Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 1, 2017 12:11:20 GMT -5
The Xtreme Hardcore Federation Presents:
XHF Eve of Xtreme
December 27th, 2006
Rogers Centre
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Capacity: 53,000
Happy Boxing Day?
The show opens up with Spike Kane on the concrete, covered iun blood and totally out. EMT's are around him.
Cole: Oh my gosh.
Snake, Dave Holland, and Rob Arnold arrive on the scene.
: What the hell is this? What happened?
: I bet it was those NWS bastards! Oh, they're gonna pay.
: They broke the contact rule, we're gonna break them.
They watch as the EMTs load Spike up into the ambulance and then they walk off with a look of determination.
Cole: What a horrible way to start off the show.
King: Happy Boxing Day Spike.
*Synths and guitars start wailing as the lights star to flicker and dim, kind of like in the vein of "The Final Countdown...but then something completely different starts playing. "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage plays over the system. As his voice fills the system and fans start cheering, out comes Kevin Hardaway in his usual camoflauge shorts and his red hoodie with the hood up of course standing there looking around the crowd as the chorus plays and Hardaway throws his hood down walking to the ring.
All I've ever wanted
Was destiny to be fulfilled
It is in my hands, I must not fail
I must not fail
Even through the darkest days
This fire burns, always
This fire burns
Always
When he gets to the ring, he jumps on the apron and enters the ring as the Tron is showing his video highlights and gets up on the top turnbuckle raising his fists in an "X" position as both of his hands are doing the infamous metal horns as he takes off his hoodie throwing it to the crowd smiling as he jumps off and the music fades.
Cole:: And here he is the one and only Kevin Hardaway
King:: His tag partner wont be here to save him...
Cole:: Like He needs the help.....he's Kevin Hardaway bitch
"Choke Me" by The Used hits the speakers as Curtis Kanyon emerges from the curtain. He pounds his chest with his firsts then raises his arms in the air. He then runs down to the ring and slides in. He climbs a turnbuckle and pounds his chest again. He then gets down and awaits the match to start
Kevin Hardaway vs. Curtis Kanyon
The match starts off with Kevin cockily pointing to himself, the fans responding cheering loudly. Curtis runs his hands over themselves his long black hair over his eyes, Curtis runs and jumps sliding around the ring as Kevin does a split jump over Curtis, Curtis gets back up and Kevin shakes his finger as if he's saying "no". He and curtis lock up, Curtis uses his power to shove Kev back into the corner, the ref counts 1.2.3.4, Curtis puts his hands up breaking it, he then launches at Kev who ducks out of the way and unleashes some hard forearms in the corner, he whips curtis over to the opposite corner, he measures him up and runs with a full head of steam hitting a high knee
Cole:: OH the impact!
King:: Hardaway showing his quickness
Curtis rolls from the ring, he holds his jaw and looks around, as he turns around hardaway comes sailing over the top rope with a crossbody, Curtis catches Hardaway and rams him backfirst into the steel post, he holds gardaway up and slams him ontop of the announce table. Curtis pulls hardaway off and throws him at the steel steps, hardaway leaps onto the steel steps and backflips off with a moonsault press, he rolls back in the ring and back out again breaking the count. Hardaway pulls curtis up and rolls him into the ring, he hits curtis with another forearm, curtis hits back with a knee to the stomach, he sets hardaway up for a suplex, hardaway flips down and hits a reverse ddt the cover 1...2..kickout by curtis
Cole:: Stay on him kev!
King:: Get up Curtis!....
Hardaway pulls kanyon up to a vertical base, he whips curtis to the ropes, he goes for a clothesline, curtis ducks and comes exploding off the ropes with a hard shoulderblock, he runs to the ropes to the side, hardaway rolls under, curtis rebounds off the opposite ropes, hardaway leapfrogs him, he spins around and goes for a shoulderblock, curtis blocks, hardaway hits a right to the stomach, he hooks his leg over curtis's head, he gets flicked up and hits a hiurricarana on curtis, who slides under the bottom rope to the outside, he gets to his feet and tries to get back into the ring, hardaway with a full head of steam hits a hard baseball slide dropkick, curtis gets thrown to the ring barrier and over it into the crowd. As he gets to his feet hardaway gets to the top rope, he leaps off with all his might into the crowd ontop of curtis!, the crowd goes ape shit!
Cole:: OH MY GOD!
King:: He just lept the guardrail from the ring!
Cole:: Is hardaway ok?
Kevin Hardaway rolls himself over the guardrail and back into thering, he smiles at the camera making the "number 1" sign. He rolls back out to stop the count, curtis gets pulled back over the guardrail, Hardaway rolls him back into the ring. He climbs to the top rope and signals for the "hops is not lost"(five star), and at the last moment he nails it! Curtis tries to stop the count but is too late!
Winner-Kevin Hardaway
JACK'd Up?
Reckless Jack is walking down a hallway. A door behind him swings open and Jack gets attacked by three men in ski masks from behind. They kick him down, but he grabs a nearby equipment case and pulls it toward the men, knocking two back. He kicks the third guy away and staggers back. Everyman and MGK run into the scene and the masked men run off.
: What the hell was that about?
: I think it's pretty obvious...
: ...the Brits!
They walk off with a look of determination.
King: This is getting really interesting.
Cole: They're breaking the rules left and right!
All of the lights in the arena shut off then as slow piano-like music fills the PA system as you can hear the faint sounds of the crowd as Born of A Broken Man by Rage Against the Machine kicks into high gear and out comes "Dynamite" Jay Williams to high crowd cheers as he meets his wife and hugs her as they both walk down to the ring with the song playing.
My fears hunt me down
Capturing my memories
The frontier of loss
They try to escape across the street where
Jesus stripped bare
And {No Means No} the spirit he was supposed to nurture
In the name of my in the name of my...
Jay smiles as he runs up the stairs as the chorus blasts on and holds the ring ropes up smiling as he lets his wife get in as he jumps over the ring ropes, going over to his wife, kissing her on the cheek as Jay gets on the turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd again as massive cheers are heard as Jay jumps off the turnbuckle waits for his opponent.
Cole: This Jay williams has talent.
King: Everyone knows this.
**The lights begin to flash as Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Back My Bullets" begins to rain out of the arena's speakers. As it goes on, Ron Gibson walks from behind the curtains and stands at the top of the stage, looking out to everyone in attendance**
"Life is so strange when its changin', yes indeed
Well I've seen the hard times and the pressure's been on me
But I keep on workin' like the workin' man do
And I've got my act together, gonna walk all over you
Gimme back my bullets
Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around 'cause I done had my fun
Ain't gonna see no more damage done
Gimme back my bullet"
**Rob Gibson begins walking down the ramp. Displaying a look if disgust, as he sees people of all races just boo his ass. He ignores them because of who they are and continues walking down the ramp ever so slowly. Starring into thr crowd**
"Sweet talkin' people done ran me out of town
And I drank enough whiskey to float a battleship around
But I'm leavin' this game one step ahead of you
And you will not hear me cry 'cause I do not sing the blues
Gimme back my bullets
Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around 'cause I done had my fun
Ain't gonna see no more damage done
Gimme back, gimme back my bullets
Oh, put 'em back... where they belong"
**Ron Gibson puts his leg on the apron and then pulls him up so he's standing on the apron. He still has that ugly grin on his face, as he slowly puts his back on the ropes, then yells at all the people that don't look like him. He continues to do this as he gets in the ring. He slowly walks around the ring and picks out people according to their race. Cussing them out and showing no respect.**
"Been up and down since I turned seventeen
Well I've been on top, and then it seems I lost my dream
But I got it back, I'm feelin' better everyday
Tell all those pencil pushers, better get out of my way
Gimme back my bullets
Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around, 'cause I done had my fun
Ain't gonna see no more damage done
Gimme back, gimme back my bullets
Oh put 'em back where they belong
Gimme back my bullets"
**Gibson finally pulls his attention away from the fans and focuses, However fans begin to shower the ring with stuff, trying to hit or injure gibson. He dodges the stuff and the just ignores the fans even when they continue to boo him. Then he runs to the corner and gets on top, as the music begins to die and starts again with obscenities to certain fans. Showing of that ugly smirk aswell. He then gets back to his corner and waits for the match to start**
Cole: Ron Gibson is a damn racist!
