..::AXW on TV! 1/1/18 [LIVE]::..
Dec 23, 2017 13:19:38 GMT -5
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ANONYMOUS XTREME WRESTLING PRESENTS...
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..::AXW ON TV!::..
..::Taped in the New Bingley Hall, Birmingham, England::..
..::January 1st::..
..::11 PM - On the XHF Network & Spike TV::..
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..::RINGSIDE::..
Derrick Donovan: Welcome everyone, to the New Year, to 2018! I'm Derrick Donovan, and besides me is my good friend and broadcasting colleague, "Boom! Boom!" BB Gunn! What a show we have for you tonight!
BB Gunn: Wooo, you're sure right about that, Dono! 2018 will be the year that AXW runs the wrestling world, mark my words!
Derrick Donovan: Well not only will 2018 be the year of AXW, we kick it off with the second EVER edition of AXW on TV! Tonight, we come from the New Bingley Hall in Birmingham England! You know, BB, I'm surprised we were even permitted back into this country after what happened last time we were here, we set a venue on fire, the London Fire Brigade was called in, it was like the Great Fire of London all over again!
BB Gunn: Well WE didn't set it on fire, Duke Kosloff did! But we made him pay at Xtraction!
Derrick Donovan: We sure did!
[The arena turns semi dark as some heavy metal rifs play over the PA. A signature metal vocalists voice cuts through the air.]
"IF YOU DON'T KNOW THIS SONG, TURN THE FUCK AROUND AND WALK ON HOME! SYNYSTER, HIT THIS SHIT!"
[The song "Walk" by Pantera begins to play and the entire arena is either headbanging, stomping, or doing something to the rhythm of the song. All of a sudden, Anomoly pops out of the floor, headbanging and dancing with the music as the vocals play. He gets about halfway down the ramp before pausing and striking a pose.]
"RE! SPECT! WALK!"
[With every syllable of that last piece, Anomoly strikes a different pose and a burst of pyro comes from the stage, making cool action shots. He then runs and slides into the ring and hops on the middle turnbuckle.]
"RE! SPECT! WALK!"
[Again, with each syllable comes another pose and this time, pyro from the ring corners, except for the one Anomoly stands at. He then hops down and stands in his corner, bouncing a bit, trying to contain all his inner energy.]
BB Gunn: This is the man who will be facing The Storm Crow NEXT week, for the AXW Championship!
Derrick Donovan: Well, that's if he can get through Sang-Hyun Lee first, poor Lee missed out on the opportunity to the number one contendership, that's why he fights for it tonight! But the question is, has Lee fully recovered from that vicious assault by Ozymandias at Xtraction?
[The Anomoly looks at the crowd and raises his arms in the air, they all cheer, he smiles before looking at the camera and motioning a championship around his waist.]
[The opening rifs begin to play softly as we focus on the Revoltron. We stars and a huge gate opening taking us back to the stage where we see a bright spot light in the midst of darkness. Fans have there phone lights on and it looks like stars in the night sky. Sang-Hyun comes out into the spot light and looks around at the fans before heading down the ramp.]
"혹시 오늘 널 찾을 수 있을까
하는 생각에 Oh 잠을 설치고
The star is shining brightly
but I can’t see the star
어디로 사라진 걸까 ah
오늘도 역시 보고 싶어 darling"
[Sang-Hyun gets into the ring and points to the sky before he points at all of the fans and pounds his chest before kissing his fist and throwing up the "i love you" hand sign. He walks back to his corner afterwards.]
[DING! DING!]
Derrick Donovan: We are under-way!
[Both men meet each other at the middle, Lee puts out his hand for the Anomoly to shake, his warrior's pride showing clearly.]
[The Anomoly shoves his middle fingers up in Lee's face, flipping Kira quite literally. The crowd react with a few cheers and a few boos, he's rather crude, but he doesn't care.]
BB Gunn: Damn...
[The Anomoly kicks Lee in the gut before dropping him with a snap-DDT! Lee's head hitting the mat hard before bouncing up and falling back down again.]
[The Anomoly proceeds to get back to his feet and wait for Sang-Hyun Lee to arise.]
[When he does so, Anomoly goes for a discus forearm, but Lee ducks and The Anomoly goes crashing against the ropes. On the rebound, Lee hits him with a massive jumping clothesline, Anomoly hitting the mat with a thud.]
Derrick Donovan: Now that looked impressive!
[Lee kip-flips back to his feet and looks at the crowd, all pumped up. He shouts "Woooo!" and they all "Woooo!" back with him, he smiles before looking back at The Anomoly, poised for another jumping clothesline.]
[Thud! He hits it again and The Anomoly hits the mat with thunderous intent.]
BB Gunn: This kiddo is taking the lead, Dono!
[Lee kip-flips up again, looks at the crowd and shouts "One more time!".]
[The Anomoly staggers to his feet.]
[Lee dives at him for a final jumping clothesline.]
[SUPERKICK!]
Derrick Donovan: Oh my!
[Lee's face connects hard with the boot of Anomoly! He drops to the mat, limp, as The Anomoly regains his composure.]
BB Gunn: Now that's how you shut-up an opponent, Dono!
[The Anomoly makes a quick cover as the referee counts the pin!]
[...ONE...]
[...TWO...]
[...KICKOUT...]
[Lee just manages to get his shoulder up, he holds his face in pain!]
[The Anomoly, smirks, before standing up and stomping and kicking down upon Sang-Hyun, telling him to stay down.]
Derrick Donovan: Come on Lee!
[The Anomoly calls for Lee to rise and Anomoly bounces off of the ropes, looking for a lariat!]
[He hits it and Lee falls to the mat once more!]
[Anomoly makes another cover.]
[...ONE...]
[...TWO...]
[...KICKOUT...]
Derrick Donovan: Lee with another kick out!
[The Anomoly looks over at the referee and makes sure that it was a two count and not three. The referee argues with him for a bit whilst Lee uses the ropes to pull himself back to his feet.]
[The Anomoly notices this and he charges towards him, Lee moves out of the way and Anomoly goes crashing to the outside through the middle rope.]
[Lee rises back to his feet and looks at Anomoly on the outside, he bounces against the ropes and dives to the outside!]
BB Gunn: Massive dive here!
[Lee connects as both men go flying into the steel railing!]
[Sang-Hyun rises back to his feet and looks at the English fans as they applaud his effort, he high fives a few before picking Anomoly up and rolling him back in the ring.]
[He begins to scale to the top rope instead of joining his opponent in the squared circle, he looks at the fans around him and dives...]
[450 SPLASH!]
[NO! Anomoly shoves his knees up and they go right into the back of Lee! The Korean mega-star rises to his feet clinching his back as Anomoly kip-flips to his feet and super-kicks the head off of Lee once again!]
Derrick Donovan: Ouch!
[Lee falls onto his back, rolls over and stands up straight away! The crowd pop loudly!]
BB Gunn: No fuckin' way!
[He charges towards Anomoly when he is met with ANOTHER...]
[SUPERKICK!]
BB Gunn: Again?! Holy shiiiiit!
[Lee falls to the mat unconscious this time as Anomoly picks him back up, lifts him onto his shoulders, and drops him with the...]
[RAGNAROK!]
(One Winged Angel)
Derrick Donovan: It's alllllllll over!
[Anomoly falls on Lee as he makes a cover, the referee counts!]
[...ONE...]
[...TWO...]
[...THREE...]
[DING! DING!]
[The bell rings as Anomoly rises back to his feet and gets his hand raised by the referee. He looks at the referee and smiles, he even goes in for a friendly hug!]
[The lonely referee goes in for it with a smile on his face aswell!]
[Anomoly ducks under his arms!]
[The ref looks confused as he turns around to face Anomoly again!]
[Anomoly flips the bird at the ref!]
[STONE COLD STUNNER!]
[The crowd erupt as the ref is dropped and Anomoly gets all up in his face!]
BB Gunn: Well... We needed that ref!
Derrick Donovan: Oh I'm sure there's another one somewhere, BB!
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..::BACKSTAGE::..
[Two men sit either side of one another, nothing but air separating them.]
[One man is Brad Swann, the other, Kevin Cross.]
[They look between each other, visibly confused and distraught, where are they? How did they get here?]
[Then a shadow in the distance begins to walk up to them, a face we've never met before.]
[Sheriff Law.]
[He cracks his knuckles, and walks around them, surveying the two men, a sadistic smirk planted upon his face. ]
Sheriff Law: You must be wonderin' where ya are? How did you get here? Well, Mr. Swann, Mr. Cross, I've been informed to tell ya, that this is the end for ya. More precisely, one of ya. See, our good old boss V has gone missin', and he's asked me, AXW's NEW resident enforcer, to sort something out for him in his absence. Neither of you have won a single match since enterin' the warzone that is Anonymous Xtreme Wrestling, and I must say, that's a serious cause for concern. Therefore, by order of the Court of V, I have been informed to deal with you as I please, whether that be suspending you indefinitely, or terminating your contracts.
[He licks his lips.]
Sheriff Law: But I want to play a little game with you first.
[He laughs to himself before walking over to Swann, staring him in the eyes, and grinning like a madman.]
Sheriff Law: Fortunately for you, we don't have enough people to release you both, and instead of playing a stand off for who gets to leave, I've decided to play a game of blood and betrayal. I've been told that ya two have started to get rather close, and yet while you keep falling out in the ring, backstage you stick to one another like a spider sticks to it's web. You're both new to the game, therefore ya find comfort in each other's ability. Well I'm about to flip that all on it's fuckin' heads ma friends! I'M GONNA SHOOT IT DOWN BOYS!
