Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Aug 31, 2017 14:20:10 GMT -5
The Pyro's explode and Pyro is under way as the crowd is abnormally loud tonight. The cameras begging to pan around the arena and find that...the arena is not full? No, there a plenty of grown men screaming there heads off for the Buck Naked match that opens the show but there are plently of empty seats. The Xtreme Tron then lights up and we see the front of the arena where many women with their children are marching holding signs like "We paid for wrestling", "Keeps Tities in Bras", and "This Is a Huge Tittie Bar". The camera then cuts to a very...fat...woman who has a mic in hand.
FatWoman: Estamos hacia fuera aqu esta noche, protestando debido a las maneras del XHF. Nuestro interior de los maridos puede discrepar, pero no trajimos a nuestros nios aqu ver boobs y asno y si va este fsforo a travs esta noche, viajaremos junto con el XHF y protestaremos cada demostracin hasta que nuestras voces son manada.
(T: We are out here tonight, protesting because of the ways of the XHF. Our husbands inside may disagree, but we did not bring our children here to see boobs and ass and if this match goes through tonight, we will travel along with the XHF and protest every show until our voices are herd.)
Standing next to her is XHF reporter Nelly Angel along with a man who appears to be a translator as he is whispering what the woman has said.
Well miss, is there anyway the XHF could get you to change your mind now?
Translator: Falta bien, hay el XHF podra conseguirle de todos modos ahora cambiar su mente?
FatWoman: Solamente si el XHF viene a l es sentidos y llamadas del fsforo ahora!
(T: Only if the XHF comes to it's senses and calls off the match right now!)
The translator whispers this to Nelly and Nelly then nods to the woman and walks away as the cameras cut back inside to Cole and King at ringside, but they are not alone as TXD, AJ Phoenix, MGK, and JD are sitting in front off the announcers table passing around a tub of popcorn, sitting in lawn chairs, and drinking beer.
King: Can you believe that fat broad? She is trying to ruin my dream! And apperently TXD's dream too!
Cole: She has a point King. We are a family show and stuff like this is not suitable for children.
King: Then send them to bed early because this match is about to go down, NOW!
The lights dim for a while, and then the arena turns into a hot pink from the lights. Next, "Angels don't kill" by Children of Bodom plays and there is a three second delay. After the three second delay, Lilly comes out. The crowd whistles because of her good looks. Lilly comes out, smiles and waves hi to the crowd. Lilly walks down the ramps and she soon then walks up to the steps. Lilly walks up it moderately quickly. She goes to the ropes and puts her leg over the bottom rope and bends down to get past the ropes but everyone looks at her ass. She then puts the other leg over the bottom rope and then gets up. She glares around, waiting for the match to start.
King: We have all seen the Goldbear/Lilly DVD, but tonight we get to see a bit more as now Lilly has bigger BOOBS! YAY!
Cole: I think you are two into this King. Lilly doesn't look at all pleased about this match, and she seems to be grabbing a mic.
Lilly has indeed grabbed a mic and she is standing in the center of the ring looking very displeased.
Tonight I am being forced to compete in a match I never signed up for. I am being forced to have taken off all of my clothes or take off all of Tara's clothes in a sick an perverted match made by our new commish, James Mueller.
The crowd, being of all horney men, pop for Commish Mueller and the match he made.
This is the same man that beat me in a match and forced me to have sex with him and his "Pet" Goldbear if he were to win, and now that a little about me has...changed...he wants to degrade me again!
The crowd again pops as they are horney and can't wait.
Well people, it's not going to happen! It won't happen because I refuse to let him get away with this again, and I will stand in this ring all night if I have to, but I am not going to rip off mine, or Tara's clothes just for the sick pleasure of one man!
With the cameras going around the arena a bit, the crowd is cheering a little bit with the lights starting to slowly flicker. They go out, one by one, and the arena is left in all darkness. A soft and slow melody comes through the PA system and the crowd remains silent as they are waiting for the arrival of Tara. Smoke rises over the ramp and to one of the sides and just as the music gets louder and harder, smoke begins clearing out at the side of the stage, with Tara in the middle crouched down. The music gets soft again, and the vocals come in.
Oh I see your scars I know where they're from
So sensually carved and bleeding until you're dead and gone
I've seen it all before beauty and splendour torn
It's when heaven turns to black and hell to white
Right so wrong and wrong so right
Now
Tara rises slowly, with her knees unbending and seperated shoulder length. As she stands up, her head lowers and her hair comes over her head. The crowd is cheering and they begin to chant her name, and Tara lifts her head with her hair covering her eyes still.
Feel it turning your heart into stone
Feel it piercing your courageous soul
Beyond now - redemption
No one's gonna catch you when you fall
She steps down from the platform, and onto the actual stage before starting to make her way down the ramp slowly... a cloud of smoke follows her, slowly dispersing. Coming halfway down the ramp she holds her arms out with her palms up and lifts her arms above her head a bit. A few of the lights begin to flicker on, but with a blue shade.
Oh I see you crawl you can barely walk
With arms wide open and keep on begging for more
I've been there before knocking on the same door
It's when hate turns to love and love to hate
Faith to doubt and doubt to faith
Now
Tara brings her arms back and goes to one side of the ramp starting to high five a few members of the crowd and then with the fans in the back screaming her name she puts one hand on the barricade and lifts her other arm in the air doing the hand thing that most rockers would do. As she is bringing her arm back down she high fives the fans next to her again and then moves towards the ring again.
Feel it turning your heart into stone
Feel it piercing your courageous soul
Beyond now - redemption
No one's gonna catch you when you fall
Tara goes up the steel steps and does a Ric Flair strut across the apron and then back to the center of the apron before cupping her hands around her mouth and shouting "Whooooo!" and this gives the fans a huge cheer for her. She again does the sign for most rockers, and steps through the middle ropes starting to pace around the ring, jogging.
Feel it turning your heart into stone
Feel it piercing your courageous soul
Beyond now - redemption
No one's gonna catch you when you fall
She runs at the middle ropes and leaps to the middle rope with both hands catching the top rope. One foot is on the bottom rope and she bounces a little, while nodding her head and looking around. She comes off the ropes and removes her sunglasses handing them to the referee and he walks over to the timekeeper handing them to him for safe keeping. Tara stretches her legs a little and waits for the match to start.
King: Lilly may have been upset, but with as many men that have seen Tara's goodies already in the back, I dobt Tara is going to care, and we WILL see boobies!
Cole: Tara doesn't look happy either King. I don't care what you say King, they are not happy about this.
Tara too has a mic now and stand near Lilly in the ring.
I hate to disappoint all my fans, but there is no way I am going to go through with this tonight.
Huge boos from the crowd of horney men.
You must understand how we feel up here. Niether of us wanted to do this, we are just the victim of a man who is sick and has a grudge.
We don't care about your feelings!
The rest of the men in the crowd cheer as Tara and Lilly look disgusted.
Unlike Lilly here, James Mueller's grudge with me is about something I wouldn't let happen. You see, back in the Young Guns James Mueller only wanted me in so that he could get in my pants, but I wouldn't let him. Now James Mueller is going to get back at me by trying to make me show the world my goods, well it just isn't going to happen!
Huge boos from the male only crowd, but they soon turn to pops as:
*A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swollows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Weither you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Weither you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this black hole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most ferocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at James Mueller..."
*White pyros shoot up from the stage and white spotlights cycles around the darkened arena. "The Spy Hunter by Project 86 begins to play over the speaker system. The fans get to their feet and cheer, as they await James Mueller to appear. In unison, the spotlights all center to the center of the stage. There with his back turned to the crowd is James Mueller, with his arms stretched out. The crowd cheers even louder as more pyros explode around the Xtreme Tron. James spins around and faces the crowd, posing. He stops on the top of the stage and has his own mic in his hands.
Now look ladies. I know you seem to think I have some vendetta against you, but it was the wheel that picked the stipulation for this match, not I. I am just an innocent by standard in all of this as are you. Now, one of you is about to have a flash back wether you like it or not, because one of you is going to be laying flat on your back butt ass naked just like your old job.
The male crowd pops as Venom grins and both women in the ring shake there heads "no."
Seriosuly ladies, you should wrestle like your careers depended on it, because they do.
Both womens faces become grim as neither wants to lose there job, and both women just look at each other and instead of fighting begin to take off there tops, but before anything can be removed:
*The lights in the arena go down to black. Suddenly two giant pyros shoot off from either side of the stage as the crowd is slammed into the chorus of Electric Light Orchestras variation on In the Hall of the Mountain King. The Xtreme-Tron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on with shots of Mongo's career within the phoenix. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz Bongo, not Mongo walks out and he stands next to Mueller on the stage with James Mueller.
Commish, if I may call you that. I am afraid that I am out here because Mongo is out of his min...out of his office and wants me to take care of this for him. You see, this match here, it is against XHF rules, and as much as I'd love to let this match go, you two ladies are excused.
The crowd boos as Electric Light Orchestras variation on In the Hall of the Mountain King plays again and Bongo exits as do the women in the ring. James Mueller looks up set as does all three members of TXD as they all exit the arena to the back.
Cole: Well it looks like that was resolved, and the women and children are coming back into the arena.
King: Where is that fat chick? I will rip her head off.
The camera's open outside in the parking lot, with a limousine pulling up. The entire crowd is in a little bit of a frenzy, being heard with their mild cheers as they wait for the person inside the limousine to step out. It comes to a stop right in front of the doors, and the chauffeur steps out from the driver seat. He looks around real quick, and squad cars are seen pulling up behind the limousine. After the chauffeur takes a look at the camera he walks back to the back door of the limousine and opens it slowly... the cameras go down to the bottom of the door showing two feet coming down, planted flat on the ground. The driver has moved out of the way now, and the person coming out from the limousine stands up coming into view of the camera; sunglasses cover his eyes but the crowd cheers loudly from the arena as they can tell it's Seifer.
King: WHAT?!
Cole: It's Seifer! Seifer is back!
King: I thought he quit when he got married to Dagger?
Cole: Why's he here?
