Post by Venom 🕷 on Apr 9, 2023 18:12:42 GMT -5
Florian Hall
Boston, Massachusetts
We open up in the hall with a red carpet. We get a very presidential feel with a podium in front of a blank backdrop. The sound of a door opening is followed by the snapping of camera flashes as Magnus walks out onto stage. He has a bright and shiny new metal arm and an eye patch over his left eye. He takes his place behind the podium and shuffles some papers around in front of him before looking ahead into the main camera.
Magnus: Hello. Thank you for joining me on this Easter Sunday for a special announcement.
Magnus checks his papers in front of him and looks back up.
Magnus: You know this is an important announcement because I stopped hiding Easter Eggs for BEEF to find as preparation for finding and throwing out Tinto to be here to make this.
Flashes go off and a murmur of excitement breaks out in the crowd.
Magnus: First, I’d like to apologize for bringing you on Easter. I wanted to keep in tradition of GUNS and holidays since our special this month is being held on Tax Day, which doesn’t make sense since we have a large international fan base, that left today open. So, I’m here to announce that I, not Zoran or Dylan, have secured a huge cross promotional main event for an upcoming Gun Show.
The flashes continue and the murmurs intensify.
Magnus: I cannot say right now who it is, or even what company, but this will be a main event match even bigger than any X*Crown defense Zoran and Dylan Black ever brought to GUNS.
The murmurs explode as Magnus pauses.
Magnus: I will now take questions.
A man shoots up and exclaims.
John Allen: If you can’t tell us anymore about this match, can you tell us what you think about what Cross said to you?
Magnus: I cannot and I can.
John Allen: So, will you?
Magnus: Oh, yeah. Cross needs to focus more on the people in the Rumble instead of lowly announcer/owners like me. I signed BEEF up for this event and BEEF alone, and when he’s out looking for me to toss out BEEF will move in right behind him and toss him out like last nights leftovers. Like me he should just stick to running his promotion. Next.
Another younger more handsome man stands up.
Carlos Herrera: Dylan Black is already the X*Crown Champion and Zoran has represented you well. What made you choose to abandon them as GUNS top representatives?
Magnus: Good question much younger and handsome reporter. I never wanted Zoran on my roster. Since I was punished with his presence by Mongo and the other XHF Brass Zoran has done everything in his power to undermine my authority. I have never hid the fact that I’m not a fan of him and his antics. No one was happier to see Foxy destroy him.
Magnus clears his throat.
Magnus: Dylan is another story. I made him our representative for the X*Crown before he was a prime terrorist suspect. Up to this point I’ve looked passed it as he’s innocent until proven guilty, but he’s undercut me at every pass just like Zoran and has made his allegiance to Zoran clear. So I can’t trust him if he wins to bring the Crown back to GUNS and even if he does I’m not sure I’d want him to. That’s why I’m working alongside El Rey to make sure the X*Crown comes back to GUNS with someone we can trust, BEEF. Next.
A third man stands up, clearly not as handsome as the last, but much more handsome than the first and far more charismatic, stands up.
Tommy Reesh: You seem very focused on the people who have wronged you, but what about the likes of guys outside of Guns and guys like Donzig, Cheez, and someone you mentioned earlier, Bloodied Fox.
Magnus: Fox would make a fine champion, and if he’s willing to BEEF would be his right hand man in the Rumble. If he won I’d support Mr. Fox as X*Crown Champion even if he chose to take the Crown elsewhere. As for the other guys you mentioned, they all have a realistic chance of winning…
Magnus takes a long pause.
Magnus: …until they run into BEEF. I mean look at Cheez. He’s probably the least athletic wrestler on the roster behind Copycat. BEEF can toss him with one hand, and honestly, what's better BEEF or Cheez. I think we all know the answer to that. As for Donzig, come on man. This guy has brain damage, which normally would make him dangerous in a match, but in this he doesn’t even understand the rules. He’s as likely to throw himself out as BEEF is to beating Cheez in a test of strength. That’s time.
Other reporters try and yell out answers, but Magnus waves them away and exclaims before exiting the stage.
Magnus: Happy Easter everyone. See you at the Rumble.
