Post by Jonnie Valentine on Jun 15, 2023 18:17:13 GMT -5
("How the Gods Kill" by Danzig plays and a video montage plays of Hardkore World's 18 year history. Cyrus Williams hits Andrew Karnage with The Blackout...Tarrasque chokeslams Big Brute ACE off of a balcony to the floor below...Rad Rick pulls back on a scorpion deathlock on Dragon Kimura...Ace Kilcannon drops "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson on the back of his head with The Kill...Bronco Guerillo comes off on with a rana off the second turnbuckle on Rad Rick...Adrian Faust nails Death Gojira with a Helldriver...Fidel "Che" Gueverra throws powder in Bronco Guerillo's eyes...Rated X hits Ghandi the Butcher with The Unabomber...Kentaro Korose hits Kuala Hala with a facebreaker deathkick...Matthew X flaming thumper heart punches Quasimoto Jones..."Deathstryke" Cyan Komar hits San Diego Strangler with The Deathstryke...Sadiopath pins "Nightmare" Stormy Sommers with a sadioplex...Devon Stevens hits Bobby Nowa with a Zero Grav Leg Drop...Rally Jackson puts Adrian Faust through a press table with a cradle piledriver...Tosh Marley tiger drivers Matthew X...Ace Kilcannon comes off the rope with a springboard DDT on El Hombre Murcie'Lago...Reverand Gozo Shioda nails Ace Kilcannon with a crucifix ganso bomb...Tuxedo Mask executes a gorgeous corkscrew 450 splash on "Sweet" Richard Romero..."Sexy" Anjanette Turner bending Makoto Jupiter in half with a scorpion deathlock with a crossface...Kilroy Evans drops from off the top of a cage with a crowbar across the chest of Death Gojira on a burning car...Tamara Sanchez delivering a crisp helicopter rana on Xyrynth onto a chair...The Miracle Violence Combination II giving Tarrasque a Shotgun Suplex...Cobryn gives Robert Hunglestien III The Answer 2005...Lonewolf McNeely gets a running start and jumps into the Scent of Destruction diamond cutter but Big Bad Bill reverses it into a reverse DDT faceplant off the second rope...Lucifer Jones gives Devon Stevens a London Air Raid off the top rope through a table on the floor...Ayame "Phoenix" Tokugawa backflips off the cage, catching Brandi on the top turnbuckle on the way down with a inverted FireBird DDT...Death Gojira puts the ladder over Cobryn's head in the corner with his chest in the turnbuckle, then jumps off the top turnbuckle on the long end, see sawing him into the audience....Kilroy Evans grabs Adrian Tanner Jr. on the apron and hits The Bad Touch...Vampira comes off the top rope with a shooting star press on Vagabond through a table on the floor then it fades into a graphic that reads "Hardkore America". The shot then fades out to The Gund Arena where the audience is cheering and holding up signs like "The Return of Cleveland's Son Robert Hunglestien III", "I Came For Lee Williams", "Tammy should break The Shock's Arm", "Stan, The Thunda Down Unda", "The Return of Cleveland's Son Rated X", "UCW", "Lucifer Jones is a Limey Twit", "Domino Needs To Keep the Beer Cold", "SWAT", and it's accompanying "TWAT" The camera then shows the ring ropes covered in spools of barbed wire. The camera fades out to Guillermo O'Bannon and Phil Blauer. Guillermo is dressed as Supreme Court justice John Roberts. Phil is dressed as a zombie woman with fish sticking out of his fake clevage and seaweed in his hair)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil who are you supposed to be?
Phil Blauer: Natalie Holloway.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Isn't that a little dated?
Phil Blauer: That's why it was cheap. I had 20 bucks and it was either this or John Kerry. Who blows $300 on a polyester suit your gonna throw out the next day? Besides it's not like NYPD Blue didn't go off the air like 5 years ago.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shows how much you know, I'm making 10 easy payments. Well fans, all the time for talkin is done.
Phil Blauer: Good, can I have the night off?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Welcome to the 8th Annual Hardkore Helloween! Tonight is the worst night of many wrestlers' lives. They just don't know it yet. There will be four falls count anywhere battle royals tonight.
Yolanda Ando: A little repetative, wouldn't you think? A lot like sex with Jonnie.
Phil Blauer: Definately! The winners of each royal, or as the French call it, royal...e', will team up, in a Strange Bedfellows Match.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, we told you in rehearsal that we weren't gonna call it that. Tom and Katie threatened to sue. They will tag team in a barbed wire match. The winning team will face in the Main Event to become the 2005 Hardkore Helloween Champion. They will also recieve a title match with the Hardkore World Champion.
Phil Blauer: I have one of those.
Guillermo O'Bannon: No, that's a rash.
Phil Blauer: I wondered why my World title shot made my balls itch so bad.
Matt Boone: (removes his retainer) Don't scratch, sir. My mom says that's how the nasties spread.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Also tonight, we have a battle royal among Hardkore World's best women wrestlers to see who will get a title shot with Ashley in Sacramento.
Phil Blauer: Uh...no we don't.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Come on, Phil. You act like I'm the one not going to the meetings.
Matt Boone: Sources close to the locker room say former Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Rally Jackson exposed himself to half the ladies locker room. Initial word stated he may have been drunk and a little depressed, stemming from being usurped as the alpha in Big Bad Bill's crew.
Phil Blauer: A "Doctor" Phil medical tip of the day, when you're feeling usurped try mixing your prescriptions with alcohol. It makes all the good your drugs do that much gooder.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn puts his Hardkore World Championship on the line against Death Gojira. Gojira defeated Cobryn in Hardkore Hall in a ladder match for the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship. Now Cobryn's got an even bigger championship, and Gojira hasn't got any less brutal.
Phil Blauer: Here's the thing with Cobryn. You can bleed him dry, {No Means No} his soul, and break his back in three places but he still seems to leave the building with his hand raised as the winner. Just like my ill-fated celebrity boxing match with Mary Kate Olson.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then Lucifer Jones is hooked to Syberus in a dog collar match for his Hardkore America title. Lucifer Jones sliced Syberus up with a razor before his match with "The Original" Zack Daniels.
Phil Blauer: If it weren't for Big Bad Bill and his ladies though, Zack Daniels could be sitting here with two titles instead of Biggie Sizing my fries.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, Syberus shouldn't have been in that condition to begin with. At any rate, Syberus will try and become a triple champion by defeating the White Chapel Horror. Then Ashley puts her newly won Hardkore World Championship belt on the line against Alley in a steel cage. Phil, you asked to do some personal research in this feud, take it away.
Phil Blauer: Thank you, Garrison. I don't know where to begin. Ashley and Alley had some substantial wars in Extreme World Wrestling but it all started back in a little fed known as the Ozark Wrestling Syndicate. They wrestled in a tag team known as Tit & Tat. Alley was called Tit because...
Guillermo O'Bannon: We get it, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Anywho, they mostly wrestled dark matches against kids fresh out of wrestling school. They didn't make much money but they kept one another warm at night, if you know what I mean?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone (dressed as a charimatic enigma): Slower, sir.
Phil Blauer: But eventually they got their big break. The promoter told them that they had a main event slot...wrestling a grizzly bear. Well, in the Ozarks, bears are more important than people. One ran for governer and everybody else dropped out...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, Phil...how much of this is true?
Phil Blauer: (scrolls through his index cards) Uh...oh, here it is: "I don't know where to begin."
Guillermo O'Bannon: You asked to do research for this match? What did you do this whole month?
Phil Blauer: Well, by "research" I meant, already know all about it. Once I started going through all those wrestling tapes I tell ya, have you ever had to sit through one of those things? Everybody thinks they're Joey Styles, screeching in high pitched voices and listing all the indy trivia about two beanpoles that have as much chance making it on TV as Law & Order: Tire Track Analysts.
Guillermo O'Bannon: You could have just given it back to me.
Phil Blauer: Blauers don't admit failure.
Yolanda Ando (dressed as Demolition Ax): What about that time you tried to...
Phil Blauer: Blauers don't admit impotence. They do, however, admit exuberence, and that's what I feel about our first match.
(Blauer and Boone high five)
Matt Boone: Good save, sir.
Phil Blauer: Blau-Dog's hot in Cleveland, like John Elway, Michael Jordan, and all those Yankees.
("Renegades of Funk" by Rage against the Machine hits and Soutter, James Fierce, The Shootfighter, Nathan Slater, Gavin Slater and Judge Death come down to the ring. Fierce is holding a chair. Soutter wearing his customary Hawaiian Shirt over the top of a KGB singlet)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The KGB has invaded Hardkore World and The Shootfighter was their first recruit. He's been busy as of late, feuding with Tatsuya Arakawa in Japan and the West Coast as well as coaching his protege Psychotic Goth to the Hardkore Britain Northern Tri Counties title. He recently lost a match in his native Thailand for the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Championship against Arakawa, so he'd love another shot at him as well as finally win the Hardkore World Championship after a decade in trying.
Phil Blauer: So I've been listening to Mortal Kombat for 10 years?
Guillermo O'Bannon: We all have. The Shootfighter has excelled in these types of matches and is the only wrestler to compete in all 10 Hardkore Helloweens!
Phil Blauer: What about you?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't count cause I'm not a wrestler and Joey Hagg did the first two.
Phil Blauer: I always hated Joey Hagg...(shakes his fist) house showin bastard!
Yolanda Ando: The Shootfighter wears knee length black wrestling tights, black wrestling boots, sharp studded forearm pads and a tight black robe with a red dragon on the back.
Guillermo O'Bannon: They also have High Maintenance in their control. Nathan Slater and Jonathan Richards stole the Hardkore World Tag Team titles, AGAIN, after losing a ladder match to The Un-Stable in Los Angeles.
Phil Blauer: You gotta watch those Aussies, they'll steal the cream filling out of your Oreos if your not careful. That's why I sit on mine for safekeeping.
Guillermo O'Bannon: They have a rematch in Hardkore Britain at the Birmingham NEC Center. But tonight, Slater is going into business for himself and looking to become the #1 contender to the Hardkore World Championship.
Yolanda Ando: Nathan Slater wears a unbuttoned black silk shirt and parachute red track pants with black wrestling boots that say "New Sensation".
(Soutter grabs the mic from Bill Kasal)
Soutter : "................. Its good to be back!"
(The Cleveland fans chant "Wel-come Back! Wel-come Back! Wel-come Back! Wel-come Back! Wel-come Back!")
Soutter : "That's right! The Suit is back! And this time i'm not alone!"
(Soutter points to Fierce ... "who are you" chant .... Fierce shakes his head mouthing a "you will find out". Soutter then points to The Shootfighter)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce has made himself a force to be reckoned with in SWAT, UCW: Warfare, HPWA, UWA, AWA, ACW, and the infamous PWA. Now he and Soutter bring the KGB to Hardkore World to give The Un-Stable and The House of Pain what they've been asking for. But tonight James Fierce is looking out for number one.
Phil Blauer: You don't hear alot of Red Hot Chili Peppers at a wrestling show. That's unfortunate. They finally legitimized walking around wearing nothing but a sock. They do it and they're rock stars. I do it and I'm in handcuffs.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I'm sorry I invited you to my friend's bar mitzvah, sir. It's my fault.
Phil Blauer: Damn straight!
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce and Soutter lost their UCW World Tag Team titles to Kilroy Evans and CK Panic, The Attbury Wrecking Crew in Ipswich, England. That loss also forced them to leave UCW, and come here to the sunny West Coast.
Phil Blauer: We're in Cleveland.
Yolanda Ando: James is in a tradition wrestling singlet. The singlet is red at the top and transitions into black towards the thighs. On the back of the singlet the letters “KGB” are written in black. During the introduction Fierce will wear a black and red warm up jacket that has Bandits written on the left breast and Fierce underneath.
Soutter : "Yeahop ..... The KGB ... Kross Global Bandits have just landed in Hardkore World ... that is once we get permission from our sweet mouth world champion .. .wouldn't want him thinking we were trying some "invasion" thingy or something ... seeing as he and the Society are the only ones around here allowed to start a stable."
"Ladies and Gentleman, before we get things underway. I would like to announce a special challenge tonight. It's time to liven things up around ... I am challenging anyone in that locker room to come down to the ring and accept my $5,000 Powerslam Challenge."
(The Gund Arena cheers)
Soutter: "That's right because I am Master of the Powerslam. The most lethal move in this business. A move with the like sof DDT's, Piledrivers and Figure Furs used to be both feared and recognised world wide. And soon all of you, wether your Kilroy Evans, Gojira, Rally Jackson or Matt Boone's piano teacher will fall under the sheer destruction of ... THE POWERSLAM! Here's the challenge, you allow me to powerslam anyone in the back, and if you can answer the five count, you win $5,000. But it ain't happenin'"
("Caught in a Mosh" by Anthrax plays and Blak Lung comes down to the ring)
Guillermo O'Bannon: It seems that Blak Lung has decided to accept the $5,000 Powerslam Challenge.
Phil Blauer: I get a 10% cut as his manager.
(Blak Lung slides under the barbed wire, The Shootfighter tries to stop him but Blak Lung punches him. The Shootfighter goes to punch back but Nathan Slater holds him back. Blak Lung stands eye to eye with Soutter)
Soutter: "I said CHALLENGE! Ok, you wanna be the first victim of 'Mr. Powerslam' Paul E. Soutter?? Sounds good turkey. Let me get ready."
Phil Blauer: Soutter going into his preperation session here.
(James Fierce stands the chair up and Soutter sits in it, removing his Hawaiian Shirt. Fierce rubs Soutter's shoulders while Soutter throws talcum powder all over his shoulders & hands for grip)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Is all this really neccesary?
Phil Blauer: The trick to the powerslam is grip, Guillermo. And falling down on a person.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter scoops Blak Lung up and makes a couple adjustments ... and then a couple more ... he's walking him around the ring, looking for the perfect spot.
Phil Blauer: Soutter makes a few more adjustments now.
(Soutter puts his finger in his mouth and then tests the wind. He then drops forward, crushing Blak Lung with his 428 pounds! The fans cheer and Soutter instructs Bill Kasal to start counting)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "1!"
(Blak Lung starts to stir)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "2!"
(Blak Lung pulls himself up by the ropes)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "3!"
(Soutter grabs the unfolded chair and cracks Blak Lung in the skull with it!! The Shootfighter shakes his head and Blak Lung drops like a bag of hammers. The Cleveland fans cheer wildly)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "4!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "5!"
Phil Blauer: Mr.Powerslam has done it!
(Soutter takes the microphone)
Soutter: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt him, but the powerslam knows no halfway switch. The powerslam is stronger than me. I am just it's vessel. (grabs Fierce by his jacket and shakes him) I'M JUST IT'S VESSEL, JAMES!!
(James consoles Soutter and tells him it's ok)
Soutter: Heed my word. Tonight is the beginning of the end for everyone in the locker room. Like some Stephen King villan that's nameless and invisible and can talk to you in to you in your head, the powerslam is like that. But it won't take you an entire summer to read the powerslam.
Just 5 seconds baby .... 5 seconds!
And i like it like that!
(Soutter hands the microphone to Bill Kasal and leaves the KGB in the ring)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to The Gund Arena. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine and Hardkore World present Hardkore Helloween! This match is a falls count anywhere barbed wire match. Featuring first, Representing Hardkore America; Originally from West by gawd Virginia, now hailing from Washington D.C.; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 255 pounds...'THE FEROCIOUS BANDIT' JAMES FIERCE!!! Representing Hardkore Britain, accompanied to the ring by his manager, Gavin Slater; From Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet; Weighing 222 pounds...'NEW SENSATION' NATHAN SLATER!!! And Representing Hardkore Nippon; accompanied to the ring by his manager, Judge Death; He hails from Bangkok, Thailand; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds...THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!! They are THE KGB!!!"
(The fans cheer. "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and Cleveland leaps to their feet. Rated X walks down to the ring with his dented chair with an "X" painted over it. The fans crane over the guardrail trying to slap his hand)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X comes back after nearly 5 years of inactivity. His last match here in Hardkore America was in 2001. He had a brief run in Tamara Sanchez's CWF Germany, feuding with Hardkore Jonnie Valentine.
Phil Blauer: Those Germans love them some leather masked guys. And World Domination through brutal genocide. But mostly leather masked guys.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The only knock against him back then was that he was banged up after his numerous feuds with Cyrus Williams, Ghandi the Butcher, Tarrasque, "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson, and Sycho Kid. Now he's well rested with his eyes set on the Hardkore World Championship.
Phil Blauer: I can't see his eyes through that thing. Can you?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: He's been busy with his wrestling school. He trained Hardkore America and Hardkore Britain star Blak Lung.
Phil Blauer: I wouldn't go around bragging about that.
Yolanda Ando: Rated X wears some black trunks & boots. He wears a black mask with a white X on it. His chest, arms, and back covered in Yakuza style tattoos.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to The Gund Arena. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine and Hardkore World present Hardkore Helloween! This match is a falls count anywhere barbed wire match. Featuring first, representing Hardkore America; From Parts Unknown, Ohio! (The Gund Arena cheers) Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds...RATED X!!
(Rated X raises his chair, standing on the second turnbuckle. "Go To Sleep" by Eminem, Obie Trice, and DMX plays and Stan "The Tank" Wilson steps out on the rampway with the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist. He jogs in place as the fans boo him)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson walks down to the ring with a maturity we rarely see among today's wrestler. He looks confident like we've never seen him. Dominating the wrestling scene over in Australia will do that for you.
Phil Blauer: I've seen that look before, it's the one that stares back at me in the mirror.
Yolanda Ando: That's shame.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan The Tank brutalized Cobryn all over that double cage in LA, but due to Microshocker, came up short. He's hoping to win this battle royal like he did to win the Hardkore America title to get another shot at him.
Yolanda Ando: Stan wears black leather trunks with the words "Big Tank" embroided on the back, and an image of a small tank on the front. Black elbow pad, as well as black wrist tape on the left arm. Black hand and wrist tape on The Chokeslam Hand. Black kneepads, with ankle length black leather boots to complete the outfit.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing SWAT; From Birmingham, Alabama; Standing 6 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 325 pounds; He is The Current SWAT World Heavyweight Champion...STAN 'THE TANK' WILSON!!!"
(The Gund Arena boos Stan Wilson, then Johnny Lee Harley walks out to no music, just screaming various obscenities. He has the Hardkore Nippon Grand Championship title around his waist and the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belt around his waist. He swings his lariot around & round while spraying tobacco juice all over. Cleveland Brown's wide reciever Braylon Edwards takes exception to having chaw sprayed on him. Harley threatens him with his branding iron)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Lee Harley was victorious in the wargames match in Los Angeles and is looking to get another peice of Big Stan. He also has debuted in Hardkore Nippon in a Glass Hell, Coffin of Thumbtacks, Board of Nails threeway match with "Giant" Baba O'Reilly and Mad Scotsman. That match allowed him to move on to a steel cage match with "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi that he won, making him the newest Hardkore Nippon Grand Champion. The decision however caused a major riot in Thailand that killed 3 people and injured 42.
Phil Blauer: Glass Hell? Coffin of Thumbtacks? Doesn't anyone believe in Arm Wrestling challenges anymore?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Harley is a bruiser and anyone in this match would be best advised to stay out between him and the barbed wire.
Yolanda Ando: Johnny Lee Harley has messy black hair that extends about half way down his neck, and could be considered by some as a light form of mullet. He wears green trunks and a large brown cowboy hat.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Nippon; from Sweetwater, Texas; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 312 pounds; He is One Third HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPION & The Current HARDKORE NIPPON GRAND CHAMPION...'THE TEXAS TRASH COMPACTOR' JOHNNY LEE HARLEY!!!"
(The crowd jeers, Harley raises his branding iron and hoots. "Devil's Island" by Megadeath and images of solitaires are flashed around the Gund Arena, when the singing starts Jon Nicolson comes out and lots of blue pyro goes of. He stands at the top of the stage and puts his hand straight out to the side and gives the heavy metal sign with his hands)
Phil Blauer: And here comes Hardkore Britain's enigma.
Guillermo O'Bannon: He's from Hardkore Nippon.
Phil Blauer: Why?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't know.
Phil Blauer: He seems to be lost over there.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's true, he recently lost that glass coffin, board of nails, and thumbtacks match we just talked about with "Giant" Baba O'Reilly and Johnny Lee Harley over in Thailand.
Yolanda Ando: Jon Nicholson wears a kilt, orange boots, and a lion tattoo covering the top of his head, with a Scotland flag on his back, with some miscellaneous tattoos on arms.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain...(Rated X whispers in Bill's ear) Really? Uh...representing Hardkore Nippon, From Alexandria, West Dumbartonshire, Scotland; Standing 5 feet 9 inches tall; Weighing 248 pounds...'THE MAD SCOTSMAN' JON NICHOLSON!!!"
(The Cleveland fans boo. Then "TRIBE!" by Mad Capsule Markets plays and the Gund Arena boos even louder. Tom Lux leads Tatsuya Arakawa down to the ring)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa is a student of Cyrus Williams, someone who warred with Rated X for years through HFW in Utah, through Hardkore America. Cyrus would probably like nothing better than to get inside the ring with X, but he's sending his protege in there to feel out his old rival see what he's lost and what he's gained.
Phil Blauer: I would like nothing better than a sundae. With hot fudge.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa has been succesful thusfar in his feud with The Shootfighter in both Hardkore America and Hardkore Nippon, even winning the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles title off of him in his own home country but with the barbed wire surrounding them this time, they...
Phil Blauer: No! No! No! Hot carmel. Mmmmm.
Yolanda Ando: Tatsuya Arakawa wears black biker MMA style tights with Japanese lettering for "Saikyo Terrorist" on the rear in blood red. High black boots. Black TRACE kneepads, black wrist tape, plus two strands of black tape around his ring & middle finger on both hands with the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles title strapped around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Nippon; He is accompanied to the ring by his manager, from Shimo-tsuga-gun, Tochigi, Japan; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 261 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE NIPPON BRASS KNUCKLES CHAMPION...'SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA!!!"
(Fade back up to the Gund Arena. Rated X assaults Arakawa from behind to jump start the match! The audience lets out a deafening pop as Rated X assaults and batters Arakawa and the refs signal for the bell. Everyone converges on one another in the ring)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X rolls Arakawa up in a small package!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Lee Harley goes for a big boot but James Fierce ducks underneath it and leg whips him over his shoulder. The Shootfighter batters Harley's ribs with several muay thai kicks to his upper & lower ribs.
(The Mad Scotsman lifts Rated X up with a pumphandle into a tigerbomb!! Rated X gets up and turns around into a shotei uppercut strike by Tatsuya Arakawa)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nathan Slater hiptosses his KGB partner The Shootfighter over and Johnny Lee Harley puts the boots to him. Stan Wilson pushes both of them out of the way and elbow drops The Shootfighter in the face.
(Rated X swings Tatsuya Arakawa around into a hangman's neckbreaker! James Fierce whacks Jon Nicholson in the face with a forearm uppercut)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nicholson staggers back into The Shootfighter who drops him with a german suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Jon Nicholson rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa whacks Rated X upside the head with a yakuza kick! The Mad Scotsman drops The Shootfighter with a cobra clutch suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nathan Slater dropkicks Stan Wilson but Wilson no-sells it!
(Slater points to his head so people know how smart he was to dropkick someone. Stan Wilson comes behind him and belly to back suplexes Nathan Slater)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Lee Harley whacks Jon Nicholson in the face with a flying back elbow! Stan Wilson irish whips Slater into James Fierce who spinebusters him!
(Rated X grabs Tatsuya Arakawa by the hair with two hands and tosses him into the barbed wire!! The Cleveland crowd leaps to their feet and cheers. James Fierce pulls The Mad Scotsman up by the arm)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls Jon Nicholson into a short arm lariot!
Phil Blauer: Look at Arakawa's back, already lacerated.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pounds Nathan Slater in the face with a few muay thai strikes.
Phil Blauer: It's every man for himself.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jon Nicholson sneaks up behind The Shootfighter and gives him a release tiger suplex!
(Tatsuya Arakawa spins around into a uraken spinning back punch that tags Rated X. James Fierce and Nathan Slater double suplex Johnny Lee Harley)
Phil Blauer: James Fierce working together with his best friend's protege, Nathan Lane. The KGB, for the most part, starting to form a cohesive bond.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Lee Harley no sells it! He stands right back up and beats up the two of them with those stiff right hands! Stan "The Tank" Wilson grabs "The Mad Scotsman" Jon Nicholson and chokeslams him onto the barbed wire!!!
(Audience winces and boos Stan Wilson. He places a boot on Nicholson's chest)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 8 minutes 20 seconds, 'THE MAD SCOTSMAN' JON NICHOLSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY STAN 'THE TANK' WILSON!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: And The Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Scotsman is gone.
Phil Blauer: About time, why did we even play that guy's theme music?
(A shot cuts to Ron De La O's timekeeper's table, it's weighted down by all the gold belts on there. The SWAT World Heavyweight title, the Hardkore Nippon Grand Championship, the Hardkore World Six Man Tag team title, and the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Championship)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X lifts Tatsuya Arakawa up in a human torture rack and then flips him over into a burning hammer we all know as The Palms Springs Driver!!
(The audience cheers. Meanwhile Stan Wilson has Johnny Lee Harley trapped in a corner and chokes him with his boot. James Fierce full nelsons Tatsuya Arakawa and Nathan Slater comes over and slaps Arakawa)
Guillermo O'Bannon: While Arakawa is trapped by James Fierce, and Slater punt kicks him right in the balls. The Shootfighter springs on Tatsuya and applies a tri corner choke! He had this on Arakawa a few times and hasn't been able to make him tap yet, but with his back shredded from that barbed wire one never knows.
(James Fierce whacks Rated X with a martial arts strike to the nerve in his neck. Rated X goes down to one knee from partial paralysis. Shootfighter applies intense pressure to Arakawa's throat with the tri-corner submission)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Lee Harley double underhook DDTs a kneeling Rated X!! Shootfighter rolls Arakawa on his back, and applies it that way. But Stan Wilson comes over and stomps the back of Shootfighter's head.
(Tatsuya Arakawa slips out of the tri-corner choke, and grabs Shootfighter by the hair. He rams several high Muay Thai knees into Shootfighter's stomach and then ends it with one to the jaw)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa turns around into some knuckle shots to his forehead by Rated X that breaks his head open the hard way. Stan "The Tank" Wilson grabs James Fierce with a crushing bearhug. Rated X bites Tatsuya Arakawa's forehead opening up the wound even more and follows with more closed fists and sharp elbows opening the wound up more! Nathan Slater bulldogs Johnny Lee Harley into the mat.
(James Fierce cries out in pain as Wilson tries to crush his ribs. With a fist full of blood soaked hair Rated X drives Tatsuya Arakawa face first into his knee twice, then finishes up with a big punch sending The Saikyo Terrorist through the barbed wire to the floor)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce slips down Wilson's body and then drops down into a jawbreaker to break the bearhug. The Shootfighter tattoos Wilson with a reverse knife edge chop to his throat. Johnny Lee Harley kicks the big man to the mat as the three of them triple team the Tank.
(On the floor, a bloody Tatsuya Arakawa ducks underneath a punch and deadlift german suplexes him on The Gund Arena floor!! The Shootfighter ducks underneath the barbed wire to join them on the ground)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter russian sickles Tatsuya Arakawa on the floor! Meanwhile, inside the ring, Johnny Lee Harley comes at Wilson with The Steer Mover lariot but The Tank catches him and flapjacks him onto the barbed wire!!
(The Cleveland fans roar, as Harley shrieks & screams while trying to peel himself off of the barbed wire. On the floor, The Shootfighter & Judge Death are setting up a table on the floor. Rated X pulls Tatsuya Arakawa up on the apron)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X gives Arakawa a hangman's neckbreaker off the apron, through The Shootfighter's table!!
(The Gund Arena chants "RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!" Rated X pins him on the floor and the outside official, Mike Peters makes the count)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
(Inside the ring, Johnny Lee Harley tosses Stan Wilson facefirst into the barbed wire!! The crowd pops)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X leans Arakawa's face against the ringpost, and then cracks him in the head with a chair!! Inside the ring, Nathan Slater superkicks a bloody Johnny Lee Harley upside the head!
(Nathan Slater turns around into a fireman's carry by Stan "The Tank" Wilson. He then spins him around into an implant DDT!! Stan viciously flips Slater over and makes an arrogant cover where he just lies across him)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 19 seconds; 'NEW SENSATION' NATHAN SLATER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY STAN 'THE TANK' WILSON!!"
Phil Blauer: Stan has eliminated 25% of the competition.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Who does your math for you?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I d-...(gets backhanded by Phil)
Phil Blauer: A gentleman never tells.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Back out in front of us here, Rated X has returned the favor and is setting up a table for The Shootfighter while he pulls Arakawa up on the apron. He half nelsons Arakawa and t-bone suplexes him off the apron and through the table!!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 56 seconds, 'THE SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!"
(Inside the ring, Johnny Lee Harley stands on the top turnbuckle over Rated X)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Lee Harley comes off the top rope with a flying legdrop to the neck of Rated X!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa is pissed about getting eliminated by The Shootfighter. Tom Lux grabs Shootfighter's stainless steel cane and whacks Shootfighter across the head!!
(James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes down with an elbow drop off the top rope to Shootfighter on the floor!! Fierce makes the cover)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 16 minutes 41 seconds; THE SHOOTFIGHTER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY JAMES FIERCE!!"
Phil Blauer: And just like that it's down to Fierce, Wilson, Rated X and Johnny Lee Harley!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Harley lifts Rated X up in a human torture rack and then gives him his own Palm Springs Driver!! James Fierce applies an arm scissors into a rings of saturn on X. Ron Reid checks in to see if he submits.
(Stan "The Tank" Wilson full nelsons Johnny Lee Harley. Rated X shakes his head "no" to the ref while he lies on his side. Wilson pushes Harley's face into the barbed wire!! The crowd cheers, and Wilson then drops Harley in the mat with a full nelson slam)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls back on Rated X's arm and wears it down. Feirce releases it and irish whips Rated X into the corner. Stan Wilson rams his shoulder into X's stomach a few times.
(Rated X knees Wilson in the stomach, and then DDTs his head into Johnny Lee Harley's face!! Rated X pulls Harley up a little and tosses his throat onto the bottom strand of barbed wire)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X leans his knee against the back of Harley's head, pressing it into the barbed wire! He scoops Harley up, but Harley's weight is too much and Rated X falls back, Harley bridges him up onto his shoulder. Harley running tombstone piledrives him!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce inverted facelocks Stan Wilson, and then swings it around into a elbow drop! Johnny Lee Harley half nelsons Rated X and then drops him on his head with a t-bone suplex!
(James Fierce gets behind Johnny Lee Harley and crisscrosses his arms across him. Fierce straightjacket suplexes him)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Johnny Lee Harley gets his arm loose)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson lifts Rated X up in a hanging suplex long enough to makes some of X's blood run down his side. He drops him back finally!
(Rated X sits up cringing from back pain. Stan Wilson flips him up on to his shoulder and then running ligerbombs him)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X rolls out of the ring, Johnny Lee Harley fireman's carries Fierce on his shoulders. He drops him into a death valley bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls out a ladder and slides it into the ring, and this is now a ladder match! Johnny Lee Harley double chicken wings James Fierce and drops him on both of his twisted arms!
(Rated X rolls into the ring and rams the ladder into Stan Wilson's face!! The Cleveland crowd cheers. He drops the ladder and sets up James Fierce in front of the it)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X suplexes James Fierce on the ladder!! Stan Wilson scoops Johnny Lee Harley up and powerslams him on the barbed wire!!
(Fans are deafening, as both Rated X and Stan Wilson seperately celebrate. Stan drags the ladder over Johnny Lee Harley's face, then gets a running start)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson legdrops the ladder into Johnny Lee Harley's face!! Rated X front facelocks James Fierce but Fierce turns it into a fireman's carry. James Fierce death valley drivers X on top of that ladder!! He makes the cover!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls Rated X by his mask and then irish whips him but X reverses it and sends him into Johnny Lee Harley who tiltawhirls him facefirst into the barbed wire!!
(James Fierce staggers back with his hands clutching his face, as blood seeps through his fingers. Harley double wristlock suplexes Fierce across the ring)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X gets underneath Johnny Lee Harley and gives him a Palm Springs Driver on the ladder!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Johnny Lee Harley kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X mounts James Fierce and presses his thumbs against Fierce's cut and spreads it apart to make it wider!!
Phil Blauer: Ugh...
(Rated X cracks James Fierce a couple times in his bloody forehead with a few elbows to make his laceration deeper. Stan Wilson grabs Rated X by the neck)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson gives Rated X a sidewalk backbreaker! Johnny Lee Harley goes to irish whip James Fierce into the barbed wire but Fierce reverses it and sends Harley into Wilson who flying shoulder tackles him!