Seifer removes his sunglasses, and tucks them into his suit pocket, on the left side of his chest. He smirks and fixes his suit a little bit while giving the driver a decent tip... security all moves out from their vehicles as Seifer walks inside the building. The cameras go out to the arena, showing Cole and King shocked at their commentating booth.
A drum beat mingled with smashing glass is heard as the titantron shows the 'Spade' symbol which is shown smashed by an oscillating sledgehammer into many pieces in time with the second glass shattering, followed by a shot of a white stallion rearing majestically on its hind legs on the edge of a cliff, it has a golden shimmer. The titantron then shows various shots of The Ace with the BLW Survivor Championship, Undisputed ICW World Heavyweight Championship, UWF Carnage Championship, Spike being hit by a FameAcer from atop a cage and the XHF Hardcore Championship over his shoulder. A shot of him ducking a chair shot from the Dark Brothers and him kissing various women flash by as The Ace appears on stage as huge flame pyros explode either side of him and cards begin to fall from the rafters as the titantron shows The Ace throwing cards in the air. As the lyrics to 'Oh Hell Yeah' by H-Blox kick in, the titantron shows Ace-Plants being delievered to Spike, Blade, Triple D on the steel chair, Hellbringer and Cash being hit by a sledgehammer and Prototype receiving a Diving FameAcer from the ladder through a table.The Ace walks down the ramp through the shower of falling cards...
People think they know me, say I'm wound a little tight
Tell me I go looking for trouble, that I'm always ready for a fight
But I'm just an easy going guy, not crossing any line
I'm a caring individual most of the time, most of the time
Quite a lot of the time, its, just that, its just that, its just that...
Oh Hell Yeah...
The cards stop falling as he climbs up the steel steps grinning as he enters the ring and goes to the second turnbuckle.
Sometimes I drink a little beer
Sometimes I make a little mess
Sometimes I get a little angry
Sometimes I kick a little ass
Well, you know sometimes I kick a lotta ass...
Oh Hell Yeah...
He climbs it and holds his arms in the air...
Some people seem unhappy, with certain things I say
They seem to think I'm impolite and uncultured in some way
But I'm just an easy going guy and I appreciate their advice
I believe in self improvement and always being nice
Well, sometimes being nice, occassionally its just that...
Oh Hell Yeah...
He climbs down and walks to the middle of the ring, as the music and chorus fades...*
Cole:: People not really liking The ace's new attitude
King:: People liked Ace to begin with?
The lights cut out and a red searchlight spans the arena as a wailing guitar hits as Atreyu's "Bleeding Mascara" hits*
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Pyros explode as more red strobe lights hit*
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Spike appears bathed in darkness headbanging along with the song*
A wraith with an angels body.
A demon with a smile of gold.
You soul-sucker.
I wont become like you!!
*Spike arches backwards and sprints to the ring, ignoring the fans and the strobe lights flashing wildly*
A killer with the perfect weapons,
crystal eyes and a heart of coal.
You soul-sucker.
I wont lose myself in you.
*Spike slides into the ring and runs upto the turnbuckle arching backwards thrusting his arms outwards leaning his head backwards*
Look how pretty she is, when she falls down!
And theres no beauty in bleeding mascara. lips are quivering
like a withering rose, shes back again!!
Phoenix Championship #1 Contendership
The Ace vs. Spiked Kane
The lights die out and the music fades as Spike walks into the centre of the ring jaw jacking with ace, Spike shoves ace back and Ace hits a right hand, spike laughs and tackes Ace down with a double leg tackdown, the two start brawling rolling around the mat, Spike slowly gets up as Ace kicks him back, Ace gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline from spike, Spike turns around and gets hit in the face with a high dropkick sending Spike over the top rope to the floor, Spike gets up as ace slides out of the ring , he comes around the corner and gets a right hand from spike, the two fight on the outside and spike whips ace into the barricade, Ace comes back a little and spike hits a spear making both their bodies crash into the steel barricade
King::Good god!
Cole::These men destroying the place!
King:: ANd each other
Both men lay on the outside in pain, Spike gets up slowly and gets up on the ring steps, he spins around and waits for ace to get up, he throws himself back going for an asia off the steps, Ace ducks under and somehow spike lands on his feet and grabs the back off ace's head slamming it into the ring steps. Spike laughs and stomps ace a few times, spike breaks the referee's count and sits in the corner waiting for Ace to come back in the ring, ACe slides in the ring slowly holding his head, he gets up as spike hits a hard right hand, he backs ace into a corner and whips him hard against the opposite corner, Ace goes down hard as spike grabs his hair pulling him back up, he kicks Ace in the stomach and ddt's him hard, spike covers 1...2..kickout by ace
Cole::Ace just kicks out
King:WOW
Spike grabs Ace's arm and wrenches back in an armlock slowing thepace down, ace reaches out to the ropes and taps his shoulder he crawls closer reaching out, spike wrenches back more just as Ace gets to the ropes, spike lets go at a four count, Spike starts kicking aces shoulder before the ref orders spike back, Ace pulls himself up on the ropes and holds his shoulder, spike shoves the ref out of the way and goes to attck ace again, ace ducks away into the corner. Ace ducks another clotheline and gets in themiddle of the ring, Spike goes for a spear but Ace moves out of the way causing Spike to spear the ref. as spike gets up Ace hits him with a low blow, the crowd boos as Ace lays on the mat laughing, he rolls out of the ring and looks under the mat, he pulls out a sledgehammer and looks at it almost like he's in a trance
King::WOOHOOO SLEDGEHAMMER
Cole::Hey thats Illeagle
King::A sick bird?
Cole::Oh har har
Ace slides back in the ring as Spike gets to his knees, Ace hits spike in the head with the sledgehammer busting him open. Ace laughs to himself untill He hears some light cheers, AJ Pheonix comes running down the rampway and slides in spearing Ace dow, Ace drops the sledgehammer and starts hitting AJ back, after a little while the crowd boos as Venom runs down, he grabs the sledgehammer and blasts AJ in the back of the head, AJ rolls off and rolls out of the ring, Venom drops the sledgehammer outside the ring and rolls ace on spike, the ref revives 1...2...3
Cole::OH COME ON
Winner and number 1 contender for the Phoenix title Jake conway
Ace slides out of the ring and walks up the ramp with Venom, Ace points at AJ and smiles leaving AJ wondering what is going on ,The scene opens again with REM standing in the hallway, holding his United States Championship. He is talking to one of the people backstage about his match at Xtreme Impact, where he had won the United States Championship. Seifer is walking by, hearing the conversation, and a smirk comes over his face; without hesitation, he slips his hand into his pocket and approaches REM. With both of his hands tucked into his pockets, he chuckles a little bit. REM notices him finally and looks towards him, smiling.
: Hey, Seifer. Welcome back.
Seifer remains silent, and REM extends his hand out to shake hands with Seifer; Seifer just withdraws his hand from his pocket, and unknowingly he was putting on his brass knuckles---he just hit REM with the Hold-up! REM crashes against the wall, and his United States Championship falls next to him. The man REM was talking to is now down checking on him and calling for help as well. Seifer smirks, evilly, and moves down the hallway as the camera fades to black, while the crowd's reaction of boos roar through the backstage.
*The cameras go out to the arena, showing the whole Phoenix Den setting getting set up in the middle of the ring. All of the crowd is cheering with the XHF logo getting replaced with the Phoenix Den logo. As soon as everything is set up the cameras go up to the curtains with "Beyond Redemption" by H.I.M coming over the PA system and quickly emerging from behind the curtains dressed in black leather pants and the same shirt as she wore last week, a shear shirt with just a bra underneath, so that she was not exposed out in front of the fans. A microphone was in her hand as the crowd cheered loud for the host of the Phoenix Den coming down to the ring! She high fives the fans along her way, and nods her head to greet all the fans she can reach. Now, with the crowd cheering still, she hurries down to the ring and steps up the steel steps cockily, strutting a little bit. She smirks out at the fans, with her sunglasses on and she steps onto the apron, taunting out to the fans a bit. She spins around on the apron a little bit and hooks her arms around the ropes to continues looking out at the fans. She talks a little bit to herself, and finally unhooks her arms from the ropes and steps in. The plasma screen is lowered down hanging above the ring, and Tara motions for her music to cut.*
: Welcome to another great edition of the Phoenix Den!
The entire crowd bursts into cheers, as Tara smiles and paces around the ring a little bit. She looks out at the crowd that is beginning a huge Rage chant.
: Yes yes. We do not want to keep this whole show waiting, so you guys already know my guest for this evening... so let's get him out here! Raaage!
Tara points towards the curtains, and they wait for the arrival of Rage.
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation. Momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the Xtreme-Tron and temporarily accompanied by it is the soft, soothing sound of a piano being played. Mere moments later, the screen abruptly turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words begin to echo throughout the building...
"BREAKDOWN!"
Let the fun and games begin,
She is spayed and broken in,
Skin is cold and white,
Such a lovely lonely night...,
[Pre-chorus]
Heaven is on the way,
You could feel the hate,
But I guess you never will,
I'm on a roll again,
And I want an end,
'Cause I feel you creeping in..."
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on it's feet as the hellraising chorus of "Breakdown" by Breaking Benjamin breaks onto the PA in full force! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adue, the sadisticly smirking figures of XHF Legend Rage himself, & wife Torrie Wilson step out and onto the top of the stage! Thereafter, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Moments later both finally reach the the ring area where upon climbing inside, Torrie makes her way over to proudly taunt off with her physical "assets" of sorts to the crowd infront of the nearest ropes. Meanwhile the self proclaimed Bald-Headed Behemoth himself sets off to simultaneously do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising both his fists & a set of familiar middle fingers defiantly to the crowd & taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, Torrie goes to lean up against a nearby turnbuckle for good while the former X*Crown and Ultimate Champion, among other accolades, is quick to make his way toward a back corner of the ring. Upon requesting and receiving a mic of his own he makes his way toward Tara to stand directly before her, smirking confidently as both individuals prepare to kick this week's edition of the Phoenix Den off.*
: Well, I guess we should not keep these fans waiting... we should get right to the point. Your attack on Red Fusion... what provoked you to do it?
