Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Aug 31, 2017 21:51:15 GMT -5
: Alright then Youre set tonight? Great man
*Instead of the normal Pyro opening we open up to Commissioner Mueller making his way down the hallway, talking on his cell phone.
: Well I just wanted to know man Yes Yeah, if you can ahem Insure us a victory tonight Alright, man. See you later.
*Mueller hangs up his phone smirking as Goldbear joins him by his side. Mueller pets him on the head and they walk past the camera
*BOOM! The opening Pyro pyros shoot off like eight bitches in a bitch boat. The crowd goes frickin crazy and were living it up like its 1999.
Cole: Im Michael Cole and with me once again is King!
King: and welcome to a very small Pyro!
Cole: Compare to Gastro, indeed it is. But that wont stop the xtreme action we have here tonight.
King: Lets kick it off then, shall we?
*The stage lights turn to an emerald green as Three Doors Down's "Kryptonite" begins to play over the speakers. As the lights green lights flicker the curtain is thrown back and Kris Quake steps through with a water bottle in hand. Kris Quake holds his arms out to show off his bare chest but then takes a sip of his water. Kris then spits the water in the air and then starts heading for the ring. Kris slowly walks up the steps then walks along the ropes and turns to the crowd and takes another sip of water before pouring it over his head and then spitting water into the air again. Kris Quake then slowly moves into the ring as the music fades.
Cole: Triple Quake is quickly becoming one of biggest stars today.
King: He hasnt proven much to me, Cole. Hes not all that and a bag of chips.
Cole: .and?
*The camera's go around a bit, as the guitar to the song "Show Me A Sign" by Breaking Point starts to play over the PA system. The crowd cheer's through the arena, as the lights have flickered out a bit and blue lights have taken the place! All of the fans continue looking through the arena, trying to get a glimpse of William Spencer.
Could you give me just some kind of sign
To let me know that I'm not wasting my time
I just need a reason to believe
All of the fans continue looking around, with all the flickering blue lights finally stopping except for a single light continuing to go through. Camera's circle a bit, seeming to go a bit out of control before locking on one side of the arena. William Spencer is not seen on that side though. They continue their search, with blue fireworks shooting out from all four turnbuckles!
I've lost all visibility, 'cause I can't see
Just what you mean, by what you're telling me
Should I stay or go, do you even know
It's all a riddle to me
The music continues playing in the background, as the fans are still screaming for one of their favorites. The former United States Champion is still not being seen from any member of the crowd! The camera looks towards another side of the arena, but he is still not out there. Fans keep cheering, growing more anxious to see William Spencer now.
Show me a sign and give me reason to believe
Don't waste my time, just give me some kind of sign
Show me a sign and give me reason to believe
Before this all just fades away.
The camera finally looks towards the third direction, and in the darkness a singapore cane can be seen being held up through the crowd! The blue spotlight circles its way over there, and stops right over William Spencer. With his free hand, he starts to high five some of the fans, and lowers the singapore cane finally. A bit of a smirk is on his face now, as he looks out towards the crowd. He nods his head a bit, before starting to make his way slowly through the crowd, with his singapore cane sliding behind him.
Would you tell me 'cause I can't read your mind
I'm so lost but it's not that hard to find
I know exactly what you need
William continues high fiving some of the fans along his way, slowly reaching the middle of the steps through the arena. William lifts the singapore cane high into the air, with a smile coming over his face! He nods his head before bringing it down a bit, and a thunderous crack from the singapore cane rings through the arena! All the fans shout with a "Whoo!" hearing that entire crack of the singapore cane through the audience! William Spencer brings the now half broken weapon of his into the air, and looks out at the fans spinning a bit, as he goes down the steps little by little during this time also.
It's become quite evident, just what you meant
I need to vent, well here's my two cents
Don't leave me hanging on if you know its wrong
It's all a riddle to me
William now starts going through the crowd more quickly, and high fives a lot of them along his way. He reaches the barricade, and glances at some of the people near it before he comes to the top of it. He stands perched on the barricade, before bringing one leg off and grasps the ends of the singapore cane and breaking it over his knee! He tosses them quickly behind him, and some of the fans start to try and grab at them quickly, with William now coming down from the barricade and sliding underneath the bottom rope to get inside the ring. As he is on the mat, he uses his hands to push himself up to his feet.
Show me a sign and give me reason to believe
Don't waste my time, just give me some kind of sign
Show me a sign and give me reason to believe
Before this all just fades away.
William goes from each side of the ring, to the other raising a single left arm into the air. Each time it is lifted, blue fireworks shoot out from the turnbuckles again. The song starts drawing to a close, as William Spencer now looks out at the crowds again. All the smoke clears from the fireworks slowly, drifting up to the top of the building, and William leans against one post looking out at his fans. A bit of a smile on his face, as he takes a few deep breathes waiting for the start of his match.
Cole: William Spencer is back once again!
King: Once again? Youre frontin [Nah, Bro, he keep coming back like zombies in those old 1940s movies.
Triple Quake vs. William Spencer
*The bell rings and Triple Quake stands there and looks to the crowd mocking them. He points to William Spencer who starts to sneak up on him. Triple Quake then turns and charges right into William Spencer and starts furiously punching him. William Spencer leans back then shoves Triple Quake off of him. Quake flies back maybe five feet but lands on his feet and charges again. Spencer ducks down and flips Quake onto his back. Spencer goes for an early sharpshooter but Quake pulls his legs in and flips Spencer on his back using his feet. Both are up at the same time and Quake smacks some spit out of Spencer Spencer then punches Quake over the head. He grabs Quake by the head and punches him again. He then knees Quake in the stomach and locks up his head, and hits Quake with a suplex. Spencer gets up to his feet and pulls Quake up. Quake kicks Spencer in the knee and elbows Spencer in the face. He then chops him across the chest. Quake then headlocks Spencer.
