Anarchy 44

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Yep, being lazy for a moment again.

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Backstage at the office of Armand von Krauss, he sits and goes through paperwork at his desk. He keeps a side eye on the computer screen where a live stream of the show is going on. The phone rings and Armand answers it with a polite hello.



ARMAND VON KRAUSS: My wife bought four tickets to Manchester? Why would she buy tickets to Manchester when I could come to Washington DC to get her? She was flying from where and with a teddy bear? Did she give you a name?



Armand listens, his free hand tightening to a fist as he listens.



ARMAND VON KRAUSS: My wife’s name is Esmeralda and not Lilith. Yes, I would like to report the card as stolen. Shut it down, bitte. Thank you. No, there is nothing else that I need help with.



Armand hangs the phone up with a sigh.



ARMAND VON KRAUSS: Lilith, you wertlose kleine Schlampe. I see I’m going to have to turn up the heat against you. Let me see…



Armand picks up the phone and dials it with a predatory smile.



ARMAND VON KRAUSS: Hello. I need to speak with Doctor Remington Booker, bitte.



The arena lights begin to dim as we get ready for the night’s show. People are making their way to their seats as we focus on the announcers’ table.



TOMMY ONIONS: What kind of Doctor is Doctor Booker?



JOSEPH GREER: I have no idea. I’m just surprised that Lilith stole Armand’s credit card and even more surprised that he used the word, please.



TOMMY ONIONS: The boss is always polite. He’s a psychopathic monster, but he’s polite.



JOSEPH GREER: Well, fans, we have a great show for you tonight for Anarchy! Filth Factory will be defending the tag team titles again, we will have the debut of Cheyenne Tabernacke, and we will be giving year end awards throughout the night.



TOMMY ONIONS: Year end awards? Shouldn’t those have been done at AnarChristmas?



JOSEPH GREER: Probably, but it didn’t get done then. First up, we have Lilith taking on Marcus Anderson in a no holds barred match where Armand intends Lilith to have another temper tantrum to destroy Marcus.



TOMMY ONIONS: Judging by what had happened to Brantley Hughes, I think Marcus can start worrying about how he is going to spend his time in the bread line and recovering from his injuries.



JOSEPH GREER: I think Marcus has figured that out and has formulated a plan with Chris Parsons.



TOMMY ONIONS: Can even Parsons plan for the kind of crazy that Lilith can bring to the ring?



JOSEPH GREER: Let’s head down to the ring to find out.

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A few remaining RSW fans make their way down to their seats in the arena as they eagerly wait for the show to begin. In the ring a few staff members are still setting up the ring and camera equipment as suddenly the lights go down and the crowd immediately goes quiet not knowing what to expect.



A loud female voice can be heard as the backstage cameras come into focus, die hard RSW fans immediately recognise the voice to be that of RSWs own self proclaimed worlds greatest fighter, Lilith.



LILITH: Hellooooooooo??? Can any bear-dy hear me???



The scene cuts backstage as we find Lilith, dressed in a skin tight, extremely revealing leather biker chick outfit with matching high heeled leather boots. She has her long dark hair pulled back in a pony tail and has done her makeup dark and flawless as usual.



Lilith taps on the camera a few more times before grinning brightly inches away from the lens, showing nothing but her flawlessly beautiful face to the live crowd.



LILITH: Hi everybear-dy! Your favorite fighter person in the whole wide world, Lilo, here! Soooooo as you all know I’m in the main event AGAIN this week. You know why?! Cos EVERY match I’m in instantly becomes the main event! I’m just THAT super awesome!



This gets a mixed reaction from the live crowd, who still aren’t really sure if they should cheer or boo the beautiful brunette.



LILITH: And so of course I knows that you’re all SUPER excited to see your Lilo in the match… a no holds barred match? Now I dunno about any of you, but I don’t gots a BLUES CLUE what the heck that even means! It’s some kinda street fighty brawl thinggy, huh? Soooooo whatcha say? How about we go get this stuffs started!



Lilith nods and smiles again at the camera before stepping away slowly and almost tip toeing down the corridor past many locker rooms. She eventually stops outside the one she was looking for and grins to herself before turning back towards the camera.



LILITH: Ummmmm… I guess this is the bit where I go DING DING DING!!!



Lilith reaches out one of her hands and knocks on the locker room door, the door read “Marcus Anderson” on the name plate. Marcus eventually opens the door not expecting who was waiting for him.



MARCUS ANDERSON: It’s time already—- Arghhhhh what the f—-



As soon as Marcus had opened the door Lilith reached back and punched him HARD in the face. She then charged right at him as the two wrestlers tumble down onto the floor, unleashing left the right hands upon each other. Lilith grabs his hair and smashes his head down onto the floor, dazing him instantly.



LILITH: Come on, Mucus! We got places to go, places to be! We can’t just play in here as fun as it might be!



Lilith reaches over and grabs one of the nearby water bottles, unscrewing the top and pouring the water over Marcus’ fallen body. She throws the bottle hard down onto him before picking him up off the floor and throwing him at his locker room door, the two wrestlers now making their way into the backstage corridor.



LILITH: So where do you wanna go first? (Lilith pauses for a brief moment) Oooooooo I have an idea! Let’s go see our adoring fans! By which I OBVIOUSLY mean MY fans since who in their right mind would be a fan of Mucus?!!



Lilith goes to pick Marcus up onto his feet again but the wrestler manages to change things up on her, as he grabs her arms and PULLS her towards him causing her to trip and fall straight into a bunch of camera equipment sending it flying everywhere.



MARCUS ANDERSON: You really are a crazy fucking bitch!



Marcus steps over towards the downed Lilith, grabbing a steel chair as he stands above her and sends the chair SMASHING hard into Liliths sides. Again and again and again Marcus smashes a steel chair down into Liliths side causing the brunette to scream out in pain, grasping at her sides. Marcus finally throws the steel chair down by his side as he rolls Lilith over onto her back with his boot. He looks around trying to find a referee to do the three count as Lilith continues to lie motionless on the floor.



MARCUS ANDERSON: Where the hell is the ref?! Screw it…



Marcus climbs down on top of the downed brunette and goes to make the three count himself, slapping his hand down onto the concrete floor, but before he can hit three Lilith kicks out. She reaches up and CLAWS at his face causing him to grab hold of his head as pain shoots through it and Lilith takes the opportunity to throw him off of her as she slowly pushes herself up onto her knees, still grasping hold of her ribs.



LILITH: That… was NOT nice AT ALL!!! What the hell is your problem?! What did that chair ever do to you?!!



Lilith gets back up onto her feet as quickly as possible and grabs hold of a camera wire which she immediately wraps around Marcus’ neck and begins choking him with it.



LILITH: We’re supposed to be having fun and you’re ruining it! STOP RUINING MY FUN!!!



Lilith drags Marcus’ body across the floor a moment before forcing him up onto his feed and leading him down the corridor by the camera wire as if it was a dog leash. She occasionally stops to elbow him in his face as she finally comes to her desired destination.



LILITH: I want a drink.



Lilith throws the camera cord off of Marcus’ neck as she throws him through yet another door, the two wrestlers now stepping into the arenas lobby. Fans rushing to the scene as soon as they realized where the wrestlers were.



CROWD: THIS IS AWESOME… THIS IS AWESOME… THIS IS AWESOME!!!



Lilith grins to all the fans as she wraps her arm around Marcus’ neck, leading him over to the drinks stand. Just before Lilith was about to throw Marcus over the counter top, the wrestler reversed the throw and instead sent Lilith flying over the top of the counter, crashing into a bunch of boxes and other items that were behind it.



Marcus tries his hardest to catch his breath for a moment as finally a few RSW officially join them, a referee checking on Marcus to make sure he was okay and as Marcus nods his head to say that he was, Lilith is back on her feet, cup in hand and is helping herself to the drinks. She steps around the counter with drink in hand, taking a mouthful of it and immediately spitting it into Marcus’ face.



LILITH: Cherry?! Ewwwwww! Disgusting! Anywayz where were we… Ooooooo oh yeah! Hotdogs!



Lilith goes to grab Marcus again but the man pushes her off him and charges at her, spearing her down onto the floor. Lilith writhes in pain as Marcus goes to pin her again. This time the referee gets into position to make the count…



ONE…



TWO…



Th—-



No! Lilith kicks out again. Marcus sighs to himself as he begins to unleash hard left and rights down onto Liliths face. It looks like he has finally got the better of the brunette but out of no where she wraps her hands around his head and send a headbutt crashing into Marcus’ forehead. Marcus falls to the side as Lilith touches up her face to make sure she was okay.



LILITH: Who the hell punches a girl in her face?! I have an important date later you JERK FACE!!!



Lilith pushes herself up onto her feet and sends a HARD boot right into Marcus’ head seemingly knocking him out. She doesn’t make the cover though, instead she steps over to the hotdog stand and grabs a couple of them, taking a bite out of one of them and slowly walking back over towards Marcus who was still down on the floor.



LILITH: You gotta try these, Mucus, they aren’t bad.



Lilith bends down, grabbing hold of Marcus’ hair and bringing him up to face her she SMUSHES the hotdog into his face. She then throws him back down onto the floor and wipes off her hands.



LILITH: Alright time to finish this stuff. I got places to be, Mucus, I can’t play with you all night!



