Gun Show Season 2: The Sixth One
May 5, 2020 22:00:17 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Curtis D. Kanyon, and 2 more like this
Post by Venom đź•· on May 5, 2020 22:00:17 GMT -5
Venom: Welcome to the Gun Show.
Mueller: Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Venom: Tonight we honor the only Mexican Wrestler we know in the Network.
Mueller: El Compensation!
Venom: No.
Mueller: El Combmyhair!
Venom: Nope.
Mueller: El Coombiyaa!
Venom: Even worse.
Mueller: Isn’t there a Mexican wrestler in the Network right now with an easier name?
Venom: Probably, but if there is I don’t know who the hell they are so we are honoring El Combiente.
Mueller: Pretty sure I said that.
Venom: Nope.
Mueller: Well on with the show!
Venom: Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Supremacy
November 24, 2004
Seattle, Washington
The Young Guns are arriving. The three men who make up the group challenging the top dogs group as the best faction in the XHF are walking towards the arena ready for what could be the biggest night of their young careers.Mueller: Tonight’s the night. I get to take over the career of that washed up has been Hardcore Harry, Chuck gets to take care of the Junior Division, and V gets to end this with JL and his crew once and for all.
Venom: I don’t know if it will end it once and for all, but it will cement us as the top group in the XHF, possibly as the best ever.
Velez: We’re already the best in the XHF, JL and his group just don’t know it yet. Tonight they’ll know it when three men hold four of the biggest championships in the company. Me at our weight division, V at the top of the mountain, and James as the representative of the killer of other companies.
Mueller: This is it. Tonight is the night.
Venom reaches the door to the arena first and pushes through doors and the three walk through and the camera fades.
Present day
Somewhere near the Nevada and California boarder
Two hunters stand near the rear of their SUV. The open the trunk and begin to take out their equipment.Hunter 1: Are you sure you want to do this?
Hunter 2: I’m sure. It’s been months since our friends were mauled to death in these woods. Whatever got them is sure to be gone.
Hunter 1: I don’t know. I’m still worried.
Hunter 2: Well get that out of your damn head. These beasts can smell fear. If whatever got our friends is still out there it will smell the fear on you.
Hunter 1: Okay. It’s been a long time and I’ve missed the smell of gunpowder.
They load up their equipment and lock up the SUV and head out into the woods. A few minutes later we join them in the bushes and they are looking through their scopes. We watch over their shoulders as a small bear enters the clearing in front of them.
Hunter 2: That’s a good looking bear. You want the shot?
Hunter 1: Nah, you take it.
Hunter 2: Alright.
The second hunter steadies his riffle and takes aim at the bear. His finger flutters over the trigger. He takes a deep breath, but before he can squeeze blood comes running down his face and he is startled by the screams of his friend. He leaps up and looks to his left and his friend is laying on the ground covered in blood. Standing over him is Goldbear II.
Hunter 2: Fuck.
He tries to lift his weapon but before he can Goldbear II’s paw slashes across his face and blood splatters on the camera completely obscuring the lens.
Supremacy
November 24, 2004
Seattle, Washington
*"Rubber Band Man" blasts as XHF Reporter Nelly Angel runs from the back and to the ring high-fiving as many fans as he can*Cole: Former JHW champ here.
Turning Japanese by the Vapors Plays on the PA and Funaki walks out and hold his finger in the air shouting Numba One. Funaki then walks down slapping the hands of fans. Funaki gets in the ring as he bounces on the ropes, once again Shouting Numba One. Funaki then gets down and waits for the match to begin.
King: The other fighting announcer. Well see if hes numba one tonight!
*The lights shut off, as The Punishers Skull is slowly lowered from the ceiling, as blue lights flicker off it. Sirens are heard around the arena, as the symbol is positioned covering the XtremeTron as the first words of The Used's "Take It Away is heard over the PA system. The crowd get to their feet and starts booing the man coming from the back, as the lyrics to the song are heard over the PA system*
I'm lying to myself
And this dagger is my excuse
I'm appalled
I should have paid up
And I left an hour late
I was laid up
*Suddenly Charlie Velez walks out from behind the apron, holding his arms up in the air, as the light shines on him. Charlie Velez is wearing the Dont Be A BitchSupport The Young Guns sleeveless t-shirt and XHF Tag Team Championship around his waist, as he nods his head. The camera zooms in on the face of Charlie Velez, as he has a grin, soaking in the boos. Charlie walks down the ramp way with his arms in the air, turning around a saluting his symbol. Charlie Velez turns around and lowers his arms, as he begins to bounce up and down, hyping himself up before he gets in the ring. Charlie Velez turns around and gets to the ring steps and slowly walks up them, before heading into the ring. Charlie walks over to the corner across from him and climbs up the second turnbuckle, as he is smirking at the crowd, as the lights turn back on. Charlie Velez slowly raises his arms up in the air, taunting the crowd, as the Punisher symbol is being lifted back up to the top of the arena. Charlie Velez slowly takes off his shirt as he continues to taunt the crowd. Charlie throws the shirt to the ring announcer and he unbuckles his Tag Team title and places it on his shoulder. Charlie then steps down the corner and turns to the ramp way awaiting his opponents.*
Cole: Tag team champ and all around tough guy Charlie Velez.
The arena lights go completely yellow as " Birdie Song " by The Tweets starts to play. The crowd begins cheering as they know that the lighting change and the music means one thing, its Dippy Dave time! Dave suddenly bursts out from behind the entrance curtain and runs down the entrance ramp, flapping his arms like a bird. By this time the crowd have started clapping along to the music. Dave stops half way down the ramp and jumps in the air a few times, trying to take off. When he realizes that humans can't actually fly, Dave stops jumping and continues to run down to the ring flapping his arms. As Dave fast approaches the ring, he skids to a halt and slides in under the bottom rope. Dave then runs to each turnbuckle, climbing to the top of each and waving out at the crowd.
King: This kid is screwy in the head.
Silverchair's "No Association" fills the arena, as the lights begin to dim down, although not out completely. A spotlight shines on the stage, as Mikey Henderson comes out, much to the chagrin of the crowd. He spins around once, dropping to one knee, as the song continues.
Cole: A CoF alumni.
"Alive" by Korn comes over the speakers as the entranceway is filled with smoke. A large pyro explosion goes off and out walks Decoy to the cheering fans with a silver blue jays jersey on and a backwards-red sox baseball cap and a weird smile on his face. He takes he takes off in a run down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and to the far corner where he raises both hands in the air and tosses the hat into the crowd. The fan pulls out a lighter and burns the hat because it's a red sox hat and Decoy gives him the thumbs up before jumping down from the turnbuckle.
King: And heres the other one.
Stray! Stray!
In the cold breeze that I walk along
The memories of generations burn within me
Been forever since I cried the pain and sorrow
I live and die, proud of my people gaining
I'm here standing at the edge
Starin up at where the moon should be
Stray!
No regrets 'cause I got nothin to lose
Ever stray!
So I'm gonna live my life as I choose
Until I fall..
Chris Spencer walks out onto the stage and outstreches his arms.
Constantly it burdens me
Hard to trust and can't believe
Lost the faith and lost the love
When the day is done
Spencer then walks down the ramp as he glares at the audience.
Stray! Stray!
Stray! Stray!
In the white freeze, I never spoke of tears
Or opened up to anyone including myself
I would like to find a way to open to you
Been awhile, don't know if I remember how to
I'm here waiting on the edge
Would I be alright showing myself to you?
It's always been so hard to do..
Spencer hops off the turnbuckle and outstretches his arms (Randy Orton Style)
. Spencer rolls into the ring and outstreches his arms as the audience starts to boo him. He climbs up the nearest turnbuckle and outstretches his arms as he looks out upon the crowd.
Stray!
No regrets 'cause I got nothin to lose
Ever stray!
So I'm gonna live my life as I choose
Until I fall...
Stray! Stray!
Stray! Stray!
Stray! Stray!
Spencer turns to face the stage area as he awaits his opponent.
Is there a place left there for me
Somewhere that I belong
Or will I always live this way... ?
Always stray
No regrets 'cause I got nothin to lose
Ever stray!
So I'm gonna live my life as I choose
Cause all things fall
Stray....Stray....Straying....Straying.........Straying.
Cole: And an up and comer here in XHF. His brothers made it big, now its this guys time to try and achieve the same thing.
All the fans go quiet, as the lights quickly go out. A voice is heard in the background, a bit low. It's a bit in the way of the song ".
I am the Astro-
Creep a demolition
Style hell American
Freak - I am the
Crawling dead
As "Dead" goes by in the lyrics, green lights begin flashing through the crowd. All the eyes of the fans go towards the curtains, starting to get a mixed reaction, with the appearance of Craven from the curtains! A sick and twisted smile across his face, as he holds his arms up. Chains dangle from around his arms, as there are armbands around his biceps, chains at the end. Wearing a trench coat with a crucifix in silver along the back.
A phantom in a box
Shadow in your
Head say acid
Suicide freedom
Of the blast read
The fucker lies -
Scratch off the -
Broken skin - tear
Into my heart make
Me do it again yeah
He quickly comes down the ramp way, reaching out to the fans starting to high five some of them on his way down the ramp. He slows down a bit, as he comes to the bottom of the ramp. A smile still across his face, as he takes the trench coat off, and tosses it out to the fans! From there, he sprints forward quickly, to slide inside the ring. He approaches the center of the ring quickly, the lights now returning to normal, as he removes the armbands from around his arms, and sets them outside the ring. He cracks his neck quickly, and whips his hair back out of his eyes, by quickly bringing his head back as he brought it forward. Craven begins to circle the ring a bit, waiting for the start of the match.
King: Another up and comer, I like his style.
