Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Aug 30, 2017 0:35:40 GMT -5
*The camera opens up on Mongo backstage, he’s whistling “White Christmas”. Mongo walks over to some stagehands who have a enormous (Like bus sized) white block that is smoking.*
Mongo: What in the hell is that?
Stage Hand: It’s the ice you ordered sir
Mongo: No no no, see, that’s dry ice, I want real ice, so that we can chop it up and it’ll come down like snow in the arena. Oh for god sakes, it’s too late now, I guess we better just get on with it
As the words ‘Annihilation Complex: The Beginning of the End’ cover the screen, in red letters, a shot of the Complex is shown from behind the guardrail, giving a full view of it.
6 men...
2 cells...
1 champion...
It then cuts to a shot of Slain posing. Then, a shot of Slain is played, with him speaking in the ring.
Slain: I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that the others are agreeing to this match, and by comparison I am not as ‘dedicated’ to the fans as some others. The others though, they are on top of the business. They know each other well. I have not been at the top level for a long time. Put quite simply, I am not qualified. I am half the weight of all of those guys. This is the wrong place and the wrong time for me. There is going to be no one there to throw in the towel for me when things go too far. I will be cut, I will fall, I will be crushed and I will be alone.The scene of Destruction stood at the top of ramp is played, and then with him stood in the ring.
Destruction: It’s great that you’re thinking of the reasons why you can’t compete, but you seem to be missing the main one – you suck.
Slain: How can you say that I suck when you have never beaten me?
Destruction: Aw shut the hell up about that won’t ya? That was years ago in the fucking ice age when you were good! I’m talking about now, when I am one of the head figures in the RWF towering over you; a sobbing, whimpering, scrawny sack of shit.
Slain: You’re all talk, you know that? You’d never give me a rematch to prove yourself.
Destruction: I am one of the few that have been able to call themselves champion of the XHF, asshole! I’m sure Cyclone, or whoever the fuck was around back then when you had gold is impressed with this right now, but I’m not. I’m with the revolution! The only true wrestling family! We lay down for no man, and you’re just a child!
The scene of Slain lashing out with the microphone turns black and white, catching Destruction on the front of his forehead. Slain hammers repeatedly at the RWF member, with the crowd getting hotter with every strike. He grabs the ropes and hits vicious stomps to the stomach. A short pause lets Destruction to his feet, and he is hit with the Slayer! Then the scene goes back to color.
Slain: I guess I was wrong. I think too much.
The scene drops out to a recent show, when Slain interfered in the Reeshi and Martyr vs Rage and Destruction match as the ref, and as Destruction broke the pin by Martyr on Rage, Slain gets pushed away after ordering Destruction out. Destruction attacks Martyr, and pushes an approaching Slain again. The clip then shows a zoomed-in scene of Slain’s face after he has been pushed, and it shows an angry face. The scene then shows Slain delivering the Slayer to Destruction to take him out, and then Martyr reversing an attack by Rage to win the match. Slain raises the arms of Martyr and Reeshi in victory, but Reeshi attack him and delivers the Coral Reesh to Slain, and then takes out Martyr as well with one too.
It then cuts to a scene of Rage. This picture then disappears as the words ‘Rage’ roll onto the screen, and a scene from Rage v Drew Diamondz at Supremacy is played.
Rage begins delivering punches to Drew Diamondz, but The Franchise is able to grab onto Rage's throat, and tosses him to the other side of the ring! Rage once again charges at him with a clothesline, but Diamondz ducks, and drills Rage with a spinning powerbomb! At the last second Rage is able to move over and turn the move into an implant DDT taking Diamondz back to the ground. Rage slides from under the bottom rope, retrieving a chair from the announce table area. The referee tries to grab the chair from Rage, but Rage refuses to let go. The referee pushes Rage, and Rage responds by smacking him over the head with the chair! Rage turns to a stumbling Drew Diamondz. Rage swings the chair, but Diamondz ducks! The Franchise quickly belly-to-belly suplexes Rage into the turnbuckle, leaving him in a tree of woe position. Diamondz charges towards Rage with several shoulder blocks, and backs up. The Franchise flexes, and delivers a baseball slide to Rage's face! Rage collapses to the ground, as Diamondz revives the referee. The Franchise looks to the crowd, causing them to erupt in cheers, and locks in the Reaktor! Rage goes for the ropes, but Diamondz pulls him back in to the center of the ring. Diamondz cranks back, putting more pressure on Rage's legs. Rage screams in pain as the whole arena waits for him to tap out. Rage raises a hand, signaling his admit to defeat, but pulls it back in, refusing to tap. Rage slaps the ground, frustrated, trying to reach the ropes. On Rage's final attempt to reach the ropes, he turns over on his stomach and manages to push Drew Diamondz into the opposite side of the ring. Rage low blows the Franchise and lifts him onto his shoulders, knocking him out with the Fist of Rage. Rage, barely standing on his own feet, lifts Diamondz and takes him down with a German Suplex, but bridges. Rage modifies the move in a fashion where Diamondz's back experiences brutal pain and torture. The Franchise, who cannot take the pressure taps out and Rage jumps up, celebrating his win as the crowd boos the new Number One Contender.
Rage: So just remember boys, I, your champion and representative of the RWF, I am and your highway, and just as the road that lies ahead of me now stretches on for seemingly an eternity, my future reign as XHF Champion, well, it shall as well my boys..
The scene changes to a new scene, it opens on the entrance to the arena as Torrie stands in the main lobby, looking around obviously in search of somewhere to run to next, or even somewhere where she could find Rage and be rescued from Reeshi. She spins and tries to run but the second she turns she runs right into Reeshi! Torrie takes off out the door and Reeshi follows in hot pursuit!
Reeshi chases Torrie all the way to the alley just outside the parking lot area. Torrie is at the end of the alley with nowhere else to go as Reeshi closes in on her. He gets within arms reach and snatches her by the hair. He pulls her head so that she is staring face to face, eye to eye with Reeshi
Reeshi raises his hands ready to strike when suddenly an arm comes through the camera area and strikes Reeshi in the back of the head. Reeshi falls to the floor and the camera comes back revealing Rage with a tire iron in his hands! Rage then pounces on Reeshi, repeatedly striking Reeshi in the rib area with the tire iron. When Rage stops Torrie jumps back into his arms.
Rage: Who’s the joke now Reeshi! Who’s the joke now! I warned you! You’re nothing!
A new scene of Rage lifting Rhein up on his shoulders and hitting the Fist of Rage is played.
Rage: "I AM..THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE RAGE!"
Then, the screen goes black as the words ‘Destruction’ roll across the screen, they are then replaced with a pic of him. A scene from Supremacy is shown.
Slain is back to his feet when Rat slides back in the ring with chair in hand as Slain just stares blankly at Rat as he hoists the chair above his head, but both men are stopped in there tracks when "Cochise" by Audioslave is heard over the PA system and Destruction comes running down the ramp with a sledge hammer in hand. Rat drops the chair to his side as he begs Destruction with one hand not to hit him. Destruction seemingly has no remorse as he lifts the sledge hammer towards Rat. Rat drops to one knee begging as Destruction turns and hits Slain in the back of the head with the hammer. Slain falls to his back and looks up at Destruction as he coughs up blood. Rat stands up and looks at Destruction and Smiles. Rat Bastard climbs up the ladder and retrieves the bag which contained United States Title. Destruction turns to Rat and they embrace in a hug and then raise each others arms in the air in victory.
Destruction: Pain. An unpleasant sensation occurring in varying degrees of severity as a consequence of injury, disease, or emotional disorder. Suffering or distress. Something that six men are going to experience inside the Annihilation Complex this Sunday night, at Xtreme X-Mas. I'm not going to lie to you, but that Annihilation Complex can possibly end my career. It could ruin any chance I have of watching the XHF die before my eyes, but I don't give a damn. I don't give a damn because the Annihilation Complex is going to be called home, once I get into this ring this Sunday.
A scene plays as Destruction levels Martyr in the forehead with the butt end of the hammer and then begins to stomp as him. Martyr gets to his feet as Slain moves in behind Destruction in a waist lock but Destruction still has the hammer in his hand and drives the butt into the stomach of Slain then raises it high above his head and cracks it across the back of Slain.
Destruction: The XHF Championship. The Championship that I made famous. Not Hanz. Not Rhein. Not that washed up piece of trash Mongo, and definitely not you. When I was champion I defended it at every show, and I defeated all my opponents.
A scene of Destruction winning the World Heavyweight Title at the top of the Tower of Terror is played, then a picture of him posing with the belt in black and white.
Destruction: Slain. Martyr. Rhein. Reeshi, do you hear it? Do you hear the clocks ticking as the countdown to the eve of destruction…has…begun!
Next up is a picture of Martyr as the words ‘Martyr’ roll across the screen. A clip of Destruction stands over a fallen Slain, but is grabbed from behind by Martyr and hit with Knocking on Deaths Door is played.
Martyr: In 24 hours I will step into the largest, most hideous contraption known to man... the Annihilation Complex. I will step in this- this BEAST with 5 other men, 5 of the top Superstars in the business today, 5 warriors each with their own strategies, strengths and weaknesses, and grudges... but all with the same goal.
The clip of the formation of the Xtreme Army is played. A shot of Destruction smacking Martyr over the head with a chair, and then Martyr drilling Destruction with the Knocking on Death’s Door is played.
Martyr: Don’t….Tread…..On….Me!
A clip of Martyr drilling Destruction with a Tiger Driver, and stalking the former XHF champion, waiting for him to get up. The clip shows Destruction slowly getting to his feet, and stumbling into a hard chair shot!
The scene disappears and is replaced with the words ‘Rhein’, to which a picture appears of him.
Rhein: In less than 24 hours, Destruction, Rage, Reeshi, Slain and Martyr will feel....my..... pain.
The clip of Oliver Unto’s revealing is played, showing that Oliver Unto, wearing a white Kabuki mask and white coveralls, with a hood over the top of his head, is stood in the ring, holding a chair! The crowd cheer for him as he lifts the chair above his head, in aim for Rage, but then diverts and blasts a rising Reeshi in the head with the chair! The crowd’s cheers turn to boos, as Rage and Destruction get to their feet and hold Oliver Unto’s hands up high!
Oliver: Not only is Reeshi a fool, but…you two, have been played for fools as well!
The smiles on Rage and Destruction fade, and they grow wide eyed, and as Reeshi staggers to his feet, Oliver Unto, reaches round the back of his mask and pulls it off to reveal…RHEIN! Rhein hops over to Rage and Destruction, and starts hammering away with punches, sending them staggering into the ropes. Rhein quickly picks up the chair, and smashes it over Destruction’s head, sending him out of the ring, and then he whips Rage into Reeshi who nails a clothesline, and then picks Rage up and hits the Coral Reesh! He picks up Rage and tosses him over the top rope, where Destruction helps his friend up, and they both stagger up the ramp. Reeshi and Rhein then celebrate, as both have not yet met eye contact. They both turn around and become face to face with each other, and after a hell of a lot of brawling, Reeshi gets caught and hit with the Ruckus.2 on a steel chair. Reeshi rolls out of the ring, as Rhein celebrates in the ring with the steel chair as Gastro goes off the air.
Rhein: You will enter, the ruckus.
A clip from the Supremacy main event is played, showing the following: ‘Rhein punches the mat, and then picks up Reeshi signaling for the Over The Edge. Rhein places Reeshi on his shoulder, and then begins to climb to the second rope. Rhein looks around at the crowd, and then drives Reeshi hard into the mat with the Over The Edge! Rhein holds his neck from the move, as the referee checks on him. Rhein continues to hold his neck, as Reeshi is seen in the corner, exposing the top turnbuckle. Reeshi finally gets the padding off, and picks up Rhein. Reeshi sets Rhein on his shoulder and runs to the exposed turnbuckle, but Rhein slides off sending Reeshi head first into the exposed turnbuckle! Reeshi turns around, right into the Ruckus by Rhein!’ The scene then cuts to the second fall: ‘Reeshi rolls around holding his ribs, as Rhein stands over him looking around at the crowd. They cheer, and Reeshi is thrown into the ring. Rhein gets up and sets Reeshi up for the Gore, as Reeshi begins to climb up to his feet. Reeshi turns around and Rhein goes for the Gore, but Reeshi moves out of the way and runs to the ropes. Reeshi goes for a clothesline, but Rhein ducks and runs against the ropes and finally hits the Gore! Rhein quickly makes the cover, but Reeshi kicked out at two! Rhein gets up and signals that the match will be over, when Reeshi is set up in the Ruckus. Rhein goes to deliver the move, but Reeshi elbows him off and when Rhein turns back he gets kicked in the gut and then planted into the mat with the Coral Reesh!’ Then the scene cuts to the 3rd fall: ‘Rhein gets Reeshi in position for the California Cutter, and lifts him up in the air. He walks around with Reeshi still in that position, but then drives him down with a ¾ neckbreaker! Reeshi is not moving on the mat, as Rhein walks to the ropes trying to help himself up. Reeshi uses his hands and knees to help him up, as he crawls near the chair. Rhein gets up and runs to Reeshi, but Reeshi grabs the chair and smacks Rhein in the head with it! Rhein doesn't go down though, so Reeshi hits him again with the chair, but Rhein still doesn't go down! Reeshi looks at Rhein, but then drives the top of the chair into Rhein's ribs! Reeshi then sets the top of the chair in front of Rhein's throat, and then drives it into the mat! Rhein is rolling around holding his throat, as Reeshi looks over Rhein. Reeshi lifts up Rhein and then applies another dragon sleeper, as Rhein begins to fade away! After a couple of minutes of this move being applied, Reeshi tells the referee to ask if he quits. The referee asks him, but Rhein is unable to respond!
Rhein: I am the One Man Revolution….*Blending in* the Undisputed Living Legend *Blending in* the MindFreaK...
Rhein then fades out, and is replaced by the World Champion, Reeshi, the words scroll across reading ‘Reeshi’, and a pic of him is shown. The clip from a Xtreme Impact is played of Reeshi winning the World Heavyweight Title: ‘Reak counters with a backdrop, but holds onto the leg shifting Destruction into a fireman carry, and hits the Reaktion 1 – 2 – broken somehow by Reeshi! Reeshi unloads a flurry of right hands on Reak, and pushes him into the ropes. Reak is pulled back into Reeshi’s knee, and the move in done again, keeping Reak down. Reeshi moves in to cover Destruction, but only gets to two before Reak pounces on him and breaks the count. Reeshi stares at Reak. Reak charges but Reeshi goes low and hits an uppercut to Reak’s stomach. Reeshi stands over Reak and hooks the arms. Reeshi lifts Reak up vertically and then falls, driving Reak straight down onto his head debuting the Coral Reesh ’02! Reeshi’s hands are pinning Reak down by his arms. The referee moves to count 1 – 2 – Destruction’s smashes his boot mercilessly into Reeshi’s gut after a burst of life! Medics come out from the stage for Reak as Destruction knocks Reeshi dizzy. Destruction gets the front facelock for the Countdown to Armageddon. The crowd are roaring and lightbulbs are flashing as Destruction lifts the giant. Reeshi is held high in the air, but falls out of Destruction’s arms -Coral Reesh 1 – 2 – 3!’
Reeshi: All five of you, all five of you will taste defeat, and I will once again retain my XHF Championship simply because I can!
A clip of Reeshi delivering the Coral Reeshi to Rage is played.
Reeshi: Just because you now see what you made, just because you now see what that match I had with you did for me and for my career, you can say you made me for all I care, but you sure as hell can’t break, and tonight’s the night I prove it to you! The camera cuts back out to the arena as “Poem” by Taproot blasts out and the camera zooms around the arena. The audience is of course, crazy, but that’s nothing new. As “Poem” comes to an end, the lights go up on the arena. Suddenly, smoke begins to pour from the ceiling as “So This is Xmas” By John Lennon plays. As the smoke wafts down, Mongo comes out in a Santa cap and “ho ho hos” all the way down the ramp. He then proceeds to the commentators table.*
Joey: Well, I think that explains what the large chunk of dry ice was for.
Cole: Leave it to Mongo to try to outdo the PPV’s intro.
King: At least his music made sense to the PPV itself.
Mongo: Ho Ho Ho guys! Are you ready for a Christmas special that will blow away all others!
Ray: Hell yeah! Is “It’s a Wonderful Life” on?
Mongo: Ha ha ha, NO! ….Stupid “It’s a Wonderful Life.”
Cole: I’m ready to get on with this, how about you guys?
Mongo: I know I am, lets get the p-
Joey: Hold on……………………….There we go, sorry, my contact fell out, continues.
Mongo: Lets get the party started!
*”Rinse the Raindrops” blasts as Bongo, walks out with a big smile and waves to the cheering fans, he then proceeds down the ramp and to the ring*
Mongo: This match was so awaited for it got moved to the PPV, last time these two had a bout it was Xtreme! I’m sure Bongo will make sure that this match is not a letdown!
*"We Don’t Die” blares out as E-Money comes flying up through the entryway ala Rey Mysterio, he then head down the ramp to a chorus of boos*
Mongo: BOOOOOO!!!! Go back to your getto!
Ray: Now that was just offensive
Mongo: Yeah, yeah it was, boooooooo!
Bongo Vs E-Money
*E-Money enters the ring as Bongo stairs him down, but not too long later, bongo charges his opponent and bodyslams him into the turnbuckle! Bongo grabs E-Money by the neck and throws him across the ring, E-Money landing like an accordion. But E-Money quickly regroups and stands up as Bongo charges him once more, this time attempting a giant clothesline, but E-Money ducks it and hits the ropes. E-Money attempts to hit some sort of flying maneuver, but Bongo catches him in mid-air and slams him down with a huge sideslam that shakes the ring! E-Money holds his back in pain as his opponent covers him, 1... 2... E-Money gets his shoulder up.*
Cole: "Wow, Bongo is hitting E-Money hard here in the beginning"
Mongo: "Yep, that’s Bongo for ya!"
Joey: "All crap wrestling..."
*Mongo looks over at Joey.*
Joey: "What?!"
*Bongo picks E-Money up and grabs him around the neck pulling him up in a double handed choke hold, but E-Money kicks Bongo in the groin forcing him to release the hold! The referee didn't see the blatant kick because he was looking at the choke hold. E-Money hits the ropes and charges at the doubled over Bongo and hits a Jump Swinging DDT bringing him down! E-Money runs to the ropes again and hops on the middle rope, flying with a moonsault and connecting. E-Money pulls up Bongo's leg to cover, 1... Bongo kicks out with authority sending E-Money flying across the ring! E-Money stands up almost instantly, but Bongo charges him and clotheslines him over the top rope and out of the ring. The referee protests as Bongo exits the ring. He starts the ten count. 1... Bongo makes his way down the steps; 2... Bongo begins to walk toward E-Money who is fallen on the ground; 3... 4... Bongo picks up his opponent and lifts him over his head in a military press; 5... Bongo throws his opponent up in the air, but E-Money grabs onto his neck and reverses the move into a swinging neck breaker in mid-air!*
RAY: "What a reversal!"
MONGO: "Um... uh, that sucks."
*The two men remain down until the referee reaches the count of eight and E-Money begins to stir. E-Money stumbles toward the ring and slides in breaking the count. Bongo is still down outside as his opponent takes time to recover, but suddenly without warning, E-Money grabs the top rope and catapults himself upward. E-Money hits the top rope and hops off hitting a 180 moonsault, but at the very last second Bongo rolls out of the way! E-Money lands on the hard floor outside as Bongo begins to recover. Bongo picks E-money up and rolls him back into the ring before he enters again himself. He stairs down at the fallen E-Money for what seems like an eternity before he finally picks him up and attempts an Xtreme Driver, but E-Money wraps his legs around Bongo's neck and flips him around with a reverse Hurracanrana!*
Cole: "Wow, E-Money with another AMAZING counter"
King: "This match is intense!"
Ray: "You can say that again."
King: "This match is-"
Ray: "No, don't say it again"
*E-Money walks over to the turnbuckle and begins to ascend to the top rope. E-Money jumps off and hits Bongo with a Phoenix splash! He goes for the cover, 1... 2... 3!!!*
WINNER: E-Money
Joey: "OH MY GOD! E-Money defeats Bongo with a Phoenix Splash, something that Bongo could NEVER pull off."
Mongo: He probably could if he tried
*"TNT" by AC/DC begins to play over the PA. Carnage steps out into the arena. Red pyro shoots off, and he makes his way down to the ring. He slides into the ring, and sits on the turnbuckle.*
Cole: "Carnage seems to be the odd man in this whole equation"
*...DISTURB..."DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS" hits the PA system as Scarhead walks down the ramp with the look of concentration in his eyes...as he walks straight to the ring without the crowd getting the
best of him....*
Mongo: "BAH! Damn RWF, I sure hope Scarhead doesn't win this one."
Ray: "Well, he very well could."
*Suddenly an eerie mist creeps out from the backstage area and pyro after pyro explode as two figures emerge from the mist while "Between Angels and Insects" By Papa Roach blasts over the PA system. Through the curtains step the Psyko One, Psyko Stevo and his trusty manager, Master Shidoshi. Shidoshi has the NFWA X-Treme title draped across his left shoulder and Psyko Stevo has an intense look in his eyes. He is decked out in his full black ninja suit as usual. Psyko Stevo walks down the steel rampway, bows to Master Shidoshi then slides in the ring headfirst before springing to his feet and going to his corner. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and the official calls for the bell.*
Cole: "Psyko Stevo has been making a great impression in the XHF here over the past few weeks, I wouldn't be surprised if he pulls out a victory here tonight."
*POD's School Of Hard knocks hits the P.A. system as neon green lights flash around the arena. "The King Of Old School" Gavin Green step through the curtain to cheers from the fans. He quicly makes his way down the ramp and does a pass around the ring before getting inside.*
King: "Hey, these fans LOVE Gavin Green"
Joey: "Yeah, I bet they don't like Mongo McMichaels over here though."
Mongo: "Joey, I swear to God you better shut up or I'm gunna fire you."
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air.Harry then points to the entrance way and Veronica Caine comes out.They both head to the ring and Harry gets in and he holds the rope down for her.He gets in and goes to the top rope to raise his arms.When he does that he gets a loud burst of cheers followed by Harry chants.He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
Cole: "And here comes the reigning Suicidal Champion, Hardcore Harry."
XHF SUICIDAL CHAMPIONSHIP:
HARDCORE HARRY (c) vs. GAVIN GREEN vs. CARNAGE vs. SCARHEAD vs. PSYKO STEVO
*All five men stand in the ring, each in a corner and Hardcore Harry and Gavin Green in a corner of their own, and stair each other down as the tension builds. The referee rings the bell and instantly, all hell breaks loose as Carnage, Stevo, and Scarhead charge toward each other and begin an attack. Harry and Gavin slide out of the ring and begin to pull various weapons out from under the ring and toss them inside. In the ring, Psyko Stevo and Carnage begin to double team Scarhead. They Irish whip him into the ropes and follow through with a double arm drag. Scarhead lands on a trash can that Gavin Green threw in and completely flattens it! Carnage goes to high-five Stevo for their team work, but Stevo grabs his arm and wisps him around into a full Nelson suplex pin. The referee goes for the count, 1... 2... Scarhead breaks the count when he smashes a Singapore cane over the chest of Psyko Stevo!*
Joey: "Ouch..."
Ray: "I'd hate to be Psyko Stevo right now, that looked painful."
*Scarhead hits Stevo in the chest multiple times before he covers him, 1... 2... Hardcore Harry slides into the ring and breaks the count. Harry begins an assault on Scarhead and begins to stomp a mudhole into him, but at the same time Carnage recovers, hits the ropes, and bulldog's Hardcore Harry's head right onto a trash can lid! Carnage points down to the fallen champion and shouts something out, but the fans begin to cheer as Gavin Green hops onto the apron with a Singapore can in hand and begins to climb the turnbuckle behind him. Carnage turns around Gavin Green leaps off smashing the cane over Carnage's head literally breaking it in two! Carnage falls to the ground, unconscious and busted open as Gavin drops what’s left of the Singapore cane. Gavin turns around and Psyko Stevo tosses a chair at him. Gavin catches it and Stevo follows through with a Psykonatior!*
Joey: "THE PSYKONATIOR!"
Mongo: "The what?"
Joey: "Oh, don't worry about it, its just a knockoff of some other company's guy's move."
Mongo: "Ah, that’s what makes the XHF great!"
*Stevo goes for the cover, 1... 2... Gavin just barely kicks out! Exhausted, Stevo rolls out of the ring to recover for a minute as Scarhead (who is inside the ring) begins to recover himself. Scarhead begins to beat on Hardcore Harry's head with a clenched fist, but Harry rakes his eyes and the two begin to brawl. Meanwhile, Stevo pulls Gavin Green out of the ring and those two begin to brawl once again. Gavin manages to get an upper hand and he Irish-whips Stevo into the steel steps, which keeps him down for a minute. Gavin goes back under the ring and pulls out a table, which gets a huge response from the crowd, and begins to set it up at ringside. Inside the ring, Harry and Scarhead continue to brawl as Carnage is still unconscious. Harry backs Scarhead into the ropes and delivers several chops to his chest which make sickening thuds. Harry slings Scarhead into the opposite set of ropes and tries to follow through with a big boot, but Scarhead slides under it and out of the ring. The fans begin to boo as Scarhead begins to walk away from the match and Harry protests, but from behind, Carnage sneaks up and rolls the champion into a pin. The referee goes for the count, but Harry kicks out with authority before the referee can even make it to the mat!*
Ray: "Well, um folks, Scarhead just joined us here at the announce table. Any words, Scarhead?"
*Scarhead remains silent and just watches the match.*
Ray: "Uh... I guess not."
