Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 4, 2017 0:22:12 GMT -5
2002...
We see a quick clip of Rage, climbing the top rope, sweaty, and throwing his fists up in the air triumphantly.
Cole: My GOD! Rage has won the BDDWF Rumble!
King: Rage gets his title shot!
2003...
The screen fades in to see Scorpion stagger a few steps, then fall into the ropes, breathing heavilly as confetti rains down on him, the fans going absolutely crazy.
Cole: Scorpion is going to the biggest show of them all!
King: And it's all because of this moment right here Cole, winning the 2003 Rumble!
2004...
We cut in to Gravedigger trying to fling Destruction out of the ring by his head, but Destruction lands on the apron! Wait! Destruction roars as he hip tosses Gravedigger over the top rope, and out of the ring!
Cole: Destruction has done it! He's climbed to the top of the XHF once again!
King: Destruction is going to Night of Champions III!
2005...
Harry and Gravedigger battle it out in the center of the ring. Both men crying with anger and passion, throwing blows to one another. We cut to both men toppling over the top rope, their feet hitting the ground at the same time!
Cole: What the hell?
King: It looks like we've got two Rumble winners! Hardcore Harry and Gravedigger will challenge for the XHF Championship at Night of Champions IV?!?
2006...
Flash, to Spike Kane and Death Trap exchanging blows in the middle of the ring! Spike blocks a shot from Death Trap, before nailing him with the Spike Impailer! He picks up Death Trap and launches him over the top rope!
Cole: Spike Kane has done it! Spike Kane is going to Night of Champions!
And now...
A New Year
A New Breed
A New Challenge....
Suddenly, "Determined" by Mudvayne blasts through the speakers, as the numbers "2007" begin to revolve around on the Xtreme Tron. And next, we're given a video montage of all of tonight's aspiring XHF Rumble contestants fighting it out! Pyrotechnics blast out from the turnbuckles and across the stage and ramp, as we cut into the XHF Arena, where the fans are on their feet, cheering in anticipation for tonight's event. As the video plays, we're joined by commentators, Cole and King!
Cole: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the 2007 Xtreme Hardcore Federation Rumble!
King: It's a big night, no doubt, with even bigger stakes! Who's going to challenge for the XHF Championship at Night of Champions Six?!
Cole: And to boot, who's our champion going to be this year? We'll find out later tonight!
The lights in the arena go pitch black. Then a spotlight hits the center of the stage, as the opening drum beats and heavy guitar riffs of "Sincerely, Ichabod" by Project 86. As the voice begins to let out his sinsiter voice and lyrics, smoke begings to pour onto the stage.
We once drew
Some lines in black
And right now it's about time
We took them back
So bored of losing ground to the heresy
In our hearts...
With a steady steady hand hand hammer hammer blade blade through your sweaty sweaty skin skin skin
Please don't stay
We're well past asking
This time we'll make it clear
Our point is made
You're no longer welcome here
(But we) wish you well...
With a steady steady hand hand hammer hammer blade blade through your sweaty sweaty skin skin skin
Once the smoke clears, you see a man in a dark cloak. He looks up and it's "The Face of Freedom" CR! White mask and all! He is crouched down still, looking up, with that permanent smile on his mask!
Off with your head
We'll take it all back and then some
Never again...Off with your head
We'll cut out all that's a hinderance
Bleed the old man
At the chorus, C.R. stands up, and walks down the rampway, with his cape somewhat billowing with his movement toward the ring. Once in the ring, C.R. looks out into the crowd, and they are giving off a mixed reaction at him.
Cole: And here is CR, the face of freedom!
King: He has some guts fighting his boss.
*The lights in the arena go down to black. Suddenly two giant pyros shoot off from either side of the stage as the crowd is slammed into the chorus of Electric Light Orchestras variation on In the Hall of the Mountain King. The Xtreme-Tron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on with shots of Mongo's career within the phoenix. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out accompanied by his bodyguard Mr. T under the large X above them. Mongo is wearing the Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist. Mr. T goes up to the fans and lets them know just how much he pities them as he and Mongo make their way to the ring.*
Cole: Now here is the owner of this great promotion.
King: Is he going to be embarrassed tonight or will he make CR quit?
"I Quit" Match
C.R. vs. Mongo The Destroyer
On one side of the ring is CR, standing still, just waiting for the match to begin and on the other side of the ring is the owner of the XHF, Mongo, just shaking his arms, getting loose and flexible so that he can lay the smack-eth down all over San Francisco, California. In the middle of the ring is the referee, who is officiating this match, and making sure no one is going to break the rules in any way, like its possible, the only way to win this match is if the other person says I Quit. But hes there for other reasons also. Like this: He calls for the time keeper, to ring the bell, and the match has begun. As soon as the bell has rung, Mongo kicks CR in the face, causing him to fall down. It seems that being in a match like this has brought out the anger and fight into this normally, business and professional man. Mongo goes down with an elbow drop but CR rolls out of the way. Lol, what a noob. Jk, lolzorz.
Cole: Its fair to say that the match will not be slow-paced, not by a long shot.
King: Well youre not exactly wrong there, Cole.
Anyways, they both get up and Mongo kicks CR in the stomach and picks him up for a power-bomb. CR uses as much ability as he possibly can to kick Mongo in the chest then take advantage to roll forward, and go for a sunset flip, then turning it into a leg submission. Mongo begins to yell in pain as CR tries to get Mongo to yell those two magic words: I quit. The audio crew raises the sound levels in the ring so they can catch to see if any of these two competitors will concede. It is shown that CR is struggling to keep the pressure on, and Mongo is equally struggling, but for him, just to keep in the game. Mongo is able to keep it together though as he uses his other leg to kick CRs body. On the first kick, all the pressure is lost, and hes just holding on; however on the second kick, CR is off his leg. Mongo quickly gets up, crouching in front of CR. CR slowly gets up and turns around, bad move: CHOKESLAM!
Cole: uh oh.
King: This may be the end for CR there.
Beautifully executed, and Mongo produces a microphone, and goes on one knee in front of the barely conscious CR.
: Do you quit?
: ugh N-No.Mongo pimp slaps CR just like how a real pimp would do it. He asks with more power this time.
: I SAID, Do You QUIT!? : and *spits some blood on the mat* I SAID NO!Mongo gets pissed by this and he picks up CR with one hand and by pick up, I dont mean he helps him to his feet. I mean he lifts him off the mat, about four to five feet off of it. Mongo then THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING, and the back of CRs head hits the cold and metallic barricade that separates the ring area from the audience. Mongo then walks over towards CR, going out of the ring by stepping over the top rope. Mongo takes out the microphone and yells.
: QUIT, CR. FUCKING QUIT!CR doesnt respond, and Mongo brings CR to his feet. He kicks CR in the stomach. Oh no, could it be? Yes, hes going for the Xtreme Edge! He picks up CR into the air and goes to throw him but just as he is about to slam him down to complete the move, CR puts his head between his legs, and the throw gives him the momentum he needs to hit a fucking Hurracanrana on the big fella. Immediately, CR gets up, and he waits and bides his time, waiting for Mongo to get him. Mongo faces up and gets one knee up, and thats when the tigers time to strike is: DARKNESS FALLS. With a hard kick to Mongos temple, his face starts bleeding. CR grabs Mongos microphone and hits him at his nose once more, then uses the microphone.
: Quit, Mongo. : No. : Quit now, and the pain will stop. : Just try. : .as you wish.CR kicks Mongo in the stomach, plenty of times. CR then runs towards the ring, jumps on the apron, and then jumps to the top rope, hitting Mongo with a springboard back-flipping elbow drop. CR is appearing to be a little more agitated and pissed off. He brings the microphone back to Mongo.
: God damn it Mongo, fucking quit. : Ugh, I shit.CR looks over towards the referee, but the referee tells him he didnt say I quit, saying shit instead of quit. CR looks back at Mongo.
: You want it the hard way? Fine.CR turns around and walks towards the ring, however, he doesnt go into the ring, he looks under the ring and pulls out some stuff which includes chairs and a table. He puts the table aside for right now but holds on to the chair. He stands up, holding the chair, and turns around, right into a dropkick from Mongo! Who knows the fat man can do a move like that? Anyways, the chair hits CRs face, as if he was going for the van dominator of some sort. Mongo gets up, and pulls out the microphone.
: Quit now, RIGHT NOW! : I qui-NO! YOU QUIT! : NO, YOU! : NO, YOU! : .Mongo kicks CR in the stomach.
: YOU KNOW WHAT, IM ENDING THIS RIGHT NOW.Mongo brings CR to his feet. He is so pumped up that a train wreck wont stop this giant. He looks like hes about to go for a reverse DDT but hes picking him for a suplex. This looks like hes going for the Xtreme Drop! Suddenly, CR drops behind Mongo but grabs a hold of him. Could it be? Oh no, it is A VISION OF FREEDOM!
Cole & King: OH SHIT!
Cole: The match has just ended.
King: Mongos going to quit to CR, I cant believe it!
Mongo is conscious, but looking too tired to move. CR picks up the microphone and brings it to Mongo.
: QUIT YOU FAT FUCK, QUIT! : ughahuh. : I KNOW YOU CAN STILL TALK. QUIT. QUIT! SAY THOSE WORDS MONGO! : I qu-, I qui- I uhhh : QUIT MONGO! FUCKING QUIT! SAY I QUIT!The bell rings.
Cole: .Did he?
King: He did.
The announcer grabs the microphone.
Announcer: Due to CR saying I quit. The winner of this match is MONGO THE DESTROYER!
The bell sounds off for the next contest.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Xtreme Hardcore Federation Pheonix Championship. Introducing first...
The lights in the arena start to fade as the Xtreme Tron turns to red. The opening windlike sounds of "Superstar" by Saliva start playing and as they get louder, letters start to be taken off of the red revealing black ones. At the end of 10 seconds of that, the letters read "RED FUSION" The fans go nuts as all the instruments to the song kick in and the video picks up. Red Fusion walks out onto the stage, looking pumped up and ready to go. He heads down the ramp, smirking at the cheers from the crowd. He slaps a few hands as he heads down the ramp and slides into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the furthest turnbuckle and climbs up, striking a pose for all of his fans to get a picture. He hops down as the song continues and paces around the ring for a few moments.
Behold the King, The King of Xtreme.
Mark appears under the Xtreme-Tron as King of Kings(Xtreme Remix) by Motorhead plays in the background. His video rolls showing him doing Xtreme moves. He continues down to the ring as the lights flash between blue and red.
Announcer: Now approaching the ring from Denver, Colorado. The "Xtremist" Mark Goode.
XHF Phoenix Championship Match
"The Notorious" R.E.D. Fusion vs. "The King of Extreme" Mark Goode (c)
The referee holds up the Pheonix Championship to show the crowd. He then holds it down and shows it to Red Fusion and then gives it to the time keeper. The bell then sounds. Red Fusion quickly bolts at Mark Goode and hits a Missile Dropkick on him. Mark falls to the ground and quickly gets back up. Mark then runs at Fusion and knocks him down with a clothesline. Fusion also quickly gets back up. They then both lock up in the middle of the ring. Fusion quickly gets the upper hand and flips Mark onto the ground. Mark gets up but is grabbed by Fusion as he gets up. Red turns it around and hits a German Suplex on Mark Goode.
Cole: This is turning into a heated match.
King: Yeah, I just wonder if Mark Goode can handle Red Fusion's pure skill.
Mark's head slams into the mat and Fusion goes for the cover. ONE....TWO...kickout! Goode quickly gets up and moves towards the turnbuckle. He turns around and it met by a fist from Red Fusion. Mark falls down and Fusion picks him back up and puts him on his shoulder. Fusion climbs the turnbuckle and then hits a top rope Death Valley Driver on Mark Goode. Fusion then goes for the cover. ONE...TWO...TH, kickout! Mark slowly gets up from the DVD and Fusion is ready for him. He walks towards Goode, but Mark picks up Fusion and hits a Spinebuster on him. Fusion is flat on his back. Mark then staggers a bit but comes back. Fusions gets up and sees Mark. He runs towards Mark, but Goode nails a drop-toe hold on him, landing his face on the mat. Mark stands back up and then climbs the turnbuckle. He yells out and jumps and hits a Guillotine Legdrop on the back of Red Fusions head. Goode goes for the pin. ONE....TWO...THR, kickout!
Cole: Mark needs to not go for those high risk moves, they have cost him wins in the past.
King: Yes, but it is always great to see people put there lives in danger for a win!
Mark gets back up and brings Fusion with him. Fusion then kicks Mark in the stomach and then hits a Spinebuster on him too. Mark goes down. Fusion goes for the quick cover. ONE...TWO, kickout! Fusion gets up and looks mad. He kicks Mark a few times for good measure. Mark rolls away and stands up. Fusion comes towards him but Mark jumps up and hits a Hurrancanrana on him. Mark then climbs the turnbuckle. He yells out again and jumps. Fusion stands up and grabs him. He flips Mark onto his shoulders, as to hit a Phoenix Bomb! Mark then shifts the weight and somehow lands in a Hell Spike pose. Mark looks down and then just shruges. He hits a Hell Spike on Red Fusion. He then goes for the cover. ONE...TWO...THREE! Mark rolls off of Red Fusion.
