Where there is a will... (ZB 4 SSS Mouse Party)
Aug 18, 2023 17:25:02 GMT -5
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Post by mosler on Aug 18, 2023 17:25:02 GMT -5
The Zamboni Bandit polishes his sweet wheels.
Zamboni Bandit (wax off): That's right Berta, want you looking your best for our big moment...
"Bzz ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ"
Assistant Zamboni Bandit pulls up on her imaginary zamboni machine, making a noise like it is real and running.
Zamboni Bandit: I was wondering where you got too. What is the point of having an assistant, if I have to polish my own-
Assistant Zamboni Bandit (just imaginary getting there): HI Zamboni Bandit!
Zamboni Bandit: ....hi Lenor-
Assistant Zamboni Bandit: ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ-
Before Bandit can return the greeting, his Assistant is parking her imaginary zamboni next to his. She'd better not scratch his wheels. Giving up on talking to her while she makes the stupid sound, Bandit goes back to his work.
Assistant Zamboni Bandit: Ka...zzzzzzzz. (powered down) Whatcha doing ZeeBee?
Zamboni Bandit: I want Bertie to look her best for the Seven Seas Skirmish.
Assistant Zamboni Bandit: Isn't that in the middle of a lake?
Zamboni Bandit: Naturally.
Assistant Zamboni Bandit: So if you two get tossed out, won't she sink?
Zamboni Bandit: Theoretically.
Assistant Zamboni Bandit: Isn't that a pretty big risk?
Zamboni Bandit: Please, once we're in the ring, is there a star in the XHF strong enough to lift Bertie over the top rope?
Assistant Zamboni Bandit: But how are you going to get her into the ring?
Zamboni Bandit: ...........won't be easy.
Maybe if it's a particular cold.... August day in Florida... the lake will freeze over and ZB can drive across?
Don't sweat the details!
Zamboni Bandit (wax off): That's right Berta, want you looking your best for our big moment...
"Bzz ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ"
Assistant Zamboni Bandit pulls up on her imaginary zamboni machine, making a noise like it is real and running.
Zamboni Bandit: I was wondering where you got too. What is the point of having an assistant, if I have to polish my own-
Assistant Zamboni Bandit (just imaginary getting there): HI Zamboni Bandit!
Zamboni Bandit: ....hi Lenor-
Assistant Zamboni Bandit: ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ-
Before Bandit can return the greeting, his Assistant is parking her imaginary zamboni next to his. She'd better not scratch his wheels. Giving up on talking to her while she makes the stupid sound, Bandit goes back to his work.
Assistant Zamboni Bandit: Ka...zzzzzzzz. (powered down) Whatcha doing ZeeBee?
Zamboni Bandit: I want Bertie to look her best for the Seven Seas Skirmish.
Assistant Zamboni Bandit: Isn't that in the middle of a lake?
Zamboni Bandit: Naturally.
Assistant Zamboni Bandit: So if you two get tossed out, won't she sink?
Zamboni Bandit: Theoretically.
Assistant Zamboni Bandit: Isn't that a pretty big risk?
Zamboni Bandit: Please, once we're in the ring, is there a star in the XHF strong enough to lift Bertie over the top rope?
Assistant Zamboni Bandit: But how are you going to get her into the ring?
Zamboni Bandit: ...........won't be easy.
Maybe if it's a particular cold.... August day in Florida... the lake will freeze over and ZB can drive across?
Don't sweat the details!