*Meanwhile outside, Stevo and Gavin continue to brawl as Gavin goes to cover his opponent... but the referee is busy in the ring. The fans count "1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6..." and FINALLY the referee looks and sees the pin outside. He slides out of the ring and goes to the ground to count, 1... 2... Stevo kicks out. At the same time, in the ring, Harry Irish-whips Carnage into the ropes and then catapults him over the top rope with a body press slam sending Carnage through the table set up below! Harry exits the ring and goes to pin Carnage. The referee counts 1... 2... both Psyko Stevo and Gavin Green make the save and pull Harry off of the battered body of Carnage. Stevo makes a motion to Gavin Green to do a double elbow drop on the Suicidal Champion, and Gavin nods his head, but doesn't stay true to his word as he charges Stevo and almost decapitates him with a huge clothesline from hell! Gavin begins to walk up the steps to the apron of the ring and begins to ascend the turnbuckle. Gavin reaches the top and looks out to the crowd as they get louder and louder. Gavin leaps off and executes a Rolling Hangover landing on both Psyko Stevo and Hardcore Harry! At the same time, Scarhead gets up from his position at the announce table and grabs the chair he was sitting on.*
Joey: "Where the hell is he going?"
Mongo: "Well, he’s in the match, ya know."
Joey: "No shit, Sherlock."
*Gavin Green slowly goes to pin both Harry and Stevo, 1... 2... Scarhead runs in and smashes the chair over Gavin's back breaking the count! Scarhead smashes it over Gavin two more times, each time making Gavin scream in pain. Scarhead snickers before he drops the chair and goes to look under the ring for something. Scarhead takes a long time looking which gives his opponents time to recover. Harry is the first man up and he grabs the chair Scarhead dropped. Harry walks over to Scarhead's position and begins to aim for a shot. Scarhead doesn't notice, since he is looking under the ring. Harry swings the chair and smacks Scarhead right in the ass sending him flying underneath the ring!*
King: "OH MY GOD!!!"
*The whole announce team laughs loudly with the audience. Harry then drops the chair and walks back over to the wreckage where Gavin Green, Carnage, and Psyko Stevo lay. Harry grabs Stevo and rolls him into the ring then follows suit with Carnage. Harry then checks on his tag-team partner, Gavin Green and helps him up. The two still know they're at war though and Harry slides into the ring as Gavin pulls a ladder out from under the ring. Gavin carries the ladder over to the entrance ramp and sets it down before he runs and slides back into the ring. Harry stomps on Stevo as Carnage begins to use the ropes to get himself up, but just as Carnage stands up, Gavin Green blindsides him with a clothesline to the back of his neck. Carnage falls to his knees again and Gavin runs and hits the ropes before he low dropkicks Carnage right to his head sending him through the middle rope and out of the ring. With Carnage out of the picture, Gavin goes to help Harry out with Psyko Stevo. The two pick him up and begin to Irish-whip him into the ropes. Harry follows through with a knee to Stevo's gut sending him flying before he hits the mat. At the same time, Gavin begins to climb a turnbuckle to the top rope. As soon as Stevo went down, Gavin leaps off with a huge Dragon Attack and connects!*
Joey: "That Dragon Attack, a huge move for Gavin Green."
Ray: "Wow, this match is insane!"
* The Dragon Attack took a lot out of Gavin but he begins to recover quickly as the fans cheer and Harry waits for him. Harry holds out his hand over Stevo for what looks like a handshake and Gavin reluctantly takes it. Gavin goes to let go, but Harry won't let him. Gavin looks a little confused but the champ utters a few words and points down at Stevo and instantly the two drop with a double elbow drop to Psyko Stevo. The two get up instantly and rally the fans as Stevo rolls out of the ring in pain. Harry and Gavin continue to rally until they both accidentally bump into each other and realize they are the only ones left in the match.*
Ray: "Uh-oh. They're the only ones left, and they're tag-team partners... they're gonna have to fight each other."
Joey: "Oh, that shouldn't be a bad thing."
Mongo: "Here comes the money!"
*The tag-team partners look each other over quickly before they both lock up in a grapple. Harry overpowers Gavin and pushes him into the ropes. Harry backs off for a second and then charges back at Gavin knocking him out of the ring. The champion exits, but as soon as his feet hit the floor, Gavin smashes a stop sign over Hardcore Harry's head, knocking the Harry down. Gavin looks over at the ladder and realizes that its time, but instead of setting it up there, he brings it to the top of the stage. Gavin sets it up on the edge of the stage as Harry stands up and wonders what the heck he’s doing. Gavin looks back down to the ring and motions to Harry to just bring it, and the champ begins to walk up the ramp, looking for a fight.*
King: "What the hell is gonna happen here?"
*Harry charges at Gavin, but he rolls out of the way. Gavin turns around and Harry charges him once again this time actually connecting with a clothesline knocking Gavin off the stage and onto an equipment crate! The referee looks mortified as Harry looks to the ladder and begins to ascend it. Harry takes his time and finally reaches the top as the crowd roars in anticipation of the next move. Without thinking twice, Harry leaps off the ladder with a huge elbow drop connecting with Gavin below the stage tripping off some pyros in the process which explode very close to the two men!*
The Peanut Gallery: "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*The referee is stunned to see this but sees that Harry is covering Gavin. The ref runs down the ramp and over to the crate where he begins to count, 1... 2... 3!*
Winner and still XHF Suicidal Champion: Hardcore Harry
Cole: "What a match, that truly was Suicidal folks!"
Joey: "OH MY FUCKIN GOD!!!"
King: "They... they're.... DEAD!"
*Ray cannot utter a single word.*
Mongo: "Cha-Ching!"
*EMTs rush out of the back and begin to check on all the men involved in the match, especially Gavin and Hardcore Harry.*
Joey: Wow, holy shit I guess
*"Who betta than Kanyon?" blasts over the speakers. Kanyon raises and spreads his arms, and spins around. Then he walks to the ring, telling the fans how great he is as he walks down the aisle. He gets up on a turnbuckle and raises an arm. Kanyon then grabs a mic and asks the question, "Who betta than Kanyon?" The crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon ignores them and acts as if they said what he wants to hear, and then says, "Nobody!" *
*Depech Modes strange love plays over the P.A. as pink lights flash all around. Dr. Strangelove slowly prances down toward the ring wearing his pink bowa and pink tights while blowing kisses to the fans.*
Cole: Although Strangelove loves Kanyon, I don’t think he’s gonna be holding back, he wants that date.
Kanyon Vs Strangelove
*Strangelove runs to Kanyon but is smacked down to the mat with an arm drag, and then locked in an arm bar. Kanyon gets off of Strangelove and lifts his arm, twisting it. He delivers an elbow to the back of Strangelove’s arm and then begins pounding him. Strangelove is lifted once again, and then hit with a swinging neck breaker. Kanyon brings Strangelove on top of the turnbuckle, and then pulls him off by his arm, his back colliding with the canvas. Kanyon pulls out Strangelove’s arm and then delivers a running knee drop, before kicking it once. Kanyon gets Strangelove in a wrist lock from behind, trying to wrap Strangelove’s whole left arm around his own abdomen, torturing him. Kanyon pushes him forward, putting his feet between his legs and slightly tripping him in the process. Kanyon goes off the ropes, with an elbow to the back of Strangelove’s left arm, turning him over for the cover, 1, 2, kick out.*
Mongo: Nice work on the arm there.
*Strangelove gets up, and Kanyon grabs his arm. Strangelove is able to release his arm from Kanyon’s grasp and jumps onto him with a Tornado DDT. Strangelove whips Kanyon across the ropes and then jumps onto him in another Tornado DDT position, but flips over turning it into a neckbreaker! Strangelove goes for one set of ropes, and then springboards off the middle rope with an Asai Moonsault to Kanyon!
Strangelove throws a kick at Kanyon, which he catches. Strangelove then hits him with an enziguri to the head, taking him down. Strangelove opens up Kanyon’s legs, and delivers a leg drop to Kanyon’s groin. Strangelove covers, 1 – 2- kick out. Before Kanyon can even get up, Strangelove jumps to the turnbuckle and flies off with a 360 nosedive corkscrew whiplash cross body to Kanyon, nailing him and getting the cover once again, 1 – 2 – kick out!*
Cole: Holy shit, what was that?!
Ray: It was uh…360 nosedive corkscrew whiplash cross body!
Joey: Idiot.
*Kanyon gets up, but Strangelove jumps over the ropes, now standing on the apron. Kanyon charges at him but is hit with a jaw breaker, as Strangelove slides under the bottom rope again. He whips Kanyon into the turnbuckle and hits him with a spinning drop kick to the head, then taking him down with a reverse double arm DDT. Strangelove covers, 1 – 2- kick out. Strangelove charges at Kanyon with a clothesline, but Kanyon ducks. From behind, Kanyon hits a twisting full nelson, ending in a pile driver to Strangelove! Kanyon picks up Strangelove and hits him with a German suplex, still holding on and picking Strangelove up. Kanyon floats over, delivering a front face buster to Strangelove, making the cover, 1 – 2- kick out. Kanyon pounds on Strangelove, going for the cover once again, 1 – 2- kick out near three.*
King: I actually feel sorry for Strangelove, he has to battle the one he loves in this match. It’s just not right I tell you, it’s just not RIGHT!
Joey: Are you crying?
King: (sniff) No…
*Kanyon whips Strangelove into the turnbuckle, and then puts him in the tree of woe. He pulls on Strangelove’s left arm while putting his feet against his chest for more pain and leverage. Strangelove falls over, causing the move to break. Kanyon sets Strangelove on the top and then locks in a Texas cloverleaf, leaving him hanging! Strangelove rolls over and Kanyon is driven to the mat, as Strangelove climbs the top rope.*
Ray: Will we see another 360 whiplash corkscrew nosedive cross body? I hope so!
Mongo: I don’t think that was the name of the move.
*Strangelove stands facing the crowd, delivering a twisting reverse hurricarana to Kanyon! The crowd pops at the Xtreme maneuver. Strangelove walks to one side of the ring, and does a cartwheel, then nailing a splash onto Kanyon. Strangelove covers, 1 – 2 – kick out. Kanyon gets up and begins trading punches with Strangelove, getting two for every one that Strangelove throws. Kanyon knocks Strangelove down with an unseen shot to the back of the head, pushing him forward before he lands on Kanyon’s chest. Kanyon whips Strangelove across the ropes, and catches him in an arm breaker! After the good doctor falls, Kanyon applies a reverse arm bar, nearly snapping his arm off.*
Joey: Nooooo!
King: It’s okay Joey, it’s okay.
*Kanyon pulls harder, yelling at Strangelove. Strangelove winces in pain, trying to reach the ropes. Kanyon cranks back, but still, Strangelove fights to get to the ropes. He sticks out an arm and is finally able to grab the rope, forcing Kanyon to release the hold. Kanyon lifts Strangelove and begins throwing quick shots to his abdomen. Kanyon gives him a northern lights suplex and bridges, 1 – 2 – kick out. Kanyon begins pulling his hair, frustrated. He stomps on Strangelove, and then lifts him for a belly to belly suplex. Kanyon throws Strangelove, but he lands on his feet! From behind Strangelove knees Kanyon in the back and takes him to the mat with a swinging reverse DDT, making the cover. 1 – 2 – kick out.*
Mongo: These moves are crazy!
Cole: How can you go from a reverse DDT to…that?
*Strangelove lifts Kanyon, setting him up for the Loving Feeling. Kanyon delivers a head but to the mid section of Strangelove, and then whips him to the ropes. Kanyon sets Strangelove up top, and then grabs his left arm in an arm breaker position. Kanyon flies backwards, flipping Strangelove over by his arm and twisting it, resulting in major pain. Strangelove gets up, holding his arm when he is drilled with the Kanyon Kutter, 1, 2, 3, winner!*
Winner: Kanyon
Ray: Kanyon’s got a new personal slave!
Joey: And Strangelove’s got a new broken heart…*sniff*
*The scene opens up to, the Xtreme-Tron. The lights dim in the arena, and blood begins to drip down the screen. The blood then forms into letters reading "The XHF Internet Champion"... the blood fades away, and new letters appear "He thrives on Pain"... "He is the master of Pain"....'Killer' by Iron Maiden, starts assaulting the arena PA system. Neon Green Pyro, starts erupting from the lights above the ring, there’s a moments pause, and then two massive blasts erupt out of the stage. The fans begin to cheer, as Kris Pain appears from behind the curtain with Tylene Buck on his arm. Kris flexes the arm that Tylene is hanging on, and she rubs his massive Bicep muscle. Pain walks to the ring, with Tylene still around his arm, and his Ring Mail Trench Coat brushing the floor of the arena. Kris climbs up the steps, and holds the ropes for Tylene. Kris then steps inside, and climbs the turnbuckle, flexing again, as Tylene claps for him. Kris takes his trench coat off, and throws it down to a stage manager, The New Blood, then jumps off the turnbuckle and helps Tylene out of the ring.*
Cole: Kris Pain. Dubbed as the next big thing for the RWF side, if he comes out of this match the victor he will certainly be that for the RWF.
King: He also has a huge advantage because, in case ya missed it Cole, his opponent was beaten to hell and back earlier tonight! Its like he has the champions advantage even though both men hold belts.
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Harry comes from behind the curtains. A big cloud of smoke fills the entrance area. Red, blue, and green lights hit the whole arena. Harry walks through the Smoke clouds and then stops. He raises his arm in the air and Pyro bursts from the side of him. He then continues to walk to the ring and the gets in. He goes up on the turnbuckle and raises his hand in the air. Which gets the fans going and they chant Harry Sucks. Harry then goes to the corner crosses his arms and waits for his opponent.*
Cole: Hardcore Harry. I don’t think there is anyone in any organization worldwide that did not think it was appropriate that this man won the last ever match in the XHF’s hardcore division. This guy is a legend
Internet/Suicidal Unification
Suicidal Champion Vs Kris Pain
*Pain and Harry eye each other up. Harry isn’t showing any sign of his injuries from earlier. They lock up. Kris Pain goes behind with a half nelson. The other hand is placed pushing onto the back of Harry’s neck. Harry takes the hold, not wanting to tire himself out further, before pulling Pain over with an ipponzei. The two stand off again. Harry offers his hand for a test of strength and Pain teases accepting it before stepping back again.*
King: Pain knows his advantage over Harry is the fatigue factor, so he’s not going to go diving in there at full pelt, wasting that advantage. He’s going to be making Harry work tonight.
*Pain refuses to advance, forcing Harry to make a lunge for him. Pain is able to dart away and Harry lands face first. His vulnerability is exposed by a lightning quick armbar by Pain. Harry screams and scrambles to the ropes. The referee breaks. Pain keeps the hold on for an extra second but not long enough to tempt a DQ.*
King: Good to see Harry’s brain is still intact by making it to the ropes.
*A snap suplex by Pain keeps Harry down. A step-over facelock is applied for a second before Kris goes straight for the Painmission. Harry is able to block the legs from wrapping around him and roll out of the move. Pain gets back on Harry with a front facelock but Harry uses his strength to counter it into a northern lights suplex. The pin gets two. Harry stands up but somehow Pain manages to hang on! Harry takes advantage yet again by hitting a brainbuster. The move livens up the crowd as Pain gets up into the corner. Harry charges at Kris for a big boot but Pain dodges. Harry’s foot ends up on the top turnbuckle in order to bounce off of it, but Pain hits a wicked chop on the knee, collapsing Harry to the floor.*
Ray: Ow.
*The top rope assists Pain in hitting stomps on the leg before Harry can escape. The referee breaks up the attack, allowing Harry to walk it off on the outside. As soon as Pain can shake the ref free he launches himself with a crossbody over the rope, which Harry reverses into a powerslam!*
Joey: Now that’s fucking hardcore!
*Harry raises his arm and high-fives some members of the crowd sitting in the front row. Pain is brought back up to his feet and shoved chest first into the ring apron. Harry climbs back into the ring and places Pain down with a scoop slam. He climbs the turnbuckle and taunts Kris before dropping onto him with a leg drop. Kris clutches his chest but Harry has trouble making the cover after landing on his hurt leg. He is able to reach across and press Pain’s leg against his chest 1 – 2 – kick out. Harry brings Pain up to his feet but receives a chop to the chest. Harry fires back with a shot to the face and receives another chop back. Kris surges forward with a clothesline knocking Harry down. Kris Pain taunts the crowd as Harry climbs up in the corner. Pain charges in but is hit with a Big Boot from Harry! Pain is knocked sideways into the referee and falls onto his side. Harry climbs up the turnbuckle and steadies his leg before wowing the crowd by hitting a moonsault. The leg is instantly hooked but the ref is out. Harry sees this and ignores it. With Pain down for the count he climbs up the turnbuckle again and delivers a second moonsault.*
Joey: Ha! The ref is down and he doesn’t give a fuck! He’s just here for some ass whoopin.
*He slowly stands up and signals for a third when Psyko Stevo dives into the ring from behind! Before Harry can turn his head the back of his knee is attacked by a barrage of sharp, precision kicks. Harry drops to his knees but the attack continues. He falls onto his chest and the leg is wrenched into a half Boston crab. The referee stirs and Stevo quickly releases the hold, rolling Harry over onto his back. Stevo laying over Hardcore Harry’s chest is the only thing the ref sees, and he counts the three enforcing the twenty four seven rule.*
Cole: We have a new Suicidal Champion!
Ray: What happens now?
*The referee gets up with full attention on him, and to the delight of the crowd he signals for Psyko Stevo and Kris Pain to get it on!*
King: Kris Pain just lost his advantage!
*Psyko dives in quickly for the cover 1 – 2 – kick out! Psyko climbs up the turnbuckle looking for the third moonsault. He misses as Pain moves out of the way. Harry lunges for Psyko on one leg, and the referee just manages to block him. Other referees and officials swarm the ring on command of the ref ensuring that Harry cannot interfere in the match.*
King: That’s just not right Cole.
Cole: Psyko picked his moment to strike perfectly.
*Psyko laughs at Harry over the edge of the ring, and he is nailed with a desperation German suplex by Pain, who bridges for a count of two. Pain ducks under a charge from Psyko. Psyko hops over and bounces off of the ropes into a sleeper hold. Pain drops onto one knee to apply more pressure. After a crowd-building display of fist clenching Stevo connects with a few swung elbows and drops his opponent with a back suplex. After catching his breath he jumps onto the ropes. He springboards off with a Psyklone attempt but misses. He stumbles into a Northern Lights suplex 1 – 2 – kick out! Kris Pain sets up the standing headscissors. He lifts Psyko Stevo up for the Pain Bomb but Stevo slips out. Stevo hits a desperation elbow to the face, catching Pain off guard. He pauses for a moment before hitting another one, then two more in quick succession. With Pain finding it hard to stand Stevo grabs his head and plants it with a DDT. He picks up Pain again and nails a floatover DDT 1 – 2 – 3!*
Winner: Psyko Stevo
Cole: He’s done it!
Joey: Two guys went into a match with belts and a third guy left with them both!
Cole: But what about Harry? He earned that shot and had it taken away from him.
King: And Pain had to work two opponents in one match. Say what you want about the advantage he had anyway, but that wasn’t in the script.
*The ref has the United States title in his hand as he ties it to the loop and it is hoisted above the ring. The ring crew finishes setting up the ring with boards of nails in each corner rather then the turnbuckles and gets out of the ring as the ring as the Rat's music hits*
Cole: If you are weak at heart I would leave the room or change the channel.
Mongo: Damn you Cole what are you trying to do ruin our buy rate.
King: Dock him pay Mongo.
*The RWF logo flashes upon the Xtreme-Tron as the lights go out. I Want To Conquer The World by Bad Religion blasts through the sound system as scenes from the RWF victories flash across the Xtreme-Tron. As the song goes to its chorus Rat Bastard and Mini Bong-Hoe emerge from behind the curtain Rat is wearing his "Voice Of The Revolution" T-shirt. The RWF supports in the crowd voice there pride and cheer as Rat grins wickedly at the top of the ramp.....while the loyal XHF fans boo loudly at the sight of the RWF leader. Rat slowly makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. Rat paces around the ring and stares up at his United States Championship that is hanging above his head.*
Mongo: I swear one day I am going to get rid of that bastard once and for all.
*The arena fades into almost a silver hue as the words "SIMPLY SENSATIONAL" slowly fade across the Xtreme Tron. Suddenly the strings of Theory Of A Deadman's "Invisible Man" fill the hallowed halls with excitement. It all comes to fruition as Prodigy steps through the curtain, water bottle in hand, and smirk across his face. He is wearing his new "Beginning, End, And Aftermath" logo t-shirt as he stops at the top of the ramp and retrieves a mic from a staff member.*
Prodigy: Rat it seems are time has come. Your family is safely locked away but after tonight you will be in no way safe. If it is not the nails or the strap that I use to destroy you it will be the little surprise I had the ring crew set up. Behind one of those beds of nails there is a block of C-4 strapped up that will explode on IMPACT!
Ray: I didn't think this match could get any worse.
Mongo: Leave it to the XHF to surprise you every time.
Cole: What if someone gets seriously hurt in this match?
Mongo: Lets just hope it is Rat.
*Prodigy begins walking towards the ring as Rat calls for a mic of his own and is tossed one. Rat motions for Prodigy to stop where he is and he does.*
Rat Bastard: Well that is a nice little surprise you got there Prodigy, but I am the master of surprises and I have a surprise for you.
Mongo: Damn him he has Got Scorpion to do his dirty work.
Joey: Scorpion? I thought he was nuts.
*Rat motions for Prodigy to turn around and he is greeted by Scorpion with a flurry of punches. Prodigy tries to fight back and has Scorpion reeling back and shoves his head between his legs but Scorpion drops to one knee and catches Prodigy with a low blow. Prodigy is leaned over in pain and Scorpion whips Prodigy towards him and flap jacks him up for a Xtreme Neck breaker onto the steel ramp. Scorpion lifts Prodigy to his feet and walks him down the ramp and rolls him in the ring. Rat Bastard smiles at Scorpion as the ref ties the leather strap around the wrist of Prodigy and then around the wrist of Rat. Scorpion stands around like he is going to stay around for the whole match but Rancor will not stand for that as he runs down the ramp and jumps onto the back of Scorpion taking him down to the floor.*
Cole: Here comes Rancor to save his partner
Mongo: It may be to late now Rat has Prodigy right where he wants him
*Rancor and Scorpion fight to their feet and Scorpion is able to whip Rancor into the ring barrier. Scorpion runs at Rancor and is back dropped over the ring barrier into the crowd. Rancor climbs over and they fight off into the crowd. As the ring bell rings and the match officially begins.*
Absolute Survivor Match
Rat Bastard VS Prodigy
United States Championship
*Rat Bastard begins stomping away at the already warn down Prodigy. Rat loops up the slack on the strap and begins whipping Prodigy across the back with it. Prodigy begins to get to his knees as Rat whips and whips away at the back of Prodigy, but it seems to be helping him more then hurting. Red marks engulf the back of Prodigy as he gets to his knees and punches at the mid section of Rat Bastard. Rat punches down on the top of the head of Prodigy to stop him but it does not help as Prodigy explodes to his feet and drives him to the mat with a vicious spine buster. Rat gets to his feet in pain holding his back. Rat slides out of the ring and tries to pace around but Prodigy yanks on his end of the strap and Rat is yanked back first into the ring apron. Rat falls to the mat and lays on his stomach holding his back in pain as Prodigy reels in the strap more and more pulling Rat unwillingly to his feet. Rat leans up against the ring apron to hold himself up as Prodigy moves over and loops the strap and wraps it around the neck of Rat then continues reeling on the strap until Rat is literally hung by the strap.*
Mongo: Choke him damn you choke him!
Cole: Mongo!
Mongo: What?
*Rat grabs at the strap around his neck trying to free the strap so that he can breathe but Prodigy just pulls harder and harder on the strap. Prodigy's veins begin to show as he holds Rat using the strap choking the life out of Rat Bastard. Rat Bastards arms are waving like crazy when they suddenly stop. Rat is hung and is lifeless. Prodigy releases the rope and lets Rat Bastard fall to the floor as the crowd is silent in shock as Rat Bastard lays out on the floor unconscious as Prodigy rolls out of the ring and retrieves the ladder. Prodigy slides the ladder in the ring and slides in after as Rat rolls over on the outside showing a sign of life. Prodigy sets up the ladder under the hanging title and begins his decent to the top of the ladder. Prodigy nears the top and a new champion is certain until Rat Bastard gets to his feet on the outside. Rat yells out at Prodigy to slow him and Prodigy only turns and flips him off then turns and climbs one more rung just out of reach of the title as Rat Bastard pulls with all his might on the strap and sends Prodigy crashing from the top of the ladder to the mat shaking the ring upon impact.*
All: OH MY GOD!
Cole: He was so close.
*Rat Bastard leans on the ring apron as Prodigy rolls around the ring in pain. Rat rolls in the ring and pulls up the slack on the strap as Prodigy slowly gets to his feet. Prodigy gets up to his feet and staggers around. Rat Bastard spits in the face of Prodigy and yanks the strap with full force crashing Prodigy into the ladder. Rat stomps away at Prodigy then drops down and locks him in the Rat Trap. Prodigy uses his massive arms to try and crawl to the ropes out of instinct but this match is no DQ so Rat does not release the hold. Prodigy fights with elbows to the face of Rat and Rat releases the hold, but the damage has been done as Prodigy holds his neck in pain. Rat gets to his feet and holds the ropes and stomps on the injured neck of Prodigy. Prodigy rolls out of the ring falling flat on his back as Rat taunts to the crowd. Rat sets the ladder back up and begins climbing as Prodigy gets up but is visibly in pain. Prodigy climbs in the ring and begins climbing the ladder right behind Rat and grabs him by the back of the tights. Rat kicks back but misses and nearly loses his balance but is able to regain. Prodigy climbs directly under Rat and sets him up on his shoulders. Rat punches the top of the head of Prodigy but it only causes Prodigy to lose control and the two both fall off of the ladder. Prodigy lands roughly on the mat as Rat gets the worse of it and hits back first in to corner bed of nails.*
Mongo: YES!