XHF Junior Heavyweight Title Ladder Match
Nelly Angel vs. Funaki vs. Charlie Velez vs. Dippy Dave vs. Deacon Henderson vs. Decoy vs. Chris Spencer vs. Craven
All eight men look around at each other inside the ring, until suddenly Charlie Velez goes to the outside and goes after the ladder. Henderson goes out to follow him, while every other opponent begins trading lefts and rights inside the ring. Decoy forearms Nelly Angel into the corner, before kicking him in the stomach to bend him over. Decoy runs to the ropes and lifts a knee into the face of Angel, while on the outside Charlie grabs the ladder only to be forearmed in the back by Henderson. Henderson continues to forearm Charlie in the back, and grabs him and throws him into the railing. Dippy Dave has Funaki in the corner, as he begins to send shoulders into his stomach. Dave then stands up straight and sends a hard chop into Funakis chest, it echoing throughout the arena. Dave grabs Funaki by the wrist and goes to whip him into the opposite corner, but Funaki reverses it. When Dave gets to the corner he lifts his foot up to the second turnbuckle to stop him and turns around and runs to Funaki, only to be driven down by a power slam. Craven has Spencer in the corner on his knees, and begins to send kicks into his stomach. Spencer begins blocking the kicks and grabs his right leg, but Craven leaps up and drives the back of his left foot into the back of Spencers head! Henderson throws Charlie Velez into the ring steps, and then walks over and grabs the ladder. Craven sees Henderson as he is walking towards the ring, so Craven grabs the top rope and springboards himself onto the top turnbuckle and dives right into Henderson! Craven hits the ladder so he holds his ribs, as Charlie Velez gets up and slides the ladder into the ring. He slides in after it, only to get dropkicked in the head by Funaki. Funaki goes to stomp on Charlie, as Decoy slams Nelly down onto the ladder! Nelly Angel screams in pain as Decoy bounces off the ropes and goes for a leg drop, but Angel moves out of the way causing Decoys leg to crash against the ladder!
Cole: Sweet Jesus!
King: Hes probably to dumb to feel the pain, dont worry.
Decoy rolls around in pain holding his leg, as Nelly stands up. Nelly is all the way up, but Dippy Dave comes from behind and drives Nelly Angel face first into the ladder! Angel bounces away and rolls out of the ring, and Dippy Dave jumps to his feet. Chris Spencer is right there and grabs Dave going for a sky-high powerbomb, but Dave floats over behind Spencer and knocks him down with a neck breaker. Funaki hits a running forearm in the back of Daves head, causing him to crash down. Charlie Velez gets up and goes for a right hand on Funaki, but Funaki ducks out of the way, but when he turns around Charlie grabs him and slams him down into the mat with the Punishment! Outside the ring Craven has lifted Deacon Henderson up, and DDTed him right into the padding! Charlie Velez picks up the ladder and sets it right under the Junior Heavyweight Championship that hangs over his head, and begins to climb up the ladder. Charlie climbs each step of the ladder very slowly, and Craven sees this so climbs up to the apron and up the turnbuckle. Craven stands on the top turnbuckle and gives Charlie Velez the thumbs up, as he then dives off dropkicking the ladder, sending Charlie Velez face first into the top turnbuckle! Charlie bounces off and rolls out of the ring, as Craven pushes himself up. Craven walks over and picks up the ladder, as Nelly Angel crawls into the ring. Craven sees this and drives the ladder hard into the head of Nelly Angel! Nelly falls right back down again, and roll out of the ring. Funaki gets into the ring and Craven drives the ladder into his stomach causing him to bend over, and then just shoves the ladder into his head! Funaki holds his head while on the floor, and Craven walks over to the corner and begins to set the ladder up, but while he is doing this Decoy comes into the ring and body splashes Craven chest first into the Ladder! Craven lies stomach-first on the ladder, as Deacon Henderson comes into the ring, and grabs Craven by the back of the head and drives him head first into the ladder! Decoy begins to send forearms into the back of Craven, while on the other side of the ring Chris Spencer is climbing up to the top turnbuckle. Henderson and Decoy both turn to Spencer, and Spencer goes to fly off with a cross body block, but both CoF members catch him! They begin to walk closer to the ladder, and then they lift Spencer up and drive him into the back of Craven, causing Craven to be sandwiched between Spencer and the ladder!
Cole: Damn this is intense.
King: I think its all the ladders and the fact theres eight men in there.
Craven falls off the ladder as Henderson and Decoy pick the ladder up and hold it sideways, as Dippy Dave springboards off the top rope and dropkicks the middle of the ladder, causing the ladder to fall into the chest of both Decoy and Henderson! The ladder lays on top of Decoy as Henderson rolls out from under it and goes towards Dippy Dave, but Dave drop toe holds Henderson into the middle rope. Dippy Dave sees Decoy is still under the ladder, so he goes behind Henderson and grabs the top rope and pulls himself up his feet on the back of Hendersons neck, and then pushes off and hits an asai moonsault on top of the ladder onto Decoy! Dave holds his ribs, as Henderson holds his neck. Henderson begins to climb up to his feet, but Charlie Velez is seen out of nowhere jumping up and grabbing Hendersons neck from the outside, and giving him a Closure that has Hendersons neck bouncing off the second rope! Charlie slides back into the ring and picks up Dippy Dave, and scoop slam him into the ladder, causing him to roll out of the way. Charlie grabs the ladder, but Nelly Angel comes out of nowhere and attacks Charlie from behind. Nelly grabs Charlie and back body drops him into the mat, and then grabs him and drags him into the corner. Nelly takes the ladder and basically just pushes it onto the body of Charlie, and then runs and dropkicks it into Charlies face! Charlie holds his face, as Nelly grabs the ladder and sets it up. Nelly tries to go up the ladder as fast as he can, but Funaki gets into the ring. Funaki comes from behind and forearms Nelly in the back, and then turns facing him while grabbing his waist. Nelly struggles to stay on, but Funaki pulls him off and delivers a sit-out powerbomb to his fellow interviewing partner! Funaki climbs up to his feet, but Chris Spencer comes from behind and hits the SpencerSlam! Chris Spencer wastes no time, as he goes and applies the SpencerLock onto Funaki!
King: Not the Spencer Lock!
Cole: This guy is trying really hard to prove himself in this match.
Funaki screams in pain as Spencer wrenches the ankle of Funaki. Funaki taps out, knowing that there is no submission in the match, just stating that the pain is unbearable. Spencer lets go and just kicks Funaki out of the ring, and then points to the Junior Heavyweight Championship. As Spencer is doing this, Craven pulls out another ladder from under the ring! Craven slides the ladder under the ring and gets into the ring quickly, stopping Spencer with a forearm in the back. Craven sets the ladder up next to Spencers, and begins climbing up it! Both Craven and Spencer are on the same level, and the two begin trading fists, until Spencer gets a poke in the eye. Spencer climbs up one more step and has Craven between his legs, but Craven wiggles out and punches Spencer in the stomach. The two continue to fight on the ladders, as Decoy comes into the ring and climbs up the opposite side of the ladder with Craven! Decoy punches Craven in the head and now it seems like a two on one against Craven, but Charlie Velez gets up and climbs up the same ladder Spencer is on! Now its a four-man brawl, as Charlie Velez grabs Spencer by the head and drives him into the top of the ladder. Charlie climbs up one more steps and applies a front facelock onto Spencer, and throws his arm behind his neck, and grabs the tights. Charlie stands up straight and lifts Spencer of the ladder and both men collapse against the mat with a suplex! On the other ladder Decoy places his arms under Cravens and jumps off, sending Craven over the ladder with a overhead belly-to-belly suplex!
Cole: That was just an insane move King!
King: Well, it was from an insane man.
All four men are down, as the crowd is going crazy. Deacon Henderson stands in the center of the ring and looks at the carnage, and grabs the ladder. He places it in the corner, in between the top and bottom ropes, so it lays like a scaffold. Henderson turns around and sees Nelly Angel crawling into the ring, so he grabs him and picks him up, and tosses him head first into the ladder! The sound echoes throughout the arena, as Nelly Angel lays lifeless on the padding. Henderson picks up Angel, who is now bleeding on the forehead and places him on the ladder, and then climbs up himself. He steps on the steps, and uses the ropes to help him balance, and then lifts Nelly Angel up and places him on the top turnbuckle. Henderson has Angel in the position for the Superplex, but Nelly Angel is somehow able to squirm out of it and pushes Henderson, causing him to fall crotch first into the steps of the ladder! Henderson is in great pain, as Nelly flies off and clotheslines Henderson, getting him in a tree of woe position. Nelly taunts and runs, and sends a dropkick to the face! Funaki is in the ring and sees Henderson in this position, so he runs and also sends a dropkick into the face of Deacon Henderson! Dippy Dave then gets into the ring, and also sends a dropkick into the face of Henderson! Henderson finally gets his legs out and falls out from the position. Funaki and Dippy Dave share a high five, but then it turns into fists, until Nelly Angel runs and clotheslines both of them down. Funaki is the first to his feet and goes for a right hand, but Angel ducks and when Funaki turns around Angel knocks him back down with a Jumping Enziguri kick! Dippy Dave then gets up, but Nelly bends over and grabs Dave, and hits the Mu-Ken! Nelly Angels gets up to his feet and yells, pumping up the crowd and himself, as he gets the ladder and sets it up in the center of the ring. He goes to climb it, but out of nowhere Chris Spencer comes and kicks Angel in the head with the Kick Of Death! Angel just falls to the mat, as Chris Spencer taunts, and Decoy gets into the ring and slowly creeps behind him. Spencer throws his arms in the air, and Decoy grabs them and twists Spencers body around and hits The Wall! Charlie Velez comes in the ring, and once Decoy finishes the move he hits him in the back of the head with the XHF Tag Team championship!
Cole: Well, I guess that was legal.
King: Its a CoF tactic if I ever saw one. Maybe theyre actually teaching Decoy something useful.
Charlie Velez screams at the fallen Decoy, as Craven gets into the ring. Charlie swings his Tag team championship belt at Craven, but Craven ducks and when Charlie Velez turns around Craven kicks him in the stomach. Craven then runs against the ropes to attack Charlie, but Charlie Velez jumps in the air and hits a Closure on Craven, driving him face first into the Tag Team Championship! Charlie Velez rolls on to his stomach and crawls to the ladder, and uses each step to help himself up. Charlie Velez slowly reaches the top of the ladder and reaches up, and unhooks the Junior Heavyweight Championship from the strap!
Winner and new XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion: Charlie Velez
Charlie Velez holds the Junior Heavyweight Championship in the air, as the crowd is on their feet for this electric match. Charlie walks down the ladder and pushes Craven off of his Tag Team Championship, and rests both championships on his shoulders. Charlie continues to taunt with his Tag Team Championships, rubbing them both before lifting them both in the air. Charlie rolls out of the ring and holds both titles in the air as he goes to the back.