(James Fierce fireman's carries Johnny Lee Harley up on his shoulders and then drives his head into a DDT!! He pulls him up into a hanging suplex)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce drops Harley into his kryptonite krunch neckbreaker!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
(The Gund Arena cheers. A macabre looking Johnny Lee Harley rolls out of the ring swinging at air and threatening Mike Peters)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 25 minutes 50 seconds, JOHNNY LEE HARLEY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'THE FEROCIOUS BANDIT' JAMES FIERCE!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X slides under the barbed wire with a ring bell and cracks Stan Wilson in the head with a timekeeper's bell!! He kicks Fierce in the stomach and DDTs him on the bell!!
(Rated X rolls Stan on the ladder and then elbow drops him! James Fierce kicks Rated X in the gut and piledrives him)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls Stan's head into his legs and then wrenches his neck. Stan Wilson backdrops him over. The Tank lifts Rated X and drops him stomachfirst on the ladder!!
(Rated X rolls around clutching his ribs. Stan Wilson stomps Rated X's knee. Rated X rolls out of the ring and limps to the cornerpost. James Fierce gives Stan Wilson a stunner)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Stan Wilson kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce puts his leg behind Stan Wilson's head and rocker drops his face into the ladder!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Stan Wilson kicks out)
(James Fierce rolls under the barbed wire and attacks Rated X with lefts and right. James Fierce irish whips Rated X but he reverses it and sends Fierce into the cornerpost!! Fierce turns around with blood running down his face, Rated X leans him against the railing. Rated X then slides the ladder our and leans the top of it against his face)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X slides under the barbed wire and running baseball slide kicks one end of the ladder so it sends the top into Fierce's face outside the ring!!
(James Fierce's head rocks back and then he covers his mouth as blood runs out through his lips. Stan Wilson puts his fingers to his lips as he sneaks up behind Rated X. The Gund Arena begs X to turn around)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson comes up behind Rated X and lifts him up into a high angle back suplex! Wilson drops a big elbow across his chest.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson steps over the barbed wire and hops down to the floor. He grabs James Fierce by the throat and gives him his chokeslam on the concrete!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 29 minutes 26 seconds, JAMES FIERCE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY STAN 'THE TANK' WILSON!!"
Phil Blauer: Stan has now eliminated three men, and it's down to the SWAT World Heavyweight Champion vs. a former Hardkore World Champion.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X follows him to the outside. He grabs the ladder and helicopters it around until he smacks Stan and a few fans in the face with it!!
(Stan grabs his mouth but still has the wherewithal to back suplex Rated X on the floor! He holds his legs)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A fan attempts to hand Stan Wilson a cheese grater, but The Tank smacks it out of his hand. Rated X gets up, kicks Stan in the stomach, and DDTing him on the cheese grater and The Gund Arena floor!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Stan Wilson kicks out)
(Rated X slides another ladder under the barbed wire and into the ring. He leans the table into the corner. Stan Wilson staggers into the ring, and Rated X irish whips him into the table, liquifying it!! The crowd roars)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sets up a ladder and then climbs up to the second rope. He hops back with the Unabomber DDT but Big Stan turns it into a spinebuster on the chair!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson wraps Rated X's legs up and applies an indian deathlock.
Phil Blauer: Is that an East Indian Deathlock, you know like (points his finger in his forehead, and talks unintelligably in a high pitch Hindi voice) or like (pops his hand over his mouth and makes native American yelping noise)?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I wouldn't know, the guy who first did it was from St. Louis. Stan clamps down on Rated X's legs and gives him a few open handed swats to sweeten the deal on tapping.
(Rated X balls up his fists in pain, and sits up, shrieking in agony. Stan releases the indian deathlock and irish whips Rated X into the barbed wire!! The Cleveland crowd boos him)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson gets a running start and clotheslines Rated X into the barbed wire deeper!!
(The fans all let out a collective "OH!!" Stan lifts him up by the throat but Rated X slips out of it and pushes Stan into the barbed wire!! Another "OH!!" comes from The Gund Arena)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X places the top of the chair against Stan's throat and holds it down for to choke him with it. Stan tries to swat him away but he's too far away. Rated X jams it harder into his windpipe.
(Rated X unhooks a peice of the guardrail and slides in under the barbed wire. He lies the railing peice over Stan Wilson and then stands on it)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X takes his X Chair and slams it down across the railing over Stan's face!! Rated X lifts Stan up, up, no he doesn't. Stan's too heavy! Stan fireman's carries him up on his shoulder for The Tank Drop but Rated X reverses it into a tornado DDT on the ladder!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
("Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and the Cleveland crowd leaps to their feet. They chant "RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!")
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 32 minutes 58 seconds; THE WINNER OF HARDKORE HELLOWEEN BATTLE ROYAL #1...RATED X!!!"
(A bloody and exhausted Rated X raises his arms, as Ron Reid is late to raise them. When he touches X's arm, he wrenches it away)
Guillermo O'Bannon: After a 5 year layoff, Rated X is able to outlast seven men in the first barbed wire battle royal tonight.
Phil Blauer: He's the Cleveland World Champion!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Uh, no. Phil.
Phil Blauer: Then what the hell are these people freaking out about?
Guillermo O'Bannon: You oughta hear it when Robert Hunglestien hits the room.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That last one was messy but it's only gonna get messier! Our next Hardkore Helloween match determines who will be wrestling in the next team against Rated X.
(The Gund Arena falls black as the first few strums of "Here Comes the Pain" by Slayer is heard. Every few seconds the same few strings are played again this time lighting up the hole stage in a series of black and white flashes. In between each burst is an eerie silence followed by more darkness which is only broken by the strings of the guitar and flashing lights)
Phil Blauer: We're running a little heavy tonight, you'd think they could come up with an abbreviated version of their pyro entrance.
(This continues untill a burst of smokes explodes from the stage bringing us in to the main part of the song. Out of the cloud of smoke walks Lee Williams who pauses before heading to the ring)
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here comes the former Ultimate Championship Wrestling World Champion Lee Williams. He is a former GCW World Champion & XIWF World Champion as well and we are honored to have him here for this event.
Phil Blauer: This guy is huge! He looks like an english Kevin Nash...if Nash could walk.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams recently lost his UCW Warfare title in a controversial decision in Ipswich, England. After successfully defending his title in a thrilling match with R.C., "Platinum" Pat Bozzini brutally attacked him while he was helpless in some handcuffs then stole the title.
Yolanda Ando: Lee Williams wears some black elbow and knee pads and boots. A black tank top with "Lee Williams" in white on the front and his initials “LW” centred in a logo on top of a cross on his back, which is also in white. Black pants with “The Way of the Williams” on his left leg which is in white, then a large white cross on his right leg.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing UCW; From Essex, England; Standing an amazing 6 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 322 pounds...LEE WILLIAMS!!!"
(Williams holds his arm high into the air as he usually does, getting a massive reaction from the fans. Lee then calmly walks down the ramp to the ring hanging his arm out to one side so that fans may touch his arm as he pulls up each of his elbow pads. He pulls himself on to the ring apron before stepping over the top strand of barbed wire and into the ring. Walking to one side of the ring he salutes the fans with both arms rased in the air then trecking back across the ring to salute the fans on the other side. He readies himself for the match ahead of him checking his wrist tape is in place. Then The Gund Arena goes dark, purple lights flash and a purple spotlight shines on Robert Hunglestein III at the top of the ramp way. The Cleveland fans blow the roof off the arena with their pop)
Phil Blauer: These lights go out more here than at Rob Schnieder's studio apartment. I know, cause he's my neighbor.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cleveland's hometown hero returns! This could be louder than Rated X's reaction.
(The purple lights turn to gold as a voice says "You wish you could be me...It must suck to be you!" then purple and gold begin to alternate and run all over The Gund Arena as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears hits. Robert Hunglestien III heads down to ring with a slow cocky strut while the Cleveland fans chant "HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!!")
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien won this event last year, ousting Soutter from Hardkore America in the process. He used his title shot to defeat Death Gojira for the Hardkore America Championship and go on to rule the West Coast with an iron fist until March. He's hoping to be the first man to repeat as Hardkore Helloween Champion since Hans Schmutzhausen.
Phil Blauer: Sure does beat having a white supremecist holding that honor. Still, a Jew is no better.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil!! We talked about this, now wear the hat.
(Phil Blauer puts a large dunce cap on that says "I Am a Fervent Racist" The fans continue to chant "HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!!")
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien is missing his half of the Hardkore World Tag Team title belts, but he hopes to get those back during his rematch with High Maintenance at the Birmingham NEC Center in Hardkore Britain. But tonight, those title belts are the last thing on his mind. He has their trainer in the barbed wire ring again.
Phil Blauer: It's DeJa Vu all over again.
Yolanda Ando: Robert Hunglestien wears a black wrestling singlet that has "Hunglestein" wrapping across the front diagonally from top to bottom in dark purple with gold outline. On the back, there’s three slashes in gold which obviously symbolize the III from the end of his name. He wears black elbow pads, and has his wrist taped with black tape with black boots and black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore America; He is from right here in Cleveland, Ohio! (The Gund Arena lets out a deafening war) Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 265 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!!"
(The fans cheer wildly, chanting "HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!!" Then "Baba O'Reilly" by The Who plays and the fans boo. Moondog Dook comes out on all fours with "Giant" Baba O'Reilly leading him on a leash)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Here comes one of the most controversial figures in Hardkore America. His comments about Xyrynth and the rest of the Hardkore America roster were so inflammatory that he was chased out once by Death Gojira, The Shootfighter, Xyrynth, and a few members of the janitorial staff.
Phil Blauer: Leave Bruno out of this.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, remember what the hat says. "Giant" Baba O'Reilly has been using that large frame to make large sums of money as a special attraction in the UK and the Orient.
Phil Blauer: When Johnny Lee Harley inverted DVD'd Baba into that glass coffin in Thailand, it was one of the sickest things I've ever seen. And I've changed with Louie Anderson.
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Giant" Baba O'Reilly won that Hardkore Britain Northern Tri-Counties title off of Psychotic Goth in a controversial threeway cage match in Manchester, England. It was during that match that O'Reilly delivered My Left Foot to Justin Evers, cracking his cheekbone and forcing him to pull out of tonight's match. He was replaced by UCW World Television Champion Damian Collins.
Yolanda Ando: O'Reilly wears a green robe with "Giant" written on the back in white. The "I" is dotted with a shamrock.
Phil Blauer: That's cute.
Yolanda Ando: He wears green trunks with a white shamrock on the ass. He has green boots with "BaBa" written in white on the left one only. He wears the Hardkore Britain Northern Tri-Counties title belt slung over his shoulder.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain; He is accompanied to the ring by Moondog Dook; Standing 7 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 325 pounds; He is the CurrentHARDKORE BRITAIN NORTHERN TRI-COUNTIES CHAMPION...'GIANT' BABA O'REILLY!!!"
(The fans boo as O'Reilly shadow boxes around the ring. Then "Block Rockin Beats" by Chemical Brothers plays. "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson walks through the curtain talking on his cell phone)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson is the most experienced in this type of match, participating since 1998. Jackson recently lost his six man tag team title belts to The Society of the New Breed in that thrilling wargames match in Los Angeles. He'd love to win this thing and get Rated X in the ring finally.
Phil Blauer: Who's Rally talking to? You figure The Microshocker would be more of a text messanging kind of guy. Hopefully it's a salon to get rid of those played out dreads.
Yolanda Ando: Rally Jackson wears a green capoeira gui with yellow trim.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore America; Hailing from Rio De Janeiro, Brazil; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 241 pounds...'TIGERHEART' RALLY JACKSON!!!"
(The Cleveland fans boo. "Puchimoni" by Morning Musume plays and the audience applauds. Toshiro Takashi walks out surrounded by ring attendants in gray "Hardkore Nippon" ring jackets and sweatpants)
Phil Blauer: Takashi rolls mob deep! I haven't seen asians run that fast without Godzilla on the other end.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hardkore Nippon's newest wrestler Takashi makes his American debut in some of the worst circumstances you can imagine next to a Diva Search. He has to survive 7 other warriors in this barbed wire hell.
Phil Blauer: Luckily he has those 12 guys to help him.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Those are his ringboys, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Hey, the Blau-Dog don't judge.
Yolanda Ando: Toshiro Takashi wrestles in straight black trunks and black boots with "TT" in gray on the sides.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Nippon; From Hiroshima, Japan; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 219 pounds...TOSHIRO TAKASHI!!!"
(The Cleveland audience applauds. Toshiro bows to Psychotic Goth, Lee Williams, Robert Hunglestien III, "Giant" Baba O'Reilly, and "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson. "Chilly Water" by Widespread Panic plays. Andrew Sinclair walks out to the cheers of the fans)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair is the newest member of The Un-Stable, and someone who will be very valuable to Robert Hunglestien III, and vice versa. He's been on an impressive winning streak after a low impact schedule of Blak Lung, Jeremiah Vastrix...
Phil Blauer: And a heart breaking loss to The Microshocker. He now knows how someone feels when they lose to The Arizona Cardinals. Sinclair has a huge advantage in this match and it's spelled H-U-N-G-L- uh...W-G-...uh...7...#.
Yolanda Ando: What was that last one?
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore America; From Sacramento, California; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds...ANDREW SINCLAIR!!!"
(The crowd cheers Sinclair and he walks over to Robert Hunglestien III and starts loosening up and making some last minute plans. Then "Rip it Up" by 28 Days plays and the fans nearly blow the roof off with boos. Soutter walks down to the ring, staring a hole right through Hunglestien)
Guillermo O'Bannon: This is the same building where we last saw Soutter. Robert Hunglestien III laid down the challenge to Soutter that if he lasted longer than him in their barbed wire battle royal that Soutter must leave Hardkore America. After Hans Schmutzhausen sliced his hamstring with that razor bladed swasika medallion, Soutter didn't have much chance of staying Stateside. It's been a long time since then with Soutter splitting time with tag teaming with James Fierce in UCW & running SWAT. Now he's back where he belongs...
Phil Blauer: A pain in Hunglestien's ass!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce & Soutter recently lost their UCW World Tag Team title to Hunglestien's Un-stablemate Kilroy Evans & CK Panic, The Attbury Wrecking Crew in Ipswich, England, due to some interference from Legacy & The House of Pain. The stipulation was if they lost that match, they were fired from UCW, so they lost their belts and their jobs. But their loss is Hardkore World's gain.
Yolanda Ando: Soutter wears black trunks with the straps coming up over each shoulder and he has red boots. He also wears a black leather vest that just got caught on the barbed wire as he slides under.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing SWAT; Hailing from Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 428 pounds...'MR. POWERSLAM' PAUL E. SOUTTER!!!"
(The partisan Cleveland crowd boos Soutter. The Gund Arena grows dark and chilly as the entranceway becomes blood red. Loud chilling sinister laughter is heard throughout the arena and then "Welcome to your Death" by Annihilator begins playing. Psychotic Goth enters led in chains by Judge Death & Vampira accompanied by some fellow dressed Goths)
Phil Blauer: This is falls count anywhere, right?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah.
Phil Blauer: Why don't they just jump him now when he's all chained up?
(The Goths leave ringside slowly as the chains on his wrists are removed. Psychotic Goth removes both his vest and trenchcoat slowly before he thrusts his head hard upward throwing his hair back Raven like revealling his handsome zombie like pale face)
Phil Blauer: That IS a handsome zombie like pale face!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The former Hardkore Britain Northern Tri Counties Champion has already impressed the fans in the UK. Now he's looking to do the same here in Cleveland and show his mentor The Shootfighter something. He'd also like to get even with the big man who stole his belt during that threeway steel cage match where Hardkore Britain Assistant Director Brian James made the match an elimination rules. When Psychotic Goth left the cage to win the match he actually eliminated himself.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain; He is accompanied to the ring by Judge Death & Vampira; From The Depths of Hell; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds...PSYCHOTIC GOTH!!!"
(The audience cheers while Psychotic Goth glares like pure evil at his opponents. Robert Hunglestien III cracks Soutter in the face with an elbow uppercut and then Mike Peters signals for the bell)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair drops Soutter with an STO! Toshiro Takashi slams Goth into the mat with a uranage!
("Giant" Baba O'Reilly knees Rally Jackson in the stomach. Psychotic Goth pulls Rally Jackson up into a fisherman's buster!! The audience cheers)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Gothicplex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rally Jackson gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter headbutts Robert Hunglestien III and drops him. Sinclair gets a headbutt as well. Rally Jackson whacks "Giant" Baba O'Reilly with some kawada kicks. Toshiro Takashi runs at Lee Williams, but Lee drop toe holds him facefirst into the barbed wire!!
(The Gund Arena collectively all says "OH!!" Paul E. Soutter gets cracked in the jaw with a flying kneelift from Robert Hunglestien III. Soutter drops to his knees and Andrew Sinclair running soccer kicks him in the chest)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Toshiro Takashi sneaks up behind Lee Williams and applies a cobra clutch. Takashi pulls back on Williams' arm while applying pressure to the back of his neck. "Giant" Baba O'Reilly whacks Psychotic Goth in the back of the neck with a double ax handle.
(Psychotic Goth turns around and drops down to punch him in the balls. "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson inverted facelocks O'Reilly and climbs up to the second rope. Lee Williams stands back up on his feet, but has Takashi hanging on his back in the cobra clutch)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson comes off the second rope with an inverted tornado DDT on O'Reilly!! He makes the cover.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...("Giant" Baba O'Reilly gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams backs Takashi into the barbed wire!! Toshiro Takashi backs out of the barbed wire and Williams takes him over in a snapmare. Andrew Sinclair dragon screws Soutter over by his leg. Robert Hunglestien III applies an inverted indian deathlock and Sinclair sits on his back and applies a camel clutch.
(Soutter cries out in pain. Hunglestien lies back on Soutter's twisted legs while Sinclair pulls up on his head & arms. Toshiro Takashi lifts Psychotic Goth up in an electric chair, then lets him bend backwards into a reverse gory special driver)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable are bending Soutter in half with that double submission move! "Giant" Baba O'Reilly is peppering Lee Williams with boxing jabs. Psychotic Goth hits Williams throat with a flying crosschop!
Phil Blauer: Taken from his mentor, Starman from the old Pro Wrestling nintendo game.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair & Hunglestien release Soutter. Paul E. Soutter gets back up and double clotheslines both of The Un-Stable! Toshiro Takashi is on the top turnbuckle...
(Lee Williams slugs Takashi in the stomach and crotches him on the top turnbuckle. Rally Jackson climbs up on the top turnbuckle, and pulls Takashi into a standing head scissors. Jackson drops Takashi off the top rope with a super ganso bomb)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Rio Deal '02!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 7 minutes 09 seconds, TOSHIRO TAKASHI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'TIGERHEART' RALLY JACKSON!!"
("Giant" Baba O'Reilly irish whips Psychotic Goth into Lee Williams who back bodydrops him into the barbed wire!! The Cleveland fans cheer. The Un-Stable goes back to work on Soutter)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III catapults Soutter into Andrew Sinclair's clothesline, then Soutter drops back against Hunglestien's upraised knees. Andrew Sinclair climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a Bombs Away kneedrop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Giant" Baba O'Reilly steps on Soutter's stomach and walks across it with all of his 325 pounds. Psychotic Goth comes up from behind Rally Jackson and hits him with a tiger suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rally Jackson rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter trying to fight his way out of the corner with a flurry of forearm smashes to Andrew Sinclair & Robert Hunglestien III. But Hunglestien catches his arm and takes the wind out of his sails with a shortarm elbow smash.
("Giant" Baba O'Reilly irish whips Lee Williams into the turnbuckles. "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson cartwheels into a tidal wave kick to Lee Williams' face! Andrew Sinclair applies a jujigatame on Soutter's arm)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Psychotic Goth goes to suplex Lee Williams but he's too heavy. Big Lee responds with a hanging suplex, letting him think about it before dropping him back. Sinclair cranks up on Soutter's arm, but he refuses to submit to Peters.
(Andrew Sinclair sticks his knee into the ball of Soutter's shoulder and clamps down on his arm. "Giant" Baba O'Reilly headlocks Robert Hunglestien III. Psychotic Goth nails Lee Williams in the throat with a few closed fists)
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Reilly uses that enormous power to crush the cranium of Hunglestien. Soutter hiptosses Sinclair off of his arm. He grabs Sinclair and constricts his breathing with a mighty bearhug.
("Tigerheart" Rally Jackson nails Psychotic Goth between the eyes with a backflip kick. Sinclair cries out in pain, but refuses to submit to Peters. Lee Williams measures "Giant" Baba O'Reilly with a spear! Hunglestien falls at his side)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III rams his knee into the small of Soutter's back to break the bearhug. He drives Soutter's head into the mat with a DDT! Andrew Sinclair capitalizes with a wakigatame armbar.
(Sinclair pulls up on Soutter's arm and Paul balls his fists up in pain. Lee Williams irish whips "Giant" Baba O'Reilly but O'Reilly reverses it and sends Lee Williams into the barbed wire!! The fans "OH!!")
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Giant" Baba O'Reilly gets a running start and avalanches Lee Williams further into the barbed wire!
Phil Blauer: It's more of that Irish vs. English feud we see in Hardkore Britain. I'd watch tapes of that show if I could get em translated.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams rolls out to the floor and "Giant" Baba follows after him. Inside the ring, Andrew Sinclair plants his feet and pulls up on the fujiwara armbar. Soutter slips his arm out and cradles Andrew Sinclair!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter grabs Sinclair and flips over into a northern lights suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter gets up but "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson comes off the top rope with a front flip rocker dropper!! Psychotic Goth comes off the top with a somersault senton bomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: On the floor, "Giant" Baba O'Reilly grabs Lee Williams by the throat but Lee Williams reverses it into a diamond cutter on the steel steps!! He covers him on the floor!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 51 seconds, 'GIANT' BABA O'REILLY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY LEE WILLIAMS!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien drops Soutter into the second strand of barbed wire with a drop toe hold!! He drops a couple of elbow drops to the back of his neck to drive the barbed wire deeper. Sinclair gets a running start and drives his knee into the back of Soutter's head, further digging the barbed wire into his flesh!!
(Out on the floor, Psychotic Goth whacks Lee Williams in the face with a couple karate kicks to his chest. A bloody Soutter sits up, and Robert Hunglestien pulls him up in a front facelock)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter drops Robert Hunglestien's groin on the top strand of barbed wire!! Soutter lifts the barbed wire up & down, digging them deeper into his fellas!
Phil Blauer: Shades of last year's Helloween!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson climbs up to the top rope and shooting star sentons the chest of Lee Williams on the floor!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lee Williams kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson goes to lift Lee Williams but he's too big. He drops Jackson's dreadlocked head into The Gund Arena floor with a DDT!!
(Inside the ring, Andrew Sinclair tags Soutter in the back of the head with an enzuigiri kick! Hunglestien gingerly steps off of the barbed wire)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III drops Soutter's bad wing with a code red armbreaker! Psychotic Goth slides under the barbed wire and gets a running start. He dives over the barbed wire into a double clothesline on both Rally Jackson and Lee Williams on the floor!
(Soutter grabs Sinclair & Hunglestien in a double front facelock. He gives both members of The Un-Stable with a double DDT!! The Cleveland fans boo)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Out on the floor, Psychotic Goth strangles Rally Jackson with his leather studded belt! Jackson tries to get his fingers underneath the belt but isn't doing to well.
Phil Blauer: He usually pays for that, with a thumb in the ass for no extra charge. Well, some charge.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams grabs Psychotic Goth by the back of the hair and headbutts him in the back of the head. Inside the ring, Hunglestien sneaks up behind Soutter and smashes him in the back of the head with a double ax handle. Soutter turns around and gets german suplexed by Andrew Sinclair!
(Lee Williams piledrives Psychotic Goth on the concrete!! Rally Jackson pulls Goth up in a waistlock, then delivers the back of his head into the guardrail with a backdrop driver)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Psychotic Goth kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Inside the ring, Soutter belly to belly suplexes Andrew Sinclair into the barbed wire!!
Phil Blauer: That takes care of one of them, but Soutter can't fight them both off for ever.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter lifts Hunglestien up and drops his back on the barbed wire with a suplex!! Lee Williams slides back underneath the barbed wire back into the ring. He grabs Soutter and snap suplexes him.
(Judge Death cuts a strand of barbed wire off of the ring and hands it to Psychotic Goth. Death sets up a table on the outside. Goth wraps the barbed wire around his fist and lands a couple good punches on Rally Jackson with them)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody Rally Jackson rolls into the ring and meets a bloody Andrew Sinclair. Sinclair goes for a suplex but Rally blocks it with his calf. Rally responds with a SSD!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien brings Soutter in with a shortarm knee smash to his stomach. Lee Williams straightens Paul up with a european forearm. Andrew Sinclair follows it up with a uraken spinning back punch. Meanwhile, Psychotic Goth scoops Rally up and drops him on his knee in a backbreaker.
(Goth lifts Rally up again and drops him in a second backkbreaker. He lifts him up again and throws him into the barbed wire with a fallaway slam!! The Cleveland fans roar)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Psychotic Goth turns around into a knee to the stomach by Robert Hunglestien III. He butterflies his arms and gives him The High Life!!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 22 minutes 18 seconds; PSYCHOTIC GOTH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody Rally Jackson peels himself off the barbed wire and starts looking for more action. Sinclair whacks Williams with an elbow smash that sends him to his knees and Rally hits him in the temple with a shining wizard!
(Soutter presses Robert Hunglestien over his head and then drops him over the barbed wire through a press table that Psychotic Goth set up and never used!! The Gund Arena boos Soutter)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams scoops Andrew Sinclair up and bodyslams him from seven feet in the air. Soutter leaves the ring to go after his nemesis but Hunglestien is ready for him with a DDT on the concrete!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
(Rally Jackson pulls a bloody Andrew Sinclair up into a widow's peak and drops down to his knees!! He makes the cover)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson irish whips Sinclair into the barbed wire but The Straight Shooter puts the breaks on. Rally tries to follow him in but Sinclair catches him with a uranage!
(On the arena floor, Soutter rolls over on the mat with blood running from his forehead. Robert Hunglestien pulls him up and irish whips him, but Soutter reverses it and sends Hunglestien into the guardrail)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter climbs up on the apron and comes off with a Soutter Splash that breaks the railing and probably Hunglestien too!!
(The Gund Arena rocks with boos. Inside the ring, Lee Williams tags Andrew Sinclair with a flying forearm. Sinclair staggers into a dominator by Rally Jackson)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sorry Miss Jackson"!! In the same motion, Rally pulls up Sinclair and drops him in a cradle piledriver!!
Phil Blauer: (singing) "I Am For Real"!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: In front of us here, Soutter goes for a bulldog but Hunglestien pushes him off into the corner post! Robert Hunglestien III piledrives Soutter on the floor!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
(The crowd cheers Hunglestien. RHIII rolls under the barbed wire back into the ring. Lee Williams wraps up Andrew Sinclair's legs and drops back into a figure four leglock)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Figure Four Lee Lock by big Lee Williams on Andrew Sinclair! Williams sits up and clamps down on Sinclair's twisted legs. Rally Jackson grabs Sinclair in a dragon sleeper around the head, but Williams maintains the Figure Four Lee Lock!!
Phil Blauer: It's Stereo Submissions!
(A panicked Mike Peters keeps asking both Lee Williams & Andrew Sinclair if they want to submit. Everytime Rally Jackson pulls back on Williams' head, it just makes Williams press down harder on Sinclair's knee)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter rolls into the ring and splashes Andrew Sinclair's twisted legs!!
Phil Blauer: It breaks up the Figure Four Lee Lock but the damage is done.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson continues to pull back on Lee Williams, now turning it into a dragon clutch! Lee Williams isn't submitting so, Rally turns it into a cattle mutilation submission!
(Mike Peters checks in to see if Lee wants to submit but he refuses. Robert Hunglestien III grabs Soutter and applies a full nelson. Andrew Sinclair limps over to Soutter and whacks him with a series of stiff torso and face kicks)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson plants his feet and pulls back on the head & arms of the former UCW Warfare Champion. Soutter is continuing to get worked over by The Un-Stable with kicks. Soutter suddenly backs Hunglestien into the barbed wire!!
(The Cleveland fans boo. Rally Jackson continues to rock back & forth on Lee Williams back with the cattle mutilation. Soutter punches Sinclair, and then pumphandles Robert Hunglestien III up onto his shoulder)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Soutter Special!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair pulls Soutter up into a triangle choke)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair sneaks up on him with triangle choke. He wraps his legs around Soutter's ample stomach and chokes him out.
Phil Blauer: Soutter looking for some ropes to grab but there's only barbed wire!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair rolls onto his back and leans back until Soutter has to tap out!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 28 minutes 5 seconds; 'MR. POWERSLAM' PAUL E. SOUTTER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY ANDREW SINCLAIR!!"
Phil Blauer: It's now The Un-Stable vs. Lee Williams & Rally Jackson.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams finally slips out of the cattle mutilation with his pure power, but he is definately worse for wear. Robert Hunglestien pulls him up, but Lee Williams drops him back into an English Leg Sweep! He rolls over top of him.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams rolls Andrew Sinclair around into a neckbreaker! Rally Jackson lifts himk up into a storm cradle driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody Robert Hunglestien picks Rally Jackson up in a fireman's carry and then F5's him throatfirst on the barbed wire!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rally Jackson kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair drops the big man, Lee Williams with an STO. Andrew Sinclair irish whips Hunglestien into Lee to give him a hart attack clothesline!
(Andrew Sinclair tosses a blood drenched Rally Jackson across the ring with an exploder! He turns around into the beefy hand of Lee Williams around his throat. Hunglestien goes to help out but Williams catches him by the neck as well)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Double chokeslam by Lee Williams on both members of The Un-Stable!!
Phil Blauer: But Hunglestien's hometown fans not appreciating the novelty.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams scoops Hunglestien up in a fallaway slam but catches his head on the way back and drops him in a Moment of Clarity neckbreaker!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Rally Jackson is back up, but looks like an extra in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally waistlocks Sinclair and german suplexes him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jackson rolls him up into a half nelson hammerlock and tiger suplexes Sinclair!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair gets an arm loose)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally pulls Sinclair up into a full nelson and dragon suplexes him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams picks Hunglestien up and drops him on his back with a side backbreaker. Rally Jackson climbs up to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star elbow drop on Hunglestien in a revamp of Demolition's finisher!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien III kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair tags Lee Williams with a running high kick to the seven footer's chest. He then takes him over by the arm in a Rolling Iponzei judo toss.
(Andrew Sinclair waistlocks Rally Jackson near the corner and Robert Hunglestien climbs to the second rope. Sinclair drops back with a dangerous backdrop driver near the turnbuckle, Hunglestien hooks an inverted face lock with the Jackson on Sinclair's shoulder and swings out with an inverted DDT while Karnage drops a spinning dangerous backdrop driver)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable hits Rally Jackson with The Golden Ticket!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 33 minutes 50 seconds 'TIGERHEART' RALLY JACKSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'THE STRAIGHTSHOOTER' ANDREW SINCLAIR!!"
(Robert Hunglestien III full nelsons Lee Williams and then drives him facefirst into the barbed wire!! Williams' blood runs down his face, and he drops down to one knee)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable double teaming Lee Williams now, he's all that stands between Sinclair & Hunglestien having a guaranteed win for the crew. Lee Williams double clotheslines both Sinclair & Hunglestien!
(A bloody Lee Williams drops a leg across the face of Robert Hunglestien III. He goes to elbow drop Sinclair, but he rolls out of the way. Andrew Sinclair cracks Williams in the face with a sharp elbow)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III flips the big man over with a snap suplex with a little help from Sinclair. Andrew Sinclair kneedrops Lee Williams right between the eyes.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lee Williams kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Williams staggers up and gets clotheslined by Hunglestien, but he no-sells it! Hunglestien tries another one but catches a big boot to the head!
(Sinclair tries to help, but Williams lifts Andrew Sinclair up in a fireman's carry. He drops him on his head with a death valley driver!! Williams presses his hands against Sinclair's chest in a cover)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien slams a knee into the back of Williams' head. He turns him over into a boston crab. Sinclair puts the boots to Williams' head while Hunglestien pulls back on his legs.
(Peters asks to see if Lee Williams wants to tap out, but is interrupted by a kneedrop to the back of Lee's head from Sinclair. Hunglestien plants his feet and pulls back on his legs, and Andrew Sinclair koppo kicks Williams in his face)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair applies a hizajugigatame kneebar to Williams' leg. Robert Hunglestien does a little tap dance on his head while Sinclair clamps on his leg.
(Williams bleeds out all over his Lee Williams' tank top. He refuses to submit but can barely get the words out from all the kicks by Hunglestien. Robert Hunglestien sits on Williams' back and applies a camel clutch, while Sinclair maintains the hizajugigatame)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien rocks back on Lee's head and seems to be losing conciousness from blood loss. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out but Williams' isn't answering.
