Post by Venom đź•· on Sept 30, 2019 3:38:32 GMT -5
Gun Show Season II:
MLK Birthday Special
September 26, 2004
XHF Breaking Point
Estdio Magalhes Pinto, Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais
MLK Birthday Special
Voice over (Venom): Welcome to the Martin Luther King Jr. Birthday Special presented by GUNS, the only company on the Network with a prominent African American Star, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF.
Velez: Wait.
The image of BEEEEEEEEEEEEF dissipates and we cut to Venom standing in an audio room with Charlie Velez sitting at the control panel.
Velez: Doesn't AWF have Micheal Storm in the main event scene?
Venom: Who's that?
Velez: Storm. He was around the old XHF. Held the X*Crown recently for like, a day I think.
Venom: Never heard of him.
Velez: Also wasn't there some black stereotype tag team.
Venom: Why are you raining on my parade.
Velez: I'm just trying to make this acurate.
Venom: Fuck it. Welcome to episode 2 of the Gun Show.
Velez: Wait.
The image of BEEEEEEEEEEEEF dissipates and we cut to Venom standing in an audio room with Charlie Velez sitting at the control panel.
Velez: Doesn't AWF have Micheal Storm in the main event scene?
Venom: Who's that?
Velez: Storm. He was around the old XHF. Held the X*Crown recently for like, a day I think.
Venom: Never heard of him.
Velez: Also wasn't there some black stereotype tag team.
Venom: Why are you raining on my parade.
Velez: I'm just trying to make this acurate.
Venom: Fuck it. Welcome to episode 2 of the Gun Show.
September 26, 2004
XHF Breaking Point
Estdio Magalhes Pinto, Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais
Backstage James Mueller bounces around in full entrance attire. He is young, hungry, and ready to fight. Up next he has a match to determine the number one contender of the XHF X*Crown Championship against XHF OG Rage. He's held gold, but this is his biggest opportunity today. He's pumped, but a smile creeps across his face as two familiar faces step into view.
Velez: "James"
Mueller: "Chuck."
Venom smirks and nods as Velez continues on.
Velez: "We've been mulling your offer all month, and we've come to a decision."
Mueller: "And?"
Venom: "You're right. We need someone to have our backs"
Velez: "This place has become overrun with factions. J.L. has his Conspiracy of Faith group running at the top. Rage has his redneck pals.
Venom: "Even some new kids just linked up earlier tonight."
Mueller: "So we're making it official? We're all Young Guns?"
Venom: "Yes. Will you be in my MySpace top 8?"
Velez rolls his eyes at the dumb joke from his partner while Mueller lets out a chuckle and nods.
Velez: "So this is us. We don't need to make it known in the ring until the time is right, but this is us."
Mueller: "Sounds good to me."
Venom: "Good luck out there."
Mueller: "Thanks, but I won't need it."
Venom and Velez walk off screen as Mueller's entrance begins to play and we cut to the arena for it.
A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swollows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Whether you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Whether you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this black hole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most ferocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at James Mueller..."
White pyros shoot up from the stage and white spotlights cycles around the darkened arena. "Enter Sandman" by Metallica begins to play over the speaker system. The fans get to their feet and boo, as they await James Mueller to appear. In unison, the spotlights all center to the center of the stage. There with his back turned to the crowd is James Mueller, with his arms stretched out. "BOOM" is yelled over the speakers from the Metallica singer, and the crowd boos even louder for JM as more pyros explode around the Xtreme Tron. James spins around and faces the crowd, and receives even more boos. He poses for the crowd, and then walks down the ramp way. James runs up the steps, and spins on the apron. He presses his back against the ropes, and looks out into the crowd. He smirks and yells at the audience, and then climbs into the ring. He then walks up to one of the turnbuckles, and raises his arms to the crowd. The crowd unleashes more boos for Mueller. James jumps back off the turnbuckle, and lands cleanly on his feet. He then does a little jig in the ring, while waiting for his fight.
GQ: "That jig sucks, no style."
Shogun: "For once, I agree with you."
Rage and Mueller stand across from one another, eye balling each other as the crowd behind them braces for what is set to be a match to remember. The two move to the center of the ring and are quick to lock up. Mueller comes around the back of Rage and has a waist lock applied to the redneck. Rage reaches back looking to strike with an elbow but Mueller ducks down and trips up Rage tackling him from the back of the knee. Mueller then runs into the ropes and catches Rage coming back with a dropkick variation right into the chest, then sends Rage from his knees to his back. Mueller makes a quick attempt at a cover hoping to catch Rage off guard but Rage kicks out after one. Rage uses the ropes to help himself get up quicker as he turns his attention to Mueller who catches him with an arm drag take down and Mueller holds on for an armbar. Rage taps his shoulder showing some sort of pain but he is able to sit up. Mueller drops down, snatching up the other arm of Rage and placing his knee into the lover back of Rage. From there he pulls back on the arms of Rage, stretching and ripping at the back. Rage lets out a scream as Mueller appears to be in complete and total control thus far. The hold is locked in for quite some time before Rage is able to get his feet set and pull himself up to vertical base. From there he turns Mueller around, facing the other direction and tries to drop to a knee, sending Mueller over his shoulders and into a pinning variation. Mueller puts up a fight but eventually Rage reaches success! The cover, 1,2 Mueller kicks out! He rolls right to his feet and charges at Rage who lunges at him and takes him down with a clothesline! Mueller goes down like he has just ran into a wall and Rage takes the time to capitalize.
Shogun: "Rage apparently acting like a wall out there."
