It's A Small World (Tarrasque Mickey Party)
Aug 18, 2023 23:12:55 GMT -5
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Post by vastrix on Aug 18, 2023 23:12:55 GMT -5
“It’s a small world after all”
Animatronics sing as Marcus Anderson and Tarrasque are on a small boat on a ride at Disney World in Florida. They are naturally singing the “It’s a Small World” as the boat goes down a narrow channel just wide enough for the boat. There are a few bumps and such as they go, but on the whole, it’s a pretty calm ride.
Marcus Anderson: We were invited to come down to Disney World and kick some butt. I think that Tarrasque is enjoying the rides and especially the food. We have been here for days enjoying the parks. This is the first time we’ve been on this ride. I think that it’s a calm one though and not like the experience we went on that roller coaster that was almost totally in the dark.
Tarrasque: Space Mountain!
Marcus Anderson: Yeah, that one. Tarrasque.
Tarrasque: Yeah?
Marcus Anderson: Should we go down the list of people that you will be seeing in the ring?
Tarrasque: No, why?
Just then, the boat goes down several feet in a short slide with water splashing up onto the boat and getting both Tarrasque and Marcus wet. Marcus seizes the safety bar in a sudden fright.
Marcus Anderson: That wasn’t advertised. Shit! You know that Donzig is going to be in this battle royal. You going to work with him to see if he will help you win the match?
Tarrasque seems to consider it for a time, laughing at the animatronics that sing the song over and over again.
Tarrasque: Well…no. Me throw him out of ring. Only one winner and me am strong!
Marcus Anderson: There’s a few other violent people in the ring at that time so you should really consider with helping Donzig and then throwing him out last.
Tarrasque thinks about it for a time before nodding.
Tarrasque: Yeah, me do that.
Marcus Anderson’s eyes get big as the boat rounds a corner and we see the biggest waterfall in the park.
The one that they are heading toward.
Marcus Anderson: Ah fuck. Ah fuck. Ah fuck.
Tarrasque: Me no know them wrestlers.
The boat takes a header as the boat and its riders are heading down to the exit of the ride. All the way down, Marcus screams like a little girl while Tarrasque roars in delight.
Once they get down to the bottom and head for where they get off of the boat, Marcus has a death grip on the safety bar.
Marcus Anderson: This is the last time I let you choose a ride.
Tarrasque: Chicken.
Marcus Anderson: Bawk, bawk. What are you going to do to all them fucking other people?
Tarrasque: Me throw them over the top rope!
Marcus shrugs, his terror calming down.
Marcus Anderson: That’ll do, Tarrasque. That’ll do.
Animatronics sing as Marcus Anderson and Tarrasque are on a small boat on a ride at Disney World in Florida. They are naturally singing the “It’s a Small World” as the boat goes down a narrow channel just wide enough for the boat. There are a few bumps and such as they go, but on the whole, it’s a pretty calm ride.
Marcus Anderson: We were invited to come down to Disney World and kick some butt. I think that Tarrasque is enjoying the rides and especially the food. We have been here for days enjoying the parks. This is the first time we’ve been on this ride. I think that it’s a calm one though and not like the experience we went on that roller coaster that was almost totally in the dark.
Tarrasque: Space Mountain!
Marcus Anderson: Yeah, that one. Tarrasque.
Tarrasque: Yeah?
Marcus Anderson: Should we go down the list of people that you will be seeing in the ring?
Tarrasque: No, why?
Just then, the boat goes down several feet in a short slide with water splashing up onto the boat and getting both Tarrasque and Marcus wet. Marcus seizes the safety bar in a sudden fright.
Marcus Anderson: That wasn’t advertised. Shit! You know that Donzig is going to be in this battle royal. You going to work with him to see if he will help you win the match?
Tarrasque seems to consider it for a time, laughing at the animatronics that sing the song over and over again.
Tarrasque: Well…no. Me throw him out of ring. Only one winner and me am strong!
Marcus Anderson: There’s a few other violent people in the ring at that time so you should really consider with helping Donzig and then throwing him out last.
Tarrasque thinks about it for a time before nodding.
Tarrasque: Yeah, me do that.
Marcus Anderson’s eyes get big as the boat rounds a corner and we see the biggest waterfall in the park.
The one that they are heading toward.
Marcus Anderson: Ah fuck. Ah fuck. Ah fuck.
Tarrasque: Me no know them wrestlers.
The boat takes a header as the boat and its riders are heading down to the exit of the ride. All the way down, Marcus screams like a little girl while Tarrasque roars in delight.
Once they get down to the bottom and head for where they get off of the boat, Marcus has a death grip on the safety bar.
Marcus Anderson: This is the last time I let you choose a ride.
Tarrasque: Chicken.
Marcus Anderson: Bawk, bawk. What are you going to do to all them fucking other people?
Tarrasque: Me throw them over the top rope!
Marcus shrugs, his terror calming down.
Marcus Anderson: That’ll do, Tarrasque. That’ll do.