King: Everyone knows this.
Jay Williams vs. Ron Gibson
Williams breathes deeply bouncing on the soles of his feet, Gibson shoots snot from each nostril and smirks as Williams comes out of the corner, they get face to face and chest to chest, Gibson shoves williams back, williams then slaps gibson across the face, the crowd "ooo's", Gibson swings wildly, williams ducks under it and starts hitting hard rights and lefts, Gibson swings again, williams ducks and hits a beautiful standing dropkick sending gibson outside to regain himself, williams climbs up on the second rope and points to the stands. He turns around and gets a run up leaping through the second and top rope hitting a suicide dive onto ron gibson, the crowd goes nuts as williams gets to his feet and leaps onto the guardrail rallying the fans
Cole:: Williams going aerial!
King:: Bah I didn't need no stinking fancy flippy dippy moves
Cole:: Yeah they don't work as well as a fist drop....
King:: Well HEY....shut up cole....
Williams pulls gibson to his feet and hits a hard forearm, he kicks gibson in the stomach and goes for a ddt, gibson uses his strength and pulls williams back up over his head throwing him backfirst onto the concrete outside. Williams holds his back and moans in pain as Gibson shakes his head trying to get the cobwebs out. Gibson slides back in the ring and back out to break the count, he pulls Williams up and whips him headfirst into the steel steps, gibson measures him up and runs full speed, he goes to kick williams head against the steps, williams moves in the nick of time causing gibson to kick the stairs, Gibson limps on his foot a little trying to get the blood back into it, williams rolls back in the ring gibson follows, williamsgets to his feet and turns around right into a hard clothesline from gibson, the sound echoing through the arena
:Cole:: Good god
King:: Ahh the clothesline, very simple
Gibson didn't get all of the clothesline, he rolls williams over for the count 1...2...kickout by williams, gibson shakes his head and mounts williams hitting hard right hands to the forehead of williams, the referee counts to 4, gibson gets off williams and takes a few steps towards the ref who begs gibson off. Williams pulls himself to the corner, gibson starts stalking him, williams uses the ropes to pull himself up, he kicks gibson in the midsection, and again and again, williams gets to his feet and starts fighting back, he turns to run to the ropes, gibson grabs a handful of williams blonde hair and pulls him backwards to the mat, the crown going nuts booing loudly
Cole:: Oh come on!
King:: YES...cheat to win!
Cole:: You're going for that racist?
King:: He's not racist...he just hates everybody who isn't white
Gibson uncharictaristicaly climbs to the top rope, he goes for an elbow drop, williams moves, gibson holds his arm, williams gets to his feet and measures up gibson, he grabs him from behind and hits a beatiful half nelson suplex. Gibson lands on the back of his head, williams gets a full head of steam and hits a baseball slide to gibsons midsection sending him outside. Williams climbs to the top rope and again gets the fans behind him, he leaps off with a beautiful high hanging plancha down onto gibson. Williams gets to his knees breathing heavily, he gets to his feet and pumps his fist in the air, he pulls gibson up and throws him back into the ring. Williams signals for the williams shock(shellshock), he gets gibson in postion, as he goes to pull him face first gibson pushes williams down to the mat reversing it causing williams head to snap back
Cole:: Did you see williams head snap back?
King:: He may have a cracked skull cole
Gibson gets to his feet as does williams, williams turns arpound right into the UNEMPLOYMENT LINE!(lariet), gibson goes for the pin 1...2...3
Winner-The Dirty South Ron Gibson
The scene opens in on the Co-Commissioners office. The British Brotherhood is on one side, the NWS is on the other. The Brotherhood is talking to Ishnari, while NWS is talking to Magnus.
: They injured Spike! He can't win UK title now because those arses broke the contact rule!
: Don't listen to them! We didn't do a damn thing to Spike. They attacked me and broke the contact rule to try and take me out of the AC match!
: Bull! We never came near you wanker!
: I ran you bastards off! Don't try to pull that! Magnus, take them out of the Annihilation Complex!
: Bulley! Ishnari, they broke it first, take them out of the Annihilation Complex!
: Um...well...
: I don't think we--
: Why don't you check the tapes?
Everyone looks at Slain.
: What? You don't know theres cameras all over this place?
Slain pulls an old fashioned candle holder on the wall and the wall turns around to reveal a ton of monitors. He grabs a tape and pops it into the big TV in the middle. It's where Spike was down. He rewinds it and we see the EMTs, then we see people beating on Spike, then we see Spike walking. He hits play. Spike is attacked from behind by Jason Anderson! Dirty Deal rush in and all three are wailing away on Spike. Curtis and Ron hold him down while Anderson gets a pipe and wails away on Spike.
: They don't call me the Career Killer for nothing!
Anderson drops the pipe and walks off.
: That son of a bitch!
: See, it wasn't us! Now take them out for attacking us!
: Hold on.
Slain takes that tape out and pops in another one. This time its the attack on Jack. He rewinds to before Jack came down the hallway and we see men at the door that popped open. He hits play. It's Owens, Mercury, and Chris Kanyon! They all put on ski masks and then enter the room.
: There you go! It wasn't us! It was Kanyon Enterprise!
: Yeah...it was Kanyon Enterprise.
Snake and MGK stare at each other with beady eyes, then slightly nod.
: You can leave now.
: Right.
: Talley ho.
King: I think the Enterprise may be in trouble.
Cole: I think they deserve.
The lights die down slowly, over the PA system the sound of hissing and rattling echoes throughout the arena. The sick cacophony slowly begins to get faster and then suddenly stops, as Numb by Linkin Park begins to play out over the P.A system. Green explosions dance along the ramp abruptly as a mist slowly begins to dance out on the stage, as out of the explosion Snake slowly walks backwards out arms stretched out wearing his usual long sleeved yellow cloak with green trims, the hood hanging low on his face to cause deep shadows to hang over his features, Snake slowly walks down the ramp towards the ring still moving backwards as the camera pans from multiple angles from around the arena; Snake finally reaches the bottom of the rampway where he finally spins around looking into the ring as he reaches up to his hood and pushes it back, before climbing into the ring he quickly mounts the nearby turnbuckle and points out at the crowd in a menacing way, Snake quickly pulls off the cloak and throwing it just short of the crowd, as he continues to look out into the crowd. Snake jumps from the turnbuckle and bouncing into the middle of the ring slowly turns around and embraces the reactions coming from the crowd before heading to the corner to wait.
Cole: Snake could be our next X*Crown or XHF champion!
King: Or both!
As the lights slowly begin to dim, a fog begins to cover the arena. A chill runs through the crowd as they feel an unearthly presence. A ticking noise begins to fill the arena. Tick, tock, tick, tock.....The opening gongs of For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica blast out over the pa system.
Make his fight on the hill in the early day
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey
On they fight, for they are right, yes, but who's to say?
As the music continues to play, flames begin to slowly rise out from the sides of the entrance ramp, lining it all the way down.
For a hill men would kill, why? They do not know
Suffered wounds test their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know
As the chorus starts, Deathtrain walks out from behind the curtain. He stands at the top of the ramp, staring out into the crowd, watching each of their terrified faces.
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls
Deathtrain begins to walk down the ramp.
Take a look to the sky just before you die
It's the last time you will
The flames on the sides of the ramp shoot up in a big explosion. Deathtrain continues to walk down the ramp.
Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky
Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry
Deathtrain reaches the ring and walks up the steel steps.
Strangers now, are his eyes, to this mystery
He hears the silence so loud
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now they see what will be, blinded eyes to see
Deathtrain climbs over the top rope and stands in the middle of the ring, staring into the fearful crowd.
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls
The gongs of the outro ring out as Deathtrain stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for the match to begin.
