Parade of 1000 Demons Round 1 Days 1 & 2 (SHOW)
Aug 12, 2022 23:55:00 GMT -5
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We open the show with a video package. The video has Oboro by Dir En Grey playing in the background. We see the moon lit as bright as it's ever been in a cloudy sky. We pan down to see a forest. We zoom through it seeing demons all around us. Through the forest and smoke we go as we eventually make it to our destination for the night. We see vignettes of each of the competitors before we burst into Korakuen Hall and see the ring. We pan across the venue before we rest to the commentators.
MUSHI: "(Tonight is Night One of the first round of the Parade of 1000 Demons tournament. The winner will be crowned the first ever XHF Hardcore Champion of the network era. These men will also be fighting to be crowned the first ever King of Demons. Lets get right to the action!)"
Match One: Parade of 1000 Demons Block A Round 1 Match; Glass Panes & Gusset Death Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
Florida Man Vs. Chris "The Filth" Marks
Florida Man Vs. Chris "The Filth" Marks
Psycho KGB: "(Ring attendants are bringing out the glass panes and the gussets for this match.)"
MUSHI: "(Shouldn’t the gussets be holding together wooden frames or plywood panels?)"
PsychoKGB: "(I’m going to say no as they are just tossing them in and around the ring.)"
MUSHI: "(Well? I guess.)"
Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Glass Pane and Gusset Death match. It is a first round match in the XHF Hardcore championship. Presenting first…presumably from somewhere in Florida…it’s Florida Man!)"
No music plays as Florida Man walks out from the back. He swaggers his way down to the ring, looking like he doesn’t have a care in the world. He gets a mixed reaction from the crowd as he steps into the ring.
PsychoKGB: "(Florida Man normally has a piece of straw hanging out of his mask. Doesn’t he?)"
MUSHI: "(Well, yeah.)"
PsychoKGB: "(Looks like he’s smoking a cigarette. I thought we were not allowed to do that indoors?)"
MUSHI: "(We are not.)"
PsychoKGB: "(Someone should tell him that.)"
MUSHI: "(It could be in his contract that he’s allowed to smoke.)"
“Scumbag” by Green Day starts playing on the PA as Chris "The Filth" Marks appears on the ramp, reveling in the spotlight that shines on him.
Fumio Daemura: "(And his opponent…hailing from Oakland, California…Chris “the Filth” Marks!)"
Marks swaggers down to the ring, enjoying each and every step onto the apron and into the ring before raising his arms on each turnbuckle.
PsychoKGB: "(You know what? I have seen Chris Marks promos. He’s like a hobo Frank Windsor or maybe a high class Greg Adkins.)"
MUSHI: "(That sounds about right.)"
PsychoKGB: "(You know I was just shooting from the hip, but I’m glad I hit the target.)"
MUSHI: "(Heh. I wonder if Florida Man will hit the Marks.)"
PsychoKGB: "(Oh, boo.)"
MUSHI: "(I know. I’m a comedian.)"
As the bell sounds to start the match, Florida Man can be seen with a gusset in his hands. Chris Marks crosses part of the ring to glare at him.
Chris Marks: What are you gonna do with that? Build something?
Florida Man just shrugs and hurls the thing like a frisbee, striking Chris in the forehead and putting him down to the mat where he begins to bleed like a stuck pig onto the mat.
PsychoKGB: "(Seconds into this match and we already have blood.)"
MUSHI: "(Typical.)"
Florida Man walks over to Chris Marks and helps him to his feet. He nails a few punches before Chris begins to fire back, laying into the mask with heavy punches that back the masked man up. Chris picks up the gusset that was used to bleed him and strikes Florida Man a few times with it before Florida Man falls to the mat. Chris grabs Florida Man by the wrist, stretches his arm out to the side before placing the gusset flat onto Florida Man’s hand before he jumps into the air and lands a foot onto the gusset!
Florida Man rolls away from Chris Marks with a howl of pain and holding his hand close to his body. He gets back to his feet as Chris moves in for the kill. We can see a trickle of blood streaming from underneath the mask, but we don’t know where Florida Man is bleeding from exactly.
Chris kicks Florida Man in the gut, dropping him with a DDT. He slips out of the ring and sets up a table, placing a glass pane on top of it. He rolls back into the ring and gets Florida Man to his feet and starts to go for a suplex, but Florida Man blocks it!
PsychoKGB: "(Chris aims to send Florida Man through that glass pane topped table on the outside of the ring!)"
MUSHI: "(But he’s stopped it!)"
Chris goes for the suplex again, but is again blocked. Florida Man breaks out of the hold and grabs Chris as if going for a bodyslam, but Florida Man leans backwards on the ropes so that he flips over them and lands a powerslam to Chris, sending them both through the glass topped table!
