Vacation (Reaction to WUK/JROK and Welsh Card)
Sept 8, 2023 18:31:07 GMT -5
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 8, 2023 18:31:07 GMT -5
*We fade in to a beautiful sunny resort. Barely-clad men and women frolic in the sand and enjoy the sun. However, there is a blot upon their festivities- not active but passive. A strange man clad entirely black and wearing a gaudy mask sits in a reclining chair on the beach and sips something fruity.*
LD: Mmmmm, this is an EVILLY DELICIOUS mocktail.
*He notices the camera.*
LD: Oh, hello there, Wrestle: United Kingdom. Congratulations on actually deciding to have shows in the UK.
*The DARK LORD of the XHF Network gives a light “cheers” to the fed.*
LD: It’s only too bad that the fans who paid good money to see the VANTABLACK SAVIOR of the company have discovered that I haven’t been booked due to what appears to be some sort of administrative oversight.
*He sighs comfortably.*
LD: Not that I mind, that allows me to enjoy a nice little vacation while the rest of my future underlings scurry about trying to make a name for themselves. Me though? Well I already did that.
*Dominicus brings his hands to his face and pulls down sunglasses that you probably didn’t even notice because the mask is black and so are they.*
LD: You see, while everyone else was wallowing in pointless matches against J-ROK I did what everyone in the Battle of Britain will be trying to do- I got myself a title shot. And I didn’t even have to suffer the indignities that the B-O-B match brings with it. I went out and annihilated half of both rosters at WUK/J-ROK’s “Best in the World” show and proved that I’m just that.
*He takes another delicious sip of his non-alcoholic drink.*
LD: So if I already have claim to any title I want in either company, why would I also sign up for the Battle of Britain, which I hate for reasons that won’t EVER be discussed for an inferior title shot? Simple: I won’t.
*The GREATEST EVIL OF THEM ALL leans back in his chair, letting the camera get a profile of him while he relaxes.*
LD: But worry not peons. I’ll make it on time for our time in Wales. It’d be cruel to the people who came if they can’t see me at all. Maybe I’ll cheer on Eron Hunter or try to count how many Americans are on the roster to help me fall asleep. Until then though I get to avoid the rat race.
*He takes off his sunglasses and looks directly into the camera.*
LD: But keep this in mind, those who are to be subjugated by my overarching darkness, in two shows I’ve already represented us on a global level- TWICE- and achieved what most of you are scratching and clawing for as you root around in the dirt. I don’t NEED to prove myself any more than I already have because I can walk into any show and have any match that I so choose.
*A large sip in which the contents of the drink are mostly drained.*
LD: …and that’s just the favor that I’m still owed. I also have a contract for any title shot in either WUK or J-ROK. I don’t know what the rest of you are doing- probably wasting your time working on HardKore World shows like Watts and Crane- but while you do the splits between America and…..usually also America I’ve already gotten more done in just a few weeks time. Get on my level or get in line, guys.
*He leans back again, returning his sunglasses to their original position.*
LD: This might just be the easiest conquering job I’ve had yet…
*That’s all, people continue to run around and have fun, the waves continue to hit the surf. Lord Dominicus bathes in it all despite being overdressed and out of place. Fade out.*
LD: Mmmmm, this is an EVILLY DELICIOUS mocktail.
*He notices the camera.*
LD: Oh, hello there, Wrestle: United Kingdom. Congratulations on actually deciding to have shows in the UK.
*The DARK LORD of the XHF Network gives a light “cheers” to the fed.*
LD: It’s only too bad that the fans who paid good money to see the VANTABLACK SAVIOR of the company have discovered that I haven’t been booked due to what appears to be some sort of administrative oversight.
*He sighs comfortably.*
LD: Not that I mind, that allows me to enjoy a nice little vacation while the rest of my future underlings scurry about trying to make a name for themselves. Me though? Well I already did that.
*Dominicus brings his hands to his face and pulls down sunglasses that you probably didn’t even notice because the mask is black and so are they.*
LD: You see, while everyone else was wallowing in pointless matches against J-ROK I did what everyone in the Battle of Britain will be trying to do- I got myself a title shot. And I didn’t even have to suffer the indignities that the B-O-B match brings with it. I went out and annihilated half of both rosters at WUK/J-ROK’s “Best in the World” show and proved that I’m just that.
*He takes another delicious sip of his non-alcoholic drink.*
LD: So if I already have claim to any title I want in either company, why would I also sign up for the Battle of Britain, which I hate for reasons that won’t EVER be discussed for an inferior title shot? Simple: I won’t.
*The GREATEST EVIL OF THEM ALL leans back in his chair, letting the camera get a profile of him while he relaxes.*
LD: But worry not peons. I’ll make it on time for our time in Wales. It’d be cruel to the people who came if they can’t see me at all. Maybe I’ll cheer on Eron Hunter or try to count how many Americans are on the roster to help me fall asleep. Until then though I get to avoid the rat race.
*He takes off his sunglasses and looks directly into the camera.*
LD: But keep this in mind, those who are to be subjugated by my overarching darkness, in two shows I’ve already represented us on a global level- TWICE- and achieved what most of you are scratching and clawing for as you root around in the dirt. I don’t NEED to prove myself any more than I already have because I can walk into any show and have any match that I so choose.
*A large sip in which the contents of the drink are mostly drained.*
LD: …and that’s just the favor that I’m still owed. I also have a contract for any title shot in either WUK or J-ROK. I don’t know what the rest of you are doing- probably wasting your time working on HardKore World shows like Watts and Crane- but while you do the splits between America and…..usually also America I’ve already gotten more done in just a few weeks time. Get on my level or get in line, guys.
*He leans back again, returning his sunglasses to their original position.*
LD: This might just be the easiest conquering job I’ve had yet…
*That’s all, people continue to run around and have fun, the waves continue to hit the surf. Lord Dominicus bathes in it all despite being overdressed and out of place. Fade out.*