(Peters raises Williams' arm but Lee keeps his arm up. Hunglestien shakes his head in frustration, and releases the camel clutch. He pulls Williams up into a double underook. He drops him in a sitout pedigree)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The High Life!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 38 minutes 23 seconds; LEE WILLIAMS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!"
(The fans "OH!!" at the prospect of the two Un-Stable members making it to the end. Sinclair glares at Hunglestien, and Hunglestien straightens up)
Phil Blauer: Robert Hunglestien III and Andrew Sinclair, two members of The Un-Stable, but before that, sworn enemies. Tonight, they battle to see who is moving on to wrestle against Rated X and a partner in the Road to Helloween barbed wire match!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair & Hunglestien give a quick limp handshake, then Hunglestien takes Sinclair over with a side arm takedown.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Andrew Sinclair rolls Hunglestien over into a cradle)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
(The audience gives both men a round of applause as they circle one another again)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien goes to knee Sinclair, but he catches his leg and takes him over in a dragon screw. Before he can capitalize, Hunglestien flips him over in a fireman's carry. He grabs him Sinclair around the waist and german suplexes him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien goes at him, but Sinclair takes him over in a judo toss. He applies a grounded neck crank on Robert. He wrenches Hunglestien's head to the side, and Peters checks in to see if he wants to submit.
(Hunglestien would shake his head "no", if he could. Sinclair releases his head, and runs at him with a soccer kick, but Hunglestien catches his leg and gives him a dragon screw of his own)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III applies a cobra clutch on Andrew Sinclair, then drops him back on his head in a brainbuster!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien pumphandles Sinclair up and drops him across his knee in a backbreaker. He gets behind him with an angle slam, but Sinclair lands on his feet behind him. He takes him down with an inverted drop toe hold and applies an achilles hold!
(The Cleveland fans boo a bloodsoaked Andrew Karnage, who twists Hunglestien's foot, applying pressure to his ankle. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out but Hunglestien hangs on. The crowd starts stomping their feet faster & faster to root him on)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair applies that hizajugigatame legbar to Hunglestien. He uses that arm strength to really put that leg of the tag team champion in jeopardy.
(Hunglestien grabs his hair with both hands in pain. Sinclair whips his head back to get some of the blood out of his eyes. Peters checks in but Hunglestien will not submit)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair releases the hizajugigatame and drops Hunglestien with a sambo suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien ducks under a uraken and scoops him up into a michinoku driver II!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien butterflies his arms and lifts him up for a double underhook gourdbuster!!
(Sinclair's bloody face makes a large stain on the canvas when it hits the mat. Hunglestien pulls his head into a standing head scissors and dominators Sinclair's chest onto the barbed wire!! The roof of the Gund Arena nearly blows off, Sinclair clutches his pectoral and tries unsuccessfully to get off the top strand of barbed wire)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien butterflies his arms again, and plucks Sinclair off the barbed wire into a double underhook dominator driver in the center of the ring he calls The Star Breaker!!
Phil Blauer: You can barely hear yourself think in here!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III double underhooks his arms a third time, but Sinclair backdrops out of it! He gets a running start and hits Hunglestien with a flying knee that sends him into the barbed wire!!
(The Cleveland crowd lets out a "Oh!!" Hunglestien staggers out and Andrew Sinclair lifts him in a hanging vertical suplex. He drops him facefirst onto his knee)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair's Go to the ER!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
(You can hear a pin drop in the Gund Arena as Peters signals for the bell. Sinclair raises his bloody arms, and "Chilly Water" by Widespread Panic plays in the background)
Phil Blauer: I don't believe it!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair has upset last year's winner, Robert Hunglestien III and is moving on to the Road to Helloween tag team barbed wire match later on tonight!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 44 minutes 28 seconds, THE WINNER OF THE HARDKORE HELLOWEEN BATTLE ROYAL #2...'THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER' ANDREW SINCLAIR!!!"
(Sinclair continues to raise his arms in victory, as blood has covered his entire top half. Hunglestien sits on his knees in disbelief)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hopefully everything is ok in The Un-Stable.
Phil Blauer: Who are you, their mother?
Guillermo O'Bannon: At any rate, in the Road to Helloween Match, it will be Rated X and his partner from Helloween #4 vs. Andrew Sinclair and his partner from Helloween #3. The winning team will go on to face one another for the 2005 Hardkore Helloween Cup.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Now it's time for the third Hardkore Helloween barbed wire battle royal. It will determine who will team with Andrew Sinclair to face Rated X and his partner from Hardkore Helloween #4.
Phil Blauer: That's enough hullabaloo out of you. I have something more important to talk about. Our Supreme Court is reviewing Assisted Homicide.
Guillermo O'Bannon: You mean, assisted suicide?
Phil Blauer: No, the Assisted Homicide bill I'm trying to push through. Where the government helps you kill people.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Isn't that called the draft?
Phil Blauer: I don't know your big city words. I just need the government's help to kill Jared Leto. Or Orlando Bloom. I can never tell which is which, which has impeded my mission from the get-go.
("Headless Children" by Wasp begins and smoke fills the entrance ramp and black lights cause a purplish glow as they flicker in the background. When the main guitar riff hits, Big Bad Bill appears through the smoke and walk towards destiny)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Bad Bill has come out of his feud with Cobryn with a new focus on what's important. Hurting people, and getting paid to do it.
Phil Blauer: Don't forget his harem of hotties! I'd lost 10 World title before I let one of them out of my sight.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Speaking of which, Bill did lose the Hardkore World title but refused a Hardkore America title shot so that he could enter tonight's festivities. That's committment to violence.
Yolanda Ando: Big Bad Bill wears indigo cotton pants with black boots that go to mid-shin. Black belt & indigo tank top and a pair of black weight-lifting gloves.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore America; From Asbury; New Jersey; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds...BIG BAD BILL!!!"
(The Cleveland fans cheer. Then "I'm the One" by Static-X starts up and Andrew Karnage & Kilroy Evans step through the curtain. Karnage has the Hardkore World Tag Team title belt strapped around his waist & weilding a sickle connected with a four foot long chain to a studded dog collar. Kilroy has the UCW World Tag Team title belt strapped around his waist. Kilroy slides under the barbed wire and then waves to the fans)
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here comes one of the greatest tag teams ever to suit up, reformed for tonight's big barbed wire battle royal. With these two working together, it's the other 6 men that have to worry about them and not the other way around.
Phil Blauer: Is Kilroy fatter?
Guillermo O'Bannon: You always say that...wait, I think your right. He must have gained 20 pounds! What do you think did it?
Phil Blauer: Depression. He's been away from the gold too long. Matt gets like that when I take away his Playstation.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (sighs and chews on three krispy kremes at a time)
Guillermo O'Bannon: He recently remedied that during a match in Ipswich, England where he and his Attbury Wrecking Crew partner CK Panic defeated Soutter & James Fierce for the UCW Tag Team titles. The added bonus was that Fierce and Soutter had to leave UCW for losing. Either way, if either of these guys win, they'll have a familiar partner in the Road to Helloween Match in Andrew Sinclair.
Phil Blauer: What's that thing around Karnage's neck?
Guillermo O'Bannon: It seems to be a steel sickle attached to a dog collar, so he doesn't lose it.
Phil Blauer: I see, like those wallets with the chains everybody's brother had back in the 90's.
Yolanda Ando: Kilroy wears a t-shirt with his beat up face on it that says "All Guts, No Glory", blue jeans, brown belt, and grey & navy blue sneakers. Red, white, and blue wristbands. Andrew Karnage is dressed in a pair of black Falta G Jeans, some high top black Chuck Taylor shoes, a Vote for Pedro white t-shirt, and he has his fists taped up to his elbows, and a white elbow protector on his right arm..
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore America; First hailing from Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 257 pounds; He is One Half of the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...ANDREW KARNAGE!! His partner is from Attbury, South Carolina; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 270 pounds; He is One half of the Ultimate Championship Wrestling Tag Team Champions...KILROY EVANS!! They are THE MIRACLE VIOLENCE COMBINATION II!!!"
Phil Blauer: He did gain 20 pounds!
(The Gund Arena roars and Kilroy Evans and Andrew Karnage raise their arms. "Get Down" by Everlast plays and Gavin Slater leads "Rolls Royce" Jonathan Richards down to the ring. Richards holds his stolen Hardkore World Tag Team title belt over his head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jonathan Richards hoping he does a little better than his partner did. But he's the bruiser of the group, and he has the tools to make someone hurt in that barbed wire hell.
Phil Blauer: He better keep that title belt where he can see it or Karnage might steal it.
Guillermo O'Bannon: It was Karnage's to begin with.
Phil Blauer: Finders keepers.
Yolanda Ando: Where's my purse? Anyway, Richards wears a sleeveless unbuttoned red silk shirt and black denim pants. He also wears red wrestling boots with "Rolls Royce" written on them.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain; Accompanied to the ring by his manager, Gavin Slater; Standing 6 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 290 pounds...'ROLLS ROYCE' JONATHAN RICHARDS!!!"
(The fans boo, and Andrew Karnage makes some threats towards Richards. The lights dim slowly, Legacy holding both the CWF and UCW Hardcore titles overhead as blood runs down his face shows on the screen then Kota holding the SWAT Statewide title in the air after a victory as "Shamrocks and Shenanagans" by the House of Pain hits the images of Kota and Legacy battling various opponents and waging war both in the ring and on the floor...Kota delivering a Vader Bomb in the corner of 2 jobbers is followed by Legacy hitting a perfect Legacy-plex on a former CWF member...Reginald P Packer leads Kota down to the ring)
Phil Blauer: Wow, that's a fat, fat man. He makes Kilroy look like Zach Gowen!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota is the Hawaiian giant that is making his Hardkore World debut tonight. He won the SWAT Statewide title over in Australia and has his pudgy eyes set in the direction of Jonathan Richards in this match.
Yolanda Ando: Kota wears an island made crown made from thorns and bamboo. No shirt with red and white long tights and "Kota" written across his back and down the legs. Black boots complete this ensemble.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing SWAT; He is accompanied to the ring by his manager, Reginald P. Packer; From Hawaii; He stands 6 feet 6 inches tall; And weighs an amazing 487 pounds...KOTA!!!"
(Kota enters the ring with Reginald P. Packer in close tow. Kota stands on the middle rope in the corner and stares coldly out at the crowd. Then "Miseria Cantare" by AFI plays and the Cleveland fans boo. Zack Daniels runs out to the delight of no one)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Zack Daniels coming out to a chilly welcome, even for this god forsaken ice box of a city.
Phil Blauer: Wow. It's like you can't even steal a promo these days.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Not much has been heard from this young star, which is a shame since he seemed to have such a promising future before.
Phil Blauer: Or someone else's future that he stole.
Yolanda Ando: Zack Daniels wears blue and red medium sized tights with his initals "ZD" written on his ass. The design is the "Z" overlapping the "D". His ring attire is AJ Styles's entrance attire (think sleeveless hoodie). Same colors as the tights and it says "Excellent" on the back of the hoodie with a big "Z" under it.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Canada; (audience boos) From Calgary, Alberta, Canada; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 216 pounds...'THE ORIGINAL' ZACK DANIELS!!!"
(The Gund Arena boos. Then "All Star" by Smashmouth plays and Lucius Morgan and Jeremiah Vastrix lead Tarrasque down to the ring. Tarrasque is gnawing on some form of unknown meat)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Now here is a real veteran of these matches Tarrasque has won a few of these barbed wire battle royals over the years. He now heads over to Hardkore Britain to teach those across the pond what cannibalism is all about.
Phil Blauer: Don't the Germans teach them enough about that stuff?
Yolanda Ando: Tarrasque is wearing black trunks with the biohazard sign on them.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain; accompanied to the ring by his manager, Lucius Morgan; Hailing from Arkham Asylum, Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 275 pounds...TARRASQUE!!!"
(The audience boos. Then a casio keyboard starts playing and out walks the good Doctor Tojo Sushi, dressed as George Costanza, tickling the ivories. JoJo steps out without his trademark sparkling robe but an even sparklier mullet, dressed as Jerry Seinfeld. He waits five minutes for the cheers to die down then starts singing)
Phil Blauer: It looks as though we're going to be treated to a Halloween carol by The Triple Threat himself!
"The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi: (singing) "JoJo was working in the lab late one night
When JoJo's eyes beheld an eerie sight
For JoJo's monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to JoJo's surprise.."
Dr. Tojo Sushi: (singing) He did the mash
JoJo Sushi: He did the monster mash
Dr. Tojo Sushi: The monster mash
JoJo Sushi: It was a graveyard smash
(Tojo points the mic at Phil)
Phil Blauer: (singing) He did the mash
JoJo Sushi: It caught on in a flash
Dr. Tojo Sushi: He did the mash
JoJo Sushi: He did the monster mash
From JoJo's laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from JoJo's electrodes
(Tojo slides under the barbed wire and points the mic at Bill Kasal)
Bill Kasal: (singing) They did the mash
JoJo Sushi: They did the monster mash
(Tojo points the mic at Kilroy Evans)
Kilroy Evans: (singing) The monster mash
JoJo Sushi: It was a graveyard smash
Tojo Sushi: They did the mash
JoJo Sushi: It caught on in a flash
(Tojo points the mic at Andrew Karnage)
Andrew Karnage: (singing) They did the mash
JoJo Sushi: They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
Dr. Tojo Sushi: They played the mash
JoJo Sushi: They played the monster mash
(Tojo points the mic at Tarrasque)
Tarrasque: (growls & drools) The monster mash
JoJo Sushi: It was a graveyard smash
Dr. Tojo Sushi: They played the mash
JoJo Sushi: It caught on in a flash
(Tojo points the mic at Jonathan Richards)
"Rolls Royce" Jonathan Richards: (singing) They played the mash
JoJo Sushi: They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
Dr. Tojo Sushi: It's now the mash
JoJo Sushi: It's now the monster mash
(Tojo points the mic at Big bad Bill but he savatte kicks Tojo in the face! The crowd boos and the inside official, Ron Reid signals for the bell)
Phil Blauer: Bill seems a little off key.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Bad Bill puts in some work on JoJo's face with some judo punches. Tarrasque grabs Zack Daniels by the throat and chokeslams him over the barbed wire on to the floor!!
(The Cleveland audience cheers. JoJo headlocks Bill to stop the onslaught of judo punches. Kota irish whips "Rolls Royce" Jonathan Richards into Kilroy Evans who back body drops Richards in the air. Andrew Karnage catches him in midair and powerbombs him)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans applies a boston crab on Jonathan Richards while Andrew Karnage puts the boots to his head.
Phil Blauer: Kota tried to roll his fat ass under the barbed wire and got cut, HA! Fat people are hilarious. Hey look at that one in the front row! He thinks his wife will stick around another year! HA! HA! HA!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota grabs Zack Daniels in a front facelock and DDTs his skull into the concrete!! JoJo continues to grind Big Bad Bill's head with that tight headlock. Meanwhile, Jonathan Richards uses those trunklike legs to power out of the boston crab.
(Kota rolls a bloody Daniels back into the ring where Jonathan Richards is waiting for him. Jonathan Richards lifts Zack Daniels up into an inverted crucifix, and then drops him facefirst into the barbed wire!! The audience all says "OH!!!" at once)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Richards scoops a bloody Zack Daniels up, but The Original falls on his feet behind him. He runs up the turnbuckles into a sliced bread #2!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Jonathan Richards kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tarrasque gets a running start and leaps over the barbed wire on to Kota on the ring floor!! Big Bad Bill back suplexes JoJo Sushi, and then whacks Jonathan Richards upside the head with a plam thrust to his chin.
(JoJo Sushi grabs Kilroy Evans from behind in a cradle with the tights pulled)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks JoJo Sushi)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Miracle Violence Combination II pick JoJo Sushi up and give him a double slingshot suplex!
Phil Blauer: When they dropped his feet on the barbed wire to get the momentum, they just ruined $3100 alligator wrestling boots!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jonathan Richards scoops Zack Daniels up and drops him into a shoulderbreaker. Richards pulls him up and irish whips him into the barbed wire!!
(The Gund Arena cheers. Kota follows him into the barbed wire with a 487 lbs stinger splash!! Zack Daniels screams out in agony, and Kota scoops him up on his shoulder)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota nails his Richter Scale owendriver on The Original!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 4 minutes 47 seconds; 'THE ORIGINAL' ZACK DANIELS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY KOTA!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans irish whips JoJo Sushi into Andrew Karnage who belly to belly suplexes him over his head and into the barbed wire!!
(The fans nearly revolt at the treatment that The Big Ragoo is getting. Big Bad Bill rolls under the barbed wire out to the floor. Tarrasque hits him with a barrage of punches)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tarrasque presses Big Bad Bill over his head and drops his throat on the railing! He rolls Bill up onto the apron, and scoops him up, but Bill blocks it by pressing on Tarrasque's pressure point in his shoulder. He double underhooks Tarrasque's arms and Enso DDT him off the apron onto the concrete!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 5 minutes 55 seconds; TARRASQUE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY BIG BAD BILL!!"
Phil Blauer: And just like that, it's down to two.
Former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Six, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi drops Jonathan Richards with a Jold Skool suplex. Kota pulls Richards up by the hair and irish whips him into The Miracle Violence Combination II who give him a double uranage called The East Side Slam!
(Andrew Karnage and Kilroy Evans bump fists, then shake hands then switch to an armwrestler grip and pretend to sword fight, then they drop a double elbow onto Jonathan Richards' chest)
Phil Blauer: Pretty Fly Handshake O'Doom!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jonathan Richards kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jonathan Richards rolls under the barbed wire to escape the onslaught, but Big Bad Bill is waiting for him with judo punches! Bill atomic drops Richards on the guardrail, crotching hm.
(Richards gets his foot on one of the chairs in the front row and gives Bill a diamond cutter, dropping Bill's throat on the guardrail!! Richards hops back over the railing and pins Bill on the floor)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Back inside the ring, a bloody JoJo Sushi climbs up to the top turnbuckle, but Kilroy Evans slugs him in the stomach. JoJo is crotched on the turnbuckle steel cable hook, and Kota climbs up to the second rope. Superplex by Kota on The Big Ragoo! He rolls on top of him.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: On the floor, Big Bad Bill hits Jonathan Richards with an X factor on the ringbell!! He rolls Richards over into a pin.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jonathan Richards kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Bad Bill rolls back into the ring but gets kicked in the stomach by Sushi. JoJo butterflies Bill's arms and flips him over with a double underhook JoJoplex.
(Jonathan Richards rolls back into the ring and The Miracle Violence Combination II give Richards a shot in the mouth with a double superkick)
Phil Blauer: Kilroy Evans and Andrew Karnage sticking together like Andrew Sinclair and Robert Hunglestien III did in their Helloween. But they also seem to be picking on Jonathan Richards.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Maybe that's because he stole their belts...twice.
Phil Blauer: Correct me if I'm wrong, but nobody can steal anything to begin with if you weren't slipping.
Guillermo O'Bannon: What? Phil, they won the match.
Phil Blauer: True, but The Un-Stable were slippin.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, what does "slippin" mean?
Phil Blauer: Uhhhh...to, uh. Ya know, when you have to...my grandfather has one in his garage...it's the thing that...uh...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage is taking that sickle he has attached to that dog collar around his neck, and is carving it into Richards' forehead!!
(The Cleveland audience roars as Richards kicks the backs of his heels into the mat in pain. Karnage slices and dices Richards' forehead until Richards headbutts him in the face)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota has Big Bad Bill's arms in a surfboard while JoJo Sushi tenderizes his face with punches. Kota sticks that beefy knee into Bills back, and wails back on his arms.
(JoJo starts shuffling like Ali, getting the audience to cheer, while a helpless Bill has to take punch after punch from the former Hardkore Nippon Grand Champion)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Bad Bill powers out of the surfboard and starts hitting both Kota and JoJo Sushi with blistering karate chops! Meanwhile, Jonathan Richards charges at Andrew Karnage with a clothesline but Karnage ducks and Kilroy drop toe holds Richards facefirst into the barbed wire!!
(The Cleveland crowd pops! Andrew Karnage goes to suplex a bloody Richards, but he blocks it and gives Karnage a brainbuster! He makes the cover)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans stomps the back of Richards' head)
Phil Blauer: Dr.Tojo Sushi takes some of the wind out of Bill's sails with a bag of salt to his eyes!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota pulls a screwdriver out of his tights and stabs it into the forehead of Big Bad Bill!!
(The crowd boos, as blood runs down Bill's face. Kota continues to screw it into his flesh. JoJo stomps his boot into the mat, and each time the audience yells "JO!!")
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo stomps his boot into the mat, getting the JoJokick ready for Bill.
(JoJo stomps his boot)
The Gund Arena: "JO!"
(JoJo stomps his boot)
The Gund Arena: "JO!"
(JoJo stomps his boot)
The Gund Arena: "JO!"
(JoJo stomps his boot)
The Gund Arena: "JO!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi comes a' callin but Bill ducks under the JoJo Kick and Andrew Karnage takes Sushi's head off with The Nightmare Lariot!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 10 minutes 38 seconds; 'THE BIG RAGOO' JOJO SUSHI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY ANDREW KARNAGE!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Bad Bill whacks Karnage with a flying leg lariot! Kilroy Evans comes up from behind Bill and piggybacks him into the barbed wire!!
(Big Bad Bill clutches his face as blood runs through his fingers. Jonathan Richards goes to work on Kota with several forearm shivers. Kota ducks under one of them and lifts him up in a fireman's carry)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota drops on top of Jonathan Richards with nearly 500 pounds in a Hawaiian drop!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jonathan Richards kicks out)
(Andrew Karnage cuts some barbed wire off the bottom rack. He wraps it around the dog collar and latches the dog collar on Richards)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage tosses Jonathan Richards over the top rope but puts the breaks on, hanging Richards by the barbed wire wrapped dog collar!!
(The crowd is deafening as Jonathan Richards kicks his feet out, and clutches at his neck. The barbed wire doing a great job tearing up Richards back and neck)
Phil Blauer: Andrew Karnage trying to kill Richards!
Guillermo O'Bannon: A Badly Bloody Bill gets behind Karnage and lifts him up into a human torture rack. A reprieved Richards falls to The Gund Arena floor. Big Bad Bill drops Karnage in a Cross the T Dot the I driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans german suplexes Big Bad Bill!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Out on the floor, Kota pulls Jonathan Richards up on his shoulder and powerbombs him on the railing!!
(A blood soaked Richards staggers away from the railing and Kota scoops him up on his shoulder. Kota running powerslams Jonathan Richards backfirst into the apron)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Jonathan Richards kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage lifts Big Bad Bill up in a standing fireman’s carry. Kilroy Evans gets a running start and jumps up and hits a floating swinging neckbreaker as Karnage drops back in a Samoan Drop!! Three Mile Island!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: In front of us here, Jonathan Richards pulls Kota by the front of the tights into the corner post! The powerlifter, Jonathan Richards, scoops the 487 pounder up then swings him around into a catatonic on the concrete!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kota gets his shoulder up)
(Kota has a large gash over his eye from running into the ringpost. Jonathan Richards pulls Kota's head into a standing head scissors. He piledrives Kota on The Gund Arena floor!! The Cleveland crowd boos him)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jonathan Richards makes the cover!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kota kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Inside the ring, Big Bad Bill applies a claw on Kilroy Evans. Andrew Karnage tries to help out his partner, but Bill gives him a claw as well! Big Bad Bill giving both men the claw!
Phil Blauer: Something not seen since the glory days of Dallas!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Meanwhile, on the floor, Jonathan Richards is stalking Kota on the floor. He runs at him with a clothesline but Kota catches him and delivers a spinebuster on the concrete!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 18 seconds; 'ROLLS ROYCE' JONATHAN RICHARDS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY KOTA!!"
(Kilroy Evans grabs Big Bad Bill and belly to belly suplexes him! Karnage grabs Big Bad Bill in a wheelbarrow pick-up and holds him up with his back to a corner. Kilroy is on the second turnbuckle and leapfrogs over Karnage and drives Big Bad Bill down with a flying sitting senton into a facefirst powerbomb)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Concrete Kiss!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage irish whips Kota into the barbed wire!! Kilroy Evans follows him in with an avalanche!
(The audience cheers. While Kota is pinned against the barbed wire, Karnage delivers a few vader forearm smashes until Kota falls to his butt)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage gives Kota a couple of bootscrapes then finishes them off with a facewash bootscrape. Big Bad Bill grabs Kilroy Evans from behind with a russian legsweep.
(Big Bad Bill peppers Andrew Karnage with lefts and rights. Kota gets a running start and earthquake splashes Kilroy's back. He stands up again and drops his weight across Kilroy's back again)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota applies a camel clutch on Kilroy Evans. Big Bad Bill whacks Andrew Karnage across the face several times with a series of wheel kicks!
(Kota rocks back with Kilroy's head & arms while Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to tap out. Andrew Karnage gets up but is knocked back to the mat again with another lightning quick wheel kick by Bill. Kota links his fingers together and yanks back on Evans' head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota releases the head and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Big Bad Bill crotches Andrew Karnage on the top turnbuckle, and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Bill superplexes Karnage and Kota comes off the top with a 747 splash!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota gets up and gets kicked in the nuts by Kilroy Evans! Before he can recover, Kilroy Evans piledrives Kota's bloody skull into the mat!!
(Kilroy Evans comes up from behind Big Bad Bill and cobra clutches him. He ties up his legs with Bill's and drives him facefirst into the mat with a legsweep! The move leaves a large blood stain on the mat)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage t-bone suplexes Big Bad Bill! He pulls Kota up and butterflies his arms. Kilroy gets a running start and flying shoulderblocks Karnage so he can drive Kota's bloody skull into the canvas with a double underhook DDT even harder.
Phil Blauer: That's nice, he didn't have to do that.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kota kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage pulls Kota up but Kota grabs him and crushes him with a bearhug. He runs Karnage's back into the barbed wire!!
(Kota makes his adjustment and then reapplies his powerful bearhug. Big Bad Bill comes off the top rope and hits a trapped Karnage with a roundhouse Feliner kick!! Bill makes the pin)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota stabs that screwdriver into Kilroy Evans head!! Dave Brickheart attacked him with one in Australia on the November 16th edition of No Man's Land in SWAT. Now he seems to be using the memory of the pain to inflict it on others.
Phil Blauer: Talk about issues. He makes Tatum O'Neal look well adjusted.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota pulls Kilroy Evans up in a powerbomb and Big Bad Bill comes off the second rope with a spike assist!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Bad Bill grabs Andrew Karnage in a 3/4 nelson, then runs up the turnbuckles into an acid drop! Big Bad Bill turns around into a spear from Kilroy Evans into the barbed wire!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans waistlocks Bill and Andrew Karnage hits him with a Nightmare Lariot, flipping Bill over into a Shotgun Suplex!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill kicks out)
(The Cleveland audience gives all four men a round of applause. Andrew Karnage looks around for Kota and finds him with a yakuza kick! Kilroy Evans bites Big Bad Bill's laceration so it extends deeper)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota scoops Kilroy Evans up and runs into the center of the ring with a powerslam!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage irish whips Big Bad Bill but Bill reverses it and sends Karnage's back into the barbed wire!! Big Bad Bill hops onto the second turnbuckle and hops back, plucking Karnage off the barbed wire with a DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota grabs Karnage and puts him over his back with a argentinean backbreaker! Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to submit, as Karnage's arms fall limp to their sides. Big Bad Bill scoops Kilroy Evans and drills him on his head with a snow plow!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota rocks Karnage's back up & down across that massive shoulder. Big Bad Bill attempts a suplex, but Kilroy blocks it and gourdbusters Big Bad Bill chestfirst on the barbed wire!!
(Ron Reid lifts up Karnage's arm, but Karnage keeps his arm up. Kilroy Evans spears Kota from behind and he drops Andrew Karnage! Both Kilroy and Karnage lift up Kota in a side slam)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Miracle Violence Combination II double flip Kota over into facefirst slam!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 23 minutes 1 second; KOTA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY KILROY EVANS!!"
Phil Blauer: Big Bad Bill is now at the mercy of The Miracle Violence Combination II.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage gut wrenches Big Bad Bill up onto his shoulder and then runs into the center of the ring with a ligerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans full nelson suplexes Bill! Big Bad Bill grabs Kilroy Evans by the t-shirt and monkey flips him over. He irish whips Andrew Karnage into the barbed wire!!
(The audience cheers and then Bill corkscrew spears him back into the barbed wire!! But Kilroy takes the win out of his sails with a roundhouse kick)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage takes Big Bad Bill out with a Nightmare Lariot while Kilroy Evans clips his knee out from behind!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Big Bad Bill kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage hammerlocks Bill's arm behind him and scoops him up on his shoulder. He runs into the center of the ring and powerslams him on his chicken winged arm!
(Big Bad Bill staggers up, clinging to his arm. Kilroy Evans grabs him and gives him a stunner! Andrew Karnage pulls him up, but Bill lifts Andrew's arm up and gives him a heart punch in his left armpit)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Bad Bill hits Kilroy Evans with a discus punch. Andrew Karnage sneaks up on Bill with a sambo suplex!
(Kilroy grabs Big Bad Bill in a T-bone suplex position, and Karnage is standing behind him. Kilroy flips Bill over in the suplex, but Karnage catches him, and holds him as Kilroy drops down in a hangman’s neckbreaker)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Attitude Adjustment!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans picks Big Bad Bill up in a crucifix and powerbombs his back onto the barbed wire!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Big Bad Bill gets his shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: Unlike Matt Hardy, Big Bad Bill will not die!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage tosses a blood drenched Bill across the ring with a head & arm suplex! Kilroy Evans scoops Bill up but he falls behind Kilroy and gives him a Bull Stabber knuckle punch to the back of his head.
(Big Bad Bill whacks Evans on the back of the head with an axe kick. Andrew Karnage ducks under a roundhouse kick and chokeslams him up into a backbreaker)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage with a facefirst crucifix bomb set-up, and as he starts to drop down, Kilroy runs along the apron with a Bad Touch to drive Big Bad Bill's neck into the barbed wire!! The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope on the barbed wire!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 28 minutes; BIG BAD BILL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY ANDREW KARNAGE!!"
(The audience applauds at another final between two Un-Stable members. Andrew Karnage and Kilroy Evans look at one another, smile and shrug)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy and Andrew Karnage lock up. Karnage gets a side headlock. Kilroy pushes Karnage off into the barbed wire!
Phil Blauer: But Karnage puts the brakes on!
(Karnage breathes a sigh of relief, but a bloody Kilroy comes up from behind him and applies a sleeper hold. Karnage goes down to one knee from blood loss and exhaustion)
Phil Blauer: Ron Reid tests Karnage's arm but he keeps it up. Kilroy clamps down on the sleeper harder, but Karnage brings his elbow back into Kilroy's even larger sternum.
Guillermo O'Bannon: He butterflies Kilroy's arms and lifts him up into a double underhook Tiger Buster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Kilroy Evans punches him in the stomach. Kilroy Evans clotheslines Andrew Karnage to the concrete below!!
(The Cleveland fans cheer the awkward fall of Andrew Karnage. Kilroy Evans slides under the barbed wire to the Gund Arena floor. He leans Andrew Karnage against the railing and climbs up to the apron)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans gets a running start and flying elbows Karnage against the security rail!
(The audience pops. Kilroy Evans climbs back up on the apron and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. He comes flying off with a plancha but Andrew Karnage shows his amazing power by catching Kilroy, and using the railing for balance to stop his momentum)
Phil Blauer: He caught Kilroy!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage swings Kilroy around into a catatonic backbreaker! He rolls Kilroy onto the apron and then climbs up himself. Andrew Karnage pulls Kilroy up into a fireman's carry then running death valley drives him off the apron on to the concrete!!
(Audience chants "KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!!" Andrew Karnage makes the cover, and the outside official makes the count)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Karnage goes for an exploder, but Kilroy brings his knee up into Karnage's allegedly shrunken testicals.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy grabs a full can of RC Cola and smashes it into his partner's face!! Andrew Karnage staggers around, covered in soda and blood, and Kilroy Evans comes off the apron with a diving chair shot!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans pulls out a bag he has underneath the ring and pours it out on the floor.
Phil Blauer: Those are lego pieces!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans scoops Karnage up and bodyslams him on those shrapnel like peices of plastic!