Rage pulls himself up and sizes up Mueller. Mueller staggers to his feet and Rage runs in striking Mueller with the kitchen sink. Mueller flips over the knee and lands on his back, legs bent and up into the air. Rage picks him up and sends him back into the corner. He stomps away on the smaller Mueller before picking him back up and leaning him up against the turnbuckle. Rage sends Mueller across hard into the far turnbuckle! He walks over and sends him right back this way again hard into the corner goes Mueller! Rage attempts to follow up with a huge clothesline but Mueller moves out of the way! Rage stumbles back, Mueller into the ropes and comes back with a bulldog! Both men are down! Both men are down as the ref reaches nine and Mueller pulls himself up. Rage is rolling but is still down. Mueller walks over to the corner and begins to stomp away; it appears he has a second life here. Rage is up and turns right into a Mueller Kick! Rage staggers around on his feet; Mueller grabs his legs and pulls them out from under Rage and locking in the Walls of Mueller! Rage has no choice but to tap out here!
Winner: James Mueller via Walls of Mueller at 5:39
GQ: "The Bald Behemoth goes out quick!"
Shogun: "He's really letting himself go."
Mueller releases the hold and has his hand risen as he makes his exit.
An old western cowboy dressed white man strikes a match and lights his self-rolled cigarette hanging from his mouth. He takes a couple quick puffs to fuel the flames a bit as he waves off the match and tosses it extinguished. He stuffs a match book back into the front stomach pocket of his handcrafted leather vest. The cowboy stands tall, half his white face covered by a five o’clock stubble that could rival Jon Hamm’s, and the other half covered by the shade of his ivory colored cowboy hat. The cowboy turns away from the camera and exposes the red-colored desert around him, sprinkled with green of shrubs and cactus. He heads inside of an old-style peblo.
Cowboy: “Well.. well… well… What in the wide world of sports are we gonna have to do with the three of you?”
He stands next to another cowboy, who’s a bit of a fat fuck. The two stand there overlooking the ground, where our heroes, the GUNS, sit with their backs against the clay wall. The cowboy squats down and tilts his hat back to get a better look.
Cowboy: “You’re trespassing on our land, boys… You’re trespassing on my land.”
Venom: “Your land?”
The cowboy swiftly kicks Venom in his bound legs which causes him to let out a yelp in pain. Mueller and Velez stare intently at the cowboy as their friend turns his full attention to the mysterious cowboy as well.
Cowboy: “MY land.”
Venom snarls and gives the cowboy a stink eye.
Cowboy: “You see… We don’t take kindly to trespassers here… We provide a safe avenue for our cattle through these here parts, and no federales are going to tell us different.”
The cowboy than reaches past his vest and to the iron on his hip, an old six shooter. He pulls it out but doesn’t aim it at anyone, but instead brandishes it so the sun light shines through the window and mirrors a glimmer off the faces of our three heroes.
Cowboy: “...Who do you work for?”
Mueller: “Nobody.”
Cowboy: “Who do you work for?”
Venom: “...Nobody.”
Cowboy: “I said… Who do you work for?”
Velez: “Bang, Bang, Stabbin and Velez.”
The Cowboy, Venom and Mueller all look at Velez for a solid few seconds.
Cowboy: “...Who?”
Velez: “It’s my firm.”
Mueller: “Oh.”
Velez: “Michael Bang, his brother Nathan Bang, Captain James B. Stabbin, and myself, Charlie-”
Venom: “Whaaaat-”
Velez: “-Velez.”
Cowboy: “.....Who... “
The cowboy scratches his brow with the bang bang end of his pistol.
Cowboy: “...Who do you work for?”
Velez: “I just told you, my firm with the Bang Broth-”
Venom: “Nobody!”
Mueller: “We’re wrestlers!”
Velez: “-ers and Captain Stabbin!”
James Mueller takes a deeeeep breath, Venom’s eyes are widened, and the Cowboy stands there with his pistol going limp in his hand.
Cowboy: “...I don’t believe you. Wrestler’s maybe, but you…”
The cowboy points his pistol right at Charlie Velez.
Cowboy: “Not that I… I’m a man of God… But you know I… I mean… Everyone’s seen… The…”
The cowboy mimics some actions with his hands, first the curves of a voluptuous woman, we’ll say Christina Hendricks. And then he starts thrusting his cowboy hips at the imaginary woman and grabbing her imaginary tits and then busts an imaginary nut.
Venom: “You having a stroke?”
Cowboy: “No! I'm talkin about porn!”
Venom: "I didn't mean that kind of stroke."
Mueller: “You fuck like my dad.”
Cowboy: “What?”
Velez: “Yeah, what?”
Mueller: “Goldbear.”
Velez: “...Yeah?”
Velez thinks about all the times they've seen Goldbear fuck.
Velez: "...Oh... Yeah."
Cowboy: “What??”
Venom: “He’s a bear.”
Cowboy: “...What?”
Velez: “Well, he’s a man who thinks he’s a bear.”
Cowboy: “...Weh?”
Mueller: “Well… I brought him back from death so he’s more of like a zombie voodoo man who still thinks his bear and is now loose in the woods of Georgia somewhere.”
The cowboy walks out of the peblo without saying anything and takes a huuuuge drag off of his self-rolled cigarette, nearly burning it out in one go.
Velez: “What is this guy’s problem?”
Velez: "James"
Mueller: "Chuck."
Venom smirks and nods as Velez continues on.
Velez: "We've been mulling your offer all month, and we've come to a decision."
Mueller: "And?"
Venom: "You're right. We need someone to have our backs"
Velez: "This place has become overrun with factions. J.L. has his Conspiracy of Faith group running at the top. Rage has his redneck pals.
Venom: "Even some new kids just linked up earlier tonight."
Mueller: "So we're making it official? We're all Young Guns?"