Cole: Charlie Velez is in the hallowed halls of Double Champion!
King: Uh-oh, his partner has the chance to join him tonight. Fight it off JL, fight it off!
Present Day
Somewhere in America
We open to a backyard, same as the previous episode, where a large white Indian tent sits in the middle of the yard. James Mueller and Charlie Velez emerge and step away, but then turn to each other.
I think I’m done, James.
What?
I think it’s time we turn ourselves in.
What are you talking about dude? Why now?
I, uh… You know, I just had an epiphany, of sorts…
While you were tripping?
Yeah…
Inside of an Amazon Prime tent?
Well, I mean…
In the backyard of a FedEx driver?
I think it was more the drugs that we inhaled… Not so much, the location.. here...
Well, yeah. True. I’ve tripped balls at a little league baseball game before.
James, you don’t have any kids.
Yeah, I was playing third base. So wait wait, you want to turn yourself in?
Us. I want us to turn ourselves in…
I can’t do that, V. You know I can’t.
I know it’s hard, man, but…
But what? You want to quit now, be my guest. But I had my own vision in there…
Yeah? And what did you see? Cause I saw death, James… I saw people dying. I mean… More people… Than those that have already died.
Venom, I saw death too… And I’m going to put an end to it.
I don’t think you get it-
I don’t think YOU get it, Venom.
Calm down, man. What you saw could in no way be worse than what I saw.
What YOU saw? You want to know what I saw?
What did you see, James? What was so bad.
James slows down his anger…
You know what, don’t worry about it...
James…. What did you see?
It was… Nothing. Nothing important..
James.
It was nothing.
You can tell me.
I don’t want to talk about it...
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We cut to part of James’ vision…
We see a wrestling ring sit in the middle of a sports arena, but instead of fans in attendance, it’s clusters of fires raging in many parts of the arena. The ring and it’s surroundings are covered in soot and ash, blackening everything. Up the damaged ramp is a stage that the XHF X-Tron has fallen through from its moorings. In the ring, and exhausted James Mueller is sitting on the mat against a turnbuckle. He looks to several others scattered across the ring, all of them looking like they’ve been through Hell.
Mongo: HA! HA! HA!
James looks up from his resting position, and we notice that the roof of the arena appears to have been ripped off by none other than a 200 foot Mongo the Destroyer. Mongo overlooks the arena, cigar in his mouth, pimp hat on his head, and he’s just chuckling to himself while holding his stomach.
Mongo: OOOOH THE ENTERTAINMENT! THE RATINGS! NO WARNING SHOT, YOU’VE DONE GREAT THINGS FOR US! THE PEOPLE SEEM TO LOVE YOUR SEGMENTS!
What the hell is this?
The faces of those near him become apparently clear… Venom, Magnus, MGK, Curtis Bauer, Terry Bradshaw, and even Rat Bastard…
Mongo: BUT! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAWS OF MY LAND, LADS… FILTHY LANGUAGE? SEXUAL CONTENT? INTENSE ACTS OF VIOLENCE? BUT THE WORST, MOST IMPORTANTLY VILE OF THEM ALL… DRUG USAGE! SORRY BOYS…
Mongo reaches his arms over the edge of the arena and towards the ring. One hand is holding a giant hammer, labeled “CENSORSHIP” and another hammer labeled “BANNED.”
Mongo: AHHH, YES… IS THAT RAT BASTARD, MY OLD NEMESIS? DID YOU ENJOY YOUR DEBAUCHERY? HOW ABOUT A GIMMICK CHANGE... MORE LIKE DEAD BASTARD, AM I RIGHT?
Mongo slams his hammer labeled “BANNED” right into Rat Bastard’s head, spraying blood everywhere, including on James Mueller.
What the fuck?!
Mongo: IS THAT MGK I SEE? MGK YOUR FOUL LANGUAGE AND MATURE THEMES UPSET ME! LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY STANDARDS AND PRACTICES! MGK? MORE LIKE MG-DEAD!
Mongo raises and then slams the “CENSORSHIP” hammer right through MGK and into the ground. He raises the hammer again, parts of MGK fall out from the bottom of the hammer.
Mongo: HAHAHAH! AND LOOK! IT’S CURTIS! INSUBORDINATION! CURTIS BAUER? MORE LIKE RIGOR-MORTIS BAUER! HAHAHA!
Mongo slams his hammer labeled “BANNED” into the spine of Curtis Bauer, causing a loud “crunch” sound.
Mongo: VENOM! I DON’T HAVE MUCH TO SAY… I’VE JUST ALWAYS HATED YOU!
Mongo slams his “CENSORSHIP” hammer into Venom’s legs, squeezing his insides out of his head like a toothpaste tube.
Mongo: OH! AND HERE IS THE SWEET, INNOCENT, MAGNUS!
Mongo drops one of his hammers down, crashing through several rows of seats. Mongo reaches down with his open hand and picks up Magnus and brings him closer to his face.
Mongo: MAGNUS! YOU’RE NOT FOUL! YOU’RE NOT VILE LIKE THESE PEASANTS! YOU’RE A GOOD, KIND SOUL… BUT YET YOU ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH THESE SINNERS! MAGNUS?! MORE LIKE…. DEAD-NUS..!
Mongo tosses Magnus into his giant mouth and starts eating him. Crunch crunch crunch, and then Mongo swallows Magnus down before letting out a tremendously loud belch, which causes a luxury owners suite to break off from the arena and crash into the seats below.
Mongo: AND YOU, JAMES! I SEE YOU THERE IN THE CORNER! ARE YOU SAD THAT YOUR FRIENDS COULDN’T FOLLOW MY COMMANDMENTS? ARE YOU UPSET THAT I ATE YOUR FRIEND? WELL, GOOD NEWS, JAMES! I CAN REUNITE YOU RIGHT NOW.
Mongo turns away from the arena… Suddenly his giant ass blocks out of the sky as it hovers over the opening of the arena, blocking all light from entering. James Mueller’s face turns to horror…
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But-
I SAID I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!
They stand there in silence for a brief moment…
I’m going to go. I’m going to go and I’m going to kill that son of a bitch.
James! ...This might be your last chance to turn yourself in. I can do this without you but I think you sho-
Then do it. I don’t care. Take Charlie and turn yourselves in… I’m not resting until I finish the job.
And get yourself killed?
If that’s the cost, then yeah… It’ll be worth taking that son of a bitch down.
It ain’t worth it, James. It ain’t worth dying for.
That’s where you’re wrong, Venom.
Venom sighs, then shrugs.
Alright… Fine. It’s your head.
It’s what’s right… He has to be stopped.
Whatever. Charlie!
Charlie Velez emerges from the tent, putting the iPhone manual into his pocket.
What’s up, what’d I miss?
Supremacy
November 24, 2004
Seattle, Washington
The crowd goes silent and the lights all go out in the arena. The anticipation dies when "So Cold" blasts over the speakers. The beginning chorus excites the fans and they all get up. The lights flicker with the beginning of the song. Smoke begins to fill the entrance way, then Harry emerges from the smoke. Words from the song are heard throughout the audience.
"Crowded streets all cleared away
One by One
Hollow heroes seperate
As they run
You're so cold
Keep your hand in mine
Wise men wonder while
Starved men die"
Harry takes his time as he walks down the ramp. Adjusting the wrist tape and concentrating on the ring. He slaps a few hands as he walks by, but keeps his focus as he gets to the apron.
"Show me how we end this alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfy an empty inside
That's alright, let's give this another try
If you find your family, don't you cry
In this land of make-believe, dead and dry
You're so cold, but you feel alive
Lay your hands on me one last time"
Hardcore Harry finally gets on the ring apron and leans back on the top rope. Then throws his arms and yells at the top of his lungs, as the pyro shoots out from each turnbuckle post. Harry looks ready for a fight and starts to rile himself up.
"Show me how we end this alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfy an empty inside
That's alright, let's give this another try
Show me how we end this alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfy an empty inside
That's alright, let's give this another try
It's alright
It's alright
It's alright
It's alright......"
Harry puts a smirk of confidence across his face. The music begins to die down and the arena lights go back to normal. He stands in the corner waiting the arrival of his opponent
*A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swollows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Weither you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Weither you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this blackhole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most furocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at James Mueller..."
*The intro to "Minerva" by the Deftones begin, and some small white lights blink according to the beats of the song. Then the chorus kicks in, and white lights shoot out and just brighten the Xtreme Tron, as well as some white falling pyros fall from the ceiling onto the stage. The crowd gets up and doesnt cheer, but they do know who's coming out. The beat drops for a second, and as it does the pyros and lights stop, and the arena is in total darkness.. Then the song continues on the chorus, and then on cue a huge explosion erupts from the middle of the stage, in front of the curtain. The falling pyros from the ceiling fall again, and the white lights shine brightly. One huge light shooting from the middle of the stage is covered by the smoke of the explosion, and as the smoke clears away, James Mueller is exposed with his arms out and his back towards the crowd as the white spotlight makes Mueller stand out even more. James then turns towards the crowd, and isn't welcomed very politely. He begins to walk down the ramp as some of the audience yells profanic language at him. Mueller just has his grin on his face, and runs up to the ring steps. He spins around on the apron, and bounces on the rope and faces the crowd. More boos against him. Mueller just shakes his head, still grinning, and he enters the ring. He walks towards one turnbuckle, then stops. He just shakes his head, and flips off that section of the crowd. He begins to jump around, and awaits the match to start.
X*Crown Championship Match
If Mueller wins, he gets Harrys contract
Hardcore Harry vs. James Mueller
Hardcore Harry stands in his corner, in anticipation, watching intently as Mueller unstraps the XCrown Championship from his waist, and hands it over to the referee with no less arrogance than we would expect from him. The referee shows the title to Harry, and Harry points to the title, and then points to his own chest with a hand, symbolizing that the title will be going home with him tonight. The referee then holds the Xcrown title up in the air, to signify that the match is underway, and the bell rings. Immediately the two men begin to pace the ring, anxious to begin this match. The two lock up in the opening grapple, and immediately, Harry shoves James into the turnbuckle, where he attempts to overpower him further, but is interrupted by the ref. Harry slowly backs off, and grins at Mueller as he does. The two pace the ring once more, and then lock up again, this time, with Mueller seemingly getting the better part of Harry, until Harry battles back, shoving Mueller into the very same turnbuckle. Once again however, he is interrupted with a break from the ref. This time, Mueller is clearly agitated, and slaps Harry in the face as he backs off. Harry turns his face to look straight on with Mueller, and despite the ref's calls for a further break, Harry suddenly dives into Mueller with a huge right hand, but James ducks, and instead Harry finds himself cornered in the turnbuckle. Mueller throws in a few sharp jabs to Harry before backing off- he refuses to give Harry a chance to recuperate however, and slaps Harry in the face once more. This time, Harry takes a deep breath and allows Mueller to gain safe distance across the ring. Mueller shows no gratitude, or for that matter, remorse, and taunts the crowd by flexing his bicep, to a mixed reaction of Mueller haters and CoF haters.