PsychoKGB: "(Oh man! Both men down outside of the ring.)"
MUSHI: "(Broken glass everywhere. Oh wait, Florida Man is getting up.)"
PsychoKGB: "(You know I heard that Florida Man once snorted bath salts and then ate a dude’s face.)"
MUSHI: "(I heard that he was arrested in the middle of one night for screaming and pretending to be a firecracker.)"
Florida Man sets up a glass pane against a ring post and pulls Chris Marks to his feet. He whips Chris shoulder and head first into the glass pane, shattering it. He then reaches under the ring and pulls out a small canvas bag. He begins filling it with several gussets.
Chris Marks sits up, bleeding from many, many cuts on his body and head. Florida Man strikes him in the side of the head with the bag of gussets like it were a bag of oranges and he was trying to not leave a bruise. Instead, Chris spits out blood and a couple pieces of glass as his head is turned to the side. Florida Man does an overhead swing and brings the bag down onto Chris’ right kneecap! The crowd “Oooohs” in sympathy for the scream of pain let out by Marks.
Florida Man drops the bag and rolls Chris into the ring before picking the bag back up and rolling into the ring himself. He places the bag of gussets on Chris’ face and then jumps onto the bag!
PsychoKGB: "(Oh. Chris might be dead.)"
MUSHI: "(That’s entirely possible. He didn’t react really after that last move.)"
PsychoKGB: "(You know I heard Florida Man planted a banana tree in a pothole.)"
MUSHI: "(He was also arrested for pretending to be a teen doctor called Dr. Love and was found with an office, lab coat, and stethoscope.)"
PsychoKGB: "(I heard he once was going to get married and invited people to a “dream wedding” at a mansion that he didn’t own and didn’t have permission to use.)"
MUSHI: "(You know. Florida Man gets arrested a lot.)"
Florida Man walks over to the corner with the bag of gussets and perches on the top turnbuckle. He waits for Chris to come to and stand up so that he can throw a gusset at him. It misses.
Chris begins staggering toward Florida Man across the ring, moving his shoulder so that another thrown gusset doesn’t hit him. Florida Man misses several more times before one of the gussets misses Chris and hits the top rope. It comes back like an arrow and strikes Chris in the back of the head. Lights out!
Florida Man gets down and goes for the cover.
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Three
Fumio Daemura: "(Winner of the match and going on to the next round of the Hardcore championship tournament…Florida Man!)"
The dressing room for “Zolothach” Tabitha Osborne. It’s empty as she has not arrived at the arena yet and it’s getting reasonably close to the time for her to be called down to the ring. An attendant knocks on the door.
Attendant: Zolothach? Are you here?
After a few moments, he goes away and the room is silent again.
The mirror at the vanity table begins to glow a sickly green and unleashes “Zolothach” Tabitha Osborne and Randy Angel into the room. Tabitha jumps up, grabbing the chair that they knocked down while falling into the room, and shatters the mirror.
Tabitha Osborne: Even if he followed us through the Ether, he cannot come here.
Randy Angel: Alright. Thank goodness.
Attendant: Zolothach? Are you here? Ten minute warning!
Tabitha Osborne: Alright, thank you!
Tabitha looks at Randy with some confusion.
Tabitha Osborne: Ten minute warning to what?
Randy looks around the room and smiles.
Randy Angel: Ten minutes to your match in the Hardcore tournament.
Tabitha Osborne: Oh shit! I gotta get ready. I had my stuff sent to the room ahead of time. Just. Just. Just turn around or something!
Randy Angel turns around while Tabitha changes into her ring gear.
Tabitha Osborne: Alright. Let’s go. You wanna come down to the ring with me?
Randy Angel: Why not?
Tabitha and Randy head out of the dressing room as the scene fades to black.
Match Two: Parade of 1000 Demons Block B Round 1 Match; 1000 Light Tubes Death Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
"Zolothach" Tabitha Osborne Vs. Jack Gaines
"Zolothach" Tabitha Osborne Vs. Jack Gaines
Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a thousand light tubes deathmatch! It is a first round match in the tournament for the XHF Hardcore championship! Featuring first, from Paris, Illinois…Zolothach!)"
“Cthulhu” by Gunship begins playing as torches all along the entranceway and aisle light up. “Zolothach” Tabitha Osborne walks out from the back with Randy Angel at her side. She looks around at the crowd that while they aren’t exactly booing her, aren’t cheering her either. It’s more of a “What are you doing with him?” kind of talk. Randy Angel leads Tabitha down to the ring and holds the ropes open for her to step through. He hops back down to the floor and stays in her corner.
PsychoKGB: "(What is Randy doing here?)"
MUSHI: "(I don’t know? Are they dating?)"