(Andrew Karnage sits up with rainbow colored lego pieces sticking out of his back. Kilroy Evans butterflies his arms, but Karnage backdrops him onto the concrete! Andrew Karnage drops Kilroy on his head on the cement with a wrist-clutch fisherman’s buster)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arsenal Buster on the floor!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage lifts Kilroy up over his shoulders and hits an alabama slammer on the railing!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage pulls Evans up into a standing kataha-jime. He drops Kilroy's skull on the steel steps with a Lobotomy Suplex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
(The Cleveland audience applauds. Kilroy Evans grabs the chair that Bill Kasal is sitting on, and rams the back of it into Karnage's groin! Kilroy sets up a table at ringside)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy rolls Karnage on the table and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Evans comes off with a 747 splash through the table!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans rolls Karnage on to the apron. He climbs up to the apron, and applies a three quarter nelson and drops The Bad Touch off the apron to the floor!!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans picks Karnage up with a double leg takedown and spinebusters his back into the guardrail!!
(Karnage cries out in pain as one of the remaining lego pieces jams back into his back. Kilroy irish whips him into the apron and rolls him under the barbed wire back into the ring)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy rolls back in, and climbs to the top rope.
Phil Blauer: Will we see a moonsault?
Guillermo O'Bannon: We'll never know, Andrew crotches him on the top turnbuckle. Andrew climbs to the top rope behind Kilroy and wraps his legs around the ropes. Black Market Lobotomy!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage applies an abdominal stretch and turns it into a giant octopus. He presses his leg against Kilroy's head, pressing it down towards the mat.
(Kilroy Evans bleeds a pool of blood underneath his head. Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to submit, but Kilroy refuses. Andrew Karnage then turns it into a dangerous backdrop driver)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage climbs to the top turnbuckle. He sails off the top with a gran hamada style headbutt to his temple!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage irish whips Kilroy into the barbed wire but Kilroy reverses it and sends Karnage into the wire!!
(Kilroy Evans running avalanches Karnage back into the barbed wire!! Kilroy bulldogs his bloody face back into the canvas)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Karnage was playing possum and runs up the turnbuckles to meet him. Super Black Tiger Bomb by Karnage!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 35 minutes 24 seconds; THE WINNER OF HARDKORE HELLOWEEN #3...ANDREW KARNAGE!!"
("I'm the One" by Static-X plays on The Gund Arena public address system. Andrew Karnage raises his arms, and drops to his knees. Kilroy Evans tries to roll onto his stomach, but has lost so much blood he can't)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage has defeated his partner Kilroy Evans, and is advancing to the Road to Helloween barbed wire tag team match. His partner will be his Un-Stable partner, Andrew Sinclair. They'll take on Rated X and his partner, which will be decided by our final Helloween battle royal, coming up next.
(Video fades out on a blood covered Miracle Violence Combination II shaking hands)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the final Hardkore Helloween battle royal. For those of you playing the Hardkore World fantasy game online, a Hardkore Helloween victory is worth 10 points.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Don't bother telling me. I drafted Tony Thunder.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Speaking of which, I just about given up on our office fantasy football pool. My team sucks. I have Elvis Grbac starting at quarterback.
Phil Blauer: I got Bill Parcells.
Yolanda Ando: I got Lyle Alzado. Is he any good?
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Road to Helloween Match is now set. It will be The Un-Stable, Andrew Karnage and Andrew Sinclair against Rated X and the winner of this match.
(The Gund Arena house lights dim to black and spliced footage from Metal Gear Solid III appears on the screen)
Revolver Ocelot: Hold it right there, traitor. Let's find out just how lucky you are.
(Ocelot reveals a bullet for his revolver. He loads the bullet)
Ocelot: Watch closely. (takes out three revolvers)
Ocelot: One of these three guns has a single bullet in it. I'm going to pull the trigger six times in a row. Are you ready?
(Ocelot juggles the three guns. Each time he pulls a trigger, Sokolov winces. The fifth time a trigger is pulled, Sokolov pisses his pants)
Ocelot: Looks like your luck hasn't run out yet.
(The sixth time, the gun fires and the screen shatters into a million pieces as Damageplan's "Moment of Truth" booms through the speakers)
*BOOM!*
(A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. still holding on to those SWAT World Tag Team titles that he won with Syberus as The Connection. Syberus and Adrian Tanner Jr. want to do the same thing here in Hardkore World.
Phil Blauer: High Maintenance would do well to watch this guy tonight.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable are the World Tag Team Champions, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Possession is nine tenths of the law.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Recent decisions in Mississippi and Washington now say that possession may constitute seven eighths.
(When the flames die down, Adrian Tanner Jr stands in the middle of the stage, head down. Black and white footage continues to play on the screen as Adrian begins his walk down the ramp, slapping a couple hands on the way down. At the last verse, Adrian raises his SWAT World Tag Team title belt over his head, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down.)
Yolanda Ando: Adrian Tanner Jr. is wearing some red shorts with gold flames, with black elbow and knee pads, white wrist bands, a black chain around his neck, white boots with "AT" in small blue letters on the back. The SWAT World Tag Team Championship belt is around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is a Hardkore Helloween barbed wire falls count anywhere battle royal. Featuring first, representing SWAT; Hailing from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds; He is One Half of the SWAT World Tag Team Champions...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"
(The Cleveland fans cheer Tanner. The King Kong theme by Jon Barry plays, mixed with good old country rap plays in the back. Bad Boy King Kong makes his way out. His employer, the Microshocker, walks along with Mr. Computer in his hands. The trio makes their way strutting down into the ring. Bad Boy King Kong steps over the barbed wire into the ring)
Phil Blauer: Normally The Microshocker wrestles in this event since 2000. But the results have been...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pathetic. So Bad Boy King Kong, like many other times in The Shock's career is doing the dirty work for the former Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team Champion.
Yolanda Ando: Bad Boy King Kong wears really tight jeans and a black sleeveless shirt.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain; Accompanied to the ring by The Microshocker; He hails from the Smokey Mountains; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 451 pounds...BAD BOY KING KONG!!!"
(The Gund Arena boos Bad Boy King Kong while The Microshocker blows kisses to them. The lights in the Gund Arena dim down to near complete darkness. The silhouette of a few fans sitting near the eye of the camera can be seen slowly rising to their feet wondering just what the heck is going on. Their questions are soon answered when two oh so familiar white spotlights begin to chase their way throughout the crowd in the arena. The fans explode with cheers as “When Worlds Collide” by Powerman 5000 hits and the Justin Evers name is spelled out on the canvas in a red laser. As Spider One belts out the first chorus and Justin Evers appears at the top of the ramp, taking it all the cheers as if feeling a beautiful, refreshing spring rain)
Guillermo O'Bannon: I haven't seen a whole lot of Justin Evers. He wrestles over in Hardkore Britain, participating in a threeway dance with "Giant" Baba O'Reilly and Hardkore Britain Northern Tri-Counties Champion Psychotic Goth at the G-Mex Centre in Manchester. But he is a former Internet Wrestling E-Federation TV Champion, US Champion, Cruiserweight Champion, Hardcore and Intercontinental Champion. Extreme Wrestling League World Champion, No Chance Wrestling World and Tag Team Champion, New Wolfpac Order World and Tag Team Champion, two time Wrestling Midwest World, Shoot and Tag team Champion.
Phil Blauer: Wow, Wolfpac Order World and Tag Team Champion? That fed stayed open long enough to have a tag team tournament?
Yolanda Ando: He is decked out in a David Carr Home Jersey, Blue and Red Mesh shorts and Blue Wrestling Boots with Red Laces.
(The lights slowly begin to come back up to normal as Justin continues to make his way down the ring, slapping the hands of a few fans sitting at ringside on the way. Justin slowly makes his way up the steps and removes the Carr jersey, tossing it into the crowd)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain; Hailing from Houston, Texas; Standing 6 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...JUSTIN EVERS!!!"
(The fans cheer. “I’m Your Boogeyman” by White Zombie comes over the PA, as the following symbols comes up on the tron)
<ALPHA>
<OMEGA>
<Logo of “The Society of the New Breed”>
<The Punisher skull>
(Down comes “The Punisher” Dan Stein to a chorus of boos. Stein ignores them, stone-faced, eyes directly to the ring. His manager, the lovely Domino, hesitantly follows)
Guillermo O'Bannon: This is a great album by the way. It kinda came and went but it was the best thing Rob Zombie ever did.
Phil Blauer: What about Edge's theme music?
Guilermo O'Bannon: It was the best thing Rob Zombue ever did.
(As Stein gets to the ring apron, he stops to wait for Domino to open the ring ropes for him. When she doesn’t, Stein yells at her to get moving, and she grudgingly obliges. Stein climbs into the barbed wire ring, and thrusts the Peacemaker in the air as boos descend upon them. Stein climbs the ringpost and defiantly flips off the crowd, as more boos come down)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein, the brusier of The Society of the New Breed recently won the Wargames Match in Los Angeles against The Dark Ryderz Movement to win the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team Championship.
Phil Blauer: Bad Boy King Kong has confided in me that he's picking Stein out for all of his fat gay rage.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein would love to team with Rated X and get another shot at The Un-Stable.
Yolanda Ando: Dan Stein wears a simple tight black t-shirt, and plain black shorts, with black leather wrestling boots. Stein also wears black leather gloves with the fingers ripped out. The Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belt is slung over his shoulder.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore America; Accompanied to the ring by his manager, Domino; Hailing from Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 285 pounds; He is One Third of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPION...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!!"
(The Cleveland fans boo. The lights dim slowly, Legacy holding both the CWF and UCW Hardcore titles overhead as blood runs down his face shows on the screen then Kota holding the SWAT Statewide title in the air after a victory as Shamrocks and Shenanagans by the House of Pain hits the images of Kota and Legacy battling various opponents and waging war both in the ring and on the floor. Kota delivering a Vader Bomb in the corner of 2 jobbers is followed by Legacy hitting a perfect Legacy-plex on a former CWF member. Legacy then walks out with his manager, Reginald P. Packer. Legacy stands on the apron and slices his thumb across his throat slowly in a symbolic death warning)
Phil Blauer: This match is pretty heavy on the entrance videos. I feel like I've sat through three hours of clips.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy is one of the most highly decorated wrestler in the House of Pain, besides Danny Boy.
Phil Blauer: That guy sucks, he's like their MCA or one of the Kimmels.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy is a former CWF Germany and UCW Hardcore champion. He was the first man to hold both titles at once. His partner Kota did quite well in Helloween #3, so he hopes to do just as well if not better.
Yolanda Ando: Legacy keeps his hair slicked back and in a ponytail. He has a goatee and mustache. Basic black boots with "H.O.P" on each side. Black trunks with "Legacy" on the back. He wears a jacket that matches his boots and trunks. His wrists are taped as are his two middle fingers on each hand.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing SWAT; He is accompanied to the ring by his manager, Reginald P. Packer; Hailing from Atlanta, Georgia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 280 pounds...LEGACY!!!"
(The fans boo. "Sticken" by Disturbed starts playing as blue lights flicker throughout the Gund Arena. Rush comes running out to the stage and plays up the Cleveland crowd and then runs to the ring and slides under the barbed wire and then does a kip up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush is one of the hottest new rookies to come out of Hardkore Britain. But can he possibly be prepared for this barbed wire hell?
Phil Blauer: I loved this band. They did Cherry Pie.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That was Warrant. This is a wrestler.
Phil Blauer: Nooooo, I think they did Cherry Pie.
Yolanda Ando: Rush wears blue & black shorts. His black elbow, knee pads, and black boots with "RUSH" written in blue on the side.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain; From San Diego, California; Standing 6 feet 1 inch; Weighing 217 pounds...RUSH!!!"
(The Gund Arena crowd roars and he pumps them up with his fist. A huge countdown clock appears on the video screen and and a voice starts to talk)
David Sadler will steal the show in 5 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 4 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 3 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 2 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show…………………….Boom fireworks shoot from the ramp.
(The words spoken by David Sadler echo around the arena “I have toiled and bled and now it is time to show you the very meaning of reality” Liberate then hits the speakers as David walks out on the ramp and the camera shoots to a close up of him)
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here is Hardkore World's first look at “The Saviour of Professional Wrestling” David Sadler.
Phil Blauer: (points at Guillermo) Hee Hee Hee, you spelled Savior funny.
(David makes a couple of steps forward as two pyros shoot off fireworks and flame besides him. He then continues down the ramp and then to the ring. He climbs up the steps slowly and when he reaches the top step he looks over at the crowd for a few seconds. He then makes his way through the ropes and walks across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle which he climbs and spreads his arms and looks into the sky)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler and his partner Lee Williams debut in Hardkore Britain with a match in Birmingham, England against The Warhammer Corporation. The winner will be the number one contenders to the British Tag Team titles. A title he has not won, but David Sadler has held 27 championships since 2002 in XCW, TKOW, NGW, UCW, MEW, XIWF, ECWF, CWF, NPW, IWF, FIW, GPW, GCW, FLW, OCW, Global Honour, and SCW.
Phil Blauer: That's averaging 9 titles a year! Wait, did I carry the seven? Sadler is huge everywhere, I can't wait to see why.
Guillermo O'Bannon: There are four wrestlers in this barbed wire battle royal from Hardkore Britain, yet Sadler's the only one actually from England.
Yolanda Ando: Fascinating. David Sadler has on some baggy cut off jean shorts. Black knee and elbow pads and white boots with black trim. Pale skinned with blue eyes, long brown hair and clean shaven.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing UCW; From Ipswich, England; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!!"
(The music slowly fades out as Sadler climbs down from the turnbuckle. "Free Fall" by In Flames plays and Scott Bastion walks out to the cheers of the fans)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fans remembering Bastion from his days over in SIWA.
Phil Blauer: What do you know about this guy?
Guillermo O'Bannon: His media card, or cards, I should say mostly talk abouy his childhood. "...third of four children" (flips to another card) "...His mother for being a druggie and alcoholic..." (flips to another card) "...Scott's older brothers worked at the local grocery store as baggers and stockers"
Phil Blauer: Hmm, like me.
Guillermo O'Bannon: STOCKER, not stalker. God, there's like a million here. "Scott began developing paranoid schziophrenia, and started becoming dillusional..." Like you, Phil.
Phil Blauer: No, it's STOCKER.
Guillermo O'Bannon: (flipping through his cards) First day of school, "...The children began to laugh at Tammy, calling her slut, naming off STDs she may have."
Phil Blauer: Huh, like our Tammy.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah, but this one was his sister. There's a whole thing in here about roommates. Anyway, he was a huge star in SIWA, ZWF, RAW, CWF, IWF, DIWF, and HHCW. Now he's looking to lead the way in Hardkore Rocky Mountains.
Yolanda Ando: Scott Bastion is wearing a trenchcoat, black T-shirt, black jeans, elbow pads, wrist bands, and black boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Rocky Mountains; He is from the city of Champions- Heyworth, Illinois; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 215 pounds...BASTION!!!"
Phil Blauer: I thought it was just Japanese wrestlers in America that go by their last names?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: KENN-EDY!!!
("Wartunes" by Suidakra plays and The Gund Arena goes black, and smoke begins to fill the stage. The mans voice comes over the loud speakers. As his voice fades, and the music begins, two blue lights slowly make their way to the middle of the stage, where Damian is standing, his head down, hair covering his face. The music begins, and several blue fireworks go off as Damian throws his arms into the air, and makes his way down to the ring, ignoring the crowd, his mind focused solely on the task ahead)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Here comes one of the most controversial figures in wrestling right now.
Phil Blauer: Nah, they made quick work out of Zach Daniels earlier.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Sir, you need to check my site. Damian Collins handed UCW back their TV title, when he wasn't happy with his push. Damian Collins is this month's Zach Daniels. Thought you knew.
Yolanda Ando: Damian Collins wears some black elbow pads, black jean shorts, black boots, and black knee pads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing...himself; From Oshawa, Canada; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 297 pounds...'THE FUTURE' DAMIAN COLLINS!!!"
(Mike Peters signals for the bell and all eight men converge on one another. David Sadler attacks Damian Collins with a flurry of forearm shots)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Scott Bastion hits Dan Stein with an STO! Adrian Tanner is blasting Bad Boy King Kong's blubber with several hard chops. Kong returns with some knife edge chops of his own.
(Stein comes up from behind Kong and russian leg sweeps him. Rush takes David Sadler over in a Japanese armdrag. Legacy thumbs David Sadler in the eye, setting him up for a twist of fate by Damian Collins)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer's Guillotine by Damian Collins!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. dropkicks Collins into the barbed wire!!
(The Cleveland crowd gives out a loud "Oh!!" Bad Boy King Kong grabs Collins and vertical suplexes his back back on the barbed wire!! Collins falls to The Gund Arena floor)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bastion twists Legacy's arm. Dan Stein comes off the second rope with a double ax handle to Legacy's twisted arm. Stein rolls Legacy up in an oklahoma roll!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Legacy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy kicks out and gets back to his feet. Dan Stein gets up to his knees and has a running kneelift waiting for him by Legacy! Rush comes off the second rope with a flying body press on Stein!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler has rolled out of the ring to attack Damian Collins. He grabs Collins and gives him a belly to belly suplex on the steel steps!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Damian Collins kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler pulls Collins up into a powerbomb but Collins rolls out of it with an RKO on the floor!! He makes the cover!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy irish whips Bad Boy King Kong into Adrian Tanner Jr.. Tanner drop toe holds Kong facefirst into the barbed wire!!
(The Cleveland crowd roars, and Bad Boy King Kong clutches his face. The Microshocker rushes to his side to give him medical attention. Legacy front facelocks Kong, but Kong lifts him up in a fireman's carry)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong samoan drops Legacy's back into the barbed wire!! Bastion grabs Legacy by the legs and turns him over into a sharpshooter. He plants his feet and pulls back on Legacy's twisted legs.
(Blood flows from Legacy's back. Legacy shrieks in pain while Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out. Dan Stein hits Bastion flush in the chest with a hard heart punch, and he breaks the scorpion)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy gets back up to his feet and hits Bastion from behind with a running bulldog! But Rush floors Legacy with a running side kick.
(On the floor, David Sadler blasts a bloody Damian with a few right hands and then pulls his head into a standing head scissors. He lifts him up in a crucifix)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Crucifixtion bomb on the concrete!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 7 minutes 6 seconds, 'THE FUTURE' DAMIAN COLLINS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. gets on the apron, gets a running start and huracanranas David Sadler on the floor!! He cradles the leg!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Meanwhile, inside the ring, Bad Boy King Kong has Dan Stein by the throat. He chokeslams Stein into the ring!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: In front of us, Adrian Tanner is attempting to suplex Sadler on the ringsteps. But Sadler blocks it, he reverses with a suplex of his own on the concrete!
(Sadler slides under the barbed wire back into the ring. Rush is waiting for him with a superkick upside his head! Legacy has Bastion on his shoulders and is spinning him round & round with an airplane spin)
Phil Blauer: Legacy puts Bastion back down on his feet, dizzy as a schoolgirl.
Guillermo O'Bannon: You would know. Dan Stein scoops Bastion up and drills him headfirst into a michinoku driver II!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Scott Bastion gets his shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: Bastion gets up and hits Stein through the stems with a low blow.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner flips off the ropes with a blockbuster neckbreaker on Dan Stein! Bad Boy King Kong comes off the second rope with a 500 pound elbow drop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Scott Bastion dropkicks Rush into the barbed wire!!
(The force takes him over the barbed wire to the floor. He sits on the concrete and bleeds. Bastion hits Stein with a flying body press but Stein catches him and powerslams him)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Bastion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner goes for a DDT but Legacy counters with a fireman's carry he turns into his Hour Glass death valley driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 11 minutes 29 seconds, ADRIAN TANNER JR. HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY LEGACY!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler takes some of the sunshine out of eliminating Tanner for Legacy by nearly taking his head off with a clothesline!
(Legacy rolls out of the ring and catches a shot to the stomach with a kendo stick by Rush!! Rush then hits him in the back of the knees putting Legacy down to the floor on their knees)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush smashes Legacy in the face with a kendo stick and then a final blow to the back of the head!!
(Rush goes to climb back into the ring, but Legacy gets hold of the kendo stick and whacks him in the back of the head with it! He grabs Rush by the face)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy DDTs an already bloody Rush on the cement floor!! He makes the cover!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rush kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Inside the ring, Dan Stein hammerlocks Sadler's arm and drops him with a chicken wing suplex. Scott Bastion comes spinning off the top rope with a corkscrew moonsault on Sadler!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong slides out of the ring and cracks Rush in the head with a steel chair!! Back in the ring, David Sadler applies a sleeper hold to Scott Bastion.
Phil Blauer: Outside in front of us, a blood drenched Bad Boy King Kong going for another shot with that chair but Rush spin kicks the chair into his head! He makes the cover!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Bad Boy King Kong kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bastion goes down to one knee inside the ring, with Sadler clamping down on the sleeper. Mike Peters tests his arm, but Bastion doesn't let it drop. Legacy is back in the ring, and hits Sadler in the back with a running kneelift, breaking the sleeper on Bastion.
(Dan Stein lifts Sadler up in a hanging suplex then drops him with a jackhammer! The audience cheers as he hooks Sadler's leg)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy goes for a haymaker but Scott Bastion ducks and german suplexes him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Legacy rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Out on the floor, Bad Boy King Kong has Rush's arms butterflied and double underhook DDTs him into the concrete!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rush kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong rolls back into the ring, and runs at Sadler, smashing him in the face with an elbow. A stunned Sadler staggers back into a reverse DDT by Scott Bastion!
(Bastion goes for a cover but Stein starts kicking him. Bastion gets up and irish whips Dan Stein into the barbed wire!! The crowd pops)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bastion taking over on Dan Stein, plucking him off the barbed wire. He scoops him up but Stein falls behind him and applies an inverted facelock...test drive!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Scott Bastion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein presses Bastion over his head and drops his throat on the barbed wire!!
(The Cleveland fans all gasp, as Bastion rolls around clutching his throat. Blood seeps through his fingers. Stein turns around into a lou thez press by Legacy)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy cracks Bastion in his bleeding throat with a fistdrop. Meanwhile, on the floor, Rush has rolled Bad Boy King Kong on a table and climbs up to the second turnbuckle from the apron. He backflips into a moonsault sending Kong through the table!!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Bad Boy King Kong kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush rolls back into the ring under the barbed wire. He grabs Dan Stein with a huracanrana! Sadler stomps Bastion's bloody throat over & over.
Phil Blauer: It's like he owes him money! He doesn't does he?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a flying elbow to Bastion's throat!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 7 seconds, SCOTT BASTION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!"
(EMTs have to help Scott Bastion to the back as blood pours out of his neck. Bad Boy King Kong enters the ring and scoops Dan Stein up on his shoulder)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kong slams Stein into the mat, then does the Hogan ear thing.
Phil Blauer: KOOOOONG!! KOOOONG!! Why can't he hear me?? Oh, his hand isn't cupped my way. He drops the leg across Stein's face anyway. Bummer.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong stands up and is hit by an gorgeous standing dropkick by David Sadler. Rush turns Dan Stein over into a texas cloverleaf.
(Stein tries to power out of it but Rush has his legs clamped tight in his arms. Legacy oklahoma rolls Bad Boy King Kong)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Bad Boy King Kong kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Peters now has to jump from counting Kong's pinfall to checking to see if Stein wants to submit to Rush's cloverleaf.
Phil Blauer: Ron needs to pick up the slack. COME ON, REID!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush releases the cloverleaf and whacks Legacy in the back of the head with an axe kick!
(A bloody Stein scoops Sadler up and fallaway slams him into the barbed wire!! The Gund Arena roars, and Sadler rolls around, clutching his back)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein catches a bloody Rush with a stunner! Stein goes to spinebuster him into the barbed wire, but Rush tornado DDTs him!
(David Sadler staggers over and grabs Legacy from behind with a russian leg sweep. Both of their bloody backs make a stain on the canvas. Bad Boy King Kong sits on Legacy's back and applies a camel clutch)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein grabs Rush by the hair and running bulldogs him. Stein turns around into a spinning wheel kick by David Sadler!
(Bad Boy King Kong rocks back & forth with 487 pounds on Legacy's face & arms. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to submit but Legacy shakes his bloody head "no")
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong releases Legacy and grabs Rush and jack knife powerbombs him!!
(Legacy grabs Sadler from behind with an inverted facelock and drops him with a scorpion death drop! Dan Stein drops Legacy with an X factor)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy blocks a suplex attempt and slingshot suplexes Dan Stein! He goes to backdrop Rush, but Rush reverses it with his canadian destroyer Rush driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 23 minutes 46 seconds, LEGACY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY RUSH!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong wraps David Sadler's leg around into a figure four leglock. He clamps down on his twisted legs, and Peters checks in to see if he submits.
(Sadler whips his long bloodsoaked brown hair from side to side, refusing to submit. Stein spins Rush around in a neckbreaker. Sadler sits up and tries to pry Kong's legs open)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein stomps Bad Boy King Kong in the head. Sadler staggers up and tries to kick Stein but Stein catches his boot. Sadler swings around with an enzuigiri kick! Bad Boy King Kong lifts Rush up and drops him with a brainbuster!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rush kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein applies a full nelson on Bad Boy King Kong. David Sadler double underhooks Rush's arms and delivers a tiger driver '91!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rush gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler climbs to the top rope, but The Microshocker gets up on the apron and pulls Sadler down by the leg, crotching him on the top turnbuckle. A bloody mess named Rush climbs to the second rope and superplexes Sadler! The momentum carries him on top of Rush.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Phil Blauer: What a match!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock hands Bad Boy King Kong a chair, and he comes at Rush. Rush drop toe holds him so his face lands on his own chair!!
(The audience roars, and Bad Boy King Kong clutches his jaw. Rush climbs to the top rope and comes off with a flying body press but Kong catches him and powerslams him)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rush kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong earthquake splashes Rush!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rush gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler belly to belly suplexes Stein over his head into the barbed wire!! Sadler elbow drops Rush. Rush rolls out of the way for the second one. Rush climbs to the top rope and takes Bad Boy King Kong down with a bulldog!!
(Rush grabs Sadler by the arm and shortarm clotheslines him. Bad Boy King Kong hits Rush with a low blow, and then gives Dan Stein the same thing. Sadler comes at him but Bad Boy flattens him with a punch to the nuts)
Phil Blauer: Bad Boy King Kong leaves them all layin...and grabbing their testicals.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong grabs Sadler with his pattented bearhug!
Phil Blauer: He could crush the life out of him with that! Or at least leave that fat funk on him.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein cranks Rush's head in a vice submission.
Phil Blauer: We have stereo submissions!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong trying to squeeze Sadler's spine until it's dust. On the other side of the ring, Stein is trying to twist Rush's head off like a beer cap.
(Sadler tries punch his way out of Kong's bearhug, but Kong won't budge. Dan Stein grabs Kong from behind and drops his reverse neckbreaker)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein hits his Twilight Hammer!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 29 minutes 31 seconds; BAD BOY KING KONG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!"
(David Sadler hits Stein with a running knee strike to his temple. Rush whacks Stein with a european forearm upside the head, followed by another)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler comes up from behind Rush and belly to back suplexes him. Turnabouts fairplay and Dan Stein comes up behind David Sadler and applies a full nelson!
(Stein presses down against the neck of Sadler, while Sadler bleeds down his front. Stein pulls him up and drives him into the mat with a full nelson slam! Stein turns around into a thrust kick in his chest)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush climbs to the top turnbuckle and missle dropkicks both Sadler & Stein!
(The audience cheers. Rush pumps himself up and runs at Sadler, but The Saviour of Professional Wrestling catches him with a sidewalk slam! The crowd boos)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rush kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: He picks Stein up and powerbombs him!! He scoops Stein up and slings him over his shoulder, but Stein falls behind him and lifts him up in a double flying chicken wing!
(Sadler cries out in pain shaking his head "No" as he looks to be dipped headfirst in blood. Stein bounces Sadler up & down on his two bent elbows. Peters asks him if he wants to submit but he refuses)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush comes off the top rope and clotheslines Sadler while Stein holds him up in the air! He grabs Stein by the hair and slams his face into the mat with his Rush Factor!!
(David Sadler comes up from behind with a fameasser, smashing Rush's face into the mat)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Light!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 33 minutes 10 seconds; RUSH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!"
Phil Blauer: It's down to David Sadler, Dan Stein, and Damian. 3D!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Damian's eliminated.
Phil Blauer: Right. When?
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler hits Stein with a flying body press!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein rolls out of the way of a kneedrop. He butterflies Sadler's arms and double underhook suplexes him into the barbed wire!!
(The crowd boos as Sadler slides down the barbed wire, slicing a huge gash down his back & thigh. Stein pulls him up in a headlock)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein goes for a bulldog but Sadler pushes him off into the barbed wire!!
(The fans cheer Stein bouncing off the barbed wire, and coming back even bloodier. He staggers back right into Sadler who drops him back in a russian leg sweep)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Soviet Scum Sweep! Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a flying elbow smash!!
(The Cleveland fans cheer. Sadler collapses on top of Stein)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein blocks a suplex and counters with a hanging suplex of his own! He shows Sadler to all four corners...
(Sadler bleeds down Stein's side, then The Punisher drops him back in the suplex. He pulls him up and twists him around into a corkscrew neckbreaker)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein pulls Sadler up and just starts hammering him with those powerful punches. Sadler fires back with a a volley of punches, then stomps on his toe!
(Stein bounces up & down clutching his foot, and Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle. He measures him with a flying dropkick! The fans cheer, and Sadler makes the cover)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein stomach claws Sadler and David sits up in pain)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein escapes the pin attempt with the stomach claw.
Phil Blauer: Not seen since the days Fritz had one on Gary Hart's nuts.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein batters Sadler's bloody face with a series of headbutts while maintaing the stomach claw!
Phil Blauer: In Sadler's language, Bloody means Damn. So he thinks your saying his damn face. (chuckles) He's gonna be so pissed...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein now has Sadler in a chokehold he calls the Chinese Clutch.
Phil Blauer: That is the Chinese Clutch, Guillermo. He play joke.
(Sadler kicks out his feet and arms in desperation while Stein's thumb & forefinger close off his airway. Mike Peters checks in but Sadler refuses to submit. The Cleveland fans begin stomping their feet faster & faster to urge on Sadler)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein pulls Sadler up into a front facelock and drives his bloody skull into the mat with a DDT!
Phil Blauer: There you go again, Guillermo. Just diggin your hole deeper...
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein scoops him up, but Sadler falls behind him in an inverted facelock. He drops down into an inverted DDT!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler drops a knee across the laceration over Stein's eye. He pulls him up into a waistlock and drops a german he calls the Fuck Hitler Slam!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr-(Dan Stein rolls his shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: I didn't know ALL Europeans were defensive about Hitler. I thought it was just the Germans. That's one to grow on.
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler wraps Dan Stein's legs up and drops backwards into a figure four leglock! He clamps down on Sadler's twisted legs while Stein bleeds a sickening pool next to his face.
Phil Blauer: Stein's shoulder is down!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein rolls over on his side)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters checking to see if Dan Stein wants to submit but he's not getting any answer from him.
Phil Blauer: Mike's used to that.
(Domino has a concerned look on her face as she pounds on the apron to wake Stein up. Sadler sits up and screams at The Punisher to tap, spitting blood out of his mouth as it runs down his face)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler clamps down on Stein's legs again and the pain causes Dan to sit up. He's staring a hole through Sadler and is now twisting over, trying to reverse the figure four.
Phil Blauer: Sadler's about to experience The Strongest Man this side of the Atlantic!
(Stein rolls the figure four over and Sadler cries out in pain. He releases the fiugre four and crawls away from Dan Stein. Stein struggles to get to his feet)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein gut wrench suplexes David Sadler across the ring!
Phil Blauer: Just missing the barbed wire!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein rolls Sadler up with a la majistral!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein pulls Sadler up over his shoulder with a hanging backbreaker! The Punisher bounces Sadler's spine up & down across his shoulder while The Saviour of Professional Wrestling's legs & arms are hanging like noodles.
(Domino celebrates on the outside as Mike Peters checks in to see if Sadler wants to submit. The crowd pleads with him not to submit)
Phil Blauer: Rated X watching this match in the back, wondering what's going to be left of his partner.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein drops to his knees, ramming his shoulder through Sadler's back on the way down. Dan Stein pulls Sadler's head over his shoulder from behind and pulls down on it in The Final Solution submission.
Phil Blauer: Speaking of Mad Dog Vachon, you know what's always fascinating about AWA road stories from the 80's? Every story ends with me asking "...and Brad Rheingans & Jonnie Stewart were still working? Even then??" Can anyone tell me what the hell Ray Stevens was still doing wrestling in 1988??
(Stein repeatedly yanks on Sadler's head & neck while racking him over his back. Peters asks Sadler but Sadler not submitting. Sadler eventually reverses it by grabbing Stein's head, taking his own feet out and dropping in a rude awakening! The fans come to life)
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler applies a crippler crossface on Dan Stein. He links his hands together and pulls up on Stein's head & arm!