Cole: Quake with a headlock
King: Did you know the headlock was invented in 240 B.C. in Rome?
Cole: yes.
King: Fooled you, you fucking liar.
*Spencer gets up against the ropes and pushes Quake off. Quake runs to the ropes and jumps over Spencer who lays against the ground. Spencer gets back up and hits a powerslam on Quake! Quake holds his back in pain as Spencer gets to his knee. He pulls up Quake with him and grabs him by the head. Spencer then pats Quake on the bat and hits a DDT to the mat. Spencer gets up again and raises his arms in the air to the cheers of the crowd. Quake then spins around and kicks Spencer out from under with his leg. Quake is up to his feet and grabs Spencers leg and locks in a single-leg boston crab apple on Spencer. Spencer yells in pain and reaches for the ropes. With his free leg and starts kicking at Quakes legs, but Quake just drops to one knee and it ends up applying more pressure on Spencer. Spencer scrambles for the ropes with his arms and touches one, but cant grab hold. Spencer reaches out far enough and goes to drop his hand over it but Quake pulls Spencer even further into the ring! Spencer starts rolling around and finally spins Quake over and onto his ass. Spencer then kicks up and hits Quake in the jaw, finally getting free.
Cole: Spencer finds a way!
King: He was close, Cole! He almost tapped!
*Spencer gets to his feet, limping a bit. Quake is up as well. Spencer limps a bit then takes a huge step and knocks Quake down with a hard punch to his forehead. Quake is back up easily and Spencer knees him in the gut. Spencer locks up with Quake and goes for a Double-Arm DDT. Quake doesnt go down and instead pulls Spencer off the ground and finally pulls back and slams Spencer into the mat with a modified suplex! A bridge pin, 12kickout is made. Spencer gets to his feet again and before Quake is up he slams Quake into the turnbuckle. He starts punching him over and over again but Quake then switches with him and starts kicking at Spencer. Spencer catches Quakes foot. Quake, hopping on his other foot, bends at his leg and springs himself and kicks Spencer right in the face with his other foot! Quake lands on his feet, bent over facing away from Spencer. Spencer comes stumbling out and grabs Quake by the abdomen. He pulls back and slams Quake back first into the turnbuckle with a release German Suplex!
King: Whos winning?
Cole: I cant tell, its too evenly matched!
*The crowd starts booing as if not on Spencers side, but theyre booing for Death Trap, who comes walking down to the ring. Instead of getting in Spencers grill he continues walking and heads towards the announcers table. Spencer gets to his knees and pushes himself up as Quake shakes his head trying to regain himself. Spencer stumbles around and grabs Quake by the head. Quake then hits a jawbreaker on Spencer! Spencer fumbles backwards and into the ropes. Quake charges and Spencer ducks down lifting Quake over the ropes. Quake turns himself in the air and lands on his feet facing Spencer. He jumps and springboards off of the ropes and lands on Spencers shoulders, hitting a hurricarana! Spencer rolls up onto his feet but then falls back down on his ass. Quake is up on his feet and signals that its time to end the match. Death Trap slides into the ring with a steel chair! He shoves Triple Quake out of the way and lifts the chair up, threatening to hit William Spencer!
Cole: Oh my God! Dont do it!
*The referee gets between Death Trap and his target and shoves him out of the way. He starts yelling to Death Trap to get out of his ring and grabs the chair and tosses it to the side of the ring, but it doesnt go out. He starts arguing Death Trap into the corner and Death Trap puts his hands up trying to defend himself and calm the referee down before he throws him out. Triple Quake grabs the chair though with the referees back turned and stalks William Spencer. William Spencer pulls himself up using the ropes but pays no attention to Triple Quake and just Death Trap whos getting yelled out. William Spencer then ducks down as Quake swings the chair down at him. It stops before it hits Spencer, instead hits off of the ropes, and smacks right into Triple Quake! Triple Quake drops the chair and tries to keep his balance. SPENCER WITH THE FINAL LIFE!!! Triple Quake is out cold! William Spencer goes for the pinfall! Death trap is out of the ring and the referee turns to them and starts the pin, 1. Wait a second. The referee heard the smack and he sees the chair! He starts pointing at William Spencer as if he hit Triple Quake with the chair! William Spencer argues back and the referee finally does it! Disqualified!!!
Winner by Disqualification Triple Quake
Cole: Whoa!! Bad move, ref!
King: I cant believe it!
*William Spencer spins around in anger and then really starts yelling at the referee. Death Trap backs up the ramp, grinning. Even though he didnt mean to end the match that way, he still accomplished something. William Spencer sends a death glare at Death Trap who laughs as he gets to the stage. William Spencer then points to him then points to Triple Quake. William Spencer grabs Triple Quake by the arm and lifts him up. He hits Quake with the Unframed! He makes an example out of Quake and he stands over him, still staring at Death Trap who just grins now
We cut to the backstage area, where AJ Phoenix and Spike Kane are hanging out backstage. They both have bags over their shoulders and look like they're about to leave the arena.
You ready man?
Yea bro, I'm ready, but have you seen MGK around? He's coming with us, right?
