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Post by Cross Recoba on Mar 31, 2023 6:36:59 GMT -5
Also, I'm so close to policy voting Cross because no way has he pulled Miller twice in a row. If ANYONE else but Kuroi was the mod I'd be pulling the trigger right now. Come on, Steele, you know you’d fit at FIRESIDE. Obviously not in the main event, that’s obviously me reading my shopping list. But I’m not going to publicly lie to everyone. Trans: hence the ‘unbelievably’ part of my message.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Mar 31, 2023 6:43:25 GMT -5
Oh... hello there. You just caught me practicing my toss. Now I know it's been a couple years since I've wrestled, but that doesn't mean I've got a rusty ring. Er, I mean ring rust. I've beaten off multiple men in one night before, and you better believe I'll do it again tonight! Because Jackson Steele always comes first! A person playing themselves!? How DELICIOUSLY DEVIOUS! However don't think that your TROMBONES WITH RUST will play at the end because I, the DARK LORD OF THE XHF NETWORK will stand tall at the end of this. Also, H2f, ranting in the dead chat? I'm feeling very attacked right now.
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Post by hardcorehammer24 on Mar 31, 2023 7:12:09 GMT -5
Well howdy-hoity-toity-whoa fellow XHFerinos. This is “Sweet Baby” Ken Howard, the Hardcore Hammer, ready to give some commentary on the Rumble. Lord DominAss is showing his hard on for W:UK from the start with Donzig retorting about things everyone already knew…that he was one crazy motha…
Add in crazy-ass beekeepers, blatant advertisement for the junk food companies, a pirate king and a flippin’ beekeeper. It gonna be a knee slapper for sure!
Trans: Since character color got me in trouble last time, and I will likely butcher my portrayal anyway, I am using my own character. Let’s get this Rumble Season flying!
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Post by hardcorehammer24 on Mar 31, 2023 7:13:15 GMT -5
And for your information I totally meant to mention that beekeeper whack job twice!
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Post by Robbie A on Mar 31, 2023 8:29:24 GMT -5
You know, the Rumble would be better in Philadelphia, I'll put on a Rumble myself there. I could write the match, enter the match, win the match. But you guys wouldn't want that, you're ignorant.
Trans: Unbelievably, I'm a miller. I wish I was kidding. So, like last time I'm claiming early as that's what us millers do. We come off scummy but it's not like we can really help it. Vote: Cross because I simply can’t help myself given who he clearly is and it’s too funny for me not to. Annnnnyway. Totally won this thingy before, mind isn’t what it was but you all love me anyway. I’ll catch up on the other posts in a sec but totally got distracted in the above. I am easily distracted after all.
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h2f
CAR Pit Crew
Vroom, Vroom, Female Dogs
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Post by h2f on Mar 31, 2023 8:43:56 GMT -5
Oh... hello there. You just caught me practicing my toss. Now I know it's been a couple years since I've wrestled, but that doesn't mean I've got a rusty ring. Er, I mean ring rust. I've beaten off multiple men in one night before, and you better believe I'll do it again tonight! Because Jackson Steele always comes first! A person playing themselves!? How DELICIOUSLY DEVIOUS! However don't think that your TROMBONES WITH RUST will play at the end because I, the DARK LORD OF THE XHF NETWORK will stand tall at the end of this. Also, H2f, ranting in the dead chat? I'm feeling very attacked right now. I fail to understand that reference and implore you to clarify. Were you unhappy in the dead chat?
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Mar 31, 2023 8:50:02 GMT -5
A person playing themselves!? How DELICIOUSLY DEVIOUS! However don't think that your TROMBONES WITH RUST will play at the end because I, the DARK LORD OF THE XHF NETWORK will stand tall at the end of this. Also, H2f, ranting in the dead chat? I'm feeling very attacked right now. I fail to understand that reference and implore you to clarify. Were you unhappy in the dead chat? I frequently rant and rave. ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M RIGHT ABOUT WHO SCUM IS! *Shakes fist*
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mosler
Special GUNS Acess
Mosler's not here man.
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Post by mosler on Mar 31, 2023 10:24:29 GMT -5
So you all mostly picked your own characters....
Zat's lame.
Translation: Zoran is a face.
...so what are the odds that the only person here handling someone other than his main, has it as a safeclaim?
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Post by Cross Recoba on Mar 31, 2023 10:50:38 GMT -5
So you all mostly picked your own characters.... Zat's lame. Translation: Zoran is a face. ...so what are the odds that the only person here handling someone other than his main, has it as a safeclaim? That’s what Soutter would do, he’s a crook though! Trans: How would my guy be a safeclaim?
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Post by Robbie A on Mar 31, 2023 10:56:36 GMT -5
I honestly have been hit in the head so many times I could not tell you who I am. People tell me I’m a legend though, whatever that means.
Trans: I am not Rob Arnold…or any Academy character.
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mosler
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Mosler's not here man.
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Post by mosler on Mar 31, 2023 11:03:07 GMT -5
That’s what Soutter would do, he’s a crook though! Trans: How would my guy be a safeclaim? Crook... I zink ze language would be harsher. Trans: If you were to submit.... Heel - Cross Face - Caff Face - Duke Then you might have gotten your character too... just with the kind of face safe claim you could have fun with. That's if I buy you getting miller two games in a row.... to be honest, it's hard to swallow.
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Post by Cross Recoba on Mar 31, 2023 11:15:46 GMT -5
That’s what Soutter would do, he’s a crook though! Trans: How would my guy be a safeclaim? Crook... I zink ze language would be harsher. Trans: If you were to submit.... Heel - Cross Face - Caff Face - Duke Then you might have gotten your character too... just with the kind of face safe claim you could have fun with. That's if I buy you getting miller two games in a row.... to be honest, it's hard to swallow. Hey! Let me tell you about FIRESIDE… Trans: I hate being a Miller. Day 1, tell people you’re a miller. That’s the play. The fact I got it last game means that I’d have to have balls the size of the Elgin Marbles to use that as a defence if I were scum. Surely I’d just stfu and not raise attention to the fact that I will pop as scum.
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Post by Donzig on Mar 31, 2023 11:23:03 GMT -5
*adjusts his tiny hat, looks for discipline*
Hey, I'm workin' 'ere! I am also totally trustworthy and a living legend!
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Post by Mav. on Mar 31, 2023 12:03:06 GMT -5
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Post by Cross Recoba on Mar 31, 2023 12:12:40 GMT -5
*adjusts his tiny hat, looks for discipline* Hey, I'm workin' 'ere! I am also totally trustworthy and a living legend! If we had Dustin Hoffman on the Network, I’d know. He’d be a FIRESiDE guy. If I’m not on much for the rest of the day it’s because I’m ordering a takeout and got to use the special instructions to recruit the delivery guy to the best fed on the Network! Trans: I have a promo deadline to meet so if I’m quiet, that’s why. I have no idea who Donzig is tbf.
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