House Show: Bend, OR
Mar 19, 2023 23:13:55 GMT -5
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Bend, Oregon
Midtown Ballroom
Gate: 1,010
Randy Candy vs. Steve Awesome
Midtown Ballroom
Gate: 1,010
Randy Candy vs. Steve Awesome
Out of the lock up, Randy Candy grabbed a hammerlock. Awesome fought out of it into a wristlock by Candy. Awesome cut him off into a headlock handstand. Steve Awesome irish whipped him into the corner and then running kneed him in the stomach. He shot him to the other side of the ring and came in with a stinger splash. Then, Dirk van Thijmen’s wife, Mickie Fury appeared at the top of the ramp, observing the match. Steve Awesome tried to slap Randy, but Candy ducked it and rolled Awesome into the ropes with a bridging backroll press where Awesome kicked out at two. Randy Candy shot him into the corner but Steve jumped to the top turnbuckle and backflips into an Awesome-Sault. He wrapped up his arms in a rings of saturn he calls EveryBody's Favorite Submission Hold aka the EFSH, and Candy nodded that he was giving up. Steve Awesome began walking up the aisle, offering his tender loving to Mickie Fury. She backs off, telling Awesome no thanks; but he is incredulous. He lists off the ways he is better than Dirk van Thijmen to a disinterested Mickie Fury before she disappears with Steve Awesome hot on her tail.
Simon Cruise vs. Biker Daddy
Simon Cruise kept Biker Daddy off balance with a series of arm drags, until Biker Daddy was able to snap mare Cruise over into a headlock. Cruise pushed him off into the corner and then squashed him with a hip attack. Daddy staggered out of the corner into a Bitchin Dropkick. Simon Cruise climbed to the top turnbuckle and a fan tossed him a surfboard. He dived off the top, landing on the surfboard in midair, and landing on Biker Daddy's back. Simon Cruise tries to surf him like he's water, but Biker Daddy grabs the bottom rope. He pulled Biker Daddy up but he punched Cruise in the stomach, and smashed his face into the turnbuckle. Biker Daddy leaped off the top rope to hit Cruise with a flying clothesline. Simon Cruise countered a suplex attempt with the Carnival Cruise three snap suplexes in a row, with the last one being a bridging pin attempt for the win.
Scorpion vs. Dirk “Glorious Wolf” van Thijmen
Scorpion caught van Thijmen with a Japanese arm drag and climbs to the top rope and leapt off the top rope with his whisper in the wind known as Fart in the Ring, but Van Thijmen hit him in mid-air with a tornado kick. He grabbed him by his hair and threw Scorpion across the ring, but Steve Awesome started walking down to the ring with a smirk. Dirk van Thijmen double underhook suplexed Scorpion and climbed to the top turnbuckle. He caught Scorpion with a beautiful flying dropkick. Glorious Wolf saw Awesome, and warned him to stay away, but the distraction allowed Scorpion to catch him from behind with a russian leg sweep. Scorpion climbed to the top rope while Steve Awesome approached van Thijmen’s wife Mickie Fury. Steve started pointing at his abs, and making his pecs bounce, trying to impress the married Fury, Mickie tried to keep her distance as Scorpion pulled van Thijmen up into a wheelbarrow, but van Thijmen reversed it into a DDT for the win. He saw Steve Awesome hitting on his wife and made a beeline towards him as Awesome backed off back to the locker room. Dirk asks Mickie what happened and she seemed to get annoyed and left Dirk at ringside.
Dutch Boy vs. Alexander Von Blankenship
Alexander Von Blankenship came down to the ring with Russian internet sensation Hasbulla, AVB’s partner on MTV’s The Challenge. AVB rolled into the ring and immediately poked Dutch Boy in the eye before the bell, and then took over on him with chops. AVB then tattooed him with the Ordained superkick to Hasbulla’s delight. He irish whipped him into the ropes but Dutch Boy came back with a flying headscissors takedown. The mohawked Dutch Boy pulled out a cord from the boxed shorts he wears to the ring, and started choking AVB. Hasbulla alerted Richie Richardson, who listened to the celebrity and disqualified Dutch Boy. The Sheik ran down to the ring and smashed AVB with a chair, and Dutch Boy started kicking and stomping him. The Sheik got a few stomps in as well, then turned and looked at Dutch Boy for a second before blasting him with the chair, bending the frame. The Sheik turned and looked at Hasbulla who begged off, backing away right into Malcolm Xavier Graves. MXG puts Hasbulla’s hands in zip ties and dragged the little person away, kicking and screaming.