Winner and STILL Phoenix Champion: Mark Goode
You Don't Know by Eminem, 50 Cent, Ca$hi$ and Lloyd Banks strikes the speakers as the fans rus to their feet, a Tag Team is about to make their entrance. Spinning pyro goes off on the side of the entrance ramp, while a large booming pyro goes off centre stage and Platinum and Decoy step out from the smoke, Platnum with his Calgary Flames jersey and sideways Flames baseball cap. He stands at the top of the ramp, showing off a platinum "P" hanging from a chain around his neck. He makes his way to the ring with Decoy, and dives under the bottom rope, running to the far corner and springboarding himself to the top rope where he again shows off the chain. Decoy likewise taunts the fans on an opposite turnbuckle, before both men jump down to get ready for their match.
Cole: Decoy and Platnum are going to try and bag the Tag Titles tonight, finally!
King: Who knows, maybe they'll do it, too.
The light shuts off and we all hear a dark laughter filling the ears of each and every member in the audience, leaving a strong trace of fear inside their very hearts. After a moment of an eary silence, "Laid To Rest" by Lamb of God is blazing through the arena, creating an intense reaction through all kinds of people in the arena: Whether it is the general audience, backing up in fear, or the emo kids pulling out their knives, and pulling up their sleaves, The Dark Age is making an impact here tonight.
"If There Was A Single Day I Could Live,
A Single Breath I Could Take,
I'd Trade All The Others Away."
The spotlight hits the entrance gate as Death Train and Kuroi come out, standing next to each other. Seifer walks slightly in front of them, making himself known as the manager of the group. They stop in the middle of the entrance gate to look around the arena, into the eyes and down the souls of all the pitiful audience members that this arena has the displeasure of accomidating. Seifer begins to walk, shortly with Death Train and Kuroi following. As they walk down the ramp, fire pyrotechnics begins to follow, yet not touching any of them.
"Console Yourself,
You're Better Alone,
Destroy Yourself,
See Who Gives A fuck."
Seifer first makes it to the stairs, quickly climbs up it and sits on the middle rope, allowing more space to help Death Train and Kuroi into the ring. Seifer steps outside near the corner. Once into the ring, Kuroi and Death Train climb onto the turnbuckle on their respective corners, glaring and instilling more fear into the audience members. They jump off, and look at each other. They talk a few words, before going going near the ropes, waiting for the match to begins.
Cole: And here's the Dark Age!
King: I don't understand...three white guys, called "Dark Age"?
The lights begin to flash as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC hits the speakers. Ron Gibson and Curtis Kanyon emerge from the entryway. Ron looks out to everyone at attendance as Curtis pounds his chest with his fists and then raises his arms in the air. Mr. Slave comes out behind them, starts slapping the hands of several fans, including some black folks. Ron Gibson sees this and slaps Mr. Slave across the face, then grabs him by the head and yells at him. He lets go and continues walking down the ramp. Displaying a look of disgust, as he sees people of all races booing his ass. He ignores them because of who they are and continues walking down the ramp ever so slowly. Starring into thr crowd. Curtis walks alongside him, screaming about how he's going to rip his opponents tonight in half. Mr. Slave just follows them along. Ron and Curtis enter the ring. Curtis climbs one corner and pounds his chest again, showing off to the audience. Ron gets up on the opposite corner and yells obscenties at certain fans. They then meet in their corner and talk strategy until the match begins.
Cole: And here's our third team, the Tag Team Champions Dirty Deal!
King: In all their Tag Team Title glory!
Triple Threat Match for the XHF Tag Team Championship
The Dark Age (Kuroi and Deathtrain) vs. Platinum and Decoy vs. Dirty Deal (Curtis Kanyon and Ron Gibson) (c)
Platinum and Decoy are both forced out onto the apron at the start of the match to allow one member of Dirty Deal, and one member of the Dark Age to be inside the ring at a time. A moment later Kuroi and Ron Gibson are the two standing in the ring, with Deathtrain and Curtis Kanyon on the apron of their respected corners they start things off by circling around the ring glaring directly at each other before taking a quick step towards the middle of the ring grappling up! The two hold their own ground for a good while before Ron Gibson starts getting pushed back. As Kuroi is getting him closer to the corner, Ron quickly tosses him back into the corner! He follows up with a quick kick to the gut of Kuroi, and continues in with mudhole stomps to the chest.
Cole: Ron Gibson taking an early advantage for Dirty Deal!
King: But can he hold it?
The referee forces Ron Gibson back, and tells him to back off a little. Ron tries to push his way past the referee but is met with a stiff kick to the abdomen from Kuroi! Kuroi pulls himself up to his feet, but is met right away with a knee. Ron follows in with a club to the upper back of Kuroi, and then drops him down with a DDT making a quick cover. One Two Kick out!
King: Hes trying to put him away early.
Cole: Itll take more work to put Kuroi down.
Kuroi is trying to come to, but Ron has already gotten back to his feet and drops down with a forearm to the face of Kuroi! Ron is quick to get to his knees and starts to drag Kuroi towards his corner of the ring to make a quick tag to Curtis. Curtis gets in the ring and stomps at the body of Kuroi to keep him down a moment longer. Ron is back out on the apron of the ring, and Curtis now taunts at Platinum and Decoy, then Deathtrain! Deathtrain takes more offense to the taunt, and is trying to get inside the ring but is stopped by the referee.
King: Get out of there! No good cheat!
Platinum and Decoy nod to each other, and as Curtis turns back towards the downed Kuroi, they both leap into the ring and take Curtis down with a double clothesline. Kuroi has now gotten up to his feet before getting taken down with a double dropkick, and they both grab one arm of Curtis dragging him towards their side of the ring. As soon as the referee is facing them, Platinum takes the tag in and gets inside the ring. Ron is shouting at the apron of the ring, frustrated with the action that Platinum and Decoy took.
Cole: Platinum is in the ring now!
King: Those cheaters! You saw that! Didnt you?! Didnt you?!
Kuroi is getting back up to his feet as Curtis is arguing with the referee explaining what had happened. The referee tells him that it doesnt matter, and that he needs to get out to his side of the ring. Platinum uses an Irish whip on Kuroi to send him across the ring, but gets reversed near the middle of the ring! Platinum bounces off the ropes and dodges a clothesline attempted by Kuroi, then bounced off the other ropes and comes back to take Kuroi down with a cross body! He holds him down to attempt the cover. One Two Kick out!
King: Curtis should be in that ring!
Cole: We almost got some new tag-team champs!
Platinum is quick to get back up to his feet putting Kuroi in a headlock. He drags him over to his corner and makes a quick tag to Decoy, who jumps into the ring and uses a dropkick to the ribs of Kuroi to send him down to the canvas in pain! Platinum gets out to the apron, as Deathtrain is hitting the turnbuckle over in his corner trying to get the tag. Seifer is outside of the ring trying to motivate Kuroi to get up. Kuroi is holding his ribs trying to get up to his feet, and as he gets to his hands and knees Decoy bounces off the ropes again and now sends a front dropkick to the skull of Kuroi! Kuroi now rolls across the ring holding his head.
Cole: They may be the smaller people of the match, but they are showing that their veteran skills in there.
King: No doubt about that, but I still think that Curtis should be the right man in the ring.
Decoy goes over to Kuroi and sits him up to lock in a quick sleeper hold. Kuroi is quick to get back up to his feet and deliver an elbow to the stomach of Decoy! Kuroi is trying to battle him off, but Decoy is able to get a moment to sprint forward and take Kuroi down with a bulldog! Decoy leaps right up to his feet and waits for Kuroi to start to get up before flipping over him and getting him into a school boy cover! One Two Curtis makes the save, as Deathtrain is also about to.
Cole: Saved by the other team.
King: They dont have a choice, Cole!
Kuroi starts to make it towards his corner trying to make the tag to Deathtrain who has his arm outstretched. Ron jumps in the ring to distract the referee, and Decoy is down after the shot that Curtis gave to him. Curtis slides in through another side of the ring to pull Kuroi away from Deathtrain again! But he brings Decoy back close enough to his own corner. As Ron is starting to get back out to his side of the ring, Platinum is frustrated with Dirty Deal so is trying to get in but the referee moves over to keep him out of the ring after he feels he doesnt have to worry about Ron.
King: Ha! What goes around comes around!
Ron and Curtis both have Decoy held in the corner as Kuroi is again trying to get over to his corner. Platinum is finally out of the ring frustrated, and the referee sees Curtis tag himself back in. Curtis gets right back inside the ring and rushes at Kuroi to take him down before he can get to Deathtrain! Kuroi looks to be in complete agony since he has not had a chance to tag out at all through this match. Curtis forces Kuroi up to his feet, and delivers a hard knife edge chop, before coming in with a hard right hand! The shot sends Kuroi back to the ropes, and then is taken over with a power slam. Curtis hooks the leg. One Two Platinum springboards over the top rope to come down with a leg drop over the back of the head of Curtis!
Cole: Dirty Deal nearly retained!
King: That was three! I swear that was three!
Platinum is getting escorted back out of the ring, and Kuroi is trying to crawl back to the ropes to get the tag to Deathtrain. As Kuroi is getting closer, Ron distracts the referee as Curtis is taking a moment to get back over to Kuroi Seifer slides inside the ring, though, and connects with a hard kick to the jaw of Curtis sending him back to the ropes, and wrapping his arms around them! Seifer quickly rolls out of the ring just in time, as Ron is trying to point out what had happened. The referee tries to question Seifer, but Seifer shrugs his shoulders and denies the accusation.
King: Dark Age should be eliminated!
Cole: Thats what happens with Dirty Deal trying to cheat!
Kuroi is finally able to get Deathtrain into the ring, and he instantly goes inside the ring. Curtis shakes his head trying to wave his arms to keep Deathtrain away, but he gets taken down with a hard clothesline! Ron gets into the ring to try and meet with Deathtrain but gets sent back and over the ropes with a big boot! Decoy jumps off the turnbuckle but is caught by Deathtrain. Just as Platinum steps into the ring, Decoy gets tossed on top of Platinum!
Cole: Deathtrain is clearing the ring!
King: After Seifer interfered!
Kuroi gets up to his feet to join Deathtrain standing tall in the middle of the ring. Platinum charges at Kuroi, but is brought back and tossed over the ring taking Ron Gibson back down outside of the ring! Decoy gets hit with a Rain of Fury from Deathtrain! Decoy rolls instantly out of the ring, and as Curtis gets up he is met by both Kuroi and Deathtrain! They both grab him by the neck and lift him up to slam him down with Dark Fury!
King: No! No!
Cole: We could see some new champions!
Deathtrain makes the cover over Curtis, as Kuroi is trying to stop anyone from getting into the ring. Platinum gets in the ring trying to get past Kuroi, and as he is distracted with Platinum Ron is able to get in the ring. One Two Ron makes the save with a double axe handle smash to the back of Deathtrain!
King: Yes! Stick it out in there!
Cole: So close! Ron barely makes the save!
The referee is now trying to regain control in the match. Kuroi is being shoved towards his corner, but he grabs the referee beginning to threaten him but the referee returns the threat by saying that theyll be disqualified if he argues. So Kuroi reluctantly gets out to the apron of the ring. Platinum goes to his own corner as Decoy is still laid out outside of the ring. Ron willingly goes to his corner, as Deathtrain begins to shake the cobwebs out. He lifts Curtis up a little and nails him right in the head before lifting him up to his feet. Deathtrain gets too close to Platinums corner though, and without his knowing Platinum gets himself tagged in.
Cole: Platinum is the legal man.
Deathtrain attempts to tag Kuroi in, but the referee is telling him that he is not the legal man. Platinum has snuck into the ring and runs at them giving a dropkick to Deathtrain causing him to stumble into Kuroi and send him off of the apron! Curtis delivers an elbow to the abdomen of Platinum to make him stumble back again. Curtis now follows up with a gore to send Platinum down in the ring! Curtis attempts to make a quick cover, but Decoy manages to pull at him before the count of two.
King: It was over!
The referee is now distracted with Decoy and Curtis who are beginning to argue. Ron grabs one of the tag-team titles and gets inside the ring as Platinum is getting up kind of stumbling Ron rushes at him hitting him over the skull with it, busting Platinum open! Ron tosses the belt out of the ring and goes out hitting Decoy back. Curtis and the referee both turn around seeing Platinum laid out in the center of the ring and so he attempts the cover. One Two Thr--Deathtrain pulls Curtis out of the ring!
King: That was three!
Cole: He used the belt!
King: Blasphemy!
Ron goes over and begins to exchange blows with Deathtrain, battling him back. Curtis helps him out with this assault for a little while but then gets back inside the ring while Platinum is still weakened. He is starting to come back to. Decoy gets inside the ring while Ron tosses Deathtrain over into the crowd! Deathtrain is leaning over the barricade, and gets kicked in the face which causes him to get busted open from Ron! As Deathtrain is laying in a pool of his own blood, Kuroi and Ron both glare at each other and look about ready to go at it but Kuroi turns away and walks out of the arena.
Cole: Wheres he going?
King: He knows that they cant win!
Ron looks a little confused, but begins to continue an assault on Deathtrain not noticing what is going on inside the ring. Decoy and Platinum both use hard elbow strikes to the skull of Curtis. They use a double Irish whip to send him off the ropes, and prepare to take him down with a double clothesline, but Curtis uses a double gore to take them down! He pushes them closer and makes a double cover. One Two Three!
Cole: Dirty Deal retains!
King: Yes! I knew theyd do it!
Winners and STILL XHF Tag-team Champions: Dirty Deal!
The scene goes to the backstage where the camera watches as Tara Fenix has finally arrived into the building. There is a stern look across her face as she has her bag slung over her shoulder and obviously something has been bothering her for the past couple weeks which would explain her entire absence. She failed to live up to her word of defending the belt on every show. That didnt bother her too much. What was bothering her was the last time that she did step into the ring to defend against her former lover, Rage, Spike Kane had gotten himself involved in the match. While Tara continued to walk down the hallway ignoring any of the camera crew around her, Spike Kane had finally come onto the scene.