Venom: "Yes. Will you be in my MySpace top 8?"
Velez rolls his eyes at the dumb joke from his partner while Mueller lets out a chuckle and nods.
Velez: "So this is us. We don't need to make it known in the ring until the time is right, but this is us."
Mueller: "Sounds good to me."
Venom: "Good luck out there."
Mueller: "Thanks, but I won't need it."
Venom and Velez walk off screen as Mueller's entrance begins to play and we cut to the arena for it.
A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swollows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Whether you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Whether you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this black hole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most ferocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at James Mueller..."
White pyros shoot up from the stage and white spotlights cycles around the darkened arena. "Enter Sandman" by Metallica begins to play over the speaker system. The fans get to their feet and boo, as they await James Mueller to appear. In unison, the spotlights all center to the center of the stage. There with his back turned to the crowd is James Mueller, with his arms stretched out. "BOOM" is yelled over the speakers from the Metallica singer, and the crowd boos even louder for JM as more pyros explode around the Xtreme Tron. James spins around and faces the crowd, and receives even more boos. He poses for the crowd, and then walks down the ramp way. James runs up the steps, and spins on the apron. He presses his back against the ropes, and looks out into the crowd. He smirks and yells at the audience, and then climbs into the ring. He then walks up to one of the turnbuckles, and raises his arms to the crowd. The crowd unleashes more boos for Mueller. James jumps back off the turnbuckle, and lands cleanly on his feet. He then does a little jig in the ring, while waiting for his fight.
GQ: "That jig sucks, no style."
Shogun: "For once, I agree with you."
X*Crown Championship #1 Contender Match
The Bald Behemoth Rage vs. The New Shit James Mueller
Rage and Mueller stand across from one another, eye balling each other as the crowd behind them braces for what is set to be a match to remember. The two move to the center of the ring and are quick to lock up. Mueller comes around the back of Rage and has a waist lock applied to the redneck. Rage reaches back looking to strike with an elbow but Mueller ducks down and trips up Rage tackling him from the back of the knee. Mueller then runs into the ropes and catches Rage coming back with a dropkick variation right into the chest, then sends Rage from his knees to his back. Mueller makes a quick attempt at a cover hoping to catch Rage off guard but Rage kicks out after one. Rage uses the ropes to help himself get up quicker as he turns his attention to Mueller who catches him with an arm drag take down and Mueller holds on for an armbar. Rage taps his shoulder showing some sort of pain but he is able to sit up. Mueller drops down, snatching up the other arm of Rage and placing his knee into the lover back of Rage. From there he pulls back on the arms of Rage, stretching and ripping at the back. Rage lets out a scream as Mueller appears to be in complete and total control thus far. The hold is locked in for quite some time before Rage is able to get his feet set and pull himself up to vertical base. From there he turns Mueller around, facing the other direction and tries to drop to a knee, sending Mueller over his shoulders and into a pinning variation. Mueller puts up a fight but eventually Rage reaches success! The cover, 1,2 Mueller kicks out! He rolls right to his feet and charges at Rage who lunges at him and takes him down with a clothesline! Mueller goes down like he has just ran into a wall and Rage takes the time to capitalize.
Shogun: "Rage apparently acting like a wall out there."
Rage pulls himself up and sizes up Mueller. Mueller staggers to his feet and Rage runs in striking Mueller with the kitchen sink. Mueller flips over the knee and lands on his back, legs bent and up into the air. Rage picks him up and sends him back into the corner. He stomps away on the smaller Mueller before picking him back up and leaning him up against the turnbuckle. Rage sends Mueller across hard into the far turnbuckle! He walks over and sends him right back this way again hard into the corner goes Mueller! Rage attempts to follow up with a huge clothesline but Mueller moves out of the way! Rage stumbles back, Mueller into the ropes and comes back with a bulldog! Both men are down! Both men are down as the ref reaches nine and Mueller pulls himself up. Rage is rolling but is still down. Mueller walks over to the corner and begins to stomp away; it appears he has a second life here. Rage is up and turns right into a Mueller Kick! Rage staggers around on his feet; Mueller grabs his legs and pulls them out from under Rage and locking in the Walls of Mueller! Rage has no choice but to tap out here!
Winner: James Mueller via Walls of Mueller at 5:39
GQ: "The Bald Behemoth goes out quick!"
Shogun: "He's really letting himself go."
Mueller releases the hold and has his hand risen as he makes his exit.
November 29th, 2018
Cowboy: “Well.. well… well… What in the wide world of sports are we gonna have to do with the three of you?”
He stands next to another cowboy, who’s a bit of a fat fuck. The two stand there overlooking the ground, where our heroes, the GUNS, sit with their backs against the clay wall. The cowboy squats down and tilts his hat back to get a better look.
Cowboy: “You’re trespassing on our land, boys… You’re trespassing on my land.”
Venom: “Your land?”
The cowboy swiftly kicks Venom in his bound legs which causes him to let out a yelp in pain. Mueller and Velez stare intently at the cowboy as their friend turns his full attention to the mysterious cowboy as well.
Cowboy: “MY land.”
Venom snarls and gives the cowboy a stink eye.
Cowboy: “You see… We don’t take kindly to trespassers here… We provide a safe avenue for our cattle through these here parts, and no federales are going to tell us different.”
The cowboy than reaches past his vest and to the iron on his hip, an old six shooter. He pulls it out but doesn’t aim it at anyone, but instead brandishes it so the sun light shines through the window and mirrors a glimmer off the faces of our three heroes.
Cowboy: “...Who do you work for?”
Mueller: “Nobody.”
Cowboy: “Who do you work for?”
Venom: “...Nobody.”
Cowboy: “I said… Who do you work for?”
