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The Xtreme Hardcore Federation Presents:
XHF Pyro
December 4th, 2006
The Pengrowth Saddle Dome
Calgery, Alberta, Canada
*We fade in to the announcer's booth, where both our announcers, Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler are sitting, looking as jovial and cheerful as ever.*
Cole: And ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another edition of XHF Pyro!
King: Not much of a Pyro to me....
Cole: Are you on crack? This has been a great Pyro thus far!
King: Yeah, but the fans already missed most of the show.
Cole: Unfortunatly ladies and gentlemen, he's right. Thanks to the XHF TV's yearly Dog Show Marathon, the majority of XHF's Pyro was not televised.
King: Yeah, but thank God we knew before hand! We saved up all the Pyro's for when we went live!
*We pan around the arena, where most of the fans are buzzing, and suddenly the XHF Pyro them begins to blare through the speakers, and pyros shoot out from all of the turnbuckles in the ring, as well as on the stage and around the Xtreme Tron. Most of the fans shreik in horror, as they totally wern't expecting pyros to shoot off randomly in the middle of the show.*
King: Wimps. What did they expect, when they bought tickets for a show called "Pyro"?
Cole: Right you are, King. But for all of our fans just joining us now, here's a quick recap of the events from earlier in the night!
*We then cut to a video montage, highlighting the parts of Pyro that we missed. The song? "Fight for Your Right to Party, by the Beastie Boys, of course.*
We first see CK Owens making his way to the ring, arrogantly. Followed by Maria, who comes out alone, looking slightly intimidated, but brave and confident as well.
CK Owens vs. Maria
We cut to the match, where we see Owens running at Maria, who counters his strike attack with an arm drag! Owens gets up, frustrated! We cut to late in the match, when Owens leans Maria into the ropes, choking her. The ref pulls Owens back, and Maria takes advantage with a dropkick that knocks Owens out of the ring! "Fight for your right to party" continues to play, as Owens runs up behind Maria while she's distracted by an interfering Chris Mercury, and slams her face first into the canvas with a Beatbox! He goes for the pin, getting a 1, 2, 3!
Winner: CK Owens
We cut to later in the match, as Owens and Mercury pick up Maria, looking to do more harm to her! However Joe Everyman slides into the ring, knocking down Mercury with a forearm! Owens tries to attack Joe but Joe back body drops Owens! Jump to Joe pulling Owens up for a Twist of Fate, but Mercury pulling Owens out of the ring, saving him! Joe checks on Maria as Mercury and Owens gloat and taunt on the ramp.
Cole (voiceover): That damn CK Owens! Damn him, and damn Chris Mercury!
Cut to Carmelo Cortez making his ring entrance, followed by Shiyen.
Carmello "The Pain" Cortez vs. Shiyen
The music of Beastie Boys continues to play, as we see Shiyen performing various stiff kicks, as well as a hip toss that sends Carmello rolling out of the ring. Carmelo looks irritated as he slides back into the ring, spearing Shiyen to the ground. Snap to later in the match, as Carmello sets up Shiyen for a piledriver. Shiyen reverses, backdropping Cortez to the ground. Cortez gets back up, and barley ducks a roundhouse kick from Shiyen. Cortez then leaps foreward, nailing another impressive spear on Shiyen. Carmelo then whips Shiyen, but the bald asian wrestler crashes into the referee! Cut to Cortez re-entering the ring with a chair, and cracking it over Shiyen's head! Shiyen falls to the mat, and Cortez tosses the weapon out of the ring. Pin! 1, 2, 3!
Winner: Carmello "The Pain" Cortez
Cut to Joe Everyman making his way to the ring, followed by Rob Arnold. Both men stand silently, glaring at each other as the steel cage is lowered.
Cage Match
Joe Everyman vs. Rob Arnold
The music montage continues as both Joe and Rob Arnold check their surroundings. Joe even shakes the cage a little bit, before turning back to Rob Arnold, who hasn't been in a cage match in months. Cut to the beggining of the match, as Everyman and Arnold tie up. Arnold with a knee to the gut, before slamming Everyman's head into the cage. Cut to the middle of the match, as Rob whips Joe into the ropes. Joe comes off the ropes with a huge lariet, taking down Rob Arnold. Arnold climbing to his feet, and somehow catching Joe as he dives off the ropes, and reversing a cross body into a powerslam. Arnold climbing up the side of the cage to escape, but Joe leaping up to the side of the cage just beneath him, then delivering a huge German Suplex to Arnold, both men crashing to the middle of the ring!
