Post by Jonnie Valentine on Jun 16, 2023 18:19:38 GMT -5
("How the Gods Kill" by Danzig plays and a video montage plays of Hardkore World's 18 year history. Cyrus Williams hits Andrew Karnage with The Blackout...Tarrasque chokeslams Big Brute ACE off of a balcony to the floor below...Rad Rick pulls back on a scorpion deathlock on Dragon Kimura...Ace Kilcannon drops "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson on the back of his head with The Kill...Bronco Guerillo comes off on with a rana off the second turnbuckle on Rad Rick...Adrian Faust nails Death Gojira with a Helldriver...Fidel "Che" Gueverra throws powder in Bronco Guerillo's eyes...Rated X hits Ghandi the Butcher with The Unabomber...Kentaro Korose hits Kuala Hala with a facebreaker deathkick...Matthew X flaming thumper heart punches Quasimoto Jones..."Deathstryke" Cyan Komar hits San Diego Strangler with The Deathstryke...Sadiopath pins "Nightmare" Stormy Sommers with a sadioplex...Devon Stevens hits Bobby Nowa with a Zero Grav Leg Drop...Rally Jackson puts Adrian Faust through a press table with a cradle piledriver...Tosh Marley tiger drivers Matthew X...Ace Kilcannon comes off the rope with a springboard DDT on El Hombre Murcie'Lago...Reverand Gozo Shioda nails Ace Kilcannon with a crucifix ganso bomb...Tuxedo Mask executes a gorgeous corkscrew 450 splash on "Sweet" Richard Romero..."Sexy" Anjanette Turner bending Makoto Jupiter in half with a scorpion deathlock with a crossface...Kilroy Evans drops from off the top of a cage with a crowbar across the chest of Death Gojira on a burning car...Tamara Sanchez delivering a crisp helicopter rana on Xyrynth onto a chair...The Miracle Violence Combination II giving Tarrasque a Shotgun Suplex...Cobryn gives Robert Hunglestien III The Answer 2005...Lonewolf McNeely gets a running start and jumps into the Scent of Destruction diamond cutter but Big Bad Bill reverses it into a reverse DDT faceplant off the second rope...Lucifer Jones gives Devon Stevens a London Air Raid off the top rope through a table on the floor...Ayame "Phoenix" Tokugawa backflips off the cage, catching Brandi on the top turnbuckle on the way down with a inverted FireBird DDT...Death Gojira puts the ladder over Cobryn's head in the corner with his chest in the turnbuckle, then jumps off the top turnbuckle on the long end, see sawing him into the audience....Kilroy Evans grabs Adrian Tanner Jr. on the apron and hits The Bad Touch...Vampira comes off the top rope with a shooting star press on Vagabond through a table on the floor...Andrew Sinclair gives Andrew Karnage an exploder off the ring steps on to the concrete floor then it fades into a graphic that reads "Hardkore America")
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hello, and welcome to Sacramento. Home of the Kings and our State Capitol in sunny California.
Phil Blauer: Where's Arnie?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Who?
Phil Blauer: (looking around) Schwarzenegger. He promised me he'd be here.
Guillermo O'Bannon: He promised the teacher's association he'd repay the millions he borrowed from the education fund.
Phil Blauer: Right, but I'm a famous person. Promises to me are like a blood bond. This sucks, I was all excited to show him my funny impersonation of his accent. Check this out, "PUMP (clap) You up."
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (removes his retainer) Very topical, sir. If I closed my eyes, I would swear it was him. But as you know, I'm afraid of the dark.
Phil Blauer: (puts his hand on Matt's shoulder) It's your daily fight, you brave, brave soldier.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (clutches his shoulder) He touched me!
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here in Sacramento, hometown boy, Andrew Sinclair will take on Cobryn after winning his shot at Hardkore Helloween.
Phil Blauer: When was that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Last month.
Phil Blauer: Was I there?
Guillermo O'Bannon: You were dressed as Natalie Holloway.
Phil Blauer: Doesn't sound like me. Dead chicks are more Boone's thing. Or at least so drunk they don't feel him dry humping them.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair shocked the World in Cleveland when he went through 31 other men in barbed wire. Can he do it again in front of his friends and family and win the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship?
Phil Blauer: Friends and family weigh you down. That's why I travel light. I'm even mean to my cable guy in case he gets any ideas. You stick your hand out to me and I'll cut it off and watch you bleed. (his cell phone rings, and Phil gives the "hang on" gesture) "Hello? Hey Mom..."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn is also still recovering from the huge fireball Death Gojira blew at him in Cleveland. We'll see if those injuries figure in at all. He was able to squeak by Tanjiro Kurokawa in Mexico City earlier this month. Then his stablemate Lucifer Jones puts his Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship on the line against Kilroy Evans. Kilroy has been chomping on the bit for a year to capture the Hardkore America title.
Phil Blauer: (on the phone) Why would the people at the home be stealing your pills, Ma? I can't come pick you up, I'm working. Yes, the thing where I talk over the wrestling...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones has been on fire these past few months, winning the Hardkore World Six Man title, the Hardkore Britain Championship, and successfully defending his Hardkore America title against Syberus and over in Hardkore Rocky Mountains against Mad Man Kozo.
Phil Blauer: I don't care was Mrs. Selznik's son is doing. I'm happy here. I wasn't crying at Thanksgiving, I...look Ma, your breaking up...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then Makoto Jupiter makes her return to the ring, taking on Tamara Sanchez. They wrestled last time in Denver, in a threeway dance with Xyrynth. That was the match where Tammy won the belt the first time. Tammy is a tough competitor, recently defeating Vampira when she traveled over to Hardkore Britain. Makoto Jupiter is a three time former champion, it'll be Tammy's toughest challenge to date.
Phil Blauer: No, Ma, what did Mrs. Selznik say about me at bridge yesterday? Really? She's the widow who's husband invented potted plants with the bad ticker right? Yeah, give her my number.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then a match I'm really looking forward to, The Un-Stable put their belts on the line against The Connection.
Phil Blauer: Hold on, Ma. The Connection? Who are they? And who did they blow to get a World title shot in their first match?
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Connection is Syberus and Adrian Tanner Jr.
Phil Blauer: Oooh. This'll be the first match since Cobryn shaved his head, I bet he looks all freakish and gay, like JoJo.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That was Cyrus.
Phil Blauer: What did I say?
Guillermo O'Bannon: At any rate, The Connection are the SWAT World Tag Team Champions and look to be the first ever team to hold both SWAT and Hardkore World's titles. But The Un-Stable have been on fire, winning their feud with High Maintenance during a climatic match in Hardkore Britain. They would love to pop a hole in the ballooning careers of The Connection. However, Syberus recently lost his Hardkore West Coast title belt to Soutter in an impromptu match in Hardkore Rocky Mountains. During that match he also cracked three ribs and bruised his sternum. It's not clear whether he'll be able to compete. Then the brutal feud between Tatsuya Arakawa and The Shootfighter that spans the globe continues in Sacramento.
Phil Blauer: (on the phone) Look Ma, I gotta go. Because I have to. No, I'm not gonna say it back. (sighs) I'm your little bunny wunny.
Yolanda Ando: He loves his mother. What a homo.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter: I've never wanted to be someone's mother so much in my entire life.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya and The Shootfighter have had a brutal 2/3 falls match in Los Angeles, a Brass Knuckles title match in Thailand, and now look to do the same here in Sacramento in a match where you have to beat your opponent into unconciousness.
Phil Blauer: It's like my interview with Russell Crowe.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then the bloody feud between The KGB and HOP continues in a steel cage match.
Phil Blauer: When will the Russians and the International House of Pancakes realize they have more to gain by working together than fighting?
Guillermo O'Bannon: New Hardkore West Coast Champion Soutter and James Fierce tore it up in UCW fighting alongside Kota and Legacy. Now their against them and we're in store for a classic. Then we have a rematch from Seattle, when Stan Wilson and Death Gojira face off in an I Quit Match. Gojira has last the past two matches, winning the Hardkore America title from him in Oakland. But I can't imagine either wrestler quitting.
Phil Blauer: I quit all the time. I don't even see myself making it through this intro.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Finally, we have a tag team match full of returning legends. The Microshocker caused Rated X to lose the Road to Helloween Match in Cleveland. Now he teams with "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson to take on Rated X and Tuxedo Mask.
("Strutter" by KISS hits as a lone spotlight follows Brandi as she steps through the entrance and looks at the crowd mainly the men who show their appreciation. She slowly walks down to the ring. She enters the ring and stands in the middle with the same spotlight on her as she hangs her head back and basks in the spotlight on her. She slowly and seductively eyes Ron Reid up and down as she backs to the corner]
Phil Blauer: That's the most action Ron's gotten since he lost the number to the escort service that still takes his action.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The last time we saw Brandi was in San Diego when she was involved in a tables, ladders, and chairs match with Vagabond. After Vagagond put her through a table, Tamara Sanchez got involved.
(Cut to a video dated San Diego 5/23/05]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vagabond reverses The Date {No Means No}, and sets her up for The Butterfly Dive off of the ladder through the press table!!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
(The audience chants "VAG-A-BOND!! VAG-A-BOND!! VAG-A-BOND!! VAG-A-BOND!! VAG-A-BOND!! VAG-A-BOND!!" as "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf plays through The Cox Arena)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vagabond gains a measure of revenge on Brandi tonight in this tables, ladders, and chairs match!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 13 minutes 35 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...VAGABOND!!!"
(Vagabond staggers up to her feet, hurt but victorious. Suddenly, enters the ring and picks up the chair. She cracks Brandi in the skull with it)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez is in the ring and doing some dirt with that chair. She throws the chair down and pulls her head into her legs. She drills Brandi's head into that chair with her own Date {No Means No} piledriver!!
(Crowd cheers, and Sanchez arranges a broken table over the wrist of Brandi. She takes the chair and drives the top of the chair into Brandi's elbow!! The fans wince at the sickening sight]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez getting a measure of revenge of her own, by attempting to break her arm if she hasn't already! She lifts up the chair again and slams it into the back of her elbow again!!
(Brandi rolls around the mat, clutching her limp arm to her side. Ron Reid tries to keep her still long enough to get medical treatment. The video fades back to Guillermo and Phil]
Phil Blauer: Whatever happened to Vagabond?
Guillermo O'Bannon: She left in protest when Lucifer Jones {No Means No} Domino.
Phil Blauer: Didn't she leave much after that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: She retroactively left in protest. At any rate, Brandi has recovered from her arm injury and is ready to get revenge with Tammy. She needs to win this one to get that though.
Yolanda Ando: Brandi wears spandex tights with "Brandi" on the back and a white sports bra.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is a Threeway Dance. Featuring first, from Sontag, Virginia; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing None of your damn concern...BRANDI!!!"
(The audience gives her a mixed reaction. "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks plays and Rain walks out. The Sacramento fans cheer her, as she walks down to the ring followed by Lonewolf McNeely]
Phil Blauer: Where do I remember him from?
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's Lonewolf McNeely. He had a promising start in Hardkore America before leaving to tend to his personal demons.
Phil Blauer: Nevermind. I thought it was Phoenix.
Guillermo O'Bannon: This is Rain's first try at wrestling full time, we'll see how she does against the veteran Brandi and Domino. She's got a good start, using the same music "Sexy" Anjanette Turner used during her 5 minute heel turn.
Phil Blauer: I remember that. Those were good times.
Yolanda Ando: Rain has an athletic build with long blonde hair and emerald green eyes. Wears red leather shorts with a bloody claw on the back of her shorts with a black leather top, fangs covering the front of her shorts.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Accompanied to the ring by Lonewolf McNeely; Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds...RAIN!!!"
(The Arco Arena gives her the first big pop of the night. Then "Domino" by KISS plays and Domino walks out to some cheers. Then "The Punisher" Dan Stein walks out and they're replaced by boos. ]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino looking to replace "Sexy" Anjanette Turner as the premiere women's wrestler in The Society of the New Breed. This would be a good step getting a shot at Tamara Sanchez in Palm Springs.
Phil Blauer: She and Dan Stein have a good relationship. It reminds me of me and whats-her-name?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein on a roll in Australia as well, recently defeating The Finn Twins with his partner Big Bad Bill at the Dandegong Arena.
Yolanda Ando: Domino wears a tight black one-piece with a snake-eyes domino each leg of her tights. She keeps her long brown hair tied up. Over it, she wears a rather used-looking black leather bomber coat with a snake-eyes domino on the back.
Phil Blauer: That jacket isn't the only thing looking a little used.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And accompanied to the ring by "The Punisher" Dan Stein; from Detroit, Michigan; Standing 5 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 150 pounds...DOMINO!!!"
(The crowd give her a round of applause. Ron Reid signals for the bell and all three woman eye one another warily. Then suddenly "Alive" by Saliva plays. The fans boo Tamara Sanchez walking down to the ring]
Phil Blauer: The Hardkore World Women's Champion is coming down to the ring!
Guillermo O'Bannon: She can have Boone's seat.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Hey!
Phil Blauer: Why are you gracing us with your presence Ms.Sanchez, or can I call you T-Chez?
Tamara Sanchez: Just call me nothing and shut your mouth!
Phil Blauer: (salutes) Will do, Nothin.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain armdrags Brandi across the ring. She ducks under a right hand by Domino and rolls her up into a backslide!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Domino gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain irish whips Domino into the ropes, but Domino comes back with a flying body press!
Tamara Sanchez: I didn't even know that this is a legal wrazzlin move.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Rain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The body press? Looks ok to me. Domino smacks Brandi in the face with a kneelift. Brandi ducks under a superkick, and whacks Brandi in the chest with a hard chop. Rain catches a few knife edge chops too.
(Brandi scoops Rain up and bodyslams her hard to the mat. Brandi front facelocks her, but Rain lifts her in a fireman's carry]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain spins her around into an airplane spin and dumps her on the mat.
Phil Blauer: Like John Cena and everyone in the 30's did before him.
Tamara Sanchez: He, keep my friend Cena outta this!
Phil Blauer: Right, "friends".
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain grabs Brandi by the arms and sticks her knee into her back with a surfboard. Brandi screams out in pain, but refuses to submit to Ron Reid.
(Domino bounces into the ropes and dropkicks Brandi in the face while Rain holds her in the surfboard! The crowd applauds]
Tamara Sanchez: Now that's something. C'mon Domino, break Brandi's weak bones.
Phil Blauer: Tamara testing out her new slogans for "Hardkore Takes On Osteoporosis."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino rakes Rain's eyes and then runs into the ropes for a flying body press, but Brandi intercepts her and powerslams her!
Tamara Sanchez: Damn.
(The Arco Arena boos. Brandi catches an oncoming Rain in a side suplex]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Rain gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi scoops Domino up and gives her a backbreaker. Rain runs up behind Brandi, grabs her by her ponytail and bulldogs her face into the canvas!
(The Sacramento fans applaud. Rain grabs her by her leg and turns her over into a single leg boston crab. She plants her foot and yanks back on Brandi's leg]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino steps over and takes Brandi's other leg and they're both giving her a boston crab!!
Phil Blauer: They're bending her in half! And she wasn't scheduled for that until our date later on!
Tamara Sanchez: Gee, you're a pervert.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Are you new?
Tamara Sanchez: Now they better hold on to this move until Brandi gives up.
(The Arco Arena applauds Brandi's predictament. Domino can't help herself and viciously yanks Rain to the mat by her hair]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino irish whips Rain into the turnbuckles. Brandi is back to her feet, and she & Domino take turns giving Rain alternating knees in the stomach.
(Brandi and Domino act like perfect ladies, politely allowing one another the space to ram their knee into Rain's stomach. Brandi gut wrench suplexes Rain out of the corner]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi stomps Rain in the head. She goes for another but Rain takes her over in a dragon screw legwhip. She parlays it into her Charge It STF!!
Tamara Sanchez: A mistake like this would never ever happen to me.
(The crowd applauds, and Ron Reid checks in to see if she wants to tap. Rain clamps down on her throat and pulls her up by the head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino smashes her knee into Rain's face to break up The Charge It! She hooks her up and suplexes Rain.
(Dan Stein mockingly applauds and Domino nods in his direction. She turns around into a savatte kick in the jaw by Brandi]
Tamara Sanchez: See, first they are friends, now they are enemies. It proves again that you better Don't Trust Anybody in this biz.
Phil Blauer: It's true. I'm still waiting to get that money back from Syberus he needed for new tights. I didn't even see him backstage. Is he...normally late or, what's the deal with that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi pulls Rain up and butterflies her arms. She double underhook suplexes her across the ring.
(Brandi blows a kiss to Lonewolf McNeely and then spanks her ass. The male fans hoot and whistle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi turns around into a spear by Rain!
Phil Blauer: Just in case Brandi wants to claim that Lonewolf is her baby daddy.
Tamara Sanchez: Never turn your back on someone, baby!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and Domino lifts Brandi up in a suplex. She backs the upside down Brandi into Rain's clutches backfirst. Rain comes off the second rope with a styles clash she calls The Fashion Statement!!
(The Arco Arena erupts and Rain flips her onto her shoulders with her legs]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Brandi gets her shoulder up)
Tamara Sanchez: Oh so close.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino catches Rain on the mat with an oklahoma roll!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain sits up and catches a dropkick in the mouth by Domino! Brandi comes from behind and bulldogs her into the mat!
(Brandi pulls Domino's head into her legs in a standing headscissors. She runs her hands up her own legs seductively, up to her breasts. She then pulls Domino upside down into a piledriver]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi drills Domino's head into the mat with the Date {No Means No}!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 8 minutes 34 seconds; DOMINO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY BRANDI!!"
Tamara Sanchez: Does she really call it Date {No Means No}? I think that's why she doesn't get a bf.
Phil Blauer: That and the scorching case of crabs.
(Domino rolls out of the ring, clutching her head. Dan Stein shakes his head at her, and spanks her ass to hurry up and get back to the locker room. Brandi waves at her from ringside and then turns around into a flying kneelift by Rain]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. She lifts Rain up by the hair and hooks her up into a fisherman's suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rain gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi irish whips Rain into the ropes but Rain comes back with a clothesline.
Tamara Sanchez: Whoever wins the match, she'll have no chance against me.
Phil Blauer: That works out great then.
(Rain climbs to the top turnbuckle and points to Lonewolf McNeely who tells her to hurry up and jump]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain comes off with a flying headbutt!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Brandi rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain irish whips Brandi into the ropes and lifts her up into a spinebuster but Brandi reverses it into a tornado DDT!
(The impact forces Rain up to her knees and then back down to her face. The Sacramento crowd jeers. Brandi lifts Rain up into a hanging suplex and walks her over to the ropes]
Tamara Sanchez: That's sooooo lame.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi hits a slingshot suplex on Rain! She climbs to the top rope and backflips into a moonsault but Rain puts her knees up!!
(The crowd cheers. Brandi staggers around the mat, clutching her stomach. Rain butterflies her arms]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain tosses her across the ring with a double underhook suplex! She steps through the ropes out on to the apron. She slingshots herself onto the middle of the top rope and comes off with a springboard spinning kick!
Tamara Sanchez: I wouldn't even give that a 4.1.
Phil Blauer: The crowd loves Rain!
Tamara Sanchez: You mean they love me.
Phil Blauer: Right. What did I say?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain tosses Brandi over the top rope to the Arco Arena floor below! Rain gets a running start and leaps over the top onto Brandi with a suicide dive!!
Tamara Sanchez: Ok now, how boring can this match become?
(The Sacramento fans chant "RAIN!! RAIN!! RAIN!! RAIN!! RAIN!!" Lonewolf McNeely helps Rain to her feet, and then she climbs to the top rope again]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain flips off the top with a corkscrew moonsault but catches nothing but guardrail!!
(The fans boo, and Lonewolf McNeely tends to her asking it where it hurts. Brandi pulls Rain up into a front facelock]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi DDTs Rain on the concrete!!
Phil Blauer: Ouch. On the upside, Lonewolf isn't gonna have to hear about her day at work. She won't remember any of it.
Tamara Sanchez: Now she even steals my Trademark. What the fuck?
Phil Blauer: The DDT on the concrete is your trademark? I think Jake the Snake has you beat by about a decade...and a rectum full of skag.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi rolls Rain back into the ring and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. She backflips into a moonsault!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi gives Rain a back suplex. She climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a flying body press but Rain catches her and delivers a powerslam!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Brandi kicks out)
Tamara Sanchez: Now why can't ref Slick Reid just end this match?
Phil Blauer: I like that, "Slick" Reid.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain kicks Brandi in the guts and drives her face into the mat with a rocker dropper!
(Rain pulls Brandi's head into her legs and then pulls her up into a folding powerbomb!! The Arch Arena pops and Ron Reid slides into position]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Brandi rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain double underhooks her arms and DDTs her head into the mat!!
(The audience loves the way Brandi's head rocks off the mat. Rain pulls Brandi up by the hair and irish whips her into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi ducks under the yakuza kick and german suplexes her!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rain rolls her shoulder up)
Tamara Sanchez: I think Brandi watched too many Benoit matches.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi crouches over her and batters her with several forearms to the face. She pulls her up to her feet and gives her a textbook suplex.
(The crowd boos. She pulls Rain up to her feet and swings her around into a hangman's neckbreaker! She hooks her leg.]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi headlocks Rain, but Rain pushes her off into the turnbuckles! Brandi staggers back into a hangman's neckbreaker by Rain! There's a reciept!
Tamara Sanchez: Now finally one of them gets her ass up and shows some good moves.
(The fans cheer and Rain climbs up to the top rope. Brandi pushes Reid into the ropes and it causes Rain to crotch herself on the top turnbuckle. Brandi climbs to the second rope]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi superplexes Rain and then rolls on top of her!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi lifts her up into a side suplex but Rain rolls up and takes her over into a head scissors takedown. She runs into the ropes and this time nails Brandi with the yakuza kick!
(Rain climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off into a dazzling corkscrew moonsault]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Brandi kicks out)
Tamara Sanchez: Give me a break.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain leaps on the middle of the top rope and springboards off but lands right into Brandi's superkick! Brandi gut wrenches her up onto her shoulder and then flips her to the side with an inside suplex.
Phil Blauer: Ouch. She didn't land right there.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi applies her Seduction dragon sleeper on Rain! Rain is flailing her arms trying to escape. She's kicking her feet out trying to loosen Brandi's iron grip.
(Ron Reid lifts Rain's arm but she keeps it up. Brandi pulls her up to her feet and then drops the back of her head on her knee!! She pins her]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Rain gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi climbs to the top rope but Lonewolf McNeely hops up on the apron and pulls her down by the leg!
(The crowd cheers. Rain climbs to the second rope and fireman's carries her up on her shoulders]
Tamara Sanchez: C'mon girl, make the pin! End this shame.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain samoan drops Brandi off the top rope!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Brandi kicks out)
(The fans give both ladies a standing ovation for such a good match. Rain climbs to the top rope again and 450 flips into an elbow drop]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The High Expense!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Brandi gets her foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain pulls Brandi up by her shoulder onto an argentinean backbreaker but Brandi falls on her feet behind her. Rain turns around and gets kneed in the stomach. Brandi pulls her up into the Date {No Means No} piledriver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
(The bell rings, "Strutter" by KISS plays and both ladies get another standing ovation. Brandi raises her arms in triumph]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Well, Tammy what do you think about facing Brandi in Palm Springs?
Tamara Sanchez: She doesn't stand a chance. When I'm done with her she'll be outta HKW just as fast as the last time.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: At 17 minutes 11 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...BRANDI!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: This was a great match Tammy, and at either rate, you have three very capable contenders provided you make it through Makoto Jupiter tonight.
Tamara Sanchez: Do you doubt that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Uh...no?
(Tammy shoves Guillermo, slings her Hardkore World Women's Championship belt over her shoulder and walks out]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up now is the return of two Hardkore legends against two veteran heels of the West Coast. Tuxedo Mask and Rated X team up for the first time against The Dark Ryderz Movement. Rated X came back like he normally does, ripping Rally a new one. But this time, someone actually did something about it. The Microshocker came down and put Rated X through a table to eliminate him from the Road to Helloween Match in Cleveland. Now Rated X calls an old enemy to team up with to take on Rally and The Shock.
("Block Rockin Beats" by The Chemical Brothers plays and "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson talks on his cellphone. Bad Boy King Kong and The Microshocker follow behind him]
Phil Blauer: The Microshocker showing some real improvement in the last few years. He does all the talking for this team. Like a gay Jimmy Hart to Rally's Earthquake. Well, a gayer Jimmy Hart.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally has been wanting to get his hands on Rated X for nearly four years. They were slated to wrestle for the Hardkore World Heavyweight title at Hardkore Helloween 2002 but the show never happened.
Phil Blauer: Those were Jonnie's XTC years. Very little got done except for the Palm Springs High School senior class. And sophmore class.
Yolanda Ando: Rally is a very dark Brazilian with dreadlocks and a few piercings. One in the ear, one in the nose, and over the eyebrow. He has a tattoo of a tiger on the back of his left shoulder and a few minor wrestling scars on the back. He wears a green capoeira gui with yellow trim. The Microshocker wears a shimmering silver body suit with a slit down the middle and the ass cut out.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first accompanied to the ring by Bad Boy King Kong; first from Seattle, Washington; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 200 pounds...THE MICROSHOCKER!! His partner is from Rio De Janiero, Brazil; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 241 pounds...'TIGERHEART' RALLY JACKSON!! They are THE DARK RYDERZ MOVEMENT!!"
(The Sacramento fans boo. Then "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot begins and Rated X walks out with the X Chair in his hand. Tuxedo Mask walks out with Eerie Von and Makoto Jupiter in tow and the Arco Arena erupts]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The fans missed them, but it's like they never left. Former Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion, Hardkore Nippon Western Pacific Champion, Hardkore Nippon Junior Heavyweight Champion, and Hardkore Nippon Tag Team Champion Tuxedo Mask is back here on the West Coast, teamed up with one of the most popular wrestlers ever to appear here. It's a reciepe for crowd pop better than "putting them on the glass".
Yolanda Ando: They're lucky my botched nipple peircing is still healing or I would put that to the test.
Phil Blauer: (shrugs) I'm game. The last time Tuxedo Mask was in a Hardkore World ring was in March 26, 2005 when he and Death Gojira were defeated in the semi-finals of the Hardkore World Tag Team Tournament at Palm Springs Punishment.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Actually, that was Fat Tux. Tuxedo Mask hasn't been seen since June 8th 2002, during that four star match with "Sweet" Richard Romero where he won the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title at Hardkore Hall in Palm Springs. Let's hope he starts where he left off.
Yolanda Ando: Tuxedo Mask is wearing a top hat and tuxedo with a black tie and tails, and white gloves. His face is covered by a ballroom mask. Rated X has on black trunks, black boots, and a black mask with a white X on it. His chest, arms, and back covered in Yakuza style tattoos.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And their opponents; first from Parts Unknown; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds...RATED X!! His partner is accompanied to the ring by Makoto Jupiter and his bodyguard, Eerie Von; Hailing from Tokushima, Japan; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 185 pounds...TUXEDO MASK!!"
(The Sacramento fans chant "Wel-come Back!! Wel-come Back!! Wel-come Back!! Wel-come Back!! Wel-come Back!!" Tuxedo Mask and Rally Jackson elect to start off for their teams]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson dropkicks Tux into the ropes and lands in a handstand. When Tux bounces back out Rally catches him with a rana!
(The Arco Arena boos. Tux gets back up and dusts himself off. Rally gives him an arrogant nod then runs in with a kawada kick. Tux ducks underneath it and runs Rally into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tux rolls Rally back with a reverse rollover crucifix headlock cradle!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Rally Jackson kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson right back up with a wrist clutch exploder!! He wraps up Tux's arms and flips over into a cattle mutilation!
(Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out. Rated X runs into the ring and stomps Jackson in his exposed bridged mid-section]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tuxedo Mask cradles Rally's leg and flips him with a perfectplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Rally Jackson gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally quickly rolls over to his corner and tags in The Microshocker. The Shock comes in and scoops Tux up on his shoulder before slamming him to the mat.
(The Microshocker pulls Tux's head into his legs but Tux blocks the piledriver. Tuxedo Mask back body drops The Shock behind him, then steps through the ropes out on to the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tuxedo Mask slingshots himself into a tornado DDT on The Microshocker!
(Tux rubs his butt because it wasn't a soft landing. He pulls The Shock's head into his legs and pulls him up for a powerbomb, but The Shock reverses it into a huracanrana]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker back on the attack and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Rated X runs over and pulls The Shock's leg down to crotch him! Tuxedo Mask springs to the second turnbuckle and gets under his legs. He drops back in an ocean cyclone superplex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rally Jackson stomps Tux in the stomach)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tuxedo Mask climbs to the top turnbuckle and corkscrew moonsaults into a rocker dropper!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker puts his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tux tags in Rated X. Rated X stomps The Shock's face with his heel and then kicks him right in the head with his steel toe.
Phil Blauer: Ew, that last one split him open.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X crouches over Tuxedo Mask and gives him several knuckle shots to the forehead breaking his head open even wider.
(Rated X bites The Microshocker's forehead opening up the wound even more and follows with more closed fists and sharp elbows to his laceration]
Guillermo O'Bannon: With a fist full of blood soaked hair Rated X drives him face first into his knee twice, then finishes up with a big punch that sends him to the mat.
Phil Blauer: Bad Boy King Kong slides The Microshocker that laptop computer!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Computer?
Phil Blauer: The computer has a name?
(The Microshocker hides the computer in his chest while Rated X pulls him up by his blood soaked hair. He swings around and catches Rated X on the chin with the laptop]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker pulls Rated X's arms up in a butterfly then gives him the Shockdegree facefirst piledriver!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off and drives his ass into Rated X's chest with a butt bomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker tags in Rally Jackson. The Shock hits Rated X low while Rally bounces into the ropes and takes him out with a lariot!
Phil Blauer: The Dark Ryderz Movement showing some double team prowess from their time from teaming with one another.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally waits for X to get back up and smacks him upside the head with a backflip kick!
(The Sacramento fans boo Rally. Rally pulls him up in a waistlock but Rated X back elbows him. He rolls him up in an inside cradle]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Rally Jackson kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X irish whips Rally but Rally reverses it and shoots him into the ropes. He dips down for a backdrop but X catches him looking and spins him around into a hangman's neckbreaker!
(The crowd cheers as Rally clutches the back of his neck. Jackson gets up and backs into a corner where Rated X lays into him with some karate chops]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X tagging Tux with a cavalcade of chops. He tags in Tux but keeps Rally inside the corner. That last chop sends Jackson onto his ass. Rated X irish whips Tux into a cartwheel handspring bronco buster!!
(The Arco Arena erupts and Tux says "Yeah." then flashes a victory signal to the camera. He pulls Rally up into a crotch-tie. He pumphandles Rally up but Jackson lands on his feet behind Tux]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson german suplexes Tuxedo Mask! He rolls it up into a tiger suplex! He rolls it up into a full nelson then delivers The Great Gospel dragon suplex with a bridge!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tuxedo Mask rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tux is barely up before Jackson tags him with a shining wizard kick! He pulls Tuxedo Mask up into a burning hammer but Tux reverses it into a bulldog!
(The audience comes alive. Tuxedo Mask climbs to the top rope and backflips into an X factor, driving Rally's face into the mat! He grabs Jackson by his dreads and atomic drops Rally's groin on the rope]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tux steps on the middle of the second rope and grabs Rally by the dreads. He bitch slaps him then dropkicks him to the floor!
(The crowd cheers Rally's awkward fall. Tuxedo Mask tags in Rated X. X rolls out of there and leans Rally's head against the ringpost]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs that chair and smashes Rally's skull while it's between a chair and a hard place!!
Phil Blauer: Now Rally's bleeding.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs the timekeeper's bell and smashes it into Rally's face!!
(The railing keeps Jackson from falling. Rated X drops the ringbell and DDTs Rally's skull into the bell on The Arco Arena floor!! The Sacramento fans chant "RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!"]
Guillermo O'Bannon: X rolls Rally back into the ring and slings his X Chair into the ring with him. He sets the chair up into the center of the ring and pulls Rally up in a powerbomb...but Rally rolls out of it on to his feet. Rally Jackson delivers a storm cradle driver on the standing chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jackson drills Rated X onto his head with a head & arms buster!! He pulls him up and drills his face into the mat with a styles clash!!
(Rally tags in The Microshocker. The Shock waistlocks Rated X as Rally Jackson runs into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson mafia kicks Rated X in the chest and The Microshocker german suplexes him backwards!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The bloody Microshocker irish whips Rated X into the ropes and powerslams him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock lifts Rated X up high and drives his skull into the mat with an F3 brainbuster!! He climbs up to the top rope but Eerie Von gets up on the apron and pushes him off to the mat below!
(The Sacramento fans cheer. Rated X sets The Microshocker's throat on the bottom rope and sticks his knee against the back of his head. He pulls on the second rope for leverage]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters laying in the count. If Rated X doesn't break this by 5 he could be disqualified.
Phil Blauer: But that shot with the ring bell was kosher?
Guillermo O'Bannon: He tosses The Shock through the ropes to the floor below. He follows him out there and grabs his X Chair. He puts the top of the chair against The Microshocker's throat and chokes him with it.
(Rated X drives the top of that chair into The Microshocker until Rally comes over and chases him off. Rally helps his friend up to his feet and gets clubbed in the back with The X Chair]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X headlocks The Shock, gets a running start and bulldogs his throat on the guardrail!
(Rated X rolls into the ring and tags in Tuxedo Mask. Rally Jackson pulls a blood covered Microshocker to his feet. Tuxedo Mask bounces into the ropes and carthwheels into a backflip over the ropes onto both Rally Jackson & The Microshocker]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tuxedo Mask hits both members of The Dark Ryderz Movement with a space flying tiger drop!! He fireman's carries The Microshocker up on his shoulders and then TKO's his throat onto the railing!
(Tuxedo Mask rolls The Microshocker back into the ring. Tuxedo Mask climbs to the top turnbuckle and does a handstand on it. He spins around into a pummel horse and backflips]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker rolls out of the way of The Tuxedosault!! Tuxedo Mask can barely get up before The Shock hits him with an Escape X factor!
(The Microshocker applies an STF on Tuxedo Mask. He pulls up on Tux's head while wrenching his head to the side. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap. Tux refuses. The Arco Arena roots him on]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X steps in to interfere but Mike Peters cuts him off at the pass. While his back is turned, Rally Jackson does a little tap dance on Tux's head. Peters sees it and shoos Rally out of the ring, while The Microshocker continues to cinch in the STF.
(Tux screams back at Rated X "Stop helping!" The Microshocker pulls Tuxedo Mask up and drops him in an F2 neckbreaker. He tags in Rally Jackson and applies a double chicken wing on Tux]
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bleeding Rally Jackson bounces into the ropes and whacks an unprotected Tuxedo Mask with a stiff kawada kick to the face! Rally grabs Tuxedo Mask and inverted facelocks him. He steps up on the second rope and spins off with a tornado inverted DDT!! Rally makes the pin while The Shock places a boot on his back from outside the ring.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Tuxedo Mask rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally applies another inverted facelock and applies a dragon clutch!! He plants his feet and bends Tux's head & neck backwards.
(The Arco Arena jeers Rally Jackson as he bleeds down his gui, pulling back on Tuxedo Mask's head. Tux is finally able to crawl over and grab the second rope]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Peters forces Rally to break the dragon clutch. Tuxedo Mask gets up and slaps Rally right in his bloody face! Rally slaps Tux right back!
(Tuxedo Mask is shocked and tries to kick Rally, but he catches his foot. Tux nails an enziguri roundhouse kick! Tuxedo Mask front facelocks Jackson, and hammerlocks his right arm. He grabs Rally's left arm and spins him into an inverted facelock with it, then promptly drop them in a seated reverse DDT]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tux delivers The Masquerade DDT!! He climbs to the top turnbuckle, poses, and then flips into a corkscrew 450 splash!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rally Jackson kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tux tags in Rated X. Rated X runs in with a chain around his fist!
Phil Blauer: Where'd he get that from? Boone?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (momentarily takes his eyes off of Makoto Jupiter's tits) I can't watch him all of the time! (goes back to her tits)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X bashes Rally in the face with that big ball of steel around his fist!! Another shot opens up a competing laceration on the other side of his head!
Rated X requests a chair and Eerie Von tosses him one. Rated X swings for the fences at Rally's head and bends the frame on his skull]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rally Jackson kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X goes for a suplex but Rally blocks it. He reverses with a suplex of his own and SSD piledrives him!!
Rally irish whips Rated X into the corner. He cartwheels into a tidal wave kick to Rated X's face. Before X can stumble out Rally Jackson backdrop drivers him onto his head]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2..(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally tags in The Microshocker. The Shock gives Rated X a side backbreaker while Rally Jackson climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He backflips into a shooting star elbow drop while X is still on The Shock's knee!!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker pulls Rated X up into an F1bomb!! He climbs to the top rope and frog splashes him!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock tries to pull him up by the mask, but Rated X fires back with a sharp elbow smash to the face. He lifts The Microshocker up into a torture rack and flips him facefirst into a Palm Springs Driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sets the chair up in the center of the ring and pulls a bloody Microshocker up in front of it. He spins him around into a hangman's neckbreaker smacking the back of his head against the back of that chair!!
