Game Over [Dylan Rumble #5]
Apr 17, 2023 0:36:30 GMT -5
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Post by Dylan on Apr 17, 2023 0:36:30 GMT -5
The first thing we see is a large vault door, one you'd find at a bank. However, right in the middle of the big spinning mechanism, there's a large keyhole. There's a jingle, and a key is inserted into the keyhole and turned. A loud "click" is heard and two hands grab the mechanism and turn it, before grabbing a handle and pulling the vault door open. For the first time in years, we're greeted at the X*Crown vault where Dylan Black walks inside. Already it looks like there's some recording equipment set up here with a seat smack dab in the middle of the vault. Dylan sits clicks the camera on and sets it to record, and the shot switches to what that second camera sees. Dylan walks into the frame and grabs the X*Crown Championship out of a suitcase before sitting in the chair. The X*Crown Championship is slung over his shoulder and he gives it a pat on the face plate.
So we're getting closer and closer to the actual Rumble and I felt the need to come down here and connect with the presence of every championship within the X*Crown. Connect with those who won the Rumble and also won the X*Crown. There are only a handful of Rumble winners from the old guard who never got to win the X*Crown I found out. Scorpion, Destruction, and Reckless Jack had the biggest prize of our time elude them. And after working with Brad Kane I understand why he never won it. But back then, you got a shot at the X*Crown. That was it. If you win, you have to wait until the Night of Champions for your shot. I think we have it easier now because you win the Rumble, congrats you're the X*Crown Champion. You get the pomp and circumstance, the flowers, the girls. You get ten pounds of gold.
Another pat on the face plate.
But you wanna know who isn't getting the ten pounds of gold? All of you, of course. But the biggest somebody who won't be touching my title is the newest Hot Topic consumer within the XHF, Bloodied fucking Fox.
Yeah, the Heart of GUNS has a bone to pick with the Heart of AWF.
Well, it's a bit of you and a bit of Brendan and Jack, but I'm saving them for another day.
Dylan leans forward.
You don't get to escape my wrath so easily. You have been a constant blemish on every GUNS show since you signed in February, shortly after I'd won the X*Crown. Following me around, constantly beating the crap out of people who probably deserved it. I didn't give you so much as a passing glance until you laid hands on my best friend, my mortal enemy, Zoran Sainovic. You beat my frenemy to a pulp, and now we've got problems. You've been sticking your nose where it doesn't belong for TOO LONG! In attempts to get vengeance for being stabbed three years ago? I know I hold grudges but fuck man, you've got problems.
He shakes his head.
And I'm not even talking about your marital problems. Steve Awesome said what we all were thinking when he pulled the cuck card. When I first stood across the ring from you some four-ish years ago, heck even last year at the Rumble you weren't... you weren't this. You had potential, you were tired of constantly being screwed around and coming up short again and again and again but you had hope! Hope was what set you apart from EVERYONE ELSE because you would see your friends turn to the dark side and you'd work to turn them back. You'd get violently hurt and you'd come back for more. YOU WERE THE UNDERDOG OF THE XHF! But now... you're just a dick.
He shrugs.
And don't mistake this as an appeal to your inner humanity. I like this new violent, dark persona you've got going on. It doesn't dismiss you being a dick or you fucking around and now have to find out. But change is good Fox. Sometimes change is what we need to get to our goals.
He takes the X*Crown and holds it up.
Is this your goal Fox? Are you going to be the one to end my legendary run atop the XHF? Are you going to win the X*Crown and Rumble and get the homecoming you deserve?
His eyes squint.
If only we hadn't seen this song and dance a thousand times before. "Oh, but you just said Fox is a changed man! This could be his moment now!" You changed your attitude Fox. You've changed nothing else about yourself except being less personable. You're not a better wrestler, you're not a better fighter. I mean, maybe you're better than me. But you've not improved yourself in that ring. You can beat me so many times in Guns Fight Club, and draft a better team, but I don't have to knock you out or pick a better crew to ruin your night. Just one little duck and toss, and Bloodied Fox is back to crying about his husband not loving him anymore.
A slight grin grows on his face.
And when I rip the titles from Brendan and Jack, then dump your ass out of the Rumble hours later. You all will have NO ONE to comfort you for in YOUR EGOTISTICAL RAGE Fox? You drove away everyone who gave a fuck about you. Which admittedly was only Brandon. Now no one will cry with you as the Fox is defanged again.
Beat. Dylan places the X*Crown Championship on the floor as he thinks for a second.
Let me end on a reflective note. Jack Diamond asked this earlier in the cycle and I felt the need to respond. What does May First mean to the current X*Crown Champion, Dylan Black?
Simple, guys.
That's just when I wake up and it's day 92 of my soon-to-be record-breaking X*Crown Reign.