Cole (voiceover): MY GOD!
King (voiceover): They're both dead!
Everyman, climbing to his feet. Taunting for Arnold to get up. Arnold turning around, and getting set up for a Twist of Fate! Arnold shoving Joe into a turnbuckle, Arnold pulling Joe back and taking him down with a huge DDT! Arnold pulling Joe up to his feet, trying to throw him into the cage, but Joe reversing it! Arnold hits the cage hard, and stumbles right into a Twist of Fate! Joe then crawls to the cage door, referees open it. Joe is halfway out, when CK Owens comes from nowhere and smashes the Phoenix title into Everyman's face! Everyman is out! Arnold getting to his feet, and climbing up the wall of the cage! Arnold escapes!
Winner via Cage Escape: Rob Arnold
The music finishes just as we see Rob Arnold celebrating on the ring stage, arms raised in victory, and Joe angrilly getting to his feet, screaming in anger.
*We cut back to the announcer's booth, as Cole and King join us again.*
Cole: And that's just a short recap of our show thus far, King.
King: Yeah, we've still got our main event to look foreward to!
Cole: Speaking of which....
**As police sirens are heard in the arena. Mr. Slave slowly makes his way down to the ring, as he walks a public service announcement is read over the sound system. Which ofcourse warns the people of this certain individual.
"WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!! Please do not reach over the guardrail, as black folks have been known to steal, murder, and {No Means No}. As you can see, this individual is very nasty looking, so the likely chance and attack will occur is 99%. So keep your hands inside and don't touch, Mr. Slave. Please refrain from talking to him, as saying the wrong thing could lead to a {No Means No} and murder. Please hide all children, black people have been known to run away at the sight of children, especially there own. Please follow these rules and you shall be safe."
Mr. Slave looks at an old lady, she turns away fearing for her life. She turns away to grab a knife and tries to stab him. However she misses, as Mr. Slave is just entering the ring by using the steps. As he gets in the middle of the ring, there are a few cops at hand. Who properly search him, for any knifes, guns, or drugs. Once he is cleared as being clean, he waits in the corner for the opponent**
Cole: Here is the one and hopefully only Slave in XHF.
King: Yeah but he does produce some great comedy.
Cole: Speaking of comedy, is that Michael Richards in the front row?
King: I think it is!
It is indeed Michael Richards sitting in the front row, calling Mr. Slave, well, you get the picture.
All of the lights in the arena shut off then as slow piano-like music fills the PA system as you can hear the faint sounds of the crowd as Born of A Broken Man by Rage Against the Machine kicks into high gear and out comes "Dynamite" Jay Williams to high crowd cheers as he meets his wife and hugs her as they both walk down to the ring with the song playing.
My fears hunt me down
Capturing my memories
The frontier of loss
They try to escape across the street where
Jesus stripped bare
And {No Means No} the spirit he was supposed to nurture
In the name of my in the name of my...
Jay smiles as he runs up the stairs as the chorus blasts on and holds the ring ropes up smiling as he lets his wife get in as he jumps over the ring ropes, going over to his wife, kissing her on the cheek as Jay gets on the turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd again as massive cheers are heard as Jay jumps off the turnbuckle waits for his opponent.
King :Jay Williams, apparent racist?
Cole: No, I think he just got caught up in the moment and stuff. But with Michael Richards at ring side...
Jay Williams vs. Mr. Slave
Jay Williams jumps up and down as Mr. Slave looks at Richards, who is giving him nothing but racial slurs. The bell rings as Mr. Slave runs at Jay Williams. Jay ducks a Mr. Slave Lariat and when Mr. Slave turns around, he gets dropkicked. Due to his rotund stature, he does not fall down to the mat like Jay had hoped for. So Jay dropkicks him again, this time, Mr. Slave falls out of the ring as Michaels Richards starts to taunt him.
Michael Richards: Aw, did the n****er fall down? DO YOU WANT SOME KENNY ROGERS CHICKEN THERE BOY?! YOU WANT A WHITE WOMAN AND A WATERMELON?! YOU STUPID P****M***EY!
