Gun Show S.2Ep.11
Oct 2, 2020 21:03:33 GMT -5
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Post by Venom đź•· on Oct 2, 2020 21:03:33 GMT -5
We open up at the front desk of Venom's gym, where Magnus is standing with BEEEEEEF. He finishes checking in a guest and then looks at the camera.
: Ladies and gentlemen of the viewing audience, I would like to let you know that I am saddened by the GUNS loss of the X*Crown title. And I am... well, frankly, scared of the wrath of Rob Arnold. So, tonight, I will be putting him in the Totally Created to Appease Rob Arnold X*Crown GUNS Contender Battle Royal! Tonight! He will face off with other legends of the Gun Show, including guys like Ken The Box and Marty Jannetty and whoever else I can find lying around.
BEEEEEEF taps him on the shoulder.
: Sorry bud, not you, I don't want there to be a slight chance that Rob won't win.
BEEEEEEF is sad.
: Now onto tonight's action!
In the ring a table is set up. On each side of the table sits Dreadvan and Goldbear II. In front of them on the table are four large lumps covered by a table cloth.
Magnus: These two have faced off in an eating contest once before and today they will face off again, this time in a cactus eating contest! Last time Dreadvan won on a technicality and tonight Goldbear II wants revenge.
The ref pulls the table cloth off revealing four pieces of cactus. The ref quickly explains to the competitors that the first two eat two wins.
The ref rings the bell and the behemoth Dreadvan begins to pull the pins from the first piece of cactus. Across the table from Dread Goldbear II stands up and lets out a mighty roar towards Dreadvan. Dreadvan is not dissuaded by Goldbear II as he finishes pulling the pins out of his pieces of cactus. He pulls out a napkin from his pocket. Wrapped up in it is a fork and knife. He places the napkin in his shirt and begins to cut the cactus up.
Magnus: Goldbear II doesn’t seem to understand the rules and is still clearly upset about losing to Dreadvan before.
Dreadvan cuts a piece off of the cactus and takes a bite. Goldbear II in response reaches down and grabs the first full piece of cactus and tosses it in his mouth. The pins have not been removed though and Goldbear II screams out in pain. He drops to the ground and grabs for his mouth pulling out the pieces of the cactus. Meanwhile Dreadvan has finished the first piece and moves on to the second.
Magnus: Oh man, Goldbear II didn’t understand what the cactus was. This could be bad for our champion.
Dreadvan is down to his last bite as Goldbear has now rolled to the outside and is dry heaving trying to get the cactus out of his mouth. Dreadvan lifts the final bite high and then places it in his mouth. The ref watches intently as he chews and then opens his mouth showing he has finished and the ref calls for the bell.
Winner and NEW Bear Necessities Champion: Dreadvan!
Goldbear II walks over to the announcers table and roars into the face of Magnus. Magnus shivers but seems to understand and stands up with a mic.
Magnus: It has come to my attention that Dreadvan is not in fact a bear. Therefore he is disqualified from winning the title. The winner of this match is Goldbear II.
Winner and NEW Bear Necessities Champion: Goldbear II
Dreadvan gets up and grabs the ref by the collar and begins yelling in his face.
Magnus: Uh, let’s cut to something else, quick.
Guard: Mr. Venom, it’s time for you do go out into the yard.
Venom sits up from his bed. His face looks weathered and his hair is sticking out in every direction. He lets out a deep sigh before standing up. The guard escorts him out to the yard. Venom shields his face from the sun, the brightness is a stark contrast to his room. He glances around at the busy open space and takes a step forward as the guard disappears back inside.
Deebo: What you got on my 40 fool.
Venom looks startled and turns to his right and there stands Deebo the scourge of D-Block staring down at him.
Venom: We’ve been over this, you can’t get 40’s in here.
Deebo: Don’t lie to me boy. I know you rich. You can get whatever you want.
Venom: I may be well off but that doesn’t mean I can get you a 40. Now if you will I don’t get much yard time.
Deebo puts his hand out in front of Venom and stops him from stepping further into the yard. Venom turns back to Deebo, clearly trying not to escalate the problem.
Venom: I know what you think I am, but I just can’t do it man. I’d love nothing more than to get you a 40 so you can “get yo drank on” but it’s just not going to happen.