Lilith reaches down to pick Marcus up off the floor ready to hit whatever move she had decided was to be her finishing move, but as Marcus gets back onto his feet he locks Lilith around her head and hit her with THE KILL!!!



CROWD: HOLY SHIT… HOLY SHIT… HOLY SHIT!!!



Marcus looks down at Liliths unmoving body as her head had just bounced off the concrete floor and slowly covers her knowing that this thing was finally over.



ONE….



TWO…



THR—-



No! Somehow Lilith kicks out again. Marcus shakes his head in disbelief as he reaches down and picks the brunette up off the floor once again, he tries to hit another finishing move on his opponent but Lilith manages the block the move, she tries to push Marcus away from her but Marcus reverses her and throws her across the lobby, Lilith crashing into one of the merchandise stands.



As Marcus steps over towards her, Lilith seemingly begins to laugh to herself looking at each of the RSW tops surrounding her. As Marcus looks at her confused, Lilith throws a hard elbow into his face, causing him to stumble on his feet. She then quickly turns around and hits Marcus with THE KILL, the same move she had received just a moment ago, sending him crashing down onto the glass cabinet full of RSW merchandise. Lilith looks down at him as he collapses down onto the floor, still laughing about whatever she had found so funny before.



LILITH: I think it’s funny stuffs how there’s lots and lots of Lilith stuffs here but not a single Mucus thing! Not one! Man you suck, Mucus! I guess you’ll just have to wear that Marcus Anderson top there… whoever that is!



Lilith shrugs off the Marcus Anderson top that seemed to have sold quite well as her watch alarm started to go off. She looks down at her Apple Watch and turned off the alarm sighing to herself.



LILITH: Well great, now I’m late for my date. Thanks a lot, Mucus! I better end this quick…



Lilith reaches down and picks Marcus up off the floor, takes a few moments enjoying watching him stumble on his feet and then hits him with a spike DDT, spiking his head hard down onto the concrete floor. She quickly covers him by stepping on his chest, digging the heel of her boot into his chest. She glares at the referee.



Lilith: Make the count damnit!



Finally the referee climbs down onto the floor and makes the three count.



ONE…



TWO…



THREE!!!



The nearby crowd cheer as the referee announces Lilith as the winner, but the brunette ignores all of it hurrying back towards the locker room area.

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The camera’s cut backstage as we find one half of the RSW Tag Team Champions, Salem Shepard, walking down the corridor.



As Salem reaches his locker room door he immediately realizes that something is wrong.



SALEM: Oh for fuck sake…



The camera zooms in on the door, once again the word “Awoken” has been crossed out with purple spray paint and this time the words “Wake Up Club” has been written on there instead.



SALEM: woah, woah, woah….wait….



Salem, with excitement building up inside him throws open his locker room door, knowing exactly who is waiting for him inside. Of course it was none other than the woman who had obsessed over him since day one of her being in the company, self proclaimed World’s Greatest Fighter, Lilith.



Salem steps into the room as Lilith beams up at him as if she had been waiting for him all day. She is sat at a small round table she had placed in the middle of the room, sat around the table were eight different teddy bears all of which were wearing their own outfits which were oddly familiar, and in the center of the table was a little tea set which Lilith and the bears had seemingly been enjoying.



LILITH: Salemmmmmmm!!! Hi!!! I’ve been waiting for you allllllllllllllll day! Tis about time you got your adorable little booties on and made your way over here to the new and most importantly IMPROVED Wake Up Club!



Salem glares at Lilith once again looking at her with a massive smile across his painted face.



SALEM: So, you’re the Lilith bitch? Well, I…..



Lilith interrupted him not allowing him to finish saying whatever it was he was about to say. The brunette couldn’t help but think to herself how adorable Salem looked right now.



LILITH: SALEM!!! Please let me finish! I know you can’t wait to make out with me but please…



Salems face seemed to light up and his smile widened as Lilith spoke.



SALEM: I dunno if…..



LILITH: SALEM!!! NO! You listen! And you listen GOOD, Mistah!



Lilith pushes herself out of the tiny plastic chair she was sat on and bounces over towards the guy who looked like he was ready to take his clothes off and get down to business.



LILITH: Now I will admit, at the Christmas show, I took things wayyyyyyy too fast… and … ummmmm…



Lilith couldn’t help but check Salem out. As she practically began drooling.



LILITH: …hard.



Lilith immediately put her hand in front of Salem’s face not allowing him to talk.



LILITH: But see, I realized where I went wrong before, figured all that stuff out super good and everything! And I know now that it was wrong of me to just expect you to just pick up and leave with me just like that. I mean as great as I am and stuff… I know now that you need more than just me. You need friends too… and yeppers I know that you’d miss Knuckles too. Not Erik Black Bear though, no bear would miss him!



Lilith turned her attention back onto the table where all the bears were sitting.



LILITH: And so that’s why I spent all night long making you NEW friends… IMPROVED friends!



Lilith points over at the bears.



LILITH: See, look! There’s a red furred, bug eating Chey Bear… that slutty one over there? The one who just can’t keep her damn clothes on to save her stupid ugly life? That’s a Snow Bear! And look…



Lilith pointed at one of the other bears, this one was a Knuckles cuddly toy, the character from the Sonic video games. Lilith glared angrily at him though she knew Salem would love him for obvious reasons.



LILITH: That one there? That’s Knuckles! And he’s just as stupid AND just as worthless and ugly as the previous version! I’m sure he’ll be a terrible friend to you too but who am I to say anything?! I’m just the girl WHO LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD EVER!!!



Liliths mood suddenly changed, she was now beginning to get angry at Salem, which was shocking to even her but she continued as she figured what she had to say was extremely important and necessary.



LILITH: Me! The girl who would do ANYTHING for you and spent ALL GODDAMN NIGHT MAKING YOU NEW FRIENDS AND DO YOU DESERVE IT?!!! Do you deserve me?! DO YOU?!!! NO!!! The way you treat me…



Once again Liliths mood changed, she was now beginning to cry.



LILITH: The way you treat me, Salem… and I just love you sooooooo much! You’re HORRIBLE to me! I even made you a stupid fucking Mindy Bear so you could be a mean JERK still whilst with me!



Lilith once again GLARED at the Snow Bear, charging over to her and BOOTING her right in her head, sending her flying and crashing into the nearby wall.



LILITH: I looked all this stuff up, Salem! I looked it up! You know what this is?! This is called DOMESTIC ABUSE!!! And I hate you for it…



Once again Liliths mood seemingly instantly changed, she was now looking at Salem with pure desire and lust in her eyes.



LILITH: But at the same time I love you for it and I’d love nothing more for you to just take me, throw me on top of the table right there and let the bears watch like the little pervs they are as you just…



Salem looked around the room and Liliths odd rant never seemed to phase him.



SALEM: Listen, hoe, I stopped taking my meds. So, the Salem that you knew….the one that’s been around lately, he’s not here…



Lilith gasped loudly as a huge smile instantly spread across her face.



LILITH: You stopped taking those pills?! OH MY GOD BEAR!!!! YES YES YES YES YES!!! So you’re back to being my Magical Kitty again?! OH MY GOD BEAR THIS IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE!



Lilith paused and glared down at the Andi Snow Bear who was lying upside down, face first on the floor.



LILITH: It was Mindy who made you take those wasn’t it?! WASN’T IT?!! Tell me what she did to you, Salem! I’ll rip her ugly god damn face off!!!



Salem shrugged a little, his eyes ran up and down Liliths body, checking out every inch of her exposed skin and the tight fitting clothes that showed off her every curve.



SALEM: We need to talk first though….



Salem looked around at all the bears in the room and his head seemed to drop when he saw the Mindy bear.



SALEM: You have to understand, Mindy meant a lot to Kyle….But me? I always hated that bitch. I had gotten her pregnant right out of Highschool and she killed our baby. …that bitch. So if you want to kill her, be my guest…



Salem took a step toward Lilith and put his arm around her waist, pulling his body close to hers. Lilith didn’t react though, she was way too busy focusing on what Salem had just told her… Mindy… Andi Snow had killed their baby?! Lilith growled loudly as she pushed Salem away from her and immediately reached into her bra and pulled out a small dagger, which had a pink diamond encrusted handle.



LILITH: Salem… My dreamy, super sweet Magical Kitty, as much as I’d LOVE to just…. ummmmm… reconnect with you right meow… her killing OUR baby?! Getting away with it?! Her still living to this day?! NOPE!!! Not happening! I gotta deal with this! And by deal with this I mean KILL HER!!!



SALEM: The plan was to always raise my kid with you. Look at you, you are the finest fuckin thing in the RSW….Well, not just RSW – but the entire WORLD!!!! Listen, Lilith, I have a plan…..



Lilith put both her arms around Salem’s neck, her face just inches from his. Sweat ran from her palms as she squeezed the dagger in her hand.



LILITH: Yep yep yep… I know, hunny bear, I know… we will run away together and get married AND have mini Lilith and Salems AND live happily ever after together soon! I pinky promise swear it to you! But first I SERIOUSLY gotta deal with this! She can’t be allowed to live after everything she’s done, Salem… she just CAN’T!!!