(Domino covers her eyes when Stein shrieks out in pain. He covers Sadler's wrist in blood where it's touching his face. Stein rolls Sadler over into a cradle)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler releases the crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Both men up to a vertical base and Stein lifts Sadler up by the throat with both arms! He throttles Sadler for a while and then tosses him backfirst into the barbed wire!!
(The Cleveland crowd boos. Sadler screams bloody murder. Stein takes advantage of it with a few blasts to the face with rights. Stein runs to clothesline him in further but Sadler moves out of the way)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein puts the breaks on right before he hits the barbed wire. He breathes a sigh of relief and then walks right into a yakuza kick! David Sadler pulls him up into a dangerous Dave DDT!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein gets up and ducks under a Rageline and kicks Sadler in the gut. He pumphandles him up onto his shoulder into The Reckoning Slam!!
Phil Blauer: He isn't going for the cover!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Could be a mistake he regrets forever. He pulls Sadler's head into his legs with a standing head scissors. He pulls him up and drops Sadler's back on the barbed wire with a powerbomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
("I'm Your Boogieman" by White Zombie plays. Domino carefully enters the barbed wire ring and lifts Stein's arm. He pulls it away and raises it himself. The fans rain boos and debris down on him)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 42 minutes 20 seconds; THE WINNER OF HARDKORE HELLOWEEN #4...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Punisher" Dan Stein is one step closer to getting a title shot against Cobryn!
Phil Blauer: This could get interesting.
Guillermo O'Bannon: But first, he and Rated X take on Andrew Sinclair and Andrew Karnage in the Road to Helloween falls count anywhere barbed wire tag team match.
Phil Blauer: In a Strange Bedfellows Match!
Guillermo O'Bannon: No, Phil.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil who are you supposed to be?
Phil Blauer: Natalie Holloway.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Isn't that a little dated?
Phil Blauer: That's why it was cheap. I had 20 bucks and it was either this or John Kerry. Who blows $300 on a polyester suit your gonna throw out the next day? Besides it's not like NYPD Blue didn't go off the air like 5 years ago.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shows how much you know, I'm making 10 easy payments. Well fans, all the time for talkin is done.
Phil Blauer: Good, can I have the night off?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Welcome to the 8th Annual Hardkore Helloween! Tonight is the worst night of many wrestlers' lives. They just don't know it yet. There will be four falls count anywhere battle royals tonight.
Yolanda Ando: A little repetative, wouldn't you think? A lot like sex with Jonnie.
Phil Blauer: Definately! The winners of each royal, or as the French call it, royal...e', will team up, in a Strange Bedfellows Match.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, we told you in rehearsal that we weren't gonna call it that. Tom and Katie threatened to sue. They will tag team in a barbed wire match. The winning team will face in the Main Event to become the 2005 Hardkore Helloween Champion. They will also recieve a title match with the Hardkore World Champion.
Phil Blauer: I have one of those.
Guillermo O'Bannon: No, that's a rash.
Phil Blauer: I wondered why my World title shot made my balls itch so bad.
Matt Boone: (removes his retainer) Don't scratch, sir. My mom says that's how the nasties spread.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Also tonight, we have a battle royal among Hardkore World's best women wrestlers to see who will get a title shot with Ashley in Sacramento.
Phil Blauer: Uh...no we don't.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Come on, Phil. You act like I'm the one not going to the meetings.
Matt Boone: Sources close to the locker room say former Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Rally Jackson exposed himself to half the ladies locker room. Initial word stated he may have been drunk and a little depressed, stemming from being usurped as the alpha in Big Bad Bill's crew.
Phil Blauer: A "Doctor" Phil medical tip of the day, when you're feeling usurped try mixing your prescriptions with alcohol. It makes all the good your drugs do that much gooder.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn puts his Hardkore World Championship on the line against Death Gojira. Gojira defeated Cobryn in Hardkore Hall in a ladder match for the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship. Now Cobryn's got an even bigger championship, and Gojira hasn't got any less brutal.
Phil Blauer: Here's the thing with Cobryn. You can bleed him dry, {No Means No} his soul, and break his back in three places but he still seems to leave the building with his hand raised as the winner. Just like my ill-fated celebrity boxing match with Mary Kate Olson.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then Lucifer Jones is hooked to Syberus in a dog collar match for his Hardkore America title. Lucifer Jones sliced Syberus up with a razor before his match with "The Original" Zack Daniels.
Phil Blauer: If it weren't for Big Bad Bill and his ladies though, Zack Daniels could be sitting here with two titles instead of Biggie Sizing my fries.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, Syberus shouldn't have been in that condition to begin with. At any rate, Syberus will try and become a triple champion by defeating the White Chapel Horror. Then Ashley puts her newly won Hardkore World Championship belt on the line against Alley in a steel cage. Phil, you asked to do some personal research in this feud, take it away.
Phil Blauer: Thank you, Garrison. I don't know where to begin. Ashley and Alley had some substantial wars in Extreme World Wrestling but it all started back in a little fed known as the Ozark Wrestling Syndicate. They wrestled in a tag team known as Tit & Tat. Alley was called Tit because...
Guillermo O'Bannon: We get it, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Anywho, they mostly wrestled dark matches against kids fresh out of wrestling school. They didn't make much money but they kept one another warm at night, if you know what I mean?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone (dressed as a charimatic enigma): Slower, sir.
Phil Blauer: But eventually they got their big break. The promoter told them that they had a main event slot...wrestling a grizzly bear. Well, in the Ozarks, bears are more important than people. One ran for governer and everybody else dropped out...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, Phil...how much of this is true?
Phil Blauer: (scrolls through his index cards) Uh...oh, here it is: "I don't know where to begin."
Guillermo O'Bannon: You asked to do research for this match? What did you do this whole month?
Phil Blauer: Well, by "research" I meant, already know all about it. Once I started going through all those wrestling tapes I tell ya, have you ever had to sit through one of those things? Everybody thinks they're Joey Styles, screeching in high pitched voices and listing all the indy trivia about two beanpoles that have as much chance making it on TV as Law & Order: Tire Track Analysts.
Guillermo O'Bannon: You could have just given it back to me.
Phil Blauer: Blauers don't admit failure.
Yolanda Ando (dressed as Demolition Ax): What about that time you tried to...
Phil Blauer: Blauers don't admit impotence. They do, however, admit exuberence, and that's what I feel about our first match.
(Blauer and Boone high five)
Matt Boone: Good save, sir.
Phil Blauer: Blau-Dog's hot in Cleveland, like John Elway, Michael Jordan, and all those Yankees.
("Renegades of Funk" by Rage against the Machine hits and Soutter, James Fierce, The Shootfighter, Nathan Slater, Gavin Slater and Judge Death come down to the ring. Fierce is holding a chair. Soutter wearing his customary Hawaiian Shirt over the top of a KGB singlet)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The KGB has invaded Hardkore World and The Shootfighter was their first recruit. He's been busy as of late, feuding with Tatsuya Arakawa in Japan and the West Coast as well as coaching his protege Psychotic Goth to the Hardkore Britain Northern Tri Counties title. He recently lost a match in his native Thailand for the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Championship against Arakawa, so he'd love another shot at him as well as finally win the Hardkore World Championship after a decade in trying.
Phil Blauer: So I've been listening to Mortal Kombat for 10 years?
Guillermo O'Bannon: We all have. The Shootfighter has excelled in these types of matches and is the only wrestler to compete in all 10 Hardkore Helloweens!
Phil Blauer: What about you?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't count cause I'm not a wrestler and Joey Hagg did the first two.
Phil Blauer: I always hated Joey Hagg...(shakes his fist) house showin bastard!
Yolanda Ando: The Shootfighter wears knee length black wrestling tights, black wrestling boots, sharp studded forearm pads and a tight black robe with a red dragon on the back.
Guillermo O'Bannon: They also have High Maintenance in their control. Nathan Slater and Jonathan Richards stole the Hardkore World Tag Team titles, AGAIN, after losing a ladder match to The Un-Stable in Los Angeles.
Phil Blauer: You gotta watch those Aussies, they'll steal the cream filling out of your Oreos if your not careful. That's why I sit on mine for safekeeping.
Guillermo O'Bannon: They have a rematch in Hardkore Britain at the Birmingham NEC Center. But tonight, Slater is going into business for himself and looking to become the #1 contender to the Hardkore World Championship.
Yolanda Ando: Nathan Slater wears a unbuttoned black silk shirt and parachute red track pants with black wrestling boots that say "New Sensation".
(Soutter grabs the mic from Bill Kasal)
Soutter : "................. Its good to be back!"
(The Cleveland fans chant "Wel-come Back! Wel-come Back! Wel-come Back! Wel-come Back! Wel-come Back!")
Soutter : "That's right! The Suit is back! And this time i'm not alone!"
(Soutter points to Fierce ... "who are you" chant .... Fierce shakes his head mouthing a "you will find out". Soutter then points to The Shootfighter)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce has made himself a force to be reckoned with in SWAT, UCW: Warfare, HPWA, UWA, AWA, ACW, and the infamous PWA. Now he and Soutter bring the KGB to Hardkore World to give The Un-Stable and The House of Pain what they've been asking for. But tonight James Fierce is looking out for number one.
Phil Blauer: You don't hear alot of Red Hot Chili Peppers at a wrestling show. That's unfortunate. They finally legitimized walking around wearing nothing but a sock. They do it and they're rock stars. I do it and I'm in handcuffs.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I'm sorry I invited you to my friend's bar mitzvah, sir. It's my fault.
Phil Blauer: Damn straight!
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce and Soutter lost their UCW World Tag Team titles to Kilroy Evans and CK Panic, The Attbury Wrecking Crew in Ipswich, England. That loss also forced them to leave UCW, and come here to the sunny West Coast.
Phil Blauer: We're in Cleveland.
Yolanda Ando: James is in a tradition wrestling singlet. The singlet is red at the top and transitions into black towards the thighs. On the back of the singlet the letters “KGB” are written in black. During the introduction Fierce will wear a black and red warm up jacket that has Bandits written on the left breast and Fierce underneath.
Soutter : "Yeahop ..... The KGB ... Kross Global Bandits have just landed in Hardkore World ... that is once we get permission from our sweet mouth world champion .. .wouldn't want him thinking we were trying some "invasion" thingy or something ... seeing as he and the Society are the only ones around here allowed to start a stable."
"Ladies and Gentleman, before we get things underway. I would like to announce a special challenge tonight. It's time to liven things up around ... I am challenging anyone in that locker room to come down to the ring and accept my $5,000 Powerslam Challenge."
(The Gund Arena cheers)
Soutter: "That's right because I am Master of the Powerslam. The most lethal move in this business. A move with the like sof DDT's, Piledrivers and Figure Furs used to be both feared and recognised world wide. And soon all of you, wether your Kilroy Evans, Gojira, Rally Jackson or Matt Boone's piano teacher will fall under the sheer destruction of ... THE POWERSLAM! Here's the challenge, you allow me to powerslam anyone in the back, and if you can answer the five count, you win $5,000. But it ain't happenin'"
("Caught in a Mosh" by Anthrax plays and Blak Lung comes down to the ring)
Guillermo O'Bannon: It seems that Blak Lung has decided to accept the $5,000 Powerslam Challenge.
Phil Blauer: I get a 10% cut as his manager.
(Blak Lung slides under the barbed wire, The Shootfighter tries to stop him but Blak Lung punches him. The Shootfighter goes to punch back but Nathan Slater holds him back. Blak Lung stands eye to eye with Soutter)
Soutter: "I said CHALLENGE! Ok, you wanna be the first victim of 'Mr. Powerslam' Paul E. Soutter?? Sounds good turkey. Let me get ready."
Phil Blauer: Soutter going into his preperation session here.
(James Fierce stands the chair up and Soutter sits in it, removing his Hawaiian Shirt. Fierce rubs Soutter's shoulders while Soutter throws talcum powder all over his shoulders & hands for grip)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Is all this really neccesary?
Phil Blauer: The trick to the powerslam is grip, Guillermo. And falling down on a person.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter scoops Blak Lung up and makes a couple adjustments ... and then a couple more ... he's walking him around the ring, looking for the perfect spot.
Phil Blauer: Soutter makes a few more adjustments now.
(Soutter puts his finger in his mouth and then tests the wind. He then drops forward, crushing Blak Lung with his 428 pounds! The fans cheer and Soutter instructs Bill Kasal to start counting)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "1!"
(Blak Lung starts to stir)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "2!"
(Blak Lung pulls himself up by the ropes)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "3!"
(Soutter grabs the unfolded chair and cracks Blak Lung in the skull with it!! The Shootfighter shakes his head and Blak Lung drops like a bag of hammers. The Cleveland fans cheer wildly)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "4!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "5!"
Phil Blauer: Mr.Powerslam has done it!
(Soutter takes the microphone)
Soutter: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt him, but the powerslam knows no halfway switch. The powerslam is stronger than me. I am just it's vessel. (grabs Fierce by his jacket and shakes him) I'M JUST IT'S VESSEL, JAMES!!
(James consoles Soutter and tells him it's ok)
Soutter: Heed my word. Tonight is the beginning of the end for everyone in the locker room. Like some Stephen King villan that's nameless and invisible and can talk to you in to you in your head, the powerslam is like that. But it won't take you an entire summer to read the powerslam.
Just 5 seconds baby .... 5 seconds!
And i like it like that!
(Soutter hands the microphone to Bill Kasal and leaves the KGB in the ring)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to The Gund Arena. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine and Hardkore World present Hardkore Helloween! This match is a falls count anywhere barbed wire match. Featuring first, Representing Hardkore America; Originally from West by gawd Virginia, now hailing from Washington D.C.; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 255 pounds...'THE FEROCIOUS BANDIT' JAMES FIERCE!!! Representing Hardkore Britain, accompanied to the ring by his manager, Gavin Slater; From Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet; Weighing 222 pounds...'NEW SENSATION' NATHAN SLATER!!! And Representing Hardkore Nippon; accompanied to the ring by his manager, Judge Death; He hails from Bangkok, Thailand; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds...THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!! They are THE KGB!!!"
(The fans cheer. "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and Cleveland leaps to their feet. Rated X walks down to the ring with his dented chair with an "X" painted over it. The fans crane over the guardrail trying to slap his hand)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X comes back after nearly 5 years of inactivity. His last match here in Hardkore America was in 2001. He had a brief run in Tamara Sanchez's CWF Germany, feuding with Hardkore Jonnie Valentine.
Phil Blauer: Those Germans love them some leather masked guys. And World Domination through brutal genocide. But mostly leather masked guys.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The only knock against him back then was that he was banged up after his numerous feuds with Cyrus Williams, Ghandi the Butcher, Tarrasque, "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson, and Sycho Kid. Now he's well rested with his eyes set on the Hardkore World Championship.
Phil Blauer: I can't see his eyes through that thing. Can you?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: He's been busy with his wrestling school. He trained Hardkore America and Hardkore Britain star Blak Lung.
Phil Blauer: I wouldn't go around bragging about that.
Yolanda Ando: Rated X wears some black trunks & boots. He wears a black mask with a white X on it. His chest, arms, and back covered in Yakuza style tattoos.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to The Gund Arena. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine and Hardkore World present Hardkore Helloween! This match is a falls count anywhere barbed wire match. Featuring first, representing Hardkore America; From Parts Unknown, Ohio! (The Gund Arena cheers) Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds...RATED X!!
(Rated X raises his chair, standing on the second turnbuckle. "Go To Sleep" by Eminem, Obie Trice, and DMX plays and Stan "The Tank" Wilson steps out on the rampway with the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist. He jogs in place as the fans boo him)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson walks down to the ring with a maturity we rarely see among today's wrestler. He looks confident like we've never seen him. Dominating the wrestling scene over in Australia will do that for you.
Phil Blauer: I've seen that look before, it's the one that stares back at me in the mirror.
Yolanda Ando: That's shame.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan The Tank brutalized Cobryn all over that double cage in LA, but due to Microshocker, came up short. He's hoping to win this battle royal like he did to win the Hardkore America title to get another shot at him.
Yolanda Ando: Stan wears black leather trunks with the words "Big Tank" embroided on the back, and an image of a small tank on the front. Black elbow pad, as well as black wrist tape on the left arm. Black hand and wrist tape on The Chokeslam Hand. Black kneepads, with ankle length black leather boots to complete the outfit.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing SWAT; From Birmingham, Alabama; Standing 6 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 325 pounds; He is The Current SWAT World Heavyweight Champion...STAN 'THE TANK' WILSON!!!"
(The Gund Arena boos Stan Wilson, then Johnny Lee Harley walks out to no music, just screaming various obscenities. He has the Hardkore Nippon Grand Championship title around his waist and the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belt around his waist. He swings his lariot around & round while spraying tobacco juice all over. Cleveland Brown's wide reciever Braylon Edwards takes exception to having chaw sprayed on him. Harley threatens him with his branding iron)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Lee Harley was victorious in the wargames match in Los Angeles and is looking to get another peice of Big Stan. He also has debuted in Hardkore Nippon in a Glass Hell, Coffin of Thumbtacks, Board of Nails threeway match with "Giant" Baba O'Reilly and Mad Scotsman. That match allowed him to move on to a steel cage match with "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi that he won, making him the newest Hardkore Nippon Grand Champion. The decision however caused a major riot in Thailand that killed 3 people and injured 42.
Phil Blauer: Glass Hell? Coffin of Thumbtacks? Doesn't anyone believe in Arm Wrestling challenges anymore?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Harley is a bruiser and anyone in this match would be best advised to stay out between him and the barbed wire.
Yolanda Ando: Johnny Lee Harley has messy black hair that extends about half way down his neck, and could be considered by some as a light form of mullet. He wears green trunks and a large brown cowboy hat.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Nippon; from Sweetwater, Texas; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 312 pounds; He is One Third HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPION & The Current HARDKORE NIPPON GRAND CHAMPION...'THE TEXAS TRASH COMPACTOR' JOHNNY LEE HARLEY!!!"
(The crowd jeers, Harley raises his branding iron and hoots. "Devil's Island" by Megadeath and images of solitaires are flashed around the Gund Arena, when the singing starts Jon Nicolson comes out and lots of blue pyro goes of. He stands at the top of the stage and puts his hand straight out to the side and gives the heavy metal sign with his hands)
Phil Blauer: And here comes Hardkore Britain's enigma.
Guillermo O'Bannon: He's from Hardkore Nippon.
Phil Blauer: Why?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't know.
Phil Blauer: He seems to be lost over there.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's true, he recently lost that glass coffin, board of nails, and thumbtacks match we just talked about with "Giant" Baba O'Reilly and Johnny Lee Harley over in Thailand.
Yolanda Ando: Jon Nicholson wears a kilt, orange boots, and a lion tattoo covering the top of his head, with a Scotland flag on his back, with some miscellaneous tattoos on arms.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain...(Rated X whispers in Bill's ear) Really? Uh...representing Hardkore Nippon, From Alexandria, West Dumbartonshire, Scotland; Standing 5 feet 9 inches tall; Weighing 248 pounds...'THE MAD SCOTSMAN' JON NICHOLSON!!!"
(The Cleveland fans boo. Then "TRIBE!" by Mad Capsule Markets plays and the Gund Arena boos even louder. Tom Lux leads Tatsuya Arakawa down to the ring)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa is a student of Cyrus Williams, someone who warred with Rated X for years through HFW in Utah, through Hardkore America. Cyrus would probably like nothing better than to get inside the ring with X, but he's sending his protege in there to feel out his old rival see what he's lost and what he's gained.
Phil Blauer: I would like nothing better than a sundae. With hot fudge.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa has been succesful thusfar in his feud with The Shootfighter in both Hardkore America and Hardkore Nippon, even winning the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles title off of him in his own home country but with the barbed wire surrounding them this time, they...
Phil Blauer: No! No! No! Hot carmel. Mmmmm.
Yolanda Ando: Tatsuya Arakawa wears black biker MMA style tights with Japanese lettering for "Saikyo Terrorist" on the rear in blood red. High black boots. Black TRACE kneepads, black wrist tape, plus two strands of black tape around his ring & middle finger on both hands with the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles title strapped around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Nippon; He is accompanied to the ring by his manager, from Shimo-tsuga-gun, Tochigi, Japan; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 261 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE NIPPON BRASS KNUCKLES CHAMPION...'SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA!!!"
(Fade back up to the Gund Arena. Rated X assaults Arakawa from behind to jump start the match! The audience lets out a deafening pop as Rated X assaults and batters Arakawa and the refs signal for the bell. Everyone converges on one another in the ring)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X rolls Arakawa up in a small package!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Lee Harley goes for a big boot but James Fierce ducks underneath it and leg whips him over his shoulder. The Shootfighter batters Harley's ribs with several muay thai kicks to his upper & lower ribs.
(The Mad Scotsman lifts Rated X up with a pumphandle into a tigerbomb!! Rated X gets up and turns around into a shotei uppercut strike by Tatsuya Arakawa)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nathan Slater hiptosses his KGB partner The Shootfighter over and Johnny Lee Harley puts the boots to him. Stan Wilson pushes both of them out of the way and elbow drops The Shootfighter in the face.
(Rated X swings Tatsuya Arakawa around into a hangman's neckbreaker! James Fierce whacks Jon Nicholson in the face with a forearm uppercut)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nicholson staggers back into The Shootfighter who drops him with a german suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Jon Nicholson rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa whacks Rated X upside the head with a yakuza kick! The Mad Scotsman drops The Shootfighter with a cobra clutch suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nathan Slater dropkicks Stan Wilson but Wilson no-sells it!
(Slater points to his head so people know how smart he was to dropkick someone. Stan Wilson comes behind him and belly to back suplexes Nathan Slater)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Lee Harley whacks Jon Nicholson in the face with a flying back elbow! Stan Wilson irish whips Slater into James Fierce who spinebusters him!
(Rated X grabs Tatsuya Arakawa by the hair with two hands and tosses him into the barbed wire!! The Cleveland crowd leaps to their feet and cheers. James Fierce pulls The Mad Scotsman up by the arm)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls Jon Nicholson into a short arm lariot!
Phil Blauer: Look at Arakawa's back, already lacerated.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pounds Nathan Slater in the face with a few muay thai strikes.
Phil Blauer: It's every man for himself.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jon Nicholson sneaks up behind The Shootfighter and gives him a release tiger suplex!
(Tatsuya Arakawa spins around into a uraken spinning back punch that tags Rated X. James Fierce and Nathan Slater double suplex Johnny Lee Harley)
Phil Blauer: James Fierce working together with his best friend's protege, Nathan Lane. The KGB, for the most part, starting to form a cohesive bond.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Lee Harley no sells it! He stands right back up and beats up the two of them with those stiff right hands! Stan "The Tank" Wilson grabs "The Mad Scotsman" Jon Nicholson and chokeslams him onto the barbed wire!!!
(Audience winces and boos Stan Wilson. He places a boot on Nicholson's chest)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 8 minutes 20 seconds, 'THE MAD SCOTSMAN' JON NICHOLSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY STAN 'THE TANK' WILSON!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: And The Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Scotsman is gone.
Phil Blauer: About time, why did we even play that guy's theme music?
(A shot cuts to Ron De La O's timekeeper's table, it's weighted down by all the gold belts on there. The SWAT World Heavyweight title, the Hardkore Nippon Grand Championship, the Hardkore World Six Man Tag team title, and the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Championship)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X lifts Tatsuya Arakawa up in a human torture rack and then flips him over into a burning hammer we all know as The Palms Springs Driver!!
(The audience cheers. Meanwhile Stan Wilson has Johnny Lee Harley trapped in a corner and chokes him with his boot. James Fierce full nelsons Tatsuya Arakawa and Nathan Slater comes over and slaps Arakawa)
Guillermo O'Bannon: While Arakawa is trapped by James Fierce, and Slater punt kicks him right in the balls. The Shootfighter springs on Tatsuya and applies a tri corner choke! He had this on Arakawa a few times and hasn't been able to make him tap yet, but with his back shredded from that barbed wire one never knows.
(James Fierce whacks Rated X with a martial arts strike to the nerve in his neck. Rated X goes down to one knee from partial paralysis. Shootfighter applies intense pressure to Arakawa's throat with the tri-corner submission)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Lee Harley double underhook DDTs a kneeling Rated X!! Shootfighter rolls Arakawa on his back, and applies it that way. But Stan Wilson comes over and stomps the back of Shootfighter's head.
(Tatsuya Arakawa slips out of the tri-corner choke, and grabs Shootfighter by the hair. He rams several high Muay Thai knees into Shootfighter's stomach and then ends it with one to the jaw)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa turns around into some knuckle shots to his forehead by Rated X that breaks his head open the hard way. Stan "The Tank" Wilson grabs James Fierce with a crushing bearhug. Rated X bites Tatsuya Arakawa's forehead opening up the wound even more and follows with more closed fists and sharp elbows opening the wound up more! Nathan Slater bulldogs Johnny Lee Harley into the mat.
(James Fierce cries out in pain as Wilson tries to crush his ribs. With a fist full of blood soaked hair Rated X drives Tatsuya Arakawa face first into his knee twice, then finishes up with a big punch sending The Saikyo Terrorist through the barbed wire to the floor)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce slips down Wilson's body and then drops down into a jawbreaker to break the bearhug. The Shootfighter tattoos Wilson with a reverse knife edge chop to his throat. Johnny Lee Harley kicks the big man to the mat as the three of them triple team the Tank.
(On the floor, a bloody Tatsuya Arakawa ducks underneath a punch and deadlift german suplexes him on The Gund Arena floor!! The Shootfighter ducks underneath the barbed wire to join them on the ground)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter russian sickles Tatsuya Arakawa on the floor! Meanwhile, inside the ring, Johnny Lee Harley comes at Wilson with The Steer Mover lariot but The Tank catches him and flapjacks him onto the barbed wire!!
(The Cleveland fans roar, as Harley shrieks & screams while trying to peel himself off of the barbed wire. On the floor, The Shootfighter & Judge Death are setting up a table on the floor. Rated X pulls Tatsuya Arakawa up on the apron)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X gives Arakawa a hangman's neckbreaker off the apron, through The Shootfighter's table!!
(The Gund Arena chants "RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!" Rated X pins him on the floor and the outside official, Mike Peters makes the count)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
(Inside the ring, Johnny Lee Harley tosses Stan Wilson facefirst into the barbed wire!! The crowd pops)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X leans Arakawa's face against the ringpost, and then cracks him in the head with a chair!! Inside the ring, Nathan Slater superkicks a bloody Johnny Lee Harley upside the head!
(Nathan Slater turns around into a fireman's carry by Stan "The Tank" Wilson. He then spins him around into an implant DDT!! Stan viciously flips Slater over and makes an arrogant cover where he just lies across him)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 19 seconds; 'NEW SENSATION' NATHAN SLATER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY STAN 'THE TANK' WILSON!!"
Phil Blauer: Stan has eliminated 25% of the competition.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Who does your math for you?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I d-...(gets backhanded by Phil)
Phil Blauer: A gentleman never tells.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Back out in front of us here, Rated X has returned the favor and is setting up a table for The Shootfighter while he pulls Arakawa up on the apron. He half nelsons Arakawa and t-bone suplexes him off the apron and through the table!!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 56 seconds, 'THE SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!"
(Inside the ring, Johnny Lee Harley stands on the top turnbuckle over Rated X)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Lee Harley comes off the top rope with a flying legdrop to the neck of Rated X!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa is pissed about getting eliminated by The Shootfighter. Tom Lux grabs Shootfighter's stainless steel cane and whacks Shootfighter across the head!!
(James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes down with an elbow drop off the top rope to Shootfighter on the floor!! Fierce makes the cover)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 16 minutes 41 seconds; THE SHOOTFIGHTER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY JAMES FIERCE!!"
Phil Blauer: And just like that it's down to Fierce, Wilson, Rated X and Johnny Lee Harley!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Harley lifts Rated X up in a human torture rack and then gives him his own Palm Springs Driver!! James Fierce applies an arm scissors into a rings of saturn on X. Ron Reid checks in to see if he submits.
(Stan "The Tank" Wilson full nelsons Johnny Lee Harley. Rated X shakes his head "no" to the ref while he lies on his side. Wilson pushes Harley's face into the barbed wire!! The crowd cheers, and Wilson then drops Harley in the mat with a full nelson slam)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls back on Rated X's arm and wears it down. Feirce releases it and irish whips Rated X into the corner. Stan Wilson rams his shoulder into X's stomach a few times.
(Rated X knees Wilson in the stomach, and then DDTs his head into Johnny Lee Harley's face!! Rated X pulls Harley up a little and tosses his throat onto the bottom strand of barbed wire)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X leans his knee against the back of Harley's head, pressing it into the barbed wire! He scoops Harley up, but Harley's weight is too much and Rated X falls back, Harley bridges him up onto his shoulder. Harley running tombstone piledrives him!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce inverted facelocks Stan Wilson, and then swings it around into a elbow drop! Johnny Lee Harley half nelsons Rated X and then drops him on his head with a t-bone suplex!
(James Fierce gets behind Johnny Lee Harley and crisscrosses his arms across him. Fierce straightjacket suplexes him)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Johnny Lee Harley gets his arm loose)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson lifts Rated X up in a hanging suplex long enough to makes some of X's blood run down his side. He drops him back finally!
(Rated X sits up cringing from back pain. Stan Wilson flips him up on to his shoulder and then running ligerbombs him)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X rolls out of the ring, Johnny Lee Harley fireman's carries Fierce on his shoulders. He drops him into a death valley bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls out a ladder and slides it into the ring, and this is now a ladder match! Johnny Lee Harley double chicken wings James Fierce and drops him on both of his twisted arms!
(Rated X rolls into the ring and rams the ladder into Stan Wilson's face!! The Cleveland crowd cheers. He drops the ladder and sets up James Fierce in front of the it)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X suplexes James Fierce on the ladder!! Stan Wilson scoops Johnny Lee Harley up and powerslams him on the barbed wire!!
(Fans are deafening, as both Rated X and Stan Wilson seperately celebrate. Stan drags the ladder over Johnny Lee Harley's face, then gets a running start)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson legdrops the ladder into Johnny Lee Harley's face!! Rated X front facelocks James Fierce but Fierce turns it into a fireman's carry. James Fierce death valley drivers X on top of that ladder!! He makes the cover!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls Rated X by his mask and then irish whips him but X reverses it and sends him into Johnny Lee Harley who tiltawhirls him facefirst into the barbed wire!!
(James Fierce staggers back with his hands clutching his face, as blood seeps through his fingers. Harley double wristlock suplexes Fierce across the ring)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X gets underneath Johnny Lee Harley and gives him a Palm Springs Driver on the ladder!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Johnny Lee Harley kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X mounts James Fierce and presses his thumbs against Fierce's cut and spreads it apart to make it wider!!
Phil Blauer: Ugh...
(Rated X cracks James Fierce a couple times in his bloody forehead with a few elbows to make his laceration deeper. Stan Wilson grabs Rated X by the neck)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson gives Rated X a sidewalk backbreaker! Johnny Lee Harley goes to irish whip James Fierce into the barbed wire but Fierce reverses it and sends Harley into Wilson who flying shoulder tackles him!
(James Fierce fireman's carries Johnny Lee Harley up on his shoulders and then drives his head into a DDT!! He pulls him up into a hanging suplex)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce drops Harley into his kryptonite krunch neckbreaker!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
(The Gund Arena cheers. A macabre looking Johnny Lee Harley rolls out of the ring swinging at air and threatening Mike Peters)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 25 minutes 50 seconds, JOHNNY LEE HARLEY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'THE FEROCIOUS BANDIT' JAMES FIERCE!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X slides under the barbed wire with a ring bell and cracks Stan Wilson in the head with a timekeeper's bell!! He kicks Fierce in the stomach and DDTs him on the bell!!
(Rated X rolls Stan on the ladder and then elbow drops him! James Fierce kicks Rated X in the gut and piledrives him)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls Stan's head into his legs and then wrenches his neck. Stan Wilson backdrops him over. The Tank lifts Rated X and drops him stomachfirst on the ladder!!
(Rated X rolls around clutching his ribs. Stan Wilson stomps Rated X's knee. Rated X rolls out of the ring and limps to the cornerpost. James Fierce gives Stan Wilson a stunner)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Stan Wilson kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce puts his leg behind Stan Wilson's head and rocker drops his face into the ladder!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Stan Wilson kicks out)
(James Fierce rolls under the barbed wire and attacks Rated X with lefts and right. James Fierce irish whips Rated X but he reverses it and sends Fierce into the cornerpost!! Fierce turns around with blood running down his face, Rated X leans him against the railing. Rated X then slides the ladder our and leans the top of it against his face)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X slides under the barbed wire and running baseball slide kicks one end of the ladder so it sends the top into Fierce's face outside the ring!!
