Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 1, 2017 1:03:02 GMT -5
The Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents:
XWF Warfare
March 14th, 2003
XWF Warfare
March 14th, 2003
Tonight's Card:
Singles Match
Apollyon -VS- Devo
Singles Match
Rob Van Dam -VS- Chris Styles
Singles Match
Apollyon -VS- Devo
Singles Match
Rob Van Dam -VS- Chris Styles
The Warfare intro starts up, with past clips of the old fed. Then, XWF flashes up The Pyros explode from the Xtreme Tron, and the crowd stands on their feet.
Jerry: Welcome here LIVE to XWF Warfare! The debut XWF event, and this is surely going to be wicked!
"California Love" by 2pac hits the PA and "X-W-F" appears up on the X-Tron in tune with the song. The arena begins flashing blue and black and pyro shoots up from both sides of the entry way and showers back down in a blue and silver form. Big Bill makes his way out onto the stage holding his beloved, retired EWA World Heavyweight Championship high up in the air to a chorus of boo's, taking it all in seemingly getting off on it. He puts the belt over his shoulder and begins is cocky strut down the ramp smiling and waving at all the fans like they love him even though they can't stand him. He walks around the ring, and joins the commentators at ringside.
Jerry: Hey look! Its the XWF 50% owner, Big Bill!
Ozzy: Who?
Jerry: Your boss
Ozzy: Crap.
Big Bill: Hey guys! Are you ready to start Warfare?
The lights in the arena go out and than a silver stop watch appears on the X-Tron. Its starts ticking down as the background starts to get more and more violent with electric bolts. Than the stopwatch reaches zero and it explodes on the screen. All the lights are out and camera flashes flash through out the arena. Suddenly BOOM!!! A huge flaming pyro erupts over the stage dwarfing the Xtreme Tron. "Crack Addict" by Limp Bizkit plays and out comes Goldberg all rallied up and ready to fight. He jumps around on the stage rallying the crowd up. Shady walks out behind him taunting the crowd too. They walk down to the ring and Goldberg continuously taunts the crowd. Goldberg circles the ring, and joins Big Bill and the commentators at ring side.
Ozzy: Who are you?
Goldberg: Your boss.
Ozzy: But I thought Big Bill was my boss.
Goldberg: We both are.
Ozzy: Where the hell am I?
"Bring Me To Life" hits as Dominique walks out, she poses at the top of the stage, and then King Of My World hits and Apollyon comes walking out wearing his XHR Title. They walk down to the ring, climb through the ropes and the lovely and ever beautiful Dominique takes the title off from around Apollyon's waists and she holds it up high in the air, while Apollyon does his Version 1.0 taunt on the nearest turnbuckle.
King: Woo hoo! Look at Dominique!
Ozzy: Wha Who?
Goldberg: The chick, you dumb fucker.
Devo walks out with a water bottle and stands on the apron he then spits the water up like HHH. He gets in the ring and goes to the top rope and does the Austin double finger thing.
Big Bill: Goldberg! Its the first match! THE FIRST MATCH!!!
Goldberg: Woo!
Big Bill: Woo!
Jerry: Woo! Look at Dominique!
Ozzy: Aw bloody hell
Debut Match of the XWF
Apollyon VS Devo
Apollyon VS Devo
Apollyon and Devo circle each other, until Goldberg comes and interrupts the match. He then grabs a microphone, leaving Devo and Apollyon confused.
Goldberg: This match should be a special one, so by order of the XWF owners. I officially make this match. Hardcore!
Hardcore Debut Match of the XWF
Apollyon VS Devo
Apollyon VS Devo
The crowd cheers loudly and the bell rings. Devo turns to a spearing Apollyon, and hits the mat hard. Apollyon punches down on Devo, then rolls off. Devo and Apollyon gets up and Devo lays a right fist on Apollyon. Apollyon hits back with another right fist. Apollyon goes for a big thrust punch, but Devo ducks, turns and kicks Apollyon in the gut. DDT to the mat, and Devo slides out of the ring. Devo looks under the ring and pulls out a chair. Apollyon comes running from the ring, and baseball slides right into Devos jaw, and sends him into the barricade. Apollyon stays in the ring, and then jumps over the top rope, and launches off the middle going for a dropkick on Devos face, but Devo moves in time and Apollyon hits the barricade feet first, only moving the barricade back about a foot.
Big Bill: Why did you make it Hardcore?
Goldberg: Big match, why not?
Big Bill: Ohh Oh yeah, Nice save from Devo on the barricade!