(The audience roars as The Microshocker clutches the back of his head. Rated X tags in Tuxedo Mask. Tux twists The Microshocker's arms and double jumps to the middle of the top rope]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tuxedo Mask hops off the ropes into a helicopter Tuxicanrana!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tux pumphandles The Microshocker up into a juvi driver called The Rosegarden that he borrowed from Prince Saffire from Hardkore Canada!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tux goes for a Tux, Rattle, and Roll but The Microshocker backdrops out of it. He pulls Tux's head into his legs and drills his skull into the mat with a piledriver!!
(The Microshocker pulls Tuxedo Mask's head into his legs again and lifts him up into an inverted powerbomb!! He reaches over and tags in Rally Jackson. He electric chairs Tuxedo Mask up onto his shoulders]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson knocks Tux off The Shock's shoulders with a springboard doomsday device!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tuxedo Mask kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star senton!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tuxedo Mask kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The bloody Rally fireman's carries Tux onto his shoulders. He walks him over to the corner and sits him on the top turnbuckle. He grabs him by the legs, tucks Tux's head, then walks him into the center of the ring for a muscle buster!!
(The crowd jeers and boos Rally Jackson, he whips the blood and braids out of his face and reveals a sadistic smile. Rated X tosses a chair at Rally's head but he catches it]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tuxedo Mask runs into the ropes, hops on to the middle of the second rope. He asai moonsaults into the chair Rally's holding, knocking it into his head!!
(Tuxedo Mask irish whips Rally Jackson into the turnbuckles. Tuxedo Mask does to handsprings into a huracanrana!! Tux applies a cobra clutch on Rally Jackson]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tuxedo Mask drills Rally Jackson onto his head with a Tuxplex '99!!
(The fans are on their feet. Tux tags Rated X in. X inverted facelocks Rally and lifts him up into a reverse suplex]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X hits The Black Out!! He double underhooks Jackson up and lifts him up over his shoulder. He drives jackson's skull into the mat with the RU486!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
("Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and the audience goes wild. The Microshocker runs in and Rated X DDTs his head into Rally's face]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 23 minutes 38 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, TUXEDO MASK & RATED X!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: The unlikely pairing of Tuxedo Mask and Rated X are victorious tonight!
Rage Against the Machine blare out through the arena : NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY, YOU CANT STOP US NOW!
The Renegades of Funk intro is then faded out with "We Lie, We Cheat, We Steal" mixing in over the top of it and a red and black lowrider with "KGB" air brushed onto the bonnet comes bouncing out onto the rampway and down to ringside. James Fierce is driving with Mad Dog Soutter and The Shootfighter perched on the back seat pointing to the sky and showing there respect to Eddie G.
Guillermo O'Bannon : The KGB coming out and honouring Eddie, what a great show of respect.
Phil Blauer : Soutter in a lowrider? I thought every car that fat prick got in rode low to the ground.
Guillermo O'Bannon : Please Phil, a bit of respect.
The KGB get out of the car and head into the ring Soutter pulling out a mic.
Paul Soutter : "Ok, now that Hardkore's Worlds version of the legends tour is over, its time for both yours and our favourite part of the show. That Powerslam Challenge!
Thats right, next month we may see Tux or Rally facing off with the likes of Hacksaw Jim Duggan or Goldust. But right now ... its Powerslam time, and i like it like that!
Soutter adjusts the West Coast title draped over his shoulder, yes, thats right, the West Coast title.
Ohhh ... some of you may be wondering what i am doing with this belt. Well, i took a little juant down to Rocky Mountain country last week, you know, SWAT business, and thought while i was there i may as well drop by and have a look at the Hardkore World house show. You know, show my face, keep my name up there with the guys, and what did i see. The mighty Syberus out there running his mouth throwing out open challenges. None of them Rocky kids wanted anything to do with him, so i thought, why not?
And here is the result. 12 minutes, three cracked ribs and a bruised sternum later, and Syberus's big mouth is shut. Of course not permanently, that would be impossible. He will be back, proclaiming this and that. And when he is, i'll be ready and waiting. Thats right Syby. Anytime any place! You want a rematch ... you got it! Just say the word and i'll happily break the rest of your ribs.
But now onto more pressing and important matters ... who out there in the back has the balls to step up and face the terror known as .... The Powerslam!
"Alive" by Saliva plays. The fans boo Tamara Sanchez walking down to the ring
Phil Blauer: The Hardkore World Women's Champion is coming down to the ring!
She finally grabs a mic and it seems like she wants to explain it to us.
Tammy : Now ya all know that Soutter spoke out this HUGE challenge. Thousands of bucks only to escape from his cover after his powerslam. Now ya know I thought to myself "I am the best female wrestler around this shitty fed, I'm better than most of the men here, well at least better than most of the weakest men here." And what I saw at the last show was more than week. I couldn't believe or well, I still can't believe that it's impossible to overcome this OH-SO-WONDERFUL-DESTROYING-POWERSLAM of him. So again I thought to myself "Why not trying it?" I don't even want Soutter's fucking money, I'm rich enough. It's all about prestige and power. Wait a second, I even have that allready. Well, then it's just for fun, cuzz everyone knows I can NEVER EVER get enough of this.
Soutter : Shootfighter ... would you care to translate that for us?
Shootfighter with a blank expression on his face ... Suit looks to Fierce who shrugs his shoulders mouthing "dont ask me".
Soutter : Look Tammy. In case you have a hearing problem ... i said anyone with the balls! You ... contrary to rumour in the back ... dont have any balls!
Tammy crotch chops herself pointing at Suit and telling him to hurry up and get on with it.
Soutter : You dont understand Tammy ... this is the Powerslam ... it knows not whether you are male or female ... The Powerslam has a mind of its own and there is no way you can stand up to the destruction that is bound to ensue!
Tammy slaps Suit hard across the face and Soutter snaps ... grabbing a handful of her hair and brutally hoisting her up onto his shoulder.
Phil Blauer : What about the powder ... thats my favourite part ... how can he perform the Powerslam without his pre Powerslam routine?
Soutter walks around the ring with Tammy up on his shoulder working the crowd ... and then ... BOOM! .... plants her hard to the mat with a crushing powerslam.
Suit then moves across next to Shootfighter and Fierce ... who also look a bit upset about the pre match ritual being skipped, James waiting by with the chair and Shootfighter with the powder.
Referee Lloyd Braun starting his count.
Lloyd Braun : 1 ................. 2 ................. 3 .................. (Tammy starts to make her way to her feet) .... 4 .... (Tammy gets back to her feet and WHAM! .... is crunched by a brutal chair shot from James Fierce.)
Lloyd Braun : 5!!!!
Soutter : There you have it folks ... the might of the Powerslam is unstoppable ... man, women or child ... it knows no bounds!
James Fierce moves across and picks up Tammy and drills her with the Kryptonite Neck Breaker as Shootfighter slides a table into the ring. Soutter and Fierce set up the table and James then lifts Tammy up to Soutter who is now ontop of the table.
Soutter then gets Tammy in the pump handle position, crudely dry rooting her limp body. He then lifts her up onto his shoulder with the pump handle and proceeds to send her crashing through the table with a devastating Soutter Special sit out viagra driver!
Phil Blauer : The power of the Powerslam leaving the Womens champ in a heap there Gerry!
Guillermo O'Bannon : The KGB are animals! This is just not on!
Soutter : Next month i expect a more worthy challenger ... you are forewarned ... as for you House of Pain ... later tonight you have to get in a cage with Fierce and myself ... good luck ... your going to need it!
Suit drops the mic and Renegades of Funk hits as the KGB make there way to the back.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tonight we get another chapter to a fierce feud here in Hardkore America. Stan "The Tank" Wilson and Death Gojira.
Phil Blauer: These two have nearly killed each other in two towns. Will this Sacramento be the site where one of these monsters gets the job done?
(Cut to video with a graphic that says Oakland 11/4/04]
(Stan shoots Gojira into the ropes and lifts Gojira into a big sidewalk slam, but Gojira wiggles out of it and reverses it into a tornado DDT, crunching Stan's skull.)
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira sheepishly rolls into the ring with that empty root beer bottle after belching louder than the time El Hombre Murcie L'ago spiked "Triple C" Justina America's martini with one of those fart pills. Stan's up on his feet, but Gojira smashes the bottle on Stan's face! The bottle shattered, there's glass everywhere!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira has Tux's motorized scooter in the ring, but why? Gojira picks up the scooter and tosses it at Stan as he attempts to get up! Tux is horrified!
(Gojira headlocks Stan and brings him over to the scooter, then Russian leg sweeps him onto it! Stan's massive size crushes the scooter, sending pieces of it everywhere! The audience chants "Hardkore WORLD!! Hardkore WORLD! Hardkore WORLD!")
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(Gojira puts the basket upside down on Stan's head, then springboards off the ropes into a flying bulldog on Stan, smashing his bleeding face against the steel reinforced basket!)
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(Stan gets up and Gojira rushes him with the barbed wire wrapped chair again, but Stan boots the chair into Gojira's face!)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Stan elbows Gojira, then irish whips him into the ropes. Gojira returns to a tiltawhirl backbreaker!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Wilson has Death Gojira in the crosshairs of his infamous Chokeslam. He lifts Gojira high in the air...but Makoto Jupiter slides the barbed wire wrapped chair into the ring?! Death Gojira reverses it into a DDT on the Monster Chair!!
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(Stan Wilson is the first to his feet, blood streaming down his front. Death Gojira splashes some of the rubbing alcohol in Stan's eyes! Wilson covers his eyes and goes down to one knee in agony. Gojira takes a swig of the alcohol)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira threw alcohol in Stan's eyes and he's helpless, like a baby with a big dick!
(Gojira lights the lighter then blows a fireball in Stan's face!! Ladies in the audience gasp and scream at the horror)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira breathes fire into the face of the Hardkore America Champion!!
(Stan clutches his face, his bloodcurdling screams piercing the silence of The Oakland Arena. Gojira picks up his barbed wire wrapped chair)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira smashes that chair across Stan's face!! Again! One more time across his skull!
Referee David Grey: 1...2...3!!!
(The Oakland Arena leaps to their feet, cheering the new champion, and dancing to "RaR! Part One" by DJ Cheese. Makoto Jupiter grabs the Hardkore America title belt off Ron De La O's timekeeper table)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira wins the Hardkore America title! Thanks to that barbed wire chair...
Phil Blauer: Don't forget the fire, Scarecrow. Jeez, and I'm the one who got the pay cut.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 33 seconds...THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...AND NEW HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...DEATH GOJIRA!!"
(Video cuts to a graphic that says Seattle 4/17/05 "King of All Monsters Match"]
(Gojira picks up his Goji Chair and runs at Stan, but Wilson catches him with a Black Hole Slam onto the Seattle Petting Zoo!! Gojira squashes little miniature goats, pigs, & rabbits)
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira climbing up that Space Needle and getting closer to the top...Stan is up and grabs Gojira by the throat! He chokeslams Gojira on to his knee!!
(Gojira writhes around the streets, and Stan mockingly "Ree-ornk"s him)
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(Gojira sighs then motions to Stan, offering Taylor to him. Stan bows his head in thanks then chokeslams Taylor through a building!! Gojira tries to sneak up on Stan but Stan catches him and flapjacks his face into the Seattle Aquarium)
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(Gojira grabs onto Stan's head and pulls him off the tower with a super neckbreaker onto the burning buildings!! The building Stan lands on contains pyros and explodes when he lands on it!! Stan clutches his back and rolls around the asphalt, screaming)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira drops Stan on that burning building that contained some sore of explosive, and it went up when The Tank crashed through it!!
Phil Blauer: Hit it, boys!
Japanese singers: "Go-ji-ra!! GO-JI-RA!!"
(With his last ounce of strength, Gojira climbs up the Space Needle and grabs the plushie!! The fans can be heard inside The Key Arena cheering)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira has retrieved the Minya doll and won the match!
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: "At 11 minutes 29 seconds; THE KING OF ALL MONSTERS...DEATH GOJIRA!!!"
(Fade out to modern day Arco Arena. The lightsbegin to flicker as thunderous footsteps are heard echoing from the PA system. Fans rise to their feet and begin to cheer loudly as suddenly the lights go off and Godzilla's roar booms across the arena, causing several sparks to go off from the ceiling. "Godzilla's Theme" by Akira Ifukube begins to play as a giant pyro in the shape of a mushroom cloud explodes near the entrance ramp. When the smoke clears, Death Gojira appears, letting loose an defiant SKREEOOOORNGHK!. Eerie Von, Fat Tux, Makoto Jupiter and Tuxedo Mask follow behind him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here comes Death Gojira, fresh from nearly burning Cobryn to death and leaving him to die.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: According to unconfirmed reports Gojira could have been collecting on a hit put on Cobryn by ex-girlfriends to do just that. Angel could not be reached for comment. You can read the full story plus numerous pop-ups from my website swantonnews.com.
Phil Blauer: I just might Matthew. I just recieved a new laptop thanks to my insurance company. You see, I recently lost my laptop along with all of my belongings in the Hurricane Katrina ravaged portions of Rancho Mirage, California. But the good people at All State...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Katrina hit the Gulf Coast, Phil. Like New Orleans?
Phil Blauer: Hmm, looks like they don't check those forms over too well. (shrugs) Eh, either way. This baby has all the bells and whistles. Plus it notifies me of any late breaking news updates.
Laptop Computer: (bling) You Have Porn!
Phil Blauer: Still trying to work out the kinks. That's supposed to say "You Have Mail."
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Press F9.
Yolanda Ando: Gojira wears some tightly wrapped bandages around his face, chest and arms. Gojira's eyes are now maroon, serpentine, and terrifying. Gojira wears a Haori Japanese Vest over his chest with long black shorts and boots. On the back of his Haori is the symbol for Godzilla, with the Japanese characters for "Hageshiimaru" encircling it.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is an I Quit Match with a 30 Minute Time Limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by The Cupcake Crew; from Monster Island, Japan; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 240 pounds...DEATH GOJIRA!!!"
(The Sacramento fans cheer. Then "Go To Sleep" by Eminem, Obie Trice, and DMX plays and the audience boos. Stan makes his entrance, and jogs lightly in place in order to warm up. He walks down to the ring ignoring the ugly jeering crowd and steps over the top rope to get into the ring. He holds his SWAT World Championship belt up in the air]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson holds one of the biggest prizes in wrestling right now, the SWAT World Championship. He's looking to show that he's not only the top wrestler there, but here as well. He'll prove that if he can defeat the man who's defeated him twice in a row, Death Gojira.
Phil Blauer: This is the man who put Bruno out of wrestling. Or was that his parole officer?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan doesn't look happy. He lost by disqualification to perenial Aussie jobber Killer, and has to face Nick Collyer at the New Year's Nightmare PPV for the SWAT World Heavyweight title if "The Punisher" Dan Stein can't defeat Collyer at the next No Man's Land.
Yolanda Ando: Stan wears black leather trunks with the words "Big Tank" embroided on the back, and an image of a small tank on the front. Black elbow pad, as well as black wrist tape on the left arm. Black hand and wrist tape on The Chokeslam Hand. Black kneepads, with ankle length black leather boots to complete the outfit.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Birmingham, Alabama; Standing 6 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 325 pounds; He is The Current SWAT World Heavyweight Champion...STAN 'THE ICON' WILSON!!!"
(The Sacramento crowd jeers. He takes the advantage of Gojira talking to Ron Reid to get a running start]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan whacks Gojira with a boot so hard he flies over the top rope to the apron!! Stan pulls Gojira up to his feet on the apron, and tries to suplex him back in, but Gojira hooks his feet around the second rope.
(Wilson tries to suplex him but Gojira continues to clutch the second rope. Gojira catches Wilson with a couple jabs, and then springboard suplexes Stan off of the second rope over the ropes to the floor!!! The Arco Arena erupts and chants "GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!!"]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira used all of this strenghth to take The Icon over the ropes with that suplex! Wilson staggers to his feet but ducks a right hand by Gojira. He belly to back suplexes Gojira on the concrete!!
Laptop Computer: (bling) You Have Porn!
(Stan climbs up on the apron and waits for Gojira to get to his feet. Wilson comes off the apron and flying clotheslines him into the railing!! The crowd boos him and Stan sneers. He snatches The Goji-Chair away from Fat Tux]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan sets that chair up on the floor. He pulls Gojira up in a powerbomb but Makoto Jupiter splits Stan's uprights with a low blow! Gojira wriggles free and climbs up to the apron. He comes off with a spinning scissors kick to the back of Stan's head, smashing it into the seat of the Goji-Chair!!
(The audience restarts their "GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!!" chant. Death Gojira butterflies Stan's arms and sweeping double underhook DDTs his head onto The Arco Arena floor]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von pulls the steel steps out into the center of the ringside area. Gojira climbs up to the apron, while Eerie Von positions Stan's face over the steps. Gojira comes off the apron and legdrops the back of Stan's head into those steel steps!!
(The "GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!!" chants ring through The Arco Arena. Stan now has a cut over his eye from the steps. Gojira rolls him under the ropes into the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira butterflies Stan's arms and attempts to lift him but no-go. Wilson flips him over his back and then whips him forward into an alabama slammer!!
(Stan wipes some of the blood out of his eyes and then drops an 325 lbs elbow across Gojira's face. He lifts him up into a hanging vertical suplex]
Phil Blauer: Stan drops that big suplex on Gojira and DG patiently waiting for all the blood to leave his head.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan scoops Gojira up and running powerslams his back into the turnbuckles!
Laptop Computer: (bling) You Have Porn!
Phil Blauer: Wow, look at her. Guillermo, isn't that the girl you asked to marry you? The one on the right, with the funnel in her mouth?
(Phil slides the laptop over to Guillermo. Guillermo quickly slides it back]
Guillermo O'Bannon: No, Phil. Stan irish whips Gojira into the ropes but Gojia ducks The Big Boot and spins around into a crucifix neckbreaker! Gojira ties Wilson's arm behind him and applies a chicken wing crossface. Ron Reid puts the mic to Stan's mouth.
Referee Ron Reid: Uhhhh, so do ya quit, Stan?
Stan Wilson: "Arggghhh! Ahhh! NO!"
Referee Ron Reid: Okey doke.
(Gojira pulls back on Wilson's neck and wrenches his arm up. He ties his legs up with Wilson's and drops back into a legsweep]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira irish whips Stan into the ropes and then waits for him on the second rope with hart attack clothesline! Gojira attempts to scoop Stan up, but he's too big. Stan pounds on Goji's back with thunderous forearm smashes to his back.
(Stan Wilson squeezes Gojira in a bearhug. Gojira screams in agony as he's squeezed between an Icon and a hard place]
Referee Ron Reid: So do ya quit, Gojuh-...Giji...D.G.?
Death Gojira: "Reeee-ork!! SKRREEE-ANK!!"
Referee Ron Reid: Doesn't sound like I Quit. That's what they told me. I can't do anything other than what they told me.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wilson with that crushing bearhug. He irish whips Gojira into the ropes and drops Gojira across his back with a sidewalk backbreaker!!
(The Sacramento fans boo. Stan steps on Gojira's throat and balances his 300 pounds plus on it while Gojira clutches Stan's boot. The boos in The Arco Arena get louder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wilson shoots Gojira into the ropes and floors him with a flying shoulderblock! He grabs Gojira by the throat, and lifts him high up in the air.
(Stan points at Eerie Von and chokeslams Gojira into the mat!! Gojira quickly rolls out of the ring. The boos from the Sacramento crowd are deafening as Stan anatagonizes them. Fat Tux gets onto the apron and begins distracting Stan Wilson]
Laptop Computer: (bling) You Have Porn!
Phil Blauer: Oooh, Asians. Their like real women, but genetically engineered for sex. I read about it in Lactating Mamas.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan pulls Fatty into the ring and sets him up to go for a ride with that chokeslam!
Phil Blauer: HEY!!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira takes Phil’s new laptop computer and smashes it into the back of Stan’s head!!
Phil Blauer: I was in the middle of downloading some hot...news!!
(The laptop shatters, and Stan staggers. Gojira quickly drops the computer in front of Stan and bulldogs him onto the remains]
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I can be your laptop. Bling! You have porn.
Phil Blauer: (sinks his face into his hands and pouts) It's not the same.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fat Tux grabs The Goji Chair but Death Gojira grabs Fat Tux by the head and climbs to the second turnbuckle. Gojira tornado DDT's Fat Tux's head with the chair in his hands into Stan's face!!
(The Sacramento fans cheer. Gojira inverted facelocks Stan and drops a reverse DDT! Tuxedo Mask tosses him his Goji Chair. Death Gojira sets the chair up in the center of the ring and sets Stan up for a cradle suplex]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira fisherman's suplexes Stan's back on that standing barbed wire wrapped chair!!
(Gojira pulls a bloody Stan up and irish whips him into the ropes. Stan comes back with a flying lariot that nearly takes Goji's head off with! The crowd boos. Gojira falls against the ropes and signals the Cupcake Crew. Eerie Von takes a table and bridges it between the apron & guardrail]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan on the comeback trail. He's battering Gojira about the face with right hands.
Phil Blauer: Tuxedo Mask just lit that table on fire! The skinny one!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan goes to clothesline Gojira over the ropes onto the table, but Gojira armdrags him through the ropes through that burning table!!!
(The fans chant "GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!!" A bloody Stan rolls around ringside, clutching his back & shoulders. Gojira jumps up to the second rope on the outside and waits for Stan to get up]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira leaps off the second for a tornado DDT but Stan catches him in mid-air and gives him a spinebuster on the concrete!!
(The audience boos as a crimson masked Stan pulls Gojira's head into his legs. He mocks Lashley's signal then delivers a dominator on the floor]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan just drove Gojira facefirst on the arena floor. He pulls Gojira up onto the apron and stands up there as well. He full nelsons Gojira. Ron Reid runs over to hand him the mic, but doesn't get there in time as Stan lifts Gojira up and full nelson slams him off the apron on The Arco Arena floor!!!
(The crowd pops at the sound of Gojira's back hitting the concrete. Stan does the "Bang Bang" with his fingers then runs along the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira rolls out of the way of an elbow drop off the apron!! He grabs Stan by the tights and rams him into the railing so hard, his head goes through the rungs!
(Makoto Jupiter hands Gojira his Goji Chair and he steps over the railing into the audience. He gets in a golf stance and wiggles his butt]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira backswings and...
Phil Blauer: Up...hooked it.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira smashes the chair into Wilson's head so hard it puts his head back out through the rungs. He rolls Stan back in under the ropes and Eerie Von pulls a spool of barbed wire out from under the ring!
(The audience buzzes with anticipation as Fat Tux cuts a long strand of barbed wire off. He hands it to Gojira]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira wraps the barbed wire around Stan's face & neck and pulls it back tight!!
Referee Ron Reid: Uh...Hey, Uh...Stan do ya quit?
Stan Wilson: "Ahhh!!! God!! He's ripping my face, disqualify him!!!"
Referee Ron Reid: Uh...okey doke. Wait, I can't. I think you can only quit.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan grabs the barbed wire and flips Gojira over! He irish whips Gojira into the ropes and tiltawhirls him up on his shoulder then running powerslams him!!
(Stan stomps Gojira's knee over & over. He braces himself against the ropes and brings his heavy foot down on his knee repeatedly. He pulls Gojira up and irish whips him into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan catches him on the way back with a black hole slam!! He whips Gojira into the ropes, but Gojira hops on the middle of the second rope and backflips into an asai reverse DDT!!
(The crowd comes alive. Gojira pulls The Icon’s legs over to the corner post. Gojira will then lock in a figure-four leg lock using the post]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira locks on a ringpost figure four!!
Referee Ron Reid: Uh...so Stan, whattya think? Quit? No? Yes?
Stan Wilson: "Ow!! Ah!! No! No!"
(As Gojira holds the lock, Eerie Von takes a 2x4 into Stan’s knees! The crowd roars as Eerie takes crack after crack to Stan's twisted legs]
Stan Wilson: "Ahh!! Ahh!! Look at Von you idiot!! Ow! Disqualify him!!"
Referee Ron Reid: Your not the boss of me.
Phil Blauer: That's what Stan gets for pushing Ron around last month. Retiribution like that hasn't been seen since Ron left my bathroom like that when I asked him not to use the decrative soaps.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira lets go of the hold and wedges the 2x4 behind Stan’s knee and pulls it against the corner post to intensify the pain!
Stan Wilson: "Ahhh!!! Ow! No! No! I'M GONNA KILL YOU REID!"
Referee Ron Reid: (gulp) Uh...let the man up! Get rid of that 2xthingy Dark Gojina! What ya think we're running here? A circus."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira rolls back into the ring and hits an ace crusher on Stan!
(Gojira grabs the Goji-Chair and limps at Stan but Stan catches him in a flapjack and Gojira lands facefirst on his own chair!! Stan quickly lifts him into a fireman's carry]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan swings him around into an implant DDT!! He sticks Gojira's leg through his own chair. He climbs up on the second rope and leg drops Gojira's leg in that chair!!
(Gojira clutches his leg. Stan wraps up his leg in an inverted indian deathlock. Gojira does a push up when he realizes what's going on]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira in fits of agony, as the big man just looms over him.
Referee Ron Reid: What do ya say DG?
Death Gojira: "Reee-ornk!! Ah!!! Ah!!! My leg! My leg!!"
Stan Wilson: Ask him!
Death Gojira: "No!! Ahh!! Oh my god!!"
Stan Wilson: Quit or I'll break it!
Death Gojira: "Ahh!! Arghh!! I don't care!! Ahh!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira not looking like he's ever gonna quit, even if Stan breaks his leg. Makoto Jupiter runs in and starts tattooing Stan with some kicks!
(Stan no-sells the kicks and reaches out his huge paw and grabs Mako by the hair. He puts one hand on her chin and the other on the top of her head, while continuing to apply the inverted indian deathlock]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan's got both Mako and Gojira!
Stan Wilson: Quit or I'll break her neck! I'll do it, I'll snap her stem like a twig!"
Death Gojira: "Ahhh!! No! No! Ok, let her go! I Quit!!"
(Ron Reid signals for the bell and the audience boos. "Go To Sleep" by Eminem, Obie Trice, and DMX plays]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 12 minutes 24 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...STAN 'THE ICON' WILSON!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von hits the ring and rains punches down on a bloody Stan! Stan rolls out of the ring and snatches his SWAT World Championship. Tuxedo Mask climbs up on the top turnbuckle and hits Stan with a corkscrew moonsault on the floor!!!
(The Sacramento fans cheer and Stan Wilson jogs back to the locker room]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira looks like he has a broken leg there, but he seems to be more concerned with how Mako's doing.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the first ever Kenka Street Fight here on the West Coast.
Phil Blauer: The only rules? There are no rules.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Actually there are.
Phil Blauer: I stand corrected.
Guillermo O'Bannon: There are only two ways to win. Knockout or submission. No disqualification but also no interference. If the KGB or Tom Lux even appears at ringside, the match will be over.
Phil Blauer: But beyond that, THERE ARE NO RULES.
("TRIBE!" by Mad Capsule Markets plays and the audience boos. "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa walks down to the ring with the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Champion]
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here comes the first ever Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Champion. A title he won against the man he faces tonight, The Shootfighter in his home country.
Phil Blauer: Which is France.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa has won the last two of these, we'll see if he can make it a clean sweep. He's still gotta be mad about the attack in Mexico City by The Shootfighter and his manager Judge Death during his streetfight with Gozo Shioda.
Yolanda Ando: Tatsuya Arakawa wears blood red biker MMA style tights with Japanese lettering for "Saikyo Terrorist" on the rear in black. High black boots, Black TRACE kneepads and red wrist tape.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is a Kenka Streetfight. It will only end with a submission or if either compeititor cannot answer the count of 10. There is no disqualification unless either man is guilty of outside interference. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Shimo-tsuga-gun, Tochigi, Japan; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 261 pounds; He is the current HARDKORE NIPPON BRASS KNUCKLES CHAMPION...'THE SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA!!!"
(The Arco Arena gives him a mixed reaction. "Mortal Kombat" by The Immortals plays and the fans cheer. The Shootfighter walks out]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Here comes The Shootfighter. He recently shocked the World by joining up with his former blood rival, Paul Soutter and the KGB. He lost a great match in Vancouver to the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi in Hardkore Canada.
Phil Blauer: Canada? How's Commander Cody doing?
(The Shootfighter gets into the ring, takes off his robes slowly and glares at Arakawa with intense hate, rage and fury. Then he crosses his arms and continues to glare at Tatsuya]
Yolanda Ando: The Shootfighter wears knee length black wrestling tights, black wrestling boots, sharp studded forearm pads and a tight black robe with a red dragon on the back and wields a stainless steel singapore cane.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent is from Bangkok, Thailand; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds...THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!!"
(The Sacramento fans cheer. The Shootfighter and Arakawa circle one another]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter strikes first blood with some knife edges to Arakawa's throat! Another, and another.
Phil Blauer: Shootfighter chopping away like The Sierra Club's worst nightmare.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa answers with a flurry of stiff punches. The Shotofighter blocks one and delivers a series of muy thai strikes to his face!
(Arakawa backs off and The Shootfighter gives him a snap suplex. He pops his legs and pulls him up into a second one]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter delivers a third snap suplex.
Phil Blauer: If there's one thing you can count on in a Shootfighter match, it's repitition. And muy thai things.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa gets up and just misses getting his head taken off with a russian sickle. Tatsuya answers with a uraken spinning back punch. That stuns The Shootfighter enough for him to walk right into a snap mare by Arakawa.
(Arakawa tags him in the back with two roundhouse kicks. The Shootfighter gets to his feet but Tatsuya brings an ax kick down across the back of his head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa backs The Shootfighter into the corner. He gets a running start but The Shootfighter avoids The Face Erasure Kick!
(Arakawa crotches himself on the top rope. The Shootfighter steps out on the apron on and half nelsons him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter t-bone suplexes Arakawa off the apron to the concrete below!!!
(The Arco Arena erupts. Arakawa and The Shootfighter lie next to one another on the floor and Ron Reid starts the count]
Referee Ron Reid: 1!
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Referee Ron Reid: 3!
Referee Ron Reid: 4!
(The Shootfighter pulls himself up with some help of the ring apron)
Referee Ron Reid: 5!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pulls a long strand of barbed wire from out under the ring.
Referee Ron Reid: 6!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa beginning to stir, albeit, glassy eyed.
Referee Ron Reid: 7!
Referee Ron Reid: 8!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa on his feet. The Shootfighter wraps the barbed wire around Arakawa's face and tags him with a few muy thai punches to dig it in even deeper!!
(The audience cheers and Arakawa screams as he tries to pull the barbed wire out of his skin. The Shootfighter belly to belly suplexes him on the floor]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter rolls Arakawa onto the apron, and gets up there himself. Arakawa whacks him with a thigh kick and then DDTs him off the apron!!
(The Sacramento crowd can't believe what they're seeing. They pop for Arakawa while he wipes the blood out of his eyes. He rolls Shootfighter back in the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa grabs Shootfighter by the arm and drops back into a jujigatame! Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to submit, as Arakawa readjust the arm and then falls back to the mat.
(Arakawa bleeds from his head to the mat below. Shootfighter shouts out in pain. He works his way up to his feet, with Arakawa still attached to his arm]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter dragon claw strikes Arakawa in the face until he can get out of the jujigatame. He gets his arm free and applies a brain claw with one hand and one to his chest.
(Arakawa's blood flows through Shootfighter's fingers as he tries to bleed him with the brain claw. He releases the heart claw but maintains the claw on his head and begins pounding Arakawa in the chest with a dragon claw strikes to his chest and stomach]
Guillermo O'Bannon: He now does the double claw hold to both of Arakawa's carotid arteries. Ron Reid's checking in to see if Tatsuya wants to submit but Arakawa waves him off.
(Arakawa kicks him off and finally lands one in his testicals. He gets up and whacks him upside the head with an enzuigiri, that sends The Shootfighter falling into the corner]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa gets a running start and smashes his knee into The Shootfighter's face! He pulls him out of the corner and irish whips him into the ropes. Shootfighter walks right into a running STO!
(The Shootfighter sits up and Arakawa gets a running start into the ropes. He smacks Shootfighter in the ribs with a running TAK soccer kick]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter is out!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pulls himself up by the ropes and Ron Reid stops the count. Tatsuya Arakawa waistlocks Shootfighter but he back elbows Arakawa in the face. He scoops Arakawa up and drops him across his knee with a backbreaker. He then benches him back up and powerslams him!
(The audience cheers. Arakawa gets up and blocks a muy thai kick. He answers with a series of karate chops to Shootfighter's chest]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter ducks under the last one and release german suplexes Arakawa!
(Shootfighter lifts Arakawa up in a human torture rack but Arakawa falls behind him. He drops Tatsuya on his head with a backdrop driver]
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter staggers to his feet and hits Arakawa with a low blow. He whacks Arakawa with a flurry of forearms to his back.
(Shootfighter irish whips Arakawa into the ropes but Tatsuya comes back with a vicious hooking Aki Lariot]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Endurance playing a factor here. Shootfighter can't get up.
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa hits Shootfighter with a high kick to head. He gives him a couple slaps with either hand. He gives Shootfighter a spinning chop.
(The Saikyo Terrorist gives The Shootfighter a kick to the ribs then bounces off the rope with a spinning heel kick]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa irish whips him into the ropes and goes for another Aki Lariot but Shootfighter ducks and lifts him up into a human torture rack!
(Shootfighter drops him in a samoan drop! He wraps Arakawa's legs around his own and turns him over into a scorpion deathlock]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pulling back on Arakawa's twisted legs. Ron Reid checks in to see if Arakawa wants to tap out while he bleeds all over the mat.
Phil Blauer: It looks like the legendary Stone Cold Steve Austin shot of him in the scorpion but with Orientals.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I think they're called Asian, Phil.
Phil Blauer: (checks his notes) Nooo, I think it's the scorpion. Yup, I would have also accepted sharpshooter.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter turns it around into a reverse indian deathlock. He gets a good stance and begins whacking Arakawa in the back of the head with slaps.
(Ron Reid continues to check in to see if Arakawa wants to submit. Arakawa shakes his head and bleeds down his face]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa does a push up and twists out of the indian deathlock. Tatsuya stuns him with a shotei palm strike to back The Shootfighter off a little. He knocks him down with a flying kneelift.
(Tatsuya Arakawa pulls The Shootfighter in his legs and lifts him up into a vicious high angle MASSIVE bomb]
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Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pulls himself up by the ropes, but the damage is done. Arakawa moves in for the kill, but The Shootfighter tags him with a few muy thai kicks to his stomach and ribs. He whacks him with a heart punch. He irish whips him into the ropes and smacks him with a russian sickle!
(He double chicken wings his arms and then drops them across his knees with a backbreaker]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The ShootBreaker!!
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Referee Ron Reid: 8...
Referee Ron Reid: 9...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa makes it up to his feet. Shootfighter irish whips him but Arakawa reverses it and sends him into the turnbuckles. Arakawa follows him in with a Face Erasure Kick!
(Arakawa pulls him out with a deadlift german suplex! He gets behind him with a rear naked choke with a body scissors]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa has the rear naked choke locked in and it's lights out for The Shootfighter! Ron Reid checks his arm and it falls to his side.
(Ron Reid waves and signals for the bell. "TRIBE!" by Mad Capsule Markets plays and the audience boos]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa wins the first ever Kenka Streetfight!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 13 minutes 33 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, 'THE SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa a bloody mess but the victor here tonight.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The KGB come here after holding the UCW World Tag Team Championships for over three months, defeating Lee Williams and Dave Sadler for them and losing them in September to Kilroy Evans and CK Panic.
Phil Blauer: But Soutter and James "Somethin" Fierce walked away from all that to come here to Hardkore World.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Actually they lost a loser leaves UCW match. Now they take on former friends, now enemies Legacy and Kota in a steel cage match!
(The lights dim slowly, and "Shamrocks and Shenanegans" by House of Pain plays. Video shows Legacy holding both the CWF and UCW Hardcore titles overhead as blood runs down his face shows on the screen then Kota holding the SWAT Statewide title in the air after a victory. The images of Kota and Legacy battling various opponents and waging war both in the ring and on the floor. Kota delivering a Vader Bomb in the corner of 2 jobbers is followed by Legacy hitting a perfect Legacy-plex on a former CWF member. The two men then enter the cage with their manager Packer in close tow. Legacy stands on the apron and slices his thumb across his throat slowly in a symbolic death warning as Kota stands on the middle rope in the corner and stares coldly out at the crowd. The audience showers the two veterans with boos. Reginald P. Packer gives them two last minute instructions.]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The audience showering these two veterans with boos. Reginald P. Packer giving these two last minute instructions. Legacy is a former CWF Germany and UCW Hardcore champion. He was the first man to ever hold both titles at once.