Velez: “Bang, Bang, Stabbin and Velez.”
The Cowboy, Venom and Mueller all look at Velez for a solid few seconds.
Cowboy: “...Who?”
Velez: “It’s my firm.”
Mueller: “Oh.”
Velez: “Michael Bang, his brother Nathan Bang, Captain James B. Stabbin, and myself, Charlie-”
Venom: “Whaaaat-”
Velez: “-Velez.”
Cowboy: “.....Who... “
The cowboy scratches his brow with the bang bang end of his pistol.
Cowboy: “...Who do you work for?”
Velez: “I just told you, my firm with the Bang Broth-”
Venom: “Nobody!”
Mueller: “We’re wrestlers!”
Velez: “-ers and Captain Stabbin!”
James Mueller takes a deeeeep breath, Venom’s eyes are widened, and the Cowboy stands there with his pistol going limp in his hand.
Cowboy: “...I don’t believe you. Wrestler’s maybe, but you…”
The cowboy points his pistol right at Charlie Velez.
Cowboy: “Not that I… I’m a man of God… But you know I… I mean… Everyone’s seen… The…”
The cowboy mimics some actions with his hands, first the curves of a voluptuous woman, we’ll say Christina Hendricks. And then he starts thrusting his cowboy hips at the imaginary woman and grabbing her imaginary tits and then busts an imaginary nut.
Venom: “You having a stroke?”
Cowboy: “No! I'm talkin about porn!”
Venom: "I didn't mean that kind of stroke."
Mueller: “You fuck like my dad.”
Cowboy: “What?”
Velez: “Yeah, what?”
Mueller: “Goldbear.”
Velez: “...Yeah?”
Velez thinks about all the times they've seen Goldbear fuck.
Velez: "...Oh... Yeah."
Cowboy: “What??”
Venom: “He’s a bear.”
Cowboy: “...What?”
Velez: “Well, he’s a man who thinks he’s a bear.”
Cowboy: “...Weh?”
Mueller: “Well… I brought him back from death so he’s more of like a zombie voodoo man who still thinks his bear and is now loose in the woods of Georgia somewhere.”
The cowboy walks out of the peblo without saying anything and takes a huuuuge drag off of his self-rolled cigarette, nearly burning it out in one go.
Velez: “What is this guy’s problem?”
September 26, 2004
XHF Breaking Point
Estdio Magalhes Pinto, Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais
Venom and Velez look ready. They stand silently waiting for their music to hit. Their match is next. They have fought hard through a double elimination tournament that lasted a month to get to this point. The vacant tag team championships are on the line and they would have to lose twice to drop the ball, they are in the drivers seat. They are ready, and Mueller has already done his part and earned his shot at the X*Crown and solidified the team. Their music starts and they head for the ramp. They fist bump before they head through the curtain, and standing there off to the side is Mueller. He gives them a nod as they walk through the curtain. In the arena the lights shut off, as The Punisher's Skull is slowly lowered from the ceiling, as blue lights flicker off it. Black spider logos are shown spinning around on the logo, as the beginning of Judith" by A Perfect Circle is heard over the PA system. The crowd gets to their feet booing the men who are about to come out, as huge blue flaming pyro shoot up from the stage.
You're such an inspiration for the ways
That I'll never ever choose to be
Oh so many ways for me to show you
How the savior has abandoned you
Fuck your God
Your Lord and your Christ
He did this
Took all you had and
Left you this way
Still you pray, you never stray
Never taste of the fruit
You never thought to question why
Suddenly The Young Guns, Venom and Charlie Velez, emerge from the back. Venom is wearing his trench vest with his wrestling gear, as Charlie Velez is wearing a sleeveless Support The Young Guns shirt. Charlie Velez holds his arms up in the air, as Venom is walking back and forth on the top of the ring shouting words at the crowd, getting them more hyped up. Venom continues to walk down the ramp screaming at the crowd, as Charlie Velez holds his arms up, as he walks backwards down the ramp, staring at the logo. Charlie Velez points to the logo, as he finally puts his arms down and turns towards the ring, and he and Venom slide into the ring. They both get to their feet and climb up the nearest corners, and climb up to the top rope. Charlie Velez once again does his taunt, as Venom begins to brush off his shoulders. Venom leaps off the second rope and takes his trench vest off, as Charlie Velez takes off his Young Guns shirt. Charlie Velez smirks at the crowd, as he gets off the second rope, and walks over to his partner. The two begin to talk strategy as they wait for their opponents.
Shogun: "The Young Guns are cool."
GQ: "Not as cool as Kanyon Inc."
The arena goes pitch black, the crowed get restless after a few seconds in the dark because the arena starts to go colder, then all of a sudden huge pyrotechnics shoot up into the air and fill the arena with blue lights and smoke. The pyrotechnics last for a bout 10 second and shake the whole arena. Then when they stop Early Morning PIMP blasts over the PA system and then crowed cheer like crazy as they see Cosmo and Spike run out onto the ramp through a wall of pyrotechnics. Cosmo stands at the top of the stage soaking up the crowed emotion, then he walks to the ring not taking his eyes of the ring, he stops when he gets to the bottom of the ramp and he looks at the crowed and they cheer him even louder. Spike runs to the ring and slides in and waits. Cosmo then slides into the ring under the bottom rope and runs across the ring to the far turnbuckle and he jumps up and stands on the second rope and raises his hand, the crowed respond by chanting Cosmo repeatedly. Cosmo jumps down and walks around the ring while his music fades*
Shogun: "Those girls sure do love Cosmo."
GQ: "And the Wombat."
Wombat: "Hey!"
