Chapter 6: RSW TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR

[Knucks]

So much can change in one moment of one day. One minute you're this bad ass with hot girls wanting to fuck…you are trying to bounce from one axe wound to the next. Waking up in the morning smelling your fingers and being like yup I fucked or atleast finger banged is that third base?. but at some point you have to grow the fuck up. Growing up and becoming an adult… growing up and getting your life together…

XHF Logo was on the tv screen as the intro for Anarchy 44 for RSW was starting… it was the award night and again Filth Factory was main eventing it. But the opening match had ended and out comes Knucks and Candy… knucks was ready to drink with his fans… but then a bombshell was dropped… The words no 18 year old pro wrestler wants hear with a bright future ahead of them...these words are the words that changes a man one way or another.

Candy: I am pregnant knucks…

Those words echoed throughout the arena…

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Knucks had dropped his tag title on the ground and found a chair. He sat down hard into the chair and you could tell he had mixed feeling. Knucks didn't want to lose Poison and this was going to be a for sure deal breaker… I mean she is getting married to someone else but now knucks being a dad changed it all. He wondered why she hadn't drunk the night before. This changes everything… no more fucking file cabinets or old ladies at the home… it’s time he gets serious and gets his life together for Candy and child.

Knucks: what the fuck do you mean you're pregnant?

Candy: knucks I have a baby in my stomach…

Knucks: fuck I must have taken more Ambien and alcohol…. This is just another fucked up dream… or another Ambien trip… betty are you here 2… maybe next i have a threesome with two file cabinets.

Candy: knucks this is real… You're going to be a dad… we are a family now. It is what you always want.

Knucks: wait a damn minute when did I Nut in your pussy? I know I nutted in your ass a bunch and your throat and eyes. I know you're still angry about that one. Did you take the sperm out of your ass and then enter it in your baby oven… you realize how much bacteria you transport from one to the other.

Candy: oh so you want to be a deadbeat dad like yours…

Not knowing who his dad was and always wondering why he did not care. Knucks always figured that someone would come forward now that he was rich and famous. Well hood rich and on his way to real rich. All of this was replaying in his head. His 5-year plan was to be drinking and smoking weed and still one of the 3 greatest wrestlers. Awoken was his 5-year plan. Being the elite stable became the plan early.

Knucks: I am not saying that… people kept saying what is your 5-year plan… well hell, it was to stay alive, eat, eat pussy, smoke weed, drink beer. I am 18 I am still trying to figure it all out. I am not my father at least I don't think I am… hell, I don’t know him. But really my plan was to dominate the RSW and then the Network… my plan was to stay #woken. Candy that was my 5-year plan… and now you want me to just put that all on hold and have a baby…

Candy: No I am having the baby...


Knucks: Look the plan was Awoken… Awoken was originally formed because Salem, Erik Black, and myself all had targets on our backs. The RSW locker room was not happy that we the outsiders the new young blood was making things hard on them. They didn't have a clue that they would be the ones to force an elite stable. They branded us they mocked us they lose to us. Awoken has victories over all the talent that is labeled as elite. Granted we missed some jobbers when we got the fast passes. We stood at the main events, missing the easy wins that come with the jobbers. We took to the ring and we fought and won. But now I have a child on the way… things have to change I need to be a good man and…

Just then as assistant walked in for RSW. He had a clipboard and a headset.

RSW worker: Anthony...

Knucks: na bitch last time I said yes you fuckers served me paperwork. And I had to go to court and the judge was a grouchy mother fucker and he was like Anthony is this how you should dress for court? And I thought he was asking about the black robe he had on… Apparently, he didn't know that he looked like the special needs kid they give a diploma to that everyone knows didn't deserve it… but they are like he ate glue and he went to prom and got teased by everyone because he is {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} and they didn't have a PC world back then.

RSW worker: you have won an award.

Knucks: that's the shit right there and then I say I am that mother fucker and you hand me paperwork… nah bitch ain't happening. Nice try mother fucker my name is not Anthony… tell that group home I don’t care how much money I have now I am paying for the fire… it wasn't me…

RSW Worker: you won tag team of the year they are getting ready to announce it and play your music.