SALEM: Well…..Don’t get too far ahead of yourself, beautiful. I have a problem. At some point, my boys Erik and Kuncks, ….and that bitch sister of mine, Lindsay, will want me to get back on my meds. Mindy might even try as well, but she wont come around me like this. I don’t want to be that person, Lilith. I don’t want to be Kyle who only paints his face to pretend to be ME, the REAL Salem Shepard!!! We have to ruin Kyles life. We have to make sure that if I get back on my meds, Kyles life is completely ruined and theres nothing left for him to come back to. I’ll get back on my meds and come to the conclusion that theres nothing left for me in that fake world. ….Right now? Everything is real. You’re real. Your scent, your looks….Baby, you’re driving me crazy.



A single tear ran down Liliths flawlessly beautiful face as she placed her hand gently onto Salem’s handsome face.



LILITH: Salem, trust me, there isn’t a single thing I wouldn’t do to … or for… you. If those ASSHOLES are going to force you to take some meds that do all these super horrible things to you… then I’ll deal with THAT too! Some friends they are! What sort of MEAN jerk faced asshole bears force a friend to take meds?! GOD BEAR I HATE THEM!!! And as for your sister… girl talk!



Lilith winked slyly at Salem.



SALEM: Knucks and Erik and just looking out for me, I get it. But I don’t think they understand that I’m a more dominant wrestler when I don’t take my meds. …Don’t be mad at them. Be mad at my dead parents. Be mad at Mindy. Be mad at my sister Lindsay. And, there is one more thing…..They think you’re crazy. Like, legitimate, bat shit crazy. ….I don’t know if you are, but the thought of it makes me wanna bang your guts out.



Salem pulled her closer, grabbing one of her legs, pulling it up to his waist and running his hand up her back of her leg up close to her butt. Goosebumps broke out of Lilith’s skin and he could see the sparkle of love in her eyes.



SALEM: I want you. I want you now. For some reason, I don’t need you to be scared to turn me on. Usually I need a bitch to be scared of me to fuck her…..but not you…for some weird reason…



This was all far too much for Lilith to handle. Knucks and Erik Black forcing her beloved Salem to take some poison … Mindy killing their child… people calling HER the crazy one. Lilith shook her head hard as she pushed Salem away from her. No matter how badly she wanted to run away with the love of her life, she knew deep down inside that she could never be happy until she dealt with all of this.



LILITH: You knows, I think it’s SUPER funny stuffs how Knuckles and Erik Black Bear and even stupid ugly fucking Mindy do all this SUPER horrible stuffs to you and yet they call ME the crazy one?! Listen to me, Salem…unlike them I would NEVER hurt you, not EVER! I need to deal with this Salem, I gots to go and sort this stuffs out right now! You know how much I love you and it’s time I proved this fact to you by making sure…from this day forward… that we live happily ever after…til death do us part! Oh and ummmm…just so we’re clear here… the only time I’d EVER hurt you would be if you asked me to!



Lilith once again winked at Salem as she played with her small blade in between her hands. Salem smiled as took a step back toward Lilith and ran his hands down her super tight, sexy body.



SALEM: I don’t think anyone has felt this way about me before. I know Mindy loved Kyle, the pussy Salem, but nobody has ever loved me like you do. All they wanted to do was lock me up in padded rooms to ‘protect me’ because they ‘loved me.’



Lilith blinked at Salem and quickly shook her head at him.



LILITH: No, Salem. Mindy never loved you… Never… ever …EVER!!! You know how I knows that?! Tis cos when you love some bear-dy you accepts them and loves them for EXACTLY who they are! You don’t try and force feed them all sorts of yucky poison stuff to like freaking mind control them into being your robot slave thinggy! Honestly it makes me soooooooo grrrrrr what they have done to you…



Lilith pulled an extremely sad face whilst looking at Salem, her eyes filled up with tears.



LILITH: That’s why I gots to get them, Salem. I gots to get ALL of them! I’m sure you’d do the exact same stuffs if some meanie hurt me…



SALEM: Would you kill them for me?



LILITH: Yeppers! Of course! I’d do anything for you, Salem!



SALEM: Is that a promise? ….Would you kill Lindsay and Mindy if need be? ….If so, I need you to promise that you’ll leave Erik and Knucks alone. They’re my boys and they’ll look out for me. I need them, I need them to help me take over the RSW. And when we do, you can be the Queen to my King.



Lilith just looked at Salem extremely confused. She didn’t really understand this at all.



LILITH: How can you be so nice and stuffs to them? After what they did to you?!



SALEM: I told you….They didn’t put me on the schizo meds. That was my parents, and it was Mindy who kept on pushing me to take them when we were a couple after highschool. Knucks and Erik are my boys….If I don’t take my meds they’ll still support me. They might not like everything I do, but they’ll support me. They know who I really am and they accept me for it. They’re not bad people.



Lilith nodded her head at her husband to be, she wouldn’t have questioned him further no matter what he had said. She just loved him and cared about him that much.



LILITH: Okayz Magical Kitty, but you gots to tell them that I’m NOT crazy, cos I’m not. I’m just a girl standing in front of a guy telling him that she loves him AND that she’d brutally murder his entire family if he asked her to.



Something inside Salem turned him on when she uttered the words ‘Magical Kitty.’ For some odd reason, he loved it. It sent a burst of sexual excitement coursing through his body.



SALEM: Babe, I’ll do everything I can to convince them you’re not crazy….because you’re not. Look at you….how could they think your crazy? Right now you’re my world, you’re my everything. I have two goals in life: One is to dominate the RSW and the other is to spend the rest of my life with you.



LILITH: And when we’re married I automatically become part of Awoken, right? Not that I NEED to join your group… but I gotta admit it would be kinda fun! And besides I’ve always wondered what you three gots up to in your top secret meeting thinggys!



SALEM: Well, …Uuummm….I dunno if I can convince them of that. See, we vote on everything because there is no leader of Awoken. I’m not sure they would accept you even when we do get married. But we can still be on the same team. We can fight this place together. Awoken Plus Lilith. …They don’t have to know. But when we take over the RSW and I become the Heavyweight Champion, I’ll be the King of this place – and if they still don’t want you in Awoken, you can sit on the throne next to mine and be my queen.



LILITH: But, I am your Queen. I’ve been your queen for a beary long time, you just haven’t noticed. Our stars aligned into the shape of a bear one night and I knew you were meant to be mine. Forever.



Salem couldn’t take it anymore. Everyone had told him that Lilith was crazy, but they didn’t mention that she was smoking hot as well. But crazy? He wasn’t seeing it. All he saw was a woman madly in love with him, and that had never happened before. Mindy only loved Kyle, the guy who didn’t paint his face full time, …But Lilith? She loved the alter-ego, crazy, schizo, all the time face-painted Salem. This was a whole different feeling, a feeling he had never felt before. And he wasn’t sure, but he had a creeping thought that he absolutely loved this woman like he had never loved anyone before.



SALEM: I want you, and I want you right now.



Salem let go of his embrace of Lilith and took off his shirt revealing his tattooed, chiseled body; and Salem could almost see Lilith melt as her eyes filled with sexual anticipation. But he stopped.



SALEM: First, …you promised. You promised to take care of Mindy and everyone else who wanted me to be a hollow shell of myself and take my medication. You will kill them.



Lilith could hardly catch her breath at the site of the shirtless Salem and she stammered for a second before she could reply.



LILITH: Y-yes….Of course. Anything for you….ANYTHING that makes you mine and mine only…..mine forever.



Salem took the pink encrusted dagger from her hand and held out his palm. He pushed the blade down on his hand, cutting open his flesh and allowing the blood to pool up. He handed the dagger back to Lilith.



SALEM: Now you….



Lilith, with no hesitation, quickly slid the blade across her hand and tossed it on the chair next to her. She put her hand on Salems massive chest and slowly ran it down his stomach leaving a trail of blood behind. Salem grabbed her hand with his clean hand, then took his bloody hand and placed it on hers, mixing their blood together.



SALEM: Now it’s a promise that you can’t back out of.



Lilith smiled and blushed. Everything she had ever dreamed of was coming true. She intertwined their fingers together, their blood mixing as it dripped down their arms and onto the floor. Salem took his other hand and started to undo his belt when a voice came from behind them.



VOICE: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! STOOOOOPPP!!!!



Not letting go of each others hands, they both turned and saw Knucks standing at the door of the dressing room. The dizzying excitement from the moment they just shared left Liliths face and her eyes lowered in anger at the sight of Knucks.



LILITH: YOU!!!!! Get out of here!!! Magical Kitty and I are about to make the beary most precious baby you could ever have!! Leave, Knuckles bear!!!



Knucks was mind blown. He had tried to warn Salem to stay away from the crazy bitch, but apparently he didn’t listen.



KNUCKS: Wait, did you guys just put your blood together!?



LILITH: Yes!!! We made a promise and Magical Kitty is mine now FOREVER!!!!!



KNUCKS: Oh my God, bro, thats gross….You’ve probably got AIDS now.



LILITH: Wait… I gots aides now?! As in the weirdo bears who does stuffs for you and stuffs?! Hmmmmm tis probably cos Lilo and Magical Kitty are like ROYALTY and stuffs!



SALEM: Its fine, bro. I mean, she’s not crazy like you made her out to be. She seems pretty normal….