Devo grabs the chair from the ground and motions to the crowd, for some pops. He pulls the chair back, and Apollyon, in desperation, kicks Devo in the nuts! Devo drops the chair and drops to his knees. Apollyon grabs the chair and smacks Devo in the back. Devo stumbles into the ring steps, and Apollyon hits him in the back again. Apollyon raises the chair up, to a chorus of boos. He just taunts them off, and reaches under the ring. He pulls out a ladder, and picks it up. He measures up, and charges Devo. Devo leg trips him, and Apollyon hits his face into the steel steps, and letting go of the ladder to launch into the other side of the steel steps. Devo grabs the ladder, and slides it into the ring. Devo then lets up Apollyon, who was just playing possum, and throws Devo into and over the steel steps.
Ozzy: Oh, oh oh, what a great trick Oh!
Jerry: Calm down Ozzy!
Goldberg: Yeah you old Fuck
Big Bill smacks Goldberg in the back of the head, as the match continues. Apollyon rolls Devo into the ring, and tries to get him to climb the ladder. Apollyon, on the other side, also climbs up. Apollyon grabs Devos hair, and tries to pull him up. Devo punches Apollyon in the nose. He then tilts the ladder up, and Apollyon, with the ladder, falls back into the ropes and launches forward into the ring. Devo catches him, and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Devo sets the ladder back up, and measures it up to Apollyon. He climbs to the top, and looks down. He taunts the crowd, and here comes Apollyon! Apollyon rushes the ladder from some sort of stored energy, and quickly climbs the top. He punches Devo in the gut, and Devo punches back down at Apollyon. Apollyon, smacks Devos face into the top of the ladder. Devo then headbutts Apollyon almost off the ladder. Devo then jumps over Apollyon, swings himself under, and hits a sit-out Powerbomb off the ladder!
Big Bill: There's either a lot of determination, or a lot of hatred here tonight!
Goldberg: You said it, biotch.
Devo sets up the ladder again, and climbs back up, but slower then before. Devo motions, and falls off the top, for a Benoit-Like Headbutt! Apollyon scrambles out of the way, and Devo hits the mat, hard. Apollyon goes for a pin, 12..kickout! Apollyon gets frustrated, and smacks the mat. He gets up, and slides out of the ring. He then grabs a trashcan out, filled with road signs, and a couple of Singapore Canes. He throws the stuff into the ring, and slides in after. Apollyon grabs a Singapore Cane, which leads to some pops and boos from the crowd. Apollyon waits, and as Devo gets back up, he hits him back down with the cane. The cane splits open, and Apollyon raises it in triumph. He then grabs a road sign and puts it on top of Devos face. Apollyon runs to the ropes, and comes back, going for a legdrop on the sign. Devo rolls out of the way, and comes back up with a football tackle. Devo climbs the ropes, and brings the ladder with him. Using the ladder as sorta a catapult devise, he jumps off the turnbuckle, then pushes himself up from the top of the ladder, and comes back down with a thunderous leg drop.
Ozzy: That was confusing, but awesome!
Big Bill: Damn right!
Devo stumbles up and off the ropes. He picks up Apollyon, and goes for a Smack Bottom! Apollyon elbows Devo in the head, and hits a sitdown rock bottom. Devo and Apollyon get up sorta slowly, and Apollyon whips Devo into the turnbuckle. Apollyon sets up Devo, and goes for the Apollyon Driver! Devo pushes Apollyon off, and jumps off and hits a Frog Splash. He gets up to catch his breath. He sets up Apollyon, and goes for the Stunner! Apollyon catches his foot, and spins him around. Apollyon kicks Devo in the gut and goes for the Twister from Hell! Devo shoulder thrusts Apollyon in the chin, and shifts it into a Smack Bottom, and hits it! Devo falls to Apollyon for the pin, 1...2....3!!! The bell rings, and Devos music kicks in.
Winner of the XWF Debut Match: Devo
Goldberg: What a debut match!
Big Bill: I think it could've been better oh well
Big Bill gets up from the announcers table and makes his way into the ring with a suitcase
Big Bill: Tonight is going to be a history making event, because our main event isn't going to be just any match....no no no, we are going to crown the VERY FIRST XWF Xtreme Champion.
The crowd cheers as Big Bill opens the suitcase and pulls out a very beat up title belt, the gold plating is in pieces and it is all torn and taped up.
Goldberg: Good God where did he get that?! It looks like its about 40 years old!
Big Bill: In order to attain this belt you must go through a very grueling and hardcore match...so ref, you know what to do.
Big Bill hands the belt to the ref who holds it high so everyone can see and then makes his way back to the announcers booth*
One Of A Kind" by Breaking Point hits and Rob Van Dam makes his way to the ring as the crowd cheers him on
Big Bill: Well Goldy this promises to be one hell of a match, I put a @#%$ load of money into Styles so I can guarantee you he will pull this one off easily.
Goldberg: What if he loses?