King: Damn haters.
Mueller then stares a hole into Harry, and the two, for the third time tonight, begin pacing the ring around each other, and for the third time, they lock up. This time, Harry releases all of his aggression, and shoves Mueller backwards, sending him toppling over backwards. Mueller is quick to his feet, but is promptly knocked back down with a strong clothesline from Harry. Mueller holds his neck in pain, but once again, doesn't let it bother him as he is back up. When he is back on his feet with speed, he is cornered in a turnbuckle, where Harry begins to lay into him with rights and lefts, clearly months worth of aggression built up in his fists. Finally, the referee squeezes in between the two, and pushes Harry back towards the center of the ring. Harry puts his hands off, symbolizing that hes going to back off, but Mueller certainly hasn't had enough yet, when he runs straight into Harry, catching him off guard with a thunderous drop kick. He then squats down in the position, ready for Harry to scramble back up to his feet. When he does, he is greeted with a louz thez press, and Mueller then lays into Harry with a series of rights and lefts of his own, clearly more aggravated that Harry struck him with fists first. The ref appears to be ready to break it up again, but he is cut off when Harry shoves Mueller off aggressively, and is back up to his feet almost immediately after Mueller, but The New Shit is ready before Hardcore is. This becomes apparent when Mueller dives straight into Harry once more, knocking him back into a turnbuckle. He lays into Harry with a mixture of punches and kicks, and finally begins his signature mudhole stomping that gets another mixed reaction from the crowd, but surprisingly, in this situation many don't appear to mind what Mueller is doing. Mueller concludes this stomping traditionally, by spitting right in Harry's face. Mueller backs up, and struts to the other side of the ring with another look of confidence. Harry, who is more dazed than injured, makes his way back to his feet, but is slammed back into the corner when Mueller dives into him again. He whips Harry into another turnbuckle, and when Harry comes back, Mueller kicks his right foot up into Harry's side, and Harry catches it. Mueller then engulfs on another one of his signature moves, the Whiplash, which sends Harry down to his knees, more dazed than before. Mueller then pushes himself up to the second turnbuckle, and dives off of it, dropkicking Harry in the face. Mueller then struts around the ring some more, taking in the mixed reaction, although now it seems that the majority of the fans are on Mueller's side. Harry slowly climbs to his feet, and stumbles around a bit, as James watches with amusement. Mueller takes a few steps back, and prepares to run into Harry, but at the last moment, Harry, who previously was rubbing the back of his neck, spins around, and clocks Mueller backwards, knocking him to his ass in surprise. Mueller slowly climbs to his feet, but by this time, Harry is partially recuperated, and slams his arm into Mueller's throat in another devastating clothesline. Mueller stays down for a bit, but Harry pulls him back up by the hair, and swings Mueller over his shoulder with ease, delivering a hard Alabama slam to Mueller, who rolls over onto his back, then his stomach, and his back again, in pain.
Cole: Harry using his power to his advantage.
Harry grins, clearly taking pleasure in Mueller's pain. He pulls Mueller back up by the hair, and presses Muellers chest to his aggressively, culminating in a tazzmissionplex. Harry quickly approaches Mueller's body, and mounts him, beginning to lay into Mueller with ultimate punches. The ref begins to break it up, but it does not take much convincing for Harry to get off of Mueller, who uses the ropes to climb to his feet, clearly pissed off like hell. He takes no time to think about his actions, and runs straight towards Harry, and straight into a gorilla press slam, which sends Mueller rolling out of the ring. He leans, hunched against the apron, in back, but Harry bounces of the ropes, and comes back with a baseball slide right into Mueller's back, sending him into the barricades. The referee yells at Harry before beginning his ten count. Mueller finally finds the strength to ignore the pain, and climb back onto the apron, closely watching Harry. Harry doesnt realize this however, bounces off of the ropes, and comes back attempting a big boot. But Mueller drops down to the outside, off of the apron, causing Harry to crotch himself. Harry howls in pain, as Mueller climbs back up to the apron, and pulls Harry's other leg over the ropes, and turns Harry over with his legs, into a modified Walls of Mueller! Harry pounds his fists to the mat in pain, and it appears the he's actually more pissed off than he is agonized. Mueller laughs as he pulls backwards more, leaning off the apron, but using Harry's legs to hang on, as leverage. He lets go, and jumps backwards, landing on the mats on the outside of the ring. He laughs at the front rows of the crowds, some who cheer, and some who boo. He pays them no attention, as he rolls back into the ring, and begins to stomp on Harry, who is clutching his lower back in pain. Mueller lifts Harry up by the end, and flips him the middle finger before bringing him to his knees with a hard right hand. Mueller bounces off the ropes, and comes back, knocking Harry to his back with another dropkick. Mueller flexes his biceps once more, before stomping on Harry's inner legs. He stomps unceremoniously, clearly with the intention of injuring his opponent. Finally, the ref breaks it up, but Mueller waits for the ref to back off, until he stomps again, only to be stopped in his tracks by the referee, once more. Mueller pushes the hair in his face back, and waits for Harry to get back to his feet. Meanwhile, we see Mueller stomping on the floor in the corner, and it appears as if we're going to see possibly an early end to the match with the Mueller kick. However, just as Harry gets to his feet, Mueller begins his quick jig, but Harry takes advantage while he can, and lays into Mueller with a clothesline, clearly taking the Xcrown champion by surprise. Harry backs up, panting heavily, and then runs into Mueller, smashing him into the turnbuckle. Mueller is almost out of it at this point, overtaken by shock that Harry came to his feet so quickly after withstanding so much punishment. Harry then pulls Mueller foreword, tucks his head in between his legs, and delivers a turnbuckle powerbomb, which sends Mueller to the floor, slumped over. Harry pulls Mueller back up to his feet, and whips him to the ropes. Upon his return, Mueller is greeted with a gutwrench powerslam. Mueller once again lies on his back in pain, and finally rolls back out of the ring, to catch his breath, and even stumbles to the ground once, because he's so overtaken with exhaustion.
King: Now thats exhaustion.
Harry rolls back out of the ring, and waits for Mueller to turn around. It is an unpleasant surprise for Mueller, when he walks right into a successful big boot from Harry, who then takes time to absorb a quick pop, and a quick jeer from different parts of the crowd. Harry lifts Mueller up, and as the referee begins his ten count, Harry whips Mueller into the steel staircase. Then he lifts Mueller up in another gorilla press slam, and finishes the move, but slams Mueller onto the announcer's table. Harry lifts a hand into the air, clearly confident now in his ability to defeat his arch nemesis. Mueller, on the other hand, rolls off of the table that didn't break, and onto the concrete beneath it. Harry moves over to Mueller, grabs him by the hair, and tosses him over and into the ring apron, where Mueller slumps foreword in pain once more. Harry finishes his flurry of moves by clotheslining James to the mat with aggression. Harry slides back in, and at this point, the referee is up to eight. Harry worries that Mueller won't back into the ring in time, and since he wants the Xcrown title, and not a win by count out, he rolls back out of he ring to break the count. He grabs Mueller, and whips him straight into the ring post on the outside, as the crowd gasps when they hear the crack of Mueller's head on the steel. Mueller stumbles back, and falls to his back. Harry rolls back into the ring, and at this point the referee is up to five. Harry breaks the count before the referee can even count to six though, and promptly walks over to the ring announcer, where he snatches the Xcrown title, and brings it into the ring. The referee pays almost no attention to Harry, who holds up the title, taunting the crowd with it. Meanwhile, the referee begins his count, and is at four when Mueller rolls back into the ring, showing a great amount of determination, while Harry just barely notices that Mueller is up. He drops the title to the ground, and walks over to Mueller, slamming him into the rope with a left hand. He whips Mueller into the ropes, and upon his return, Harry greets him with a spinebuster. Harry then picks up the new shit, and whips him into the turnbuckle. He then climbs the buckle himself, and sets James up with a Hangman DDT. Mueller however, is ready, and shoves Harry down off of the ropes, accidentally knocking the referee down as well. Mueller climbs down off of the ropes, and laughs, looking down at the Xcrown championship. He picks it up, and watches as Harry climbs to one knee. When he is up this far, Mueller finds no trouble in cracking the title right into Hardcore's head. As Harry falls to his back, seemingly knocked out, Mueller lays the title down on Harry's face, with the metal portion on Harry's face. Mueller then checks to make sure that the referee is out of it for the time being, and then jumps to the second ropes, and springs back, executing a lionsault onto Harry's upper body, particularly his face, and at the same time smashing the title into Harry's face. The fans partially cheer for Mueller's originality, as Mueller slides the title out of the ring. He covers Harry, and it appears as if the match is going to be over. The referee takes a long time in crawling back over to the two competitors, and beings a slow three count. 1, 2, th- but Harry kicks out, and it appears as if this match is not over, just yet.
Cole: Well, I guess this match is not over just yet.
Mueller sits back to his knees, and looks on in shock, as Harry continues to try to get to his legs. Mueller bounces of the ropes, and dropkicks Harry's knee, and then begins to deliver a few cocky jabs to Harry's face in an attempt to keep him down. Finally, Harry gets to his feet, and blocks just one of Mueller's shots, which provides an opening for Harry to swing a fist into the new shit's face. Mueller falls back onto the ropes, and comes back, only to be set up for a huge powerbomb from Harry. The referee, who was earlier knocked down by Harry, is still on his knees, his back turned to the competitors, not at all noticing when Mueller drops to his knees, and low blows Harry. Mueller slowly makes his way back to his feet, as he tucks Harry's head under his arm, and delivers a stunning rendition of the Pain Killer. Muller gets back to his feet, clearly not satisfied, and pulls Harry up with him. He hold Harry up for a moment, to make sure that he can stand on his own two feet, and Mueller spits in Harry's face one last time before executing the New Shit onto his long time nemesis. He covers Harry for the second time in this match up, and the referee counts one, two, and three to grant Mueller to retain the XCrown championship.