Knucks: I swear to god if you hand me court paperwork I will kill you… Unless you have a wire on and you know I was joking (whispers) i am not joking.

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The following footage is from anarchy 44
Filth factory - RSW Tag Team Of The Year 2018
Anthony “knucks” Stevenson & Salem Shepard

ALYSSA LUCCHI: And the winner for 2018 RSW Tag team of the Year…

A drumroll is piped in…

ALYSSA LUCCHI: …Filth Factory!

The crowd cheers as ‘Filth Factory’ by G-Mo Skee blasts throughout the arena and the Filth Factory logo was shown on the RioTron.

CROWD: Filth! Filth!! Filth!!!

Almost completely disgusted, Alyssa makes her best attempt at a handshake with each man and gives them the award as though continuing to stand would require a bath in turpentine and disappears backstage once more.

Knucks is the first to approach the podium.

KNUCKS: I would like to thank the academy for getting Awoken… You see, we won this award day 1, match 1. I would like to thank God… the guy who screwed my mom… and mom i thank you and I miss you… Erik Black, you and Salem are my brothers… Awoken is the greatest team ever. I would like to thank those that spot me beer, weed and to those sluts who gave a fuck when I needed one. thanks for believing in me when I didn’t believe in me #nohomo and I must thank ever awoken fan without your dark souls we would be just another team of bastards… but we would be good…

Knucks steps aside to concede the mic to his partner.

SALEM SHEPARD: Woooaaahhhhh…..WOOOW!!!!……..That sure didn’t take long!!! I want to thank all of your little people who made this possible. And no, I’m not talking about our loyal and dedicated Awoken/Filth Factory fans, you all are NOT the little people. The little people are our victims, the little people with little talent that made this all possible. Without us getting to beat the living shit out of yall, this never would have happened!! I do have to thank all our Filthy Awoken fans out there. We want to thank you for your support. We know that lots of you didn’t like us at first, but now that you’ve all seen were the best in the business, how can you not like us!?!?

Salem waits for the crowd to quiet down before he continues.

SALEM SHEPARD: I want to thank all our fans for buying all our overpriced, poor quality shit over the past several months – and we look forward to treating you with even more brand new Filthy merch coming your way in 2019!!!! I also want to thank Lilith for looking fiiiiine as hell, and uh, Lilith, if you’re watching, come to our dressing room after this and I’ll show you what it’s like to bang a WINNER!!!! I would also like to say: Fuck you to Kyle for keeping me locked away all these years; because the REAL Salem is here now…full time!! I would also like to say: Fuck you to the entire RSW as well. Fuck yall for trying to keep us down!! Well, look at us now!!! We’ve only been here for several months and they gave us a major award for it!!!! 2018 was just the beginning, losers. 2019 is here and this is the year we’ll take EVERY piece of gold the RSW has to offer, and we look forward to cleaning up every one of these awards next year too. So thank you, Filthy Awoken fans!!! Thanks for voting for us as the best Tag team!!! We really did deserve it….but we deserve all of these awards!! Thanks!!!




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Back in the locker room Candy is sitting on a couch. She is smiling more than normal. She is flipping through a parent magazine about babies. She looks down at her phone before she continues to read. Knucks bust in the room and he is totally pumped up he is on his phone and he is typing away.

Candy: what are you doing?

Knucks: I am making sure everyone heard the big announcement.

Candy: well that makes me so happy…

Knucks: I am trying to say how much of an honor this is… and how happy we both are.

Candy: knuckies I am so proud of you. I just want to suck you off and let you know how much I appreciate all of this.

Knucks: ok let me finish the facebook post real quick…

Candy: wow baby you make me very wet… let just read this real quick…. Oh, you are so cute… that dick needs to find my hunry mouth…. Wait what the fuck talking about being the tag team of the year… Did you forget about your baby

The word baby caused knucks to run out of the room. Candy face has changed to anger… she wasn't having any part of this attitude about the baby. Knuckd comes back in holding hid gold tag team of the year award.

Knucks: sorry I left it on the urinal I had to piss before I got back here… So earlier we were talking about you possibly being pregnant.