Tara looks towards Rage, waiting for an answer from the veteran of the XHF.
: *AHEM*, well, first off Tara let me just say how much of a sheer pleasure it is to finally be here on this show of all shows every Monday night known as the Phoenix Den, I've for some time been meaning to appear so it's great to finally have this opportunity to do so. Now, next off as for Red Fusion...well...quite simply Tara it was a matter of taking the next step in my already stellar career, the next step of choosing the victim of Red Fusion and sending a cold hard message to this man for a variety of different reasons....
: Well there are many more larger superstars in the back... and you chose to have the message come out of him! Maybe you could explain a few of the reasons why you chose him to be the one to receive your message?
: Hahaha, well yes first of all you're quite correct in the assumption that Mr. Fusion is overall one of the least likely guys to have been selected for this type of message to be sent. Yet, at the same time I do most certainly have my reasons as I say for making this choice, the most important ones of which involve two major points, the point of Red being a former stablemate of mine in the Xtreme Monarchy as most can recall, and THE point that this man shall in reality come to serve foremost as a stepping stone for certain plans of winning the very next peice of XHF gold in my career, a peice of gold known as...the XHF United States Championship.
: How is Red Fusion going to get you closer to the XHF U.S. Championship? He's not that spectacular, and hasn't really made it over the mountain... really, Rage, you doing that to him probably just gave him one of the biggest boosts he could ever imagine!
: Oh contrare though Tara, on contrare because when it comes right down to it I may have infact given Red more attention than he's ever had before by making this Gastro attack I made, but in the end it will be Red who pays the ultimate price should he choose to finish what I've chosen to start here as of Gastro. But ya know Tara before I go into any more detail about the U.S. Championship and how Red connects to that goal of mine why don't I simply explain how our history as stablemates has brought this rivalry of sorts about. You see many probably don't know this, and for good reason since Red Fusion doesn't want anyone to know it and never has, but ever since the day we both set foot into the Xtreme Monarchy stable together and he got his first up close look at a true legend in myself Red has been nothing but a jealous, coniving little prick when it comes to trying to compare to everything I've managed to achieve, he's absolutely jealous and nothing short of it because he knows he'll never be the man I am but regardless he continues to make himself out to be as good as someone like me!
*Tara goes to respond back but Rage quickly continues on this rant of sorts before she can*
: I mean come on Tara you're talking to a former 2-time XHF Ultimate Champion here, a former X*Crown Champion, a former 2 time and the FIRST ever XHF United States Champion and the list just goes on and on and on, so that my friend is the resume of a REAL legend dare I say it! Meanwhile we have first class ingrates running wild now in the XHF, ingrates like Red Fusion who think they're some of the best there's ever been just because they can win a couple low level titles over time and sustain only an average level of stardom. But I, The One, The Only, The Rage, I'm the real deal on a long-term basis and with that in mind let me just say that Red Fusion is only fooling himself if he continues to believe he can be anything around here, it's the assclowns like him that I'm now back to put down for good and restore true order to the XHF as it used to back in my day so to speak.
: So we've got all these people of today; AJ Pheonix... Cosmo... Kuroi---oops, I mean, JT. Or whatever it is now... are you saying that they're not really that great that they claim to be? Because I have tried taking AJ off of his mountain but failed.
: Well actually Tara in terms of guys like AJ, Cosmo, Kuroi and so on, well those guys are actually people who I do have an appropriate amount of respect for, I respect them to the upmost level possible because what they say they can damn sure back up in the ring, it's just however those like Red Fusion who I have the biggest problem with right now, Red in particular likes to talk a hell of alot of trash outside the ring but inside it he flat out can't back up the way I and names like you listed there can, we are the true icons of this business and the "Red Fusions" of it are the frauds, the frauds that need to be put in their place and squashed permanently like the irritating little pests of the XHF they are!
: Don't you have any fear that he might be able to defeat you in the middle of the ring, and get put over? Putting himself well in line for a shot at the XHF United States Championship.
: None whatsoever Tara my dear, none WHATSOEVER because Red Fusion is only a shell of the man I am and by god no matter what that big overrated mouth of his may have to say on the matter he'll never even be able to compete at a fraction of the level I can. And believe me Tara many may think that simply due to my age I'm over the hill as others such as Destructon, Scorpion, Reeshi and so on are, but the key difference is that in the long run all these absenses I've taken from XHF over time have helped to do the one thing those guys and so many more could never do, I've been able to effectively preserve my body just as it basically was when I first entered the XHF back in 2001, right now Tara I feel like I'm the best shape of my life and if and when Red Fusion gets to test that first hand I can assure you he'll end up regretting doing so, I'm a very dangerous and lethal individual as I've always been inside the ring and I plan to only get better with age now.
: Alright, so you seem confident; a lot of those people that you have named were once great. But you're one of the few that have yet to take the XHF World Championship... so other then wanting to be the first to capture the United States Championship for a third time, do you have any plans on going after the XHF Championship?
: Well, it's interesting you ask that question Tara, because yes as great and as unmatched in certain areas as I am in XHF history the one most crucial thing that I've yet to ever achieve around here is winning the XHF Championship, it's a title that admittedly I have in a way wanted to attain for a long long time but the actual answer to your question is no believe it or not Tara. See my train of thought is this as far as winning the XHF Championship, I think that in effect there's no reason to go after the XHF Title at all anymore since I've already "achieved" as odd as that may sound. In other words I say that because when I won the Ultimate Championship from Millennium at NOC I I won it under the system of of the Ultimate Title being the #1 belt this company has to offer at the time, so as far as I'm concerned the XHF Title would serve no further purpose in my career but ya never know what'll happen so never say never as far as me going after it ever again.
: Alright, although you're not going to be after the XHF Championship, at the moment, and not even on your mind from what you say... what are your thoughts of our current XHF Champion, Magnus?
: Well, as much as I hate to say this about Magnus I do believe he's unworthy of being our current XHF Champion regardless of what the result at Xtreme Impact was. I mean sure the guy was one of the all time in ECF from my understanding of that company's history, but here in the XHF Magnus has just yet to ever show me at least that he's capable of competing consistently on the level of those such as Hardcore Harry, Venom, Mongo, the truly awesome ones who came before him as holders of the XHF Title. But hell I mean I'll give Magnus a shot just like everyone else to fairly show what he's capable of as champion, I won't judge him fully yet but I will say I'm skeptical of him as champ so it wouldn't surprise me to see him lose the title in unusually short order either, but congrats to you out there Magnus for winning the belt nonetheless and we'll see what you can do with it man.
: Alright, but back to the main point. Red Fusion... we've discussed him already. What about REM? You must have seen the shot that Seifer got on him earlier in the evening, on his return... and so questions from a lot of people is what is he thinking?
: Well as far as REM goes at least what I will say is that I think this man unlike Red Fusion is one of the best pure athletes and competitors and just one of the most electrifying type men the XHF has ever witnessed in terms of both talent and charisma, this man is everything he says he is and then some which is why I especially would like my own shot to face him for the United States Championship in the near future. I want to face REM because I think should we face it could potentially one of the greatest matches in XHF history dare I say that too, I mean we got an unmistakable legend in myself trying to make history by winning the U.S. title for a third time, and we have REM who after defeating T-Bird impressively to win the title is no doubt on the rise in XHF much like Magnus as XHF Champion is. But anyway to close this all out if I may what I have in mind for YOU out there Red Fusion is that, I want you one on one at XHF Breaking Point this month and I want to settle once and for all who the better man is between you and I, with the added stipulation that the winner is the new number one contender to REM's title following the event. And then, once I'm done surely embarrasing your punk ass much like Gastro this past Friday night I'll have proven myself worthy I think of the ultimate goal, the goal of facing REM in a long awaited bout of all bouts here in the XHF, the legend Rage versus the breakout icon REM in a match for the ages!
: No doubt, it would be a great match between you and REM. But you failed to mention the part of Seifer? What are your thoughts of Seifer after his attack on REM earlier in the evening?
: Well Tara what I'll say about Seifer is that I do think he has a fairly impressive amount of talent just like he always has had inside the ring, and for sure if he wants a peice of REM while I'm dealing with Red Fusion this month then by all means he's welcome to it. However, should Seifer choose to further get in my own way immidiately following what we all know will be a Breaking Point victory over Fusion, should Red choose to be a man about it and accept my challenge that is, then Seifer better prepare for downright hell since that's exactly what he'll be getting over the United States championship situation. Oh, and one other thing as far as my challenge to Red Fusion goes, Red I know you're watching from whatever hospital you're laid up in after Gastro and just to make it clear you have 24 hours, 24 hours with no more and no less time than that to return in whatever condition you're in and accept this challenge I've laid out on your own, otherwise I may be forced to take matters into my hands by hunting you down once again and forcably getting an acceptance out of you, but one way or another we're going at it I've decided come Breaking Point and come that destination you will be heading...for your ultimate Breakdown.
: So it sounds like you really want to take it out Red Fusion, at Breaking Point. So, good luck, Rage... and thank you, for your time.
*Tara extends her hand out to Rage. Rage graciously accepts Tara's handshake and re-raises his mic for a final thought of sorts apparently*
: And of course thank you for your time as well Tara, once again I do appreciate being able to appear here on Phoenix Den and all the best to you and Cosm-haha ok, well maybe just you since I'm still not on the best of terms with Cosmo after the B-Day show in July. But all the best to you Tara and as for Red Fusion all I can say in closing Red is just watch your back my friend and come prepared VERY soon to accept my challenge and go on on one with greatness in yours truly. Right now there's just too many doubters and nay-sayers out there like you Red who don't think I'm any longer what I used to be, but this is the time for me to at last prove all those sorts of people wrong with just what I get done inside this very ring, so consider the legend of Rage to soon enough be resurrected after so long and for you Red Fusion...to be it's first victim in a string of many from here on out, all courtesy of The One, The Only....The Rage.
