Post by vastrix on Nov 29, 2018 7:49:41 GMT -5
The RioTron lights up as we see the inside of an old warehouse. There’s a large wheel like one you would see on a game show that was filled with words on every section. A podium is set up and there is three contestant area that looks like Jeopardy set. Lights shine as a fat midget wearing a suit walks out. Fake applause is heard as two more midgets walk over and stand behind the podium. The fat midget walks over and climbs up on the shoulders of the two other midgets.
MIDGET HOST: Ladies and Gentleman and whatever Francine identifies as… Welcome to the AWOKEN WHEEL OF TORTURE!!!!
Just then Billy Flower comes out, his eyes were wide in terror as he wore a gold leash with chrome spikes that was being led by another midget, this one in a bikini. Two other midgets stood on each side of Fowler with tasers in hand, threatening him if he didn’t follow instructions. Lights flashed down on the makeshift stage and cheesy gameshow music played in the background as Billy was led to the stage like a rabid dog.
MIDGET HOST: Tonight we have our contestant, Mr. Billy Flower, ….or Fowler…Or who the fuck cares? ….But Mr. Fowler isn’t just our contestant tonight, he’s our FIRST EVER contestant!!! And for that, he has earned and extra spin on the Awoken Wheel of Torture!! …and that’s not all, he has the chance to win over a MILLION DOLLARS!!!
Billys face seemed to light up as he heard about the million dollars, and for a second, he forget he had tasers waiting to attack if he made a single move. A slight smile seemed to cross his face,
BILLY FOWLER: You know, a million dollars would make up for this….You can’t just take a guy hostage, and I’ll—-(the midgets stuck the tasers to his skin) AaAaAaHhHhHhH–AARRGGGHHHH
Fowler fell to his knees.
MIDGET HOST: Oooohhhhh, thats gonna cost ya, Mr. Flower. Who said you even had permission to speak during this live taping? We cant just go edit that shit out, you dumbfuck. Ok, let’s see who is his lifeline today… First member of his life line is from the steel city he is known to hang at blossoms and he known to do the best snow. Please give a warm welcome to Erik Blaaaack!!!
Fake applause is heard again as Erik Black walks out.
MIDGET HOST: Ok, the next life line is from the the Rocky mountains….This guy smokes weed and wears more makeup than I do…. He issss…. Salem Sheparrrrrd!!!
Fake applause is heard once more as Salem Shepard walks out with his tag title on.
MIDGET HOST: The next life line is from the Windy City, and well, fuck it… the dude shits in sinks. Lets welcome Knuuuuckssss!!!
Knucks walks out with more fake applause and his tag title on his shoulder. The three men stand behind their podiums and wait for the game to start.
MIDGET HOST: Ok Ladies, gentlemen and the Frank Windsors of the world. We now have our lifelines, our contestant Mr. Billy Flower and we are ready to start the AWOKEN WHEEL OF TORTURE!!!!!! Tonight’s game on the torture wheel we have the following
Grandmas soiled
panties fresh
Blood sucker
to ball sack
Roaches in
ears
Finger nail
removal then dip in salt
Frankie Windsor
treatment
Broken glass
enema
Donkey Dick
ball gag
Nipple clamps
battery charger.
Aids blood
challenge
Name that turd
Liquid nitrogen
shower
Earth worms
up the nose
Water board
urine style
Peanut butter
balls with angry raccoon
Watch frank
Windsor promos for 24 hours straight
Tag titles
to the face
Tongue kiss
a tweaker with five teeth
Baseball bat
to the sack
Dirty Heroine
Gas and matches
MIDGET HOST: So here’s how this will go. Mr. Flower’s—-
BILLY: Its FOWLER!!! Not FLOWER!!!!
Billy was tased by the midgets and again fell to his knees
MIDGET HOST: Geez, this guy just will not learn…Anyway, Mr. Flower’s lifelines will be asked a series of questions and should one of them get an incorrect answer, we’ll take Mr. Flower on a ride of the lifetime!!! He gets to spin the Awoken Wheel of Torture, and whatever it lands on….well, that’s what Mr. Flower has to endure. We will be starting with Mr. Black. ….Mr. Black.
MIDGET HOST: what is the best way to do blow?
Erik Black: Off of a hot ass stippers ass crack
MIDGET HOST: That is correct, Mr. Flower is one step closer to winning one million dollars!!! Ok, Salem…This next question is for you.
