Battleground 9 : One Hell of a Night Show

[radu]

[...To be a fly on the Amazon's wall...]

#Faint buzzing sound

[POV~!  A barfly - Tony - SOARS around the locker rooms of Amazon Arena.  Well, the men's locker room.  We have to assume the Amazons' gender bias is the reason for its squalid state.  Insects?  Outrageous.]

#Faint buzzing sound

[SWAT sure is experiencing a rebirth - there must be a few hundred wrestlers getting changed.  ...Or that's just the thousand visual receptors of the fly perspective.  And since its a bar fly, he sees double.  So two thousand wrestlers.  What a happening.  TJ Zousa tries to bring Tony down from his nirvana with a well placed knife edge chop.  ...It won't be the first battle that Zousa loses this evening.  As Tony retreats to the bar... firmly fixed to the wall, we cut from his confusing perspective to a straight forward long shot.  This eliminates 999% of the roster, Thanos style.  It was either that or Zeta boards...]

Brien O'Thomas <icing his neck>: It could have been worse...

TJ Zousa: Have you watched your match yet?  Actually don't... that's what did in all those guys that Brown brags about running off.

Brien O'Thomas: Nah, I have no beef with wrestling Brown.  I fought the champ.  Almost beat him.  Next time I could be SWAT champion.  I'm just glad I got him and not someone like Timeless.  Yeah he beat Rajiv, but how many times did that match happen for him to get the win?  That would have been much tougher to come back from... or him.

[O'Thomas points down the benches to the far corner of the room where Radu Matei is meditating.  If Matei hears them, he doesn't let on.  His opponent for the night, Brian Acres tries to ignore the locker room gossip as well, taping up his fists for the upcoming brawl.]

Brien O'Thomas: I don't envy Brian for that one...

[Acres continues to tape up, not taking the bait.]

TJ Zousa: No kidding, that's a rough draw, you sleeping with Pesci's wife, Brian?

[Shaking his head, Acres finally turns to the room.]

Brian Acres: Just looks like another wannabe from the SWAT Europe region.  Remember the month that was around?  They signed up a dozen clowns just like him, and none of them had what it took to make it in Syndicate Wrestling.  I hope he's got the goods - lets me put on a better match for my fans.  Everyone wins.  I'm just not holding my breath.  I don't know the guy, but from what I'm seeing here, you probably won't be seeing to much of him after tonights squash.

[The SWAT under dogs get quiet as Acres speaks harshly about the platinum blonde ghoul in the corner.]

TJ Zousa <whispering>: Not so loud, he's going to hear you.

Brian Acres: And?

TJ Zousa <whispering>: AND I wouldn't suggest pissing him off!

Brian Acres <shaking his head>: Do you hear yourself?

Brien O'Thomas: We're just trying to pass on some friendly advice, Brian.  He... <whispering> has a pretty nasty rep.

Brian Acres: You two are ridiculous.  This is a global wrestling company, there isn't a man or woman on the roster without some form of reputation.

TJ Zousa <getting quieter>: I heard he was outta SWAT Dixie.

Brien O'Thomas: What- <putting an extra bench between him and the Romanian, before leaning into the gossipy circle> that's just a myth.

Brian Acres: Who in there right minds would use the name Dixie to promote a company, let alone in this day and age... its called SWAT South.

TJ Zousa: That's a--- <whispering> That's a different fed.  They got a lot of southern regions... but Dixie?  That's <leaning in> SUPER MAX.

[Brian Acres is having a VERY hard time keeping a straight face.]

TJ Zousa: Whenever you do something to screw with a fed - like something unforgivable, like having simulators book your matches, or sending in promos from other federations with badly dubs where a few words have been changed, or just killed a fed with the worst title change ever.... if a region goes down and its someone's fault, SWAT can be pretty brutal.  Rather than fire a guy or blacklist him, they send him down south - to the "D" region.

Brian Acres: Dixie?

Brien O'Thomas <sssssh>: Not so loud - <nodding with his head> he's right there.

[...]

TJ Zousa: They send them to a fed without a tv deal, reporters, hell, I'm not even sure they have audiences.  But all the worst sons of bitches go there... and the thing is, you NEVER get out.  They keep you locked into contracts until you're spent.  No one gets out of Dixie.......... <thumbing the corner> so what's he doing here?

[The three men turn back to Matei.  Following their interest Tony moves in for a closer inspection.]

#Faint buzzing sound

[FATAL MISTAKE.]

[Snatching the fly out of the air, Radu Matei holds the bug between his thumb and index fingers, while using his free hands to tear off the insect's wings.  Having rendered Tony flightless, Radu holds out his hand, watching the shocked pest run around in circles.  It could have gone anywhere, but it chose to spend its limited time in the European's presence, and now suffers the consequences.  From a wide open space to the palm of Matei's hand.  Tony runs around in circles.  If it tickles, Radu's cold dead eyes don't let on.  It would be noble to put this lesser creature out of its misery, but instead its allowed to continue on...]

[The time.  The suffering.]

[Someone needs to pay for that.]

[And tonight that person is YOU.]

[Slamming his palm against the wall, crushing Tony into a burst of custardy pus and blood, Radu turns his steely gaze over to Brian Acres.  Acres under dog friends try to act like they don't notice it.  They aren't much better at acting than they are at wrestling, making the situation all the more uncomfortable.  Acres won't budge.]

Brian Acres <narrowing eyes>: If you have something to say than say it.

[This is Acres time to shine in SWAT, and no boogie man is going to take it away from him.]

[Rising, Radu Matei exits the dressing room.]

[SMASH CUT to the POV Fly shot.]

[...its not pretty.]

[The Shootfighter]

(Jade is once again on her cellphone talking as she leans on the wall watching the television monitor.)

Jade: "So you're going to deal with the guys who were caught along with the shipment."

Voice: "They're as good as dealt with."

Jade: "Good work. Just make sure the next shipment is received and better make sure you actually check to see who's an informant and who's not. You understand capeche."

Voice: "I get it Jade."

Jade: "Good if it happens again someone's going to owe my father twice the amount he paid for."

(She turns off her cellphone and places it back into her trenchcoat as Katie Moss comes up to her.)

Katie Moss: "I guess you heard the news."

Jade: "Let's see the GM Lynn Brewster kicked Marie Caedes' ass and she and I have out inevitable Hell in a Cell PPV Match for my SWAT Amazons Women's Championship."

Katie Moss: "How did....."

(Jade flicks her head towards the television monitor and Katie turns to look.)

Katie Moss: "Oh I forgot about that the television monitors."

Jade: "Can't be helped. So is there anything else you want to interview me about."

Katie Moss: "Well Avery had a few choice words for you....."

Jade: "Don't tell me she had you come to Ireland in the rolling green hills."

Katie Moss: "Yeah....."

Jade: "Then you were either in the arena or outside the arena."

Katie Moss: "Yeah....."

Jade: "Yeah nothing changed with her or with 'Lucky' Linda La Fey. You know Avery you seem to be coming off like one of those clichés with the same sequences as if you were filming a movie or a bad documentary. Why not show that as your ring entrance instead and give the ringsiders some better entertainment than any stupid streaming service can provide."

Katie Moss: "She also plans to come with some ideas to beat you."

Jade: "Hmm....Let's see her partner comes out with her and interferes or she plans to cold cock me with some foreign object or use the tights, ropes or ring corner.....Blah....Blah. What else is knew with Avery McCullen."

Katie Moss: "She was fired up when she heard you were her opponent in her return to SWAT."

Jade: "You don't think I'm fired up as well Katie. When the Irish Bombshells interrupted The Hired Killers celebration....."

Katie Moss: "I remember that you were all ready to fight right then and there."

Jade: "Yeah and tonight that's what Avery is going to get."