Knucks was mind blown at the statement from our face painted hero. ‘Not crazy?’ He wondered. He looked around the room at the stuffed bears and wondered what ‘crazy’ would be if this wasn’t it…



KNUCKS: Homie, it’s about time for our match. We need to talk strategy before we get out there.



Salem seemed to think this over and the thought of beating Shane and Lex was now a priority in his eyes.



SALEM: Hey, you know.,…He’s right. I have a match to prepare for. Knucks and I need to win this one so we can take over the RSW and you can be my Queen.



KNUCKS: Jesus Christ, I think I’m about to puke.



Salem could see the disappointment in Lilith’s eyes as she lowered her head and wouldnt look at them.



SALEM: ….Lilith?



He put his hand under her chin, lifting her face and forcing her to look up at him.



SALEM: I’ll be back after I win this match, ok?



KNUCKS (under his breath): Not if I have anything to say about it….



LILITH: You promise? You pinky promise you’ll come right back to me?



SALEM: I will, you have my word.



Salem squeezed her hand tighter, forcing more blood to drip out on the floor. He leaned in for a kiss but Knucks grabbed him by the arm and pulled him away before their lips could touch.



LILITH: Pinky promise?



Salem nodded ‘yes’ as Knucks forced him out of the room. He winked at his new found love and Lilith blew him a kiss as she licked the blood from her hand.



KUNCKS: You guys are disgusting. Man, you fucked up bro…



Knucks closed the door to the dressing room as Salem caught one more glimpse of the sexy woman he was gonna have sex with after he and Knucks successfully defended their Titles against Mitchell and Collins..

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The RioTron lights up as E.B.A.H by Tech N9ne Starts to play. The lights in the arena go down as a red spot light shines down on the entrance area. Smoke comes from the ramp as Knucks steps out wearing a red leather jacket with a hood. Knucks dreads hang out and his face is already painted for his match. Then Candy walks out wearing a short red leather skirt and a red halter top. She is wearing red lipstick and she is holding Knucks tag title. The two make their way towards the ring. They enter the ring and Candy grabs the microphone first



CANDY: Manchester, England… I am proud to announce that the greatest wrestler alive is now standing before you. We had to use a private jet because someone is currently sitting on the do not fly list. But Knucks and his queen of hearts is standing here.



Knucks lifts his head and he reaches for the microphone.



KNUCKS: I have heard alot of people talking that Awoken does not interact with its fans enough so guess what I am out here… I am here and I just want each of you Birts know that I am here to give you a night you won’t ever forget. I stand here ready to drink some Beer with all of you tonight in the british pubs… the best thing is it is fucking legal for me to drink tonight… so let’s get fucked up after the show. We drinking at Grey Horse Inn. if you don’t know where its at 80 portland st.



CANDY: Knucks baby we was going to go back to the hotel and you know play together. You know I can drink…



KNUCKS: You keep saying you can drink… are you on probation.



CANDY: No…. I told you I am late… my period didnt come… and I pissed on the stick the other day and Knucks… We are having a baby…



KNUCKS: DA fuck you talking about I don’t bust inside of you. I only shoot in your ass and throat and last I knew asses dont produce baby.



CANDY: Well you did.



Candy dropped her microphone and walked to the back… Knucks just stood there shocked. He starts walking to the back.



JOSEPH GREER: I don’t even know what to say… Knucks is going to be a dad



TOMMY ONIONS: Wow that kid is going to have a crazy mother and father that kid is going to be a future RSW star.



Knucks shakes his head as he takes the final step to the back.

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Coming back from commercial the entrance ramp has a red carpet ending at a podium on the stage at the top of the ramp.



JOSEPH GREER: We’re back and now before we get into our next match Leon Dread taking on Logan Burgess…tonight, the event after AnarChristmas. Tonight we will honour the very best of the year that was 2018!



TOMMY ONIONS: Fuck yeah! Awards Show bay-bee!!! Tell me there is a best commentator award Greer! I’m a shoe in! I mean Fowler didn’t even make it to tonight and then there’s you!



*Joseph Greer stares a hole through Tommy, not saying a word.



TOMMY ONIONS: What? Too soon? This is great! The team is back to Factory settings!



Alyssa Lucchi steps out from backstage to a warm welcome from the original Home of RSW.



CROWD: RSW! RSW!! RSW!!!



Dressed much more formally than usual, a black sequinned gown has a somewhat modest slit up the right leg.



TOMMY ONIONS: Look at those legs, going all the way up to make an ass of themselves!



JOSEPH GREER: Sadly one of your classier compliments. I wonder what her fiancé would say…



TOMMY ONIONS: You wouldn’t!



Approaching the podium, Alyssa is all smiles.



ALYSSA LUCCHI: 2018 was one of the most exciting years in Riot Star Wrestling’s history.



There was no need to dress her opening statement up with bravado. 2018 had indeed been an exciting year in the RSW locker room.



Egos exploded, a massive tournament took place, a returning legend reigned as champion, but there was another perhaps larger piece of what had made the past year so special.



ALYSSA LUCCHI: A big part of that excitement came in the form of a slew of new and exciting wrestlers coming from all over the world.



Again; the veteran interviewer’s words needed no dressing up. Talent had seemingly flocked to RSW in 2018, some good, some didn’t fare so well. All of which weeded out all non-hackers who didn’t pack the gear to perform before the RSW fans.



ALYSSA LUCCHI: Presenting the nominees of RSW’s 2018 Newcomer of the year.



A video package plays for each of the nominees; Dagvald Riddick, Erik Black, Anthony Knucks Stevenson, Salem Shepard, Lex Collins and Andi Snow.



JOSEPH GREER: So who’s your call? Who made the largest impact as a newcomer in 2018 Tommy?



TOMMY ONIONS: I know who it isn’t. It sure as fuck ain’t that stankpussy Andi Snow…but Greer, it’s obviously a three way tie. Awoken! Who else?



Riddick is shown during his Legacy Championship reign which encompassed most of his time in RSW. The Manchester ‘Home town’ crowd for RSW boos loudly.



Next a slightly larger package is shown highlighting Erik Black, Anthony ‘Knucks’ Stevenson and Salem Shepard; Awoken. Shown making their mark on the RSW roster late in 2018. Filth Factory is shown moments after winning the RSW World Tagteam Championships while Erik Black is shown battering a variety of opponents all the way up to his unsuccessful RSW World Heavyweight Championship opportunity.



Awoken’s reaction is mixed at best; Black tended to bathe in the ire of the fans. However certain sections of the crowd seemed to enjoy the antics of Filth Factory.



Lex Collins gets the first overwhelmingly positive reaction of any of the nominees thus far. Lex is shown capturing the RSW Anarchy and Legacy Championships during the back half of 2018, highlighted with defenses of both at AnarChristmas!



Finally, the cheers roll on for Andi Snow who is shown in a number of high profile matches against the likes of fellow nominees Dagvald Riddick and Lex Collins for the RSW Legacy Championship…as well as her award winning and racy Halloween dominatrix costume, complete with faux Tommy Onions to draw round of cheers and laughter.



JOSEPH GREER: What a year!



TOMMY ONIONS: You’re going to say that for every award aren’t you?



JOSEPH GREER: Probably…



Alyssa wait for the cheers to subside before announcing the winner.



ALYSSA LUCCHI: And the winner for 2018 RSW Newcomer of the Year…



A drumroll is piped in…



ALYSSA LUCCHI: …Lex Collins!



‘Re-education(Through Labour) by Rise Against plays as Lex Collins steps out from the backstage area.



JOSEPH GREER: Lex Collins! Current RSW Anarchy AND Legacy Champions! What a 2018 That was had by this man Tommy!



TOMMY ONIONS: Yeah yeah yeah… I’m just not into the brooding Boy Scout sorry Greer. It’s like Crow Fowler with a purpose, not my deal.



A quick wave to the crowd shows a different side of the Anarchy and Legacy Champion.



JOSEPH GREER: Now there’s a niche reference…



Alyssa congratulates Lex before handing him a Golden pillar of a statuette embossed with the inscription ‘2018 Newcomer of the Year – Lex Collins’.



The look on his face goes from shocked to a goofy grin as he approaches the podium staring at the memento he’d just been handed.



LEX COLLINS: I… I dunno what to say. With the abundance of amazing talent around here, this’ kinda…



He clears his throat awkwardly.



LEX COLLINS: It’s big an’ I dunno that I’m really deserving of it but I… I’ll take it. Thank you. So much.



‘Re-education(Through Labour)’ by Rise Against begins again as Lex is escorted by through the curtain by Alyssa.



JOSEPH GREER: Class and humility shown by Lex Collins. RSW’s Newcomer of the year for 2018. Up next, two more newcomers to a constantly shifting landscape here in Riot Star Wrestling…Logan Burgess looks to find some sort of success in RSW against Leon Dread! It’s live and next here on Anarchy forty Four!

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BOB MOONEY: This next contest is scheduled for one fall! Featuring the challenger in this corner…Leon Dread!



“Slip to the Void” by Alter Bridge begins playing for a moment as Leon Dread raises an arm to a mixed reaction from the crowd.



TOMMY ONIONS: Who’s this yokel? Leon Dread.



JOSEPH GREER: He’s called Hell’s Soldier for a reason. Maybe he’s from actual Hell.



TOMMY ONIONS: East St Louis?



JOSEPH GREER: Perhaps? Is East St Louis an actual Hell?



