Kira Izumi
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Post by Kira Izumi on Mar 22, 2020 15:22:25 GMT -5
So will we actually be seeing how to use this invention of yours or is it going to be left for us to figure out for the next 20 years? You don't know how to use the self-defececation device? Haha haha...*ahem*, I can see how that would be confusing. I'll provide instructions, once I win this faire and it hits the market. i don't see any self defecation looking device on the pictures shown. can you please give us a description of it at the very least?
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Mosler's not here man.
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Post by mosler on Mar 22, 2020 15:41:24 GMT -5
Points...
A number of inventors have been very upfront about their creations... Ice Cream - King Tang of Shang (Nausica) Portal Gun - GLaDOS (Kira) Mouse Trap - Hiram Maxim (Mongo) Three Seashells - Dr. Raymond Cocteau (Hype) Arm Blades - Corvo (19 - this is suppose to be escape Kanyon!) (And I'm still at a loss for Caff who I assume is Morty with the thermometer - but despite his great flavour, I don't watch that show enough to confirm)
Now... based on the number of inventions on display, it would not be outside the realm of possibility for a person of lesser morals to pretend to have one device, but actually have another. Is this REALLY the King of Shang? Only time and anime girls will tell...
Second. I am not seeing a theory of relativity - suggesting that Einstein (Maverick) - may not be Albert, but Bob (Super Dave reference). Why would he lie?
Thirdly, our host (h2f) has pointed out that the rodent killing machine is for rats, not mice. Great Scott! I never thought I'd see the day, where I question Hiram Maxim (Mongo)'s scientific pedigree for not knowing the difference.
It has become readily apparent that some of those present are here for other purposes. So if any of you are Libyan nationalists (scum) that I can acquire plutonium from, please let me know.
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Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Mar 22, 2020 16:48:38 GMT -5
Well, good sir, I seem to believe I can deduce which invention to which you infer you are here to sling Mr. Mosler. But where you are going, you don't need roads... because you're already here. While I thank you for finding me masculine and scrappy enough to assume I make arm blades, that is not my invention sir. Frankly, that would seem hurtful, and I wish to use steam power for good! Grant it, my invention may seem scary to the ill informed, but it is to promote the usefulness of a creature while being in control of it entirely. Also, it catches flies and creates textiles at the same time! I say, by jove, it is a wonderous invention indeed!
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mosler
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Post by mosler on Mar 22, 2020 17:18:25 GMT -5
Well, good sir, I seem to believe I can deduce which invention to which you infer you are here to sling Mr. Mosler. But where you are going, you don't need roads... because you're already here. While I thank you for finding me masculine and scrappy enough to assume I make arm blades, that is not my invention sir. Frankly, that would seem hurtful, and I wish to use steam power for good! Grant it, my invention may seem scary to the ill informed, but it is to promote the usefulness of a creature while being in control of it entirely. Also, it catches flies and creates textiles at the same time! I say, by jove, it is a wonderous invention indeed! An honest mistake Dr. Loveless.
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Post by Dave D-Flipz on Mar 22, 2020 19:14:56 GMT -5
As an arachnophobe I am now watching you Mr kanyon. Your intentions seem honorable though so just... Keep your invention over there...
Now if you need me I'll be lighting up the room over here
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Post by anthonycaffrey on Mar 22, 2020 19:19:42 GMT -5
Points... A number of inventors have been very upfront about their creations... Ice Cream - King Tang of Shang (Nausica) Portal Gun - GLaDOS (Kira) Mouse Trap - Hiram Maxim (Mongo) Three Seashells - Dr. Raymond Cocteau (Hype) Arm Blades - Corvo ( 19 - this is suppose to be escape Kanyon!) (And I'm still at a loss for Caff who I assume is Morty with the thermometer - but despite his great flavour, I don't watch that show enough to confirm) Now... based on the number of inventions on display, it would not be outside the realm of possibility for a person of lesser morals to pretend to have one device, but actually have another. Is this REALLY the King of Shang? Only time and anime girls will tell... Second. I am not seeing a theory of relativity - suggesting that Einstein (Maverick) - may not be Albert, but Bob (Super Dave reference). Why would he lie? Thirdly, our host (h2f) has pointed out that the rodent killing machine is for rats, not mice. Great Scott! I never thought I'd see the day, where I question Hiram Maxim (Mongo)'s scientific pedigree for not knowing the difference. It has become readily apparent that some of those present are here for other purposes. So if any of you are Libyan nationalists (scum) that I can acquire plutonium from, please let me know. I, umm, jeez - okay that's kind of a thing. I mean like, I could share? I think an ice cream machine is like -- like secretly evil? I mean it's fattening AND and uh like, it's cold and frozen, and maybe you could freeze people with it, and that seems like a bad thing.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Mar 22, 2020 20:03:40 GMT -5
So while we look at these wondrous inventions, some of which produce delicious results- and some which are useful for snuffing out vermin I think we should be looking for Rats among us....
I've got a FOS on Kira and Mav.
Kira is once again inserting more character than we actually were given- maybe he's creating atmosphere or maybe he's over-acting as scum again
Mav straight up claimed to be Einstein when Mosler made a Back to the Future reference- but we don't actually have set characters (I'm gonna google whoever Mosler said I am) so uh... :thinking:
It's all in the traps my friends, we wait for the vermin to kill themselves!
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Kira Izumi
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Post by Kira Izumi on Mar 22, 2020 20:28:37 GMT -5
i'm just trying to figure out why there's more inventions than people here. just because i'm throwing out theories doesn't make me scum.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Mar 22, 2020 20:30:46 GMT -5
i'm just trying to figure out why there's more inventions than people here. just because i'm throwing out theories doesn't make me scum. I....didn't.....mention that as a reason..... :thinking: DOUBLE FOS: Kira
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Post by anthonycaffrey on Mar 22, 2020 20:32:48 GMT -5
i'm just trying to figure out why there's more inventions than people here. just because i'm throwing out theories doesn't make me scum. host literally said that's NAI
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Post by Kira Izumi on Mar 22, 2020 20:35:37 GMT -5
i'm just trying to figure out why there's more inventions than people here. just because i'm throwing out theories doesn't make me scum. host literally said that's NAI idk what nai means
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Post by anthonycaffrey on Mar 22, 2020 21:37:30 GMT -5
host literally said that's NAI idk what nai means non-alignment indicative
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Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Mar 22, 2020 22:13:32 GMT -5
Per chance, can someone explain the three shells to me? If that is one of thy's inventions?
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Post by Nausicaä Suzuki on Mar 22, 2020 23:18:56 GMT -5
Why should I ever need to be secretive about the greatness that is ice cream? :3 Though I am going to vote: Caff for daring to inply that ice cream is "secretly evil". But for now I'm going to start doing some research for my next invention...sugar free ice cream!!!
Totally a diabetic so something like that would be so lovely. xD
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Post by Hyperion on Mar 23, 2020 0:38:08 GMT -5
Per chance, can someone explain the three shells to me? If that is one of thy's inventions? With such a shortage of toilet paper amid this crisis we need a new solution for washing and cleaning ones...exit point. So a renewable, conservative and practical idea is the usage of the shells. Now if you are asking for a demonstration, I'm going to need some of that ice cream. My lactose intolerance will be glad of the shells being close at hand!
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