Velez and Spike start things off tying each up in a grapple in the middle of the ring. Velez takes immediate advantage sending Spike over his hip and immediately locking in an armbar keeping the hardcore specialist grounded. Velez lets Spike get to his feet, but still holding his arm he raises it higher and strikes with a kick to the rib area of Spike, then a second, then a third before he drops to his knees. Velez lets go of the arm and drives a calculated punch right into the forehead of Spike that sends him back onto the mat. Velez reaches back and makes the tag to Venom. Venom looks to springboard over the top and strike with a leg drop to Spike but nobody's there! Venom strikes the mat hard as Spike pulls himself to his feet, waiting for Venom to hoist himself up. He does and strikes with a clothesline and then runs right through and a right hand sends Velez down off the apron and into the barricade! Spike turns around and fires some rights to Venom, backing him up into the ropes before sending him across and connecting with a powerslam! Spike stays on him for the cover but Velez steps in and breaks up the count with a boot to the back of the head of Spike. He picks up Spike and sends him into the ropes but Spike holds on to the ropes and from behind Cosmo drills Velez in the back of the head with his forearm! Velez hits the mat hard and as he bounces back up to his feet only to receive the Death Valley Driver from Cosmo!
GQ: "Cosmo ain't taken' no guff!"
Shogun: "What does that even mean?"
GQ: "Shrugs."
Cosmo disperses of Velez to his corner and then retreats back to his as well all the while Spike moves over and tags in Cosmo officially, making him the legal man. Cosmo snatches up Venom and strikes with a snap suplex, enforcing himself a threat to Venom in this match. Cosmo picks up Venom and forces him back into the corner before stomping away on him. Venom is forced down into a sitting position as Cosmo fires the boots down into his chest. Cosmo picks up Venom and sends him across to the far corner. Venom stumbles back and Cosmo strikes with the big boot! Venom goes down in a hurry, laying flat on the mat as Cosmo makes the tag to Spike. Xtreme Limit working well as a team, keeping the fresh man in with frequent tags and wearing out Venom. Spike steps in and moves over to pick up Venom but gets rolled up into a pinning predicament 1,2, Spike kicks out!
Shogun: "Spike and Cosmo are working great as a team here."
Spike rolls right through and Venom leaps up with a spinning wheel kick to the take the hardcore orientated Spike down. Spike takes the right boot of Venom just under the chin and is fazed for the time being allowing Venom to roll over and make the tag in to Velez. Velez comes in in a hurry and takes down Spike with a clothesline. Cosmo steps into the ring and Velez delivers one to him as well. He turns to see Spike take a swing at him. He ducks under and then takes Spike down with a neckbreaker! Velez gets up and from behind comes Cosmo, clubbing Velez in the back of the head. Velez stumbles forward as a few more clubs are delivered to the back of Velez, backing him up into the corner. Cosmo is striking with some chops across the chest of Velez when Venom is up and charges forward looking for a body splash. Cosmo sees him coming and moves out of the way, Venom strikes Velez with the move!
GQ: "Mis-communication on Venom's part."
Shogun: "Lets hope Velez doesn't break Venom's neck...again."
Velez stumbles out of the corner and Cosmo takes him down with a Fisherman Suplex! Venom then surprises Cosmo as he turns around with a dropkick to the chest that sends Cosmo to the outside. Velez is able to pull himself to his feet using the ropes and steps over towards Venom. The two pick up Spike in a gorilla press position and toss him over the top rope to the outside where he lands on top of Cosmo! The referee begins his twenty count on Cosmo who is the legal man. Cosmo re-enters the ring with Venom back on the apron. Velez meets Cosmo who comes rolling in from under the bottom rope, with a boot across the back of the head. Venom has his foot over the middle rope and Velez walks over Cosmo, slamming him head first into the boot of Venom before reaching up and tagging in Venom. Venom steps in and the two begin a double team with boots to the midsection of Cosmo in the corner, Spike still down on the outside. Some life coming from Spike so Velez decides to take his leave back to the apron before Spike is able to take notice.
GQ: "The Young Guns know there stuff. They're working well together know."
Venom sends Cosmo into the ropes and runs into the far side. He leaps onto the middle rope on the far side and attempts a springboard cross body but Cosmo drops the mat, ducking under, Venom strikes the mat! Venom rolls right into the ropes before his momentum is halted. Cosmo is inching towards the corner and he makes the tag to Spike! Spike rushes in and immediately strikes down Velez from the apron and taunts Venom to his feet. A boot to the midsection to Venom and picks him up for the Spike Impaler! Venom is up but when he comes down, he's reversed it into a hurricanrana! He hits the move perfectly as Spike looks like he's out cold, Venom makes the cover, 1...2...3!
Winners and NEW XHF Tag Team Champions: Young Guns via hurricanrana at 9:28
GQ: "Surprise roll up there!"
Shogun: "The Young Guns go through the Double Elimination tournament without ever being eliminated once. Now that is going to be a tough team to beat."
GQ: "And the gloating these men will do now. Geez."
You're such an inspiration for the ways
That I'll never ever choose to be
Oh so many ways for me to show you
How the savior has abandoned you
Fuck your God
Your Lord and your Christ
He did this
Took all you had and
Left you this way
Still you pray, you never stray
Never taste of the fruit
You never thought to question why
Suddenly The Young Guns, Venom and Charlie Velez, emerge from the back. Venom is wearing his trench vest with his wrestling gear, as Charlie Velez is wearing a sleeveless Support The Young Guns shirt. Charlie Velez holds his arms up in the air, as Venom is walking back and forth on the top of the ring shouting words at the crowd, getting them more hyped up. Venom continues to walk down the ramp screaming at the crowd, as Charlie Velez holds his arms up, as he walks backwards down the ramp, staring at the logo. Charlie Velez points to the logo, as he finally puts his arms down and turns towards the ring, and he and Venom slide into the ring. They both get to their feet and climb up the nearest corners, and climb up to the top rope. Charlie Velez once again does his taunt, as Venom begins to brush off his shoulders. Venom leaps off the second rope and takes his trench vest off, as Charlie Velez takes off his Young Guns shirt. Charlie Velez smirks at the crowd, as he gets off the second rope, and walks over to his partner. The two begin to talk strategy as they wait for their opponents.
