Catching up
Jan 10, 2018 21:30:18 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer and Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) like this
Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Jan 10, 2018 21:30:18 GMT -5
**Fade in. Asbury Park, New Jersey. Cemetery.**
*We see Curtis Kanyon sitting next to the gravestone of his late older brother Chris.*
Curtis: So, I’ve got my first major multi-person defense bro. It’s crazy. You defended the X*Crown in a few multi-person matches. I wish I could ask you for some advice. Yeah, I’m here because I was going to do a promo talking about digging twenty-nine holes for twenty-nine souls or something of the sort. But then I realized, I don’t know how many people are even in this match yet! Crazy, right?
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Curtis: Yeah, Mongo with all his crazy ideas! At least it is not on top of a giant cake, right? Still, all I have to do is sit on a throne? What kind of challenge is that? Oh man, I’m really going to have to step this up to get a true warrior battle out of this for Thor, huh?
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Curtis: Oh yeah, you were never into the Thor stuff. It’s cool, I’m sure he’s taking care of you now in Valhalla.
*Curtis pulls out a lunch pale and grabs a sandwich out of it.*
Curtis: A graveyard promo, what was I thinking? No one could ever get over doing promos in a graveyard. Ha ha. Oh man.
*Curtis chomps down on his sandwich. Talking with his mouthful like a neanderthal:*
Curtis: Anyway, I’ve got this weird guy pushing all the titles around. You should have thought of that when you were the X*Crown champ. So much easier to just hire a guy to run those around for me. Also, B.A.N.G. is kicking ass in Seattle, barred from Ohio. But it’s branching out in other areas too. Also also, TGK is going great, they’ve really taken to me. You probably wouldn’t like it there, very chaotic. But it’s right up my alley and just the right amount of crazy.
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Curtis: I just hope I’m doing right by you and making you proud bro. At Supremacy, however many dudes I’m facing, they are going to have to pry those 18 titles from my cold, dead hands! Oh-- no offense.
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Curtis: Ha ha! That’s right, they will all, feel… the… BANG! NONE BETTA!
*Curtis pats the gravestone, then continues to eat next to his brother.*
**Fade out.**
*We see Curtis Kanyon sitting next to the gravestone of his late older brother Chris.*
Curtis: So, I’ve got my first major multi-person defense bro. It’s crazy. You defended the X*Crown in a few multi-person matches. I wish I could ask you for some advice. Yeah, I’m here because I was going to do a promo talking about digging twenty-nine holes for twenty-nine souls or something of the sort. But then I realized, I don’t know how many people are even in this match yet! Crazy, right?
…
Curtis: Yeah, Mongo with all his crazy ideas! At least it is not on top of a giant cake, right? Still, all I have to do is sit on a throne? What kind of challenge is that? Oh man, I’m really going to have to step this up to get a true warrior battle out of this for Thor, huh?
…
Curtis: Oh yeah, you were never into the Thor stuff. It’s cool, I’m sure he’s taking care of you now in Valhalla.
*Curtis pulls out a lunch pale and grabs a sandwich out of it.*
Curtis: A graveyard promo, what was I thinking? No one could ever get over doing promos in a graveyard. Ha ha. Oh man.
*Curtis chomps down on his sandwich. Talking with his mouthful like a neanderthal:*
Curtis: Anyway, I’ve got this weird guy pushing all the titles around. You should have thought of that when you were the X*Crown champ. So much easier to just hire a guy to run those around for me. Also, B.A.N.G. is kicking ass in Seattle, barred from Ohio. But it’s branching out in other areas too. Also also, TGK is going great, they’ve really taken to me. You probably wouldn’t like it there, very chaotic. But it’s right up my alley and just the right amount of crazy.
…
Curtis: I just hope I’m doing right by you and making you proud bro. At Supremacy, however many dudes I’m facing, they are going to have to pry those 18 titles from my cold, dead hands! Oh-- no offense.
…
Curtis: Ha ha! That’s right, they will all, feel… the… BANG! NONE BETTA!
*Curtis pats the gravestone, then continues to eat next to his brother.*
**Fade out.**