By this time, security comes in and escorts Richards from the arena. The crowd boos as Richards insults every black person he sees along the way. Jay can only look around in shock as Mr. Slave has brought himself back to his feet. Jay grabs the top rope and flies out with a Plancha. Mr. Slave catches Jay and slams him down on the floor. Jay holds his back as Mr. Slave sets his eyes upon Amy Skye-Williams. This makes Mr. Slave very happy to see such a beatiful woman standing on the outside of the ring. Jay gets back to his feet and pushes Mr. Slave into the turnbuckle but Mr. Slave just turns around and takes off Jay's head with a Clothesline. Mr. Slave gets back into the ring and goes back out to break the count. Jay is brought back up to his feet and Mr. Slave picks him up and tosses him head first into the turnbuckle. Mr. Slave raises his arms but the crowd boos him. He has that sad look in his eyes as we notice Jay Williams is busted open.
Cole: Well, I think it's safe to say that Michael Richards will never be at an XHF show again.
King: I think you would be correct in assuming so.
Mr. Slave shows us how smart he is by rolling Jay into the ring. But then he doesn't pin Jay. Go figure. Once again though, Mr. Slave stops to look at Amy. Jay gets to his feet and bleeds all over the place. He grabs the second rope, jumps, bounces off and hits a Bulldog like move to Mr. Slave, who had his back turned. Jay staggers around as he hits a Standing Moonsault on the downed Mr. Slave. Jay keeps on him for a cover.
One!
Mr. Slave tosses him off like a rag doll. Mr. Slave gets back to his feet and pounds his chest in xtreme rage. Jay uses the ropes to get up as Mr. Slave just knees him right in the face. Jay holds his head as Mr. Slave picks him up and throws him across the ring as if Jay was a chew toy. Mr. Slave keeps on the attack by planting his huge feet in the stomach of Jay Williams. Jay yells out in pain as Mr. Slave jumps in the air and lands a huge Body Splash that nearly flattens Jay Williams. Mr. Slave stays on top for a cover.
One!
Two!!
Jay gets his foot on the rope.
King: Good thinking by Jay.
Cole: Yes it was.
Mr. Slave looks mad as he gets back up to his feet. Mr. Slave heads to the top rope but that takes forever due to his large size. This gives Jay time to get up on his feet, leap in the air and hit a nasty Enziguri on Mr. Slave. Mr. Slave slumps over as Jay goes to the top rope. Jay gives Mr. Slave a Super Hurricanrana! Mr. Slave hits the mat and bounces off. He comes back down and lays there. Jay goes back to the top rope and looks around at the crowd. He flies off with a 450 Splash and it connects! Jay keeps the cover.
One!
Two!!
Mr. Slave powers out of the pin.
Cole: Cant keep a good slave down.
King: HEY, HEY, YOU WATCH IT!
Jay gets back to his knees and looks frustrated. Mr. Slave gets back to his feet as does Jay. But all of a sudden, a voice comes over the arena.
Voice:HEY N*****, I GOT SOME N***** BITCHES FOR YOU! N*****, N*****!
The voice goes away as Mr. Slave looks frustrated at being called the n word so many times in one week. This gives Jay a chance to roll him up with a pin.
One!
Two!!
No, Mr. Slave doesnt stay down for the three count. Mr. Slave gets to his feet as does Jay Williams. Jay jumps up for a Rana but Mr. Slave counters to a Powerbomb so hard that the people in the fifth row felt it. Mr. Slave gets back to his feet and sees a bucket of chicken dangling from the ceiling. Well, not really but Mr. Slave is distracted by something he sees in the crowd. So this gives Jay another chance to roll him up.
One!
Two!!
Three!!!
Winner: Jay Williams
Cole: My God, what an eventful Pyro!
King: Oh, I know! We saw CK Owens beat up a girl with the help of his apparent friend Chris Mercury!
Cole: We also saw Carmello Cortez score a win over Shiyen, via BRUTAL chairshot! That guy has an attitude problem!
King: Oh I know! And what about Rob Arnold's victory over Joe Everyman!
Cole: Thanks to CK Owens again!
King: And last but not least, an appearence by Michael Richards during the highly anticipated Jay Williams/Mr. Slave matchup!
Cole: It certainly has been an eventful Pyro. Thanks for joining us folks, see you next time!