Winner and still X*Crown Champion: James Muller
King: And Mueller retains!
Cole: And Harry is now his property!
King: This is going to be interesting.
Atlanta, GA
Present day
Meanwhile… in the swamps of Atlanta, Georgia…
we see a domed building in the swamp. We cut inside to see Magnus entering some sort of laboratory.
: I think this is the right place. Hello? Anybody here?
: Who dares enter the Borg domain!
: Ah! Oh, hi. Good to see you Mecha Gold-Bear IV.
: Scanning… scanning… Oh. Hello gym executor Magnus, former technical wrestler, former commissioner, former Pagnus, former world champion, former—
: Magnus! What a glorious event it is you are here today to see us!
: Query… what is Pagnus… searching archive….
: You guyses asked me to be here.
: That we did. As you know, we created Mecha Gold-Bear IV. We created the Borg Mobile. We’ve created many many other great… THE AFTERWARD… -y things. And I know we forced ourselves upon you, and you had no choice but to feature us due to our iron clad contracts that we don’t need to go into detail about so as to not muddle up the story but if anyone can explain it I’ll totally send them a No Prize, and due to our prominent featureage, we have been gaining traction in creating the right environment for …THE AFTERWARD… to take place! So we wish to offer a make good to continue this wonderful alignment of our goals.
: Aw, that’s sweet, but I don’t need anything.
: MWUA HA HA! Not anything my good man! No! A specific thing. Heavy Metal Borg! Bring the arm!
: Seriously, you don’t have to—arm? Tell me more?
Heavy Metal Borg comes into the lab holding a thing being covered by a sheet. He brings it over to Magnus and falls to one knee.
: “So now I come to you, with open arms! Nothing to hide, believe what I say! So here I am, with open arms!”
Evil yanks the sheet away and a glorious robotic arm shines brightly under the fluorescence. Magnus’s eyes light up. He lifts the arm up with his one arm.
: Wow… thank you…this is… this is so nice…
: Well, put it on!
: …Interesting results… running calculations… initiating new plan…
Heavy Metal and Evil help the one armed Magnus strap the arm on. After a minute, they step back. We hear clicks and whirs of a mechanical thing starting up and moving.
: Oh wow, it works. I can’t believe it! I finally have a right arm again!
: Oh… you were missing the right arm?
: Yeah, why… oh…
Magnus lifts the robotic arm into view, and it looks to be backward. And that’s because it’s a left arm!
: I told you he still had the left one!
: WOOOOP! OOOOP!
: Makes sense, it looks right from your point of view. You’re looking at me. Hey, two left arms are better than only one arm. Right? At least, until you guys can make me a new one.
: Uh… we only had enough stuff to make one arm for now. BUT! Once …THE AFTERWARD… finally happens, we can make you all the arms!
: Oh, okay… this is okay enough for now I guess. It’s the thought that counts. Thanks.
: Anything for you boss!
Magnus robo-arms gives a thumbs down.
: Hey!
: That’s supposed to be a thumbs up! Oy, this is going to take some getting used to.
Fade out.
James climbs on top of a horse, backpack slung over his shoulders, and begins galloping off towards the desert. Charlie Velez and Venom watch him as he leaves them behind. Venom looks down at the phone in his hand and the two of them walk over to the curb and sit down. Venom begins to dial a number and puts the phone up to his ear…
Hello? Yes.. I uh… My name is Venom…. Yeah… Charlie Velez and myself would like to turn ourselves in… James?
Venom looks in the direction that James rode off.
Yeah, James didn’t… He didn’t make it. He’s dead….
The two sit there, waiting for the police to show up....
LIVE! Prerecorded from Venom’s gym in Atlanta, Georgia the Cinco de Mayo edition of the GUN Show, May 5th, 2020
The scene changes to Venom’s gym. The stands are filled a little more. The scrawny kid and his invalid grandmother, a few more meat heads from the gym are in attendance, and it looks like they brought their trophy wives as well. Ring Announcer Magnus is in the ring with two fit white boys. Magnus is holding the microphone in his robot hand, but since it’s a left hand on his right side, the microphone is upside-down. He lifts his robotic arm awkwardly over his head so he can speak into the mic.
: Ladies and gentlemen, the first, next, last, and your main event match for the evening! Already in the ring because they are so jazzed to be here, Ryle O’Kiley and Robert Shark, they are the Unchallenged Epoch! And their opponents…
"Am I Evil" by Metallica hits the speakers and the stage fills with mist. Strobe lights go on all throughout the arena. Mecha Gold-Bear IV emerges from the mist with Evil-Borg riding on his back. Heavymetal-Borg come out next to them, air guitaring to the music. Mecha Gold-bear IV marches ominously toward the ring as Evil Borg cackles with evil laughter of evilness. Heavy Metal throws up the devil horns. Mecha Gold-bear IV reaches ringside and turns on his rocket boots to fly a few feet in the air and lands in the ring. Evil gives Mecha Gold-bear IV a pat on the head and climbs down. Evil grabs a microphone.
: Listen up big man—er, bear--, er bot! You’ve been the solid rock of the team since we’ve been back on the Gun Show. But with the Complimentary Avian rule, we need to make sure all sets are up to par, so you can sit this one out and let the OG Borgs do this!
: Thob is here?
: NO! Not that old. I’m talking Heavy Metal and myself!
: Oh. Sadness.
Mecha Gold-Bear IV initiates his rocket boots in order to exit the ring. Heavy and Evil rock, paper, scissors and then Heavy exits the ring. Evil starts off the match with Robert. They lock up and Robert pushes Evil back into the corner. Referee Magnus starts a five count with the robot hand. Robert lets go and Evil points at Ryle. Referee Magnus looks over at Ryle, standing in his corner, but the distraction works long enough for Evil to poke Robert in the eyes!
Magnus: Hey! I didn’t know he did that! I should have believed Ryle!
Ryle starts yelling that Evil cheated, but Referee Magnus shrugs. Evil Borg lands a few body shots, then whips Robert into the ropes. When Robert comes back, Evil hits a huricanrana! Evil then gets up and bounces off the ropes, gets back to Robert, shakes his fist in the air, then drops it down on Robert, hitting The Iron Fist. Evil then pulls Robert up and starts to set up the double underhook, but Robert back body drops Evil! He then staggers back to his corner and Ryle tags himself in. Ryle jumps over the top rope and hits Evil Borg with a clothesline. Evil falls and immediately gets back up and eats another clothesline! Evil gets up to one knee and gets a kick to the face!
Magnus: Ow! Ow! OW! That looked like it hurt! This Ryle guy could make it some day!
Ryle plays to the crowd… and the nerd cheers. But the rest of the audience boo! Ryle looks surprised. He scratches his head and goes back to Evil and pulls him off the mat. Ryle grabs a waist lock from behind and goes to lift Evil Borg for a german, but Evil grabs Referee Magnus and begs for help. Magnus waves him off and tells him no, but while Referee Magnus is looking at Evil’s face, Evil sends a leg back to hit Ryle with a low blow! Evil lets go of Magnus and quickly turns with an elbow to Ryle. He then leaps and tags in Heavy Metal Borg! The fans erupt in cheers. Heavy looks a little confused.
Magnus: The fans are really behind the Borgs here. I didn’t understand it then, and I don’t understand it now either.
Ryle staggers into Heavy Metal who wraps his arms around Ryle and then hits a belly to belly overhead suplex. Heavy then bounces off the ropes and rolls forward, hitting the Axl Roll! Heavy then turns to Robert and slaps him across the face. Robert tries to enter the ring, but Referee Magnus holds him back. Ryle is using the ropes to help himself up, and Evil Borg runs over and starts choking him. When Referee Magnus finally gets Robert back out of the ring, Evil lets go. Robert points to Evil and yells at Referee Magnus to stop him. Referee Magnus goes to check on Evil Borg, who compliments how the robot arm is looking. Magnus blushes. While distracted, Robert enters the ring and sneaks up behind Heavy Metal Borg. He grabs Heavy by the shoulder and turns him around, rears back for a punch, and Heavy Metal spits purple mist in his eyes! The Purple Haze! Robert falls to the floor, clawing at his face!
Magnus: Well, if the ref didn’t see it! Wait, I’m the ref. Am I supposed to reverse the decision or something? Oops, you’re not supposed to know that yet. I am not good at this job. Or that job.
Ryle is up holding his throat. Heavy kicks him in the gut and then lifts him overhead into the crucifix position. Heavy Metal then drops Ryle with the Motley Crue-cifix! He covers as Referee Magnus finally turns around. He slides into position. 1, 2, 3!
: Your winners of the match, The Borgs!
Evil and Heavy Metal Borg celebrate their tainted win as Mecha Gold-Bear IV re-enters the ring. He lands on Ryle’s leg and Ryle screams in pain. Mecha is unmoving. Robert stands up, still trying to wipe the purple out of his eyes and bumps into Mecha Gold-Bear IV, who is startled and rotates his upper half to see what that was, hitting Robert with a loud “CLANG” in the back of the head. He falls to the mat in a heap as blood start to trickle from where he was hit. “Am I Evil” plays over the loud speaker as the fans are on their feet cheering for the Borgs! (Except for that dork and his grandma.)
Magnus: And that does it for today’s show folks! I am surprised that we are almost breaking even with these tiny shows and the turn out of this crowd!
The lights flicker on the Hell In A Cell over the ring, as it is slowly being set down around the ring.
If you feelin like a pimp ****, go and brush your shoulders off
The sadistic strings of "Black" by Sevendust hits the XtremeTron. J.Ls face fades in on the XtremeTron, in black and white. Suddenly, his head begins spinning and bleeding into color, until it finally stops, his lips parting to let out a long laugh. His face shatters into shots of himself with the XHF World Heavyweight Championship, X*Crown Championship and other great victories and other moments of his career.
Voices call, they call out my name, my name, my name.
Shadows follow so close behind me.
King: Cmon JL, I believe in you!
King: Ouch.