King: This guy is straight up frightening!
Cole: Very.
Snake vs. Deathtrain
The bell rings and Snake and Deathtrain lock up. Deathtrain easily shoves Snake backward. Snake gets up and stares down Deathtrain. He circles around him, waiting for his opportunity to strike, much like a snake. Deathtrain isn't willing to wait however, and charges with a clothesline, but Snake ducks and finds his opportunity. He hits a neckbreaker! Both men are quick to get up and Snake grabs him and hits a belly to belly suplex. Snake gets up and grabs Deathtrain, but Deathtrain hits a throat thrust. Snake staggers back and Deathtrain hits a running big boot.
King: Deathtrain is vicious.
Cole: I don't know if Snake can survive him.
Deathtrain lifts Snake up and throws him into the corner. He then starts wailing away with punches. He then beil tosses Snake out of the corner. Snake holds his back in pain. Snake gets up and Deathtrain grabs him by the neck. He lifts him up for the Rain of Fury, but Snake kicks him in the chest. Deathtrain staggers back and Snake delivers a dropkick to the left knee. Deathtrain goes down face first. Snake grabs the leg and lifts it and then brings it down into the mat. He then does it again. He then tries to lock in the ankle lock, but Deathtrain rolls out of it and kicks Snake away.
Cole: Snake getting smart.
King: He isn't a former XHF champ for nothing.
Snake bounces off the ropes as Deathtrain gets up. Snake goes for a clothesline, but Deathtrain ducks. Deathtrain grabs Snake and lifts him up for the Hell's Spike, but Snake falls off the shoulder and grabs him for the Snake Bite. He lifts him, but Deathtrain falls off the shoulder and grabs the throat of Snake again. Snake grabs the arm and pulls, and then drops and rolls and applies the ankle lock again! He stands up and synches it in and Deathtrain is screaming in pain. Deathtrain tries to roll over again, but Snake rolls with him and keeps it locked in. Deathtrain scrambles around and almost reaches the ropes. He turns over and pulls Snake in with his leg and grabs him, then rolls him up with a small package. 1, 2, Snake reverses it and rolls over so Deathtrain's shoulders are on the mat. 1, Snake gets a hand on the bottom rope, 2, 3!
Winner: "The New Main Event" Snake
Snake quickly leaves the ring as Deathtrain gets up pissed.
Cole: He stole one!
King: He didn't get caught.
A New Challenger, or an Old One?
The scene opens in on AJ walking down the hall. Jason Anderson comes from out of nowhere and sideswipes him! They brawl on the floor. Security pulls them apart.
: I want my rematch damnit! I took out Spike, I demand my shot at that belt!
: You want to get the beating I was going to give Spike! You got it! But why wait!
AJ breaks free of the security and dives into Anderson and his security. They brawl in the chaos some more as the Security finally gets back to there feet and pull the two apart again.
A deep digital voice says "M-V-P" over the speakers. Then, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, XHF title around his waist, walking down the ramp. Obsidian, La Parka, and GQ Money then come out behind him. Kanyon points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring, Obsidian, La Parka, and Money following. Obsidian grabs a microphone and hands it to Kanyon as La Parka dances around the ring, and GQ shows off his wardrobe. Kanyon shines the title and then says, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" To which half the crowd responds, "Everybody!" And the other half responds "Nobody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner and Obsidian, La Parka, and Money exit the ring to wait for the match to start. But then they all leave cause they won't be written into the match tonight, just the other members of Kanyon Enterprise later.
Cole: Her'es a former XHF World Heavyweight champ!
King: HELL YEAH.
*Joey Hawke runs out on to the ramp, where he is met with boos. He pulls out a microphone*
Shut up, all of you! It is my grand honor to present to you, none other thanthe X*Crown Champion, Congo the Destroyer!
*The crowd gets to their feet as Iggy Pops Lust for Life kicks up and the youngest Destroyer, Congo the Destroyer walks out with a big smile on his face. On his head sits a crown made of the front plates of the four original X*Crown titles. The BDDWF Championship faces the front, the RWF Championship faces the back. The two sides are the ZEWF Championship and the XWA Championship. But what is far more impressive is that Congo is wearing a royal looking cape/robe. Over the front of his right shoulder sits the front plate of the SEX Championship, over the front of his left shoulder sits the front plate of the EPW Championship, they are connected by the CWA Championship, which hangs right below Congo's neck between the two. As Congo slowly walks down the entranceway the back of his cape/robe gleams. In the center of it are the remaining seven front plates, three in a V formation, one under the V and above three in an upside-down V. The two Vs join to form an X. The three center front plates are from the ECF Championship, the XwF Championship, and the XCW Championship. The four points of the X are the BWF, PCW Primetime, CWF, and XHR Championships. The rest of the cape/robe gleams and glitters from all of the side plates from the entire X*Crown cache all filling in the gaps of the large X. This is quite the heavy cape/robe. Congo finally reaches the ring steps, climbs up them and then enters through the ropes, which Joey is holding. In Congos right hand is a gold scepter. On the top of it sit one side plate from the BDDWF, ZEWF, XWA, and RWF Championships. He raises his arms as the fans cheer. He then bows to the crowd, signaling that only they could have helped him to get this far.*
Cole: Here's our X Crown Champion King.
King: HELL YEAH.
X Crown Championship Match
Chris Kanyon vs. Congo the Destroyer (c)
The bell rings, and the fans cheer in anticipation for this matchup. Chris Kanyon and Congo the Destroyer stare at each other, and begin to circle the ring, each man looking intent on doing some damage here tonight. Immediatly they lock up, but after about a second, Kanyon dodges out of the way, pulling in Congo down to the ground by the feet with a drop-toe-hold, using Congo's own strength to help build velocity. Kanyon gets up, and likewise, Congo gets up too, not looking one bit too happy about having just gotten served...sorta...in the early going. Congo gets to his feet and growls, as Kanyon waves him on with some fingers. Congo charges at Kanyon, and Kanyon dodges out of the way, but Congo bounces off the ropes, and an arrogant Kanyon turns around just in time to get clothslined into next week.
Cole: Congo nearly took Kanyon's head off there!
King: Didn't see that one coming!
Congo wastes no time in taunting CK, and instead pulls him up by the hair. Congo shrugs his shoulders a little to stretch out, then lifts up Kanyon for a suplex. He holds him, suspended in the air for a few moments, but Kanyon lands on his feet at the last moment, instead. Kanyon turns around, and dropkicks Congo right in the back, before getting to his feet. Kanyon, annoyed, climbs up to his feet and hits the ropes. He comes off with a more violent, powerful dropkick, nailing Congo right in the back. Tis time, Congo stumbles back and falls through the ropes, to the outside of the ring. Here, Joey Hawk is careful not to touch Congo, but instead coaches him to get back up and get in the ring.
Cole: And Kanyon with the upper hand again!
King: I HAVE THE MIND OF A SORCERER
Joe Hawk glares with fury and hatred towards his hated rival. Some ugly fat old lady in the front row. She isn't aware of the horrid tarantula crawling up her back, but Joey laughs with a wicked cackle that tellls us it was his plan all along. Meanwhile inside the ring Chris Kanyon waits for Congo to get into the ring. Congo gets onto the apron, only to have Kanyon run to the turnbuckle, and moonsault off of the top rope onto Congo. Both men fly off of the ring apron to the floor. As the ugly fat old lady falls to the floor, dead from the spider attack, Joe sighs with releif. First John Ritter, now Elanooore Roosevelt. his work is nearly complex. Congo is the first t his feet somehow, using the ring barricade to climb up. He turns around, right into a kick to the cut from Chris Kanyon. Kanyon growls, and then grabs Congos head, slamming him into the steel steps. Stumbling back into the barricade, Congo seems stunned. Chris Kanyon growls and then leaps foreward and clothslines Congo over the barricade, following other with him.
Cole: This match is gettung NUTS!
King:I KNOW! LOOK!