Katie Moss: "She did say that she's going to give you more than you can handle."

Jade: "Let me tell you something Katie we gave each other more than enough to handle. If she's continuing to talk like she's better than I am and she's tougher than I am. Avery's going to get every chance to prove it tonight and like I mentioned I was training real extra hard for this rematch and I'm going out there to show her why I'm one of the best women's champions."

Katie Moss: "She also said you were acting like you were better than anyone else and were growing soft and too comfortable as well."

Jade: "That's just like The Irish Bombshells to say that about me. Avery if I was too comfortable with my title reign and growing to soft. Why the fuck would I be in the gym every day training, working out, staying in shape and pushing myself to my limits and beyond just to be preparing for every title defense. Now you probably think that's a lie but let's see what you were doing instead of showing such Irish countryside scenery as if you were advertising for their tourist industry....."

Katie Moss: "Actually she was spending time with her daughter."

Jade: "Well that's a new one that I didn't expect which is quite admirable seeing I have a daughter of my own along with my twin sister. Still hat doesn't make up the fact she's talking like the typical stereotypical Irish braggart. Well tonight Katie she's going to be the one who proves that she's either right or wrong and we'll see if she actually shook off the ring rust. You see Avery I'm out to prove I deserve the respect that I worked hard for and if you don't like that....tough. We'll see tonight if any of your master plans you come up with work or backfire. Tonight we'll go to hell together and one of us will return from hell as champion. Goodluck Avery and see if you can go to hell and back with the SWAT Amazons Women's Championship."

Katie Moss: "Well goodluck again in your match."

Jade: "As I mentioned before I make my own luck."

(Jade pushes herself off the wall and leaves.)

Katie Moss: "Back to you guys."

(The scene slowly fades to black.)

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Presence Known





The Cameras Then fade back in from commercial break. The cameras then go to ringside when Suddenly a Freak Like Me blasts over The PA systems. The crowd begins to cheer and some boo. Michael Maddox walks down the ramp with a purpose.











Maddox gets in the ring and then grabs a microphone in his hands. He looks at the crowd with a sadistic look on his face. He then slowly bring the mic up to his face and then begins to speak.





Michael Maddox

So what did I tell ya? What did I tell Ya? I told you I was going to come in and walk all over TJ Souza. I delivered and I am going to deliver a lot more than where that came from. Before I start where I want to talk about and where I want to be. We still got my wife beating the living shit out of Jade and sending her back to Bangkok where she belongs. She is nothing more than a military bitch that thinks she's entitled and Avery will knock her down a peg and then take her title so she can go cry to mommy or daddy. That is aside from The Point. Avery will walk in and out the champion. Phase two will be complete. That is not at all the reason why I came out here though. I came out here for myself. Reason being most couples have to watch each others backs to make sure they get where they need to be. With me and Avery our destinies are in our own hands.



Maddox then pauses for a moment and then continues where he left off.



Which brings me why I am really out here right now in the middle of the show. I am out here to let the whole back room locker room of SWAT I am here to write a new chapter in the SWAT history. That chapter is where Michael Maddox becomes top dog in SWAT. You know I sat here came in few times jobbed and now it is my turn to shine. I paid my dues in the SWAT Community. If you are not in any wrestling organization trying to be top dog then you might as well not even be wrestling at all. I will be watching tonight’s main event very closely. I am here to rid SWAT of The old and make new champs and histories not the same old same old people. It is people like Dave Brickheart. He who has daddy issues who has gone off the deep end since his daddy crocked. Well Dave I hate to tell ya but you do not know what going off the deep end really is. Soon you will realize that.



We then have The Psychotic Goth. This name and gimmick is very laughable. It sounds like a phase we all run through in middle school. He claims he practices the art and culture of being goth along with his wife Vampira. So if listening to goth music and drinking tomato juice pretending that it is blood is pretty much what culture you are claiming to be apart of. Not that it has anything to do with wrestling. Hell I am the world's greatest chef let me apply it to wrestling get the fuck outta here nerd.You might think you are going to win the championship. With your track record it is about as likely as The Detroit Lions winning a superbowl. Incase you prove me wrong and you do manage to do so I will be gunning for you.





We have The Current SWAT World Heavyweight Champion Henry Brown most of you know him as Hells Bouncer. You think Hell is some kind of NightClub where you sit there at the gates of hell and throw out all the people who are suppose to go in heaven or people who are out of line. I guess we can somehow apply that to wrestling as well. What are you gonna bounce us all out of the ring and try and stop us from going to the top. Yeah I get you are at the top of the mountain right now and looking into the back. Your ego precedes you. I am hoping you keep your championship. I am gunning for you. It is one of the reasons I signed with SWAT. See ya soon champ!!! Real soon.



A lot of you will probably say I must be trippin with my ego. Nah no ego needed. I will earn everything I get. I proved to win my first match which in reality I know won’t impress most of you. But in the long run I will become the NEW SWAT HEAVYWWEIGHT CHAMPION and I will earn it valiantly. I will earn it the right way. I will walk through the whole locker room. I will take names and wipe my ass with the roster until I have what I want!!! I am tired of being labeled amongst SWAT as just another jobber who has a big head. This is my time to shine in SWAT and this message goes to the whole locker room I am hungry and I will devour the roster to feed my hunger. SEE YA Soon Champ!!!






Maddox slams down the mic as some fans cheer and others boo as Freak Like Me by Halestorm blasts over The PA systems and Maddox goes to the top of the ramp and then raises both arms as the cameras slowly fade to commercial break.



Cameras fade to commercial break.

[SWAT Team]

[The house lights fade, leaving the arena in darkness.]

[Riz Ortolani's haunting theme music to the film Cannibal Holocaust begins to play over the PA system.]

[Purple spotlights search through the crowd, building a sense of dread. The audience boo for the next participant, because he repulses them, but more so they aren't left alone with their thoughts. The erratic movement of the lights start to circle closer together before eventually, the perfect circles of light connect into the body of a large centipede. The visual representation of the insect stalks over the crowd, before racing towards the entranceway. Hitting the black curtains, the purple lights seem to double up, and fold into themselves.]

[Rough hands swatting aside the curtain, the five-time SWAT Dixieland champion pushes his way out into the arena. It’s been a while since he had an audience like this. Rather than appreciate the change in pace, he seems to shake with rage, channelling it down towards the ring. Clenching his fists, Radu Matei starts to stalk down the aisle in sync with the music. The audience throws stuff, and generally let him know that his presence isn't appreciated... but they also keep their distance. Anyone who leans over the railing gets slashed by the box cutters he hides in his suit. Some are still stupid enough to see blood, but the majority vocalize their hatred out of arms' reach. Cowards that they are.]

[Approaching ringside, Radu lifts under the curtain to pull out a large box. Patting it, he smiles, before turning his venom back to the ring.]

Frank Salazar : Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, hailing from Sibiu, Romania and coming in at 6’2 & 234 pounds ... RADE MATEI!!!

And his opponent, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and coming in at 5’11 & 250 pounds ... BRIAN ACRES!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Ref calls for the bell and this one is underway! Matei is a freaky looking one.

Andrew Fulton : I like the look of him.

Matei eye gouges Acres and then delivers a release belly to belly suplex.

Jeremy Tucker : Acres hits the mat hard, he looks a lot like our former champion Miles to me Fulton.

Andrew Fulton : Imitation is the best form of flattery they say, why anyone would want to imitate Miles though, that’s a mystery to me.

Jeremy Tucker : Matei delivers a thrust kick to the head, then taunts the fans and Acres.

Andrew Fulton : Looking at Acres notes, he does have a bit of a fascination with Miles, his Finisher is called the Road to Nowhere, and his promo’s tend to go for Miles.

Jeremy Tucker : Radu with a knee lift, then a Cobra Clutch.