PsychoKGB: "(I don’t think so.)"
MUSHI: "(Yeah, probably not. Is Randy managing her then?)"
PsychoKGB: "(That also seems unlikely, but maybe?)"
MUSHI: "(We’ll just have to watch the match unfold and see what he does.)"
Fumio Daemura: "(And her opponent, hailing from Whitechapel, London, England…Jack “Ripper” Gaines!)"
Jack the Ripper by AFI begins playing as Jack “Ripper” Gaines walks out from the back to the cheering of the crowd. He walks around the ring, looking at the stacks and stacks of light tubes before he selects a few and slides them into the ring before rolling in after them.
PsychoKGB: "(Jack ready to fight. I wonder why Zolothach didn’t grab any light tubes?)"
MUSHI: "(Jack grabbed some for her. It’s ok.)"
Jack pops a light tube into the air so that he can catch it in midair as the bell sounds to start the match. Tabitha motions with her hand and a whispered word and a light tube flies up to her hand.
Jack Gaines: Neat trick. Try this one.
Jack swings the light tube at Tabitha’s head, but shifts gears at the last second as Tabitha brings her own light tube to bear as a defense. Jack hits a flying tornado kick to the light tube, following through with the shattering of glass with smashing hisd light tube to the side of Tabitha’s head to send her to the mat.
Tabitha pops right back up and fires back with a hard right hand that ignites a back and forth slugfest that ends when Jack whips Tabitha into the ropes. On the rebound, she eats a superkick that sends her crashing right back to the mat. She pops right back up to her feet, staggering at the end for balance, groggy from the kick.
Jack picks up another light tube and swings it to hit the side of Tabitha’s face. It doesn’t drop her, but turns her head and sends a splatter of blood across the mat. Jack slips behind the stunned Zolothach and tries to get her up for the “Dear Boss” (storm cradle driver), but Tabitha manages to elbow Jack in the side of the head to get him to release her. She spins around and delivers and ear pop to the sides of Jack’s head to stun him. She grabs him by the shoulders and sinks her teeth into the side of his throat where she strikes gold in the form of blood pouring out of the wound. She follows this up with a belly to belly brainbuster to lay Jack out on the mat where his neck is spewing blood.
PsychoKGB: "(Did Zolothach just kill Jack?)"
MUSHI: "(I think he did.)"
Jack Gaines lays on the mat, writhing in pain, but manages to get his hands to apply pressure to the side of his neck to where the flow of blood quickly stops, indicating that she did not strike a major vein as we thought.
Jack is slow to get to his feet, looking around to see where Zolothach is. He finds her flying from the top rope, nailing a missile drop kick from the top turnbuckle! Zolothach goes for the cover!
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Two
Th-Jack kicks out!
Tabitha kneels up and looks at the referee, who flashes a two count at her. She nods and pulls Jack up and whips him into the ropes. As he hits the ropes, she swings two glowing fingertips through the air.
Tabitha Osborne: Ferrum spectris!
A blade of white hot energy crosses the ring before Jack can get off the ropes and cuts through the top rope to cause the entire top rope for the ring to collapse. This also puts Jack over the middle ropes and to the concrete floor!
PsychoKGB: "(That can’t be legal!)"
MUSHI: "(It is a deathmatch.)"
PsychoKGB: "(Oh right. I forgot.)"
MUSHI: "(How? These have all been deathmatches.)"
Tabitha backs up to the ropes to the opposite side of Jack and launches herself across the ring like a bow and arrow to hit a diving clothesline from the ring apron. Jack catches her though and hot shots her face across the top of the ring railing, splattering the front row in Tabitha’s blood.
Jack Gaines gets up and sets up a table that he begins piling light tubes onto. He then sprays a liquid on it and lights the whole thing on fire! He gets Tabitha up into being held behind his back and begins to spin quickly before hitting a Lockerbie - Spin Out X-Factor onto the burning glass tube covered table! The explosion of all of the light tubes puts out the fire, but Tabitha is laying in a mess of glass and broken table.
Randy Angel comes running around the ring to check on the downed Tabitha Osborne. Jack Gaines grabs him from behind and hits the Dear Boss - Storm Cradle Driver to lay him out.Tabitha sits up, only the whites of her eyes can be seen as she senses the damage wrought to Randy Angel more than any kind of recuperation. She lets out a scream of rage that shatters every cell phone within thirty feet and comes to.
She stands up. Yes, she is bleeding from dozens of wounds and is bruised where she isn’t cut. She rushes at Jack, who backdrops her over the middle ropes and back into the ring. Jack gets back into the ring and climbs to the top rope and does a From Hell - Moonsault Double Stomp. However, Tabitha is standing so he nails her with the move right in the forehead as Tabitha looks up!