[Sheriff Law cackles before grabbing a beer from his pocket and downing it in one go.]
Sheriff Law: How 'bout dis, at XHF Supremacy, one of the biggest shows of XHF's calendar year, we have Brad Swann versus Kevin Cross, in a no DQ I Quit match! Now that sounds like just the bomb!
[Law smashes the bottle on the wall as it shatters into tiny shards, the bottom end staying firmly in his grip. He walks to the camera and stares it down.]
Sheriff Law: AXW, a new sheriff is in town, and with him, comes Justice, Liberty and Freedom.
[With that he lunges at Cross and Swann with the bottle as they move out of the way!]
[They both get to their feet and grab their steel chairs, swinging them over Sheriff Law!]
[He moves out of the way as both men's chairs slam into one another and Law staggers his way to the metal door, no doubt the exit, and clambers through it, slamming it shut behind him.]
[Swann and Cross charge towards it, trying their best to barge it open, but it won't budge, they're locked in this room together.]
Kevin Cross: For fuck's sake, we're stuck.
Brad Swann: Who the hell was that guy?
Kevin Cross: That's the only thing you're worried about?! Who he was?! What the fuck, dude.
[Suddenly Law's voice resonates throughout the small dark room due to the speakers.]
Sheriff Law: Now that was a BAD decision boys... Seems like I'm gonna have to lock ya up for some time... Whilst that goes on, and seeing as your both in the mood for fightin', how bout you stab those chairs into one another's backs, get the upper-hand before Supremacy, injure your opponent, break their back, do what you must to win, that's what I'd do.
[Swann looks at Cross and shakes his head.]
Brad Swann: Don't listen to him Cross, whoever he is, he's trying to play us, I won't have that.
[Cross nods his head, before swinging the chair around the back of Swann, who collapses to the concrete floor, he looks at the weapon in his hand, and swings down once more.]
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..::RINGSIDE::..
[DARKNESS]
[The crowd pop! Is this FINALLY an appearance from V after his devastating loss to Duke Kosloff at Xtraction?!]
Derrick Donovan: I swear if this is Duke Kosloff playing with us again! I'm going to sue!
BB Gunn: Sue him, Dono? He'll break your gosh darn neck!
Derrick Donovan: Good! I'll get even more compensation!
[Suddenly the lights come back up and a small runt of a man stands on the entrance ramp.]
Derrick Donovan: What the heck is that... thing?
[The crowd react with confusion, who is this skinny pest. He blows a whistle positioned around his neck and everyone comes to a quiet stop. He begins to speak, his voice all squeaky and ear-piercing with a rich Texan accent]
Skinny Pete: Well hold on one second, punk! No one be stonering any refs when I'm around!
[The crowd boo loudly, they don't like him even though they've just met, Anomoly looks at him from inside the ring in utter confusion.]
BB Gunn: Hold on... Did he just say Anomoly "Stonered" the referee?! Does he even know wrestling?! Who the fuck is he, Donovan?!
Derrick Donovan: Oh goodness, I think this is the dude who has bought a shared stock-hold of AXW...
Skinny Pete: Now allow me to introduce myself, yeeeeehaaaaa! The name's Skinnnnny Pete, all the way from Houston, Texas! I here officially own 35% of Anonymous Xtreme Wrasslin'! You've probably never seen me before, but that's because recently, I've just bought a stock-hold of this darn company, yeeeeeehaaaaaa! I hear the owner, X, or whatever his name was, has gone missin', therefore no one's been running the sho-
[Suddenly Derrick Donovan rises from his seat and grabs a microphone.]
Derrick Donovan: Woah, woah no! It's great to meet you and all, Pete, but there's something you should know, I've been running AXW while V has gone missing! Now you may own 35% of the company and all, but that doesn't mean you can come waltzing out here and declaring this place as your own!
[The crowd cheer loudly for Donovan, who has always been a company man for AXW since day one.]
[Skinny Pete blows loudly on his whistle again to shut the crowd up, they boo loudly!]
Skinny Pete: That may be da case, Donald-
Derrick Donovan: -Donovan...
Skinny Pete: -Donovan, but the truth is, I CAN come waltzing out here like I own the place, 'cause I do! Wether you like it or not, I DO own 35% of this darn federation! Now I may not know much about pro wrasslin', due to the fact I work as a director in the porn business, oh, check out "ginger.asian.midget.anal.com" for all your porn needs by the way! But the thing is, I'll be taking V's place for a while, and you Donovan, you needn't worry about running the show anymore! 'Cause that's my job, yeeeeehaaaaaa! So let's get this thing on da roll!
[Donovan sits back down into the announcers desk, pissed off and angry.]
Derrick Donovan: I've never sworn before, BB, but I'm so tempted to right now!
BB Gunn: Do it! It'll let your anger out!
Derrick Donovan: No, no. It'll make me even more angry. I mustn't.
[Skinny Pete begins to walk back towards the curtain when he stops, looks back in the ring at a fallen referee and a light-bulb dings above his head, he focuses on Anomoly in the middle of the ring.]
Skinny Pete: Oh boy, what's your name kid? Actually no, scrap that, we need a darn referee don't we?! Well luckily I have my boy in the back, Big Dick, a pornstar from "ginger.asian.midget.anal.com"! Hey Dick, come on out 'ere won't ya!
[Suddenly a Hispanic old due comes out from the back and struts his way to the ring. The crowd boo him as he smiles and waves when making his way to the squared circle, he's topless and nearly naked. When he gets in the ring, he rips the referee's shirt off and places it over his own head, rubbing his mustache and smiling whilst doing so.]
Skinny Pete: Well now we have a new referee in Biiiiiiiig Diiiiiiiick everyone, I think we're ready for a match ain't we?! Well let's get one underway!
[It's now BB Gunn's time to rise from the announcing desk, he grabs a microphone of his own.]
BB Gunn: Um. I believe it's time for my show, Pete! The Hot-Topic! God I've been waiting for ages to do this! The Storm Crow and Anomoly, champion and contender! So if you don't mind me...
[BB Gunn begins to walk away from the announcing desk and head towards the ring!]
Skinny Pete: Woah hold on, cowboy! Who the hell are ya? That boom guy? Well I'm afraid to say, I'll be takin' da "Hot Topic" as my show now! That's right folks, I'll be hosting da "Hot Topic"!
[He puts his thumb up and smiles, showing his yellow cracked teeth. The crowd just boo and hiss him even more. We cut back to BB Gunn, who looks absolutely devastated and heart-broken.]
BB Gunn: Bu- but... Th- the Hot Topic is m- my show...
[Skinny Pete laughs like a hyena.]
Skinny Pete: Not anymore, yeeeeeehaaaaaaa! BUT, before we host the Hot Topic, let's 'ave an impromptu match, let Big Dick learn da ropes! Hey, do we 'ave some of our midget porn stars backstage? If so, get your miniature asses out 'ere!
[Suddenly two midgets walk out and make their way to the ring, trying to high five the fans but not being able to reach them.]
Derrick Donovan: What th- what's V doing letting this punk buy a stock-hold of this company? He's... Oh you know what... I give up... Let's just let it happen, it'll end soon...
[Both the midgets roll in the ring and scale up one turnbuckle opposite to each other.]
[Baby Jesus raises his staff high in the air for the world to see and Nasty Boy crotch chops at the audience, the crowd flip them off, not knowing how to react.]
[Anomoly, somehow still in the ring and not bored, walks up to Big Dick, shoves his middle fingers in his face and...]
[STONE COLD STUNNER!]
[Baby Jesus and Nasty Boy both clamber down from their turnbuckle, they look at one another, then back at Anomoly, fearing for their lives.]
[Anomoly smiles.]
[He drops Baby Jesus with the...]
[STONE COLD STUNNER!]
[The midget lays unconscious on the mat next to Big Dick, Nasty Boy covers his mouth in shock as he looks down at his fallen comrade.]
[Anomoly smiles again.]
[STONE COLD STUNNER!]
[Nasty Boy falls upon Baby Jesus! The crowd erupt in cheers as Skinny Pete shouts "For fuck's sake" and storms backstage, Anomoly standing tall above the midgets and Big Dick!]
[BB Gunn slides in the ring, smiling at Anomoly, no doubt thanking him for saving his show.]
BB Gunn: Well let's get the Hot Topic on the go I guess, now that Pete's gone to... wherever he's gone to!
[The crowd cheer, Anomoly slowly kicks the midgets and Big Dick out of the ring as they lay knocked out ringside and eventually limp their ways backstage.]
BB Gunn: Now that's all out of the way, whatever that was, I must congratulate you on your win over Sang-Hyun Lee, defending your right to face The Storm Crow in next week's main event! How does it feel?
[Anomoly smirks.]
Anomoly: How's it feel? Feels fuckin fabulous Mr, uh, shiiid what's your name? AK? M14? Fuuuck... Well , it sure ain't no lame ass shit like BB Gunn, eh?
[He nudges BB.]
[Suddenly, Skinny Pete comes out from the back with a tub of popcorn in his arms.]
Skinny Pete: Now hold on mister Gunn and punk-kid! I said I was hostin' da show, not you! So get back to your booth Gunn and let the owner take this!
[The crowd boo even louder and Pete blows on his whistle for them all to stop.]
Skinny Pete: Good boi, Gunn. That's what's best for business.
[Skinny Pete slides into the ring with his popcorn and microphone, he looks at Anomoly and smirks.]