Andrew Fulton : Acres is struggling, he is way out of his depth ... he should perhaps take a hike off to wherever his idol ran off to, before Matei ends his career right here and now.

Jeremy Tucker : Matei releases the Clutch, then stomps away on Acres with disdain.

Andrew Fulton : I like this Matei Jerry, he is showing something here tonight.

Jeremy Tucker : The man seems to enjoy inflicting pain on his opponents, he is now biting Brian.

Andrew Fulton : Spinning drop toe hold by Matei!

Jeremy Tucker : Matei picks up Brian ... WHEELBARROW PILE DRIVER!!! What a move!

Andrew Fulton : Acres is dead.

Jeremy Tucker : Matei goes to the top rope, taunts the fans some more, then launches with a Senton splash!

Andrew Fulton : JUMPING BACK DROP DRIVER!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Radu running back and forth into the ropes, rebounding again and again, before hitting a spinning elbow. ATARI Centipede!!!

Cracking a smile, Radu reaches into his tuxedo's breast pocket...

Jeremy Tucker : What the...

Andrew Fulton : HOW DID HE KEEP THEM IN THERE?!

Radu Matei pulls out a fistful of centipedes. Exposed to the light, the insects start to squirm - attempting to crawl away but held bunched up in his grasp. Before Acres can finish registering his disgust, Matei LUNGES forwards with mandible claw, shoving half the centipedes into Acres face!

Jeremy Tucker : NOOOOO!

Andrew Fulton : That's disgust!!!

Jeremy Tucker : I think I'm going to be sick.

Andrew Fulton : Think!?

Acres flails about like his skin is going to crawl off, the mandible claw locked in, Radu pushes the SWAT hopefully down onto the canvas. A few dozen of the bugs manage to escape the clump - audience members screaming in contempt as the creepy crawlers roam past their feet. Many of the ones that have gone near Acres face have been crushed, but that doesn't stop the half the body that hasn't liquified from wiggling wildly. That actually makes it worse.

DING! DING!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!

Frank Salazar : The winner of this match as the result of a submission - RADU MATEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-------ew gross, get it off of me.

Even Salazar can't act like a professional with one of the insects crawling up his leg. Even with the bell rung, Matei continues to force down on the hold. Wild eyed you'd think that Matei was torturing Acres while dreaming of someone else. As the referee threatens to reverse the decision, Matei finally rejoins this plane of existence long enough to let go of the claw. Acres shakes violently on the canvas like he was suffering from a seizure.

[Grabbing a live microphone, Matei gets up to his feet...

Radu Matei : SWAT. SWAT. SWAT. ...It has been awhile.

Matei speaks with the kind of heavy European accent of a man who learned broken English in Japan, then fine tuned it with a lengthy stay in the deep south.

Radu Matei <flinch> : See.... seventeen years ago, I signed up for my first tour of duty in SWAT. Specially I toured with SWAT Kyoto. It was an amazing federation - I had so many good times. <flinch> One might say TOO many good times. Circumstances I would rather not get into saw the region's closure, and more than a few people were pointing the blame at yours truly. <nodding with every word to emphasis his point> Stupid. Sons. Of. Bitches. <sneer> I got sent to wrestling purgatory... where I have been honing my craft ever since. <running his thumb across a razor sharp index finger nail> I like to hurt people. <waving a dismissive had at Acres> I'm very good at it. So why are we just meeting each other right now? Why aren't I plying my trade in a much more lucrative federation like Anonymous Xtreme Wrestling or Riot Star Wrestling?

Believe me. I wanted to...

Pulling back his coat, Radu exposes the SWAT Dixie heavyweight title wrapped around his waist.

Radu Matei : My <flinch> penance. <sneer> When you're working SWAT Dixie... you can't go to the Tragic Gaijin Kingdom or Empire Wrestling. Its your home. Your only home. <snort> So you try to make the most of it... throw away the best years of your life in darkness, embracing seclusion... you didn't play by the rules ONCE, but god help you, YOU WILL play by the rules for the rest of your life...

The thing about prisons... when you've been inside for too long, it becomes hard to adjust to life on the outside.

Which brings me to my cage...

Reaching into another pocket, Radu pulls out a letter.

Radu Matei : "Cease and desist..." Every active SWAT region - and there are A LOT that aren't played on television unless your in their specific market... every SWAT region got a cease and desist order. Apparently when she got the book, Lynn Brewster decided that she didn't want a bunch of substandard freak shows sullying Amazon's reputation. So when she became the SWAT president of the "only" swat fed... she immediately used ALL the companies existing resources to cannibalize its smaller members. Only problem...

<patting heavyweight title> Some of those regions were better forgotten...

Left to their own devices...

To continue on - holding their prisoners at bay, keeping us away from decent society... SWAT has done a lot of stupid shit over the years, but at least they'd found a self sufficient way of policing all the worst offenders................ at least until Lynn Brewster walked up to the prison gates and threw the doors open for all of us syndicate wrestling embarrassments to escape. <flinch> Christ. That stupid woman doesn't even know what she's done.

I spent SEVENTEEN YEARS IN CONFINEMENT... LOCKED AWAY... I made it my home...

...and Lynn Brewster "rescued me" from the SWAT mediocrity.

Seventeen years.

SEVENTEEN GOD DAMN YEARS.

What the FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO DO NOW BREWSTER? PICK UP THE PIECES? SEW THEM ALL TOGETHER INTO THE LIFE I SHOULD HAVE HAD?

SWAT Dixie was all I had... and you took it away from me.

You took it away...

Radu runs a crushed centipede drenched hand through his hair, trying to compose himself.

Radu Matei : Freedom. First thing I did when I got out of SWAT Dixie... approach AWF or Sakata about getting my career back on track with a REAL company? Its too late for me to be respectable... but not too late for revenge.

So here I am SWAT... your Dixie heavyweight champion... depending on who you talk to, I finished SWAT Kyoto. <flinch> Maybe I killed one region.... but Lynn Brewster took out hundreds.

Lynn. Thank you for my freedom.... but you can keep it.

The only thing I learned in the EXTREMELY deep south, is that I like being the biggest, baddest dog, in the smallest space...

And Lynn, you just made the SWAT Universe small enough that its going to be just the two of us.

<flinch> What fun we'll have.

The Dixie Heavyweight champion exits the ring, as the cameras pull into a close-up of the still unconscious Brian Acres - lone insect arm writhing around on his cheek.

[Star]

Lynn Brewster is busy working on trying to demolish the pile of paperwork on the table in front of her when there's a knock at the door. William looks up from his phone, and Lynn nods at him. He gets up and opens it to find Katie Moss there. He looks at Lynn and she nods her head yes. Karnij is sitting in the corner reading but Katie’s presence has captured his attention. Katie looks at all three of them.

Katie Moss: I hope I’m not….interrupting?

Lynn smiles at the girl before her.

Lynn: Not at all. What’s on your mind?

Katie Moss: A few things. First off how do you think tonight is going?

Lynn: You know with the influx of people returning, which I’m grateful for, and …..a few that I’ve never heard of but I do appreciate them remembering they were once part of this great company, all in all its been a great night.

Katie Moss: Anyone in particular standing out?

Lynn: Oh, let me guess. That…..Radu Matel guy? The one who says that I’ve released the inmates or some such thing?

Katie Moss: Yes. I’m….not fond of him.

Lynn: That my dear girl is because you have class and taste. Anyway you know I’ve been associated with SWAT for over ten years and I’ve never heard of him, so please don't be offended at that. As for his comments about how I’ve united the regions, well Katie, you saw where we were. Amazons was strong, viable, and Europe, Rocky Mountain, and such just couldn’t seem to keep it going. I did the logical thing, that was all.