PsychoKGB: "(That looks like it might be it. I was thinking that Zolothach was going to make a comeback, but she might not come back from that.)"
MUSHI: "(You never know. The referee is getting into position to make the count!)"
One
Two
Three!
Fumio Daemura: "(Winner of the match and going on to the next round of the Hardcore championship tournament…Jack “Ripper’ Gaines!)"
Match Three: Parade of 1000 Demons Block A Round 1 Match; Barefoot Legos & Thumb Tacks Death Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
Jessie Jamester Vs. Donzig
Jessie Jamester Vs. Donzig
Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Barefoot Legos and Thumb Tacks match! It is also round one in the XHF Hardcore championship!)"
♫ You are wrong, fucked, and overrated
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault
This is the end of everything
You are the end of everything ♫
Music blares over the sound system of the arena. Green and white lights begin to flicker down in a circle near the entrance way. Guitars shred as drums beat viciously through the speakers. Fans begin stomping their feet before seeing the imposing figure cast a shadow in the lit up circle. The Murder Lizard of the XHF steps forward and throws his head up, whipping his hair back as the scaly black dinosaur style mask that struck fear into opponents took the stage. Jesse Jamester had arrived. Sporting white boots with black laces, with a lizard wrapped in barbed wire on the outside of each boot, and a bloody barbed wire design circling his tights. Fists taped up with black athletic tape, a black elbow pad on his right arm, and all the tattoos and scars visible from neck to abdomen, down both arms, and on what wasn't covered.
Fumio Daemura: "(Introducing first, hailing from CALGARY, ALBERTA CANADA! He weighed in this evening at two-hundred-sixty-eight pounds! Standing six-foot-six-inches tall! Revered as a 'Pillar of Violence', known the world over as the MURDER LIZARD --- JESSSSSE JAMESSSSSTEEEEER!)"
Taking a moment to soak it in, the Murder Lizard scans the arena, and makes his way down the aisle towards the ring. As he approaches the ring side area, Jesse steps up on the second step of the black ring steps, cracking his neck and shrugging his shoulders in a warmup manner. The murder lizard proceeds to wipe his boots on the apron, putting the ring to his back as he leans one arm over the top rope and a hand up to his eyebrows, getting a better look at the audience. In one motion, he steps between the ropes and enters the ring, showing authority in his body language; shoulders back, head up, face looking straight ahead. Jesse throws his right fist up in the air, and then lets it slowly return to his side as the music begins to fade out.
PsychoKGB: "(I heard that Jesse Jamester has been missing from the public light so that he can train for this tournament.)"
MUSHI: "(I heard he was moping over his elimination at the Oh Violent Night 2 war games match.)"
PsychoKGB: "(I also heard that he was hiding from Greg Adkins.)"
MUSHI: "(Why would anyone do that?)"
PsychoKGB: "(Greg seems intent on ruining Jesse’s life after Jesse broke his fake Phoenix title.)"
MUSHI: "(Yeah, Greg is out of his league when it comes to Jesse Jamester.)"
Fumio Daemura: "(And his opponent, weighing this evening at two hundred and fifteen pounds and hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania…Donzig!)"
The lights go down, and then come up an angry red. Flames explode from the either side of the ramp, jets and bursts of flame erupting into the air. Donzig walks from the back, wearing his skull mask with his hood up. He pauses, glaring out across the crowd before he shakes his head before walking down the ramp slowly. He circles around the ring, still watching the crowd before pausing to watch the announce team before he climbs the stairs. He stops at the ropes, reaching up to shove his hood back before stepping through the ropes. Then he takes off the mask, and shakes his head at the fans with a scowl before he leans back in his corner. Arms resting on the ropes while waiting for the match to start.
PsychoKGB: "(Donzig looks angry. Is that a new emotion for him?)"
MUSHI: "(I thought Donzig was always angry, though his loss to Esmeralda von Krauss in REIGN might be particularly stinging.)"
PsychoKGB: "(Well, now he has the chance to go for the Hardcore title. I think it’s better.)"
MUSHI: "(You know it and its new home is Jrok!)"
Two ring attendants slip into the ring and pour out bags of thumb tacks and lego pieces across the mat. They slip back out of the ring. Jesse and Donzig take off their boots and socks to be barefoot in the ring.
As the bell sounds to start the match, they begin walking toward one another while being careful where they place their feet so as to not step on the legos and thumb tacks. Donzig opens with a kick to the midsection and an X-Factor right onto the legos and thumb tacks! Donzig rolls away in pain, tacks sticking into his butt and body. They stick into his arms and legs as he rolls to his feet. Jesse Jamester’s face is covered in tacks. He gets right back to his feet, tacks in his hands and chest as well as his face.
