Aftermath
Feb 1, 2018 21:22:09 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001), and 1 more like this
Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Feb 1, 2018 21:22:09 GMT -5
**Fade in. Casa de Kanyon 1.0. Dining Room.**
*Pepito is sitting at the table, eating a pop tart. We hear the grunts of what must be Curtis Kanyon. Esmerelda walks into frame and grabs some cereal and a bowl. Curtis finally enters frame waddling. Waddling you say? Yes, waddling! Because he’s wearing a neck halo! Esmerelda puts the bowl and cereal on the table and goes to grab the milk. Curtis gingerly sits down.*
Pepito: Hey papa! Those cameras are here!
Curtis: Ah, yes, hello people. I know, what the hell right? Stupid Rob Arnold and his stupid chair really put a kink in my neck! It’s not cool. Still going to go support TGK, we have to save the world. But it’s okay, I think I can manage that like this. Other than that, I’m not sure what the future holds, I just thought you should know. The Throne of Blood match did not work out at all like I had hoped.
Pepito: I know! Goldbear should have won! So what if the crown was in his mouth! …I mean, if you didn’t win, which you didn’t. I’m gonna stop now.
*Esmerelda pours milk on Curtis’s Rice Krispies. They sizzle.*
Curtis: Smart boy… I will be back in that ring fighting for that X*Crown again soon enough. Hopefully…
Esmerelda: Is that why he’s still here?
*She points off screen, and we pan to see Paul Smackage sitting at the other end of the table, playing Candy Crush. The camera pans back.*
Curtis: Yeah, he is on retainer. Anyway, I believe I will be back better than ever and Rob or whoever else may have the Crown by then better watch out!
*Curtis raises his spoon toward his mouth…*
Pepito: STOP!
Curtis: What?
Pepito: You’re spoon!
*Curtis looks down, his spoon is melting…that’s weird. Real weird. Esmerelda gasps in horror and takes it away, then dumps out the milk. What the fuck?*
Curtis: That’s really weird, right?
**Fade out.**
*Pepito is sitting at the table, eating a pop tart. We hear the grunts of what must be Curtis Kanyon. Esmerelda walks into frame and grabs some cereal and a bowl. Curtis finally enters frame waddling. Waddling you say? Yes, waddling! Because he’s wearing a neck halo! Esmerelda puts the bowl and cereal on the table and goes to grab the milk. Curtis gingerly sits down.*
Pepito: Hey papa! Those cameras are here!
Curtis: Ah, yes, hello people. I know, what the hell right? Stupid Rob Arnold and his stupid chair really put a kink in my neck! It’s not cool. Still going to go support TGK, we have to save the world. But it’s okay, I think I can manage that like this. Other than that, I’m not sure what the future holds, I just thought you should know. The Throne of Blood match did not work out at all like I had hoped.
Pepito: I know! Goldbear should have won! So what if the crown was in his mouth! …I mean, if you didn’t win, which you didn’t. I’m gonna stop now.
*Esmerelda pours milk on Curtis’s Rice Krispies. They sizzle.*
Curtis: Smart boy… I will be back in that ring fighting for that X*Crown again soon enough. Hopefully…
Esmerelda: Is that why he’s still here?
*She points off screen, and we pan to see Paul Smackage sitting at the other end of the table, playing Candy Crush. The camera pans back.*
Curtis: Yeah, he is on retainer. Anyway, I believe I will be back better than ever and Rob or whoever else may have the Crown by then better watch out!
*Curtis raises his spoon toward his mouth…*
Pepito: STOP!
Curtis: What?
Pepito: You’re spoon!
*Curtis looks down, his spoon is melting…that’s weird. Real weird. Esmerelda gasps in horror and takes it away, then dumps out the milk. What the fuck?*
Curtis: That’s really weird, right?
**Fade out.**