*We fade out as Jay Williams continues to celebrate his win over Mr. Slave, as Michael Richards crowd surfs in the background, screaming racial slurs happily.*
XHF Pyro
December 4th, 2006
The Pengrowth Saddle Dome
Calgery, Alberta, Canada
*We fade in to the announcer's booth, where both our announcers, Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler are sitting, looking as jovial and cheerful as ever.*
Cole: And ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another edition of XHF Pyro!
King: Not much of a Pyro to me....
Cole: Are you on crack? This has been a great Pyro thus far!
King: Yeah, but the fans already missed most of the show.
Cole: Unfortunatly ladies and gentlemen, he's right. Thanks to the XHF TV's yearly Dog Show Marathon, the majority of XHF's Pyro was not televised.
King: Yeah, but thank God we knew before hand! We saved up all the Pyro's for when we went live!
*We pan around the arena, where most of the fans are buzzing, and suddenly the XHF Pyro them begins to blare through the speakers, and pyros shoot out from all of the turnbuckles in the ring, as well as on the stage and around the Xtreme Tron. Most of the fans shreik in horror, as they totally wern't expecting pyros to shoot off randomly in the middle of the show.*
King: Wimps. What did they expect, when they bought tickets for a show called "Pyro"?
Cole: Right you are, King. But for all of our fans just joining us now, here's a quick recap of the events from earlier in the night!
*We then cut to a video montage, highlighting the parts of Pyro that we missed. The song? "Fight for Your Right to Party, by the Beastie Boys, of course.*
We first see CK Owens making his way to the ring, arrogantly. Followed by Maria, who comes out alone, looking slightly intimidated, but brave and confident as well.
CK Owens vs. Maria
We cut to the match, where we see Owens running at Maria, who counters his strike attack with an arm drag! Owens gets up, frustrated! We cut to late in the match, when Owens leans Maria into the ropes, choking her. The ref pulls Owens back, and Maria takes advantage with a dropkick that knocks Owens out of the ring! "Fight for your right to party" continues to play, as Owens runs up behind Maria while she's distracted by an interfering Chris Mercury, and slams her face first into the canvas with a Beatbox! He goes for the pin, getting a 1, 2, 3!
Winner: CK Owens
We cut to later in the match, as Owens and Mercury pick up Maria, looking to do more harm to her! However Joe Everyman slides into the ring, knocking down Mercury with a forearm! Owens tries to attack Joe but Joe back body drops Owens! Jump to Joe pulling Owens up for a Twist of Fate, but Mercury pulling Owens out of the ring, saving him! Joe checks on Maria as Mercury and Owens gloat and taunt on the ramp.
Cole (voiceover): That damn CK Owens! Damn him, and damn Chris Mercury!
Cut to Carmelo Cortez making his ring entrance, followed by Shiyen.
Carmello "The Pain" Cortez vs. Shiyen
The music of Beastie Boys continues to play, as we see Shiyen performing various stiff kicks, as well as a hip toss that sends Carmello rolling out of the ring. Carmelo looks irritated as he slides back into the ring, spearing Shiyen to the ground. Snap to later in the match, as Carmello sets up Shiyen for a piledriver. Shiyen reverses, backdropping Cortez to the ground. Cortez gets back up, and barley ducks a roundhouse kick from Shiyen. Cortez then leaps foreward, nailing another impressive spear on Shiyen. Carmelo then whips Shiyen, but the bald asian wrestler crashes into the referee! Cut to Cortez re-entering the ring with a chair, and cracking it over Shiyen's head! Shiyen falls to the mat, and Cortez tosses the weapon out of the ring. Pin! 1, 2, 3!
Winner: Carmello "The Pain" Cortez
Cut to Joe Everyman making his way to the ring, followed by Rob Arnold. Both men stand silently, glaring at each other as the steel cage is lowered.
Cage Match
Joe Everyman vs. Rob Arnold
The music montage continues as both Joe and Rob Arnold check their surroundings. Joe even shakes the cage a little bit, before turning back to Rob Arnold, who hasn't been in a cage match in months. Cut to the beggining of the match, as Everyman and Arnold tie up. Arnold with a knee to the gut, before slamming Everyman's head into the cage. Cut to the middle of the match, as Rob whips Joe into the ropes. Joe comes off the ropes with a huge lariet, taking down Rob Arnold. Arnold climbing to his feet, and somehow catching Joe as he dives off the ropes, and reversing a cross body into a powerslam. Arnold climbing up the side of the cage to escape, but Joe leaping up to the side of the cage just beneath him, then delivering a huge German Suplex to Arnold, both men crashing to the middle of the ring!