Donzig ignores the tacks in his body and hits Jesse with a right hook that he follows through with an elbow that takes Jesse back down to the mat and onto the legos and tacks. Jesse tries to roll away, but Donzig gets in a few stomps and kicks before Jesse can get back to his feet.
PsychoKGB: "(Both wrestlers are bleeding from the tacks being pressed into their bodies. I’m sure the legos add a little something to the pain as well.)"
MUSHI: "(I can only imagine the kind of deviant mind that would create this match type.)"
Jesse Jamester rushes at Donzig, ignoring the pain in his feet as he takes a swing at Donzig, who blocks it and hits a palm strike to the side of the face to drive in the tacks. Jesse backs up a few feet. This is enough space for Donzig to grab him and hit a 25:17 (unprettier) to again send Jesse’s face into the tacks and legos. Donzig rolls Jesse over and goes for the pinfall.
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Three!
Fumio Daemura: "(Winner of the match and going on to the next round of the Hardcore championship tournament…Donzig!)"
PsychoKGB: "(The entrances were longer than the match I think.)"
MUSHI: "(That would be about the extent of it.)"
PsychoKGB: "(It’s almost like Jesse wasn’t really in the match.)"
MUSHI: "(I mean, I saw him right there.)"
PsychoKGB: "(Yeah, but Donzig dominated. You really think that Donzig would dominate Jesse Jamester?)"
MUSHI: "(Well, when you put it that way. No.)"
PsychoKGB: "(See? Jesse’s heart wasn’t in it and he got his ass handed to him by Donzig.)"
Jesse Jamester makes his way to the back without even taking out the thumbtacks while Donzig celebrates his win in the ring.
The opening of the TuPac’s “To Live and Die in LA” hits the pa system and El Combatiente follows his manager Javier onto the stage. They look around soaking up there surrounding until El Combatiente breaks into a full sprint for the ring and slides in. Javier slowly walks to ringside and up the steps into the ring with his client. The two wait for the crowd to die down and Javier produces a mic.
Javier: My client wants to say thank you for all of your support. He knows he is going through a rough patch, the same rough patch that earned him the Doom Metal Championship that he adores for some reason, but he’s happy for all of your support. For you, he promises to turn it all arou…
El Rey: You’ve got to be kidding me with this bullshit.
Javier is abruptly cut off as the young former X*Crown Champion walks out on stage. The crowd erupts in boos causing the young El Rey to smile.
El Rey: You lose match after match and still think you’re important. It’s bullshit, but I know exactly how you do it. You come out here and kiss the ass of these idiot fan and…
El Rey is drowned out by boos as in the ring El Combatiente grabs the mic out of the hand of his manager and says.
El Combatiente: Estoy cansado de escuchar tu mierda. Me has atacado varias veces. Has despreciado mi nombre. Haces todo esto y no te pasa nada. Eso está a punto de cambiar. Resolveremos todo esto en un partido. Tú y yo, aquí mismo en J-Rok con este título en juego.
(I am tired of hearing your shit. You have attacked me multiple times. You run my name down. You do all this and nothing happens to you. That is about to change. We will settle all of this in a match. You and me, right here in J-Rok with this title on the line.)
El Rey: (scoffs) You think I want a match with you let alone for that title? Nah. I don’t need to beat you in that ring, but if I did I wouldn’t want that loser title on the line.
El Combatiente: Tienes miedo.
(You are afraid.)
El Rey: Afraid? Afraid of what? You and that loser belt? The only thing I’d be afraid of is losing by fluke and being stuck with that stupid belt.
Javier grabs the mic back from his client and cuts off the argument of the two.
Javier: You will and you will. This match is happening and there’s nothing you can do about it but show up. If you think you’ll duck out, don’t. I have the numbers of both Zoran and your father, and neither would appreciate you ducking out. So this is it El Rey. You WILL face my client with the Doom Metal Championship.
The crowd pops and El Rey storms off stage as El Combatiente hyped up the crowd in the ring.
Main Event: Parade of 1000 Demons Block B Round 1 Match; Iron Maiden Death Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
Rat Bastard Vs. Spike Kane
Rat Bastard Vs. Spike Kane
Fumio Demura: "(The following match is a first round Parade of a 1000 demons tournament match! It is an Iron Maiden Match! To win you must lock your opponent inside an Iron Maiden!)"[/font]
The Iron Maiden stands at ringside near the announce tables, and a spotlight shines down on it’s pitted metal surface which has been vaguely crafted to resemble a woman. The fans cheer, and then the light goes off.
A complete blackout accompanies the opening lyrics of Drowning Pools Tear Away
I'm tearing away
Pieces are falling,
I can't seem to make them stay
You run away
Faster and faster,
You can't seem to get away
Break
A bright flashing of white lights, and then red strobe lights accompany the music as Rat Bastard steps out into the entrance.