Phil Blauer: Ok?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota is a former SWAT Australia Statewide Champion defeating Vulcan in a tournament in 2004. Legacy's father was the late great Flare, former UCW owner.
Phil Blauer: Kota looks like his father was a blimp.
Yolanda Ando: Kota is shirtless with a island made crown made from thorns and bamboo. Red and white long tights and "Kota" written across the back and down the legs with black boots. Legacy wears basic black boots with "H.O.P" on each side. He wears black trunks with "Legacy" on the back. He wears a jacket that matches his boots and trunks, his wrists are taped as are his two middle fingers on each hand.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Steel Cage Match is scheduled for one fall and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first accompanied to the ring by their manager, Reginald P. Packer; From Hawaii; Standing 6 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 487 pounds...KOTA!! His partner hails from Atlanta, Georgia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds...LEGACY!! They are THE HOUSE OF PAIN!!!"
("Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against the Machine plays and the Sacramento fans cheer. Soutter and James Fierce walk down to the ring, with The Shootfighter following behind him with bandages over his face. James Fierce has the SWAT Carribean Bermuda Triangle title belt around his waist while Soutter has the Hardkore West Coast title slung over his shoulder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The KGB rolling mob deep now with The Shootfighter.
Phil Blauer: It's nice he and Soutter have been able to put aside that whole "trying to kill one another" thing from a year ago.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The KGB are former UCW World Tag Team Champions, and are hoping to recreate that here on the West Coast. Soutter on a roll recently...
Phil Blauer: And this time not crescent.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Master of the Powerslam recently not only defeated Syberus for the Hardkore West Coast title in an impromptu title match at a Hardkore Rocky Mountains house show, but he put him out with a bruised sternum and broken ribs.
Phil Blauer: Hardkore Rocky Mountains recently steamed by beans.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (kicks the dirt) Lucky!
Phil Blauer: I sent away for a Hardkore Rocky Mountains "Vince Killah 4 Life" t-shirt and I have not heard back from them.
Yolanda Ando: The Man with a PHD in Powerslam wears black trunks with the straps coming up over each shoulder and has red boots. He also wears a black leather vest to the ring. James Fierce wears his hair in a tight crew cut. He wears a red wrestling singlet. The singlet is red at the top and transitions into black towards the thighs. On the back of the singlet the letters “KGB” are written in black. Over it he wears a black and red warm up jacket that has "Bandits w"ritten on the left breast and "Fierce" underneath.
Phil Blauer: I am also waiting for that jacket.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents are accompanied to the ring by The Shootfighter; first from Washington, D.C but originally from West by gawd Virginia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 255 pounds; He is The Current SWAT Carribean Bermuda Triangle Champion...'THE FEROCIOUS BANDIT' JAMES FIERCE!! His partner is from Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 428 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'MR. POWERSLAM' PAUL E. SOUTTER!! They are THE KGB!!!"
(The Arco Arena erupts in applause. James Fierce sneaks up on Legacy and whacks him with a forearm uppercut]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce headlocks Legacy and running bulldogs him into the center of the ring.
(James Fierce tries to apply an abdominal stretch, but Legacy hiptosses out of it. Legacy bounces into the ropes and running double kneelifts Fierce in the side of the head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy chicken wings Fierce's arm behind his back and bodyslams him on top of his own arm. He bounces off the ropes and fistdrops him.
(Legacy tags in Kota. Kota sits on Fierce's back and applies a camel clutch. The Sacramento crowd boos. Peters checks in to see if Fierce wants to submit]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota jumps up and smashes all 487 pounds on to the back of Fierce. He reapplies the camel clutch. Soutter runs in and clotheslines Kota, breaking the camel clutch.
(Fierce irish whips Kota into the ropes and hits him in the chest with a fully extended side kick! The crowd cheers]
Phil Blauer: Did ya see that? That kick made Kota's titties jiggle.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (in a trance) Their hypnotizing.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce irish whips Kota into the ropes but the big Hawaiian ducks under a lariot and when he comes back, Kota spinebusters him!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota tags in Legacy. Legacy irish whips Fierce into the ropes and tiltawhirl slams him!
(The Arco Arena boos Legacy. He scoops Fierce up but Fierce falls behind him on his feet with an inverted facelock]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce spins around into an eye of the hurricane!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Legacy gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce attempts to tag Soutter in, but Legacy cuts him off with a running bulldog!
(Legacy pulls him up into a front facelock but Fierce blocks the DDT and backdrops him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce smashes Legacy's face into the mat with a rocker dropper!
(The crowd cheers and James Fierce straightjackets Legacy's arms in front of him. He pulls his head into Fierce's armpit and flips him upside down]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Darkness Buster!
Phil Blauer: James "Something" Fierce with a great move there. He tags in Soutter.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter headbutts Legacy. He hooks him up and vertical suplexes Legacy.
(Legacy pokes Soutter in the eye. He gets behind The Master of the Powerslam and russian leg sweeps him! He uses the momentum to roll on top of him]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy irish whips Soutter into the ropes, but Soutter comes back and nails him with a spinning heel kick. He tags in Fierce. Fierce applies a full nelson.
(James Fierce walks Legacy over to the cage and bashes Legacy's face into the steel mesh over & over. The crowd cheers the trickle of blood running down Legacy's forehead]
Phil Blauer: Legacy showing some color. Which is cool, as long as he keeps it real.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applies a cobra clutch on Legacy. He pulls back hard on Legacy's arm and applies pressure to the back of his neck with his hand.
(Mike Peters checks Legacy's arm but he keeps it up. Legacy gets a running start and then ducks down, pitching Fierce facefirst into the steel cage]
Phil Blauer: James "Something" Fierce now bleeding as well!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce staggers into the corner. Legacy bludgeons him with several vicious european forearms.
(Legacy wipes the blood off his elbow. He irish whips Fierce into the ropes and hits him with a crossbody block]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy pulls him up by the arm, but Fierce pulls him in with a shortarm lariot!
(The audience applauds and a Fierce tags Soutter back in. Soutter smashes the bloody face of Legacy with a battery of forearms]
Yolanda Ando: The KGB showing their tag team mettle, with those quick tags. Now if only their tights matched...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter northern lights suplexes Legacy!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Legacy rolls his shoulder up)
Yolanda Ando: I'm just saying a Saturday afternoon at the tights place wouldn't hurt them is all.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter irish whips Legacy into the ropes and but he comes back with a lou thez press!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy applies a spinning toe hold. He wrenches the Aussie's leg around his knee again.
(The crowd jeers as Legacy spins Soutter's foot around. He drives Soutter's knee into the mat with a kneedrop]
Guillermo O'Bannon: He sits Soutter up and sticks his knee into his back, applying a surfboard. He yanks back on Soutter's arms, then uses his free hand to tag in Kota.
(Kota comes into the ring and slugs Soutter a few times while he's trapped in the surfboard. He then switches out with Legacy and applies a surfboard]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota yanks back on Soutter's arm, trying to force the submission out of Soutter. These two used to be such good friends, Soutter even turned on his own son, Ruthless Reeve in UWA to join the House of Pain.
(Mike Peters checks in to see if Soutter wants to tap out but Soutter shakes his head. Kota pulls him up into a front facelock and DDTs his skull into the canvas]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota irish whips Soutter into the turnbuckles. He follows him in with a stinger splash but meets The Master of the Powerslam's boot! He smashes Kota in the face with a polish hammer.
Phil Blauer: More like an Aussie hammer.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Zing! Your hot tonight, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter measures a staggering Kota and spears him into the cage!!
(The Sacramento crowd roars, as Kota spins around with a cut over his eye. Soutter climbs to the top rope, but Legacy grabs him by the leg and crotches him on the turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota steps up on the second turnbuckle and superplexes Paul E. Soutter!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota tags in a bloody Legacy. He takes that knee of Soutter's that he's been working down the entire match and gives him another spinning toe hold. He then bridges backwards into a high bridge with The Trick Knee!!
(The crowd reacts with shock as Legacy is nearly breaking Soutter's leg with that bridge. Soutter motions for James Fierce to save him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce breaks up The Trick Knee with a martial arts strike to the nerves in Legacy's neck. Soutter staggers up and gives Legacy an inverted atomic drop.
(The audience cheers as Legacy clutches his nuts. Mike Peters shoos Fierce back to his corner. Soutter comes at Legacy with another spear but he spins out and Soutter smacks the cage wall]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter now busted open as well. Legacy wraps him up in an oklahoma roll!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter ducks under a right hand by Legacy and gives him a german suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Legacy rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter tags in James Fierce. Fierce puts his head underneath Legacy's chin and drops down to his knee in a jawbreaker. Legacy staggers back and nearly gets his head taken off with a lariot!
(Fierce goes for a suplex, but Legacy blocks it with his calf. He reverses it with a slingshot suplex]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy applies a front facelock. He pulls his arm tight against the throat of Fierce. Fierce tries to backdrop out of it, but Legacy stands firm. He spins around Fierce and back suplexes him.
(The Arco Arena boos, and Legacy wipes some blood out of his eyes. He lifts James Fierce up into a fireman's carry, then drills Fierce's head into the mat with a death valley driver]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy hits The Hour Glass!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce gets his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy tags in Kota. Kota lifts Fierce up and powerbombs his back into the turnbuckles!! As Fierce staggers out, Legacy scoops him up. He running powerslams Fierce into the turnbuckles, then powerslams him in the center of the ring!
Phil Blauer: Soutter might have a little competition with that Powerslam moniker. A bloody Kota covers James "Something" Fierce.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota lifts James Fierce up and over in an argentinean backbreaker. Mike Peters checks in to see if Fierce wants to give it up.
(Blood drips from Fierce's face down to the mat below. Kota bounces Fierce's spine up & down on his shoulder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota drops down to his knees, shooting his shoulder through Fierce's back. He lifts Fierce up onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry and samoan drops him with all 487 pounds!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota scoops Fierce up, but Fierce falls behind him on his feet in an inverted facelock. Reverse DDT!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kota gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce front facelocks Kota and grapevines the leg, lurching Kota forward on to his shoulders in a guillotine choke! He squeezes on the throat and rolls him on his shoudlers.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kota rolls over on his side)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce clamping down on the guillotine choke. Legacy gets in the ring and kicks Fierce in the back to break it up. Undeterred, Fierce puts his arm under Kota's arm and around his throat and the other one tightens across his esophogus. Will Kota tap out?
(Kota gets to his feet with Fierce piggybacked on his back. Kota runs back and squashes Fierce in the turnbuckles]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce grabs his arm and cobra clutch bulldogs Kota's bloody face into the mat! He tags in Soutter!
(The fans leap to their feet as Soutter enters the ring on fire. He climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Flying headbutt off the top rope to Kota!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kota gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter applies a bearhug to Kota. He uses those powerful arms and huge size to constrict the breathing of the big Hawaiian.
(Kota's head rests on Soutter's shoulder from exhaustion. Blood runs from Kota's face down Soutter's shoulder. Kota wraps his arms around Soutter's body and applies a bearhug of his own]
Phil Blauer: Kota turning the tables on the Master of Powerbar.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota runs backwards and bashes Soutter's face into the cage!
(Reginald P. Packer walks over to the cage and passes Kota something through the cage]
Guillermo O'Bannon: He's got a screwdriver!
Phil Blauer: Good, maybe he can fix this chair. It keeps squeaking. See? (rocks back over & over, & over...& over...& over)
Guillermo O'Bannon: (catches the chair) Ok, Phil. I hear it. Kota digs that screwdriver into Soutter's laceration!
(Soutter kicks his feet out in agony. James Fierce tries to intervene, but Mike Peters cuts him off]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota stabbing that screwdriver into Soutter's skull over & over until he's a bloody mess. He scoops up the 428 pound giant and running powerslams him!!
Phil Blauer: The ring's still shaking!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota tags in Legacy. Legacy bounces into the ropes and gives him a fistdrop. He climbs to the top rope...he's getting on the top of the cage! Moonsault from the top of the cage!!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy runs into the ropes but Soutter catches him and gives him a Soutterbuster!!
(The impact allows Soutter to bounce up to his feet. He pulls Legacy's head into his legs, and whips his head back to get the blood out of his eyes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter powerbombs Legacy into the mat!!
(Soutter presses Legacy over his head and then shows him to each side of the Arco Arena. He tosses Legacy headfirst into the cage!! Legacy's face slides down the chain mesh, tearing his flesh. Soutter tags in James Fierce]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed; 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce pulls him up in a piledriver and then falls forward onto Legacy's face!! He rolls him over onto his shoulders!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Legacy claps his legs together on Fierce's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce runs into the ropes and Legacy catches him in a sidewalk slam! Legacy drapes one arm over him.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy applies his 9/11 full nelson and begins spinning Fierce round & round, then he swings him around in the other direction for a spell. He bashes Fierce's face into the cage, over & over making it even bloodier.
Phil Blauer: But did he pull out the 9/11 move too soon? The name, not the move, obviously.
(The audience boos. Kota grabs the screwdriver and runs at Fierce in the full nelson]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce slips out of the 9/11 and Kota stabs Legacy with the screwdriver by accident!
(Soutter comes into the ring, Kota goes for him with the screwdriver, but Soutter grabs him by the throat and gives him the lo-down spinebuster! James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce comes off the top with The Picture Perfect Elbow on Legacy's sternum!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
(The audience leaps to their feet and celebrates. "The Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against of the Machine plays. The Shootfighter enters the cage and helps Soutter and James Fierce to their feet]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 22 minutes 15 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH...THE KGB!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter and James Fierce make a real statement here towards the Hardkore World Tag Team division. The Un-Stable has got to look at these guys as one of their top contenders now.
(The Shootfighter, Soutter, and James Fierce walk out with their title belts slung over their shoulders]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the title match I've been waiting to see, Makoto Jupiter vs. Tamara Sanchez for the first time in a one on one match.
("Adrenalize" by Rosetta Stone plays and Makoto Jupiter is nearly blown back by the pop she gets from the Arco Arena. She walks down the rampway with her bodyguard Eerie Von in tow]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The returning hero, Makoto Jupiter comes down to the ring slapping the hands of her beloved fans. She's won three Hardkore World Women's Championships from legends like "Sexy" Anjanette Turner and Velvet. Now she's back where she belongs and hopes to tie Turner's record tonight of four Hardkore World Women's titles.
Yolanda Ando: Mako-chan wears a white leotard with a short green vinyl skirt, green tie up wrestling shoes with matching knee pads, and long white gloves with green trim. Brown hair tied back, beefy arms for a chick.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by her bodyguard, Eerie Von. From Olympia, Washington; Standing at 6 feet 1 inches tall; Weighing 138 pounds...MAKOTO JUPITER!!!"
(The Sacramento fans roar and a loud chant of "MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!!" starts up. The lights in the Arco Arena start to flicker. The pyros explode and “Alive” by Saliva hits. A red spotlight points on the entrance showing a Tamara Sanchez who’s not moving, she lifts her head and presents the Hardkore World Women's title belt over her head. She clutches the back of her head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy made the mistake of taking Soutter up on The Powerslam Challenge then catching a beating from The KGB. She's been on a tear recently since regaining her belt from Ashley at Hardkore Helloween in Cleveland. She defeated Vampira in a bloody match at the NEC Center in Birmingham, England. Speaking of England, did you know Tammy beat Lee Williams for the UCW Xtreme title?
Phil Blauer: The Seven Foot Limey? Wow, who'd he piss off?
Yolanda Ando: Tammy wearing some ripped jeans, a black shirt saying “fuck me” on the front and “fuck you” on the back.
Phil Blauer: Classy.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent is from New York, New York; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds; She is the Current HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
(The Arco Arena boos Sanchez and she flips them off. Ron Reid signals for the bell]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter and Tammy lock up. Mako gets a side headlock. Tamara Sanchez gets in front of her and belly to belly suplexes her across the ring!
(The fans boo. Sanchez scoops Jupiter up and bodyslams her but Mako inside cradles her on the way down]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter irish whips Tammy into the ropes, but Sanchez comes back and knocks her to the mat with a shoulderblock. She runs into the other side of the ropes, and flips Jupiter over with a sunset flip!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Makoto Jupiter claps her legs together on Tammy's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupuiter double leg takedowns Tammy and turns her over on to her belly. She begins swinging her around & round in a reverse giant swing!
(Tammy screams as Mako spins her around by her legs and when she gets high enough Mako sits down into an inverted tigerbomb]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter Oak Evolution!! Makoto Jupiter grabs both of Tammy's arms and applies The Earrings of Saturn!! Jupiter rocks back & forth on both of Sanchez's arms!
(Tammy hooks her foot around the bottom rope and Ron Reid calls for a break. Tammy gets up and ducks under a kick by Jupiter. Tamara hiptosses Mako]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy twists Jupiter's arm. She uses her twisted arm to irish whips her into the ropes and tiltawhirl suplexes her!
(Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top rope but before she can moonsault her, Jupiter pushes her and crotches her on the top turnbuckle. Jupiter grabs her by the hair and running rude awakens her]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter climbs up to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a huge frog Jupiter splash with massive hang time!!
(Mako clutches her stomach but gives a little Eddie Guerrero shimmy to get a pop, then covers Tammy]
Phil Blauer: Wasting valuable time with that tribute to the dead Mexican.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter front facelocks Tamara Sanchez then drives her head into the mat with a DDT!
(Mako pulls her up by the hair and lifts her up into a back suplex, but Tammy flips backwards on to her feet. She atomic drops Makoto Jupiter so she lands facefirst into the turnbuckles. As Mako staggers around, Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez drills Mako's head into the mat with a huracanrana off the top rope!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez hops out on to the apron. She slingshots herself onto the middle of the top rope, and springboard bulldogs Mako!!
(Sanchez irish whips Jupiter into the ropes and slams her into the mat with a sidewalk slam! She climbs to the top rope again]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter runs up the turnbuckles to meet Tammy halfway. She drills Sanchez's head into the mat with a super fisherwoman's buster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter irish whips Sanchez into the ropes and then belly to belly suplexes her over the ropes to the apron below!
(The audience cheers as Mako steps through the ropes to the apron and pulls her up face to face with her. Makoto Jupiter drops backwards with a flatliner off the apron to The Arco Arena!! The crowd roars and chants "MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!!"]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mako drags a chair next to the railing and pulls Tammy up onto there with her. She rock bottoms Tammy into the audience!!!
(Tammy grabs Phil's headset]
Makoto Jupiter: All that and I smell pretty.
Phil Blauer: I'll need some panties to verify that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mako now pulling Tammy over the railing and onto our table here. Tammy uppercuts Jupiter in the face. She stands up and DDTs Mako onto our table!!
(The Sacramento fans boo Tammy. Tammy beats her about the face with punches and pulls her off the table. Mako ducks another punch and atomic drops her on the railing]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a super rana onto the concrete!!
(The Arco Arena rocks with "MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!!" She rolls Tamara Sanchez back into the ring. Tammy gets to her feet and stomps Mako when she tries to re-enter the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez runs into the ropes and baseball slides under the ropes into a helicopter rana on the floor!!
(Tamara Sanchez climbs back up onto the apron. She hops onto the middle of the second rope and backflips into an asai moonsault that smashes Jupiter into the railing]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara pulls Mako onto the apron with her and rams her face into the turnbuckle. Mako ducks under a punch and back suplexes Tammy off the apron to the concrete floor!!
(The Arco Arena chants "MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!!" Jupiter rolls Tammy back into the ring. She climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a beautiful swan dive moonsault]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter climbs up to the top rope, but Tammy kicks Ron Reid into the ropes, causing Jupiter to get crotched on the top turnbuckle!
Phil Blauer: Oh, to be a top turnbuckle right now.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez climbs to the second rope and fireman's carries her up on her shoulder. She jumps off with a super death valley driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: She front facelocks her and cradles her leg. Cradle DDT on Makoto Jupiter!!
(The Sacramento fans boo. Tamara Sanchez jumps onto the second turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Split-legged moonsault by Tamara Sanchez!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez climbs to the top rope from the inside of the ring but before she can moonsault, Jupiter crotches her again. She climbs to the second rope and inverted facelocks her. She flips her backwards into a reverse superplex!!
(The audience erupts. Mako pulls Tammy's head into her legs in a standing headscissors. She hammerlocks both of Sanchez's arms behind her, and then powerbombs her on both of her chicken winged arms!! The fans get louder and Sanchez screams in pain]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy stands up and catches a barrage of roundhouse kicks and punches from Makoto Jupiter. Tammy responds with a kick of her own that Mako catches. Sanchez comes around with an enzuigiri kick to the side of Mako's head!
(The Arco Arena boos. Mako staggers and Tammy catches her with an RKO! She climbs to the top rope and waits for Jupiter to stand]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez leaps off with a flying spear!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter raises her shoulder)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara grabs Mako by the leg and turns her over into a single leg boston crab. She goes down to one knee to pull it even farther towards Mako's head.
(Ron Reid checks in to see if Mako wants to tap out. The audience claps faster & faster for her to escape until she powers out of it with her strong as an oak legs. Tammy flips forward]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter northern lights suplexes Tamara Sanchez!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mako atomic drops Tammy on the rope. Jupiter corkscrew handspings, then jumps into a triple axle roundhouse kick knocking Sanchez to the floor!!
(The crowd roars as Tammy hits the floor again. Jupiter steps out on the apron. She hops onto the middle of the second rope and asai corkscrew moonsaults into a corkscrew rana on the floor!! The fans cheer louder and chant "MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!!" Jupiter rolls Sanchez onto the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter pulls Tammy up into a dominator and tosses her off the apron to the concrete below!!
(The "MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!!" chants get louder. Tamara Sanchez grabs a chair and tries to use it on Mako but she kicks it out of Tammy's hands. It spins into the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter rolls Tammy back into the ring and then inverted facelocks her. She steps up onto the second turnbuckle and spins around with an inverted tornado DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter climbs up to the top rope from the inside of the ring, but Tammy shakes the ropes and crotches her on the turnbuckle. Tammy climbs up to the second rope and belly to back superplexes the back of her head on that chair in the ring!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Makoto Jupiter gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez goes for a suplex, but Mako blocks it with her calf. She lifts Tammy up into a hanging suplex then drops her down in a rock bottom she calls The Jupiter Implant Thunder!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter presses Tammy over her head but Sanchez falls behind her on her feet. She blasts Mako upside her head with a superkick!
(The fans jeer and boo Tamara Sanchez. While Jupiter staggers around, Sanchez runs at her and drills her head into the mat with a tornado DDT! The boos get louder. Tamara Sanchez climbs up to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez comes off with a frog splash but Jupiter puts her knees up into Tammy's stomach!! Makoto Jupiter pump handles Sanchez up into a spinning reverse power bomb she calls Greetings From Planet Jupiter!!
(The audience gives both ladies a standing ovation for such a good match. Jupiter is busy applying an inverted figure four leglock with Sanchez on her belly. Tammy does a push up but can't escape The Wargasm]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mako has The Wargasm applied and Sanchez is in real trouble here! Mako's adding a tongan death grip to Tammy's ankle to sweeten the deal. Ron Reid checking in to see if she wants to tap but Tammy is in too much pain to answer!
(Eerie Von, Fat Tux, and Tuxedo Mask root Makoto Jupiter on from ringside. Sanchez grabs hold of the bottom rope and Ron Reid forces a break. Makoto Jupiter lifts Tammy up in an electric chair]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez spins around on Mako's shoulders and into a spinning headscissors takedown! Mako gets up long enough to be slammed facefirst into the mat with an X factor!
(The crowd boos. Tamara Sanchez climbs up to the top turnbuckle and tucks her head to deliver a perfect 450 splash]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter goes underneath the ring and pulls out a ladder!
Phil Blauer: You can't just make this a ladder match! There is a strict code we adhere to. You have to PISS OFF the GM so that he makes it a ladder match! That's Day One kinda shit!
(Makoto Jupiter slings the ladder under the ropes into the ring. She stands it up in the center of the ring. She climbs up halfway before Tamara Sanchez meets her halfway at the top]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez mexican hiptosses Makoto Jupiter off of the ladder to the ring below!!
(The fans applaud how well this match has gone. Tammy knocks the ladder down and fireman's carries her on her shoulders]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez drops Mako's back on that metal ladder with an FU!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy lies Mako on the ladder and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Sanchez flips into a swanton bomb but Mako rolls out of the way and she just hits the ladder!! Makoto Jupiter pumphandles Tammy up onto her shoulder and then runs into the center of the ring for The Direct Approach backbreaker!!
(The audience cheers. Jupiter irish whips Sanchez into the ropes and cartwheel handsprings into an elbow smash! The Arco Arena gets louder while Makoto Jupiter butterflies her arms]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter lifts her up into a double underhook dominator on the ladder!! She rolls her over into the pin.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter irish whips Tamara into the ropes and hits her with a flying body press, but Sanchez catches her. She tosses her onto the ladder with a fallaway slam!!
(The crowd pops as Makoto bounces off the metal ladder with a loud clang. Tamara Sanchez positions Jupiter over the ladder and places her leg over Mako's head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez smashes Jupiter's face into the ladder with a rocker dropper!! She rolls her over into a pin.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez presses Jupiter over her head and sits her on the top turnbuckle. She climbs up to the second rope and fireman's carries Jupiter on to her shoulders. She somersaults off the second rope into Ken Kennedy's Kenton Bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Makoto Jupiter puts her foot on the bottom rope)
(The crowd gives these ladies another round of applause. Tamara Sanchez wraps up Jupiter's legs into a figure four and then turns around. She bridges backwards into a standing reverse figure four]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez bridging backwards perfectly, Ron Reid checks in to see if she submits and notices her shoulders are pinned to the mat.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter rolls it over to the side)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter makes an adjustment and applies a side by side figure four and slides up behind her. She applies a dragon sleeper and a tongan death grip to make it The Lustmord!!
(Sanchez screams in agony. Makoto Jupiter wrenches back on Tammy's head and pinches her shoulder with the nerve grip. The crowd stomps their feet until The Arco Arena thunders]
Guillermo O'Bannon: This could be it for the Hardkore World Women's Champion. Makoto Jupiter hoping to tie "Sexy" Anjanette Turner's record for Women's titles and could do it with The Lustmord. Tammy reaches out and grabs the bottom rope. Makoto Jupiter pulls Tammy up and backs her into the corner. She sticks her boot into Tammy's throat and chokes her by extending her long leg.
(Sanchez stomps her feet in the mat from lack of air. Ron Reid lays in the count. Jupiter lets go at four. Jupiter pulls her up into a crucifix, then razor's edges her onto the ladder!! Sanchez bounces off the ladder and Mako puts her forearm across her in a pinfall attempt]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter fireman's carries her on her shoulders and walks her over to the corner. She sits Sanchez on the top turnbuckle and then climbs to the second rope. She scoops her up and drives her head into the mat with a tombstone off the second rope!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr-(Tamara Sanchez rolls her shoulder up)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes; 5 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von slides a table into the ring. Makoto Jupiter sets it up in the center of the ring. She irish whips Sanchez into the ropes and tiltawhirls her but Sanchez spins out of it. She lands on her feet and tiltawhirl powerslams her through the table!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez pulls Jupiter up by her hair and irish whips her into the ropes. She dips down for a backdrop but Jupiter catches her in a crotch-tie. She pumphandles her up into a backbreaker! She rolls her back up for a second backbreaker, then a third.
(The crowd cheers wildly. Makoto Jupiter irish whips Tamara Sanchez into the corner, but Tammy runs up the turnbuckles and backflips into a moonsault body press]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez positions Makoto Jupiter over the ladder and front facelocks her. She swings her facefirst into a twist of fate on the ladder!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez swings at Jupiter but Mako ducks and lifts her up into an atomic drop. She drops Sanchez's butt on the top turnbuckle. Jupiter climbs to the second rope and flips her over her back in a super vertebreaker!!!
(The Arco Arena rocks with "MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!!" Makoto Jupiter fireman's carries Sanchez and drops her stomach on the top turnbuckle. She climbs up to the second rope, scoops her up and backflips into a powerslam]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter Supreme Thunder Crash!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter scoops her up but Sanchez falls behind her with an inverted facelock. She lifts Mako up into a lifting reverse DDT!!
(Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle while the audience boos. Sanchez leaps off with a frog splash and smashes her chest]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez irish whips her into the ropes and belly to belly suplexes her!
(Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off with a flying headbutt but Jupiter rolls out of the way. Makoto Jupiter pulls Sanchez up into an inverted crucifix]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter drops down into a Japanese ocean bomb she calls Jupiter's Edge on the ladder!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr-(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter irish whips Sanchez into the ropes and tiltawhirl northern lights suplexes her!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez gets her shoulder up)
(The fans boo as Sanchez crawls over to the corner and pulls a pair of brass knuckles from out behind the bottom turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter irish whips Sanchez into the ropes. Jupiter dips down for a backdrop but Sanchez catches her with a corkscrew neckbreaker!
(Makoto Jupiter staggers to her feet and Tamara Sanchez cracks her in the skull with those brass knuckles! Jupiter goes down like a bag of hammers]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Makoto Jupiter gets her foot on the bottom rope)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Nine Minutes Have Elapsed. 1 MINUTE REMAINING!"
(The crowd stomps their feet into the mat while Tamara and Makoto Jupiter lie next to one another exhausted. Tammy drags Mako onto the ladder then she runs into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez hops onto the middle of the top rope and lionsaults Makoto Jupiter on that ladder!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez rolls out of the ring and pulls her sledgehammer out from underneath the ring!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "30 SECONDS!!"
(The Arco Arena boos. Eerie Von & Tuxedo Mask run over to grab the sledgehammer from Tammy but she rolls back in and holds it up in the air]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez smashes Mako in the back of the head with that sledgehammer!!
(The Sacramento fans throw garbage and beer cups at Tamara Sanchez. She smacks some of them out of the air with the sledgehammer. She twirls her fingers, signalling for the 7 Year Inch]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle but Eerie Von grabs Tammy by the leg and crotches her! Makoto Jupiter climbs up to the second rope and presses Sanchez over her head...she jumps off the second and tiltawhirls her into her Jupiter Thunder Dragon backbreaker!!!
(The bell rings, and Jupiter makes the cover. She looks up at Ron Reid wondering why he isn't counting]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, The Time Limit Has Expired. Referee Ron Reid has declared this match...A DRAW!!!"
(The Sacramento fans boo. Jupiter rises to her knees and pounds her fists into the mat in frustration. The fans chant "FIVE MORE MINUTES!! FIVE MORE MINUTES!! FIVE MORE MINUTES!! FIVE MORE MINUTES!! FIVE MORE MINUTES!!"]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The fans asking for five more minutes of this and I don't disagree. Who know's what would have happened if Makoto Jupiter had enough time to capitalize on the Jupiter Thunder Dragon?
(Tamara Sanchez snatches her Hardkore World Women's Championship belt away from Ron Reid. She slings it over her shoulder and walks out. The crowd boos as she walks out]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez escapes with her title belt tonight but will have her hands full at Hardkore Hall when she defends it against Brandi in a Stretcher Match in Palm Springs. Coming up is a match I'm still confused about. The SWAT World Tag Team Champions and Hardkore World Tag Team Champions are slated to wrestle tonight for the first time in history. But an impromptu match in Hardkore Rocky Mountains changed all that.
(Video opens on a Hardkore Rocky Mountains house show at the Dee Glen Smith Spectrum in Logan, Utah entitled 11/10/05]
Vince Killings: Fans, thanks for joining us. We have some late breaking news. We were supposed to have a match between Scott Bastion and Mad Man Kozo but the SWAT World Tag Team Champions The Connection just ran in and leveled both men with chairs!
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Syberus: "I'm hear to offer anyone in the back or any of you stuffed shirt door ringers in the audience, a shot at this title."
Vince Killings: What an ego!
(The crowd boos. Suddenly a man emerges from the audience]
Scott Jenjita: Who is that? He's huge!
Vince Killings: I don't know. But the crowd sure seems to know who it is.
(The man grabs the microphone]
"The Master of the Powerslam" Paul E. Soutter: "I was here to see if anyone, ANYONE in the building could withstand the powerslam of doom. But it looks like something better came along."
(Syberus shakes his head and refuses to defend against him, gesturing that he only meant skinny people. Soutter nods, and clotheslines Syberus out of his boots]
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Scott Jenjita: Paul E. Soutter leaps off of the apron and Soutterlanches Syberus against the guardrail, breaking it and falling into the front row! That's gonna be some lawsuits...
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Scott Jenjita: Syberus climbs to the top turnbuckle. He drops a Cinders Kneedrop to the back of Soutter's head!! He rolls him over and makes the pin.
Referee Joe Smith: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
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Vince Killings: He runs into the center of the ring with a running Soutterslam!!
Scott Jenjita: He claims to be the Master of it.
Referee Joe Smith: 1...2...thr- (Syberus kicks out)
Vince Killings: Paul Soutter pumphandles him up onto his shoulder then deposits him on his head with a Soutter Special!!
Referee Joe Smith: 1...2...3!!!
(The Dee Glen Smith Spectrum leaps to their feet and cheers. "Rip it Up" by 28 Days plays on the PA system. Joe Smith picks the West Coast title up off of the floor and hands it to Soutter. Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls Syberus out of the ring, but he points to his ribs. Tanner waves on some EMTs. The video fades out to the present day Arco Arena]
Guillermo O'Bannon: During that match, Syberus broke his ribs and has a bruised sternum from the powerslam.
Phil Blauer: The powerslam has unbelievable power. Hence the name.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The word backstage is that Syberus still has not shown up to the building. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine has told Adrian Tanner Jr. that if Syberus can't compete, he's free to pick anyone as his partner. We'll see if Adrian take him up on his offer and who in the locker room will see double duty tonight.
("Moment of Truth" by Damageplan plays and Adrian Tanner Jr. walks out alone with both SWAT World Tag Team title belts over his shoulder]
Phil Blauer: You know what they say. A man who comes down to the ring alone has a fool for a partner.
Guilllermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. seems like he hasn't settled on a partner just yet.
Yolanda Ando: Adrian Tanner is wearing some red shorts with gold flames, with black and elbow and knee pads, white wrist bands, a black chain around his neck, white boots with "AT" in small blue letters on the back.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds; He is One Half of the SWAT World Tag Team Champions...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"
(The fans cheer. Then The Arco Arena goes dark, purple lights flash and a purple spotlight shines on Robert Hunglestein III at the top of the ramp way. He is wearing a long black robe, with purple and gold gems spelling out the name 'Hunglestein' across the back. The purple lights turn to gold as a voice says "You wish you could be me...It must suck to be you!" then purple and gold begin to alternate and run all over arena as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears hits. Robert Hunglestien III heads down to ring with a slow cocky strut. Andrew Karnage follows behind him with the Hardkore World Tag Team Championship around his waist]
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here come The Un-Stable.
Phil Blauer: Hey! They got their tag team title belts back. I thought High Maintenance had stole em?
Guillermo O'Bannon: No...that never happened, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Yeah it did. Remember? High Maintenance stole em again after the ladder match. They were supposed to have that tag team match in England and then that never happened...
Guillermo O'Bannon: I have no idea what your talking about, Phil and I wish you would just shut up.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Allow me, Guillermo.
(Boone puts his sunglasses on and flashes the Men in Black mind eraser in Phil's face. Phil shits himself]
Phil Blauer: Glass is salty...
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I think I have this thing set too high.
Yolanda Ando: Karnage wears black knee length basketball shorts with AK-47 down the outsides of each leg in dark red. Dark red kneepads, and black calf high boots with red laces, and has a black elbow supporter on his right elbow. Hunglestien wears black wrestling singlet that has "Hunglestein" wrapping across the front diagonally from top to bottom in dark purple with gold outline. On the back there’s three slashes in gold which obviously symbolize the 3 from the end of his name. He wears black elbow pads, and has his wrist taped with black tape with black boots and black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And their opponents; first from Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 257 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!! And from Beverly Hills, California by way of Cleveland, Ohio; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 265 pounds...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!! They are THE HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...They are THE UN-STABLE!!!"
(The audience cheers. Robert Hunglestien III grabs the microphone while Adrian Tanner Jr. stands in a fighting stance]
Robert Hunglestien III: "Well, well, well. It looks like your famous partner didn't show up. I wrestle Soutter and I ban him from ever competing in the United States. Syberus wrestles Soutter and gets his chest caved in."
(Andrew Karnage gets behind Adrian Tanner. Tanner notices and tries to keep one eye on Hunglestien and one eye on AK-47]
Robert Hunglestien III: "It also looks like you weren't able to come up with a partner. Success in Hardkore America is about surrounding yourself with good people. I've tried to do that and that's why I have these."
(Hunglestien holds up his half of the Hardkore World Tag Team title belts]
Robert Hunglestien III: "So I have a proposition for you. We can have this match, and Andrew Karnage & I will be forced to beat you worse than anything you've experienced in your life."