Skinny Pete: So kiddo, first things first, I 'tink ya got some apologizing to do to my little friends...
[Pete motions towards the midgets and Big Dick who have been helped to the back. The crowd boo again and he blows on his whistle once more to silence them all.]
Skinny Pete: Come on boi, say it-
[As the arena darkens, RATM begins to play. The crowd explode with cheers as the screen plays a noir image of crows flying around a derelict building. From behind the stage, The StormCrow makes his appearance, holding a bottle of Jack Daniels. Wearing his trademark trench coat and worn top hat, he smiles to the crowd, and parts his jacket to show off the AXW Championship and XHF European Title belts around his waist. He slowly walks to the ring, and climbs the ring apron.
Derrick Donovan: Oh dear...
BB Gunn: Come on Crow, knock him one!
[After entering the ring, he walks to the corner post, climbs up to the second rope, and raises his bottle to the cheering crowd. He takes a big drink and jumps down to the mat, staring Skinny Pete and Anomoly down. He takes another swig of his Jack Daniels before snatching the microphone out of Pete's hand.]
The Storm Crow: Nice to meet you, I'm the Storm Crow!
[The Storm Crow scoops him up onto his shoulder as the crowd explode!]
[DEATH BECOMES YOU!]
(Over the Shoulder Piledriver)
BB Gunn: HOLY SHIT YESSSSS! THANK-YOU CROW!
[Skinny Pete's body flops limply to the mat as he rolls out of the ring and the Storm Crow looks serious and stern, the crowd can't believe it, no one can!]
[Crow walks over to Anomoly and they both meet in the middle of the ring, forehead on forehead, shouting garbage and profanity at one another.]
[From his waist, Crow unfastens the AXW Championship and holds it high for Anomoly to see, this is what he could win next week, IF he manages to defeat the undisputed champion in The Storm Crow!]
Derrick Donovan: That's right folks, next week in Scotland, the main event... It'll be the AXW Champion, StormCrow going head to head with number one contender, the Anomoly!
BB Gunn: I can't wait!
Derrick Donovan: Well I've just been informed that earlier tonight Skinny Pete got in-contact with a few of his friends from Texas and has comissioned them to advertise their businesses here on our TV slot, how disgraceful.
BB Gunn: No Hot Topic?!
Derrick Donovan: I'm afraid we are going to have to wait, BB.
BB Gunn: I'm getting replaced by some cruddy American advertiseme-
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[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[This advertisement was brought to you by Skinny Pete, for all your American needs. Wait, we're a European federation? Meh, get a visa for America, you can get fat for double the price! Who wouldn't want that
[This advertisement was also brought to you by Skinny Pete, he doesn't care anymore. Maybe he's going to make this federation American? I swear, if he does, I'm going to mur-]
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
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..::BACKSTAGE::..
[We cut backstage where we see Skinny Pete sitting in a deck chair, with a brace around his neck. He's holding it up as he winces in pain, Big Dick, stands next to the deck chair, holding his body in pain and the midgets... Well they are somewhere, but they're too small to be seen so that "somewhere" is unclear. It seems as though Pete has turned the boiler room into his make-do office, it's boiling in there, so Pete has a fan set up just in front of him.]
Skinny Pete: Can I fire dat dude that dropped me on ma head?
Big Dick: Your mother?
[Skinny Pete's face goes red, like bright, bright red. He begins to get angry and steam starts to bellow from his ears.]
Skinny Pete: What was dat?!
Big Dick: Nothing amigo!
[Pete nods his head and stands up, presumably the midgets stand to attention aswell, but they're too small to be seen, so it's just Pete. He stomps his foot upon the floor in a fit of rage before storming out of the boiler room.]
Skinny Pete: Find out his name! I'm to punish 'im! I'll make him pay I tell ya, I'LL MAKE HIM PAY!
[Pete's gone as the boiler room door comes to a sudden close.]
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..::RINGSIDE::..
Derrick Donovan: What was that advertising all about, BB?
BB Gunn: I'm not sure, Dono. But Pete better not be turnin' this place into the AWF... Oh how bad that would be.
Derrick Donovan: Well speaking of the AWF, at XHF Supremacy, later this month, none other than AXW's own, The Storm Crow, will be going head to head with the AWF Champion, Bobby Barratt! Who made a surprise appearance alongside Jackson Steele last time we were on TV, BB! You don't want to miss it, tickets are on sale now at www.XHFnetwork.com and you can also watch the show live and on replay at www.XHFnetwork.com aswell!
BB Gunn: Nice plug. Mongo pay you to say that?
Derrick Donovan: Mongo pays me for many things, BB.
[The lights slowly dim down, as ‘Song for the Dead’ begins to play. The screen goes black, just flashing a blurred, static image of Synn’s face-paint. The man himself appears beneath the screen, wearing a worn band shirt and torn jeans with black boots. He walks to the ring, looking determined, and climbs up onto the apron slowly. He turns, looking around at the crowd, before entering through the ropes and pacing around the ring.]
[He looks at his partner in The Storm Crow, who is still in the ring after what happened earlier, and nods his head.]
[Crow smiles.]
Derrick Donovan: This man Synn, what do you think of him, BB?
BB Gunn: Hmm, it's hard to tell, Dono, there's something off about him.
Derrick Donovan: Well never-the-less, Synn is making his return to a wrestling ring for the first time in a long while, do you reckon he has what it takes to compete with two XHF legends in Price and Rob Arnold?
BB Gunn: Well we're about to find out, DD!
[Synn looks around at the fans and smirks, this is what wrestling is all about.]
[The lights dim down as the echoing intro to "St Patrick" by PVRIS begins to fill the arena and a single spotlight hits the entrance.]
"You give me something to talk about (something to talk about), HEY."
[The song bursts into life, and Rob Arnold slowly enters the arena. Dressed in ring gear and an all black hoodie which restricts the view of his face, he surveys his surroundings, largely ignoring the crowd as he steps towards the top of the ramp. Staring ahead of him, offering little but a trademark smirk he plats his right foot forward and takes to a knee, pauses, and then flings back his hood with his right hand. Arnold stares straight ahead towards the ring once more, before slowly standing and walking confidently down the ramp.]
"I know it's chemicals, that make me cling to you (cling to you)
Oh and I need a miracle, to get away from you (way from you)
I know it's chemicals (that make me cling to you, cling to you)
And I need a miracle (to make me stay with you, stay with you)
And I'm not spiritual (but please stay)
'Cause I think you're a saint, and I think you're an angel."
[Rob approaches the ring and runs his hand along the apron before approaching and walking up the steps, and then through the ropes and into the ring.]
"I said ooh, oooh, you give me something to talk about (something to talk about)
I said ooh, oooh, you give me something to think about, that's not the shit in my head
You're a miracle
You're a miracle (a miracle)"
[Arnold heads straight for the opposite corner and climbs the second turnbuckle and smirks, before slowly raising his arms out wide, baiting the crowd. Another smirk, and he hops back down, removing his hoodie and preparing for the match.]
[The crowd boo him like crazy.]
BB Gunn: Definitely NOT a fan favourite.
Derrick Donovan: You're sure right about that, BB!
[He storms around the ring, staring down the Storm Crow and Synn. They both look at him with utter disregard and disrespect, he is the most hated man in all of AXW.]
[The houselights dim a bit as we hear Tyler Duran from Fight Club's voice come over the PA system.]
"First you have to give up, first you have to know... not fear... know... that someday you are going to die."
[Panther Like a Panther starts up over the PA system at the 19 second mark. "Told the preacher I love her, he said that God was her lover, I said if he really loves her then he would love that we're lovers." Random people all dressed in the same black hat, black bandanna over their faces, black jacket, all stand and raise their fists to the air "I walk around in a bubble, a fucking scoundrel in trouble, In every town, make a rumble, the venue ground into rubble" The beat drops and we see Price himself walk out from somewhere on the ground floor of the fans, draped in all black from the hat that's only half way on his head, the black bandanna over his face, a black t-shirt of whatever band or comic book he's into that week, black leather styled baggy basketball shorts, one leg has a Punisher skull with the American, Brazilian, Japanese, and now British flag embedded inside it, the other leg has his Price family crest on it. (A chair, barbwire, baseball bat, and flaming table in each square) knee pads and black wrestling boots. He does the Eddy style chest slap before throwing his arms out into the crucifix pose, then he lowers his left arm while raising his right fist to the air. He then makes his way towards the ring walking with his gangster style thug swag. Slides into the ring and once again slaps his chest, throws his arms out into the crucifix pose, then raises his fist of resistance as he stands on the bottom and 2nd rope, he pulls the bandanna down off his face, and gives a ever so slight sadistic grin before getting read to fight.]
[Price stares Rob Arnold down, Rob does the same.]
Derrick Donovan: No doubt Synn and the Storm Crow are going to work well as a collective unit tonight, but Arnold and Price, there's a lot of tension and hate there.
BB Gunn: That's true, Dono, I can't see them working well as a team tonight. Someone's gonna snap!
[The referee from earlier is back on his feet and recovering from the stunner.]
[DING! DING!]
[The bell rings and all four men charge at one another in the middle, Crow fighting Arnold and Synn fighting Price!]
Derrick Donovan: Oh, I forgot to mention, this is a tag team warfare match, BB! That means there's no rules! No disqualifications! And no tag ins!
BB Gunn: Oh fuck yea! How could you forget something like that?!
[Price Irish whips Synn into the ropes and on the rebound hits a big clothesline!]