Hope there's a reason
For questions unanswered
I just don't see everything
Yes, I'm inside you
Tell me how does it feel
To feel like this
Just like I do
Rat begins to walk down the entrance way, giving fans as Ringside the spooky fingers and talking smack as he does.
I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone
I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone
Rat climbs the ring steps, and steps into the squared circle. Looking out at the crowd he smirks, soaking in all the hate from the crowd.
Fumio Demura: "(Entering the ring at this time, representing REIGN from Las Vegas, Nevada! Weighing in at 285 pounds! He is the Rat Bastard!)"
The fans boo, and Fumio shrugs as Rat smirks at the crowd with a shrug of indifference as he leans in the corner.
Psycho KGB: "(These fans are showing utter disrespect to a living legend! This man is a two time X Crown Champion!)"[/color]
MUSHI: "(He is also kind of an ass.)"[/color]
The lights go out as the beginning of "Bow Down" by I Prevail plays through the PA system, as a circle of flames erupts on the stage. Through the flames, slowly emerges Spike Kane as he fully emerges, the song kicks in.
"GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BOW DOWN!!!"
Spike steps through the flames and heads to the ring, taking off his jacket as he prepares for a fight.
Fumio Demura: "(His opponent hailing from Belfast, Ireland! This is Spike Kane!)"
The fans cheer, and Spike wastes no time stalking across the ring to get in the face of Rat Bastard. He points and yells, glaring at him before Rat slides out of the corner with a shake of his head. He steps up to Spike, and laughs as Spike gives him a shove.
And Bastard slaps him hard across the face drawing a loud ‘oooooh’ from the fans.
Psycho KGB: "(Rat Bastard showing nothing but contempt for his fellow two time X-crown Champion!)"
MUSHI: "(Spike doesn’t look amused at all!)"
Spike is indeed fuming, and steps back as Rat Bastard shrugs and laughs. And then Spike steps forward, throwing punch after punch as he rocks Bastard towards the corner. The fans are cheering, and he shoves Rat into the corner. He starts battering at him with kick after kick, choking Bastard with his foot before he backs off with a snarl.
MUSHI: "(Spike is battering Bastard in the early going, and these fans are coming alive!)"[/color]
Psycho KGB: "(Bastard brought this on himself, but Spike needs to control his temper against a wrestler of his caliber!)"[/color]
Spike is still fuming, and he shakes his head before he grabs Bastard’s legs to yank him from the corner with a thump! Spike drove a few stiff kicks into the back of Bastard’s thighs, and then he dropped an elbow on his ribs. He rolled to his feet, and grabbed his leg to pull him towards the ropes.
]MUSHI: "(Spike looking to take away Bastard’s vertical base, not a bad move as he goes for the outside!)"
Psycho KGB: "(I am not counting Bastard out of this one just yet!)"
Rat Bastard wasted no time, and he started to drive the heel of his boot into Spike’s chest, shoulders, and head with hard fast kicks that battered him backwards. Spike hit the ropes, and was forced to cover up as the blows kept coming before Bastard rolled to his feet.
And he charged forward, a hard clothesline sending Spike across the ropes as the fans cheered.
Psycho KGB: "(See? Spike shouldn’t have let up on him for a minute!)"
MUSHI: "(Spike shaking his head as he comes to his feet, and Bastard rolls out after him.)"
The Rat Daddy stalks forward, and goes to throw a big right. But Spike blocks, and the pair start trading blows on the outside. The fans are on their feet, and Spike is soon getting the worst of it as Rat Bastard drives him hard against the side of the ring. Then he starts chopping away, and the fans are going wild.
Spike is pressed against the ringpost, and Bastard smirks before waving the fans aside to grab a chair from the front row.
Psycho KGB: "(Spike is in trouble, Rat Daddy with a chair!)"
MUSHI: "(The God of Xtreme needs to get clear, this could get nasty real fast.)"
Rat Bastard swings the chair hard, and Spike moves at the last minute! The chair is bent in half, and Bastard flings it aside only to turn.
BLOODY SUNDAY!
MUSHI: "(Rat Bastard’s head was nearly taken off!)"
Indeed, Bastard stands there for a moment before he falls to the ground. Spike glares down at him, shaking his head before he storms over to grab a chair of his own. And he starts battering away at his back as Bastard struggles to rise.
Psycho KGB: "(Spike punishing Rat Bastard with the chair, laying them across his back again and again! Driving him towards the Iron Maiden!)"[/color]
MUSHI: "(This is looking like it might be over, those chairs are taking alot out of the Rat Daddy.)"[/color]
Spike throws the chair aside as Rat Bastard pulls himself up the announce table, and grabs his head to slam it against the surface. Then he drags him towards the Maiden, waving a hand for the refs to open the door.