Venom falls out of the ring, as J.L stumbles back to the ropes. Venom begins using the ring steps to help himself up while holding his shoulder, and J.L runs towards Venom and sends a baseball slide causing Venom to smash against the side of the Cell! J.L gets out of the ring and goes after Venom, giving him stomps to the body and slaps him across the head. J.L begins to insult Venom, as he lifts him up, and then pushes him face first against the cell. Venom bounces off against the cell and lands against the side of the ring, as J.L grabs the waist of Venom and drives him harder into the side of the ring. Venom falls face first onto the padding holding his back, while J.L stands over him looking down. Jeremy looks around at the arena and shakes his head, and then kicks Venom square in the back of the head. Jeremy Lewis picks Venom up and rolls him into the ring, and then climbs up to the apron. J.L walks over to the turnbuckle, and climbs all the way to the top. Venom pushes himself to his feet and turns to J.L, and Lewis flies off the top rope and delivers a flying clothesline to Venom. J.L quickly gets the cover on Venom, but Venom kicks out before the count of three. J.L sits Venom and delivers fists to the face, before he lifts him up to his feet. J.L picks up Venom and places him on his shoulders, and walks into the center of the ring. J.L pushes Venoms body and goes for the Maximum Effect, but Venom lands on his feet. J.L goes for a clothesline on Venom but Venom ducks, and once J.L bounces off the ropes Venom knocks him down with a spinning wheel kick! J.L bounces right back to his feet so Venom dropkicks J.L into the corner. Venom then runs and clotheslines J.L in the corner, before turning the opposite way and pulling him down face first into the mat with a bulldog. Venom makes the cover, but J.L kicks out before the count of three. Venom gets up and grabs the wrist of J.L and goes to toss him into the ropes, but J.L stops and pulls Venom towards himself and back body drops him over the ropes, but Venom grabs the top rope and floats over onto the apron. Venom drives a shoulder thrust into the stomach of J.L, sending him down to his knees holding his stomach, and then grabs the top rope and springboards over it and delivers a leg drop into the back of the neck of J.L! Venom turns J.L to his back and hooks the leg, 1-2-J.L kicks out!
King: Yes! JL is still in this thing!
Venom pounds his fist against the mat, as he climbs up to his feet and brings Jeremy Lewis to his feet. He grabs J.L in a suplex position and lifts him up, placing him on the top turnbuckle. Venom climbs up the turnbuckle facing J.L, and then he looks around at the crowd and shouts at them, getting mixed reactions. Venom applies the suplex again going for a Superplex, but J.L begins punching Venom in the ribs, forcing him to release the hold. J.L sends a right hand into the face of Venom, and then grabs his tights and hair and then throws him over the ropes and face first into the Steel Cell! Venom falls and hits the padding hard, as a lard thump is heard, and J.L climbs all the way up to the top turnbuckle. J.L spits down at Venom, and then leaps off and drives a double stomp into the stomach of Venom! Venom rolls around the outside of the ring holding his stomach, as J.L walks behind him laughing. J.L just shoves him with his foot, and then he grabs Venom and lifts him up to his feet. He grabs him by his tights and hair once again, and then runs to the other side of the Cell and throws him straight into it! Venom bounces back and J.L grabs him a full nelson, and then lifts him over his head with a release Dragon Suplex!
Cole: That makes my neck hurt!
J.L cockily walks over to a fallen Venom, and lifts him up and pushes his face against the cell, and begins scraping his face against the mesh! Venom gets cut in his forehead, as blood begins pouring down from it. J.L finally lets go of venom as he falls to his back. J.L steps on the throat over Venom and begins to choke him, as Venom struggles to get out. J.L finally lets go and lifts Venom up and rolls him into the ring. J.L slides after him and makes the cover, but Venom is able to kick out before the count of three! J.L is almost irate by this, but is able to keep his cool as he climbs up to his feet. Jeremy Lewis taunts for Venom to get up to his feet, as the bloody Venom slowly pushes himself up, the blood dripping down from his forehead to the mat. Venom gets up to his feet and turns to J.L, and J.L kicks him in the stomach and brings him up to his shoulders. J.L walks into the center of the ring and drives him down into the mat with the Maximum Effect! J.L quickly makes the cover; 1-2-Venom gets a shoulder up! J.L and the crowd are shocked that Venom was able to kick out, so J.L walks over to the legs of Venom and spreads them apart, and begins to execute the Crisis Of Faith! Venom screams in pain, as J.L pulls back applying more pressure on the back of Venom. Venom drives his fingers into the mat, and begins to drag himself to the ropes. After moments of brief struggle, Venom grabs the bottom rope! J.L doesnt let go of the submission, as Venom slowly grabs the second rope and pulls himself up, as J.L finally lets go of the move. Venom uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet, and turns over to J.L. Lewis runs towards Venom going to attack him, but Venom ducks down and pulls the top rope down, sending J.L to the outside crashing into the cell! Venom pulls himself up to his feet, to see J.L on the outside climbing up to his feet. Venom slowly jogs over to the ropes on the other side of the ring, and as he approaches the ropes on the other side of the ring he lifts up and spins in the air, and knocks J.L down with a twisting body splash, with both men crashing into the side of the cell!
Cole: That Venom is so athletic.
Both Venom and J.L lie against the side of the cell, until Venom grabs the side of the cell and helps himself up to his feet. Venom climbs up and goes to pick J.L, but J.L gives him a low blow. Venom falls backwards holding his injured area, as J.L crawls under the ring and grabs a steel chair. Venom begins to crawl over to the ring steps and helps himself up, as J.L waits for him to turn around. Venom does and J.L swings the chair but Venom ducks and when J.L turns around Venom drives his foot into the chair with a straight kick, with it bouncing off the face of Jeremy Lewis! Lewis falls down to the mat and blood begins gushing out of his head, Venom pushes himself up to his feet and grabs J.L, and slides him into the ring. Venom slowly follows after him and places his arm over the chest of J.L as the referee makes the count, 1-2-J.L gets a shoulder up!
Cole: So close.
Both men lay on the mat motionless, as the crowd is on their feet waiting to see what happens next. Both men slowly push themselves up, with Venom getting to his feet first. He jogs towards the ropes and springboards off the second and flips over, and catches J.L and hits Grande Finale V2! Venom makes the cover; 1-2-Jeremy Lewis kicks out once again! Venom sits up wondering what to do, as he climbs up to his feet. Venom walks over to the ropes and goes onto the apron, and turns his attention to J.L. Venom uses all of his strength to jump up to the top rope and then he goes for a springboard Shooting Star Press, but at the last second J.L moves out of the way! Venom crashes against the mat hard, as J.L rolls to his stomach and pushes himself up. Venom begins to climb up to his feet holding his stomach, and J.L comes from behind and hits the Sharp Edge! Jeremy makes the cover, 1-2-Venom kicks out! Jeremy Lewis is irate at Venom kicking out, he goes out of the ring and grabs the chair and slides it into the ring. He follows after it, and grabs the chair and drives it into the body of Venom. J.L sadistically looks at Venom as he throws the chair down to the center of the ring, and then grabs Venom by the head. Jeremy Lewis places Venom between his legs, and signals for the Baptism by doing a blessing. Jeremy lifts Venom up for the Baptism, but Venom pushes himself forward and gets a sunset flip! The referee starts the count, but when he gets to two Venom lifts himself up still holding Jeremy Lewis and steps both his feet in front of arms and walks over to the chair, and drives him down hard with the Casualty To Society! Venom rolls over in the sunset position as the referee makes the count, 123!
King: Noooo!
Venom pushes Jeremy Lewis off and then falls to his back. The blood drips down his face as the referee is handed the XHF Championship, and places it on the chest of Venom. Venom hugs the title, as the referee gives him his Tag Team Championship. Fellow Young Guns members Charlie Velez and James Mueller run down the ring with their titles, as they open the door to the Cell. Venom is up to his feet holding both Championships in the air, screaming at the crowd that his time has finally come. The Young Guns celebrate in the ring, as Venom climbs up to the nearest turnbuckle holding both championships in the air. Venom rests both championships on both his shoulders, and points out to the crowd. He leaves the ring and out the cell as his music hits the P.A. Velez and Mueller both come out with their championships and congratulate Venom at the top of the ramp. All three of them raise two titles into the air and celebrate their victories here tonight as the crowd cheers them on. They then leave through the curtain.
Cole: The Young Guns are on top of the XHF tonight King. They are running the place.
we see a domed building in the swamp. We cut inside to see Magnus entering some sort of laboratory.
: I think this is the right place. Hello? Anybody here?
: Who dares enter the Borg domain!
: Ah! Oh, hi. Good to see you Mecha Gold-Bear IV.
: Scanning… scanning… Oh. Hello gym executor Magnus, former technical wrestler, former commissioner, former Pagnus, former world champion, former—
: Magnus! What a glorious event it is you are here today to see us!
: Query… what is Pagnus… searching archive….
: You guyses asked me to be here.
: That we did. As you know, we created Mecha Gold-Bear IV. We created the Borg Mobile. We’ve created many many other great… THE AFTERWARD… -y things. And I know we forced ourselves upon you, and you had no choice but to feature us due to our iron clad contracts that we don’t need to go into detail about so as to not muddle up the story but if anyone can explain it I’ll totally send them a No Prize, and due to our prominent featureage, we have been gaining traction in creating the right environment for …THE AFTERWARD… to take place! So we wish to offer a make good to continue this wonderful alignment of our goals.
: Aw, that’s sweet, but I don’t need anything.
: MWUA HA HA! Not anything my good man! No! A specific thing. Heavy Metal Borg! Bring the arm!
: Seriously, you don’t have to—arm? Tell me more?
Heavy Metal Borg comes into the lab holding a thing being covered by a sheet. He brings it over to Magnus and falls to one knee.
: “So now I come to you, with open arms! Nothing to hide, believe what I say! So here I am, with open arms!”
Evil yanks the sheet away and a glorious robotic arm shines brightly under the fluorescence. Magnus’s eyes light up. He lifts the arm up with his one arm.
: Wow… thank you…this is… this is so nice…
: Well, put it on!
: …Interesting results… running calculations… initiating new plan…
Heavy Metal and Evil help the one armed Magnus strap the arm on. After a minute, they step back. We hear clicks and whirs of a mechanical thing starting up and moving.
: Oh wow, it works. I can’t believe it! I finally have a right arm again!
: Oh… you were missing the right arm?
