Post by Savior X on Nov 11, 2009 22:07:11 GMT -5
( Angel is in a room, not a room unlike any other, just a room I don't feel like describing at this point and time... And uh, he's wearing clothes, yes, clothes are essential. Anyway, he's there and he's looking all broody because thats what he does best, like a cuddly emo doll or something with sexy black hair. Anyway he lifts a microphone with both conviction and this I wanna bone you like attitude, almost like a Jonas brother but not with all the gayness of Disney. He brings the mic up to his lips, he pouts and smirks all at the same time, then, like god speaking to Moses through a burning bush, he opens his mouth and unleashes that voice which makes pre teen girls mess in their panties as well as mature young adult boys shit their selves. )
Angel: I win?[/b]
( OH MY GOD! WHAT A PROMO! YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING! YOU TOTALLY FELL FOR IT YOU {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore}! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU LOSE SUCKA! YOU LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!! wait... does he even have a match this week? Oh well. Whatever. Angel then walks away and goes and grabs a beer or something with his peeps, maybe signs a few autographs, maybe owns a pool game or two, home boy is a total pool shark, then he goes home or something and nails his wife like a red headed step child, a sexy red headed step child with giant tits and a great ass that you could just... and then... and totally... you get the idea. Oh wait, gotta find a song to end this shin dig on... hmmm... let me see... I GOT IT! )
Angel: I win?[/b]
( OH MY GOD! WHAT A PROMO! YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING! YOU TOTALLY FELL FOR IT YOU {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore}! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU LOSE SUCKA! YOU LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!! wait... does he even have a match this week? Oh well. Whatever. Angel then walks away and goes and grabs a beer or something with his peeps, maybe signs a few autographs, maybe owns a pool game or two, home boy is a total pool shark, then he goes home or something and nails his wife like a red headed step child, a sexy red headed step child with giant tits and a great ass that you could just... and then... and totally... you get the idea. Oh wait, gotta find a song to end this shin dig on... hmmm... let me see... I GOT IT! )
Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss".
Well the first thing I do is --
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct work-flow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro-manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Deborah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment Lawsuit (like a boss)
No Promotion (like a boss)
5th of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the Sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.
No doubt.
You chop your balls off and die.
Hell yeah.
And I think at one point there you said
something about sucking your own dick?
Nope.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Ya, I know, I got that.
You said it about 400 times.
I'm the boss.
Ya, ya, I got it.
I'm the boss.
No, I heard you, see you later!
(like a boss)
No problem.
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss".
Well the first thing I do is --
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct work-flow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro-manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Deborah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment Lawsuit (like a boss)
No Promotion (like a boss)
5th of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the Sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.
No doubt.
You chop your balls off and die.
Hell yeah.
And I think at one point there you said
something about sucking your own dick?
Nope.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Ya, I know, I got that.
You said it about 400 times.
I'm the boss.
Ya, ya, I got it.
I'm the boss.
No, I heard you, see you later!
(like a boss)