Hold one up and then caress it.
Mar 29, 2023 21:31:11 GMT -5
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Post by Visit Neom on Mar 29, 2023 21:31:11 GMT -5
( We see a crappy wrestling ring setup in the middle of a flea market. Four fans watch the show as a crowd shops for used goods. Dana" The Drone" Daniels stands with a towel over his shoulder as an announcer in a tuxedo shirt interviews him.)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with the one and only Dana "The Drone" Daniels. He just had an amazing upset victory when Randy Candy had to move his car out of a fire lane and didn't beat a ten count. Dana, you're entering the XHF Rumble. How do you feel?
Dana: Well, I'm buzzing with excitement, baby! The XHF Rumble is the biggest stage there is. I'm ready to show the world what a beekeeper / wrestler can do!
Announcer: That's great to hear, but I have to ask something. You seem to be pretty fixated on Jack Diamond. Any particular reason why?
Dana: Oh, Jack Diamond, that pretty boy. Let me tell you, he's been buzzing around my hive's queen for too long. Wacko Jacko has been seeing my ex-wife Jodie! I know there's no evidence and they live on opposite sides of the country, but have you seen his perfect teeth? Jodie is Michigan's best dental hygienist! That's enough proof for me to want to sting him where the sun don't shine!
Announcer: I see, but aren't there 28 other wrestlers in the Rumble? Don't you want to focus on them too?
Dana: Oh, don't you worry, I've got plenty of pollen to go around. But Jack Diamond, he's like a bee to honey, I just can't resist. I've got a thermos full of irate insects and I'm gonna pour it all over him. Let me tell you, those drones are gonna sting him in places he didn't even know existed.
Announcer: That sounds like quite the plan, Dana. What if things don't go your way?
Dana: I might kill myself. Don't worry though. We're gonna swarm the competition. Jack Diamond, well, he's gonna learn the hard way not to mess with a man's honey.
Announcer: There you have it, folks. Dana "The Drone" Daniels, ready to cut through the competition like a "buzz"saw. Don't go anywhere! The meat raffle is next!
(The shot fades out as elderly woman begin setting up tables full of sausages in the ring.)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with the one and only Dana "The Drone" Daniels. He just had an amazing upset victory when Randy Candy had to move his car out of a fire lane and didn't beat a ten count. Dana, you're entering the XHF Rumble. How do you feel?
Dana: Well, I'm buzzing with excitement, baby! The XHF Rumble is the biggest stage there is. I'm ready to show the world what a beekeeper / wrestler can do!
Announcer: That's great to hear, but I have to ask something. You seem to be pretty fixated on Jack Diamond. Any particular reason why?
Dana: Oh, Jack Diamond, that pretty boy. Let me tell you, he's been buzzing around my hive's queen for too long. Wacko Jacko has been seeing my ex-wife Jodie! I know there's no evidence and they live on opposite sides of the country, but have you seen his perfect teeth? Jodie is Michigan's best dental hygienist! That's enough proof for me to want to sting him where the sun don't shine!
Announcer: I see, but aren't there 28 other wrestlers in the Rumble? Don't you want to focus on them too?
Dana: Oh, don't you worry, I've got plenty of pollen to go around. But Jack Diamond, he's like a bee to honey, I just can't resist. I've got a thermos full of irate insects and I'm gonna pour it all over him. Let me tell you, those drones are gonna sting him in places he didn't even know existed.
Announcer: That sounds like quite the plan, Dana. What if things don't go your way?
Dana: I might kill myself. Don't worry though. We're gonna swarm the competition. Jack Diamond, well, he's gonna learn the hard way not to mess with a man's honey.
Announcer: There you have it, folks. Dana "The Drone" Daniels, ready to cut through the competition like a "buzz"saw. Don't go anywhere! The meat raffle is next!
(The shot fades out as elderly woman begin setting up tables full of sausages in the ring.)