As for the “champion” comment, I don't know how many centuries ago he held that title but it's definitely not a viable title in MY company.He says I “killed” SWAT Dixie. Well you know, when I returned to the states, I followed SWAT and there was no Dixie!! That was 15 freakin years ago so that man is extremely delusional! He says I have no idea what I’ve done, perhaps it's called clearing out the cobwebs and chasing people like him away. He thinks he can walk in here and demand stuff? He needs to learn a lesson, a lesson I’m more than willing to teach him, and that is respect and that I’m the one in charge, not him. I answer to only one person, and even as it stands we’re on even ground and that's Joe Pesci. I don't care what anyone else thinks, I will answer to ONLY him. So Radu? I know what I’ve done, and if you think you can scare me, I’ve faced guys scarier than you and I didn't flinch. So good luck on that.


Radu, right now I have plans with Jade and her Amazons title, and I’m sure Marie Caedes is going to want a piece of me after this evening. I’m thinking I need to hang one of those number things outside the door. You take a number and you’ll be called in order. Rest assured that you? Are currently NOWHERE on my radar as it stands. I have a lot of bigger and tougher problems than you.

Katie stares at Lynn, a bit stunned but she finds her voice again.

Katie Moss: You did bring up two people I wanted to talk about. First off Marie…..

Lynn sighs: Marie got what she deserved, and I was even quick about it. Someway, somehow Marie must be taught a lesson and I’m trying to figure out how to do that without damaging her.

Katie Moss: Fair enough, and since you won that match….now you get the chance to face Jade. Will this be it?

Lynn: I can’t say I’ll never face Jade again, in this business you never say never. But this match will be free of outside interference. Yes a Hell in a Cell might seem extreme but Jade and I do best when it's just us battling it out. Now if you don’t mind…..

Lynn waves towards the door, hoping Katie gets the hint. She does, and leaves, closing the door behind her but not before the camera gets a shot of Lynn resting her head in her hands.

[SWAT Team]

Jeremy Tucker : We are back, and what a night it has been so far, and two more big matches to come, with the World Title on the line shortly, and right now, the Amazons Championship!

Andrew Fulton : Have you ever heard of SWAT Dixie?

Jeremy Tucker : Never, sounds like some Siberia type region for the dreads and unworkable of SWAT.

Andrew Fulton : Surprised you weren’t there then, is that where Brain Miles has ran off too?

Jeremy Tucker : Up now, we have the returning Avery McCullen getting her shot at the Amazons Champ Jade and her title, what an encounter this promises to be.

Andrew Fulton : My moneys on Jade. She is clearly the superior wrestler of the two.

Frank Salazar : THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE SWAT AMAZONS CHAMPIONSHIP. Introducing first ...

Linger by the Cranberries hits and Lucky Linda makes her way out to the ramp way, Frank stop shis introduction a bit perplexed, and Linda waves to the fans then heads to the commentary booth.

Jeremy Tucker : Linda! You’re back in SWAT?! Great to see you!

Andrew Fulton : Wow, Jade said you’d be here to help Avery, and right on que, here you are.

Lucky Linda : Thanks Jerry. Fulton, always a pleasure to be sure to be sure. Rest assured, i am not here to help Avery, she doesn’t want or need my help, i am here to watch and cheer her on and help you guys call the match.

Frank Salazar : Introducing the challenger, hailing from Dublin, Ireland, coming in at 5’8 and 131 pounds .... The Daredevil!!! AVERY McCULLEN!!!!

The house lights go down, as pink, and blue spotlights go over the crowd. "Show Your Style" by Miracle of Sound begins to play over the speakers. The SWAT tron comes to life with an aerial view of Ireland, and then changes to different scenes of the places that Avery had been in her adventuring days. It soon changes to some of her old matches and the chaos and destruction that she had caused. A spotlight comes to rest at the back of the stage where Avery is standing with her head lowered. As the vocals start she raises her head, and she starts down the rampway. She poses with a few of the fans letting them get pictures before she heads to the ring. As she reaches the end of the rampway she sprints to the ring, and leaps up onto the edge of the ring, and slips through the ropes. She hops up onto the nearest ring post and plays to the crowd before hopping down, and removes the leather jacket she wears and waits for her opponent.

Jeremy Tucker : Avery looks GREAT! She is in terrific condition.

Andrew Fulton : I was just telling Jerry before you arrived Linda how Avery is clearly the superior wrestler and my money is on her tonight.

Tucker scoffs

Lucky Linda : Sure you were Fulton. Avery and i have been in training for our return. She is ready for this match, to be sure.

Frank Salazar : And introducing her opponent, she hails from Bangkok, Thailand, coming in at 5’10 and 150 pounds .... THE SWAT AMAZONS CHAMPION ... JADE!!!!

"Street Fight (On the Sunset Strip)" By Guns N' Roses plays and Jade comes to the ring slowly and ominously accompanied by her twin sister Kim. She jumps on the ring apron and does a sunset flip kip up before standing in the center of the ring looking slowly from side to side before slowly and ominously taking off her dark shades and placing them in her trenchcoat and slowly and ominously taking off her trenchcoat glaring as she slowly goes to her corner continuing to glare at the opposite corner and her sister does the samething before giving her advice.

Jade : (grabbing the mic from Frank) I said i wanted this to be one on one and Kim was to stay in the back, but as usual, the Irish Rose Bombshells want to play the numbers game, i don’t trust you out here Linda, and that’s why my sister is here with me, she i trust with my life! Avery! Prepare to ...

Jade is cut short as Avery slaps the taste out of her mouth.

Lucky Linda : Avery is here to fight! Not talk!

Jeremy Tucker : Ref calls for the bell and this one is under way. Both girls lock up, and Jade throws Avery to the ropes, Avery ducks under a leap frog, bounces and jumps over Jade who has hit the canvas, Avery bounces again and is met with a drop kick by Jade.

Andrew Fulton : Avery right to her feet, and hits a chop to Jade.

Lucky Linda : Jade chops back, i have felt chops from both these lasses and let me tell you, they don’t tickle.

Jeremy Tucker : Scoop body slam by Jade.

Andrew Fulton : Avery with a bulldog.

Lucky Linda : Jade delivers a Dragon legsweep into lightning deep figure four anklelock.

Jeremy Tucker : Avery escapes the hold and delivers a hard punch to the gut of Jade.

Andrew Fulton : Avery follows up with a release German suplex.

Lucky Linda : NO! Jade flipped over and landed on her feet and she takes out Avery by the knee with a chop block.

Jeremy Tucker : Jade goes to work on the leg of Avery.

Andrew Fulton : Avery tries to make it to the corner, but Jade nails the J-Strike! (backstabber)

Lucky Linda : Jade is right on her game here, i would expect nothing less, she covers but Avery kicks out at two.

Jeremy Tucker : Avery with an eye gouge.

Andrew Fulton : Little miss Irish mother on the country farm with an eye gouge?

Lucky Linda : She does what she has to do Fulton.

Jeremy Tucker : Avery with a Russian leg sweep face buster.

Andrew Fulton : How does it feel sitting here Linda, watching these two battle it out for what was once your title.

Lucky Linda : I will be honest, it is a little strange, i loved wearing that belt, and i feel i brought it and the whole Amazons division to great heights, where we became not only a division, but a Region in our own right.

Jeremy Tucker : Hard kick to the knee by Avery.

Andrew Fulton : If it feels so weird to you, then where the hell have you been Linda? Where has Avery been?

Lucky Linda : Our bodies needed a rest Fulton, this is a gruelling and demanding business. Avery rolls up Jade! This could be it ... come on ref!

Jeremy Tucker : Jade rolls the shoulder at 2.

Andrew Fulton : Sounds like politics to me Linda. Jade with a running shoulder block.