(Tanner motions that he's ready and swings around to face Andrew Karnage who's inching closer]
Robert Hunglestien III: "OR...you can surround yourself with greatness and become the newest member of The Un-Stable."
(The Sacramento fans pop and Tanner momentarily drops his fists]
Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't believe it. Not only has Hunglestien offered to forgo this match, but he's also asking Tanner to join The Un-Stable.
Phil Blauer: What am I? Chopped liver?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: You can join my stable, sir. We meet in my basement and watch WWE Fanatic: TLC. We like to do our own commentary...
(Adrian Tanner mulls it over and then shakes Hunglestien's hand]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner has apparantly decided to take The Un-Stable up on their offer!
(The fans cheer as Hunglestien holds Tanner's arm up. "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears plays as they walk up the rampway]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the next match in the continuing war between The Un-Stable and The Society of the New Breed. This one is for the Hardkore America Championship, a title Kilroy Evans has been trying to win since June 2004.
("No Rest For The Wicked" by The Bloodhound Gang plays and the audience roars. Kilroy Evans walks out with the UCW World Tag Team title belt around his waist, and a 2.5 foot long aluminum little league bat with the name "Phillippe" stenciled onto the side. He waves it to the Sacramento fans]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans apparantly coming into this match swinging for the fences.
Phil Blauer: Kilroy told me in the back that he's been hard at work, training for this match. Working on his endurance, and improving his wrestling his style.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy didn't talk to you.
Phil Blauer: Ok, I was hitting on Emily's sister and she told me that Kilroy had been working out and could totally kick my ass if I didn't take my hand off her leg.
Yolanda Ando: Sounds about right. Kilroy's wearing a black Bloodhound Gang t-shirt, blue jeans, brown belt, and red, white, & blue wristbands.
(Kilroy slides under the ring and gets on the second turnbuckle and waves to the fans in The Arco Arena]
Phil Blauer: So he's wearing the t-shirt of the band who plays his entrance theme? What is he, Edge?
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Attbury, South Carolina; He stands 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 256 pounds; He's One Half of the Current UCW World Tag Team Champions...KILROY EVANS!!!"
(Sacramento fans roar as Evans waves to them. The lights in the Arco Arena turn a deep shade of blood red, and the sound of white noise blasts over the PA. Suddenly "Homicidal" by Bad Luck 13 plays and Lucifer Jones bursts through the curtains. "The Punisher" Dan Stein and Domino follow behind him. He carries the Hardkore Britain Championship behind him with a duffel bag in the other hand. The Hardkore America title belt is strapped around his waist. He gets a running start and slides under the ropes where he cracks his neck a couple times and continues to run his mouth to Kilroy Evans]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones coming with his Society buddies, Dan Stein and Domino.
Phil Blauer: Didn't Domino lose a match earlier tonight?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah, so?
Phil Blauer: I was gonna ask her to drive me home. But unlikes Jones, Blau-Dog don't roll with losers.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones has been anything but as of late. After winning the Hardkore Britain Championship from ArchPatriot, he defeated Syberus at Hardkore Helloween in a brutal dog collar match. He also tore through Mad Man Kozo in a title defense in Hardkore Rocky Mountains.
Yolanda Ando: Lucifer Jones wears snake skin leather pants tucked into a pair of well worn combat boots. He's shirtless and his ripped frame is covered in various tattoos, most notably "Pro-Pain" tattooed across his stomach and "HARD KORE" on his knuckles. His hair is buzzed tight to his skull and most of his teeth are capped with gold. A long nasty scar wraps around his throat.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is accompanied to the ring by "The Punisher" Dan Stein and Domino; From White Chapel, England; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 237 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE BRITAIN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION and HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...LUCIFER JONES!!!"
(The Arco Arena boos and jeers Lucifer Jones. He tucks the duffel bag underneath the bottom turnbuckle. Dan Stein, Domino, and Bill Kasal leave the ring and Mike Peters signals for the bell]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans comes up from behind Lucifer Jones and applies a sleeper hold!
[The crowd cheers and Lucifer Jones flails his arms out wildly. "The Punisher" Dan Stein leaps up on the apron but Mike Peters cuts him off at the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: When Peters' back is turned Lucifer mule kicks Evans' in the balls! He inside cradles Kilroy and grabs on to the ropes!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans gets up and punches Jones in the back of the knee.
Phil Blauer: BLAUER BOMB!! BLAUER BOMB!! BLAUER BOMB!! My God, Kilroy just Blauer Bombed Jones to hell!!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans irish whips Lucifer into the turnbuckles chestfirst, and follows him in with a spear to the back!
(Lucifer Jones is turned around and leaned against the corner. Kilroy charges in with a clothesline but Jones puts his boot up]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones lets loose on Kilroy in the corner with a vicious beatdown. Kilroy falls to his ass and catches a couple kicks to his face.
(Lucifer slaps Evans a couple times and says, "Fuck you, ya bleedin fat fuck!" and spits on him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones punches Evans in the face with a brutally stiff closed fist that busts him open. He pulls him out to the center of the ring by his Bloodhound Gang t-shirt and applies a buffalo sleeper.
Phil Blauer: Speaking of which, I haven't been paying attention to football lately. How's Buffalo doing?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Not good.
Phil Blauer: They have a quarterback named Kelly right? They have to realize, last name Kelly: good. First name Kelly: bad.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones stands over him as he clamps down on Evans' throat and pulls back on his arm. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap but he's running out of arms to do so.
(A bloody Kilroy Evans works his way up to his feet, and drops down to his knees, popping the top of his head through Jones' cheek]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy grabs a staggering Jones and delivers a stunner! Jones is back up and Kilroy fakes a punch. He stomps Lucifer's foot, and then DDTs him!
(The audience roars. Kilroy pulls him up and scoops him up into a shoulderbreaker. The fans cheer louder when he climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Punisher" Dan Stein climbs up on the apron and pushes Kilroy off the top, crotching him on the ropes next to him! Lucifer Jones full nelsons Evans and Assault & Battery release dragon suplexes him back into the ring!!
(The Arco Arena jeers. Lucifer Jones pulls Evans' head into his legs and then lifts him up into a crucifix]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones gets a running start and crucifix powerbombs him over the ropes to the floor below!!!
(The crowd pops, and boos Jones as he congratulates himself on the ropes. Dan Stein and Domino applaud on the outside. Stein pulls Kilroy up and rolls him onto the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones steps out on the apron and lifts Kilroy Evans up atomic drops him on the top turnbuckle. Dan Stein and Domino are busy bridging the table between the apron and the railing. Lucifer Jones climbs up to the top turnbuckle behind Kilroy. He sets him up in a russian legsweep, and backflips into a London Air Raid off the top rope through the bridged table!!!
(The roof nearly blows off The Arco Arena. Kilroy and Lucifer Jones lie in a former table motionless]
Phil Blauer: Shades of the move he pulled off on Devon Stevens that lives forever in our opening montage!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein rolls a bloody Kilroy Evans onto the apron again while Domino helps Lucifer to his feet. Jones gets onto the apron and pulls Kilroy into his legs. He pulls him up into a powerbomb but Kilroy rolls it up into The Bad Touch diamond cutter off the apron to the floor!!!
(The crowd erupts and chants "KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!!" Kilroy tries to regain his senses while Lucifer tries to crawl under the ring to escape Evans]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy grabs Lucifer by his legs and slingshots half of his body underneath the ring!
Phil Blauer: Hey! Soutter's extra cheeseburgers are under there.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy grinds Lucifer Jones' face into cement. He grabs hold of a couple cups of beer from the front row fans. He tosses one but Lucifer avoids it!
Phil Blauer: (gets drenched by the beer) AHHH!!!
(Phil tries to use Guillermo's tie to dry himself. Kilroy throws the second cup of beer and that hits Phil too]
Phil Blauer: Uggghhh!! I'm drenched in domestic swill. I smell like Dave Atell!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer ducks under a right hand by Kilroy and atomic drops his groin into the corner post! He drops him back into a german suplex on the floor!!
(Lucifer Jones rolls Kilroy into the ring and hangs his head off the apron. He climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones on the top and nearly decaptitates Kilroy with a guillotine legdrop!!
(The Sacramento fans boo. "The Punisher" Dan Stein pulls another table out and bridges it on the apron and railing again. Lucifer Jones grabs his duffel bag and pulls out a bag of thumbtacks]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones pours a bag of thumbtacks on the table and then pulls Kilroy up on the apron. Lucifer batters him with a few punches while Domino douses the table with lighter fluid.
Phil Blauer: I know what's coming up here.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino sets that table on fire! But Kilroy gets the better of the exchange of punches and pushes Lucifer onto the table...but Jones grabs hold of the ropes. He ducks another punch by Kilroy and lifts him up into a human torture rack, he flips Evans over into a burning hammer through the burning table!!!
Phil Blauer: The irony! Actually, I thought Domino was hoping that the lighter fluid would get in Kilroy's eyes and sting.
(The Arco Arena jeers and boos Lucifer while Kilroy Evans rolls around in agony. He yanks his burned & torn Bloodhound Gang t-shirt off. His back is littered with a rainbow of pushpins]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones grabs a Hoppy beer bottle out of a fan's hand and finishes it. Jones cracks the bottle over Kilroy's head!! Kilroy staggers around and catches the second one that shatters it.
(Lucifer Jones takes the broken bottle and slices up Kilroy Evans' forehead even more. He rolls Evans into the ring and Stein hands him a chair]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones sets the chair up in the center of the ring. He irish whips Kilroy into the ropes and goes for an emerald frosion but Kilroy blocks it and drop toe holds Jones' face into the seat of the chair!!
(Jones face pops up with a cut over his eye. Kilroy Evans rolls out of the ring and slides a table into the ring. He rolls Lucifer Jones onto the table and climbs to the top rope]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans comes off with a 747 splash and hits nothin but table!!!
(The crowd boos and Lucifer Jones quickly makes the pin on Kilroy Evans in the table rubble]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones lifts Kilroy up into a fisherman's suplex then drops the back of his head across his knee!! He irish whips Evans but Evans reverses it and shoots Jones into the turnbuckles. Kilroy grabs that chair and charges, smashing Jones in the face with it!!
(The audience cheers at the sound the chair makes cracking Jones in the head. Kilroy shows the camera the blood smear it made on the seat. Kilroy grabs him and chomps down hard on Lucifer's cut, making it bleed even more]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer gets behind Kilroy and hits a snap backdrop driver that folds him like an accordian!!
(The Arco Arena boos. Jones dips into his duffel bag and pulls out a barbed wire wrapped cricket bat]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones has a barbed wire cricket bat! He swings hard for the head of Evans, but Evans ducks under it, and blasts Jones with lefts and rights to the head, staggering him back!
(Evans runs to the ropes, rebounds back, and Jones suddenly counters him with a swinging neckbreaker using the cricket bat as leverage, the barbed wire digging deep into Evan's throat and face!! Kilroy sits up and covers his throat]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones goes into his bag again and this time grabs a cordless Sawz All!
Phil Blauer: Unless he wants to cut the wobbly leg off of our table I think Kilroy's in real trouble.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones holds the buzzsaw over his head but Kilroy Evans slams Lucifer in the guts with his aluminum bat!!
(The crowd roars as Jones drops the saw and is doubled over. A blood drenched Kilroy lands another hard shot onto Lucifer's ass. Then, he makes a point of tossing the bat to the crowd so it can't be used against him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans DDTs Lucifer Jones again! He runs into the ropes and baseball slide kicks Lucifer Jones in the side of the head!
[Kilroy crouches over Lucifer Jones and goes back to chewing on his various cuts on his forehead. Jones kicks his feet in an exhausted attempt to get away. Kilroy dips into his pocket and pulls out a paper packet]
Phil Blauer: That's salt he's pouring into Lucifer's wounds? Now what's he gonna put on his post-match baked potato?
Guillermo O'Bannon: You can hear Lucifer's screams in the cheap seats. Kilroy Evans irish whips Jones into the ropes and swings into a roundhouse kick, but Jones catches it and dumps him behind in a leg capture suplex!
(Jones is a sickening bloody mess. "The Punisher" Dan Stein jumps up on the apron and loosens the top turnbuckle pad, taking it off. Lucifer Jones wraps up Evans legs and turns him over into a texas cloverleaf]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones bridges backward into a gorgeous arch to make it a London Cloverleaf!! Evans is bent in half and bleeding a basketball sized pool of blood underneath his head.
(Mike Peters asks Kilroy Evans if he wants to tap out but he's too busy screaming in pain to answer. The Sacramento fans clap faster & faster urging him to escape the London Cloverleaf. Dan Stein tells them to shut up]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones releases the London Cloverleaf but retains his legs and flips him behind him with a wheelbarrow german suplex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones pulls a wobbly Kilroy up and slaps him right in the mouth!
(The fans all say "Ohhhh" Kilroy looks at him with a crimson mask twisted into a face of rage. Jones then hocks a loogie in his face]
Phil Blauer: That's disgusting.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's par for the course with Lucifer Jones.
Phil Blauer: I meant Kilroy, his face looks like Santa with his red wings.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy responds with a swift kick to Little Lucifer! He follows with a second kick to his balls and then pulls him into his legs. He lifts Lucifer up and lets him think about the piledriver he's about to recieve!
(Evans drills Jones head into the mat! He grabs the chair and sticks Lucifer's head through the hole in it. He sits on Jones back and pulls back on the back of the chair with a chair choke camel clutch]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy trying to choke the life out of Lucifer Jones with that chair and I think every fan in this arena would love to do the same. The unfolded chair's edge is digging into Lucifer's throat and he can't do anything about it.
(Kilroy Evans finally lets go of the chair and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Dan Stein jumps up on the apron and crotches Evans on the turnbuckle steel cable hook]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones climbs up to the second turnbuckle and lifts Kilroy up in a hanging suplex. He drops Kilroy's head on that exposed steel cable hook!!
(Kilroy's head bounces off the steel cable hook and he falls awkwardly to the apron. Lucifer Jones steps out on the apron and front facelocks him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones DDTs Kilroy Evans off the apron to the Arco Arena floor!!
(The Sacramento fans jeer. Lucifer rolls Kilroy back into the ring and hangs his head off the side again. He grabs the barbed wire cricket bat and goes to work with a few shots to the top of Kilroy's head with it]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones bludgeoning Evans with that barbed wire cricket bat!! He pulls Kilroy back out on the floor with him and leans his bloody beaten body against the apron. He then delivers a flurry of stiff shots to his face that send Kilroy to his knees.
(Jones hauls off and kicks Evans as hard as he can in the chest while his back is trapped against the apron. He pulls Evans up into a front facelock but Kilroy blocks the DDT and spinebusters him into the guardrail!! Jones arches his back in agony]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy rolls Lucifer Jones back into the ring and then picks up the barbed wire cricket bat. He unravels the barbed wire off of it and re-enters the ring. He's wrapping the barbed wire around Lucifer's head!!
(The crowd roars as the wire impales Jones' face and he screams in pain. Instinctively punches Kilroy Evans in the nuts and he goes down like a bag of hammers]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones finds Kilroy's weak spot and is now trying to pull the barbed wire crown off of his head but it isn't budging.
Phil Blauer: With that crown of thorns he reminds me of someone.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones decides to just leave it and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He dives off and delivers a barbed wire headbutt to Kilroy's crotch!!
(Kilroy clutches his groin and rolls around the mat. The force of the headbutt dislodges the barbed wire crown violently from Jones' head, lacerating him seriously]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy's head leans on the second rope and he stains it with blood. Dan Stein takes the opportunity to swat him a few times with some stiff rights. Stein climbs up to the apron and punches him a few more times.
(Kilroy Evans ducks down and avoids the fireball that hits Dan Stein right in the face!! The Arco Arena erupts and Stein falls from the apron into the guardrail. Domino rushes to Stein's side]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy moves out of the way of the fireball and it hits The Punisher! He shoots Jones into the ropes and nearly takes his head off with a boot to the head!
(The fans are beside themselves as Kilroy irish whips Jones into the turnbuckles hard. He straddles him on the second rope and then begins beating his head in with both fists while the audience counts along]
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"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed; 10 Minutes Remaining."
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(Lucifer Jones walks Evans out into the center of the ring and then drops him with an inverted atomic drop]
Guillermo O'Bannon: He grabs Kilroy while he's bent over and drives him into the mat with a jumping sitdown ganso bomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones applies a cobra clutch on Kilroy Evans. He's stealing Kilroy's move!
Phil Blauer: I thought it was Slaughter's move?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones lifts him up and drops his back across his knee with Lucifer's Touch!! He presses Evans' back down across his knee, hoping for a submission.
(Domino helps a blinded and burned Dan Stein to the locker room. Jones continues to press Kilroy's body down across his knee while Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones releases Lucifer's Touch and climbs to the top turnbuckle from inside the ring. Kilroy gets up and pushes him before he can hit the moonsault and crotches him on the top turnbuckle. Kilroy pulls him down in a tree of woe.
(An upside down Jones bleeds a huge pool of blood under his head. Kilroy gets a running start and spears him in the stomach!! The audience roars and Jones flops to the mat, clutching his ribs]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans pulls Jones up to his feet and butterflies his arms in front of the chair. He drives his head into the mat with a double arm DDTs his skull onto that steel chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Lucifer Jones gets his foot on the rope)
(The audience groans. Kilroy Evans slides through the ropes and grabs another table. He leans it against the corner]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans irish whips Lucifer Jones into the table!! Jones bounces out but ducks a clothesline and reverses with an STO on the chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans struggles to his hands and knees and Lucifer Jones comes back with a soccer kick to his chest!
(Lucifer Jones steps out through the ropes onto the apron. The Arco Arena boos and he flips them off. He slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones springboards off the top rope into a tornado DDT on that chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
(The audience gives both men a round of applause for such a good match. Lucifer Jones pulls the table out of the corner and sets it up in the center of the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones irish whips Evans into the ropes and goes for the emerald frosion again, but Kilroy blocks it. He makes some adjustments and suplexes Lucifer through the table!!
(Kilroy Evans staggers to his feet and presses Lucifer over his head. Jones begs to be put down]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy drops him onto his shoulder and gives him a running The Ultimate Thump powerslam on the broken table!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans lies that chair over Jones' face and bounces off the ropes, legdropping the chair!
(Jones rolls on to his side and spits out a bunch of blood. Kilroy Evans pulls him up into a crucifix]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans drives Jones into the mat with a razor's edge!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans scoops Jones up but Lucifer falls behind him on his feet in an inverted facelock. He lifts Evans up and drives him headfirst into the mat with a Stigmata brainbuster!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer sits on Evans back and applies a camel clutch. He digs his fingers into Kilroy's various cuts, fish hooking his mouth and generally being a dick.
(Kilroy Evans looks like he was head dipped in blood. Jones gives Evans' head a good yank back. Mike Peters asks him if he wants to submit but Evans refuses]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones pulls him up into a front facelock and chicken wings his arm. He then drops down into the Toxic Shock Drop!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones double underhooks his arms, but Kilroy blocks it and backdrops Jones. He applies an STF on Lucifer Jones! He clamps that arm around Jones' head and pulls him up!
(Jones bleeds down Kilroy's arm, as he reaches out for the ropes. Peters asks him if he wants to tap out but Lucifer keeps stretching. Kilroy readjusts his grip and pulls Jones' head up]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones finally gets to the ropes and Mike Peters forces a break. Kilroy releases the STF and then goes for another spear. Jones catches him, double underhooks his arms and lifts him up into a canadian backbreaker!
(Jones points Kilroy's head towards the mat and then drops him into a stiff piledriver!! Kilroy is motionless afterwards]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer hits The Death Driver and makes the pin!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer goes for an Yankee Cracker but Kilroy spins out of it and reverses it into a full nelson suplex! He lifts him up in a back suplex then drops him in his Blue Thunder Driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
(The Arco Arena leaps up in unison and celebrates! "No Rest for the Wicked" by The Bloodhound Gang plays on the PA. Andrew Karnage, Adrian Tanner Jr., Robert Hunglestien III and Andrew Sinclair run into the ring]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 26 minutes 28 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...KILROY EVANS!!!"
(A blood drenched Kilroy Evans stands on the second rope holding the UCW World Tag Team title in one hand and the Hardkore America Heavyweight title in the other]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans has done it! After over a year of trying, he has won the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship!!
(Karnage and Sinclair hold Kilroy up on their shoulders. Hunglestien and Tanner pat him on the back while Evans holds the Hardkore America title over his head while the fans chant "KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!!"]
Phil Blauer: (tries to dry the beer off of himself) Sure he's happy now. But when he gets my dry cleaning bill...
(Kilroy Evans take a victory lap, high fives Guillermo, and slaps Phil on the side of the head and then exits through the crowd]
Phil Blauer: Oww....
Guillermo O'Bannon: We're here in Sacramento, the boyhood home of Andrew Sinclair, for his first Hardkore World Heavyweight Title Shot. He earned that shot by waging war through a barbed wire hell to become 2005 Hardkore Helloween Champion. But tonight he fights another champion who has cut through nearly every wrestler today.
("Monkey Man" by The Rolling Stones starts up and The Arco Arena leaps to their feet. Andrew "Gonzo" Sinclair steps out and is nearly blown back by the pop. Sinclair walks down to the ring wearing his wrestling trunks under a knee-length black and white Kobashi-style velvet robe. He also wears a black head band that trails down to his waist. The fans chant "SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!!"]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair winning Hardkore Helloween is considered an upset in alot of people's minds, but not in mine. I've seen Andrew Sinclair as a diamond in the rough for quite a while.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, well you also saw big things for Hero.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair burned through his fellow Un-Stablemates Robert Hunglestien III and Andrew Karnage to get through Helloween. He's also said The Un-Stable are the only ones who deserve a title shot.
Yolanda Ando: Andrew Sinclair wears black bicycle-short-style wrestling trunks that have a stylized white revolver emblazoned across the ass.
(Before entering the ring, he drops the robe and headband, revealing a long sleeve black t-shirt with the words "Straight Shooter" on the front and "Internationally Infamous" on the back in silver]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is The Main Event of the evening. It is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Featuring first, from Sacramento, California...(The audience drowns Kasal out with their monster pop)...Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds...'THE STRAIGHTSHOOTER' GONZO SINCLAIR!!!"
(Sinclair nods and smiles while loosening and strethcing the ropes. The Sacramento crowd chants "SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!!" Then "No Quarter" by Led Zepplin plays and The Arco Arena silences. The Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion steps out in a black silk robe that trails behind him a good four feet. The audience boos and thows debris at the champion as he walks out]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn still looking kinda shaky from that huge fireball he took from Death Gojira in Cleveland. He's gonna need all his facilities to defeat The Straightshooter.
Yolanda Ando: Cobryn wears regular black tights with the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist. The Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title is slung over his shoulder. He also wears black wrestling boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Key Largo of the Florida Keys; He Stands 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds; He is One Third of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS & The Current HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...COBRYN!!!"
(The Arco Arena rocks with boos. Referee Ron Reid holds up the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship and holds it over. The audience gives it a round of applause out of respect. Reid signals for the bell and the crowd cheers again]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn and Andrew Sinclair circle one another. Cobryn catches Sinclair on the chin with a snab jab, and another. Cobryn pops him in the nose. Sinclair fires back with an elbow smash that backs him up.
(The audience delights at Sinclair's first hit, and gets louder when he follows Cobryn into the corner with another elbow. Cobryn drops down and punches Sinclair right in the testicals. The fans boo]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn picks him up and inverted powerslams him! He presses Sinclair over his head but Sinclair falls down behind him!
(The audience cheers loudly and Andrew Sinclair german suplexes Cobryn out of his boots]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Cobryn rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair applies a wakigatame. Cobryn tries to crawl over to the ropes, but Sinclair holds firm to his arm. He wrenches up on it and Cobryn shouts out in pain.
(The Sacramento crowd chants "Break It! Break It! Break It! Break It! Break It!" Cobryn reaches back and rakes Sinclair's eyes. Cobryn gets to his feet and rakes his shoelaces across Sinclair's eyes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn runs into the ropes and double stomps Sinclair's face. He cradles his leg and salto suplexes him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn irish whips Sinclair into the ropes and hiptosses him into a powerslam. He irish whips him into the ropes again and shoulderblocks him to the mat. Cobryn bounces into the ropes on the other side but Sinclair reverse drop toe holds him into a sambo takedown!
(The audience cheers and Andrew Sinclair applies an achilles hold. Sinclair wrenches Cobryn's foot to the side. The fans start up another "Break It! Break It! Break It! Break It! Break It!" chant]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid asking Cobryn if he wants to submit, but the champ holding on. Sinclair twisting his foot, trying take out one of his wheels. Sinclair turns it into a hizajujigatame kneebar. Sinclair pulling Cobryn's boot up to his face and continues to twist his feet.
(The chants of "Break It! Break It! Break It! Break It! Break It!" get louder. Sinclair sits up and continues to clamp down on Cobryn's twisted leg. Cobryn drops to his back in frustration and Reid notices his shoulders]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Cobryn sits back up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair sits up and then gets to his feet, with Cobryn's foot still in his hands. He swings Cobryn across the ring with a dragon whip. He grabs Cobryn by the legs and lifts him up in a wheelbarrow, but Cobryn tucks and rolls, flipping Sinclair across the ring!
(Cobryn twists Sinclair's arm. He gives it a second twist and wrings it hard, taking some time out to answer some rowdy fans in the front row. Cobryn flips him on to his back with a judo toss]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn applies an armscissors. He squeezes Sinclair's arm with his powerful legs. He rolls Sinclair's back to the mat.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Andrew Sinclair gets one shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn continues to clamp down on Sinclair's arm, only releasing a leg occasionally to batter Sinclair in the face with some kicks. He spins it around into a half nelson. He pulls Sinclair to his feet and half nelson suplexes him!
(The audience boos. Cobryn goes to legwhip him but Sinclair swings his leg around in an enzuigiri! The Arco Arena comes to life. Sinclair drops a headbutt to Cobryn's elbow]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair applies a jujigatame cross armbar on the same arm that he wore down with the wakigatame earlier. Sinclair twists his legs around Cobryn's arm and bridges backwards. Cobryn's arms are pinned to the mat again.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Cobryn rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn grabs hold of the ropes and Ron Reid forces the break. Cobryn rolls out of the ring and...he's leaving!
(The crowd boos as Cobryn grabs his two title belts off of the timekeeper's table, slings them over his shoulders and limps out. Sinclair chases after him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn is chased back into the ring but he's ready for Sinclair to roll in with a flurry of stomps. He tosses Sinclair across the ring with a t-bone suplex!
(Cobryn applies a wristlock. Sinclair struggles to his feet, he grabs a handful of Cobryn's hair. Ron Reid forces him to let go]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn drops Sinclair down into an armbreaker. He pulls him up into a chicken wing, then hammerlock suplexes him!
(Cobryn atomic drops Sinclair on the top turnbuckle, facing the audience. The crowd chants "Fuck You Cobryn *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Cobryn *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Cobryn *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*"]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn limps up to the second turnbuckle and grabs Sinclair by both arms. He crossarm german superplexes him!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn lifts Sinclair into a razor's edge, but Sinclair drops down into a huracanrana! He northern lights suplexes him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Cobryn rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair whacks Cobryn in the shoulder with a stiff kick as he rises. He smacks Cobryn in the thigh with a low kick and then thumps him in the elbow with another. He lifts him up in a fireman's carry and then drops him on his head with a death valley driver!!
(The fans cheer and chant "SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!!" Sinclair steps over Cobryn's arm and twists around his leg in a kimura]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair going back to the arm, spinning Cobryn around the ring in the kimura armlock.
[The Sacramento crowd chants "Break It!! Break It!! Break It!! Break It!! Break It!!" Cobryn latches onto the bottom rope and Ron Reid forces Sinclair to release the spinning kimura]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn gets to his feet and shakes some feeling back into his arm. Cobryn hits Sinclair with an overhand punch; a second one knocks Sinclair into the ropes. Cobryn grabs hold of Sinclair's hair and smashes him in the face with another closed fist. Another punch backs Sinclair up, but he comes back at Cobryn with a koppo kick!
(The crowd cheers. Andrew Sinclair follows it up with a clothesline but Cobryn ducks it and dragon suplexes him]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn hammerlocks Sinclair's arm behind him and then belly to belly suplexes him onto his chicken winged arm!
(The Arco Arena boos. Sinclair clutches his arm, and rolls over to his side. Cobryn irish whips Sinclair into the ropes, but Sinclair comes back with an STO]
Phil Blauer: Sinclair seems to have hurt his arm more than he hurt Cobryn with that move. Dummy.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair scoops Cobryn up and drills his head into the mat with a northern lights bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Cobryn gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn sits up just in time to catch a kneestrike to the face Sinclair calls Caution: Do Not Stop on the Tracks!!
(The Sacramento fans cheer. Cobryn sits up with a bloody nose. Sinclair shakes some feeling back into his arm and pulls him up but Cobryn catches him unawares with a wrist-clutch exploder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn double chicken wings both of Andrew Sinclair's arms and german suplexes him on both of his arms! Cobryn applies a rear naked choke!
(Sinclair flails his arms out wildly, and tries to get his fingers underneath Cobryn's arm around his throat. Cobryn rolls on to his back and squeezes his legs around Sinclair's waist]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair is able to roll over to his side and is able to grab the ropes. Cobryn pulls him up in a hanging suplex, then drops him in a brainbuster!
(Cobryn pulls him up and irish whips him into the ropes. Sinclair comes back with a flying kneelift underneath Cobryn's chin! Sinclair raising his fist and shouting "OH!" as the fans cheer]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn gets to his knees before he catches a running soccer kick to the ribcage that takes the wind out of him! Sinclair tosses him across the ring with a karelin lift! Sinclair dragon suplexes him!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Cobryn rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn only gets up to his knees and begs Sinclair not to hurt him anymore.
(The Sacramento fans all voice what they would do in this situation and Sinclair listens to all their suggestions. During the distraction, Sinclair pulls him by the front of the tights]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair gets slammed shoulder first into the cornerpost by his tights! He rolls out to the floor below and Cobryn follows after him. Sinclair catches Cobryn getting off the apron with a uranage on the concrete!!
(The Arco Arena cheers. Andrew Sinclair rolls back into the ring and uncharactisically plays to his hometown fans, while shaking his hurt arm a little. Cobryn crawls up to the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair attempts to suplex Cobryn back in but the champ hooks his leg around the bottom rope. Cobryn reverses it into a jackhammer off the apron to the floor!!
(The crowd boos Cobryn who lies next to a motionless Andrew Sinclair. Cobryn retrieves the ringbell off of timekeeper Ron De La O's table]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn gets a running start and smashes Sinclair in the face with that ringbell!!
(Sinclair rolls over with a large laceration over his eye. Cobryn checks his bloody nose a little and rolls him back into the ring, then enters himself. He irish whips Sinclair into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair comes back with a running high kick that nearly decapitates Cobryn! He front facelocks him with both arms and drops down into a guillotine choke!
Phil Blauer: Cobryn in some real trouble all of a sudden.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair squeezing Cobryn's midsection with his legs so he can't get any new air, while clamping down on his throat with that front facelock.
(The Sacramento fans are going nuts as Cobryn desperately tries to escape. Cobryn then delivers a series of kidney punches until Sinclair is forced to release it. Sinclair irish whips Cobryn but the champ reverses it and sends him into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn with a spinebuster! He gets up and applauds for that move which is not endearing himself to this crowd very much. He pulls Sinclair up into a fireman's carry and drops him in a death valley bomb!! He pins Sinclair with his feet on the ropes!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn gets under Sinclair's legs with an electric chair. He drops him back into a gory driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn goes for an exploder but Sinclair blocks it, and reverses with one of his own. He gets behind Cobryn and cranks his head to the side in a submission hold. Reminicent of Smash's old standby.
Phil Blauer: That's my middle name.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair trying to twist Cobryn's head off. He makes an adjustment and drops back into a triangle choke!!
(All of the fans in the front row of The Arco Arena pound on the railing, chanting "TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!" While Cobryn desperately looks for escape, Sinclair clamps down on his windpipe with his powerful arm. Blood runs from Sinclair's forehead to the canvas below]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair has been battering Cobryn and stretching him in a way I haven't seen since he defeated Big Bad Bill for the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship in Pheonix. Cobryn's arm is limp and Ron Reid lifts it up...
(Cobryn keeps it up and the fans boo. Sinclair pulls him up to his feet with the choke still applied but Cobryn reaches back and wrenches Sinclair's testicals. Cobryn scoops him up]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn slides his hand down to Sinclair's knee, hooks it before lifting up his own left leg and dropping down and to his left, spiking the Sinclair down in The Question!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn straightjackets Sinclair's arms and drops him back in a rising star suplex!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn lifts Sinclair up into a human torture rack and then drops back into an inverted samoan drop! He sits on Sinclair's back and applies a sleeper hold camel clutch.
(Cobryn rocks back with Sinclair's head in his arms, as Gonzo's blood runs freely down his face to the mat below. Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to submit but isn't getting an answer]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair does a push up and gets to his knees, but Cobryn leaps up and comes down on his back to get him back down. He wrenches Sinclair's head from side to side, but Sinclair is finally able to crawl over to the ropes! Cobryn pulls him up to his feet, but Sinclair tosses him across the ring with a rolling iponzei!
(The Arco Arena erupts. Andrew Sinclair wipes the blood out of his eyes and points at Cobryn menacingly. Cobryn tries to reason with him, but just catches an elbow to the face. Sinclair lifts him up in a hanging suplex]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair drops him facefirst onto his knee with Go To (the) ER!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: He bounces into the ropes and delivers a devastating kneedrop to Cobryn's broken nose!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Cobryn gets his foot on the bottom rope)
(The fans let out a collective groan. Andrew Sinclair applies an abdominal stretch and then drops him back into a ground cobra twist. He turns it into an inverted facelock and places his far leg between Cobryn's legs and pushes his near leg's knee against Cobryn's back. Sinclair then pulls Cobryn's head backwards with his arms and Cobryn's far leg outwards with his leg]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair turns his ground cobra twist into a stretch plum. Cobryn screamin in agony as his entire body seems to be being pulled in different directions. Sinclair pulls back on Cobryn's head and Ron Reid is in perfect position for the tap out.
(The audience boos as Hardkore Nippon Grand Champion Johnny Lee Harley waddles down to the ring. He jumps up on the apron and tries to enter the ring but Ron Reid cuts him off]
Phil Blauer: Guillermo, what's your dad doing here?
Yolanda Ando: Yeah, Guillermo.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Not cool, dude. Not cool.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Lee Harley trying to help out his stablemate but Ron Reid making it difficult. He finally throws Ron Reid to the mat and enters, smashing Sinclair in the face!
(Robert Hunglestien III, Andrew Karnage, Kilroy Evans, and Adrian Tanner Jr. run down to the ring and swarm on Johnny Lee Harley]
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bandaged Kilroy Evans drops Johnny Lee Harley with The Bad Touch! Harley staggers to his feet and catches The Nightmare Lariot!!
(The Arco Arena roars. Meanwhile, Cobryn has gotten back to his feet and boots Sinclair in the stomach. Ron Reid shoos The Un-Stable out of the ring but they stay nearby at ringside]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn butterflies Sinclair's arms and drives his bloody face into the mat with a double underhook gourdbuster he calls The CobPlex!! He hangs on to his arms and lifts him into a michinoku driver I!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn waistlocks Sinclair, but Sinclair back elbows him in the face. He smacks him in the face with a spinning uraken back fist. Sinclair goes for a suplex, but Cobryn blocks it. Cobryn reverses with a sitout gourdbuster!
(Cobryn lifts Andrew Sinclair up in an inverted crucifix and then facefirst powerbombs him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Salty, Salty Tears of Andrew Sinclair!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn full nelsons Sinclair, but Sinclair mule kicks his groin. Sinclair takes his legs out from under him and wheelbarrow suplexes him!
(The fans cheer as Andrew Sinclair climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He points to everyone in the audience]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bombs Away Kneedrop!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Cobryn gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair irish whips Cobryn into the ropes but Cobryn slides underneath a big boot. He springs up behind Sinclair and drops him with a rude awakening!
(Cobryn pulls Sinclair up into a sitting position and then flips forward into a cattle mutilation! The Sacramento crowd boos Cobryn stealing Sinclair's finisher]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn stretching Sinclair with The Straight Shot!! Cobryn holding a perfect bridge while pressing him down towards his own legs. Sinclair shaking his head "no" that he won't submit but how long can he hold on.
(The fans chant "SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!!" urging him not to submit. The Un-Stable at ringside does the same. Cobryn finally releases The Straight Shot and lifts him up into a razor's edge]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn has him up in a crucifix and then drops him straight down into a DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair just escapes with his life. Cobryn pulls him up by his bloodsoaked hair and whips him into the ropes. He dips down for a backdrop but Sinclair blocks it. He lifts Cobryn up into a gory special! He grabs onto Cobryn's leg and pitches him back over his shoulders into The Revolution Blues!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
(The Arco Arena is deafening as Andrew Sinclair climbs up to the top turnbuckle and comes off with another Bombs Away Kneedrop]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
(The Sacramento fans leap to their feet in celebration as well as The Un-Stable! "Monkey Man" by The Rolling Stones plays as Robert Hunglestien III grabs the Hardkore World Championship belt off of Ron De La O's table]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair has done the impossible tonight here in his hometown!