Deebo: That’s not how Deebo talk. Are you making fun of Deebo?
Venom: I should say no, but yes, yes I am.
Deebo swings wildly at Venom but Venom ducks and side steps. Deebo comes around and again swings and again Venom ducks and side steps. Deebo moves to grab Venom but he quickly slides and moves behind Deebo.
Magnus: Venom clearly hasn’t lost a step in jail.
Deebo swings around with his elbow trying to land a back elbow but Venom ducks and slides between the legs of Deebo. Deebo quickly turns back around to see Venom running away from him and gives chase. Crowds of fellow inmates part like the Red Sea as Venom runs with Deebo chasing after him. Venom reaches a wall and runs up the wall and pushes off turning in mid air and nails the charging Deebo with a forearm.
Magnus: That was V-Nominal!
Deebo is staggered but the big man doesn’t go down. Venom begins to run again and Deebo again chases. Venom reaches the wright bench and slows down. Deebo catches up and nearly catches his prey when Venom leaps over the weight bench and Deebo goes crashing over it. Venom turns to his fallen enemy and surveys the scene. He quickly picks up a weight plate and places it in the chest of Deebo. He follows with another and another making it to where Deebo cannot get free. Guards swarm in to get the plates off of Deebo and the guard from earlier grabs Venom and escorts him back.
Winner via guard stoppage: Venom
Magnus: Even in the big house Venom goes over. That bastard refuses to lose.
Magnus: Welcome back. Goldbear II and Dreadvan have left the ring area and now the Borgs team of Mecha Goldbear and Heavy Metal Borg are in the ring ready for their match.
Mecha stands on the ring apron with Evil in the ring reach for their match. On the outside Evil walks around ready to watch his partners get yet another win when Motörhead’s “The Game” begins to play and Kris “Triple” Quake and Randy “The Serpent” Angel walk out into the entrance way. Evil is immediately upset and walks over to the announcers table screaming at Magnus. We can’t make out what he’s saying but he says something about only facing nobodies. Meanwhile Quake and Randy have made it to the ring. The two pose and then high five before moving to their corner and waiting for the bell.
The ref calls for the bell and both members of Off the Wagon quickly run and baseball slide the legs off Mecha knocking the robot bear off of the ring apron. Heavy looks confused as Evil continues to berate Magnus. Randy slides out of the ring leaving Heavy with Quake. Heavy swings but Quake ducks, grabs Heavy by the neck and pulls him down over his back with a back breaker. Heavy is reeling from the quick move and staggers around. He turns right into Quake who kicks him in the stomach and nails him with a pedigree. Quake makes the cover and like that it’s over.
Winner: Off the Wagon
Quake slides out of the ring and joins his partner and the two celebrate.
Backstage, at the check in counter, Evil Borg storms toward Magnus and BEEEEEEF! BEEEEEEF steps between them and Evil Borg stops a safe distance away, but peers around the massive man to point at Magnus.
: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
: What is happening now?
: That tag team! We were supposed to fight the Street Fighters, Eagle and Creature! But no, instead we got those Natural Selection yahoos?
: Well, they showed up wanting a fight and your guys were the same guys I've been kicking out of our dumpster for the past week and a half. I thought you wanted real competition.
: Real compe-- how dare you sir! We scoure the multiverse for our opponents! We have a carefully laid out plan to bring about... THE AFTERWARD... and you have thrown a great big monkey wrench in it! Well... how do you propose to fix it!?
: I don't even know what you're saying half the time. So why don't you tell me.
: Well... I heard there's a battle royal tonight... perhaps you could stick me in their?
: Sure.
BEEEEEF turns to look at Magnus with a scowl.
: What? Him? Not a chance. It's fine. Yeah Evil, have at it buddy!
: You will rue this day! But not that decision! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Back at the gym, we see the ring already full of jobbers. Ken the Box. Marty Jannetty. Two hobos with face paint, assumedly Eagle and Creature who were supposed to face the Borgs earlier if you're paying attention to the segments. Oh yeah, and Matt Cardona.
Magnus: Welcome everyone to the main event! The Totally Created to Appease Rob Arnold X*Crown GUNS Contender Battle Royal! We have most participants already in the ring. Now for the last two entrants...