Joey: YES!
King: What are we YESing for?
Mongo: Rat is all bloody.
King: Oh. YES!
*Rat Bastard springs to his feet in pain holding his bloody back as he staggers into the ladder knocking it over onto the opposite corner before falling flat on his face in the middle of the ring. Both men are completely laid out in the ring. Prodigy seems to have landed hard on his neck as he is not moving but he has the hold of his neck. The camera zooms in on the back of Rat Bastard as several cuts can be seen flowing with blood. Prodigy starts to rattle around and pulls himself up on the ropes as Rat Bastard is still not moving at all. Prodigy stands over his fallen opponent and spreads out his arms and screams in anger then lifts Rat Bastard to his feet. Prodigy lifts him up for a high vertical Suplex and finishes off with Rage Against the Xtreme. Prodigy glares down at his fallen opponent and spits on him. Prodigy walks away and lifts the ladder then sets it up directly over the lifeless body of Rat Bastard. Prodigy begins climbing the ladder slowly as Rat Bastard begins to sit up. Prodigy is nearly touching the title when Rat Bastard grabs a rung on each side of him and tips the ladder over sending Prodigy crashing into a bed of nails and BOOM it is the corner with the hidden C-4 and Prodigy's own surprise back fired on him as he is engulfed in a small flame.*
ALL: Oh MY GOD!!!
*The ref slides in the ring and puts out the fire with an extinguisher before anymore damage can be inflicted on Prodigy. Rat Bastard gets to his feet and sets up the ladder. Rat Bastard can barley stand as he tried to climb the ladder and his pace is very slow. Prodigy is still not moving as Rat is half way to glory with nothing to stop him he makes it to the top and retrieves his United States Championship.*
Winner and Still XHF United States Champion: Rat Bastard
Mongo: God Damn it. Mark my words I will get that fucker one way or another.
*Rat falls from the top of the ladder to the mat and both men are rushed to and attended to by medics.*
Ray: Shit dude, that was intense, and scary cool!
Mongo: Yeah, too bad the wrong guy won!
*Suddenly inside the arena, all the lights dim as the daunting tune of "Liberate" by Disturbed hits the PA! Then, as it's opening chords reverberate throughout the arena and the chorus of the song begins, a gold spotlight falls upon the top of the stage where just then the sadistic figures of Kinetic themselves, Fury, Venom appear! Then, as the spotlight on them fades away and the song continues in the background, they all strut on down the ramp to a HUGE chorus of cheers from the crowd, and once reaching the bottom of the ramp, both climb right up onto the ring apron and after then stepping on through the ropes and into the ring, both Fury & Venom set off to nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd. Then, after finishing these routine taunts of theirs, both Kinetic members climb down from the turnbuckles and proceed to lean up against them as they await the emergence of their respective opponents.*
Cole: Kinetic: upcoming or already there? Tonight we find out.
*The crowd begins to buzz as Dragpipe's "Simpleminded" slowly dawns the PA system. The arena fades into a gray haze then to red. Suddenly piercing white lights cut through the fog near the entryway, leading Daniels and Velez through the curtain. Daniels is clad in his black robe, red sash, and dangling Onk pendant, while Velez is in his short dark blue attire, with "Grace Personified" written on it in silver. They continues to the ring as the announcer speaks the name of the team...Grace Personified!.. Daniels removes his hood and casts it aside before sprinting the rest of the way. He slides in under the bottom rope and runs to the second turnbuckle to taunt the crowd. Charlie walks up the ring steps and goes through the second rope, and jumps on the turnbuckle next to Daniels. Daniels is smirking, he lowers his arms and turns to await his opponent, while Charlie jumps off the second rope and stands in the center of the ring.*
Cole: Daniels is a proven opponent in independent promotions here and overseas.
King: I’m glad he can’t here me right now, because he hasn’t reproduced any of his success here in the XHF!
Ray: Now is his chance to shut you up.
*"Cold" by Static-X is heard, and The Dark Parade walk out. The Scarecrow is wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses, as The Pumpkin is wearing Big Round Sunglasses. They then slide into the ring and jumps on the second rope. The Scarecrow stares at the crowd, and The Pumpkin rolls his shoulders and does a Christian type taunt. The Scarecrow then jumps off and throws his jacket and sunglasses out of the ring, as The Pumpkin jumps off his turnbuckle and continues to taunt to the crowd. The Pumpkin finally throws the sunglasses into the crowd, and waits in the center of the ring with his brother.*
Cole: I have a question King. Are these two together again because they make a great tag team or because they couldn’t cut it in singles?
King: I don’t care if they didn’t make it in singles – look at them now!
*The slow beginning of "The Energy" by Audiovent hits the PA system, and as the sound gets stronger, a pyro goes off before the vocals kick in. The Chris and Chris Connection walk out from the back curtain, looking around at the booing crowd. Adams flexes as Williams goes down to the middle of the ramp, spinning around to show off the back of his shiny jacket as both men tap their tag team title belts and get into the ring. They remove their belts and Williams takes off his jacket, handing them to the referee.*
Cole: The Champions Chris Adams and Chris Williams. You either love them or hate them…
King: And if you love them you’re a freak.
Ladders, Chains and Flaming Tables Match for the XHF Undisputed Tag Team Championship
Kinetic -Vs- Grace Personified -Vs- The Dark Parade -Vs- The Chris and Chris Connection ©
*The strap lowers and the referee hooks the title belts onto it, as Kinetic wastes no time to attack The Dark Parade. Grace Personified and The Chris and Chris Connection also go at it, to start off this match.*
Cole: Uh, does someone else want to be the play by play guy for this one?
King: By just talking you’re doing a better job then I would.
*Venom shoves The Scarecrow into the corner and kicks him in the gut, and then points up to the sky. He grabs him by the arm and throws him to the opposite corner, and once The Scarecrow hits it Venom runs to him. Venom jumps up going for a splash, but The Scarecrow catches him and throws him out of the ring. On the other side of the ring Chris Adams drives his huge forearm in the back of Christopher Daniels, and then grabs him by the throat and slams him down with a choke toss. Charlie Velez and Chris Williams are also exchanging blows, until Charlie knees Williams in the gut. Charlie then sets his leg onto the back of Williams neck, and then slams him hard with the Xtermination! Adams sees this and goes to clothesline Velez, but Velez ducks and runs to the ropes and jumps up for a flying clothesline, but Adams catches him and throws him out of the ring with a belly to belly suplex!*
Cole: That was clean out of the ring!
*Fury clotheslines The Pumpkin out of the ring and then soon follows. Fury grabs the head of The Pumpkin and slams him face first into the ring steps and then drops him into the padding with a backdrop! Fury grabs the ladder and proceeds to carry it into the ring, but Christopher Daniels comes running and dropkicks it into Fury’s face! Christopher Daniels climbs up to the top rope as Venom and The Scarecrow are fighting on the out side, waiting for them. Williams joins in the fight between Venom and The Scarecrow, as Christopher Daniels flies and knocks them all down with a corkscrew splash! Daniels gets up to his feet and taunts to the crowd, but then clotheslined from behind by Chris Adams. Adams picks up a near by chain and looks around at the arena, and then begins to whip Daniels with it! Daniels screams in pain as Adams continues the assault, as Charlie Velez is seen picking up the ladder that Fury used earlier. Adams finally stops and turns around, and Velez pushes the ladder to Adams. Adams catches the ladder, but Velez then dropkicks it into the face of Adams! Velez is the only man standing as he takes the ladder and slides it into the ring, and then follows and sets it up. Charlie begins to climb up the ladder, as The Pumpkin slowly rolls into the ring. He gets behind Charlie and forearms him in the back, and then climbs the opposite side of the ladder. He gets to the top and grabs Charlie in a front facelock, and then spins around connection with a tornado DDT off the ladder!*
Cole: The Dark Parade has been in these situations so many time their bodies are almost used to the pain.
Ray: You can never be used to bumps like that. It’s not natural.
*The Pumpkin holds his arm, as Charlie rolls out of the ring and lies on the padding motionless. The Pumpkin picks up the ladder and Fury comes into the ring, but then The Pumpkin knocks him down with a ladder shot right to the head! The Pumpkin places the ladder on top of Fury, and then goes to the outside and grabs a chain. He gets back into the ring and looks around the arena, and then begins to smash the chain against the ladder, smashing onto the chest of Fury! Venom climbs up to the apron and The Pumpkin swings the chain to hit him, but Venom ducks and drives a elbow into the stomach of The Pumpkin, and then flips into the ring. Venom runs to the ropes and jumps onto the second, and then moonsaults off, and connects with a Grand Finale V2! Venom screams in a rush of adrenaline to get the crowd pumped up, and then lifts up the ladder.*
Cole: Venom could win it for Kinetic here!
*He sets it up in the middle of the ring, and then begins to climb it as Chris Williams slides in a ladder. Williams climbs to the top rope and then flies off, drop kicking Venom off the ladder onto the third rope! Williams climbs up to his feet and grabs the ladder, and then smacks Venom across the head with the ladder! Venom falls to the mat as Chris Williams grabs the table and sets it up against the turnbuckle, and then he lifts up Venom. Chris Williams grabs Venom in a waistlock, setting Venom up for a German suplex, but Christopher Daniels comes from behind and forearms Williams in the back. Christopher applies a half nelson onto Williams, and half nelson slams him through the table!*
King: He’s not getting up.
*Williams is folded up in the corner, as Daniels stands up to his feet, to get kicked in the gut by The Scarecrow. Scarecrow forearms Daniels in the back multiple times, and then grabs him by the head and throws him into the ring post! Daniels falls to the padding holding his head, as The Scarecrow turns around to a dropkick by Charlie Velez. The Scarecrow gets up and goes to clothesline Velez, but Velez ducks and Adams gets in the ring and spinebuster slams The Scarecrow to the mat! Adams turns to Velez who is now running to a steel chain, but Adams grabs him before he can do anything. Adams slams him down with a sidewalk slam, and then goes to grab the chain. Charlie doesn’t waste anytime to get up, as he does and then stiff kicks Adams right in his face! Adams is now bleeding from the nose as Charlie picks up the chain and wraps it around his hand and punches Adams with it!*
Cole: One half of the tag team champions is busted open. Are we going to see
a title change?
*Charlie drops the chain and looks around the arena, to get a pop from the crowd, until Fury comes out of nowhere and double arm DDTs Charlie onto the chain! Venom is now finally up to his feet, as The Pumpkin rolls into the ring. Fury grabs the ladder as Venom grabs The Pumpkin by the throat and sits him down in the corner. Fury takes the ladder and puts it in front of The Pumpkin, between the bottom and second rope, as Venom goes to the opposite side of the ring. He looks around the arena and then springboards onto the third rope, and dropkicks the ladder into the face of The Pumpkin, from across the ring! The Pumpkin sits in the corner without any movement, as Kinetic both set up the ladder up in the middle of the ring. Christopher Daniels is seen with another ladder at the outside, as Williams has a chain in one hand and a table in the other. Williams sets the table up, and then sets it on fire! Daniels slides the ladder into the ring and hits Fury in the back with it, and then sets it up next to the already set ladder, as Williams gets in the ring and swings the chain across Venom’s back! Daniels and Williams both climb up the second ladder, and then Daniels punches Fury in the face. Daniels is able to turn Fury around and grab him in a full nelson, but then jumps off the ladder driving Fury down with a Judgment Call! Fury is now bleeding from the forehead from the impact, as Williams low blows Venom.*
Cole: This is becoming a bloodbath, and fast.
*Venom bends over on the ladder as Williams finally gets to the top, and hooks both arms of Venom. He looks around at the crowd, but then jumps off and slams Venom down with a tiger driver off the ladder!*
Joey: Oh my fucking god!
*The Scarecrow uses the ladder to help himself up, and then looks around the ring to see that he is the only one standing up. He seizes the opportunity and begins to climb up the ladder. The Scarecrow gets halfway there as a bloody Chris Adams climbs up to his feet, and goes to the opposite side of the ladder and begins to climb it. The Scarecrow and Adams meet at the top of the ladder, as Adams knocks The Scarecrow out with a Sweet Fist Music! The Scarecrow lies on the top of the ladder and Adams grabs him by the throat, and then chokeslams The Scarecrow off the ladder! Adams is now at the top of the ladder by himself, as Charlie Velez climbs up onto the apron, and then rolls into the ring. He low blows Adams, stopping the big man from climbing the ladder anymore, and then Charlie soon follows. He slowly gets to the top of the ladder and begins to forearm Adams from the top, but The Pumpkin finally gets to this feet and pushes the ladder, sending both men out of the ring through the flaming table!*
Cole: This is insane.
Joey: Absolutely fucking insane.
*Officials and referees come running down the ramp with fire extinguishers and put out the fire, as Christopher Daniels gets in the ring. Daniels runs to The Pumpkin, but gets knocked down with a spinning wheel kick. The Pumpkin grabs a chain and wraps it around Daniel’s throat and begins to choke him, taunting at the crowd at the same time. The crowd boos as The Pumpkin finally lets go and screams at Daniels to get up to his feet. Daniels slowly gets up as The Pumpkin goes to swing the chain across the head of Christopher Daniels, but Daniels ducks and picks The Pumpkin up onto his shoulders, and connects with the Last Rites! Daniels gets up to his feet and goes to the outside to grab a table, but out of nowhere Chris Williams smacks him across the head with a steel chain! Daniels falls to the padding and Williams grabs the table and slides it into the ring, and then follows and sets it up. Fury gets into the ring and goes to attack Williams, but Williams knocks Fury down with a flying forearm before he can hit him. Williams rolls the bloody Fury onto the table, and Williams looks around the arena trying to think of what to do next. A idea finally pops into his head and he runs to the ropes and jumps onto the second rope and connects with a modified Drop To Zero through the table! Chris Williams rolls around the ring for a little while holding his stomach, but is able to get up to his feet. The Scarecrow gets into the ring and taunts for Williams to turn around. Once Williams does, Williams runs to him, but The Scarecrow is able to take down Williams with a spear!*
Cole: I can’t keep up!
*The Scarecrow grabs the ladder and sets it up once more, and then begins to climb up it. Daniels gets into the ring and also begins to climb the ladder, basically racing The Scarecrow to the top. The two meet the top of the ladder and begin to trade blows, until Charlie Velez finally gets up to his feet and gets into the ring! Charlie grabs The Scarecrow and sets him on top of his shoulders, as Daniels looks ready to connect for a move. Daniels flies off, as Grace Personified perform the Climax! Charlie takes the other ladder and sets it up next to the first, as both men begin to climb up both ladders. Chris Adams finally gets back into the ring, and begins to climb up with Grace Personified. All three reach the top of the ladder, as Grace Personified punch Adams in the face. They both put on of Adams arms onto one of their shoulders, and then flip off the ladder with the Unwritten Law! Venom finally gets into the ring and begins to climb up the ladder. He takes his time, as he is out of breath, which allows The Pumpkin to follow him. The Pumpkin and Venom are now exchanging blows, as Tracy Brooks is now suddenly running down the ramp! She slides into the ring and gives a low blow to The Pumpkin! Tracy grabs him and pulls him down, slamming him to the mat, as Venom finally grabs the Undisputed Tag Team championships! Kinetic win the match!*
Winners and the new XHF Undisputed Tag Team Champions: Kinetic
Cole: I think actions spoke louder than any words in that match.
*"Liberate" blasts through the arena as Venom slowly walks down the ladder, and falls into the arms of Tracy Brooks. She is able to hold him up as Fury gets into the ring and helps Venom up. Venom holds both tag championships in the air to receive a huge reaction from the crowd, and then gives it to his partner. The two celebrate in the ring with a hug, congratulating each other. The two continue to celebrate, as a man jumps over the railing, and slides into the ring! Venom turns around and gets knocked down with a leaping crescent kick, as Grace Personified attack Fury from behind! Velez and Daniels stomp on Fury, as the man continues to beat on Venom, and lifts him up and sets him between his legs. The man lifts up Venom and holds him up by his arms, and drives him down into them at with a sitout crucifix powerbomb! Daniels lifts Fury up and holds him in a reverse crucifix powerbomb position, and goes to slam him down for a reverse powerbomb, but Charlie comes running, and the two connect with a Crucification! The three look around the ring and hold each others arms in the air, to get a mixed reaction from the crowd.*
Mongo: Wow, all I can say, wow
*Godsmack's "Greed" plays and red pyros shoot from the stage, and the smoke overtakes the stage and through it steps Scorpion. Scorpion has a title over each shoulder and shines each one before walking down the stage. Scorpion walks down the ramp and slides in the ring where he prepares for his match.*
Mongo: Something is not right in that man’s head
*Voices by Disturbed hits the PA as the crowd gives off a huge reaction for the challenger, Hanz. Hanz interacts with fans on his way to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, taunting the fans and staring cold into Scorpion’s eyes as the bell rings and the match starts off.*
Mongo: Now Hanz here is a former XHF champ, Scorpion will have one hell of a match on his hands
Ultimate Championship
Scorpion Vs Hanz
*Hanz and Scorpion square off in the center of the ring, with Scorpion quickly taking Hanz down with an arm drag. Hanz stumbles up and Scorpion charges at Hanz with a clothesline, but the Xtreme Army member ducks, and begins attacking Scorpion with multiple punches, until he is in the turnbuckle. Hanz lifts Scorpion on top of the turnbuckle and climbs up with him, sending him to the canvas with a rolling superplex. Hanz covers, 1 – 2 – kick out. Scorpion gets up and rams a knee into Hanz’s gut, then taking him off his feet with a dragon screw. Near the turnbuckle, Scorpion pounds on Hanz viciously, then stands up with a smug look on his face, as the crowd boos. As Scorpion stands over Hanz’s body, the challenger catapults him into the turnbuckle!*
Cole: What a move!
*Scorpion stumbles around, being drop kicked to the mat. Hanz lifts Scorpion and bridges with a Northern Lights Suplex, 1 – 2 – kick out. Scorpion and Hanz get up, facing off once again in the center of the ring. Scorpion charges at Hanz but Hanz ducks, flipping him over with a backdrop. As Scorpion gets up, Hanz leg sweeps him down. Hanz begins pounding on Scorpion until the Ultimate Champion is bleeding from the forehead. Scorpion gets up, barely balanced. Hanz lifts him onto his shoulders, and then spins him before dropping him down in a pile driver position! Hanz covers, 1 – 2 – another failed attempt. Hanz lifts Scorpion, and whips him across the ropes. Hanz drops to the mat and spins, tripping Scorpion. The Corporal jumps up and raises his arms out, causing the crowd to let out a huge pop. Scorpion barely gets up, his eyes filled with anger at the sight of Hanz. He runs towards him and slips under his arm, taking him down with a full nelson suplex. Scorpion then hits a fist drop on Hanz, followed by a running elbow drop to the head. A cocky Scorpion makes the cover, 1 – 2- kick out. Scorpion wipes some of the blood off of his forehead, pulling Hanz’s dreads to put him in a sitting up position. Hanz droops a little on his right side, when Scorpion runs at him with a side dropkick to the head! Scorpion covers, 1 – 2- kick out! Scorpion once again pulls up Hanz, slightly angered. Scorpion kicks Hanz in the gut, and grabs his head in a reverse DDT position. He lifts the former XHF Champion in a reverse DDT drop position, but holds him suspended in the air, his body still slightly bent. Scorpion runs to one set of ropes and bounces off, finally taking Hanz down in a jackhammer position with the leg hooked! 1 – 2 – kick out! Scorpion gets up and screams at the referee, before pushing him down. Scorpion slides under the bottom rope and searches under the apron, retrieving a baseball bat!*
King: This, I like.
Joey: This match rules!
Cole: He’s got a fucking bat! Stop that sick bastard!
Joey: No! Don’t!
*Scorpion gets back into the ring, impatiently waiting for Hanz to get to his feet. In one shot, Scorpion breaks the bat over a now profusely bleeding Hanz, tossing away the bat and making the cover, as the referee slowly counts. 1…2…shoulder! Scorpion threatens to punch the referee but is taken from behind by Hanz in a reverse DVD spot. Scorpion is able to fall out from behind, clinching Hanz in a schoolboy, 1 – 2 – kick out. As Hanz gets up, Scorpion tries for a punch, but misses. Hanz goes for a kick with his right leg, but Scorpion catches it. Hanz then backs into the turnbuckle, using the ropes for support as he uses his legs to push Scorpion away! Hanz remains sitting on the turnbuckle, and jumps off with a hurricarana, that Scorpion is able to turn into a powerbomb. Scorpion turns Hanz over, and drags him into the center of the canvas. Scorpion Death Lock! A look of torture masks Hanz’s face, as he desperately tries to reach the ropes. Crawling on his elbows, the bloodied Hanz extends his right arm, inches away from the bottom rope. With the tip of his fingers, he can feel it but is dragged back into the middle of the ring.*
Joey: It’s over here.
Ray: Damnit, reach the ropes!
*Hanz raises an arm to tap, but then struggles back, slowly. He nearly grabs the bottom rope but is pulled back into the center of the ring a second time, his legs in tremendous pain. Slowly struggling towards the bottom rope for a third time, Hanz is able to grab the bottom rope. The referee forces Scorpion to break the hold, as he and Hanz begin trading punches in the middle of the ring. Hanz punches Scorpion, and then ducks a swing from the Ultimate Champion. Hanz repeatedly chops Scorpion until he has him in the turnbuckle. Hanz backs away and then goes full speed at Scorpion with a spear! Scorpion barely stands in the turnbuckle, as Hanz delivers multiple shoulder blocks to his abdomen. Hanz grabs onto Scorpion and lifts him out of the turnbuckle, laying him flat with a spinebuster. Hanz bounces off the ropes and nails Scorpion with a knee drop, then grabbing his leg and twisting him into a cradle pin. 1 – 2- kick out. Hanz whips Scorpion across the ropes, but Scorpion sneaks under his arm and takes him down with a clothesline. Hanz gets up holding his back, and is slammed down again with a bulldog from Scorpion, who then lifts Hanz again. Hanz is whipped into the turnbuckle, as Scorpion hits him with the Scorpion Splash! Hanz is about to fall frontward, but Scorpion holds him up. He turns Hanz around and hits him with the Scorpion Death Drop, going for the cover, 1 – 2 – kick out! Hanz jumps to his feet, swiftly delivering a suplex to Scorpion from out of nowhere. Hanz whips Scorpion to the ropes, then clotheslines him straight out of the ring! Hanz pounds and stomps on Scorpion and during this rolls into the ring several times to break the ten count. Hanz finally gets back inside the ring as the referee counts for Scorpion. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, Scorpion gets under the bottom rope. Hanz pulls him into the center of the canvas, still face down, climbing up to the top rope. Hanz flies off connecting with an elbow drop to the back of Scorpion’s neck, turning him over to make the cover! 1, 2, kick out!*
Cole: So close!
Mongo: He had him right there!
*Hanz points to himself and asks the referee if he knows who he is, as Scorpion pushes Hanz into him from behind. Scorpion exits the ring and searches under the apron, pulling out a glass windowpane! Scorpion slides back into the ring and swings at Hanz, but Hanz smashes it into his face with a spinning heel kick!*
Joey & Ray: Holy shit!
*Hanz tosses the frame off to the side, raising his left arm with his fist closed. Scorpion’s white face paint is now covered in red, as he gets up and is kicked in the gut by Hanz. Hanzlinch! The referee slowly gets up as Hanz jumps to the top rope, flying off with the HanZenZimmer! Scorpion rolls out of the way, and Hanz crashes into the canvas, being cut in different places of his body by the glass pieces. Scorpion turns Hanz over and gets an arm over him, 1 – 2 – shoulder! The crowd goes insane as Scorpion stares up in disbelief, pushing himself up and waiting for Hanz. Hanz lifts himself off the blood-stained mat soon after, and begins trading punches with Scorpion in the middle of the ring. Scorpion blocks the last attempted swing, and elbows Hanz in the gut. Scorpion whips Hanz across the ropes and nails him with the Xtreme Neckbreaker on the return! Hanz just barely moves, lifeless on the mat when Scorpion turns him over and locks in the Scorpion Lock, looking for the win. Hanz gives no response, and the referee is forced to raise his arm for the knockout. Once, Hanz’s arm falls. Twice, Hanz’s arm falls. Three times, Hanz’s arm stops in mid air! Hanz hits the mat with his elbow, making Scorpion think he has won. Scorpion raises his arms to the crowd but Hanz slowly gets up, raising his left arm again! Scorpion turns around, waiting for the bell to ring when he is kneed in the gut – Hanzlinch! For the second time, Hanz jumps to the top rope. Hanz soars off the top rope with tremendous height from the HanZenZimmer, but Scorpion lifts his knees.*
King: So close.
Cole: This is the second time he’s had this match won! Damnit!
*Hanz stands, bent over holding his ribs in pain as Scorpion comes from behind with the Scorpion Plex, bridging, 1 – 2 – 3, Scorpion retains the title as "Greed" by Godsmack plays over the PA. With the back of his hand he cleans some blood off of his face as he is handed his Ultimate Championship. He holds it high in the air as he leaves the ring after the brutal match.*
Winner Scorpion
Cole: Those RWF bastards have still got our Ultimate Title, damnit.
Joey: I remember when it was the BDDWF Ultimate Title…good times.
Ray: Yeah, only to be ruined by the XHF.
Joey: Oh yeah! Great work Mongo
Mongo: Thank you
*Scorpion walks up the ramp with his ultimate championship, his ring attire cut and covered in patches of blood. As he walks forward, Rancor runs from behind the curtain and takes him down with a huge clothesline! Rancor begins stomping on Scorpion and throws him onto the stage. He pounds hard and then lifts him with a Shameful Existence off the stage! Scorpion lay out cold on the concrete as Rancor un-straps his European Title and holds it high in the air with Scorpion’s Ultimate Title in his left hand. Forest hits the PA and Rancor throws the Ultimate title down, landing near Scorpion’s chest. The behemoth of destruction walks behind the curtain with his championship belt, leaving Scorpion decimated. *
Cole: What the hell was that?