"Tara, hun, how come you havent been returning my calls?"Spike asked, but received no reply. He tried to slow her down, but got shoved a little bit away by Tara Spike seemed to be confused about this reaction out of Tara, since they used to be so close. They could not be taken apart from each other. Now Tara was trying to shove Spike away.
"Listen, Im sorry about that match. That was back at the start of the month, though. Please, Tara, you have to forgive me,"Spike had sounded almost as if he was pleading for Tara to forgive him. Tara turned away from the camera since her cheeks had turned a little red from trying to hold back tears, and frustration is still inside of her. She stopped at the door placing her hand on the doorknob, but not turning it. Spike stood near the wall trying to look Tara in the eyes, but she turned her glance away from him. The fact that Spike interfered in the match had bothered her due to the fact that it made her believe that Spike thought she was weak, and thought that she couldnt handle her own matches.
"I cant forgive you."She begins to turn the doorknob, but Spike reaches out trying to grab her arm. She shoves him back again and quickly opens the door and shutting it behind her Spike appears to be hurt as he places his hands on the door and Tara is standing on the other side of the door also having her hands on it. The door is locked. After a few moments pass, Tara does turn around to look towards the wall noticing the XWF Title hanging up there. The place where Tara and Spike began their relationship. The title brought the good memories back to Tara, but also tears as all the good things seemed to be just nothing more then memories. She took the engagement ring off of her finger and tossed it at the door, and dropped her bags on the floor before collapsing onto the couch.
Spike, outside, could be seen turning slowly away from the office of the X*Crown and walking slowly down the hall. He appeared broken as people had tried to talk to him but would get no response.
As the fans wait in anticipation, "Eye of The Tiger" hits over the PA and the crowd rise to their feet, awaiting the arrival of Doc. The lights then turn to darkness, and soon two bright blue strobe lighting bolts shine on the top of the ramp. They cross over in a huge "X" shape, like the St. Andrews flag of Scotland, and as Doc walks out and stands under the "X", the lights turn back on. A spotlight shines on Doc as he jogs and down on the spot, as "Eye of The Tiger" enters the chours.
"It's the,
Eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight,
Rising up to the challenge
Of our rivals"
Doc then begins to walk down the ramp, slowly looking out at the fans, before posing, dropping to his knees and lifting his arms in the air. Pyros explode in the background on cue as he does so.Doc then continues down to the ring. As he reaches it he climbs the steps and walks along the apron. Doc grabs the top rope, and drops his feet off the apron, but holds on to the rope and skins the cat over the top rope and into the ring. Doc spins round before climbing each turnbuckle to salute the crowd, and after he has done so he leans to one side in a taunt, flexing his muscles. Doc then stands tall over the middle of the ring, where he does some last minute stretches and makes sure his wrists are taped up properly...
Cole: We all know Doc has his eyes on the United States title.
King: Yes he does.
*Synths and guitars start wailing as the lights star to flicker and dim, kind of like in the vein of "The Final Countdown...but then something completely different starts playing. "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against The Machine plays over the system. As his voice fills the system and fans start booing, out comes "The Rockstar" Kevin Hardaway in his usual camoflauge shorts and sunglasses, the United States title around his waist, as Amy Skye-Williams walks beside him. Hardaway stands there looking around the crowd smiling as the chorus plays and Hardaway walks to the ring.
The microphone explodes, shattering the molds
Either drop tha hits like de la O or get tha fuck off tha commode
Wit tha sure shot, sure ta make tha bodies drop
Drop an don't copy yo, don't call this a co-op
Terror rains drenchin', quenchin' tha thirst of tha power dons
That five sided fist-a-gon
Tha rotten sore on tha face of mother earth gets bigger
Tha triggers cold empty ya purse
Rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
When he gets near the ring, he looks at the camera and taunts to the camera, showing his belt and jumps on the apron entering the ring as the Tron is showing his video highlights and gets up on the top turnbuckle raising his fists in an "X" position as both of his hands are doing the infamous metal horns as he drops down and helps Amy inside the ring, then taunts some more as the song fades away, people still booing at Hardaway as he gets set for his next contest.
King: Here comes the hated United States Champion.
Cole: I really hate him.
XHF United States Championship Match
"The Boyhood Dream" Doc vs. "The Rockstar" Kevin Hardaway (c)
Doc and Hardaway go eye to eye in the center of the ring, neither backing down, each daring the other to make a move as the crowd noise intensifies. Hardaway suddenly pushes Doc in the chest with both hands, who staggers back but then retaliates with a big right hand. Doc fires off a few more shots, but Hardaway blocks the last punch and throws Doc into a corner. He tries to follow up but Doc comes right back out and floors Hardaway with a clothesline. Hardaway gets back up on his feet immediately and kicks Doc in the gut, making him double up with pain. Hardaway comes off the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker that leaves both men on the mat. Hardaway is the first to his feet and hammers away at Doc's face. He pulls up Doc to his feet and shoots him into the ropes. Doc bounces off, ducks a big clothesline and comes off the opposite end. He stuns Hardaway momentarily with a shoulderblock, then quickly grasping him around the waist, pulls off a belly-to-belly suplex that hurls the Hardaway into the air.
Cole: Doc getting the early advantage.
King: Yeah, let's see if he can keep it.
Doc pulls himself up, and drops an elbow right onto Hardaway's chest. Doc stomps away on Hardaway's chest, making him grunt painfully with each impact. Hardaway finally rolls out of the ring to escape the punishment. Doc straightens up and sweeps back his hair, looking around him momentarily. He then rolls out of the ring, intending to continue his offense on Hardaway. However, the Hardaway is waiting for him with a low blow, and Doc crumples to the ground in agony. Hardaway rolls Doc into the ring halfway, leaving his upper body perched on the ring apron. Hardaway grinds his forearm across Doc's face, and then delivers hard chops to his exposed chest. Before the referee completes the ten-count, Hardaway rolls back into the ring and delivers a hard kick to the side of Doc's face for good measure.
King: Did you see that low blow by K-Hard?
Cole: Yeah, I thought it was just horrific.
Hardaway has rage in his eyes, and yells something to the crowd, who respond with a fusillade of jeers and boos. He drags Doc to the center of the ring, and snaps on a headlock, forcing his opponent's face to the mat. Doc flails his arms as the referee watches closely, waiting to see if Doc will tap. Slowly, and with great effort, Doc manages to touch a ring rope with an outstretched boot. However Hardaway refuses to break the hold, and the referee gets up to four before the Hardaway releases his grip. He then pulls Doc to his feet and whips him into the ropes. As Doc bounces off, Hardaway comes off the opposite side and hits a front dropkick, snapping Doc's head back. Doc crashes to the mat as Hardaway hooks a leg.
One!
Two!!
No, we have a kick out.
Cole: It seems that Doc is getting his ass kicked. I really don't like it.
King: Well, Hardaway wants to keep that title you know.
Hardaway has thrown Doc into a corner, and charges like an oncoming train. Suddenly Doc ducks out of the way, and Hardaway crashes chest first into the top-turnbuckle. Reeling from the pain, Hardaway staggers backwards into the waiting arms of Doc, who hits a quick German Suplex and both men are left lying on the mat. The bruised Doc slowly gets up, and leans on the ropes for a little while, facing away from Hardaway. Hardaway eventually gets to his feet and tries to clothesline Doc over the top. However Doc crouches and sends Hardaway flying over the top rope instead, crashing to the floor below. Doc climbs a turnbuckle and looks around at the crowd with a manic gleam in his eye. Hardaway rises to his feet, but Doc launches himself off the top rope and hits a perfect Missile Dropkick. Both men lie groaning near the ramp as the crowd scream and cheer in appreciation. A small "Doc" chant starts up as the fans watch in disbelief.
King: Wow, look at what Doc just did!!!
Cole: DANGEROUS!!!!!!!
The referee has got up to a six count before Doc stands and rolls himself back into the ring. Hardaway takes until eight to get up, nine to reach the ring apron and just manages to avoid being counted out. Doc stands waiting, and as Hardaway comes near he hooks his head and thigh and hits a big Tazplex. Doc crawls over to the fallen body of Kevin Hardaway and covers him for the pin.
One!
Two!!
Kick out!
Doc shakes his head incredulously as he argues with the referee. Both men are now up in the center of the ring, if a little unsteadily, and stand toe-to-toe exchanging hard shots. First Doc, then Hardaway, then Doc again, and it continues until Hardaway drives a knee hard into Doc's midsection. Hardaway knees him in the gut again, then hooks both of Docs arms and drives him into the mat with a Tiger Driver. Hardaway buys himself some time to recover, and pulls himself up to his feet. He looks around, and gestures to the crowd. Hardaway gives the prone body of Doc a final glance before climbing to the top rope. He flies off with a Shooting Star Press!
Cole: That has to be all!
King: It should be.
Hardaway drapes an arm over Doc.
One!
Two!!
Nope, the shoulder got off the mat in time. Hardaway's face is a picture of utter disbelief, as he froths at the mouth, screaming incoherently at the referee. He pounds the mat in frustration and covers his face with his hands. Hardaway gets back to his feet and waits for Doc to get up. When Doc does make it to his feet, Hardaway lifts him up for the Asylum Bomb. On the swingout part, Doc is able to reverse into a Headscissors that takes Hardaway down. Hardaway staggers to his feet as Doc goes the Genocide Kick... NO! Hardaway catches Doc's foot and spins him around. Hardaway latches on and hits the Asylum Suplex! The crowd boos as Hardaway gets to his feet and climbs to the top rope again. This time, he flies off with Hope Is Not Lost. Too bad it got the knees of Doc. As Hardaway rolls around, holding his ribs, Doc gets to his feet and waits. When Hardaway can finally stand, he gets NAILED with the Genocide Kick. Doc falls on top of him.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
NOOOOO, HARDAWAY KICKED OUT!!! The crowd boos like none other as Doc can't believe it.
King: What?! I swore that was three.
Cole: I know, what is Doc going to do now?
Doc gets up and goes into the corner. He looks at the crowd as Hardaway gets back to his feet. Doc goes for the Genocide Kick again but Hardaway ducks it. He grabs Doc and takes him down in a school boy and grabs the tights.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
NOOOOOOOOO AGAIN, DOC KICKS OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND. Hardaway looks like he has had enough as he looks to pick Doc back up but Doc rolls him up in an Inside Cradle.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
The bell rings as Doc lets go. Hardaway gets on his knees and yells at the ref.
Winner and NEW XHF UNITED STATES CHAMPION: "The Boyhood Dream" Doc
Cole: Holy crap, Doc did it!
King: I am sure Kevin Hardaway is going to be looking for Doc in the Rumble later on tonight.
**The lights in the arena go out. Just as the fans go silent, music can start being heard from the arena's sound system. As the thumping of the song beings, the lights start to flash with it. The song then begins to pick up it's pace as words can be heard along with instrumental. Just then a figure emerges from behind the curtains. He begins walking down the ramp, walking at a slow pace so he can feed on the energy given to him from the song and fans.**
There's a shadow just behind me
Shrouding every step I take
Making every promise empty
Pointing every finger at me
Waiting like a stalking buttler
Who upon the finger rests
Murder now, the pattern called "must we"
Just because the son has come
Jesus,wont you fucking whistle ?
Something but the past and done
Jesus, wont you fucking whistle
Something but the past and done
**Harold stops halfway in the middle of the entrance ramp. As he begins looking to his left. Shaking his head in acceptance from the fans. Then he turns to his right. Again shaking his head in appreciation to the fans cheering him on. Then he turns his head back to the ring and beings walking toward the ring again, taking his time before he reaches the ring steps**
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?
**As he finally gets on the apron. He walks the ledge alittle before putting his left leg over the top and getting in the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, soaking in all the energy given from the fans. As his theme song continues to play on the sound system**
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
**Harold puts his hand on the top rope and pulls back. Then begins pounding on his chest and pulls forward, releasing his arm in the air. Simultaneously all four turnbuckles explode with pyro, that nearly deafens the front row of fans.**
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start things over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
**Harold retreats back to his corner, waiting for the match to get underway.**
Cole: The challenger, Hardcore Harry.
King: I wonder how he's going to be taken down, if possible. We might have a new XHF World Champion.
Cole: Maybe.
The lights in the arena flicker different colors, but the pace of the flicker (or strobe) is so fast that it's hard to tell what colors they are. As this flickering occures, slowly, in fades, the violent opening thunder claps of Stone Sour's Reborn. The flickering of the lights vanishes and is replaced with a dark hole of nothingness, as the lights go out. The fans boo and cheer, because they recognize the face on the Xtreme Tron, they recognize the smirk that they've grown to respect over the past couple years.
Then suddenly the opening riff to the song begins to thrash the speakers, and the darkness shatters into a blinding world of blue, green, and gold. As the first verse to the song hits, MGK makes his way out, dressed in his ring attire, consisting of baggy red gym shorts, with the letters "MGK" stitched in the sides in black and white. His wet hair is slicked back. He crosses both arms over his chest in the fashion of an X, staring out into the mass humanity that stands before him. Then he starts his walk down the ramp, not even bothering to look at the cheering fans, and only focused on the ring. He stops midway down the ramp, and stares a hole right through the ring, his eyes locked and projecting an undeniable determination. He slides into the right and gets up to one knee, to soak in the now dim, but green lights shining down on him. Then he climbs to the middle turnbuckle and raises his left arm in the air, hands balled up in a fist. He grins, somewhat maliciously into the crowd, before hoping down.