Phil Blauer: (can't hear) What??
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 25 minutes 23 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ANDREW 'GONZO' SINCLAIR!!!"
(Andrew Karnage, Adrian Tanner Jr., and Kilroy Evans hold a blood drenched Andrew Sinclair on their shoulders while the fans chant "SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!!" Robert Hunglestien III hands Andrew Sinclair his World Championship title belt. Sinclair kisses it and holds it over his head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair holds the most prestigious title belt in the World, one that has a lineage that goes back to 1987! He went through barbed wire, the Road to Helloween, and the immortal Cobryn to do it!
[The fans continue to chant "SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!!" While The Un-Stable celebrate in the ring. Cobryn sits in the corner in disbelief. Lucifer Jones comes down to the ring to collect him. He hands Cobryn his Six Man title belt and helps him back to the locker room]
Guillermo O'Bannon: What a show here tonight, we've witnessed history! Join us next month, where in Palm Springs. We will see the Wargames Match between The Society of the New Breed and The Un-Stable!!
(Fade out as The Arco Arena continues to chant "SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!!"]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hello, and welcome to Sacramento. Home of the Kings and our State Capitol in sunny California.
Phil Blauer: Where's Arnie?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Who?
Phil Blauer: (looking around) Schwarzenegger. He promised me he'd be here.
Guillermo O'Bannon: He promised the teacher's association he'd repay the millions he borrowed from the education fund.
Phil Blauer: Right, but I'm a famous person. Promises to me are like a blood bond. This sucks, I was all excited to show him my funny impersonation of his accent. Check this out, "PUMP (clap) You up."
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (removes his retainer) Very topical, sir. If I closed my eyes, I would swear it was him. But as you know, I'm afraid of the dark.
Phil Blauer: (puts his hand on Matt's shoulder) It's your daily fight, you brave, brave soldier.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (clutches his shoulder) He touched me!
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here in Sacramento, hometown boy, Andrew Sinclair will take on Cobryn after winning his shot at Hardkore Helloween.
Phil Blauer: When was that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Last month.
Phil Blauer: Was I there?
Guillermo O'Bannon: You were dressed as Natalie Holloway.
Phil Blauer: Doesn't sound like me. Dead chicks are more Boone's thing. Or at least so drunk they don't feel him dry humping them.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair shocked the World in Cleveland when he went through 31 other men in barbed wire. Can he do it again in front of his friends and family and win the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship?
Phil Blauer: Friends and family weigh you down. That's why I travel light. I'm even mean to my cable guy in case he gets any ideas. You stick your hand out to me and I'll cut it off and watch you bleed. (his cell phone rings, and Phil gives the "hang on" gesture) "Hello? Hey Mom..."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn is also still recovering from the huge fireball Death Gojira blew at him in Cleveland. We'll see if those injuries figure in at all. He was able to squeak by Tanjiro Kurokawa in Mexico City earlier this month. Then his stablemate Lucifer Jones puts his Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship on the line against Kilroy Evans. Kilroy has been chomping on the bit for a year to capture the Hardkore America title.
Phil Blauer: (on the phone) Why would the people at the home be stealing your pills, Ma? I can't come pick you up, I'm working. Yes, the thing where I talk over the wrestling...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones has been on fire these past few months, winning the Hardkore World Six Man title, the Hardkore Britain Championship, and successfully defending his Hardkore America title against Syberus and over in Hardkore Rocky Mountains against Mad Man Kozo.
Phil Blauer: I don't care was Mrs. Selznik's son is doing. I'm happy here. I wasn't crying at Thanksgiving, I...look Ma, your breaking up...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then Makoto Jupiter makes her return to the ring, taking on Tamara Sanchez. They wrestled last time in Denver, in a threeway dance with Xyrynth. That was the match where Tammy won the belt the first time. Tammy is a tough competitor, recently defeating Vampira when she traveled over to Hardkore Britain. Makoto Jupiter is a three time former champion, it'll be Tammy's toughest challenge to date.
Phil Blauer: No, Ma, what did Mrs. Selznik say about me at bridge yesterday? Really? She's the widow who's husband invented potted plants with the bad ticker right? Yeah, give her my number.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then a match I'm really looking forward to, The Un-Stable put their belts on the line against The Connection.
Phil Blauer: Hold on, Ma. The Connection? Who are they? And who did they blow to get a World title shot in their first match?
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Connection is Syberus and Adrian Tanner Jr.
Phil Blauer: Oooh. This'll be the first match since Cobryn shaved his head, I bet he looks all freakish and gay, like JoJo.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That was Cyrus.
Phil Blauer: What did I say?
Guillermo O'Bannon: At any rate, The Connection are the SWAT World Tag Team Champions and look to be the first ever team to hold both SWAT and Hardkore World's titles. But The Un-Stable have been on fire, winning their feud with High Maintenance during a climatic match in Hardkore Britain. They would love to pop a hole in the ballooning careers of The Connection. However, Syberus recently lost his Hardkore West Coast title belt to Soutter in an impromptu match in Hardkore Rocky Mountains. During that match he also cracked three ribs and bruised his sternum. It's not clear whether he'll be able to compete. Then the brutal feud between Tatsuya Arakawa and The Shootfighter that spans the globe continues in Sacramento.
Phil Blauer: (on the phone) Look Ma, I gotta go. Because I have to. No, I'm not gonna say it back. (sighs) I'm your little bunny wunny.
Yolanda Ando: He loves his mother. What a homo.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter: I've never wanted to be someone's mother so much in my entire life.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya and The Shootfighter have had a brutal 2/3 falls match in Los Angeles, a Brass Knuckles title match in Thailand, and now look to do the same here in Sacramento in a match where you have to beat your opponent into unconciousness.
Phil Blauer: It's like my interview with Russell Crowe.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then the bloody feud between The KGB and HOP continues in a steel cage match.
Phil Blauer: When will the Russians and the International House of Pancakes realize they have more to gain by working together than fighting?
Guillermo O'Bannon: New Hardkore West Coast Champion Soutter and James Fierce tore it up in UCW fighting alongside Kota and Legacy. Now their against them and we're in store for a classic. Then we have a rematch from Seattle, when Stan Wilson and Death Gojira face off in an I Quit Match. Gojira has last the past two matches, winning the Hardkore America title from him in Oakland. But I can't imagine either wrestler quitting.
Phil Blauer: I quit all the time. I don't even see myself making it through this intro.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Finally, we have a tag team match full of returning legends. The Microshocker caused Rated X to lose the Road to Helloween Match in Cleveland. Now he teams with "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson to take on Rated X and Tuxedo Mask.
("Strutter" by KISS hits as a lone spotlight follows Brandi as she steps through the entrance and looks at the crowd mainly the men who show their appreciation. She slowly walks down to the ring. She enters the ring and stands in the middle with the same spotlight on her as she hangs her head back and basks in the spotlight on her. She slowly and seductively eyes Ron Reid up and down as she backs to the corner]
Phil Blauer: That's the most action Ron's gotten since he lost the number to the escort service that still takes his action.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The last time we saw Brandi was in San Diego when she was involved in a tables, ladders, and chairs match with Vagabond. After Vagagond put her through a table, Tamara Sanchez got involved.
(Cut to a video dated San Diego 5/23/05]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vagabond reverses The Date {No Means No}, and sets her up for The Butterfly Dive off of the ladder through the press table!!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
(The audience chants "VAG-A-BOND!! VAG-A-BOND!! VAG-A-BOND!! VAG-A-BOND!! VAG-A-BOND!! VAG-A-BOND!!" as "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf plays through The Cox Arena)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vagabond gains a measure of revenge on Brandi tonight in this tables, ladders, and chairs match!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 13 minutes 35 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...VAGABOND!!!"
(Vagabond staggers up to her feet, hurt but victorious. Suddenly, enters the ring and picks up the chair. She cracks Brandi in the skull with it)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez is in the ring and doing some dirt with that chair. She throws the chair down and pulls her head into her legs. She drills Brandi's head into that chair with her own Date {No Means No} piledriver!!
(Crowd cheers, and Sanchez arranges a broken table over the wrist of Brandi. She takes the chair and drives the top of the chair into Brandi's elbow!! The fans wince at the sickening sight]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez getting a measure of revenge of her own, by attempting to break her arm if she hasn't already! She lifts up the chair again and slams it into the back of her elbow again!!
(Brandi rolls around the mat, clutching her limp arm to her side. Ron Reid tries to keep her still long enough to get medical treatment. The video fades back to Guillermo and Phil]
Phil Blauer: Whatever happened to Vagabond?
Guillermo O'Bannon: She left in protest when Lucifer Jones {No Means No} Domino.
Phil Blauer: Didn't she leave much after that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: She retroactively left in protest. At any rate, Brandi has recovered from her arm injury and is ready to get revenge with Tammy. She needs to win this one to get that though.
Yolanda Ando: Brandi wears spandex tights with "Brandi" on the back and a white sports bra.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is a Threeway Dance. Featuring first, from Sontag, Virginia; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing None of your damn concern...BRANDI!!!"
(The audience gives her a mixed reaction. "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks plays and Rain walks out. The Sacramento fans cheer her, as she walks down to the ring followed by Lonewolf McNeely]
Phil Blauer: Where do I remember him from?
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's Lonewolf McNeely. He had a promising start in Hardkore America before leaving to tend to his personal demons.
Phil Blauer: Nevermind. I thought it was Phoenix.
Guillermo O'Bannon: This is Rain's first try at wrestling full time, we'll see how she does against the veteran Brandi and Domino. She's got a good start, using the same music "Sexy" Anjanette Turner used during her 5 minute heel turn.
Phil Blauer: I remember that. Those were good times.
Yolanda Ando: Rain has an athletic build with long blonde hair and emerald green eyes. Wears red leather shorts with a bloody claw on the back of her shorts with a black leather top, fangs covering the front of her shorts.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Accompanied to the ring by Lonewolf McNeely; Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds...RAIN!!!"
(The Arco Arena gives her the first big pop of the night. Then "Domino" by KISS plays and Domino walks out to some cheers. Then "The Punisher" Dan Stein walks out and they're replaced by boos. ]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino looking to replace "Sexy" Anjanette Turner as the premiere women's wrestler in The Society of the New Breed. This would be a good step getting a shot at Tamara Sanchez in Palm Springs.
Phil Blauer: She and Dan Stein have a good relationship. It reminds me of me and whats-her-name?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein on a roll in Australia as well, recently defeating The Finn Twins with his partner Big Bad Bill at the Dandegong Arena.
Yolanda Ando: Domino wears a tight black one-piece with a snake-eyes domino each leg of her tights. She keeps her long brown hair tied up. Over it, she wears a rather used-looking black leather bomber coat with a snake-eyes domino on the back.
Phil Blauer: That jacket isn't the only thing looking a little used.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And accompanied to the ring by "The Punisher" Dan Stein; from Detroit, Michigan; Standing 5 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 150 pounds...DOMINO!!!"
(The crowd give her a round of applause. Ron Reid signals for the bell and all three woman eye one another warily. Then suddenly "Alive" by Saliva plays. The fans boo Tamara Sanchez walking down to the ring]
Phil Blauer: The Hardkore World Women's Champion is coming down to the ring!
Guillermo O'Bannon: She can have Boone's seat.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Hey!
Phil Blauer: Why are you gracing us with your presence Ms.Sanchez, or can I call you T-Chez?
Tamara Sanchez: Just call me nothing and shut your mouth!
Phil Blauer: (salutes) Will do, Nothin.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain armdrags Brandi across the ring. She ducks under a right hand by Domino and rolls her up into a backslide!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Domino gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain irish whips Domino into the ropes, but Domino comes back with a flying body press!
Tamara Sanchez: I didn't even know that this is a legal wrazzlin move.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Rain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The body press? Looks ok to me. Domino smacks Brandi in the face with a kneelift. Brandi ducks under a superkick, and whacks Brandi in the chest with a hard chop. Rain catches a few knife edge chops too.
(Brandi scoops Rain up and bodyslams her hard to the mat. Brandi front facelocks her, but Rain lifts her in a fireman's carry]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain spins her around into an airplane spin and dumps her on the mat.
Phil Blauer: Like John Cena and everyone in the 30's did before him.
Tamara Sanchez: He, keep my friend Cena outta this!
Phil Blauer: Right, "friends".
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain grabs Brandi by the arms and sticks her knee into her back with a surfboard. Brandi screams out in pain, but refuses to submit to Ron Reid.
(Domino bounces into the ropes and dropkicks Brandi in the face while Rain holds her in the surfboard! The crowd applauds]
Tamara Sanchez: Now that's something. C'mon Domino, break Brandi's weak bones.
Phil Blauer: Tamara testing out her new slogans for "Hardkore Takes On Osteoporosis."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino rakes Rain's eyes and then runs into the ropes for a flying body press, but Brandi intercepts her and powerslams her!
Tamara Sanchez: Damn.
(The Arco Arena boos. Brandi catches an oncoming Rain in a side suplex]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Rain gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi scoops Domino up and gives her a backbreaker. Rain runs up behind Brandi, grabs her by her ponytail and bulldogs her face into the canvas!
(The Sacramento fans applaud. Rain grabs her by her leg and turns her over into a single leg boston crab. She plants her foot and yanks back on Brandi's leg]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino steps over and takes Brandi's other leg and they're both giving her a boston crab!!
Phil Blauer: They're bending her in half! And she wasn't scheduled for that until our date later on!
Tamara Sanchez: Gee, you're a pervert.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Are you new?
Tamara Sanchez: Now they better hold on to this move until Brandi gives up.
(The Arco Arena applauds Brandi's predictament. Domino can't help herself and viciously yanks Rain to the mat by her hair]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino irish whips Rain into the turnbuckles. Brandi is back to her feet, and she & Domino take turns giving Rain alternating knees in the stomach.
(Brandi and Domino act like perfect ladies, politely allowing one another the space to ram their knee into Rain's stomach. Brandi gut wrench suplexes Rain out of the corner]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi stomps Rain in the head. She goes for another but Rain takes her over in a dragon screw legwhip. She parlays it into her Charge It STF!!
Tamara Sanchez: A mistake like this would never ever happen to me.
(The crowd applauds, and Ron Reid checks in to see if she wants to tap. Rain clamps down on her throat and pulls her up by the head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino smashes her knee into Rain's face to break up The Charge It! She hooks her up and suplexes Rain.
(Dan Stein mockingly applauds and Domino nods in his direction. She turns around into a savatte kick in the jaw by Brandi]
Tamara Sanchez: See, first they are friends, now they are enemies. It proves again that you better Don't Trust Anybody in this biz.
Phil Blauer: It's true. I'm still waiting to get that money back from Syberus he needed for new tights. I didn't even see him backstage. Is he...normally late or, what's the deal with that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi pulls Rain up and butterflies her arms. She double underhook suplexes her across the ring.
(Brandi blows a kiss to Lonewolf McNeely and then spanks her ass. The male fans hoot and whistle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi turns around into a spear by Rain!
Phil Blauer: Just in case Brandi wants to claim that Lonewolf is her baby daddy.
Tamara Sanchez: Never turn your back on someone, baby!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and Domino lifts Brandi up in a suplex. She backs the upside down Brandi into Rain's clutches backfirst. Rain comes off the second rope with a styles clash she calls The Fashion Statement!!
(The Arco Arena erupts and Rain flips her onto her shoulders with her legs]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Brandi gets her shoulder up)
Tamara Sanchez: Oh so close.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino catches Rain on the mat with an oklahoma roll!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain sits up and catches a dropkick in the mouth by Domino! Brandi comes from behind and bulldogs her into the mat!
(Brandi pulls Domino's head into her legs in a standing headscissors. She runs her hands up her own legs seductively, up to her breasts. She then pulls Domino upside down into a piledriver]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi drills Domino's head into the mat with the Date {No Means No}!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 8 minutes 34 seconds; DOMINO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY BRANDI!!"
Tamara Sanchez: Does she really call it Date {No Means No}? I think that's why she doesn't get a bf.
Phil Blauer: That and the scorching case of crabs.
(Domino rolls out of the ring, clutching her head. Dan Stein shakes his head at her, and spanks her ass to hurry up and get back to the locker room. Brandi waves at her from ringside and then turns around into a flying kneelift by Rain]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. She lifts Rain up by the hair and hooks her up into a fisherman's suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rain gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi irish whips Rain into the ropes but Rain comes back with a clothesline.
Tamara Sanchez: Whoever wins the match, she'll have no chance against me.
Phil Blauer: That works out great then.
(Rain climbs to the top turnbuckle and points to Lonewolf McNeely who tells her to hurry up and jump]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain comes off with a flying headbutt!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Brandi rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain irish whips Brandi into the ropes and lifts her up into a spinebuster but Brandi reverses it into a tornado DDT!
(The impact forces Rain up to her knees and then back down to her face. The Sacramento crowd jeers. Brandi lifts Rain up into a hanging suplex and walks her over to the ropes]
Tamara Sanchez: That's sooooo lame.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi hits a slingshot suplex on Rain! She climbs to the top rope and backflips into a moonsault but Rain puts her knees up!!
(The crowd cheers. Brandi staggers around the mat, clutching her stomach. Rain butterflies her arms]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain tosses her across the ring with a double underhook suplex! She steps through the ropes out on to the apron. She slingshots herself onto the middle of the top rope and comes off with a springboard spinning kick!
Tamara Sanchez: I wouldn't even give that a 4.1.
Phil Blauer: The crowd loves Rain!
Tamara Sanchez: You mean they love me.
Phil Blauer: Right. What did I say?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain tosses Brandi over the top rope to the Arco Arena floor below! Rain gets a running start and leaps over the top onto Brandi with a suicide dive!!
Tamara Sanchez: Ok now, how boring can this match become?
(The Sacramento fans chant "RAIN!! RAIN!! RAIN!! RAIN!! RAIN!!" Lonewolf McNeely helps Rain to her feet, and then she climbs to the top rope again]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain flips off the top with a corkscrew moonsault but catches nothing but guardrail!!
(The fans boo, and Lonewolf McNeely tends to her asking it where it hurts. Brandi pulls Rain up into a front facelock]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi DDTs Rain on the concrete!!
Phil Blauer: Ouch. On the upside, Lonewolf isn't gonna have to hear about her day at work. She won't remember any of it.
Tamara Sanchez: Now she even steals my Trademark. What the fuck?
Phil Blauer: The DDT on the concrete is your trademark? I think Jake the Snake has you beat by about a decade...and a rectum full of skag.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi rolls Rain back into the ring and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. She backflips into a moonsault!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi gives Rain a back suplex. She climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a flying body press but Rain catches her and delivers a powerslam!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Brandi kicks out)
Tamara Sanchez: Now why can't ref Slick Reid just end this match?
Phil Blauer: I like that, "Slick" Reid.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain kicks Brandi in the guts and drives her face into the mat with a rocker dropper!
(Rain pulls Brandi's head into her legs and then pulls her up into a folding powerbomb!! The Arch Arena pops and Ron Reid slides into position]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Brandi rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain double underhooks her arms and DDTs her head into the mat!!
(The audience loves the way Brandi's head rocks off the mat. Rain pulls Brandi up by the hair and irish whips her into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi ducks under the yakuza kick and german suplexes her!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rain rolls her shoulder up)
Tamara Sanchez: I think Brandi watched too many Benoit matches.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi crouches over her and batters her with several forearms to the face. She pulls her up to her feet and gives her a textbook suplex.
(The crowd boos. She pulls Rain up to her feet and swings her around into a hangman's neckbreaker! She hooks her leg.]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi headlocks Rain, but Rain pushes her off into the turnbuckles! Brandi staggers back into a hangman's neckbreaker by Rain! There's a reciept!
Tamara Sanchez: Now finally one of them gets her ass up and shows some good moves.
(The fans cheer and Rain climbs up to the top rope. Brandi pushes Reid into the ropes and it causes Rain to crotch herself on the top turnbuckle. Brandi climbs to the second rope]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi superplexes Rain and then rolls on top of her!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi lifts her up into a side suplex but Rain rolls up and takes her over into a head scissors takedown. She runs into the ropes and this time nails Brandi with the yakuza kick!
(Rain climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off into a dazzling corkscrew moonsault]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Brandi kicks out)
Tamara Sanchez: Give me a break.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain leaps on the middle of the top rope and springboards off but lands right into Brandi's superkick! Brandi gut wrenches her up onto her shoulder and then flips her to the side with an inside suplex.
Phil Blauer: Ouch. She didn't land right there.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi applies her Seduction dragon sleeper on Rain! Rain is flailing her arms trying to escape. She's kicking her feet out trying to loosen Brandi's iron grip.
(Ron Reid lifts Rain's arm but she keeps it up. Brandi pulls her up to her feet and then drops the back of her head on her knee!! She pins her]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Rain gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi climbs to the top rope but Lonewolf McNeely hops up on the apron and pulls her down by the leg!
(The crowd cheers. Rain climbs to the second rope and fireman's carries her up on her shoulders]
Tamara Sanchez: C'mon girl, make the pin! End this shame.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain samoan drops Brandi off the top rope!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Brandi kicks out)
(The fans give both ladies a standing ovation for such a good match. Rain climbs to the top rope again and 450 flips into an elbow drop]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The High Expense!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Brandi gets her foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain pulls Brandi up by her shoulder onto an argentinean backbreaker but Brandi falls on her feet behind her. Rain turns around and gets kneed in the stomach. Brandi pulls her up into the Date {No Means No} piledriver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
(The bell rings, "Strutter" by KISS plays and both ladies get another standing ovation. Brandi raises her arms in triumph]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Well, Tammy what do you think about facing Brandi in Palm Springs?
Tamara Sanchez: She doesn't stand a chance. When I'm done with her she'll be outta HKW just as fast as the last time.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: At 17 minutes 11 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...BRANDI!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: This was a great match Tammy, and at either rate, you have three very capable contenders provided you make it through Makoto Jupiter tonight.
Tamara Sanchez: Do you doubt that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Uh...no?
(Tammy shoves Guillermo, slings her Hardkore World Women's Championship belt over her shoulder and walks out]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up now is the return of two Hardkore legends against two veteran heels of the West Coast. Tuxedo Mask and Rated X team up for the first time against The Dark Ryderz Movement. Rated X came back like he normally does, ripping Rally a new one. But this time, someone actually did something about it. The Microshocker came down and put Rated X through a table to eliminate him from the Road to Helloween Match in Cleveland. Now Rated X calls an old enemy to team up with to take on Rally and The Shock.
("Block Rockin Beats" by The Chemical Brothers plays and "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson talks on his cellphone. Bad Boy King Kong and The Microshocker follow behind him]
Phil Blauer: The Microshocker showing some real improvement in the last few years. He does all the talking for this team. Like a gay Jimmy Hart to Rally's Earthquake. Well, a gayer Jimmy Hart.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally has been wanting to get his hands on Rated X for nearly four years. They were slated to wrestle for the Hardkore World Heavyweight title at Hardkore Helloween 2002 but the show never happened.
Phil Blauer: Those were Jonnie's XTC years. Very little got done except for the Palm Springs High School senior class. And sophmore class.
Yolanda Ando: Rally is a very dark Brazilian with dreadlocks and a few piercings. One in the ear, one in the nose, and over the eyebrow. He has a tattoo of a tiger on the back of his left shoulder and a few minor wrestling scars on the back. He wears a green capoeira gui with yellow trim. The Microshocker wears a shimmering silver body suit with a slit down the middle and the ass cut out.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first accompanied to the ring by Bad Boy King Kong; first from Seattle, Washington; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 200 pounds...THE MICROSHOCKER!! His partner is from Rio De Janiero, Brazil; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 241 pounds...'TIGERHEART' RALLY JACKSON!! They are THE DARK RYDERZ MOVEMENT!!"
(The Sacramento fans boo. Then "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot begins and Rated X walks out with the X Chair in his hand. Tuxedo Mask walks out with Eerie Von and Makoto Jupiter in tow and the Arco Arena erupts]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The fans missed them, but it's like they never left. Former Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion, Hardkore Nippon Western Pacific Champion, Hardkore Nippon Junior Heavyweight Champion, and Hardkore Nippon Tag Team Champion Tuxedo Mask is back here on the West Coast, teamed up with one of the most popular wrestlers ever to appear here. It's a reciepe for crowd pop better than "putting them on the glass".
Yolanda Ando: They're lucky my botched nipple peircing is still healing or I would put that to the test.
Phil Blauer: (shrugs) I'm game. The last time Tuxedo Mask was in a Hardkore World ring was in March 26, 2005 when he and Death Gojira were defeated in the semi-finals of the Hardkore World Tag Team Tournament at Palm Springs Punishment.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Actually, that was Fat Tux. Tuxedo Mask hasn't been seen since June 8th 2002, during that four star match with "Sweet" Richard Romero where he won the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title at Hardkore Hall in Palm Springs. Let's hope he starts where he left off.
Yolanda Ando: Tuxedo Mask is wearing a top hat and tuxedo with a black tie and tails, and white gloves. His face is covered by a ballroom mask. Rated X has on black trunks, black boots, and a black mask with a white X on it. His chest, arms, and back covered in Yakuza style tattoos.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And their opponents; first from Parts Unknown; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds...RATED X!! His partner is accompanied to the ring by Makoto Jupiter and his bodyguard, Eerie Von; Hailing from Tokushima, Japan; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 185 pounds...TUXEDO MASK!!"
(The Sacramento fans chant "Wel-come Back!! Wel-come Back!! Wel-come Back!! Wel-come Back!! Wel-come Back!!" Tuxedo Mask and Rally Jackson elect to start off for their teams]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson dropkicks Tux into the ropes and lands in a handstand. When Tux bounces back out Rally catches him with a rana!
(The Arco Arena boos. Tux gets back up and dusts himself off. Rally gives him an arrogant nod then runs in with a kawada kick. Tux ducks underneath it and runs Rally into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tux rolls Rally back with a reverse rollover crucifix headlock cradle!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Rally Jackson kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson right back up with a wrist clutch exploder!! He wraps up Tux's arms and flips over into a cattle mutilation!
(Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out. Rated X runs into the ring and stomps Jackson in his exposed bridged mid-section]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tuxedo Mask cradles Rally's leg and flips him with a perfectplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Rally Jackson gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally quickly rolls over to his corner and tags in The Microshocker. The Shock comes in and scoops Tux up on his shoulder before slamming him to the mat.
(The Microshocker pulls Tux's head into his legs but Tux blocks the piledriver. Tuxedo Mask back body drops The Shock behind him, then steps through the ropes out on to the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tuxedo Mask slingshots himself into a tornado DDT on The Microshocker!
(Tux rubs his butt because it wasn't a soft landing. He pulls The Shock's head into his legs and pulls him up for a powerbomb, but The Shock reverses it into a huracanrana]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker back on the attack and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Rated X runs over and pulls The Shock's leg down to crotch him! Tuxedo Mask springs to the second turnbuckle and gets under his legs. He drops back in an ocean cyclone superplex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rally Jackson stomps Tux in the stomach)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tuxedo Mask climbs to the top turnbuckle and corkscrew moonsaults into a rocker dropper!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker puts his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tux tags in Rated X. Rated X stomps The Shock's face with his heel and then kicks him right in the head with his steel toe.
Phil Blauer: Ew, that last one split him open.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X crouches over Tuxedo Mask and gives him several knuckle shots to the forehead breaking his head open even wider.
(Rated X bites The Microshocker's forehead opening up the wound even more and follows with more closed fists and sharp elbows to his laceration]
Guillermo O'Bannon: With a fist full of blood soaked hair Rated X drives him face first into his knee twice, then finishes up with a big punch that sends him to the mat.
Phil Blauer: Bad Boy King Kong slides The Microshocker that laptop computer!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Computer?
Phil Blauer: The computer has a name?
(The Microshocker hides the computer in his chest while Rated X pulls him up by his blood soaked hair. He swings around and catches Rated X on the chin with the laptop]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker pulls Rated X's arms up in a butterfly then gives him the Shockdegree facefirst piledriver!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off and drives his ass into Rated X's chest with a butt bomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker tags in Rally Jackson. The Shock hits Rated X low while Rally bounces into the ropes and takes him out with a lariot!
Phil Blauer: The Dark Ryderz Movement showing some double team prowess from their time from teaming with one another.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally waits for X to get back up and smacks him upside the head with a backflip kick!
(The Sacramento fans boo Rally. Rally pulls him up in a waistlock but Rated X back elbows him. He rolls him up in an inside cradle]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Rally Jackson kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X irish whips Rally but Rally reverses it and shoots him into the ropes. He dips down for a backdrop but X catches him looking and spins him around into a hangman's neckbreaker!
(The crowd cheers as Rally clutches the back of his neck. Jackson gets up and backs into a corner where Rated X lays into him with some karate chops]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X tagging Tux with a cavalcade of chops. He tags in Tux but keeps Rally inside the corner. That last chop sends Jackson onto his ass. Rated X irish whips Tux into a cartwheel handspring bronco buster!!
(The Arco Arena erupts and Tux says "Yeah." then flashes a victory signal to the camera. He pulls Rally up into a crotch-tie. He pumphandles Rally up but Jackson lands on his feet behind Tux]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson german suplexes Tuxedo Mask! He rolls it up into a tiger suplex! He rolls it up into a full nelson then delivers The Great Gospel dragon suplex with a bridge!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tuxedo Mask rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tux is barely up before Jackson tags him with a shining wizard kick! He pulls Tuxedo Mask up into a burning hammer but Tux reverses it into a bulldog!
(The audience comes alive. Tuxedo Mask climbs to the top rope and backflips into an X factor, driving Rally's face into the mat! He grabs Jackson by his dreads and atomic drops Rally's groin on the rope]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tux steps on the middle of the second rope and grabs Rally by the dreads. He bitch slaps him then dropkicks him to the floor!
(The crowd cheers Rally's awkward fall. Tuxedo Mask tags in Rated X. X rolls out of there and leans Rally's head against the ringpost]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs that chair and smashes Rally's skull while it's between a chair and a hard place!!
Phil Blauer: Now Rally's bleeding.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs the timekeeper's bell and smashes it into Rally's face!!
(The railing keeps Jackson from falling. Rated X drops the ringbell and DDTs Rally's skull into the bell on The Arco Arena floor!! The Sacramento fans chant "RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!"]
Guillermo O'Bannon: X rolls Rally back into the ring and slings his X Chair into the ring with him. He sets the chair up into the center of the ring and pulls Rally up in a powerbomb...but Rally rolls out of it on to his feet. Rally Jackson delivers a storm cradle driver on the standing chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jackson drills Rated X onto his head with a head & arms buster!! He pulls him up and drills his face into the mat with a styles clash!!
(Rally tags in The Microshocker. The Shock waistlocks Rated X as Rally Jackson runs into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson mafia kicks Rated X in the chest and The Microshocker german suplexes him backwards!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The bloody Microshocker irish whips Rated X into the ropes and powerslams him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock lifts Rated X up high and drives his skull into the mat with an F3 brainbuster!! He climbs up to the top rope but Eerie Von gets up on the apron and pushes him off to the mat below!
(The Sacramento fans cheer. Rated X sets The Microshocker's throat on the bottom rope and sticks his knee against the back of his head. He pulls on the second rope for leverage]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters laying in the count. If Rated X doesn't break this by 5 he could be disqualified.
Phil Blauer: But that shot with the ring bell was kosher?
Guillermo O'Bannon: He tosses The Shock through the ropes to the floor below. He follows him out there and grabs his X Chair. He puts the top of the chair against The Microshocker's throat and chokes him with it.
(Rated X drives the top of that chair into The Microshocker until Rally comes over and chases him off. Rally helps his friend up to his feet and gets clubbed in the back with The X Chair]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X headlocks The Shock, gets a running start and bulldogs his throat on the guardrail!
(Rated X rolls into the ring and tags in Tuxedo Mask. Rally Jackson pulls a blood covered Microshocker to his feet. Tuxedo Mask bounces into the ropes and carthwheels into a backflip over the ropes onto both Rally Jackson & The Microshocker]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tuxedo Mask hits both members of The Dark Ryderz Movement with a space flying tiger drop!! He fireman's carries The Microshocker up on his shoulders and then TKO's his throat onto the railing!
(Tuxedo Mask rolls The Microshocker back into the ring. Tuxedo Mask climbs to the top turnbuckle and does a handstand on it. He spins around into a pummel horse and backflips]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker rolls out of the way of The Tuxedosault!! Tuxedo Mask can barely get up before The Shock hits him with an Escape X factor!
(The Microshocker applies an STF on Tuxedo Mask. He pulls up on Tux's head while wrenching his head to the side. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap. Tux refuses. The Arco Arena roots him on]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X steps in to interfere but Mike Peters cuts him off at the pass. While his back is turned, Rally Jackson does a little tap dance on Tux's head. Peters sees it and shoos Rally out of the ring, while The Microshocker continues to cinch in the STF.
(Tux screams back at Rated X "Stop helping!" The Microshocker pulls Tuxedo Mask up and drops him in an F2 neckbreaker. He tags in Rally Jackson and applies a double chicken wing on Tux]
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bleeding Rally Jackson bounces into the ropes and whacks an unprotected Tuxedo Mask with a stiff kawada kick to the face! Rally grabs Tuxedo Mask and inverted facelocks him. He steps up on the second rope and spins off with a tornado inverted DDT!! Rally makes the pin while The Shock places a boot on his back from outside the ring.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Tuxedo Mask rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally applies another inverted facelock and applies a dragon clutch!! He plants his feet and bends Tux's head & neck backwards.
(The Arco Arena jeers Rally Jackson as he bleeds down his gui, pulling back on Tuxedo Mask's head. Tux is finally able to crawl over and grab the second rope]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Peters forces Rally to break the dragon clutch. Tuxedo Mask gets up and slaps Rally right in his bloody face! Rally slaps Tux right back!
(Tuxedo Mask is shocked and tries to kick Rally, but he catches his foot. Tux nails an enziguri roundhouse kick! Tuxedo Mask front facelocks Jackson, and hammerlocks his right arm. He grabs Rally's left arm and spins him into an inverted facelock with it, then promptly drop them in a seated reverse DDT]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tux delivers The Masquerade DDT!! He climbs to the top turnbuckle, poses, and then flips into a corkscrew 450 splash!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rally Jackson kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tux tags in Rated X. Rated X runs in with a chain around his fist!
Phil Blauer: Where'd he get that from? Boone?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (momentarily takes his eyes off of Makoto Jupiter's tits) I can't watch him all of the time! (goes back to her tits)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X bashes Rally in the face with that big ball of steel around his fist!! Another shot opens up a competing laceration on the other side of his head!
Rated X requests a chair and Eerie Von tosses him one. Rated X swings for the fences at Rally's head and bends the frame on his skull]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rally Jackson kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X goes for a suplex but Rally blocks it. He reverses with a suplex of his own and SSD piledrives him!!
Rally irish whips Rated X into the corner. He cartwheels into a tidal wave kick to Rated X's face. Before X can stumble out Rally Jackson backdrop drivers him onto his head]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2..(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally tags in The Microshocker. The Shock gives Rated X a side backbreaker while Rally Jackson climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He backflips into a shooting star elbow drop while X is still on The Shock's knee!!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker pulls Rated X up into an F1bomb!! He climbs to the top rope and frog splashes him!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock tries to pull him up by the mask, but Rated X fires back with a sharp elbow smash to the face. He lifts The Microshocker up into a torture rack and flips him facefirst into a Palm Springs Driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sets the chair up in the center of the ring and pulls a bloody Microshocker up in front of it. He spins him around into a hangman's neckbreaker smacking the back of his head against the back of that chair!!
(The audience roars as The Microshocker clutches the back of his head. Rated X tags in Tuxedo Mask. Tux twists The Microshocker's arms and double jumps to the middle of the top rope]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tuxedo Mask hops off the ropes into a helicopter Tuxicanrana!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tux pumphandles The Microshocker up into a juvi driver called The Rosegarden that he borrowed from Prince Saffire from Hardkore Canada!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tux goes for a Tux, Rattle, and Roll but The Microshocker backdrops out of it. He pulls Tux's head into his legs and drills his skull into the mat with a piledriver!!
(The Microshocker pulls Tuxedo Mask's head into his legs again and lifts him up into an inverted powerbomb!! He reaches over and tags in Rally Jackson. He electric chairs Tuxedo Mask up onto his shoulders]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson knocks Tux off The Shock's shoulders with a springboard doomsday device!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tuxedo Mask kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star senton!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tuxedo Mask kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The bloody Rally fireman's carries Tux onto his shoulders. He walks him over to the corner and sits him on the top turnbuckle. He grabs him by the legs, tucks Tux's head, then walks him into the center of the ring for a muscle buster!!