Big Bill: ...then hes fired
"Ive Got Five On It" by Da Luniz kicks in over the PA and Chris Styles steps out through the curtains to nothing but boo's. Styles holds his arms up crossed in the air with the 'V1' symbol on each hand. He stands at the top of the stage taunting the fans for a few seconds and then finally begins his strut down the ramp, flexing and mocking the fans the whole way. Styles hops up onto apron and then climbs through the ropes and makes his way to the opposite side of the ring where he stands on the ropes making the same crossed, 'V1' pose as the fans continue to boo. Styles finally hops off the ropes and struts around the ring as his music dies out.
Big Bill: You know, this guy just really pisses me off!
Goldberg: Why?
Big Bill: He just does....maybe its because he looks so much like that actor guy....and I really hate all of his movies.
Hardcore Match for the XWF Xtreme Championship
Rob Van Dam VS- Chris Styles
Rob Van Dam VS- Chris Styles
Both men pace around the ring staring each other down waiting to pounce. Finally RVD makes his move and locks up with Styles, the two men battle for power over one another until RVD forces Styles into the corner. Styles counters the move and sends RVD face first into the turnbuckle, he locks up behind for a back body drop but RVD flips through and kicks him in the back of the head. Styles runs at RVD but is met with a hard drop toe hold sending him face first into the mat with a loud thud! RVD hops to his feet as Styles struggles to recover, RVD attempts a leg sweep but Styles jumps over, RVD then rebounds with the other leg taking Styles off his feet and putting him flat on his back. RVD gets to his feet and Styles kicks up and the two men stare each other down as the crowd applauds their effort.*
Goldberg: Wow, what a show these two are putting on for us, and the fans.
Big Bill: I told you Styles would be everything I promised, I mean come on...the name says it all.
Goldberg: Hes getting his ass kicked
Big Bill: Hes just getting warmed up!
Styles extends his hand to RVD who reluctantly accepts the offer....Styles then cheap shots RVD with a jab to the eyes. RVD stumbles back holding his face in pain as Styles takes advantage and runs to the ropes and bounces off with a spinning heel kick right to his temple! He quickly hooks the leg, but only gets a 2 count. Styles gets to his feet bringing RVD with him he whips him to the ropes and attempts a back body drop but RVD rolls over him and nails him with a springboard moonsault! RVD quickly gets to his feet and climbs to the top, but when there he stops and taunts the fans
Goldberg: Oh that is the last thing he wants to do.
Big Bill: Yeah.....nothing good ever comes out of that.
Styles quickly takes advantage and trips up RVD and sets him up for a superplex, he locks in and then falls back slamming RVD down hard with a top rope superplex! Styles lays on the mat for a few holding his back in pain before finally rolling out of the ring and going in search of a weapon, Styles looks under the ring for a few moments before finally pulling out a wooden table and sliding it into the ring, he then pulls out a trashcan filled with many objects and tosses that into the ring also. Before getting back into the ring Styles takes the announcers chair from him and takes that into the ring with him. RVD is just now climbing to his feet with use of the ropes as Styles moves in for the kill, he awaits RVDs recovery and then swings and nails the back of his head with the steel chair! RVD crashes down to the ground as Styles taunts the fans who are now booing him. Styles climbs to the second turnbuckle and yells for RVD to get back up. He finally gets back to his feet and Styles takes flight looking for a second rope chair shot but RVD jumps up and nails him in mid air with the Vandaminator! He hooks the leg, 1 -2 STYLES BARELY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Big Bill: Holy @#%$!
Goldberg: Well that was out of nowhere.
Big Bill: Dammit Styles! Get your ass up!
King: That's it hes dead.
Both men struggle to get back to their feet using the ropes for leverage, they begin trading blows with Styles finally getting the better of RVD and kicking him in the sack, Styles puts RVDs head in between his legs and lifts him up looking for a powerbomb but RVD rolls through and shoves Styles away, Styles comes back with the Chin Music right to the jaw of RVD. With RVD down on the mat Styles takes this opportunity to set up the table right in front of the turnbuckle, Styles gets RVD up pummeling him the whole time and lays him on the table, he then climbs the turnbuckle taunting the fans the whole time, he stands on top for a minute
Big Bill: Could it be?
Goldberg: I think we may be seeing the Spiraling Insanity.
Ozzy: I bloody hope so, that coffee I drank earlier isn't agreeing with me if ya catch my drift...
Styles locks in on his target and then takes flight with the Spiraling Insanity! Styles crashes down through the table tasting nothing but wood as RVD moved out of the way! RVD pulls Styles out of the rubble and into the center of the ring, he then climbs to the top rope and signals for the Five Star.
Goldberg: Hey where are you going?!
Ozzy: Bloody hell man, sit down before you ruin the show!