Chris Kanyon and Congo are both helped to their feet by the supporting fans at ringside. Not so much Kanyon, since he is busy being booed. Congo gets up, and leans over the barrciade trying to gather and muster all of his energy. Joe Hawk's desire to complex his goals rages on with ravenous fury as he points down and laughs at the dead woman. His spider retreats to the backstage area to a chorus of boos. Meanwhile, Kanyon gets to his feet, and begins to hammer on the back onf Congo in the back with forearms. Kanyon then crawls over the barricade, and Grabs Congo by the head. He drops down to his knees, forcing congo's throat into the barricade. Congo gags as Kanyon grabs him by the head and violently tugs him onto the putside mats.
cole: Kanyon is more brutal than usual.
King: THe Stakes are higher here you idiot.
Kanyon then picks up Congo. The referee has reached his ten count of eight by this point. Kanyon slams Congo's head into the ring apron. Kanyon the rolls into the ring, and then out again, breaking up the refere'es ten count. He doesn't want to win by DQ cause then he wouldn't win the Championship.
Cole: Smart maneuvering here by Kanyon.
King I DONT LIKE THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYES COLE.
Cole: Whatever do you mean? Kanyon is a smart man.
King:don't play your tricks. you find the man attactive do you not/
Cole: Ocourse not fellpw comentator.
Kanyon grins as he goes back to the outside. Joey Hawk is distraught to see his client in a bad way here. He cries for help frm his beloved taratula but alas the 8 legged beast has escpaed in one of his limos. It's just Joey and Congo now. Joe's wrinkled old face contorts into a smile as he realizes now that Congo has the X Crown Championship. Joe Hawk is an evil man. Congo the Destroyer is in a bad way here as Kanyon roll him into the ring. Chris Kanyon lifts up one of Congos stubby legs and begins to kick him in the thighs, with vicious ferocity. Kanyon then decides that it is a good time to lock in a figure four leg lock. As he completes the move by locking it into its ull setup, Congo cries out in pain. He reaches for the ropes buty ahe cannto reach them.
Cole: WILL CONGO TAP HER?
King: TAP HER?
COLE: I MEANT HERE.
KING: Ooh no he will not.
Congo is more weight than Kanyon, and thus he is able to roll over. He rolls over and reverses the figure 4 leg lock, putting Chris int an extreme amount of pain. Kanyon wants to tap but at the same time he knows a submission here would cost him a precious match. Congo lets go of the move finally, and gets to his feet. He watis and when Chris Kanyon gets to his feet the former XHF Champ is given a huge belly to belly suplex that shakes his spine. congo falls back, exhaused, and rubs his leg a little as it still hurts. Joe Hawk nods his head, pleased that Congo still remembers his lessons. Congo finally gets to his feet. Knayon sits up a little bit, but only toi get Congo's knee smashed right into his face! Congo falls down on top of Kanyon. One! Two! Thr- NO!!!!!
Cole: Kanyon is showing is resiliance now!
King: How do you spell that?
Cole: IOsn't it clear that I don't recall?
King: I beleive soi t seems.
Congo gets up, but isnt' that annoyed since it was the first pin of the night. He pulls KAnyon to hios feet. Congo sets up Kanyon for a DDT. Kanyon is able to rush congo into the croern with a similar shoulder tackle. Kanyon then stands up straight and he punches Cong in the face over and over. He climbs up the middle rope and punches Cong some more. As the fans count alon g with teh punches, Joey grows angry and vengeful on the outside. he has prepared more tricks for later on in the night if that becomes needed. you know how smart joey Hawk can be when he tneeds it. Kanyon hammers down all ten punches on Congo succesffully. Meanwhile in the fans section, maggets begin to crawl out of the dead womans mouth and eyeballs. This isn not easy to see since most fans are standing on her to see hte match betwen kanyon and congo Better.
Cole: MY GOD.
King: WAT?
Cole: Just understand this my friends, buisness is about to pcik up.
King: Isn't that right, Destruction?
Destruction: 0014024tijd
CK hops off the mid rope and pulls Congo to the center of the ringh. He then signals for the Flatliner! He is about to slam Congo down when the X Crown Champ reverses this into a Russian leg sweep!!! The fans go nuts at the turn of the tide. Joey Hawk knew this was comming, and was prepared. His wrinkled old face takes the shape of a smile and he nods his head knowingly. Congo and Kanyon both lay on the mat , exhausted, as the referee begins his ten count. Meanwhile, to keep the fans entertained during this time period, a clown who is not owned by the XHF begins to throw Magnus T-shirts to the fans. TGhe fans catch them glleefully, but when they realize who teh shirt is for they toss them away in disgust and hate. In the ring. congo begins to get to his feet. He pants as he holds his leg in pain. GHe picks up Chris Kanyon, and whips him into the ropes. Chris bounces off the ropes, but returns the favor with a dropkick to the same leg he worked on earlier. This brings Congo down to one knee. Kanyon wastes no time, and picks up Congo, then slams his face into the mat with the Flateliner! OH MY! ITS A SIGNATURE MOVE FOMR THE FORMER XHF CHAMp. HE PINS! ONE! TWO. THR-------NOOOOO!
Cole: CONGO KICKS OUT!
Destruction: MY NAMES DERSTUKTEN!
King: WHATS IT GONNA TAKE TO END THIS MATCH!
The question is soon answered. But not this soon. Kanyon get sup angrilly and kicks the bottom rope near Joey Hawk. Joey knows what the score is here, and cackles evilly with a wise tone in his voice. Kanyon then signals for the end with the MVP. He lifts up Congo to his feet and taunts the booing crowd. At the last moment, Conog back body drops Kanyon! The fans cheer wildly, as Congo tries to regain his second wind! Joey Hawk works the crowd with his crafty taunts, as the X Crown Champion prepares to finish this thing. Congo looks to see Kanyon getting to his feet. Congo growls with extreme intensity, as he pulls Kanyon in, and delivers a stunning SPINEBUSTER!!!
Cole:SPINEBUSTER!
King: THAT WILL BUST ANYONES SPINE!
COLE; I'LL BUST YOUR MOMS SPINE.
King; WHY I OUTTA
Congo then takes in a few deep breaths. He climbs to the middle rope. He looks to nail the move...can it be...THE TIDE TURNS?!? NO!!! At the last moment, Curtis Kanyon is able to shove Congo off the top rope. The referee is distracted with the joyful corpse of the dead woman, but Joey is irritated that anyone would pay attention to such a dead creature. The referee is truely distracted with Kanyon's incapacitated state and thus does nt see Curtis' interference. Congo falls hard on his back. As this happens, the other Enterprise members circle the ring, their vicious vibe already noticeable. CK Owens jumps onto the ring apron and distracts the referee, as Chris Mercury slides a chair into the ring. Chirs Kanyon picks up the chair...but it is slammed into his face by RECKLESS JACK!
Cole: MY GOD! ITS RECKLESS JACK!
King: HE REALLY HURT HIM!
Curtis Kanyon is aggrivated by this and slides into the ring! He begins to attack Jack! The fans boo as Rob Arnold and Snake and Dave holland run down to the ring! They instantly attack the members of Kanyon Enterprise! The referee turns around in time to see Snake hit a Snake Bite over the top rope on CK Owens! Chirs Mercury begins to stomp the hell out of Congo, until he's knocked off his feet with a superkick from MGK whos now in the ring. The referee is discouraged and calls for the bell.
No Contest
The brawl continues, as NWS, British Brotherhood, and Kanyon Enterprise all fight. Except NWS doesn't fight British Brotherhood and vice versa. MGK attacks Kanyon on the outside of the ring, as Cong is forced to defend himself against both Mercury and Owens. Over the ring barricade comes Joe Everyman, who attacks CK OWesn! Those two fight into the backstage area, as full wa betyween the Annihilation Complex members is waged on!
Cole: All hell has broken loose!
King: What will happen come sunday?
The XHF logo flashes on the screen as we fade out on this complex chaos. See you at Xtreme Xmas everyone!