[Meanwhile, The Storm Crow boots Arnold in the gut and chucks him into the ringside area, making him land with a thud on the outside!]
[Crow then turns his attention to Price, who is stomping down upon Synn.]
[Price turns his head and is met with a big fist to the face, he stumbles and bounces against the ropes, and on the rebound hits Crow with a massive fist of his own!]
[Arnold, from the outside, grabs Synn's leg and drags him out of the ring! He begins to smash his head upon the ring-post as Synn tries his best to fight back.]
BB Gunn: Synn not looking good here, he needs to get back in this!
[Arnold goes to smash his head against the post one last time when Synn places his foot there and stops him with a big elbow to the head!]
[He shoves Arnold off of him and charges at him for a take-down, but Rob moves, and Synn's shoulder goes crashing into the steel ring barrier! Arnold looks under the ring for a weapon, and he finds one in a steel chair.]
[In the ring Crow manages to get the upper-hand on Price, getting him into various submission holds. Price, using some technical technique, manages to get out of the holds before some heavy damage is done.]
Derrick Donovan: Let's not forget, all four of these men have great technician game, BB!
BB Gunn: We haven't seen much of it in the past due to brawling, but it seems both Crow and Price are dabbling in it right now, and they're doing a good job of it!
[Suddenly, Arnold slides back in the ring, steel chair in tow!]
[He charges at Crow and hits him with a thunderous...]
[THUD!]
[Crow falls to his knees as Arnold hits it around his head again, busting him open this time!]
[CRACKKKK!]
[Arnold then looks towards his partner, who smirks and slides out of the ring, looking for a steel chair of his own.]
BB Gunn: Last time Arnold had that weapon in his hand, he engraved Scorpion's skull right into it! I'd be careful Price.
[Price gathers his own chair now, and slides back in, joining Arnold in the middle of the ring.]
[Both men look at one another, nod, then smash the chairs down upon a fallen Storm Crow repeatedly!]
[CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!]
Derrick Donovan: This is NOT looking good for Crow here!
[Then, they both turn to attention when Synn clambers back into the ring, holding his shoulder, but a steel chair of his own now also within the confines of his hand.]
BB Gunn: Three steel chairs now, Dono!
Derrick Donovan: Indeed, BB, but it's two chairs against one!
[Synn shrugs and charges at both Price and Arnold, lifting the steel chair over his head and swinging it down!]
[THUD! THUD!]
[The chair bounces off of both Price's and Rob's with a loud clanging noise, it's now Arnold's turn to swing his, and Synn deflects it like an oncoming bullet!]
[Price takes advantage of this and goes to crack his above Synn's head, but Synn kicks him in the gut, grabs his hair, and shoves him into Arnold!]
[THUDDDD!]
[Both Arnold and Price's heads clash into one another's steel chairs as they both stagger back, dropping them as they do so!]
[CRACK!]
[Synn smashes it over the head of Arnold!]
[CRACK!]
[Then over the head of Price!]
[They both fall to the mat as The Storm Crow regains his composure, pulls himself up using the ropes, and joins Synn in the middle.]
[Crow whispers to Synn, "table time?" and his partner smirks.]
[The AXW Champ rolls out of the ring, looks under the ring for a table and finds one, covered in barbed wire.]
BB Gunn: Hey, isn't that Price's table?
Derrick Donovan: Well it looks like it's Crow's now, BB!
[Crow slides it in the ring as Synn begins to set it up and both Arnold and Price stagger to their feet.]
BB Gunn: Who do you reckon's going through it, Dono?
Derrick Donovan: Both of them, or just Arnold, Arnold always goes through barbed wire tables.
BB Gunn: Well yea, but only at the hands of Price.
Derrick Donovan: Maybe Price'll put him through it, you never know!
[The Storm Crow rejoins Synn in the middle as they wait for Arnold and Price to fully rise now.]
[They eventually do and kick both men in the gut, Crow kicking Price and Synn kicking Arnold!]
[Both partners manage to get their opponents into a powerbomb position and turn so they can plant them right through the barbed wire!]
[The crowd cheer.]
Derrick Donovan: NO!
[Arnold and Price punch into the wounds of their opponent's head, Price hammering his fist into the bloody forehead of The Storm Crow!]
[Both Synn and Crow let go of Arnold and Price as they get back to their feet, they shove both men against the rope and on the rebound flip them over their heads!]
BB Gunn: NOT GOOD!
[THUDDDDDD!]
[Both Crow and Synn go straight through the table, their backs being cut open and wounded by the sharp metal! The crowd explode at the sight of blood and warfare!]
[Arnold recovers his composure by leaning against the ropes, Price however, looks at the fans and smirks, enjoying the moment with them.]
[Rob walks over to Price and puts his hand on his shoulder, turning him around so he can look him in the eye.]
[Arnold tells him to stay on track and not lose focus, Price laughs sarcastically before telling Arnold to go fuck himself.]
[The crowd pop loudly.]
[Arnold looks at him in disgust, "What did you just say?".]
[Price smirks, "I said go fuck yourself."]
Derrick Donovan: Uh oh! It looks like these two are already falling out, BB!
BB Gunn: That'll be their eventual downfall!
[Arnold mockingly laughs before shoving Price!]
[Price laughs back and shoves Arnold!]
[Arnold's face becomes serious, he shoves Price again!]
[Price becomes stern, he then shoves Arnold once more!]
[Arnold swings at him with a punch!]
[Price returns the favor with one of his own!]
[Eventually, both men hammer punches upon each other, as Arnold grabs Price's legs, takes him to the mat and gets into a full-mount!]
[THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD!]
[Arnold reigns punches upon punches atop the head of Price as it welts and gets cut open! Price is trying his best to over-power him, but Arnold's MMA experience and training is too much for him to handle!]
[Price however, using his quick wit, finds an escape point and kicks Arnold right in the balls!]
[The crowd cheer as Price shoves a frozen Arnold off of him and clambers to his feet!]
[Arnold wriggles on the floor, clutching his crotch as Price gathers a steel chair from the mat!]
[Price goes to swing it down upon Rob, but his partner just rolls out of the ring!]
[Then Price turns and notices Synn and Crow both using the ropes to stand up, barbed wire clenching onto their backs.]
[He charges at them with the steel chair but they both duck and the chair hits the ropes!]
[Price turns around and The Storm Crow decks him with a clothesline!]
[Then Synn picks him up...]
[ART OF ZEN!]
(Pentagon Driver)
[The crowd cheer at the beauty of the move as Synn makes a pinfall attempt!]
[...ONE...]
[...TWO...]
[...KICKOUT...]
Derrick Donovan: Price just managing to get his shoulder up!
[Synn lifts Price back to his feet and shoves him to the Storm Crow...]
[Crow gets him up on his shoulder as the crowd cheer, will this be the end?]
[DEATH BECOMES YOU!]
(Over the Shoulder Piledriver)
[NO! Price reverses it as Crow goes to hit it into the...]
[PRICE CRASH!]
(Leaping Left Armed Stunner)
[The Storm Crow is hit with Price's finisher out of nowhere as the crowd explode like crazy!]
BB Gunn: HOLY SHIT I DID NOT SEE THAT COMIN'!
[Synn is shocked! He charges at Price for a clothesline but Price ducks! As Synn turns he is also dropped with the...]
[PRICE CRASH!]
(Leaping Left Armed Stunner)
[The crowd go like wild as Price, The Storm Crow and now Synn all lay on the mat, unmoving, knocked out!]
Derrick Donovan: Shades of Xtraction, BB!
BB Gunn: Well all three men are out now, Dono, Price sure knows how to impress!
[Suddenly, Rob Arnold slides back into the ring!]
Derrick Donovan: Uh oh! Here comes Arnold!
[Arnold rushes at Synn!]
[SHATTERED ICE!]
(Curb Stomp)
[The crowd boo loudly, Arnold looks at The Storm Crow next, he charges towards him!]
[SHATTERED ICE!]
(Curb Stomp)
[Then he stops, he contemplates doing the pin now, but thinks better of it. He waits for Price to rise...]
[SHATTERED ICE!]
(Curb Stomp)
[The crowd boo as Arnold stands tall above the other participants in the match, he looks down at the body of Price, and spits in his face!]
BB Gunn: Damn!
[Arnold falls to his knees and covers Synn, wanting to finally end this.]
[...ONE...]
[...TWO...]
[...THREE...]
Derrick Donovan: Damn indeed, BB!
[DING! DING!]
[Arnold rolls off of Synn and rolls out of the ring, storming his way to the back as his three opponents try their best to recover.]
[Then he stops.]
[He turns around, looking down at Price.]
[And walks towards him.]
Derrick Donovan: Oh dear, BB, it looks like Arnold isn't done with Price here!
[Arnold lifts the ring skirt up and pulls out a shiny steel chair as the crowd boo, realizing what Arnold is about to do.]
BB Gunn: Someone stop him!
[Arnold slides into the ring and looks at the Brotherhood, Synn and Crow, and slams the steel chair down upon them as they eventually roll out of the ring, leaving just him and Price.]
[Then he stops once more.]
[Looks at Price, who's trying his best to pull himself up, and shakes his head.]
[He slides the chair underneath his head...]
[SHATTERED ICE!]
(Curb Stomp)
[The crowd react in a chorus of boos as Price's head dents into the steel.]
[Arnold looks at his fallen partner and smirks.]
[Finally, Rob Arnold stands tall, but for how long? And will he get his comeuppance? Who knows, but tonight, this is Arnold's night, and he's rearing to go.]