Yeah, he's the one driving. Last I heard he went to grab a beer, but that was like, ten minutes ago.
Wait hold up, so you're telling me we gotta wait for his ass to leave? Where the fuck is he?
I have no fuckin clue, probably off making out with Carli in the janitors closet or something.
Why, he's ashamed to do it in public?
No, but you can't really get naked in public can you?
You said-
Nevermind what I said, we need to find that idiot, before I lose my desire to get tanked.
You and I both know that's never gonna happen.
You've got a point...
AJ and Spike walk out of the locker room and begin to walk down the hallway, searching for MGK.
Cole: MGK is missing?
King: I guess so Hes going to miss getting crunk!
Cole: King, youre not black.
King: Shuddup, [Nah, Bro. I am straight outta Compton.
*A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swollows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Weither you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Weither you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this black hole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most ferocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at the Young Guns..."
*White pyros shoot up from the stage and white spotlights cycles around the darkened arena, as the beginning of "Attack" by 30 Seconds to Mars is heard over the PA system. The crowd gets to their feet booing the men who are about to come out, as huge blue flaming pyros shoot up off the stage. Suddenly The Young Guns, Venom and James Mueller, emerge from the back. Venom is wearing his trench vest with his wrestling gear, as James Mueller is wearing an American Eagle t-shirt and a pair of baggy torn-up blue jeans. James Mueller holds his arms up in the air, as Venom is walking back and forth on the top of the ring shouting words at the crowd, getting them more hyped up. Venom continues to walk down the ramp screaming at the crowd, as James Mueller holds his arms up, as he walks backwards down the ramp, staring at the booing crowd. James Mueller finally puts his arms down and turns towards the ring, and he and Venom slide into the ring. They both get to their feet and climb up the nearest corners, and climb up to the top rope. James Mueller once again does his taunt, as Venom begins to brush off his shoulders. Venom leaps off the second rope and takes his trench vest off, as James Mueller continues to taunt the crowd. James Mueller smirks at the crowd, as he gets off the second rope, and walks over to his partner. The two begin to talk strategy as they wait for their opponents.
King: YOUNG GUNS 4 LIFE!!!
Ken the Box and Xbox walk slide into get into the ring, after much trouble. The fans are cheering wildly at this use of the term "legendary" The Young Guns stand smirking.
Cole: OH MY GOD!!! ITS KEN THE FRICKIN BOX.
King: Oh my god! Your mom.
XHF Tag Team Championship
The Young Guns vs. Xbox & Ken the Box
Mueller and Venom look at each other smirking. Mueller nods and Venom stays in the ring as the XHF Commisioner goes to the apron. Xbox stays in and Ken the Box goes to the apron with much difficulty. Venom circles around Xbox. Xbox moves forwards towards Venom with a clothesline but misses. Venom jumps backwards and lands on his back as if he had got hitten. Mueller begins to slap the turnbuckle laughing. Xbox looks confused but bounces off the ropes and falls forwards to splash onto Venom, but Venom rolls out the way. Xbox falls to the matt and begins to struggle as he cannot get up. The ref moves to help Xbox, but Venom pushes the ref out of the way.
Cole: The Young Guns never had a good attitude towards the referee.
King: The referees just try to keep the black man down, Cole.
Cole: King. Shut the fuck up!
Venom kicks Xbox into the turnbuckle. Xbox is quite stuck, but now has the chance to use the ropes. Venom picks up Xbox and wedges, yes WEDGES him into the turnbuckle. Venom tags in Mueller. The two walk to the turnbuckle before stomping the hell out of Xbox. Ken in the Box runs into the ring, after spending several minutes trying to get in. He runs at Venom and Mueller who duck under him and then execute a double superkick. A taunt towards TXD. Venom climbs the ropes to the apron and Mueller runs towards the ropes, both men execute their individual moves (lionsault, slingshot legdrop) Kinetic Kollision!! During the fray Xbox has gotten out of the turnbuckle but is met with a brutal double clothesline. The Young Guns lock in their finishing move "The Walls Are Closing In" with great difficulty, but Xbox taps like a little bitch.
Winners and Still Tag Team Champions The Young Guns
King: Young Guns should be called the Legend Killers.
Cole: Taken
King: exExecutioners
We cut in again to see AJ and Spike looking for MGK in the lobby room.
God damnit we could have been gone like an hour ago, where is that bastard?
I have half a mind to whoop his ass when we find his a-
Suddenly, a crew worker runs up to AJ and Spike, looking distressed and exhausted.
Yo?
Crew Worker: Guys, you gotta come... found MGK... something bad's happened...
Wait wait, what?
Crew Worker: They found MGK... you'd better come.
AJ and Spike follow the Crew Worker out of the building, and into the parking lot. They go further into the parking lot, only to see a bunch of people, XHF Superstars, some bystanders, and XHF staff, crowded around in a circle, all of them looking very grim. AJ and Spike push their way through.
Get the fuck out of the way... oh shit...
AJ and Spike make it to the center of the circle... where MGK is laying flat on his back, arms spready out, completely busted open, and seemingly unconcious.
What the fuck happened!?!?
Give him some room fuckers, back up!!
AJ and Spike shove some of the bystanders back as paramedics attend to MGK. Behind the crowd, we see a car, not sure whose, but there is a huge hole in the side window, where it looks like MGK's head was smashed through. The scene is very grotesqe, as there are also peices of cinder block laying around MGK's head, broken up. An ambulance pulls into the parking lot after a few minutes, and the paramedics gently begin to load MGK onto a stretcher. AJ and Spike hop into the ambulance after MGK is loaded, and it takes off.
