2010 SWAT St Valentines Day Massacre

[SWAT Team]

["Land of Confusion" by Disturbed plays, to a confused reaction by the crowd. SWAT Mid-South Comissioner Reginald P. Packer, SWAT North-East Comissioner Bryan Stark, and SWAT President Paul Soutter all come down to the ring, dressed in suits.]

Webber: Well, this is unexpected... it looks like the top brass of SWAT are coming down to the ring here. I'd guess there's some kind of announcement.

Frank: Well, they probably aren't here to sing. Hey, where do you think Soutter gets suits those big?

[Bryan Stark takes the microphone first, and waits for the crowd hubbub to die down before he speaks.]

Stark: We'll get to the finals in a minute, but first an announcement about SWAT's future. Now, I know I'm supposed to shill the product out here, but everybody knows that recently we've had a lot of issues with retaining talent and scheduling. So, after getting all of the execs together for a late-night brainstorming session... well, we ended up drunk. But after that, we were able to come up with an idea to give you, the fans, the best wrestling show we can.

[He hands off the mic to Packer.]

Packer: Effective immediately... SWAT Mid-South and SWAT North-East are now *one* region. SWAT All-State will offer you all of our great wrestlers on one show, fighting it out to determine who's the best.

[Soutter grabs the microphone, trying to make himself heard over the volumous reaction to the announcement.]

Soutter: And on the lines of fighting to be the best... this new, merged region needs a champion. So next month, on the first All-State show, we'll see Mid-South champion Frostbite, North-East champion Troy Poole, and National champion Eric Herrera fighting it out to be the first SWAT U.S. Heavyweight Champion!



Soutter: Oh yeah, and that's gonna be a ladder match!! AND.......1 more thing..the winner of tonights Mens Bracket of the Massacre will get the very FIRST title shot at the new champion!!

[Even bigger pop!]

Soutter: Enjoy the rest of the show, everyone!

["Land of Confusion" plays again as the three executives step out of the ring and head to the back.]

Webber: Wow! The North-East and Mid-South have just merged into one. Cats and dogs living together.

Frank: More importantly... do we get to keep our jobs?

Webber: I... didn't think about that.

[SWAT Team]

The lights go out as Land of Confusion starts. A single spotlight shines on the entrance. One by one..the advancees in the mens bracket make their way down the aisle. Bread Zombie, Aiden McVicar, Shameless Edward, Lukas Wagner, American Freebear, Terrell "The Truth" Taylor, Brian Brewster, Jason Birmingham, Gavin Tyler, Heavenly Henry, James Dickel and Dragon Belt all make their way up the stairs and into the ring. The fans erupt as the cage is lowered to the floor. Before it hits the floor, it stops just above the ring and several SWAT crew members wheel a large crate down that holds several types of weapons including chairs,kendo sticks, a length of rope Barbed wire baseball bat, thumbtack board, bag of glass, claw hammer, Singapore cane, a monkey wrench, a pair of rusty pliers, an axe handle and an artificial leg.


Chester: This event is the finals of the Mens Bracket of the St Valentines Day Massacre!! The winner will be named the top contender to the SWAT US title!!

Jake Stone suddenly sprints down the aisle and slides under the ropes as the crowd cheers as the double cage is lowered to the floor. The bell rings as all Hell breaks loose

Frank: And we got a party!! Dragon Belt and Gavin Tyler going right after each other, Freebear and Taylor team up to work on Heavenly Henry in the corner..Stone uses the kendo stick to assault Shameless Edward, Jason Birmingham and Brian Brewster combine their efforts against Lukas Wagner. Bread Zombie chokes James Dickel with the length of rope he found. Gavin Tyler quickly comes to the rescue of his PCW partner, the pair of them pound away on Zombie.

Webber: I guess Stone is gonna be allowed to stay in this..He has Edward busted open in the corner, over in the other ring..Brewster comes off the 2nd turnbuckle with that Monkey Wrench, landing it over the head of Heavenly Henry!! Freebear sends Edward flying over the ropes into the 2nd ring, Dragon Belt brings the steel chair across the back of Dickel, and then lands 1 across the back of Wagner. Dragon Belt gets hit hard from behind by Gavin Tyler, who picks up the chair and throws it to Aiden McVicar who lays out the Bread Zombie.

Frank: Stone lifts Edward on his shoulders and drives him head first into the cage, Brewster drives a knee to his back, sending him through the ropes and against the cage. Freebear powerslams Dragon Belt and drops a huge leg across his chest.
James Dickel starts to climb the cage as grabs Birmingham by the trunks and pulls him down.

Webber: Freebear quickly gets up on the cage behind Dickel and pulls him down, Dragon Belt connects with a back kick that drops Dickel to the mat. Birmingham drops an elbow across the chest of Dickel...Jason stands and...WOW!! Birmingham walks right into a chair shot from Brewster!! Tyler makes his way over and removes the ladder from the corner, hes dragging it to the middle of the ring, Bread Zombie drops Shameless Edward head first onto the chair that Brewster dropped, Freebear is climbing the ropes..Stone has the kendo stick..hes laying it across the skull of anyone who comes near him.

Frank: Zombie choke slams Edward right onto Henry...Freebear comes off the top rope with a Moonsault!! Freebear just crushed Henry and Edward..this is insane!! We have guys laying everywhere.. Brewster crawls over and grabs Dickels legs, preventing him from getting to the ladder as Zombie makes his way up and catches Tyler..Zombie catches up with Tyler...Zombie lifts Tyler off the ladder with a side suplex..BOTH men crash all the way down!! Stone swings the kendo stick and cracks Dragon Belt across the back of the knees, Dragons down!! Stone climbs the ladder..Stone quickly up the ladder, hes got the trap door open..Stones gonna steal this thing!! Freebear follows him up the ladder, Freebear isnt close enough...Stones climbing down the side...WAIT...Freebear spits throught he wire..he spits in the face of Stone..whose got the look of a crazed animal..Stones climbing back up!!

Webber: Stone has bad intentions in mind here..Freebears made it to the top..hes climbing through the door, Both men are on top..this is gonna be a fistfight!!
Stone with a swing, Freebear ducks and lifts Stone for a T Bone suplex, Stone dropped on the top of the cage..Stone rolls over and nearly falls through the trap door!!!! Stone hanging on for dear life..Freebear driving the boots to his arms, Stone loses bhis grip and falls to the mat!! Freebear scrambles across the cage and makes his way down..Zombie climbs the ladder as quickly as he can but Freebear makes it to the floor!! FREEBEAR WINS IT!!

Chester: Here is your winner...The American Freebear!!!

Frank: Freebear is officially the top challenger to whoever emerges as the SWAT US title Ladder match next month!!