[Cut.]
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..::AXW ON TV!::..
..::Taped in the New Bingley Hall, Birmingham, England::..
..::January 1st::..
..::11 PM - On the XHF Network & Spike TV::..
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..::RINGSIDE::..
Derrick Donovan: Welcome everyone, to the New Year, to 2018! I'm Derrick Donovan, and besides me is my good friend and broadcasting colleague, "Boom! Boom!" BB Gunn! What a show we have for you tonight!
BB Gunn: Wooo, you're sure right about that, Dono! 2018 will be the year that AXW runs the wrestling world, mark my words!
Derrick Donovan: Well not only will 2018 be the year of AXW, we kick it off with the second EVER edition of AXW on TV! Tonight, we come from the New Bingley Hall in Birmingham England! You know, BB, I'm surprised we were even permitted back into this country after what happened last time we were here, we set a venue on fire, the London Fire Brigade was called in, it was like the Great Fire of London all over again!
BB Gunn: Well WE didn't set it on fire, Duke Kosloff did! But we made him pay at Xtraction!
Derrick Donovan: We sure did!
[The arena turns semi dark as some heavy metal rifs play over the PA. A signature metal vocalists voice cuts through the air.]
"IF YOU DON'T KNOW THIS SONG, TURN THE FUCK AROUND AND WALK ON HOME! SYNYSTER, HIT THIS SHIT!"
[The song "Walk" by Pantera begins to play and the entire arena is either headbanging, stomping, or doing something to the rhythm of the song. All of a sudden, Anomoly pops out of the floor, headbanging and dancing with the music as the vocals play. He gets about halfway down the ramp before pausing and striking a pose.]
"RE! SPECT! WALK!"
[With every syllable of that last piece, Anomoly strikes a different pose and a burst of pyro comes from the stage, making cool action shots. He then runs and slides into the ring and hops on the middle turnbuckle.]
"RE! SPECT! WALK!"
[Again, with each syllable comes another pose and this time, pyro from the ring corners, except for the one Anomoly stands at. He then hops down and stands in his corner, bouncing a bit, trying to contain all his inner energy.]
BB Gunn: This is the man who will be facing The Storm Crow NEXT week, for the AXW Championship!
Derrick Donovan: Well, that's if he can get through Sang-Hyun Lee first, poor Lee missed out on the opportunity to the number one contendership, that's why he fights for it tonight! But the question is, has Lee fully recovered from that vicious assault by Ozymandias at Xtraction?
[The Anomoly looks at the crowd and raises his arms in the air, they all cheer, he smiles before looking at the camera and motioning a championship around his waist.]
[The opening rifs begin to play softly as we focus on the Revoltron. We stars and a huge gate opening taking us back to the stage where we see a bright spot light in the midst of darkness. Fans have there phone lights on and it looks like stars in the night sky. Sang-Hyun comes out into the spot light and looks around at the fans before heading down the ramp.]
"혹시 오늘 널 찾을 수 있을까
하는 생각에 Oh 잠을 설치고
The star is shining brightly
but I can’t see the star
어디로 사라진 걸까 ah
오늘도 역시 보고 싶어 darling"
[Sang-Hyun gets into the ring and points to the sky before he points at all of the fans and pounds his chest before kissing his fist and throwing up the "i love you" hand sign. He walks back to his corner afterwards.]
[DING! DING!]
Derrick Donovan: We are under-way!
[Both men meet each other at the middle, Lee puts out his hand for the Anomoly to shake, his warrior's pride showing clearly.]
[The Anomoly shoves his middle fingers up in Lee's face, flipping Kira quite literally. The crowd react with a few cheers and a few boos, he's rather crude, but he doesn't care.]
BB Gunn: Damn...
[The Anomoly kicks Lee in the gut before dropping him with a snap-DDT! Lee's head hitting the mat hard before bouncing up and falling back down again.]
[The Anomoly proceeds to get back to his feet and wait for Sang-Hyun Lee to arise.]
[When he does so, Anomoly goes for a discus forearm, but Lee ducks and The Anomoly goes crashing against the ropes. On the rebound, Lee hits him with a massive jumping clothesline, Anomoly hitting the mat with a thud.]
Derrick Donovan: Now that looked impressive!
[Lee kip-flips back to his feet and looks at the crowd, all pumped up. He shouts "Woooo!" and they all "Woooo!" back with him, he smiles before looking back at The Anomoly, poised for another jumping clothesline.]
[Thud! He hits it again and The Anomoly hits the mat with thunderous intent.]
BB Gunn: This kiddo is taking the lead, Dono!
[Lee kip-flips up again, looks at the crowd and shouts "One more time!".]
[The Anomoly staggers to his feet.]
[Lee dives at him for a final jumping clothesline.]
[SUPERKICK!]
Derrick Donovan: Oh my!
[Lee's face connects hard with the boot of Anomoly! He drops to the mat, limp, as The Anomoly regains his composure.]
BB Gunn: Now that's how you shut-up an opponent, Dono!
[The Anomoly makes a quick cover as the referee counts the pin!]
[...ONE...]
[...TWO...]
[...KICKOUT...]
[Lee just manages to get his shoulder up, he holds his face in pain!]
[The Anomoly, smirks, before standing up and stomping and kicking down upon Sang-Hyun, telling him to stay down.]
Derrick Donovan: Come on Lee!
[The Anomoly calls for Lee to rise and Anomoly bounces off of the ropes, looking for a lariat!]
[He hits it and Lee falls to the mat once more!]
[Anomoly makes another cover.]
[...ONE...]
[...TWO...]
[...KICKOUT...]
Derrick Donovan: Lee with another kick out!
[The Anomoly looks over at the referee and makes sure that it was a two count and not three. The referee argues with him for a bit whilst Lee uses the ropes to pull himself back to his feet.]
[The Anomoly notices this and he charges towards him, Lee moves out of the way and Anomoly goes crashing to the outside through the middle rope.]
[Lee rises back to his feet and looks at Anomoly on the outside, he bounces against the ropes and dives to the outside!]
BB Gunn: Massive dive here!
[Lee connects as both men go flying into the steel railing!]
[Sang-Hyun rises back to his feet and looks at the English fans as they applaud his effort, he high fives a few before picking Anomoly up and rolling him back in the ring.]
[He begins to scale to the top rope instead of joining his opponent in the squared circle, he looks at the fans around him and dives...]
[450 SPLASH!]
[NO! Anomoly shoves his knees up and they go right into the back of Lee! The Korean mega-star rises to his feet clinching his back as Anomoly kip-flips to his feet and super-kicks the head off of Lee once again!]
Derrick Donovan: Ouch!
[Lee falls onto his back, rolls over and stands up straight away! The crowd pop loudly!]
BB Gunn: No fuckin' way!
[He charges towards Anomoly when he is met with ANOTHER...]
[SUPERKICK!]
BB Gunn: Again?! Holy shiiiiit!
[Lee falls to the mat unconscious this time as Anomoly picks him back up, lifts him onto his shoulders, and drops him with the...]
[RAGNAROK!]
(One Winged Angel)
Derrick Donovan: It's alllllllll over!
[Anomoly falls on Lee as he makes a cover, the referee counts!]
[...ONE...]
[...TWO...]
[...THREE...]
[DING! DING!]
[The bell rings as Anomoly rises back to his feet and gets his hand raised by the referee. He looks at the referee and smiles, he even goes in for a friendly hug!]
[The lonely referee goes in for it with a smile on his face aswell!]
[Anomoly ducks under his arms!]
[The ref looks confused as he turns around to face Anomoly again!]
[Anomoly flips the bird at the ref!]
[STONE COLD STUNNER!]
[The crowd erupt as the ref is dropped and Anomoly gets all up in his face!]
BB Gunn: Well... We needed that ref!
Derrick Donovan: Oh I'm sure there's another one somewhere, BB!
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..::BACKSTAGE::..
[Two men sit either side of one another, nothing but air separating them.]
[One man is Brad Swann, the other, Kevin Cross.]
[They look between each other, visibly confused and distraught, where are they? How did they get here?]
[Then a shadow in the distance begins to walk up to them, a face we've never met before.]
[Sheriff Law.]
[He cracks his knuckles, and walks around them, surveying the two men, a sadistic smirk planted upon his face. ]
Sheriff Law: You must be wonderin' where ya are? How did you get here? Well, Mr. Swann, Mr. Cross, I've been informed to tell ya, that this is the end for ya. More precisely, one of ya. See, our good old boss V has gone missin', and he's asked me, AXW's NEW resident enforcer, to sort something out for him in his absence. Neither of you have won a single match since enterin' the warzone that is Anonymous Xtreme Wrestling, and I must say, that's a serious cause for concern. Therefore, by order of the Court of V, I have been informed to deal with you as I please, whether that be suspending you indefinitely, or terminating your contracts.
[He licks his lips.]
Sheriff Law: But I want to play a little game with you first.
[He laughs to himself before walking over to Swann, staring him in the eyes, and grinning like a madman.]
Sheriff Law: Fortunately for you, we don't have enough people to release you both, and instead of playing a stand off for who gets to leave, I've decided to play a game of blood and betrayal. I've been told that ya two have started to get rather close, and yet while you keep falling out in the ring, backstage you stick to one another like a spider sticks to it's web. You're both new to the game, therefore ya find comfort in each other's ability. Well I'm about to flip that all on it's fuckin' heads ma friends! I'M GONNA SHOOT IT DOWN BOYS!