Magnus exits and we fade as reporters stagger to begin to write their stories.
Boston, Massachusetts
We open up in the hall with a red carpet. We get a very presidential feel with a podium in front of a blank backdrop. The sound of a door opening is followed by the snapping of camera flashes as Magnus walks out onto stage. He has a bright and shiny new metal arm and an eye patch over his left eye. He takes his place behind the podium and shuffles some papers around in front of him before looking ahead into the main camera.
Magnus: Hello. Thank you for joining me on this Easter Sunday for a special announcement.
Magnus checks his papers in front of him and looks back up.
Magnus: You know this is an important announcement because I stopped hiding Easter Eggs for BEEF to find as preparation for finding and throwing out Tinto to be here to make this.
Flashes go off and a murmur of excitement breaks out in the crowd.
Magnus: First, I’d like to apologize for bringing you on Easter. I wanted to keep in tradition of GUNS and holidays since our special this month is being held on Tax Day, which doesn’t make sense since we have a large international fan base, that left today open. So, I’m here to announce that I, not Zoran or Dylan, have secured a huge cross promotional main event for an upcoming Gun Show.
The flashes continue and the murmurs intensify.
Magnus: I cannot say right now who it is, or even what company, but this will be a main event match even bigger than any X*Crown defense Zoran and Dylan Black ever brought to GUNS.
The murmurs explode as Magnus pauses.
Magnus: I will now take questions.
A man shoots up and exclaims.
John Allen: If you can’t tell us anymore about this match, can you tell us what you think about what Cross said to you?
Magnus: I cannot and I can.
John Allen: So, will you?
Magnus: Oh, yeah. Cross needs to focus more on the people in the Rumble instead of lowly announcer/owners like me. I signed BEEF up for this event and BEEF alone, and when he’s out looking for me to toss out BEEF will move in right behind him and toss him out like last nights leftovers. Like me he should just stick to running his promotion. Next.
Another younger more handsome man stands up.
Carlos Herrera: Dylan Black is already the X*Crown Champion and Zoran has represented you well. What made you choose to abandon them as GUNS top representatives?
Magnus: Good question much younger and handsome reporter. I never wanted Zoran on my roster. Since I was punished with his presence by Mongo and the other XHF Brass Zoran has done everything in his power to undermine my authority. I have never hid the fact that I’m not a fan of him and his antics. No one was happier to see Foxy destroy him.
Magnus clears his throat.
Magnus: Dylan is another story. I made him our representative for the X*Crown before he was a prime terrorist suspect. Up to this point I’ve looked passed it as he’s innocent until proven guilty, but he’s undercut me at every pass just like Zoran and has made his allegiance to Zoran clear. So I can’t trust him if he wins to bring the Crown back to GUNS and even if he does I’m not sure I’d want him to. That’s why I’m working alongside El Rey to make sure the X*Crown comes back to GUNS with someone we can trust, BEEF. Next.
A third man stands up, clearly not as handsome as the last, but much more handsome than the first and far more charismatic, stands up.
Tommy Reesh: You seem very focused on the people who have wronged you, but what about the likes of guys outside of Guns and guys like Donzig, Cheez, and someone you mentioned earlier, Bloodied Fox.
Magnus: Fox would make a fine champion, and if he’s willing to BEEF would be his right hand man in the Rumble. If he won I’d support Mr. Fox as X*Crown Champion even if he chose to take the Crown elsewhere. As for the other guys you mentioned, they all have a realistic chance of winning…
Magnus takes a long pause.
Magnus: …until they run into BEEF. I mean look at Cheez. He’s probably the least athletic wrestler on the roster behind Copycat. BEEF can toss him with one hand, and honestly, what's better BEEF or Cheez. I think we all know the answer to that. As for Donzig, come on man. This guy has brain damage, which normally would make him dangerous in a match, but in this he doesn’t even understand the rules. He’s as likely to throw himself out as BEEF is to beating Cheez in a test of strength. That’s time.
Other reporters try and yell out answers, but Magnus waves them away and exclaims before exiting the stage.
Magnus: Happy Easter everyone. See you at the Rumble.
Magnus exits and we fade as reporters stagger to begin to write their stories.