Cole: Who the hell could have done this?
King: Apparently someone who hates cars...
Cole: What?
King: Why else would they have used MGK as a battering ram to shatter that window? Personally I think keying the car is a lot less messy.
Cole: Whoever did this, I'm sure that wasn't their intention.They wanted to take MGK out of commission and it looks like that's exactly what they did.
*"Bloodwork" by 36 Crazyfists kick up and out comes Goldbear trotting down to the ring. He then slides in and looks around the arena. He then let's out a thunderous roar as drool drips from his jaws.*
*Rancid's "Brad Logan" blasts as the XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion, Nelly Angel, runs from the back with his belt on to the ring, high-fiving as many fans as he can.*
*Bell Rings*
Both men....er...bears.....er....mammals being to circle the ring, waiting to see who will make the first move. Eventually, Goldbear lunges forward with a swipe of his paw, which Nelly just barely dodges. Nelly counters by running to the ropes and bouncing off with a drop kick that takes Goldbear down to the mat. Nelly then goes to get Goldbear in a headlock, but cant get his arms around goldbears massive bear neck, so Goldbear easily overpowers him. Now, the tables have turned, as Nelly is on the ground, whereas Goldbear is on his feet with the advantage. Goldbear raises his paws in the air and lets out a viscious roar, which scares Nelly into near panic. Goldbear doesnt move, but instead tilts forward, falling right onto Nelly with a loud crash. Nelly lets out a moaning "Oof" as Goldbear picks himself back up. Goldbear looks to do it again, but Nelly rolls away at hte last second and springs to his feet, hitting Goldbear with a thundering Dropkick to the head. Goldbear whines in pain as Nelly goes to get the ladder outside the ring. Nelly looks around the ring and eventually sees it. He goes to pick it up, but just then, out of nowhere, goldbear is outside the ring, and kicks Nelly in the gut. He the picks Nelly up and hits him with a brainbuster outside the ring! Nelly is holding his neck in pain as Goldbear now picks up the ladder. Goldbear stomps once on the ladder, and the sound of cracking is either the sound of the ladder, or of Nellys ribs cracking, but either way, Nelly is screaming in pain. Goldbear now looks around for another way to hurt Nelly, and climbs back into the ring. While Nelly is still under the ladder, Goldbear slowly climbs to the top turnbuckle.
King: Oh...My...God...
Cole: Will he? Can He?
He does! Goldbear jumps off the top turnbuckle for a huge Body....er...Bearsplash onto Nelly!
Cole: He'll Kill him! How can Nelly Survive this!?
King: How do we have time to talk during a 2 second fall?
Cole: ...I don't know...
Nelly moves out from under the ladder in time, as Goldbear crashes into the remaining ladder with tremendous force. Goldbear lets out a humungous whine as he rolls off of the now crushed ladder. Nelly looks over the ladder and realizes that its now completely useless. He throws it down in frustration, which was a good idea, as Goldbear was starting to make his way up, but now the ladder hits him in the head, knocking him to the floor again. Nelly now looks around for another ladder under the ring, but comes up with nothing. He looks like he is getting incresingly frustrated.
Cole: Where's the backup ladders? dont they have like 5 of those things under that ring?
King: Well, they wouldve, but I needed somewhere to hide the dead hookers...
Cole: ...what?
King: What?
Nelly scrounges whatever he can from under the ring, which includes a breifcase, a cardboard box, an old television, a dead hooker, a slab of cow loin, a soap box, and a metal Rake. He one by one throws all these things into the ring and then makes his way back into the ring as well. Meanwhile, goldbear is slowly stirring. Nelly looks over all the things he has and eventually puts the soapbox into the middle of the ring. He then puts the old television on top of it, followed by the breifcase, dead hooker, the cow loin, and then the cardboard box. He tries desperately to keep them all stable as he starts to climb his way up them...meanwhile, Goldbear is to his feet, and now in the ring. He slowly stalks up on Nelly and lashes back a tremendous swing of his paw......WHAP! Goldbear steps on the metal rake, causeing him to stop in his tracks and slowly fall backwards. His causes the ring to shake violently, making Nellys tower of random crap start to collapse. Nelly balances himself and the stuff stays still. He catches his breath and then reaches for Bonnie Jenkins hand.
Cole: DO IT, NELLY!
King: Noo!
*His hand slips through Bonnies and he almost falls but regains his balance. Just then a muscular black man slides into the ring and shoves the tower of crap over and sends Nelly Angel to the mat! Nelly crashes jaw first into the ropes and he stumbles back and turns around. STUNNER! The black man hits a stunner on Nelly Angel! Security rushes the ring and the black man slides out of the ring just in time and escapes through the barricade. Security chases after him through the audience as James Mueller slides into the ring with another ladder. He props the ladder up and helps Goldbear up too. Mueller gets under Goldbear and starts helping him up the ladder. Goldbear hugs onto Bonnie and takes her off of the lift!
Winner Goldbear
Cole: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING! THANKS TO SOME MYSTERIOUS STRANGER AND MUELLER, GOLDBEAR WALKS AWAY THE WINNER!
King: Woooooooooooooooooo!
*Mueller and Goldbear with Bonnie draped over his shoulder walk up the ramp as Nelly tries to push himself up. Nelly stumbles to his feet then into the ropes facing Mueller. Mueller smirks and points to Nelly as Nelly glares Mongo then takes back Bonnie and waves his finger at Goldbear before disappearing again. Then we fade to black.