Cole (voiceover): MY GOD!
King (voiceover): They're both dead!
Everyman, climbing to his feet. Taunting for Arnold to get up. Arnold turning around, and getting set up for a Twist of Fate! Arnold shoving Joe into a turnbuckle, Arnold pulling Joe back and taking him down with a huge DDT! Arnold pulling Joe up to his feet, trying to throw him into the cage, but Joe reversing it! Arnold hits the cage hard, and stumbles right into a Twist of Fate! Joe then crawls to the cage door, referees open it. Joe is halfway out, when CK Owens comes from nowhere and smashes the Phoenix title into Everyman's face! Everyman is out! Arnold getting to his feet, and climbing up the wall of the cage! Arnold escapes!
Winner via Cage Escape: Rob Arnold
The music finishes just as we see Rob Arnold celebrating on the ring stage, arms raised in victory, and Joe angrilly getting to his feet, screaming in anger.
*We cut back to the announcer's booth, as Cole and King join us again.*
Cole: And that's just a short recap of our show thus far, King.
King: Yeah, we've still got our main event to look foreward to!
Cole: Speaking of which....
**As police sirens are heard in the arena. Mr. Slave slowly makes his way down to the ring, as he walks a public service announcement is read over the sound system. Which ofcourse warns the people of this certain individual.
"WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!! Please do not reach over the guardrail, as black folks have been known to steal, murder, and {No Means No}. As you can see, this individual is very nasty looking, so the likely chance and attack will occur is 99%. So keep your hands inside and don't touch, Mr. Slave. Please refrain from talking to him, as saying the wrong thing could lead to a {No Means No} and murder. Please hide all children, black people have been known to run away at the sight of children, especially there own. Please follow these rules and you shall be safe."
Mr. Slave looks at an old lady, she turns away fearing for her life. She turns away to grab a knife and tries to stab him. However she misses, as Mr. Slave is just entering the ring by using the steps. As he gets in the middle of the ring, there are a few cops at hand. Who properly search him, for any knifes, guns, or drugs. Once he is cleared as being clean, he waits in the corner for the opponent**
Cole: Here is the one and hopefully only Slave in XHF.
King: Yeah but he does produce some great comedy.
Cole: Speaking of comedy, is that Michael Richards in the front row?
King: I think it is!
It is indeed Michael Richards sitting in the front row, calling Mr. Slave, well, you get the picture.
All of the lights in the arena shut off then as slow piano-like music fills the PA system as you can hear the faint sounds of the crowd as Born of A Broken Man by Rage Against the Machine kicks into high gear and out comes "Dynamite" Jay Williams to high crowd cheers as he meets his wife and hugs her as they both walk down to the ring with the song playing.
My fears hunt me down
Capturing my memories
The frontier of loss
They try to escape across the street where
Jesus stripped bare
And {No Means No} the spirit he was supposed to nurture
In the name of my in the name of my...
Jay smiles as he runs up the stairs as the chorus blasts on and holds the ring ropes up smiling as he lets his wife get in as he jumps over the ring ropes, going over to his wife, kissing her on the cheek as Jay gets on the turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd again as massive cheers are heard as Jay jumps off the turnbuckle waits for his opponent.
King :Jay Williams, apparent racist?
Cole: No, I think he just got caught up in the moment and stuff. But with Michael Richards at ring side...
Jay Williams vs. Mr. Slave
Jay Williams jumps up and down as Mr. Slave looks at Richards, who is giving him nothing but racial slurs. The bell rings as Mr. Slave runs at Jay Williams. Jay ducks a Mr. Slave Lariat and when Mr. Slave turns around, he gets dropkicked. Due to his rotund stature, he does not fall down to the mat like Jay had hoped for. So Jay dropkicks him again, this time, Mr. Slave falls out of the ring as Michaels Richards starts to taunt him.
Michael Richards: Aw, did the n****er fall down? DO YOU WANT SOME KENNY ROGERS CHICKEN THERE BOY?! YOU WANT A WHITE WOMAN AND A WATERMELON?! YOU STUPID P****M***EY!