*Thereafter Rage hands his mic to Tara and as "Breakdown" re-hits across the PA he takes his wife by the arm and escorts her out of the ring and up the ramp to a loud ovation from the entire crowd*
: That was another fabulous edition of Tara's Phoenix Den! See you all next week.
*Tara smiles out to the crowd, and waves a bit, before dropping the microphone in the middle of the ring. As soon as she steps out of the ring and walks up the rampway, the crew is inside the ring taking down the set quickly to get things ready for the next match.*
Junior-Heavyweight Championship
Drunken Destruction Match
Triple Quake vs. Nelly Angel
We come back the segment and the two drunken men are stood in the ring staring at one another. The ref stands between then and suddenly takes off his usual black and white stripped top and he reveals a pink strapped top. He then takes off his trousers and it is clear he is wearing a pink spandex pants, (ala Kurt angle but pink) Nelly stumbles back slightly confused and very drunk, TQ just looks surprised at the ref as the ref takes the title of TQ and passes it to the announcer after holding it up in the air to show the fans what the two men will be fighting for. The bell rings and the two men stumble towards each other and hook up and TQ pushes Nelly back towards the ropes and he bounces off to be hit with a drop kick. TQ gets to his feet and picks Nelly up and whips him into the turnbuckle. TQ runs at him and jumps on him and hits him with a monkey flip. TQ gets back up to loud boos, the ref walks over to him and asks him if he is drunk? TQ nods but the ref doesnt think he is drunk enough so he calls for the emergency rations from the announcer. The announcer passes in a bottle of Tequila and he is passed a broom handle also. The ref tells TQ to hold the Broom handle on his nose and spin around a she drinks the booze, TQ does it and after a few shorts seconds he falls over on his ass and the ref catches the booze. Nelly gets back to his feet and walks over and pushes the ref out the way and grabs the Tequila and takes a big swig form it but he is interrupted by a kick to the knee from TQ. Nelly drops the bottle and rolls out the ring in pain. TQ sees the booze spilling over the floor and he quickly dives onto it and starts to lick the booze off the mat.
Cole- *cracks beer can* this is great!
King- This is crazy! This is meant to be a serious match for the Light heavyweight title!
Cole- I know! Great ennit!
As TQ is licking the booze up in a bent over position the ref is standing behind him eyeing up his ass. The ref is licking his lips and rubbing his crotch, TQ turns around and sees this and gets up and Nelly slides back in the ring. Nelly gets on his knees behind the ref and TQ walks towards the ref to intimidate him and as the ref takes a big step back he trips over Nelly and then Nelly gets up and laughs at the ref. but it is short lives as TQ grabs his head and hits him with a bulldog right into the groin area of the ref. Nelly holds his face in pain and the ref rolls out the ring in total agony. TQ picks Nelly up and hits him with a suplex, but he hold shim up, but he trips over and Nelly lands on Nelly and the pin is made. But there is no ref in the ring. Shortly another none gay ref runs down to the ring and slides in but by now both Nelly and TQ are back to their feet. When they are up Nelly pushes TQ in the chest, TQ pushes him back in the chest, they push each other again and then Nelly slaps TQ in the face. TQ is in shock and then slaps him back. The two MEN then start a bitchy slapping fight.
King- It is sad, this is the most physical this match has got!
Cole- Your such a poo head King, get into the mood!
King- Oh go and help the gay ref!
Cole- Not again!
King- Again?
Cole- WHAT? Who said that? What a match!
After a few slaps Nelly manages to hit TQ with a Belly to belly suplex, he then staggers up and stumbles into the ropes and he grabs onto them to keep his balance. Nelly then holds his left hand out and starts to stare at it with a confused dazed look on his face. He then turns around to see TQ back to his feet. Nelly grabs him and hits him with a DDT onto the mat and he gets up with a sudden rush of adrenaline, he then walks over to the turnbuckle and tries to climbs up but his first foot misses the rope and falls on his ass. Triple Quake takes advantage of this and drops kicks him in the back of the head and then he climbs to the top of the turnbuckle. He seems very unstable and he starts to wobble and he jumps off for a shooting star press but misses Nelly completely!
Cole- OUCH!
King- Ha ha! Now that was funny!
Both men are lay on their back snow looking up to the ceiling, the ref starts a count and by the time he reaches 6 Nelly is sat up wobbling all over the place. He finally manages to get to his feet and he picks TQ up and whips him into the ropes, as he stumbles back on the rebound he Nelly goes for a drop kick but misses. TQ then climbs the turnbuckle again but this time sits on their waiting for Nelly to get up. As Nelly gets up and turns to face him TQ grabs him and hits him with the Quake 2 *see app* TQ makes the cover, One. . . Two . . Three!
Announcer- here is your winner, and still *burps* Still the XHF light Heavyweight champion. Triple Quake!
The lights go out as the following image is projected on the screen
The start of Black label society's "bleed for me"starts playing, The music intensifies as the image fades out to a video of AJ performing his finishing moves and walking around outside and around the arena, the riff gets louder as the camera pans around the arena across the fansas the first verse kicks in AJ Pheonix walks out wearing a red silk shirt undone, his long Blond hair untied and wet down his face and shoulders, the XHF european title around his waist, he walks down slowly as dark red lazers flash across the darkened arena. He looks around before heading to the ring
This grave of life, I give to you
Ignore what was, you know it's true
Realms of fear, they speak the truth
What has past, I hand to you"
AJ gets down to the ring and climbs up on the turnbuckle before leaping up backflipping off the top rope into the ring, AJ runs up and spreads his arms out after jumping on the opposite corner
"Bleed for me, I've bled for you
Embrace me, child, I'll see you through
Bleed for me, I've bled for you
Embrace me, child, I'll see you through
I'll see you"
AJ jumps down and smirks as the music ends
The lights start to flicker on and off as the X-treme Tron starts to make white static as the following voice is heard over the PA
"He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man"
The sound of Avenged Sevenfold's "Bat Country" starts playing and the smoke fills the entrance ramp, Kevin Hardaway comes charging out to the ramp pumping his fist to the fans and screaming loud as the fans give him a nice pop. As video shows of Hardaway's accomplishments...the first verse kicks in.
Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay.
These eyes won't see the same, after I flip today.
I tried to drive all through the night,
the heat stroke ridden weather, the barren empty sights.
No oasis here to see, the sand is singing deathless words to me.
After the verse is played, Kevin runs to the ring and slides under the ropes and gets on the turnbuckle pumping his fist to the crowd some more to get another pop as the chorus kicks in.
Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.
Kevin then gets off of the turnbuckle and cracks his neck and jumps up and down as the song fades.
XHF European Championship
"The flaming Dragon"AJ Pheonix(c) Vs Kevin Hardaway
The referee walks up to AJ Phoenix and the referee asks him for his title belt. AJ Phoenix gives the belt that he has defended for over five months and AJ Phoenix is sure that he will defend it once more. The referee asks AJ Phoenix is he is ready to begin and AJ Phoenix nods in agreement. The referee then asks Kevin Hardaway if he is ready to begin the match that count end with him being the winner. Kevin Hardaway nods and the referee nods as well. The European Championship is brought over to the announcer and the bell rings for the match to begin.
Cole: What the hell is this? Like AJ Phoenixs twentieth defense?
King: Wow... He defends that title more than Mongo defends a pizza from Italians.
Within the first few seconds of the match, AJ Phoenix kicks Kevin Hardaway in the stomach and he performs a DDT! AJ Phoenix rolls over and goes for the cover: One... Two... Thr-Kickout! Kevin Hardaway manages to power out of the move and he is glaring at AJ Phoenix. Kevin Hardaway is unable to believe that he was so close to losing the match in a matter of minutes. AJ Phoenix grins and wags his finger at Kevin Hardaways face. AJ Phoenixs finger turns into a hand as he bitch slaps AJ Phoenix across the face. Kevin Hardaways face is forced to the side but he looks forward at AJ Phoenix once again. Kevin Hardaway waits a second before performing a take down and begins with the lefts and rights all over AJ Phoenix.
Cole: Woah! Kevin Hardaway just got insulted!
King: AJ Phoenix really established himself as a heel.
Kevin Hardaway is continued with the punching until the referee forces the referee off of AJ Phoenix. Kevin Hardaway picks AJ Phoenix up and AJ Phoenix uses his flexibility and his trickery to get Kevin Hardaway for an inside cradle. The referee makes the pin count: One... Two... Thr-Kickout by Kevin Hardaway again! Kevin Hardaway gets up and begins to glare at AJ Phoenix again. He knows that AJ Phoenix isnt even taking him seriously. AJ Phoenix runs at Kevin Hardaway but he reverses a move that AJ Phoenix was trying to attempt with a hip toss. AJ Phoenix gets up again and runs but Kevin Hardaway reverses with a kitchen sink! AJ Phoenix holds on to his stomach hard and Kevin goes for an STF!
Cole: Hes going for the STF!
King: Not the STF!
AJ Phoenix reaches his arm over to the ropes but he is unable to grab it. Kevin Hardaway applies the lock very well and he is making it hurt a lot! AJ Phoenix is about to tap out until he is able to grab the rope. Kevin Hardaway is told to break the hold and he does so... after the four count. AJ Phoenix is on the ground trying to aide himself and Kevin Hardaway grabs AJ Phoenixs head and slams it against the ground. AJ Phoenix gets the hit hard and now he is simply lying on the floor. Kevin Hardaway slides out of the ring and then looks under the ring. He manages to find a chair and he uses it to slide back in the ring. As soon as Kevin Hardaway slides in the ring with the chair, the referee takes the chair from Kevin Hardaway and moves out of the ring to drop it. While the referee is out of the ring, AJ Phoenix gives Kevin Hardaway a low blow. AJ Phoenix manages to get up and he brings himself AND Kevin Hardaway to the top rope. AJ Phoenix bends down Kevin Hardaway and he manages to pull of The Flaming Drop from there! He goes for the pin: One... Two... THREE!
Winner and STLL European Champion: AJ Phoenix!
Cole: Can anyone beat AJ Pheonix?
