Post by ForeverKuroi on Jun 30, 2017 21:30:46 GMT -5
Hundreds of AWF fans all over Belmont County, OH (where Bethesda is located) have voted for the top five wrestlers in the AWF. Here are there results!
5. T-Bone
If you're looking to be the nice guy in the AWF. If you're looking to step in, make friends, make the fans happy, have a good time and then go home, look at T-Bone. ...Then do the very OPPOSITE of what he's doing. This guy interrupted Felix Ziko's opening statement to the AWF, a time in which Bethesda, OH needs the most help. He walked in without regard to the workers, the staff or the fans. He waltzed in and threatened death to the entire promotion. He then sent strong messages to THREE workers that he's not to be trifled. If T-Bone is trying to send a message, he succeeded.
4. Scorpion
If you're from the XHF or heard of the XHF (which is effectively EVERYONE), you already love Scorpion. With that said, you he wasn't going to be ranked lowly at all. He stepped into the ring at the main event. He's brought the good old Scorpion goodness and nearly beat Lil' Freeze. He showed everyone he still has it where it counts in the ring, and he stole the show! However, even with his loss, he's got the crowd excited with his upcoming match against Slain and the mysterious Thob.
3. Terry Bradshaw
There is no one like Terry Bradshaw. That much is true. I mean, this person is under suspicion of murder. He steals money from his team-mates, even when he clearly has plenty of money and has cares more about Batman merchandise than he cares about the lives of starving children. On Prestige 1, Terry Bradshaw won a plain black belt you can find at Men's Wearhouse from Copycat, both have delusions to the value or origins of this fake championship. In this match, he has dressed himself as a Scottish hero, attacked Copycat with a dildo, blackmailed his way out of a disqualification and stabbed his way to a victory. To us, all of this warrants mental health treatment. To Terry, he sees this as restraint.
2. Assinator
The people should hate him, but they love him. Everyone loves him, as long as they're far enough from his deadly rear end. His name is Assinator and he debuted in the AWF with an... explosion. (Pun not intended.) Albeit with a bit of help with MGK, Assinator was able to prove that he belonged in the ring. Even when he's not attacking with his royal behind, Assinator proved that he has the strength necessary to hold his own. Assinator has proved himself worthy and made his way to the semi-finals of the AWF Tournament. There, he will take on Lil' Freeze. There is little doubt that Assinator can... y'know... 'back it up.'
1. Lil' Freeze
This list is so hot that someone needs to cool it down. That man is Lil' Freeze. With his pun and word-play, he has captured the heart of the fans out in Bethesda, Ohio. Even in the scorching heat, he's able to be quite chill. And if you're able to beat an XHF Legend like Scorpion, you belong in this list. Lil' Freeze has emerged with a strong beginning and he will have to keep up the effort if he wants to best Assinator. Lil' Freeze will have to keep careful, because it's doubtful that Assinator will 'play ice.'