Shogun: "The Young Guns are cool."
GQ: "Not as cool as Kanyon Inc."
The arena goes pitch black, the crowed get restless after a few seconds in the dark because the arena starts to go colder, then all of a sudden huge pyrotechnics shoot up into the air and fill the arena with blue lights and smoke. The pyrotechnics last for a bout 10 second and shake the whole arena. Then when they stop Early Morning PIMP blasts over the PA system and then crowed cheer like crazy as they see Cosmo and Spike run out onto the ramp through a wall of pyrotechnics. Cosmo stands at the top of the stage soaking up the crowed emotion, then he walks to the ring not taking his eyes of the ring, he stops when he gets to the bottom of the ramp and he looks at the crowed and they cheer him even louder. Spike runs to the ring and slides in and waits. Cosmo then slides into the ring under the bottom rope and runs across the ring to the far turnbuckle and he jumps up and stands on the second rope and raises his hand, the crowed respond by chanting Cosmo repeatedly. Cosmo jumps down and walks around the ring while his music fades*
Shogun: "Those girls sure do love Cosmo."
GQ: "And the Wombat."
Wombat: "Hey!"
Tag Team Championship Match
Young Guns win by one fall, lose by two
Young Guns vs. Xtreme Limit
Velez and Spike start things off tying each up in a grapple in the middle of the ring. Velez takes immediate advantage sending Spike over his hip and immediately locking in an armbar keeping the hardcore specialist grounded. Velez lets Spike get to his feet, but still holding his arm he raises it higher and strikes with a kick to the rib area of Spike, then a second, then a third before he drops to his knees. Velez lets go of the arm and drives a calculated punch right into the forehead of Spike that sends him back onto the mat. Velez reaches back and makes the tag to Venom. Venom looks to springboard over the top and strike with a leg drop to Spike but nobody's there! Venom strikes the mat hard as Spike pulls himself to his feet, waiting for Venom to hoist himself up. He does and strikes with a clothesline and then runs right through and a right hand sends Velez down off the apron and into the barricade! Spike turns around and fires some rights to Venom, backing him up into the ropes before sending him across and connecting with a powerslam! Spike stays on him for the cover but Velez steps in and breaks up the count with a boot to the back of the head of Spike. He picks up Spike and sends him into the ropes but Spike holds on to the ropes and from behind Cosmo drills Velez in the back of the head with his forearm! Velez hits the mat hard and as he bounces back up to his feet only to receive the Death Valley Driver from Cosmo!
GQ: "Cosmo ain't taken' no guff!"
Shogun: "What does that even mean?"
GQ: "Shrugs."
Cosmo disperses of Velez to his corner and then retreats back to his as well all the while Spike moves over and tags in Cosmo officially, making him the legal man. Cosmo snatches up Venom and strikes with a snap suplex, enforcing himself a threat to Venom in this match. Cosmo picks up Venom and forces him back into the corner before stomping away on him. Venom is forced down into a sitting position as Cosmo fires the boots down into his chest. Cosmo picks up Venom and sends him across to the far corner. Venom stumbles back and Cosmo strikes with the big boot! Venom goes down in a hurry, laying flat on the mat as Cosmo makes the tag to Spike. Xtreme Limit working well as a team, keeping the fresh man in with frequent tags and wearing out Venom. Spike steps in and moves over to pick up Venom but gets rolled up into a pinning predicament 1,2, Spike kicks out!
Shogun: "Spike and Cosmo are working great as a team here."
Spike rolls right through and Venom leaps up with a spinning wheel kick to the take the hardcore orientated Spike down. Spike takes the right boot of Venom just under the chin and is fazed for the time being allowing Venom to roll over and make the tag in to Velez. Velez comes in in a hurry and takes down Spike with a clothesline. Cosmo steps into the ring and Velez delivers one to him as well. He turns to see Spike take a swing at him. He ducks under and then takes Spike down with a neckbreaker! Velez gets up and from behind comes Cosmo, clubbing Velez in the back of the head. Velez stumbles forward as a few more clubs are delivered to the back of Velez, backing him up into the corner. Cosmo is striking with some chops across the chest of Velez when Venom is up and charges forward looking for a body splash. Cosmo sees him coming and moves out of the way, Venom strikes Velez with the move!
GQ: "Mis-communication on Venom's part."
Shogun: "Lets hope Velez doesn't break Venom's neck...again."
Velez stumbles out of the corner and Cosmo takes him down with a Fisherman Suplex! Venom then surprises Cosmo as he turns around with a dropkick to the chest that sends Cosmo to the outside. Velez is able to pull himself to his feet using the ropes and steps over towards Venom. The two pick up Spike in a gorilla press position and toss him over the top rope to the outside where he lands on top of Cosmo! The referee begins his twenty count on Cosmo who is the legal man. Cosmo re-enters the ring with Venom back on the apron. Velez meets Cosmo who comes rolling in from under the bottom rope, with a boot across the back of the head. Venom has his foot over the middle rope and Velez walks over Cosmo, slamming him head first into the boot of Venom before reaching up and tagging in Venom. Venom steps in and the two begin a double team with boots to the midsection of Cosmo in the corner, Spike still down on the outside. Some life coming from Spike so Velez decides to take his leave back to the apron before Spike is able to take notice.