King: With his new additude, I'm not sure anyone can
The rest of TXD come out and celebrate with AJ as we fade
FatWoman: Estamos hacia fuera aqu esta noche, protestando debido a las maneras del XHF. Nuestro interior de los maridos puede discrepar, pero no trajimos a nuestros nios aqu ver boobs y asno y si va este fsforo a travs esta noche, viajaremos junto con el XHF y protestaremos cada demostracin hasta que nuestras voces son manada.
(T: We are out here tonight, protesting because of the ways of the XHF. Our husbands inside may disagree, but we did not bring our children here to see boobs and ass and if this match goes through tonight, we will travel along with the XHF and protest every show until our voices are herd.)
Standing next to her is XHF reporter Nelly Angel along with a man who appears to be a translator as he is whispering what the woman has said.
Well miss, is there anyway the XHF could get you to change your mind now?
Translator: Falta bien, hay el XHF podra conseguirle de todos modos ahora cambiar su mente?
FatWoman: Solamente si el XHF viene a l es sentidos y llamadas del fsforo ahora!
(T: Only if the XHF comes to it's senses and calls off the match right now!)
The translator whispers this to Nelly and Nelly then nods to the woman and walks away as the cameras cut back inside to Cole and King at ringside, but they are not alone as TXD, AJ Phoenix, MGK, and JD are sitting in front off the announcers table passing around a tub of popcorn, sitting in lawn chairs, and drinking beer.
King: Can you believe that fat broad? She is trying to ruin my dream! And apperently TXD's dream too!
Cole: She has a point King. We are a family show and stuff like this is not suitable for children.
King: Then send them to bed early because this match is about to go down, NOW!
The lights dim for a while, and then the arena turns into a hot pink from the lights. Next, "Angels don't kill" by Children of Bodom plays and there is a three second delay. After the three second delay, Lilly comes out. The crowd whistles because of her good looks. Lilly comes out, smiles and waves hi to the crowd. Lilly walks down the ramps and she soon then walks up to the steps. Lilly walks up it moderately quickly. She goes to the ropes and puts her leg over the bottom rope and bends down to get past the ropes but everyone looks at her ass. She then puts the other leg over the bottom rope and then gets up. She glares around, waiting for the match to start.
King: We have all seen the Goldbear/Lilly DVD, but tonight we get to see a bit more as now Lilly has bigger BOOBS! YAY!
Cole: I think you are two into this King. Lilly doesn't look at all pleased about this match, and she seems to be grabbing a mic.
Lilly has indeed grabbed a mic and she is standing in the center of the ring looking very displeased.
Tonight I am being forced to compete in a match I never signed up for. I am being forced to have taken off all of my clothes or take off all of Tara's clothes in a sick an perverted match made by our new commish, James Mueller.
The crowd, being of all horney men, pop for Commish Mueller and the match he made.
This is the same man that beat me in a match and forced me to have sex with him and his "Pet" Goldbear if he were to win, and now that a little about me has...changed...he wants to degrade me again!
The crowd again pops as they are horney and can't wait.
Well people, it's not going to happen! It won't happen because I refuse to let him get away with this again, and I will stand in this ring all night if I have to, but I am not going to rip off mine, or Tara's clothes just for the sick pleasure of one man!
With the cameras going around the arena a bit, the crowd is cheering a little bit with the lights starting to slowly flicker. They go out, one by one, and the arena is left in all darkness. A soft and slow melody comes through the PA system and the crowd remains silent as they are waiting for the arrival of Tara. Smoke rises over the ramp and to one of the sides and just as the music gets louder and harder, smoke begins clearing out at the side of the stage, with Tara in the middle crouched down. The music gets soft again, and the vocals come in.
Oh I see your scars I know where they're from
So sensually carved and bleeding until you're dead and gone
I've seen it all before beauty and splendour torn
It's when heaven turns to black and hell to white
Right so wrong and wrong so right
Now
Tara rises slowly, with her knees unbending and seperated shoulder length. As she stands up, her head lowers and her hair comes over her head. The crowd is cheering and they begin to chant her name, and Tara lifts her head with her hair covering her eyes still.
Feel it turning your heart into stone
Feel it piercing your courageous soul
Beyond now - redemption
No one's gonna catch you when you fall
She steps down from the platform, and onto the actual stage before starting to make her way down the ramp slowly... a cloud of smoke follows her, slowly dispersing. Coming halfway down the ramp she holds her arms out with her palms up and lifts her arms above her head a bit. A few of the lights begin to flicker on, but with a blue shade.
Oh I see you crawl you can barely walk
With arms wide open and keep on begging for more
I've been there before knocking on the same door
It's when hate turns to love and love to hate
Faith to doubt and doubt to faith
Now
Tara brings her arms back and goes to one side of the ramp starting to high five a few members of the crowd and then with the fans in the back screaming her name she puts one hand on the barricade and lifts her other arm in the air doing the hand thing that most rockers would do. As she is bringing her arm back down she high fives the fans next to her again and then moves towards the ring again.
Feel it turning your heart into stone
Feel it piercing your courageous soul
Beyond now - redemption
No one's gonna catch you when you fall
Tara goes up the steel steps and does a Ric Flair strut across the apron and then back to the center of the apron before cupping her hands around her mouth and shouting "Whooooo!" and this gives the fans a huge cheer for her. She again does the sign for most rockers, and steps through the middle ropes starting to pace around the ring, jogging.
Feel it turning your heart into stone
Feel it piercing your courageous soul
Beyond now - redemption
No one's gonna catch you when you fall
She runs at the middle ropes and leaps to the middle rope with both hands catching the top rope. One foot is on the bottom rope and she bounces a little, while nodding her head and looking around. She comes off the ropes and removes her sunglasses handing them to the referee and he walks over to the timekeeper handing them to him for safe keeping. Tara stretches her legs a little and waits for the match to start.
King: Lilly may have been upset, but with as many men that have seen Tara's goodies already in the back, I dobt Tara is going to care, and we WILL see boobies!
Cole: Tara doesn't look happy either King. I don't care what you say King, they are not happy about this.
Tara too has a mic now and stand near Lilly in the ring.
I hate to disappoint all my fans, but there is no way I am going to go through with this tonight.
Huge boos from the crowd of horney men.
You must understand how we feel up here. Niether of us wanted to do this, we are just the victim of a man who is sick and has a grudge.
We don't care about your feelings!
The rest of the men in the crowd cheer as Tara and Lilly look disgusted.
Unlike Lilly here, James Mueller's grudge with me is about something I wouldn't let happen. You see, back in the Young Guns James Mueller only wanted me in so that he could get in my pants, but I wouldn't let him. Now James Mueller is going to get back at me by trying to make me show the world my goods, well it just isn't going to happen!
Huge boos from the male only crowd, but they soon turn to pops as:
*A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swollows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Weither you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Weither you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this black hole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most ferocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at James Mueller..."
*White pyros shoot up from the stage and white spotlights cycles around the darkened arena. "The Spy Hunter by Project 86 begins to play over the speaker system. The fans get to their feet and cheer, as they await James Mueller to appear. In unison, the spotlights all center to the center of the stage. There with his back turned to the crowd is James Mueller, with his arms stretched out. The crowd cheers even louder as more pyros explode around the Xtreme Tron. James spins around and faces the crowd, posing. He stops on the top of the stage and has his own mic in his hands.
Now look ladies. I know you seem to think I have some vendetta against you, but it was the wheel that picked the stipulation for this match, not I. I am just an innocent by standard in all of this as are you. Now, one of you is about to have a flash back wether you like it or not, because one of you is going to be laying flat on your back butt ass naked just like your old job.
The male crowd pops as Venom grins and both women in the ring shake there heads "no."
Seriosuly ladies, you should wrestle like your careers depended on it, because they do.
Both womens faces become grim as neither wants to lose there job, and both women just look at each other and instead of fighting begin to take off there tops, but before anything can be removed:
*The lights in the arena go down to black. Suddenly two giant pyros shoot off from either side of the stage as the crowd is slammed into the chorus of Electric Light Orchestras variation on In the Hall of the Mountain King. The Xtreme-Tron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on with shots of Mongo's career within the phoenix. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz Bongo, not Mongo walks out and he stands next to Mueller on the stage with James Mueller.
Commish, if I may call you that. I am afraid that I am out here because Mongo is out of his min...out of his office and wants me to take care of this for him. You see, this match here, it is against XHF rules, and as much as I'd love to let this match go, you two ladies are excused.
The crowd boos as Electric Light Orchestras variation on In the Hall of the Mountain King plays again and Bongo exits as do the women in the ring. James Mueller looks up set as does all three members of TXD as they all exit the arena to the back.
Cole: Well it looks like that was resolved, and the women and children are coming back into the arena.
King: Where is that fat chick? I will rip her head off.
The camera's open outside in the parking lot, with a limousine pulling up. The entire crowd is in a little bit of a frenzy, being heard with their mild cheers as they wait for the person inside the limousine to step out. It comes to a stop right in front of the doors, and the chauffeur steps out from the driver seat. He looks around real quick, and squad cars are seen pulling up behind the limousine. After the chauffeur takes a look at the camera he walks back to the back door of the limousine and opens it slowly... the cameras go down to the bottom of the door showing two feet coming down, planted flat on the ground. The driver has moved out of the way now, and the person coming out from the limousine stands up coming into view of the camera; sunglasses cover his eyes but the crowd cheers loudly from the arena as they can tell it's Seifer.
King: WHAT?!
Cole: It's Seifer! Seifer is back!
King: I thought he quit when he got married to Dagger?
Cole: Why's he here?
Seifer removes his sunglasses, and tucks them into his suit pocket, on the left side of his chest. He smirks and fixes his suit a little bit while giving the driver a decent tip... security all moves out from their vehicles as Seifer walks inside the building. The cameras go out to the arena, showing Cole and King shocked at their commentating booth.