Candy: listen, mother fucker this child is coming… you're going to get your shit together and you are going to put me and the baby first. I am moving to Chicago with you full time. No more stripping and you will take care of me. Once the baby is born… if you fail the child support will kill you. Now prepare for your match so I… we.. get the championship bonus still.

Knucks: So was I still going to get my dick sucked?

Candy just glared at Knucks as Knucks walks over and picked up his wireless headphones. Knucks places them in his ears and he cranked up the tunes of dark rap music. Cmob, Prozak, Tech N9ne, and others. He walks over to mirror and picks up his face paint and starts touching up his face paint for the match. He has a love-hate relationship with the face paint.

Knucks: Fuck how the hell does Salem handle this daily… fuck no wonder he went crazy He leaves that shit on all the time now. Its no wonder his face isn't stained that way underneath it all. Duke… Tonight I face Shane Mitchell the world champion… overrated bitch boy. He and you have something in common you both think you are important and you both are extra tall and underweight for the height. Lex Collins holds the other two single titles from RSW. so Shane's partner is way better than yours. So let tonight be a sign of what is to come because tonight we face two wrestlers that are champions and are better Duke Chaos CBS or whatever tv station it is.

Knucks: You see now that the bitch says she has a baby in the oven… I have to secure my pay and get that long term contract done. I am not leaving RSW for the other companies on the network... But as offers come in Dick head Amaretto is going to need to pay me more. Hell, maybe I will just show up for the rumble and take the X crown and be like pay me mother fuckers. You see Duke you boys want to keep saying we are alike but we are far from the same. That's like saying a Left Twix and a Right Twix are the same thing… you're a fucking idiot. Make sure you run out kids and buy and left and a right and tell you what they taste different. See Duke that right there was a $10,000 read… Do you know how much baby food that will buy? No, Seriously I don't have a fucking clue. Like do you have to feed the baby once a day or twice a day like you do the dog… You know what fuck it I am sure Erik Black and Salem can give me some good advice. I wonder if its ok to have two godparents both be guys… I mean we let two guys get married…. So I am sure its ok to have a godfather and godfather. If not Salem will be the godmother he wears makeup…. Correction Face Paint…

Knucks: Why is it that they don't make Face Paint removers but Makeup removers they do make… because its the same thing Salem… what if I start using a foundation skin tone that is like my natural skin color and I can just paint over the facepaint. This idea is golden. This idea is going to make things so easy…. But what happens after like 50 paintings will my skin have a thick armor like to it or will my face not move.

Knucks walks away from the makeup. He looks down and Candy is looking at a list of common names. He walks past her and heads out to the back. He is walking around the locker room. He walks out and heads over to the food station… he never eats off of it. He remembers the things he and his awoken brothers did. He makes his way out to the fans and picks an open seat and sits down. The girl next to turns and she freaks out that its knucks next to her.  He looks at her and then knucks smile big time. The guy next to her has a beer. He goes to hand it to knucks but he says no. he pulls out an Ambien and smashes that shit up and drops it in the beer. He smiles and tells the guy to try a Knucks Spiked Beer. The guy slams the beer and they all cheer. Knucks stands up and takes his shirt off… he points to the girl next to him… she shakes her head no and knucks gets all the guys to chant around them… just then Candy come out of nowhere and grabs Knucks and she is just screaming. They make their way backstage.

Candy: what the fuck was that knucks? It's time to grow the fuck up!

Knucks: look… I was…

Candy: Grow the fuck up!

Knucks: Look I was just trying to party with my fans

Candy: no you were trying to get your whip wet with titty girl…

Knucks: Look the fans are important…

Candy: No your baby is important you need to GROW THE FUCK UP! I am dead serious things need to change I am your main focus I have a baby in me that is your son or daughter.

Knucks: listen I am getting ready for a match I even passed on a beer and Ambien you know a Knucks Spike Beer.

Candy: Oh did you pass on a beer… I have to pass on alcohol for the next 9 months.

Knucks: well I mean you are the bit… a beautiful soon to be mom that has to grow a child to fall out and destroy her vagina. When that thing slides out I am not going to be their...no one wants to see a 10 lb baby wreck that pussy.

Candy: Maybe I don't want you around… maybe I will get full custody and you can be your dad.