"Am I Evil" by Metallica hits the speakers and the stage fills with mist. Strobe lights go on all throughout the arena. Mecha Gold-Bear IV emerges from the mist with Evil-Borg riding on his back. Heavy Metal-Borg come out next to them, air guitaring to the music. Mecha Gold-bear IV marches ominously toward the ring as Evil Borg cackles with evil laughter of evilness. Heavy Metal throws up the devil horns. Mecha Gold-bear IV reaches ringside and turns to let Evil step off of his back and onto the apron. Evil stands in a corner and shakes his fist, to a chorus of cheers, except for that nerd and his granny in the front row, who still boo as loud as they can, but it's totally drowned out.
Magnus: And next, the man you've been waiting for! I haven't seen him all day, but I don't want him to hurt me, so that's okay. Get ready folks...
The lights dim down as the echoing intro to "St Patrick" by PVRIS begins to fill the arena and a single spotlight hits the entrance.
"You give me something to talk about (something to talk about), HEY."
The song bursts into life, and Rob Arnold... is nowhere to be seen. After a few seconds, the music fades out.
Magnus: Did he not get the memo? Actually... is he even here? Oh, this is not good. The match is already sanctioned, I can't go back on it now. Maybe if I can keep the bell fro--
The bell rings and the match is under way!
Magnus: DAMN!
Evil Borg charges at Marty Jannetty and hits a clothesline. Matt Cardona ties up with Eagle, Eagle coughs on Matt and he backs away covering his face. He gags. Creature grabs the arm of Ken the Box and pulls the cardboard armor off! He then lays down and uses the cardboard as a pillow. A sad commentary on the homeless problem facing our country. But KTB doesn't care, he wants his arm back and kicks Creature in the back. Evil Borg throws Jannetty to the ropes and then goes for a back body drop, but Jannetty leap frogs over! He bounces off the ropes and comes back with a dropkick to Evil! Jannetty is fired up! His nose is bleeding! His eyes are red! He shakes his fists in the air to get the crowd behind him! Evil stands up to get a punch in the face! Evil staggers back and Jannetty takes a step forward, then bends over and puts his hands on his knees. He's breathing heavy and blood is leaking out of his nose.
Magnus: Marty has used up all his stamina already! So much for that Cinderella story!
Evil runs into Marty and hits a single arm DDT! He gets up and bumps into Matt Cardona! Matt rears back for a punch and Evil Borg slaps him! Matt snaps back and flips over the top rope to the floor!
Eliminated: Matt Cardona
Magnus: Gone as quick as he arrived. We will not be offering him a contract.
Ken and Creature are still arguing, playing tug of war with the cardboard box. Eagle stumbles over to them both and starts screaming about how the government is killing us with 5g. How do homeless people even have phones? Anyway, he wants the box too! It's a three way fight for the boxes. Evil comes up from behind Ken and shoulder blocks him forward into the two homeless men and shoves all three into the ropes. Evil lifts Ken, thus pushing all three men over the top rope!
Eliminated: Ken the Box and two homeless guys
Magnus: Wow! That would be impressive if those were actual wrestlers! C'mon Rob, come out any minute. Before this match is over. Please!?
Evil celebrates and turns to see Marty Jannetty is back on his feet! A bloody mess and brandishing a knife!
: I'll cut you man! I've done less for coke! Don't make me hide your body!
: This is for a shot at the X*Crown you idiot, not soda.
: Soda?
Suddenly, Marty is hit in the back with a giant flying robot fist! Mecha Gold-bear IV shot his fist into the ring to save his master from death! Marty drops the knife and Evil grabs Marty's falling body and hits a Death Valley Driver! Evil then bounces off the ropes and drops a fist onto Marty's head, delivering the Iron Fist! Marty gets up groggy using the ropes for help and Evil clotheslines him over the top! DING DING DING!
Eliminated: Marty Jannetty!
Magnus: Damnit Rob! Where were you!!!
: Your winner of the match, unfortunatey, Evil Borg!
