INJURY UPDATE [ORPHAN 01]
Apr 4, 2023 17:25:49 GMT -5
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Post by mtc on Apr 4, 2023 17:25:49 GMT -5
Vision blurred.
Must have blacked out.
Left arm numb.
What happened?
Coming too, Redmond Fury finds himself in a hospital bed. He is decked out in an ill-fitted hospital gown that barely contains his bulging frame. In fact, it seems to be tearing around his pectoral muscles, and the sleeves have been cut off for maximum GUN SHOW. Despite Fury clearly being made of stronger stuff than these flimsy threads could hold, it didn't stop the nursing staff from trying to change him - multiple times - god bless them.
Is he the X*Crown champion?
Stabbing pain in his heavily bandaged left arm.
No. No he is not.
As Fury starts to assess the many tubes currently attached to his bicep - a doctor enters.
Doc Hamster (looking over chart):
Mister... Fury? Redmond. I'm Doctor Hamster - its spelt differently - you were brought in earlier with severe lacerations to your arm. Apparently a work related accident, but the glass ruptured a major artery. You lost a lot of blood.
Mister... Fury? Redmond. I'm Doctor Hamster - its spelt differently - you were brought in earlier with severe lacerations to your arm. Apparently a work related accident, but the glass ruptured a major artery. You lost a lot of blood.
Redmond Fury:
...beef...
...beef...
Doc Hamster:
We are going to be keeping you a few days for observation-
We are going to be keeping you a few days for observation-
Redmond Fury:
A few days? No - I need to get back into training immed-
A few days? No - I need to get back into training immed-
Doc Hamster:
Bodybuilding competition? Relax, Redmond - we will put you in touch with some physical therapists that can help you rehab that arm in no time.
Bodybuilding competition? Relax, Redmond - we will put you in touch with some physical therapists that can help you rehab that arm in no time.
Redmond Fury:
No, I mean for the Rumble - the XHF Rumble, I have a wrestling event coming up later this month...
No, I mean for the Rumble - the XHF Rumble, I have a wrestling event coming up later this month...
Doc Hamster:
Rolling around in a small area with a large group of semi-dressed men? And risk a staff infection? Redmond, I don't think you're aware of how bad your condition was coming in here. You're on the road to recovery, but this is going to take time. There is no way you'd be cleared by whatever athletic commission was organizing the event-
Rolling around in a small area with a large group of semi-dressed men? And risk a staff infection? Redmond, I don't think you're aware of how bad your condition was coming in here. You're on the road to recovery, but this is going to take time. There is no way you'd be cleared by whatever athletic commission was organizing the event-
Redmond Fury:
That can't be... Sainovic's arm is in far worse shape than mine - if he can get cleared then I-
That can't be... Sainovic's arm is in far worse shape than mine - if he can get cleared then I-
Doc Hamster:
Worse shape than THAT, and wrestling? (shaking head in disgust) I'd like to meet his GP. No Redmond, your ...rumble was it... chances of entry are over.
Worse shape than THAT, and wrestling? (shaking head in disgust) I'd like to meet his GP. No Redmond, your ...rumble was it... chances of entry are over.
The Buckeye Bruiser looks deeply upset.
Doc Hamster:
Cheer up, with plastic surgery these days, there will be minimal permanent scarring. You'll be back to winning pageants in no time. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm running an experiment with a giant electromagnetic ball...
Cheer up, with plastic surgery these days, there will be minimal permanent scarring. You'll be back to winning pageants in no time. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm running an experiment with a giant electromagnetic ball...
Redmond Fury (lost in thought):
Uh, thanks... doctor...
Uh, thanks... doctor...
With that Doctor H heads for the door - opening it, a dozen lusty nurses almost spill into the room - before scattering like roaches. Shaking his head, the man named Hamster follows the unprofessional staff who are now desperately trying to look busy, closing the door behind him.
Redmond Fury:
It's nice to know that Magnus hates me so much, that he'd rather have Black as champion. But this took it way too far. You really crossed the line this time BEEF.... not winning the crown is one thing. Dylan is a great champion that does GUNS well.... but taking me out of the Rumble too? Now YOU'LL be one of the few people from our federation that can support Dylan against Tap Out, Hardkore World, Wrestle UK... and frankly... whether it's beating Black, or helping GUNS retain the championship... you're not up to the job, Beef.
