Post by "The High Roller" Wesley Crane on Nov 5, 2024 11:42:48 GMT -5
We find “The High Roller” Wesley Crane sitting on his Italian leather sofa inside his Presidential Suite at the “Wesley Crane Turning Stone Casino and Resort.” He has the WUK World Extreme Championship laying on his lap and the WUK World Tag Team Championship laying on the sofa next to him. He looks around the room and closes in on his “Wall of Achievements”... Sitting in a glass case is a WUK World Heavyweight Championship, the WUK British TV Championship, the Two Kingdoms Championship and a plaque, awarded to him for winning the first ever Battle of Britain elimination match at the Battle of Britain I premium live event. Wesley looks over at the WUK World Tag Team championship and rubs his left hand over it.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Damn it feels good to be this damn good.”
In Wesley’s right hand is a cup of coffee from his favorite beanery in Brazil. The Samsung “The Wall” 219 inch TV (that legitimately costs $308,120.56) sits across from him. It’s election day in the United States so during a commercial break there’s an ad for one of the Presidential nominees. Wesley shakes his head.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “America’s fucked.”
The commercial ends and SportsCenter (American sports, man!) comes back on to show the New York Knicks lost to the Houston Rockets in the basketball game last night. Immediately, Wesley shouts out another curse word.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Well fuck me sideways. There goes $25,000 down the drain.”
There’s a knock on the door. Wesley looks annoyed, wanting to be alone on this Tuesday morning. Instead of getting up, he yells out.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “COME IN!”
The door opens and in walks Nicholas “Honest” Cage. The young wrestler walks in with a goofy grin on his face. He has a coffee of his own in his left hand and a paper bag rolled up in his right hand. He walks over to the sofa and tosses the bag on Wesley’s lap. Wesley opens the bag and gets a smile on his face.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Nice.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Wake -n- Bake?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Hell yes. What are we smoking today?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “I got this from Willie Nelson’s tour bus driver, Kevin.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “From Willie Nelson’s tour bus driver?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Yes, Kevin was his name.”
Wesley never knows if he can believe Nic or not. After all, his middle name is “Honest.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Sweet.”
Nic reaches behind his ear and pulls out a joint. He tosses it to Wesley for him to light it. He places his coffee down on the stand next to the sofa. He lights the joint and hits it a couple of times before passing it back to Nic. Wesley picks his coffee back up and takes a sip.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Okay, first things first, how’s your brother? Can we expect to see a Rage and Cage reunion soon?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Thank you for asking. He’s healing up and in good spirits, but we’ve still got a little while before we can get back in the ring. When he does come back though, I believe he’s going to want to chase down the Commonwealth championship again.”
Wesley looks as if he’s thinking hard about this. Nic hits the joint a couple of times and then passes it back to Wesley. Wesley hits it a couple times himself and then passes it back to Nic.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Interesting. How about you? You thinking about going on a singles run?”
Nic laughs, mid hit, and starts coughing uncontrollably. Once he stops coughing he starts talking.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Nah, I’m good. I’ve never been one to want a solo career in wrestling.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “So what’s your plans then?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “A podcast!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “A podcast, huh? What’s your podcast going to be about?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Wrestling, American Sports, Marijuana and more.”
Wesley raises an eyebrow.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Interesting.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Yeah, I’ll have all sorts of guests on the show. We can share some stories, smoke some flower and drink coffee. I’ll call it Coughee and Curse Words. I think it’ll be a huge hit.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I like it. Coughee and Curse Words. It has a ring to it.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Good, so will you do me a solid and be my first guest on the show?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Sure, you let me know when, and I’ll be there… but I want to see the questions before you ask them, deal?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Deal! This is going to be so badass!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Good. I hate to smoke your weed and then kick you out, but I’ve got Katie coming here soon.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Good, I can take a hint. I’ll facetime you when I know the schedule for the podcast.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “A text is fine.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Yes, right. Okay, I’ll see you soon.”
Nic hurries along. He opens the door to the Presidential suite and starts to leave. As he’s leaving, he jumps from being scared. Standing there is Katie Moss, the lead interviewer for Wrestle: United Kingdom, and Wesley Crane’s “lady-friend” for the past two years.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Jeebus! You scared me half to death.”
Katie grins.
Katie Moss: “Maybe you should cut back on the weed.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Ha! You’re funny. See ya later… oh, hey, would you be a guest on my podcast?”
Katie looks confused. You can never tell if Nic is being truthful or “honest” like he likes to call it.
Katie Moss: “Uh, sure.”
Nic starts heading to the elevator.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “You’re the best. I’ll have my people call your people.”
The elevator opens and Nic disappears as the doors close up. Katie just shakes her head and enters Wesley’s suite. She smells the aroma around her and makes a gagging face. She walks over to the sofa where Wesley is sitting. She leans over and gives him a quick little kiss. She then takes Wesley’s coffee and takes a sip of it. She walks over to the matching Italian leather chair and takes a seat.
Katie Moss: “So, Nic’s starting a podcast, huh?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Uh, that’s what I’m told.”
Katie Moss: “How long do we think it’ll last?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Hey, ya never know, maybe it’ll be a big success. He’s got the personality for it, that’s for sure.”
Katie Moss: “Fair enough.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “So, you ready for a massage?”
Katie gets a huge smile on her face. She stands up. Wesley places the WUK World Extreme Championship off his lap and places it next to the WUK World Tag Team Championship. He then lifts his shirt up and turns around, showing off his back to Katie.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Perfect, I’ve got a horrible knot right about here. Make sure you really dig in deep to get it out. I gotta be ready for this tag team championship match.”