[Sheriff Law cackles before grabbing a beer from his pocket and downing it in one go.]
Sheriff Law: How 'bout dis, at XHF Supremacy, one of the biggest shows of XHF's calendar year, we have Brad Swann versus Kevin Cross, in a no DQ I Quit match! Now that sounds like just the bomb!
[Law smashes the bottle on the wall as it shatters into tiny shards, the bottom end staying firmly in his grip. He walks to the camera and stares it down.]
Sheriff Law: AXW, a new sheriff is in town, and with him, comes Justice, Liberty and Freedom.
[With that he lunges at Cross and Swann with the bottle as they move out of the way!]
[They both get to their feet and grab their steel chairs, swinging them over Sheriff Law!]
[He moves out of the way as both men's chairs slam into one another and Law staggers his way to the metal door, no doubt the exit, and clambers through it, slamming it shut behind him.]
[Swann and Cross charge towards it, trying their best to barge it open, but it won't budge, they're locked in this room together.]
Kevin Cross: For fuck's sake, we're stuck.
Brad Swann: Who the hell was that guy?
Kevin Cross: That's the only thing you're worried about?! Who he was?! What the fuck, dude.
[Suddenly Law's voice resonates throughout the small dark room due to the speakers.]
Sheriff Law: Now that was a BAD decision boys... Seems like I'm gonna have to lock ya up for some time... Whilst that goes on, and seeing as your both in the mood for fightin', how bout you stab those chairs into one another's backs, get the upper-hand before Supremacy, injure your opponent, break their back, do what you must to win, that's what I'd do.
[Swann looks at Cross and shakes his head.]
Brad Swann: Don't listen to him Cross, whoever he is, he's trying to play us, I won't have that.
[Cross nods his head, before swinging the chair around the back of Swann, who collapses to the concrete floor, he looks at the weapon in his hand, and swings down once more.]
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..::RINGSIDE::..
[DARKNESS]
[The crowd pop! Is this FINALLY an appearance from V after his devastating loss to Duke Kosloff at Xtraction?!]
Derrick Donovan: I swear if this is Duke Kosloff playing with us again! I'm going to sue!
BB Gunn: Sue him, Dono? He'll break your gosh darn neck!
Derrick Donovan: Good! I'll get even more compensation!
[Suddenly the lights come back up and a small runt of a man stands on the entrance ramp.]
Derrick Donovan: What the heck is that... thing?
[The crowd react with confusion, who is this skinny pest. He blows a whistle positioned around his neck and everyone comes to a quiet stop. He begins to speak, his voice all squeaky and ear-piercing with a rich Texan accent]
Skinny Pete: Well hold on one second, punk! No one be stonering any refs when I'm around!
[The crowd boo loudly, they don't like him even though they've just met, Anomoly looks at him from inside the ring in utter confusion.]
BB Gunn: Hold on... Did he just say Anomoly "Stonered" the referee?! Does he even know wrestling?! Who the fuck is he, Donovan?!
Derrick Donovan: Oh goodness, I think this is the dude who has bought a shared stock-hold of AXW...
Skinny Pete: Now allow me to introduce myself, yeeeeehaaaaa! The name's Skinnnnny Pete, all the way from Houston, Texas! I here officially own 35% of Anonymous Xtreme Wrasslin'! You've probably never seen me before, but that's because recently, I've just bought a stock-hold of this darn company, yeeeeeehaaaaaa! I hear the owner, X, or whatever his name was, has gone missin', therefore no one's been running the sho-
[Suddenly Derrick Donovan rises from his seat and grabs a microphone.]
Derrick Donovan: Woah, woah no! It's great to meet you and all, Pete, but there's something you should know, I've been running AXW while V has gone missing! Now you may own 35% of the company and all, but that doesn't mean you can come waltzing out here and declaring this place as your own!
[The crowd cheer loudly for Donovan, who has always been a company man for AXW since day one.]
[Skinny Pete blows loudly on his whistle again to shut the crowd up, they boo loudly!]
Skinny Pete: That may be da case, Donald-
Derrick Donovan: -Donovan...
Skinny Pete: -Donovan, but the truth is, I CAN come waltzing out here like I own the place, 'cause I do! Wether you like it or not, I DO own 35% of this darn federation! Now I may not know much about pro wrasslin', due to the fact I work as a director in the porn business, oh, check out "ginger.asian.midget.anal.com" for all your porn needs by the way! But the thing is, I'll be taking V's place for a while, and you Donovan, you needn't worry about running the show anymore! 'Cause that's my job, yeeeeehaaaaaa! So let's get this thing on da roll!
[Donovan sits back down into the announcers desk, pissed off and angry.]
Derrick Donovan: I've never sworn before, BB, but I'm so tempted to right now!
BB Gunn: Do it! It'll let your anger out!
Derrick Donovan: No, no. It'll make me even more angry. I mustn't.
[Skinny Pete begins to walk back towards the curtain when he stops, looks back in the ring at a fallen referee and a light-bulb dings above his head, he focuses on Anomoly in the middle of the ring.]
Skinny Pete: Oh boy, what's your name kid? Actually no, scrap that, we need a darn referee don't we?! Well luckily I have my boy in the back, Big Dick, a pornstar from "ginger.asian.midget.anal.com"! Hey Dick, come on out 'ere won't ya!
[Suddenly a Hispanic old due comes out from the back and struts his way to the ring. The crowd boo him as he smiles and waves when making his way to the squared circle, he's topless and nearly naked. When he gets in the ring, he rips the referee's shirt off and places it over his own head, rubbing his mustache and smiling whilst doing so.]
Skinny Pete: Well now we have a new referee in Biiiiiiiig Diiiiiiiick everyone, I think we're ready for a match ain't we?! Well let's get one underway!
[It's now BB Gunn's time to rise from the announcing desk, he grabs a microphone of his own.]
BB Gunn: Um. I believe it's time for my show, Pete! The Hot-Topic! God I've been waiting for ages to do this! The Storm Crow and Anomoly, champion and contender! So if you don't mind me...
[BB Gunn begins to walk away from the announcing desk and head towards the ring!]
Skinny Pete: Woah hold on, cowboy! Who the hell are ya? That boom guy? Well I'm afraid to say, I'll be takin' da "Hot Topic" as my show now! That's right folks, I'll be hosting da "Hot Topic"!
[He puts his thumb up and smiles, showing his yellow cracked teeth. The crowd just boo and hiss him even more. We cut back to BB Gunn, who looks absolutely devastated and heart-broken.]
BB Gunn: Bu- but... Th- the Hot Topic is m- my show...
[Skinny Pete laughs like a hyena.]
Skinny Pete: Not anymore, yeeeeeehaaaaaaa! BUT, before we host the Hot Topic, let's 'ave an impromptu match, let Big Dick learn da ropes! Hey, do we 'ave some of our midget porn stars backstage? If so, get your miniature asses out 'ere!
[Suddenly two midgets walk out and make their way to the ring, trying to high five the fans but not being able to reach them.]
Derrick Donovan: What th- what's V doing letting this punk buy a stock-hold of this company? He's... Oh you know what... I give up... Let's just let it happen, it'll end soon...
[Both the midgets roll in the ring and scale up one turnbuckle opposite to each other.]
[Baby Jesus raises his staff high in the air for the world to see and Nasty Boy crotch chops at the audience, the crowd flip them off, not knowing how to react.]
[Anomoly, somehow still in the ring and not bored, walks up to Big Dick, shoves his middle fingers in his face and...]
[STONE COLD STUNNER!]
[Baby Jesus and Nasty Boy both clamber down from their turnbuckle, they look at one another, then back at Anomoly, fearing for their lives.]
[Anomoly smiles.]
[He drops Baby Jesus with the...]
[STONE COLD STUNNER!]
[The midget lays unconscious on the mat next to Big Dick, Nasty Boy covers his mouth in shock as he looks down at his fallen comrade.]
[Anomoly smiles again.]
[STONE COLD STUNNER!]
[Nasty Boy falls upon Baby Jesus! The crowd erupt in cheers as Skinny Pete shouts "For fuck's sake" and storms backstage, Anomoly standing tall above the midgets and Big Dick!]
[BB Gunn slides in the ring, smiling at Anomoly, no doubt thanking him for saving his show.]
BB Gunn: Well let's get the Hot Topic on the go I guess, now that Pete's gone to... wherever he's gone to!
[The crowd cheer, Anomoly slowly kicks the midgets and Big Dick out of the ring as they lay knocked out ringside and eventually limp their ways backstage.]
BB Gunn: Now that's all out of the way, whatever that was, I must congratulate you on your win over Sang-Hyun Lee, defending your right to face The Storm Crow in next week's main event! How does it feel?
[Anomoly smirks.]
Anomoly: How's it feel? Feels fuckin fabulous Mr, uh, shiiid what's your name? AK? M14? Fuuuck... Well , it sure ain't no lame ass shit like BB Gunn, eh?
[He nudges BB.]
[Suddenly, Skinny Pete comes out from the back with a tub of popcorn in his arms.]
Skinny Pete: Now hold on mister Gunn and punk-kid! I said I was hostin' da show, not you! So get back to your booth Gunn and let the owner take this!
[The crowd boo even louder and Pete blows on his whistle for them all to stop.]
Skinny Pete: Good boi, Gunn. That's what's best for business.
[Skinny Pete slides into the ring with his popcorn and microphone, he looks at Anomoly and smirks.]