I AM EVERYTHING
I AM ANYTHING
I AM AUTOMATIC
I AM YESTERDAY
I AM EVERYDAY
I AM GONNA BE
REBORRRRN
THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING
As the music continues to blare over the speakers, he hops off the turnbuckle, and he begins to pace around the ring, amped up and ready to compete.
Cole: Shit, the roof has blown off of the building.
King: We don't have a roof tonight.
Cole: Oh yeah.
No Disqualification Match for the XHF World Heavyweight Championship
Hardcore Harry vs. "The Undisputed Icon" MGK (c)
The referee holds up the belt so that everybody can see it and then tells for them to ring the bell as both Harry and MGK circle the ring and then meet in the center of the ring as MGK looks to the crowd and then at Harry and then.....he offers his hand out. Guess he wants a "proper" fight with Harry as the fans cheer and tell Harry to go shake it. Harry looks at the crowd and then back at MGK, when Harry then goes ahead and spits directly in the eyes of MGK causing a stir with the fans as MGK wipes the spit away from his face. MGK then goes ahead and slaps him right in the face. It's on now, bitches. Harry and MGK start brawling with each other, both men doing lefts and rights at one another as MGK rakes his hands across the face of Harry as he whips Harry to the ropes and bounces off ducking his head as Harry kicks it. He picks up MGK and throws him down with a reverse atomic drop to the groin of the current champ as Harry bounces off the ropes himself and attempts a kick to the forehead of MGK but MGK picks him up and throws him down with a massive spinebuster. MGK then bounces off the ropes and attempts a moonsault, but Harry's up with a jumping side kick to the face of MGK as he goes dazy on himself as Harry throws him up in the air into a huge powerbomb as he goes for the pin. ONE....TWO...KICKOUT! The fans start clapping and cheer for the sheer amazement these two have to offer.
Cole: What a great way to kick off our double main event of the evening.
King: WOOT!
Harry goes ahead and picks up MGK as he bounces him off the ropes, but when MGK gets to the side, he jumps over the ropes and on to the apron as he taunts Harry, as Harry goes to charge MGK, but he ducks and MGK kicks him right in the forehead flipping him over the ropes. MGK waits for the opportunity and when he does, MGK jumps off the ropes with a nice Asai moonsault onto Harry to the outside. Since it's a No DQ match, the ref doesn't do anything and instead waits for something important to happen. MGK picks up Harry and bounces his head straight off the apron. He does it again, and again, then throws Harry to the announce table at ringside, but not completely on it, as MGK grabs a nearby chair from the timekeeper's and tries to connect at Harry's face but Harry moves out of the way as MGK nails the table, but Harry comes back with a boot right to the chair and MGK's head as Harry grabs the chair and connects on MGK's top of the head as MGK goes down on the table. Harry looks around and jumps on the apron screaming at the fans and at MGK. You don't think he's going to go through the announce table? Well maybe not, MGK gets up and kicks the feet off of the apron as Harry goes down. MGK grabs the chair and connects hard at the head of Harry several times as he slides him in the ring and goes for the cover. ONE.....TWO....TH-KICKOUT! MGK screams as he goes outside and looks around the ring for something. He finds it and pulls out a table sliding it into the ring and on the corner.
Cole: A table? Things are getting interesting now.
King: When weren't they though?
MGK goes and picks up a bloody Harry, who got the cut from the chairshots although MGK actually is showing a little trickle of blood as he tries to whip him to the table, which doesn't succeed, and instead Harry follows with a massive clothesline picking up the arm of MGK and firing down with another clothesline, and picks him up yet again and nails possible the hardest out of the 3 putting MGK on his head. Harry goes for the cover. ONE....TWO...KICKOUT BY MGK! Harry goes to pick up MGK, but MGK kicks the feet once again of Harry as he attempts a leg lock, but Harry spins out of it getting up charging at MGK, but MGK grabs him and whips him to the table, which Harry nails, but doesn't break it. MGK goes for a dropkick and nails it as the head of Harry's and the table collide. MGK goes for another one and nails it in superior fashion. The fans chant "One more time!" repeatedly as MGK follows their wishes and goes for a third...but Harry goes and grabs MGK. DAMN! T-BONE SUPLEX RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE! MGK goes through the table as the fans chant "Holy shit!" over and over again. After awhile, Harry pulls MGK out of the wreck and goes for the cover. ONE.......TWO.......THRE--KICKOUT BY MGK! The fans go nuts as Harry can't believe it. He goes ahead and kicks MGK a few times before going outside and looking for something else now, and he's found it. A BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT! "Uh oh" is on everybody's mind right about now.
Cole: OH SHIT!
King: Cole?
Cole: What, he has a baseball bat covered in barbed wire...what did you want me to say? "OH FLOWERS AND RAINBOWS"?
King: Good point.
Harry slides it in the ring as MGK gets up slowly, but here's Harry with the bat as he tries to swing it at him, which connects with MGK's gut as MGK goes flying down. Harry turns him around and starts grinding the bat into MGK's head. The blood starts flowing from the head of MGK as he's now screaming for mercy. Harry keeps grinding the bat into MGK's face until he stops and slams it right into the back of MGK as MGK screams more in pain as Harry goes on the middle rope and stomps the bat right into the back of MGK as he removes the bat slowly and covers him. ONE......TWO....THR--KICKOUT! MGK gets a foot on the ropes actually, as Harry goes outside once again and grabs the chair from outside and another chair from the table nearby as he throws them in, and drags MGK's head to one of the chairs as Harry grabs the other chair. Good god, not a con-chair-to. Harry lifts the chair and slams it down...but MGK is not there. MGK moved out of the way as Harry tries to nail him with the chair, but MGK kicks Harry right in the face with the chair, dazing Harry as MGK gets up and starts punching and kicking the side of Harry as MGK spins around for an elbow, but Harry throws the chair right in MGK's face. MGK ducks and grabs the chair and hits an amazing lungblower using the chair for his knees as Harry's head nails the chair and both men are down.
Cole: Oh my god, amazing lungblower.
King: But who's going to get up?
Cole: Whoever it will be might be the XHF Champion at the end of all of this.
MGK surprisingly gets up first and picks up the barbed wire baseball bat in the corner and waits for Harry to get up. MGK is now screaming for him to get up as his face is covered with blood, but so is Harry as he finally gets up as MGK tries to take a swing at Harry, but Harry moves out of the way and kicks the bat right into MGK's face as the fans cringe in amazement. Harry goes to pin him. ONE...TWO...THREE! NO! MGK GETS A SHOULDER UP! Harry can't believe it. Harry ends up going to the outside and looks under the ring and pulls out another table sliding it into the ring. Harry slides back in as he goes to pick up MGK throwing him into the corner and lifting him up screaming "This is finally it!" as he gets to the top rope and hooks his arms up for a Top Rope Hangman's DDT through the table. But somehow, MGK punches the back of Harry several times as he kicks himself out of the hold and hooks his arms. HOLY SHIT! PEPSI PLUNGE THROUGH THE TABLE! The table ends up shattering into a million pieces as everybody screams "Holy Shit!" over and over. MGK drapes an arm around Harry. ONE......TWO.......THREE! WAIT! NO! HARRY'S SHOULDER IS UP! What the hell is going on? MGK can't believe it. He gets up and looks around and picks up the barbed wire baseball bat and drops down...DAMAGEPLAN! He's using the baseball bat as his arms as the barbed wire wrenches into Harry's head like a cheese grater. MGK uses all of his strength to pull the bat further into Harry's head and neck, and without warning, Harry finally taps out. The bell rings.
Winner via Submission and STILL XHF World Heavyweight Champion: MGK!
Cole: Oh my god! MGK using the bat as leverage to the Damageplan and finally beats the big man in Hardcore Harry. MGK is going to Night of Champions VI.
King: What a match.
Cole: But not what's coming up next...65 men, 1 winner, 1 shot at the XHF World Champion at Night of Champions VI...possibly against MGK. Ladies and gentlemen, it's the 2007 XHF RUMBLE AND IT'S NEXT!
Cole: And now ladies and gentlemen it is time for tonights special match, the 2007 XHF Rumble!
King: That's right, to start off with there will be two entrants, for every two minutes after that somebody else will enter. The only way to be eliminated is to be thrown over the top rope and both feet touch the floor.
Cole: These sorts of matches are often full of controversy and alliances can be made and broken...it's time folks, for the Rumble!!
*Suddenly, the arena lights begin to flicker off and on and as the crowd rises to it's feet immediately in anticipation, a combination of loud guitar riffs and the following words slowly begin to echo and scroll across the looming Xtreme-Tron screen above...
"Milk it for all it's worth,
Make sure you get there first,
The apple of your eye,
The rotten core inside,
We are the prisoners,
Things couldn't get much worse,
I've had it up to here, you know your end is near..."
*Thereafter, the daunting chorus of "Had Enough" by Breaking Benjamin kicks in over the PA as the XHF's own self-proclaimed "Hellraizer" himself, the great Matt Hicks then emerges from behind the curtain with wife Jennifer Dream by his side! In turn this duo proceeds to saunter on down the rampway to a sea of overwhelming boos, and soon amidst this the highly-touted former Hardcore and Tag Team Champ in Hicks makes his way up the ring steps, leaving his stunning wife to continue cheering him on from down below. Once inside the ring Matt Hicks goes to lean over toward the ropes and taunt off some raising a set of fiercely clenched fists to this entire sellout, roaring crowd of Xtreme Hardcore Federation fans joining us here tonight. Afterwards Hicks begins to bounce back and forth off the ropes, eagerly awaiting the emergence of any and all forthcoming opposition for himself...*
Announcer: Entrant Number One, Matt Hicks!
King: Matt Hicks has got one hell of a night ahead of him...
Slow square dance tune comes over the speakers as Decoy steps out holding a black, New York Yankees baseball cap in his hands and is wearing the new, silver and white, open, Toronto Blue Jays jersey. He spins around moving out onto the top of the stage as though almost square dancing with himself. The music picks up and Decoy puts the hat on backwards. He nods his head to the music (Square Dance by Eminem) and folds his arms over his chest, trying to look cool as he walks out down the ramp and into the ring.
Announcer: Entrant Number Two, Decoy!
Cole: So Decoy drew Number Two for the rumble then King.
The bell rings signifiying the beginning of this mammoth of a match. The two men circle each other, but not with a lot of enthusiasm, either man not really wanting to use up too much energy. The two lock up and Matt Hiks gains the advantage, locking in a headlock, before Decoy forces him to bounces off the ropes and sends Matt Hicks off the ropes, On the rebound Decoy catches Hicks with a swift missile dropkick, before following through with a fast elbow. Decoy stalks Matt Hicks and as Hicks gets up Decoy lifts him from behind to try and send him over the ropes.
Cole: Here we go King, we could have our first elimination!
Hicks grabs the top rope and wraps his legs around it whilst Decoy tries to send him over the top. Decoy struggles for a long time before giving up and allowing Hicks to fall to the ground. Decoy goes to grab Hicks, but Hicks ducks pulling the top rope down, Decoy falls over the top rope but manages to grab on, saving himself inches from the floor.
Announcer: Entrant Number Three, Funaki!
Funaki sprints down to the ring and slides in. He dives at Matt Hicks, sending him into the corner and as Decoy gets up, he dives at him with a forearm smash. Funaki then whips Decoy into the opposite corner of Hicks. Funaki charges and splashes Hicks, he drops back down and runs to the other side to splash Decoy!
King: wow, Funaki is on fire, he really wants to win this doesn't he?
Cole: Everybody wants to win King, it's a garunateed shot at Night of Champions VI!
Funaki stands in the center of the ring clapping his hands above his head, the crowd are claping along, obviously behind this speedy individual. Funaki turns towards Hicks and delivers a blow to the back before out of nowhere Decoy sends a knee to the small of Funaki's back. Funaki falls to the floor and both Hicks and Decoy begin stimping on him. Funaki lays on the floor, curling up into the fetal position, before the two men lift him up. They drag him towards the ropes and begin to lift him up as Funaki grabs the top rope, crying out that he won't go. Hicks and Decoy struggle to get him out, delivering a few blows to try and weaken his hold.
Announcer: Entrant Number Four, Terry Tate!
Terry Tate emerges from backstage in full Gears of War armour, eqipped with diamond earring. The crowd are on their feet as this obvious fan favourite charges the ring, Hicks and Decoy are obvlious to ths as they try to eliminate Funaki. Tate slides into the ring, or rather rolls with his bulky form. He charges at Hicks and clotheslines him straight down, he bounces off the ropes and on the rebound he football tackles Decoy to the ground. "Wooo, can't stop the pain train baby!" is heard as Terry taunts the two men. Funaki is on his feet on the apron, he jumps up onto the ropes and dives off hurracarana-ing Terry Tate to the mat. The crowd are already really into this match enjoying themselves as Funaki begins the clap once more. Terry is back on his feet however and he charges Funaki, sending a huge football tackle right into Funaki, who responds so over the top that he actually goes over the top and to the floor outside the ring!
Cole: My word King, our first elimination, and it's none other than the XHF's very own interviewer, Funaki!
King: He's not gonna be a very happy guy.
Funaki is having a temper tantrum outside the ring as ref's take him away.
Announcer: Entrant Number Five Chase Helton!