MIDGET HOST: Is Avon the correct facial wear for your wrestling attire?
SALEM: So you’re asking me if I wear make up? I wear face paint!!! So, NO!! The answer is NO!!
MIDGET HOST: Ooohhh, Salem…I’m soo sorry. We polled all the female wrestlers in the RSW and the female staff members as well for this question, and Avon is the correct answer, unfortunately….The question wasn’t “what does Salem wear?” it was just a general question.
SALEM: That’s just stupid….losing sucks…
MIDGET HOST: You haven’t lost yet, my Avon face painted friend!! But Mr. Flower gets his first spin on the Awoken Wheel of Torture!!!! Spin the fucking Wheel Jack!!!!!!!!
Fowler is dragged to the wheel. As he crawls to the wheel a midget shows him the taser…. He reaches the wheel but he refuses to spin the it. The midget got him again with the taser, this time in the ass, sending Fowler sprawling to the floor. He whimpered and slowly stood back up and gave the wheel a good spin. After what seemed like an eternity the wheel finally started to slow…
MIDGETS: AIDS… AIDS…. AIDS…. We want the AIDS Blood Challenge
The wheel finally came to a stop and the Midget Host jumped up and down with excitement, as the two midgets she was standing on groaned in pain. It read “Earth worms up the nose.” Billy shook his head “no” as the host pulled a roll of duct tape from the podium and ripped off a piece placing it over Billys mouth. Another midget, this one dressed in a sparkling sequin dress, brought out a styrofoam container of dirt and a plastic fork.
She dug around the container and pulled out several worms, twisting them around on the fork like spaghetti. Billy protested from under the duct tape but he had no options. The midget smashed the fork on his face, moving it around as the worms moved about. Fowler freaked and took a deep breath, one of the worms sliding right up his nose. He gagged and choked as the midget held one of his nostrils shut and he was forced to inhale another worm.
KNUCKS: Damn that mother fucker just snorted worms that shit sucks.
SALEM: It kinda reminds me of Erik….You ever snorted a worm, Erik?
ERIK: Hell no!
SALEM: (Salem made a loud buzzer noise) THAT IS INCORRECT!!!!! Frank Windsor Treatment it is!!!!!
MIDGET HOST: Uumm, no. That’s not how this works. It’s time for the next lifeline of Mr. Flower, and that will be Knucks!! …Are you ready Knucks?
KNUCKS: Yeah, Big Guy hahaha!!!!!!!
MIDGET HOST: Fuck you, asshole. What is the legislature of the Netherlands called?
KNUCKS: Well that is the States General…
MIDGET HOST: That is correct!
ERIK BLACK: WHAT!? HOW!?
SALEM: I am shocked…
KNUCKS: I’m not! I wrote the question!!!
MIDGET HOST: Round 2 Lets go… Erik Black when playing the RSW video game and you are playing against the tallest Guy in the game what is name?
ERIK BLACK: Generic guy… Default Guy, fuck it, who cares.
MIDGET HOST: I am sorry we wanted his actual name… well let’s spin the wheel Mr. Flower.
Fowler mouth is taped shut but it looks like he is screaming no… But he knows he will zapped so he spins the wheel he freaks out as it slows down. It lands on the TAG TEAM TITLES TO THE FACE. Two midgets walk over and grab the titles and they walk over towards Fowler. He tries to put his hands up to block. As he does he is tased and first Salem’s title slams into his face and then Knucks title follows it up. Billy face is bleeding as he falls down.
MIDGET HOST: Looks like he‘s out cold, folks. But the game must go on anyway… Next question is for Salem. Mr. Salem Shepard, who is the previous RSW World Heavyweight Champion?
SALEM: Uuuummm, uuuuhhhh…..Well, that’ll be me. I’m next.
MIDGET HOST: oohh, Mr. Shepard, you’re not doing very well tonight. “Previous” means the last guy to have it. “Previous” doesnt mean “next.”
SALEM: Oh. Well, these bright lights and the cameras….it’s all making me nervous. I can’t think clearly up here.
ERIK: Jesus Christ…. you’re a dumbass, clowndick You seriously don’t know what “previous” means? I knew I didnt team up with a bunch of Einstein’s…but. Ho. Lee. Fuck.
MIDGET HOST: Mr. Flower…..Mr. Flower? Is he conscious yet?