Lucky Linda : Avery with a spear.

Jeremy Tucker : Jade hits a roaring discuss punch.

Andrew Fulton : Avery connects with a tiger suplex!

Lucky Linda : Move for move! Come on Avery! Put her away!

Jeremy Tucker : Flying roaring Muy Thai style bicycle kick off ropes by Jade!!!

Andrew Fulton : Both women are spent, but keep answering back with another move!

Lucky Linda : UNPRETTIER!!! Avery with the Unprettier!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Cover by Avery, this could be it!

One ............

Two ...............

Jade rolls the shoulder!

Andrew Fulton : Knew she would kick out.

Lucky Linda : Jade slides to the outside, and Avery follows her out there.

Jeremy Tucker : Jade whips Avery to the ropes, but Avery reverses it and whips Jade, right into KIM!!!

Andrew Fulton : The twins collide unsuspectedly!

Lucky Linda : Two Hired Killers with one stone!

Jeremy Tucker : Kim gets to her feet furious! And she grabs Avery by the hair and starts thrashing her around, Jade runs up behind and running knee to the back of Avery!

Andrew Fulton : Bit off a bit more than she can chew, looks like to me!

Kim applies a full nelson to Avery, and they are right next to the commentary table, Jade starts choking Avery while she is in the choke, and out of no where, Linda wallops Kim with a devastating chair shot to the back of the head, sending her crumbling to the floor.

Jeremy Tucker : Linda has seen enough! She pulls back, and practically knocks Jades head off with a second chair shot.

The shot then shows Avery also lying on the mat, she is holding onto her eye and looks to be in serious pain.

Andrew Fulton : What happened to Avery?

A slow mo replay shows as Linda hit Kim with the chair shot, the force sent Avery head first into the corner of the commentary table

Jeremy Tucker : Avery’s eye hit the corner of the table, look, its bleeding from there!

Andrew Fulton : This doesn’t look good.

Jeremy Tucker : The ref is calling for the bell, i am receiving word its a double DQ!

Andrew Fulton : Linda is helping Avery to her feet, and she helps her up the ramp way, medics meeting them at the top, and they are examining her as they rush her thru the curtains.

Jeremy Tucker : Wow, that brings a sombre moment to our broadcast.

Andrew Fulton : Not that sombre! Way to go Jade!!!

Jade grabs her belt and holds it aloft, and she and Kim groggily head to the back as we fade to commercial.

[SWAT Team]

Jeremy Tucker: Wait a minute..what's this? I've been told that Olympia has something she wants to say! Here she comes!


[Katie Moss enters the ring with a mic in her hand.]

["Olympic Theme and Fanfare", by John Williams rocks the Amazon Arena. The Amatron shows an American Flag waving before fading to the Olympic flag as the words Olympia are shown. Olympia walks towards the ramp way with her head bowed down low as red, white and blue pyros explode. She stands there and then lifts her head slowly before marching down the ramp way wearing her Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition Pan-Am Title around her waist. She removes the American flag and folds it with respect before doing the same with the Olympic flag and gives it to the ring attendant. She enters the ring and bows to all corners with respect and honouring the ringsiders before taking off her jacket revealing a red, white and blue MMA combat halter with the Olympic symbol on the front, tight red, white and blue MMA fighting trunks with USA on the front and red, white and blue wrestling boots with red, white and blue tassels. She shows off her gold medals dangling around her neck before she grabs a mic from a ringside attendant.She tests the ropes and stares down Katie Moss with intensity and purpose.]


Olympia: Lucky you, eh Kate? You're the one they decided to interview "The Baddest Bitch on the Planet"! Don't be scared. I don't bite!


[Katie Moss reluctantly begins to speak before Olympia quickly cuts her off.]


Kate Moss: I--


Olympia: Shut up and stand there and look pretty..that's all you are anyway- a piece of eye candy for all the men here to gawk at! You wouldn't know anything about being a high caliber, ass kicking machine! See these medals?


[Points to the Gold medals around her neck.]


Katie Moss: Ye--


Olympia: I said shut up! Don't you dare say another word. I know what you all are thinking..what in the hell has gotten into YOUR Olympic Hero..the "Golden Warrior" Olympia? Think about it hard for just a minute..what's wrong with this picture? Easy..why wasn't I booked in a match here on Battle Ground!? Did Pesci forget about his best talent he has? Did Joseph-

["Revenge of the Nerds", by The Nerds blares through the Amazon Arena speakers. The fans jump to their feet and start chanting "ELR". Erica Lindsay Rich comes riding out on a Ninebot S1 segway. She has her cute blonde hair in pigtails and sports a new pair of black rimmed Nerdwear glasses. She honks a horn and slaps the fans in the front row five. Olympia looks furious. ELR jumps off the segway and leaps into the ring and gets in the face of Olympia. Kate Moss quickly puts the mic in ELR's face.]


Olympia: Well..well..well. Look at what the cat drug i-


ELR: Shut the heck up!


Fans: Shut the heck up! Shut the heck up! Shut the heck up!


[Olympia goes crazy and kicks the middle rope for being cut off first by ELR and secondly by the fans.]


ELR: Excuse me? Ooops..sorry...did I do that!?


Fans: Did I do that! Did I do that! Did I do that!?


[Erica Lindsay Rich grins then pushes her glasses closer to her face.]


ELR: Yep. Darn sure looks like I did. Yippy skippy..skip to my lou my darling. I haven't had this much fun since my last Rubik's Cube convention..(Waits for the pop, smiling through out the pause.) But that's a different story-


Olympia: Cut to the chase nerd! What brings you out here on my time?


ELR: Wellllll..in the words of the great Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High: "Listen Mr. Hand..or this case Ms. Olympia..if you're here..and I'm here..doesn't that make it OUR time!?"


[Olympia goes ballistic and once again kicks the middle rope in frustration.]


ELR: Don't worry your little gold medal wearing heart out..I'll make it quick..The Show 2019 just came out so I've got me a franchise to play. You see, I was in the back playing Red Dead 2: Redemption for my PlayStation 4 and I swore I heard you complaining about not having a match here tonight.


Olympia: Oh this is rich Anderson. Let me ask you something video game queen? Where in the hell have you been? While I've been here during the declining ratings, working my ass off and breaking arms..where were you?


ELR: I've bee-


Olympia: Shut up! It was a rhetorical question you freaking geek!


[ELR quickly gets into Olympia's face.]


ELR: You may be able to intimidate Ms. Moss but let's get something straight. You don't scare me. I don't answer to you! I answer to Mr. Pesci and Mr. Pesci only. And aren't you forgetting one thing?


Olympia: What's that?


ELR: I've beaten you before..remember that? Of course you do. It was for your precious Amazon's Pan American Title you got right there around your waist..wasn't it? So I have a dandy of an idea..how about next Battle Ground..you and me dance one more time! Think about it girl..I'll make you famous!


Olympia: The nerve of you..trying to piggy-back off of YOUR Olympic Hero once again. You don't deserve a title shot. You know what? I like it..but non-title!


ELR: Good..I have another idea..how about we hang those little precious gold medals of yours from the ceiling and make it a ladder match?


Olympia: You got it! But remember one thing geek girl..this time after I beat you..don't take your ball and run like last time. See you next week!


[Olympia throws her mic down. She pretends to exit as ELR soaks up the cheers from the fans. ELR climbs the turnbuckle when Olympia crushes Katie Moss with an Olympic Slam! ELR turns around and jumps to Moss' attention but it's too late. Moss is layed out in the middle of the ring as Olympia quickly exits as medical personal and security rush in. The scene fades to Olympia grining a maniacal grin while ELR stares her down while attending to the nearly broken in half Katie Moss.]