Chase Helton runs past Funaki and slides into the ring diving at Terry Tate with a forearm smash as Hicks and Decoy go back to fighting, bog standard fists and kicks between all four men. Terry Tate grabs Helton in a bear hug and begins to sap the enrgy out of him as Matt Hicks takes Decoy over with a snapmare before locking in a vicious rear headlock type sleeper manouvre. Terry turns the bear hug into a german suplex, but not being a trained wrestler it kinda goes a little wrong and poor Helton lands on his head in a rather unfortunate incident. Decoy flails his arms around like crazy trying to break Hicks choke hold on him, Terry Tate runs over and clotheslines Hicks down. Hicks is so full of momentum that he gets right back up to his feet and gets into a fist fight with Terry Tate. He knees Terry in the gut and plants him with a flowing ddt, however as he gets up he's met with an armdrag from Decoy that sends him out of the ring through the middle ropes. Helton comes from behind and tries to lift Decoy over the ropes, Decoy is taken off guard but has the wits to grab the ropes, locking his legs around Helton himself dragging Helton over. The two men are hanging by the top rope as Terry Tate get's to his feet. He walks over to the ropes and tries to push both men down. Hicks is also on his feet now, he climbs up onto the security barrier a convinced look on his face as he launches himself off and missle doprkicks the group of men as they all battle to pull, drag and push each other out. Hicks falls to the matt, soon followed by Terry Tate, Decoy and Chase Helton!!!
Announcer: Terry Tate, Decoy and Chase Helton are eliminated!
Hicks lays on the matt clutching his back but with a sick smile on his face.
Cole: He...he just eliminated three men!
King: Well, he initiated it at least...
Hicks slowly rolls back into the ring as the timer ticks down for the next entrant.
Announcer: Entrant Number Six, Platinum!
Cole: oh oh!
King: Considering Hicks just eliminated Platinums tag team partner, I don't fancy Hicks chances right now.
Platinum slides into the ring and under, and through Hicks legs. Hicks turns around to be kicked in the stomach and then european uppercutted. Platinum then grabs Hicks by the head and drags him to the edge of the ring to throw him over the top. Hicks flies over but grabs the ropes, landing on the apron. Platinum turns around at the crowds reaction, only for Hicks to send a shoulder into the gut of Platinum. Platinum ducks down and Hicks grabs his head, dropping down onto the apron with a guillotine as he rolls under the bottom rope. Hicks falls backwards, grabbing his throat as Platinum begins to get to his feet. Platinum grabs Hicks from beyond and pulls off a reverse DDT.
Announcer: Entrant Number Seven, Doc!!
The crowd go ape shit as Doc comes running from behind the curtain, he runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He dives right at Platinum and delivers a forearm smash to his face. The crowd are fully behnd Doc as he pummels Platinum into the corner of the ring. He climbs up onto the second turnbuckle and begins to deliver the ten punch, the crowd chant along. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! Doc raises his hand in the air as the crowd roar with approaval, before Hicks comes up from behind and hooks Doc in a crucifix...POWERBOMB!!
Cole: Doc didn't see that coming at all.
King: Yeah, Hicks telegraphed that move right there.
Cole: It's called a Crucifix Powerbomb King.
King: Your not paid to say what the moves are Cole...
Now Platinum dives out of the corner and jumps onto Hicks, dropping him to the floor with a Lou Thez press. Platinum begins to deliver several punches to Hicks face as Doc get's to his feet. Doc climbs up onto the turnbuckle as the two on the floor begin to exchange blows. Doc stands on the top and dives off with a flip, he lands ontop of Platinum, sandwhiching him between himself and Hicks, whilst hitting Hicks at the same time. Doc rolls off holding his back a little as Platinum falls off Hicks tired. Hicks lays there tired as hell.
Cole: This is one hellf of a Rumble King, and we're not even a quarter of the way through!
Announcer: Entrant Number Eight, Chris Mercury!
Mercury walks out onto the ramp taking his time as he walks down the rampway to the ring. He looks into the ring and makes dodging motions as he looks what each person is doing. He reaches the ring apron and goes to climb up, but ducks back down as Doc goes for him. Instead he grabs Doc's legs and pulls him down. In an instant Platinum and Hicks are on him, stomping a mudhole in him. Mercury rolls into the ring all smug like, as if he was directing traffic. Now Mercury joins in with the stamping and all three men are stomping on poor Doc. Eventually Doc manages to roll away and out of the ring under the bottom rope. Mercury points to Hicks and Platinum, Platinum shrugs and Mercury goes with Hicks instead. The two men climb out under the ropes and go after Doc delivering a few blows to his back, they eventually get him towards the announcer tables where Doc manages to pick up a chair. He swings wildly and misses before Chris Mercury delivers a slamming dropkick, connecting with the chair sending it right into Doc's face! Doc collapses pretty much out cold as the fans boo like crazy.
Cole: The fans aren't gonna like this!
King: No shit sherlo-oh...time for number nine!
Announcer: Entrant Number Nine, the Returning Jason Anderson!!!
Cole: my god, Jason Anderson makes his return to the XHF right here tonight at the Rumble King!!
King: Your really good at pointing out the obvious, but anyway, looks like our group of cronies have something after them right now!
Jason Anderson has emerged and as he sprints down to the ring, Platinum calls for help and Hicks and Mercury slide into the ring, the three of them waiting for Anderson. as Anderson hits the ring he dives in getting to his feet, he sprints forwards ducking between Hicks and Mercury. Anderson then bounces off the ropes and launches himself forwards, Platinum dives out of the way as Anderson connects with a huge double clothesline to both Mercury and Hicks!
Cole: With Authority!!
Anderson raises an arm to the crowd as Platinum pretends to be down. Anderson grabs Hicks by the head and whips him off the ropes, on the return Anderson ducks and hooks Hicks, with a huge monkey toss sending Hicks to the outside!!
Announcer: Matt Hicks has been eliminated!
Chris Mercury is slowly getting to his feet rather dazed and confused, he uses the ropes to gain some balance, but before he realises anything, Jason Anderson has charged him and sends him flying over the top rope with one hell of a clothesline!
Announcer: Chris Mercury has been eliminated!
Cole: My god, what an impact the returning Jason Anderson has made here tonight King.
King: Already Cole, and we still only into the first few entrants here, he's putting on one hell of a show.
Anderson taunts, but Platinum is up out of nowhere, he hooks Andersons legs and sends him over the ropes, the crowd sigh with complete disbelief, but wait! Anderson grabs the top rope, his feet barely missing the floor. He rolls in under the top rope as Platinum taunts, before he turns around into one heck of a shining wizard from Jason Anderson!
Announcer: Entrant Number Ten, Jim "Jesus Christ" Caviezel!
The crowd break into hysterics as Caviezel walks out dressed like Jesus Christ.
Cole: I think this guys taking the Passion a little too far.
King: Who'd have thought Christ had a passion for wrestling....eh?.....eh?....eh?
Cole: That sucked....
King: So does your mom!
IanHimself: BURN!
Jim walks down to the ring as Anderson and Platinum are now in a fist fight. The fist fight continues for almost a minute as Jesus slowly walks to the ring talking to the fans on his way down.
Cole: I think he's giving a sermon King...
Jim finally gets to the ring and climbs in just in time to get hit by Platinum as Anderson irish whips him. Jim completly oversells the bump and flings himself over the top rope and out to the floor.
Announcer: Jim Caviezel is eliminated!
Jim is escorted backstage as he shouts out that he was eliminated to save our sins. Awwww...
Meanwhile, Anderson has Platinum in the corner. Anderson charges but Platinum dives forward and pulls off a drop toe hold sending Anderson face first into the bottom turnbuckle.
Announcer: Entrant Number Eleven, Kole Kaos!
Kaos walks out onto the ring, looking down at the ring with a determined look. He then charges as Platinum backs away from the edge of the ring to the other. Kaos slides in and charges but Platinum steps aside sending Kaos right out over the ropes!!
Cole: holy crap!
King: That has to be the fastest elimination ever!
Kaos hits the mat.
Announcer: Erm...Kole Kaos has been eliminated!
Kaos can't believe it as he rants and raves, referees come to try and keep him away from the ring as Platinum taunts him over the ropes. Anderson is now back on his feet and he grabs Platinum, the two lock up and a battle of strength begins, Anderson obviously gains the advantage and throws Platinum to the matt, grinning.
Announcer: Entrant Number Twelve, Matt Mars!
Mars is met with huge...indifference as nobody really cares, they are too engrossed watching Platinum and Anderson in the ring. Mars seems to get offended by this so he runs down to the ring faster, sliding in he dives at the other two men who are once again in a fist fight, but now, outside the ring we finally see Doc. It's not that he's been out cold, he's actually been sitting at ring side with a drink in his hand. He tips the drink towards the camera chuckling before putting it down and running to the ring sliding in. Doc and Mars meet halfway, Doc flies at him with a forearm smash, sending Mars reeling backwards, Mars clutces his face in pain before doc grabs him and sends him across the ring with an Armdrag. Doc is back on his feet again and goes for another before Mars drops to the mat backwards, pointing to hs head. Doc shrugs and just charges sending his knee into Mars' face. Mars recoils and Doc drags him to his feet. Meanwhile Anderson has got Platinum and both Doc and Anderson whip their respective partners at the same time, forcing both Mars and Platinum to collide in the center of the ring. The crowd go wild. Doc grabs Mars by the head, and Anderson grabs Platinum by the head, they both once again throw their respective partners over the ropes, but this time both Platinum and Mars grab hold of the ropes and land on the apron.
Announcer: Entrant Number Thirteen, Mr Slave!
Mr Slave charges the ring, he slides under both Platinum and Anderson, confusing both men and he gets to his feet, he dives forwards to clothesline Doc, but doc dodges out of the way as the full momentum of Mr Slaves clothesline sends him over the top and into Matt Mars, sending both men crashing to the ground.
Announcer: Matt Mars and Mr Slave have been eliminated!
The crowd are in shock and so are the wrestlers, accept for Platinum who quickly takes this chance to get back into the ring. Anderson grabs him and delivers a swift punch, he then staggers towards Doc who punches him, so he staggers back to Anderson who swings, but Platinum ducks and Anderson connects with Doc instead. Anderson looks down and shrugs before he turns into a kick to he mid section and an implant DDT.
Announcer: Entrant Number Fourteen, Shiyen!
Shiyen comes out and down to the ring, flipping over the ropes and actually catching Platinum with a hurricarana.
Cole: Now that was impressive!
Shiyen bounces around a little, looking way to hyper to be in the ring. He moves over towards Doc and locks in a weird looking leglock, causing doc to cry out in pain. Anderson slowly gets to his feet and once again finds Platinum, but...
Announcer: Entrant Number Fifteen, Freya Kane!
Cole: She's still on the roster!?
King: She's still in the world of the sane!?!?
Freya runs down the ring and goes to slide in but stops, as if like a frightened child. She then climbs up and onto the rop rope. Shiyen, Doc, Anderson, and Platinum are all in the middle fist fighting each other as she dives off the ropes with a corkscrew moonsault managing to connect with all four men. Every last person in the ring is laying out on there back.
Announcer: Entrant Number Sixteen, JFK!
JFK walks down to the ring, I say walks, I mean staggers. He somehow manages to get to the ring and he rolls under the bottom rope. He sees everybody laying around and begins to shout at them to get up. He shouts at Anderson, then he moves to Doc who is slowly getting up, he then shouts at Platinum before standing up tall. Looking lost...JFK walks towards the ropes. He looks over them and bends over, as if he'd dropped something, before we know it JFK falls over the top ropes himself!
Announcer: Umm...JFK has been...eliminated...
Doc looks towards JFK who is now heading off through the crowd. Doc just looks confused before he's hit with a hard punch from Platinum. Platinum now begins to punch the hell out of Doc as in the other corner we see Anderson lifting Freya up. He takes her to the ropes and leans over trying to drop her out gracefully.
Announcer: Entrant Number Seventeen, Seifer!
Seifer walks down cockily. He notices Anderson and begins to instruct him. Anderson then lets Freya down inside the ring, locking his eyes on Seifer. Seifer however won't enter the ring, Freya in her child like state has run off and jumped on Platinums back, choking him from behind. Anderson taunts to Seifer, who just won't enter the ring, he's obviously not sutpid and quite obviously scared of Anderson. Platinum grabs Freya by her hair and gives her a snapmare using the hair. Platinum goes to stamp on Freya's face, but Doc makes the save as he rolls Platinum up for a school boy but doesn't follow through for the fall, instead letting Platinum roll out.
Announcer: Entrant Number Eighteen, Joe Everyman!
Everyman runs down to the ring, without Seifer noticing him. Joe then grabs Seifer from behind and literally throws him into the ring. Anderson picks him up right away and executes a belly to belly suplex. Everyman climbs into the ring himself, quite blatently full of fire and passion. He goes towards Platinum, spinning him around and hooking him with a snap suplex. Doc is now on his feet, he offers his hand to Freya who accepts it smiling and blushing. Doc shrugs, before she pulls him over with an armdrag. Everyman turns around and bumps into Seifer, he ducks under and pulls off a t-bone suplex on him before..
Announcer: Entrant Number Nineteen, Kuroi!
Everybody turns to see the ugly bastard charge the ring.
King: Cole, the erm...explicit deleted has just hit the fan!
Kuroi charges the ring and everybody tries to prepare themselves. Joe Everyman charges Kuroi as Seifer laughs. Kuroi grabs Everyman by the throat and literally throws him over the top rope in such a style that Everyman lands on his feet. Looking outraged and quite shocked, he dejectedly begins to walk back towards the stage. but...out runs Chris Kahne, he has a steel chair in hand. He nails Joe Everyman over the head and then drops the chair kicking Everyman in the gut and executing a DDT on to the chair.