*Instead of the normal Pyro opening we open up to Commissioner Mueller making his way down the hallway, talking on his cell phone.
: Well I just wanted to know man Yes Yeah, if you can ahem Insure us a victory tonight Alright, man. See you later.
*Mueller hangs up his phone smirking as Goldbear joins him by his side. Mueller pets him on the head and they walk past the camera
*BOOM! The opening Pyro pyros shoot off like eight bitches in a bitch boat. The crowd goes frickin crazy and were living it up like its 1999.
Cole: Im Michael Cole and with me once again is King!
King: and welcome to a very small Pyro!
Cole: Compare to Gastro, indeed it is. But that wont stop the xtreme action we have here tonight.
King: Lets kick it off then, shall we?
*The stage lights turn to an emerald green as Three Doors Down's "Kryptonite" begins to play over the speakers. As the lights green lights flicker the curtain is thrown back and Kris Quake steps through with a water bottle in hand. Kris Quake holds his arms out to show off his bare chest but then takes a sip of his water. Kris then spits the water in the air and then starts heading for the ring. Kris slowly walks up the steps then walks along the ropes and turns to the crowd and takes another sip of water before pouring it over his head and then spitting water into the air again. Kris Quake then slowly moves into the ring as the music fades.
Cole: Triple Quake is quickly becoming one of biggest stars today.
King: He hasnt proven much to me, Cole. Hes not all that and a bag of chips.
Cole: .and?
*The camera's go around a bit, as the guitar to the song "Show Me A Sign" by Breaking Point starts to play over the PA system. The crowd cheer's through the arena, as the lights have flickered out a bit and blue lights have taken the place! All of the fans continue looking through the arena, trying to get a glimpse of William Spencer.
Could you give me just some kind of sign
To let me know that I'm not wasting my time
I just need a reason to believe
All of the fans continue looking around, with all the flickering blue lights finally stopping except for a single light continuing to go through. Camera's circle a bit, seeming to go a bit out of control before locking on one side of the arena. William Spencer is not seen on that side though. They continue their search, with blue fireworks shooting out from all four turnbuckles!
I've lost all visibility, 'cause I can't see
Just what you mean, by what you're telling me
Should I stay or go, do you even know
It's all a riddle to me
The music continues playing in the background, as the fans are still screaming for one of their favorites. The former United States Champion is still not being seen from any member of the crowd! The camera looks towards another side of the arena, but he is still not out there. Fans keep cheering, growing more anxious to see William Spencer now.
Show me a sign and give me reason to believe
Don't waste my time, just give me some kind of sign
Show me a sign and give me reason to believe
Before this all just fades away.
The camera finally looks towards the third direction, and in the darkness a singapore cane can be seen being held up through the crowd! The blue spotlight circles its way over there, and stops right over William Spencer. With his free hand, he starts to high five some of the fans, and lowers the singapore cane finally. A bit of a smirk is on his face now, as he looks out towards the crowd. He nods his head a bit, before starting to make his way slowly through the crowd, with his singapore cane sliding behind him.
Would you tell me 'cause I can't read your mind
I'm so lost but it's not that hard to find
I know exactly what you need
William continues high fiving some of the fans along his way, slowly reaching the middle of the steps through the arena. William lifts the singapore cane high into the air, with a smile coming over his face! He nods his head before bringing it down a bit, and a thunderous crack from the singapore cane rings through the arena! All the fans shout with a "Whoo!" hearing that entire crack of the singapore cane through the audience! William Spencer brings the now half broken weapon of his into the air, and looks out at the fans spinning a bit, as he goes down the steps little by little during this time also.
It's become quite evident, just what you meant
I need to vent, well here's my two cents
Don't leave me hanging on if you know its wrong
It's all a riddle to me
William now starts going through the crowd more quickly, and high fives a lot of them along his way. He reaches the barricade, and glances at some of the people near it before he comes to the top of it. He stands perched on the barricade, before bringing one leg off and grasps the ends of the singapore cane and breaking it over his knee! He tosses them quickly behind him, and some of the fans start to try and grab at them quickly, with William now coming down from the barricade and sliding underneath the bottom rope to get inside the ring. As he is on the mat, he uses his hands to push himself up to his feet.
Show me a sign and give me reason to believe
Don't waste my time, just give me some kind of sign
Show me a sign and give me reason to believe
Before this all just fades away.
William goes from each side of the ring, to the other raising a single left arm into the air. Each time it is lifted, blue fireworks shoot out from the turnbuckles again. The song starts drawing to a close, as William Spencer now looks out at the crowds again. All the smoke clears from the fireworks slowly, drifting up to the top of the building, and William leans against one post looking out at his fans. A bit of a smile on his face, as he takes a few deep breathes waiting for the start of his match.
Cole: William Spencer is back once again!
King: Once again? Youre frontin [Nah, Bro, he keep coming back like zombies in those old 1940s movies.
Triple Quake vs. William Spencer
*The bell rings and Triple Quake stands there and looks to the crowd mocking them. He points to William Spencer who starts to sneak up on him. Triple Quake then turns and charges right into William Spencer and starts furiously punching him. William Spencer leans back then shoves Triple Quake off of him. Quake flies back maybe five feet but lands on his feet and charges again. Spencer ducks down and flips Quake onto his back. Spencer goes for an early sharpshooter but Quake pulls his legs in and flips Spencer on his back using his feet. Both are up at the same time and Quake smacks some spit out of Spencer Spencer then punches Quake over the head. He grabs Quake by the head and punches him again. He then knees Quake in the stomach and locks up his head, and hits Quake with a suplex. Spencer gets up to his feet and pulls Quake up. Quake kicks Spencer in the knee and elbows Spencer in the face. He then chops him across the chest. Quake then headlocks Spencer.
