Post by Wrestle-Gasm on Feb 11, 2018 15:20:14 GMT -5
Wrestle-gasm Revolution Presents
The Climax
A weekly wrestling Re-cap Show
Live from the WGR Headquarters
11 February, 2018
We open up in the control room of the headquarters in the little building ran by Wrestle-gasm Revolution. It is located a few blocks away from the strip. The look of this tiny room is proof that corners are being cut BEHIND THE SCENES so the on-screen product is amazing. Standing in front of the camera are a very fit looking blonde lady in her late twenties. And next to her is frumpy lady in her late forties/early fifties. This woman is smoking a cigar to the displeasure of the young lady next to her. A graphic appears beneath each informing that the young lady is indeed Michelle Cutler and her older counter-part is Della Hernandez.
Michelle Cutler:
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first ever Climax, Wrestle-gasm's weekly re-cap and review show to keep you up to date on what is going on in the world of Wrestle-gasm. My name is Michelle Cutler, and with me is my colleague, Della Henrandez. Each week we will be giving you the scoop in all the comings and goings around here.
Della Hernandez:
And with a company called Wrestle-gasm, you'd expect way more cummings in general.
Michelle Cutler:
Oh come now...
Della Hernandez:
My point exactly. We are the federation that actually indulges in the inherent sexuality of women wrestling and don't stray away from it, you shouldn't stray away from it. After all, I saw the photos you took in your early twenties to even get in this business. Don't go telling me it is about honor, respect, and competition in a company started by a porn star of all things. Let's forget the pre-tense. This place is all about tits and ass, so stop trying to sound like Katie Couric.
Michelle Cutler:
While my broadcast colleague might be correct in her rant, she also forgets that we are a wrestling company first and foremost. While we see nothing wrong with bearing it all, Sheila Swinger also strives to bring thrilling wrestling competition the likes the Vegas strip had never seen before. Me, while I have had my transgressions, I am here to report on the in ring quality while my colleague is...
Della Hernandez:
An outright cunt of a woman who isn't going to sugar coat anything for anyone.
Michelle Cutler:
With that clear, we look towards the first ever live event held in Wrestle-Gasm's Sex and Violence tour recently at the Golden Nugget. It was an amazing event that saw the crowds turn out and get excited for our ladies. There were many great matches and surprises.
Della Hernandez:
But none were more important than the ground breaking announcement at the end of the night. The lovely and talented Sheila Swinger made a declaration of power and finally gave us all the details about how the first champions will be crowned in Wrestle-gasm's first show.
Michelle Cutler:
That is right. Ecstasy of Gold is now a reality as we know the date of that amazing show will be exactly one month from now on March 11th, 2018. But for more details, let's take it to ringside for Miss Swinger's official announcement of that huge show.
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We immediately cut to ringside of the Golden Nugget make shift arena where the fans just witnessed an amazing spectacle of wrestling action and overt sexiness. Now surrounding the ring is the entire initial roster of Wrestle-gasm Revolution. Emilia and Brenda were of course already in ring when world famous porn star Sheila Swinger came out to an amazing ovation from the fans in attendance who probably know her from other work outside of wrestling. Now she is surrounded by everyone on the roster, who eagerly await the announcement of the first ever Wrestle-gasm Revolution PPV event. The fans go crazy with anticipation as she begins to address them.
Sheila Swinger:
You, you lucky fans, you got your first taste of Wrestle-gasm Revolution tonight and I don't think you'll ever be the same. Me and my ladies, we rocked your world. But we are only getting started. This? This was just a little bit of a fore-play before we get down and dirty into the real action. Our clothes haven't even come off yet and you are already fully erect and ready to blow. Now, you boys know me ...Sheila Swinger does NOT disappoint and our first huge PPV event, Ecstasy of Gold is no exception. Why? Because I plan to crown ALL OF OUR CHAMPIONS IN ONE SINGLE NIGHT. As I said, Fuck you and your tournaments. Your lack of vision disgusts me. Every time I see a company open, the only thought in their damn head is to do a tournament. Where is the creativity in that? The answer is that isn't any. It is just plain lazy. And again, we all know that I am not lazy. When I'm on my back, even THEN I am working my ass off for you. So, on the 11th of March, here is what is going to happen...
She briefly pauses to let the anticipation build up towards the big announcement, but then decides to drop the bomb on them.
Sheila Swinger:
We are starting with what I lovingly refer to as the Clusterfuck match. All of you loving young ladies will start in the middle of the ring like any battle royal ...but here is the rub: this ain't your mother's battle royal. No. No pinfalls, submissions, or going over the top rope. The way a person is eliminated is to go through a table ...and I promise you, there will be plenty of wood inside and outside the ring during this match. Why are we starting off so big? Because this match is how we are going to determine the rest of the championship matches in the ring. You see, the first elimination ...well, that person is just plain out of the running. They are done. They don't get to come back to compete for anything. However, the next for two ladies eliminated ...well, let's just say that they better hope that they get along because they are going to find themselves teaming up to face off against the following two eliminated. These two teams will face off in a tornado tag match for WGR Tag Team title belts. Again, these two teams better hope they get along. The four eliminated after them ...these women get the most extreme match of their life as those four will go onto compete to be the first EVER What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas Champion. What is the match they will be competing in, you may find yourself asking. Well, it is none other than the most controversial match EVER made in this history of this business. That is right. These four ladies will find themselves competing in the harrowing Michael Bay Death Match! Only one of these women will get to walk out of that with the title and with their dignity intact. However, the next two eliminated from the Clusterfuck might consider them lucky if they can't hang in ring at a work horse level. Y'see, those two will be fighting for the Neon Championship in what I like to call an Instant Classic Match. This match is a best three out of five falls match. Ladies, these fans will be looking for you to pull out all of the stops here. Do not disappoint.
She pauses once more before moving on to what will clearly be the main event of the evening.
Sheila Swinger:
And that will leave us two ladies. These two women will go onto the main event of the show to compete to be the first ever Champion of Las Vegas. These two will be the headliners and thus, I think this match should be a crowd pleaser itself. Sure, it might be cheap and expected, but everyone LOVES these types of matches. That is why, hanging above the ring will be the championship belt. The only way to reach it and to be the first ever champion will be to climb the ladder. Yes, the first woman to retrieve will not only be the champion, but will be the one to beat within the entire company. They will be the one to set the bar. Rest assured that this event will be one for the record books and will keep you all coming back for more. I hope to see you all there where we will show you all ours.
Her music plays as the fans are now salivating for the premiere PPV event of Wrestle-Gasm Revolution. She struts out of the ring with the rest of the ladies following behind her as there are whistles and cat calls abound.
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We return to the broadcast studio where Michelle and Della stand, reacting to the news of the first ever Wrestle-gasm PPV event!
Della Hernandez:
That was a lot of innuendos for one promo ...even for me ...and I'm a dirty old dyke.
Michelle Cutler:
That you are, but the big news here is that our first show is set and it is going to be a doozy.
Della Hernandez:
Yes and not even a standard match in sight. That Sheila Swinger, she knows what works in today's wrestling and it sure isn't rest holds and chin locks. It is tits, ass, tables, ladders, and Michael Bay!
Michelle Cutler:
I don't agree with that statement, but I know our fans will probably love it. You heard it here first folks: a clusterfuck, a tornado tag match, Michael Bay Death Match, An Instant Classic Match, and, finally, and epic ladder match. All of the gold will be decided here. Ecstasy of Gold looks to be one that you cannot miss. That is all for today, but it here for all of the major events leading up to this milestone PPV here on the XHF Network! For Della Hernandez, this is Michelle Cutler. We will see you all next time.
