FLORIDA MAN WAS HERE MAYBE?
Apr 15, 2023 0:36:57 GMT -5
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Post by flo on Apr 15, 2023 0:36:57 GMT -5
The Booze Cruise.
Fort Lauderdale.
A number of women climb up on the stage for a wet T-shirt contest.
MC:
Let's give a warm round of applause for Cindy!
The young women keep their shows just clean enough to avoid being part of "TOO HOT FOT THE XHF NETWORK" - when suddenly a man in a Gorn mask runs up on the stage.
Florida Man:
RUMBle PROMO NUMBERO UNO!
The scantily clad drunks hold up some cardboard signs. They are slowly flipped to reveal...
Florida Man:
F!
Florida Man:
L
Florida Man:
I didn't have any O signs, but y'all get the idea.
Florida Man:
I'm getting a hard R just standing here. And next up...
They are actually out of girls.
Florida Man:
Dang. Well, put 'em all together and what does it spell?
Florida Man:
Seriously, don't keep me in the dark........ I never learned to read.
Crowd (pretty hammered):
FLORIDA!
Florida Man:
HELL YEAH! PROMO NUMBER ONE - FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Before the first promotional video for the Rumble can lead to Florida Man offering any further insights into his plans, besides an inhibility to spell his first name with drunken young women who are clearly catching colds from their damp clothing - the booze cruise organizers decide to remove him from the stage. Fortunately Florida Man is the coolest GFC contender not to be invited back to the contest, and just starts swinging. He manages to knock out a few security guards, before he gets tackled face first into the camera.
SIGNAL LOSS.
Fort Lauderdale.
A number of women climb up on the stage for a wet T-shirt contest.
MC:
Let's give a warm round of applause for Cindy!
The young women keep their shows just clean enough to avoid being part of "TOO HOT FOT THE XHF NETWORK" - when suddenly a man in a Gorn mask runs up on the stage.
Florida Man:
RUMBle PROMO NUMBERO UNO!
The scantily clad drunks hold up some cardboard signs. They are slowly flipped to reveal...
F
Florida Man:
F!
L
Florida Man:
L
U
Florida Man:
I didn't have any O signs, but y'all get the idea.
R
Florida Man:
I'm getting a hard R just standing here. And next up...
They are actually out of girls.
Florida Man:
Dang. Well, put 'em all together and what does it spell?
FLUR
Florida Man:
Seriously, don't keep me in the dark........ I never learned to read.
Crowd (pretty hammered):
FLORIDA!
Florida Man:
HELL YEAH! PROMO NUMBER ONE - FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Before the first promotional video for the Rumble can lead to Florida Man offering any further insights into his plans, besides an inhibility to spell his first name with drunken young women who are clearly catching colds from their damp clothing - the booze cruise organizers decide to remove him from the stage. Fortunately Florida Man is the coolest GFC contender not to be invited back to the contest, and just starts swinging. He manages to knock out a few security guards, before he gets tackled face first into the camera.
SIGNAL LOSS.