[Star]

We’re backstage at Battleground and the EMT’s have Katie Moss on a stretcher and she’s holding her sides as if in dire pain. Lynn Brewster is there talking to one of the EMT’s, and its apparent she’s not happy with the answers they are giving her.

Lynn: Don't you think you could at least clue me in? She could have cracked ribs knowing that maniac! So tell me genius, what’s your thoughts?

EMT: Well…..as you know we don't make a diagnosis, we just take her to the hospital.

Lynn: I swear……

Suddenly an angry voice, one that Lynn really doesn’t need right now is heard. Lynn turns around to be nose to nose to Jade.

Jade:: What the hell happened!!!????

Lynn: What happens? That maniac who I thought was some friend of YOURS put my top interviewer in the ER! THAT'S what happened!! How could you let this happen?

Jade:: Whoa there a minute sunshine. Olympia is not one of my “girls”, so let's be clear on that, ok?

Lynn isnt happy but she nods.

Jade:: Next thing is what are YOU going to do about it? Send in sweet little Marie again? Your daughter gets her ass nearly kicked every time, win or lose.

Lynn: You know Jade ….as much as I don't like Erica I’m going to do exactly what she wants, and I’m signing a ladder match at Battleground 10 and it will be Olympia vs Erica Lindsay Rich in her return to SWAT, and we’re putting those precious medals up above and it will be a ladder match.

Jade looks Lynn in the eye to see if she’s kidding. When she realizes Lynn is totally serious she nods her head slowly.

Lynn: And I’ll add right here and now. If anyone EVER lays their hands on one of my people back here like THIS again, I will seriously give them a bit of time off. It's hard enough to hire good people, and well…..thanks to you Katie was becoming a fine person backstage. So pass it around to whoever you know and I’ll make it public tomorrow. Now if you’ll excuse me……

Lynn turns back to the EMT’s who are ready to load Katie into the ambulance but a hand is put on her arm. She turns back to Jade, thinking she’ll level the Amazon champion herself.

Lynn: What?

Jade:: By the way, see YOU next show boss, or have you forgot?

Lynn steps up so there is barely an inch between the two ladies.

Lynn: I haven’t forgot. It's time for there to be a new champion…..and that champion will be me. Now….let go before I tear it off.

Jade releases Lynn’s arm and Lynn follows after the EMT’s as they head towards the ambulance.

[SWAT Team]

”Lucky Linda! Please, can we get a word with you?” asks Warren W Webber as we see in the back Linda heading for the exit dragging her wheeled case along by the handle.

“Looks like your luck is in Mr Webber” replies Linda, stopping to speak with him “Nice to see you again, and nice to be back in SWAT” The crowd pops as this is being transmitted over the SWAT Tron.

“Firstly, how is Avery?” asks Webber “That was quite the injury she suffered earlier.”

“I am assured she is going to be ok.” Answers Linda “It was a nasty cut, but she is in the best hands”

“A cut that came at your hands from what i saw” Webber is trying to stir the pot “That wasn’t so lucky for Avery”

“She knows it was inadvertent, i take offense to you implying that, everyone saw it was Kim i took out, she interjected herself into my tag team partners match, and i was not going to sit by idly, and watch that happen. “ Linda is getting heated with Webber.

“Well, inadvertent or not, YOU sent Avery to the hospital!” Webber is pressing the point, he likes the reaction he is getting.

“It was an accident, i have apologised to Avery. I don’t much like your questioning Webber.” Linda is getting really annoyed.

“I guess Avery didn’t much like your help.” Webber is like a bulldog, he is really pressing the point.

“Of course she didn’t!” Linda is fed up with this guy disrespecting her. “Look, in this business, you win some, you lose some. Tonight, we weren’t so Lucky, but in this business, there is always next show.”

“Next show for you, maybe Avery won’t be able to compete then, or for a while, and it wasn’t just another match for her, it was for the title!” Webber looks impressed with himself.

“Yes, it was, wasn’t it” replies Linda. “and she was getting double teamed by Kim AND Jade. The match was canned before i got involved, thats why i came to her aid.”

“Well, do me a favour, and if I’m ever in danger, please, don’t come to my aid.” Webber holds a hand up to his ear piece. “I am just receiving word, that next Battleground, you and Avery will be facing The She Devils Jasmine and Jewel. Will she be right for competition?”

“You could be closer to being in danger than you think if you keep disrespecting me.” Linda replies heatedly “As for The She Devils! We will be ready for them! Watch yourself Webber, or you will be on the sidelines with Katie. You have already been demoted from commentary, if this is how you want to conduct yourself as an interviewer, don’t plan on any long service leave.” Linda leaves in a huff and Webber glares at her parting shot on him no longer commentating.

[SWAT Team]

Jeremy Tucker: What a Main Event we have here at Battle Ground #9: One Hell Of A Night, live, on the XHF Network!


Andrew Fulton: Of course we do..and even if we didn't, we get paid to say we do!


Jeremy Tucker: Very funny. These three are veterans here in Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition! And the newly minted World Heavyweight Champion, Henry "Hells Bouncer" Brown was not bashful about putting his title on the line against the challengers, the Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition Hardcore Champion, Psychotic Goth and the always game David Brickheart!


Andrew Fulton: Thought this was the "new" regime? Seems like the same old shit as before!


Jeremy Tucker: What would you have rather had..our GM "Wildcat" Lynn Brewster book herself or someone she's related to in this match?


Andrew Fulton: You got a very good point there. Don't get carried away..One good point a show isn't worth whatever the hell Mr. Pesci is paying you.


Jeremy Tucker: Trust me..he doesn't pay me enough to babysit you. Hells Bouncer IS exactly the shot in the arm Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition needs as a World Heavyweight Champion. The former World Heavyweight Champion who I won't even mention took his ball and tried to run. Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition is Brian MILES ahead of the game with Hells Bouncer representing us as our big dawg in the yard!


Andrew Fulton: Hells Bouncer? Fine, let me plays Devil's advocate here. What's the definition of insanity?


Jeremy Tucker: I don't know but I'm sure you are going to tell me!


Andrew Fulton: Doing the same thing over and over again  and expecting different results-


Jeremy Tucker: You're point is?


Andew Fulton: My point is haven't these guys fumbled the ball already? Where's the new blood in this match?


Jeremy Tucker: Listen Fulton..if somebody thinks they can step up I know Henry personally. He has NO problem taking on ANYBODY in this industry. Let these new guys get their feet wet and the opportunities will come. 


Andrew Fulton: One thing I can't argue with..whatever Joe Pesci touches turns to gold!


Jeremy Tucker: Speaking of gold..here comes our Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition Hardcore Champion now!

[Evil green mist bellows out of the ring entrance as a woman screams and Psychotic Goth laughing maniacally as "Welcome To Your Death", by Annihilator plays and Vampira leads Psychotic Goth to ringside in chains while holding Psychotic Goth's homemade weapon. He ignores the ringsiders and stops at the ring for Vampira to unlock the chains and Psychotic Goth rubs his wrists hard as he climbs the ringsteps and enters the ring and stands in his corner. He slowly takes off his trenchcoat and jewelry before he lowers his head and raises his arms before throwing his head back revealing his pale handsome gothlike looks looking and snarling like a demonic maniac crazed and intimidating as he is given his homemade weapon and he caresses it before placing it in his corner for Vampira to hold until it's time for Psychotic Goth to use it.]


Frank Salazar: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!! Introducing first, hailing from the depths of Hell, and coming in at 6’5 & 235 lbs .... PSYCHOTIC GOTTTTHH!!


Jeremy Tucker: Goth looks focused in there tonight!


Andrew Fulton: He better be..his opponents are high caliber whether I like them or not. Here comes the leader of the cult known as Massacre! Here comes the Charlie Manson of Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition..here comes the man known as Brickheart!!