Joey: Holy shit!
King: He killed him!
Ray: Decimated!
Mongo: Sweet!
*"The Next Big Thing" plays across the PA and “Lesnar Love” steps out onto the stage in a long tie dyed boxing robe and tie dyed tights as he bounces back and fourth on the stage his music is interrupted but "DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE LOVE, DUDE LOVE BABY" and cheesy sixties music hits the PA as Dude Love steps out from the curtain followed by Brother Love and they stand next to Lesnar Love as he holds his head down in shame as Dude Love begins to dance the Charleston. Brock begins to walk down the ramp and he is soon followed. Brock hops up onto the ring apron and steps through the ropes as Dude Love and Brother Love enter via the steps.*
Mongo: Hahahaha! These guys crack me up!
Cole: Why are they out here?
*Dude Love grabs a microphone beginning to speak.*
Dude Love: Now, Lesnar Love has something to say! Lesnar Love was in denial for so long, but now he’s one in the Love Shack.
*Dude Love passes the mic to Lesnar, who begins to speak.*
Lesnar Love: For so long, I couldn’t see the love. The love that the love shack had. The love that I needed. Dude, Brother, I love you two!
*The three embrace in a group hug as the crowd watches in disbelief. Suddenly Lesnar pushes them both into the ropes and they bounce off, as Brock charges at them with a double clothesline! Brock lifts Dude Love and hits him with the F-5, then drags up Brother and nails him with an F-5 also.*
Cole: Chaos! Lesnar has turned on the love shack!
Joey: I don’t think he was ever "with" the love shack.
*Brock continues stomping the two in turns, as The Purist Evan Zecher and Big Bill emerge from the Xtreme-Tron, sliding into the ring. With Brock, the two begin destroying Dude Love and Brother Love.*
Cole: Big Bill, The Purist, and Brock Lesnar?
*The three continue their assault, when "School of Hard Knocks" hits the PA and out comes Gavin Green! Gavin grabs a Singapore cane from under the apron, sliding into the ring. He stares into the wall of The Purist, Big Bill, and Lesnar, unsure which of the three to swing at.*
Ray: Does it matter who he hits? The Love Shack ending, good. Beating on two men like that, not good. End this now!
*Lesnar just smiles in the face of Gavin Green, and lifts Dude Love’s body. Lesnar taunts Gavin with the knocked out Dude Love, and Gavin swings bashing the Singapore cane over Dude Love!*
King: I’m confused.
*The four all embrace in the center of the ring, tossing out the bodies of Brother and Dude Love. As Christy Williams walks out from behind the curtain, a microphone in hand.*
Christy: You see the four in the ring? That was my idea. You see the genius that I’ve become? That was my own doing. It’s not often you see a brainless woman trying to relive her high school days coming to wrestling and restoring intelligence. It’s nearly impossible. You don’t see many people able to round up talent like that. Yes, Gavin Green, Brock Lesnar, Evan Zecher, and Big Bill, Spectacular Style. It’s my own doing.
*The crowd gives off a mixed reaction as the four meet with Christy at the top of the ramp and they all leave backstage.*
Mongo: That was, well, disturbing, it cost a small fortune for Foley and Love to even come to the XHF, the lawsuits are gonna be bad
*The two cages are set up around the ring and around the ramp area, as the tunnel between the two are connected. Stone Sour are all set up next to the ramp area, receiving a big pop from the crowd.*
Corey Taylor: Hello XHF!
*Huge pop from the crowd.*
Corey: Mother fuckers, this is off our self-titled album, it’s fucking time to GET INSIDE!
*They begin "Get Inside" as the crowd bursts into an enormous ovation for the returning Rhein. A blue light starts scanning across the screen as the introduction plays. Then, when the song finishes the intro, the light expands, and as the crowd bursts into cheers, the light fades and the Xtreme-Tron shows Rhein the Killa's Xtreme Video.*
Corey Taylor: Seed, gotta let it grow, why ya gotta watch when I let it feed?
Better look into the mirror for the face you hide away, everyday
But I don't give a fuck; I let it roll - I smoke the old
Gotta run, gotta rend, gotta maim, gotta make it through another maze
STAY AWAY!
Please: wring the blood from my hands
Don't pretend that you understand me
I don't even want you looking at me
Motherfucker, GET INSIDE!
*It is at this point when Rhein comes out, followed by Lizzy Borden. He is wearing a long sleeveless blue coat, and black taping on his hands. His ring attire consists of black shorts, with red slashes on the side, and Rhein written on the back. He jogs to one side of the stage, and makes a 'Get Up' motion, before jogging to the other side of the stage, and making the same motion. He points to the crowd and gives them a thumbs up, and goes back to the ramp area. He walks onto the ramp, and starts walking down it. He stops mid-way on the ramp, and points to the ceiling, causing pyros of blue, black and red to go off. He walks round the ring, looking at the Annihilation Complex. He slides in the ring, before helping Lizzy in the ring. He walks over to a turnbuckle, and climbs it and holds his hands above his head, just as the chorus hits on the song. He does this on all four turnbuckles, before entering the center of the ring. He then does a taunt a lot like HBK's, and pyros go off all at once. He then waits for the crowd to calm down before talking. The song finishes as Stone Sour head to the back.*
Cole: His last two matches were against the champion Reeshi. He is Slain’s tag team partner. He is a sworn enemy of Destruction. This guy knows it all, he’s done it all – Rhein.
*The lights in the arena go out as the fans get to their feet in anticipation of who is to come. Suddenly... BOOM! Huge flames shoot out of the stage as the fans are shocked then begin cheering as "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica blasts over the sound system. They curtain flips open and Martyr walks out on stage to a huge pop from the fans. He looks around at the Annihilation Complex, and begins to walk down the ramp, getting cheers from the fans the whole way down. He walks around the ring and waits on the side of it, for his opponents.*
Cole: Despite his time spent with the company this is a first in many ways for Martyr.
King: He’s showing no fear though – and that’s essential in an environment like this.
*"Charlie Big Potato" by Skunk Anansie hits as Slain emerges from the depths of the Xtreme-Tron to a mixed reaction, and the XHF Cruiserweight championship around his waist. He raises his arms up as if on a crucifix with his middle fingers raised in front of the crowd either side of him. He finally makes it to the ring, and walks to one side of the ring.*
Cole: Slain is already our Cruiserweight Champion. He claimed that accolade just this Wednesday. Can he follow it up with another championship victory?
*The arena is suddenly plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on with anticipation as then suddenly the demonic new "Criss-Crossed Star" Symbol of Rage appears on the X-Treme Tron and then a few moments later, the screen turns to static until...BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the crowd is on it's feet in anticipation as multiple guitar riffs begin echoing throughout the PA, while on the screen in tune with the riffs, "FIST-OF-RAGE!" appears!!! Then, as the familiar and deadly tune of "Innervision" by System of a Down hits & starts up, the curtain flips back, and a grinning and sadistic-looking Rage with his gorgeous and as well sadistic wife, Torrie Wilson by his side, steps out onto the top of the stage. Following this, the two then strut arrogantly on down the ramp to a chorus of seemingly never-ending boos, giving cold & vicious stares of pure cruelty & evilness to the entire booing crowd all along the way, until then finally reaching the ring where, once inside, he sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, flipping off the crowd and taunting them sadistically from each and every corner, while in the meantime, Torrie stands outside the ring taunting off to the booing crowd in her own ways and cheering Rage on as well.*
King: What’s Torrie doing down here? She’s stepping into hell!
Cole: Rage has looked to be a genuine threat here tonight. Do not let his win/loss record throw you when judging this guy.
*The beginning of "Cochise" by Audioslave is heard, as a black screen fills up the Xtreme-Tron with a little barcode label in the bottom left hand corner. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand after the guitar at the beginning of the song, and Trish Stratus right behind him with her hands on her hips. Destruction pours the water on his head, and then begins to walk down the ramp, and then stops at the bottom, with Trish's arm around his waist. He looks around at the Annihilation Complex, and gives a quick kiss to Trish, and then walks to the side of the ring. Trish Stratus walks up the ring steps and goes under the bottom rope and waits in the ring, watching Destruction. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd, hitting one of the cells. The slow part of the song begins to end, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd. The song gets heavy again, and Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms in the air, and a white light on him. He then gets in the ring and goes to the corner of the ring doing the same taunt, while waiting for his last opponent, with Trish cheering him on.*
King: Destruction is back in the main event!
Cole: Again, like his fellow RWF member Rage despite recent losses ex-XHF Champion Destruction has looked back to his best form-wise.
*The screen comes on with Reeshi hitting Scorpion over the head with a chair, which quickly turns to Reeshi staggering to his feet, using his left arm for support on the ropes and is raising the XHF title above his head in his right arm, which then turns to Reeshi delivering the Coral Reeshi to win the XHF United States Championship, which then turns to a bloodied Reeshi standing tall in the middle of the ring, the screen switches back and forth between the four until neither can be made out. Each of the flicks become four separate flicks and cover the entire screen, one in each of the four corners of the screen. As each clip plays explosive goes off in the center of the screen, breaking through the corners closest to the middle of the screen on the four clips causing the screen to become a flame. As the flames continue to spread across the screen "Fear" by Disturbed hits the speakers, and out steps Reeshi. Reeshi stops and stands centered at the top of the ramp, with the XHF Championship over his shoulder. When two pyro explosives drop from the rafters and explode at the exact point on the ramp where it begins to descend, one on the right side and other on the left. Reeshi walks through the smoke from the explosions and makes his way to the ring. He circles the. He then rolls under he bottom rope and raises his XHF Championship above his head.*
Cole: And finally the Champion. Is there anything else to say?
King: It’s hard to picture the belt on anyone else.
Annihilation Complex for the XHF World Heavyweight Championship
Rhein The Killa -Vs- General Martyr -Vs- Slain -Vs- Rage -Vs- Destruction -vs- Reeshi ©
*Rage and Destruction immediately attack the XHF champion, as Martyr and Slain slide into the ring and goes to help their fellow XHFer.*
Ray: Martyr and Slain rushing o the aid of Reeshi? Didn’t they learn their lesson from the tag match on Gastro?
*Rhein joins into the brawl, attacking the XHF champion. Rhein shoves Reeshi into the corner and begins to give the boots to his stomach, as Destruction and Martyr trade blows in the center of the ring. Destruction drives a knee into the abdomen of Martyr, and then throws him to the ropes. Destruction bends over for a backdrop, but Martyr stops and kicks him in the face! Destruction rolls out of the ring holding his face, as Rage knocks Slain down with a spinebuster. Rage grabs Slain’s legs and leans back to send Slain into the turnbuckle for a slingshot, but Slain lands on the second rope! Rage gets up and taunts to the crowd, but once he turns around Slain dives off and connects with a twisting crossbody block!*
Joey: I’m betting that’s the only flash move Slain manages to pull of tonight.
*Slain hooks the leg of Rage, but Rhein is there to break it up. Slain looks at his partner, and Rhein shrugs his shoulder, claiming he wants the XHF championship.*
Cole: Rhein and Slain demonstrating that this is truly every man for himself. There are no alliances in this match.
*At that instant Reeshi clotheslines Rhein from behind and shoves a boot right to the face of Slain. Martyr and Destruction are now fighting at the outside, with Martyr sending rights to the face of Destruction. Martyr grabs Destruction by the hair, and then begins to scrape his face against the steel cell! Destruction now begins to bleed, as Trish Stratus begins to scream at Martyr to get off. Martyr flips off Trish, and then lifts Destruction up.*
King: Don’t flip off Trish!
*Martyr goes to slam Destruction’s head into the steel mesh, but Destruction stops it by putting his foot up, and then slams Martyr’s head against the mesh! Martyr falls down as Destruction stomps on the chest of Martyr. Inside the ring Reeshi begins to throw punches into the ribs of Slain, and then picks him up and sets him on the top rope. Reeshi climbs up the second rope and applies a front facelock, but Rhein comes from behind and low blows Reeshi! Rhein sets Reeshi on his shoulders, and Slain knocks Reeshi down
with a missile dropkick!*
King: No alliances, huh Cole?
*Slain slowly climbs up to his feet and turns around, right into a belly to belly suplex! Rhein hooks the leg of Slain, but Rage breaks it up at two.*
Cole: That’s right King.
*Rage continues to beat on Rhein, and lifts him up. Rage chops Rhein in the chest and then kicks him below the belt, causing Rhein to fall to his knees.*
Ray: Even with all this unforgiving steel that still looks like the worst thing in the world.
*Rage sends fists into Rhein’s face, and then lifts him up to his feet. Rage whips the one man revolution to the ropes and waits for Rhein to come back, but Rhein grabs on to the third rope to stop him. Rage runs to Rhein going for a clothesline, but Rhein backdrops Rage out of the ring, hitting the steel! Rage rolls around holding his back, as Destruction and Slain are fighting up the ramp area. Destruction throws Slain face first into the steel, and then grabs Slain by the hair. He places Slain’s head in a front facelock and throws Slain’s arm behind his neck, and then suplexes Slain onto the steel ramp! Slain screams in pain, as Destruction gets to his feet and stomp on Slain.*
Cole: Destruction and Slain are the first to venture outside of the first cage. This is where it goes beyond a cage match; beyond Hell in a Cell.
*Inside the ring Reeshi is beating on Martyr in the corner, taking the big man down with a huge right punch. Reeshi lifts up Martyr and goes for another punch, but Martyr is able to block it and knock Reeshi down with a right of his own! Reeshi quickly climbs up to his feet and goes for a power clothesline on Martyr, but Martyr ducks and picks Reeshi up onto his shoulders and connects with a Switchblade! Martyr hooks the leg of the champion, but Reeshi is able to roll a shoulder up at two.*
Ray: Martyr still not showing any fear by laying into our champion.
*Martyr gets up and taunts to the crowd for his finishing maneuver, as Reeshi slowly begins to climb up to his feet. Once Reeshi is on his feet Martyr grabs him in a full nelson position, but Reeshi is able to back kick Martyr in the groin! Martyr lets go of Reeshi, and Reeshi hooks both arms and connects with a Pain Killer! Reeshi hooks the leg of Martyr, but Martyr is able to kick out! Slain and Destruction are now at the top of the ramp, as Destruction shoves Slain’s face right into the steel pole. Destruction lifts up the Cruiserweight champion to his feet and goes to suplex him off the ramp, but Slain is able to pull himself down and front suplexes Destruction onto the concrete floor!*
Ray: Jesus!
*Destruction rolls around holding his arm, as Slain climbs to his feet and looks around the arena. The crowd cheers for him, and Slain flies off the top of the ramp and connects with a Flipside! That hurts both men, as the crowd starts "Holy shit" chants.*
Joey: Holy fucking shit!
*Rhein and Rage are fighting on the outside of the ring, as Rage pulls the tights of Rhein, causing him to hit the back of his head against the steel. Rage grabs Rhein’s head and slams the back of his head against the steel multiple times!*
King: Brutality in its purest form.
*Rhein falls to the padding holding his head, as Rage screams for Torrie Wilson to come to him. Rage holds Rhein up and Torrie walks to them, and then she begins to slap Rhein! Rage throws Rhein to the floor, as Lizzy Borden comes from behind of Torrie and knocks her down! Lizzy and Torrie go at it as Rage chokes Rhein with a boot, taking the air out of the One Man Revolution. Martyr sends forearms into the back of Reeshi, and then grabs him in a reverse waistlock. He looks around the arena, and then plants a
German suplex onto Reeshi!*
Cole: Martyr is continuing to focus on the champion.
*He doesn’t let go of the waistlock, instead he climbs back to his feet and connects with another German suplex! Martyr doesn’t stop there though, instead he stands up again, but instead of hitting another German suplex, he connects with a Cannonball Buster! Martyr finally covers the champion, but somehow Reeshi is able to kick out at two!*
King: That’s the reason Reeshi is champ and Martyr isn’t.
*Martyr smacks the mat, and then he points to the turnbuckle. He pumps the crowd up and begins to climb up, as Reeshi begins to climb to his feet. Martyr jumps off going for a bionic elbow off the top rope, but Reeshi gets a boot up knocking Martyr down! Slain drives Destruction’s spine against the steel ramp, and then dropkicks him in the knee. Destruction falls holding his knee, as Slain lifts up Destruction and tries to knock him out with the Eve Of Destruction. Slain hooks both arms and tells the crowd that this is over, but Destruction is able to reverse it and backbody drop Slain onto the drum set that was used earlier for Rhein’s entrance! Slain begins to move around trying to get himself up, as Destruction grabs a guitar. Slain slowly but surely gets up to his feet, but soon gets knocked out with a guitar shot to the head from Destruction!*
Cole: Destruction is merciless with a weapon in his hands.
*The guitar shatters into pieces, as Rage continues to send forearms on Rhein around the ring. Rage pushes Rhein against the steel cell and takes a step back and then runs to Rhein going for a splash, but at the last second Rhein moves out of the way! Rage crashes into the cell, as Rhein climbs up to his feet. Rage lies against the steel cell as Rhein runs to him, and breaks through the cell into the crowd with a Gore!*
King: They’ve escaped hell!
Ray: If past experience is anything to go by, hell has just begun.
*Security guards come running through the crowd to keep the crowd away from the action, as Rhein grabs a beer bottle and smashes it against Rage’s head! Inside the ring Martyr and Reeshi continue to go at it, as Reeshi clotheslines the big man down. Reeshi stomps on Martyr’s chest, and then kicks him out of the ring, and soon follows. Reeshi grabs a electrical cable and wraps it around Martyr’s neck, and begins to choke the life out of him.*
Cole: Reeshi has to try and fight Martyr in the knowledge that his title could leave him at the hands of any of the other four men in this match out of his grasp.
*Martyr begins to fade away, until he low blows Reeshi! Reeshi drops the cable as Martyr climbs up to his feet and spears Reeshi against the ring post, causing Reeshi to smack his head against it! Reeshi is now knocked out at the padding, as Martyr holds his arms in the air in triumph. Destruction throws Slain face first into the Xtreme Xmas set, and then sets him up against the set. He walks back to the instruments and searches for something, and moments later he is seen with a sledgehammer in his hand! He grins to the crowd and runs to Slain with it, but Slain is able to move out of the way and drop toe hold Destruction into the steel set! Destruction holds his nose as Slain grabs the sledgehammer and holds it up in the air! He then drives the sledgehammer into the stomach of Destruction, getting revenge from Supremacy!*
King: Slain and that sledgehammer go back a long way.
*Rhein and Rage continue to fight off in the crowd, until Rage shoves Rhein against the steel railing. Rage jumps over the railing to the cell, and then begins to climb it! Martyr sees this and begins to follow Rage to the top!*
Ray: Now he wants the RWF!
*Rage finally reaches the top of the cell to relax, until he sees Martyr! Martyr gets to the top and Rage immediately attacks Martyr, and begins to send boots to the back of his neck. Slain chokes Destruction with his boot, and taunts to the crowd. He goes to grab Destruction again, but Destruction low blows him and pushes Slain to the floor. Destruction climbs up to his feet, and then begins to walk up the Xtreme X-Mas set! Slain finally gets up and sees this, and begins to chase Destruction to the top!*
Cole: This can only mean trouble for one of these competitors.
*Destruction gets halfway there as he stops and takes a breath, and then continues to go to the top. Destruction finally gets to the top of the set and Slain is now right behind him! Destruction pleads for Slain not to hit him, but Slain doesn’t listen and knocks Destruction down with a kick to the face! Slain grabs onto the top of the second cell and holds on, as Destruction begins to climb up to his feet. Destruction finally gets to his feet and Slain wraps his legs around Destruction’s neck going for a hurricanrana, but Destruction is able to hold Slain up and throw him off the Xtreme Xmas set onto the floor below! Slain lies motionless on the concrete as the crowd watches in amazement, and Destruction rips the top of the second cell to climb to the top.*
King: There was your trouble King! Slain was right – he’s just been killed in the Annihilation Complex at XHF Xtreme Xmas!
*Reeshi sees Rhein and grabs him by the throat and throws him into the padding area, and then picks Rhein up on his shoulders. Reeshi runs to a nearby steel mesh and slams Rhein’s head against it! Rhein is now busted open from that shot, as Reeshi then begins to choke Rhein with his boot. Rage and Martyr trade blows on the top of the first cell, until Rage kicks Martyr in the stomach. Rage goes for a Stunner, but Martyr is somehow able to reverse it into a Knocking On Death’s Door!*
Cole: He can’t cover, but the damage is done.
*Both Martyr and Rage lay on top of the first cell as Torrie Wilson begins to climb the first cell to help her husband! Martyr gets up and lifts up Rage, and sets him between his legs, saying that he is going to powerbomb him off the cell! Torrie finally reaches the top and Martyr lifts Rage up, but Torrie runs onto him and jumps on his back! Martyr just drops Rage, as he grabs Torrie and flips her over onto the cell! Martyr lifts up Torrie again and sets her between his legs, and then lifts her up, and powerbombs her onto the top of the first cell!*
King: She deserved that.
*Destruction is now walking on the tunnel connecting the two cells, and he finally reaches the first cell. Martyr taunts to the crowd on the top of the cell, as Rage finally begins to make his way up. He sees Torrie on the floor and runs to Martyr, but Martyr just lifts a knee into Rage’s chest. Destruction is now on top of the first cell and he attacks Martyr from behind, helping his fallen partner. Destruction lifts up Martyr and forearms him in the back, as Rage join in on the assault. They both lock on a front facelock on Martyr, and double suplex him off the first cell onto the tunnel!*
Ray: An RWF double team like that has to hurt the leader of the Xtreme Army in more ways then one.
*Destruction and Rage look at a fallen Martyr, as the crowd boo the two RWFers. The two then begin to walk down the cell, as Slain is finally up to his feet! Slain begins to walk down the ramp, as Rhein and Reeshi are going at it in the ring. Reeshi misses a clothesline on Rhein, as Rhein Gores Reeshi down hard into the mat! Rhein screams as he lifts up Reeshi to his feet. Rhein puts Reeshi behind him and hooks both of his arms, turns around and holds Reeshi in the air, and drives him into the mat with his former move, the Vertebreaker!*
King: Rhein’s gone old school!
Cole: Rhein has just pulled out his trump card the Vertebreaker!
*Reeshi lies with his back against the mat as Rhein makes the cover, but Slain comes out of nowhere and breaks up the pin! Slain begins to beat on Rhein to get mixed reactions from the crowd, as Slain grabs Rhein in a ¾ facelock and runs to the turnbuckle, connecting with a Reverse Slayer! Slain hooks the leg of Rhein, but at the count of twoTrish Stratus grabs Slain’s leg and pulls him off of Rhein!*
Ray: This is getting tight.
*Slain gets up and doesn’t waste anytime, and grabs Trish by the hair! He throws her into the ring and picks her up with her arms hooked, and slams her face first into the mat with a Decimator! Slain kicks Trish out of the ring, as Destruction and Rage finally get to the bottom of the ring! They both attack Slain, and Rage sets him on top of his shoulders and then connects with a Fist Of Rage! Before Rage can make the cover though, Martyr is finally onto his feet! The both RWF members see this and taunt him to get into the ring, and Martyr wastes no time and slides into the ring! He begins to throw rights at both of them, but the numbers are too strong as he cannot hold them off.*
Cole: The RWF are dominating Slain and Martyr!
*Rhein is seen climbing up the turnbuckle as Rage holds Martyr in a full nelson position, as Destruction goes outside and grabs a chair! He gets into the ring and goes to swing at Martyr, but Martyr ducks and Destruction accidentally hits Rage! Martyr knocks Destruction down with a clothesline, and then runs to Rhein and pushes him off the top rope! Martyr climbs to the top and grabs Rhein, and throws him across the ring with a top rope belly to belly suplex! Martyr gets up and turns to Destruction, but gets smacked across the head with a steel chair!*
Ray: That was gruesome!
*Martyr doesn’t fall down though, which allows Destruction to kick Martyr in the stomach and hit him with an Eve Of Destruction!*
Ray: Martyr’s finally down.
*Destruction goes to make the cover, but Reeshi comes out of nowhere and knocks Destruction out of the ring with a big boot! Reeshi then covers Martyr, and gets the 1-2-3!*
Winner and still XHF Champion: Reeshi
King: STILL Champion!
Cole: Is there anything on God’s green earth that will stop Reeshi’s monster run through the XHF?
*The referee hands Reeshi his championship belt, as Reeshi stands up to his feet and holds it up in the air. He looks around at the all five men in the ring, who put their hearts into this match.*
Joey: That was the greatest display I think I’ve ever seen
Cole: You say that every Pay Per Veiw
Joey: It’s not my fault that the XHF gets better and better every month!
*The camera then turns to the announcer’s table as Mongo stands up with a microphone*
Mongo: Wow, I mean, wow folks, are you all as amazed at Xtreme Xmas as I am?
*The crowd roars*
Mongo: Well I hate to say this, but compared to next months Pay Per View, Xtraction, this was nothing! Because at Xtraction I will finally put Rat’s run of terror to an end!
*Cheers*
Mongo: At Xtraction, it will be the XHF Vs the RWF! And as owner of the XHF, I’d like to assign a “team captain” if you will for my side. That man is the XHF World Heavyweight Champion, that’s right, Reeshi!
*Mongo is met with a mixed reaction as Reeshi gets a sick smile on his face and Martyr, who is still on the mat, gets a look of shock. Mongo points to the Xtreme-Tron as a large ‘X’ is projected on it, the camera locks in on this and fades out.*
Mongo: What in the hell is that?