Skinny Pete: So kiddo, first things first, I 'tink ya got some apologizing to do to my little friends...
[Pete motions towards the midgets and Big Dick who have been helped to the back. The crowd boo again and he blows on his whistle once more to silence them all.]
Skinny Pete: Come on boi, say it-
[As the arena darkens, RATM begins to play. The crowd explode with cheers as the screen plays a noir image of crows flying around a derelict building. From behind the stage, The StormCrow makes his appearance, holding a bottle of Jack Daniels. Wearing his trademark trench coat and worn top hat, he smiles to the crowd, and parts his jacket to show off the AXW Championship and XHF European Title belts around his waist. He slowly walks to the ring, and climbs the ring apron.
Derrick Donovan: Oh dear...
BB Gunn: Come on Crow, knock him one!
[After entering the ring, he walks to the corner post, climbs up to the second rope, and raises his bottle to the cheering crowd. He takes a big drink and jumps down to the mat, staring Skinny Pete and Anomoly down. He takes another swig of his Jack Daniels before snatching the microphone out of Pete's hand.]
The Storm Crow: Nice to meet you, I'm the Storm Crow!
[The Storm Crow scoops him up onto his shoulder as the crowd explode!]
[DEATH BECOMES YOU!]
(Over the Shoulder Piledriver)
BB Gunn: HOLY SHIT YESSSSS! THANK-YOU CROW!
[Skinny Pete's body flops limply to the mat as he rolls out of the ring and the Storm Crow looks serious and stern, the crowd can't believe it, no one can!]
[Crow walks over to Anomoly and they both meet in the middle of the ring, forehead on forehead, shouting garbage and profanity at one another.]
[From his waist, Crow unfastens the AXW Championship and holds it high for Anomoly to see, this is what he could win next week, IF he manages to defeat the undisputed champion in The Storm Crow!]
Derrick Donovan: That's right folks, next week in Scotland, the main event... It'll be the AXW Champion, StormCrow going head to head with number one contender, the Anomoly!
BB Gunn: I can't wait!
Derrick Donovan: Well I've just been informed that earlier tonight Skinny Pete got in-contact with a few of his friends from Texas and has comissioned them to advertise their businesses here on our TV slot, how disgraceful.
BB Gunn: No Hot Topic?!
Derrick Donovan: I'm afraid we are going to have to wait, BB.
BB Gunn: I'm getting replaced by some cruddy American advertiseme-
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[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[This advertisement was brought to you by Skinny Pete, for all your American needs. Wait, we're a European federation? Meh, get a visa for America, you can get fat for double the price! Who wouldn't want that
[This advertisement was also brought to you by Skinny Pete, he doesn't care anymore. Maybe he's going to make this federation American? I swear, if he does, I'm going to mur-]
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
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..::BACKSTAGE::..
[We cut backstage where we see Skinny Pete sitting in a deck chair, with a brace around his neck. He's holding it up as he winces in pain, Big Dick, stands next to the deck chair, holding his body in pain and the midgets... Well they are somewhere, but they're too small to be seen so that "somewhere" is unclear. It seems as though Pete has turned the boiler room into his make-do office, it's boiling in there, so Pete has a fan set up just in front of him.]
Skinny Pete: Can I fire dat dude that dropped me on ma head?
Big Dick: Your mother?
[Skinny Pete's face goes red, like bright, bright red. He begins to get angry and steam starts to bellow from his ears.]
Skinny Pete: What was dat?!
Big Dick: Nothing amigo!
[Pete nods his head and stands up, presumably the midgets stand to attention aswell, but they're too small to be seen, so it's just Pete. He stomps his foot upon the floor in a fit of rage before storming out of the boiler room.]
Skinny Pete: Find out his name! I'm to punish 'im! I'll make him pay I tell ya, I'LL MAKE HIM PAY!
[Pete's gone as the boiler room door comes to a sudden close.]
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..::RINGSIDE::..
Derrick Donovan: What was that advertising all about, BB?
BB Gunn: I'm not sure, Dono. But Pete better not be turnin' this place into the AWF... Oh how bad that would be.
Derrick Donovan: Well speaking of the AWF, at XHF Supremacy, later this month, none other than AXW's own, The Storm Crow, will be going head to head with the AWF Champion, Bobby Barratt! Who made a surprise appearance alongside Jackson Steele last time we were on TV, BB! You don't want to miss it, tickets are on sale now at www.XHFnetwork.com and you can also watch the show live and on replay at www.XHFnetwork.com aswell!
BB Gunn: Nice plug. Mongo pay you to say that?
Derrick Donovan: Mongo pays me for many things, BB.
[The lights slowly dim down, as ‘Song for the Dead’ begins to play. The screen goes black, just flashing a blurred, static image of Synn’s face-paint. The man himself appears beneath the screen, wearing a worn band shirt and torn jeans with black boots. He walks to the ring, looking determined, and climbs up onto the apron slowly. He turns, looking around at the crowd, before entering through the ropes and pacing around the ring.]
[He looks at his partner in The Storm Crow, who is still in the ring after what happened earlier, and nods his head.]
[Crow smiles.]
Derrick Donovan: This man Synn, what do you think of him, BB?
BB Gunn: Hmm, it's hard to tell, Dono, there's something off about him.
Derrick Donovan: Well never-the-less, Synn is making his return to a wrestling ring for the first time in a long while, do you reckon he has what it takes to compete with two XHF legends in Price and Rob Arnold?
BB Gunn: Well we're about to find out, DD!
[Synn looks around at the fans and smirks, this is what wrestling is all about.]
[The lights dim down as the echoing intro to "St Patrick" by PVRIS begins to fill the arena and a single spotlight hits the entrance.]
"You give me something to talk about (something to talk about), HEY."
[The song bursts into life, and Rob Arnold slowly enters the arena. Dressed in ring gear and an all black hoodie which restricts the view of his face, he surveys his surroundings, largely ignoring the crowd as he steps towards the top of the ramp. Staring ahead of him, offering little but a trademark smirk he plats his right foot forward and takes to a knee, pauses, and then flings back his hood with his right hand. Arnold stares straight ahead towards the ring once more, before slowly standing and walking confidently down the ramp.]
"I know it's chemicals, that make me cling to you (cling to you)
Oh and I need a miracle, to get away from you (way from you)
I know it's chemicals (that make me cling to you, cling to you)
And I need a miracle (to make me stay with you, stay with you)
And I'm not spiritual (but please stay)
'Cause I think you're a saint, and I think you're an angel."
[Rob approaches the ring and runs his hand along the apron before approaching and walking up the steps, and then through the ropes and into the ring.]
"I said ooh, oooh, you give me something to talk about (something to talk about)
I said ooh, oooh, you give me something to think about, that's not the shit in my head
You're a miracle
You're a miracle (a miracle)"
[Arnold heads straight for the opposite corner and climbs the second turnbuckle and smirks, before slowly raising his arms out wide, baiting the crowd. Another smirk, and he hops back down, removing his hoodie and preparing for the match.]
[The crowd boo him like crazy.]
BB Gunn: Definitely NOT a fan favourite.
Derrick Donovan: You're sure right about that, BB!
[He storms around the ring, staring down the Storm Crow and Synn. They both look at him with utter disregard and disrespect, he is the most hated man in all of AXW.]
[The houselights dim a bit as we hear Tyler Duran from Fight Club's voice come over the PA system.]
"First you have to give up, first you have to know... not fear... know... that someday you are going to die."
[Panther Like a Panther starts up over the PA system at the 19 second mark. "Told the preacher I love her, he said that God was her lover, I said if he really loves her then he would love that we're lovers." Random people all dressed in the same black hat, black bandanna over their faces, black jacket, all stand and raise their fists to the air "I walk around in a bubble, a fucking scoundrel in trouble, In every town, make a rumble, the venue ground into rubble" The beat drops and we see Price himself walk out from somewhere on the ground floor of the fans, draped in all black from the hat that's only half way on his head, the black bandanna over his face, a black t-shirt of whatever band or comic book he's into that week, black leather styled baggy basketball shorts, one leg has a Punisher skull with the American, Brazilian, Japanese, and now British flag embedded inside it, the other leg has his Price family crest on it. (A chair, barbwire, baseball bat, and flaming table in each square) knee pads and black wrestling boots. He does the Eddy style chest slap before throwing his arms out into the crucifix pose, then he lowers his left arm while raising his right fist to the air. He then makes his way towards the ring walking with his gangster style thug swag. Slides into the ring and once again slaps his chest, throws his arms out into the crucifix pose, then raises his fist of resistance as he stands on the bottom and 2nd rope, he pulls the bandanna down off his face, and gives a ever so slight sadistic grin before getting read to fight.]
[Price stares Rob Arnold down, Rob does the same.]
Derrick Donovan: No doubt Synn and the Storm Crow are going to work well as a collective unit tonight, but Arnold and Price, there's a lot of tension and hate there.
BB Gunn: That's true, Dono, I can't see them working well as a team tonight. Someone's gonna snap!
[The referee from earlier is back on his feet and recovering from the stunner.]
[DING! DING!]
[The bell rings and all four men charge at one another in the middle, Crow fighting Arnold and Synn fighting Price!]
Derrick Donovan: Oh, I forgot to mention, this is a tag team warfare match, BB! That means there's no rules! No disqualifications! And no tag ins!
BB Gunn: Oh fuck yea! How could you forget something like that?!
[Price Irish whips Synn into the ropes and on the rebound hits a big clothesline!]