Knucks: FUCK YOU CUNT! My dad doesn't exist… but stop talking shit about him… my mom may have overdosed and my dad never around but you parents failed they raised a whore. But if you think you're taking my son or my daughter I will kill you.

Candy: Yeah mother fucker if I don't kill you first you little bitch.

Knucks and candy get in each other face before they start kissing each other and grabbing each other they go back to the locker room. Knucks open the door back up and hangs a sock on the doorknob.

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The following footage is from anarchy 44
Filth factory (champions) VS. Shane Mitchell and Lex Collins.

Voice Over: The following footage is the property of RSW and the XHF Network and may not be rebroadcast without the written consent of the RSW and XHF NETWORK.

(((OOC note the section below is match results and not my actual work. This was just added to the roleplay to add to the story, not asking for this section to count))))



Ringside footage... Outside, Knucks is dominating Lex. He connects with multiple blows to the head and then rushes his rival into the steel railing. But he then tries to charge in on him; a move which backfires, as Lex side steps, and Knucks body hits the railing then the ground with a thud. Back in the ring, Shane gets back on a vertical base, but Salem had been lining him up, and he connects with a Gutwrench Suplex.

TOMMY ONIONS: Oh my! That’s got to be all!
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Salem picks Shane up and he kicks him in the stomach many times and then he slams him shoulder first into the steel steps. Salem takes the head of Shane and he smashes it into the steel steps leaving big dents and he doesn’t seem to stop as he is taking out all of his frustrations between them.
TOMMY ONIONS: Ouch! Someone’s going to have to pay for those steps.
JOSEPH GREER: Maybe from your wages?
Salem finally stops and Shane lays their motionless and Salem gets up into his face and he points his finger at him and talks some trash until Lex comes up from behind him and he takes Salem head and he slams it into the steel post. Salem falls backwards and lands on the ground holding his forehead as Lex picks the limp body of Knucks up and he body slams Knucks down onto the steel steps and dents them even further. Lex then goes back over to Salem and he picks him up and he whips him into the steel barricade which bends in as Salem is driven into it. Lex backs off and then he runs at Salem but Salem back body drops Lex over the railing and into the crowd. Many spectators back off as Lex lands on their chairs. Salem walks over to Shane and he picks him up and he gets him in the power slam position and he rams his back into the steel post several times and then he walks over to the barricade and he drops Shane over it and he lands on the cement.
TOMMY ONIONS: There in the crowd. No one is safe.
Salem goes under the ring and he pulls out a table and he sets it up so it is resting partially on the ring and partially on the steel barricade. Salem stands on it and it is sturdy enough to hold him and he runs down it and he jumps off and does a Splash down onto both Shane and Lex.
JOSEPH GREER: Nice air time by Salem who seems to be dominating this match up thus far with his partner.
TOMMY ONIONS: Lex hasn’t been in it much ever since being busted open; sucks to be him.
JOSEPH GREER: You know, Lex holds two of the singles titles in this promotion.
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Salem bites Lex finger deep. Salem barely gets a shoulder up but he reaches over and tags in Knucks. Knucks picks up Lex again and hits him with another German suplex and then goes for the pin
TOMMY ONIONS: Oh this has got to be it!!!!!
………………1 Shane gets in the ring and tries to come to the rescue of his partner.
……………2 Salem gets back in the ring and clotheslines him back to the mat.
…………..3!
The bell rings. Erik rolls into the ring and starts to lay the boot into Shane and shout abuse at him. Salem picks up Lex and throws him into the corner and then Irish whips Knucks into him before following in with an avalanche of his own.
TOMMY ONIONS: Awoken are taking it to Lex and Shane!
(((OOC NOTE this ends the section of work that is not my own and was used))))))




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The match had ended Knucks had planned to get shit faced with his fans. But now with a pregnant girlfriend, knucks decided to just hit the hotel and call it a night. However, on the way to the hotel, he decided to stop just for one. He promised Candy he would be at the hotel in 30 minutes.

4 hours later Knucks is tiptoeing into the hotel room and Candy flips the light on…
Knucks acts like he is coming back from the bathroom. He sees Candy isn’t going for it. So he starts with the excuse making but the volume of alcohol he had is not helping it.