Cole: Quake with a headlock
King: Did you know the headlock was invented in 240 B.C. in Rome?
Cole: yes.
King: Fooled you, you fucking liar.
*Spencer gets up against the ropes and pushes Quake off. Quake runs to the ropes and jumps over Spencer who lays against the ground. Spencer gets back up and hits a powerslam on Quake! Quake holds his back in pain as Spencer gets to his knee. He pulls up Quake with him and grabs him by the head. Spencer then pats Quake on the bat and hits a DDT to the mat. Spencer gets up again and raises his arms in the air to the cheers of the crowd. Quake then spins around and kicks Spencer out from under with his leg. Quake is up to his feet and grabs Spencers leg and locks in a single-leg boston crab apple on Spencer. Spencer yells in pain and reaches for the ropes. With his free leg and starts kicking at Quakes legs, but Quake just drops to one knee and it ends up applying more pressure on Spencer. Spencer scrambles for the ropes with his arms and touches one, but cant grab hold. Spencer reaches out far enough and goes to drop his hand over it but Quake pulls Spencer even further into the ring! Spencer starts rolling around and finally spins Quake over and onto his ass. Spencer then kicks up and hits Quake in the jaw, finally getting free.
Cole: Spencer finds a way!
King: He was close, Cole! He almost tapped!
*Spencer gets to his feet, limping a bit. Quake is up as well. Spencer limps a bit then takes a huge step and knocks Quake down with a hard punch to his forehead. Quake is back up easily and Spencer knees him in the gut. Spencer locks up with Quake and goes for a Double-Arm DDT. Quake doesnt go down and instead pulls Spencer off the ground and finally pulls back and slams Spencer into the mat with a modified suplex! A bridge pin, 12kickout is made. Spencer gets to his feet again and before Quake is up he slams Quake into the turnbuckle. He starts punching him over and over again but Quake then switches with him and starts kicking at Spencer. Spencer catches Quakes foot. Quake, hopping on his other foot, bends at his leg and springs himself and kicks Spencer right in the face with his other foot! Quake lands on his feet, bent over facing away from Spencer. Spencer comes stumbling out and grabs Quake by the abdomen. He pulls back and slams Quake back first into the turnbuckle with a release German Suplex!
King: Whos winning?
Cole: I cant tell, its too evenly matched!
*The crowd starts booing as if not on Spencers side, but theyre booing for Death Trap, who comes walking down to the ring. Instead of getting in Spencers grill he continues walking and heads towards the announcers table. Spencer gets to his knees and pushes himself up as Quake shakes his head trying to regain himself. Spencer stumbles around and grabs Quake by the head. Quake then hits a jawbreaker on Spencer! Spencer fumbles backwards and into the ropes. Quake charges and Spencer ducks down lifting Quake over the ropes. Quake turns himself in the air and lands on his feet facing Spencer. He jumps and springboards off of the ropes and lands on Spencers shoulders, hitting a hurricarana! Spencer rolls up onto his feet but then falls back down on his ass. Quake is up on his feet and signals that its time to end the match. Death Trap slides into the ring with a steel chair! He shoves Triple Quake out of the way and lifts the chair up, threatening to hit William Spencer!
Cole: Oh my God! Dont do it!
*The referee gets between Death Trap and his target and shoves him out of the way. He starts yelling to Death Trap to get out of his ring and grabs the chair and tosses it to the side of the ring, but it doesnt go out. He starts arguing Death Trap into the corner and Death Trap puts his hands up trying to defend himself and calm the referee down before he throws him out. Triple Quake grabs the chair though with the referees back turned and stalks William Spencer. William Spencer pulls himself up using the ropes but pays no attention to Triple Quake and just Death Trap whos getting yelled out. William Spencer then ducks down as Quake swings the chair down at him. It stops before it hits Spencer, instead hits off of the ropes, and smacks right into Triple Quake! Triple Quake drops the chair and tries to keep his balance. SPENCER WITH THE FINAL LIFE!!! Triple Quake is out cold! William Spencer goes for the pinfall! Death trap is out of the ring and the referee turns to them and starts the pin, 1. Wait a second. The referee heard the smack and he sees the chair! He starts pointing at William Spencer as if he hit Triple Quake with the chair! William Spencer argues back and the referee finally does it! Disqualified!!!
Winner by Disqualification Triple Quake
Cole: Whoa!! Bad move, ref!
King: I cant believe it!
*William Spencer spins around in anger and then really starts yelling at the referee. Death Trap backs up the ramp, grinning. Even though he didnt mean to end the match that way, he still accomplished something. William Spencer sends a death glare at Death Trap who laughs as he gets to the stage. William Spencer then points to him then points to Triple Quake. William Spencer grabs Triple Quake by the arm and lifts him up. He hits Quake with the Unframed! He makes an example out of Quake and he stands over him, still staring at Death Trap who just grins now
We cut to the backstage area, where AJ Phoenix and Spike Kane are hanging out backstage. They both have bags over their shoulders and look like they're about to leave the arena.
You ready man?
Yea bro, I'm ready, but have you seen MGK around? He's coming with us, right?
Yeah, he's the one driving. Last I heard he went to grab a beer, but that was like, ten minutes ago.