[Meanwhile, The Storm Crow boots Arnold in the gut and chucks him into the ringside area, making him land with a thud on the outside!]
[Crow then turns his attention to Price, who is stomping down upon Synn.]
[Price turns his head and is met with a big fist to the face, he stumbles and bounces against the ropes, and on the rebound hits Crow with a massive fist of his own!]
[Arnold, from the outside, grabs Synn's leg and drags him out of the ring! He begins to smash his head upon the ring-post as Synn tries his best to fight back.]
BB Gunn: Synn not looking good here, he needs to get back in this!
[Arnold goes to smash his head against the post one last time when Synn places his foot there and stops him with a big elbow to the head!]
[He shoves Arnold off of him and charges at him for a take-down, but Rob moves, and Synn's shoulder goes crashing into the steel ring barrier! Arnold looks under the ring for a weapon, and he finds one in a steel chair.]
[In the ring Crow manages to get the upper-hand on Price, getting him into various submission holds. Price, using some technical technique, manages to get out of the holds before some heavy damage is done.]
Derrick Donovan: Let's not forget, all four of these men have great technician game, BB!
BB Gunn: We haven't seen much of it in the past due to brawling, but it seems both Crow and Price are dabbling in it right now, and they're doing a good job of it!
[Suddenly, Arnold slides back in the ring, steel chair in tow!]
[He charges at Crow and hits him with a thunderous...]
[THUD!]
[Crow falls to his knees as Arnold hits it around his head again, busting him open this time!]
[CRACKKKK!]
[Arnold then looks towards his partner, who smirks and slides out of the ring, looking for a steel chair of his own.]
BB Gunn: Last time Arnold had that weapon in his hand, he engraved Scorpion's skull right into it! I'd be careful Price.
[Price gathers his own chair now, and slides back in, joining Arnold in the middle of the ring.]
[Both men look at one another, nod, then smash the chairs down upon a fallen Storm Crow repeatedly!]
[CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!]
Derrick Donovan: This is NOT looking good for Crow here!
[Then, they both turn to attention when Synn clambers back into the ring, holding his shoulder, but a steel chair of his own now also within the confines of his hand.]
BB Gunn: Three steel chairs now, Dono!
Derrick Donovan: Indeed, BB, but it's two chairs against one!
[Synn shrugs and charges at both Price and Arnold, lifting the steel chair over his head and swinging it down!]
[THUD! THUD!]
[The chair bounces off of both Price's and Rob's with a loud clanging noise, it's now Arnold's turn to swing his, and Synn deflects it like an oncoming bullet!]
[Price takes advantage of this and goes to crack his above Synn's head, but Synn kicks him in the gut, grabs his hair, and shoves him into Arnold!]
[THUDDDD!]
[Both Arnold and Price's heads clash into one another's steel chairs as they both stagger back, dropping them as they do so!]
[CRACK!]
[Synn smashes it over the head of Arnold!]
[CRACK!]
[Then over the head of Price!]
[They both fall to the mat as The Storm Crow regains his composure, pulls himself up using the ropes, and joins Synn in the middle.]
[Crow whispers to Synn, "table time?" and his partner smirks.]
[The AXW Champ rolls out of the ring, looks under the ring for a table and finds one, covered in barbed wire.]
BB Gunn: Hey, isn't that Price's table?
Derrick Donovan: Well it looks like it's Crow's now, BB!
[Crow slides it in the ring as Synn begins to set it up and both Arnold and Price stagger to their feet.]
BB Gunn: Who do you reckon's going through it, Dono?
Derrick Donovan: Both of them, or just Arnold, Arnold always goes through barbed wire tables.
BB Gunn: Well yea, but only at the hands of Price.
Derrick Donovan: Maybe Price'll put him through it, you never know!
[The Storm Crow rejoins Synn in the middle as they wait for Arnold and Price to fully rise now.]
[They eventually do and kick both men in the gut, Crow kicking Price and Synn kicking Arnold!]
[Both partners manage to get their opponents into a powerbomb position and turn so they can plant them right through the barbed wire!]
[The crowd cheer.]
Derrick Donovan: NO!
[Arnold and Price punch into the wounds of their opponent's head, Price hammering his fist into the bloody forehead of The Storm Crow!]
[Both Synn and Crow let go of Arnold and Price as they get back to their feet, they shove both men against the rope and on the rebound flip them over their heads!]
BB Gunn: NOT GOOD!
[THUDDDDDD!]
[Both Crow and Synn go straight through the table, their backs being cut open and wounded by the sharp metal! The crowd explode at the sight of blood and warfare!]
[Arnold recovers his composure by leaning against the ropes, Price however, looks at the fans and smirks, enjoying the moment with them.]
[Rob walks over to Price and puts his hand on his shoulder, turning him around so he can look him in the eye.]
[Arnold tells him to stay on track and not lose focus, Price laughs sarcastically before telling Arnold to go fuck himself.]
[The crowd pop loudly.]
[Arnold looks at him in disgust, "What did you just say?".]
[Price smirks, "I said go fuck yourself."]
Derrick Donovan: Uh oh! It looks like these two are already falling out, BB!
BB Gunn: That'll be their eventual downfall!
[Arnold mockingly laughs before shoving Price!]
[Price laughs back and shoves Arnold!]
[Arnold's face becomes serious, he shoves Price again!]
[Price becomes stern, he then shoves Arnold once more!]
[Arnold swings at him with a punch!]
[Price returns the favor with one of his own!]
[Eventually, both men hammer punches upon each other, as Arnold grabs Price's legs, takes him to the mat and gets into a full-mount!]
[THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD!]
[Arnold reigns punches upon punches atop the head of Price as it welts and gets cut open! Price is trying his best to over-power him, but Arnold's MMA experience and training is too much for him to handle!]
[Price however, using his quick wit, finds an escape point and kicks Arnold right in the balls!]
[The crowd cheer as Price shoves a frozen Arnold off of him and clambers to his feet!]
[Arnold wriggles on the floor, clutching his crotch as Price gathers a steel chair from the mat!]
[Price goes to swing it down upon Rob, but his partner just rolls out of the ring!]
[Then Price turns and notices Synn and Crow both using the ropes to stand up, barbed wire clenching onto their backs.]
[He charges at them with the steel chair but they both duck and the chair hits the ropes!]
[Price turns around and The Storm Crow decks him with a clothesline!]
[Then Synn picks him up...]
[ART OF ZEN!]
(Pentagon Driver)
[The crowd cheer at the beauty of the move as Synn makes a pinfall attempt!]
[...ONE...]
[...TWO...]
[...KICKOUT...]
Derrick Donovan: Price just managing to get his shoulder up!
[Synn lifts Price back to his feet and shoves him to the Storm Crow...]
[Crow gets him up on his shoulder as the crowd cheer, will this be the end?]
[DEATH BECOMES YOU!]
(Over the Shoulder Piledriver)
[NO! Price reverses it as Crow goes to hit it into the...]
[PRICE CRASH!]
(Leaping Left Armed Stunner)
[The Storm Crow is hit with Price's finisher out of nowhere as the crowd explode like crazy!]
BB Gunn: HOLY SHIT I DID NOT SEE THAT COMIN'!
[Synn is shocked! He charges at Price for a clothesline but Price ducks! As Synn turns he is also dropped with the...]
[PRICE CRASH!]
(Leaping Left Armed Stunner)
[The crowd go like wild as Price, The Storm Crow and now Synn all lay on the mat, unmoving, knocked out!]
Derrick Donovan: Shades of Xtraction, BB!
BB Gunn: Well all three men are out now, Dono, Price sure knows how to impress!
[Suddenly, Rob Arnold slides back into the ring!]
Derrick Donovan: Uh oh! Here comes Arnold!
[Arnold rushes at Synn!]
[SHATTERED ICE!]
(Curb Stomp)
[The crowd boo loudly, Arnold looks at The Storm Crow next, he charges towards him!]
[SHATTERED ICE!]
(Curb Stomp)
[Then he stops, he contemplates doing the pin now, but thinks better of it. He waits for Price to rise...]
[SHATTERED ICE!]
(Curb Stomp)
[The crowd boo as Arnold stands tall above the other participants in the match, he looks down at the body of Price, and spits in his face!]
BB Gunn: Damn!
[Arnold falls to his knees and covers Synn, wanting to finally end this.]
[...ONE...]
[...TWO...]
[...THREE...]
Derrick Donovan: Damn indeed, BB!
[DING! DING!]
[Arnold rolls off of Synn and rolls out of the ring, storming his way to the back as his three opponents try their best to recover.]
[Then he stops.]
[He turns around, looking down at Price.]
[And walks towards him.]
Derrick Donovan: Oh dear, BB, it looks like Arnold isn't done with Price here!
[Arnold lifts the ring skirt up and pulls out a shiny steel chair as the crowd boo, realizing what Arnold is about to do.]
BB Gunn: Someone stop him!
[Arnold slides into the ring and looks at the Brotherhood, Synn and Crow, and slams the steel chair down upon them as they eventually roll out of the ring, leaving just him and Price.]
[Then he stops once more.]
[Looks at Price, who's trying his best to pull himself up, and shakes his head.]
[He slides the chair underneath his head...]
[SHATTERED ICE!]
(Curb Stomp)
[The crowd react in a chorus of boos as Price's head dents into the steel.]
[Arnold looks at his fallen partner and smirks.]
[Finally, Rob Arnold stands tall, but for how long? And will he get his comeuppance? Who knows, but tonight, this is Arnold's night, and he's rearing to go.]
[Cut.]