(James Fierce's head rocks back and then he covers his mouth as blood runs out through his lips. Stan Wilson puts his fingers to his lips as he sneaks up behind Rated X. The Gund Arena begs X to turn around)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson comes up behind Rated X and lifts him up into a high angle back suplex! Wilson drops a big elbow across his chest.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson steps over the barbed wire and hops down to the floor. He grabs James Fierce by the throat and gives him his chokeslam on the concrete!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 29 minutes 26 seconds, JAMES FIERCE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY STAN 'THE TANK' WILSON!!"
Phil Blauer: Stan has now eliminated three men, and it's down to the SWAT World Heavyweight Champion vs. a former Hardkore World Champion.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X follows him to the outside. He grabs the ladder and helicopters it around until he smacks Stan and a few fans in the face with it!!
(Stan grabs his mouth but still has the wherewithal to back suplex Rated X on the floor! He holds his legs)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A fan attempts to hand Stan Wilson a cheese grater, but The Tank smacks it out of his hand. Rated X gets up, kicks Stan in the stomach, and DDTing him on the cheese grater and The Gund Arena floor!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Stan Wilson kicks out)
(Rated X slides another ladder under the barbed wire and into the ring. He leans the table into the corner. Stan Wilson staggers into the ring, and Rated X irish whips him into the table, liquifying it!! The crowd roars)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sets up a ladder and then climbs up to the second rope. He hops back with the Unabomber DDT but Big Stan turns it into a spinebuster on the chair!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson wraps Rated X's legs up and applies an indian deathlock.
Phil Blauer: Is that an East Indian Deathlock, you know like (points his finger in his forehead, and talks unintelligably in a high pitch Hindi voice) or like (pops his hand over his mouth and makes native American yelping noise)?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I wouldn't know, the guy who first did it was from St. Louis. Stan clamps down on Rated X's legs and gives him a few open handed swats to sweeten the deal on tapping.
(Rated X balls up his fists in pain, and sits up, shrieking in agony. Stan releases the indian deathlock and irish whips Rated X into the barbed wire!! The Cleveland crowd boos him)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson gets a running start and clotheslines Rated X into the barbed wire deeper!!
(The fans all let out a collective "OH!!" Stan lifts him up by the throat but Rated X slips out of it and pushes Stan into the barbed wire!! Another "OH!!" comes from The Gund Arena)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X places the top of the chair against Stan's throat and holds it down for to choke him with it. Stan tries to swat him away but he's too far away. Rated X jams it harder into his windpipe.
(Rated X unhooks a peice of the guardrail and slides in under the barbed wire. He lies the railing peice over Stan Wilson and then stands on it)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X takes his X Chair and slams it down across the railing over Stan's face!! Rated X lifts Stan up, up, no he doesn't. Stan's too heavy! Stan fireman's carries him up on his shoulder for The Tank Drop but Rated X reverses it into a tornado DDT on the ladder!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
("Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and the Cleveland crowd leaps to their feet. They chant "RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!")
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 32 minutes 58 seconds; THE WINNER OF HARDKORE HELLOWEEN BATTLE ROYAL #1...RATED X!!!"
(A bloody and exhausted Rated X raises his arms, as Ron Reid is late to raise them. When he touches X's arm, he wrenches it away)
Guillermo O'Bannon: After a 5 year layoff, Rated X is able to outlast seven men in the first barbed wire battle royal tonight.
Phil Blauer: He's the Cleveland World Champion!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Uh, no. Phil.
Phil Blauer: Then what the hell are these people freaking out about?
Guillermo O'Bannon: You oughta hear it when Robert Hunglestien hits the room.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That last one was messy but it's only gonna get messier! Our next Hardkore Helloween match determines who will be wrestling in the next team against Rated X.
(The Gund Arena falls black as the first few strums of "Here Comes the Pain" by Slayer is heard. Every few seconds the same few strings are played again this time lighting up the hole stage in a series of black and white flashes. In between each burst is an eerie silence followed by more darkness which is only broken by the strings of the guitar and flashing lights)
Phil Blauer: We're running a little heavy tonight, you'd think they could come up with an abbreviated version of their pyro entrance.
(This continues untill a burst of smokes explodes from the stage bringing us in to the main part of the song. Out of the cloud of smoke walks Lee Williams who pauses before heading to the ring)
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here comes the former Ultimate Championship Wrestling World Champion Lee Williams. He is a former GCW World Champion & XIWF World Champion as well and we are honored to have him here for this event.
Phil Blauer: This guy is huge! He looks like an english Kevin Nash...if Nash could walk.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams recently lost his UCW Warfare title in a controversial decision in Ipswich, England. After successfully defending his title in a thrilling match with R.C., "Platinum" Pat Bozzini brutally attacked him while he was helpless in some handcuffs then stole the title.
Yolanda Ando: Lee Williams wears some black elbow and knee pads and boots. A black tank top with "Lee Williams" in white on the front and his initials “LW” centred in a logo on top of a cross on his back, which is also in white. Black pants with “The Way of the Williams” on his left leg which is in white, then a large white cross on his right leg.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing UCW; From Essex, England; Standing an amazing 6 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 322 pounds...LEE WILLIAMS!!!"
(Williams holds his arm high into the air as he usually does, getting a massive reaction from the fans. Lee then calmly walks down the ramp to the ring hanging his arm out to one side so that fans may touch his arm as he pulls up each of his elbow pads. He pulls himself on to the ring apron before stepping over the top strand of barbed wire and into the ring. Walking to one side of the ring he salutes the fans with both arms rased in the air then trecking back across the ring to salute the fans on the other side. He readies himself for the match ahead of him checking his wrist tape is in place. Then The Gund Arena goes dark, purple lights flash and a purple spotlight shines on Robert Hunglestein III at the top of the ramp way. The Cleveland fans blow the roof off the arena with their pop)
Phil Blauer: These lights go out more here than at Rob Schnieder's studio apartment. I know, cause he's my neighbor.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cleveland's hometown hero returns! This could be louder than Rated X's reaction.
(The purple lights turn to gold as a voice says "You wish you could be me...It must suck to be you!" then purple and gold begin to alternate and run all over The Gund Arena as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears hits. Robert Hunglestien III heads down to ring with a slow cocky strut while the Cleveland fans chant "HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!!")
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien won this event last year, ousting Soutter from Hardkore America in the process. He used his title shot to defeat Death Gojira for the Hardkore America Championship and go on to rule the West Coast with an iron fist until March. He's hoping to be the first man to repeat as Hardkore Helloween Champion since Hans Schmutzhausen.
Phil Blauer: Sure does beat having a white supremecist holding that honor. Still, a Jew is no better.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil!! We talked about this, now wear the hat.
(Phil Blauer puts a large dunce cap on that says "I Am a Fervent Racist" The fans continue to chant "HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!!")
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien is missing his half of the Hardkore World Tag Team title belts, but he hopes to get those back during his rematch with High Maintenance at the Birmingham NEC Center in Hardkore Britain. But tonight, those title belts are the last thing on his mind. He has their trainer in the barbed wire ring again.
Phil Blauer: It's DeJa Vu all over again.
Yolanda Ando: Robert Hunglestien wears a black wrestling singlet that has "Hunglestein" wrapping across the front diagonally from top to bottom in dark purple with gold outline. On the back, there’s three slashes in gold which obviously symbolize the III from the end of his name. He wears black elbow pads, and has his wrist taped with black tape with black boots and black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore America; He is from right here in Cleveland, Ohio! (The Gund Arena lets out a deafening war) Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 265 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!!"
(The fans cheer wildly, chanting "HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!! HUN-GLE-STEIN!!" Then "Baba O'Reilly" by The Who plays and the fans boo. Moondog Dook comes out on all fours with "Giant" Baba O'Reilly leading him on a leash)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Here comes one of the most controversial figures in Hardkore America. His comments about Xyrynth and the rest of the Hardkore America roster were so inflammatory that he was chased out once by Death Gojira, The Shootfighter, Xyrynth, and a few members of the janitorial staff.
Phil Blauer: Leave Bruno out of this.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, remember what the hat says. "Giant" Baba O'Reilly has been using that large frame to make large sums of money as a special attraction in the UK and the Orient.
Phil Blauer: When Johnny Lee Harley inverted DVD'd Baba into that glass coffin in Thailand, it was one of the sickest things I've ever seen. And I've changed with Louie Anderson.
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Giant" Baba O'Reilly won that Hardkore Britain Northern Tri-Counties title off of Psychotic Goth in a controversial threeway cage match in Manchester, England. It was during that match that O'Reilly delivered My Left Foot to Justin Evers, cracking his cheekbone and forcing him to pull out of tonight's match. He was replaced by UCW World Television Champion Damian Collins.
Yolanda Ando: O'Reilly wears a green robe with "Giant" written on the back in white. The "I" is dotted with a shamrock.
Phil Blauer: That's cute.
Yolanda Ando: He wears green trunks with a white shamrock on the ass. He has green boots with "BaBa" written in white on the left one only. He wears the Hardkore Britain Northern Tri-Counties title belt slung over his shoulder.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain; He is accompanied to the ring by Moondog Dook; Standing 7 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 325 pounds; He is the CurrentHARDKORE BRITAIN NORTHERN TRI-COUNTIES CHAMPION...'GIANT' BABA O'REILLY!!!"
(The fans boo as O'Reilly shadow boxes around the ring. Then "Block Rockin Beats" by Chemical Brothers plays. "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson walks through the curtain talking on his cell phone)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson is the most experienced in this type of match, participating since 1998. Jackson recently lost his six man tag team title belts to The Society of the New Breed in that thrilling wargames match in Los Angeles. He'd love to win this thing and get Rated X in the ring finally.
Phil Blauer: Who's Rally talking to? You figure The Microshocker would be more of a text messanging kind of guy. Hopefully it's a salon to get rid of those played out dreads.
Yolanda Ando: Rally Jackson wears a green capoeira gui with yellow trim.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore America; Hailing from Rio De Janeiro, Brazil; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 241 pounds...'TIGERHEART' RALLY JACKSON!!!"
(The Cleveland fans boo. "Puchimoni" by Morning Musume plays and the audience applauds. Toshiro Takashi walks out surrounded by ring attendants in gray "Hardkore Nippon" ring jackets and sweatpants)
Phil Blauer: Takashi rolls mob deep! I haven't seen asians run that fast without Godzilla on the other end.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hardkore Nippon's newest wrestler Takashi makes his American debut in some of the worst circumstances you can imagine next to a Diva Search. He has to survive 7 other warriors in this barbed wire hell.
Phil Blauer: Luckily he has those 12 guys to help him.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Those are his ringboys, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Hey, the Blau-Dog don't judge.
Yolanda Ando: Toshiro Takashi wrestles in straight black trunks and black boots with "TT" in gray on the sides.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Nippon; From Hiroshima, Japan; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 219 pounds...TOSHIRO TAKASHI!!!"
(The Cleveland audience applauds. Toshiro bows to Psychotic Goth, Lee Williams, Robert Hunglestien III, "Giant" Baba O'Reilly, and "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson. "Chilly Water" by Widespread Panic plays. Andrew Sinclair walks out to the cheers of the fans)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair is the newest member of The Un-Stable, and someone who will be very valuable to Robert Hunglestien III, and vice versa. He's been on an impressive winning streak after a low impact schedule of Blak Lung, Jeremiah Vastrix...
Phil Blauer: And a heart breaking loss to The Microshocker. He now knows how someone feels when they lose to The Arizona Cardinals. Sinclair has a huge advantage in this match and it's spelled H-U-N-G-L- uh...W-G-...uh...7...#.
Yolanda Ando: What was that last one?
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore America; From Sacramento, California; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds...ANDREW SINCLAIR!!!"
(The crowd cheers Sinclair and he walks over to Robert Hunglestien III and starts loosening up and making some last minute plans. Then "Rip it Up" by 28 Days plays and the fans nearly blow the roof off with boos. Soutter walks down to the ring, staring a hole right through Hunglestien)
Guillermo O'Bannon: This is the same building where we last saw Soutter. Robert Hunglestien III laid down the challenge to Soutter that if he lasted longer than him in their barbed wire battle royal that Soutter must leave Hardkore America. After Hans Schmutzhausen sliced his hamstring with that razor bladed swasika medallion, Soutter didn't have much chance of staying Stateside. It's been a long time since then with Soutter splitting time with tag teaming with James Fierce in UCW & running SWAT. Now he's back where he belongs...
Phil Blauer: A pain in Hunglestien's ass!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce & Soutter recently lost their UCW World Tag Team title to Hunglestien's Un-stablemate Kilroy Evans & CK Panic, The Attbury Wrecking Crew in Ipswich, England, due to some interference from Legacy & The House of Pain. The stipulation was if they lost that match, they were fired from UCW, so they lost their belts and their jobs. But their loss is Hardkore World's gain.
Yolanda Ando: Soutter wears black trunks with the straps coming up over each shoulder and he has red boots. He also wears a black leather vest that just got caught on the barbed wire as he slides under.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing SWAT; Hailing from Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 428 pounds...'MR. POWERSLAM' PAUL E. SOUTTER!!!"
(The partisan Cleveland crowd boos Soutter. The Gund Arena grows dark and chilly as the entranceway becomes blood red. Loud chilling sinister laughter is heard throughout the arena and then "Welcome to your Death" by Annihilator begins playing. Psychotic Goth enters led in chains by Judge Death & Vampira accompanied by some fellow dressed Goths)
Phil Blauer: This is falls count anywhere, right?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah.
Phil Blauer: Why don't they just jump him now when he's all chained up?
(The Goths leave ringside slowly as the chains on his wrists are removed. Psychotic Goth removes both his vest and trenchcoat slowly before he thrusts his head hard upward throwing his hair back Raven like revealling his handsome zombie like pale face)
Phil Blauer: That IS a handsome zombie like pale face!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The former Hardkore Britain Northern Tri Counties Champion has already impressed the fans in the UK. Now he's looking to do the same here in Cleveland and show his mentor The Shootfighter something. He'd also like to get even with the big man who stole his belt during that threeway steel cage match where Hardkore Britain Assistant Director Brian James made the match an elimination rules. When Psychotic Goth left the cage to win the match he actually eliminated himself.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain; He is accompanied to the ring by Judge Death & Vampira; From The Depths of Hell; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds...PSYCHOTIC GOTH!!!"
(The audience cheers while Psychotic Goth glares like pure evil at his opponents. Robert Hunglestien III cracks Soutter in the face with an elbow uppercut and then Mike Peters signals for the bell)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair drops Soutter with an STO! Toshiro Takashi slams Goth into the mat with a uranage!
("Giant" Baba O'Reilly knees Rally Jackson in the stomach. Psychotic Goth pulls Rally Jackson up into a fisherman's buster!! The audience cheers)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Gothicplex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rally Jackson gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter headbutts Robert Hunglestien III and drops him. Sinclair gets a headbutt as well. Rally Jackson whacks "Giant" Baba O'Reilly with some kawada kicks. Toshiro Takashi runs at Lee Williams, but Lee drop toe holds him facefirst into the barbed wire!!
(The Gund Arena collectively all says "OH!!" Paul E. Soutter gets cracked in the jaw with a flying kneelift from Robert Hunglestien III. Soutter drops to his knees and Andrew Sinclair running soccer kicks him in the chest)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Toshiro Takashi sneaks up behind Lee Williams and applies a cobra clutch. Takashi pulls back on Williams' arm while applying pressure to the back of his neck. "Giant" Baba O'Reilly whacks Psychotic Goth in the back of the neck with a double ax handle.
(Psychotic Goth turns around and drops down to punch him in the balls. "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson inverted facelocks O'Reilly and climbs up to the second rope. Lee Williams stands back up on his feet, but has Takashi hanging on his back in the cobra clutch)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson comes off the second rope with an inverted tornado DDT on O'Reilly!! He makes the cover.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...("Giant" Baba O'Reilly gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams backs Takashi into the barbed wire!! Toshiro Takashi backs out of the barbed wire and Williams takes him over in a snapmare. Andrew Sinclair dragon screws Soutter over by his leg. Robert Hunglestien III applies an inverted indian deathlock and Sinclair sits on his back and applies a camel clutch.
(Soutter cries out in pain. Hunglestien lies back on Soutter's twisted legs while Sinclair pulls up on his head & arms. Toshiro Takashi lifts Psychotic Goth up in an electric chair, then lets him bend backwards into a reverse gory special driver)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable are bending Soutter in half with that double submission move! "Giant" Baba O'Reilly is peppering Lee Williams with boxing jabs. Psychotic Goth hits Williams throat with a flying crosschop!
Phil Blauer: Taken from his mentor, Starman from the old Pro Wrestling nintendo game.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair & Hunglestien release Soutter. Paul E. Soutter gets back up and double clotheslines both of The Un-Stable! Toshiro Takashi is on the top turnbuckle...
(Lee Williams slugs Takashi in the stomach and crotches him on the top turnbuckle. Rally Jackson climbs up on the top turnbuckle, and pulls Takashi into a standing head scissors. Jackson drops Takashi off the top rope with a super ganso bomb)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Rio Deal '02!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 7 minutes 09 seconds, TOSHIRO TAKASHI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'TIGERHEART' RALLY JACKSON!!"
("Giant" Baba O'Reilly irish whips Psychotic Goth into Lee Williams who back bodydrops him into the barbed wire!! The Cleveland fans cheer. The Un-Stable goes back to work on Soutter)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III catapults Soutter into Andrew Sinclair's clothesline, then Soutter drops back against Hunglestien's upraised knees. Andrew Sinclair climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a Bombs Away kneedrop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Giant" Baba O'Reilly steps on Soutter's stomach and walks across it with all of his 325 pounds. Psychotic Goth comes up from behind Rally Jackson and hits him with a tiger suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rally Jackson rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter trying to fight his way out of the corner with a flurry of forearm smashes to Andrew Sinclair & Robert Hunglestien III. But Hunglestien catches his arm and takes the wind out of his sails with a shortarm elbow smash.
("Giant" Baba O'Reilly irish whips Lee Williams into the turnbuckles. "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson cartwheels into a tidal wave kick to Lee Williams' face! Andrew Sinclair applies a jujigatame on Soutter's arm)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Psychotic Goth goes to suplex Lee Williams but he's too heavy. Big Lee responds with a hanging suplex, letting him think about it before dropping him back. Sinclair cranks up on Soutter's arm, but he refuses to submit to Peters.
(Andrew Sinclair sticks his knee into the ball of Soutter's shoulder and clamps down on his arm. "Giant" Baba O'Reilly headlocks Robert Hunglestien III. Psychotic Goth nails Lee Williams in the throat with a few closed fists)
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Reilly uses that enormous power to crush the cranium of Hunglestien. Soutter hiptosses Sinclair off of his arm. He grabs Sinclair and constricts his breathing with a mighty bearhug.
("Tigerheart" Rally Jackson nails Psychotic Goth between the eyes with a backflip kick. Sinclair cries out in pain, but refuses to submit to Peters. Lee Williams measures "Giant" Baba O'Reilly with a spear! Hunglestien falls at his side)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III rams his knee into the small of Soutter's back to break the bearhug. He drives Soutter's head into the mat with a DDT! Andrew Sinclair capitalizes with a wakigatame armbar.
(Sinclair pulls up on Soutter's arm and Paul balls his fists up in pain. Lee Williams irish whips "Giant" Baba O'Reilly but O'Reilly reverses it and sends Lee Williams into the barbed wire!! The fans "OH!!")
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Giant" Baba O'Reilly gets a running start and avalanches Lee Williams further into the barbed wire!
Phil Blauer: It's more of that Irish vs. English feud we see in Hardkore Britain. I'd watch tapes of that show if I could get em translated.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams rolls out to the floor and "Giant" Baba follows after him. Inside the ring, Andrew Sinclair plants his feet and pulls up on the fujiwara armbar. Soutter slips his arm out and cradles Andrew Sinclair!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter grabs Sinclair and flips over into a northern lights suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter gets up but "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson comes off the top rope with a front flip rocker dropper!! Psychotic Goth comes off the top with a somersault senton bomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: On the floor, "Giant" Baba O'Reilly grabs Lee Williams by the throat but Lee Williams reverses it into a diamond cutter on the steel steps!! He covers him on the floor!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 51 seconds, 'GIANT' BABA O'REILLY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY LEE WILLIAMS!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien drops Soutter into the second strand of barbed wire with a drop toe hold!! He drops a couple of elbow drops to the back of his neck to drive the barbed wire deeper. Sinclair gets a running start and drives his knee into the back of Soutter's head, further digging the barbed wire into his flesh!!
(Out on the floor, Psychotic Goth whacks Lee Williams in the face with a couple karate kicks to his chest. A bloody Soutter sits up, and Robert Hunglestien pulls him up in a front facelock)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter drops Robert Hunglestien's groin on the top strand of barbed wire!! Soutter lifts the barbed wire up & down, digging them deeper into his fellas!
Phil Blauer: Shades of last year's Helloween!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson climbs up to the top rope and shooting star sentons the chest of Lee Williams on the floor!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lee Williams kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson goes to lift Lee Williams but he's too big. He drops Jackson's dreadlocked head into The Gund Arena floor with a DDT!!
(Inside the ring, Andrew Sinclair tags Soutter in the back of the head with an enzuigiri kick! Hunglestien gingerly steps off of the barbed wire)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III drops Soutter's bad wing with a code red armbreaker! Psychotic Goth slides under the barbed wire and gets a running start. He dives over the barbed wire into a double clothesline on both Rally Jackson and Lee Williams on the floor!
(Soutter grabs Sinclair & Hunglestien in a double front facelock. He gives both members of The Un-Stable with a double DDT!! The Cleveland fans boo)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Out on the floor, Psychotic Goth strangles Rally Jackson with his leather studded belt! Jackson tries to get his fingers underneath the belt but isn't doing to well.
Phil Blauer: He usually pays for that, with a thumb in the ass for no extra charge. Well, some charge.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams grabs Psychotic Goth by the back of the hair and headbutts him in the back of the head. Inside the ring, Hunglestien sneaks up behind Soutter and smashes him in the back of the head with a double ax handle. Soutter turns around and gets german suplexed by Andrew Sinclair!
(Lee Williams piledrives Psychotic Goth on the concrete!! Rally Jackson pulls Goth up in a waistlock, then delivers the back of his head into the guardrail with a backdrop driver)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Psychotic Goth kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Inside the ring, Soutter belly to belly suplexes Andrew Sinclair into the barbed wire!!
Phil Blauer: That takes care of one of them, but Soutter can't fight them both off for ever.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter lifts Hunglestien up and drops his back on the barbed wire with a suplex!! Lee Williams slides back underneath the barbed wire back into the ring. He grabs Soutter and snap suplexes him.
(Judge Death cuts a strand of barbed wire off of the ring and hands it to Psychotic Goth. Death sets up a table on the outside. Goth wraps the barbed wire around his fist and lands a couple good punches on Rally Jackson with them)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody Rally Jackson rolls into the ring and meets a bloody Andrew Sinclair. Sinclair goes for a suplex but Rally blocks it with his calf. Rally responds with a SSD!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien brings Soutter in with a shortarm knee smash to his stomach. Lee Williams straightens Paul up with a european forearm. Andrew Sinclair follows it up with a uraken spinning back punch. Meanwhile, Psychotic Goth scoops Rally up and drops him on his knee in a backbreaker.
(Goth lifts Rally up again and drops him in a second backkbreaker. He lifts him up again and throws him into the barbed wire with a fallaway slam!! The Cleveland fans roar)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Psychotic Goth turns around into a knee to the stomach by Robert Hunglestien III. He butterflies his arms and gives him The High Life!!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 22 minutes 18 seconds; PSYCHOTIC GOTH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody Rally Jackson peels himself off the barbed wire and starts looking for more action. Sinclair whacks Williams with an elbow smash that sends him to his knees and Rally hits him in the temple with a shining wizard!
(Soutter presses Robert Hunglestien over his head and then drops him over the barbed wire through a press table that Psychotic Goth set up and never used!! The Gund Arena boos Soutter)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams scoops Andrew Sinclair up and bodyslams him from seven feet in the air. Soutter leaves the ring to go after his nemesis but Hunglestien is ready for him with a DDT on the concrete!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
(Rally Jackson pulls a bloody Andrew Sinclair up into a widow's peak and drops down to his knees!! He makes the cover)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson irish whips Sinclair into the barbed wire but The Straight Shooter puts the breaks on. Rally tries to follow him in but Sinclair catches him with a uranage!
(On the arena floor, Soutter rolls over on the mat with blood running from his forehead. Robert Hunglestien pulls him up and irish whips him, but Soutter reverses it and sends Hunglestien into the guardrail)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter climbs up on the apron and comes off with a Soutter Splash that breaks the railing and probably Hunglestien too!!
(The Gund Arena rocks with boos. Inside the ring, Lee Williams tags Andrew Sinclair with a flying forearm. Sinclair staggers into a dominator by Rally Jackson)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sorry Miss Jackson"!! In the same motion, Rally pulls up Sinclair and drops him in a cradle piledriver!!
Phil Blauer: (singing) "I Am For Real"!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: In front of us here, Soutter goes for a bulldog but Hunglestien pushes him off into the corner post! Robert Hunglestien III piledrives Soutter on the floor!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
(The crowd cheers Hunglestien. RHIII rolls under the barbed wire back into the ring. Lee Williams wraps up Andrew Sinclair's legs and drops back into a figure four leglock)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Figure Four Lee Lock by big Lee Williams on Andrew Sinclair! Williams sits up and clamps down on Sinclair's twisted legs. Rally Jackson grabs Sinclair in a dragon sleeper around the head, but Williams maintains the Figure Four Lee Lock!!
Phil Blauer: It's Stereo Submissions!
(A panicked Mike Peters keeps asking both Lee Williams & Andrew Sinclair if they want to submit. Everytime Rally Jackson pulls back on Williams' head, it just makes Williams press down harder on Sinclair's knee)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter rolls into the ring and splashes Andrew Sinclair's twisted legs!!
Phil Blauer: It breaks up the Figure Four Lee Lock but the damage is done.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson continues to pull back on Lee Williams, now turning it into a dragon clutch! Lee Williams isn't submitting so, Rally turns it into a cattle mutilation submission!
(Mike Peters checks in to see if Lee wants to submit but he refuses. Robert Hunglestien III grabs Soutter and applies a full nelson. Andrew Sinclair limps over to Soutter and whacks him with a series of stiff torso and face kicks)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson plants his feet and pulls back on the head & arms of the former UCW Warfare Champion. Soutter is continuing to get worked over by The Un-Stable with kicks. Soutter suddenly backs Hunglestien into the barbed wire!!
(The Cleveland fans boo. Rally Jackson continues to rock back & forth on Lee Williams back with the cattle mutilation. Soutter punches Sinclair, and then pumphandles Robert Hunglestien III up onto his shoulder)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Soutter Special!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair pulls Soutter up into a triangle choke)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair sneaks up on him with triangle choke. He wraps his legs around Soutter's ample stomach and chokes him out.
Phil Blauer: Soutter looking for some ropes to grab but there's only barbed wire!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair rolls onto his back and leans back until Soutter has to tap out!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 28 minutes 5 seconds; 'MR. POWERSLAM' PAUL E. SOUTTER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY ANDREW SINCLAIR!!"
Phil Blauer: It's now The Un-Stable vs. Lee Williams & Rally Jackson.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams finally slips out of the cattle mutilation with his pure power, but he is definately worse for wear. Robert Hunglestien pulls him up, but Lee Williams drops him back into an English Leg Sweep! He rolls over top of him.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams rolls Andrew Sinclair around into a neckbreaker! Rally Jackson lifts himk up into a storm cradle driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody Robert Hunglestien picks Rally Jackson up in a fireman's carry and then F5's him throatfirst on the barbed wire!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rally Jackson kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair drops the big man, Lee Williams with an STO. Andrew Sinclair irish whips Hunglestien into Lee to give him a hart attack clothesline!
(Andrew Sinclair tosses a blood drenched Rally Jackson across the ring with an exploder! He turns around into the beefy hand of Lee Williams around his throat. Hunglestien goes to help out but Williams catches him by the neck as well)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Double chokeslam by Lee Williams on both members of The Un-Stable!!
Phil Blauer: But Hunglestien's hometown fans not appreciating the novelty.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams scoops Hunglestien up in a fallaway slam but catches his head on the way back and drops him in a Moment of Clarity neckbreaker!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Rally Jackson is back up, but looks like an extra in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally waistlocks Sinclair and german suplexes him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jackson rolls him up into a half nelson hammerlock and tiger suplexes Sinclair!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair gets an arm loose)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally pulls Sinclair up into a full nelson and dragon suplexes him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams picks Hunglestien up and drops him on his back with a side backbreaker. Rally Jackson climbs up to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star elbow drop on Hunglestien in a revamp of Demolition's finisher!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien III kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair tags Lee Williams with a running high kick to the seven footer's chest. He then takes him over by the arm in a Rolling Iponzei judo toss.
(Andrew Sinclair waistlocks Rally Jackson near the corner and Robert Hunglestien climbs to the second rope. Sinclair drops back with a dangerous backdrop driver near the turnbuckle, Hunglestien hooks an inverted face lock with the Jackson on Sinclair's shoulder and swings out with an inverted DDT while Karnage drops a spinning dangerous backdrop driver)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable hits Rally Jackson with The Golden Ticket!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 33 minutes 50 seconds 'TIGERHEART' RALLY JACKSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'THE STRAIGHTSHOOTER' ANDREW SINCLAIR!!"
(Robert Hunglestien III full nelsons Lee Williams and then drives him facefirst into the barbed wire!! Williams' blood runs down his face, and he drops down to one knee)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable double teaming Lee Williams now, he's all that stands between Sinclair & Hunglestien having a guaranteed win for the crew. Lee Williams double clotheslines both Sinclair & Hunglestien!
(A bloody Lee Williams drops a leg across the face of Robert Hunglestien III. He goes to elbow drop Sinclair, but he rolls out of the way. Andrew Sinclair cracks Williams in the face with a sharp elbow)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III flips the big man over with a snap suplex with a little help from Sinclair. Andrew Sinclair kneedrops Lee Williams right between the eyes.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lee Williams kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Williams staggers up and gets clotheslined by Hunglestien, but he no-sells it! Hunglestien tries another one but catches a big boot to the head!
(Sinclair tries to help, but Williams lifts Andrew Sinclair up in a fireman's carry. He drops him on his head with a death valley driver!! Williams presses his hands against Sinclair's chest in a cover)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien slams a knee into the back of Williams' head. He turns him over into a boston crab. Sinclair puts the boots to Williams' head while Hunglestien pulls back on his legs.
(Peters asks to see if Lee Williams wants to tap out, but is interrupted by a kneedrop to the back of Lee's head from Sinclair. Hunglestien plants his feet and pulls back on his legs, and Andrew Sinclair koppo kicks Williams in his face)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair applies a hizajugigatame kneebar to Williams' leg. Robert Hunglestien does a little tap dance on his head while Sinclair clamps on his leg.
(Williams bleeds out all over his Lee Williams' tank top. He refuses to submit but can barely get the words out from all the kicks by Hunglestien. Robert Hunglestien sits on Williams' back and applies a camel clutch, while Sinclair maintains the hizajugigatame)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien rocks back on Lee's head and seems to be losing conciousness from blood loss. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out but Williams' isn't answering.
(Peters raises Williams' arm but Lee keeps his arm up. Hunglestien shakes his head in frustration, and releases the camel clutch. He pulls Williams up into a double underook. He drops him in a sitout pedigree)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The High Life!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 38 minutes 23 seconds; LEE WILLIAMS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!"
(The fans "OH!!" at the prospect of the two Un-Stable members making it to the end. Sinclair glares at Hunglestien, and Hunglestien straightens up)
Phil Blauer: Robert Hunglestien III and Andrew Sinclair, two members of The Un-Stable, but before that, sworn enemies. Tonight, they battle to see who is moving on to wrestle against Rated X and a partner in the Road to Helloween barbed wire match!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair & Hunglestien give a quick limp handshake, then Hunglestien takes Sinclair over with a side arm takedown.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Andrew Sinclair rolls Hunglestien over into a cradle)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
(The audience gives both men a round of applause as they circle one another again)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien goes to knee Sinclair, but he catches his leg and takes him over in a dragon screw. Before he can capitalize, Hunglestien flips him over in a fireman's carry. He grabs him Sinclair around the waist and german suplexes him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien goes at him, but Sinclair takes him over in a judo toss. He applies a grounded neck crank on Robert. He wrenches Hunglestien's head to the side, and Peters checks in to see if he wants to submit.
(Hunglestien would shake his head "no", if he could. Sinclair releases his head, and runs at him with a soccer kick, but Hunglestien catches his leg and gives him a dragon screw of his own)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III applies a cobra clutch on Andrew Sinclair, then drops him back on his head in a brainbuster!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien pumphandles Sinclair up and drops him across his knee in a backbreaker. He gets behind him with an angle slam, but Sinclair lands on his feet behind him. He takes him down with an inverted drop toe hold and applies an achilles hold!