(The crowd jeers and boos Rally Jackson, he whips the blood and braids out of his face and reveals a sadistic smile. Rated X tosses a chair at Rally's head but he catches it]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tuxedo Mask runs into the ropes, hops on to the middle of the second rope. He asai moonsaults into the chair Rally's holding, knocking it into his head!!
(Tuxedo Mask irish whips Rally Jackson into the turnbuckles. Tuxedo Mask does to handsprings into a huracanrana!! Tux applies a cobra clutch on Rally Jackson]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tuxedo Mask drills Rally Jackson onto his head with a Tuxplex '99!!
(The fans are on their feet. Tux tags Rated X in. X inverted facelocks Rally and lifts him up into a reverse suplex]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X hits The Black Out!! He double underhooks Jackson up and lifts him up over his shoulder. He drives jackson's skull into the mat with the RU486!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
("Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and the audience goes wild. The Microshocker runs in and Rated X DDTs his head into Rally's face]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 23 minutes 38 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, TUXEDO MASK & RATED X!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: The unlikely pairing of Tuxedo Mask and Rated X are victorious tonight!
Rage Against the Machine blare out through the arena : NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY, YOU CANT STOP US NOW!
The Renegades of Funk intro is then faded out with "We Lie, We Cheat, We Steal" mixing in over the top of it and a red and black lowrider with "KGB" air brushed onto the bonnet comes bouncing out onto the rampway and down to ringside. James Fierce is driving with Mad Dog Soutter and The Shootfighter perched on the back seat pointing to the sky and showing there respect to Eddie G.
Guillermo O'Bannon : The KGB coming out and honouring Eddie, what a great show of respect.
Phil Blauer : Soutter in a lowrider? I thought every car that fat prick got in rode low to the ground.
Guillermo O'Bannon : Please Phil, a bit of respect.
The KGB get out of the car and head into the ring Soutter pulling out a mic.
Paul Soutter : "Ok, now that Hardkore's Worlds version of the legends tour is over, its time for both yours and our favourite part of the show. That Powerslam Challenge!
Thats right, next month we may see Tux or Rally facing off with the likes of Hacksaw Jim Duggan or Goldust. But right now ... its Powerslam time, and i like it like that!
Soutter adjusts the West Coast title draped over his shoulder, yes, thats right, the West Coast title.
Ohhh ... some of you may be wondering what i am doing with this belt. Well, i took a little juant down to Rocky Mountain country last week, you know, SWAT business, and thought while i was there i may as well drop by and have a look at the Hardkore World house show. You know, show my face, keep my name up there with the guys, and what did i see. The mighty Syberus out there running his mouth throwing out open challenges. None of them Rocky kids wanted anything to do with him, so i thought, why not?
And here is the result. 12 minutes, three cracked ribs and a bruised sternum later, and Syberus's big mouth is shut. Of course not permanently, that would be impossible. He will be back, proclaiming this and that. And when he is, i'll be ready and waiting. Thats right Syby. Anytime any place! You want a rematch ... you got it! Just say the word and i'll happily break the rest of your ribs.
But now onto more pressing and important matters ... who out there in the back has the balls to step up and face the terror known as .... The Powerslam!
"Alive" by Saliva plays. The fans boo Tamara Sanchez walking down to the ring
Phil Blauer: The Hardkore World Women's Champion is coming down to the ring!
She finally grabs a mic and it seems like she wants to explain it to us.
Tammy : Now ya all know that Soutter spoke out this HUGE challenge. Thousands of bucks only to escape from his cover after his powerslam. Now ya know I thought to myself "I am the best female wrestler around this shitty fed, I'm better than most of the men here, well at least better than most of the weakest men here." And what I saw at the last show was more than week. I couldn't believe or well, I still can't believe that it's impossible to overcome this OH-SO-WONDERFUL-DESTROYING-POWERSLAM of him. So again I thought to myself "Why not trying it?" I don't even want Soutter's fucking money, I'm rich enough. It's all about prestige and power. Wait a second, I even have that allready. Well, then it's just for fun, cuzz everyone knows I can NEVER EVER get enough of this.
Soutter : Shootfighter ... would you care to translate that for us?
Shootfighter with a blank expression on his face ... Suit looks to Fierce who shrugs his shoulders mouthing "dont ask me".
Soutter : Look Tammy. In case you have a hearing problem ... i said anyone with the balls! You ... contrary to rumour in the back ... dont have any balls!
Tammy crotch chops herself pointing at Suit and telling him to hurry up and get on with it.
Soutter : You dont understand Tammy ... this is the Powerslam ... it knows not whether you are male or female ... The Powerslam has a mind of its own and there is no way you can stand up to the destruction that is bound to ensue!
Tammy slaps Suit hard across the face and Soutter snaps ... grabbing a handful of her hair and brutally hoisting her up onto his shoulder.
Phil Blauer : What about the powder ... thats my favourite part ... how can he perform the Powerslam without his pre Powerslam routine?
Soutter walks around the ring with Tammy up on his shoulder working the crowd ... and then ... BOOM! .... plants her hard to the mat with a crushing powerslam.
Suit then moves across next to Shootfighter and Fierce ... who also look a bit upset about the pre match ritual being skipped, James waiting by with the chair and Shootfighter with the powder.
Referee Lloyd Braun starting his count.
Lloyd Braun : 1 ................. 2 ................. 3 .................. (Tammy starts to make her way to her feet) .... 4 .... (Tammy gets back to her feet and WHAM! .... is crunched by a brutal chair shot from James Fierce.)
Lloyd Braun : 5!!!!
Soutter : There you have it folks ... the might of the Powerslam is unstoppable ... man, women or child ... it knows no bounds!
James Fierce moves across and picks up Tammy and drills her with the Kryptonite Neck Breaker as Shootfighter slides a table into the ring. Soutter and Fierce set up the table and James then lifts Tammy up to Soutter who is now ontop of the table.
Soutter then gets Tammy in the pump handle position, crudely dry rooting her limp body. He then lifts her up onto his shoulder with the pump handle and proceeds to send her crashing through the table with a devastating Soutter Special sit out viagra driver!
Phil Blauer : The power of the Powerslam leaving the Womens champ in a heap there Gerry!
Guillermo O'Bannon : The KGB are animals! This is just not on!
Soutter : Next month i expect a more worthy challenger ... you are forewarned ... as for you House of Pain ... later tonight you have to get in a cage with Fierce and myself ... good luck ... your going to need it!
Suit drops the mic and Renegades of Funk hits as the KGB make there way to the back.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tonight we get another chapter to a fierce feud here in Hardkore America. Stan "The Tank" Wilson and Death Gojira.
Phil Blauer: These two have nearly killed each other in two towns. Will this Sacramento be the site where one of these monsters gets the job done?
(Cut to video with a graphic that says Oakland 11/4/04]
(Stan shoots Gojira into the ropes and lifts Gojira into a big sidewalk slam, but Gojira wiggles out of it and reverses it into a tornado DDT, crunching Stan's skull.)
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira sheepishly rolls into the ring with that empty root beer bottle after belching louder than the time El Hombre Murcie L'ago spiked "Triple C" Justina America's martini with one of those fart pills. Stan's up on his feet, but Gojira smashes the bottle on Stan's face! The bottle shattered, there's glass everywhere!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira has Tux's motorized scooter in the ring, but why? Gojira picks up the scooter and tosses it at Stan as he attempts to get up! Tux is horrified!
(Gojira headlocks Stan and brings him over to the scooter, then Russian leg sweeps him onto it! Stan's massive size crushes the scooter, sending pieces of it everywhere! The audience chants "Hardkore WORLD!! Hardkore WORLD! Hardkore WORLD!")
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(Gojira puts the basket upside down on Stan's head, then springboards off the ropes into a flying bulldog on Stan, smashing his bleeding face against the steel reinforced basket!)
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(Stan gets up and Gojira rushes him with the barbed wire wrapped chair again, but Stan boots the chair into Gojira's face!)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Stan elbows Gojira, then irish whips him into the ropes. Gojira returns to a tiltawhirl backbreaker!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Wilson has Death Gojira in the crosshairs of his infamous Chokeslam. He lifts Gojira high in the air...but Makoto Jupiter slides the barbed wire wrapped chair into the ring?! Death Gojira reverses it into a DDT on the Monster Chair!!
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(Stan Wilson is the first to his feet, blood streaming down his front. Death Gojira splashes some of the rubbing alcohol in Stan's eyes! Wilson covers his eyes and goes down to one knee in agony. Gojira takes a swig of the alcohol)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira threw alcohol in Stan's eyes and he's helpless, like a baby with a big dick!
(Gojira lights the lighter then blows a fireball in Stan's face!! Ladies in the audience gasp and scream at the horror)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira breathes fire into the face of the Hardkore America Champion!!
(Stan clutches his face, his bloodcurdling screams piercing the silence of The Oakland Arena. Gojira picks up his barbed wire wrapped chair)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira smashes that chair across Stan's face!! Again! One more time across his skull!
Referee David Grey: 1...2...3!!!
(The Oakland Arena leaps to their feet, cheering the new champion, and dancing to "RaR! Part One" by DJ Cheese. Makoto Jupiter grabs the Hardkore America title belt off Ron De La O's timekeeper table)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira wins the Hardkore America title! Thanks to that barbed wire chair...
Phil Blauer: Don't forget the fire, Scarecrow. Jeez, and I'm the one who got the pay cut.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 33 seconds...THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...AND NEW HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...DEATH GOJIRA!!"
(Video cuts to a graphic that says Seattle 4/17/05 "King of All Monsters Match"]
(Gojira picks up his Goji Chair and runs at Stan, but Wilson catches him with a Black Hole Slam onto the Seattle Petting Zoo!! Gojira squashes little miniature goats, pigs, & rabbits)
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira climbing up that Space Needle and getting closer to the top...Stan is up and grabs Gojira by the throat! He chokeslams Gojira on to his knee!!
(Gojira writhes around the streets, and Stan mockingly "Ree-ornk"s him)
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(Gojira sighs then motions to Stan, offering Taylor to him. Stan bows his head in thanks then chokeslams Taylor through a building!! Gojira tries to sneak up on Stan but Stan catches him and flapjacks his face into the Seattle Aquarium)
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(Gojira grabs onto Stan's head and pulls him off the tower with a super neckbreaker onto the burning buildings!! The building Stan lands on contains pyros and explodes when he lands on it!! Stan clutches his back and rolls around the asphalt, screaming)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira drops Stan on that burning building that contained some sore of explosive, and it went up when The Tank crashed through it!!
Phil Blauer: Hit it, boys!
Japanese singers: "Go-ji-ra!! GO-JI-RA!!"
(With his last ounce of strength, Gojira climbs up the Space Needle and grabs the plushie!! The fans can be heard inside The Key Arena cheering)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira has retrieved the Minya doll and won the match!
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: "At 11 minutes 29 seconds; THE KING OF ALL MONSTERS...DEATH GOJIRA!!!"
(Fade out to modern day Arco Arena. The lightsbegin to flicker as thunderous footsteps are heard echoing from the PA system. Fans rise to their feet and begin to cheer loudly as suddenly the lights go off and Godzilla's roar booms across the arena, causing several sparks to go off from the ceiling. "Godzilla's Theme" by Akira Ifukube begins to play as a giant pyro in the shape of a mushroom cloud explodes near the entrance ramp. When the smoke clears, Death Gojira appears, letting loose an defiant SKREEOOOORNGHK!. Eerie Von, Fat Tux, Makoto Jupiter and Tuxedo Mask follow behind him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here comes Death Gojira, fresh from nearly burning Cobryn to death and leaving him to die.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: According to unconfirmed reports Gojira could have been collecting on a hit put on Cobryn by ex-girlfriends to do just that. Angel could not be reached for comment. You can read the full story plus numerous pop-ups from my website swantonnews.com.
Phil Blauer: I just might Matthew. I just recieved a new laptop thanks to my insurance company. You see, I recently lost my laptop along with all of my belongings in the Hurricane Katrina ravaged portions of Rancho Mirage, California. But the good people at All State...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Katrina hit the Gulf Coast, Phil. Like New Orleans?
Phil Blauer: Hmm, looks like they don't check those forms over too well. (shrugs) Eh, either way. This baby has all the bells and whistles. Plus it notifies me of any late breaking news updates.
Laptop Computer: (bling) You Have Porn!
Phil Blauer: Still trying to work out the kinks. That's supposed to say "You Have Mail."
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Press F9.
Yolanda Ando: Gojira wears some tightly wrapped bandages around his face, chest and arms. Gojira's eyes are now maroon, serpentine, and terrifying. Gojira wears a Haori Japanese Vest over his chest with long black shorts and boots. On the back of his Haori is the symbol for Godzilla, with the Japanese characters for "Hageshiimaru" encircling it.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is an I Quit Match with a 30 Minute Time Limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by The Cupcake Crew; from Monster Island, Japan; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 240 pounds...DEATH GOJIRA!!!"
(The Sacramento fans cheer. Then "Go To Sleep" by Eminem, Obie Trice, and DMX plays and the audience boos. Stan makes his entrance, and jogs lightly in place in order to warm up. He walks down to the ring ignoring the ugly jeering crowd and steps over the top rope to get into the ring. He holds his SWAT World Championship belt up in the air]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson holds one of the biggest prizes in wrestling right now, the SWAT World Championship. He's looking to show that he's not only the top wrestler there, but here as well. He'll prove that if he can defeat the man who's defeated him twice in a row, Death Gojira.
Phil Blauer: This is the man who put Bruno out of wrestling. Or was that his parole officer?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan doesn't look happy. He lost by disqualification to perenial Aussie jobber Killer, and has to face Nick Collyer at the New Year's Nightmare PPV for the SWAT World Heavyweight title if "The Punisher" Dan Stein can't defeat Collyer at the next No Man's Land.
Yolanda Ando: Stan wears black leather trunks with the words "Big Tank" embroided on the back, and an image of a small tank on the front. Black elbow pad, as well as black wrist tape on the left arm. Black hand and wrist tape on The Chokeslam Hand. Black kneepads, with ankle length black leather boots to complete the outfit.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Birmingham, Alabama; Standing 6 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 325 pounds; He is The Current SWAT World Heavyweight Champion...STAN 'THE ICON' WILSON!!!"
(The Sacramento crowd jeers. He takes the advantage of Gojira talking to Ron Reid to get a running start]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan whacks Gojira with a boot so hard he flies over the top rope to the apron!! Stan pulls Gojira up to his feet on the apron, and tries to suplex him back in, but Gojira hooks his feet around the second rope.
(Wilson tries to suplex him but Gojira continues to clutch the second rope. Gojira catches Wilson with a couple jabs, and then springboard suplexes Stan off of the second rope over the ropes to the floor!!! The Arco Arena erupts and chants "GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!!"]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira used all of this strenghth to take The Icon over the ropes with that suplex! Wilson staggers to his feet but ducks a right hand by Gojira. He belly to back suplexes Gojira on the concrete!!
Laptop Computer: (bling) You Have Porn!
(Stan climbs up on the apron and waits for Gojira to get to his feet. Wilson comes off the apron and flying clotheslines him into the railing!! The crowd boos him and Stan sneers. He snatches The Goji-Chair away from Fat Tux]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan sets that chair up on the floor. He pulls Gojira up in a powerbomb but Makoto Jupiter splits Stan's uprights with a low blow! Gojira wriggles free and climbs up to the apron. He comes off with a spinning scissors kick to the back of Stan's head, smashing it into the seat of the Goji-Chair!!
(The audience restarts their "GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!!" chant. Death Gojira butterflies Stan's arms and sweeping double underhook DDTs his head onto The Arco Arena floor]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von pulls the steel steps out into the center of the ringside area. Gojira climbs up to the apron, while Eerie Von positions Stan's face over the steps. Gojira comes off the apron and legdrops the back of Stan's head into those steel steps!!
(The "GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!!" chants ring through The Arco Arena. Stan now has a cut over his eye from the steps. Gojira rolls him under the ropes into the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira butterflies Stan's arms and attempts to lift him but no-go. Wilson flips him over his back and then whips him forward into an alabama slammer!!
(Stan wipes some of the blood out of his eyes and then drops an 325 lbs elbow across Gojira's face. He lifts him up into a hanging vertical suplex]
Phil Blauer: Stan drops that big suplex on Gojira and DG patiently waiting for all the blood to leave his head.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan scoops Gojira up and running powerslams his back into the turnbuckles!
Laptop Computer: (bling) You Have Porn!
Phil Blauer: Wow, look at her. Guillermo, isn't that the girl you asked to marry you? The one on the right, with the funnel in her mouth?
(Phil slides the laptop over to Guillermo. Guillermo quickly slides it back]
Guillermo O'Bannon: No, Phil. Stan irish whips Gojira into the ropes but Gojia ducks The Big Boot and spins around into a crucifix neckbreaker! Gojira ties Wilson's arm behind him and applies a chicken wing crossface. Ron Reid puts the mic to Stan's mouth.
Referee Ron Reid: Uhhhh, so do ya quit, Stan?
Stan Wilson: "Arggghhh! Ahhh! NO!"
Referee Ron Reid: Okey doke.
(Gojira pulls back on Wilson's neck and wrenches his arm up. He ties his legs up with Wilson's and drops back into a legsweep]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira irish whips Stan into the ropes and then waits for him on the second rope with hart attack clothesline! Gojira attempts to scoop Stan up, but he's too big. Stan pounds on Goji's back with thunderous forearm smashes to his back.
(Stan Wilson squeezes Gojira in a bearhug. Gojira screams in agony as he's squeezed between an Icon and a hard place]
Referee Ron Reid: So do ya quit, Gojuh-...Giji...D.G.?
Death Gojira: "Reeee-ork!! SKRREEE-ANK!!"
Referee Ron Reid: Doesn't sound like I Quit. That's what they told me. I can't do anything other than what they told me.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wilson with that crushing bearhug. He irish whips Gojira into the ropes and drops Gojira across his back with a sidewalk backbreaker!!
(The Sacramento fans boo. Stan steps on Gojira's throat and balances his 300 pounds plus on it while Gojira clutches Stan's boot. The boos in The Arco Arena get louder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wilson shoots Gojira into the ropes and floors him with a flying shoulderblock! He grabs Gojira by the throat, and lifts him high up in the air.
(Stan points at Eerie Von and chokeslams Gojira into the mat!! Gojira quickly rolls out of the ring. The boos from the Sacramento crowd are deafening as Stan anatagonizes them. Fat Tux gets onto the apron and begins distracting Stan Wilson]
Laptop Computer: (bling) You Have Porn!
Phil Blauer: Oooh, Asians. Their like real women, but genetically engineered for sex. I read about it in Lactating Mamas.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan pulls Fatty into the ring and sets him up to go for a ride with that chokeslam!
Phil Blauer: HEY!!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira takes Phil’s new laptop computer and smashes it into the back of Stan’s head!!
Phil Blauer: I was in the middle of downloading some hot...news!!
(The laptop shatters, and Stan staggers. Gojira quickly drops the computer in front of Stan and bulldogs him onto the remains]
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I can be your laptop. Bling! You have porn.
Phil Blauer: (sinks his face into his hands and pouts) It's not the same.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fat Tux grabs The Goji Chair but Death Gojira grabs Fat Tux by the head and climbs to the second turnbuckle. Gojira tornado DDT's Fat Tux's head with the chair in his hands into Stan's face!!
(The Sacramento fans cheer. Gojira inverted facelocks Stan and drops a reverse DDT! Tuxedo Mask tosses him his Goji Chair. Death Gojira sets the chair up in the center of the ring and sets Stan up for a cradle suplex]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira fisherman's suplexes Stan's back on that standing barbed wire wrapped chair!!
(Gojira pulls a bloody Stan up and irish whips him into the ropes. Stan comes back with a flying lariot that nearly takes Goji's head off with! The crowd boos. Gojira falls against the ropes and signals the Cupcake Crew. Eerie Von takes a table and bridges it between the apron & guardrail]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan on the comeback trail. He's battering Gojira about the face with right hands.
Phil Blauer: Tuxedo Mask just lit that table on fire! The skinny one!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan goes to clothesline Gojira over the ropes onto the table, but Gojira armdrags him through the ropes through that burning table!!!
(The fans chant "GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!! GO-JI-RA!!" A bloody Stan rolls around ringside, clutching his back & shoulders. Gojira jumps up to the second rope on the outside and waits for Stan to get up]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira leaps off the second for a tornado DDT but Stan catches him in mid-air and gives him a spinebuster on the concrete!!
(The audience boos as a crimson masked Stan pulls Gojira's head into his legs. He mocks Lashley's signal then delivers a dominator on the floor]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan just drove Gojira facefirst on the arena floor. He pulls Gojira up onto the apron and stands up there as well. He full nelsons Gojira. Ron Reid runs over to hand him the mic, but doesn't get there in time as Stan lifts Gojira up and full nelson slams him off the apron on The Arco Arena floor!!!
(The crowd pops at the sound of Gojira's back hitting the concrete. Stan does the "Bang Bang" with his fingers then runs along the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira rolls out of the way of an elbow drop off the apron!! He grabs Stan by the tights and rams him into the railing so hard, his head goes through the rungs!
(Makoto Jupiter hands Gojira his Goji Chair and he steps over the railing into the audience. He gets in a golf stance and wiggles his butt]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira backswings and...
Phil Blauer: Up...hooked it.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira smashes the chair into Wilson's head so hard it puts his head back out through the rungs. He rolls Stan back in under the ropes and Eerie Von pulls a spool of barbed wire out from under the ring!
(The audience buzzes with anticipation as Fat Tux cuts a long strand of barbed wire off. He hands it to Gojira]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira wraps the barbed wire around Stan's face & neck and pulls it back tight!!
Referee Ron Reid: Uh...Hey, Uh...Stan do ya quit?
Stan Wilson: "Ahhh!!! God!! He's ripping my face, disqualify him!!!"
Referee Ron Reid: Uh...okey doke. Wait, I can't. I think you can only quit.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan grabs the barbed wire and flips Gojira over! He irish whips Gojira into the ropes and tiltawhirls him up on his shoulder then running powerslams him!!
(Stan stomps Gojira's knee over & over. He braces himself against the ropes and brings his heavy foot down on his knee repeatedly. He pulls Gojira up and irish whips him into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan catches him on the way back with a black hole slam!! He whips Gojira into the ropes, but Gojira hops on the middle of the second rope and backflips into an asai reverse DDT!!
(The crowd comes alive. Gojira pulls The Icon’s legs over to the corner post. Gojira will then lock in a figure-four leg lock using the post]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira locks on a ringpost figure four!!
Referee Ron Reid: Uh...so Stan, whattya think? Quit? No? Yes?
Stan Wilson: "Ow!! Ah!! No! No!"
(As Gojira holds the lock, Eerie Von takes a 2x4 into Stan’s knees! The crowd roars as Eerie takes crack after crack to Stan's twisted legs]
Stan Wilson: "Ahh!! Ahh!! Look at Von you idiot!! Ow! Disqualify him!!"
Referee Ron Reid: Your not the boss of me.
Phil Blauer: That's what Stan gets for pushing Ron around last month. Retiribution like that hasn't been seen since Ron left my bathroom like that when I asked him not to use the decrative soaps.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira lets go of the hold and wedges the 2x4 behind Stan’s knee and pulls it against the corner post to intensify the pain!
Stan Wilson: "Ahhh!!! Ow! No! No! I'M GONNA KILL YOU REID!"
Referee Ron Reid: (gulp) Uh...let the man up! Get rid of that 2xthingy Dark Gojina! What ya think we're running here? A circus."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira rolls back into the ring and hits an ace crusher on Stan!
(Gojira grabs the Goji-Chair and limps at Stan but Stan catches him in a flapjack and Gojira lands facefirst on his own chair!! Stan quickly lifts him into a fireman's carry]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan swings him around into an implant DDT!! He sticks Gojira's leg through his own chair. He climbs up on the second rope and leg drops Gojira's leg in that chair!!
(Gojira clutches his leg. Stan wraps up his leg in an inverted indian deathlock. Gojira does a push up when he realizes what's going on]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira in fits of agony, as the big man just looms over him.
Referee Ron Reid: What do ya say DG?
Death Gojira: "Reee-ornk!! Ah!!! Ah!!! My leg! My leg!!"
Stan Wilson: Ask him!
Death Gojira: "No!! Ahh!! Oh my god!!"
Stan Wilson: Quit or I'll break it!
Death Gojira: "Ahh!! Arghh!! I don't care!! Ahh!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gojira not looking like he's ever gonna quit, even if Stan breaks his leg. Makoto Jupiter runs in and starts tattooing Stan with some kicks!
(Stan no-sells the kicks and reaches out his huge paw and grabs Mako by the hair. He puts one hand on her chin and the other on the top of her head, while continuing to apply the inverted indian deathlock]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan's got both Mako and Gojira!
Stan Wilson: Quit or I'll break her neck! I'll do it, I'll snap her stem like a twig!"
Death Gojira: "Ahhh!! No! No! Ok, let her go! I Quit!!"
(Ron Reid signals for the bell and the audience boos. "Go To Sleep" by Eminem, Obie Trice, and DMX plays]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 12 minutes 24 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...STAN 'THE ICON' WILSON!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von hits the ring and rains punches down on a bloody Stan! Stan rolls out of the ring and snatches his SWAT World Championship. Tuxedo Mask climbs up on the top turnbuckle and hits Stan with a corkscrew moonsault on the floor!!!
(The Sacramento fans cheer and Stan Wilson jogs back to the locker room]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira looks like he has a broken leg there, but he seems to be more concerned with how Mako's doing.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the first ever Kenka Street Fight here on the West Coast.
Phil Blauer: The only rules? There are no rules.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Actually there are.
Phil Blauer: I stand corrected.
Guillermo O'Bannon: There are only two ways to win. Knockout or submission. No disqualification but also no interference. If the KGB or Tom Lux even appears at ringside, the match will be over.
Phil Blauer: But beyond that, THERE ARE NO RULES.
("TRIBE!" by Mad Capsule Markets plays and the audience boos. "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa walks down to the ring with the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Champion]
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here comes the first ever Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Champion. A title he won against the man he faces tonight, The Shootfighter in his home country.
Phil Blauer: Which is France.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa has won the last two of these, we'll see if he can make it a clean sweep. He's still gotta be mad about the attack in Mexico City by The Shootfighter and his manager Judge Death during his streetfight with Gozo Shioda.
Yolanda Ando: Tatsuya Arakawa wears blood red biker MMA style tights with Japanese lettering for "Saikyo Terrorist" on the rear in black. High black boots, Black TRACE kneepads and red wrist tape.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is a Kenka Streetfight. It will only end with a submission or if either compeititor cannot answer the count of 10. There is no disqualification unless either man is guilty of outside interference. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Shimo-tsuga-gun, Tochigi, Japan; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 261 pounds; He is the current HARDKORE NIPPON BRASS KNUCKLES CHAMPION...'THE SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA!!!"
(The Arco Arena gives him a mixed reaction. "Mortal Kombat" by The Immortals plays and the fans cheer. The Shootfighter walks out]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Here comes The Shootfighter. He recently shocked the World by joining up with his former blood rival, Paul Soutter and the KGB. He lost a great match in Vancouver to the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi in Hardkore Canada.
Phil Blauer: Canada? How's Commander Cody doing?
(The Shootfighter gets into the ring, takes off his robes slowly and glares at Arakawa with intense hate, rage and fury. Then he crosses his arms and continues to glare at Tatsuya]
Yolanda Ando: The Shootfighter wears knee length black wrestling tights, black wrestling boots, sharp studded forearm pads and a tight black robe with a red dragon on the back and wields a stainless steel singapore cane.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent is from Bangkok, Thailand; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds...THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!!"
(The Sacramento fans cheer. The Shootfighter and Arakawa circle one another]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter strikes first blood with some knife edges to Arakawa's throat! Another, and another.
Phil Blauer: Shootfighter chopping away like The Sierra Club's worst nightmare.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa answers with a flurry of stiff punches. The Shotofighter blocks one and delivers a series of muy thai strikes to his face!
(Arakawa backs off and The Shootfighter gives him a snap suplex. He pops his legs and pulls him up into a second one]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter delivers a third snap suplex.
Phil Blauer: If there's one thing you can count on in a Shootfighter match, it's repitition. And muy thai things.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa gets up and just misses getting his head taken off with a russian sickle. Tatsuya answers with a uraken spinning back punch. That stuns The Shootfighter enough for him to walk right into a snap mare by Arakawa.
(Arakawa tags him in the back with two roundhouse kicks. The Shootfighter gets to his feet but Tatsuya brings an ax kick down across the back of his head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa backs The Shootfighter into the corner. He gets a running start but The Shootfighter avoids The Face Erasure Kick!
(Arakawa crotches himself on the top rope. The Shootfighter steps out on the apron on and half nelsons him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter t-bone suplexes Arakawa off the apron to the concrete below!!!
(The Arco Arena erupts. Arakawa and The Shootfighter lie next to one another on the floor and Ron Reid starts the count]
Referee Ron Reid: 1!
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Referee Ron Reid: 4!
(The Shootfighter pulls himself up with some help of the ring apron)
Referee Ron Reid: 5!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pulls a long strand of barbed wire from out under the ring.
Referee Ron Reid: 6!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa beginning to stir, albeit, glassy eyed.
Referee Ron Reid: 7!
Referee Ron Reid: 8!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa on his feet. The Shootfighter wraps the barbed wire around Arakawa's face and tags him with a few muy thai punches to dig it in even deeper!!
(The audience cheers and Arakawa screams as he tries to pull the barbed wire out of his skin. The Shootfighter belly to belly suplexes him on the floor]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter rolls Arakawa onto the apron, and gets up there himself. Arakawa whacks him with a thigh kick and then DDTs him off the apron!!
(The Sacramento crowd can't believe what they're seeing. They pop for Arakawa while he wipes the blood out of his eyes. He rolls Shootfighter back in the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa grabs Shootfighter by the arm and drops back into a jujigatame! Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to submit, as Arakawa readjust the arm and then falls back to the mat.
(Arakawa bleeds from his head to the mat below. Shootfighter shouts out in pain. He works his way up to his feet, with Arakawa still attached to his arm]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter dragon claw strikes Arakawa in the face until he can get out of the jujigatame. He gets his arm free and applies a brain claw with one hand and one to his chest.
(Arakawa's blood flows through Shootfighter's fingers as he tries to bleed him with the brain claw. He releases the heart claw but maintains the claw on his head and begins pounding Arakawa in the chest with a dragon claw strikes to his chest and stomach]
Guillermo O'Bannon: He now does the double claw hold to both of Arakawa's carotid arteries. Ron Reid's checking in to see if Tatsuya wants to submit but Arakawa waves him off.
(Arakawa kicks him off and finally lands one in his testicals. He gets up and whacks him upside the head with an enzuigiri, that sends The Shootfighter falling into the corner]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa gets a running start and smashes his knee into The Shootfighter's face! He pulls him out of the corner and irish whips him into the ropes. Shootfighter walks right into a running STO!
(The Shootfighter sits up and Arakawa gets a running start into the ropes. He smacks Shootfighter in the ribs with a running TAK soccer kick]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter is out!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pulls himself up by the ropes and Ron Reid stops the count. Tatsuya Arakawa waistlocks Shootfighter but he back elbows Arakawa in the face. He scoops Arakawa up and drops him across his knee with a backbreaker. He then benches him back up and powerslams him!
(The audience cheers. Arakawa gets up and blocks a muy thai kick. He answers with a series of karate chops to Shootfighter's chest]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter ducks under the last one and release german suplexes Arakawa!
(Shootfighter lifts Arakawa up in a human torture rack but Arakawa falls behind him. He drops Tatsuya on his head with a backdrop driver]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter staggers to his feet and hits Arakawa with a low blow. He whacks Arakawa with a flurry of forearms to his back.
(Shootfighter irish whips Arakawa into the ropes but Tatsuya comes back with a vicious hooking Aki Lariot]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Endurance playing a factor here. Shootfighter can't get up.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...
Referee Ron Reid: 2...
Referee Ron Reid: 3...
Referee Ron Reid: 4...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa hits Shootfighter with a high kick to head. He gives him a couple slaps with either hand. He gives Shootfighter a spinning chop.
(The Saikyo Terrorist gives The Shootfighter a kick to the ribs then bounces off the rope with a spinning heel kick]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa irish whips him into the ropes and goes for another Aki Lariot but Shootfighter ducks and lifts him up into a human torture rack!
(Shootfighter drops him in a samoan drop! He wraps Arakawa's legs around his own and turns him over into a scorpion deathlock]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pulling back on Arakawa's twisted legs. Ron Reid checks in to see if Arakawa wants to tap out while he bleeds all over the mat.
Phil Blauer: It looks like the legendary Stone Cold Steve Austin shot of him in the scorpion but with Orientals.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I think they're called Asian, Phil.
Phil Blauer: (checks his notes) Nooo, I think it's the scorpion. Yup, I would have also accepted sharpshooter.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter turns it around into a reverse indian deathlock. He gets a good stance and begins whacking Arakawa in the back of the head with slaps.
(Ron Reid continues to check in to see if Arakawa wants to submit. Arakawa shakes his head and bleeds down his face]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa does a push up and twists out of the indian deathlock. Tatsuya stuns him with a shotei palm strike to back The Shootfighter off a little. He knocks him down with a flying kneelift.
(Tatsuya Arakawa pulls The Shootfighter in his legs and lifts him up into a vicious high angle MASSIVE bomb]
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Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pulls himself up by the ropes, but the damage is done. Arakawa moves in for the kill, but The Shootfighter tags him with a few muy thai kicks to his stomach and ribs. He whacks him with a heart punch. He irish whips him into the ropes and smacks him with a russian sickle!
(He double chicken wings his arms and then drops them across his knees with a backbreaker]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The ShootBreaker!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa makes it up to his feet. Shootfighter irish whips him but Arakawa reverses it and sends him into the turnbuckles. Arakawa follows him in with a Face Erasure Kick!
(Arakawa pulls him out with a deadlift german suplex! He gets behind him with a rear naked choke with a body scissors]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa has the rear naked choke locked in and it's lights out for The Shootfighter! Ron Reid checks his arm and it falls to his side.
(Ron Reid waves and signals for the bell. "TRIBE!" by Mad Capsule Markets plays and the audience boos]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa wins the first ever Kenka Streetfight!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 13 minutes 33 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, 'THE SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa a bloody mess but the victor here tonight.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The KGB come here after holding the UCW World Tag Team Championships for over three months, defeating Lee Williams and Dave Sadler for them and losing them in September to Kilroy Evans and CK Panic.
Phil Blauer: But Soutter and James "Somethin" Fierce walked away from all that to come here to Hardkore World.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Actually they lost a loser leaves UCW match. Now they take on former friends, now enemies Legacy and Kota in a steel cage match!
(The lights dim slowly, and "Shamrocks and Shenanegans" by House of Pain plays. Video shows Legacy holding both the CWF and UCW Hardcore titles overhead as blood runs down his face shows on the screen then Kota holding the SWAT Statewide title in the air after a victory. The images of Kota and Legacy battling various opponents and waging war both in the ring and on the floor. Kota delivering a Vader Bomb in the corner of 2 jobbers is followed by Legacy hitting a perfect Legacy-plex on a former CWF member. The two men then enter the cage with their manager Packer in close tow. Legacy stands on the apron and slices his thumb across his throat slowly in a symbolic death warning as Kota stands on the middle rope in the corner and stares coldly out at the crowd. The audience showers the two veterans with boos. Reginald P. Packer gives them two last minute instructions.]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The audience showering these two veterans with boos. Reginald P. Packer giving these two last minute instructions. Legacy is a former CWF Germany and UCW Hardcore champion. He was the first man to ever hold both titles at once.
Phil Blauer: Ok?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota is a former SWAT Australia Statewide Champion defeating Vulcan in a tournament in 2004. Legacy's father was the late great Flare, former UCW owner.
Phil Blauer: Kota looks like his father was a blimp.
Yolanda Ando: Kota is shirtless with a island made crown made from thorns and bamboo. Red and white long tights and "Kota" written across the back and down the legs with black boots. Legacy wears basic black boots with "H.O.P" on each side. He wears black trunks with "Legacy" on the back. He wears a jacket that matches his boots and trunks, his wrists are taped as are his two middle fingers on each hand.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Steel Cage Match is scheduled for one fall and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first accompanied to the ring by their manager, Reginald P. Packer; From Hawaii; Standing 6 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 487 pounds...KOTA!! His partner hails from Atlanta, Georgia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds...LEGACY!! They are THE HOUSE OF PAIN!!!"
("Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against the Machine plays and the Sacramento fans cheer. Soutter and James Fierce walk down to the ring, with The Shootfighter following behind him with bandages over his face. James Fierce has the SWAT Carribean Bermuda Triangle title belt around his waist while Soutter has the Hardkore West Coast title slung over his shoulder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The KGB rolling mob deep now with The Shootfighter.
Phil Blauer: It's nice he and Soutter have been able to put aside that whole "trying to kill one another" thing from a year ago.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The KGB are former UCW World Tag Team Champions, and are hoping to recreate that here on the West Coast. Soutter on a roll recently...
