mtc
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Post by mtc on Aug 21, 2023 18:11:24 GMT -5
KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK.
Muscles flex, as nails are hammered into wood.
He may not have been behind the wheel of a car for over a year, but MOTHER Team Principle Bogdan Tomas maintains the physical fitness of a race car driver. As a rule, they generally consume less crystal meth than athletes involved in the square circle - and are in peak physical condition just to survive cornering in their beasts. This is not pointed out to denigrate wrestling, but to underline that Tomas is in fighting form. Those that chalk his experience up to CAR, and feel Bogdan an unfit challenger for GUNS great Phoenix division, clearly forget his FWA Anarchy title run.
It feels like multiple seasons since the Angry Mad Chemists allegedly blew up Bogdan's suburban home, but with his race car currently on her honeymoon, what better time to finally clean the place up. As Tomas lifts another steel sheet into place, he notices the camera. Wiping the sweat from his brow, the two time Sippy Cup winner smiles.
Bogdan Tomas: Hello XHF, my name is Bogdan Tomas - and for those of you that are unfamiliar with CAR, I was the driver for MOTHER racing during the first season, its vehicle in the third, and subsequent team owner. Our team is currently in a state of flux, where we are unsure if we'll be continuing to race. The various personnel that make up our family have been scattered to the winds. Whether we reform or not, I know that all my friends will be successful no matter what their future endeavours bring. For instance the youngest member of our team. I figured for sure that if Tinto was going to follow in my footsteps, it would be transforming into an automobile... but a team owner? That precocious scamp never ceases to amaze me. As Tinto continues on new adventures with Reedy Creek, I'd like to see him off in style.
I understand that Marty Donovan is throwing a birthday party for the two of them. If he actually talks to Tinto's very much alive Mother, I think he'll find Tinto lying about the date of his birth for more presents. This might be Tinto's sixth birthday this year. Still... if it's presents he wants, it's a present he'll get.
When Norman and me were watching Tinto, he was constantly trying to win the XHF Phoenix title. I'm sure Marty will keep him safe... but this is a chance for me to look out for Tinto one last time...
By winning the XHF Phoenix Championship for him. We all know if I don't take the belt off Fury, that the boy is going to try again. So I will beat Mister GUNS, before can brag about defeating a child again.
I hope you enjoy the belt - happy birthday, champ.
Nodding, Tomas turns back to the garage - hammering away. |
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terras
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Post by terras on Aug 21, 2023 19:55:46 GMT -5
Atlanta.
The giant pit that used to be GUNS Arena.
When the arena was swallowed up by the Sarlacc Pit, the subsequent earth tremors caused by the collapse led to no end of damage in the surrounding area. It is here that Redmond Fury applies his strength, helping to right structures that were thrown off by the catastrophe. Since becoming the cornerstone of GUNS, the Phoenix champion has made himself a pillar of the community. The camera approaches the big man just as he props up a vestibule while a homeowner hammers in a support beam. All clear. Letting go of the column, Redmond Fury wipes away the sweat from his brow - before flashing the camera his pearly yellows.
Redmond Fury: Mouse Party? While we get the GUNS Arena back up and running, thank you for hosting my title defence.
The smiles fades, leaving only the intense stare of the Buckeye Bruiser.
Redmond Fury: I must admit that I suspected there to be a horrible catch. ...and so I found it. A wealth of GUNS performers who would love the opportunity wrestle me for our companies top prize, and yet I find another CAR employee that wants to play at being a wrestler. There is a precedent for these non-wrestlers making runs at my strap. Both of the birthday boys have captured it over the last year...
The Buckeye Bruiser looks out at the sarlacc pit.
Redmond Fury: For the past season I have been dealing with BEEF. As the rest of the Network has recently discovered, he is not a foe to be trifled with. A constant stream of assaults and injuries kept me from pursuing the Phoenix championship. While I was on the shelf due to BEEF's strength and Magnus' machinations, a number of outsiders took advantage of the situation. Hardkore World Marty Donovan and Mr. Rip'N'Tear... added their names to the illustrious list of Phoenix champions. Only rather than embrace their championship status, an be thankful for the GUNS community that welcomed them with open arms... INSTEAD they mocked GUNS, treated the strap as a joke, and held the audience in contempt. Their contribution to the Phoenix legacy? That a race car driver thinks it can be won as a bauble!
Sorry to disappoint you, Tomas, but that isn't how this story plays out.
You may want to buy a back-up gift, because this belt isn't going anywhere. Get the kid some Pokemon cards, and don't worry about him being disappointed - you'll be in a coma when his entitled little ass is bawling his eyes out.