He smirks.
And if you don't like that, try to do something about it. The most you'll end up doing is failing again.
Dylan stands up and the camera begins backing up, stepping outside the vault. Dylan grabs the door and begins to close it.
Nobody, NOBODY is laying a hand on my X*Crown! This is MY ERA and MY VIOLENT DYNASTY!
He stops closing it for one final line.
XHF... the new Final Boss says this is Game Over.
Dylan slams the door to the vault shut as we cut to black.
So we're getting closer and closer to the actual Rumble and I felt the need to come down here and connect with the presence of every championship within the X*Crown. Connect with those who won the Rumble and also won the X*Crown. There are only a handful of Rumble winners from the old guard who never got to win the X*Crown I found out. Scorpion, Destruction, and Reckless Jack had the biggest prize of our time elude them. And after working with Brad Kane I understand why he never won it. But back then, you got a shot at the X*Crown. That was it. If you win, you have to wait until the Night of Champions for your shot. I think we have it easier now because you win the Rumble, congrats you're the X*Crown Champion. You get the pomp and circumstance, the flowers, the girls. You get ten pounds of gold.
Another pat on the face plate.
But you wanna know who isn't getting the ten pounds of gold? All of you, of course. But the biggest somebody who won't be touching my title is the newest Hot Topic consumer within the XHF, Bloodied fucking Fox.
Yeah, the Heart of GUNS has a bone to pick with the Heart of AWF.
Well, it's a bit of you and a bit of Brendan and Jack, but I'm saving them for another day.
Dylan leans forward.
You don't get to escape my wrath so easily. You have been a constant blemish on every GUNS show since you signed in February, shortly after I'd won the X*Crown. Following me around, constantly beating the crap out of people who probably deserved it. I didn't give you so much as a passing glance until you laid hands on my best friend, my mortal enemy, Zoran Sainovic. You beat my frenemy to a pulp, and now we've got problems. You've been sticking your nose where it doesn't belong for TOO LONG! In attempts to get vengeance for being stabbed three years ago? I know I hold grudges but fuck man, you've got problems.
He shakes his head.
And I'm not even talking about your marital problems. Steve Awesome said what we all were thinking when he pulled the cuck card. When I first stood across the ring from you some four-ish years ago, heck even last year at the Rumble you weren't... you weren't this. You had potential, you were tired of constantly being screwed around and coming up short again and again and again but you had hope! Hope was what set you apart from EVERYONE ELSE because you would see your friends turn to the dark side and you'd work to turn them back. You'd get violently hurt and you'd come back for more. YOU WERE THE UNDERDOG OF THE XHF! But now... you're just a dick.
He shrugs.
And don't mistake this as an appeal to your inner humanity. I like this new violent, dark persona you've got going on. It doesn't dismiss you being a dick or you fucking around and now have to find out. But change is good Fox. Sometimes change is what we need to get to our goals.
He takes the X*Crown and holds it up.
Is this your goal Fox? Are you going to be the one to end my legendary run atop the XHF? Are you going to win the X*Crown and Rumble and get the homecoming you deserve?
His eyes squint.
If only we hadn't seen this song and dance a thousand times before. "Oh, but you just said Fox is a changed man! This could be his moment now!" You changed your attitude Fox. You've changed nothing else about yourself except being less personable. You're not a better wrestler, you're not a better fighter. I mean, maybe you're better than me. But you've not improved yourself in that ring. You can beat me so many times in Guns Fight Club, and draft a better team, but I don't have to knock you out or pick a better crew to ruin your night. Just one little duck and toss, and Bloodied Fox is back to crying about his husband not loving him anymore.
A slight grin grows on his face.
And when I rip the titles from Brendan and Jack, then dump your ass out of the Rumble hours later. You all will have NO ONE to comfort you for in YOUR EGOTISTICAL RAGE Fox? You drove away everyone who gave a fuck about you. Which admittedly was only Brandon. Now no one will cry with you as the Fox is defanged again.
Beat. Dylan places the X*Crown Championship on the floor as he thinks for a second.
Let me end on a reflective note. Jack Diamond asked this earlier in the cycle and I felt the need to respond. What does May First mean to the current X*Crown Champion, Dylan Black?
Simple, guys.
That's just when I wake up and it's day 92 of my soon-to-be record-breaking X*Crown Reign.
He smirks.
And if you don't like that, try to do something about it. The most you'll end up doing is failing again.
Dylan stands up and the camera begins backing up, stepping outside the vault. Dylan grabs the door and begins to close it.
Nobody, NOBODY is laying a hand on my X*Crown! This is MY ERA and MY VIOLENT DYNASTY!
He stops closing it for one final line.
XHF... the new Final Boss says this is Game Over.
Dylan slams the door to the vault shut as we cut to black.