The Maiden swings open, revealing an inside lined with metal spikes and the fans cheer as Spike goes to throw Bastard inside. But Bastard grabs the door, and starts rocking elbows back at Spike’s head to batter him away.
Psycho KGB: "(Rat Bastard flares back to life as he sees the inside of the Iron Maiden! And it is a good thing too!)"[/color]
MUSHI: "(Clearly no one wants to be stuck inside of that device of torture!)"[/color]
The ref quickly pushes it shut as Bastard grabs Spike, throwing him towards the ring. And he charges at him, throwing a quick elbow at his face as he hits the edge of the ring. The fans boo as Rat Bastard shoves Spike inside, and then drops an elbow across his head and neck!
The fans boo, and Rat Bastard smirks before he walks over to grab the ring stairs!
Psycho KGB: "(Business is about to pick up here at the Parade of a Thousand Demons!)"[/color]
The Rat Daddy charges forward, aiming the stairs at Spike’s head! The fans boo, and Spike rolls inside of the ring at the last minute! The fans are on their feet, and Spike comes to his feet before he charges across the ring to level a drop kick into the stairs!
MUSHI: "(Spike is back in this! The fans are on their feet!)"
Psycho KGB: "(This place is coming unglued as Bastard staggers backwards, blood coming from his head as he drops the stairs!)"
Spike is back on the outside, and grabs Bastard before hitting a brutal DDT onto the stairs! The fans are going wild as Spike is back up, and he waves a hand at the ref who opens the door. Spike smirks, hauling Bastard up before he goes to fling him inside!
But Rat Bastard comes back to life, and shoves Spike forward to crash against the Iron Maiden! The whole thing topples onto it’s side with a crash, and Spike avoids disaster! Bastard wipes blood from his face, and he shakes his head before he grabs Spike as he is coming back to his feet.
THE PLAGUE!
Spike crashes down on the surface of the Iron Maiden, nearly taking out the ref before he bounces off to hit the floor. The fans jeer, and Bastard lifts his arms mockingly with a laugh before he rolls the maiden over to open the door. He walks around, grabbing Spike with a shake of his head before he lays a few stiff forearm shots across Spike’s back.
Psycho KGB: "(Rat Bastard ready to put this thing away, and Spike is in trouble! I don’t like the looks of that Iron Maiden!)"
MUSHI: "(These fans are on their feet, and they clearly are not in the corner of Rat Bastard!)"
Bastard grabs Spike, and calls for the Bastard Bomb as he stands before the Iron Maiden! The fans are booing, and he lifts Spike over head before Spike starts dropping punches on his head. The Bastard staggers back, dropping him and Spike goes for the Thunderstruck!
But Bastard grabs his foot, and jerks him forward for a clothesline!
MUSHI: "(Bastard dodging disaster again! These fans are furious!)"
Psycho KGB: "(Spike rolling away, trying to get some distance from that Iron Maiden! And Bastard is stalking him with ill intent!)"
All of sudden a black clad figure is on the barricade, and dives off to level Bastard with a shotgun dropkick! The big man staggers, and the figure starts delivering hard chops that drive him backwards against the ring. Bastard comes forward, swinging but the man dives aside.
And the bandanna around his lower face falls away!
Psycho KGB: "(LUTHOR CARBREY! What is he doing!?)"
MUSHI: "(Rat Bastard has a match with Donzig at REIGN later this month, this is Donzig-gun using this tournament to pull sh– shenanigans!)"
Bastard grabs Carbrey, flinging him at the announcer’s table but the Knives of the Scourge leaps at the last moment, hitting the desk before coming off for the Springboard Cutter!
The fans boo, and Bastard is down as Carbrey laughs maniacally as he turns in a crouch to stare at the angry looking Spike. Spike is clearly not amused, and stomps forward as he yells.
MUSHI: "(Spike not at all happy with this interference! And there is no love lost between the God of Xtreme and Donzig-gun!)"
Psycho KGB: "(Those are facts, MUSHI! And Spike is more than ready for a fight with Carbrey!)"
Carbrey smiles, and shrugs at Spike as he backs up before he jerks his head. And the fans are on their feet as Donzig appears behind Spike at the barricade, and Spike turns only to be caught with a thunderous right hand by the Scourge!
Psycho KGB: "(Donzig in the house! Yes! I love this guy!)"[/color]
MUSHI: "(You would!)"[/color]
Donzig is in a rage, battering away at the stunned and battered Spike before he plants a boot in his gut!
Event Horizon!