XHF Eve of Xtreme
December 27th, 2006
Rogers Centre
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Capacity: 53,000
Happy Boxing Day?
The show opens up with Spike Kane on the concrete, covered iun blood and totally out. EMT's are around him.
Cole: Oh my gosh.
Snake, Dave Holland, and Rob Arnold arrive on the scene.
: What the hell is this? What happened?
: I bet it was those NWS bastards! Oh, they're gonna pay.
: They broke the contact rule, we're gonna break them.
They watch as the EMTs load Spike up into the ambulance and then they walk off with a look of determination.
Cole: What a horrible way to start off the show.
King: Happy Boxing Day Spike.
*Synths and guitars start wailing as the lights star to flicker and dim, kind of like in the vein of "The Final Countdown...but then something completely different starts playing. "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage plays over the system. As his voice fills the system and fans start cheering, out comes Kevin Hardaway in his usual camoflauge shorts and his red hoodie with the hood up of course standing there looking around the crowd as the chorus plays and Hardaway throws his hood down walking to the ring.
All I've ever wanted
Was destiny to be fulfilled
It is in my hands, I must not fail
I must not fail
Even through the darkest days
This fire burns, always
This fire burns
Always
When he gets to the ring, he jumps on the apron and enters the ring as the Tron is showing his video highlights and gets up on the top turnbuckle raising his fists in an "X" position as both of his hands are doing the infamous metal horns as he takes off his hoodie throwing it to the crowd smiling as he jumps off and the music fades.
Cole:: And here he is the one and only Kevin Hardaway
King:: His tag partner wont be here to save him...
Cole:: Like He needs the help.....he's Kevin Hardaway bitch
"Choke Me" by The Used hits the speakers as Curtis Kanyon emerges from the curtain. He pounds his chest with his firsts then raises his arms in the air. He then runs down to the ring and slides in. He climbs a turnbuckle and pounds his chest again. He then gets down and awaits the match to start
Kevin Hardaway vs. Curtis Kanyon
The match starts off with Kevin cockily pointing to himself, the fans responding cheering loudly. Curtis runs his hands over themselves his long black hair over his eyes, Curtis runs and jumps sliding around the ring as Kevin does a split jump over Curtis, Curtis gets back up and Kevin shakes his finger as if he's saying "no". He and curtis lock up, Curtis uses his power to shove Kev back into the corner, the ref counts 1.2.3.4, Curtis puts his hands up breaking it, he then launches at Kev who ducks out of the way and unleashes some hard forearms in the corner, he whips curtis over to the opposite corner, he measures him up and runs with a full head of steam hitting a high knee
Cole:: OH the impact!
King:: Hardaway showing his quickness
Curtis rolls from the ring, he holds his jaw and looks around, as he turns around hardaway comes sailing over the top rope with a crossbody, Curtis catches Hardaway and rams him backfirst into the steel post, he holds gardaway up and slams him ontop of the announce table. Curtis pulls hardaway off and throws him at the steel steps, hardaway leaps onto the steel steps and backflips off with a moonsault press, he rolls back in the ring and back out again breaking the count. Hardaway pulls curtis up and rolls him into the ring, he hits curtis with another forearm, curtis hits back with a knee to the stomach, he sets hardaway up for a suplex, hardaway flips down and hits a reverse ddt the cover 1...2..kickout by curtis
Cole:: Stay on him kev!
King:: Get up Curtis!....
Hardaway pulls kanyon up to a vertical base, he whips curtis to the ropes, he goes for a clothesline, curtis ducks and comes exploding off the ropes with a hard shoulderblock, he runs to the ropes to the side, hardaway rolls under, curtis rebounds off the opposite ropes, hardaway leapfrogs him, he spins around and goes for a shoulderblock, curtis blocks, hardaway hits a right to the stomach, he hooks his leg over curtis's head, he gets flicked up and hits a hiurricarana on curtis, who slides under the bottom rope to the outside, he gets to his feet and tries to get back into the ring, hardaway with a full head of steam hits a hard baseball slide dropkick, curtis gets thrown to the ring barrier and over it into the crowd. As he gets to his feet hardaway gets to the top rope, he leaps off with all his might into the crowd ontop of curtis!, the crowd goes ape shit!
Cole:: OH MY GOD!
King:: He just lept the guardrail from the ring!
Cole:: Is hardaway ok?
Kevin Hardaway rolls himself over the guardrail and back into thering, he smiles at the camera making the "number 1" sign. He rolls back out to stop the count, curtis gets pulled back over the guardrail, Hardaway rolls him back into the ring. He climbs to the top rope and signals for the "hops is not lost"(five star), and at the last moment he nails it! Curtis tries to stop the count but is too late!
Winner-Kevin Hardaway
JACK'd Up?
Reckless Jack is walking down a hallway. A door behind him swings open and Jack gets attacked by three men in ski masks from behind. They kick him down, but he grabs a nearby equipment case and pulls it toward the men, knocking two back. He kicks the third guy away and staggers back. Everyman and MGK run into the scene and the masked men run off.
: What the hell was that about?
: I think it's pretty obvious...
: ...the Brits!
They walk off with a look of determination.
King: This is getting really interesting.
Cole: They're breaking the rules left and right!
All of the lights in the arena shut off then as slow piano-like music fills the PA system as you can hear the faint sounds of the crowd as Born of A Broken Man by Rage Against the Machine kicks into high gear and out comes "Dynamite" Jay Williams to high crowd cheers as he meets his wife and hugs her as they both walk down to the ring with the song playing.
My fears hunt me down
Capturing my memories
The frontier of loss
They try to escape across the street where
Jesus stripped bare
And {No Means No} the spirit he was supposed to nurture
In the name of my in the name of my...
Jay smiles as he runs up the stairs as the chorus blasts on and holds the ring ropes up smiling as he lets his wife get in as he jumps over the ring ropes, going over to his wife, kissing her on the cheek as Jay gets on the turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd again as massive cheers are heard as Jay jumps off the turnbuckle waits for his opponent.
Cole: This Jay williams has talent.
King: Everyone knows this.
**The lights begin to flash as Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Back My Bullets" begins to rain out of the arena's speakers. As it goes on, Ron Gibson walks from behind the curtains and stands at the top of the stage, looking out to everyone in attendance**
"Life is so strange when its changin', yes indeed
Well I've seen the hard times and the pressure's been on me
But I keep on workin' like the workin' man do
And I've got my act together, gonna walk all over you
Gimme back my bullets
Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around 'cause I done had my fun
Ain't gonna see no more damage done
Gimme back my bullet"
**Rob Gibson begins walking down the ramp. Displaying a look if disgust, as he sees people of all races just boo his ass. He ignores them because of who they are and continues walking down the ramp ever so slowly. Starring into thr crowd**
"Sweet talkin' people done ran me out of town
And I drank enough whiskey to float a battleship around
But I'm leavin' this game one step ahead of you
And you will not hear me cry 'cause I do not sing the blues
Gimme back my bullets
Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around 'cause I done had my fun
Ain't gonna see no more damage done
Gimme back, gimme back my bullets
Oh, put 'em back... where they belong"
**Ron Gibson puts his leg on the apron and then pulls him up so he's standing on the apron. He still has that ugly grin on his face, as he slowly puts his back on the ropes, then yells at all the people that don't look like him. He continues to do this as he gets in the ring. He slowly walks around the ring and picks out people according to their race. Cussing them out and showing no respect.**
"Been up and down since I turned seventeen
Well I've been on top, and then it seems I lost my dream
But I got it back, I'm feelin' better everyday
Tell all those pencil pushers, better get out of my way
Gimme back my bullets
Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around, 'cause I done had my fun
Ain't gonna see no more damage done
Gimme back, gimme back my bullets
Oh put 'em back where they belong
Gimme back my bullets"
**Gibson finally pulls his attention away from the fans and focuses, However fans begin to shower the ring with stuff, trying to hit or injure gibson. He dodges the stuff and the just ignores the fans even when they continue to boo him. Then he runs to the corner and gets on top, as the music begins to die and starts again with obscenities to certain fans. Showing of that ugly smirk aswell. He then gets back to his corner and waits for the match to start**
Cole: Ron Gibson is a damn racist!