A drum beat mingled with smashing glass is heard as the titantron shows the 'Spade' symbol which is shown smashed by an oscillating sledgehammer into many pieces in time with the second glass shattering, followed by a shot of a white stallion rearing majestically on its hind legs on the edge of a cliff, it has a golden shimmer. The titantron then shows various shots of The Ace with the BLW Survivor Championship, Undisputed ICW World Heavyweight Championship, UWF Carnage Championship, Spike being hit by a FameAcer from atop a cage and the XHF Hardcore Championship over his shoulder. A shot of him ducking a chair shot from the Dark Brothers and him kissing various women flash by as The Ace appears on stage as huge flame pyros explode either side of him and cards begin to fall from the rafters as the titantron shows The Ace throwing cards in the air. As the lyrics to 'Oh Hell Yeah' by H-Blox kick in, the titantron shows Ace-Plants being delievered to Spike, Blade, Triple D on the steel chair, Hellbringer and Cash being hit by a sledgehammer and Prototype receiving a Diving FameAcer from the ladder through a table.The Ace walks down the ramp through the shower of falling cards...
People think they know me, say I'm wound a little tight
Tell me I go looking for trouble, that I'm always ready for a fight
But I'm just an easy going guy, not crossing any line
I'm a caring individual most of the time, most of the time
Quite a lot of the time, its, just that, its just that, its just that...
Oh Hell Yeah...
The cards stop falling as he climbs up the steel steps grinning as he enters the ring and goes to the second turnbuckle.
Sometimes I drink a little beer
Sometimes I make a little mess
Sometimes I get a little angry
Sometimes I kick a little ass
Well, you know sometimes I kick a lotta ass...
Oh Hell Yeah...
He climbs it and holds his arms in the air...
Some people seem unhappy, with certain things I say
They seem to think I'm impolite and uncultured in some way
But I'm just an easy going guy and I appreciate their advice
I believe in self improvement and always being nice
Well, sometimes being nice, occassionally its just that...
Oh Hell Yeah...
He climbs down and walks to the middle of the ring, as the music and chorus fades...*
Cole:: People not really liking The ace's new attitude
King:: People liked Ace to begin with?
The lights cut out and a red searchlight spans the arena as a wailing guitar hits as Atreyu's "Bleeding Mascara" hits*
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Pyros explode as more red strobe lights hit*
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Spike appears bathed in darkness headbanging along with the song*
A wraith with an angels body.
A demon with a smile of gold.
You soul-sucker.
I wont become like you!!
*Spike arches backwards and sprints to the ring, ignoring the fans and the strobe lights flashing wildly*
A killer with the perfect weapons,
crystal eyes and a heart of coal.
You soul-sucker.
I wont lose myself in you.
*Spike slides into the ring and runs upto the turnbuckle arching backwards thrusting his arms outwards leaning his head backwards*
Look how pretty she is, when she falls down!
And theres no beauty in bleeding mascara. lips are quivering
like a withering rose, shes back again!!
Phoenix Championship #1 Contendership
The Ace vs. Spiked Kane
The lights die out and the music fades as Spike walks into the centre of the ring jaw jacking with ace, Spike shoves ace back and Ace hits a right hand, spike laughs and tackes Ace down with a double leg tackdown, the two start brawling rolling around the mat, Spike slowly gets up as Ace kicks him back, Ace gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline from spike, Spike turns around and gets hit in the face with a high dropkick sending Spike over the top rope to the floor, Spike gets up as ace slides out of the ring , he comes around the corner and gets a right hand from spike, the two fight on the outside and spike whips ace into the barricade, Ace comes back a little and spike hits a spear making both their bodies crash into the steel barricade
King::Good god!
Cole::These men destroying the place!
King:: ANd each other
Both men lay on the outside in pain, Spike gets up slowly and gets up on the ring steps, he spins around and waits for ace to get up, he throws himself back going for an asia off the steps, Ace ducks under and somehow spike lands on his feet and grabs the back off ace's head slamming it into the ring steps. Spike laughs and stomps ace a few times, spike breaks the referee's count and sits in the corner waiting for Ace to come back in the ring, ACe slides in the ring slowly holding his head, he gets up as spike hits a hard right hand, he backs ace into a corner and whips him hard against the opposite corner, Ace goes down hard as spike grabs his hair pulling him back up, he kicks Ace in the stomach and ddt's him hard, spike covers 1...2..kickout by ace
Cole::Ace just kicks out
King:WOW
Spike grabs Ace's arm and wrenches back in an armlock slowing thepace down, ace reaches out to the ropes and taps his shoulder he crawls closer reaching out, spike wrenches back more just as Ace gets to the ropes, spike lets go at a four count, Spike starts kicking aces shoulder before the ref orders spike back, Ace pulls himself up on the ropes and holds his shoulder, spike shoves the ref out of the way and goes to attck ace again, ace ducks away into the corner. Ace ducks another clotheline and gets in themiddle of the ring, Spike goes for a spear but Ace moves out of the way causing Spike to spear the ref. as spike gets up Ace hits him with a low blow, the crowd boos as Ace lays on the mat laughing, he rolls out of the ring and looks under the mat, he pulls out a sledgehammer and looks at it almost like he's in a trance
King::WOOHOOO SLEDGEHAMMER
Cole::Hey thats Illeagle
King::A sick bird?
Cole::Oh har har
Ace slides back in the ring as Spike gets to his knees, Ace hits spike in the head with the sledgehammer busting him open. Ace laughs to himself untill He hears some light cheers, AJ Pheonix comes running down the rampway and slides in spearing Ace dow, Ace drops the sledgehammer and starts hitting AJ back, after a little while the crowd boos as Venom runs down, he grabs the sledgehammer and blasts AJ in the back of the head, AJ rolls off and rolls out of the ring, Venom drops the sledgehammer outside the ring and rolls ace on spike, the ref revives 1...2...3
Cole::OH COME ON
Winner and number 1 contender for the Phoenix title Jake conway
Ace slides out of the ring and walks up the ramp with Venom, Ace points at AJ and smiles leaving AJ wondering what is going on ,The scene opens again with REM standing in the hallway, holding his United States Championship. He is talking to one of the people backstage about his match at Xtreme Impact, where he had won the United States Championship. Seifer is walking by, hearing the conversation, and a smirk comes over his face; without hesitation, he slips his hand into his pocket and approaches REM. With both of his hands tucked into his pockets, he chuckles a little bit. REM notices him finally and looks towards him, smiling.
: Hey, Seifer. Welcome back.
Seifer remains silent, and REM extends his hand out to shake hands with Seifer; Seifer just withdraws his hand from his pocket, and unknowingly he was putting on his brass knuckles---he just hit REM with the Hold-up! REM crashes against the wall, and his United States Championship falls next to him. The man REM was talking to is now down checking on him and calling for help as well. Seifer smirks, evilly, and moves down the hallway as the camera fades to black, while the crowd's reaction of boos roar through the backstage.
*The cameras go out to the arena, showing the whole Phoenix Den setting getting set up in the middle of the ring. All of the crowd is cheering with the XHF logo getting replaced with the Phoenix Den logo. As soon as everything is set up the cameras go up to the curtains with "Beyond Redemption" by H.I.M coming over the PA system and quickly emerging from behind the curtains dressed in black leather pants and the same shirt as she wore last week, a shear shirt with just a bra underneath, so that she was not exposed out in front of the fans. A microphone was in her hand as the crowd cheered loud for the host of the Phoenix Den coming down to the ring! She high fives the fans along her way, and nods her head to greet all the fans she can reach. Now, with the crowd cheering still, she hurries down to the ring and steps up the steel steps cockily, strutting a little bit. She smirks out at the fans, with her sunglasses on and she steps onto the apron, taunting out to the fans a bit. She spins around on the apron a little bit and hooks her arms around the ropes to continues looking out at the fans. She talks a little bit to herself, and finally unhooks her arms from the ropes and steps in. The plasma screen is lowered down hanging above the ring, and Tara motions for her music to cut.*
: Welcome to another great edition of the Phoenix Den!
The entire crowd bursts into cheers, as Tara smiles and paces around the ring a little bit. She looks out at the crowd that is beginning a huge Rage chant.
: Yes yes. We do not want to keep this whole show waiting, so you guys already know my guest for this evening... so let's get him out here! Raaage!
Tara points towards the curtains, and they wait for the arrival of Rage.
*Suddenly, the arena is plunged into total darkness and the crowd looks on intently with anticipation. Momentarily, the demonic "Red Fist" Symbol of Rage appears on the Xtreme-Tron and temporarily accompanied by it is the soft, soothing sound of a piano being played. Mere moments later, the screen abruptly turns to static and the tension builds as after a flurry of drums & guitar riffs kick in, the following words begin to echo throughout the building...
"BREAKDOWN!"
Let the fun and games begin,
She is spayed and broken in,
Skin is cold and white,
Such a lovely lonely night...,
[Pre-chorus]
Heaven is on the way,
You could feel the hate,
But I guess you never will,
I'm on a roll again,
And I want an end,
'Cause I feel you creeping in..."
*At these very words, BOOM! A HUGE explosion rocks the arena and the entire crowd is on it's feet as the hellraising chorus of "Breakdown" by Breaking Benjamin breaks onto the PA in full force! Moments later, the curtain flips back and without any further adue, the sadisticly smirking figures of XHF Legend Rage himself, & wife Torrie Wilson step out and onto the top of the stage! Thereafter, the two then strut cockily on down the ramp to an overwhelming chorus of boos from this entire sellout crowd of "Ragiacs" joining us here tonight. Moments later both finally reach the the ring area where upon climbing inside, Torrie makes her way over to proudly taunt off with her physical "assets" of sorts to the crowd infront of the nearest ropes. Meanwhile the self proclaimed Bald-Headed Behemoth himself sets off to simultaneously do his signature 4 corners salute taunt, raising both his fists & a set of familiar middle fingers defiantly to the crowd & taunting them sadistically from each and every corner. Afterward, Torrie goes to lean up against a nearby turnbuckle for good while the former X*Crown and Ultimate Champion, among other accolades, is quick to make his way toward a back corner of the ring. Upon requesting and receiving a mic of his own he makes his way toward Tara to stand directly before her, smirking confidently as both individuals prepare to kick this week's edition of the Phoenix Den off.*
: Well, I guess we should not keep these fans waiting... we should get right to the point. Your attack on Red Fusion... what provoked you to do it?