It's nice to know that Magnus hates me so much, that he'd rather have Black as champion. But this took it way too far. You really crossed the line this time BEEF.... not winning the crown is one thing. Dylan is a great champion that does GUNS well.... but taking me out of the Rumble too? Now YOU'LL be one of the few people from our federation that can support Dylan against Tap Out, Hardkore World, Wrestle UK... and frankly... whether it's beating Black, or helping GUNS retain the championship... you're not up to the job, Beef.
"Don't be sad Mister Fury, GUNS wasn't going to win anyway."
POP!
A "Get Well" balloon is burst by a small child with a pin, who is sitting in the corner.
Tinto:
Not that Mister Dylan isn't very good. A robot arm? So cool! I asked for one for Christmas, and Santa did not bring it to me. So either robot arms are make believe, or Mister Dylan killed Santa. What else could it be? No... it is about time that CAR had a turn with the crown. That is only fair. Everyone gets a turn. If I have to let Billie play with the orange ball, even though Trisha took way more than ten minutes with it, and I didn't get to use it as much as I wanted too.... then others should have to share too! CAR is the best. Memaw tries so hard. She deserves it... she gave me a raisin cookie.
Redmond Fury:
Wait, Tinto you didn't-
The little boy climbs off his chair, it takes a little while because he's kind of small and his feet don't quite touch the ground while seated.
Tinto:
Sign up? Someone in CAR had to win for that kind older lady. Even though I take the belt to CAR, rest assured that I will beat up BEEF for you, Mister Fury.
Redmond Fury:
Tinto you shouldn't- I- I won't be there to protect you this time!
The Buckeye Bruiser tries to rise from his bed, only to get very dizzy. He lost a lot of blood at the FOOLS special.
Tinto:
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Protect me, Mister Fury? I'm protecting you! Protect me? I need no protection! Remember that time I eliminated you and the T-Rex? I was so strong! And I would have won the Phoenix belt too, if not for Mister Marty's gold fever.
EDITOR'S NOTE: That didn't happen. Yes, Marty did screw Tinto out of the Phoenix title, but it was actually Fury who eliminated Bones from that Battle Royale. Tinto was too short to see the events transpire.
Redmond Fury:
Tinto - you were almost crushed in that battle royal, and that was ten people stomping around the ring. This will be far closer to forty. It isn't safe-
Tinto:
That just means I'm closer to the mat. It will take TWICE as much work for anyone to throw me one the top!
Redmond Fury:
But you way less, so it will actually be easier to get you up in the air-
Tinto:
No it won't.
Redmond Fury:
Yes, yes it will.
Tinto:
No it won't.
Redmond Fury:
I'm not doing this-
Tinto:
Yes, you will.
Redmond Fury:
Seriously, if they let you into the rumble - I'm calling child protective....
The room starts spinning.
The little boy reaches out, touching the bag that is connected to Fury's mangled bicep by IV. The child clearly likes the texture of the plastic, and has no other reason for fooling around with it.
Tinto:
Don't be silly. That's just the drugs talking. You shouldn't take drugs Mister Fury, that's what Mrs. Simmons says at least.
Redmond Fury:
servi... ser... v...
The Buckeye Bruiser passes out.
Tinto:
Get some sleep, Mister Fury, it will make you feel better.
One Down.
The CAR Orphan turns to the camera with a friendly smile. We know now exactly how the minor can win the X*Crown... by making sure he's the only participant in the match. A rumble without any participants? Tinto has a month.
The CAR Orphan turns to the camera with a friendly smile. We know now exactly how the minor can win the X*Crown... by making sure he's the only participant in the match. A rumble without any participants? Tinto has a month.
Tinto:
I'm just checking out the competition. It looks like poor Mister Fury won't be joining us. That is too bad. He is one of my favourite wrestlers. I was going to order the pay per view just to see him win, too. (shrugs) Now that I'm a participant, I guess I have to see it anyway...
The little boy turns towards the door.
Tinto:
HAHAHAHAHAHA.... Doctor Hamster.... what a stupid name. He is one lab accident away from being a Spider-Man villain...
Turning, Tinto gives the camera a shocked Home Alone expression as if an idea had just struck him. Could he make his own comic book villain? Devilish gleam in his eyes, the little boy charges off.
Tinto:
Feel better soon, Mister Fury!
The door closes, and with it MISTER GUNS chances in the Rumble come to an end.