King: Everyone knows this.
Jay Williams vs. Ron Gibson
Williams breathes deeply bouncing on the soles of his feet, Gibson shoots snot from each nostril and smirks as Williams comes out of the corner, they get face to face and chest to chest, Gibson shoves williams back, williams then slaps gibson across the face, the crowd "ooo's", Gibson swings wildly, williams ducks under it and starts hitting hard rights and lefts, Gibson swings again, williams ducks and hits a beautiful standing dropkick sending gibson outside to regain himself, williams climbs up on the second rope and points to the stands. He turns around and gets a run up leaping through the second and top rope hitting a suicide dive onto ron gibson, the crowd goes nuts as williams gets to his feet and leaps onto the guardrail rallying the fans
Cole:: Williams going aerial!
King:: Bah I didn't need no stinking fancy flippy dippy moves
Cole:: Yeah they don't work as well as a fist drop....
King:: Well HEY....shut up cole....
Williams pulls gibson to his feet and hits a hard forearm, he kicks gibson in the stomach and goes for a ddt, gibson uses his strength and pulls williams back up over his head throwing him backfirst onto the concrete outside. Williams holds his back and moans in pain as Gibson shakes his head trying to get the cobwebs out. Gibson slides back in the ring and back out to break the count, he pulls Williams up and whips him headfirst into the steel steps, gibson measures him up and runs full speed, he goes to kick williams head against the steps, williams moves in the nick of time causing gibson to kick the stairs, Gibson limps on his foot a little trying to get the blood back into it, williams rolls back in the ring gibson follows, williamsgets to his feet and turns around right into a hard clothesline from gibson, the sound echoing through the arena
:Cole:: Good god
King:: Ahh the clothesline, very simple
Gibson didn't get all of the clothesline, he rolls williams over for the count 1...2...kickout by williams, gibson shakes his head and mounts williams hitting hard right hands to the forehead of williams, the referee counts to 4, gibson gets off williams and takes a few steps towards the ref who begs gibson off. Williams pulls himself to the corner, gibson starts stalking him, williams uses the ropes to pull himself up, he kicks gibson in the midsection, and again and again, williams gets to his feet and starts fighting back, he turns to run to the ropes, gibson grabs a handful of williams blonde hair and pulls him backwards to the mat, the crown going nuts booing loudly
Cole:: Oh come on!
King:: YES...cheat to win!
Cole:: You're going for that racist?
King:: He's not racist...he just hates everybody who isn't white
Gibson uncharictaristicaly climbs to the top rope, he goes for an elbow drop, williams moves, gibson holds his arm, williams gets to his feet and measures up gibson, he grabs him from behind and hits a beatiful half nelson suplex. Gibson lands on the back of his head, williams gets a full head of steam and hits a baseball slide to gibsons midsection sending him outside. Williams climbs to the top rope and again gets the fans behind him, he leaps off with a beautiful high hanging plancha down onto gibson. Williams gets to his knees breathing heavily, he gets to his feet and pumps his fist in the air, he pulls gibson up and throws him back into the ring. Williams signals for the williams shock(shellshock), he gets gibson in postion, as he goes to pull him face first gibson pushes williams down to the mat reversing it causing williams head to snap back
Cole:: Did you see williams head snap back?
King:: He may have a cracked skull cole
Gibson gets to his feet as does williams, williams turns arpound right into the UNEMPLOYMENT LINE!(lariet), gibson goes for the pin 1...2...3
Winner-The Dirty South Ron Gibson
The scene opens in on the Co-Commissioners office. The British Brotherhood is on one side, the NWS is on the other. The Brotherhood is talking to Ishnari, while NWS is talking to Magnus.
: They injured Spike! He can't win UK title now because those arses broke the contact rule!
: Don't listen to them! We didn't do a damn thing to Spike. They attacked me and broke the contact rule to try and take me out of the AC match!
: Bull! We never came near you wanker!
: I ran you bastards off! Don't try to pull that! Magnus, take them out of the Annihilation Complex!
: Bulley! Ishnari, they broke it first, take them out of the Annihilation Complex!
: Um...well...
: I don't think we--
: Why don't you check the tapes?
Everyone looks at Slain.
: What? You don't know theres cameras all over this place?
Slain pulls an old fashioned candle holder on the wall and the wall turns around to reveal a ton of monitors. He grabs a tape and pops it into the big TV in the middle. It's where Spike was down. He rewinds it and we see the EMTs, then we see people beating on Spike, then we see Spike walking. He hits play. Spike is attacked from behind by Jason Anderson! Dirty Deal rush in and all three are wailing away on Spike. Curtis and Ron hold him down while Anderson gets a pipe and wails away on Spike.
: They don't call me the Career Killer for nothing!
Anderson drops the pipe and walks off.
: That son of a bitch!
: See, it wasn't us! Now take them out for attacking us!
: Hold on.
Slain takes that tape out and pops in another one. This time its the attack on Jack. He rewinds to before Jack came down the hallway and we see men at the door that popped open. He hits play. It's Owens, Mercury, and Chris Kanyon! They all put on ski masks and then enter the room.
: There you go! It wasn't us! It was Kanyon Enterprise!
: Yeah...it was Kanyon Enterprise.
Snake and MGK stare at each other with beady eyes, then slightly nod.
: You can leave now.
: Right.
: Talley ho.
King: I think the Enterprise may be in trouble.
Cole: I think they deserve.
The lights die down slowly, over the PA system the sound of hissing and rattling echoes throughout the arena. The sick cacophony slowly begins to get faster and then suddenly stops, as Numb by Linkin Park begins to play out over the P.A system. Green explosions dance along the ramp abruptly as a mist slowly begins to dance out on the stage, as out of the explosion Snake slowly walks backwards out arms stretched out wearing his usual long sleeved yellow cloak with green trims, the hood hanging low on his face to cause deep shadows to hang over his features, Snake slowly walks down the ramp towards the ring still moving backwards as the camera pans from multiple angles from around the arena; Snake finally reaches the bottom of the rampway where he finally spins around looking into the ring as he reaches up to his hood and pushes it back, before climbing into the ring he quickly mounts the nearby turnbuckle and points out at the crowd in a menacing way, Snake quickly pulls off the cloak and throwing it just short of the crowd, as he continues to look out into the crowd. Snake jumps from the turnbuckle and bouncing into the middle of the ring slowly turns around and embraces the reactions coming from the crowd before heading to the corner to wait.
Cole: Snake could be our next X*Crown or XHF champion!
King: Or both!
As the lights slowly begin to dim, a fog begins to cover the arena. A chill runs through the crowd as they feel an unearthly presence. A ticking noise begins to fill the arena. Tick, tock, tick, tock.....The opening gongs of For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica blast out over the pa system.
Make his fight on the hill in the early day
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey
On they fight, for they are right, yes, but who's to say?
As the music continues to play, flames begin to slowly rise out from the sides of the entrance ramp, lining it all the way down.
For a hill men would kill, why? They do not know
Suffered wounds test their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know
As the chorus starts, Deathtrain walks out from behind the curtain. He stands at the top of the ramp, staring out into the crowd, watching each of their terrified faces.
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls
Deathtrain begins to walk down the ramp.
Take a look to the sky just before you die
It's the last time you will
The flames on the sides of the ramp shoot up in a big explosion. Deathtrain continues to walk down the ramp.
Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky
Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry
Deathtrain reaches the ring and walks up the steel steps.
Strangers now, are his eyes, to this mystery
He hears the silence so loud
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now they see what will be, blinded eyes to see
Deathtrain climbs over the top rope and stands in the middle of the ring, staring into the fearful crowd.
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls
The gongs of the outro ring out as Deathtrain stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for the match to begin.
King: This guy is straight up frightening!
Cole: Very.