GQ: "The Young Guns know there stuff. They're working well together know."
Venom sends Cosmo into the ropes and runs into the far side. He leaps onto the middle rope on the far side and attempts a springboard cross body but Cosmo drops the mat, ducking under, Venom strikes the mat! Venom rolls right into the ropes before his momentum is halted. Cosmo is inching towards the corner and he makes the tag to Spike! Spike rushes in and immediately strikes down Velez from the apron and taunts Venom to his feet. A boot to the midsection to Venom and picks him up for the Spike Impaler! Venom is up but when he comes down, he's reversed it into a hurricanrana! He hits the move perfectly as Spike looks like he's out cold, Venom makes the cover, 1...2...3!
Winners and NEW XHF Tag Team Champions: Young Guns via hurricanrana at 9:28
GQ: "Surprise roll up there!"
Shogun: "The Young Guns go through the Double Elimination tournament without ever being eliminated once. Now that is going to be a tough team to beat."
GQ: "And the gloating these men will do now. Geez."
September 26, 2004
XHF Breaking Point
Estdio Magalhes Pinto, Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais
Mueller: "You did it."
It's shortly after the Young Guns of Venom and Velez won the XHF Tag Team Championships. They are sweating and look exhausted, but exhilarated. The titles are draped over their shoulders as they walk into the locker room and find James Mueller, their secret new stable member, waiting for them.
Venom: "Of course we did. Was their any doubt."
Mueller: "Not for me. Now we're on our way to the top as a group."
Velez quickly shuts the door and turns around and speaks in a whisper.
Velez: "Keep it down."
Mueller: "I guess you're right. If we want to break this out at the right time we shouldn't be talking so loud."
Velez: "Maybe we shouldn't be talking at all, for now."
Venom: "Really? I was just beginning to get to know this guy."
Velez: "There will be plenty of time for the three of us to get better acquainted."
Mueller: "He's right. If we're in this for the long run. If we're going to stop CoF and these other guys from running rampent we need to do this right."
Velez: "Exactly, and to do this right we need to keep it undercover as best we can, for now. So thanks for the congrats James, but goodbye."
Mueller: "We'll catch up soon, and soon we'll be on top of this place."
Mueller quickly exits as the two champs set their titles on the bench in front of their lockers and begin to take off their ring gear.
It's shortly after the Young Guns of Venom and Velez won the XHF Tag Team Championships. They are sweating and look exhausted, but exhilarated. The titles are draped over their shoulders as they walk into the locker room and find James Mueller, their secret new stable member, waiting for them.
Venom: "Of course we did. Was their any doubt."
Mueller: "Not for me. Now we're on our way to the top as a group."
Velez quickly shuts the door and turns around and speaks in a whisper.
Velez: "Keep it down."
Mueller: "I guess you're right. If we want to break this out at the right time we shouldn't be talking so loud."
Velez: "Maybe we shouldn't be talking at all, for now."
Venom: "Really? I was just beginning to get to know this guy."
Velez: "There will be plenty of time for the three of us to get better acquainted."
Mueller: "He's right. If we're in this for the long run. If we're going to stop CoF and these other guys from running rampent we need to do this right."
Velez: "Exactly, and to do this right we need to keep it undercover as best we can, for now. So thanks for the congrats James, but goodbye."
Mueller: "We'll catch up soon, and soon we'll be on top of this place."
Mueller quickly exits as the two champs set their titles on the bench in front of their lockers and begin to take off their ring gear.
Present Day, 2019
Atlanta, GA
Now inside of Venom's Gym Magnus sits alongside the Borgs while Mecha-Goldbear IV stands looking happy, but menacing, off to the side.
: Wait, so you guys were in a pseudo- alternate reality that is somehow still part of the XHF network? And you went there to make sure your evil future happens here, somehow?
: Yes, because this was pre-recorded before our sister's showed up in SSS and thusly also before the Tag Team Extravaganza, but our eeeeevil plans did not work out as planned. It was truly an epic war of epicness, but the result was not he result with which would rectify the time line and make us bring about our future.
: Woooooop!
: Exactly! That’s why we are here now. We had our most success in the GUNS federation. If we are to truly, finally, bring about our…. THE AFTERWARD… this is the place to do it! So please one armed man, you hold the keys, let us back in!
: Well, the Gun Show has been closed since Venom and Mueller died.
: GASP! WHAT! THEY HAVE EXPIRED!
: Yeah, like a year ago. But I thought maybe it was time to open this place up. They left me the gym and I need money.
: Then this is perfect! We need a place to wrestle! And our GUNS contract never expired!
: I was just going to open the gym part. Sell some iron clad memberships and coast on the money I get. It’s hard for a one armed man to make it in this world you know.
: NO! You will run shows! You have to honor our contracts! Then, the Borgs will become tag team champions again! Then… THE AFTERWARD… WILL HAPPEN!!!!
: Resistance is futile.
: Well… the cameras are still here, and the ring is still set up, I guess you can do something, just don’t bug the customers.
: We will we will rock you!
: Sure, if can you put asses in seats, then we’ll talk more about a real show.
: Excellent! Now find us opponents! And a referee! And everything else that goes into a television wrestling show!
: But, I just said I was coasting on gym memberships. I don’t want to actually work!
: Do it or else! Tell him Mecha Goldbear IV!
: I will hug you… and squeeeeeze you… until termination of soul.exe.
: Um…okay, then I will find you those things.
Magnus gets up to go find Venom's contact list.
: Here's the book.
Evil Borg looks over Magnus' shoulder and reads the first page.