["Straight Out of Line", by Godsmack rocks the SWAT AMAZON ARENA and out comes David Brickheart. Brickheart's hair reaches his chin, right half dyed white the other died black. He wears a black T-Shirt with the word "Emergency Exit" written across the back and "Massacre" on the front. His left arm is not through his sleeve but hangs inside his shirt. His tights are half black and half white, both sides has a red flame design. His face is painted white with black triangles above and below his eyes. His lips are also painted black with the lines extending up his cheek. He goes to the ring and raises his arms to his side and points at Goth as the referee makes sure he gets between them.]


Frank Salazar : Hailing from Hells, Michigan and coming in at 5'7 & 217lbs.....BRRRIIICKKHEEART!


Jeremy Tucker: These three sadistic son of a bitches are going to make this ONE HELL OF A NIGHT here at Battle Ground #9, live, only on the XHF Network!


Andrew Fulton: Voodoo, demons and gargoyles..I have to admit..these three give me the creeps!


Jeremy Tucker: And that music can only mean one thing..we seen him celebrate with Jasmine, Suit and Jewel earlier tonight..here comes our Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition World Heavyweight Champion!!

["Highway to Hell", by AC/DC gets the jacked up Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition fans off their asses as out comes the World Heavyweight Champion, Henry "Hells Bouncer" Brown with his two jezebels, "The She Devils", Jewel and Jasmine. Hells Bouncer is wearing the official "One Hell of a Night" t-shirt and has the World Heavyweight Title draped over his left shoulder. As they stroll down to the ring and before Frank Salazar can announce the champion, Vampira and Goth charges them! Goth spears Bouncer as Vampira, Jewel and Jasmine start catfighting.]


Andrew Fulton: Cat fight! Cat fight!


Jeremy Tucker: I smell ratings!!


[Vampira, Jewel and Jasmine roll around on the ramp as in the ring Brickheart just smiles watching his opponents expend all their energy before even getting to the ring. As Jasmine gets the best of the exchange on Vampira Goth spears Jewel off the ramp and through a table holding electrical speakers used for the show. Sparks go flying as Goth rolls off of her and Jewel starts to shake in convulsions. Smoke and the smell of burnt flesh fill the arena as EMTs rush to the aid of Jewel. Bouncer gets back to his feet and mma take downs Goth. Jasmine and Vampira battle to the back, punching each other with a handful of each others hair. Bouncer gets a full mount on Goth and smashes him with lefts and rights. Bouncer gets to his feet and drags Goth by his hair to the ring. Once he gets to the ring Brickheart delivers a perfect Suicide Dive on both Bouncer and Goth. All three lay sprawled out at ringside.]


Jeremy Tucker: Brickheart has decided to welcome Goth and Bouncer straight to hell!!


Andrew Fulton: No more Jewel titties though!


Jeremy Tucker: Would you stop and focus on the match?


Andrew Fulton: Well I can now that the bazookas are gone. Come on, man. You said yourself those things get the ratings.


Jeremy Tucker: I meant the catfight you asshole!


Andrew Fulton: Oh.....my bad!


Jeremy Tucker: Bouncer and Brickheart are up but Goth may be hurt!


Andrew Fulton: Goth is grabbing his knee!


[Brickheart and Bouncer battle tooth and nail into the ring. Goth waits for them to get to the ring then smiles at the crowd. He even forgets what knee is supposed to be sold and grabs the wrong one when the ref looks out at him.]


Jeremy Tucker: Goth is faking it!


Andrew Fulton: What are you talking about? He looks hurt to me. Hahaha 


Jeremy Tucker: He's holding the opposite knee he was a minute ago!


Andrew Fulton: Is he? I didn't even notice.


Jeremy Tucker: Look at him smile when nobody is looking. Get in the ring you coward!


Andrew Fulton: He can't you idiot! He's hurt!


Jeremy Tucker: Brickheart and Bouncer in there..Brickheart off the ropes..BIG BOOT by the man who last week had One Hell of a Night by becoming the new brand new Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition World Heavyweight Champion, Hells Bouncer!


Andrew Fulton: Bouncer caught Brickheart flush on the chin with that huge size 17!


Jeremy Tucker: Bouncer is climbing the top rope...BIG ELBOW!! 


Andrew Fulton: This is an elimination match! Bouncer goes for the pin.


Jeremy Tucker: 1..2..thr-


Andrew Fulton KICK OUT! 


Jeremy Tucker: Brickheart kicked out!


Andrew Fulton: What...is there an echo in here? I just said that.


Jeremy Tucker: Bouncer back on the attack..he grabs Brickheart up by the hair..German Suplex!! Bouncer bounces off the ropes..Big Splash!!


Andrew Fulton: Brickheart put his knees up!


Jeremy Tucker: Great move!


Andrew Fulton: He caught Bouncer! Brickheart back up and back to the offense! He grabs Bouncer up by is trunks.


Jeremy Tucker: A series of what he calls Miracle Punches..shades of The Rock!


Andew Fulton: He put the stank on that last punch!


[Outside the ring a medical team comes out to help Psychotic Goth. Goth keeps grabbing his knee them smiling to the fan's and the camera when nobody is looking.]


Andrew Fulton: Our medical personnel is finally out here to help Goth. He may be out of this match by injury.


Jeremy Tucker: Please. And the academy award goes to...Psychotic Goth!


Andrew Fulton: More action inside the ring. Brickheart with a Spinning DDT after those Miracle Punches that sent Bouncer reeling. Bouncer quickly up..Brickheart off the ropes and a Brickensteiner and pin! 1...2..thr-


Jeremy Fulton: Kick out by Bouncer!


Andrew Fulton: Brickheart quickly runs and jumps off the top rope..KINGDOM COME! (Fameasser of the top rope)


Jeremy Tucker: He's going for that Emergency Exit! This one maybe over!


Andrew Fulton: Emergency Exit!! He landed it! You are right this one is over!


Jeremy Tucker: The cover..1..2 and what the hell!?


[Goth quickly jumps up and enters the ring and breaks up the count.]


Andrew Fulton: What courage by Goth. He's fighting through that knee injury to put on a show for these people!


Jeremy Fulton: Would you stop? He's fine. We all saw him faking that knee injury.


Andrew Fulton: Goth lifts Brickheart up..Wheel of Misfortune!! (Airplane Spin into a Death Valley Driver) Goth covers Brickheart!


Jeremy Tucker: 1...2...3!!


Andrew Fulton: Brickheart is out of here! It's now one on one between Psychotic Goth and Hells Bouncer!


Jeremy Fulton: Brickheart got screwed by a phony..a damn fake.


Andrew Fulton: I think Goth is the real McCoy. Bouncer tries getting up..Goth kicks him in the stomach and brings him over to the turnbuckle. He puts Bouncer on it back first..SATAN'S JUDGEMENT! (Opponent back First on the turnbuckle Goth executes a Crucifix off the Top Rope) He nailed it..we got a new World Heavyweight Champion!! The cover..1...2..3!!


Jeremy Tucker: KICK OUT by Bouncer!! The World Heavyweight Champion just kicked his way out of hell!!


Andrew Fulton: Goth can't believe it! Look at the look on his face.


Jeremy Tucker: Goth climbs the top rope...Bouncer is getting up..DEMON STRIKE!! (Superman Punch off the Top Rope) This one is over!! Goth has done it..The cover...1...2...thr-


[Just as the referee is about to count to three Paul Soutter grabs him by his shirt and brings him to outside the ring.]


Andrew Fulton: Soutter broke up that obvious three count! 


Jeremey Tucker: The Ref and Soutter are agruing on the outside!


[Soutter says fuck it and blasts the referee with a huge right handed punch. He then picks the referee up by the belt on his pants and Power Bombs him through the French Announce table!]