: Yeah, why… oh…
Magnus lifts the robotic arm into view, and it looks to be backward. And that’s because it’s a left arm!
: I told you he still had the left one!
: WOOOOP! OOOOP!
: Makes sense, it looks right from your point of view. You’re looking at me. Hey, two left arms are better than only one arm. Right? At least, until you guys can make me a new one.
: Uh… we only had enough stuff to make one arm for now. BUT! Once …THE AFTERWARD… finally happens, we can make you all the arms!
: Oh, okay… this is okay enough for now I guess. It’s the thought that counts. Thanks.
: Anything for you boss!
Magnus robo-arms gives a thumbs down.
: Hey!
: That’s supposed to be a thumbs up! Oy, this is going to take some getting used to.
Fade out.
Present Day
Somewhere in America
James climbs on top of a horse, backpack slung over his shoulders, and begins galloping off towards the desert. Charlie Velez and Venom watch him as he leaves them behind. Venom looks down at the phone in his hand and the two of them walk over to the curb and sit down. Venom begins to dial a number and puts the phone up to his ear…
Hello? Yes.. I uh… My name is Venom…. Yeah… Charlie Velez and myself would like to turn ourselves in… James?
Venom looks in the direction that James rode off.
Yeah, James didn’t… He didn’t make it. He’s dead….
The two sit there, waiting for the police to show up....
Venom's Gym
Atlanta, GA
Atlanta, GA
Later that day.
LIVE! Prerecorded from Venom’s gym in Atlanta, Georgia the Cinco de Mayo edition of the GUN Show, May 5th, 2020
The scene changes to Venom’s gym. The stands are filled a little more. The scrawny kid and his invalid grandmother, a few more meat heads from the gym are in attendance, and it looks like they brought their trophy wives as well. Ring Announcer Magnus is in the ring with two fit white boys. Magnus is holding the microphone in his robot hand, but since it’s a left hand on his right side, the microphone is upside-down. He lifts his robotic arm awkwardly over his head so he can speak into the mic.
: Ladies and gentlemen, the first, next, last, and your main event match for the evening! Already in the ring because they are so jazzed to be here, Ryle O’Kiley and Robert Shark, they are the Unchallenged Epoch! And their opponents…
"Am I Evil" by Metallica hits the speakers and the stage fills with mist. Strobe lights go on all throughout the arena. Mecha Gold-Bear IV emerges from the mist with Evil-Borg riding on his back. Heavymetal-Borg come out next to them, air guitaring to the music. Mecha Gold-bear IV marches ominously toward the ring as Evil Borg cackles with evil laughter of evilness. Heavy Metal throws up the devil horns. Mecha Gold-bear IV reaches ringside and turns on his rocket boots to fly a few feet in the air and lands in the ring. Evil gives Mecha Gold-bear IV a pat on the head and climbs down. Evil grabs a microphone.
: Listen up big man—er, bear--, er bot! You’ve been the solid rock of the team since we’ve been back on the Gun Show. But with the Complimentary Avian rule, we need to make sure all sets are up to par, so you can sit this one out and let the OG Borgs do this!
: Thob is here?
: NO! Not that old. I’m talking Heavy Metal and myself!
: Oh. Sadness.
Mecha Gold-Bear IV initiates his rocket boots in order to exit the ring. Heavy and Evil rock, paper, scissors and then Heavy exits the ring. Evil starts off the match with Robert. They lock up and Robert pushes Evil back into the corner. Referee Magnus starts a five count with the robot hand. Robert lets go and Evil points at Ryle. Referee Magnus looks over at Ryle, standing in his corner, but the distraction works long enough for Evil to poke Robert in the eyes!
Magnus: Hey! I didn’t know he did that! I should have believed Ryle!
Ryle starts yelling that Evil cheated, but Referee Magnus shrugs. Evil Borg lands a few body shots, then whips Robert into the ropes. When Robert comes back, Evil hits a huricanrana! Evil then gets up and bounces off the ropes, gets back to Robert, shakes his fist in the air, then drops it down on Robert, hitting The Iron Fist. Evil then pulls Robert up and starts to set up the double underhook, but Robert back body drops Evil! He then staggers back to his corner and Ryle tags himself in. Ryle jumps over the top rope and hits Evil Borg with a clothesline. Evil falls and immediately gets back up and eats another clothesline! Evil gets up to one knee and gets a kick to the face!
Magnus: Ow! Ow! OW! That looked like it hurt! This Ryle guy could make it some day!
Ryle plays to the crowd… and the nerd cheers. But the rest of the audience boo! Ryle looks surprised. He scratches his head and goes back to Evil and pulls him off the mat. Ryle grabs a waist lock from behind and goes to lift Evil Borg for a german, but Evil grabs Referee Magnus and begs for help. Magnus waves him off and tells him no, but while Referee Magnus is looking at Evil’s face, Evil sends a leg back to hit Ryle with a low blow! Evil lets go of Magnus and quickly turns with an elbow to Ryle. He then leaps and tags in Heavy Metal Borg! The fans erupt in cheers. Heavy looks a little confused.
Magnus: The fans are really behind the Borgs here. I didn’t understand it then, and I don’t understand it now either.
Ryle staggers into Heavy Metal who wraps his arms around Ryle and then hits a belly to belly overhead suplex. Heavy then bounces off the ropes and rolls forward, hitting the Axl Roll! Heavy then turns to Robert and slaps him across the face. Robert tries to enter the ring, but Referee Magnus holds him back. Ryle is using the ropes to help himself up, and Evil Borg runs over and starts choking him. When Referee Magnus finally gets Robert back out of the ring, Evil lets go. Robert points to Evil and yells at Referee Magnus to stop him. Referee Magnus goes to check on Evil Borg, who compliments how the robot arm is looking. Magnus blushes. While distracted, Robert enters the ring and sneaks up behind Heavy Metal Borg. He grabs Heavy by the shoulder and turns him around, rears back for a punch, and Heavy Metal spits purple mist in his eyes! The Purple Haze! Robert falls to the floor, clawing at his face!
Magnus: Well, if the ref didn’t see it! Wait, I’m the ref. Am I supposed to reverse the decision or something? Oops, you’re not supposed to know that yet. I am not good at this job. Or that job.
Ryle is up holding his throat. Heavy kicks him in the gut and then lifts him overhead into the crucifix position. Heavy Metal then drops Ryle with the Motley Crue-cifix! He covers as Referee Magnus finally turns around. He slides into position. 1, 2, 3!
: Your winners of the match, The Borgs!
Evil and Heavy Metal Borg celebrate their tainted win as Mecha Gold-Bear IV re-enters the ring. He lands on Ryle’s leg and Ryle screams in pain. Mecha is unmoving. Robert stands up, still trying to wipe the purple out of his eyes and bumps into Mecha Gold-Bear IV, who is startled and rotates his upper half to see what that was, hitting Robert with a loud “CLANG” in the back of the head. He falls to the mat in a heap as blood start to trickle from where he was hit. “Am I Evil” plays over the loud speaker as the fans are on their feet cheering for the Borgs! (Except for that dork and his grandma.)
Magnus: And that does it for today’s show folks! I am surprised that we are almost breaking even with these tiny shows and the turn out of this crowd!
Supremacy
November 24, 2004
Seattle, Washington
The lights flicker on the Hell In A Cell over the ring, as it is slowly being set down around the ring.
*You're now tuned into the muh'fuckin greatest
Turn the music up in the headphones
Venom, you can go and brush your shoulder off ****
I got you, yeah
Xtreme-Tron the word "Venom" is shown small and growing bigger until it fills the Xtreme-Tron. As the verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the screen is completely black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp.
If you feelin like a pimp ****, go and brush your shoulders off
Ladies is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off
****z is crazy baby, don't forget that boy told you
Get, that, dirt off your shoulder
Venom pauses in front of the ring and brushes off his shoulder before running and sliding in the ring as the second verse hits. Venom then gets to his feet and jumps around in a circle in the center of the ring. As the Chorus hits again he pulls off the hood of his trench vest and runs to the top turnbuckle taunting out to the crowd. He then runs across the other side of the ring and repeats the routine. As the song becomes slow again Venom stands in his corner and takes off his vest as the song ends.*
Cole: Venom is stepping up into the big time tonight!
The sadistic strings of "Black" by Sevendust hits the XtremeTron. J.Ls face fades in on the XtremeTron, in black and white. Suddenly, his head begins spinning and bleeding into color, until it finally stops, his lips parting to let out a long laugh. His face shatters into shots of himself with the XHF World Heavyweight Championship, X*Crown Championship and other great victories and other moments of his career.
Voices call, they call out my name, my name, my name.
Well, they say I'm different. Well I'm not the same, same.
You say you want to, ah, be like me.
Well, boy let me tell ya, you don't know what I've seen.
They say a devil lives in my soul.
I promise not to let him take control.
I'm mindin' my own business.
I ain't doin' nothin' wrong.
The music and video stops, the arena falling into blackness. All of a sudden, a warp somewhat like Jericho's appears on the XtremeTron, swirling into a diamond, with then begins to crack and shatter. When it finally shatters, flames erupt on the stage, drawing your attention to J.L. who is now on the stage behind the flames, with his locks of hair down in front of his face, with the XHF Title hanging from his hand, with a tight grasp.
Shadows follow so close behind me.
I look in the mirror; I don't like what I see.
Oh, God, can't you help me get outta here, here?
I feel like I'm livin' deep in hell.
I'm mindin' my own business.
I ain't doin' nothin' wrong.
J.L. walks down to the ring and walks into the Hell In A Cell. He looks around the Cell, and then he climbs upon the apron, ducking under the ropes, and getting into the ring, raising his XHF World Title into the air, as he comes to the side of the ring, closing his eyes as the crowd boos him. He moves to the other side of the ring, holding the title high above his head with both hands. He then comes to the other side of the ring, making a cross over the title.
King: Cmon JL, I believe in you!
Cole: I see some brown on your nose.