Now knowing that she’s not getting a massage, she slaps Wesley across the back of his head.
Katie Moss: “It’d be nice if YOU gave ME a massage every once in a while, ya know!?!”
Katie walks past Wesley and heads for the door.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “But baby…”
The door slams shut. Wesley shrugs his shoulders and plops back down on the sofa as the camera fades.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Damn it feels good to be this damn good.”
In Wesley’s right hand is a cup of coffee from his favorite beanery in Brazil. The Samsung “The Wall” 219 inch TV (that legitimately costs $308,120.56) sits across from him. It’s election day in the United States so during a commercial break there’s an ad for one of the Presidential nominees. Wesley shakes his head.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “America’s fucked.”
The commercial ends and SportsCenter (American sports, man!) comes back on to show the New York Knicks lost to the Houston Rockets in the basketball game last night. Immediately, Wesley shouts out another curse word.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Well fuck me sideways. There goes $25,000 down the drain.”
There’s a knock on the door. Wesley looks annoyed, wanting to be alone on this Tuesday morning. Instead of getting up, he yells out.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “COME IN!”
The door opens and in walks Nicholas “Honest” Cage. The young wrestler walks in with a goofy grin on his face. He has a coffee of his own in his left hand and a paper bag rolled up in his right hand. He walks over to the sofa and tosses the bag on Wesley’s lap. Wesley opens the bag and gets a smile on his face.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Nice.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Wake -n- Bake?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Hell yes. What are we smoking today?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “I got this from Willie Nelson’s tour bus driver, Kevin.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “From Willie Nelson’s tour bus driver?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Yes, Kevin was his name.”
Wesley never knows if he can believe Nic or not. After all, his middle name is “Honest.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Sweet.”
Nic reaches behind his ear and pulls out a joint. He tosses it to Wesley for him to light it. He places his coffee down on the stand next to the sofa. He lights the joint and hits it a couple of times before passing it back to Nic. Wesley picks his coffee back up and takes a sip.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Okay, first things first, how’s your brother? Can we expect to see a Rage and Cage reunion soon?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Thank you for asking. He’s healing up and in good spirits, but we’ve still got a little while before we can get back in the ring. When he does come back though, I believe he’s going to want to chase down the Commonwealth championship again.”
Wesley looks as if he’s thinking hard about this. Nic hits the joint a couple of times and then passes it back to Wesley. Wesley hits it a couple times himself and then passes it back to Nic.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Interesting. How about you? You thinking about going on a singles run?”
Nic laughs, mid hit, and starts coughing uncontrollably. Once he stops coughing he starts talking.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Nah, I’m good. I’ve never been one to want a solo career in wrestling.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “So what’s your plans then?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “A podcast!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “A podcast, huh? What’s your podcast going to be about?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Wrestling, American Sports, Marijuana and more.”
Wesley raises an eyebrow.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Interesting.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Yeah, I’ll have all sorts of guests on the show. We can share some stories, smoke some flower and drink coffee. I’ll call it Coughee and Curse Words. I think it’ll be a huge hit.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “I like it. Coughee and Curse Words. It has a ring to it.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Good, so will you do me a solid and be my first guest on the show?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Sure, you let me know when, and I’ll be there… but I want to see the questions before you ask them, deal?”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Deal! This is going to be so badass!”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Good. I hate to smoke your weed and then kick you out, but I’ve got Katie coming here soon.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Good, I can take a hint. I’ll facetime you when I know the schedule for the podcast.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “A text is fine.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Yes, right. Okay, I’ll see you soon.”
Nic hurries along. He opens the door to the Presidential suite and starts to leave. As he’s leaving, he jumps from being scared. Standing there is Katie Moss, the lead interviewer for Wrestle: United Kingdom, and Wesley Crane’s “lady-friend” for the past two years.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Jeebus! You scared me half to death.”
Katie grins.
Katie Moss: “Maybe you should cut back on the weed.”
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “Ha! You’re funny. See ya later… oh, hey, would you be a guest on my podcast?”
Katie looks confused. You can never tell if Nic is being truthful or “honest” like he likes to call it.
Katie Moss: “Uh, sure.”
Nic starts heading to the elevator.
Nicholas “Honest” Cage: “You’re the best. I’ll have my people call your people.”
The elevator opens and Nic disappears as the doors close up. Katie just shakes her head and enters Wesley’s suite. She smells the aroma around her and makes a gagging face. She walks over to the sofa where Wesley is sitting. She leans over and gives him a quick little kiss. She then takes Wesley’s coffee and takes a sip of it. She walks over to the matching Italian leather chair and takes a seat.
Katie Moss: “So, Nic’s starting a podcast, huh?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Uh, that’s what I’m told.”
Katie Moss: “How long do we think it’ll last?”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Hey, ya never know, maybe it’ll be a big success. He’s got the personality for it, that’s for sure.”
Katie Moss: “Fair enough.”
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “So, you ready for a massage?”
Katie gets a huge smile on her face. She stands up. Wesley places the WUK World Extreme Championship off his lap and places it next to the WUK World Tag Team Championship. He then lifts his shirt up and turns around, showing off his back to Katie.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “Perfect, I’ve got a horrible knot right about here. Make sure you really dig in deep to get it out. I gotta be ready for this tag team championship match.”
Now knowing that she’s not getting a massage, she slaps Wesley across the back of his head.
Katie Moss: “It’d be nice if YOU gave ME a massage every once in a while, ya know!?!”
Katie walks past Wesley and heads for the door.
“The High Roller” Wesley Crane: “But baby…”
The door slams shut. Wesley shrugs his shoulders and plops back down on the sofa as the camera fades.