Pierre Rougae: Mon Dieu! Soutter a détruit l'arbitre! On dirait une épave de voiture ici!


Jeremy Tucker: My God! Soutter destroyed the referee! It looks like a car wreck out here!


[Soutter baits Goth into trying to come and get him outside the ring. As Goth gets to the apron Hells Bouncer is up and clobbers Goth with a huge left then DDT's him off the apron and into the ring.]


Andrew Fulton: I think I like this new version of Hells Bouncers! Him with Soutter is the best thing to happen to Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition since I don't know...since our old World Heavyweight Champion bounced out of here!


Jeremy Tucker: That low down, no good, son of a bitch, Soutter!


Andrew Fulton: Calm down JT! I haven't seen you this fired up since they canceled the show Friends.haha!


Jeremy Tucker: I can't help it. Goth had Bouncer beat and we should have had a new World Heavyweight Champion!


Andrew Fulton: Should've..would've..could've..but we don't! Soutter has pulled another brilliant move to keep the title on Bouncer. I love it! Listen to these idiot turn on Hells Bouncer!


[Bouncer smiles and picks Goth up by the hair and delivers his finisher Hells Power Bomb followed up by a Big Splash!]


Jeremy Tucker: The Hells Bomber!!


Andrew Fulton: Yes! Yes! Yes! Hells Bouncer has successfully defended his title single handedly! The cover!


Jeremy Tucker: Soutter forgot one thing. He layed out that referee he needed to make the three count!


Andrew Fulton: 1..2..3...4..5-


Jeremy Tucker: You can count all night. There is no referee!


[Soutter whistles and out runs referee Hector Herrera. Herrera darts for the ring and slides under the ropes immediately getting himself into a position to make the count!]


Andrew Fulton: FINALLY someone in there to make the count...1...2..3!!


Jeremy Tucker: KICK OUT! For the love of God he kicked out!!


Andrew Fulton: What!? That's not fair. HB had him for at least an 8 count before that referee got there!


Jeremy Tucker: Not fair? Give me a break! What the hell is Soutter doing down here anyways?


Andrew Fulton: You saw earlier tonight..HB is now a client of Soutter's..a mouth piece so to speak.


[Hells Bouncer has an angry look on his face. He runs off of one rope then the other then delivers another Bouncer Splash.]


Jeremy Tucker: I have to admit..this new attitude of Henry Brown is vicious! 


Andrew Fulton: Finally, you are coming around. 


[Bouncer goes savage and Bouncer Splashes a layed out Psychotic Goth five times in a row..one after the other.]


Jeremy Tucker: He may have broken the ribs of the defenseless Goth. Enough is enough God Damn it. Someone get in there and stop this right now!


[Hells Bouncer is even more relentless. He Bouncer Splashes another three times. Paul Soutter grabs a chair and jumps on the ring apron.]


Jeremy Tucker: What's that idiot Soutter doing now?


Andrew Fulton: I think he's offering a seat to Goth..hahaha!


Jeremy Tucker: Very funny! 


Andrew Fulton: Thanks and don't forget to tip your waitress. I'll be here all week.


[Soutter holds the chair steady on the apron. Bouncer helps Goth up by the hair then Irish Whips him into the chair Soutter is holding.]


Chair: Thud!


Jeremy Tucker: Did you hear that thud!?


Andrew Fulton: I certainly did. Music to my ears. Sounds like a win for Hells Bouncer if you ask me!


[Goth is busted wide open and blood is everywhere.]


Jeremy Fulton: Goth has been busted open and it looks like a crime scene in there!


[Bouncer lifts the lifeless body of Goth up and delivers a huge Bouncer Bomb sending convulsions down the spine of Goth.]


Andrew Fulton: This one is over! Cover him HB!


Jeremy Tucker: HB listen to you! 


Andrew Fulton: What? Earlier in the match weren't you saying how you knew HB..or Henry Brown as you called him very well?


Jeremy Tucker: That was before he aligned with that snake in the grass Paul Soutter. I don't know what to think of Henry now.


Andrew Fulton: The cover by HB on Goth!


Jeremy Tucker: 1....2..thr-


[The lights go out.]


Andrew Fulton: What the hell is going on? I can't see a thing!


[The lights come back on and standing in the middle of the ring over a fallen Hells Bouncer is Frost Bite!!]


Jeremy Tucker: He's here!!! He's here!! For the love of SWAT..FROST BITE is here!!!


[Soutter's eyes get as wide as some of the Amazon's puss-..well you get the idea. Bouncer and Goth are down and both bleeding heavily. Frost Bite Baseball Slides into Soutter's chair on the outside of the ring. The chair blasts Soutter straight in the face. Soutter is busted wide open and the scene is that of a Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie (See what I did there?). Frost Bite and Soutter begin brawling. Security comes out to try and break them apart but to no avail. The mob makes its way all the way to the back exit stage left.]


Andrew Fulton: Inside the ring Hells Bouncer and Psychotic Goth are both down and out!


[Psychotic Goth sits up.]


Jeremy Tucker: Goth sat up!


Andrew Fulton: I don't believe it!


Jeremy Tucker: Shades of the Undertaker!!


Andrew Fulton: Somebody get out of here and do something!


Jeremy Tucker: There is no help thanks to the man they call Frost Bite!


[Goth slowly gets up and gingerly climbs to the top turnbuckle.] 


Andrew Fulton: Don't tell me he's going to do what I think he's going to do!


Jeremy Tucker: That's right..Purgatory Plunge!!! (Senton Bomb off the Top Rope)


Andrew Fulton: The cover!


Jeremy Tucker: 1...2...3!!! We have a new Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition World Heavyweight Champion!!!


[The bell rings.]

Andrew Fulton: No..no..no! Damn you Frost Bite! Damn you to hell!


Frank Salazar: The winner of the match...and NEW SYNDICATE WRESTLING AND TRADITION WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...PSYCHOTIC GOOOOOTH!!


Jeremy Tucker: Listen to these fans! Pandemonium has broken loose tonight here at Battle Ground #9: One Hell of A Night!!


[The official referee of the match flags down ring announcer Frank Salazar and begins talking to him as confetti and balloons fill the ring in celebration of Goth's big win as Goth paces around the ring showing off his new SWAT World Heavyweight title.]


Frank Salazar: Are you sure?


[The referee shakes his head yes. Salazar waves off the music.]


Frank Salazar: Ladies and gentlemen I've just been informed that the winner of the match is PSYCHOTIC GOTH!!


[Fans pop like Pop Tarts for Goth..their new SWAT World Heavyweight Champion!]


Frank Salazar: However..due to Mr. Soutter's putting his hands on him it is a DISQUALIFICATION! Therefore STILL the Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition World Heavyweight Champion...HELLLLLLLLLS BOOUUNCER!!


Andrew Fulton: Yes..yes..I knew I loved that referee for some reason. The title can NOT change hands on a disqualification!


Jeremy Tucker: Goth just got screwed! We had a new World Heavyweight Champion!! Soutter is going to have hell to pay!


[Paul Soutter comes out from the back with blood still dripping from his face. He flashes a maniacal smile and claps staring down Goth. Goth's eyes get big as he starts shouting obscenities in the direction of Soutter. The official referee, after arguing with referee Hector Herrera..grabs the title from Goth and gives it to Hells Bouncer who rolls out of the ring and crashes to the floor in a pool of blood.]


Jeremy Tucker: We are out of time for this edition of Battle Ground!! 


Andrew Fulton: No..what does all this mean? Is Fost Bite aligned with Psychotic Goth?


Jeremy Tucker: We will have to find out next week! For Andrew Fulton..I am Jeremy Tucker..so long everybody!


Andrew Fulton: Wow..what a hell of a night!


[Scene fades to black.]

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