One of the midgets gave Billy a taze on his leg as he laid on the floor unconscious; which brought him right back to to his feet. Blood trickled from his nose as he hesitantly spun the Awoken Wheel of Torture. It spun around clacking on each topic before it finally came to a crawl and stopped.
MIDGET HOST: Oh my…..wow….I didn’t expect that one. Tongue Kiss The Tweaker with Five Teeth, it says!!!
The midget in the sparking sequin dress appeared from the back holding the hand of an ugly, nasty woman leading her on stage. Her hair was thin and ratty, her face was wrinkled and ghostly but full of sores. Her old droopy tits hung beneath her dirty old sweater. She scratched her face with her burned up fingers that were solid black under the nails. She smiled, and it was the nastiest smile you had ever seen. Her gums were red, pink and black.. The five teeth she had left were jagged like a mountains peak and four different shades of yellow dotted with brown crud. She ran her tongue across them as she approached Billy Fowler and grabbed his face, ripping the duct tape off. He violently shook his head “no”…..
ERIK: I didn’t know Andi Snow was participating in this game show…
The dirty tweaker stuck out her tongue and tried to put it in Billys mouth but his lips were sealed tight, but it found a way inside like an alien probing a butt hole.
KNUCKS: Eeewww…..
SALEM: Jesus Christ, I think I’m going to vomit.
The dirty tweaker fondled Billy’s butt while she ran her tongue across the inside of his mouth and finally bit his lip with those jagged little remains of teeth. After a few moments she pulled away from BIlly and her hard nipples could be seen, it turned her on. All the midgets along with Erik, Knucks and Salem looked absolutely disgusted. Finally, the sequin dressed midget came back on stage and pulled the nasty tweaker away as Billy vomited on the stage. The midget handed the tweaker something that neither of them wanted to be seen, but the shot clearly caught the small plastic baggie that the tweaker was given and a huge smile broke out on her dirty face.
MIDGET HOST: Well, my friends…It’s that time – the last question of our show….This is for the million dollar prize but ONLY If Knucks can answer this next question correctly. Mr. Stevenson, are you ready!?
KNUCKS: Yeah!!! Let’s do it!!!!
Billy’s eyes widened and a grin of hope lit up his face when the million dollars was mentioned.
MIDGET HOST: Ok, Knucks..Who is Poison married to?
ERIK: Oh, come on!!!! Why is he getting the easy ones!?
KNUCKS: not Twot not….
MIDGET HOST: Holy shit, that’s correct!!!! NOOOOTT!!!! Im sorry Knucks, Scotty was the correct answer. Spin the goddamn wheel, Mr. Flower!!!!!!
For the last time, Billy spun the wheel and he cringed when it finally came to a stop and he saw his last punishment: Grandmas Soiled Panties.
BILLY: No!!!! Absolutely not!!! (The midget with a taser threatened him and Billy started to act right) Fiiiiiiine…..Let’s just get this over with. …I was never going to win a million dollars, was I?
MIDGET HOST: Hahahahahaha, of course not!!!!!!
The sequin dress midget led an elderly lady from the crowd; it took a few minutes as she needed a walker to get to the stage. When she finally got there, one of the midgets reached up under her gown, which made the old lady giggle, and pulled out a Silver Bullet that was dripping with old lady juices. The midget reached up the gown a second time and slowly removed the old pair of panties that she was wearing. Billy tried to escape and this time caught numerous shots with the taser. He fell to the ground and one of the midgets sat on his chest. She was handed the Silver Bullet and wiped the old lady juices from it on his face as he moaned in agony. Next, the midget was handed the soiled panties. She showed them off for the crowd and we could see the brown stains in the crotch, and you could almost smell the stench through your TV screen. BIlly shook his head and kept his mouth shut, but he was no match for the little, fat fingered midget as she shoved the panties in his mouth. He tried to keep his mouth shut, but the applied pressure on the panties made the juices run out of them and onto Billy’s cheeks and chin. The midget slapped another piece of duct tape on his mouth and laughed as she stood up, leaving him there to squirm in agony.
MIDGET HOST: Well, that wraps up our show for the evening!! We hope you enjoyed this first ever edition of …..The Awoken Wheel of TORTURRREEEE!!!!!
The cheezy game show music started to play as the lights flashed around the stage. Erik, Knucks, Salem and all the midgets left the stage leaving Billy behind as he tried to scream out beneath the duct tape. The warehouse lights started to go off, section by section, until it was pitch black and only BIlly remained, trying to call out for help from beneath the duct tape.