"Am I Evil" by Metallica plays again as the fans are celebrating! Except that damn granny and her nerd boy. Evil poses to the crowd. Heavy Metal Borg and Mecha Gold-Bear IV enter the ring and Mecha lifts Evil onto his shoulders as he continues to celebrate. Confetti falls from the ceiling.
Magnus: No no, stop the confetti! That was for Rob! Damnit! Ugh, good night everybody. What did I do...
As Magnus' trails off the dozens in attendance begin to chant "Dylan Black" over and over again. Magnus looks around confused.
: Oh, you guys thought that was serious? Dylan Black isn't coming here. He's banned from GUNS. He is not allowed here and he's never getting this ECF Championship back. Now go home, shows over.
Magnus starts waving his arms frantically at the crowd to leave when tapping comes on over the speaker system.
Dylan: Is this thing on? Yes, I am banned from these walls, but I have my ways around anything if I really want.
Dylan has appeared on the entrance way and walks to the ring while he's talking. Magnus is in the ring looking shocked. He shakes his head as Dylan slides into the ring.
Dylan: Now, I really don't care about that title, but since it belongs to me right now I want it back.
Dylan grabs the ECF Championship off of Magnus' shoulder and turns and walks away. Magnus is so shocked he does nothing and Dylan slides out of the ring. Dylan turns around and smirks at Magnus and Dylan raises the title over his head the lights go out, and all we hear is a voice, jumbled, mixed, each syllable different than the other.
The lights cut back on and Dylan Black is bend over holding his nuts, he then starts to rise, on the shoulders of someone dressed in all black, with a black hoodie and the Guy Fawks mask, painted to look like Annie's mask.
OLD RAGNAROK (One Winged Angel)!
The figure then places Dylan's title across his chest and the screen goes to black once more.
: Ladies and gentlemen of the viewing audience, I would like to let you know that I am saddened by the GUNS loss of the X*Crown title. And I am... well, frankly, scared of the wrath of Rob Arnold. So, tonight, I will be putting him in the Totally Created to Appease Rob Arnold X*Crown GUNS Contender Battle Royal! Tonight! He will face off with other legends of the Gun Show, including guys like Ken The Box and Marty Jannetty and whoever else I can find lying around.
BEEEEEEF taps him on the shoulder.
: Sorry bud, not you, I don't want there to be a slight chance that Rob won't win.
BEEEEEEF is sad.
: Now onto tonight's action!
In the ring a table is set up. On each side of the table sits Dreadvan and Goldbear II. In front of them on the table are four large lumps covered by a table cloth.
Magnus: These two have faced off in an eating contest once before and today they will face off again, this time in a cactus eating contest! Last time Dreadvan won on a technicality and tonight Goldbear II wants revenge.
The ref pulls the table cloth off revealing four pieces of cactus. The ref quickly explains to the competitors that the first two eat two wins.
Bear Necessities Championship
Cactus Eating Contest
Goldbear II vs Dreadvan
Cactus Eating Contest
Goldbear II vs Dreadvan
The ref rings the bell and the behemoth Dreadvan begins to pull the pins from the first piece of cactus. Across the table from Dread Goldbear II stands up and lets out a mighty roar towards Dreadvan. Dreadvan is not dissuaded by Goldbear II as he finishes pulling the pins out of his pieces of cactus. He pulls out a napkin from his pocket. Wrapped up in it is a fork and knife. He places the napkin in his shirt and begins to cut the cactus up.
Magnus: Goldbear II doesn’t seem to understand the rules and is still clearly upset about losing to Dreadvan before.
Dreadvan cuts a piece off of the cactus and takes a bite. Goldbear II in response reaches down and grabs the first full piece of cactus and tosses it in his mouth. The pins have not been removed though and Goldbear II screams out in pain. He drops to the ground and grabs for his mouth pulling out the pieces of the cactus. Meanwhile Dreadvan has finished the first piece and moves on to the second.
Magnus: Oh man, Goldbear II didn’t understand what the cactus was. This could be bad for our champion.
Dreadvan is down to his last bite as Goldbear has now rolled to the outside and is dry heaving trying to get the cactus out of his mouth. Dreadvan lifts the final bite high and then places it in his mouth. The ref watches intently as he chews and then opens his mouth showing he has finished and the ref calls for the bell.