TOMMY ONIONS: Close enough.



BOB MOONEY: And his opponent in this corner, Logan Burgess!



No theme music plays as Logan Burgess stares daggers across the ring at Leon Dread, a curious smile on his face.



The bell rings to start the match, Leon Dread begins it as the two competitors cross the ring to smash into one another. Leon wins the confrontation with a shoulder charge sending Logan to the mat with ease. A few kicks keeps the man down. Leon looks around to the mixed reaction from the crowd. Logan tries. To get back up to. His feet, but Leon drills him with a solid right hand that sends him crashing back to the mat.



Logan tries to roll away, but Leon drops a knee down to his chest to pin him down, and punches him quicklike in the throat before stepping back so that the ref can yell at him for the tactic. Logan rolls around on the mat, clutching at his throat, and gasping for air.



TOMMY ONIONS: I still don’t kow who this Leon Dread is, but I am starting to like him.



JOSEPH GREER: That move was called Dreadly Thorn. The throat punch?



TOMMY ONIONS: Are you serious?



JOSEPH GREER: Dreadly serious.



TOMMY ONIONS: Oh gawd. I do the jokes around here.



Leon pulls Logan up and powerslams him. He then pulls Logan up again for a full nelson slam. He pulls Logan up for a third time and hits a power bomb! He goes for the pinfall.



One



Two



There-Leon pulls Logan up!



JOSEPH GREER: What the heck? Leon had this thing won?



TOMMY ONIONS: I think he thinks that he hasn’t inflicted quite enough punishment upon Logan yet.



JOSEPH GREER: This could bite him in the butt.



TOMMY ONIONS: Yeah, but I doubt it. Leon is beating that ass!



Leon pulls Logan into another power bomb position, dropping the back of Logan’s neck against the top turnbuckle before he slams to the mat in a broken heap. The ref pushes Leon Dread back so that he can check on Logan.



JOSEPH GREER: Dreadly Conduct. The name of that move.



TOMMY ONIONS: Alrighty then. Why is he ref just so occupied with checking on Logan? He’s getting his ass kicked.



JOSEPH GREER: I don’t know. I think Logan’s head is at an odd angle that it shouldn’t be in.



The ref signals for the bell to end the match, calling Bob Mooney over to let him know, and then signaling to the back for EMTs to come down to the ring.



BOB MOONEY: The referee has determined that Logan Burgess may no longer continue in this match and so the winner of the bout is Leon Dread!



Leon Dread raises his arms to celebrate his win to the mixed reaction from the crowd, though there are more cheers than there are boos right now.



TOMMY ONIONS: He came, he saw, and he conquered. I think that Logan Burgess is going to find his contract being terminated just like Brantly Hughes. Bye, bitch, bye.



JOSEPH GREER: That isn’t funny. Logan could be seriously injured right now.



TOMMY ONIONS: Color me disinterested. He should have done something in this company beyond being a punching bag.



EMTs come down to the ring with a stretcher to begin helping the downed Logan to the back as Leon Dread makes his way to the back.



TOMMY ONIONS: Right about now, Logan should be hoping that this is just a slipped disc rather than a broken neck.



JOSEPH GREER: I will agree with that. A temporary injury would be much better than a more permanent one and blowing air through a straw to move the wheelchair.

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The lights in the arena black out, eliciting a deafening cheer from the audience in anticipation of something happening. Before long, the stadium goes quiet as they wait for something to happen.



JOSEPH GREER: Well what’s going on now?



TOMMY ONIONS: The lights seem to have gone out, Joe.



JOSEPH GREER: What an astute observation…



As the arena sits in silence, the titantron suddenly begins acting up, getting all static-y. An eerie bassline begins emanating through the arena as text begins flashing on the screen.



THE WORLD HAS CHANGED



HEROES COME AND GONE



WHAT YOU KNOW IS WRONG



WHAT YOU PLANNED IS DOOMED



GET RE-



Suddenly, the screen begins flickering, and shifting, before suddenly cutting to black once more. After a few moments of silence, the sound of footsteps begins echoing throughout the arena.



???: Well, well, well… Look what we have here.



The footsteps slowly get louder, until eventually a man steps into view, wearing a full suit and tie, as well as a pair of sunglasses, despite seemingly standing in a lightless void.



JOSEPH GREER: Wait a minute, is that who I think it is?!



TOMMY ONIONS: I dunno Greer, that would depend on who you think it is.



JOSEPH GREER: I think that’s Kintaru! The former GCW Hybrid Champion!



TOMMY ONIONS: Thank god you’re here, cause I NEVER would have remembered that old thing. Talk about history.



The man grins menacingly at the camera for a moment, as if aware that Joe and Tommy were talking about him.



KINTARU: Hello RSW, it’s been a long time. So long in fact that most of you probably have no idea who I am. Now, I could stand here for a while, and give you my back story, and hype myself up, but I’m sure none of us want to wait around while I do that. So instead, I’m just going to leave you with this… The RSW you thought you had… Is gone… Because I’m here. I know you’ve all heard that before, and that’s why I’m not going to dwell on it. Instead, I’m just going to tell you all to tune in to Anarchy 45, and I’ll start showing you just how much everything is gonna change. See ya then.



With that, the video cuts to black, before the lights in the Arena all slowly light up again.



JOSEPH GREER: Did you hear that Tommy?! Kintaru is coming back to RSW!



TOMMY ONIONS: Isn’t he the guy who disappears for 6 months every other week? Yeah, a real knock out signee there.



JOSEPH GREER: While true, I for one am interested to see what Kintaru will bring to the table. The stage has changed significantly since the last time he was here!



TOMMY ONIONS: Yeah, and it’ll be completely different the next time he returns in 2 years too.

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“Circus Apocalypse” by Vermillion Lies begins playing as Armand von Krauss walks out from the back. He stands upon the entrance stage while the crowd boo at him before lighting an Egyptian cigarette with a smile.



JOSEPH GREER: What could the boss want?



TOMMY ONIONS: I’m sure that he will let us know in a moment. He’s gotta light his smoke, you know?



Armand blows a cloud of smoke into the air before heading down to the ring. Once there, he looks around the arena to the booing fans as if he were enjoying the negative attention.



ARMAND VON KRAUSS: It has come to my attention that Lilith has not only stolen my credit card, but has claimed to have been my wife. This will not stand. Lilith, I need you to step out onto the entrance ramp and have a little chat with me about this.



JOSEPH GREER: The boss is calling out Lilith! This is going to get interesting!



After several minutes “Imaginary” by Evanescence begins to play as the crowd give off a loud mixed reaction. Neither the cheers nor the boos being louder than the other. Lilith finally walks out from the back, Teddy in hand with a wicked grin on her face. She takes a few moments just looking down at Armand before finally lifting a microphone up to her face and laughing slightly to herself as she does so.



LILITH: Hahaha awwwww what’s wrong, Almond? Did sweet little Lilo make you all super grrrrrr? I mean… It’s your own fault really! You could have been nice and just done the right thing and handed me EVERY title since I am the rightful ruler of this place AND also the bestest champion fighter EVER!!! But nooooooo here you are having a tantrum over god bear knows what! Honestly Almond Bear it’s kinda pathetic…



Armand flicks ashes onto the mat. If he’s upset at being called Almond Bear, he doesn’t show it.



JOSEPH GREER: Almond Bear?



TOMMY ONIONS: That’s what the psychotic bitch said.



ARMAND VON KRAUSS: You stole my credit card and I am thinking that I should be upset.



TOMMY ONIONS: I know I would be knocking a bitch down a peg or two.



JOSEPH GREER: I know I would be angry, but what will Armand do?



ARMAND VON KRAUSS: There’s nothing wrong. I stopped the credit card so that you cannot use it anymore. I think that I have maybe underestimated you and your place on the card.



Lilith just simply rolled her eyes as if the man she was currently glaring at had just figured out something extremely obvious.



LILITH: You think you might have underestimated me and my place on the card?! Hahahahaha! SHUT UP!!! I couldn’t care less what you think or say you stupid, ugly little peanut! Nor do I care where you put me on the card! You’re lucky I’m nice enough to you to even show up here in this place! I am like the solid platinum amongst the TRASH that is the RSW and every bear knows it! So go ahead and make your gross little announcement… which jobber bear on the jobber bear roster are you going to put me against this time?! The worlds WORST champions known as Shane and Lexy? Or the company WHORE Andi Snow Bear?!



TOMMY ONIONS: Wow the mouth on this woman! She has guts I’ll give her that…



JOSEPH GREER: I’m sure Andi would like some payback for the attack on her at AnarChristmas.



ARMAND VON KRAUSS: No. It has been my opinion that to fight verrückt, you need to use verrückt.



Lilith blinks, completely blank faced as she had no idea what the word verrückt meant, a few of the fans in attendance knew what it meant though as they began to chant at her, just annoying her further.



CROWD: YOU ARE CRAZY…YOU ARE CRAZY… YOU ARE CRAZY!!!



Lilith gave the crowd extremely evil looks before turning her attention back into Armand.



LILITH: SHUT UP!!! Almond I swear to god you’re messing with the wrong girl right now! You tell your cute little audience plants to shut the hell up before I come down there and ki—-



Suddenly a woman leaps out from behind the curtains and wails Lilith in the back with a steel chair, sending her crashing off of the stage to the floor below.