Tuxedo Mask vs. The Martian
As soon as the bell rang, The Martian tried to hit Tuxedo Mask with a running knee but Tux avoided it and countered with a springboard moonsault. Tux irish whipped The Martian into the corner so hard he fell, and then cartwheeled into a handspring into a Tuxbuster. Tux seemed taken aback by the venom of the fans for turning on Kilroy with chants of “Tux Sux!” but tried to block it out. He hit pulled The Martian up and ran up the turnbuckles into an acid drop and then applied a Tuxmission mexican surfboard with a dragon sleeper and got the tap out from The Martian. Tommy Milligan helped The Martian to his feet, and Tux came over to check and see if he’s OK. Tuxedo Mask suddenly dropped The Martian with The Bad Touch diamond cutter and then pointed at the camera. He reapplied The Tuxmission to thunderous boos, bending The Martian in half. He only released The Tuxmission when Kilroy Evans ran down to the ring, sending Tux running for the locker room.
Kalmin Watts & Little Dragon
vs.
“El Exotico” Joey Little Horse & Tyrone The Love Doctor
vs.
“El Exotico” Joey Little Horse & Tyrone The Love Doctor
Kalmin Watts grabbed a side headlock, but Joey Little Horse escaped with a single leg takedown into a reverse chinlock with a bodyscissors. Watts slipped out of it into a go behind takedown, and then floated over into another headlock. He tagged in fellow collegiate champion, Little Dragon, who continued with a side headlock of his own, into a takedown. Little Horse pulled Dragon’s mask into a chinlock of his own, and then tagged in Tyrone. Tyrone applied the Ooh La La stomach claw, but Little Dragon lit him up with punches and kicks, bloodying the Love Doctor’s nose. Little Dragon pulled him in by the arm into a rainmaker lariat and then tagged Kalmin Watts back in. Kalmin Watts shot Tyrone into the ropes and then hit him in the chest with an Oklahoma Hammer. He applied The Sooner Squeeze bodyscissors and Joey Little Horse ran in to try to break it up, but Little Dragon caught him from behind with his DSD backstabber off the top rope. Tyrone had no choice but to tap out to The Sooner Squeeze for very popular Kalmin Watts and Little Dragon’s first win as a team.
Dana “The Drone” Daniels vs. Cross Recoba
Early on, Recoba scooped Marty Donovan’s first wrestling student Dana Daniels up into a shoulderbreaker, followed by an immediate leaping reverse STO. He climbed to the top turnbuckle and then came crashing down with a flying elbow. Recoba hopped onto the middle of the top rope, and showed incredible balance by staying up there long enough for the older Dana Daniels to get to his feet, before a gorgeous turnaround springboard dropkick. He irish whipped him but The Drone reversed it and shot Recoba into the turnbuckles. Dana came in with a corner hip attack, but missed and Cross Recoba hit him with a running knee attack in the corner. He hit an osaka street cutter on Daniels and then scooped him up on his shoulder. Cross Recoba drove Dana Daniels’ head into the mat with his jumping spinning tombstone known as Up All Night in Dakota for the pinfall. Afterwards, Cross Recoba applied Garibaldi's Guillotine on Dana Daniels trying to get his trainer Marty Donovan to come down and save him but no one came. Hardkore Timekeeper Carl Valentine Jr. rang the bell over and over while Recoba broke Daniels in half with Garibaldi's Guillotine but no sign of Marty. Recoba finally left in disgust, while they stretchered Dana Daniels out of the ring.
Non-Title Match
The Hurricane vs. The Sheik
The Sheik took on newly crowned Palm Springs Outlaw Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion Hurricane in the first part of the double main event in a non-title match, as Hardkore World does not recognize such a lowly mudshow’s hunk of junk belt. Hurricane initially received a warm welcome from the crowd, but some Hardkore loyalists began chanting “You Sold Out!” A confused Hurricane took the house microphone and explained that at this stage of his career he would take any booking he could get, ending with his famous “WHASSUPWITDAT!?” catch phrase to get the crowd back on his side. Unfortunately, The Sheik was not into catch phrases this night, and his opening move was a chair across the teeth. Sheik scooped him up and dropped him on his head with a michinoku driver II. The Hurricane was fighting for his life in there, and when The Sheik irish whipped him into the corner, he cut him off with a european uppercut. The Hurricane climbed to the top turnbuckle, but Malcolm Xavier Graves pushed him off, landing on the mat below. MXG slid a ladder into the ring, and The Sheik gave Hurricane an Arabian facebuster leg drop with the chair. Sheik laid the ladder over top of Hurricane and climbed to the top turnbuckle before jumping off with a moonsault on the ladder, squashing Hurricane underneath. The Sheik applied The Last Crusade camel clutch and got the PSOW World Heavyweight Champion to submit. Alexander Von Blankenship came down to the ring, demanding the return of Hasbulla when suddenly the lights went out. When they came back on, Hasbulla was suspended over the ring, yelling for AVB's help. Von Blankenship ran to the ring but the lights went out again. When the lights returned, Hasbulla was gone.
Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship Match
Disney’s Marty Donovan vs. Moondog Dook