Tara looks towards Rage, waiting for an answer from the veteran of the XHF.
: *AHEM*, well, first off Tara let me just say how much of a sheer pleasure it is to finally be here on this show of all shows every Monday night known as the Phoenix Den, I've for some time been meaning to appear so it's great to finally have this opportunity to do so. Now, next off as for Red Fusion...well...quite simply Tara it was a matter of taking the next step in my already stellar career, the next step of choosing the victim of Red Fusion and sending a cold hard message to this man for a variety of different reasons....
: Well there are many more larger superstars in the back... and you chose to have the message come out of him! Maybe you could explain a few of the reasons why you chose him to be the one to receive your message?
: Hahaha, well yes first of all you're quite correct in the assumption that Mr. Fusion is overall one of the least likely guys to have been selected for this type of message to be sent. Yet, at the same time I do most certainly have my reasons as I say for making this choice, the most important ones of which involve two major points, the point of Red being a former stablemate of mine in the Xtreme Monarchy as most can recall, and THE point that this man shall in reality come to serve foremost as a stepping stone for certain plans of winning the very next peice of XHF gold in my career, a peice of gold known as...the XHF United States Championship.
: How is Red Fusion going to get you closer to the XHF U.S. Championship? He's not that spectacular, and hasn't really made it over the mountain... really, Rage, you doing that to him probably just gave him one of the biggest boosts he could ever imagine!
: Oh contrare though Tara, on contrare because when it comes right down to it I may have infact given Red more attention than he's ever had before by making this Gastro attack I made, but in the end it will be Red who pays the ultimate price should he choose to finish what I've chosen to start here as of Gastro. But ya know Tara before I go into any more detail about the U.S. Championship and how Red connects to that goal of mine why don't I simply explain how our history as stablemates has brought this rivalry of sorts about. You see many probably don't know this, and for good reason since Red Fusion doesn't want anyone to know it and never has, but ever since the day we both set foot into the Xtreme Monarchy stable together and he got his first up close look at a true legend in myself Red has been nothing but a jealous, coniving little prick when it comes to trying to compare to everything I've managed to achieve, he's absolutely jealous and nothing short of it because he knows he'll never be the man I am but regardless he continues to make himself out to be as good as someone like me!
*Tara goes to respond back but Rage quickly continues on this rant of sorts before she can*
: I mean come on Tara you're talking to a former 2-time XHF Ultimate Champion here, a former X*Crown Champion, a former 2 time and the FIRST ever XHF United States Champion and the list just goes on and on and on, so that my friend is the resume of a REAL legend dare I say it! Meanwhile we have first class ingrates running wild now in the XHF, ingrates like Red Fusion who think they're some of the best there's ever been just because they can win a couple low level titles over time and sustain only an average level of stardom. But I, The One, The Only, The Rage, I'm the real deal on a long-term basis and with that in mind let me just say that Red Fusion is only fooling himself if he continues to believe he can be anything around here, it's the assclowns like him that I'm now back to put down for good and restore true order to the XHF as it used to back in my day so to speak.
: So we've got all these people of today; AJ Pheonix... Cosmo... Kuroi---oops, I mean, JT. Or whatever it is now... are you saying that they're not really that great that they claim to be? Because I have tried taking AJ off of his mountain but failed.
: Well actually Tara in terms of guys like AJ, Cosmo, Kuroi and so on, well those guys are actually people who I do have an appropriate amount of respect for, I respect them to the upmost level possible because what they say they can damn sure back up in the ring, it's just however those like Red Fusion who I have the biggest problem with right now, Red in particular likes to talk a hell of alot of trash outside the ring but inside it he flat out can't back up the way I and names like you listed there can, we are the true icons of this business and the "Red Fusions" of it are the frauds, the frauds that need to be put in their place and squashed permanently like the irritating little pests of the XHF they are!
: Don't you have any fear that he might be able to defeat you in the middle of the ring, and get put over? Putting himself well in line for a shot at the XHF United States Championship.
: None whatsoever Tara my dear, none WHATSOEVER because Red Fusion is only a shell of the man I am and by god no matter what that big overrated mouth of his may have to say on the matter he'll never even be able to compete at a fraction of the level I can. And believe me Tara many may think that simply due to my age I'm over the hill as others such as Destructon, Scorpion, Reeshi and so on are, but the key difference is that in the long run all these absenses I've taken from XHF over time have helped to do the one thing those guys and so many more could never do, I've been able to effectively preserve my body just as it basically was when I first entered the XHF back in 2001, right now Tara I feel like I'm the best shape of my life and if and when Red Fusion gets to test that first hand I can assure you he'll end up regretting doing so, I'm a very dangerous and lethal individual as I've always been inside the ring and I plan to only get better with age now.
: Alright, so you seem confident; a lot of those people that you have named were once great. But you're one of the few that have yet to take the XHF World Championship... so other then wanting to be the first to capture the United States Championship for a third time, do you have any plans on going after the XHF Championship?
: Well, it's interesting you ask that question Tara, because yes as great and as unmatched in certain areas as I am in XHF history the one most crucial thing that I've yet to ever achieve around here is winning the XHF Championship, it's a title that admittedly I have in a way wanted to attain for a long long time but the actual answer to your question is no believe it or not Tara. See my train of thought is this as far as winning the XHF Championship, I think that in effect there's no reason to go after the XHF Title at all anymore since I've already "achieved" as odd as that may sound. In other words I say that because when I won the Ultimate Championship from Millennium at NOC I I won it under the system of of the Ultimate Title being the #1 belt this company has to offer at the time, so as far as I'm concerned the XHF Title would serve no further purpose in my career but ya never know what'll happen so never say never as far as me going after it ever again.
: Alright, although you're not going to be after the XHF Championship, at the moment, and not even on your mind from what you say... what are your thoughts of our current XHF Champion, Magnus?
: Well, as much as I hate to say this about Magnus I do believe he's unworthy of being our current XHF Champion regardless of what the result at Xtreme Impact was. I mean sure the guy was one of the all time in ECF from my understanding of that company's history, but here in the XHF Magnus has just yet to ever show me at least that he's capable of competing consistently on the level of those such as Hardcore Harry, Venom, Mongo, the truly awesome ones who came before him as holders of the XHF Title. But hell I mean I'll give Magnus a shot just like everyone else to fairly show what he's capable of as champion, I won't judge him fully yet but I will say I'm skeptical of him as champ so it wouldn't surprise me to see him lose the title in unusually short order either, but congrats to you out there Magnus for winning the belt nonetheless and we'll see what you can do with it man.
: Alright, but back to the main point. Red Fusion... we've discussed him already. What about REM? You must have seen the shot that Seifer got on him earlier in the evening, on his return... and so questions from a lot of people is what is he thinking?
: Well as far as REM goes at least what I will say is that I think this man unlike Red Fusion is one of the best pure athletes and competitors and just one of the most electrifying type men the XHF has ever witnessed in terms of both talent and charisma, this man is everything he says he is and then some which is why I especially would like my own shot to face him for the United States Championship in the near future. I want to face REM because I think should we face it could potentially one of the greatest matches in XHF history dare I say that too, I mean we got an unmistakable legend in myself trying to make history by winning the U.S. title for a third time, and we have REM who after defeating T-Bird impressively to win the title is no doubt on the rise in XHF much like Magnus as XHF Champion is. But anyway to close this all out if I may what I have in mind for YOU out there Red Fusion is that, I want you one on one at XHF Breaking Point this month and I want to settle once and for all who the better man is between you and I, with the added stipulation that the winner is the new number one contender to REM's title following the event. And then, once I'm done surely embarrasing your punk ass much like Gastro this past Friday night I'll have proven myself worthy I think of the ultimate goal, the goal of facing REM in a long awaited bout of all bouts here in the XHF, the legend Rage versus the breakout icon REM in a match for the ages!
: No doubt, it would be a great match between you and REM. But you failed to mention the part of Seifer? What are your thoughts of Seifer after his attack on REM earlier in the evening?
: Well Tara what I'll say about Seifer is that I do think he has a fairly impressive amount of talent just like he always has had inside the ring, and for sure if he wants a peice of REM while I'm dealing with Red Fusion this month then by all means he's welcome to it. However, should Seifer choose to further get in my own way immidiately following what we all know will be a Breaking Point victory over Fusion, should Red choose to be a man about it and accept my challenge that is, then Seifer better prepare for downright hell since that's exactly what he'll be getting over the United States championship situation. Oh, and one other thing as far as my challenge to Red Fusion goes, Red I know you're watching from whatever hospital you're laid up in after Gastro and just to make it clear you have 24 hours, 24 hours with no more and no less time than that to return in whatever condition you're in and accept this challenge I've laid out on your own, otherwise I may be forced to take matters into my hands by hunting you down once again and forcably getting an acceptance out of you, but one way or another we're going at it I've decided come Breaking Point and come that destination you will be heading...for your ultimate Breakdown.
: So it sounds like you really want to take it out Red Fusion, at Breaking Point. So, good luck, Rage... and thank you, for your time.
*Tara extends her hand out to Rage. Rage graciously accepts Tara's handshake and re-raises his mic for a final thought of sorts apparently*
: And of course thank you for your time as well Tara, once again I do appreciate being able to appear here on Phoenix Den and all the best to you and Cosm-haha ok, well maybe just you since I'm still not on the best of terms with Cosmo after the B-Day show in July. But all the best to you Tara and as for Red Fusion all I can say in closing Red is just watch your back my friend and come prepared VERY soon to accept my challenge and go on on one with greatness in yours truly. Right now there's just too many doubters and nay-sayers out there like you Red who don't think I'm any longer what I used to be, but this is the time for me to at last prove all those sorts of people wrong with just what I get done inside this very ring, so consider the legend of Rage to soon enough be resurrected after so long and for you Red Fusion...to be it's first victim in a string of many from here on out, all courtesy of The One, The Only....The Rage.