Phil Blauer: And this time not crescent.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Master of the Powerslam recently not only defeated Syberus for the Hardkore West Coast title in an impromptu title match at a Hardkore Rocky Mountains house show, but he put him out with a bruised sternum and broken ribs.
Phil Blauer: Hardkore Rocky Mountains recently steamed by beans.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (kicks the dirt) Lucky!
Phil Blauer: I sent away for a Hardkore Rocky Mountains "Vince Killah 4 Life" t-shirt and I have not heard back from them.
Yolanda Ando: The Man with a PHD in Powerslam wears black trunks with the straps coming up over each shoulder and has red boots. He also wears a black leather vest to the ring. James Fierce wears his hair in a tight crew cut. He wears a red wrestling singlet. The singlet is red at the top and transitions into black towards the thighs. On the back of the singlet the letters “KGB” are written in black. Over it he wears a black and red warm up jacket that has "Bandits w"ritten on the left breast and "Fierce" underneath.
Phil Blauer: I am also waiting for that jacket.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents are accompanied to the ring by The Shootfighter; first from Washington, D.C but originally from West by gawd Virginia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 255 pounds; He is The Current SWAT Carribean Bermuda Triangle Champion...'THE FEROCIOUS BANDIT' JAMES FIERCE!! His partner is from Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 428 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'MR. POWERSLAM' PAUL E. SOUTTER!! They are THE KGB!!!"
(The Arco Arena erupts in applause. James Fierce sneaks up on Legacy and whacks him with a forearm uppercut]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce headlocks Legacy and running bulldogs him into the center of the ring.
(James Fierce tries to apply an abdominal stretch, but Legacy hiptosses out of it. Legacy bounces into the ropes and running double kneelifts Fierce in the side of the head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy chicken wings Fierce's arm behind his back and bodyslams him on top of his own arm. He bounces off the ropes and fistdrops him.
(Legacy tags in Kota. Kota sits on Fierce's back and applies a camel clutch. The Sacramento crowd boos. Peters checks in to see if Fierce wants to submit]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota jumps up and smashes all 487 pounds on to the back of Fierce. He reapplies the camel clutch. Soutter runs in and clotheslines Kota, breaking the camel clutch.
(Fierce irish whips Kota into the ropes and hits him in the chest with a fully extended side kick! The crowd cheers]
Phil Blauer: Did ya see that? That kick made Kota's titties jiggle.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (in a trance) Their hypnotizing.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce irish whips Kota into the ropes but the big Hawaiian ducks under a lariot and when he comes back, Kota spinebusters him!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota tags in Legacy. Legacy irish whips Fierce into the ropes and tiltawhirl slams him!
(The Arco Arena boos Legacy. He scoops Fierce up but Fierce falls behind him on his feet with an inverted facelock]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce spins around into an eye of the hurricane!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Legacy gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce attempts to tag Soutter in, but Legacy cuts him off with a running bulldog!
(Legacy pulls him up into a front facelock but Fierce blocks the DDT and backdrops him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce smashes Legacy's face into the mat with a rocker dropper!
(The crowd cheers and James Fierce straightjackets Legacy's arms in front of him. He pulls his head into Fierce's armpit and flips him upside down]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Darkness Buster!
Phil Blauer: James "Something" Fierce with a great move there. He tags in Soutter.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter headbutts Legacy. He hooks him up and vertical suplexes Legacy.
(Legacy pokes Soutter in the eye. He gets behind The Master of the Powerslam and russian leg sweeps him! He uses the momentum to roll on top of him]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy irish whips Soutter into the ropes, but Soutter comes back and nails him with a spinning heel kick. He tags in Fierce. Fierce applies a full nelson.
(James Fierce walks Legacy over to the cage and bashes Legacy's face into the steel mesh over & over. The crowd cheers the trickle of blood running down Legacy's forehead]
Phil Blauer: Legacy showing some color. Which is cool, as long as he keeps it real.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applies a cobra clutch on Legacy. He pulls back hard on Legacy's arm and applies pressure to the back of his neck with his hand.
(Mike Peters checks Legacy's arm but he keeps it up. Legacy gets a running start and then ducks down, pitching Fierce facefirst into the steel cage]
Phil Blauer: James "Something" Fierce now bleeding as well!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce staggers into the corner. Legacy bludgeons him with several vicious european forearms.
(Legacy wipes the blood off his elbow. He irish whips Fierce into the ropes and hits him with a crossbody block]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy pulls him up by the arm, but Fierce pulls him in with a shortarm lariot!
(The audience applauds and a Fierce tags Soutter back in. Soutter smashes the bloody face of Legacy with a battery of forearms]
Yolanda Ando: The KGB showing their tag team mettle, with those quick tags. Now if only their tights matched...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter northern lights suplexes Legacy!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Legacy rolls his shoulder up)
Yolanda Ando: I'm just saying a Saturday afternoon at the tights place wouldn't hurt them is all.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter irish whips Legacy into the ropes and but he comes back with a lou thez press!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy applies a spinning toe hold. He wrenches the Aussie's leg around his knee again.
(The crowd jeers as Legacy spins Soutter's foot around. He drives Soutter's knee into the mat with a kneedrop]
Guillermo O'Bannon: He sits Soutter up and sticks his knee into his back, applying a surfboard. He yanks back on Soutter's arms, then uses his free hand to tag in Kota.
(Kota comes into the ring and slugs Soutter a few times while he's trapped in the surfboard. He then switches out with Legacy and applies a surfboard]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota yanks back on Soutter's arm, trying to force the submission out of Soutter. These two used to be such good friends, Soutter even turned on his own son, Ruthless Reeve in UWA to join the House of Pain.
(Mike Peters checks in to see if Soutter wants to tap out but Soutter shakes his head. Kota pulls him up into a front facelock and DDTs his skull into the canvas]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota irish whips Soutter into the turnbuckles. He follows him in with a stinger splash but meets The Master of the Powerslam's boot! He smashes Kota in the face with a polish hammer.
Phil Blauer: More like an Aussie hammer.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Zing! Your hot tonight, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter measures a staggering Kota and spears him into the cage!!
(The Sacramento crowd roars, as Kota spins around with a cut over his eye. Soutter climbs to the top rope, but Legacy grabs him by the leg and crotches him on the turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota steps up on the second turnbuckle and superplexes Paul E. Soutter!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota tags in a bloody Legacy. He takes that knee of Soutter's that he's been working down the entire match and gives him another spinning toe hold. He then bridges backwards into a high bridge with The Trick Knee!!
(The crowd reacts with shock as Legacy is nearly breaking Soutter's leg with that bridge. Soutter motions for James Fierce to save him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce breaks up The Trick Knee with a martial arts strike to the nerves in Legacy's neck. Soutter staggers up and gives Legacy an inverted atomic drop.
(The audience cheers as Legacy clutches his nuts. Mike Peters shoos Fierce back to his corner. Soutter comes at Legacy with another spear but he spins out and Soutter smacks the cage wall]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter now busted open as well. Legacy wraps him up in an oklahoma roll!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter ducks under a right hand by Legacy and gives him a german suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Legacy rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter tags in James Fierce. Fierce puts his head underneath Legacy's chin and drops down to his knee in a jawbreaker. Legacy staggers back and nearly gets his head taken off with a lariot!
(Fierce goes for a suplex, but Legacy blocks it with his calf. He reverses it with a slingshot suplex]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy applies a front facelock. He pulls his arm tight against the throat of Fierce. Fierce tries to backdrop out of it, but Legacy stands firm. He spins around Fierce and back suplexes him.
(The Arco Arena boos, and Legacy wipes some blood out of his eyes. He lifts James Fierce up into a fireman's carry, then drills Fierce's head into the mat with a death valley driver]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy hits The Hour Glass!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce gets his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy tags in Kota. Kota lifts Fierce up and powerbombs his back into the turnbuckles!! As Fierce staggers out, Legacy scoops him up. He running powerslams Fierce into the turnbuckles, then powerslams him in the center of the ring!
Phil Blauer: Soutter might have a little competition with that Powerslam moniker. A bloody Kota covers James "Something" Fierce.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota lifts James Fierce up and over in an argentinean backbreaker. Mike Peters checks in to see if Fierce wants to give it up.
(Blood drips from Fierce's face down to the mat below. Kota bounces Fierce's spine up & down on his shoulder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota drops down to his knees, shooting his shoulder through Fierce's back. He lifts Fierce up onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry and samoan drops him with all 487 pounds!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota scoops Fierce up, but Fierce falls behind him on his feet in an inverted facelock. Reverse DDT!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kota gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce front facelocks Kota and grapevines the leg, lurching Kota forward on to his shoulders in a guillotine choke! He squeezes on the throat and rolls him on his shoudlers.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kota rolls over on his side)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce clamping down on the guillotine choke. Legacy gets in the ring and kicks Fierce in the back to break it up. Undeterred, Fierce puts his arm under Kota's arm and around his throat and the other one tightens across his esophogus. Will Kota tap out?
(Kota gets to his feet with Fierce piggybacked on his back. Kota runs back and squashes Fierce in the turnbuckles]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce grabs his arm and cobra clutch bulldogs Kota's bloody face into the mat! He tags in Soutter!
(The fans leap to their feet as Soutter enters the ring on fire. He climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Flying headbutt off the top rope to Kota!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kota gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter applies a bearhug to Kota. He uses those powerful arms and huge size to constrict the breathing of the big Hawaiian.
(Kota's head rests on Soutter's shoulder from exhaustion. Blood runs from Kota's face down Soutter's shoulder. Kota wraps his arms around Soutter's body and applies a bearhug of his own]
Phil Blauer: Kota turning the tables on the Master of Powerbar.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota runs backwards and bashes Soutter's face into the cage!
(Reginald P. Packer walks over to the cage and passes Kota something through the cage]
Guillermo O'Bannon: He's got a screwdriver!
Phil Blauer: Good, maybe he can fix this chair. It keeps squeaking. See? (rocks back over & over, & over...& over...& over)
Guillermo O'Bannon: (catches the chair) Ok, Phil. I hear it. Kota digs that screwdriver into Soutter's laceration!
(Soutter kicks his feet out in agony. James Fierce tries to intervene, but Mike Peters cuts him off]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota stabbing that screwdriver into Soutter's skull over & over until he's a bloody mess. He scoops up the 428 pound giant and running powerslams him!!
Phil Blauer: The ring's still shaking!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kota tags in Legacy. Legacy bounces into the ropes and gives him a fistdrop. He climbs to the top rope...he's getting on the top of the cage! Moonsault from the top of the cage!!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy runs into the ropes but Soutter catches him and gives him a Soutterbuster!!
(The impact allows Soutter to bounce up to his feet. He pulls Legacy's head into his legs, and whips his head back to get the blood out of his eyes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter powerbombs Legacy into the mat!!
(Soutter presses Legacy over his head and then shows him to each side of the Arco Arena. He tosses Legacy headfirst into the cage!! Legacy's face slides down the chain mesh, tearing his flesh. Soutter tags in James Fierce]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed; 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce pulls him up in a piledriver and then falls forward onto Legacy's face!! He rolls him over onto his shoulders!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Legacy claps his legs together on Fierce's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce runs into the ropes and Legacy catches him in a sidewalk slam! Legacy drapes one arm over him.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy applies his 9/11 full nelson and begins spinning Fierce round & round, then he swings him around in the other direction for a spell. He bashes Fierce's face into the cage, over & over making it even bloodier.
Phil Blauer: But did he pull out the 9/11 move too soon? The name, not the move, obviously.
(The audience boos. Kota grabs the screwdriver and runs at Fierce in the full nelson]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce slips out of the 9/11 and Kota stabs Legacy with the screwdriver by accident!
(Soutter comes into the ring, Kota goes for him with the screwdriver, but Soutter grabs him by the throat and gives him the lo-down spinebuster! James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce comes off the top with The Picture Perfect Elbow on Legacy's sternum!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
(The audience leaps to their feet and celebrates. "The Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against of the Machine plays. The Shootfighter enters the cage and helps Soutter and James Fierce to their feet]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 22 minutes 15 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH...THE KGB!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter and James Fierce make a real statement here towards the Hardkore World Tag Team division. The Un-Stable has got to look at these guys as one of their top contenders now.
(The Shootfighter, Soutter, and James Fierce walk out with their title belts slung over their shoulders]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the title match I've been waiting to see, Makoto Jupiter vs. Tamara Sanchez for the first time in a one on one match.
("Adrenalize" by Rosetta Stone plays and Makoto Jupiter is nearly blown back by the pop she gets from the Arco Arena. She walks down the rampway with her bodyguard Eerie Von in tow]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The returning hero, Makoto Jupiter comes down to the ring slapping the hands of her beloved fans. She's won three Hardkore World Women's Championships from legends like "Sexy" Anjanette Turner and Velvet. Now she's back where she belongs and hopes to tie Turner's record tonight of four Hardkore World Women's titles.
Yolanda Ando: Mako-chan wears a white leotard with a short green vinyl skirt, green tie up wrestling shoes with matching knee pads, and long white gloves with green trim. Brown hair tied back, beefy arms for a chick.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by her bodyguard, Eerie Von. From Olympia, Washington; Standing at 6 feet 1 inches tall; Weighing 138 pounds...MAKOTO JUPITER!!!"
(The Sacramento fans roar and a loud chant of "MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!!" starts up. The lights in the Arco Arena start to flicker. The pyros explode and “Alive” by Saliva hits. A red spotlight points on the entrance showing a Tamara Sanchez who’s not moving, she lifts her head and presents the Hardkore World Women's title belt over her head. She clutches the back of her head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy made the mistake of taking Soutter up on The Powerslam Challenge then catching a beating from The KGB. She's been on a tear recently since regaining her belt from Ashley at Hardkore Helloween in Cleveland. She defeated Vampira in a bloody match at the NEC Center in Birmingham, England. Speaking of England, did you know Tammy beat Lee Williams for the UCW Xtreme title?
Phil Blauer: The Seven Foot Limey? Wow, who'd he piss off?
Yolanda Ando: Tammy wearing some ripped jeans, a black shirt saying “fuck me” on the front and “fuck you” on the back.
Phil Blauer: Classy.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent is from New York, New York; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds; She is the Current HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
(The Arco Arena boos Sanchez and she flips them off. Ron Reid signals for the bell]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter and Tammy lock up. Mako gets a side headlock. Tamara Sanchez gets in front of her and belly to belly suplexes her across the ring!
(The fans boo. Sanchez scoops Jupiter up and bodyslams her but Mako inside cradles her on the way down]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter irish whips Tammy into the ropes, but Sanchez comes back and knocks her to the mat with a shoulderblock. She runs into the other side of the ropes, and flips Jupiter over with a sunset flip!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Makoto Jupiter claps her legs together on Tammy's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupuiter double leg takedowns Tammy and turns her over on to her belly. She begins swinging her around & round in a reverse giant swing!
(Tammy screams as Mako spins her around by her legs and when she gets high enough Mako sits down into an inverted tigerbomb]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter Oak Evolution!! Makoto Jupiter grabs both of Tammy's arms and applies The Earrings of Saturn!! Jupiter rocks back & forth on both of Sanchez's arms!
(Tammy hooks her foot around the bottom rope and Ron Reid calls for a break. Tammy gets up and ducks under a kick by Jupiter. Tamara hiptosses Mako]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy twists Jupiter's arm. She uses her twisted arm to irish whips her into the ropes and tiltawhirl suplexes her!
(Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top rope but before she can moonsault her, Jupiter pushes her and crotches her on the top turnbuckle. Jupiter grabs her by the hair and running rude awakens her]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter climbs up to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a huge frog Jupiter splash with massive hang time!!
(Mako clutches her stomach but gives a little Eddie Guerrero shimmy to get a pop, then covers Tammy]
Phil Blauer: Wasting valuable time with that tribute to the dead Mexican.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter front facelocks Tamara Sanchez then drives her head into the mat with a DDT!
(Mako pulls her up by the hair and lifts her up into a back suplex, but Tammy flips backwards on to her feet. She atomic drops Makoto Jupiter so she lands facefirst into the turnbuckles. As Mako staggers around, Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez drills Mako's head into the mat with a huracanrana off the top rope!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez hops out on to the apron. She slingshots herself onto the middle of the top rope, and springboard bulldogs Mako!!
(Sanchez irish whips Jupiter into the ropes and slams her into the mat with a sidewalk slam! She climbs to the top rope again]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter runs up the turnbuckles to meet Tammy halfway. She drills Sanchez's head into the mat with a super fisherwoman's buster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter irish whips Sanchez into the ropes and then belly to belly suplexes her over the ropes to the apron below!
(The audience cheers as Mako steps through the ropes to the apron and pulls her up face to face with her. Makoto Jupiter drops backwards with a flatliner off the apron to The Arco Arena!! The crowd roars and chants "MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!!"]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mako drags a chair next to the railing and pulls Tammy up onto there with her. She rock bottoms Tammy into the audience!!!
(Tammy grabs Phil's headset]
Makoto Jupiter: All that and I smell pretty.
Phil Blauer: I'll need some panties to verify that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mako now pulling Tammy over the railing and onto our table here. Tammy uppercuts Jupiter in the face. She stands up and DDTs Mako onto our table!!
(The Sacramento fans boo Tammy. Tammy beats her about the face with punches and pulls her off the table. Mako ducks another punch and atomic drops her on the railing]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a super rana onto the concrete!!
(The Arco Arena rocks with "MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!!" She rolls Tamara Sanchez back into the ring. Tammy gets to her feet and stomps Mako when she tries to re-enter the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez runs into the ropes and baseball slides under the ropes into a helicopter rana on the floor!!
(Tamara Sanchez climbs back up onto the apron. She hops onto the middle of the second rope and backflips into an asai moonsault that smashes Jupiter into the railing]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara pulls Mako onto the apron with her and rams her face into the turnbuckle. Mako ducks under a punch and back suplexes Tammy off the apron to the concrete floor!!
(The Arco Arena chants "MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!!" Jupiter rolls Tammy back into the ring. She climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a beautiful swan dive moonsault]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter climbs up to the top rope, but Tammy kicks Ron Reid into the ropes, causing Jupiter to get crotched on the top turnbuckle!
Phil Blauer: Oh, to be a top turnbuckle right now.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez climbs to the second rope and fireman's carries her up on her shoulder. She jumps off with a super death valley driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: She front facelocks her and cradles her leg. Cradle DDT on Makoto Jupiter!!
(The Sacramento fans boo. Tamara Sanchez jumps onto the second turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Split-legged moonsault by Tamara Sanchez!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez climbs to the top rope from the inside of the ring but before she can moonsault, Jupiter crotches her again. She climbs to the second rope and inverted facelocks her. She flips her backwards into a reverse superplex!!
(The audience erupts. Mako pulls Tammy's head into her legs in a standing headscissors. She hammerlocks both of Sanchez's arms behind her, and then powerbombs her on both of her chicken winged arms!! The fans get louder and Sanchez screams in pain]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy stands up and catches a barrage of roundhouse kicks and punches from Makoto Jupiter. Tammy responds with a kick of her own that Mako catches. Sanchez comes around with an enzuigiri kick to the side of Mako's head!
(The Arco Arena boos. Mako staggers and Tammy catches her with an RKO! She climbs to the top rope and waits for Jupiter to stand]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez leaps off with a flying spear!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter raises her shoulder)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara grabs Mako by the leg and turns her over into a single leg boston crab. She goes down to one knee to pull it even farther towards Mako's head.
(Ron Reid checks in to see if Mako wants to tap out. The audience claps faster & faster for her to escape until she powers out of it with her strong as an oak legs. Tammy flips forward]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter northern lights suplexes Tamara Sanchez!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mako atomic drops Tammy on the rope. Jupiter corkscrew handspings, then jumps into a triple axle roundhouse kick knocking Sanchez to the floor!!
(The crowd roars as Tammy hits the floor again. Jupiter steps out on the apron. She hops onto the middle of the second rope and asai corkscrew moonsaults into a corkscrew rana on the floor!! The fans cheer louder and chant "MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!!" Jupiter rolls Sanchez onto the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter pulls Tammy up into a dominator and tosses her off the apron to the concrete below!!
(The "MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!!" chants get louder. Tamara Sanchez grabs a chair and tries to use it on Mako but she kicks it out of Tammy's hands. It spins into the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter rolls Tammy back into the ring and then inverted facelocks her. She steps up onto the second turnbuckle and spins around with an inverted tornado DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter climbs up to the top rope from the inside of the ring, but Tammy shakes the ropes and crotches her on the turnbuckle. Tammy climbs up to the second rope and belly to back superplexes the back of her head on that chair in the ring!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Makoto Jupiter gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez goes for a suplex, but Mako blocks it with her calf. She lifts Tammy up into a hanging suplex then drops her down in a rock bottom she calls The Jupiter Implant Thunder!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter presses Tammy over her head but Sanchez falls behind her on her feet. She blasts Mako upside her head with a superkick!
(The fans jeer and boo Tamara Sanchez. While Jupiter staggers around, Sanchez runs at her and drills her head into the mat with a tornado DDT! The boos get louder. Tamara Sanchez climbs up to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez comes off with a frog splash but Jupiter puts her knees up into Tammy's stomach!! Makoto Jupiter pump handles Sanchez up into a spinning reverse power bomb she calls Greetings From Planet Jupiter!!
(The audience gives both ladies a standing ovation for such a good match. Jupiter is busy applying an inverted figure four leglock with Sanchez on her belly. Tammy does a push up but can't escape The Wargasm]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mako has The Wargasm applied and Sanchez is in real trouble here! Mako's adding a tongan death grip to Tammy's ankle to sweeten the deal. Ron Reid checking in to see if she wants to tap but Tammy is in too much pain to answer!
(Eerie Von, Fat Tux, and Tuxedo Mask root Makoto Jupiter on from ringside. Sanchez grabs hold of the bottom rope and Ron Reid forces a break. Makoto Jupiter lifts Tammy up in an electric chair]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez spins around on Mako's shoulders and into a spinning headscissors takedown! Mako gets up long enough to be slammed facefirst into the mat with an X factor!
(The crowd boos. Tamara Sanchez climbs up to the top turnbuckle and tucks her head to deliver a perfect 450 splash]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter goes underneath the ring and pulls out a ladder!
Phil Blauer: You can't just make this a ladder match! There is a strict code we adhere to. You have to PISS OFF the GM so that he makes it a ladder match! That's Day One kinda shit!
(Makoto Jupiter slings the ladder under the ropes into the ring. She stands it up in the center of the ring. She climbs up halfway before Tamara Sanchez meets her halfway at the top]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez mexican hiptosses Makoto Jupiter off of the ladder to the ring below!!
(The fans applaud how well this match has gone. Tammy knocks the ladder down and fireman's carries her on her shoulders]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez drops Mako's back on that metal ladder with an FU!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy lies Mako on the ladder and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Sanchez flips into a swanton bomb but Mako rolls out of the way and she just hits the ladder!! Makoto Jupiter pumphandles Tammy up onto her shoulder and then runs into the center of the ring for The Direct Approach backbreaker!!
(The audience cheers. Jupiter irish whips Sanchez into the ropes and cartwheel handsprings into an elbow smash! The Arco Arena gets louder while Makoto Jupiter butterflies her arms]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter lifts her up into a double underhook dominator on the ladder!! She rolls her over into the pin.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter irish whips Tamara into the ropes and hits her with a flying body press, but Sanchez catches her. She tosses her onto the ladder with a fallaway slam!!
(The crowd pops as Makoto bounces off the metal ladder with a loud clang. Tamara Sanchez positions Jupiter over the ladder and places her leg over Mako's head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez smashes Jupiter's face into the ladder with a rocker dropper!! She rolls her over into a pin.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez presses Jupiter over her head and sits her on the top turnbuckle. She climbs up to the second rope and fireman's carries Jupiter on to her shoulders. She somersaults off the second rope into Ken Kennedy's Kenton Bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Makoto Jupiter puts her foot on the bottom rope)
(The crowd gives these ladies another round of applause. Tamara Sanchez wraps up Jupiter's legs into a figure four and then turns around. She bridges backwards into a standing reverse figure four]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez bridging backwards perfectly, Ron Reid checks in to see if she submits and notices her shoulders are pinned to the mat.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter rolls it over to the side)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter makes an adjustment and applies a side by side figure four and slides up behind her. She applies a dragon sleeper and a tongan death grip to make it The Lustmord!!
(Sanchez screams in agony. Makoto Jupiter wrenches back on Tammy's head and pinches her shoulder with the nerve grip. The crowd stomps their feet until The Arco Arena thunders]
Guillermo O'Bannon: This could be it for the Hardkore World Women's Champion. Makoto Jupiter hoping to tie "Sexy" Anjanette Turner's record for Women's titles and could do it with The Lustmord. Tammy reaches out and grabs the bottom rope. Makoto Jupiter pulls Tammy up and backs her into the corner. She sticks her boot into Tammy's throat and chokes her by extending her long leg.
(Sanchez stomps her feet in the mat from lack of air. Ron Reid lays in the count. Jupiter lets go at four. Jupiter pulls her up into a crucifix, then razor's edges her onto the ladder!! Sanchez bounces off the ladder and Mako puts her forearm across her in a pinfall attempt]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter fireman's carries her on her shoulders and walks her over to the corner. She sits Sanchez on the top turnbuckle and then climbs to the second rope. She scoops her up and drives her head into the mat with a tombstone off the second rope!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr-(Tamara Sanchez rolls her shoulder up)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes; 5 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von slides a table into the ring. Makoto Jupiter sets it up in the center of the ring. She irish whips Sanchez into the ropes and tiltawhirls her but Sanchez spins out of it. She lands on her feet and tiltawhirl powerslams her through the table!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez pulls Jupiter up by her hair and irish whips her into the ropes. She dips down for a backdrop but Jupiter catches her in a crotch-tie. She pumphandles her up into a backbreaker! She rolls her back up for a second backbreaker, then a third.
(The crowd cheers wildly. Makoto Jupiter irish whips Tamara Sanchez into the corner, but Tammy runs up the turnbuckles and backflips into a moonsault body press]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez positions Makoto Jupiter over the ladder and front facelocks her. She swings her facefirst into a twist of fate on the ladder!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez swings at Jupiter but Mako ducks and lifts her up into an atomic drop. She drops Sanchez's butt on the top turnbuckle. Jupiter climbs to the second rope and flips her over her back in a super vertebreaker!!!
(The Arco Arena rocks with "MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!!" Makoto Jupiter fireman's carries Sanchez and drops her stomach on the top turnbuckle. She climbs up to the second rope, scoops her up and backflips into a powerslam]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter Supreme Thunder Crash!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter scoops her up but Sanchez falls behind her with an inverted facelock. She lifts Mako up into a lifting reverse DDT!!
(Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle while the audience boos. Sanchez leaps off with a frog splash and smashes her chest]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez irish whips her into the ropes and belly to belly suplexes her!
(Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off with a flying headbutt but Jupiter rolls out of the way. Makoto Jupiter pulls Sanchez up into an inverted crucifix]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter drops down into a Japanese ocean bomb she calls Jupiter's Edge on the ladder!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr-(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter irish whips Sanchez into the ropes and tiltawhirl northern lights suplexes her!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez gets her shoulder up)
(The fans boo as Sanchez crawls over to the corner and pulls a pair of brass knuckles from out behind the bottom turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter irish whips Sanchez into the ropes. Jupiter dips down for a backdrop but Sanchez catches her with a corkscrew neckbreaker!
(Makoto Jupiter staggers to her feet and Tamara Sanchez cracks her in the skull with those brass knuckles! Jupiter goes down like a bag of hammers]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Makoto Jupiter gets her foot on the bottom rope)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Nine Minutes Have Elapsed. 1 MINUTE REMAINING!"
(The crowd stomps their feet into the mat while Tamara and Makoto Jupiter lie next to one another exhausted. Tammy drags Mako onto the ladder then she runs into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez hops onto the middle of the top rope and lionsaults Makoto Jupiter on that ladder!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez rolls out of the ring and pulls her sledgehammer out from underneath the ring!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "30 SECONDS!!"
(The Arco Arena boos. Eerie Von & Tuxedo Mask run over to grab the sledgehammer from Tammy but she rolls back in and holds it up in the air]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez smashes Mako in the back of the head with that sledgehammer!!
(The Sacramento fans throw garbage and beer cups at Tamara Sanchez. She smacks some of them out of the air with the sledgehammer. She twirls her fingers, signalling for the 7 Year Inch]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle but Eerie Von grabs Tammy by the leg and crotches her! Makoto Jupiter climbs up to the second rope and presses Sanchez over her head...she jumps off the second and tiltawhirls her into her Jupiter Thunder Dragon backbreaker!!!
(The bell rings, and Jupiter makes the cover. She looks up at Ron Reid wondering why he isn't counting]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, The Time Limit Has Expired. Referee Ron Reid has declared this match...A DRAW!!!"
(The Sacramento fans boo. Jupiter rises to her knees and pounds her fists into the mat in frustration. The fans chant "FIVE MORE MINUTES!! FIVE MORE MINUTES!! FIVE MORE MINUTES!! FIVE MORE MINUTES!! FIVE MORE MINUTES!!"]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The fans asking for five more minutes of this and I don't disagree. Who know's what would have happened if Makoto Jupiter had enough time to capitalize on the Jupiter Thunder Dragon?
(Tamara Sanchez snatches her Hardkore World Women's Championship belt away from Ron Reid. She slings it over her shoulder and walks out. The crowd boos as she walks out]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez escapes with her title belt tonight but will have her hands full at Hardkore Hall when she defends it against Brandi in a Stretcher Match in Palm Springs. Coming up is a match I'm still confused about. The SWAT World Tag Team Champions and Hardkore World Tag Team Champions are slated to wrestle tonight for the first time in history. But an impromptu match in Hardkore Rocky Mountains changed all that.
(Video opens on a Hardkore Rocky Mountains house show at the Dee Glen Smith Spectrum in Logan, Utah entitled 11/10/05]
Vince Killings: Fans, thanks for joining us. We have some late breaking news. We were supposed to have a match between Scott Bastion and Mad Man Kozo but the SWAT World Tag Team Champions The Connection just ran in and leveled both men with chairs!
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Syberus: "I'm hear to offer anyone in the back or any of you stuffed shirt door ringers in the audience, a shot at this title."
Vince Killings: What an ego!
(The crowd boos. Suddenly a man emerges from the audience]
Scott Jenjita: Who is that? He's huge!
Vince Killings: I don't know. But the crowd sure seems to know who it is.
(The man grabs the microphone]
"The Master of the Powerslam" Paul E. Soutter: "I was here to see if anyone, ANYONE in the building could withstand the powerslam of doom. But it looks like something better came along."
(Syberus shakes his head and refuses to defend against him, gesturing that he only meant skinny people. Soutter nods, and clotheslines Syberus out of his boots]
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Scott Jenjita: Paul E. Soutter leaps off of the apron and Soutterlanches Syberus against the guardrail, breaking it and falling into the front row! That's gonna be some lawsuits...
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Scott Jenjita: Syberus climbs to the top turnbuckle. He drops a Cinders Kneedrop to the back of Soutter's head!! He rolls him over and makes the pin.
Referee Joe Smith: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
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Vince Killings: He runs into the center of the ring with a running Soutterslam!!
Scott Jenjita: He claims to be the Master of it.
Referee Joe Smith: 1...2...thr- (Syberus kicks out)
Vince Killings: Paul Soutter pumphandles him up onto his shoulder then deposits him on his head with a Soutter Special!!
Referee Joe Smith: 1...2...3!!!
(The Dee Glen Smith Spectrum leaps to their feet and cheers. "Rip it Up" by 28 Days plays on the PA system. Joe Smith picks the West Coast title up off of the floor and hands it to Soutter. Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls Syberus out of the ring, but he points to his ribs. Tanner waves on some EMTs. The video fades out to the present day Arco Arena]
Guillermo O'Bannon: During that match, Syberus broke his ribs and has a bruised sternum from the powerslam.
Phil Blauer: The powerslam has unbelievable power. Hence the name.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The word backstage is that Syberus still has not shown up to the building. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine has told Adrian Tanner Jr. that if Syberus can't compete, he's free to pick anyone as his partner. We'll see if Adrian take him up on his offer and who in the locker room will see double duty tonight.
("Moment of Truth" by Damageplan plays and Adrian Tanner Jr. walks out alone with both SWAT World Tag Team title belts over his shoulder]
Phil Blauer: You know what they say. A man who comes down to the ring alone has a fool for a partner.
Guilllermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. seems like he hasn't settled on a partner just yet.
Yolanda Ando: Adrian Tanner is wearing some red shorts with gold flames, with black and elbow and knee pads, white wrist bands, a black chain around his neck, white boots with "AT" in small blue letters on the back.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds; He is One Half of the SWAT World Tag Team Champions...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"
(The fans cheer. Then The Arco Arena goes dark, purple lights flash and a purple spotlight shines on Robert Hunglestein III at the top of the ramp way. He is wearing a long black robe, with purple and gold gems spelling out the name 'Hunglestein' across the back. The purple lights turn to gold as a voice says "You wish you could be me...It must suck to be you!" then purple and gold begin to alternate and run all over arena as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears hits. Robert Hunglestien III heads down to ring with a slow cocky strut. Andrew Karnage follows behind him with the Hardkore World Tag Team Championship around his waist]
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here come The Un-Stable.
Phil Blauer: Hey! They got their tag team title belts back. I thought High Maintenance had stole em?
Guillermo O'Bannon: No...that never happened, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Yeah it did. Remember? High Maintenance stole em again after the ladder match. They were supposed to have that tag team match in England and then that never happened...
Guillermo O'Bannon: I have no idea what your talking about, Phil and I wish you would just shut up.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Allow me, Guillermo.
(Boone puts his sunglasses on and flashes the Men in Black mind eraser in Phil's face. Phil shits himself]
Phil Blauer: Glass is salty...
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I think I have this thing set too high.
Yolanda Ando: Karnage wears black knee length basketball shorts with AK-47 down the outsides of each leg in dark red. Dark red kneepads, and black calf high boots with red laces, and has a black elbow supporter on his right elbow. Hunglestien wears black wrestling singlet that has "Hunglestein" wrapping across the front diagonally from top to bottom in dark purple with gold outline. On the back there’s three slashes in gold which obviously symbolize the 3 from the end of his name. He wears black elbow pads, and has his wrist taped with black tape with black boots and black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And their opponents; first from Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 257 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!! And from Beverly Hills, California by way of Cleveland, Ohio; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 265 pounds...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!! They are THE HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...They are THE UN-STABLE!!!"
(The audience cheers. Robert Hunglestien III grabs the microphone while Adrian Tanner Jr. stands in a fighting stance]
Robert Hunglestien III: "Well, well, well. It looks like your famous partner didn't show up. I wrestle Soutter and I ban him from ever competing in the United States. Syberus wrestles Soutter and gets his chest caved in."
(Andrew Karnage gets behind Adrian Tanner. Tanner notices and tries to keep one eye on Hunglestien and one eye on AK-47]
Robert Hunglestien III: "It also looks like you weren't able to come up with a partner. Success in Hardkore America is about surrounding yourself with good people. I've tried to do that and that's why I have these."
(Hunglestien holds up his half of the Hardkore World Tag Team title belts]
Robert Hunglestien III: "So I have a proposition for you. We can have this match, and Andrew Karnage & I will be forced to beat you worse than anything you've experienced in your life."
(Tanner motions that he's ready and swings around to face Andrew Karnage who's inching closer]
Robert Hunglestien III: "OR...you can surround yourself with greatness and become the newest member of The Un-Stable."
(The Sacramento fans pop and Tanner momentarily drops his fists]
Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't believe it. Not only has Hunglestien offered to forgo this match, but he's also asking Tanner to join The Un-Stable.
Phil Blauer: What am I? Chopped liver?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: You can join my stable, sir. We meet in my basement and watch WWE Fanatic: TLC. We like to do our own commentary...
(Adrian Tanner mulls it over and then shakes Hunglestien's hand]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner has apparantly decided to take The Un-Stable up on their offer!
(The fans cheer as Hunglestien holds Tanner's arm up. "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears plays as they walk up the rampway]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the next match in the continuing war between The Un-Stable and The Society of the New Breed. This one is for the Hardkore America Championship, a title Kilroy Evans has been trying to win since June 2004.
("No Rest For The Wicked" by The Bloodhound Gang plays and the audience roars. Kilroy Evans walks out with the UCW World Tag Team title belt around his waist, and a 2.5 foot long aluminum little league bat with the name "Phillippe" stenciled onto the side. He waves it to the Sacramento fans]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans apparantly coming into this match swinging for the fences.
Phil Blauer: Kilroy told me in the back that he's been hard at work, training for this match. Working on his endurance, and improving his wrestling his style.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy didn't talk to you.