Winner and NEW Bear Necessities Champion: Dreadvan!
Goldbear II walks over to the announcers table and roars into the face of Magnus. Magnus shivers but seems to understand and stands up with a mic.
Magnus: It has come to my attention that Dreadvan is not in fact a bear. Therefore he is disqualified from winning the title. The winner of this match is Goldbear II.
Winner and NEW Bear Necessities Champion: Goldbear II
Dreadvan gets up and grabs the ref by the collar and begins yelling in his face.
Magnus: Uh, let’s cut to something else, quick.
Guard: Mr. Venom, it’s time for you do go out into the yard.
Venom sits up from his bed. His face looks weathered and his hair is sticking out in every direction. He lets out a deep sigh before standing up. The guard escorts him out to the yard. Venom shields his face from the sun, the brightness is a stark contrast to his room. He glances around at the busy open space and takes a step forward as the guard disappears back inside.
Deebo: What you got on my 40 fool.
Venom looks startled and turns to his right and there stands Deebo the scourge of D-Block staring down at him.
Venom: We’ve been over this, you can’t get 40’s in here.
Deebo: Don’t lie to me boy. I know you rich. You can get whatever you want.
Venom: I may be well off but that doesn’t mean I can get you a 40. Now if you will I don’t get much yard time.
Deebo puts his hand out in front of Venom and stops him from stepping further into the yard. Venom turns back to Deebo, clearly trying not to escalate the problem.
Venom: I know what you think I am, but I just can’t do it man. I’d love nothing more than to get you a 40 so you can “get yo drank on” but it’s just not going to happen.
Deebo: That’s not how Deebo talk. Are you making fun of Deebo?
Venom: I should say no, but yes, yes I am.
Venom vs Deebo from D-Block
Deebo swings wildly at Venom but Venom ducks and side steps. Deebo comes around and again swings and again Venom ducks and side steps. Deebo moves to grab Venom but he quickly slides and moves behind Deebo.
Magnus: Venom clearly hasn’t lost a step in jail.
Deebo swings around with his elbow trying to land a back elbow but Venom ducks and slides between the legs of Deebo. Deebo quickly turns back around to see Venom running away from him and gives chase. Crowds of fellow inmates part like the Red Sea as Venom runs with Deebo chasing after him. Venom reaches a wall and runs up the wall and pushes off turning in mid air and nails the charging Deebo with a forearm.
Magnus: That was V-Nominal!
Deebo is staggered but the big man doesn’t go down. Venom begins to run again and Deebo again chases. Venom reaches the wright bench and slows down. Deebo catches up and nearly catches his prey when Venom leaps over the weight bench and Deebo goes crashing over it. Venom turns to his fallen enemy and surveys the scene. He quickly picks up a weight plate and places it in the chest of Deebo. He follows with another and another making it to where Deebo cannot get free. Guards swarm in to get the plates off of Deebo and the guard from earlier grabs Venom and escorts him back.
Winner via guard stoppage: Venom
Magnus: Even in the big house Venom goes over. That bastard refuses to lose.
Magnus: Welcome back. Goldbear II and Dreadvan have left the ring area and now the Borgs team of Mecha Goldbear and Heavy Metal Borg are in the ring ready for their match.
Mecha stands on the ring apron with Evil in the ring reach for their match. On the outside Evil walks around ready to watch his partners get yet another win when Motörhead’s “The Game” begins to play and Kris “Triple” Quake and Randy “The Serpent” Angel walk out into the entrance way. Evil is immediately upset and walks over to the announcers table screaming at Magnus. We can’t make out what he’s saying but he says something about only facing nobodies. Meanwhile Quake and Randy have made it to the ring. The two pose and then high five before moving to their corner and waiting for the bell.
The Borgs vs Off the Wagon
The ref calls for the bell and both members of Off the Wagon quickly run and baseball slide the legs off Mecha knocking the robot bear off of the ring apron. Heavy looks confused as Evil continues to berate Magnus. Randy slides out of the ring leaving Heavy with Quake. Heavy swings but Quake ducks, grabs Heavy by the neck and pulls him down over his back with a back breaker. Heavy is reeling from the quick move and staggers around. He turns right into Quake who kicks him in the stomach and nails him with a pedigree. Quake makes the cover and like that it’s over.