Wait hold up, so you're telling me we gotta wait for his ass to leave? Where the fuck is he?
I have no fuckin clue, probably off making out with Carli in the janitors closet or something.
Why, he's ashamed to do it in public?
No, but you can't really get naked in public can you?
You said-
Nevermind what I said, we need to find that idiot, before I lose my desire to get tanked.
You and I both know that's never gonna happen.
You've got a point...
AJ and Spike walk out of the locker room and begin to walk down the hallway, searching for MGK.
Cole: MGK is missing?
King: I guess so Hes going to miss getting crunk!
Cole: King, youre not black.
King: Shuddup, [Nah, Bro. I am straight outta Compton.
*A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swollows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Weither you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Weither you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this black hole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most ferocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at the Young Guns..."
*White pyros shoot up from the stage and white spotlights cycles around the darkened arena, as the beginning of "Attack" by 30 Seconds to Mars is heard over the PA system. The crowd gets to their feet booing the men who are about to come out, as huge blue flaming pyros shoot up off the stage. Suddenly The Young Guns, Venom and James Mueller, emerge from the back. Venom is wearing his trench vest with his wrestling gear, as James Mueller is wearing an American Eagle t-shirt and a pair of baggy torn-up blue jeans. James Mueller holds his arms up in the air, as Venom is walking back and forth on the top of the ring shouting words at the crowd, getting them more hyped up. Venom continues to walk down the ramp screaming at the crowd, as James Mueller holds his arms up, as he walks backwards down the ramp, staring at the booing crowd. James Mueller finally puts his arms down and turns towards the ring, and he and Venom slide into the ring. They both get to their feet and climb up the nearest corners, and climb up to the top rope. James Mueller once again does his taunt, as Venom begins to brush off his shoulders. Venom leaps off the second rope and takes his trench vest off, as James Mueller continues to taunt the crowd. James Mueller smirks at the crowd, as he gets off the second rope, and walks over to his partner. The two begin to talk strategy as they wait for their opponents.
King: YOUNG GUNS 4 LIFE!!!
Ken the Box and Xbox walk slide into get into the ring, after much trouble. The fans are cheering wildly at this use of the term "legendary" The Young Guns stand smirking.
Cole: OH MY GOD!!! ITS KEN THE FRICKIN BOX.
King: Oh my god! Your mom.
XHF Tag Team Championship
The Young Guns vs. Xbox & Ken the Box
Mueller and Venom look at each other smirking. Mueller nods and Venom stays in the ring as the XHF Commisioner goes to the apron. Xbox stays in and Ken the Box goes to the apron with much difficulty. Venom circles around Xbox. Xbox moves forwards towards Venom with a clothesline but misses. Venom jumps backwards and lands on his back as if he had got hitten. Mueller begins to slap the turnbuckle laughing. Xbox looks confused but bounces off the ropes and falls forwards to splash onto Venom, but Venom rolls out the way. Xbox falls to the matt and begins to struggle as he cannot get up. The ref moves to help Xbox, but Venom pushes the ref out of the way.
Cole: The Young Guns never had a good attitude towards the referee.
King: The referees just try to keep the black man down, Cole.
Cole: King. Shut the fuck up!
Venom kicks Xbox into the turnbuckle. Xbox is quite stuck, but now has the chance to use the ropes. Venom picks up Xbox and wedges, yes WEDGES him into the turnbuckle. Venom tags in Mueller. The two walk to the turnbuckle before stomping the hell out of Xbox. Ken in the Box runs into the ring, after spending several minutes trying to get in. He runs at Venom and Mueller who duck under him and then execute a double superkick. A taunt towards TXD. Venom climbs the ropes to the apron and Mueller runs towards the ropes, both men execute their individual moves (lionsault, slingshot legdrop) Kinetic Kollision!! During the fray Xbox has gotten out of the turnbuckle but is met with a brutal double clothesline. The Young Guns lock in their finishing move "The Walls Are Closing In" with great difficulty, but Xbox taps like a little bitch.
Winners and Still Tag Team Champions The Young Guns
King: Young Guns should be called the Legend Killers.
Cole: Taken
King: exExecutioners
We cut in again to see AJ and Spike looking for MGK in the lobby room.
God damnit we could have been gone like an hour ago, where is that bastard?
I have half a mind to whoop his ass when we find his a-
Suddenly, a crew worker runs up to AJ and Spike, looking distressed and exhausted.
Yo?
Crew Worker: Guys, you gotta come... found MGK... something bad's happened...
Wait wait, what?
Crew Worker: They found MGK... you'd better come.
AJ and Spike follow the Crew Worker out of the building, and into the parking lot. They go further into the parking lot, only to see a bunch of people, XHF Superstars, some bystanders, and XHF staff, crowded around in a circle, all of them looking very grim. AJ and Spike push their way through.
Get the fuck out of the way... oh shit...
AJ and Spike make it to the center of the circle... where MGK is laying flat on his back, arms spready out, completely busted open, and seemingly unconcious.
What the fuck happened!?!?
Give him some room fuckers, back up!!
AJ and Spike shove some of the bystanders back as paramedics attend to MGK. Behind the crowd, we see a car, not sure whose, but there is a huge hole in the side window, where it looks like MGK's head was smashed through. The scene is very grotesqe, as there are also peices of cinder block laying around MGK's head, broken up. An ambulance pulls into the parking lot after a few minutes, and the paramedics gently begin to load MGK onto a stretcher. AJ and Spike hop into the ambulance after MGK is loaded, and it takes off.