TOMMY ONIONS: Is that Zolothach? The crazy serial killer that’s supposed to be an enemy of Armand?



JOSEPH GREER: I thought that he had some kind of hold on her?



Armand smiles as “Zolothach” Tabitha Osborne stands with the dented steel chair at the entrance stage.



TABITHA OSBORNE: Is that what you wanted? You’ll put in a word to get me out forever?



ARMAND VON KRAUSS: You will face Lilith in the ring in a no holds barred match at the next Anarchy. If you win, I’ll get you out of the asylum forever. If you lose, I suppose I can get your work release program at least expanded.



Tabitha nods in the ring, looking down at Lilith as the brunette desperately tries to get up onto her feet.



TABITHA OSBORNE: Get ready to be fucked, bitch!



Tabitha picks the teddy bear up and looks like she’s going to rip it in half, but throws it down to Lilith instead.



TABITHA OSBORNE: Hold the bear tight for your end comes.



Lilith was now back to her feet and climbing back up onto the stage, she winces in pain as she holds the back of her neck trying to figure out what had just happened. As she checked on Teddy to make sure he was okay, Lilith glares down at Armand, who was just looking smug as always flicking ash down onto the canvas floor. Lilith points a finger directly at him before screaming at the top of her lungs.



LILITH: THIS ISNT OVER!!! I PINKY PROMISE YOU THAT!!!



And with that Lilith turns around and runs backstage chasing after whoever had just attacked her.

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Demonoid Phenomenon” by Rob Zombie suddenly hit as red lights begin to flash violently to the drum beat. The ramp starts to flood with smoke. A figure appears in the entrance way with his arms crossed. A series of fireworks go off along the top of the entrance ramp. The light adjusts back to normal. Eddie starts to walk down the ramp



Eddie slowly and methodically makes his way toward the ring, bathing in the reaction of the fans within the arena. Eddie enters the ring standing with his arms raised and fireworks go off from the four turnbuckles.



Eddie walks over to the ropes by closest to the announce table. Eddie requests a microphone, he slowly walks towards the other side of the ring, facing the entrance ramp. As he raises the microphone up, he takes a moment.



HAVOK: Let’s get straight to it, I am out here for one thing. RSW World Heavyweight title!



Taking a moment Eddie runs his hand over his bread.



HAVOK: It’s is about time that I focus back on the big prize. For a while I was distracted from the prize. At AnarChristmas V, I finally cut the giant down to size. Not only did I beat Erickson, but I pinned him in two consecutive falls.



Taking a moment, Eddie looks around the arena.



HAVOK: Now with the huge momentum, it is about time I reclaimed my place on the roster. To do this I will have to prove myself once again.



Stretching his arms outwards, soaking in the mixed reaction of the crowd.



HAVOK: It is time for the future to return, Havok to rise once again. This is the time, the time for me to make an impact and regain my place. Sooner or later I will be coming for the big one!



Eddie climbs out of the ropes, leaving the microphone on the apron. Slowly he makes his way to the back.



Eddie hops the security railing and heads to the back through the crowd.

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Coming back from commercial the red carpet and podium have returned to the place on the stage.



JOSEPH GREER: We’re back! And once again it’s time to honour the very best of 2018!



TOMMY ONIONS: As long as it’s not a total let down like the last one #justiceforAwoken!



Alyssa Lucchi steps out through the curtain for a second time to another warm reception from the Manchester crowd. For the first time in a long time, RSW was truly home.



CROWD: RSW! RSW!! RSW!!!



The black sequinned gown has an addition this time, a red scarf is draping across her delicate shoulders, perhaps a nod to her fiancée?



TOMMY ONIONS: Awwwww…she’s covered up some!



JOSEPH GREER: Someone must have played back your drooling over her earlier tonight.



TOMMY ONIONS: Those Bastards!



Approaching the podium for the second time tonight, Alyssa smiles for the cameras.



ALYSSA LUCCHI: Tagteam Wrestling has come a long way in Riot Star Wrestling. Technically when the company started, we didn’t have a Tagteam Championship.



ALYSSA LUCCHI: Instead we had the Hybrid Championship we inherited from GCW. A title that allowed one or two people to hold it provided one person wasn’t seeking to have glory all to themselves. But the message was clear, at the time, RSW didn’t believe in Tagteam Wrestling.



ALYSSA LUCCHI: Flash forward to 2018 and RSW’s Tagteam division has had perhaps it’s best year ever; long time favourites, new pairings and debuting new teams, 2018’s RSW Tagteam Division has it all. Presenting the nominees of RSW’s 2018 Tagteam of the year.



A video package plays for each of the nominees; The Bastards, Filth Factory, Koresh Klan and Shane Mitchell and The Soothsayer.



JOSEPH GREER: So, as if I need to ask, but you is your pick for 2018 Tagteam of the year.



TOMMY ONIONS: You know the Tommy Onions Secret Sauce slam dunk of the night is Filth Factory here! They’re carrying the division now with the Bastards gone! Goodbye forever Frank! I’ll always miss you!



The Bastards draw a huge ovation from the Manchester crowd! Riot and Windsor are shown warring with the Hooligans, Soothsayer and RSW World Heavyweight Champion Shane Mitchell.



2018 was a huge year for the Bastards, especially Rob Riot who captured the Anarchy and RSW World Heavyweight Championships in addition to the RSW World Tagteam Championships in 2018.



JOSEPH GREER: What a year!



TOMMY ONIONS: Motherfucker! I called it! You fucking said it again!



The Filth Factory is up next, highlighted as they came together in the closing months of 2018 to take the Tagteam division by storm.



Their unorthodox methods bringing them all to he way to the RSW World Tagteam Championships.



JOSEPH GREER: What?! It’s what you say! Besides you just pined for Frank Windsor like a teenage girl.



The Koresh Klan started the year on top. Nocturnal, Eddie Havok, Chris Gibson and the monstrously sized and deformed, Caleb Koresh.



Before falling apart, the Family has become one of the most powerful units in RSW, perhaps even RSW history.



TOMMY ONIONS: Leave teenager girls out of this Greer, you sick fuck!



Last, but certainly not least are current RSW World Heavyweight Champion Shane Mitchell and the man rumoured to be former World Champion PT Merciless, The Soothsayer!



Before imploding under the weight of one team member’s ego, this dream team took the roster by storm in it’s own right. As two extremely talent singles stars, they came together under a shared philosophy and dominated their way to the top.



Alyssa wait for the cheers for all the nominees to subside before announcing the winner.



ALYSSA LUCCHI: And the winner for 2018 RSW Tagteam of the Year…



A drumroll is piped in…



ALYSSA LUCCHI: …Filth Factory!



The crowd cheers as ‘Filth Factory’ by G-Mo Skee blasts throughout the arena and the Filth Factory logo was shown on the RioTron.



CROWD: Filth! Filth!! Filth!!!



Cameras pan over signs promoting Filth Factory as the best tag team in the RSW.



TOMMY ONIONS: Yes! Fuck yeah! Finally some justice! All night these awards have been horrible.



JOSEPH GREER: Tommy, ummm this is the second award.



TOMMY ONIONS: So?



Someone in the crowd throws a bottle of fake blood that sprayed all over everyone in the immediate area.



TOMMY ONIONS: Look at the crowd Greer! They don’t do that for anyone else!



JOSEPH GREER: Thankfully…



Fake body parts are also launched from the crowd and onto the ramp as the two RSW Tag Champs walked down the ramp with their music blasting through the arena.



They walk out with their hands up, faces painted and massive smiles from ear to ear. They love the attention, they love seeing that the RSW crowd had finally accepted them.



JOSEPH GREER: …but I can’t deny that Stevenson and Shepard have been on fire since forming Filth Factory and aligning themselves with Erik Black to form Awoken.



They work the crowd as they finally make it back to the stage, each man standing at a stage corner shouting at the crowd and pumping them up.



TOMMY ONIONS: There it is! Get on the bandwagon now Greer!



Almost completely disgusted, Alyssa makes her best attempt at a handshake with each man and gives them the award as though continuing to stand would require a bath in turpentine and disappears backstage once more.



Knucks is the first to approach the podium.



KNUCKS: I would like to thank the academy for getting Awoken… You see, we won this award day 1, match 1. I would like to thank God… the guy who screwed my mom… and mom i thank you and i miss you… Erik Black, you and Salem are my brothers… Awoken is the greatest team ever. I would like to thank those that spot me beer, weed and to those sluts who gave a fuck when i needed one. thanks for believing in me when i didn’t believe in me #nohomo and I must thank ever awoken fan without your dark souls we would be just another team of bastards… but we would be good…



Knucks steps aside to concede the mic to his partner.



SALEM SHEPARD: Woooaaahhhhh…..WOOOW!!!!……..That sure didn’t take long!!! I want to thank all of your little people who made this possible. And no, I’m not talking about our loyal and dedicated Awoken/Filth Factory fans, you all are NOT the little people. The little people are our victims, the little people with little talent that made this all possible. Without us getting to beat the living shit out of yall, this never would have happened!! I do have to thank all our Filthy Awoken fans out there. We want to thank you for your support. We know that lots of you didn’t like us at first, but now that you’ve all seen were the best in the business, how can you not like us!?!?