Stage Hand: It’s the ice you ordered sir
Mongo: No no no, see, that’s dry ice, I want real ice, so that we can chop it up and it’ll come down like snow in the arena. Oh for god sakes, it’s too late now, I guess we better just get on with it
As the words ‘Annihilation Complex: The Beginning of the End’ cover the screen, in red letters, a shot of the Complex is shown from behind the guardrail, giving a full view of it.
6 men...
2 cells...
1 champion...
It then cuts to a shot of Slain posing. Then, a shot of Slain is played, with him speaking in the ring.
Slain: I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that the others are agreeing to this match, and by comparison I am not as ‘dedicated’ to the fans as some others. The others though, they are on top of the business. They know each other well. I have not been at the top level for a long time. Put quite simply, I am not qualified. I am half the weight of all of those guys. This is the wrong place and the wrong time for me. There is going to be no one there to throw in the towel for me when things go too far. I will be cut, I will fall, I will be crushed and I will be alone.The scene of Destruction stood at the top of ramp is played, and then with him stood in the ring.
Destruction: It’s great that you’re thinking of the reasons why you can’t compete, but you seem to be missing the main one – you suck.
Slain: How can you say that I suck when you have never beaten me?
Destruction: Aw shut the hell up about that won’t ya? That was years ago in the fucking ice age when you were good! I’m talking about now, when I am one of the head figures in the RWF towering over you; a sobbing, whimpering, scrawny sack of shit.
Slain: You’re all talk, you know that? You’d never give me a rematch to prove yourself.
Destruction: I am one of the few that have been able to call themselves champion of the XHF, asshole! I’m sure Cyclone, or whoever the fuck was around back then when you had gold is impressed with this right now, but I’m not. I’m with the revolution! The only true wrestling family! We lay down for no man, and you’re just a child!
The scene of Slain lashing out with the microphone turns black and white, catching Destruction on the front of his forehead. Slain hammers repeatedly at the RWF member, with the crowd getting hotter with every strike. He grabs the ropes and hits vicious stomps to the stomach. A short pause lets Destruction to his feet, and he is hit with the Slayer! Then the scene goes back to color.
Slain: I guess I was wrong. I think too much.
The scene drops out to a recent show, when Slain interfered in the Reeshi and Martyr vs Rage and Destruction match as the ref, and as Destruction broke the pin by Martyr on Rage, Slain gets pushed away after ordering Destruction out. Destruction attacks Martyr, and pushes an approaching Slain again. The clip then shows a zoomed-in scene of Slain’s face after he has been pushed, and it shows an angry face. The scene then shows Slain delivering the Slayer to Destruction to take him out, and then Martyr reversing an attack by Rage to win the match. Slain raises the arms of Martyr and Reeshi in victory, but Reeshi attack him and delivers the Coral Reesh to Slain, and then takes out Martyr as well with one too.
It then cuts to a scene of Rage. This picture then disappears as the words ‘Rage’ roll onto the screen, and a scene from Rage v Drew Diamondz at Supremacy is played.
Rage begins delivering punches to Drew Diamondz, but The Franchise is able to grab onto Rage's throat, and tosses him to the other side of the ring! Rage once again charges at him with a clothesline, but Diamondz ducks, and drills Rage with a spinning powerbomb! At the last second Rage is able to move over and turn the move into an implant DDT taking Diamondz back to the ground. Rage slides from under the bottom rope, retrieving a chair from the announce table area. The referee tries to grab the chair from Rage, but Rage refuses to let go. The referee pushes Rage, and Rage responds by smacking him over the head with the chair! Rage turns to a stumbling Drew Diamondz. Rage swings the chair, but Diamondz ducks! The Franchise quickly belly-to-belly suplexes Rage into the turnbuckle, leaving him in a tree of woe position. Diamondz charges towards Rage with several shoulder blocks, and backs up. The Franchise flexes, and delivers a baseball slide to Rage's face! Rage collapses to the ground, as Diamondz revives the referee. The Franchise looks to the crowd, causing them to erupt in cheers, and locks in the Reaktor! Rage goes for the ropes, but Diamondz pulls him back in to the center of the ring. Diamondz cranks back, putting more pressure on Rage's legs. Rage screams in pain as the whole arena waits for him to tap out. Rage raises a hand, signaling his admit to defeat, but pulls it back in, refusing to tap. Rage slaps the ground, frustrated, trying to reach the ropes. On Rage's final attempt to reach the ropes, he turns over on his stomach and manages to push Drew Diamondz into the opposite side of the ring. Rage low blows the Franchise and lifts him onto his shoulders, knocking him out with the Fist of Rage. Rage, barely standing on his own feet, lifts Diamondz and takes him down with a German Suplex, but bridges. Rage modifies the move in a fashion where Diamondz's back experiences brutal pain and torture. The Franchise, who cannot take the pressure taps out and Rage jumps up, celebrating his win as the crowd boos the new Number One Contender.
Rage: So just remember boys, I, your champion and representative of the RWF, I am and your highway, and just as the road that lies ahead of me now stretches on for seemingly an eternity, my future reign as XHF Champion, well, it shall as well my boys..
The scene changes to a new scene, it opens on the entrance to the arena as Torrie stands in the main lobby, looking around obviously in search of somewhere to run to next, or even somewhere where she could find Rage and be rescued from Reeshi. She spins and tries to run but the second she turns she runs right into Reeshi! Torrie takes off out the door and Reeshi follows in hot pursuit!
Reeshi chases Torrie all the way to the alley just outside the parking lot area. Torrie is at the end of the alley with nowhere else to go as Reeshi closes in on her. He gets within arms reach and snatches her by the hair. He pulls her head so that she is staring face to face, eye to eye with Reeshi
Reeshi raises his hands ready to strike when suddenly an arm comes through the camera area and strikes Reeshi in the back of the head. Reeshi falls to the floor and the camera comes back revealing Rage with a tire iron in his hands! Rage then pounces on Reeshi, repeatedly striking Reeshi in the rib area with the tire iron. When Rage stops Torrie jumps back into his arms.
Rage: Who’s the joke now Reeshi! Who’s the joke now! I warned you! You’re nothing!
A new scene of Rage lifting Rhein up on his shoulders and hitting the Fist of Rage is played.
Rage: "I AM..THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE RAGE!"
Then, the screen goes black as the words ‘Destruction’ roll across the screen, they are then replaced with a pic of him. A scene from Supremacy is shown.
Slain is back to his feet when Rat slides back in the ring with chair in hand as Slain just stares blankly at Rat as he hoists the chair above his head, but both men are stopped in there tracks when "Cochise" by Audioslave is heard over the PA system and Destruction comes running down the ramp with a sledge hammer in hand. Rat drops the chair to his side as he begs Destruction with one hand not to hit him. Destruction seemingly has no remorse as he lifts the sledge hammer towards Rat. Rat drops to one knee begging as Destruction turns and hits Slain in the back of the head with the hammer. Slain falls to his back and looks up at Destruction as he coughs up blood. Rat stands up and looks at Destruction and Smiles. Rat Bastard climbs up the ladder and retrieves the bag which contained United States Title. Destruction turns to Rat and they embrace in a hug and then raise each others arms in the air in victory.
Destruction: Pain. An unpleasant sensation occurring in varying degrees of severity as a consequence of injury, disease, or emotional disorder. Suffering or distress. Something that six men are going to experience inside the Annihilation Complex this Sunday night, at Xtreme X-Mas. I'm not going to lie to you, but that Annihilation Complex can possibly end my career. It could ruin any chance I have of watching the XHF die before my eyes, but I don't give a damn. I don't give a damn because the Annihilation Complex is going to be called home, once I get into this ring this Sunday.
A scene plays as Destruction levels Martyr in the forehead with the butt end of the hammer and then begins to stomp as him. Martyr gets to his feet as Slain moves in behind Destruction in a waist lock but Destruction still has the hammer in his hand and drives the butt into the stomach of Slain then raises it high above his head and cracks it across the back of Slain.
Destruction: The XHF Championship. The Championship that I made famous. Not Hanz. Not Rhein. Not that washed up piece of trash Mongo, and definitely not you. When I was champion I defended it at every show, and I defeated all my opponents.
A scene of Destruction winning the World Heavyweight Title at the top of the Tower of Terror is played, then a picture of him posing with the belt in black and white.
Destruction: Slain. Martyr. Rhein. Reeshi, do you hear it? Do you hear the clocks ticking as the countdown to the eve of destruction…has…begun!
Next up is a picture of Martyr as the words ‘Martyr’ roll across the screen. A clip of Destruction stands over a fallen Slain, but is grabbed from behind by Martyr and hit with Knocking on Deaths Door is played.
Martyr: In 24 hours I will step into the largest, most hideous contraption known to man... the Annihilation Complex. I will step in this- this BEAST with 5 other men, 5 of the top Superstars in the business today, 5 warriors each with their own strategies, strengths and weaknesses, and grudges... but all with the same goal.
The clip of the formation of the Xtreme Army is played. A shot of Destruction smacking Martyr over the head with a chair, and then Martyr drilling Destruction with the Knocking on Death’s Door is played.
Martyr: Don’t….Tread…..On….Me!
A clip of Martyr drilling Destruction with a Tiger Driver, and stalking the former XHF champion, waiting for him to get up. The clip shows Destruction slowly getting to his feet, and stumbling into a hard chair shot!
The scene disappears and is replaced with the words ‘Rhein’, to which a picture appears of him.
Rhein: In less than 24 hours, Destruction, Rage, Reeshi, Slain and Martyr will feel....my..... pain.
The clip of Oliver Unto’s revealing is played, showing that Oliver Unto, wearing a white Kabuki mask and white coveralls, with a hood over the top of his head, is stood in the ring, holding a chair! The crowd cheer for him as he lifts the chair above his head, in aim for Rage, but then diverts and blasts a rising Reeshi in the head with the chair! The crowd’s cheers turn to boos, as Rage and Destruction get to their feet and hold Oliver Unto’s hands up high!
Oliver: Not only is Reeshi a fool, but…you two, have been played for fools as well!
The smiles on Rage and Destruction fade, and they grow wide eyed, and as Reeshi staggers to his feet, Oliver Unto, reaches round the back of his mask and pulls it off to reveal…RHEIN! Rhein hops over to Rage and Destruction, and starts hammering away with punches, sending them staggering into the ropes. Rhein quickly picks up the chair, and smashes it over Destruction’s head, sending him out of the ring, and then he whips Rage into Reeshi who nails a clothesline, and then picks Rage up and hits the Coral Reesh! He picks up Rage and tosses him over the top rope, where Destruction helps his friend up, and they both stagger up the ramp. Reeshi and Rhein then celebrate, as both have not yet met eye contact. They both turn around and become face to face with each other, and after a hell of a lot of brawling, Reeshi gets caught and hit with the Ruckus.2 on a steel chair. Reeshi rolls out of the ring, as Rhein celebrates in the ring with the steel chair as Gastro goes off the air.
Rhein: You will enter, the ruckus.
A clip from the Supremacy main event is played, showing the following: ‘Rhein punches the mat, and then picks up Reeshi signaling for the Over The Edge. Rhein places Reeshi on his shoulder, and then begins to climb to the second rope. Rhein looks around at the crowd, and then drives Reeshi hard into the mat with the Over The Edge! Rhein holds his neck from the move, as the referee checks on him. Rhein continues to hold his neck, as Reeshi is seen in the corner, exposing the top turnbuckle. Reeshi finally gets the padding off, and picks up Rhein. Reeshi sets Rhein on his shoulder and runs to the exposed turnbuckle, but Rhein slides off sending Reeshi head first into the exposed turnbuckle! Reeshi turns around, right into the Ruckus by Rhein!’ The scene then cuts to the second fall: ‘Reeshi rolls around holding his ribs, as Rhein stands over him looking around at the crowd. They cheer, and Reeshi is thrown into the ring. Rhein gets up and sets Reeshi up for the Gore, as Reeshi begins to climb up to his feet. Reeshi turns around and Rhein goes for the Gore, but Reeshi moves out of the way and runs to the ropes. Reeshi goes for a clothesline, but Rhein ducks and runs against the ropes and finally hits the Gore! Rhein quickly makes the cover, but Reeshi kicked out at two! Rhein gets up and signals that the match will be over, when Reeshi is set up in the Ruckus. Rhein goes to deliver the move, but Reeshi elbows him off and when Rhein turns back he gets kicked in the gut and then planted into the mat with the Coral Reesh!’ Then the scene cuts to the 3rd fall: ‘Rhein gets Reeshi in position for the California Cutter, and lifts him up in the air. He walks around with Reeshi still in that position, but then drives him down with a ¾ neckbreaker! Reeshi is not moving on the mat, as Rhein walks to the ropes trying to help himself up. Reeshi uses his hands and knees to help him up, as he crawls near the chair. Rhein gets up and runs to Reeshi, but Reeshi grabs the chair and smacks Rhein in the head with it! Rhein doesn't go down though, so Reeshi hits him again with the chair, but Rhein still doesn't go down! Reeshi looks at Rhein, but then drives the top of the chair into Rhein's ribs! Reeshi then sets the top of the chair in front of Rhein's throat, and then drives it into the mat! Rhein is rolling around holding his throat, as Reeshi looks over Rhein. Reeshi lifts up Rhein and then applies another dragon sleeper, as Rhein begins to fade away! After a couple of minutes of this move being applied, Reeshi tells the referee to ask if he quits. The referee asks him, but Rhein is unable to respond!
Rhein: I am the One Man Revolution….*Blending in* the Undisputed Living Legend *Blending in* the MindFreaK...
Rhein then fades out, and is replaced by the World Champion, Reeshi, the words scroll across reading ‘Reeshi’, and a pic of him is shown. The clip from a Xtreme Impact is played of Reeshi winning the World Heavyweight Title: ‘Reak counters with a backdrop, but holds onto the leg shifting Destruction into a fireman carry, and hits the Reaktion 1 – 2 – broken somehow by Reeshi! Reeshi unloads a flurry of right hands on Reak, and pushes him into the ropes. Reak is pulled back into Reeshi’s knee, and the move in done again, keeping Reak down. Reeshi moves in to cover Destruction, but only gets to two before Reak pounces on him and breaks the count. Reeshi stares at Reak. Reak charges but Reeshi goes low and hits an uppercut to Reak’s stomach. Reeshi stands over Reak and hooks the arms. Reeshi lifts Reak up vertically and then falls, driving Reak straight down onto his head debuting the Coral Reesh ’02! Reeshi’s hands are pinning Reak down by his arms. The referee moves to count 1 – 2 – Destruction’s smashes his boot mercilessly into Reeshi’s gut after a burst of life! Medics come out from the stage for Reak as Destruction knocks Reeshi dizzy. Destruction gets the front facelock for the Countdown to Armageddon. The crowd are roaring and lightbulbs are flashing as Destruction lifts the giant. Reeshi is held high in the air, but falls out of Destruction’s arms -Coral Reesh 1 – 2 – 3!’
Reeshi: All five of you, all five of you will taste defeat, and I will once again retain my XHF Championship simply because I can!
A clip of Reeshi delivering the Coral Reeshi to Rage is played.
Reeshi: Just because you now see what you made, just because you now see what that match I had with you did for me and for my career, you can say you made me for all I care, but you sure as hell can’t break, and tonight’s the night I prove it to you! The camera cuts back out to the arena as “Poem” by Taproot blasts out and the camera zooms around the arena. The audience is of course, crazy, but that’s nothing new. As “Poem” comes to an end, the lights go up on the arena. Suddenly, smoke begins to pour from the ceiling as “So This is Xmas” By John Lennon plays. As the smoke wafts down, Mongo comes out in a Santa cap and “ho ho hos” all the way down the ramp. He then proceeds to the commentators table.*
Joey: Well, I think that explains what the large chunk of dry ice was for.
Cole: Leave it to Mongo to try to outdo the PPV’s intro.
King: At least his music made sense to the PPV itself.
Mongo: Ho Ho Ho guys! Are you ready for a Christmas special that will blow away all others!
Ray: Hell yeah! Is “It’s a Wonderful Life” on?
Mongo: Ha ha ha, NO! ….Stupid “It’s a Wonderful Life.”
Cole: I’m ready to get on with this, how about you guys?
Mongo: I know I am, lets get the p-
Joey: Hold on……………………….There we go, sorry, my contact fell out, continues.
Mongo: Lets get the party started!
*”Rinse the Raindrops” blasts as Bongo, walks out with a big smile and waves to the cheering fans, he then proceeds down the ramp and to the ring*
Mongo: This match was so awaited for it got moved to the PPV, last time these two had a bout it was Xtreme! I’m sure Bongo will make sure that this match is not a letdown!
*"We Don’t Die” blares out as E-Money comes flying up through the entryway ala Rey Mysterio, he then head down the ramp to a chorus of boos*
Mongo: BOOOOOO!!!! Go back to your getto!
Ray: Now that was just offensive
Mongo: Yeah, yeah it was, boooooooo!
Bongo Vs E-Money
*E-Money enters the ring as Bongo stairs him down, but not too long later, bongo charges his opponent and bodyslams him into the turnbuckle! Bongo grabs E-Money by the neck and throws him across the ring, E-Money landing like an accordion. But E-Money quickly regroups and stands up as Bongo charges him once more, this time attempting a giant clothesline, but E-Money ducks it and hits the ropes. E-Money attempts to hit some sort of flying maneuver, but Bongo catches him in mid-air and slams him down with a huge sideslam that shakes the ring! E-Money holds his back in pain as his opponent covers him, 1... 2... E-Money gets his shoulder up.*
Cole: "Wow, Bongo is hitting E-Money hard here in the beginning"
Mongo: "Yep, that’s Bongo for ya!"
Joey: "All crap wrestling..."
*Mongo looks over at Joey.*
Joey: "What?!"
*Bongo picks E-Money up and grabs him around the neck pulling him up in a double handed choke hold, but E-Money kicks Bongo in the groin forcing him to release the hold! The referee didn't see the blatant kick because he was looking at the choke hold. E-Money hits the ropes and charges at the doubled over Bongo and hits a Jump Swinging DDT bringing him down! E-Money runs to the ropes again and hops on the middle rope, flying with a moonsault and connecting. E-Money pulls up Bongo's leg to cover, 1... Bongo kicks out with authority sending E-Money flying across the ring! E-Money stands up almost instantly, but Bongo charges him and clotheslines him over the top rope and out of the ring. The referee protests as Bongo exits the ring. He starts the ten count. 1... Bongo makes his way down the steps; 2... Bongo begins to walk toward E-Money who is fallen on the ground; 3... 4... Bongo picks up his opponent and lifts him over his head in a military press; 5... Bongo throws his opponent up in the air, but E-Money grabs onto his neck and reverses the move into a swinging neck breaker in mid-air!*
RAY: "What a reversal!"
MONGO: "Um... uh, that sucks."
*The two men remain down until the referee reaches the count of eight and E-Money begins to stir. E-Money stumbles toward the ring and slides in breaking the count. Bongo is still down outside as his opponent takes time to recover, but suddenly without warning, E-Money grabs the top rope and catapults himself upward. E-Money hits the top rope and hops off hitting a 180 moonsault, but at the very last second Bongo rolls out of the way! E-Money lands on the hard floor outside as Bongo begins to recover. Bongo picks E-money up and rolls him back into the ring before he enters again himself. He stairs down at the fallen E-Money for what seems like an eternity before he finally picks him up and attempts an Xtreme Driver, but E-Money wraps his legs around Bongo's neck and flips him around with a reverse Hurracanrana!*
Cole: "Wow, E-Money with another AMAZING counter"
King: "This match is intense!"
Ray: "You can say that again."
King: "This match is-"
Ray: "No, don't say it again"
*E-Money walks over to the turnbuckle and begins to ascend to the top rope. E-Money jumps off and hits Bongo with a Phoenix splash! He goes for the cover, 1... 2... 3!!!*
WINNER: E-Money
Joey: "OH MY GOD! E-Money defeats Bongo with a Phoenix Splash, something that Bongo could NEVER pull off."
Mongo: He probably could if he tried
*"TNT" by AC/DC begins to play over the PA. Carnage steps out into the arena. Red pyro shoots off, and he makes his way down to the ring. He slides into the ring, and sits on the turnbuckle.*
Cole: "Carnage seems to be the odd man in this whole equation"
*...DISTURB..."DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS" hits the PA system as Scarhead walks down the ramp with the look of concentration in his eyes...as he walks straight to the ring without the crowd getting the
best of him....*
Mongo: "BAH! Damn RWF, I sure hope Scarhead doesn't win this one."
Ray: "Well, he very well could."
*Suddenly an eerie mist creeps out from the backstage area and pyro after pyro explode as two figures emerge from the mist while "Between Angels and Insects" By Papa Roach blasts over the PA system. Through the curtains step the Psyko One, Psyko Stevo and his trusty manager, Master Shidoshi. Shidoshi has the NFWA X-Treme title draped across his left shoulder and Psyko Stevo has an intense look in his eyes. He is decked out in his full black ninja suit as usual. Psyko Stevo walks down the steel rampway, bows to Master Shidoshi then slides in the ring headfirst before springing to his feet and going to his corner. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and the official calls for the bell.*
Cole: "Psyko Stevo has been making a great impression in the XHF here over the past few weeks, I wouldn't be surprised if he pulls out a victory here tonight."
*POD's School Of Hard knocks hits the P.A. system as neon green lights flash around the arena. "The King Of Old School" Gavin Green step through the curtain to cheers from the fans. He quicly makes his way down the ramp and does a pass around the ring before getting inside.*
King: "Hey, these fans LOVE Gavin Green"
Joey: "Yeah, I bet they don't like Mongo McMichaels over here though."
Mongo: "Joey, I swear to God you better shut up or I'm gunna fire you."
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Hardcore Harry comes from behind the curtain and shows off by putting his hands in the air.Harry then points to the entrance way and Veronica Caine comes out.They both head to the ring and Harry gets in and he holds the rope down for her.He gets in and goes to the top rope to raise his arms.When he does that he gets a loud burst of cheers followed by Harry chants.He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.*
Cole: "And here comes the reigning Suicidal Champion, Hardcore Harry."
XHF SUICIDAL CHAMPIONSHIP:
HARDCORE HARRY (c) vs. GAVIN GREEN vs. CARNAGE vs. SCARHEAD vs. PSYKO STEVO
*All five men stand in the ring, each in a corner and Hardcore Harry and Gavin Green in a corner of their own, and stair each other down as the tension builds. The referee rings the bell and instantly, all hell breaks loose as Carnage, Stevo, and Scarhead charge toward each other and begin an attack. Harry and Gavin slide out of the ring and begin to pull various weapons out from under the ring and toss them inside. In the ring, Psyko Stevo and Carnage begin to double team Scarhead. They Irish whip him into the ropes and follow through with a double arm drag. Scarhead lands on a trash can that Gavin Green threw in and completely flattens it! Carnage goes to high-five Stevo for their team work, but Stevo grabs his arm and wisps him around into a full Nelson suplex pin. The referee goes for the count, 1... 2... Scarhead breaks the count when he smashes a Singapore cane over the chest of Psyko Stevo!*
Joey: "Ouch..."
Ray: "I'd hate to be Psyko Stevo right now, that looked painful."
*Scarhead hits Stevo in the chest multiple times before he covers him, 1... 2... Hardcore Harry slides into the ring and breaks the count. Harry begins an assault on Scarhead and begins to stomp a mudhole into him, but at the same time Carnage recovers, hits the ropes, and bulldog's Hardcore Harry's head right onto a trash can lid! Carnage points down to the fallen champion and shouts something out, but the fans begin to cheer as Gavin Green hops onto the apron with a Singapore can in hand and begins to climb the turnbuckle behind him. Carnage turns around Gavin Green leaps off smashing the cane over Carnage's head literally breaking it in two! Carnage falls to the ground, unconscious and busted open as Gavin drops what’s left of the Singapore cane. Gavin turns around and Psyko Stevo tosses a chair at him. Gavin catches it and Stevo follows through with a Psykonatior!*
Joey: "THE PSYKONATIOR!"
Mongo: "The what?"
Joey: "Oh, don't worry about it, its just a knockoff of some other company's guy's move."
Mongo: "Ah, that’s what makes the XHF great!"
*Stevo goes for the cover, 1... 2... Gavin just barely kicks out! Exhausted, Stevo rolls out of the ring to recover for a minute as Scarhead (who is inside the ring) begins to recover himself. Scarhead begins to beat on Hardcore Harry's head with a clenched fist, but Harry rakes his eyes and the two begin to brawl. Meanwhile, Stevo pulls Gavin Green out of the ring and those two begin to brawl once again. Gavin manages to get an upper hand and he Irish-whips Stevo into the steel steps, which keeps him down for a minute. Gavin goes back under the ring and pulls out a table, which gets a huge response from the crowd, and begins to set it up at ringside. Inside the ring, Harry and Scarhead continue to brawl as Carnage is still unconscious. Harry backs Scarhead into the ropes and delivers several chops to his chest which make sickening thuds. Harry slings Scarhead into the opposite set of ropes and tries to follow through with a big boot, but Scarhead slides under it and out of the ring. The fans begin to boo as Scarhead begins to walk away from the match and Harry protests, but from behind, Carnage sneaks up and rolls the champion into a pin. The referee goes for the count, but Harry kicks out with authority before the referee can even make it to the mat!*
Ray: "Well, um folks, Scarhead just joined us here at the announce table. Any words, Scarhead?"
*Scarhead remains silent and just watches the match.*
Ray: "Uh... I guess not."
