TV Taping: Prescott, Arizona
Oct 14, 2022 3:42:57 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Kira Izumi, and 3 more like this
Post by Jonnie Valentine on Oct 14, 2022 3:42:57 GMT -5
Prescott, Arizona
Sidekicks Saloon
Attendance: 456
The Anointed (Disney's Marty Donovan & Alexander Von Blankenship)
vs.
The Dutch Express (Harvey Van Houten & Leo van Dam)
"High Roller" Wesley Crane came down to the ring with Alexander Von Blankenship while Marty wore a long robe with a hood that covered his head. The Dutch Express walked down in overalls waving to the fans with their manager Klazina Van Dam. After introductions, Marty continued to wear his hooded robe as he stood on the apron. AVB caught Harvey Van Houten’s body press and tossed him across the ring with a fallaway slam. Leo Van Dam ran in but AVB cut him off with a spinebuster. Von Blankenship hit a slingshot suplex on Van Houten. AVB lifted Van Houten up for Omnipotence but Van Houten took him down with a crucifix cradle. Harvey Van Houten slingshot Von Blankenship into his corner and he accidentally tagged in Marty. Marty seemed panicked and when he stepped through the ropes his hood came off and it was Phillip Blauer! On the back of his trunks it said “Phil-In Marty”. Blauer begged off while The Dutch Express surrounded him. Leonard Van Dam took Phil over in a cartwheel headscissors. AVB rolled his eyes and tagged himself back in, knocking Van Dam out with The Baptism punch. Phil had to be stretchered out to boos from the crowd, while AVB did the jerk me motion behind him.
Tyrone The Love Doctor vs. Kira Izumi
Kira Izumi lit Tyrone up with kicks and strikes so fast it was before he even knew he was in a fight. Tyrone finally twisted Kira’s nose to escape from the flurry of punches and knee strikes. He smashed Izumi’s face into the turnbuckle. Tyrone shoots Izumi into the ropes but Kira ducks an elbow and drops him with a german suplex. The Love Doctor gets to his knees but Kira tags him in the side of the head with a Itami no Izumi shining wizard. Izumi applies an Izumi Special armbar, nearly wrenching it out of it’s socket, but Tyrone is able to get to the ropes. Kelly O’Connell forces Kira to release the Izumi Special, but when her back is turned, Kira blows a Blood Mist into Tyrone’s eyes, blinding him! Kira Izumi applied his La Oropezina known as McDonald’s Sprite and Tyrone quickly submitted.
The Sheik vs. "El Exotico" Joey Little Horse
Moondog Dook vs. “High Roller” Wesley Crane
The Prescott fans booed as AVB accompanied Wesley Crane out to the ring. The Anointed were so busy taunting the fans they didn’t see Moondog Dook sneak up and headbutt Crane from behind. Dook started biting him drawing a scream from the handsome Crane, and a condemnation of referee Richie Richardson from Alexander Von Blankenship. Moondog Dook went to get his chain from the corner, but he turned around into a spear by Wesley Crane. Crane rocked Dook with a running european uppercut, and then drilled his head into the mat with a jumping tornado DDT. Wesley Crane applied a dragon sleeper, nearly bending Dook in half, but Dook refused to give up. Crane measured a slowly rising Moondog and then nearly caved in his face with a v-trigger knee known as In The Face to get the victory.
The Society of the New Breed (Tuxedo Mask & Kilroy Evans)
vs.
The Furys (Irish Red & The Italian Bombshell)
vs.
The Furys (Irish Red & The Italian Bombshell)
The Hardkore World Tag Team Champions came down to a loud ovation from the admittedly pretty trashed crowd. Kilroy Evans shared a beer with one fan, while Tuxedo Mask allowed a young lady to be his valet for the night. Red & Bombshell started fast with a double dropkick to Kilroy and twisted both of Tux’s arms. Tux was able to flip out of it and double arm drag Irish Red and Italian Bombshell. Tux irish whipped Italian Bombshell into the corner so hard he fell and then cartwheeled into a Tuxbuster. He tagged in Kilroy, and Irish Red tried to interfere but Kilroy pressed Tux over his head and tossed him onto both Red & Bombshell. Kilroy hit Bombshell with a jawbreaker, and caught his legs and turned him over into the Jawsome texas cloverleaf. Irish Red ran in and broke up the cloverleaf, so Kilroy irish whipped Red into a shortarm headbutt for a little Shake Hands with Danger. Kilroy tagged in Tux, and lifted Bombshell up for a powerbomb and Tux came off the top with a somersault neckbreaker for the win.
Xiaolong vs. Suikerbossie
As soon as the bell rang, Xiaolong took Suikerbossie out with a bicycle kick. He springboarded off the top rope and clocked Suikerbossie with a superman punch. Xiaolong climbed to the second rope and dropped his leg on the back of Suikerbossie’s head, driving his face into the mat with a sicilian slicer. As Suikerbossie’s wife Mein mopped the Sideways Saloon floor in her housecoat, as is her custom, Xiaolong ran into the ropes but Suikerbossie caught him with a powerslam. Suikerbossie climbed to the top turnbuckle, but Xiaolong ran up the ropes and monkey flipped him off top rope! Xiaolong then climbed up to the top rope himself and hit a Dragon Spinner splash. Suikerbossie was able to kick out, so Xiaolong ran right back up and waited for him to stand. Then Xiaolong caught him from behind with a DSD backstabber off the top rope to finish him off.
Ruben Bowman vs. Uncle Claymore Clyde
Ruben Bowman read a poem making fun of Arizona’s weird bar culture and got the rowdy crowd even madder. He then began the match by showing off his awesome power by beel throwing Clyde clear across the ring. He sent Uncle Claymore Clyde into the ropes and caught him with an unbelievable powerslam. He irish whipped him into the corner and nearly took his head off with a big boot. Bowman went for a suplex, but Clyde was able to roll it back into an inside cradle. When Bowman kicked out, a scared Clyde apologized but an enraged Bowman punched him into the ropes, shot him to the other side and caught him with the Poetry in Motion black hole slam for the quick victory.
Dirk "Glorious Wolf" van Thijmen vs. The Great Syberus
Dirk grabbed the house mic and said to Syberus. “Ja, Mad Dog Cybil bracht hem over om oom Claymore Clyde te helpen toen Syberus zijn neus in hun zaken stak. Omdat hun geen vertaler is die Belgisch of Nederlands kent, kan het beloofde interview niet plaatsvinden!” then threw the microphone at Syberus’ feet. One Belgian man in the crowd covered his mouth in shock. A rage filled Dirk "Glorious Wolf" van Thijmen flew at Syberus who caught him coming in with a hip toss. He arm dragged van Thijmen and then worked on his arm for 7-8 minutes. Syberus Muscle Killer kneedropped van Thijmen’s elbow over and over, tortured his fingers, and nearly made him quit with a cross armbar. Dirk "Glorious Wolf" van Thijmen began to lose his composure and yanked Syberus to the mat by the hair. A seething Glorious Wolf grabbed two handfuls of Syberus’ long hair and used it to flip him over in the Hair Mare. Syberus appeared to be unnerved by the Belgian’s anger and asked “What did I do?” then asked the Belgian fan at ringside, “Ask him what I did?” Dirk van Thijmen screamed and ran full speed ahead and Syberus took him out with a lightning quick diamond cutter. A wounded van Thijmen staggered up but was easy pickens for the Pure Confidence single underhook DDT. Syberus took the mic and addressed the crowd before leaving to close the show