(The Cleveland fans boo a bloodsoaked Andrew Karnage, who twists Hunglestien's foot, applying pressure to his ankle. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out but Hunglestien hangs on. The crowd starts stomping their feet faster & faster to root him on)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair applies that hizajugigatame legbar to Hunglestien. He uses that arm strength to really put that leg of the tag team champion in jeopardy.
(Hunglestien grabs his hair with both hands in pain. Sinclair whips his head back to get some of the blood out of his eyes. Peters checks in but Hunglestien will not submit)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair releases the hizajugigatame and drops Hunglestien with a sambo suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien ducks under a uraken and scoops him up into a michinoku driver II!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien butterflies his arms and lifts him up for a double underhook gourdbuster!!
(Sinclair's bloody face makes a large stain on the canvas when it hits the mat. Hunglestien pulls his head into a standing head scissors and dominators Sinclair's chest onto the barbed wire!! The roof of the Gund Arena nearly blows off, Sinclair clutches his pectoral and tries unsuccessfully to get off the top strand of barbed wire)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien butterflies his arms again, and plucks Sinclair off the barbed wire into a double underhook dominator driver in the center of the ring he calls The Star Breaker!!
Phil Blauer: You can barely hear yourself think in here!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III double underhooks his arms a third time, but Sinclair backdrops out of it! He gets a running start and hits Hunglestien with a flying knee that sends him into the barbed wire!!
(The Cleveland crowd lets out a "Oh!!" Hunglestien staggers out and Andrew Sinclair lifts him in a hanging vertical suplex. He drops him facefirst onto his knee)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair's Go to the ER!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
(You can hear a pin drop in the Gund Arena as Peters signals for the bell. Sinclair raises his bloody arms, and "Chilly Water" by Widespread Panic plays in the background)
Phil Blauer: I don't believe it!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair has upset last year's winner, Robert Hunglestien III and is moving on to the Road to Helloween tag team barbed wire match later on tonight!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 44 minutes 28 seconds, THE WINNER OF THE HARDKORE HELLOWEEN BATTLE ROYAL #2...'THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER' ANDREW SINCLAIR!!!"
(Sinclair continues to raise his arms in victory, as blood has covered his entire top half. Hunglestien sits on his knees in disbelief)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hopefully everything is ok in The Un-Stable.
Phil Blauer: Who are you, their mother?
Guillermo O'Bannon: At any rate, in the Road to Helloween Match, it will be Rated X and his partner from Helloween #4 vs. Andrew Sinclair and his partner from Helloween #3. The winning team will go on to face one another for the 2005 Hardkore Helloween Cup.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Now it's time for the third Hardkore Helloween barbed wire battle royal. It will determine who will team with Andrew Sinclair to face Rated X and his partner from Hardkore Helloween #4.
Phil Blauer: That's enough hullabaloo out of you. I have something more important to talk about. Our Supreme Court is reviewing Assisted Homicide.
Guillermo O'Bannon: You mean, assisted suicide?
Phil Blauer: No, the Assisted Homicide bill I'm trying to push through. Where the government helps you kill people.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Isn't that called the draft?
Phil Blauer: I don't know your big city words. I just need the government's help to kill Jared Leto. Or Orlando Bloom. I can never tell which is which, which has impeded my mission from the get-go.
("Headless Children" by Wasp begins and smoke fills the entrance ramp and black lights cause a purplish glow as they flicker in the background. When the main guitar riff hits, Big Bad Bill appears through the smoke and walk towards destiny)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Bad Bill has come out of his feud with Cobryn with a new focus on what's important. Hurting people, and getting paid to do it.
Phil Blauer: Don't forget his harem of hotties! I'd lost 10 World title before I let one of them out of my sight.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Speaking of which, Bill did lose the Hardkore World title but refused a Hardkore America title shot so that he could enter tonight's festivities. That's committment to violence.
Yolanda Ando: Big Bad Bill wears indigo cotton pants with black boots that go to mid-shin. Black belt & indigo tank top and a pair of black weight-lifting gloves.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore America; From Asbury; New Jersey; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds...BIG BAD BILL!!!"
(The Cleveland fans cheer. Then "I'm the One" by Static-X starts up and Andrew Karnage & Kilroy Evans step through the curtain. Karnage has the Hardkore World Tag Team title belt strapped around his waist & weilding a sickle connected with a four foot long chain to a studded dog collar. Kilroy has the UCW World Tag Team title belt strapped around his waist. Kilroy slides under the barbed wire and then waves to the fans)
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here comes one of the greatest tag teams ever to suit up, reformed for tonight's big barbed wire battle royal. With these two working together, it's the other 6 men that have to worry about them and not the other way around.
Phil Blauer: Is Kilroy fatter?
Guillermo O'Bannon: You always say that...wait, I think your right. He must have gained 20 pounds! What do you think did it?
Phil Blauer: Depression. He's been away from the gold too long. Matt gets like that when I take away his Playstation.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (sighs and chews on three krispy kremes at a time)
Guillermo O'Bannon: He recently remedied that during a match in Ipswich, England where he and his Attbury Wrecking Crew partner CK Panic defeated Soutter & James Fierce for the UCW Tag Team titles. The added bonus was that Fierce and Soutter had to leave UCW for losing. Either way, if either of these guys win, they'll have a familiar partner in the Road to Helloween Match in Andrew Sinclair.
Phil Blauer: What's that thing around Karnage's neck?
Guillermo O'Bannon: It seems to be a steel sickle attached to a dog collar, so he doesn't lose it.
Phil Blauer: I see, like those wallets with the chains everybody's brother had back in the 90's.
Yolanda Ando: Kilroy wears a t-shirt with his beat up face on it that says "All Guts, No Glory", blue jeans, brown belt, and grey & navy blue sneakers. Red, white, and blue wristbands. Andrew Karnage is dressed in a pair of black Falta G Jeans, some high top black Chuck Taylor shoes, a Vote for Pedro white t-shirt, and he has his fists taped up to his elbows, and a white elbow protector on his right arm..
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore America; First hailing from Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 257 pounds; He is One Half of the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...ANDREW KARNAGE!! His partner is from Attbury, South Carolina; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 270 pounds; He is One half of the Ultimate Championship Wrestling Tag Team Champions...KILROY EVANS!! They are THE MIRACLE VIOLENCE COMBINATION II!!!"
Phil Blauer: He did gain 20 pounds!
(The Gund Arena roars and Kilroy Evans and Andrew Karnage raise their arms. "Get Down" by Everlast plays and Gavin Slater leads "Rolls Royce" Jonathan Richards down to the ring. Richards holds his stolen Hardkore World Tag Team title belt over his head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jonathan Richards hoping he does a little better than his partner did. But he's the bruiser of the group, and he has the tools to make someone hurt in that barbed wire hell.
Phil Blauer: He better keep that title belt where he can see it or Karnage might steal it.
Guillermo O'Bannon: It was Karnage's to begin with.
Phil Blauer: Finders keepers.
Yolanda Ando: Where's my purse? Anyway, Richards wears a sleeveless unbuttoned red silk shirt and black denim pants. He also wears red wrestling boots with "Rolls Royce" written on them.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain; Accompanied to the ring by his manager, Gavin Slater; Standing 6 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 290 pounds...'ROLLS ROYCE' JONATHAN RICHARDS!!!"
(The fans boo, and Andrew Karnage makes some threats towards Richards. The lights dim slowly, Legacy holding both the CWF and UCW Hardcore titles overhead as blood runs down his face shows on the screen then Kota holding the SWAT Statewide title in the air after a victory as "Shamrocks and Shenanagans" by the House of Pain hits the images of Kota and Legacy battling various opponents and waging war both in the ring and on the floor...Kota delivering a Vader Bomb in the corner of 2 jobbers is followed by Legacy hitting a perfect Legacy-plex on a former CWF member...Reginald P Packer leads Kota down to the ring)
Phil Blauer: Wow, that's a fat, fat man. He makes Kilroy look like Zach Gowen!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota is the Hawaiian giant that is making his Hardkore World debut tonight. He won the SWAT Statewide title over in Australia and has his pudgy eyes set in the direction of Jonathan Richards in this match.
Yolanda Ando: Kota wears an island made crown made from thorns and bamboo. No shirt with red and white long tights and "Kota" written across his back and down the legs. Black boots complete this ensemble.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing SWAT; He is accompanied to the ring by his manager, Reginald P. Packer; From Hawaii; He stands 6 feet 6 inches tall; And weighs an amazing 487 pounds...KOTA!!!"
(Kota enters the ring with Reginald P. Packer in close tow. Kota stands on the middle rope in the corner and stares coldly out at the crowd. Then "Miseria Cantare" by AFI plays and the Cleveland fans boo. Zack Daniels runs out to the delight of no one)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Zack Daniels coming out to a chilly welcome, even for this god forsaken ice box of a city.
Phil Blauer: Wow. It's like you can't even steal a promo these days.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Not much has been heard from this young star, which is a shame since he seemed to have such a promising future before.
Phil Blauer: Or someone else's future that he stole.
Yolanda Ando: Zack Daniels wears blue and red medium sized tights with his initals "ZD" written on his ass. The design is the "Z" overlapping the "D". His ring attire is AJ Styles's entrance attire (think sleeveless hoodie). Same colors as the tights and it says "Excellent" on the back of the hoodie with a big "Z" under it.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Canada; (audience boos) From Calgary, Alberta, Canada; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 216 pounds...'THE ORIGINAL' ZACK DANIELS!!!"
(The Gund Arena boos. Then "All Star" by Smashmouth plays and Lucius Morgan and Jeremiah Vastrix lead Tarrasque down to the ring. Tarrasque is gnawing on some form of unknown meat)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Now here is a real veteran of these matches Tarrasque has won a few of these barbed wire battle royals over the years. He now heads over to Hardkore Britain to teach those across the pond what cannibalism is all about.
Phil Blauer: Don't the Germans teach them enough about that stuff?
Yolanda Ando: Tarrasque is wearing black trunks with the biohazard sign on them.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain; accompanied to the ring by his manager, Lucius Morgan; Hailing from Arkham Asylum, Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 275 pounds...TARRASQUE!!!"
(The audience boos. Then a casio keyboard starts playing and out walks the good Doctor Tojo Sushi, dressed as George Costanza, tickling the ivories. JoJo steps out without his trademark sparkling robe but an even sparklier mullet, dressed as Jerry Seinfeld. He waits five minutes for the cheers to die down then starts singing)
Phil Blauer: It looks as though we're going to be treated to a Halloween carol by The Triple Threat himself!
"The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi: (singing) "JoJo was working in the lab late one night
When JoJo's eyes beheld an eerie sight
For JoJo's monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to JoJo's surprise.."
Dr. Tojo Sushi: (singing) He did the mash
JoJo Sushi: He did the monster mash
Dr. Tojo Sushi: The monster mash
JoJo Sushi: It was a graveyard smash
(Tojo points the mic at Phil)
Phil Blauer: (singing) He did the mash
JoJo Sushi: It caught on in a flash
Dr. Tojo Sushi: He did the mash
JoJo Sushi: He did the monster mash
From JoJo's laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from JoJo's electrodes
(Tojo slides under the barbed wire and points the mic at Bill Kasal)
Bill Kasal: (singing) They did the mash
JoJo Sushi: They did the monster mash
(Tojo points the mic at Kilroy Evans)
Kilroy Evans: (singing) The monster mash
JoJo Sushi: It was a graveyard smash
Tojo Sushi: They did the mash
JoJo Sushi: It caught on in a flash
(Tojo points the mic at Andrew Karnage)
Andrew Karnage: (singing) They did the mash
JoJo Sushi: They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
Dr. Tojo Sushi: They played the mash
JoJo Sushi: They played the monster mash
(Tojo points the mic at Tarrasque)
Tarrasque: (growls & drools) The monster mash
JoJo Sushi: It was a graveyard smash
Dr. Tojo Sushi: They played the mash
JoJo Sushi: It caught on in a flash
(Tojo points the mic at Jonathan Richards)
"Rolls Royce" Jonathan Richards: (singing) They played the mash
JoJo Sushi: They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
Dr. Tojo Sushi: It's now the mash
JoJo Sushi: It's now the monster mash
(Tojo points the mic at Big bad Bill but he savatte kicks Tojo in the face! The crowd boos and the inside official, Ron Reid signals for the bell)
Phil Blauer: Bill seems a little off key.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Bad Bill puts in some work on JoJo's face with some judo punches. Tarrasque grabs Zack Daniels by the throat and chokeslams him over the barbed wire on to the floor!!
(The Cleveland audience cheers. JoJo headlocks Bill to stop the onslaught of judo punches. Kota irish whips "Rolls Royce" Jonathan Richards into Kilroy Evans who back body drops Richards in the air. Andrew Karnage catches him in midair and powerbombs him)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans applies a boston crab on Jonathan Richards while Andrew Karnage puts the boots to his head.
Phil Blauer: Kota tried to roll his fat ass under the barbed wire and got cut, HA! Fat people are hilarious. Hey look at that one in the front row! He thinks his wife will stick around another year! HA! HA! HA!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota grabs Zack Daniels in a front facelock and DDTs his skull into the concrete!! JoJo continues to grind Big Bad Bill's head with that tight headlock. Meanwhile, Jonathan Richards uses those trunklike legs to power out of the boston crab.
(Kota rolls a bloody Daniels back into the ring where Jonathan Richards is waiting for him. Jonathan Richards lifts Zack Daniels up into an inverted crucifix, and then drops him facefirst into the barbed wire!! The audience all says "OH!!!" at once)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Richards scoops a bloody Zack Daniels up, but The Original falls on his feet behind him. He runs up the turnbuckles into a sliced bread #2!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Jonathan Richards kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tarrasque gets a running start and leaps over the barbed wire on to Kota on the ring floor!! Big Bad Bill back suplexes JoJo Sushi, and then whacks Jonathan Richards upside the head with a plam thrust to his chin.
(JoJo Sushi grabs Kilroy Evans from behind in a cradle with the tights pulled)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks JoJo Sushi)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Miracle Violence Combination II pick JoJo Sushi up and give him a double slingshot suplex!
Phil Blauer: When they dropped his feet on the barbed wire to get the momentum, they just ruined $3100 alligator wrestling boots!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jonathan Richards scoops Zack Daniels up and drops him into a shoulderbreaker. Richards pulls him up and irish whips him into the barbed wire!!
(The Gund Arena cheers. Kota follows him into the barbed wire with a 487 lbs stinger splash!! Zack Daniels screams out in agony, and Kota scoops him up on his shoulder)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota nails his Richter Scale owendriver on The Original!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 4 minutes 47 seconds; 'THE ORIGINAL' ZACK DANIELS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY KOTA!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans irish whips JoJo Sushi into Andrew Karnage who belly to belly suplexes him over his head and into the barbed wire!!
(The fans nearly revolt at the treatment that The Big Ragoo is getting. Big Bad Bill rolls under the barbed wire out to the floor. Tarrasque hits him with a barrage of punches)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tarrasque presses Big Bad Bill over his head and drops his throat on the railing! He rolls Bill up onto the apron, and scoops him up, but Bill blocks it by pressing on Tarrasque's pressure point in his shoulder. He double underhooks Tarrasque's arms and Enso DDT him off the apron onto the concrete!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 5 minutes 55 seconds; TARRASQUE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY BIG BAD BILL!!"
Phil Blauer: And just like that, it's down to two.
Former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Six, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi drops Jonathan Richards with a Jold Skool suplex. Kota pulls Richards up by the hair and irish whips him into The Miracle Violence Combination II who give him a double uranage called The East Side Slam!
(Andrew Karnage and Kilroy Evans bump fists, then shake hands then switch to an armwrestler grip and pretend to sword fight, then they drop a double elbow onto Jonathan Richards' chest)
Phil Blauer: Pretty Fly Handshake O'Doom!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jonathan Richards kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jonathan Richards rolls under the barbed wire to escape the onslaught, but Big Bad Bill is waiting for him with judo punches! Bill atomic drops Richards on the guardrail, crotching hm.
(Richards gets his foot on one of the chairs in the front row and gives Bill a diamond cutter, dropping Bill's throat on the guardrail!! Richards hops back over the railing and pins Bill on the floor)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Back inside the ring, a bloody JoJo Sushi climbs up to the top turnbuckle, but Kilroy Evans slugs him in the stomach. JoJo is crotched on the turnbuckle steel cable hook, and Kota climbs up to the second rope. Superplex by Kota on The Big Ragoo! He rolls on top of him.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: On the floor, Big Bad Bill hits Jonathan Richards with an X factor on the ringbell!! He rolls Richards over into a pin.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jonathan Richards kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Bad Bill rolls back into the ring but gets kicked in the stomach by Sushi. JoJo butterflies Bill's arms and flips him over with a double underhook JoJoplex.
(Jonathan Richards rolls back into the ring and The Miracle Violence Combination II give Richards a shot in the mouth with a double superkick)
Phil Blauer: Kilroy Evans and Andrew Karnage sticking together like Andrew Sinclair and Robert Hunglestien III did in their Helloween. But they also seem to be picking on Jonathan Richards.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Maybe that's because he stole their belts...twice.
Phil Blauer: Correct me if I'm wrong, but nobody can steal anything to begin with if you weren't slipping.
Guillermo O'Bannon: What? Phil, they won the match.
Phil Blauer: True, but The Un-Stable were slippin.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, what does "slippin" mean?
Phil Blauer: Uhhhh...to, uh. Ya know, when you have to...my grandfather has one in his garage...it's the thing that...uh...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage is taking that sickle he has attached to that dog collar around his neck, and is carving it into Richards' forehead!!
(The Cleveland audience roars as Richards kicks the backs of his heels into the mat in pain. Karnage slices and dices Richards' forehead until Richards headbutts him in the face)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota has Big Bad Bill's arms in a surfboard while JoJo Sushi tenderizes his face with punches. Kota sticks that beefy knee into Bills back, and wails back on his arms.
(JoJo starts shuffling like Ali, getting the audience to cheer, while a helpless Bill has to take punch after punch from the former Hardkore Nippon Grand Champion)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Bad Bill powers out of the surfboard and starts hitting both Kota and JoJo Sushi with blistering karate chops! Meanwhile, Jonathan Richards charges at Andrew Karnage with a clothesline but Karnage ducks and Kilroy drop toe holds Richards facefirst into the barbed wire!!
(The Cleveland crowd pops! Andrew Karnage goes to suplex a bloody Richards, but he blocks it and gives Karnage a brainbuster! He makes the cover)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans stomps the back of Richards' head)
Phil Blauer: Dr.Tojo Sushi takes some of the wind out of Bill's sails with a bag of salt to his eyes!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota pulls a screwdriver out of his tights and stabs it into the forehead of Big Bad Bill!!
(The crowd boos, as blood runs down Bill's face. Kota continues to screw it into his flesh. JoJo stomps his boot into the mat, and each time the audience yells "JO!!")
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo stomps his boot into the mat, getting the JoJokick ready for Bill.
(JoJo stomps his boot)
The Gund Arena: "JO!"
(JoJo stomps his boot)
The Gund Arena: "JO!"
(JoJo stomps his boot)
The Gund Arena: "JO!"
(JoJo stomps his boot)
The Gund Arena: "JO!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi comes a' callin but Bill ducks under the JoJo Kick and Andrew Karnage takes Sushi's head off with The Nightmare Lariot!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 10 minutes 38 seconds; 'THE BIG RAGOO' JOJO SUSHI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY ANDREW KARNAGE!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Bad Bill whacks Karnage with a flying leg lariot! Kilroy Evans comes up from behind Bill and piggybacks him into the barbed wire!!
(Big Bad Bill clutches his face as blood runs through his fingers. Jonathan Richards goes to work on Kota with several forearm shivers. Kota ducks under one of them and lifts him up in a fireman's carry)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota drops on top of Jonathan Richards with nearly 500 pounds in a Hawaiian drop!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jonathan Richards kicks out)
(Andrew Karnage cuts some barbed wire off the bottom rack. He wraps it around the dog collar and latches the dog collar on Richards)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage tosses Jonathan Richards over the top rope but puts the breaks on, hanging Richards by the barbed wire wrapped dog collar!!
(The crowd is deafening as Jonathan Richards kicks his feet out, and clutches at his neck. The barbed wire doing a great job tearing up Richards back and neck)
Phil Blauer: Andrew Karnage trying to kill Richards!
Guillermo O'Bannon: A Badly Bloody Bill gets behind Karnage and lifts him up into a human torture rack. A reprieved Richards falls to The Gund Arena floor. Big Bad Bill drops Karnage in a Cross the T Dot the I driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans german suplexes Big Bad Bill!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Out on the floor, Kota pulls Jonathan Richards up on his shoulder and powerbombs him on the railing!!
(A blood soaked Richards staggers away from the railing and Kota scoops him up on his shoulder. Kota running powerslams Jonathan Richards backfirst into the apron)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Jonathan Richards kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage lifts Big Bad Bill up in a standing fireman’s carry. Kilroy Evans gets a running start and jumps up and hits a floating swinging neckbreaker as Karnage drops back in a Samoan Drop!! Three Mile Island!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: In front of us here, Jonathan Richards pulls Kota by the front of the tights into the corner post! The powerlifter, Jonathan Richards, scoops the 487 pounder up then swings him around into a catatonic on the concrete!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kota gets his shoulder up)
(Kota has a large gash over his eye from running into the ringpost. Jonathan Richards pulls Kota's head into a standing head scissors. He piledrives Kota on The Gund Arena floor!! The Cleveland crowd boos him)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jonathan Richards makes the cover!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kota kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Inside the ring, Big Bad Bill applies a claw on Kilroy Evans. Andrew Karnage tries to help out his partner, but Bill gives him a claw as well! Big Bad Bill giving both men the claw!
Phil Blauer: Something not seen since the glory days of Dallas!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Meanwhile, on the floor, Jonathan Richards is stalking Kota on the floor. He runs at him with a clothesline but Kota catches him and delivers a spinebuster on the concrete!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 18 seconds; 'ROLLS ROYCE' JONATHAN RICHARDS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY KOTA!!"
(Kilroy Evans grabs Big Bad Bill and belly to belly suplexes him! Karnage grabs Big Bad Bill in a wheelbarrow pick-up and holds him up with his back to a corner. Kilroy is on the second turnbuckle and leapfrogs over Karnage and drives Big Bad Bill down with a flying sitting senton into a facefirst powerbomb)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Concrete Kiss!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage irish whips Kota into the barbed wire!! Kilroy Evans follows him in with an avalanche!
(The audience cheers. While Kota is pinned against the barbed wire, Karnage delivers a few vader forearm smashes until Kota falls to his butt)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage gives Kota a couple of bootscrapes then finishes them off with a facewash bootscrape. Big Bad Bill grabs Kilroy Evans from behind with a russian legsweep.
(Big Bad Bill peppers Andrew Karnage with lefts and rights. Kota gets a running start and earthquake splashes Kilroy's back. He stands up again and drops his weight across Kilroy's back again)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota applies a camel clutch on Kilroy Evans. Big Bad Bill whacks Andrew Karnage across the face several times with a series of wheel kicks!
(Kota rocks back with Kilroy's head & arms while Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to tap out. Andrew Karnage gets up but is knocked back to the mat again with another lightning quick wheel kick by Bill. Kota links his fingers together and yanks back on Evans' head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota releases the head and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Big Bad Bill crotches Andrew Karnage on the top turnbuckle, and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Bill superplexes Karnage and Kota comes off the top with a 747 splash!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota gets up and gets kicked in the nuts by Kilroy Evans! Before he can recover, Kilroy Evans piledrives Kota's bloody skull into the mat!!
(Kilroy Evans comes up from behind Big Bad Bill and cobra clutches him. He ties up his legs with Bill's and drives him facefirst into the mat with a legsweep! The move leaves a large blood stain on the mat)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage t-bone suplexes Big Bad Bill! He pulls Kota up and butterflies his arms. Kilroy gets a running start and flying shoulderblocks Karnage so he can drive Kota's bloody skull into the canvas with a double underhook DDT even harder.
Phil Blauer: That's nice, he didn't have to do that.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kota kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage pulls Kota up but Kota grabs him and crushes him with a bearhug. He runs Karnage's back into the barbed wire!!
(Kota makes his adjustment and then reapplies his powerful bearhug. Big Bad Bill comes off the top rope and hits a trapped Karnage with a roundhouse Feliner kick!! Bill makes the pin)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota stabs that screwdriver into Kilroy Evans head!! Dave Brickheart attacked him with one in Australia on the November 16th edition of No Man's Land in SWAT. Now he seems to be using the memory of the pain to inflict it on others.
Phil Blauer: Talk about issues. He makes Tatum O'Neal look well adjusted.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota pulls Kilroy Evans up in a powerbomb and Big Bad Bill comes off the second rope with a spike assist!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Bad Bill grabs Andrew Karnage in a 3/4 nelson, then runs up the turnbuckles into an acid drop! Big Bad Bill turns around into a spear from Kilroy Evans into the barbed wire!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans waistlocks Bill and Andrew Karnage hits him with a Nightmare Lariot, flipping Bill over into a Shotgun Suplex!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill kicks out)
(The Cleveland audience gives all four men a round of applause. Andrew Karnage looks around for Kota and finds him with a yakuza kick! Kilroy Evans bites Big Bad Bill's laceration so it extends deeper)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota scoops Kilroy Evans up and runs into the center of the ring with a powerslam!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage irish whips Big Bad Bill but Bill reverses it and sends Karnage's back into the barbed wire!! Big Bad Bill hops onto the second turnbuckle and hops back, plucking Karnage off the barbed wire with a DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota grabs Karnage and puts him over his back with a argentinean backbreaker! Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to submit, as Karnage's arms fall limp to their sides. Big Bad Bill scoops Kilroy Evans and drills him on his head with a snow plow!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota rocks Karnage's back up & down across that massive shoulder. Big Bad Bill attempts a suplex, but Kilroy blocks it and gourdbusters Big Bad Bill chestfirst on the barbed wire!!
(Ron Reid lifts up Karnage's arm, but Karnage keeps his arm up. Kilroy Evans spears Kota from behind and he drops Andrew Karnage! Both Kilroy and Karnage lift up Kota in a side slam)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Miracle Violence Combination II double flip Kota over into facefirst slam!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 23 minutes 1 second; KOTA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY KILROY EVANS!!"
Phil Blauer: Big Bad Bill is now at the mercy of The Miracle Violence Combination II.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage gut wrenches Big Bad Bill up onto his shoulder and then runs into the center of the ring with a ligerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans full nelson suplexes Bill! Big Bad Bill grabs Kilroy Evans by the t-shirt and monkey flips him over. He irish whips Andrew Karnage into the barbed wire!!
(The audience cheers and then Bill corkscrew spears him back into the barbed wire!! But Kilroy takes the win out of his sails with a roundhouse kick)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage takes Big Bad Bill out with a Nightmare Lariot while Kilroy Evans clips his knee out from behind!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Big Bad Bill kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage hammerlocks Bill's arm behind him and scoops him up on his shoulder. He runs into the center of the ring and powerslams him on his chicken winged arm!
(Big Bad Bill staggers up, clinging to his arm. Kilroy Evans grabs him and gives him a stunner! Andrew Karnage pulls him up, but Bill lifts Andrew's arm up and gives him a heart punch in his left armpit)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Bad Bill hits Kilroy Evans with a discus punch. Andrew Karnage sneaks up on Bill with a sambo suplex!
(Kilroy grabs Big Bad Bill in a T-bone suplex position, and Karnage is standing behind him. Kilroy flips Bill over in the suplex, but Karnage catches him, and holds him as Kilroy drops down in a hangman’s neckbreaker)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Attitude Adjustment!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans picks Big Bad Bill up in a crucifix and powerbombs his back onto the barbed wire!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Big Bad Bill gets his shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: Unlike Matt Hardy, Big Bad Bill will not die!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage tosses a blood drenched Bill across the ring with a head & arm suplex! Kilroy Evans scoops Bill up but he falls behind Kilroy and gives him a Bull Stabber knuckle punch to the back of his head.
(Big Bad Bill whacks Evans on the back of the head with an axe kick. Andrew Karnage ducks under a roundhouse kick and chokeslams him up into a backbreaker)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage with a facefirst crucifix bomb set-up, and as he starts to drop down, Kilroy runs along the apron with a Bad Touch to drive Big Bad Bill's neck into the barbed wire!! The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope on the barbed wire!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 28 minutes; BIG BAD BILL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY ANDREW KARNAGE!!"
(The audience applauds at another final between two Un-Stable members. Andrew Karnage and Kilroy Evans look at one another, smile and shrug)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy and Andrew Karnage lock up. Karnage gets a side headlock. Kilroy pushes Karnage off into the barbed wire!
Phil Blauer: But Karnage puts the brakes on!
(Karnage breathes a sigh of relief, but a bloody Kilroy comes up from behind him and applies a sleeper hold. Karnage goes down to one knee from blood loss and exhaustion)
Phil Blauer: Ron Reid tests Karnage's arm but he keeps it up. Kilroy clamps down on the sleeper harder, but Karnage brings his elbow back into Kilroy's even larger sternum.
Guillermo O'Bannon: He butterflies Kilroy's arms and lifts him up into a double underhook Tiger Buster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Kilroy Evans punches him in the stomach. Kilroy Evans clotheslines Andrew Karnage to the concrete below!!
(The Cleveland fans cheer the awkward fall of Andrew Karnage. Kilroy Evans slides under the barbed wire to the Gund Arena floor. He leans Andrew Karnage against the railing and climbs up to the apron)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans gets a running start and flying elbows Karnage against the security rail!
(The audience pops. Kilroy Evans climbs back up on the apron and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. He comes flying off with a plancha but Andrew Karnage shows his amazing power by catching Kilroy, and using the railing for balance to stop his momentum)
Phil Blauer: He caught Kilroy!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage swings Kilroy around into a catatonic backbreaker! He rolls Kilroy onto the apron and then climbs up himself. Andrew Karnage pulls Kilroy up into a fireman's carry then running death valley drives him off the apron on to the concrete!!
(Audience chants "KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!!" Andrew Karnage makes the cover, and the outside official makes the count)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Karnage goes for an exploder, but Kilroy brings his knee up into Karnage's allegedly shrunken testicals.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy grabs a full can of RC Cola and smashes it into his partner's face!! Andrew Karnage staggers around, covered in soda and blood, and Kilroy Evans comes off the apron with a diving chair shot!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans pulls out a bag he has underneath the ring and pours it out on the floor.
Phil Blauer: Those are lego pieces!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans scoops Karnage up and bodyslams him on those shrapnel like peices of plastic!
(Andrew Karnage sits up with rainbow colored lego pieces sticking out of his back. Kilroy Evans butterflies his arms, but Karnage backdrops him onto the concrete! Andrew Karnage drops Kilroy on his head on the cement with a wrist-clutch fisherman’s buster)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arsenal Buster on the floor!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage lifts Kilroy up over his shoulders and hits an alabama slammer on the railing!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage pulls Evans up into a standing kataha-jime. He drops Kilroy's skull on the steel steps with a Lobotomy Suplex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
(The Cleveland audience applauds. Kilroy Evans grabs the chair that Bill Kasal is sitting on, and rams the back of it into Karnage's groin! Kilroy sets up a table at ringside)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy rolls Karnage on the table and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Evans comes off with a 747 splash through the table!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans rolls Karnage on to the apron. He climbs up to the apron, and applies a three quarter nelson and drops The Bad Touch off the apron to the floor!!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans picks Karnage up with a double leg takedown and spinebusters his back into the guardrail!!
(Karnage cries out in pain as one of the remaining lego pieces jams back into his back. Kilroy irish whips him into the apron and rolls him under the barbed wire back into the ring)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy rolls back in, and climbs to the top rope.
Phil Blauer: Will we see a moonsault?
Guillermo O'Bannon: We'll never know, Andrew crotches him on the top turnbuckle. Andrew climbs to the top rope behind Kilroy and wraps his legs around the ropes. Black Market Lobotomy!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage applies an abdominal stretch and turns it into a giant octopus. He presses his leg against Kilroy's head, pressing it down towards the mat.
(Kilroy Evans bleeds a pool of blood underneath his head. Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to submit, but Kilroy refuses. Andrew Karnage then turns it into a dangerous backdrop driver)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage climbs to the top turnbuckle. He sails off the top with a gran hamada style headbutt to his temple!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage irish whips Kilroy into the barbed wire but Kilroy reverses it and sends Karnage into the wire!!