*Meanwhile outside, Stevo and Gavin continue to brawl as Gavin goes to cover his opponent... but the referee is busy in the ring. The fans count "1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6..." and FINALLY the referee looks and sees the pin outside. He slides out of the ring and goes to the ground to count, 1... 2... Stevo kicks out. At the same time, in the ring, Harry Irish-whips Carnage into the ropes and then catapults him over the top rope with a body press slam sending Carnage through the table set up below! Harry exits the ring and goes to pin Carnage. The referee counts 1... 2... both Psyko Stevo and Gavin Green make the save and pull Harry off of the battered body of Carnage. Stevo makes a motion to Gavin Green to do a double elbow drop on the Suicidal Champion, and Gavin nods his head, but doesn't stay true to his word as he charges Stevo and almost decapitates him with a huge clothesline from hell! Gavin begins to walk up the steps to the apron of the ring and begins to ascend the turnbuckle. Gavin reaches the top and looks out to the crowd as they get louder and louder. Gavin leaps off and executes a Rolling Hangover landing on both Psyko Stevo and Hardcore Harry! At the same time, Scarhead gets up from his position at the announce table and grabs the chair he was sitting on.*
Joey: "Where the hell is he going?"
Mongo: "Well, he’s in the match, ya know."
Joey: "No shit, Sherlock."
*Gavin Green slowly goes to pin both Harry and Stevo, 1... 2... Scarhead runs in and smashes the chair over Gavin's back breaking the count! Scarhead smashes it over Gavin two more times, each time making Gavin scream in pain. Scarhead snickers before he drops the chair and goes to look under the ring for something. Scarhead takes a long time looking which gives his opponents time to recover. Harry is the first man up and he grabs the chair Scarhead dropped. Harry walks over to Scarhead's position and begins to aim for a shot. Scarhead doesn't notice, since he is looking under the ring. Harry swings the chair and smacks Scarhead right in the ass sending him flying underneath the ring!*
King: "OH MY GOD!!!"
*The whole announce team laughs loudly with the audience. Harry then drops the chair and walks back over to the wreckage where Gavin Green, Carnage, and Psyko Stevo lay. Harry grabs Stevo and rolls him into the ring then follows suit with Carnage. Harry then checks on his tag-team partner, Gavin Green and helps him up. The two still know they're at war though and Harry slides into the ring as Gavin pulls a ladder out from under the ring. Gavin carries the ladder over to the entrance ramp and sets it down before he runs and slides back into the ring. Harry stomps on Stevo as Carnage begins to use the ropes to get himself up, but just as Carnage stands up, Gavin Green blindsides him with a clothesline to the back of his neck. Carnage falls to his knees again and Gavin runs and hits the ropes before he low dropkicks Carnage right to his head sending him through the middle rope and out of the ring. With Carnage out of the picture, Gavin goes to help Harry out with Psyko Stevo. The two pick him up and begin to Irish-whip him into the ropes. Harry follows through with a knee to Stevo's gut sending him flying before he hits the mat. At the same time, Gavin begins to climb a turnbuckle to the top rope. As soon as Stevo went down, Gavin leaps off with a huge Dragon Attack and connects!*
Joey: "That Dragon Attack, a huge move for Gavin Green."
Ray: "Wow, this match is insane!"
* The Dragon Attack took a lot out of Gavin but he begins to recover quickly as the fans cheer and Harry waits for him. Harry holds out his hand over Stevo for what looks like a handshake and Gavin reluctantly takes it. Gavin goes to let go, but Harry won't let him. Gavin looks a little confused but the champ utters a few words and points down at Stevo and instantly the two drop with a double elbow drop to Psyko Stevo. The two get up instantly and rally the fans as Stevo rolls out of the ring in pain. Harry and Gavin continue to rally until they both accidentally bump into each other and realize they are the only ones left in the match.*
Ray: "Uh-oh. They're the only ones left, and they're tag-team partners... they're gonna have to fight each other."
Joey: "Oh, that shouldn't be a bad thing."
Mongo: "Here comes the money!"
*The tag-team partners look each other over quickly before they both lock up in a grapple. Harry overpowers Gavin and pushes him into the ropes. Harry backs off for a second and then charges back at Gavin knocking him out of the ring. The champion exits, but as soon as his feet hit the floor, Gavin smashes a stop sign over Hardcore Harry's head, knocking the Harry down. Gavin looks over at the ladder and realizes that its time, but instead of setting it up there, he brings it to the top of the stage. Gavin sets it up on the edge of the stage as Harry stands up and wonders what the heck he’s doing. Gavin looks back down to the ring and motions to Harry to just bring it, and the champ begins to walk up the ramp, looking for a fight.*
King: "What the hell is gonna happen here?"
*Harry charges at Gavin, but he rolls out of the way. Gavin turns around and Harry charges him once again this time actually connecting with a clothesline knocking Gavin off the stage and onto an equipment crate! The referee looks mortified as Harry looks to the ladder and begins to ascend it. Harry takes his time and finally reaches the top as the crowd roars in anticipation of the next move. Without thinking twice, Harry leaps off the ladder with a huge elbow drop connecting with Gavin below the stage tripping off some pyros in the process which explode very close to the two men!*
The Peanut Gallery: "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*The referee is stunned to see this but sees that Harry is covering Gavin. The ref runs down the ramp and over to the crate where he begins to count, 1... 2... 3!*
Winner and still XHF Suicidal Champion: Hardcore Harry
Cole: "What a match, that truly was Suicidal folks!"
Joey: "OH MY FUCKIN GOD!!!"
King: "They... they're.... DEAD!"
*Ray cannot utter a single word.*
Mongo: "Cha-Ching!"
*EMTs rush out of the back and begin to check on all the men involved in the match, especially Gavin and Hardcore Harry.*
Joey: Wow, holy shit I guess
*"Who betta than Kanyon?" blasts over the speakers. Kanyon raises and spreads his arms, and spins around. Then he walks to the ring, telling the fans how great he is as he walks down the aisle. He gets up on a turnbuckle and raises an arm. Kanyon then grabs a mic and asks the question, "Who betta than Kanyon?" The crowd responds, "Everybody!" Kanyon ignores them and acts as if they said what he wants to hear, and then says, "Nobody!" *
*Depech Modes strange love plays over the P.A. as pink lights flash all around. Dr. Strangelove slowly prances down toward the ring wearing his pink bowa and pink tights while blowing kisses to the fans.*
Cole: Although Strangelove loves Kanyon, I don’t think he’s gonna be holding back, he wants that date.
Kanyon Vs Strangelove
*Strangelove runs to Kanyon but is smacked down to the mat with an arm drag, and then locked in an arm bar. Kanyon gets off of Strangelove and lifts his arm, twisting it. He delivers an elbow to the back of Strangelove’s arm and then begins pounding him. Strangelove is lifted once again, and then hit with a swinging neck breaker. Kanyon brings Strangelove on top of the turnbuckle, and then pulls him off by his arm, his back colliding with the canvas. Kanyon pulls out Strangelove’s arm and then delivers a running knee drop, before kicking it once. Kanyon gets Strangelove in a wrist lock from behind, trying to wrap Strangelove’s whole left arm around his own abdomen, torturing him. Kanyon pushes him forward, putting his feet between his legs and slightly tripping him in the process. Kanyon goes off the ropes, with an elbow to the back of Strangelove’s left arm, turning him over for the cover, 1, 2, kick out.*
Mongo: Nice work on the arm there.
*Strangelove gets up, and Kanyon grabs his arm. Strangelove is able to release his arm from Kanyon’s grasp and jumps onto him with a Tornado DDT. Strangelove whips Kanyon across the ropes and then jumps onto him in another Tornado DDT position, but flips over turning it into a neckbreaker! Strangelove goes for one set of ropes, and then springboards off the middle rope with an Asai Moonsault to Kanyon!
Strangelove throws a kick at Kanyon, which he catches. Strangelove then hits him with an enziguri to the head, taking him down. Strangelove opens up Kanyon’s legs, and delivers a leg drop to Kanyon’s groin. Strangelove covers, 1 – 2- kick out. Before Kanyon can even get up, Strangelove jumps to the turnbuckle and flies off with a 360 nosedive corkscrew whiplash cross body to Kanyon, nailing him and getting the cover once again, 1 – 2 – kick out!*
Cole: Holy shit, what was that?!
Ray: It was uh…360 nosedive corkscrew whiplash cross body!
Joey: Idiot.
*Kanyon gets up, but Strangelove jumps over the ropes, now standing on the apron. Kanyon charges at him but is hit with a jaw breaker, as Strangelove slides under the bottom rope again. He whips Kanyon into the turnbuckle and hits him with a spinning drop kick to the head, then taking him down with a reverse double arm DDT. Strangelove covers, 1 – 2- kick out. Strangelove charges at Kanyon with a clothesline, but Kanyon ducks. From behind, Kanyon hits a twisting full nelson, ending in a pile driver to Strangelove! Kanyon picks up Strangelove and hits him with a German suplex, still holding on and picking Strangelove up. Kanyon floats over, delivering a front face buster to Strangelove, making the cover, 1 – 2- kick out. Kanyon pounds on Strangelove, going for the cover once again, 1 – 2- kick out near three.*
King: I actually feel sorry for Strangelove, he has to battle the one he loves in this match. It’s just not right I tell you, it’s just not RIGHT!
Joey: Are you crying?
King: (sniff) No…
*Kanyon whips Strangelove into the turnbuckle, and then puts him in the tree of woe. He pulls on Strangelove’s left arm while putting his feet against his chest for more pain and leverage. Strangelove falls over, causing the move to break. Kanyon sets Strangelove on the top and then locks in a Texas cloverleaf, leaving him hanging! Strangelove rolls over and Kanyon is driven to the mat, as Strangelove climbs the top rope.*
Ray: Will we see another 360 whiplash corkscrew nosedive cross body? I hope so!
Mongo: I don’t think that was the name of the move.
*Strangelove stands facing the crowd, delivering a twisting reverse hurricarana to Kanyon! The crowd pops at the Xtreme maneuver. Strangelove walks to one side of the ring, and does a cartwheel, then nailing a splash onto Kanyon. Strangelove covers, 1 – 2 – kick out. Kanyon gets up and begins trading punches with Strangelove, getting two for every one that Strangelove throws. Kanyon knocks Strangelove down with an unseen shot to the back of the head, pushing him forward before he lands on Kanyon’s chest. Kanyon whips Strangelove across the ropes, and catches him in an arm breaker! After the good doctor falls, Kanyon applies a reverse arm bar, nearly snapping his arm off.*
Joey: Nooooo!
King: It’s okay Joey, it’s okay.
*Kanyon pulls harder, yelling at Strangelove. Strangelove winces in pain, trying to reach the ropes. Kanyon cranks back, but still, Strangelove fights to get to the ropes. He sticks out an arm and is finally able to grab the rope, forcing Kanyon to release the hold. Kanyon lifts Strangelove and begins throwing quick shots to his abdomen. Kanyon gives him a northern lights suplex and bridges, 1 – 2 – kick out. Kanyon begins pulling his hair, frustrated. He stomps on Strangelove, and then lifts him for a belly to belly suplex. Kanyon throws Strangelove, but he lands on his feet! From behind Strangelove knees Kanyon in the back and takes him to the mat with a swinging reverse DDT, making the cover. 1 – 2 – kick out.*
Mongo: These moves are crazy!
Cole: How can you go from a reverse DDT to…that?
*Strangelove lifts Kanyon, setting him up for the Loving Feeling. Kanyon delivers a head but to the mid section of Strangelove, and then whips him to the ropes. Kanyon sets Strangelove up top, and then grabs his left arm in an arm breaker position. Kanyon flies backwards, flipping Strangelove over by his arm and twisting it, resulting in major pain. Strangelove gets up, holding his arm when he is drilled with the Kanyon Kutter, 1, 2, 3, winner!*
Winner: Kanyon
Ray: Kanyon’s got a new personal slave!
Joey: And Strangelove’s got a new broken heart…*sniff*
*The scene opens up to, the Xtreme-Tron. The lights dim in the arena, and blood begins to drip down the screen. The blood then forms into letters reading "The XHF Internet Champion"... the blood fades away, and new letters appear "He thrives on Pain"... "He is the master of Pain"....'Killer' by Iron Maiden, starts assaulting the arena PA system. Neon Green Pyro, starts erupting from the lights above the ring, there’s a moments pause, and then two massive blasts erupt out of the stage. The fans begin to cheer, as Kris Pain appears from behind the curtain with Tylene Buck on his arm. Kris flexes the arm that Tylene is hanging on, and she rubs his massive Bicep muscle. Pain walks to the ring, with Tylene still around his arm, and his Ring Mail Trench Coat brushing the floor of the arena. Kris climbs up the steps, and holds the ropes for Tylene. Kris then steps inside, and climbs the turnbuckle, flexing again, as Tylene claps for him. Kris takes his trench coat off, and throws it down to a stage manager, The New Blood, then jumps off the turnbuckle and helps Tylene out of the ring.*
Cole: Kris Pain. Dubbed as the next big thing for the RWF side, if he comes out of this match the victor he will certainly be that for the RWF.
King: He also has a huge advantage because, in case ya missed it Cole, his opponent was beaten to hell and back earlier tonight! Its like he has the champions advantage even though both men hold belts.
*"Man in a Box" hits the arena and Harry comes from behind the curtains. A big cloud of smoke fills the entrance area. Red, blue, and green lights hit the whole arena. Harry walks through the Smoke clouds and then stops. He raises his arm in the air and Pyro bursts from the side of him. He then continues to walk to the ring and the gets in. He goes up on the turnbuckle and raises his hand in the air. Which gets the fans going and they chant Harry Sucks. Harry then goes to the corner crosses his arms and waits for his opponent.*
Cole: Hardcore Harry. I don’t think there is anyone in any organization worldwide that did not think it was appropriate that this man won the last ever match in the XHF’s hardcore division. This guy is a legend
Internet/Suicidal Unification
Suicidal Champion Vs Kris Pain
*Pain and Harry eye each other up. Harry isn’t showing any sign of his injuries from earlier. They lock up. Kris Pain goes behind with a half nelson. The other hand is placed pushing onto the back of Harry’s neck. Harry takes the hold, not wanting to tire himself out further, before pulling Pain over with an ipponzei. The two stand off again. Harry offers his hand for a test of strength and Pain teases accepting it before stepping back again.*
King: Pain knows his advantage over Harry is the fatigue factor, so he’s not going to go diving in there at full pelt, wasting that advantage. He’s going to be making Harry work tonight.
*Pain refuses to advance, forcing Harry to make a lunge for him. Pain is able to dart away and Harry lands face first. His vulnerability is exposed by a lightning quick armbar by Pain. Harry screams and scrambles to the ropes. The referee breaks. Pain keeps the hold on for an extra second but not long enough to tempt a DQ.*
King: Good to see Harry’s brain is still intact by making it to the ropes.
*A snap suplex by Pain keeps Harry down. A step-over facelock is applied for a second before Kris goes straight for the Painmission. Harry is able to block the legs from wrapping around him and roll out of the move. Pain gets back on Harry with a front facelock but Harry uses his strength to counter it into a northern lights suplex. The pin gets two. Harry stands up but somehow Pain manages to hang on! Harry takes advantage yet again by hitting a brainbuster. The move livens up the crowd as Pain gets up into the corner. Harry charges at Kris for a big boot but Pain dodges. Harry’s foot ends up on the top turnbuckle in order to bounce off of it, but Pain hits a wicked chop on the knee, collapsing Harry to the floor.*
Ray: Ow.
*The top rope assists Pain in hitting stomps on the leg before Harry can escape. The referee breaks up the attack, allowing Harry to walk it off on the outside. As soon as Pain can shake the ref free he launches himself with a crossbody over the rope, which Harry reverses into a powerslam!*
Joey: Now that’s fucking hardcore!
*Harry raises his arm and high-fives some members of the crowd sitting in the front row. Pain is brought back up to his feet and shoved chest first into the ring apron. Harry climbs back into the ring and places Pain down with a scoop slam. He climbs the turnbuckle and taunts Kris before dropping onto him with a leg drop. Kris clutches his chest but Harry has trouble making the cover after landing on his hurt leg. He is able to reach across and press Pain’s leg against his chest 1 – 2 – kick out. Harry brings Pain up to his feet but receives a chop to the chest. Harry fires back with a shot to the face and receives another chop back. Kris surges forward with a clothesline knocking Harry down. Kris Pain taunts the crowd as Harry climbs up in the corner. Pain charges in but is hit with a Big Boot from Harry! Pain is knocked sideways into the referee and falls onto his side. Harry climbs up the turnbuckle and steadies his leg before wowing the crowd by hitting a moonsault. The leg is instantly hooked but the ref is out. Harry sees this and ignores it. With Pain down for the count he climbs up the turnbuckle again and delivers a second moonsault.*
Joey: Ha! The ref is down and he doesn’t give a fuck! He’s just here for some ass whoopin.
*He slowly stands up and signals for a third when Psyko Stevo dives into the ring from behind! Before Harry can turn his head the back of his knee is attacked by a barrage of sharp, precision kicks. Harry drops to his knees but the attack continues. He falls onto his chest and the leg is wrenched into a half Boston crab. The referee stirs and Stevo quickly releases the hold, rolling Harry over onto his back. Stevo laying over Hardcore Harry’s chest is the only thing the ref sees, and he counts the three enforcing the twenty four seven rule.*
Cole: We have a new Suicidal Champion!
Ray: What happens now?
*The referee gets up with full attention on him, and to the delight of the crowd he signals for Psyko Stevo and Kris Pain to get it on!*
King: Kris Pain just lost his advantage!
*Psyko dives in quickly for the cover 1 – 2 – kick out! Psyko climbs up the turnbuckle looking for the third moonsault. He misses as Pain moves out of the way. Harry lunges for Psyko on one leg, and the referee just manages to block him. Other referees and officials swarm the ring on command of the ref ensuring that Harry cannot interfere in the match.*
King: That’s just not right Cole.
Cole: Psyko picked his moment to strike perfectly.
*Psyko laughs at Harry over the edge of the ring, and he is nailed with a desperation German suplex by Pain, who bridges for a count of two. Pain ducks under a charge from Psyko. Psyko hops over and bounces off of the ropes into a sleeper hold. Pain drops onto one knee to apply more pressure. After a crowd-building display of fist clenching Stevo connects with a few swung elbows and drops his opponent with a back suplex. After catching his breath he jumps onto the ropes. He springboards off with a Psyklone attempt but misses. He stumbles into a Northern Lights suplex 1 – 2 – kick out! Kris Pain sets up the standing headscissors. He lifts Psyko Stevo up for the Pain Bomb but Stevo slips out. Stevo hits a desperation elbow to the face, catching Pain off guard. He pauses for a moment before hitting another one, then two more in quick succession. With Pain finding it hard to stand Stevo grabs his head and plants it with a DDT. He picks up Pain again and nails a floatover DDT 1 – 2 – 3!*
Winner: Psyko Stevo
Cole: He’s done it!
Joey: Two guys went into a match with belts and a third guy left with them both!
Cole: But what about Harry? He earned that shot and had it taken away from him.
King: And Pain had to work two opponents in one match. Say what you want about the advantage he had anyway, but that wasn’t in the script.
*The ref has the United States title in his hand as he ties it to the loop and it is hoisted above the ring. The ring crew finishes setting up the ring with boards of nails in each corner rather then the turnbuckles and gets out of the ring as the ring as the Rat's music hits*
Cole: If you are weak at heart I would leave the room or change the channel.
Mongo: Damn you Cole what are you trying to do ruin our buy rate.
King: Dock him pay Mongo.
*The RWF logo flashes upon the Xtreme-Tron as the lights go out. I Want To Conquer The World by Bad Religion blasts through the sound system as scenes from the RWF victories flash across the Xtreme-Tron. As the song goes to its chorus Rat Bastard and Mini Bong-Hoe emerge from behind the curtain Rat is wearing his "Voice Of The Revolution" T-shirt. The RWF supports in the crowd voice there pride and cheer as Rat grins wickedly at the top of the ramp.....while the loyal XHF fans boo loudly at the sight of the RWF leader. Rat slowly makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. Rat paces around the ring and stares up at his United States Championship that is hanging above his head.*
Mongo: I swear one day I am going to get rid of that bastard once and for all.
*The arena fades into almost a silver hue as the words "SIMPLY SENSATIONAL" slowly fade across the Xtreme Tron. Suddenly the strings of Theory Of A Deadman's "Invisible Man" fill the hallowed halls with excitement. It all comes to fruition as Prodigy steps through the curtain, water bottle in hand, and smirk across his face. He is wearing his new "Beginning, End, And Aftermath" logo t-shirt as he stops at the top of the ramp and retrieves a mic from a staff member.*
Prodigy: Rat it seems are time has come. Your family is safely locked away but after tonight you will be in no way safe. If it is not the nails or the strap that I use to destroy you it will be the little surprise I had the ring crew set up. Behind one of those beds of nails there is a block of C-4 strapped up that will explode on IMPACT!
Ray: I didn't think this match could get any worse.
Mongo: Leave it to the XHF to surprise you every time.
Cole: What if someone gets seriously hurt in this match?
Mongo: Lets just hope it is Rat.
*Prodigy begins walking towards the ring as Rat calls for a mic of his own and is tossed one. Rat motions for Prodigy to stop where he is and he does.*
Rat Bastard: Well that is a nice little surprise you got there Prodigy, but I am the master of surprises and I have a surprise for you.
Mongo: Damn him he has Got Scorpion to do his dirty work.
Joey: Scorpion? I thought he was nuts.
*Rat motions for Prodigy to turn around and he is greeted by Scorpion with a flurry of punches. Prodigy tries to fight back and has Scorpion reeling back and shoves his head between his legs but Scorpion drops to one knee and catches Prodigy with a low blow. Prodigy is leaned over in pain and Scorpion whips Prodigy towards him and flap jacks him up for a Xtreme Neck breaker onto the steel ramp. Scorpion lifts Prodigy to his feet and walks him down the ramp and rolls him in the ring. Rat Bastard smiles at Scorpion as the ref ties the leather strap around the wrist of Prodigy and then around the wrist of Rat. Scorpion stands around like he is going to stay around for the whole match but Rancor will not stand for that as he runs down the ramp and jumps onto the back of Scorpion taking him down to the floor.*
Cole: Here comes Rancor to save his partner
Mongo: It may be to late now Rat has Prodigy right where he wants him
*Rancor and Scorpion fight to their feet and Scorpion is able to whip Rancor into the ring barrier. Scorpion runs at Rancor and is back dropped over the ring barrier into the crowd. Rancor climbs over and they fight off into the crowd. As the ring bell rings and the match officially begins.*
Absolute Survivor Match
Rat Bastard VS Prodigy
United States Championship
*Rat Bastard begins stomping away at the already warn down Prodigy. Rat loops up the slack on the strap and begins whipping Prodigy across the back with it. Prodigy begins to get to his knees as Rat whips and whips away at the back of Prodigy, but it seems to be helping him more then hurting. Red marks engulf the back of Prodigy as he gets to his knees and punches at the mid section of Rat Bastard. Rat punches down on the top of the head of Prodigy to stop him but it does not help as Prodigy explodes to his feet and drives him to the mat with a vicious spine buster. Rat gets to his feet in pain holding his back. Rat slides out of the ring and tries to pace around but Prodigy yanks on his end of the strap and Rat is yanked back first into the ring apron. Rat falls to the mat and lays on his stomach holding his back in pain as Prodigy reels in the strap more and more pulling Rat unwillingly to his feet. Rat leans up against the ring apron to hold himself up as Prodigy moves over and loops the strap and wraps it around the neck of Rat then continues reeling on the strap until Rat is literally hung by the strap.*
Mongo: Choke him damn you choke him!
Cole: Mongo!
Mongo: What?
*Rat grabs at the strap around his neck trying to free the strap so that he can breathe but Prodigy just pulls harder and harder on the strap. Prodigy's veins begin to show as he holds Rat using the strap choking the life out of Rat Bastard. Rat Bastards arms are waving like crazy when they suddenly stop. Rat is hung and is lifeless. Prodigy releases the rope and lets Rat Bastard fall to the floor as the crowd is silent in shock as Rat Bastard lays out on the floor unconscious as Prodigy rolls out of the ring and retrieves the ladder. Prodigy slides the ladder in the ring and slides in after as Rat rolls over on the outside showing a sign of life. Prodigy sets up the ladder under the hanging title and begins his decent to the top of the ladder. Prodigy nears the top and a new champion is certain until Rat Bastard gets to his feet on the outside. Rat yells out at Prodigy to slow him and Prodigy only turns and flips him off then turns and climbs one more rung just out of reach of the title as Rat Bastard pulls with all his might on the strap and sends Prodigy crashing from the top of the ladder to the mat shaking the ring upon impact.*
All: OH MY GOD!
Cole: He was so close.
*Rat Bastard leans on the ring apron as Prodigy rolls around the ring in pain. Rat rolls in the ring and pulls up the slack on the strap as Prodigy slowly gets to his feet. Prodigy gets up to his feet and staggers around. Rat Bastard spits in the face of Prodigy and yanks the strap with full force crashing Prodigy into the ladder. Rat stomps away at Prodigy then drops down and locks him in the Rat Trap. Prodigy uses his massive arms to try and crawl to the ropes out of instinct but this match is no DQ so Rat does not release the hold. Prodigy fights with elbows to the face of Rat and Rat releases the hold, but the damage has been done as Prodigy holds his neck in pain. Rat gets to his feet and holds the ropes and stomps on the injured neck of Prodigy. Prodigy rolls out of the ring falling flat on his back as Rat taunts to the crowd. Rat sets the ladder back up and begins climbing as Prodigy gets up but is visibly in pain. Prodigy climbs in the ring and begins climbing the ladder right behind Rat and grabs him by the back of the tights. Rat kicks back but misses and nearly loses his balance but is able to regain. Prodigy climbs directly under Rat and sets him up on his shoulders. Rat punches the top of the head of Prodigy but it only causes Prodigy to lose control and the two both fall off of the ladder. Prodigy lands roughly on the mat as Rat gets the worse of it and hits back first in to corner bed of nails.*
Mongo: YES!
Joey: YES!
King: What are we YESing for?