Knucks: Baby… I left after 20 minutes… the train had the street blocked for like 3 hours 42 minutes.

Candy: Knucks the bar is across the street!

Knucks: Well how come that prick in the taxi charged me $50?… see if I give him a good review or plug his taxi… truth is I am shocked the taxi didn't have to say taxi on it.

Candy: Baby, I am sorry your dad is a FUCKING IDIOT.

Knucks: Stop talking about my dad

Candy: I was talking to the baby.

Knucks: Oh…………………….Wait a minute you are calling me an idiot. Look he or she should be proud of me…. A child of a champion… people will be like your Anthony Stevenson child?

Candy: You see Knucks…people don't really care about Anthony they want Knucks.

Knucks: I am not Salem… I don't have a Kyle and a Salem…

Candy: You’re so right your not him. The fans love the face paint, they want scary knucks they want the asshole in the ring…we need to focus on Knucks that is the pro wrestler side of you… it's time we show the world your the best. Together we will dominate the world.

Knucks: You mean Salem, Erik Black and I will…

Candy: Of course you dum dum… I am just saying its time we unleash evil on the RSW… right now you're the Funny, Evil at times clown… I am saying evil all the time. Darkness if you may… I want you to destroy Duke and Chaos… show the Network who the real monsters are… FILTH FACTORY and beat these mother fuckers to death. But you have to start to listen to my advice… you are becoming a face and you need to be a heel… the good guys get fans… the bad guys get the money… what’s more important to you?

Knucks: I like the money and I love the fans… I didn’t want to love them… but I have started…

Candy: you started to become what a bitch?

Knucks Voice over: damn was this bitch right…. I needed to re find myself… I tried to be a better man for Poison and it got me nowhere… candy loves me for who I am… she is having my baby… maybe it was supposed to be her all along.

Knucks: all I know is we defeated 3 champions in the ring tonight… Filth Factory is the tag team to beat… we may not have the XHF tag straps but that's because we were never given a shot… hell, we only got here because of my little ponies wanting to battle and sisters of donkeys or dark sisters back the fucked out. But you see they didn't like the Filth that we bring… but sources say they didn't like the footage they seen. But then came the big bad Duke to bark and then his little friend just came a running…. Yapp yapp is all I could hear.

Knucks takes a few steps and grabs his title… he looks at it and smiles. But the look in his eyes changed.

Knucks: I thought this title was all I needed but it's not enough… now I need more… it is my drug of choice… Duke and Chaos this is just the start of it but your name makes the list… you will be just another step as Filth Factory takes its place on the top of the wrestling world. No longer will we have to listen to your broken English… no longer will we have to hear how we ran from you guys…. Yet we have never been near each other… we left a message on the internet and you replied… we didn't run… we said yes…. We booked the damn match and went back to focus on beating the legends of RSW… the stars of RSW. we beat the world champion… the anarchy champion and whatever we call the low-level belt.

Knucks: You see Chaos you spoke a lot of words real quick and then went quiet on us… you probably are busy but its too late now. You have signed the paperwork and the match is happening. We just went through a much better tag team then you and Duke will ever be. You have days left… you have time to speak the truth… but after we enter the ring Filth Factory is bringing the win back to the RSW and we are going to continue to be the franchise tag team in all of wrestling. You see RSW anarchy 45 I am going to it and I am addressing my fans and I am going to celebrate this win and get fucked up. But after this match is over and by the time I reach the arena for 45 your name will have already slipped my mind. I will picture your face looking up towards the sky...but you will have served your purpose… your use… your destiny to be my Network Jobber. I did not want this to come down to this I didn't ask for this fight… you and Duke did this… you made us do these horrible things to you… next time… scratch that, there won't be the next time. But I promise you people will think before they call out Filth Factory on the network.


Knucks: how often does a tag team form and have like 3 matches and become Tag team of the year… we did enough in 3 matches to be called the best of the best… now you might want to talk bad about the RSW but I wouldn't because Filth Factory is going to make you look like a lesser bitch then all the bitches in RSW. but hey it's getting late and I need to head home soon… welcome to the mother fucking Filth Factory… BITCH!

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