The Blessing you deserve (AVB #2)
Apr 5, 2023 15:17:48 GMT -5
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Post by RattyMcDaddy on Apr 5, 2023 15:17:48 GMT -5
We fade into Alexander Von Blankenship sitting in a barbers chair. He notices the camera and smirks.
A velvet blue covering covering his body, and only his head and neck visible. A stylists hands quickly move about his blind curls, ensuring the most proper of haircuts, for only the most proper of men.
The Blessed One bites his lip in that TikTok kind of way, giving a smoldering look into the camera before winking.
The stylist moves around blocking AVB from the camera while she does a little buzz and trim. She moves towards his back again, and he continues talking without missing a beat.
Alex stands up and brushes himself off, he holds his arms out as some one runs up and places his suit jacket onto him.
Alex turns and walks away, as the camera zooms in on his hair clippings on the floor.
A velvet blue covering covering his body, and only his head and neck visible. A stylists hands quickly move about his blind curls, ensuring the most proper of haircuts, for only the most proper of men.
What does it mean to be blessed? A blessing, according to Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, is the act or words of one that blesses, or a thing conducive to happiness or welfare. In the Bible, there are several words that are usually translated as blessing or bless. The Hebrew word most often translated bless is barak, which can mean to praise, congratulate, or salute, and is even used to mean a curse. The curse part I've been very familiar with as of late, having been blessed with the misfortune of watching the Donzig and Von Krause promos. It's like watching the Lord of the Rings Trilogies, except all the actors have lisps, downs syndrome, and the TV doesn't have closed captions. What a fucking snore fest those two have become. People hated Donzig and his bullshit before, this must really be the icing on top of the hate cake, it's like a bad Dungeons and Dragons Live Action Role Play, but all they do is sulk and neck crank. They need to spice that shit up. Maybe have good Old AVB show up, with his Plus 12 Damage magical boner, and give old Von Krause the medieval futuristic blessing that she deserves.
The Blessed One bites his lip in that TikTok kind of way, giving a smoldering look into the camera before winking.
I digress though, where were we? Ahhh yes, blessings. Most people take a blessing as something or a word provided from God, as them being favored, or in his Grace. Mostly though, blessings are given after someone sneezes. Good manners dictate that every sneeze should be followed by some variation of bless you.Whether it's a wall-shaking nasal explosion or a dainty achoo, no sneeze is complete without it. But have you ever wondered why we do it? The most popular theory is that it originated in Rome when the bubonic plague was ravaging Europe. Sneezing was one the plague's main symptoms, and it is believed that Pope Gregory I suggested a tiny prayer in the form of saying, God bless you after a sneeze would protect the person from death. Another, more superstitious theory is that it stems from the ancient belief that a sneeze might accidentally expel the spirit from the body unless God blesses you and prevents it. Other cultures thought that sneezing forced evil spirits out of the body, leaving others exposed to wandering spirits. A blessing was to protect both the sneezer and those around him. And then there's the rumor that our hearts stop when we sneeze, and that saying, bless you, is a way of welcoming the sneezer back from the dead.
The stylist moves around blocking AVB from the camera while she does a little buzz and trim. She moves towards his back again, and he continues talking without missing a beat.
No matter what you believe about blessings, they are all true when it comes to me, because you see, I am truly Blessed. From the lips of the Gods golden mouths, my name was spoken. I am not only highly favored and protected. My blessings aren't spoken hollow by some mere mortals, I am blessed by the highest of the highs, and the lowest of the lows. Blessed by both heavenly royalty and the lowest scum of the underworld. I am not only gazed on from above with grace and love, but from below, with envy and pride. I am a curse to all who oppose my will and wishes. I am the devil that enters your body when you sneeze. I am the eternal that stops your heart for a brief second, but allows it to beat again. My blessings are bigger than just Gods and Demons, I am Universally Blessed, for not only do the blood of the Gods run through my veins, the fire of the Demons beat in my heart, the stars of the sky are in my eyes, and the secrets of all the Universe reside in my mind. I am the Alpha, Omega, and everything in-between.
The stylist removes the drape from around Alex, as he continues to sit and speak. A grey Hugo Boss suit, minus the jacket, is now visible. A sleek silk vest over his upper body.
As a spirit creature, the Devil lives in an invisible realm. However, this is not in a fiery hell where he makes the wicked suffer. For a time, Satan, the Devil, moved about in the spirit realm at will, including entering directly before God alongside the faithful angels. But the Bible foretold that there would be a war in heaven that would result in Satan’s being expelled from heaven and cast out into the earth. Both Bible chronology and world events confirm that this war in heaven has already taken place. The Devil is now confined to the vicinity of the earth. Am I the Devil Himself? Am I a God, am I THE GOD? Well............
Alex stands up and brushes himself off, he holds his arms out as some one runs up and places his suit jacket onto him.
I guess that all depends on what side of my blessings you fall on, now doesn't it? You will get the Blessings that you deserve,Rumble Entrants.
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