XHF Championship Hell In A Cell Match
Venom vs. Jeremy Lewis
Venom and J.L stare at each other from opposite sides of the ring, as the referee holds the XHF Championship in the air. The bell sounds and two men walk up to each other in the center of the ring, with Venom nodding his head. Words are exchanged, and then J.L goes to send a fist, but Venom blocks it and sends one of his own. Venom forearms J.L into a corner, and continues to as he climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Venom begins to send a ten punch to the head of J.L, but before he delivers the tenth punch Venom looks around at the crowd and dusts the dirt off his shoulders, and finally sends his fist into the head of J.L for the tenth time. Venom climbs down the second turnbuckle and taunts for J.L to come towards him and J.L stumbles forward right into a spin kick from Venom. Venom makes the cover, but J.L gets a shoulder up. Venom mounds over J.L and begins to send more fists into the head of Jeremy Lewis, before lifting him up and pushing him to the ropes. Venom lifts his hand up, and drives it hard into the chest of Jeremy Lewis. Lewis holds his chest, but Venom separates the arms apart and drives another chop into it. Venom grabs the wrist of J.L and goes to whip it to the other side, but J.L reverses it. Venom bounces the ropes and leaps up going for a crossbody block, but J.L moves out of the way and Venom hits the mat hard. Venom begins to climb up to his feet, but J.L comes from behind and grabs Venom and slides him under the bottom rope causing him to hit the ring post shoulder first!
King: Ouch.
Venom falls out of the ring, as J.L stumbles back to the ropes. Venom begins using the ring steps to help himself up while holding his shoulder, and J.L runs towards Venom and sends a baseball slide causing Venom to smash against the side of the Cell! J.L gets out of the ring and goes after Venom, giving him stomps to the body and slaps him across the head. J.L begins to insult Venom, as he lifts him up, and then pushes him face first against the cell. Venom bounces off against the cell and lands against the side of the ring, as J.L grabs the waist of Venom and drives him harder into the side of the ring. Venom falls face first onto the padding holding his back, while J.L stands over him looking down. Jeremy looks around at the arena and shakes his head, and then kicks Venom square in the back of the head. Jeremy Lewis picks Venom up and rolls him into the ring, and then climbs up to the apron. J.L walks over to the turnbuckle, and climbs all the way to the top. Venom pushes himself to his feet and turns to J.L, and Lewis flies off the top rope and delivers a flying clothesline to Venom. J.L quickly gets the cover on Venom, but Venom kicks out before the count of three. J.L sits Venom and delivers fists to the face, before he lifts him up to his feet. J.L picks up Venom and places him on his shoulders, and walks into the center of the ring. J.L pushes Venoms body and goes for the Maximum Effect, but Venom lands on his feet. J.L goes for a clothesline on Venom but Venom ducks, and once J.L bounces off the ropes Venom knocks him down with a spinning wheel kick! J.L bounces right back to his feet so Venom dropkicks J.L into the corner. Venom then runs and clotheslines J.L in the corner, before turning the opposite way and pulling him down face first into the mat with a bulldog. Venom makes the cover, but J.L kicks out before the count of three. Venom gets up and grabs the wrist of J.L and goes to toss him into the ropes, but J.L stops and pulls Venom towards himself and back body drops him over the ropes, but Venom grabs the top rope and floats over onto the apron. Venom drives a shoulder thrust into the stomach of J.L, sending him down to his knees holding his stomach, and then grabs the top rope and springboards over it and delivers a leg drop into the back of the neck of J.L! Venom turns J.L to his back and hooks the leg, 1-2-J.L kicks out!
King: Yes! JL is still in this thing!
Venom pounds his fist against the mat, as he climbs up to his feet and brings Jeremy Lewis to his feet. He grabs J.L in a suplex position and lifts him up, placing him on the top turnbuckle. Venom climbs up the turnbuckle facing J.L, and then he looks around at the crowd and shouts at them, getting mixed reactions. Venom applies the suplex again going for a Superplex, but J.L begins punching Venom in the ribs, forcing him to release the hold. J.L sends a right hand into the face of Venom, and then grabs his tights and hair and then throws him over the ropes and face first into the Steel Cell! Venom falls and hits the padding hard, as a lard thump is heard, and J.L climbs all the way up to the top turnbuckle. J.L spits down at Venom, and then leaps off and drives a double stomp into the stomach of Venom! Venom rolls around the outside of the ring holding his stomach, as J.L walks behind him laughing. J.L just shoves him with his foot, and then he grabs Venom and lifts him up to his feet. He grabs him by his tights and hair once again, and then runs to the other side of the Cell and throws him straight into it! Venom bounces back and J.L grabs him a full nelson, and then lifts him over his head with a release Dragon Suplex!
Cole: That makes my neck hurt!
J.L cockily walks over to a fallen Venom, and lifts him up and pushes his face against the cell, and begins scraping his face against the mesh! Venom gets cut in his forehead, as blood begins pouring down from it. J.L finally lets go of venom as he falls to his back. J.L steps on the throat over Venom and begins to choke him, as Venom struggles to get out. J.L finally lets go and lifts Venom up and rolls him into the ring. J.L slides after him and makes the cover, but Venom is able to kick out before the count of three! J.L is almost irate by this, but is able to keep his cool as he climbs up to his feet. Jeremy Lewis taunts for Venom to get up to his feet, as the bloody Venom slowly pushes himself up, the blood dripping down from his forehead to the mat. Venom gets up to his feet and turns to J.L, and J.L kicks him in the stomach and brings him up to his shoulders. J.L walks into the center of the ring and drives him down into the mat with the Maximum Effect! J.L quickly makes the cover; 1-2-Venom gets a shoulder up! J.L and the crowd are shocked that Venom was able to kick out, so J.L walks over to the legs of Venom and spreads them apart, and begins to execute the Crisis Of Faith! Venom screams in pain, as J.L pulls back applying more pressure on the back of Venom. Venom drives his fingers into the mat, and begins to drag himself to the ropes. After moments of brief struggle, Venom grabs the bottom rope! J.L doesnt let go of the submission, as Venom slowly grabs the second rope and pulls himself up, as J.L finally lets go of the move. Venom uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet, and turns over to J.L. Lewis runs towards Venom going to attack him, but Venom ducks down and pulls the top rope down, sending J.L to the outside crashing into the cell! Venom pulls himself up to his feet, to see J.L on the outside climbing up to his feet. Venom slowly jogs over to the ropes on the other side of the ring, and as he approaches the ropes on the other side of the ring he lifts up and spins in the air, and knocks J.L down with a twisting body splash, with both men crashing into the side of the cell!
Cole: That Venom is so athletic.
Both Venom and J.L lie against the side of the cell, until Venom grabs the side of the cell and helps himself up to his feet. Venom climbs up and goes to pick J.L, but J.L gives him a low blow. Venom falls backwards holding his injured area, as J.L crawls under the ring and grabs a steel chair. Venom begins to crawl over to the ring steps and helps himself up, as J.L waits for him to turn around. Venom does and J.L swings the chair but Venom ducks and when J.L turns around Venom drives his foot into the chair with a straight kick, with it bouncing off the face of Jeremy Lewis! Lewis falls down to the mat and blood begins gushing out of his head, Venom pushes himself up to his feet and grabs J.L, and slides him into the ring. Venom slowly follows after him and places his arm over the chest of J.L as the referee makes the count, 1-2-J.L gets a shoulder up!
Cole: So close.
Both men lay on the mat motionless, as the crowd is on their feet waiting to see what happens next. Both men slowly push themselves up, with Venom getting to his feet first. He jogs towards the ropes and springboards off the second and flips over, and catches J.L and hits Grande Finale V2! Venom makes the cover; 1-2-Jeremy Lewis kicks out once again! Venom sits up wondering what to do, as he climbs up to his feet. Venom walks over to the ropes and goes onto the apron, and turns his attention to J.L. Venom uses all of his strength to jump up to the top rope and then he goes for a springboard Shooting Star Press, but at the last second J.L moves out of the way! Venom crashes against the mat hard, as J.L rolls to his stomach and pushes himself up. Venom begins to climb up to his feet holding his stomach, and J.L comes from behind and hits the Sharp Edge! Jeremy makes the cover, 1-2-Venom kicks out! Jeremy Lewis is irate at Venom kicking out, he goes out of the ring and grabs the chair and slides it into the ring. He follows after it, and grabs the chair and drives it into the body of Venom. J.L sadistically looks at Venom as he throws the chair down to the center of the ring, and then grabs Venom by the head. Jeremy Lewis places Venom between his legs, and signals for the Baptism by doing a blessing. Jeremy lifts Venom up for the Baptism, but Venom pushes himself forward and gets a sunset flip! The referee starts the count, but when he gets to two Venom lifts himself up still holding Jeremy Lewis and steps both his feet in front of arms and walks over to the chair, and drives him down hard with the Casualty To Society! Venom rolls over in the sunset position as the referee makes the count, 123!
Winner and NEW XHF Champion: Venom
King: Noooo!
Cole: Venom has done it! Venom is the champ! And hes a double champ to boot!
King: I dont believe this!
Cole: We have witnessed a changing of the guard here tonight!
Venom pushes Jeremy Lewis off and then falls to his back. The blood drips down his face as the referee is handed the XHF Championship, and places it on the chest of Venom. Venom hugs the title, as the referee gives him his Tag Team Championship. Fellow Young Guns members Charlie Velez and James Mueller run down the ring with their titles, as they open the door to the Cell. Venom is up to his feet holding both Championships in the air, screaming at the crowd that his time has finally come. The Young Guns celebrate in the ring, as Venom climbs up to the nearest turnbuckle holding both championships in the air. Venom rests both championships on both his shoulders, and points out to the crowd. He leaves the ring and out the cell as his music hits the P.A. Velez and Mueller both come out with their championships and congratulate Venom at the top of the ramp. All three of them raise two titles into the air and celebrate their victories here tonight as the crowd cheers them on. They then leave through the curtain.
Cole: The Young Guns are on top of the XHF tonight King. They are running the place.
King: I am really not liking this.
Cole: Well folks, I guess thats the end of the show for us!
King: And what an end it was.
He’s dead, you say? Ok, sit tight, we’ll send a couple units to pick you up. Thank you.
A person hangs up the pay phone, somehow intercepting Venom’s phone call… It doesn’t have to make sense, this whole things fake anyways.
Mongo…. We got them.
Present Day
Somewhere in America
He’s dead, you say? Ok, sit tight, we’ll send a couple units to pick you up. Thank you.
A person hangs up the pay phone, somehow intercepting Venom’s phone call… It doesn’t have to make sense, this whole things fake anyways.
Mongo…. We got them.
End