By this time, security comes in and escorts Richards from the arena. The crowd boos as Richards insults every black person he sees along the way. Jay can only look around in shock as Mr. Slave has brought himself back to his feet. Jay grabs the top rope and flies out with a Plancha. Mr. Slave catches Jay and slams him down on the floor. Jay holds his back as Mr. Slave sets his eyes upon Amy Skye-Williams. This makes Mr. Slave very happy to see such a beatiful woman standing on the outside of the ring. Jay gets back to his feet and pushes Mr. Slave into the turnbuckle but Mr. Slave just turns around and takes off Jay's head with a Clothesline. Mr. Slave gets back into the ring and goes back out to break the count. Jay is brought back up to his feet and Mr. Slave picks him up and tosses him head first into the turnbuckle. Mr. Slave raises his arms but the crowd boos him. He has that sad look in his eyes as we notice Jay Williams is busted open.
Cole: Well, I think it's safe to say that Michael Richards will never be at an XHF show again.
King: I think you would be correct in assuming so.
Mr. Slave shows us how smart he is by rolling Jay into the ring. But then he doesn't pin Jay. Go figure. Once again though, Mr. Slave stops to look at Amy. Jay gets to his feet and bleeds all over the place. He grabs the second rope, jumps, bounces off and hits a Bulldog like move to Mr. Slave, who had his back turned. Jay staggers around as he hits a Standing Moonsault on the downed Mr. Slave. Jay keeps on him for a cover.
One!
Mr. Slave tosses him off like a rag doll. Mr. Slave gets back to his feet and pounds his chest in xtreme rage. Jay uses the ropes to get up as Mr. Slave just knees him right in the face. Jay holds his head as Mr. Slave picks him up and throws him across the ring as if Jay was a chew toy. Mr. Slave keeps on the attack by planting his huge feet in the stomach of Jay Williams. Jay yells out in pain as Mr. Slave jumps in the air and lands a huge Body Splash that nearly flattens Jay Williams. Mr. Slave stays on top for a cover.
One!
Two!!
Jay gets his foot on the rope.
King: Good thinking by Jay.
Cole: Yes it was.
Mr. Slave looks mad as he gets back up to his feet. Mr. Slave heads to the top rope but that takes forever due to his large size. This gives Jay time to get up on his feet, leap in the air and hit a nasty Enziguri on Mr. Slave. Mr. Slave slumps over as Jay goes to the top rope. Jay gives Mr. Slave a Super Hurricanrana! Mr. Slave hits the mat and bounces off. He comes back down and lays there. Jay goes back to the top rope and looks around at the crowd. He flies off with a 450 Splash and it connects! Jay keeps the cover.
One!
Two!!
Mr. Slave powers out of the pin.
Cole: Cant keep a good slave down.
King: HEY, HEY, YOU WATCH IT!
Jay gets back to his knees and looks frustrated. Mr. Slave gets back to his feet as does Jay. But all of a sudden, a voice comes over the arena.
Voice:HEY N*****, I GOT SOME N***** BITCHES FOR YOU! N*****, N*****!
The voice goes away as Mr. Slave looks frustrated at being called the n word so many times in one week. This gives Jay a chance to roll him up with a pin.
One!
Two!!
No, Mr. Slave doesnt stay down for the three count. Mr. Slave gets to his feet as does Jay Williams. Jay jumps up for a Rana but Mr. Slave counters to a Powerbomb so hard that the people in the fifth row felt it. Mr. Slave gets back to his feet and sees a bucket of chicken dangling from the ceiling. Well, not really but Mr. Slave is distracted by something he sees in the crowd. So this gives Jay another chance to roll him up.
One!
Two!!
Three!!!
Winner: Jay Williams
Cole: My God, what an eventful Pyro!
King: Oh, I know! We saw CK Owens beat up a girl with the help of his apparent friend Chris Mercury!
Cole: We also saw Carmello Cortez score a win over Shiyen, via BRUTAL chairshot! That guy has an attitude problem!
King: Oh I know! And what about Rob Arnold's victory over Joe Everyman!
Cole: Thanks to CK Owens again!
King: And last but not least, an appearence by Michael Richards during the highly anticipated Jay Williams/Mr. Slave matchup!
Cole: It certainly has been an eventful Pyro. Thanks for joining us folks, see you next time!
*We fade out as Jay Williams continues to celebrate his win over Mr. Slave, as Michael Richards crowd surfs in the background, screaming racial slurs happily.*