Big Bill has once again left his seat and his climbing onto the apron, RVD sees this and exchanges words with Big Bill giving Styles enough time to recover. Styles finally gets to his feet and and trips RVD up on the ropes once again, he leans RVD forward and gets him over his shoulder lifting him uphe walks to the center of the ring and then drops him down with the Downfall! He makes the cover, 1... 2.... RVD GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Big Bill is furious at this and stomps back to his seat at the announcers booth.*
King: Welcome back boss.
Big Bill: This is bullshit! That man just wont die!
Styles gets to his feet cussing out the ref and the fans, he pulls RVD back up and lifts him up onto his shoulders looking for the Styles Clash.....he flips him over but before he can connect RVD lands on his feet and nails him with a spinning heel kick! RVD runs to the ropes and follows up with the Rolling Thunder, he makes the pin but only gets a 2 count. Styles gets to his feet and runs at RVD but is met with a slingshot right into the turnbuckle, he stumbles back and RVD connects with another spinning heel kick! Styles is down and RVD climbs the top rope looking for a second Five Star....he stares at Styles fallen body for a few seconds before finally taking flight and crashing down hard with the Five Star Frog Splash! He hooks the leg, 1... 2... 3!
Goldberg: We have a new Xtreme Champion!
Big Bill: Bull @#%$ we do!
Big Bill gets up once again with a mic in hand
Big Bill: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry you just had to see that, the ref OBVIOUSLY does not know what hes doing because he just counted that pin fall WAY TOO FAST! Bitch get the hell out of the ring....youre fired! King get your ass in the ring....this match is continuing!
King looks at Big Bill in surprise and then reluctantly gets up and makes his way to the ring as the bell rings and the match continues
Ozzy: What in the hell was that for?
Goldberg: Bill is a stubborn man
Big Bill: You're damn right I am! Besides that was a fast count!
RVD gets extremely pissed and begins storming around the ring as Styles climbs to his feet. RVD sees that he is up so he runs at him and attempts another spinning heel kick but Styles ducks under, RVD grabs the trash can and kicks it at Styles but he catches it and throws it right back at him catching him in the forehead! RVD goes down and Styles stands in the corner for a few seconds regaining his train of thought, he finally staggers over to the fallen RVD and lifts him uphe flips him with a snap suplex, floats over and hits a second snap suplex, floats over again....lifts him up and drives him down into the mat with a brutal corkscrew brainbuster completing the Back to School! He quickly climbs the ropes and taunts the fans, he takes flight and crashes down onto RVD hard with his second Spiraling Insanity! He makes the cover but doesn't hook the leg 1.... 2..... RVD gets his foot on the bottom rope just in time. Big Bill gets back up and grabs the mic again.
Big Bill: Dammit King get the hell out of the ring....obviously if you want something done right you have to do it yourself!
Ozzy: All hail Kimo Sabi!
Big Bill takes off his jacket and adjust his hair before climbing into the ring, Styles looks at Bill with a sly smirk on his face as RVD slowly climbs back to his feet, RVD sees Big Bill and gets an exhausted look on his face, he then charges at Styles and hits a clothesline out of nowhere! RVD gets back to his feet and begins stomping on Styles relentlessly before dragging him to the corner, he hops up to the top and drops down hard with a Split Legged Moonsault! RVD hooks the leg and Big Bill begins the count1.(checks Styles shoulder), 2..(checks to see if Styles is moving),Bill grabs his eye and begins complaining about a contact lens!
Goldberg: Wait....he doesn't have a contact lens
King: Yeah, but he sure can act like he has one!
RVD gets up in a mad fit of rage and shoves Big Bill, Bill begins explaining his story and RVD isn't buying it, he then hauls off and slaps Bill across the face, Big Bill in a huge explosion of anger grabs RVD by the throat and slams him down hard onto the mat with the Big Timer! Styles quickly lifts RVD up and puts his head in between his legs, he lets RVD dangle down and hooks his arms under his legs positioning himself over a chair, he then dives forward and plants RVD face first into the steal chair with the Out Of Style! He rolls over with the pin, 1... 2.... 3!
Winner and NEW XWF Xtreme Champion: Chris Styles
Goldberg: We have a new Xtreme Champion!
King: Whoa....Deja Vue.
Ozzy: Bloody hell would you people stop screaming!
"I've Got Five On It" hits the PA as streamers, balloons, and confetti showers from the sky and Big Bill hands the Xtreme Title to an exhausted Chris Styles. The crowd expresses their feelings for the outcome with nothing but boos and begins throwing things at Styles and Big Bill as they celebrate over RVDs motionless body. Bill lifts Styles up in a seated position on his shoulders as Styles holds the title up high into the air.
Goldberg: Thank you ladies and gentlemen for tuning in to the XWF's very first live broadcast. I hope you'll join us next Friday. Until then......Good night!
Styles and Big Bill are still in the ring celebrating as the show fades to black