Cole: Who the hell could have done this?
King: Apparently someone who hates cars...
Cole: What?
King: Why else would they have used MGK as a battering ram to shatter that window? Personally I think keying the car is a lot less messy.
Cole: Whoever did this, I'm sure that wasn't their intention.They wanted to take MGK out of commission and it looks like that's exactly what they did.
*"Bloodwork" by 36 Crazyfists kick up and out comes Goldbear trotting down to the ring. He then slides in and looks around the arena. He then let's out a thunderous roar as drool drips from his jaws.*
*Rancid's "Brad Logan" blasts as the XHF Junior Heavyweight Champion, Nelly Angel, runs from the back with his belt on to the ring, high-fiving as many fans as he can.*
*Bell Rings*
Both men....er...bears.....er....mammals being to circle the ring, waiting to see who will make the first move. Eventually, Goldbear lunges forward with a swipe of his paw, which Nelly just barely dodges. Nelly counters by running to the ropes and bouncing off with a drop kick that takes Goldbear down to the mat. Nelly then goes to get Goldbear in a headlock, but cant get his arms around goldbears massive bear neck, so Goldbear easily overpowers him. Now, the tables have turned, as Nelly is on the ground, whereas Goldbear is on his feet with the advantage. Goldbear raises his paws in the air and lets out a viscious roar, which scares Nelly into near panic. Goldbear doesnt move, but instead tilts forward, falling right onto Nelly with a loud crash. Nelly lets out a moaning "Oof" as Goldbear picks himself back up. Goldbear looks to do it again, but Nelly rolls away at hte last second and springs to his feet, hitting Goldbear with a thundering Dropkick to the head. Goldbear whines in pain as Nelly goes to get the ladder outside the ring. Nelly looks around the ring and eventually sees it. He goes to pick it up, but just then, out of nowhere, goldbear is outside the ring, and kicks Nelly in the gut. He the picks Nelly up and hits him with a brainbuster outside the ring! Nelly is holding his neck in pain as Goldbear now picks up the ladder. Goldbear stomps once on the ladder, and the sound of cracking is either the sound of the ladder, or of Nellys ribs cracking, but either way, Nelly is screaming in pain. Goldbear now looks around for another way to hurt Nelly, and climbs back into the ring. While Nelly is still under the ladder, Goldbear slowly climbs to the top turnbuckle.
King: Oh...My...God...
Cole: Will he? Can He?
He does! Goldbear jumps off the top turnbuckle for a huge Body....er...Bearsplash onto Nelly!
Cole: He'll Kill him! How can Nelly Survive this!?
King: How do we have time to talk during a 2 second fall?
Cole: ...I don't know...
Nelly moves out from under the ladder in time, as Goldbear crashes into the remaining ladder with tremendous force. Goldbear lets out a humungous whine as he rolls off of the now crushed ladder. Nelly looks over the ladder and realizes that its now completely useless. He throws it down in frustration, which was a good idea, as Goldbear was starting to make his way up, but now the ladder hits him in the head, knocking him to the floor again. Nelly now looks around for another ladder under the ring, but comes up with nothing. He looks like he is getting incresingly frustrated.
Cole: Where's the backup ladders? dont they have like 5 of those things under that ring?
King: Well, they wouldve, but I needed somewhere to hide the dead hookers...
Cole: ...what?
King: What?
Nelly scrounges whatever he can from under the ring, which includes a breifcase, a cardboard box, an old television, a dead hooker, a slab of cow loin, a soap box, and a metal Rake. He one by one throws all these things into the ring and then makes his way back into the ring as well. Meanwhile, goldbear is slowly stirring. Nelly looks over all the things he has and eventually puts the soapbox into the middle of the ring. He then puts the old television on top of it, followed by the breifcase, dead hooker, the cow loin, and then the cardboard box. He tries desperately to keep them all stable as he starts to climb his way up them...meanwhile, Goldbear is to his feet, and now in the ring. He slowly stalks up on Nelly and lashes back a tremendous swing of his paw......WHAP! Goldbear steps on the metal rake, causeing him to stop in his tracks and slowly fall backwards. His causes the ring to shake violently, making Nellys tower of random crap start to collapse. Nelly balances himself and the stuff stays still. He catches his breath and then reaches for Bonnie Jenkins hand.
Cole: DO IT, NELLY!
King: Noo!
*His hand slips through Bonnies and he almost falls but regains his balance. Just then a muscular black man slides into the ring and shoves the tower of crap over and sends Nelly Angel to the mat! Nelly crashes jaw first into the ropes and he stumbles back and turns around. STUNNER! The black man hits a stunner on Nelly Angel! Security rushes the ring and the black man slides out of the ring just in time and escapes through the barricade. Security chases after him through the audience as James Mueller slides into the ring with another ladder. He props the ladder up and helps Goldbear up too. Mueller gets under Goldbear and starts helping him up the ladder. Goldbear hugs onto Bonnie and takes her off of the lift!
Winner Goldbear
Cole: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING! THANKS TO SOME MYSTERIOUS STRANGER AND MUELLER, GOLDBEAR WALKS AWAY THE WINNER!
King: Woooooooooooooooooo!
*Mueller and Goldbear with Bonnie draped over his shoulder walk up the ramp as Nelly tries to push himself up. Nelly stumbles to his feet then into the ropes facing Mueller. Mueller smirks and points to Nelly as Nelly glares Mongo then takes back Bonnie and waves his finger at Goldbear before disappearing again. Then we fade to black.