Snake vs. Deathtrain
The bell rings and Snake and Deathtrain lock up. Deathtrain easily shoves Snake backward. Snake gets up and stares down Deathtrain. He circles around him, waiting for his opportunity to strike, much like a snake. Deathtrain isn't willing to wait however, and charges with a clothesline, but Snake ducks and finds his opportunity. He hits a neckbreaker! Both men are quick to get up and Snake grabs him and hits a belly to belly suplex. Snake gets up and grabs Deathtrain, but Deathtrain hits a throat thrust. Snake staggers back and Deathtrain hits a running big boot.
King: Deathtrain is vicious.
Cole: I don't know if Snake can survive him.
Deathtrain lifts Snake up and throws him into the corner. He then starts wailing away with punches. He then beil tosses Snake out of the corner. Snake holds his back in pain. Snake gets up and Deathtrain grabs him by the neck. He lifts him up for the Rain of Fury, but Snake kicks him in the chest. Deathtrain staggers back and Snake delivers a dropkick to the left knee. Deathtrain goes down face first. Snake grabs the leg and lifts it and then brings it down into the mat. He then does it again. He then tries to lock in the ankle lock, but Deathtrain rolls out of it and kicks Snake away.
Cole: Snake getting smart.
King: He isn't a former XHF champ for nothing.
Snake bounces off the ropes as Deathtrain gets up. Snake goes for a clothesline, but Deathtrain ducks. Deathtrain grabs Snake and lifts him up for the Hell's Spike, but Snake falls off the shoulder and grabs him for the Snake Bite. He lifts him, but Deathtrain falls off the shoulder and grabs the throat of Snake again. Snake grabs the arm and pulls, and then drops and rolls and applies the ankle lock again! He stands up and synches it in and Deathtrain is screaming in pain. Deathtrain tries to roll over again, but Snake rolls with him and keeps it locked in. Deathtrain scrambles around and almost reaches the ropes. He turns over and pulls Snake in with his leg and grabs him, then rolls him up with a small package. 1, 2, Snake reverses it and rolls over so Deathtrain's shoulders are on the mat. 1, Snake gets a hand on the bottom rope, 2, 3!
Winner: "The New Main Event" Snake
Snake quickly leaves the ring as Deathtrain gets up pissed.
Cole: He stole one!
King: He didn't get caught.
A New Challenger, or an Old One?
The scene opens in on AJ walking down the hall. Jason Anderson comes from out of nowhere and sideswipes him! They brawl on the floor. Security pulls them apart.
: I want my rematch damnit! I took out Spike, I demand my shot at that belt!
: You want to get the beating I was going to give Spike! You got it! But why wait!
AJ breaks free of the security and dives into Anderson and his security. They brawl in the chaos some more as the Security finally gets back to there feet and pull the two apart again.
A deep digital voice says "M-V-P" over the speakers. Then, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" blasts over the PA system. Kanyon comes out arms stretched, XHF title around his waist, walking down the ramp. Obsidian, La Parka, and GQ Money then come out behind him. Kanyon points to himself while shouting to crowd how good he is. Kanyon then climbs up the steps and into the ring, Obsidian, La Parka, and Money following. Obsidian grabs a microphone and hands it to Kanyon as La Parka dances around the ring, and GQ shows off his wardrobe. Kanyon shines the title and then says, "Who betta than Kanyon!?" To which half the crowd responds, "Everybody!" And the other half responds "Nobody!" Kanyon then responds, "Nobody!" He then walks to the corner and Obsidian, La Parka, and Money exit the ring to wait for the match to start. But then they all leave cause they won't be written into the match tonight, just the other members of Kanyon Enterprise later.
Cole: Her'es a former XHF World Heavyweight champ!
King: HELL YEAH.
*Joey Hawke runs out on to the ramp, where he is met with boos. He pulls out a microphone*
Shut up, all of you! It is my grand honor to present to you, none other thanthe X*Crown Champion, Congo the Destroyer!
*The crowd gets to their feet as Iggy Pops Lust for Life kicks up and the youngest Destroyer, Congo the Destroyer walks out with a big smile on his face. On his head sits a crown made of the front plates of the four original X*Crown titles. The BDDWF Championship faces the front, the RWF Championship faces the back. The two sides are the ZEWF Championship and the XWA Championship. But what is far more impressive is that Congo is wearing a royal looking cape/robe. Over the front of his right shoulder sits the front plate of the SEX Championship, over the front of his left shoulder sits the front plate of the EPW Championship, they are connected by the CWA Championship, which hangs right below Congo's neck between the two. As Congo slowly walks down the entranceway the back of his cape/robe gleams. In the center of it are the remaining seven front plates, three in a V formation, one under the V and above three in an upside-down V. The two Vs join to form an X. The three center front plates are from the ECF Championship, the XwF Championship, and the XCW Championship. The four points of the X are the BWF, PCW Primetime, CWF, and XHR Championships. The rest of the cape/robe gleams and glitters from all of the side plates from the entire X*Crown cache all filling in the gaps of the large X. This is quite the heavy cape/robe. Congo finally reaches the ring steps, climbs up them and then enters through the ropes, which Joey is holding. In Congos right hand is a gold scepter. On the top of it sit one side plate from the BDDWF, ZEWF, XWA, and RWF Championships. He raises his arms as the fans cheer. He then bows to the crowd, signaling that only they could have helped him to get this far.*
Cole: Here's our X Crown Champion King.
King: HELL YEAH.
X Crown Championship Match
Chris Kanyon vs. Congo the Destroyer (c)
The bell rings, and the fans cheer in anticipation for this matchup. Chris Kanyon and Congo the Destroyer stare at each other, and begin to circle the ring, each man looking intent on doing some damage here tonight. Immediatly they lock up, but after about a second, Kanyon dodges out of the way, pulling in Congo down to the ground by the feet with a drop-toe-hold, using Congo's own strength to help build velocity. Kanyon gets up, and likewise, Congo gets up too, not looking one bit too happy about having just gotten served...sorta...in the early going. Congo gets to his feet and growls, as Kanyon waves him on with some fingers. Congo charges at Kanyon, and Kanyon dodges out of the way, but Congo bounces off the ropes, and an arrogant Kanyon turns around just in time to get clothslined into next week.
Cole: Congo nearly took Kanyon's head off there!
King: Didn't see that one coming!
Congo wastes no time in taunting CK, and instead pulls him up by the hair. Congo shrugs his shoulders a little to stretch out, then lifts up Kanyon for a suplex. He holds him, suspended in the air for a few moments, but Kanyon lands on his feet at the last moment, instead. Kanyon turns around, and dropkicks Congo right in the back, before getting to his feet. Kanyon, annoyed, climbs up to his feet and hits the ropes. He comes off with a more violent, powerful dropkick, nailing Congo right in the back. Tis time, Congo stumbles back and falls through the ropes, to the outside of the ring. Here, Joey Hawk is careful not to touch Congo, but instead coaches him to get back up and get in the ring.
Cole: And Kanyon with the upper hand again!
King: I HAVE THE MIND OF A SORCERER
Joe Hawk glares with fury and hatred towards his hated rival. Some ugly fat old lady in the front row. She isn't aware of the horrid tarantula crawling up her back, but Joey laughs with a wicked cackle that tellls us it was his plan all along. Meanwhile inside the ring Chris Kanyon waits for Congo to get into the ring. Congo gets onto the apron, only to have Kanyon run to the turnbuckle, and moonsault off of the top rope onto Congo. Both men fly off of the ring apron to the floor. As the ugly fat old lady falls to the floor, dead from the spider attack, Joe sighs with releif. First John Ritter, now Elanooore Roosevelt. his work is nearly complex. Congo is the first t his feet somehow, using the ring barricade to climb up. He turns around, right into a kick to the cut from Chris Kanyon. Kanyon growls, and then grabs Congos head, slamming him into the steel steps. Stumbling back into the barricade, Congo seems stunned. Chris Kanyon growls and then leaps foreward and clothslines Congo over the barricade, following other with him.
Cole: This match is gettung NUTS!
King:I KNOW! LOOK!