: Dylan Black. I know that name. He's a pushover. Get him for us.
: Dylan Black is banned from GUNS.
: Why would he be banned from GUNS?
: He knows what he did.
Magnus continues to flip through working tirelessly of fear of losing another arm.
: Wait, so you guys were in a pseudo- alternate reality that is somehow still part of the XHF network? And you went there to make sure your evil future happens here, somehow?
: Yes, because this was pre-recorded before our sister's showed up in SSS and thusly also before the Tag Team Extravaganza, but our eeeeevil plans did not work out as planned. It was truly an epic war of epicness, but the result was not he result with which would rectify the time line and make us bring about our future.
: Woooooop!
: Exactly! That’s why we are here now. We had our most success in the GUNS federation. If we are to truly, finally, bring about our…. THE AFTERWARD… this is the place to do it! So please one armed man, you hold the keys, let us back in!
: Well, the Gun Show has been closed since Venom and Mueller died.
: GASP! WHAT! THEY HAVE EXPIRED!
: Yeah, like a year ago. But I thought maybe it was time to open this place up. They left me the gym and I need money.
: Then this is perfect! We need a place to wrestle! And our GUNS contract never expired!
: I was just going to open the gym part. Sell some iron clad memberships and coast on the money I get. It’s hard for a one armed man to make it in this world you know.
: NO! You will run shows! You have to honor our contracts! Then, the Borgs will become tag team champions again! Then… THE AFTERWARD… WILL HAPPEN!!!!
: Resistance is futile.
: Well… the cameras are still here, and the ring is still set up, I guess you can do something, just don’t bug the customers.
: We will we will rock you!
: Sure, if can you put asses in seats, then we’ll talk more about a real show.
: Excellent! Now find us opponents! And a referee! And everything else that goes into a television wrestling show!
: But, I just said I was coasting on gym memberships. I don’t want to actually work!
: Do it or else! Tell him Mecha Goldbear IV!
: I will hug you… and squeeeeeze you… until termination of soul.exe.
: Um…okay, then I will find you those things.
Magnus gets up to go find Venom's contact list.
: Here's the book.
Evil Borg looks over Magnus' shoulder and reads the first page.
: Dylan Black. I know that name. He's a pushover. Get him for us.
: Dylan Black is banned from GUNS.
: Why would he be banned from GUNS?
: He knows what he did.
Magnus continues to flip through working tirelessly of fear of losing another arm.
November 29th, 2018
Mueller: “He’s full of shit, that cowboy... We’re still in the national park.”
Venom: “I think I remember this guy from the news.”
Velez: “Yeah?”
Venom: “Yeah… Whole family of rednecks were trying to claim federal land as their own because they ran cows through there. And of course those cows were shitting and trampling on the delicate ecosystem and-”
Velez: “Sounds about right…”
Venom: “-and one thing led to another and they started shooting at cops.”
Mueller: “Cool!”
Velez: “Wait… He thinks we’re cops?”
Mueller: “Not cool.”
Venom: “That might explain a few things… You don’t think he’s actually going to kill us, do you?”
Mueller: “MGK didn’t die in the trunk of your car for us to be killed by one of Mongo’s stupid inbred cousins.”
Venom: “I didn’t put him in there!”
Velez: “Who the hell is MGK? Isn’t that a rapper?”
Venom: “-was-”
Mueller: “He was MGK before that MGK.”
Velez: “....Again, who the hell is MGK?”
Venom: “-was-”
Cowboy: “Hey! Shut up in there!”
The Cowboy takes a deep breath and then looks at his gun.
Cowboy: “Forgive me again, baby Jesus… But this must be done… Plus one of them is possibly hispanic...“
Venom: “Wow, what a piece of shit.”
Velez: “Me?!”
Venom: “I meant him.”
The cowboy turns back around and takes a step into the doorway.
Cowboy: “ALRIGHT!”
The cowboy grins and raises his gun.
Cowboy: “Who’s-”
An arrow slices out of the back of his head and through his nose and mouth cavity. The arrowhead can be shown covered in blood as some of his teeth fly out. Blood sprays the three GUNS members. The cowboy stands there, gun still pointed in the air. His right eye looks down at the arrow sticking out his face, his left eye rolls out of the socket and dangles by the threads of whatever muscles hold that shit in, I don’t know.
Venom: “WHAT THE FU-”
Mueller: “COOL!”
The cowboy drops his arms and drops the pistol to his feet as he begins to go limp. He falls to his knees.
Cowboy: “..first..”
The cowboy falls forward and it actually plops the arrow back out of his skull, making a cartoonish “pop” noise before rattling around on the ground next to his head.
The three GUNS, sitting on the dusty floor of the peblo, all stare at the dead cowboy in the doorway. They then turn to the fat cowboy who’s been silently standing in the corner. Remember? He was mentioned earlier in the episode but I couldn’t think of anything for him to say?
Fat Cowboy: “Dios mio!”
The fat cowboy turns and runs out of the doorway and is instantly hit with a tomahawk to the head. The fat cowboy falls to the ground but begins to scream in agony. Venom, Mueller and Velez begin to pick themselves up off the ground and dusting themselves off. The fat cowboy writhes around on his back like a fish out of water, holding onto the tomahawk lodged in his skull.
Velez: “...whoa..”
A figure emerges from the side and squats down next to the fat cowboy. The person grabs a hold of the tomahawk in one hand and holds the screaming fat cowboy’s head back before pulling out a bone knife from his ankle holster. He turns to the guns before ending the fat cowboy’s screams. The figure pulls the tomahawk out from the skull and wipes the blood off of both tools with his pant legs. He then stands up and approaches the three GUNS....
Cut to Black.