Winner: Off the Wagon
Quake slides out of the ring and joins his partner and the two celebrate.
Backstage, at the check in counter, Evil Borg storms toward Magnus and BEEEEEEF! BEEEEEEF steps between them and Evil Borg stops a safe distance away, but peers around the massive man to point at Magnus.
: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
: What is happening now?
: That tag team! We were supposed to fight the Street Fighters, Eagle and Creature! But no, instead we got those Natural Selection yahoos?
: Well, they showed up wanting a fight and your guys were the same guys I've been kicking out of our dumpster for the past week and a half. I thought you wanted real competition.
: Real compe-- how dare you sir! We scoure the multiverse for our opponents! We have a carefully laid out plan to bring about... THE AFTERWARD... and you have thrown a great big monkey wrench in it! Well... how do you propose to fix it!?
: I don't even know what you're saying half the time. So why don't you tell me.
: Well... I heard there's a battle royal tonight... perhaps you could stick me in their?
: Sure.
BEEEEEF turns to look at Magnus with a scowl.
: What? Him? Not a chance. It's fine. Yeah Evil, have at it buddy!
: You will rue this day! But not that decision! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Back at the gym, we see the ring already full of jobbers. Ken the Box. Marty Jannetty. Two hobos with face paint, assumedly Eagle and Creature who were supposed to face the Borgs earlier if you're paying attention to the segments. Oh yeah, and Matt Cardona.
Magnus: Welcome everyone to the main event! The Totally Created to Appease Rob Arnold X*Crown GUNS Contender Battle Royal! We have most participants already in the ring. Now for the last two entrants...
"Am I Evil" by Metallica hits the speakers and the stage fills with mist. Strobe lights go on all throughout the arena. Mecha Gold-Bear IV emerges from the mist with Evil-Borg riding on his back. Heavy Metal-Borg come out next to them, air guitaring to the music. Mecha Gold-bear IV marches ominously toward the ring as Evil Borg cackles with evil laughter of evilness. Heavy Metal throws up the devil horns. Mecha Gold-bear IV reaches ringside and turns to let Evil step off of his back and onto the apron. Evil stands in a corner and shakes his fist, to a chorus of cheers, except for that nerd and his granny in the front row, who still boo as loud as they can, but it's totally drowned out.
Magnus: And next, the man you've been waiting for! I haven't seen him all day, but I don't want him to hurt me, so that's okay. Get ready folks...
The lights dim down as the echoing intro to "St Patrick" by PVRIS begins to fill the arena and a single spotlight hits the entrance.
"You give me something to talk about (something to talk about), HEY."
The song bursts into life, and Rob Arnold... is nowhere to be seen. After a few seconds, the music fades out.
Magnus: Did he not get the memo? Actually... is he even here? Oh, this is not good. The match is already sanctioned, I can't go back on it now. Maybe if I can keep the bell fro--
The bell rings and the match is under way!
Magnus: DAMN!
Evil Borg charges at Marty Jannetty and hits a clothesline. Matt Cardona ties up with Eagle, Eagle coughs on Matt and he backs away covering his face. He gags. Creature grabs the arm of Ken the Box and pulls the cardboard armor off! He then lays down and uses the cardboard as a pillow. A sad commentary on the homeless problem facing our country. But KTB doesn't care, he wants his arm back and kicks Creature in the back. Evil Borg throws Jannetty to the ropes and then goes for a back body drop, but Jannetty leap frogs over! He bounces off the ropes and comes back with a dropkick to Evil! Jannetty is fired up! His nose is bleeding! His eyes are red! He shakes his fists in the air to get the crowd behind him! Evil stands up to get a punch in the face! Evil staggers back and Jannetty takes a step forward, then bends over and puts his hands on his knees. He's breathing heavy and blood is leaking out of his nose.
Magnus: Marty has used up all his stamina already! So much for that Cinderella story!
Evil runs into Marty and hits a single arm DDT! He gets up and bumps into Matt Cardona! Matt rears back for a punch and Evil Borg slaps him! Matt snaps back and flips over the top rope to the floor!