Mongo: Rat is all bloody.
King: Oh. YES!
*Rat Bastard springs to his feet in pain holding his bloody back as he staggers into the ladder knocking it over onto the opposite corner before falling flat on his face in the middle of the ring. Both men are completely laid out in the ring. Prodigy seems to have landed hard on his neck as he is not moving but he has the hold of his neck. The camera zooms in on the back of Rat Bastard as several cuts can be seen flowing with blood. Prodigy starts to rattle around and pulls himself up on the ropes as Rat Bastard is still not moving at all. Prodigy stands over his fallen opponent and spreads out his arms and screams in anger then lifts Rat Bastard to his feet. Prodigy lifts him up for a high vertical Suplex and finishes off with Rage Against the Xtreme. Prodigy glares down at his fallen opponent and spits on him. Prodigy walks away and lifts the ladder then sets it up directly over the lifeless body of Rat Bastard. Prodigy begins climbing the ladder slowly as Rat Bastard begins to sit up. Prodigy is nearly touching the title when Rat Bastard grabs a rung on each side of him and tips the ladder over sending Prodigy crashing into a bed of nails and BOOM it is the corner with the hidden C-4 and Prodigy's own surprise back fired on him as he is engulfed in a small flame.*
ALL: Oh MY GOD!!!
*The ref slides in the ring and puts out the fire with an extinguisher before anymore damage can be inflicted on Prodigy. Rat Bastard gets to his feet and sets up the ladder. Rat Bastard can barley stand as he tried to climb the ladder and his pace is very slow. Prodigy is still not moving as Rat is half way to glory with nothing to stop him he makes it to the top and retrieves his United States Championship.*
Winner and Still XHF United States Champion: Rat Bastard
Mongo: God Damn it. Mark my words I will get that fucker one way or another.
*Rat falls from the top of the ladder to the mat and both men are rushed to and attended to by medics.*
Ray: Shit dude, that was intense, and scary cool!
Mongo: Yeah, too bad the wrong guy won!
*Suddenly inside the arena, all the lights dim as the daunting tune of "Liberate" by Disturbed hits the PA! Then, as it's opening chords reverberate throughout the arena and the chorus of the song begins, a gold spotlight falls upon the top of the stage where just then the sadistic figures of Kinetic themselves, Fury, Venom appear! Then, as the spotlight on them fades away and the song continues in the background, they all strut on down the ramp to a HUGE chorus of cheers from the crowd, and once reaching the bottom of the ramp, both climb right up onto the ring apron and after then stepping on through the ropes and into the ring, both Fury & Venom set off to nearby turnbuckles to taunt off to the crowd. Then, after finishing these routine taunts of theirs, both Kinetic members climb down from the turnbuckles and proceed to lean up against them as they await the emergence of their respective opponents.*
Cole: Kinetic: upcoming or already there? Tonight we find out.
*The crowd begins to buzz as Dragpipe's "Simpleminded" slowly dawns the PA system. The arena fades into a gray haze then to red. Suddenly piercing white lights cut through the fog near the entryway, leading Daniels and Velez through the curtain. Daniels is clad in his black robe, red sash, and dangling Onk pendant, while Velez is in his short dark blue attire, with "Grace Personified" written on it in silver. They continues to the ring as the announcer speaks the name of the team...Grace Personified!.. Daniels removes his hood and casts it aside before sprinting the rest of the way. He slides in under the bottom rope and runs to the second turnbuckle to taunt the crowd. Charlie walks up the ring steps and goes through the second rope, and jumps on the turnbuckle next to Daniels. Daniels is smirking, he lowers his arms and turns to await his opponent, while Charlie jumps off the second rope and stands in the center of the ring.*
Cole: Daniels is a proven opponent in independent promotions here and overseas.
King: I’m glad he can’t here me right now, because he hasn’t reproduced any of his success here in the XHF!
Ray: Now is his chance to shut you up.
*"Cold" by Static-X is heard, and The Dark Parade walk out. The Scarecrow is wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses, as The Pumpkin is wearing Big Round Sunglasses. They then slide into the ring and jumps on the second rope. The Scarecrow stares at the crowd, and The Pumpkin rolls his shoulders and does a Christian type taunt. The Scarecrow then jumps off and throws his jacket and sunglasses out of the ring, as The Pumpkin jumps off his turnbuckle and continues to taunt to the crowd. The Pumpkin finally throws the sunglasses into the crowd, and waits in the center of the ring with his brother.*
Cole: I have a question King. Are these two together again because they make a great tag team or because they couldn’t cut it in singles?
King: I don’t care if they didn’t make it in singles – look at them now!
*The slow beginning of "The Energy" by Audiovent hits the PA system, and as the sound gets stronger, a pyro goes off before the vocals kick in. The Chris and Chris Connection walk out from the back curtain, looking around at the booing crowd. Adams flexes as Williams goes down to the middle of the ramp, spinning around to show off the back of his shiny jacket as both men tap their tag team title belts and get into the ring. They remove their belts and Williams takes off his jacket, handing them to the referee.*
Cole: The Champions Chris Adams and Chris Williams. You either love them or hate them…
King: And if you love them you’re a freak.
Ladders, Chains and Flaming Tables Match for the XHF Undisputed Tag Team Championship
Kinetic -Vs- Grace Personified -Vs- The Dark Parade -Vs- The Chris and Chris Connection ©
*The strap lowers and the referee hooks the title belts onto it, as Kinetic wastes no time to attack The Dark Parade. Grace Personified and The Chris and Chris Connection also go at it, to start off this match.*
Cole: Uh, does someone else want to be the play by play guy for this one?
King: By just talking you’re doing a better job then I would.
*Venom shoves The Scarecrow into the corner and kicks him in the gut, and then points up to the sky. He grabs him by the arm and throws him to the opposite corner, and once The Scarecrow hits it Venom runs to him. Venom jumps up going for a splash, but The Scarecrow catches him and throws him out of the ring. On the other side of the ring Chris Adams drives his huge forearm in the back of Christopher Daniels, and then grabs him by the throat and slams him down with a choke toss. Charlie Velez and Chris Williams are also exchanging blows, until Charlie knees Williams in the gut. Charlie then sets his leg onto the back of Williams neck, and then slams him hard with the Xtermination! Adams sees this and goes to clothesline Velez, but Velez ducks and runs to the ropes and jumps up for a flying clothesline, but Adams catches him and throws him out of the ring with a belly to belly suplex!*
Cole: That was clean out of the ring!
*Fury clotheslines The Pumpkin out of the ring and then soon follows. Fury grabs the head of The Pumpkin and slams him face first into the ring steps and then drops him into the padding with a backdrop! Fury grabs the ladder and proceeds to carry it into the ring, but Christopher Daniels comes running and dropkicks it into Fury’s face! Christopher Daniels climbs up to the top rope as Venom and The Scarecrow are fighting on the out side, waiting for them. Williams joins in the fight between Venom and The Scarecrow, as Christopher Daniels flies and knocks them all down with a corkscrew splash! Daniels gets up to his feet and taunts to the crowd, but then clotheslined from behind by Chris Adams. Adams picks up a near by chain and looks around at the arena, and then begins to whip Daniels with it! Daniels screams in pain as Adams continues the assault, as Charlie Velez is seen picking up the ladder that Fury used earlier. Adams finally stops and turns around, and Velez pushes the ladder to Adams. Adams catches the ladder, but Velez then dropkicks it into the face of Adams! Velez is the only man standing as he takes the ladder and slides it into the ring, and then follows and sets it up. Charlie begins to climb up the ladder, as The Pumpkin slowly rolls into the ring. He gets behind Charlie and forearms him in the back, and then climbs the opposite side of the ladder. He gets to the top and grabs Charlie in a front facelock, and then spins around connection with a tornado DDT off the ladder!*
Cole: The Dark Parade has been in these situations so many time their bodies are almost used to the pain.
Ray: You can never be used to bumps like that. It’s not natural.
*The Pumpkin holds his arm, as Charlie rolls out of the ring and lies on the padding motionless. The Pumpkin picks up the ladder and Fury comes into the ring, but then The Pumpkin knocks him down with a ladder shot right to the head! The Pumpkin places the ladder on top of Fury, and then goes to the outside and grabs a chain. He gets back into the ring and looks around the arena, and then begins to smash the chain against the ladder, smashing onto the chest of Fury! Venom climbs up to the apron and The Pumpkin swings the chain to hit him, but Venom ducks and drives a elbow into the stomach of The Pumpkin, and then flips into the ring. Venom runs to the ropes and jumps onto the second, and then moonsaults off, and connects with a Grand Finale V2! Venom screams in a rush of adrenaline to get the crowd pumped up, and then lifts up the ladder.*
Cole: Venom could win it for Kinetic here!
*He sets it up in the middle of the ring, and then begins to climb it as Chris Williams slides in a ladder. Williams climbs to the top rope and then flies off, drop kicking Venom off the ladder onto the third rope! Williams climbs up to his feet and grabs the ladder, and then smacks Venom across the head with the ladder! Venom falls to the mat as Chris Williams grabs the table and sets it up against the turnbuckle, and then he lifts up Venom. Chris Williams grabs Venom in a waistlock, setting Venom up for a German suplex, but Christopher Daniels comes from behind and forearms Williams in the back. Christopher applies a half nelson onto Williams, and half nelson slams him through the table!*
King: He’s not getting up.
*Williams is folded up in the corner, as Daniels stands up to his feet, to get kicked in the gut by The Scarecrow. Scarecrow forearms Daniels in the back multiple times, and then grabs him by the head and throws him into the ring post! Daniels falls to the padding holding his head, as The Scarecrow turns around to a dropkick by Charlie Velez. The Scarecrow gets up and goes to clothesline Velez, but Velez ducks and Adams gets in the ring and spinebuster slams The Scarecrow to the mat! Adams turns to Velez who is now running to a steel chain, but Adams grabs him before he can do anything. Adams slams him down with a sidewalk slam, and then goes to grab the chain. Charlie doesn’t waste anytime to get up, as he does and then stiff kicks Adams right in his face! Adams is now bleeding from the nose as Charlie picks up the chain and wraps it around his hand and punches Adams with it!*
Cole: One half of the tag team champions is busted open. Are we going to see
a title change?
*Charlie drops the chain and looks around the arena, to get a pop from the crowd, until Fury comes out of nowhere and double arm DDTs Charlie onto the chain! Venom is now finally up to his feet, as The Pumpkin rolls into the ring. Fury grabs the ladder as Venom grabs The Pumpkin by the throat and sits him down in the corner. Fury takes the ladder and puts it in front of The Pumpkin, between the bottom and second rope, as Venom goes to the opposite side of the ring. He looks around the arena and then springboards onto the third rope, and dropkicks the ladder into the face of The Pumpkin, from across the ring! The Pumpkin sits in the corner without any movement, as Kinetic both set up the ladder up in the middle of the ring. Christopher Daniels is seen with another ladder at the outside, as Williams has a chain in one hand and a table in the other. Williams sets the table up, and then sets it on fire! Daniels slides the ladder into the ring and hits Fury in the back with it, and then sets it up next to the already set ladder, as Williams gets in the ring and swings the chain across Venom’s back! Daniels and Williams both climb up the second ladder, and then Daniels punches Fury in the face. Daniels is able to turn Fury around and grab him in a full nelson, but then jumps off the ladder driving Fury down with a Judgment Call! Fury is now bleeding from the forehead from the impact, as Williams low blows Venom.*
Cole: This is becoming a bloodbath, and fast.
*Venom bends over on the ladder as Williams finally gets to the top, and hooks both arms of Venom. He looks around at the crowd, but then jumps off and slams Venom down with a tiger driver off the ladder!*
Joey: Oh my fucking god!
*The Scarecrow uses the ladder to help himself up, and then looks around the ring to see that he is the only one standing up. He seizes the opportunity and begins to climb up the ladder. The Scarecrow gets halfway there as a bloody Chris Adams climbs up to his feet, and goes to the opposite side of the ladder and begins to climb it. The Scarecrow and Adams meet at the top of the ladder, as Adams knocks The Scarecrow out with a Sweet Fist Music! The Scarecrow lies on the top of the ladder and Adams grabs him by the throat, and then chokeslams The Scarecrow off the ladder! Adams is now at the top of the ladder by himself, as Charlie Velez climbs up onto the apron, and then rolls into the ring. He low blows Adams, stopping the big man from climbing the ladder anymore, and then Charlie soon follows. He slowly gets to the top of the ladder and begins to forearm Adams from the top, but The Pumpkin finally gets to this feet and pushes the ladder, sending both men out of the ring through the flaming table!*
Cole: This is insane.
Joey: Absolutely fucking insane.
*Officials and referees come running down the ramp with fire extinguishers and put out the fire, as Christopher Daniels gets in the ring. Daniels runs to The Pumpkin, but gets knocked down with a spinning wheel kick. The Pumpkin grabs a chain and wraps it around Daniel’s throat and begins to choke him, taunting at the crowd at the same time. The crowd boos as The Pumpkin finally lets go and screams at Daniels to get up to his feet. Daniels slowly gets up as The Pumpkin goes to swing the chain across the head of Christopher Daniels, but Daniels ducks and picks The Pumpkin up onto his shoulders, and connects with the Last Rites! Daniels gets up to his feet and goes to the outside to grab a table, but out of nowhere Chris Williams smacks him across the head with a steel chain! Daniels falls to the padding and Williams grabs the table and slides it into the ring, and then follows and sets it up. Fury gets into the ring and goes to attack Williams, but Williams knocks Fury down with a flying forearm before he can hit him. Williams rolls the bloody Fury onto the table, and Williams looks around the arena trying to think of what to do next. A idea finally pops into his head and he runs to the ropes and jumps onto the second rope and connects with a modified Drop To Zero through the table! Chris Williams rolls around the ring for a little while holding his stomach, but is able to get up to his feet. The Scarecrow gets into the ring and taunts for Williams to turn around. Once Williams does, Williams runs to him, but The Scarecrow is able to take down Williams with a spear!*
Cole: I can’t keep up!
*The Scarecrow grabs the ladder and sets it up once more, and then begins to climb up it. Daniels gets into the ring and also begins to climb the ladder, basically racing The Scarecrow to the top. The two meet the top of the ladder and begin to trade blows, until Charlie Velez finally gets up to his feet and gets into the ring! Charlie grabs The Scarecrow and sets him on top of his shoulders, as Daniels looks ready to connect for a move. Daniels flies off, as Grace Personified perform the Climax! Charlie takes the other ladder and sets it up next to the first, as both men begin to climb up both ladders. Chris Adams finally gets back into the ring, and begins to climb up with Grace Personified. All three reach the top of the ladder, as Grace Personified punch Adams in the face. They both put on of Adams arms onto one of their shoulders, and then flip off the ladder with the Unwritten Law! Venom finally gets into the ring and begins to climb up the ladder. He takes his time, as he is out of breath, which allows The Pumpkin to follow him. The Pumpkin and Venom are now exchanging blows, as Tracy Brooks is now suddenly running down the ramp! She slides into the ring and gives a low blow to The Pumpkin! Tracy grabs him and pulls him down, slamming him to the mat, as Venom finally grabs the Undisputed Tag Team championships! Kinetic win the match!*
Winners and the new XHF Undisputed Tag Team Champions: Kinetic
Cole: I think actions spoke louder than any words in that match.
*"Liberate" blasts through the arena as Venom slowly walks down the ladder, and falls into the arms of Tracy Brooks. She is able to hold him up as Fury gets into the ring and helps Venom up. Venom holds both tag championships in the air to receive a huge reaction from the crowd, and then gives it to his partner. The two celebrate in the ring with a hug, congratulating each other. The two continue to celebrate, as a man jumps over the railing, and slides into the ring! Venom turns around and gets knocked down with a leaping crescent kick, as Grace Personified attack Fury from behind! Velez and Daniels stomp on Fury, as the man continues to beat on Venom, and lifts him up and sets him between his legs. The man lifts up Venom and holds him up by his arms, and drives him down into them at with a sitout crucifix powerbomb! Daniels lifts Fury up and holds him in a reverse crucifix powerbomb position, and goes to slam him down for a reverse powerbomb, but Charlie comes running, and the two connect with a Crucification! The three look around the ring and hold each others arms in the air, to get a mixed reaction from the crowd.*
Mongo: Wow, all I can say, wow
*Godsmack's "Greed" plays and red pyros shoot from the stage, and the smoke overtakes the stage and through it steps Scorpion. Scorpion has a title over each shoulder and shines each one before walking down the stage. Scorpion walks down the ramp and slides in the ring where he prepares for his match.*
Mongo: Something is not right in that man’s head
*Voices by Disturbed hits the PA as the crowd gives off a huge reaction for the challenger, Hanz. Hanz interacts with fans on his way to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, taunting the fans and staring cold into Scorpion’s eyes as the bell rings and the match starts off.*
Mongo: Now Hanz here is a former XHF champ, Scorpion will have one hell of a match on his hands
Ultimate Championship
Scorpion Vs Hanz
*Hanz and Scorpion square off in the center of the ring, with Scorpion quickly taking Hanz down with an arm drag. Hanz stumbles up and Scorpion charges at Hanz with a clothesline, but the Xtreme Army member ducks, and begins attacking Scorpion with multiple punches, until he is in the turnbuckle. Hanz lifts Scorpion on top of the turnbuckle and climbs up with him, sending him to the canvas with a rolling superplex. Hanz covers, 1 – 2 – kick out. Scorpion gets up and rams a knee into Hanz’s gut, then taking him off his feet with a dragon screw. Near the turnbuckle, Scorpion pounds on Hanz viciously, then stands up with a smug look on his face, as the crowd boos. As Scorpion stands over Hanz’s body, the challenger catapults him into the turnbuckle!*
Cole: What a move!
*Scorpion stumbles around, being drop kicked to the mat. Hanz lifts Scorpion and bridges with a Northern Lights Suplex, 1 – 2 – kick out. Scorpion and Hanz get up, facing off once again in the center of the ring. Scorpion charges at Hanz but Hanz ducks, flipping him over with a backdrop. As Scorpion gets up, Hanz leg sweeps him down. Hanz begins pounding on Scorpion until the Ultimate Champion is bleeding from the forehead. Scorpion gets up, barely balanced. Hanz lifts him onto his shoulders, and then spins him before dropping him down in a pile driver position! Hanz covers, 1 – 2 – another failed attempt. Hanz lifts Scorpion, and whips him across the ropes. Hanz drops to the mat and spins, tripping Scorpion. The Corporal jumps up and raises his arms out, causing the crowd to let out a huge pop. Scorpion barely gets up, his eyes filled with anger at the sight of Hanz. He runs towards him and slips under his arm, taking him down with a full nelson suplex. Scorpion then hits a fist drop on Hanz, followed by a running elbow drop to the head. A cocky Scorpion makes the cover, 1 – 2- kick out. Scorpion wipes some of the blood off of his forehead, pulling Hanz’s dreads to put him in a sitting up position. Hanz droops a little on his right side, when Scorpion runs at him with a side dropkick to the head! Scorpion covers, 1 – 2- kick out! Scorpion once again pulls up Hanz, slightly angered. Scorpion kicks Hanz in the gut, and grabs his head in a reverse DDT position. He lifts the former XHF Champion in a reverse DDT drop position, but holds him suspended in the air, his body still slightly bent. Scorpion runs to one set of ropes and bounces off, finally taking Hanz down in a jackhammer position with the leg hooked! 1 – 2 – kick out! Scorpion gets up and screams at the referee, before pushing him down. Scorpion slides under the bottom rope and searches under the apron, retrieving a baseball bat!*
King: This, I like.
Joey: This match rules!
Cole: He’s got a fucking bat! Stop that sick bastard!
Joey: No! Don’t!
*Scorpion gets back into the ring, impatiently waiting for Hanz to get to his feet. In one shot, Scorpion breaks the bat over a now profusely bleeding Hanz, tossing away the bat and making the cover, as the referee slowly counts. 1…2…shoulder! Scorpion threatens to punch the referee but is taken from behind by Hanz in a reverse DVD spot. Scorpion is able to fall out from behind, clinching Hanz in a schoolboy, 1 – 2 – kick out. As Hanz gets up, Scorpion tries for a punch, but misses. Hanz goes for a kick with his right leg, but Scorpion catches it. Hanz then backs into the turnbuckle, using the ropes for support as he uses his legs to push Scorpion away! Hanz remains sitting on the turnbuckle, and jumps off with a hurricarana, that Scorpion is able to turn into a powerbomb. Scorpion turns Hanz over, and drags him into the center of the canvas. Scorpion Death Lock! A look of torture masks Hanz’s face, as he desperately tries to reach the ropes. Crawling on his elbows, the bloodied Hanz extends his right arm, inches away from the bottom rope. With the tip of his fingers, he can feel it but is dragged back into the middle of the ring.*
Joey: It’s over here.
Ray: Damnit, reach the ropes!
*Hanz raises an arm to tap, but then struggles back, slowly. He nearly grabs the bottom rope but is pulled back into the center of the ring a second time, his legs in tremendous pain. Slowly struggling towards the bottom rope for a third time, Hanz is able to grab the bottom rope. The referee forces Scorpion to break the hold, as he and Hanz begin trading punches in the middle of the ring. Hanz punches Scorpion, and then ducks a swing from the Ultimate Champion. Hanz repeatedly chops Scorpion until he has him in the turnbuckle. Hanz backs away and then goes full speed at Scorpion with a spear! Scorpion barely stands in the turnbuckle, as Hanz delivers multiple shoulder blocks to his abdomen. Hanz grabs onto Scorpion and lifts him out of the turnbuckle, laying him flat with a spinebuster. Hanz bounces off the ropes and nails Scorpion with a knee drop, then grabbing his leg and twisting him into a cradle pin. 1 – 2- kick out. Hanz whips Scorpion across the ropes, but Scorpion sneaks under his arm and takes him down with a clothesline. Hanz gets up holding his back, and is slammed down again with a bulldog from Scorpion, who then lifts Hanz again. Hanz is whipped into the turnbuckle, as Scorpion hits him with the Scorpion Splash! Hanz is about to fall frontward, but Scorpion holds him up. He turns Hanz around and hits him with the Scorpion Death Drop, going for the cover, 1 – 2 – kick out! Hanz jumps to his feet, swiftly delivering a suplex to Scorpion from out of nowhere. Hanz whips Scorpion to the ropes, then clotheslines him straight out of the ring! Hanz pounds and stomps on Scorpion and during this rolls into the ring several times to break the ten count. Hanz finally gets back inside the ring as the referee counts for Scorpion. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, Scorpion gets under the bottom rope. Hanz pulls him into the center of the canvas, still face down, climbing up to the top rope. Hanz flies off connecting with an elbow drop to the back of Scorpion’s neck, turning him over to make the cover! 1, 2, kick out!*
Cole: So close!
Mongo: He had him right there!
*Hanz points to himself and asks the referee if he knows who he is, as Scorpion pushes Hanz into him from behind. Scorpion exits the ring and searches under the apron, pulling out a glass windowpane! Scorpion slides back into the ring and swings at Hanz, but Hanz smashes it into his face with a spinning heel kick!*
Joey & Ray: Holy shit!
*Hanz tosses the frame off to the side, raising his left arm with his fist closed. Scorpion’s white face paint is now covered in red, as he gets up and is kicked in the gut by Hanz. Hanzlinch! The referee slowly gets up as Hanz jumps to the top rope, flying off with the HanZenZimmer! Scorpion rolls out of the way, and Hanz crashes into the canvas, being cut in different places of his body by the glass pieces. Scorpion turns Hanz over and gets an arm over him, 1 – 2 – shoulder! The crowd goes insane as Scorpion stares up in disbelief, pushing himself up and waiting for Hanz. Hanz lifts himself off the blood-stained mat soon after, and begins trading punches with Scorpion in the middle of the ring. Scorpion blocks the last attempted swing, and elbows Hanz in the gut. Scorpion whips Hanz across the ropes and nails him with the Xtreme Neckbreaker on the return! Hanz just barely moves, lifeless on the mat when Scorpion turns him over and locks in the Scorpion Lock, looking for the win. Hanz gives no response, and the referee is forced to raise his arm for the knockout. Once, Hanz’s arm falls. Twice, Hanz’s arm falls. Three times, Hanz’s arm stops in mid air! Hanz hits the mat with his elbow, making Scorpion think he has won. Scorpion raises his arms to the crowd but Hanz slowly gets up, raising his left arm again! Scorpion turns around, waiting for the bell to ring when he is kneed in the gut – Hanzlinch! For the second time, Hanz jumps to the top rope. Hanz soars off the top rope with tremendous height from the HanZenZimmer, but Scorpion lifts his knees.*
King: So close.
Cole: This is the second time he’s had this match won! Damnit!
*Hanz stands, bent over holding his ribs in pain as Scorpion comes from behind with the Scorpion Plex, bridging, 1 – 2 – 3, Scorpion retains the title as "Greed" by Godsmack plays over the PA. With the back of his hand he cleans some blood off of his face as he is handed his Ultimate Championship. He holds it high in the air as he leaves the ring after the brutal match.*
Winner Scorpion
Cole: Those RWF bastards have still got our Ultimate Title, damnit.
Joey: I remember when it was the BDDWF Ultimate Title…good times.
Ray: Yeah, only to be ruined by the XHF.
Joey: Oh yeah! Great work Mongo
Mongo: Thank you
*Scorpion walks up the ramp with his ultimate championship, his ring attire cut and covered in patches of blood. As he walks forward, Rancor runs from behind the curtain and takes him down with a huge clothesline! Rancor begins stomping on Scorpion and throws him onto the stage. He pounds hard and then lifts him with a Shameful Existence off the stage! Scorpion lay out cold on the concrete as Rancor un-straps his European Title and holds it high in the air with Scorpion’s Ultimate Title in his left hand. Forest hits the PA and Rancor throws the Ultimate title down, landing near Scorpion’s chest. The behemoth of destruction walks behind the curtain with his championship belt, leaving Scorpion decimated. *
Cole: What the hell was that?