*Thereafter Rage hands his mic to Tara and as "Breakdown" re-hits across the PA he takes his wife by the arm and escorts her out of the ring and up the ramp to a loud ovation from the entire crowd*
: That was another fabulous edition of Tara's Phoenix Den! See you all next week.
*Tara smiles out to the crowd, and waves a bit, before dropping the microphone in the middle of the ring. As soon as she steps out of the ring and walks up the rampway, the crew is inside the ring taking down the set quickly to get things ready for the next match.*
Junior-Heavyweight Championship
Drunken Destruction Match
Triple Quake vs. Nelly Angel
We come back the segment and the two drunken men are stood in the ring staring at one another. The ref stands between then and suddenly takes off his usual black and white stripped top and he reveals a pink strapped top. He then takes off his trousers and it is clear he is wearing a pink spandex pants, (ala Kurt angle but pink) Nelly stumbles back slightly confused and very drunk, TQ just looks surprised at the ref as the ref takes the title of TQ and passes it to the announcer after holding it up in the air to show the fans what the two men will be fighting for. The bell rings and the two men stumble towards each other and hook up and TQ pushes Nelly back towards the ropes and he bounces off to be hit with a drop kick. TQ gets to his feet and picks Nelly up and whips him into the turnbuckle. TQ runs at him and jumps on him and hits him with a monkey flip. TQ gets back up to loud boos, the ref walks over to him and asks him if he is drunk? TQ nods but the ref doesnt think he is drunk enough so he calls for the emergency rations from the announcer. The announcer passes in a bottle of Tequila and he is passed a broom handle also. The ref tells TQ to hold the Broom handle on his nose and spin around a she drinks the booze, TQ does it and after a few shorts seconds he falls over on his ass and the ref catches the booze. Nelly gets back to his feet and walks over and pushes the ref out the way and grabs the Tequila and takes a big swig form it but he is interrupted by a kick to the knee from TQ. Nelly drops the bottle and rolls out the ring in pain. TQ sees the booze spilling over the floor and he quickly dives onto it and starts to lick the booze off the mat.
Cole- *cracks beer can* this is great!
King- This is crazy! This is meant to be a serious match for the Light heavyweight title!
Cole- I know! Great ennit!
As TQ is licking the booze up in a bent over position the ref is standing behind him eyeing up his ass. The ref is licking his lips and rubbing his crotch, TQ turns around and sees this and gets up and Nelly slides back in the ring. Nelly gets on his knees behind the ref and TQ walks towards the ref to intimidate him and as the ref takes a big step back he trips over Nelly and then Nelly gets up and laughs at the ref. but it is short lives as TQ grabs his head and hits him with a bulldog right into the groin area of the ref. Nelly holds his face in pain and the ref rolls out the ring in total agony. TQ picks Nelly up and hits him with a suplex, but he hold shim up, but he trips over and Nelly lands on Nelly and the pin is made. But there is no ref in the ring. Shortly another none gay ref runs down to the ring and slides in but by now both Nelly and TQ are back to their feet. When they are up Nelly pushes TQ in the chest, TQ pushes him back in the chest, they push each other again and then Nelly slaps TQ in the face. TQ is in shock and then slaps him back. The two MEN then start a bitchy slapping fight.
King- It is sad, this is the most physical this match has got!
Cole- Your such a poo head King, get into the mood!
King- Oh go and help the gay ref!
Cole- Not again!
King- Again?
Cole- WHAT? Who said that? What a match!
After a few slaps Nelly manages to hit TQ with a Belly to belly suplex, he then staggers up and stumbles into the ropes and he grabs onto them to keep his balance. Nelly then holds his left hand out and starts to stare at it with a confused dazed look on his face. He then turns around to see TQ back to his feet. Nelly grabs him and hits him with a DDT onto the mat and he gets up with a sudden rush of adrenaline, he then walks over to the turnbuckle and tries to climbs up but his first foot misses the rope and falls on his ass. Triple Quake takes advantage of this and drops kicks him in the back of the head and then he climbs to the top of the turnbuckle. He seems very unstable and he starts to wobble and he jumps off for a shooting star press but misses Nelly completely!
Cole- OUCH!
King- Ha ha! Now that was funny!
Both men are lay on their back snow looking up to the ceiling, the ref starts a count and by the time he reaches 6 Nelly is sat up wobbling all over the place. He finally manages to get to his feet and he picks TQ up and whips him into the ropes, as he stumbles back on the rebound he Nelly goes for a drop kick but misses. TQ then climbs the turnbuckle again but this time sits on their waiting for Nelly to get up. As Nelly gets up and turns to face him TQ grabs him and hits him with the Quake 2 *see app* TQ makes the cover, One. . . Two . . Three!
Announcer- here is your winner, and still *burps* Still the XHF light Heavyweight champion. Triple Quake!
The lights go out as the following image is projected on the screen
The start of Black label society's "bleed for me"starts playing, The music intensifies as the image fades out to a video of AJ performing his finishing moves and walking around outside and around the arena, the riff gets louder as the camera pans around the arena across the fansas the first verse kicks in AJ Pheonix walks out wearing a red silk shirt undone, his long Blond hair untied and wet down his face and shoulders, the XHF european title around his waist, he walks down slowly as dark red lazers flash across the darkened arena. He looks around before heading to the ring
This grave of life, I give to you
Ignore what was, you know it's true
Realms of fear, they speak the truth
What has past, I hand to you"
AJ gets down to the ring and climbs up on the turnbuckle before leaping up backflipping off the top rope into the ring, AJ runs up and spreads his arms out after jumping on the opposite corner
"Bleed for me, I've bled for you
Embrace me, child, I'll see you through
Bleed for me, I've bled for you
Embrace me, child, I'll see you through
I'll see you"
AJ jumps down and smirks as the music ends
The lights start to flicker on and off as the X-treme Tron starts to make white static as the following voice is heard over the PA
"He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man"
The sound of Avenged Sevenfold's "Bat Country" starts playing and the smoke fills the entrance ramp, Kevin Hardaway comes charging out to the ramp pumping his fist to the fans and screaming loud as the fans give him a nice pop. As video shows of Hardaway's accomplishments...the first verse kicks in.
Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay.
These eyes won't see the same, after I flip today.
I tried to drive all through the night,
the heat stroke ridden weather, the barren empty sights.
No oasis here to see, the sand is singing deathless words to me.
After the verse is played, Kevin runs to the ring and slides under the ropes and gets on the turnbuckle pumping his fist to the crowd some more to get another pop as the chorus kicks in.
Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.
Kevin then gets off of the turnbuckle and cracks his neck and jumps up and down as the song fades.
XHF European Championship
"The flaming Dragon"AJ Pheonix(c) Vs Kevin Hardaway
The referee walks up to AJ Phoenix and the referee asks him for his title belt. AJ Phoenix gives the belt that he has defended for over five months and AJ Phoenix is sure that he will defend it once more. The referee asks AJ Phoenix is he is ready to begin and AJ Phoenix nods in agreement. The referee then asks Kevin Hardaway if he is ready to begin the match that count end with him being the winner. Kevin Hardaway nods and the referee nods as well. The European Championship is brought over to the announcer and the bell rings for the match to begin.
Cole: What the hell is this? Like AJ Phoenixs twentieth defense?
King: Wow... He defends that title more than Mongo defends a pizza from Italians.
Within the first few seconds of the match, AJ Phoenix kicks Kevin Hardaway in the stomach and he performs a DDT! AJ Phoenix rolls over and goes for the cover: One... Two... Thr-Kickout! Kevin Hardaway manages to power out of the move and he is glaring at AJ Phoenix. Kevin Hardaway is unable to believe that he was so close to losing the match in a matter of minutes. AJ Phoenix grins and wags his finger at Kevin Hardaways face. AJ Phoenixs finger turns into a hand as he bitch slaps AJ Phoenix across the face. Kevin Hardaways face is forced to the side but he looks forward at AJ Phoenix once again. Kevin Hardaway waits a second before performing a take down and begins with the lefts and rights all over AJ Phoenix.
Cole: Woah! Kevin Hardaway just got insulted!
King: AJ Phoenix really established himself as a heel.
Kevin Hardaway is continued with the punching until the referee forces the referee off of AJ Phoenix. Kevin Hardaway picks AJ Phoenix up and AJ Phoenix uses his flexibility and his trickery to get Kevin Hardaway for an inside cradle. The referee makes the pin count: One... Two... Thr-Kickout by Kevin Hardaway again! Kevin Hardaway gets up and begins to glare at AJ Phoenix again. He knows that AJ Phoenix isnt even taking him seriously. AJ Phoenix runs at Kevin Hardaway but he reverses a move that AJ Phoenix was trying to attempt with a hip toss. AJ Phoenix gets up again and runs but Kevin Hardaway reverses with a kitchen sink! AJ Phoenix holds on to his stomach hard and Kevin goes for an STF!
Cole: Hes going for the STF!
King: Not the STF!
AJ Phoenix reaches his arm over to the ropes but he is unable to grab it. Kevin Hardaway applies the lock very well and he is making it hurt a lot! AJ Phoenix is about to tap out until he is able to grab the rope. Kevin Hardaway is told to break the hold and he does so... after the four count. AJ Phoenix is on the ground trying to aide himself and Kevin Hardaway grabs AJ Phoenixs head and slams it against the ground. AJ Phoenix gets the hit hard and now he is simply lying on the floor. Kevin Hardaway slides out of the ring and then looks under the ring. He manages to find a chair and he uses it to slide back in the ring. As soon as Kevin Hardaway slides in the ring with the chair, the referee takes the chair from Kevin Hardaway and moves out of the ring to drop it. While the referee is out of the ring, AJ Phoenix gives Kevin Hardaway a low blow. AJ Phoenix manages to get up and he brings himself AND Kevin Hardaway to the top rope. AJ Phoenix bends down Kevin Hardaway and he manages to pull of The Flaming Drop from there! He goes for the pin: One... Two... THREE!
Winner and STLL European Champion: AJ Phoenix!
Cole: Can anyone beat AJ Pheonix?
King: With his new additude, I'm not sure anyone can
The rest of TXD come out and celebrate with AJ as we fade