Salem waits for the crowd to quiet down before he continues.



SALEM SHEPARD: I want to thank all our fans for buying all our overpriced, poor quality shit over the past several months – and we look forward to treating you with even more brand new Filthy merch coming your way in 2019!!!! I also want to thank Lilith for looking fiiiiine as hell, and uh, Lilith, if you’re watching, come to our dressing room after this and I’ll show you what it’s like to bang a WINNER!!!! I would also like to say: Fuck you to Kyle for keeping me locked away all these years; because the REAL Salem is here now…full time!! I would also like to say: Fuck you to the entire RSW as well. Fuck yall for trying to keep us down!! Well, look at us now!!! We’ve only been here for several months and they gave us a major award for it!!!! 2018 was just the beginning, losers. 2019 is here and this is the year we’ll take EVERY piece of gold the RSW has to offer, and we look forward to cleaning up every one of these awards next year too. So thank you, Filthy Awoken fans!!! Thanks for voting for us as the best Tag team!!! We really did deserve it….but we deserve all of these awards!! Thanks!!!



JOSEPH GREER: I think that’s as close to a humble acceptance speech as we were going to get. There you have it folks, your Tagteam of the year, Filth Factory.



TOMMY ONIONS: Fuck yeah they are! Let’s just end the show on a high right here! No need for anything else! I can go home happy.



JOSEPH GREER: As great as that is Tommy, there’s still lots to come here tonight on Anarchy Forty Four! Up next we have…another in the long line of RSW newcomers in Cheyenne Tabernacke taking on long time RSW competitor, Isaiah Zepp!

[vastrix]

Sherlock Vinnie can be seen walking backstage, holding up a water pipe in his hand while blowing bubbles. He has his cactus pete in a backpack that is clearly too small for it to sit in comfortable. He suddenly stops and turns towards his cactus



SHERLOCK VINNIE: Tonight we are going to witness the miracle that is…. Uhm… you know who I am facing tonight.



Silence



SHERLOCK VINNIE: I know that I forgot his name, but I thought you were the brains of the total package. But I guess I am wrong…, hmmm. Wasn’t his name Bob or something???



Silence



SHERLOCK VINNIE: Yeah it is better to give someone a name instead of just guessing what it is, I mean a question mark would have worked quite nicely as this man is a clear Animal Lover. Just wished he would just stop stroking them up the wrong way



Silence



SHERLOCK VINNIE: Indeed, I never thought of that. Perhaps he just needs some extra attention, well surely after I am done with him.. he will have all the attention that he can handle. Just as long as it won’t be rubbed all over this expensive rental suit I am wearing.



Silence



SHERLOCK VINNIE: Oh that’s right!! I did sign a no wrestling in rental costumes.. well at least they never said anything about a water pipe



Silence



SHERLOCK VINNIE: SHUT IT!!!



With that Sherlock Vinnie walks off



Sherlock Vinnie can be seen walking backstage, holding up a water pipe in his hand while blowing bubbles. He has his cactus pete in a backpack that is clearly too small for it to sit in comfortable. He suddenly stops and turns towards his cactus



SHERLOCK VINNIE: Tonight we are going to witness the miracle that is…. Uhm… you know who I am facing tonight.



Silence



SHERLOCK VINNIE: I know that I forgot his name, but I thought you were the brains of the total package. But I guess I am wrong…, hmmm. Wasn’t his name Bob or something???



Silence



SHERLOCK VINNIE: Yeah it is better to give someone a name instead of just guessing what it is, I mean a question mark would have worked quite nicely as this man is a clear Animal Lover. Just wished he would just stop stroking them up the wrong way



Silence



SHERLOCK VINNIE: Indeed, I never thought of that. Perhaps he just needs some extra attention, well surely after I am done with him.. he will have all the attention that he can handle. Just as long as it won’t be rubbed all over this expensive rental suit I am wearing.



Silence



SHERLOCK VINNIE: Oh that’s right!! I did sign a no wrestling in rental costumes.. well at least they never said anything about a water pipe



Silence



SHERLOCK VINNIE: SHUT IT!!!



With that Sherlock Vinnie walks off



Sherlock Vinnie can be seen walking backstage, holding up a water pipe in his hand while blowing bubbles. He has his cactus pete in a backpack that is clearly too small for it to sit in comfortable. He suddenly stops and turns towards his cactus



SHERLOCK VINNIE: Tonight we are going to witness the miracle that is…. Uhm… you know who I am facing tonight.



Silence



SHERLOCK VINNIE: I know that I forgot his name, but I thought you were the brains of the total package. But I guess I am wrong…, hmmm. Wasn’t his name Bob or something???



Silence



SHERLOCK VINNIE: Yeah it is better to give someone a name instead of just guessing what it is, I mean a question mark would have worked quite nicely as this man is a clear Animal Lover. Just wished he would just stop stroking them up the wrong way



Silence



SHERLOCK VINNIE: Indeed, I never thought of that. Perhaps he just needs some extra attention, well surely after I am done with him.. he will have all the attention that he can handle. Just as long as it won’t be rubbed all over this expensive rental suit I am wearing.



Silence



SHERLOCK VINNIE: Oh that’s right!! I did sign a no wrestling in rental costumes.. well at least they never said anything about a water pipe



Silence



SHERLOCK VINNIE: SHUT IT!!!



With that Sherlock Vinnie walks off

[vastrix]

BOB MOONEY: This next contest is scheduled for one fall! Featuring first the challenger…Cheyenne Tabernacke!



A creepy version of the Itsy Bitsy Spider begins playing as Cheyenne Tabernacke walks out from the back with satchel over her shoulder. He reaches in to grab a couple of bugs to stick in her mouth as the crowd boo her with a few making gross sounds at the sight of her eating bugs. She makes her way down to the ring.



TOMMY ONIONS: Hot, but gross. Are all the women who wrestle her crazy as fuck? Is it a requirement?



JOSEPH GREER: I don’t think that all of the women who wrestle here are crazy. Well, maybe.



BOB MOONEY: And her opponent…Isaiah Zepp!



“Governed by Contagions” by At the Drive-In begins playing as Isaiah Zepp walks out from the back to the cheering of the fans. He smiles at the fans’ reaction before heading down to the ring. He points to the satchel with the bugs in it to get Shawna’s attention. She informs Cheyenne that she cannot be eating bugs during the match. Cheyenne appears to pout, but puts the sack down in her corner.



She then lunges across the ring as the bell sounds to strike Isaiah with an uppercut that sends him down to the mat. She pounces on him to deliver a few lefts and rights before being tossed to the side.



Isaiah stands up, but is greeted by a roundhouse kick that sends him backpedaling to a corner. Cheyenne drills a drop kick in the corner before pulling Isaiah down to the mat for a crippler crossface. She doesn’t get to hold the move very long as Isaiah gets a foot out of the ring right away.



Cheyenne grabs Isaiah by the hair, delivering a couple of thunderous headbutts to the nose that sends out a splatter of blood from the impact. She smashes Isaiah’s face into the mat, paintbrushing the floor with his blood.



TOMMY ONIONS: Cheyenne is crazy, but she can whoop some ass!



JOSEPH GREER: It’s like Isaiah’s heart isn’t in the match. Maybe he’s already focused on defeating Lex Collins at XHF Supremacy?



TOMMY ONIONS: Whatever the reason is, he better figure out where the fuck he is before Cheyenne totally takes him out.



JOSEPH GREER: Cheyenne has a match at Supremacy as well. She is a part of the Bullnanza battle royal. Electrified barbed wire ropes with eliminations being done by pinfall or submission. Right up your alley?



TOMMY ONIONS: You betcha sweet ass it’s right up my alley! I’ll be watching this crazy chick take on all of the weird crazies in that match.



Cheyenne pulls Isaiah to his feet and whips him into the ropes. On the way back, she hits a hurricanrana, and goes for the pinfall!



One



Tw-Isaiah kicks out!



Cheyenne kneels up and pinches Isaiah’s nose, twisting it to bring a shout of pain from him. A quick claw swipe to the side of the face draws blood again before Cheyenne stands up. She pulls Isaiah to a side headlock before she runs to the corner and up to hit a shiranui! She drags Isaiah to the center of the ring and locks in a grounded hammerlock, inverted armbreaker.



JOSEPH GREER: Woman’s Scorn! She has it locked in!



TOMMY ONIONS: Cheyenne has been all offensive so far.



Isaiah tries to hold on, but taps out relatively quickly.



BOB MOONEY: And the winner of the match via submission…Cheyenne Tabernacke!



Cheyenne grabs her satchel and celebrates with a handful of bugs in her mouth, even sharing one with Isaiah, who spits the bug out. Cheyenne growls at her hospitality being spurned, kicking him in the ribcage over and over again until Shawna gets between the two.



TOMMY ONIONS: I guess that you don’t say no to a free bug meal!



JOSEPH GREER: Gross.



Cheyenne Tabernacke heads to the back while Isaiah works on clearing his mouth from the bits of the bug that was stuffed in there.

[vastrix]

Backstage we find the stunningly gorgeous Andi Snow nearby the catering table. With her arm still in a sling, Andi was dressed comfortably in a pair of white tennis shoes, super short baby blue cotton mini shorts with a glittering rhinestone drawstring, and a matching tight baby blue cotton hoodie with the sleeves pushed up to her forearms.