Joey: Holy shit!
King: He killed him!
Ray: Decimated!
Mongo: Sweet!
*"The Next Big Thing" plays across the PA and “Lesnar Love” steps out onto the stage in a long tie dyed boxing robe and tie dyed tights as he bounces back and fourth on the stage his music is interrupted but "DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE LOVE, DUDE LOVE BABY" and cheesy sixties music hits the PA as Dude Love steps out from the curtain followed by Brother Love and they stand next to Lesnar Love as he holds his head down in shame as Dude Love begins to dance the Charleston. Brock begins to walk down the ramp and he is soon followed. Brock hops up onto the ring apron and steps through the ropes as Dude Love and Brother Love enter via the steps.*
Mongo: Hahahaha! These guys crack me up!
Cole: Why are they out here?
*Dude Love grabs a microphone beginning to speak.*
Dude Love: Now, Lesnar Love has something to say! Lesnar Love was in denial for so long, but now he’s one in the Love Shack.
*Dude Love passes the mic to Lesnar, who begins to speak.*
Lesnar Love: For so long, I couldn’t see the love. The love that the love shack had. The love that I needed. Dude, Brother, I love you two!
*The three embrace in a group hug as the crowd watches in disbelief. Suddenly Lesnar pushes them both into the ropes and they bounce off, as Brock charges at them with a double clothesline! Brock lifts Dude Love and hits him with the F-5, then drags up Brother and nails him with an F-5 also.*
Cole: Chaos! Lesnar has turned on the love shack!
Joey: I don’t think he was ever "with" the love shack.
*Brock continues stomping the two in turns, as The Purist Evan Zecher and Big Bill emerge from the Xtreme-Tron, sliding into the ring. With Brock, the two begin destroying Dude Love and Brother Love.*
Cole: Big Bill, The Purist, and Brock Lesnar?
*The three continue their assault, when "School of Hard Knocks" hits the PA and out comes Gavin Green! Gavin grabs a Singapore cane from under the apron, sliding into the ring. He stares into the wall of The Purist, Big Bill, and Lesnar, unsure which of the three to swing at.*
Ray: Does it matter who he hits? The Love Shack ending, good. Beating on two men like that, not good. End this now!
*Lesnar just smiles in the face of Gavin Green, and lifts Dude Love’s body. Lesnar taunts Gavin with the knocked out Dude Love, and Gavin swings bashing the Singapore cane over Dude Love!*
King: I’m confused.
*The four all embrace in the center of the ring, tossing out the bodies of Brother and Dude Love. As Christy Williams walks out from behind the curtain, a microphone in hand.*
Christy: You see the four in the ring? That was my idea. You see the genius that I’ve become? That was my own doing. It’s not often you see a brainless woman trying to relive her high school days coming to wrestling and restoring intelligence. It’s nearly impossible. You don’t see many people able to round up talent like that. Yes, Gavin Green, Brock Lesnar, Evan Zecher, and Big Bill, Spectacular Style. It’s my own doing.
*The crowd gives off a mixed reaction as the four meet with Christy at the top of the ramp and they all leave backstage.*
Mongo: That was, well, disturbing, it cost a small fortune for Foley and Love to even come to the XHF, the lawsuits are gonna be bad
*The two cages are set up around the ring and around the ramp area, as the tunnel between the two are connected. Stone Sour are all set up next to the ramp area, receiving a big pop from the crowd.*
Corey Taylor: Hello XHF!
*Huge pop from the crowd.*
Corey: Mother fuckers, this is off our self-titled album, it’s fucking time to GET INSIDE!
*They begin "Get Inside" as the crowd bursts into an enormous ovation for the returning Rhein. A blue light starts scanning across the screen as the introduction plays. Then, when the song finishes the intro, the light expands, and as the crowd bursts into cheers, the light fades and the Xtreme-Tron shows Rhein the Killa's Xtreme Video.*
Corey Taylor: Seed, gotta let it grow, why ya gotta watch when I let it feed?
Better look into the mirror for the face you hide away, everyday
But I don't give a fuck; I let it roll - I smoke the old
Gotta run, gotta rend, gotta maim, gotta make it through another maze
STAY AWAY!
Please: wring the blood from my hands
Don't pretend that you understand me
I don't even want you looking at me
Motherfucker, GET INSIDE!
*It is at this point when Rhein comes out, followed by Lizzy Borden. He is wearing a long sleeveless blue coat, and black taping on his hands. His ring attire consists of black shorts, with red slashes on the side, and Rhein written on the back. He jogs to one side of the stage, and makes a 'Get Up' motion, before jogging to the other side of the stage, and making the same motion. He points to the crowd and gives them a thumbs up, and goes back to the ramp area. He walks onto the ramp, and starts walking down it. He stops mid-way on the ramp, and points to the ceiling, causing pyros of blue, black and red to go off. He walks round the ring, looking at the Annihilation Complex. He slides in the ring, before helping Lizzy in the ring. He walks over to a turnbuckle, and climbs it and holds his hands above his head, just as the chorus hits on the song. He does this on all four turnbuckles, before entering the center of the ring. He then does a taunt a lot like HBK's, and pyros go off all at once. He then waits for the crowd to calm down before talking. The song finishes as Stone Sour head to the back.*
Cole: His last two matches were against the champion Reeshi. He is Slain’s tag team partner. He is a sworn enemy of Destruction. This guy knows it all, he’s done it all – Rhein.
*The lights in the arena go out as the fans get to their feet in anticipation of who is to come. Suddenly... BOOM! Huge flames shoot out of the stage as the fans are shocked then begin cheering as "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica blasts over the sound system. They curtain flips open and Martyr walks out on stage to a huge pop from the fans. He looks around at the Annihilation Complex, and begins to walk down the ramp, getting cheers from the fans the whole way down. He walks around the ring and waits on the side of it, for his opponents.*
Cole: Despite his time spent with the company this is a first in many ways for Martyr.
King: He’s showing no fear though – and that’s essential in an environment like this.
*"Charlie Big Potato" by Skunk Anansie hits as Slain emerges from the depths of the Xtreme-Tron to a mixed reaction, and the XHF Cruiserweight championship around his waist. He raises his arms up as if on a crucifix with his middle fingers raised in front of the crowd either side of him. He finally makes it to the ring, and walks to one side of the ring.*
Cole: Slain is already our Cruiserweight Champion. He claimed that accolade just this Wednesday. Can he follow it up with another championship victory?
*The arena is suddenly plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on with anticipation as then suddenly the demonic new "Criss-Crossed Star" Symbol of Rage appears on the X-Treme Tron and then a few moments later, the screen turns to static until...BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the crowd is on it's feet in anticipation as multiple guitar riffs begin echoing throughout the PA, while on the screen in tune with the riffs, "FIST-OF-RAGE!" appears!!! Then, as the familiar and deadly tune of "Innervision" by System of a Down hits & starts up, the curtain flips back, and a grinning and sadistic-looking Rage with his gorgeous and as well sadistic wife, Torrie Wilson by his side, steps out onto the top of the stage. Following this, the two then strut arrogantly on down the ramp to a chorus of seemingly never-ending boos, giving cold & vicious stares of pure cruelty & evilness to the entire booing crowd all along the way, until then finally reaching the ring where, once inside, he sets off to do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, flipping off the crowd and taunting them sadistically from each and every corner, while in the meantime, Torrie stands outside the ring taunting off to the booing crowd in her own ways and cheering Rage on as well.*
King: What’s Torrie doing down here? She’s stepping into hell!
Cole: Rage has looked to be a genuine threat here tonight. Do not let his win/loss record throw you when judging this guy.
*The beginning of "Cochise" by Audioslave is heard, as a black screen fills up the Xtreme-Tron with a little barcode label in the bottom left hand corner. A green light points to the top of the ramp, and Destruction comes out with a water bottle in his hand after the guitar at the beginning of the song, and Trish Stratus right behind him with her hands on her hips. Destruction pours the water on his head, and then begins to walk down the ramp, and then stops at the bottom, with Trish's arm around his waist. He looks around at the Annihilation Complex, and gives a quick kiss to Trish, and then walks to the side of the ring. Trish Stratus walks up the ring steps and goes under the bottom rope and waits in the ring, watching Destruction. Destruction walks up the ring steps and into the center of the apron area, then drinks some water, and then throws the water bottle into the crowd, hitting one of the cells. The slow part of the song begins to end, and Destruction begins to look around at the crowd. The song gets heavy again, and Destruction spits the water in the air, while holding both arms in the air, and a white light on him. He then gets in the ring and goes to the corner of the ring doing the same taunt, while waiting for his last opponent, with Trish cheering him on.*
King: Destruction is back in the main event!
Cole: Again, like his fellow RWF member Rage despite recent losses ex-XHF Champion Destruction has looked back to his best form-wise.
*The screen comes on with Reeshi hitting Scorpion over the head with a chair, which quickly turns to Reeshi staggering to his feet, using his left arm for support on the ropes and is raising the XHF title above his head in his right arm, which then turns to Reeshi delivering the Coral Reeshi to win the XHF United States Championship, which then turns to a bloodied Reeshi standing tall in the middle of the ring, the screen switches back and forth between the four until neither can be made out. Each of the flicks become four separate flicks and cover the entire screen, one in each of the four corners of the screen. As each clip plays explosive goes off in the center of the screen, breaking through the corners closest to the middle of the screen on the four clips causing the screen to become a flame. As the flames continue to spread across the screen "Fear" by Disturbed hits the speakers, and out steps Reeshi. Reeshi stops and stands centered at the top of the ramp, with the XHF Championship over his shoulder. When two pyro explosives drop from the rafters and explode at the exact point on the ramp where it begins to descend, one on the right side and other on the left. Reeshi walks through the smoke from the explosions and makes his way to the ring. He circles the. He then rolls under he bottom rope and raises his XHF Championship above his head.*
Cole: And finally the Champion. Is there anything else to say?
King: It’s hard to picture the belt on anyone else.
Annihilation Complex for the XHF World Heavyweight Championship
Rhein The Killa -Vs- General Martyr -Vs- Slain -Vs- Rage -Vs- Destruction -vs- Reeshi ©
*Rage and Destruction immediately attack the XHF champion, as Martyr and Slain slide into the ring and goes to help their fellow XHFer.*
Ray: Martyr and Slain rushing o the aid of Reeshi? Didn’t they learn their lesson from the tag match on Gastro?
*Rhein joins into the brawl, attacking the XHF champion. Rhein shoves Reeshi into the corner and begins to give the boots to his stomach, as Destruction and Martyr trade blows in the center of the ring. Destruction drives a knee into the abdomen of Martyr, and then throws him to the ropes. Destruction bends over for a backdrop, but Martyr stops and kicks him in the face! Destruction rolls out of the ring holding his face, as Rage knocks Slain down with a spinebuster. Rage grabs Slain’s legs and leans back to send Slain into the turnbuckle for a slingshot, but Slain lands on the second rope! Rage gets up and taunts to the crowd, but once he turns around Slain dives off and connects with a twisting crossbody block!*
Joey: I’m betting that’s the only flash move Slain manages to pull of tonight.
*Slain hooks the leg of Rage, but Rhein is there to break it up. Slain looks at his partner, and Rhein shrugs his shoulder, claiming he wants the XHF championship.*
Cole: Rhein and Slain demonstrating that this is truly every man for himself. There are no alliances in this match.
*At that instant Reeshi clotheslines Rhein from behind and shoves a boot right to the face of Slain. Martyr and Destruction are now fighting at the outside, with Martyr sending rights to the face of Destruction. Martyr grabs Destruction by the hair, and then begins to scrape his face against the steel cell! Destruction now begins to bleed, as Trish Stratus begins to scream at Martyr to get off. Martyr flips off Trish, and then lifts Destruction up.*
King: Don’t flip off Trish!
*Martyr goes to slam Destruction’s head into the steel mesh, but Destruction stops it by putting his foot up, and then slams Martyr’s head against the mesh! Martyr falls down as Destruction stomps on the chest of Martyr. Inside the ring Reeshi begins to throw punches into the ribs of Slain, and then picks him up and sets him on the top rope. Reeshi climbs up the second rope and applies a front facelock, but Rhein comes from behind and low blows Reeshi! Rhein sets Reeshi on his shoulders, and Slain knocks Reeshi down
with a missile dropkick!*
King: No alliances, huh Cole?
*Slain slowly climbs up to his feet and turns around, right into a belly to belly suplex! Rhein hooks the leg of Slain, but Rage breaks it up at two.*
Cole: That’s right King.
*Rage continues to beat on Rhein, and lifts him up. Rage chops Rhein in the chest and then kicks him below the belt, causing Rhein to fall to his knees.*
Ray: Even with all this unforgiving steel that still looks like the worst thing in the world.
*Rage sends fists into Rhein’s face, and then lifts him up to his feet. Rage whips the one man revolution to the ropes and waits for Rhein to come back, but Rhein grabs on to the third rope to stop him. Rage runs to Rhein going for a clothesline, but Rhein backdrops Rage out of the ring, hitting the steel! Rage rolls around holding his back, as Destruction and Slain are fighting up the ramp area. Destruction throws Slain face first into the steel, and then grabs Slain by the hair. He places Slain’s head in a front facelock and throws Slain’s arm behind his neck, and then suplexes Slain onto the steel ramp! Slain screams in pain, as Destruction gets to his feet and stomp on Slain.*
Cole: Destruction and Slain are the first to venture outside of the first cage. This is where it goes beyond a cage match; beyond Hell in a Cell.
*Inside the ring Reeshi is beating on Martyr in the corner, taking the big man down with a huge right punch. Reeshi lifts up Martyr and goes for another punch, but Martyr is able to block it and knock Reeshi down with a right of his own! Reeshi quickly climbs up to his feet and goes for a power clothesline on Martyr, but Martyr ducks and picks Reeshi up onto his shoulders and connects with a Switchblade! Martyr hooks the leg of the champion, but Reeshi is able to roll a shoulder up at two.*
Ray: Martyr still not showing any fear by laying into our champion.
*Martyr gets up and taunts to the crowd for his finishing maneuver, as Reeshi slowly begins to climb up to his feet. Once Reeshi is on his feet Martyr grabs him in a full nelson position, but Reeshi is able to back kick Martyr in the groin! Martyr lets go of Reeshi, and Reeshi hooks both arms and connects with a Pain Killer! Reeshi hooks the leg of Martyr, but Martyr is able to kick out! Slain and Destruction are now at the top of the ramp, as Destruction shoves Slain’s face right into the steel pole. Destruction lifts up the Cruiserweight champion to his feet and goes to suplex him off the ramp, but Slain is able to pull himself down and front suplexes Destruction onto the concrete floor!*
Ray: Jesus!
*Destruction rolls around holding his arm, as Slain climbs to his feet and looks around the arena. The crowd cheers for him, and Slain flies off the top of the ramp and connects with a Flipside! That hurts both men, as the crowd starts "Holy shit" chants.*
Joey: Holy fucking shit!
*Rhein and Rage are fighting on the outside of the ring, as Rage pulls the tights of Rhein, causing him to hit the back of his head against the steel. Rage grabs Rhein’s head and slams the back of his head against the steel multiple times!*
King: Brutality in its purest form.
*Rhein falls to the padding holding his head, as Rage screams for Torrie Wilson to come to him. Rage holds Rhein up and Torrie walks to them, and then she begins to slap Rhein! Rage throws Rhein to the floor, as Lizzy Borden comes from behind of Torrie and knocks her down! Lizzy and Torrie go at it as Rage chokes Rhein with a boot, taking the air out of the One Man Revolution. Martyr sends forearms into the back of Reeshi, and then grabs him in a reverse waistlock. He looks around the arena, and then plants a
German suplex onto Reeshi!*
Cole: Martyr is continuing to focus on the champion.
*He doesn’t let go of the waistlock, instead he climbs back to his feet and connects with another German suplex! Martyr doesn’t stop there though, instead he stands up again, but instead of hitting another German suplex, he connects with a Cannonball Buster! Martyr finally covers the champion, but somehow Reeshi is able to kick out at two!*
King: That’s the reason Reeshi is champ and Martyr isn’t.
*Martyr smacks the mat, and then he points to the turnbuckle. He pumps the crowd up and begins to climb up, as Reeshi begins to climb to his feet. Martyr jumps off going for a bionic elbow off the top rope, but Reeshi gets a boot up knocking Martyr down! Slain drives Destruction’s spine against the steel ramp, and then dropkicks him in the knee. Destruction falls holding his knee, as Slain lifts up Destruction and tries to knock him out with the Eve Of Destruction. Slain hooks both arms and tells the crowd that this is over, but Destruction is able to reverse it and backbody drop Slain onto the drum set that was used earlier for Rhein’s entrance! Slain begins to move around trying to get himself up, as Destruction grabs a guitar. Slain slowly but surely gets up to his feet, but soon gets knocked out with a guitar shot to the head from Destruction!*
Cole: Destruction is merciless with a weapon in his hands.
*The guitar shatters into pieces, as Rage continues to send forearms on Rhein around the ring. Rage pushes Rhein against the steel cell and takes a step back and then runs to Rhein going for a splash, but at the last second Rhein moves out of the way! Rage crashes into the cell, as Rhein climbs up to his feet. Rage lies against the steel cell as Rhein runs to him, and breaks through the cell into the crowd with a Gore!*
King: They’ve escaped hell!
Ray: If past experience is anything to go by, hell has just begun.
*Security guards come running through the crowd to keep the crowd away from the action, as Rhein grabs a beer bottle and smashes it against Rage’s head! Inside the ring Martyr and Reeshi continue to go at it, as Reeshi clotheslines the big man down. Reeshi stomps on Martyr’s chest, and then kicks him out of the ring, and soon follows. Reeshi grabs a electrical cable and wraps it around Martyr’s neck, and begins to choke the life out of him.*
Cole: Reeshi has to try and fight Martyr in the knowledge that his title could leave him at the hands of any of the other four men in this match out of his grasp.
*Martyr begins to fade away, until he low blows Reeshi! Reeshi drops the cable as Martyr climbs up to his feet and spears Reeshi against the ring post, causing Reeshi to smack his head against it! Reeshi is now knocked out at the padding, as Martyr holds his arms in the air in triumph. Destruction throws Slain face first into the Xtreme Xmas set, and then sets him up against the set. He walks back to the instruments and searches for something, and moments later he is seen with a sledgehammer in his hand! He grins to the crowd and runs to Slain with it, but Slain is able to move out of the way and drop toe hold Destruction into the steel set! Destruction holds his nose as Slain grabs the sledgehammer and holds it up in the air! He then drives the sledgehammer into the stomach of Destruction, getting revenge from Supremacy!*
King: Slain and that sledgehammer go back a long way.
*Rhein and Rage continue to fight off in the crowd, until Rage shoves Rhein against the steel railing. Rage jumps over the railing to the cell, and then begins to climb it! Martyr sees this and begins to follow Rage to the top!*
Ray: Now he wants the RWF!
*Rage finally reaches the top of the cell to relax, until he sees Martyr! Martyr gets to the top and Rage immediately attacks Martyr, and begins to send boots to the back of his neck. Slain chokes Destruction with his boot, and taunts to the crowd. He goes to grab Destruction again, but Destruction low blows him and pushes Slain to the floor. Destruction climbs up to his feet, and then begins to walk up the Xtreme X-Mas set! Slain finally gets up and sees this, and begins to chase Destruction to the top!*
Cole: This can only mean trouble for one of these competitors.
*Destruction gets halfway there as he stops and takes a breath, and then continues to go to the top. Destruction finally gets to the top of the set and Slain is now right behind him! Destruction pleads for Slain not to hit him, but Slain doesn’t listen and knocks Destruction down with a kick to the face! Slain grabs onto the top of the second cell and holds on, as Destruction begins to climb up to his feet. Destruction finally gets to his feet and Slain wraps his legs around Destruction’s neck going for a hurricanrana, but Destruction is able to hold Slain up and throw him off the Xtreme Xmas set onto the floor below! Slain lies motionless on the concrete as the crowd watches in amazement, and Destruction rips the top of the second cell to climb to the top.*
King: There was your trouble King! Slain was right – he’s just been killed in the Annihilation Complex at XHF Xtreme Xmas!
*Reeshi sees Rhein and grabs him by the throat and throws him into the padding area, and then picks Rhein up on his shoulders. Reeshi runs to a nearby steel mesh and slams Rhein’s head against it! Rhein is now busted open from that shot, as Reeshi then begins to choke Rhein with his boot. Rage and Martyr trade blows on the top of the first cell, until Rage kicks Martyr in the stomach. Rage goes for a Stunner, but Martyr is somehow able to reverse it into a Knocking On Death’s Door!*
Cole: He can’t cover, but the damage is done.
*Both Martyr and Rage lay on top of the first cell as Torrie Wilson begins to climb the first cell to help her husband! Martyr gets up and lifts up Rage, and sets him between his legs, saying that he is going to powerbomb him off the cell! Torrie finally reaches the top and Martyr lifts Rage up, but Torrie runs onto him and jumps on his back! Martyr just drops Rage, as he grabs Torrie and flips her over onto the cell! Martyr lifts up Torrie again and sets her between his legs, and then lifts her up, and powerbombs her onto the top of the first cell!*
King: She deserved that.
*Destruction is now walking on the tunnel connecting the two cells, and he finally reaches the first cell. Martyr taunts to the crowd on the top of the cell, as Rage finally begins to make his way up. He sees Torrie on the floor and runs to Martyr, but Martyr just lifts a knee into Rage’s chest. Destruction is now on top of the first cell and he attacks Martyr from behind, helping his fallen partner. Destruction lifts up Martyr and forearms him in the back, as Rage join in on the assault. They both lock on a front facelock on Martyr, and double suplex him off the first cell onto the tunnel!*
Ray: An RWF double team like that has to hurt the leader of the Xtreme Army in more ways then one.
*Destruction and Rage look at a fallen Martyr, as the crowd boo the two RWFers. The two then begin to walk down the cell, as Slain is finally up to his feet! Slain begins to walk down the ramp, as Rhein and Reeshi are going at it in the ring. Reeshi misses a clothesline on Rhein, as Rhein Gores Reeshi down hard into the mat! Rhein screams as he lifts up Reeshi to his feet. Rhein puts Reeshi behind him and hooks both of his arms, turns around and holds Reeshi in the air, and drives him into the mat with his former move, the Vertebreaker!*
King: Rhein’s gone old school!
Cole: Rhein has just pulled out his trump card the Vertebreaker!
*Reeshi lies with his back against the mat as Rhein makes the cover, but Slain comes out of nowhere and breaks up the pin! Slain begins to beat on Rhein to get mixed reactions from the crowd, as Slain grabs Rhein in a ¾ facelock and runs to the turnbuckle, connecting with a Reverse Slayer! Slain hooks the leg of Rhein, but at the count of twoTrish Stratus grabs Slain’s leg and pulls him off of Rhein!*
Ray: This is getting tight.
*Slain gets up and doesn’t waste anytime, and grabs Trish by the hair! He throws her into the ring and picks her up with her arms hooked, and slams her face first into the mat with a Decimator! Slain kicks Trish out of the ring, as Destruction and Rage finally get to the bottom of the ring! They both attack Slain, and Rage sets him on top of his shoulders and then connects with a Fist Of Rage! Before Rage can make the cover though, Martyr is finally onto his feet! The both RWF members see this and taunt him to get into the ring, and Martyr wastes no time and slides into the ring! He begins to throw rights at both of them, but the numbers are too strong as he cannot hold them off.*
Cole: The RWF are dominating Slain and Martyr!
*Rhein is seen climbing up the turnbuckle as Rage holds Martyr in a full nelson position, as Destruction goes outside and grabs a chair! He gets into the ring and goes to swing at Martyr, but Martyr ducks and Destruction accidentally hits Rage! Martyr knocks Destruction down with a clothesline, and then runs to Rhein and pushes him off the top rope! Martyr climbs to the top and grabs Rhein, and throws him across the ring with a top rope belly to belly suplex! Martyr gets up and turns to Destruction, but gets smacked across the head with a steel chair!*
Ray: That was gruesome!
*Martyr doesn’t fall down though, which allows Destruction to kick Martyr in the stomach and hit him with an Eve Of Destruction!*
Ray: Martyr’s finally down.
*Destruction goes to make the cover, but Reeshi comes out of nowhere and knocks Destruction out of the ring with a big boot! Reeshi then covers Martyr, and gets the 1-2-3!*
Winner and still XHF Champion: Reeshi
King: STILL Champion!
Cole: Is there anything on God’s green earth that will stop Reeshi’s monster run through the XHF?
*The referee hands Reeshi his championship belt, as Reeshi stands up to his feet and holds it up in the air. He looks around at the all five men in the ring, who put their hearts into this match.*
Joey: That was the greatest display I think I’ve ever seen
Cole: You say that every Pay Per Veiw
Joey: It’s not my fault that the XHF gets better and better every month!
*The camera then turns to the announcer’s table as Mongo stands up with a microphone*
Mongo: Wow, I mean, wow folks, are you all as amazed at Xtreme Xmas as I am?
*The crowd roars*
Mongo: Well I hate to say this, but compared to next months Pay Per View, Xtraction, this was nothing! Because at Xtraction I will finally put Rat’s run of terror to an end!
*Cheers*
Mongo: At Xtraction, it will be the XHF Vs the RWF! And as owner of the XHF, I’d like to assign a “team captain” if you will for my side. That man is the XHF World Heavyweight Champion, that’s right, Reeshi!
*Mongo is met with a mixed reaction as Reeshi gets a sick smile on his face and Martyr, who is still on the mat, gets a look of shock. Mongo points to the Xtreme-Tron as a large ‘X’ is projected on it, the camera locks in on this and fades out.*