I don't enjoy making kids cry, but this is on you. And I'm going to make you HURT for putting me in this position.
Having made his point, Redmond rips his Fury Road Tee in half.
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mtc
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Post by mtc on Aug 22, 2023 16:21:48 GMT -5
Promises of making a child cry? Those are fighting words! Wait... what would Memaw do? Fiddlesticks - drop the sucker!
The MOTHER owner puts down his pliers, and steps away from his home renovation.
Bogdan Tomas: Fury. Fury. Fury. You're a big man, talking a big game, but I can't help but think for all your bluster, you're overcompensating for something. Maybe you aren't all that big where it counts? No wonder Magnus is angry all the time! But enough about your limp microphallus - which has been made all the more minuscule from your obvious years of steroid abuse. Even Lance Armstrong thinks poorly of you. What was your end game, looking like Abobo from the mid-90s Double Dragon movie - because if so, SPOT ON. But the only muscle I'm here to mock is the one between your ears. No wonder you and that T-Rex are always fighting, you both have brains the size of peas! Now I'm not here to pick on you for being a stereotypical dumb jock, or taking more interest in bodybuilding than wrestling, but you look incredibly stupid if you think you can stand in the way of me and the Phoenix championship. In CAR, we're all one big happy family - but here? There is nothing stopping me from taking you apart. And I will... piece by piece... just like an engine, if it means getting Tinto the Phoenix.
Who is going to win the race? The eight wheeler or the Porsche? The finely tuned race car is going to take the lousy truck EVERY TIME. You're intimidating to look at, but you're slow. Too slow. You ever land a punch it might hurt, but good luck hitting. I'll weave around you just like the superior machine that I am. Quick and deadly. By the time I'm done, you'll the one in tears, and Tinto will know who gives the best gifts.
Bogdan Tomas.
The Fastest Man in the XHF.
Having said his piece, the racer returns to his damaged home. |
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terras
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Post by terras on Aug 22, 2023 18:22:30 GMT -5
The Buckeye Bruiser finishes putting in a new window pane for Old Widow McGurthie.
Mrs. McGurthie: Thank you Redmond. You're an angel.
Redmond Fury: Just glad, I could be of service, Sharon.
Politely turning back to the street, Redmond notices the MAUS Party cameraman.
Redmond Fury: So Tomas - your gameplan is to be a gnat? I wish I could say I'm surprised. Keep hopping around the ring trying to draw blood - but the moment your irritating offence actual draws my attention, I am going to crush you like a bug. As for putting more time into the gym than the ring? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Despite taking pride in my appearance, I have dedicated my life to pursuing the sport of WRESTLING. This is just a hobby to you, something to pass the time while you try to assemble a new line-up of vagrants to compete in CAR. What - without the child to act cute and sinister, you guys have nothing going for you? You are only a driver, and while you might dabble at being an amateur professional wrestler - expect to once again be DRIVEN through the canvas.
The fastest man in the XHF? Premature ejaculation in the company of diseased bronie streetwalkers seems like a weird flex - but you do you.
Tell me again who wins the race.... when the doctors have removed the wires from your jaw. I imagine the reconstruction is going to take so long, that MOTHER might win a race again. It has been some time.
You talk about my relationship with Magnus - but in that situation, someone tricked me into marriage, almost killed me, then attempted to profit from my passing. So I made him pay through the nose.
....You on the other hand shacked up with a billionaire while you were an automobile under false pretences, and tricked him into sleeping with you - then blackmailed him into giving you your little racing team.
That doesn't make you a shrewd businessman... just a...
ManCarWhore.
Mic drop.
On that note, Fury wanders up to the next broken home in need of repair.
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mtc
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Post by mtc on Aug 24, 2023 10:06:07 GMT -5
Listening to Fury's verbal diarrhea on a laptop, while fixing shingles to the roof of his garage - Bogdan Tomas' eyes light up as he sees the horrific parallels between their rags to riches stories. Putting down the hammer, Bogdan turns to the ever present cameraman.
Bogdan Tomas: ......did we just become a tag team called The Gold Diggers?
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terras
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Post by terras on Aug 24, 2023 10:14:21 GMT -5
Bogdan Tomas: ......did we just become a tag team called The Gold Diggers? : Yes, we did... Suddenly Fury tears apart the bannister like it was Tinto's spine.Redmond Fury: But don't get complacent in your Stan Lane punching bag role, because on August 30th... THE GOLD DIGGERS EXPLODE!!!Finishing his show of strength, Fury looks down to find he's destroyed the front entrance. Sighing, he goes back to fixing it. |
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