Press Release: Contractual Demands for Hardcore Heaven
Aug 4, 2023 0:24:09 GMT -5
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Post by Jesse Jamester on Aug 4, 2023 0:24:09 GMT -5
[Following the announcement of the Hardcore Heaven show lineup, a cross-over show featuring HKW & JROK talent on August 31st, 2023 in Hawaii; An emergency press release was demanded by a specific talent’s agent. Standing at a podium next to a set of tables in the interview area of JROK’s Japanese Headquarters, we see Kieran Roth standing on a stack of boxes next to Jesse Jamester.]
Kieran Roth: Hello ladies and gentlemen. My name is Kieran Roth, the agent for the King of Violence, Jesse Jamester. It has come to my talent’s attention that contractual obligations have not been met for the upcoming cross-over show with HardKore World, titled Hardcore Heaven.
[Adjusting his tie before placing both of his thumbs under his suspenders, Kieran, standing three foot six inches still looked short when standing on boxes next to his masked talent, the Murder Lizard.]
Kieran Roth: As my agent’s contract SPECIFICALLY states — (flips a paper over in front of him) and I quote:
Kieran Roth: As for the conditions;
Kieran Roth: Last but not in the least, the following is an option. As the contract does have one last mandatory obligation that should not be forgotten; as we know how the JROK owner is so elegantly remembered of doing. That is…
[Turning to look up at the King of Violence, Kieran lifts his shoulders to which Jesse nods approval and folds his arms.]
Kieran Roth: Penalty of ANY of these conditions will result in a fine of $50,000 per occurrence and forfeit any responsibility’s Jesse Jamester has to appear for said event, that does not meet the contract’s terms.
[Stepping off the boxes, Kieran clears them and Jesse Jamester takes his place at the podium.]
Jesse Jamester: This means that if I am to appear at Hardcore Heaven… (laughs mockingly) Then I expect this match with El Rey to be a death match of violent proportions! (Smashing his fists down on the podium with such force, the podium crumbles to pieces) GET IT DONE!
[Flipping the unused interview table over, Jesse Jamester and Kieran Roth exit the interview area as the buzz of the news and gossip journalists turns into a swarm of flies chomping to bits this declaration by the King of Violence.]
Kieran Roth: Hello ladies and gentlemen. My name is Kieran Roth, the agent for the King of Violence, Jesse Jamester. It has come to my talent’s attention that contractual obligations have not been met for the upcoming cross-over show with HardKore World, titled Hardcore Heaven.
[Adjusting his tie before placing both of his thumbs under his suspenders, Kieran, standing three foot six inches still looked short when standing on boxes next to his masked talent, the Murder Lizard.]
Kieran Roth: As my agent’s contract SPECIFICALLY states — (flips a paper over in front of him) and I quote:
‘All matches sanctioned by JROK during the length of this contract must be scheduled as a gimmick match that abide to the following.’
Kieran Roth: As for the conditions;
‘One, Jesse Jamester has not competed in ‘said gimmick match’ already; or in short no duplicate gimmick matches will be booked for Jesse Jamester.
Two, said ‘gimmick match’ must be different from all others on the show of that night’s booking, and cannot be repeated on the same event.
Three, all gimmick matches Jesse Jamester competes in must be of the death match variation for the duration of this contract.’
Two, said ‘gimmick match’ must be different from all others on the show of that night’s booking, and cannot be repeated on the same event.
Three, all gimmick matches Jesse Jamester competes in must be of the death match variation for the duration of this contract.’
Kieran Roth: Last but not in the least, the following is an option. As the contract does have one last mandatory obligation that should not be forgotten; as we know how the JROK owner is so elegantly remembered of doing. That is…
‘During the duration of the tour with JROK, talent Jesse Jamester is guaranteed the creative liberty of making ONE gimmick match of his choosing, with a thirty day notice to the event of ‘said gimmick match’ taking place.'
[Turning to look up at the King of Violence, Kieran lifts his shoulders to which Jesse nods approval and folds his arms.]
Kieran Roth: Penalty of ANY of these conditions will result in a fine of $50,000 per occurrence and forfeit any responsibility’s Jesse Jamester has to appear for said event, that does not meet the contract’s terms.
[Stepping off the boxes, Kieran clears them and Jesse Jamester takes his place at the podium.]
Jesse Jamester: This means that if I am to appear at Hardcore Heaven… (laughs mockingly) Then I expect this match with El Rey to be a death match of violent proportions! (Smashing his fists down on the podium with such force, the podium crumbles to pieces) GET IT DONE!
[Flipping the unused interview table over, Jesse Jamester and Kieran Roth exit the interview area as the buzz of the news and gossip journalists turns into a swarm of flies chomping to bits this declaration by the King of Violence.]