Phil Blauer: Ok, I was hitting on Emily's sister and she told me that Kilroy had been working out and could totally kick my ass if I didn't take my hand off her leg.
Yolanda Ando: Sounds about right. Kilroy's wearing a black Bloodhound Gang t-shirt, blue jeans, brown belt, and red, white, & blue wristbands.
(Kilroy slides under the ring and gets on the second turnbuckle and waves to the fans in The Arco Arena]
Phil Blauer: So he's wearing the t-shirt of the band who plays his entrance theme? What is he, Edge?
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Attbury, South Carolina; He stands 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 256 pounds; He's One Half of the Current UCW World Tag Team Champions...KILROY EVANS!!!"
(Sacramento fans roar as Evans waves to them. The lights in the Arco Arena turn a deep shade of blood red, and the sound of white noise blasts over the PA. Suddenly "Homicidal" by Bad Luck 13 plays and Lucifer Jones bursts through the curtains. "The Punisher" Dan Stein and Domino follow behind him. He carries the Hardkore Britain Championship behind him with a duffel bag in the other hand. The Hardkore America title belt is strapped around his waist. He gets a running start and slides under the ropes where he cracks his neck a couple times and continues to run his mouth to Kilroy Evans]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones coming with his Society buddies, Dan Stein and Domino.
Phil Blauer: Didn't Domino lose a match earlier tonight?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah, so?
Phil Blauer: I was gonna ask her to drive me home. But unlikes Jones, Blau-Dog don't roll with losers.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones has been anything but as of late. After winning the Hardkore Britain Championship from ArchPatriot, he defeated Syberus at Hardkore Helloween in a brutal dog collar match. He also tore through Mad Man Kozo in a title defense in Hardkore Rocky Mountains.
Yolanda Ando: Lucifer Jones wears snake skin leather pants tucked into a pair of well worn combat boots. He's shirtless and his ripped frame is covered in various tattoos, most notably "Pro-Pain" tattooed across his stomach and "HARD KORE" on his knuckles. His hair is buzzed tight to his skull and most of his teeth are capped with gold. A long nasty scar wraps around his throat.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is accompanied to the ring by "The Punisher" Dan Stein and Domino; From White Chapel, England; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 237 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE BRITAIN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION and HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...LUCIFER JONES!!!"
(The Arco Arena boos and jeers Lucifer Jones. He tucks the duffel bag underneath the bottom turnbuckle. Dan Stein, Domino, and Bill Kasal leave the ring and Mike Peters signals for the bell]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans comes up from behind Lucifer Jones and applies a sleeper hold!
[The crowd cheers and Lucifer Jones flails his arms out wildly. "The Punisher" Dan Stein leaps up on the apron but Mike Peters cuts him off at the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: When Peters' back is turned Lucifer mule kicks Evans' in the balls! He inside cradles Kilroy and grabs on to the ropes!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans gets up and punches Jones in the back of the knee.
Phil Blauer: BLAUER BOMB!! BLAUER BOMB!! BLAUER BOMB!! My God, Kilroy just Blauer Bombed Jones to hell!!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans irish whips Lucifer into the turnbuckles chestfirst, and follows him in with a spear to the back!
(Lucifer Jones is turned around and leaned against the corner. Kilroy charges in with a clothesline but Jones puts his boot up]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones lets loose on Kilroy in the corner with a vicious beatdown. Kilroy falls to his ass and catches a couple kicks to his face.
(Lucifer slaps Evans a couple times and says, "Fuck you, ya bleedin fat fuck!" and spits on him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones punches Evans in the face with a brutally stiff closed fist that busts him open. He pulls him out to the center of the ring by his Bloodhound Gang t-shirt and applies a buffalo sleeper.
Phil Blauer: Speaking of which, I haven't been paying attention to football lately. How's Buffalo doing?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Not good.
Phil Blauer: They have a quarterback named Kelly right? They have to realize, last name Kelly: good. First name Kelly: bad.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones stands over him as he clamps down on Evans' throat and pulls back on his arm. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap but he's running out of arms to do so.
(A bloody Kilroy Evans works his way up to his feet, and drops down to his knees, popping the top of his head through Jones' cheek]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy grabs a staggering Jones and delivers a stunner! Jones is back up and Kilroy fakes a punch. He stomps Lucifer's foot, and then DDTs him!
(The audience roars. Kilroy pulls him up and scoops him up into a shoulderbreaker. The fans cheer louder when he climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Punisher" Dan Stein climbs up on the apron and pushes Kilroy off the top, crotching him on the ropes next to him! Lucifer Jones full nelsons Evans and Assault & Battery release dragon suplexes him back into the ring!!
(The Arco Arena jeers. Lucifer Jones pulls Evans' head into his legs and then lifts him up into a crucifix]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones gets a running start and crucifix powerbombs him over the ropes to the floor below!!!
(The crowd pops, and boos Jones as he congratulates himself on the ropes. Dan Stein and Domino applaud on the outside. Stein pulls Kilroy up and rolls him onto the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones steps out on the apron and lifts Kilroy Evans up atomic drops him on the top turnbuckle. Dan Stein and Domino are busy bridging the table between the apron and the railing. Lucifer Jones climbs up to the top turnbuckle behind Kilroy. He sets him up in a russian legsweep, and backflips into a London Air Raid off the top rope through the bridged table!!!
(The roof nearly blows off The Arco Arena. Kilroy and Lucifer Jones lie in a former table motionless]
Phil Blauer: Shades of the move he pulled off on Devon Stevens that lives forever in our opening montage!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein rolls a bloody Kilroy Evans onto the apron again while Domino helps Lucifer to his feet. Jones gets onto the apron and pulls Kilroy into his legs. He pulls him up into a powerbomb but Kilroy rolls it up into The Bad Touch diamond cutter off the apron to the floor!!!
(The crowd erupts and chants "KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!!" Kilroy tries to regain his senses while Lucifer tries to crawl under the ring to escape Evans]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy grabs Lucifer by his legs and slingshots half of his body underneath the ring!
Phil Blauer: Hey! Soutter's extra cheeseburgers are under there.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy grinds Lucifer Jones' face into cement. He grabs hold of a couple cups of beer from the front row fans. He tosses one but Lucifer avoids it!
Phil Blauer: (gets drenched by the beer) AHHH!!!
(Phil tries to use Guillermo's tie to dry himself. Kilroy throws the second cup of beer and that hits Phil too]
Phil Blauer: Uggghhh!! I'm drenched in domestic swill. I smell like Dave Atell!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer ducks under a right hand by Kilroy and atomic drops his groin into the corner post! He drops him back into a german suplex on the floor!!
(Lucifer Jones rolls Kilroy into the ring and hangs his head off the apron. He climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones on the top and nearly decaptitates Kilroy with a guillotine legdrop!!
(The Sacramento fans boo. "The Punisher" Dan Stein pulls another table out and bridges it on the apron and railing again. Lucifer Jones grabs his duffel bag and pulls out a bag of thumbtacks]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones pours a bag of thumbtacks on the table and then pulls Kilroy up on the apron. Lucifer batters him with a few punches while Domino douses the table with lighter fluid.
Phil Blauer: I know what's coming up here.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino sets that table on fire! But Kilroy gets the better of the exchange of punches and pushes Lucifer onto the table...but Jones grabs hold of the ropes. He ducks another punch by Kilroy and lifts him up into a human torture rack, he flips Evans over into a burning hammer through the burning table!!!
Phil Blauer: The irony! Actually, I thought Domino was hoping that the lighter fluid would get in Kilroy's eyes and sting.
(The Arco Arena jeers and boos Lucifer while Kilroy Evans rolls around in agony. He yanks his burned & torn Bloodhound Gang t-shirt off. His back is littered with a rainbow of pushpins]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones grabs a Hoppy beer bottle out of a fan's hand and finishes it. Jones cracks the bottle over Kilroy's head!! Kilroy staggers around and catches the second one that shatters it.
(Lucifer Jones takes the broken bottle and slices up Kilroy Evans' forehead even more. He rolls Evans into the ring and Stein hands him a chair]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones sets the chair up in the center of the ring. He irish whips Kilroy into the ropes and goes for an emerald frosion but Kilroy blocks it and drop toe holds Jones' face into the seat of the chair!!
(Jones face pops up with a cut over his eye. Kilroy Evans rolls out of the ring and slides a table into the ring. He rolls Lucifer Jones onto the table and climbs to the top rope]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans comes off with a 747 splash and hits nothin but table!!!
(The crowd boos and Lucifer Jones quickly makes the pin on Kilroy Evans in the table rubble]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones lifts Kilroy up into a fisherman's suplex then drops the back of his head across his knee!! He irish whips Evans but Evans reverses it and shoots Jones into the turnbuckles. Kilroy grabs that chair and charges, smashing Jones in the face with it!!
(The audience cheers at the sound the chair makes cracking Jones in the head. Kilroy shows the camera the blood smear it made on the seat. Kilroy grabs him and chomps down hard on Lucifer's cut, making it bleed even more]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer gets behind Kilroy and hits a snap backdrop driver that folds him like an accordian!!
(The Arco Arena boos. Jones dips into his duffel bag and pulls out a barbed wire wrapped cricket bat]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones has a barbed wire cricket bat! He swings hard for the head of Evans, but Evans ducks under it, and blasts Jones with lefts and rights to the head, staggering him back!
(Evans runs to the ropes, rebounds back, and Jones suddenly counters him with a swinging neckbreaker using the cricket bat as leverage, the barbed wire digging deep into Evan's throat and face!! Kilroy sits up and covers his throat]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones goes into his bag again and this time grabs a cordless Sawz All!
Phil Blauer: Unless he wants to cut the wobbly leg off of our table I think Kilroy's in real trouble.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones holds the buzzsaw over his head but Kilroy Evans slams Lucifer in the guts with his aluminum bat!!
(The crowd roars as Jones drops the saw and is doubled over. A blood drenched Kilroy lands another hard shot onto Lucifer's ass. Then, he makes a point of tossing the bat to the crowd so it can't be used against him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans DDTs Lucifer Jones again! He runs into the ropes and baseball slide kicks Lucifer Jones in the side of the head!
[Kilroy crouches over Lucifer Jones and goes back to chewing on his various cuts on his forehead. Jones kicks his feet in an exhausted attempt to get away. Kilroy dips into his pocket and pulls out a paper packet]
Phil Blauer: That's salt he's pouring into Lucifer's wounds? Now what's he gonna put on his post-match baked potato?
Guillermo O'Bannon: You can hear Lucifer's screams in the cheap seats. Kilroy Evans irish whips Jones into the ropes and swings into a roundhouse kick, but Jones catches it and dumps him behind in a leg capture suplex!
(Jones is a sickening bloody mess. "The Punisher" Dan Stein jumps up on the apron and loosens the top turnbuckle pad, taking it off. Lucifer Jones wraps up Evans legs and turns him over into a texas cloverleaf]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones bridges backward into a gorgeous arch to make it a London Cloverleaf!! Evans is bent in half and bleeding a basketball sized pool of blood underneath his head.
(Mike Peters asks Kilroy Evans if he wants to tap out but he's too busy screaming in pain to answer. The Sacramento fans clap faster & faster urging him to escape the London Cloverleaf. Dan Stein tells them to shut up]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones releases the London Cloverleaf but retains his legs and flips him behind him with a wheelbarrow german suplex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones pulls a wobbly Kilroy up and slaps him right in the mouth!
(The fans all say "Ohhhh" Kilroy looks at him with a crimson mask twisted into a face of rage. Jones then hocks a loogie in his face]
Phil Blauer: That's disgusting.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's par for the course with Lucifer Jones.
Phil Blauer: I meant Kilroy, his face looks like Santa with his red wings.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy responds with a swift kick to Little Lucifer! He follows with a second kick to his balls and then pulls him into his legs. He lifts Lucifer up and lets him think about the piledriver he's about to recieve!
(Evans drills Jones head into the mat! He grabs the chair and sticks Lucifer's head through the hole in it. He sits on Jones back and pulls back on the back of the chair with a chair choke camel clutch]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy trying to choke the life out of Lucifer Jones with that chair and I think every fan in this arena would love to do the same. The unfolded chair's edge is digging into Lucifer's throat and he can't do anything about it.
(Kilroy Evans finally lets go of the chair and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Dan Stein jumps up on the apron and crotches Evans on the turnbuckle steel cable hook]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones climbs up to the second turnbuckle and lifts Kilroy up in a hanging suplex. He drops Kilroy's head on that exposed steel cable hook!!
(Kilroy's head bounces off the steel cable hook and he falls awkwardly to the apron. Lucifer Jones steps out on the apron and front facelocks him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones DDTs Kilroy Evans off the apron to the Arco Arena floor!!
(The Sacramento fans jeer. Lucifer rolls Kilroy back into the ring and hangs his head off the side again. He grabs the barbed wire cricket bat and goes to work with a few shots to the top of Kilroy's head with it]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones bludgeoning Evans with that barbed wire cricket bat!! He pulls Kilroy back out on the floor with him and leans his bloody beaten body against the apron. He then delivers a flurry of stiff shots to his face that send Kilroy to his knees.
(Jones hauls off and kicks Evans as hard as he can in the chest while his back is trapped against the apron. He pulls Evans up into a front facelock but Kilroy blocks the DDT and spinebusters him into the guardrail!! Jones arches his back in agony]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy rolls Lucifer Jones back into the ring and then picks up the barbed wire cricket bat. He unravels the barbed wire off of it and re-enters the ring. He's wrapping the barbed wire around Lucifer's head!!
(The crowd roars as the wire impales Jones' face and he screams in pain. Instinctively punches Kilroy Evans in the nuts and he goes down like a bag of hammers]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones finds Kilroy's weak spot and is now trying to pull the barbed wire crown off of his head but it isn't budging.
Phil Blauer: With that crown of thorns he reminds me of someone.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones decides to just leave it and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He dives off and delivers a barbed wire headbutt to Kilroy's crotch!!
(Kilroy clutches his groin and rolls around the mat. The force of the headbutt dislodges the barbed wire crown violently from Jones' head, lacerating him seriously]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy's head leans on the second rope and he stains it with blood. Dan Stein takes the opportunity to swat him a few times with some stiff rights. Stein climbs up to the apron and punches him a few more times.
(Kilroy Evans ducks down and avoids the fireball that hits Dan Stein right in the face!! The Arco Arena erupts and Stein falls from the apron into the guardrail. Domino rushes to Stein's side]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy moves out of the way of the fireball and it hits The Punisher! He shoots Jones into the ropes and nearly takes his head off with a boot to the head!
(The fans are beside themselves as Kilroy irish whips Jones into the turnbuckles hard. He straddles him on the second rope and then begins beating his head in with both fists while the audience counts along]
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"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed; 10 Minutes Remaining."
The Arco Arena: 11!
(Lucifer Jones walks Evans out into the center of the ring and then drops him with an inverted atomic drop]
Guillermo O'Bannon: He grabs Kilroy while he's bent over and drives him into the mat with a jumping sitdown ganso bomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones applies a cobra clutch on Kilroy Evans. He's stealing Kilroy's move!
Phil Blauer: I thought it was Slaughter's move?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones lifts him up and drops his back across his knee with Lucifer's Touch!! He presses Evans' back down across his knee, hoping for a submission.
(Domino helps a blinded and burned Dan Stein to the locker room. Jones continues to press Kilroy's body down across his knee while Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones releases Lucifer's Touch and climbs to the top turnbuckle from inside the ring. Kilroy gets up and pushes him before he can hit the moonsault and crotches him on the top turnbuckle. Kilroy pulls him down in a tree of woe.
(An upside down Jones bleeds a huge pool of blood under his head. Kilroy gets a running start and spears him in the stomach!! The audience roars and Jones flops to the mat, clutching his ribs]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans pulls Jones up to his feet and butterflies his arms in front of the chair. He drives his head into the mat with a double arm DDTs his skull onto that steel chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Lucifer Jones gets his foot on the rope)
(The audience groans. Kilroy Evans slides through the ropes and grabs another table. He leans it against the corner]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans irish whips Lucifer Jones into the table!! Jones bounces out but ducks a clothesline and reverses with an STO on the chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans struggles to his hands and knees and Lucifer Jones comes back with a soccer kick to his chest!
(Lucifer Jones steps out through the ropes onto the apron. The Arco Arena boos and he flips them off. He slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones springboards off the top rope into a tornado DDT on that chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
(The audience gives both men a round of applause for such a good match. Lucifer Jones pulls the table out of the corner and sets it up in the center of the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones irish whips Evans into the ropes and goes for the emerald frosion again, but Kilroy blocks it. He makes some adjustments and suplexes Lucifer through the table!!
(Kilroy Evans staggers to his feet and presses Lucifer over his head. Jones begs to be put down]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy drops him onto his shoulder and gives him a running The Ultimate Thump powerslam on the broken table!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans lies that chair over Jones' face and bounces off the ropes, legdropping the chair!
(Jones rolls on to his side and spits out a bunch of blood. Kilroy Evans pulls him up into a crucifix]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans drives Jones into the mat with a razor's edge!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans scoops Jones up but Lucifer falls behind him on his feet in an inverted facelock. He lifts Evans up and drives him headfirst into the mat with a Stigmata brainbuster!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer sits on Evans back and applies a camel clutch. He digs his fingers into Kilroy's various cuts, fish hooking his mouth and generally being a dick.
(Kilroy Evans looks like he was head dipped in blood. Jones gives Evans' head a good yank back. Mike Peters asks him if he wants to submit but Evans refuses]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones pulls him up into a front facelock and chicken wings his arm. He then drops down into the Toxic Shock Drop!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones double underhooks his arms, but Kilroy blocks it and backdrops Jones. He applies an STF on Lucifer Jones! He clamps that arm around Jones' head and pulls him up!
(Jones bleeds down Kilroy's arm, as he reaches out for the ropes. Peters asks him if he wants to tap out but Lucifer keeps stretching. Kilroy readjusts his grip and pulls Jones' head up]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones finally gets to the ropes and Mike Peters forces a break. Kilroy releases the STF and then goes for another spear. Jones catches him, double underhooks his arms and lifts him up into a canadian backbreaker!
(Jones points Kilroy's head towards the mat and then drops him into a stiff piledriver!! Kilroy is motionless afterwards]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer hits The Death Driver and makes the pin!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer goes for an Yankee Cracker but Kilroy spins out of it and reverses it into a full nelson suplex! He lifts him up in a back suplex then drops him in his Blue Thunder Driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
(The Arco Arena leaps up in unison and celebrates! "No Rest for the Wicked" by The Bloodhound Gang plays on the PA. Andrew Karnage, Adrian Tanner Jr., Robert Hunglestien III and Andrew Sinclair run into the ring]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 26 minutes 28 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...KILROY EVANS!!!"
(A blood drenched Kilroy Evans stands on the second rope holding the UCW World Tag Team title in one hand and the Hardkore America Heavyweight title in the other]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans has done it! After over a year of trying, he has won the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship!!
(Karnage and Sinclair hold Kilroy up on their shoulders. Hunglestien and Tanner pat him on the back while Evans holds the Hardkore America title over his head while the fans chant "KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!!"]
Phil Blauer: (tries to dry the beer off of himself) Sure he's happy now. But when he gets my dry cleaning bill...
(Kilroy Evans take a victory lap, high fives Guillermo, and slaps Phil on the side of the head and then exits through the crowd]
Phil Blauer: Oww....
Guillermo O'Bannon: We're here in Sacramento, the boyhood home of Andrew Sinclair, for his first Hardkore World Heavyweight Title Shot. He earned that shot by waging war through a barbed wire hell to become 2005 Hardkore Helloween Champion. But tonight he fights another champion who has cut through nearly every wrestler today.
("Monkey Man" by The Rolling Stones starts up and The Arco Arena leaps to their feet. Andrew "Gonzo" Sinclair steps out and is nearly blown back by the pop. Sinclair walks down to the ring wearing his wrestling trunks under a knee-length black and white Kobashi-style velvet robe. He also wears a black head band that trails down to his waist. The fans chant "SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!!"]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair winning Hardkore Helloween is considered an upset in alot of people's minds, but not in mine. I've seen Andrew Sinclair as a diamond in the rough for quite a while.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, well you also saw big things for Hero.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair burned through his fellow Un-Stablemates Robert Hunglestien III and Andrew Karnage to get through Helloween. He's also said The Un-Stable are the only ones who deserve a title shot.
Yolanda Ando: Andrew Sinclair wears black bicycle-short-style wrestling trunks that have a stylized white revolver emblazoned across the ass.
(Before entering the ring, he drops the robe and headband, revealing a long sleeve black t-shirt with the words "Straight Shooter" on the front and "Internationally Infamous" on the back in silver]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is The Main Event of the evening. It is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Featuring first, from Sacramento, California...(The audience drowns Kasal out with their monster pop)...Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds...'THE STRAIGHTSHOOTER' GONZO SINCLAIR!!!"
(Sinclair nods and smiles while loosening and strethcing the ropes. The Sacramento crowd chants "SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!!" Then "No Quarter" by Led Zepplin plays and The Arco Arena silences. The Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion steps out in a black silk robe that trails behind him a good four feet. The audience boos and thows debris at the champion as he walks out]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn still looking kinda shaky from that huge fireball he took from Death Gojira in Cleveland. He's gonna need all his facilities to defeat The Straightshooter.
Yolanda Ando: Cobryn wears regular black tights with the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist. The Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title is slung over his shoulder. He also wears black wrestling boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Key Largo of the Florida Keys; He Stands 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds; He is One Third of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS & The Current HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...COBRYN!!!"
(The Arco Arena rocks with boos. Referee Ron Reid holds up the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship and holds it over. The audience gives it a round of applause out of respect. Reid signals for the bell and the crowd cheers again]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn and Andrew Sinclair circle one another. Cobryn catches Sinclair on the chin with a snab jab, and another. Cobryn pops him in the nose. Sinclair fires back with an elbow smash that backs him up.
(The audience delights at Sinclair's first hit, and gets louder when he follows Cobryn into the corner with another elbow. Cobryn drops down and punches Sinclair right in the testicals. The fans boo]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn picks him up and inverted powerslams him! He presses Sinclair over his head but Sinclair falls down behind him!
(The audience cheers loudly and Andrew Sinclair german suplexes Cobryn out of his boots]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Cobryn rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair applies a wakigatame. Cobryn tries to crawl over to the ropes, but Sinclair holds firm to his arm. He wrenches up on it and Cobryn shouts out in pain.
(The Sacramento crowd chants "Break It! Break It! Break It! Break It! Break It!" Cobryn reaches back and rakes Sinclair's eyes. Cobryn gets to his feet and rakes his shoelaces across Sinclair's eyes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn runs into the ropes and double stomps Sinclair's face. He cradles his leg and salto suplexes him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn irish whips Sinclair into the ropes and hiptosses him into a powerslam. He irish whips him into the ropes again and shoulderblocks him to the mat. Cobryn bounces into the ropes on the other side but Sinclair reverse drop toe holds him into a sambo takedown!
(The audience cheers and Andrew Sinclair applies an achilles hold. Sinclair wrenches Cobryn's foot to the side. The fans start up another "Break It! Break It! Break It! Break It! Break It!" chant]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid asking Cobryn if he wants to submit, but the champ holding on. Sinclair twisting his foot, trying take out one of his wheels. Sinclair turns it into a hizajujigatame kneebar. Sinclair pulling Cobryn's boot up to his face and continues to twist his feet.
(The chants of "Break It! Break It! Break It! Break It! Break It!" get louder. Sinclair sits up and continues to clamp down on Cobryn's twisted leg. Cobryn drops to his back in frustration and Reid notices his shoulders]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Cobryn sits back up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair sits up and then gets to his feet, with Cobryn's foot still in his hands. He swings Cobryn across the ring with a dragon whip. He grabs Cobryn by the legs and lifts him up in a wheelbarrow, but Cobryn tucks and rolls, flipping Sinclair across the ring!
(Cobryn twists Sinclair's arm. He gives it a second twist and wrings it hard, taking some time out to answer some rowdy fans in the front row. Cobryn flips him on to his back with a judo toss]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn applies an armscissors. He squeezes Sinclair's arm with his powerful legs. He rolls Sinclair's back to the mat.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Andrew Sinclair gets one shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn continues to clamp down on Sinclair's arm, only releasing a leg occasionally to batter Sinclair in the face with some kicks. He spins it around into a half nelson. He pulls Sinclair to his feet and half nelson suplexes him!
(The audience boos. Cobryn goes to legwhip him but Sinclair swings his leg around in an enzuigiri! The Arco Arena comes to life. Sinclair drops a headbutt to Cobryn's elbow]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair applies a jujigatame cross armbar on the same arm that he wore down with the wakigatame earlier. Sinclair twists his legs around Cobryn's arm and bridges backwards. Cobryn's arms are pinned to the mat again.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Cobryn rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn grabs hold of the ropes and Ron Reid forces the break. Cobryn rolls out of the ring and...he's leaving!
(The crowd boos as Cobryn grabs his two title belts off of the timekeeper's table, slings them over his shoulders and limps out. Sinclair chases after him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn is chased back into the ring but he's ready for Sinclair to roll in with a flurry of stomps. He tosses Sinclair across the ring with a t-bone suplex!
(Cobryn applies a wristlock. Sinclair struggles to his feet, he grabs a handful of Cobryn's hair. Ron Reid forces him to let go]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn drops Sinclair down into an armbreaker. He pulls him up into a chicken wing, then hammerlock suplexes him!
(Cobryn atomic drops Sinclair on the top turnbuckle, facing the audience. The crowd chants "Fuck You Cobryn *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Cobryn *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Cobryn *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*"]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn limps up to the second turnbuckle and grabs Sinclair by both arms. He crossarm german superplexes him!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn lifts Sinclair into a razor's edge, but Sinclair drops down into a huracanrana! He northern lights suplexes him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Cobryn rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair whacks Cobryn in the shoulder with a stiff kick as he rises. He smacks Cobryn in the thigh with a low kick and then thumps him in the elbow with another. He lifts him up in a fireman's carry and then drops him on his head with a death valley driver!!
(The fans cheer and chant "SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!!" Sinclair steps over Cobryn's arm and twists around his leg in a kimura]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair going back to the arm, spinning Cobryn around the ring in the kimura armlock.
[The Sacramento crowd chants "Break It!! Break It!! Break It!! Break It!! Break It!!" Cobryn latches onto the bottom rope and Ron Reid forces Sinclair to release the spinning kimura]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn gets to his feet and shakes some feeling back into his arm. Cobryn hits Sinclair with an overhand punch; a second one knocks Sinclair into the ropes. Cobryn grabs hold of Sinclair's hair and smashes him in the face with another closed fist. Another punch backs Sinclair up, but he comes back at Cobryn with a koppo kick!
(The crowd cheers. Andrew Sinclair follows it up with a clothesline but Cobryn ducks it and dragon suplexes him]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn hammerlocks Sinclair's arm behind him and then belly to belly suplexes him onto his chicken winged arm!
(The Arco Arena boos. Sinclair clutches his arm, and rolls over to his side. Cobryn irish whips Sinclair into the ropes, but Sinclair comes back with an STO]
Phil Blauer: Sinclair seems to have hurt his arm more than he hurt Cobryn with that move. Dummy.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair scoops Cobryn up and drills his head into the mat with a northern lights bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Cobryn gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn sits up just in time to catch a kneestrike to the face Sinclair calls Caution: Do Not Stop on the Tracks!!
(The Sacramento fans cheer. Cobryn sits up with a bloody nose. Sinclair shakes some feeling back into his arm and pulls him up but Cobryn catches him unawares with a wrist-clutch exploder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn double chicken wings both of Andrew Sinclair's arms and german suplexes him on both of his arms! Cobryn applies a rear naked choke!
(Sinclair flails his arms out wildly, and tries to get his fingers underneath Cobryn's arm around his throat. Cobryn rolls on to his back and squeezes his legs around Sinclair's waist]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair is able to roll over to his side and is able to grab the ropes. Cobryn pulls him up in a hanging suplex, then drops him in a brainbuster!
(Cobryn pulls him up and irish whips him into the ropes. Sinclair comes back with a flying kneelift underneath Cobryn's chin! Sinclair raising his fist and shouting "OH!" as the fans cheer]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn gets to his knees before he catches a running soccer kick to the ribcage that takes the wind out of him! Sinclair tosses him across the ring with a karelin lift! Sinclair dragon suplexes him!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Cobryn rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn only gets up to his knees and begs Sinclair not to hurt him anymore.
(The Sacramento fans all voice what they would do in this situation and Sinclair listens to all their suggestions. During the distraction, Sinclair pulls him by the front of the tights]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair gets slammed shoulder first into the cornerpost by his tights! He rolls out to the floor below and Cobryn follows after him. Sinclair catches Cobryn getting off the apron with a uranage on the concrete!!
(The Arco Arena cheers. Andrew Sinclair rolls back into the ring and uncharactisically plays to his hometown fans, while shaking his hurt arm a little. Cobryn crawls up to the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair attempts to suplex Cobryn back in but the champ hooks his leg around the bottom rope. Cobryn reverses it into a jackhammer off the apron to the floor!!
(The crowd boos Cobryn who lies next to a motionless Andrew Sinclair. Cobryn retrieves the ringbell off of timekeeper Ron De La O's table]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn gets a running start and smashes Sinclair in the face with that ringbell!!
(Sinclair rolls over with a large laceration over his eye. Cobryn checks his bloody nose a little and rolls him back into the ring, then enters himself. He irish whips Sinclair into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair comes back with a running high kick that nearly decapitates Cobryn! He front facelocks him with both arms and drops down into a guillotine choke!
Phil Blauer: Cobryn in some real trouble all of a sudden.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair squeezing Cobryn's midsection with his legs so he can't get any new air, while clamping down on his throat with that front facelock.
(The Sacramento fans are going nuts as Cobryn desperately tries to escape. Cobryn then delivers a series of kidney punches until Sinclair is forced to release it. Sinclair irish whips Cobryn but the champ reverses it and sends him into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn with a spinebuster! He gets up and applauds for that move which is not endearing himself to this crowd very much. He pulls Sinclair up into a fireman's carry and drops him in a death valley bomb!! He pins Sinclair with his feet on the ropes!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn gets under Sinclair's legs with an electric chair. He drops him back into a gory driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn goes for an exploder but Sinclair blocks it, and reverses with one of his own. He gets behind Cobryn and cranks his head to the side in a submission hold. Reminicent of Smash's old standby.
Phil Blauer: That's my middle name.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair trying to twist Cobryn's head off. He makes an adjustment and drops back into a triangle choke!!
(All of the fans in the front row of The Arco Arena pound on the railing, chanting "TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!" While Cobryn desperately looks for escape, Sinclair clamps down on his windpipe with his powerful arm. Blood runs from Sinclair's forehead to the canvas below]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair has been battering Cobryn and stretching him in a way I haven't seen since he defeated Big Bad Bill for the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship in Pheonix. Cobryn's arm is limp and Ron Reid lifts it up...
(Cobryn keeps it up and the fans boo. Sinclair pulls him up to his feet with the choke still applied but Cobryn reaches back and wrenches Sinclair's testicals. Cobryn scoops him up]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn slides his hand down to Sinclair's knee, hooks it before lifting up his own left leg and dropping down and to his left, spiking the Sinclair down in The Question!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn straightjackets Sinclair's arms and drops him back in a rising star suplex!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn lifts Sinclair up into a human torture rack and then drops back into an inverted samoan drop! He sits on Sinclair's back and applies a sleeper hold camel clutch.
(Cobryn rocks back with Sinclair's head in his arms, as Gonzo's blood runs freely down his face to the mat below. Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to submit but isn't getting an answer]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair does a push up and gets to his knees, but Cobryn leaps up and comes down on his back to get him back down. He wrenches Sinclair's head from side to side, but Sinclair is finally able to crawl over to the ropes! Cobryn pulls him up to his feet, but Sinclair tosses him across the ring with a rolling iponzei!
(The Arco Arena erupts. Andrew Sinclair wipes the blood out of his eyes and points at Cobryn menacingly. Cobryn tries to reason with him, but just catches an elbow to the face. Sinclair lifts him up in a hanging suplex]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair drops him facefirst onto his knee with Go To (the) ER!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: He bounces into the ropes and delivers a devastating kneedrop to Cobryn's broken nose!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Cobryn gets his foot on the bottom rope)
(The fans let out a collective groan. Andrew Sinclair applies an abdominal stretch and then drops him back into a ground cobra twist. He turns it into an inverted facelock and places his far leg between Cobryn's legs and pushes his near leg's knee against Cobryn's back. Sinclair then pulls Cobryn's head backwards with his arms and Cobryn's far leg outwards with his leg]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair turns his ground cobra twist into a stretch plum. Cobryn screamin in agony as his entire body seems to be being pulled in different directions. Sinclair pulls back on Cobryn's head and Ron Reid is in perfect position for the tap out.
(The audience boos as Hardkore Nippon Grand Champion Johnny Lee Harley waddles down to the ring. He jumps up on the apron and tries to enter the ring but Ron Reid cuts him off]
Phil Blauer: Guillermo, what's your dad doing here?
Yolanda Ando: Yeah, Guillermo.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Not cool, dude. Not cool.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Lee Harley trying to help out his stablemate but Ron Reid making it difficult. He finally throws Ron Reid to the mat and enters, smashing Sinclair in the face!
(Robert Hunglestien III, Andrew Karnage, Kilroy Evans, and Adrian Tanner Jr. run down to the ring and swarm on Johnny Lee Harley]
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bandaged Kilroy Evans drops Johnny Lee Harley with The Bad Touch! Harley staggers to his feet and catches The Nightmare Lariot!!
(The Arco Arena roars. Meanwhile, Cobryn has gotten back to his feet and boots Sinclair in the stomach. Ron Reid shoos The Un-Stable out of the ring but they stay nearby at ringside]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn butterflies Sinclair's arms and drives his bloody face into the mat with a double underhook gourdbuster he calls The CobPlex!! He hangs on to his arms and lifts him into a michinoku driver I!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn waistlocks Sinclair, but Sinclair back elbows him in the face. He smacks him in the face with a spinning uraken back fist. Sinclair goes for a suplex, but Cobryn blocks it. Cobryn reverses with a sitout gourdbuster!
(Cobryn lifts Andrew Sinclair up in an inverted crucifix and then facefirst powerbombs him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Salty, Salty Tears of Andrew Sinclair!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn full nelsons Sinclair, but Sinclair mule kicks his groin. Sinclair takes his legs out from under him and wheelbarrow suplexes him!
(The fans cheer as Andrew Sinclair climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He points to everyone in the audience]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bombs Away Kneedrop!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Cobryn gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair irish whips Cobryn into the ropes but Cobryn slides underneath a big boot. He springs up behind Sinclair and drops him with a rude awakening!
(Cobryn pulls Sinclair up into a sitting position and then flips forward into a cattle mutilation! The Sacramento crowd boos Cobryn stealing Sinclair's finisher]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn stretching Sinclair with The Straight Shot!! Cobryn holding a perfect bridge while pressing him down towards his own legs. Sinclair shaking his head "no" that he won't submit but how long can he hold on.
(The fans chant "SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!!" urging him not to submit. The Un-Stable at ringside does the same. Cobryn finally releases The Straight Shot and lifts him up into a razor's edge]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn has him up in a crucifix and then drops him straight down into a DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair just escapes with his life. Cobryn pulls him up by his bloodsoaked hair and whips him into the ropes. He dips down for a backdrop but Sinclair blocks it. He lifts Cobryn up into a gory special! He grabs onto Cobryn's leg and pitches him back over his shoulders into The Revolution Blues!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
(The Arco Arena is deafening as Andrew Sinclair climbs up to the top turnbuckle and comes off with another Bombs Away Kneedrop]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
(The Sacramento fans leap to their feet in celebration as well as The Un-Stable! "Monkey Man" by The Rolling Stones plays as Robert Hunglestien III grabs the Hardkore World Championship belt off of Ron De La O's table]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair has done the impossible tonight here in his hometown!
Phil Blauer: (can't hear) What??
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 25 minutes 23 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ANDREW 'GONZO' SINCLAIR!!!"
(Andrew Karnage, Adrian Tanner Jr., and Kilroy Evans hold a blood drenched Andrew Sinclair on their shoulders while the fans chant "SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!!" Robert Hunglestien III hands Andrew Sinclair his World Championship title belt. Sinclair kisses it and holds it over his head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair holds the most prestigious title belt in the World, one that has a lineage that goes back to 1987! He went through barbed wire, the Road to Helloween, and the immortal Cobryn to do it!
[The fans continue to chant "SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!!" While The Un-Stable celebrate in the ring. Cobryn sits in the corner in disbelief. Lucifer Jones comes down to the ring to collect him. He hands Cobryn his Six Man title belt and helps him back to the locker room]
Guillermo O'Bannon: What a show here tonight, we've witnessed history! Join us next month, where in Palm Springs. We will see the Wargames Match between The Society of the New Breed and The Un-Stable!!
(Fade out as The Arco Arena continues to chant "SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!! SIN-CLAIR!!"]