Post by Jonnie Valentine on Aug 15, 2022 15:08:16 GMT -5
Pomona, California
The Glass House Concert Hall
801 paid attendance
801 paid attendance
Suikerbossie vs. “Deathstryke” Cyan Komar
“We Are Growing” from The Baragwanath Choir plays as Mein mops the entrance way. After it is properly cleaned, Suikerbossie walks out to the cheers of the crowd. The Glass House rocks with boos as Malcolm Xavier Graves leads Cyan Komar down to the ring. Suikerbossie started peppering Komar with boxing jabs while Komar answered with those deadly open hand palm strikes. The Pomona crowd popped when Suikerbossie staggered Komar with a spinning back fist. Suikerbossie moved in for the kill but Komar mashed him in the nose with an open hand palm strike. Komar then hits him in the eye with a Phoenix Eye Strike! A blinded Suikerbossie was then easy pickings for the Deathstryke behind the ear
Lynx & Ruben Bowman vs. Hard & Steel
Dennis Steel caught Lynx with his Whirlwind spinning headscissors takedown. He tagged in James Hard who applied a rolling kneebar. Later Hard shot Lynx into the ropes but he caught Hard with a running DDT. Lynx hit a springboard moonsault for a two count, then tagged in Ruben Bowman. Lynx shoots Hard into the corner and Bowman followed him in with a running boot. Bowman sat Hard up onto the top turnbuckle and then walked him into the center of the ring with a muscle buster. Bowman tagged Lynx back in who took him out with a springboard lariat known as the Liger Lariato to get the win
The Dutch Express vs. Kilroy Evans & Tuxedo Mask
Two fun loving reddish husky guys in overalls walked down the ramp with their manager “The Milkman’s Daughter” Klazina van Dam, waving to the fans. When they took the overalls off, they revealed trunks with Dutch flags on the butt. All four men shook hands before the bout, and they had a good, clean scientific match. All until Leonard van Dam pressed Tuxedo Mask high above his head and then tossed him over the ropes to the floor below! Harvey L. van Houten jumped off the apron with a plancha that squashed Tux against the railing. Then a buzz went over the Pomona crowd as Poena, “Deathstryke” Cyan Komar, Malcolm Xavier Graves, and the new Hardkore West Coast Champion The Sheik; The Oracles of Suffering walked out and started scouting their first round opponents at Irish Rage in Belfast 2022. Kilroy Evans came over to bail out his partner and speared Harvey L. van Houten against the guardrail. Leonard van Dam came up from behind Kilroy and gave him a belly to back suplex on the floor. Van Dam turned around into a no hands sasuke special by Tux called the Twilight Dance. Tux rolled Van Dam back into the ring and after van Dam refused to tap to the dragon sleeper surfboard known as the Tuxmission he tagged in Kilroy. Kilroy motioned for Leonard van Dam to get to his feet while the crowd got to theirs, and then hit him with The Bad Touch diamond cutter for the 1-2-3. After the match, The Oracles of Suffering bowed in prayer while Kilroy and Tux challenged them to get in the ring. Komar and Sheik began walking to the ring, but Poena stopped them. Malcolm Xavier Graves yelled “See you boys in Belfast!” and then cackled as The Oracles of Suffering left the area.
Last Man Standing Non-Title Match
Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion The Great Syberus
vs.
Disney’s Marty Donovan
vs.
Disney’s Marty Donovan
Marty Donovan got on the mic and complained about the match not being for the title, “despite us having to work in this porn star suburb.” His kvetching continued until Syberus’ ring music played to the cheers of the crowd. Syberus hit a reverse DDT into a ude garami keylock. When the action spilled out to the floor, Marty got the upperhand with a asai moonsault on the floor. Marty rolled Syberus back into the ring and knocked him for a loop with a springboard missile dropkick. Soon Syberus got control and had Donovan in a texas cloverleaf. When he wouldn’t give up, Syberus irish whipped Donovan into the ropes but Marty came back with a flying forearm that seemed to knock out the Hardkore World Champion. Tommy Milligan made the count but Syberus got up at 7. Once again, The Oracles of Suffering walked down to the ring, distracting the Pomona Glass House’s attention. Marty shielded his eyes to see who it was and then sat down on the second rope to invite them in. The Sheik got into the ring with a chair and handed it to Marty. Donovan held the chair in front of Syberus’ face, while The Sheik did his black mass kick called The Accolade into the chair, smashing it into Syberus’ face!! Malcolm Xavier Graves ordered The Sheik to take the the chair to the top rope, and then The Sheik and jumped off with an atomic arabian facebuster onto a bleeding Syberus’ face!! “Deathstryke” Cyan Komar holds Syberus’ arms, while Poena holds the chair in front of Syberus’ face and Marty Donovan came off the ropes with the Dis-Knee to the chair!! Donovan ordered Tommy Milligan to count out Syberus which he did. After the bell, Marty held open the ropes for The Sheik to exit but The Oracles of Suffering looked as though they wanted to inflict more damage on Syberus. Kilroy Evans ran down to the ring and they scattered along with the victorious Marty Donovan. The Oracles of Suffering nodded as they backed away from an angry Kilroy Evans.