Andi cringes a little bit while mulling over the limited food options before she lifts the lid to the large metal serving platter in the center of the table. The Beautiful bronzed woman steps back abruptly gasping as thousands of tiny cockroaches flood out from the platter.



She backs into something, no some one, and turns to see a pasty freckled face with dark green painted lips smiling at her. The other woman never blinks and after several long seconds Andi breaks the silence.



ANDI SNOW:Um…sorry, I didn’t see you there. Word of advice: I think you’re better off sticking to something from the vending machines.



The red headed woman says nothing, but begins to laugh manically. Finally after a few more agonizing seconds the women’s laughter abruptly stops, and she points up.



WOMAN: It’s Snowing



She says as millions of roaches rain down on the former Gymnast.



ANDI SNOW:What the fuck!!! Ewww!!!!



Snow screams as she brushes the creatures away, but as she looks up the strange woman had disappeared just as silently as she had appeared. Andi cringes with disgust as she scuttles off down the hall, brushing herself off along the way. Finally, Snow reaches her locker room. However, as she tries to jiggle the knob, she realizes that it’s locker.



ANDI SNOW:Open up! (She screams, pounding on the door.) I need to shower!



Man’s Voice: Sorry, out of order! (A voice calls out from inside the locker room.) Spraying for bugs!



ANDI SNOW:Ugh…well you’re doing a pretty shitty job! You might want to hit the catering table next!



Andi Screams as she pounds on the door one last time before setting off in a different location. Finally, Andi happens upon the general locker room reserved for lesser known names. She carefully steps inside.



ANDI SNOW:Helloo? (She calls out.)



After poking around a little bit, Andi makes sure that there is nobody else inside the locker room before stepping into the shower and pulling the curtain shut. She removes her clothes and hangs them over the shower curtain before turning on the water/



ANDI SNOW:Crazy bitches… She says, while scrubbing her hair with her fingers. So gross! Ugh…I can’t take it anymore!



After a very thorough shower, Andi turns the water off and grabs a nearby towel which she begins to dry off with. She grabs her clothes and puts them back on. Just as she is about to draw the shower curtain back, Andi stops short when she hears a voice.



LILITH: Teddy I am so so soooooo happiful right meow! Magical Kitty loves me just like I saids he would and alls I gotta do is kill some stupid bitch bears AND EVEN MORE FUN… Mindy! Like he even had to ask! I wanted to do that stuffs anywayz! In fact imma do that right MEOW! But you stay here… I don’t want you to get your cute fur covered in yucky blood and stuff! If you get hungry there’s cookies in the cupboard there!



Lilith, not realizing she is not alone in the locker room, carefully places Teddy on a bench before skipping out into the hallway. Once the coast is clear, Andi draws back the curtain and emerges from the shower. She is about to tiptoe out of the locker room when she suddenly stops, eyeing the Teddy Bear.



ANDI SNOW:It’s time to teach these crazy bitches a lesson! You’re coming with me!



She says, before picking up the bear and making her way out of the locker room. Moments later, Lilith returns carrying an array of snacks in her arms.



LILITH: Hmmmmm so it turns out Whore Bear Snowy isn’t in her locker room… some weirdo guy said something about it being covered in yucky bugs. So I had to ask him if he meant her and all her yuckiness… funny stuffs, Teddy… funny funny stuffs! Lilith looks around the room confused. LILITH: Teddy? Why aren’t you laughing? I swear to god bear if you’re high on cookies again…



Lilith steps over to the other side of her locker room and opens up the cupboard containing her cookies… she immediately finds all her cookies in there still intact none of the packages open and no Teddy in there either. Panic flashes through her mind as she begins to desperately throw everything out of her way trying to find her Teddy.



LILITH: Teddy if you’re playing hide and seek this isn’t very funny! Come out now please… PLEASE… Teddy? TEDDY?!!!



Lilith filled with nothing but panic and terror begins to cry as she throws the last few objects out of the way and realizing Teddy isn’t in the room she throws open the door and flies down the corridor as fast as she possibly can do.



LILITH: Mindy! MINDY?!! YOU’RE NOT GOING TO KILL HIM LIKE YOU DID WITH MAGICAL KITTEN!!! YOURE NOT!!! I will rip your ugly fucking face off! MINDY?!! MIND—- SNOWBALL!!!!!!!!

[vastrix]

JOSEPH GREER: We’re back with another in our line of 2018 year end awards and Bob Mooney apparently has an announcement for us?



TOMMY ONIONS: I bet it’s that all these awards are rigged and they’re being rightfully given to Awoken!



Cameras focus on the ring and RSW’s long time and only ring announcer, Bob Mooney.



BOB MOONEY: “Due to an unforeseen wardrobe malfunction caused by Filth Factory…Presenting the award for Heel of the Year, please welcome Andi Snow.”



The crowd begins to erupt in cheers as “No Tears Left to Cry” by Ariana Grande begins to cue up.



JOSEPH GREER: Looks like Awoken’s fake blood and such ruined Alyssa’s gown so Andi’s going to pinch hit!



TOMMY ONIONS: Great…just great. This bitch again…



Pale blue lights swirl around the arena. After a moment, Andi makes her way out onto the stage dressed in a very short dress made of strings of shimmering crystals that criss crossed across her body, making it completely see through.



Underneath the dress, Andi was wearing a flesh toned lingerie to conceal the most intimate of her private parts but still left very little to the imagination.



TOMMY ONIONS: This bitch makes it hard for me to hate her!



JOSEPH GREER: I’m sure that’s what she was going for.



Crystal stoned high heeled pumps adorned her feet, and Andi’s signature high ponytail hung down below her wait, moving from side to side in symmetry with her hips as she carefully swayed across the stage, mindfully avoiding any of the fake blood on the ground.



TOMMY ONIONS: Is it bad that I hate her so I want her to fall in the blood but I also have a hard on? Is that wrong?



JOSEPH GREER: On so many levels…



Finally, she made her way to the podium at the end of the stage. She smiled for a moment, soaking up the applause before using one hand to move her ponytail over her shoulder and then speaking into the mix as the music died down.



Andi Snow: Hello everyone…My name is Andi Snow. Contrary to what Armand Von Krauss and RSW seems to think, Alyssa and I aren’t actually interchangeable…anyway, this past year has been full of many ups and downs. So many bright stars have emerged, and for every good guy there has to be a bad guy. The people in this category represent some of the most reprehensible individuals I have ever had the displeasure to witness. Even still, they also have helped to shape the Riot Star Wrestling into the phenomenon that it is today…So without further delay, the nominees for RSW 2018 Heel of the Year are….



CROWD: RSW! RSW!! RSW!!!



ANDI SNOW: And the winner for RSW 2018 Heel of the year…



ANDI SNOW: …Shane Mitchell!



Emerging from the entrance curtain Shane Mitchell holds his RSW World Heavyweight Championship title aloft. For a man with an ego the size of Tommy Onions’ porn collection he’s more than happy to be receiving yet another accolade. With smug satisfaction he takes the golden pillar statuette handed to him by Andi Snow.



SHANE MITCHELL: Thank you, what is this for again?



ANDI SNOW: That would be Best heel.



Shane looks confused. Shane holds the look of a man that despite being a multi time world champion professional wrestler, who had never heard this term before in his life.



SHANE MITCHELL: Best what?



He looks down at his feet, bending and twisting to see what can possibly be so special about the back of his foot drawing some chuckles from the crowd.



SHANE MITCHELL: Giving Miss Snow here an award for her tits, makes sense.



The crowd cheers as the camera pans quickly to Andi, who, rather than take exception to Shane’s comment, she actually shrugs, playfully acknowledging the former reverend’s point.



SHANE MITCHELL: Maybe even best ass could go to Awoken because let’s face it they have Eric Black and he’s a giant ass, but best heel?



Realizing Shane has no clue about the award he’s accepting, Andi helps him out. The on call presenter stretches to her tip toes and whispers something in Shane’s ear.



A couple moments pass drawing a hearty laugh from the crowd when his eyes widen with the realization.



SHANE MITCHELL: Really? Heel means…



Shane thrusts the trophy back into Andi’s hands and storms off, getting ahead of the production truck who play ‘Fools Gold’ by The Stone Roses only for the World Heavyweight Champion to pause momentarily to turn to the capacity crowd and yell “I don’t like you much either!”



Looking slightly confused as the music ends with her standing alone holding a trophy, but trying to make the most out of an awkward situation holds the award and speaks into the mic.



ANDI SNOW: Well…I suppose It’s only appropriate that I, a former gold medalist, accept this beautiful gold trophy on Shane’s behalf!



Ending with a giggle before blowing a kiss to the crowd and sashaying backstage, Andi exits to a round of applause as ‘No Tears Left to Cry’ by Ariana Grande plays her off.



JOSEPH GREER: *laughing* Well I guess Andi Snow has a new trophy and I think the World Champion is slightly offended. That’s about as well as that could have gone I think!



TOMMY ONIONS: I’m already thinking ahead to next year.



JOSEPH GREER: How so? That isn’t like you at all.



TOMMY ONIONS: Right, but after what Shane said and now with Andi keeping the trophy…does that mean next year we’ll actually have a ‘best tits’ award?



JOSEPH GREER: God I hope not but there’s only one way to find out…let’s just move along.