(Kilroy Evans running avalanches Karnage back into the barbed wire!! Kilroy bulldogs his bloody face back into the canvas)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Karnage was playing possum and runs up the turnbuckles to meet him. Super Black Tiger Bomb by Karnage!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 35 minutes 24 seconds; THE WINNER OF HARDKORE HELLOWEEN #3...ANDREW KARNAGE!!"
("I'm the One" by Static-X plays on The Gund Arena public address system. Andrew Karnage raises his arms, and drops to his knees. Kilroy Evans tries to roll onto his stomach, but has lost so much blood he can't)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage has defeated his partner Kilroy Evans, and is advancing to the Road to Helloween barbed wire tag team match. His partner will be his Un-Stable partner, Andrew Sinclair. They'll take on Rated X and his partner, which will be decided by our final Helloween battle royal, coming up next.
(Video fades out on a blood covered Miracle Violence Combination II shaking hands)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the final Hardkore Helloween battle royal. For those of you playing the Hardkore World fantasy game online, a Hardkore Helloween victory is worth 10 points.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Don't bother telling me. I drafted Tony Thunder.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Speaking of which, I just about given up on our office fantasy football pool. My team sucks. I have Elvis Grbac starting at quarterback.
Phil Blauer: I got Bill Parcells.
Yolanda Ando: I got Lyle Alzado. Is he any good?
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Road to Helloween Match is now set. It will be The Un-Stable, Andrew Karnage and Andrew Sinclair against Rated X and the winner of this match.
(The Gund Arena house lights dim to black and spliced footage from Metal Gear Solid III appears on the screen)
Revolver Ocelot: Hold it right there, traitor. Let's find out just how lucky you are.
(Ocelot reveals a bullet for his revolver. He loads the bullet)
Ocelot: Watch closely. (takes out three revolvers)
Ocelot: One of these three guns has a single bullet in it. I'm going to pull the trigger six times in a row. Are you ready?
(Ocelot juggles the three guns. Each time he pulls a trigger, Sokolov winces. The fifth time a trigger is pulled, Sokolov pisses his pants)
Ocelot: Looks like your luck hasn't run out yet.
(The sixth time, the gun fires and the screen shatters into a million pieces as Damageplan's "Moment of Truth" booms through the speakers)
*BOOM!*
(A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. still holding on to those SWAT World Tag Team titles that he won with Syberus as The Connection. Syberus and Adrian Tanner Jr. want to do the same thing here in Hardkore World.
Phil Blauer: High Maintenance would do well to watch this guy tonight.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable are the World Tag Team Champions, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Possession is nine tenths of the law.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Recent decisions in Mississippi and Washington now say that possession may constitute seven eighths.
(When the flames die down, Adrian Tanner Jr stands in the middle of the stage, head down. Black and white footage continues to play on the screen as Adrian begins his walk down the ramp, slapping a couple hands on the way down. At the last verse, Adrian raises his SWAT World Tag Team title belt over his head, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down.)
Yolanda Ando: Adrian Tanner Jr. is wearing some red shorts with gold flames, with black elbow and knee pads, white wrist bands, a black chain around his neck, white boots with "AT" in small blue letters on the back. The SWAT World Tag Team Championship belt is around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is a Hardkore Helloween barbed wire falls count anywhere battle royal. Featuring first, representing SWAT; Hailing from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds; He is One Half of the SWAT World Tag Team Champions...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"
(The Cleveland fans cheer Tanner. The King Kong theme by Jon Barry plays, mixed with good old country rap plays in the back. Bad Boy King Kong makes his way out. His employer, the Microshocker, walks along with Mr. Computer in his hands. The trio makes their way strutting down into the ring. Bad Boy King Kong steps over the barbed wire into the ring)
Phil Blauer: Normally The Microshocker wrestles in this event since 2000. But the results have been...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pathetic. So Bad Boy King Kong, like many other times in The Shock's career is doing the dirty work for the former Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team Champion.
Yolanda Ando: Bad Boy King Kong wears really tight jeans and a black sleeveless shirt.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain; Accompanied to the ring by The Microshocker; He hails from the Smokey Mountains; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 451 pounds...BAD BOY KING KONG!!!"
(The Gund Arena boos Bad Boy King Kong while The Microshocker blows kisses to them. The lights in the Gund Arena dim down to near complete darkness. The silhouette of a few fans sitting near the eye of the camera can be seen slowly rising to their feet wondering just what the heck is going on. Their questions are soon answered when two oh so familiar white spotlights begin to chase their way throughout the crowd in the arena. The fans explode with cheers as “When Worlds Collide” by Powerman 5000 hits and the Justin Evers name is spelled out on the canvas in a red laser. As Spider One belts out the first chorus and Justin Evers appears at the top of the ramp, taking it all the cheers as if feeling a beautiful, refreshing spring rain)
Guillermo O'Bannon: I haven't seen a whole lot of Justin Evers. He wrestles over in Hardkore Britain, participating in a threeway dance with "Giant" Baba O'Reilly and Hardkore Britain Northern Tri-Counties Champion Psychotic Goth at the G-Mex Centre in Manchester. But he is a former Internet Wrestling E-Federation TV Champion, US Champion, Cruiserweight Champion, Hardcore and Intercontinental Champion. Extreme Wrestling League World Champion, No Chance Wrestling World and Tag Team Champion, New Wolfpac Order World and Tag Team Champion, two time Wrestling Midwest World, Shoot and Tag team Champion.
Phil Blauer: Wow, Wolfpac Order World and Tag Team Champion? That fed stayed open long enough to have a tag team tournament?
Yolanda Ando: He is decked out in a David Carr Home Jersey, Blue and Red Mesh shorts and Blue Wrestling Boots with Red Laces.
(The lights slowly begin to come back up to normal as Justin continues to make his way down the ring, slapping the hands of a few fans sitting at ringside on the way. Justin slowly makes his way up the steps and removes the Carr jersey, tossing it into the crowd)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain; Hailing from Houston, Texas; Standing 6 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...JUSTIN EVERS!!!"
(The fans cheer. “I’m Your Boogeyman” by White Zombie comes over the PA, as the following symbols comes up on the tron)
<ALPHA>
<OMEGA>
<Logo of “The Society of the New Breed”>
<The Punisher skull>
(Down comes “The Punisher” Dan Stein to a chorus of boos. Stein ignores them, stone-faced, eyes directly to the ring. His manager, the lovely Domino, hesitantly follows)
Guillermo O'Bannon: This is a great album by the way. It kinda came and went but it was the best thing Rob Zombie ever did.
Phil Blauer: What about Edge's theme music?
Guilermo O'Bannon: It was the best thing Rob Zombue ever did.
(As Stein gets to the ring apron, he stops to wait for Domino to open the ring ropes for him. When she doesn’t, Stein yells at her to get moving, and she grudgingly obliges. Stein climbs into the barbed wire ring, and thrusts the Peacemaker in the air as boos descend upon them. Stein climbs the ringpost and defiantly flips off the crowd, as more boos come down)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein, the brusier of The Society of the New Breed recently won the Wargames Match in Los Angeles against The Dark Ryderz Movement to win the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team Championship.
Phil Blauer: Bad Boy King Kong has confided in me that he's picking Stein out for all of his fat gay rage.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein would love to team with Rated X and get another shot at The Un-Stable.
Yolanda Ando: Dan Stein wears a simple tight black t-shirt, and plain black shorts, with black leather wrestling boots. Stein also wears black leather gloves with the fingers ripped out. The Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belt is slung over his shoulder.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore America; Accompanied to the ring by his manager, Domino; Hailing from Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 285 pounds; He is One Third of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPION...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!!"
(The Cleveland fans boo. The lights dim slowly, Legacy holding both the CWF and UCW Hardcore titles overhead as blood runs down his face shows on the screen then Kota holding the SWAT Statewide title in the air after a victory as Shamrocks and Shenanagans by the House of Pain hits the images of Kota and Legacy battling various opponents and waging war both in the ring and on the floor. Kota delivering a Vader Bomb in the corner of 2 jobbers is followed by Legacy hitting a perfect Legacy-plex on a former CWF member. Legacy then walks out with his manager, Reginald P. Packer. Legacy stands on the apron and slices his thumb across his throat slowly in a symbolic death warning)
Phil Blauer: This match is pretty heavy on the entrance videos. I feel like I've sat through three hours of clips.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy is one of the most highly decorated wrestler in the House of Pain, besides Danny Boy.
Phil Blauer: That guy sucks, he's like their MCA or one of the Kimmels.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy is a former CWF Germany and UCW Hardcore champion. He was the first man to hold both titles at once. His partner Kota did quite well in Helloween #3, so he hopes to do just as well if not better.
Yolanda Ando: Legacy keeps his hair slicked back and in a ponytail. He has a goatee and mustache. Basic black boots with "H.O.P" on each side. Black trunks with "Legacy" on the back. He wears a jacket that matches his boots and trunks. His wrists are taped as are his two middle fingers on each hand.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing SWAT; He is accompanied to the ring by his manager, Reginald P. Packer; Hailing from Atlanta, Georgia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 280 pounds...LEGACY!!!"
(The fans boo. "Sticken" by Disturbed starts playing as blue lights flicker throughout the Gund Arena. Rush comes running out to the stage and plays up the Cleveland crowd and then runs to the ring and slides under the barbed wire and then does a kip up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush is one of the hottest new rookies to come out of Hardkore Britain. But can he possibly be prepared for this barbed wire hell?
Phil Blauer: I loved this band. They did Cherry Pie.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That was Warrant. This is a wrestler.
Phil Blauer: Nooooo, I think they did Cherry Pie.
Yolanda Ando: Rush wears blue & black shorts. His black elbow, knee pads, and black boots with "RUSH" written in blue on the side.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain; From San Diego, California; Standing 6 feet 1 inch; Weighing 217 pounds...RUSH!!!"
(The Gund Arena crowd roars and he pumps them up with his fist. A huge countdown clock appears on the video screen and and a voice starts to talk)
David Sadler will steal the show in 5 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 4 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 3 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 2 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show…………………….Boom fireworks shoot from the ramp.
(The words spoken by David Sadler echo around the arena “I have toiled and bled and now it is time to show you the very meaning of reality” Liberate then hits the speakers as David walks out on the ramp and the camera shoots to a close up of him)
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here is Hardkore World's first look at “The Saviour of Professional Wrestling” David Sadler.
Phil Blauer: (points at Guillermo) Hee Hee Hee, you spelled Savior funny.
(David makes a couple of steps forward as two pyros shoot off fireworks and flame besides him. He then continues down the ramp and then to the ring. He climbs up the steps slowly and when he reaches the top step he looks over at the crowd for a few seconds. He then makes his way through the ropes and walks across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle which he climbs and spreads his arms and looks into the sky)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler and his partner Lee Williams debut in Hardkore Britain with a match in Birmingham, England against The Warhammer Corporation. The winner will be the number one contenders to the British Tag Team titles. A title he has not won, but David Sadler has held 27 championships since 2002 in XCW, TKOW, NGW, UCW, MEW, XIWF, ECWF, CWF, NPW, IWF, FIW, GPW, GCW, FLW, OCW, Global Honour, and SCW.
Phil Blauer: That's averaging 9 titles a year! Wait, did I carry the seven? Sadler is huge everywhere, I can't wait to see why.
Guillermo O'Bannon: There are four wrestlers in this barbed wire battle royal from Hardkore Britain, yet Sadler's the only one actually from England.
Yolanda Ando: Fascinating. David Sadler has on some baggy cut off jean shorts. Black knee and elbow pads and white boots with black trim. Pale skinned with blue eyes, long brown hair and clean shaven.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing UCW; From Ipswich, England; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!!"
(The music slowly fades out as Sadler climbs down from the turnbuckle. "Free Fall" by In Flames plays and Scott Bastion walks out to the cheers of the fans)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fans remembering Bastion from his days over in SIWA.
Phil Blauer: What do you know about this guy?
Guillermo O'Bannon: His media card, or cards, I should say mostly talk abouy his childhood. "...third of four children" (flips to another card) "...His mother for being a druggie and alcoholic..." (flips to another card) "...Scott's older brothers worked at the local grocery store as baggers and stockers"
Phil Blauer: Hmm, like me.
Guillermo O'Bannon: STOCKER, not stalker. God, there's like a million here. "Scott began developing paranoid schziophrenia, and started becoming dillusional..." Like you, Phil.
Phil Blauer: No, it's STOCKER.
Guillermo O'Bannon: (flipping through his cards) First day of school, "...The children began to laugh at Tammy, calling her slut, naming off STDs she may have."
Phil Blauer: Huh, like our Tammy.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah, but this one was his sister. There's a whole thing in here about roommates. Anyway, he was a huge star in SIWA, ZWF, RAW, CWF, IWF, DIWF, and HHCW. Now he's looking to lead the way in Hardkore Rocky Mountains.
Yolanda Ando: Scott Bastion is wearing a trenchcoat, black T-shirt, black jeans, elbow pads, wrist bands, and black boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Rocky Mountains; He is from the city of Champions- Heyworth, Illinois; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 215 pounds...BASTION!!!"
Phil Blauer: I thought it was just Japanese wrestlers in America that go by their last names?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: KENN-EDY!!!
("Wartunes" by Suidakra plays and The Gund Arena goes black, and smoke begins to fill the stage. The mans voice comes over the loud speakers. As his voice fades, and the music begins, two blue lights slowly make their way to the middle of the stage, where Damian is standing, his head down, hair covering his face. The music begins, and several blue fireworks go off as Damian throws his arms into the air, and makes his way down to the ring, ignoring the crowd, his mind focused solely on the task ahead)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Here comes one of the most controversial figures in wrestling right now.
Phil Blauer: Nah, they made quick work out of Zach Daniels earlier.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Sir, you need to check my site. Damian Collins handed UCW back their TV title, when he wasn't happy with his push. Damian Collins is this month's Zach Daniels. Thought you knew.
Yolanda Ando: Damian Collins wears some black elbow pads, black jean shorts, black boots, and black knee pads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing...himself; From Oshawa, Canada; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 297 pounds...'THE FUTURE' DAMIAN COLLINS!!!"
(Mike Peters signals for the bell and all eight men converge on one another. David Sadler attacks Damian Collins with a flurry of forearm shots)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Scott Bastion hits Dan Stein with an STO! Adrian Tanner is blasting Bad Boy King Kong's blubber with several hard chops. Kong returns with some knife edge chops of his own.
(Stein comes up from behind Kong and russian leg sweeps him. Rush takes David Sadler over in a Japanese armdrag. Legacy thumbs David Sadler in the eye, setting him up for a twist of fate by Damian Collins)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer's Guillotine by Damian Collins!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. dropkicks Collins into the barbed wire!!
(The Cleveland crowd gives out a loud "Oh!!" Bad Boy King Kong grabs Collins and vertical suplexes his back back on the barbed wire!! Collins falls to The Gund Arena floor)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bastion twists Legacy's arm. Dan Stein comes off the second rope with a double ax handle to Legacy's twisted arm. Stein rolls Legacy up in an oklahoma roll!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Legacy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy kicks out and gets back to his feet. Dan Stein gets up to his knees and has a running kneelift waiting for him by Legacy! Rush comes off the second rope with a flying body press on Stein!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler has rolled out of the ring to attack Damian Collins. He grabs Collins and gives him a belly to belly suplex on the steel steps!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Damian Collins kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler pulls Collins up into a powerbomb but Collins rolls out of it with an RKO on the floor!! He makes the cover!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy irish whips Bad Boy King Kong into Adrian Tanner Jr.. Tanner drop toe holds Kong facefirst into the barbed wire!!
(The Cleveland crowd roars, and Bad Boy King Kong clutches his face. The Microshocker rushes to his side to give him medical attention. Legacy front facelocks Kong, but Kong lifts him up in a fireman's carry)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong samoan drops Legacy's back into the barbed wire!! Bastion grabs Legacy by the legs and turns him over into a sharpshooter. He plants his feet and pulls back on Legacy's twisted legs.
(Blood flows from Legacy's back. Legacy shrieks in pain while Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out. Dan Stein hits Bastion flush in the chest with a hard heart punch, and he breaks the scorpion)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy gets back up to his feet and hits Bastion from behind with a running bulldog! But Rush floors Legacy with a running side kick.
(On the floor, David Sadler blasts a bloody Damian with a few right hands and then pulls his head into a standing head scissors. He lifts him up in a crucifix)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Crucifixtion bomb on the concrete!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 7 minutes 6 seconds, 'THE FUTURE' DAMIAN COLLINS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. gets on the apron, gets a running start and huracanranas David Sadler on the floor!! He cradles the leg!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Meanwhile, inside the ring, Bad Boy King Kong has Dan Stein by the throat. He chokeslams Stein into the ring!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: In front of us, Adrian Tanner is attempting to suplex Sadler on the ringsteps. But Sadler blocks it, he reverses with a suplex of his own on the concrete!
(Sadler slides under the barbed wire back into the ring. Rush is waiting for him with a superkick upside his head! Legacy has Bastion on his shoulders and is spinning him round & round with an airplane spin)
Phil Blauer: Legacy puts Bastion back down on his feet, dizzy as a schoolgirl.
Guillermo O'Bannon: You would know. Dan Stein scoops Bastion up and drills him headfirst into a michinoku driver II!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Scott Bastion gets his shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: Bastion gets up and hits Stein through the stems with a low blow.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner flips off the ropes with a blockbuster neckbreaker on Dan Stein! Bad Boy King Kong comes off the second rope with a 500 pound elbow drop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Scott Bastion dropkicks Rush into the barbed wire!!
(The force takes him over the barbed wire to the floor. He sits on the concrete and bleeds. Bastion hits Stein with a flying body press but Stein catches him and powerslams him)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Bastion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner goes for a DDT but Legacy counters with a fireman's carry he turns into his Hour Glass death valley driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 11 minutes 29 seconds, ADRIAN TANNER JR. HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY LEGACY!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler takes some of the sunshine out of eliminating Tanner for Legacy by nearly taking his head off with a clothesline!
(Legacy rolls out of the ring and catches a shot to the stomach with a kendo stick by Rush!! Rush then hits him in the back of the knees putting Legacy down to the floor on their knees)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush smashes Legacy in the face with a kendo stick and then a final blow to the back of the head!!
(Rush goes to climb back into the ring, but Legacy gets hold of the kendo stick and whacks him in the back of the head with it! He grabs Rush by the face)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy DDTs an already bloody Rush on the cement floor!! He makes the cover!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rush kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Inside the ring, Dan Stein hammerlocks Sadler's arm and drops him with a chicken wing suplex. Scott Bastion comes spinning off the top rope with a corkscrew moonsault on Sadler!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong slides out of the ring and cracks Rush in the head with a steel chair!! Back in the ring, David Sadler applies a sleeper hold to Scott Bastion.
Phil Blauer: Outside in front of us, a blood drenched Bad Boy King Kong going for another shot with that chair but Rush spin kicks the chair into his head! He makes the cover!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Bad Boy King Kong kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bastion goes down to one knee inside the ring, with Sadler clamping down on the sleeper. Mike Peters tests his arm, but Bastion doesn't let it drop. Legacy is back in the ring, and hits Sadler in the back with a running kneelift, breaking the sleeper on Bastion.
(Dan Stein lifts Sadler up in a hanging suplex then drops him with a jackhammer! The audience cheers as he hooks Sadler's leg)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy goes for a haymaker but Scott Bastion ducks and german suplexes him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Legacy rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Out on the floor, Bad Boy King Kong has Rush's arms butterflied and double underhook DDTs him into the concrete!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rush kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong rolls back into the ring, and runs at Sadler, smashing him in the face with an elbow. A stunned Sadler staggers back into a reverse DDT by Scott Bastion!
(Bastion goes for a cover but Stein starts kicking him. Bastion gets up and irish whips Dan Stein into the barbed wire!! The crowd pops)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bastion taking over on Dan Stein, plucking him off the barbed wire. He scoops him up but Stein falls behind him and applies an inverted facelock...test drive!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Scott Bastion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein presses Bastion over his head and drops his throat on the barbed wire!!
(The Cleveland fans all gasp, as Bastion rolls around clutching his throat. Blood seeps through his fingers. Stein turns around into a lou thez press by Legacy)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy cracks Bastion in his bleeding throat with a fistdrop. Meanwhile, on the floor, Rush has rolled Bad Boy King Kong on a table and climbs up to the second turnbuckle from the apron. He backflips into a moonsault sending Kong through the table!!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Bad Boy King Kong kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush rolls back into the ring under the barbed wire. He grabs Dan Stein with a huracanrana! Sadler stomps Bastion's bloody throat over & over.
Phil Blauer: It's like he owes him money! He doesn't does he?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a flying elbow to Bastion's throat!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 7 seconds, SCOTT BASTION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!"
(EMTs have to help Scott Bastion to the back as blood pours out of his neck. Bad Boy King Kong enters the ring and scoops Dan Stein up on his shoulder)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kong slams Stein into the mat, then does the Hogan ear thing.
Phil Blauer: KOOOOONG!! KOOOONG!! Why can't he hear me?? Oh, his hand isn't cupped my way. He drops the leg across Stein's face anyway. Bummer.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong stands up and is hit by an gorgeous standing dropkick by David Sadler. Rush turns Dan Stein over into a texas cloverleaf.
(Stein tries to power out of it but Rush has his legs clamped tight in his arms. Legacy oklahoma rolls Bad Boy King Kong)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Bad Boy King Kong kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Peters now has to jump from counting Kong's pinfall to checking to see if Stein wants to submit to Rush's cloverleaf.
Phil Blauer: Ron needs to pick up the slack. COME ON, REID!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush releases the cloverleaf and whacks Legacy in the back of the head with an axe kick!
(A bloody Stein scoops Sadler up and fallaway slams him into the barbed wire!! The Gund Arena roars, and Sadler rolls around, clutching his back)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein catches a bloody Rush with a stunner! Stein goes to spinebuster him into the barbed wire, but Rush tornado DDTs him!
(David Sadler staggers over and grabs Legacy from behind with a russian leg sweep. Both of their bloody backs make a stain on the canvas. Bad Boy King Kong sits on Legacy's back and applies a camel clutch)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein grabs Rush by the hair and running bulldogs him. Stein turns around into a spinning wheel kick by David Sadler!
(Bad Boy King Kong rocks back & forth with 487 pounds on Legacy's face & arms. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to submit but Legacy shakes his bloody head "no")
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong releases Legacy and grabs Rush and jack knife powerbombs him!!
(Legacy grabs Sadler from behind with an inverted facelock and drops him with a scorpion death drop! Dan Stein drops Legacy with an X factor)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy blocks a suplex attempt and slingshot suplexes Dan Stein! He goes to backdrop Rush, but Rush reverses it with his canadian destroyer Rush driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 23 minutes 46 seconds, LEGACY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY RUSH!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong wraps David Sadler's leg around into a figure four leglock. He clamps down on his twisted legs, and Peters checks in to see if he submits.
(Sadler whips his long bloodsoaked brown hair from side to side, refusing to submit. Stein spins Rush around in a neckbreaker. Sadler sits up and tries to pry Kong's legs open)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein stomps Bad Boy King Kong in the head. Sadler staggers up and tries to kick Stein but Stein catches his boot. Sadler swings around with an enzuigiri kick! Bad Boy King Kong lifts Rush up and drops him with a brainbuster!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rush kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein applies a full nelson on Bad Boy King Kong. David Sadler double underhooks Rush's arms and delivers a tiger driver '91!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rush gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler climbs to the top rope, but The Microshocker gets up on the apron and pulls Sadler down by the leg, crotching him on the top turnbuckle. A bloody mess named Rush climbs to the second rope and superplexes Sadler! The momentum carries him on top of Rush.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Phil Blauer: What a match!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock hands Bad Boy King Kong a chair, and he comes at Rush. Rush drop toe holds him so his face lands on his own chair!!
(The audience roars, and Bad Boy King Kong clutches his jaw. Rush climbs to the top rope and comes off with a flying body press but Kong catches him and powerslams him)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rush kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong earthquake splashes Rush!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rush gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler belly to belly suplexes Stein over his head into the barbed wire!! Sadler elbow drops Rush. Rush rolls out of the way for the second one. Rush climbs to the top rope and takes Bad Boy King Kong down with a bulldog!!
(Rush grabs Sadler by the arm and shortarm clotheslines him. Bad Boy King Kong hits Rush with a low blow, and then gives Dan Stein the same thing. Sadler comes at him but Bad Boy flattens him with a punch to the nuts)
Phil Blauer: Bad Boy King Kong leaves them all layin...and grabbing their testicals.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong grabs Sadler with his pattented bearhug!
Phil Blauer: He could crush the life out of him with that! Or at least leave that fat funk on him.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein cranks Rush's head in a vice submission.
Phil Blauer: We have stereo submissions!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong trying to squeeze Sadler's spine until it's dust. On the other side of the ring, Stein is trying to twist Rush's head off like a beer cap.
(Sadler tries punch his way out of Kong's bearhug, but Kong won't budge. Dan Stein grabs Kong from behind and drops his reverse neckbreaker)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein hits his Twilight Hammer!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 29 minutes 31 seconds; BAD BOY KING KONG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!"
(David Sadler hits Stein with a running knee strike to his temple. Rush whacks Stein with a european forearm upside the head, followed by another)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler comes up from behind Rush and belly to back suplexes him. Turnabouts fairplay and Dan Stein comes up behind David Sadler and applies a full nelson!
(Stein presses down against the neck of Sadler, while Sadler bleeds down his front. Stein pulls him up and drives him into the mat with a full nelson slam! Stein turns around into a thrust kick in his chest)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush climbs to the top turnbuckle and missle dropkicks both Sadler & Stein!
(The audience cheers. Rush pumps himself up and runs at Sadler, but The Saviour of Professional Wrestling catches him with a sidewalk slam! The crowd boos)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rush kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: He picks Stein up and powerbombs him!! He scoops Stein up and slings him over his shoulder, but Stein falls behind him and lifts him up in a double flying chicken wing!
(Sadler cries out in pain shaking his head "No" as he looks to be dipped headfirst in blood. Stein bounces Sadler up & down on his two bent elbows. Peters asks him if he wants to submit but he refuses)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush comes off the top rope and clotheslines Sadler while Stein holds him up in the air! He grabs Stein by the hair and slams his face into the mat with his Rush Factor!!
(David Sadler comes up from behind with a fameasser, smashing Rush's face into the mat)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Light!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 33 minutes 10 seconds; RUSH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!"
Phil Blauer: It's down to David Sadler, Dan Stein, and Damian. 3D!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Damian's eliminated.
Phil Blauer: Right. When?
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler hits Stein with a flying body press!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein rolls out of the way of a kneedrop. He butterflies Sadler's arms and double underhook suplexes him into the barbed wire!!
(The crowd boos as Sadler slides down the barbed wire, slicing a huge gash down his back & thigh. Stein pulls him up in a headlock)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein goes for a bulldog but Sadler pushes him off into the barbed wire!!
(The fans cheer Stein bouncing off the barbed wire, and coming back even bloodier. He staggers back right into Sadler who drops him back in a russian leg sweep)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Soviet Scum Sweep! Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a flying elbow smash!!
(The Cleveland fans cheer. Sadler collapses on top of Stein)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein blocks a suplex and counters with a hanging suplex of his own! He shows Sadler to all four corners...
(Sadler bleeds down Stein's side, then The Punisher drops him back in the suplex. He pulls him up and twists him around into a corkscrew neckbreaker)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein pulls Sadler up and just starts hammering him with those powerful punches. Sadler fires back with a a volley of punches, then stomps on his toe!
(Stein bounces up & down clutching his foot, and Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle. He measures him with a flying dropkick! The fans cheer, and Sadler makes the cover)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein stomach claws Sadler and David sits up in pain)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein escapes the pin attempt with the stomach claw.
Phil Blauer: Not seen since the days Fritz had one on Gary Hart's nuts.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein batters Sadler's bloody face with a series of headbutts while maintaing the stomach claw!
Phil Blauer: In Sadler's language, Bloody means Damn. So he thinks your saying his damn face. (chuckles) He's gonna be so pissed...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein now has Sadler in a chokehold he calls the Chinese Clutch.
Phil Blauer: That is the Chinese Clutch, Guillermo. He play joke.
(Sadler kicks out his feet and arms in desperation while Stein's thumb & forefinger close off his airway. Mike Peters checks in but Sadler refuses to submit. The Cleveland fans begin stomping their feet faster & faster to urge on Sadler)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein pulls Sadler up into a front facelock and drives his bloody skull into the mat with a DDT!
Phil Blauer: There you go again, Guillermo. Just diggin your hole deeper...
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein scoops him up, but Sadler falls behind him in an inverted facelock. He drops down into an inverted DDT!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler drops a knee across the laceration over Stein's eye. He pulls him up into a waistlock and drops a german he calls the Fuck Hitler Slam!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr-(Dan Stein rolls his shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: I didn't know ALL Europeans were defensive about Hitler. I thought it was just the Germans. That's one to grow on.
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler wraps Dan Stein's legs up and drops backwards into a figure four leglock! He clamps down on Sadler's twisted legs while Stein bleeds a sickening pool next to his face.
Phil Blauer: Stein's shoulder is down!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein rolls over on his side)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters checking to see if Dan Stein wants to submit but he's not getting any answer from him.
Phil Blauer: Mike's used to that.
(Domino has a concerned look on her face as she pounds on the apron to wake Stein up. Sadler sits up and screams at The Punisher to tap, spitting blood out of his mouth as it runs down his face)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler clamps down on Stein's legs again and the pain causes Dan to sit up. He's staring a hole through Sadler and is now twisting over, trying to reverse the figure four.
Phil Blauer: Sadler's about to experience The Strongest Man this side of the Atlantic!
(Stein rolls the figure four over and Sadler cries out in pain. He releases the fiugre four and crawls away from Dan Stein. Stein struggles to get to his feet)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein gut wrench suplexes David Sadler across the ring!
Phil Blauer: Just missing the barbed wire!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein rolls Sadler up with a la majistral!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein pulls Sadler up over his shoulder with a hanging backbreaker! The Punisher bounces Sadler's spine up & down across his shoulder while The Saviour of Professional Wrestling's legs & arms are hanging like noodles.
(Domino celebrates on the outside as Mike Peters checks in to see if Sadler wants to submit. The crowd pleads with him not to submit)
Phil Blauer: Rated X watching this match in the back, wondering what's going to be left of his partner.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein drops to his knees, ramming his shoulder through Sadler's back on the way down. Dan Stein pulls Sadler's head over his shoulder from behind and pulls down on it in The Final Solution submission.
Phil Blauer: Speaking of Mad Dog Vachon, you know what's always fascinating about AWA road stories from the 80's? Every story ends with me asking "...and Brad Rheingans & Jonnie Stewart were still working? Even then??" Can anyone tell me what the hell Ray Stevens was still doing wrestling in 1988??
(Stein repeatedly yanks on Sadler's head & neck while racking him over his back. Peters asks Sadler but Sadler not submitting. Sadler eventually reverses it by grabbing Stein's head, taking his own feet out and dropping in a rude awakening! The fans come to life)
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler applies a crippler crossface on Dan Stein. He links his hands together and pulls up on Stein's head & arm!
(Domino covers her eyes when Stein shrieks out in pain. He covers Sadler's wrist in blood where it's touching his face. Stein rolls Sadler over into a cradle)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler releases the crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Both men up to a vertical base and Stein lifts Sadler up by the throat with both arms! He throttles Sadler for a while and then tosses him backfirst into the barbed wire!!
(The Cleveland crowd boos. Sadler screams bloody murder. Stein takes advantage of it with a few blasts to the face with rights. Stein runs to clothesline him in further but Sadler moves out of the way)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein puts the breaks on right before he hits the barbed wire. He breathes a sigh of relief and then walks right into a yakuza kick! David Sadler pulls him up into a dangerous Dave DDT!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein gets up and ducks under a Rageline and kicks Sadler in the gut. He pumphandles him up onto his shoulder into The Reckoning Slam!!
Phil Blauer: He isn't going for the cover!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Could be a mistake he regrets forever. He pulls Sadler's head into his legs with a standing head scissors. He pulls him up and drops Sadler's back on the barbed wire with a powerbomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
("I'm Your Boogieman" by White Zombie plays. Domino carefully enters the barbed wire ring and lifts Stein's arm. He pulls it away and raises it himself. The fans rain boos and debris down on him)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 42 minutes 20 seconds; THE WINNER OF HARDKORE HELLOWEEN #4...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Punisher" Dan Stein is one step closer to getting a title shot against Cobryn!
Phil Blauer: This could get interesting.
Guillermo O'Bannon: But first, he and Rated X take on Andrew Sinclair and Andrew Karnage in the Road to Helloween falls count anywhere barbed wire tag team match.
Phil Blauer: In a Strange Bedfellows Match!
Guillermo O'Bannon: No, Phil.