Chris Kanyon and Congo are both helped to their feet by the supporting fans at ringside. Not so much Kanyon, since he is busy being booed. Congo gets up, and leans over the barrciade trying to gather and muster all of his energy. Joe Hawk's desire to complex his goals rages on with ravenous fury as he points down and laughs at the dead woman. His spider retreats to the backstage area to a chorus of boos. Meanwhile, Kanyon gets to his feet, and begins to hammer on the back onf Congo in the back with forearms. Kanyon then crawls over the barricade, and Grabs Congo by the head. He drops down to his knees, forcing congo's throat into the barricade. Congo gags as Kanyon grabs him by the head and violently tugs him onto the putside mats.
cole: Kanyon is more brutal than usual.
King: THe Stakes are higher here you idiot.
Kanyon then picks up Congo. The referee has reached his ten count of eight by this point. Kanyon slams Congo's head into the ring apron. Kanyon the rolls into the ring, and then out again, breaking up the refere'es ten count. He doesn't want to win by DQ cause then he wouldn't win the Championship.
Cole: Smart maneuvering here by Kanyon.
King I DONT LIKE THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYES COLE.
Cole: Whatever do you mean? Kanyon is a smart man.
King:don't play your tricks. you find the man attactive do you not/
Cole: Ocourse not fellpw comentator.
Kanyon grins as he goes back to the outside. Joey Hawk is distraught to see his client in a bad way here. He cries for help frm his beloved taratula but alas the 8 legged beast has escpaed in one of his limos. It's just Joey and Congo now. Joe's wrinkled old face contorts into a smile as he realizes now that Congo has the X Crown Championship. Joe Hawk is an evil man. Congo the Destroyer is in a bad way here as Kanyon roll him into the ring. Chris Kanyon lifts up one of Congos stubby legs and begins to kick him in the thighs, with vicious ferocity. Kanyon then decides that it is a good time to lock in a figure four leg lock. As he completes the move by locking it into its ull setup, Congo cries out in pain. He reaches for the ropes buty ahe cannto reach them.
Cole: WILL CONGO TAP HER?
King: TAP HER?
COLE: I MEANT HERE.
KING: Ooh no he will not.
Congo is more weight than Kanyon, and thus he is able to roll over. He rolls over and reverses the figure 4 leg lock, putting Chris int an extreme amount of pain. Kanyon wants to tap but at the same time he knows a submission here would cost him a precious match. Congo lets go of the move finally, and gets to his feet. He watis and when Chris Kanyon gets to his feet the former XHF Champ is given a huge belly to belly suplex that shakes his spine. congo falls back, exhaused, and rubs his leg a little as it still hurts. Joe Hawk nods his head, pleased that Congo still remembers his lessons. Congo finally gets to his feet. Knayon sits up a little bit, but only toi get Congo's knee smashed right into his face! Congo falls down on top of Kanyon. One! Two! Thr- NO!!!!!
Cole: Kanyon is showing is resiliance now!
King: How do you spell that?
Cole: IOsn't it clear that I don't recall?
King: I beleive soi t seems.
Congo gets up, but isnt' that annoyed since it was the first pin of the night. He pulls KAnyon to hios feet. Congo sets up Kanyon for a DDT. Kanyon is able to rush congo into the croern with a similar shoulder tackle. Kanyon then stands up straight and he punches Cong in the face over and over. He climbs up the middle rope and punches Cong some more. As the fans count alon g with teh punches, Joey grows angry and vengeful on the outside. he has prepared more tricks for later on in the night if that becomes needed. you know how smart joey Hawk can be when he tneeds it. Kanyon hammers down all ten punches on Congo succesffully. Meanwhile in the fans section, maggets begin to crawl out of the dead womans mouth and eyeballs. This isn not easy to see since most fans are standing on her to see hte match betwen kanyon and congo Better.
Cole: MY GOD.
King: WAT?
Cole: Just understand this my friends, buisness is about to pcik up.
King: Isn't that right, Destruction?
Destruction: 0014024tijd
CK hops off the mid rope and pulls Congo to the center of the ringh. He then signals for the Flatliner! He is about to slam Congo down when the X Crown Champ reverses this into a Russian leg sweep!!! The fans go nuts at the turn of the tide. Joey Hawk knew this was comming, and was prepared. His wrinkled old face takes the shape of a smile and he nods his head knowingly. Congo and Kanyon both lay on the mat , exhausted, as the referee begins his ten count. Meanwhile, to keep the fans entertained during this time period, a clown who is not owned by the XHF begins to throw Magnus T-shirts to the fans. TGhe fans catch them glleefully, but when they realize who teh shirt is for they toss them away in disgust and hate. In the ring. congo begins to get to his feet. He pants as he holds his leg in pain. GHe picks up Chris Kanyon, and whips him into the ropes. Chris bounces off the ropes, but returns the favor with a dropkick to the same leg he worked on earlier. This brings Congo down to one knee. Kanyon wastes no time, and picks up Congo, then slams his face into the mat with the Flateliner! OH MY! ITS A SIGNATURE MOVE FOMR THE FORMER XHF CHAMp. HE PINS! ONE! TWO. THR-------NOOOOO!
Cole: CONGO KICKS OUT!
Destruction: MY NAMES DERSTUKTEN!
King: WHATS IT GONNA TAKE TO END THIS MATCH!
The question is soon answered. But not this soon. Kanyon get sup angrilly and kicks the bottom rope near Joey Hawk. Joey knows what the score is here, and cackles evilly with a wise tone in his voice. Kanyon then signals for the end with the MVP. He lifts up Congo to his feet and taunts the booing crowd. At the last moment, Conog back body drops Kanyon! The fans cheer wildly, as Congo tries to regain his second wind! Joey Hawk works the crowd with his crafty taunts, as the X Crown Champion prepares to finish this thing. Congo looks to see Kanyon getting to his feet. Congo growls with extreme intensity, as he pulls Kanyon in, and delivers a stunning SPINEBUSTER!!!
Cole:SPINEBUSTER!
King: THAT WILL BUST ANYONES SPINE!
COLE; I'LL BUST YOUR MOMS SPINE.
King; WHY I OUTTA
Congo then takes in a few deep breaths. He climbs to the middle rope. He looks to nail the move...can it be...THE TIDE TURNS?!? NO!!! At the last moment, Curtis Kanyon is able to shove Congo off the top rope. The referee is distracted with the joyful corpse of the dead woman, but Joey is irritated that anyone would pay attention to such a dead creature. The referee is truely distracted with Kanyon's incapacitated state and thus does nt see Curtis' interference. Congo falls hard on his back. As this happens, the other Enterprise members circle the ring, their vicious vibe already noticeable. CK Owens jumps onto the ring apron and distracts the referee, as Chris Mercury slides a chair into the ring. Chirs Kanyon picks up the chair...but it is slammed into his face by RECKLESS JACK!
Cole: MY GOD! ITS RECKLESS JACK!
King: HE REALLY HURT HIM!
Curtis Kanyon is aggrivated by this and slides into the ring! He begins to attack Jack! The fans boo as Rob Arnold and Snake and Dave holland run down to the ring! They instantly attack the members of Kanyon Enterprise! The referee turns around in time to see Snake hit a Snake Bite over the top rope on CK Owens! Chirs Mercury begins to stomp the hell out of Congo, until he's knocked off his feet with a superkick from MGK whos now in the ring. The referee is discouraged and calls for the bell.
No Contest
The brawl continues, as NWS, British Brotherhood, and Kanyon Enterprise all fight. Except NWS doesn't fight British Brotherhood and vice versa. MGK attacks Kanyon on the outside of the ring, as Cong is forced to defend himself against both Mercury and Owens. Over the ring barricade comes Joe Everyman, who attacks CK OWesn! Those two fight into the backstage area, as full wa betyween the Annihilation Complex members is waged on!
Cole: All hell has broken loose!
King: What will happen come sunday?
The XHF logo flashes on the screen as we fade out on this complex chaos. See you at Xtreme Xmas everyone!