Announcer: Entrant Number Twenty, Chris Kahne!
Cole: No shit...
Kuroi now grabs Freya Kane by her hair. He lifts her up above his head and runs towards the ropes throwing her into the crowd! The crowd catch her and carry her around and back to the floor safely. However she doesn't touch the floor, instead she stands on the security barrier.
King: That's exploting the rules of this match!
Cole: Well her feet haven't actually touched the floor have they?
Freya manages to jump from the security barrier and land on the apron, clutching the ropes for support. The fans go crazy before Seifer runs at her and dropkicks her off the ring apron and too the floor. The crowd all boo wildly.
Announcer: Freya Kane has been eliminated!
Cole: All that effort wasted...
Announcer: Entrant Number Twenty One, Cosmo!
Cole: My lord, here comes Cosmo!!
Cosmo charges the ring, the combatants inside, Jason Anderson, Kuroi, Seifer, Platinum, Shiyen and Doc are involved in a big brawl. Cosmo slides in and goes after Shiyen. Shiyen ducks under Cosmo and grabs him from behind with a reverse suplex, right back over the ropes!!!
King: And there he goes.....
Announcer: Cosmo has been eliminated!
Announcer: Entrant Number Twenty Two, AJ Phoenix!
Cole: It's the Flaming Dragon!
AJ rushes the ring and get's mixed up in the brawl. Himself and Shiyen team up to fight off Kuroi and Seifer. Anderson and Doc are taking it in turns to punch Platinum again. Doc whips Platinum towards Anderson who lifts him up and slams him back down with a huge spinebuster. Off to the right Shiyen has Seifer trapped in the corner as he delivers stiff kick after kick. Platinum is now whipped towards Doc who ducks under and sends him over the top rope with a monkey toss. Platinum lands on the outside hard.
Announcer: Platinum has been eliminated!
AJ Phoenix pulls a DDT on Kuroi as now Anderson and Doc go at it, a test of strength going on. Shiyen stiff kicks Seifer ans Seifer flies up onto the top rope. Seifer struggles to keep his ground, but Shiyen ducks under and pushes him out sending him to the floor.
Announcer: Seifer has been eliminated!
Cole: He got just what he deserved!
Announcer: Entrant Number Twenty Three, Mr X
King: Business just picked up.
Mr X hits the ring as Doc is slammed to the mat by Jason Anderson. Kuroi now has Shiyen up in the air with a military press. Shiyen is dropped hard as Mr X slides into the ring. He kicks Kuroi in the gut and slams a forearm into his face, before he locks in a headlock and then spins around before sweeping Kuroi's legs from beneath him. AJ Phoenix is back on his feet and he takes Anderson down from behind with a reverse DDT.
Cole: Things have definatly picked up now King!
Announcer: Entrant Number Twenty Four, Reckless Jack!
King: This is it! My pick for the rumble, Reckless Jack!
Jack storms the ring and charges at AJ Phoenix, AJ ducks under and dives forwards as Jack connects with Jason Anderson and sends Anderson over the ropes.
Announcer: Jason Anderson has been eliminated!
Mr X and AJ have locked up, AJ gains the advantage and forces Mr X to one knee before using his own knee to it Mr x in the face! Doc is up, and Doc grabs Kuroi, turning him around and lfting him up for a suplex. Kuroi reverses it and instead front lifts Doc up and tries to send him over the ropes. Doc grabs onto the rope with his feet and tries to drag Kuroi with him.
Announcer: Entrant Number Twenty Five, Kevin Hardaway
Cole: Oh crap...here we go..
King: It's the Rockstar baby!
Hardaway storms the ring, he bypasses everyone and goes for Doc, slamming a fist into the back of his head, allowing Doc to get into the ring, just in time for Hardaway to nail him in the gut and throw him inbetween the middle ropes, Hardaway then himself climbs inbetween them and jumps up turning mid-air for a springboard moonsault onto Doc!
Cole: I can't believe what Kevin Hardaway just did!
King: I think he may have just taken Doc out of the running for the victory here tonight!
Reckless Jack and Shiyen are now involved in a brawl before Jack low blows Shiyen and then sets him up for a Reckless Killing!! Jack turns to eliminate Shiyen but is met with a big boot from Kuroi sending him through the ropes. AJ now runs off the ropes and jumps backwards pulling off a springboard flipping DDT on Kuroi!
King: I...I just can't believe what I'm seeing before me!
Announcer: Entrant Number Twenty Six, Shogun-Tron!
Cole: I didn't know any Tron's were entered into this Rumble.
King: That's because you can't see into.....THE FUTURE!
Shiyen is up slowly as Shogun Tron enters the ring. Shiyen meets him with a stepover takedown, before bouncing off the ropes and dropping a quick legdrop. AJ is on top of Kuroi delivering some mounted punches whereas outside Jack is slowly getting to his feet before Hardaway runs along the security barrier and jumps off executing a hurricarana on him!
Cole: ....I...just...wow.
Shiyen drags Shogun Tron to his feet and begins to hack at him like crazy with kick after kick after kick. AJ Phoenix is off Kuroi and Kuroi is on his feet. AJ whips him and Kuroi lifts his leg for a big boot, missing Shiyen and hitting Shogun, sending Shogun over the top rope and landing onto Kevin Hardaway.
Announcer: Shogun Tron has been eliminated!
King: What that was short lived...
Announcer: Entrant Number Twenty Seven, GQ Money
Cole: It's another member of The Enterprise!
GQ struts his stuff down to the ring but is met by one angry Reckless Jack as he gets to the bottom of the ramp. Jack decides to take his anger out on GQ, and he rolls him into the ring chasing after him. He then grabs GQ by the head, and he begins to slam his head into the turnbuckle, the crowd chant along. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN!! Jack then flings the pretty much unconscious GQ Money over the top rope.
Announcer: GQ Money has been eliminated!
Jack now turns into AJ Phoenix who punches him right in the face, before kicking him in the gut and nailing Jack with a Flaming Drop! The crowd mark out hard as AJ taunts Jack.
Announcer: Entrant Number Twenty Eight, Donald Faison AKA Scrubs, Dr. Turk!
The crowd go crazy as the special guest from the popular hit tv show Scrubs makes his way to the ring, dressed in full Scrub gear. He slides into the ring, and quite far at that. He spots Jack down on the mat and sees AJ who just looks really pleased to see Donald. Donald smirks and strikes a pose as AJ nods at him, before both duck as Kuroi comes flying towards them. Right behind him comes Shiyen who dives up and slams a kick right into the back of Kuroi, who then stumbles into the turnbuckle. Shiyen begins to deliver some harsh kicks to Kuroi but they don't seem to phase him as Kuroi grabs him by the throat and then throws Shiyen over the top rope!
Announcer: Shiyen has been eliminated!
Donald now runs to the opposite side of the ring right into a Mr X tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. AJ rolls Kuroi up, but releases it and snap dropkicks Kuroi in the face.
Announcer: Entrant Number Twenty Nine, Bruce Springsteen!!
Cole: What in the hell!?
Bruce slowly makes his way to the ring as the crowd cheer like crazy. AJ is locking in a submission on Kuroi whilst Mr X has Donald Faison hanging onto the ropes, trying to force him off. This lasts for a while as Springsteen is taking his time to talk to the fans.
King: This is kinda slowing the match down....
Announcer: Entrant Number Thirty, Scorpion!
King: A legend!!!
Scorps runs down to the ring just before Bruce Springsteen is allowed to enter. Scorps drops to his knees and begins to praise Bruce Springsteen. Bruce poses happily before he climbs into the ring, just as Mr X sends Donald Faison over in that direction, connecting with Springsteen and sending him over the top rope. Scorps sees this and complete anger takes over.
Cole: I'm gonna say...oh-oh...not good.
Donald panics as he begins to crawl away from Scorpion, pleading with him not to be eliminated. Scorps grabs Donald by his leg and drags him towards him as Donald kicks and screams like a {No Means No} victim. Mr X watches in amusement as Scorps picks up Donald and takes him to the end of the ring, this is where Mr X reacts, and lifts up Scorpions legs, sending both Scorps and Donald Faison over the ropes!
Announcer: Scorpion and Donald Faison have been eliminated!
Faison doesn't wait around for the angry Scorps, instead he runs off through the crowd.
Announcer: Entrant Number Thirty One, Dylan Phoenix!
Dylan charges the ring a head full of steam. He slides right in and takes Mr X down with a spinning wheel kick. He turns around and bumps into his brother, AJ. The two slap a high five before they turn around and get taken down with a hard double clothesline by Kuroi.
Cole: Brotherly love...
King: Yeah, that's what the XHF thinks of manly love...go Kuroi!
Announcer: Entrant Number Thirty Two, Price!
Cole: Wow, that seemed shorter than normal!
Price walks out, a look of determination on his face, yet still keeping his cocky demeanour. Price makes it to the ring where he sees Hardaway and Doc fist fighting outside the ring, the two end up brawling over the security barrier and off into the crowd. Reckless Jack has Mr X in a headlock on the floor and Kuroi is standing ontop of Dylan Phoenix, whilst AJ tries to get to his feet. Price rolls into the ring and charges AJ, slamming his knee right into AJ's head, much to the distaste of the crowd.
Cole: This crowd really hates Price..
King: When have they liked him?
Announcer: Entrant Number Thirty Three, MR T!
Cole: I pity the fo- *King slaps Cole*
Mr T waltzes into the ring before suddenly every single superstar in the ring turns on him and begins to beat the holy crap out of him. Price and Dylan hold him backwards over their knees as Kuroi whips Mr X off the ropes and lifts him up with a samoa neckbreaker, accept letting Mr X fall on to Mr T, and then finished off by AJ Phoenix doing a Flaming Spiral. Price then grabs Mr T's head and flings him over the top rope, before they all revert to their usual chaos.
Announcer: Mr T is eliminated!
King: Damn straight, fool!
Announcer: Entrant Number Thirty Four, Mongo the Destroyer!
Cole: It's the boss!!
Mongo runs down to the ring and slides in, going right after Mr X. A few others try to grab him but he ignores them and begins slamming his fists into Mr X. Mr X returns the volley with as much passion before Mongo knees him in the gut and throws him shoulder first inbetween the turnbuckles.
Announcer: Entrant Number Thirty Five, Marty Jannety!
Cole: .....
King: Seconded....
Marty Jannety tries to play to the crowd, but nobody gives a shit. He pumps himself up and charges the ring, he slides in and gets to his feet, running for Mongo, who sidesteps and sends Marty Jannety flying straight over the top rope and to the floor. Before the announcer can speak however...
- Janetty...YOUR FIRED!!!!Announcer: Marty Jannetty has been eliminated...and...ummm....fired!
King: Now thats how the XHF works!
Mr X is now back at Mongo, he charges at Mongo and Mongo welcomes the charge, the two brawling so intensly that they seem to ignore each other. Mongo and Mr X however seem to have forgotten the Rumble as they both begin to brawl their way up the ramp and all the way to the backstage.
Announcer: Entrant Number Thirty Six, Neil Flynn AKA Scrubs very own Janitor
The Janitor walks out with a mop in hand. He stands at the top of the ring and looks down at everyone and then around the crowd, making non commital gestures, before he makes his way down to the ring. Price and Dylan Phoenix are in a fist fight before Price uppercuts Dylan and busts Dylan's mouth forcing him to bleed. As the Janitor enters the ring, Price snatches the mop off him and hits Dylan in the gut before slamming it over Dylan's head. Jack and AJ are in a test of strength which is being won by Jack. Kuroi is biding his time to regain his energy in the corner. Doc and Hardaway are still off in the crowd fighting.
Announcer: Entrant Number Thirty Seven, Zach Braff, AKA Scrubs Doctor JD!
JD, or Zach Braff walks out onto the stage dressed in full luchalibre gear, taunting to the crowd, getting them fully behind him. He walks down to the ring and points towards the Janitor, before pointing towards his own eyes. The Janitor then does the same as Zach, Zach slides into the ring and The Janitor grabs him, lifting him up easily. Zach squeals and squirms commicly as he tries to get down. Then out of nowhere Kuroi slams an arm into Neil Flynn sending both members of the Scrubs cast over the top rope.
Announcer: Neil Flynn and Zach Braff have been eliminated.
Zach high tails it as the Janitor goes after him.
Announcer: Entrant Number Thirty Eight, Nelly Angel!
Cole: It's the XHF's own!
Nelly runs down to the ring and slides underneath Kuroi, he bounces off the ropes and comes back with a headscissors takedown on the XHF's Behemoth. The rest of the ring is just filled with fists flying everywhere. Price has got Dylan Phoenix on his shoulders in a death valley driver psotion, he moves towards the ropes...and sends him over the top!!!
Announcer: Dylan Phoenix has been eliminated!
AJ spots his brother but is obviously too late to save him. Nelly Angel has grabbed AJ and spins around with a tornado DDT.
Announcer: Entrant Number Thirty Nine, Ken the Box!
Cole: Wow, what a surprise entrant to the Rumble!
King: Hmm I might have to change my guess now......not.
Ken the Box runs out much to the crowds pleausre, an old XHF favourite. He charges the ring and ...er..slides into it. He and Nelly begin to team up as Nelly irish whips Box right into Kuroi, knocking Kuroi down, and then into Price, knocking Price down, before Reckless Jack pulls Box down hard from behind.
Announcer: Entrant Number Fourty, Chief Flaming Arrow!