Eliminated: Matt Cardona
Magnus: Gone as quick as he arrived. We will not be offering him a contract.
Ken and Creature are still arguing, playing tug of war with the cardboard box. Eagle stumbles over to them both and starts screaming about how the government is killing us with 5g. How do homeless people even have phones? Anyway, he wants the box too! It's a three way fight for the boxes. Evil comes up from behind Ken and shoulder blocks him forward into the two homeless men and shoves all three into the ropes. Evil lifts Ken, thus pushing all three men over the top rope!
Eliminated: Ken the Box and two homeless guys
Magnus: Wow! That would be impressive if those were actual wrestlers! C'mon Rob, come out any minute. Before this match is over. Please!?
Evil celebrates and turns to see Marty Jannetty is back on his feet! A bloody mess and brandishing a knife!
: I'll cut you man! I've done less for coke! Don't make me hide your body!
: This is for a shot at the X*Crown you idiot, not soda.
: Soda?
Suddenly, Marty is hit in the back with a giant flying robot fist! Mecha Gold-bear IV shot his fist into the ring to save his master from death! Marty drops the knife and Evil grabs Marty's falling body and hits a Death Valley Driver! Evil then bounces off the ropes and drops a fist onto Marty's head, delivering the Iron Fist! Marty gets up groggy using the ropes for help and Evil clotheslines him over the top! DING DING DING!
Eliminated: Marty Jannetty!
Magnus: Damnit Rob! Where were you!!!
: Your winner of the match, unfortunatey, Evil Borg!
"Am I Evil" by Metallica plays again as the fans are celebrating! Except that damn granny and her nerd boy. Evil poses to the crowd. Heavy Metal Borg and Mecha Gold-Bear IV enter the ring and Mecha lifts Evil onto his shoulders as he continues to celebrate. Confetti falls from the ceiling.
Magnus: No no, stop the confetti! That was for Rob! Damnit! Ugh, good night everybody. What did I do...
As Magnus' trails off the dozens in attendance begin to chant "Dylan Black" over and over again. Magnus looks around confused.
: Oh, you guys thought that was serious? Dylan Black isn't coming here. He's banned from GUNS. He is not allowed here and he's never getting this ECF Championship back. Now go home, shows over.
Magnus starts waving his arms frantically at the crowd to leave when tapping comes on over the speaker system.
Dylan: Is this thing on? Yes, I am banned from these walls, but I have my ways around anything if I really want.
Dylan has appeared on the entrance way and walks to the ring while he's talking. Magnus is in the ring looking shocked. He shakes his head as Dylan slides into the ring.
Dylan: Now, I really don't care about that title, but since it belongs to me right now I want it back.
Dylan grabs the ECF Championship off of Magnus' shoulder and turns and walks away. Magnus is so shocked he does nothing and Dylan slides out of the ring. Dylan turns around and smirks at Magnus and Dylan raises the title over his head the lights go out, and all we hear is a voice, jumbled, mixed, each syllable different than the other.
"Messiah"
A pause
"The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible....you're not actually a Viper so no, that can't be it."
"A leader or savior of a particular group or cause."
"Messiah of Mayhem, so you fancy yourself the leader or savior of those who follow mayhem, do ya son?"
"You use the name Messiah in vain, there is only one Messiah in the XHF (An echo in the background "Fuck Mongo")"
"And you are not him for he is the Messiah of Hardcore."
"So for this Dylan Black."
"You pay the price for your sins."
A pause
"The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible....you're not actually a Viper so no, that can't be it."
"A leader or savior of a particular group or cause."
"Messiah of Mayhem, so you fancy yourself the leader or savior of those who follow mayhem, do ya son?"
"You use the name Messiah in vain, there is only one Messiah in the XHF (An echo in the background "Fuck Mongo")"
"And you are not him for he is the Messiah of Hardcore."
"So for this Dylan Black."
"You pay the price for your sins."
The lights cut back on and Dylan Black is bend over holding his nuts, he then starts to rise, on the shoulders of someone dressed in all black, with a black hoodie and the Guy Fawks mask, painted to look like Annie's mask.
OLD RAGNAROK (One Winged Angel)!
The figure then places Dylan's title across his chest and the screen goes to black once more.
"I have spoken."