The fans jeer as Spike topples, and Donzig snarls as he talks trash over the battered Spike. A glare cast at the bleeding Bastard before he grabs Spike, dragging him towards the Iron Maiden. He jerks his head at it, and Carbrey lifts the door before Spike’s arm is laid across the edge!
MUSHI: "(No! NO! STOP THIS!)"
Psycho KGB: "(Are you crazy? I am not getting anywhere near them!)"
Donzig grabs the door and he slams it down across Spike’s arm, and then he drops it again! Spike rolls away, grabbing at his arm as Donzig stares at him. Carbrey watches with a laugh, and Donzig grabs a chair as his eyes narrow on Rat Bastard.
Psycho KGB: "(Can I play with Madness?)"[/color]
MUSHI: "(What?)"[/color]
Psycho KGB: "(The number of the beast is a human number!)"[/color]
MUSHI: "(Iron Maiden jokes now? Now?)"[/color]
Donzig stomps a few boots into the back of Bastard before he starts to put the chair around his ankle, and then the fans are on their feet as PRICE comes running down the ramp. He charges around the side of the ring, leveling Carbrey with an elbow.
MUSHI: "(PRICE makes the save! And Donzig is heading into the crowd, clearly content with the damage done!)"
Psycho KGB: "(Run to the Hills?)"
MUSHI: "(I hate you.)"
PRICE goes over the barricade, shoving fans aside as he charges at the mocking Donzig. And the pair start to throw punches as they brawl through the crowd before disappearing down a hallway! Carbrey is back on his feet, but starts to head off through the fans as well as JROK security comes down the ramp.
MUSHI: "(Bastard is back on his feet, and he does not look happy!)"[/color]
Psycho KGB: "(I am sure he will get even with Donzig soon enough, but he is all business!)"[/color]
Spike is back on his feet as well, holding his arm close as he stares at Bastard. And he motions for him to bring it on, and the fans cheer as Bastard does just that! Spike goes for the Blood God’s Wrath! But his arm doesn’t cooperate, and he draws back as Rat Daddy smirks at him.
LOW BLOW!
The fans boo, and Bastard laughs as he grabs Spike’s head to smash it against the side of the Iron Maiden a few times! Battering away at him, before he stalks back and forth with a shake of his head.
MUSHI: "(This disgusting Bastard is not even trying to put Spike away now! This is uncalled for!)"
Psycho KGB: "(I’ve seen Spike do worse!)"
MUSHI: "(Like what he is going to do when he gets his hands on the New God?)"
Rat Bastard walks over to the announce desk, and there is rustling and static as he grabs a headset.
Rat Bastard: "I just wanted to make sure all of the fans at home were paying close attention as the greatest Two-time X-Crown Champion puts away the Other Guy, right?"[/color]
MUSHI: "(How dare you! How dare you!)"[/color]
Bastard laughs at her, flinging down the headset before he walks over to grab Spike again. He jerks him to his feet, flinging open the door of the battered and now dented Iron Maiden before he grabs him as he calls for the B.O.D!
MUSHI: "(Spike in alot of pain!)"
But Spike slides free, and as Bastard turns he is again leveled with the Bloody Sunday! The fans explode, and Bastard drops to drape across the edge of the Iron Maiden! The fans are going wild, and Spike nearly drops before he uses his good arm to try and shove Rat inside of the Maiden! The places is going wild, and Spike grabs for the door!
Psycho KGB: "(Bastard! No! No! Heroes can’t die!)"[/color]
MUSHI: "(Is that another Maiden song?)"[/color]
Psycho KGB: "(No, but it sounds like it should be!)"[/color]
The door starts to swing downward, but a hand shoots up to grab it! Bastard shoves it open, forcing it away from Spike! The fans boo, and Spike struggles to try and grab it again but his wounded arm fails him! Bastard drives a fist below the belt, and Spike staggers back.
MUSHI: "(Below the belt again! Again!)"
Psycho KGB: "(He’s Rat Bastard! Woooooo!)"
Spike is still doubled over, and Bastard wastes no time climbing out of the maiden blood running down his welt covered back as he grabs Spike to jerk him forward. He smirks at the fans, shaking his head before he lifts Spike for the Bastard Bomb!
BOOM! INTO THE IRON MAiDEN!
The fans boo, a few screaming before Bastard leans in to drive a few punches into the flailing Spike before he flings his legs inside. The door is grabbed away from the ref, and slams shut before he leans back against it with his arms held high.
MUSHI: "(So proud! All it took was an attack by Donzig-gun, and like three low blows! This is disgusting!)"[/color]
Psycho KGB: "(How dare you! This man is a hero, he overcome all odds to beat the God of Xtreme!)"[/color]
Fumio Demura: "(YOUR WINNER AND ADVANCING TO THE NEXT ROUND, RAT BASTARD!)"[/color][/b]