The crowd greet Flaming Arrow with a mediocre response, none really caring about him as he does his sterotypical Indian or Native American routine. He slowly makes his way to the ring. Nelly Angel has hooked Reckless Jack into a fishermans suplex and executes the move. AJ has Price stuck in the turnbuckle and sets him up onto the top one, before Price low blows AJ, forcing AJ to fall off, Price then mimmicks AJ and jumps off with a mickey take Flaming Spiral. The crowd respond with intense hostility as Price simply mocks them.
King: See, Price is showing AJ how the move should be done.
Cole: Really? Because it looked to me like he messed it up..
King: Your an amateur Cole, just let it drop...
Announcer: Entrant Number Fourty One, Ron Gibson!
King: It's one half of Dirty Deal!
Gibson charges down the ring going right for Chief Flaming Arrow, nailing him right off with his signiture clothesline sending the Native American right over the top rope.
Announcer: Chief Flaming Arrow has been eliminated!
Mongo and Mr X are suddenly in the picture again as they battle right the way across the center of the ring, almost like a steam roller. Mr X whips Mongo off the ropes and on the return Mongo actually takes flight, catching Mr X and sending both men over the top rope!
King: Mongo flew!!!
Announcer: Mongo the Destroyer and Mr X have been eliminated!
Cole: My word...
However Mongo and Mr X don't stop fighting, instead they both brawl all the way up the stage and to the backstage area, off screens. Back in the ring Ron Gibson is hammering away at the face of Kuroi. Kuroi tries to block, but just can't from the furious swings of Gibson. Nelly Angel has whipped Price off the ropes, but Price pulls on the ropes to stop himself. Nelly charges at Price, and Price drops down, pulling the top rope with him.
Announcer: Nelly Angel is eliminated!
Meanwhile Reckless Jack has grabbed Gibson off of Kuroi. Jack whips Gibson off the ropes, but is grabbed from behind by Kuroi. On the rebound Gibson manages to jump up with a front dropkick to both Jack and Kuroi, sending both men over. Kuroi hits the floor, but Jack grabs the ropes, landing on the apron.
Announcer: Kuroi is eliminated!
Cole: That was close for Jack there!
King: Come on Jack! I bet fifty bucks on you!
Announcer: Entrant Number Fourty Two, Wayne Brady!
The crowd errupt for Wayne Brady who comes flying down the ramp and slides into the ring. Gibson tries to grab Jack, but Jack ducks under and thrusts his shoulder into Gibsons midsection, just as Brady gets there. Brady grabs Gibson by his trunks and throws him over the top ropes as Jack gets back in.
Announcer: Ron Gibson has been eliminated!
Ron isn't happy but he leaves anyway. As he leaves we catch a glimpse of the crowd and we see Doc being thrown into part of the stands by Kevin Hardaway. The crowd around the are watching as security tries to keep the superstars safe.
Cole: Now that was quite unexpected...
Jack however now grabs Wayne Brady from behind and throws him over the top rope!
Announcer: Wayne Brady has been eliminated!
King: Never turn your back on a coward like Jack!
Cole: I thought you were rooting for him?
King: I shouldn't have a mic.....
Announcer: Entrant Number Fourty Three, Spike Kane!
Cole: It's the God of Xtreme!!!
Spike breaks into a full blown sprint as he runs down to the ring. He flips inbetween the bottom and middle ropes and gets to his feet. Slamming a double axe handle into the back of AJ who is punching his fists into Price. Spike picks AJ up for a back body slam, as Price climbs onto the bottom turnbuckle, jumping off connecting with AJ for a double team, Price's part being a side-effect. Jack spots this and charges Spike, taking him down with a clothesline.
King: Spike and Price are on the same page here...
Cole: Chaos Theory, King..
Speaking of which, out from the crowd comes Chris Kahne!
Cole: What the!?
King: Holy crap...now I remember. He came out to beat up Joe Everyman and was declared as an entrant, but never actually entered the ring did he?
Cole: The mind games that Chaos Theory play...
Jack can't believe it as Chris Kahne comes after him and nails him with his own clothesline
Announcer: Entrant Number Fourty Four, Red Fusion!
Cole: This should even things up a little!
Fusion charges the ring, and Price meets him with a drop toe hold. Spike and Jack are now into a full blown fists fight. AJ Phoenix has gotten up and locked a sleeper hold on Chris Kahne. Hardaway is seen being thrown into the security barrier near the ring. Price takes Fusion over with a snapmare. Jack knees Spike in the gut and sends him shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Chris Kahne drops to the flaw with a reverse kawbreaker on AJ. Doc charges at Hardaway who ducks and sends Doc over the security barrier and back towards the ring.
King: I'm having trouble keeping track here Cole.
Announcer: Entrant Number Fourty Five, CK Owens!
The fans boo as the drunkard steps out onto the rampway. He staggers to the ring and climbs up on the apron. He goes towards where Spike and Jack are fighting. He grabs the both of them by their heads, but Spike and Jack both lift him up for a double suplex. They walk backwards, let his feet touch the floor then lift him back up before throwing him to the mat with a front suplex. But Spike trips and staggers towards the ropes, causing laughter to ensue from Jack and the crowd. CK Owens stands up and points at Spike, laughing, before vomiting into the audience and being escorted to the back.
Announcer: CK Owens has been eliminated!
With a mere second to taunt, Spike punches Jack and the fist fight ensues once more.
Cole: Well Jack and Spike worked together for an instant.
Spike gets the better of Jack and then runs off to stop Fusion from eliminating Price. Chris Kahne comes over and the three members of Chaos Theory all lift Red Fusion over the ropes. At this Jack and AJ nod to each other.
Announcer: Red Fusion has been eliminated!
Jack and AJ charge nailing a clothesline on Price and Kahne respectivley. Spike ducks and dodges out of the way as both AJ and Jack's clotheslines send Price and Kahne over the top rope.
Announcer: Chris Kahne and Price have been eliminated!
Announcer: Entrant Number Fourty Six, Curtis Kanyon!
Cole: The odds don't look good for Spike...
Kanyon charges and slows down as he gets to the ring. Jack and AJ go to charge at Spike, but Kanyon grabs Jacks feet, forcing him to fall to his feet. AJ charges Spike, but Spike counters by stepping aside and nailing a neckbreaker on AJ. Spike chances a glance around as he sees Hardaway and Doc back at the ring. Hardaway rolls Jack in and takes a breather before climbing back in himself.
King: Those two must be worn out to death...
Announcer: Entrant Number Fourty Seven, Obsidian!
Obsidian charges down and slides in next to Curtis Kanyon, but doesn't have a chance to react before Kevin Hardaway dropkicks him right back out of the ring. Kanyon notices this and leaves Jack.
Announcer: Obsidian has been eliminated!
Jack gets up and grabs Doc who had just got to his feet pulling off a spinning neckbreaker. Spike drags AJ to his feet and lifts AJ up for a powerbomb, but AJ reverses it into a hurricarana. AJ keeps it as if going for a pinfall but instead unleashes a flurry of punches to Spike's face.
Announcer: Entrant Number Fourty Eight, Death Trap!
King: And the Master of Puppets has arrived!
Death Trap also runs towards the ring. Kanyon now has Hardaway laying almost flat, but with his throat on the middle rope as Kanyon chokes him with it. Jack has Doc in the corner delivering a nice ten punch to him, and AJ is stalking Spike who is slowly getting to his feet. Spike spots Death Trap running in and drops back to the floor so that Death Traps wild clothesline hits AJ instead. Spike runs on his knees to the corner for safety. Doc now has the upper hand against Jack and has him in the air with a stalling suplex. Doc drops Jack fowards bouncing him off the ropes and releasing the suplex hold, switching it to a very painful looking DDT!
Cole: Holy crap, that was awesome!
King: I've never seen a maneuver like that before.
Announcer: Entrant Number Fourty Nine, Congo the Destroyer!
Congo comes out and the crowd go ape shit. In the ring we see now that Hardaway and Spike have locked up forcing each other into the turnbuckles as they make what looks like a lap around the ring. Death Trap has Kanyon trapped in the corner, eh? eh? AJ is conducting a ten count punch in the turnbuckle on Doc, whilst Jack lays in the middle of the ring trying to recover. Congo rolls in and he lifts Jack up, grabbing him by his head and throwing him over the top rope, but Jack, once again grabs the ropes, flipping himself around as he goes over, coming back through the ropes with a devastating dropkick to Congo. Spike punches Hardaway and Hardaway shoves Spike back, within seconds Spike nails Hardaway with a superfast superkick. AJ spots this and runs after Spike, but Spike quikcly slides out of the ring. Kanyon has charged into Death Trap, gut first and tackled him to the ground pounding Death Traps face.
Cole: This has to be, the best match I have ever witnessed.
Announcer: Entrant Number Fifty, Pagnus!
Now this...gets one hell of a reaction from the crowd. Pagnus walks out, kind of. Not really knowing what to do he follows the only path, that of the ring. Inside we see Spike trying to get Hardaway over the ropes. Jack trying to get Congo up, Doc and AJ are now on the floor rolling around punching each other. Death Trap is awaiting Kanyon to get to his feet. Pagnus rolls into the ring and dives at Death Trap taking him down and mauling at him. Suddenly everyone in the ring stops, realising who's in the ring. Hardaway drops to the apron and rolls back into the ring. Doc and AJ stop fighting and get to their feet. Jack looks around as if conducting a mass attack. Jack holds up three fingers, then takes one down, then the other. Jack, Hardaway, Doc, AJ, and Congo charge at Pagnus and begin to attack him trying to save Death Trap from one hell of a mauling. Spike and Kanyon however have slidden out of the ring, acknowledging each other and how smart they are.
Cole: What a bunch of cowards!
King: Well why don't you go down there and help Cole?
Spike and Kanyon slide in some chairs, and come in with one each. They charges and nail Pagnus together, forcing him off of Death Trap. Now everybody in the ring works together to force Pagnus to and eventually....almost....nearly...over the ropes!!
Announcer: Pagnus has been eliminated!
King: That took a lot of teamwork.
Cole: Er...King..
Announcer: Entrant Number Fifty One, CR!
CR walks out as the rest of the combatants realise that there are now four steel chairs in the ring. Two being held by Spike and Curtis Kanyon respectivley. Spike throws his to Death Trap and runs to the corner of the ring, as Kanyon charges Jack. Kanyon swings and Jack ducks, Kanyons swing going wild, hitting the ropes and firing back at himself. Hardaway tries to grab the chair off of Death Trap, but Death Trap pulls it back, Hardaway yanks and Death Trap let's it go, forcing it into Hardaways gut. Hardaway recoils and Death Trap slams the chair across his back forcing him to the mat. AJ and Doc charge Spike who leaps up with a crossbody, but the two men catch him. Spike wriggles angrily trying to break free, before AJ and Doc fling Spike backwards with a fallaway slam, sending Spike outside under the bottom ring. The crowd errupt with cheers. Reckless Jack has picked the chair up from Kanyon. CR stands behind Congo waiting for him to turn around, he does so and CR pokes Congo in the eyes before snapping a quick elbow into Congo, but Jack launches at Congo with a steel chair shot sending him backwards over the top rope and then he does the same to CR who just doesn't see it coming.
Announcer: Congo the Destroyer and Code Red have been eliminated!
Cole: Well Jack is totalling up his number of eliminations!
Announcer: Entrant Number Fifty Two, Rage!
The raging redneck runs down to the ring and pulls Jacks feet from underneath him and drags him out of the ring, forcing Jack to land on his back. Death Trap goes for AJ with the chair, but AJ kicks Death Trap in the gut and takes the chair off him throwing it out of the ring. Doc however has picked up one of the unclaimed ones and places it under Hardaways face as he begins to climb the turnbuckle. Kanyon is trying to get up, using the ropes. Spike spots the chair outside as he slowly gets to his feet.
Cole: I think we're reaching fever pitch here King.
Kanyon inadvertedly puls the ropes as he climbs up, forcing Doc to lose his balance and slip, landing on his crown jewels on the top turnbuckle. Hardaway takes this chance to snap up quickly and runs up the turnbuckle grabbing Doc with a double underhook DDT off the turnbuckle and onto the chair Doc had placed under Hardaways head!
King: Dear lord, that looked horrific!
Announcer: Entrant Number Fifty Three, Alex Adams!
Alex Adams runs down to the ring, getting tripped up by Rage as he collapses into the ring, smacking his face off the apron. Rage grins before he turns around right into a steel chair shot from Spike Kane. Spike rolls Rage into the ring and follows suit. Jack gets to his feet and locks a headlock on Alex Adams, adding to Adams pain. Spike sets the chair up as he whips Rage off the ropes, on the return Spike drop toe holds Rage face first onto the chair. AJ Phoenix has Death Trap set up, and nails another Flaming Drop, this time on DT. Doc lays out cold in the center of the ring. Hardaway and Kanyon are in a fist fight in one corner.
Cole: Enough with the chairs god dammit!
Spike does indeed throw the chair out of the ring, the ring now being chair free. Reckless Jack slides Alex Adams into the ring rolling in after him. Spike stalks Rage. AJ drags Death Trap to the ropes trying to force him over. Kanyon drops to the mat in the corner as Hardaway chokes him with his foot. Jack whips Adams off the ropes and follows him, diving forewards with a diving forearm, sending Alex over the ropes as Spike lifts Rage up for a Spike Impailer.
Announcer: Alex Adams has been eliminated!
On the other side of the ring Spike has Rage vertical for the Spike Impailer, but instead he moves to the ropes and just DROPS Rage over, landing pretty much on his head!
Announcer: Rage has been eliminated!
Cole: I think Spike had some unfinished business with Rage.
King: Looks like it's finished now, if not Rage's career....get some EMT's.
Announcer: Entrant Number Fifty Four, Mark Goode!
Mark Goode runs down to the ring, the fans roaring him on. He slams a fist into Reckless Jack and Jack stumbles backwards. AJ Phoenix hits Spike with a reverse DDT. Doc is up on his feet but is taken back down by Curtis Kanyon with a GORE!!!
King: GORE! GORE! GORE!
Cole: Curtis Kanyon just broke Doc in half!
Hardaway grabs Mark Goode and throws him into the turnbuckle, following him with a huge splash. Jack stumbles back to his feet as AJ comes his way, Jack hooks him and nails a double underhook backbreaker.
King: I think our superstars are getting too tired.
Announcer: Entrant Number Fifty Five, Curtis Bauer!
Bauer charges the ring going right after Kanyon. He jumps on him with a Lou Thez Press. Bauer slams fist after fist into Kanyon before he gets bored and gets up. He then goes after Spike, but Spike pulls him down so as Bauers face smashes into the tunbuckle. Spike gets up and is met with a diving kick to the face from Jack. Spike falls to the mat once more, as does Jack due to tiredness. Hardaway hooks Goode for a suplex, but Goode drops behind him and executes one of his own on the Rockstar.
Cole: This is getting insane.
King: I've ran out of funny comments.
Bauer slowly gets to his feet to go after Kanyon once more but Kanyon converts Bauer's momentum against him lifting him up as if going for a samoan neckbreaker, but in fact letting his momentum carry him over the top rope!
Announcer: Curtis Bauer is eliminated!
King: Ha...useless turd.
Announcer: Entrant Number Fifty Six, William Spencer!
Willy comes out bearing a kendo stick in hand. He rushes the ring and begins swinging wildly. He connects to Curtis Kanyon, he connects to Spike, he connects to Hardaway. AJ ducks underneath and hits an enziguri.
King: Notice how Willy hit all the people who can take a hit? huh? huh?
Announcer: Entrant Number Fifty Seven, Hardcore Harold Campbell!
Harry limps to the ring, knowing that he was in that brutal XHF title match eariler. Willy is back to his feet, but Harry grabs him from the front with a belly to belly suplex sending William Spencer over the top rope, shortly followed by Mark Goode clotheslining Harry over the top rope.
Announcer: William Spencer and Harold Campbell have been eliminated.
Cole: Well Harry has bigger fish to fry.
King: He already had a title shot and a chance to go to Night of Champions himself anyway!
Announcer: Entrant Number Fifty Eight, Snake!
Snake makes his way down to the ring. Spike lays in a corner, Hardaway opposite him. Doc uses a turnbuckle to stay on his feet, Jack opposite him does the same. Death Trap stands in the center, AJ not too far away. Mark Goode looks towards the stage as Spike and Hardaway quickly jump at the chance to lift him up and send him over the top rope!
Announcer: Mark Goode is eliminated!!
Cole: That was just cold!
Snake enters as Spike and Hardaway go at it. Kanyon and Doc fly at each other, and so do AJ and Death Trap. Snake looks around as Jack charges him. Snake dodges Jack as Jack hits the turnbuckle, he then comes back and Snake Bite!!
Announcer: Entrant Number Fifty Nine, The Ace!
King: Too many Brits...too many Brits!
The Ace walks out playing to the fans. He charges the ring and slides right into the center. Snake charges him but Ace ducks and sends Snake flying into the turnbuckle. Ace runs after him executing a splash on him. Ace then whips Snake, but pulls him back, kneeing him in the gut before stepping back and calling for it....and...FAMEACER!
Cole: What a breath of fresh air this is!
The crowd errupt as The Ace hits one of his signiture moves of Snake. He then drags Snake to the ropes and begins to lift him over the ropes. Soon enough Spike joins him, helping The Ace push Snake over. Snake clings to the ropes screaming. On the opposite side Kanyon has tried to get Doc over, Kevin Hardaway helping him.
Announcer: Entrant Number Sixty, Tara Fenix!
King: Considering what we saw earlier tonight I'm interested to see what goes on with Spike and Tara!
Tara runs down to the ring, her X*Crown Title noticably not around her waist. She slides into the ring and grabs Kanyon from behind planting him with a DDT and then doing the same to Hardaway to save Doc from being eliminated. Doc thanks Tara before he's tackled to the ground by Death Trap. Tara has gone to help Spike and The Ace. With three people Snake can't hold on and he falls to the mat.
Announcer: Snake has been eliminated!
Ace looks at Spike before swinging. Spike ducks and Ace connects with Tara. Spike spares Tara a look of concern before he grabs The Ace from behind and nails a bulldog. Death Trap has whiped Doc off the ropes and nails a huge powerslam on the return. Hardaway has Kanyon locked in the choke hold Kanyon had on him earlier with the ropes. Reckless Jack and AJ Phoenix are exchanging blows in the turnbuckle, neither man having the upper hand.
Announcer: Entrant Number Sixty One, James Mueller!
Mueller runs down to the ring much to the cheers of the crowd. Mueller goes right after The Ace, nailing punch after punch after punch, before The Ace pushes him off and Tara Fenix grabs him from behind nailing a German Suplex.
King: Looks like Mueller made the wrong choice there!
Tara rolls through with the german, not letting go of Mueller twisting both their bodies, locking Mueller in an odd leglock. Mueler cries out in pain.
Announcer: Entrant Number Sixty Two, Deathtrain!
The Walking Nightmare makes his appearence as he storms the ring. He ploughs through Spike Kane with a clothesline, and he takes down Doc and The Ace too, before Kevin Hardaway whips him right into Curtis Kanyon who gores Deathtrain so superbly that Deathtrain goes over the top rope!
Announcer: Deathtrain has been eliminated!
Mueller and Tara are on their feet. Mueller swings at Tara, Tara ducks and grabs Muellers legs, lifting him upside down and to the outside.
Announcer: James Mueller is eliminated!
King: No!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!
Announcer: Entrant Number Sixty Three, Slain!
Slain runs right down the rampway and slides into the ring he runs at Spike, Spike simply ducks and Slain throws himself over the top rope with his own momentum.
Announcer: Slain has been eliminated....
Cole: We have a few contenders for quickest elimination don't we....
Spike smirks as Death Trap comes from behind. He pushes Spike, and Spike reacts, pushing him back the two then delve into a fist fight. Tara and Doc are working together to beat down Hardaway and Kanyon. The Ace and Reckless Jack are in the middle of a double suplex on poor AJ Phoenix.
Announcer: Entrant Number Sixty Four, Isaamu!
Isaamu runs down to the ring and tries to avoid going for anybody in particular. He climbs into the ring and spots The Ace and Jack double teaming AJ. He runs over and ducks inbetween the ropes preparing an attack. Death Trap has Spike in an abdominal stretch, Spike cries out as there's no way to stop the submission hold. Doc holds up Kanyon as Tara chops him across the chest, before Hardaway ducks under Tara and lifts her up before dropping her down with an electric chair drop.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Final Entrant, Entrant number Sixty Five, El Combatiente!
Cole: Ladies and gentlemen this is it, it's all out war from here on out!
El Combatiente speeds down the ramp and slides into the ring. Isaamu shouts at Jack and The Ace as he jumps onto the top rope from the outside to spirngboard over, but El combatiente jumps off the bent over form of AJ Phoenix to dropkick Isaamu backwards and out to the floor!
Announcer: Isaamu is eliminated!
King: We're down to the final ten Cole!!
Cole: This is where things pick up, the last ten and no more to come...
King: That's what last means Cole....
Curtis Kanyon gives Doc a swift kick to the genitalia before somebody emerges from the crowd. The crowd of course are going mental. Kanyon turns around to see Scorps with a baseball bat. He's on the apron and he slams it over Kanyon's head before hooking him and lifting him over the ropes with a suplex to the outside!
Announcer: Curtis Kanyon has been eliminated!
Scorps drops the bat next to Kanyon as he lays there in pain before disappearing off through the crowd again.
Cole: Can you believe that? Scorpion just came out of nowhere and cost Curtis Kanyon his chance at the Night of Champions Main Event!
Back in the ring we see Death Trap lifting Tara over the ropes. She's in real trouble before Spike low blows Death Trap from behind allowing Tara to scamper back into the ring. Spike lifts up Death Trap and send shim over, but Death Trap uses his upper body strength to keep his feet off the floor. He pulls himself upwards and begins to flip over as he is vertical however Spike dropkicks him right in the back, forcing him to let go and take a nasty fall to the outside of the ring.
Announcer: Death Trap has been eliminated!
Death Trap is furious as he gets to his feet, looking a little worse for wear after the bump. Spike leans over the ropes holding up three fingers taunting Death Trap. Death Trap challenges Spike and Spike simply waves the three fingers, before Death Trap jumps up and grabs Spike's arm, pulling him over the top rope and down to the floor!
Announcer: Spike Kane has been eliminated!!
Cole: Did you see that? What was Spike doing?
King: Well it's the third time Spike has taken Death Trap out of a multi-man match. Last years Rumble when Spike won, and the Xtraction match not so long ago....
Cole: Well Spike paid for his showboating!
Spike is on his feet and is unleashing a flurry of fists on Death Trap. DT tries to fight back but figures defending is better as the two brawl up the ramp. Spike loses his temper and dives on DT as the two roll behind the curtain fighting.
King: Looks like there'll be more to see from those two.
Tara and Doc now double team on El Combatiente as Jack sits in the corner being somped on by The Ace. AJ and Hardaway are having a sluggish fist fight, both men really feeling the rigours. Doc whips El Combatiente to the turnbuckle and then whips Tara towards him. Tara jumps but El Combatiente moves and Tara clears the turnbuckle! She lands hard on the outside!
Announcer: Tara Fenix is eliminated!
Doc rushes El Combatiente as he looks over at Tara, and he hooks his legs lifting him up and over to the outside!
Announcer: El Combatiente has been eliminated!
Meanwhile, Jack and Joe Everyman are both starting to talk some smack to one another. Everyman points to himself, and Jack just grins, and nods his head. He goes to turn, and EVeryman hits him from behind! Everyman turns Jack around and leans him into the ropes! He delivers a few knife edge chops to Jack, then backs up. He goes for a clothsline, but Jack back body drops Everyman, sending him flying over the top rope and to the mat below!
Announcer: Joe Everyman has been eliminated!
Cole: Final five King, final five!
Hardaway now goes after Doc deliver a kick to the gut and he goes for the Asylum Bomb, but Doc wriggles around a little forcing Hardaway to lose his balance, Hardaway goes towards the ropes and Doc leans backwards grabbing the rope and pulling Hardaway out with a hurricarana!
Announcer: Kevin Hardaway is eliminated!
Hardaway cannot believe it as he lays on all fours outside. Back inside the Ace is being dominated by AJ, before Jack swings a clothesline at AJ. AJ ducks and Jack connects with Ace, before Doc crossbody's Jack. AJ stalks The Ace, as the Ace gets up AJ, launches forwards with a superkick and sends Ace over the ropes!
Announcer: The Ace has been eliminated!
Before AJ can celebrate however, Doc lifts him up and over the ropes himself!!
Announcer: AJ Phoenix has been eliminated!
Cole: Final two!!!
King: We can count...
Doc and Jack stand apposed each other. The crowd are on their feet. The two lock up and go for a strength battle which Jack wins forcing Doc into the corner. Doc however ducks under and pushes Jack into the corner. He then lifts Jack up trying to push him over the ropes.
King: This could be it!
But Jack clings on for dear life with both legs and one arm as he punches the hell out of Doc. Doc releases him and falls back. Jack drops down and as Doc turns around..RECKLESS KILLING! The crowd go absolutley crazy as Jack stumbles backwards to the turnbuckle obviously tired as hell. The crowd chant for how great this match is.
Cole: Doc is finished...but it doesn't look like Jack can finish the job!
Doc suddenly nips up, much to the amazement of EVERYBODY as he slams his foot right into Jacks face with a Genicide Kick!
King: Holy jeepers!
Jack collapses and so does Doc. Both men laying on the ground. The crowd cheer and chant as loud as they possibly can trying to get behind these two great young atheletes when suddenly...Kevin Hardaway is back in the ring, he never left ringside.
Cole: What the?
Hardaway jumps onto the turnbuckle and taunts before he jumps of with the Hope Is... he lands perfectly on Doc! The crowd boo like crazy as Hardaway drags Doc to the ropes, laying him on the top one before sliding back out of the ring.
Cole: This is daylight robbery.
King: Hardaway is getting revenge, Doc took everything away from him!
Jack is on his feet and he spots Doc on his feet using the ropes to support himself. Jack looks to the crowd and points to the lockeroom, shouting out M G K, ala the RVD chant. He slams his foot once, twice, and then as Doc comes to his senses and turns around Jack nails him with a superkick sending him over the top rope and to the cold floor!
Announcer: Doc has been eliminated, ladies and gentlemen, the winner....RECKLESS JACK!!!!
Cole: Oh my god, he did it! He won!
King: Reckless Jack is going to Night of Champions!
Cole: With a tainted victory may it be, Jack got it done!
Hardaway goes over to the fallen Doc and just looks at him then looks at a stunned Reckless Jack as he just turns around, not doing nothing and heads out of the arena, letting Reckless Jack celebrate the win as the ref raises his arms, with Jack screaming and getting up on the top rope, fireworks and pyro going off inside Monster Park as the fans are roaring over Reckless Jack's win. The XHF logo is presented on the right as the 2007 edition of the XHF Rumble comes to a close. Good night everybody!
