Post by Jonnie Valentine on Sept 6, 2023 19:06:00 GMT -5
"How the Gods Kill" by Danzig plays and a video montage plays of Hardkore World's 18 year history. Cyrus Williams hits Andrew Karnage with The Blackout...Tarrasque chokeslams Big Brute ACE off of a balcony to the floor below...Rad Rick pulls back on a scorpion deathlock on Dragon Kimura...Ace Kilcannon drops "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson on the back of his head with The Kill...Bronco Guerillo comes off on with a rana off the second turnbuckle on Rad Rick...Adrian Faust nails Death Gojira with a Helldriver...Fidel "Che" Gueverra throws powder in Bronco Guerillo's eyes...Rated X hits Ghandi the Butcher with The Unabomber...Kentaro Korose hits Kuala Hala with a facebreaker deathkick...Matthew X flaming thumper heart punches Quasimoto Jones..."Deathstryke" Cyan Komar hits San Diego Strangler with The Deathstryke...Sadiopath pins "Nightmare" Stormy Sommers with a sadioplex...Devon Stevens hits Bobby Nowa with a Zero Grav Leg Drop...Rally Jackson puts Adrian Faust through a press table with a cradle piledriver...Tosh Marley tiger drivers Matthew X...Ace Kilcannon comes off the rope with a springboard DDT on El Hombre Murcie'Lago...Reverand Gozo Shioda nails Ace Kilcannon with a crucifix ganso bomb...Tuxedo Mask executes a gorgeous corkscrew 450 splash on "Sweet" Richard Romero..."Sexy" Anjanette Turner bending Makoto Jupiter in half with a scorpion deathlock with a crossface...Kilroy Evans drops from off the top of a cage with a crowbar across the chest of Death Gojira on a burning car...Tamara Sanchez delivering a crisp helicopter rana on Xyrynth onto a chair...The Miracle Violence Combination II giving Tarrasque a Shotgun Suplex...Cobryn gives Robert Hunglestien III The Answer 2005...Lonewolf McNeely gets a running start and jumps into the Scent of Destruction diamond cutter but Big Bad Bill reverses it into a reverse DDT faceplant off the second rope...Lucifer Jones gives Devon Stevens a London Air Raid off the top rope through a table on the floor...Ayame "Phoenix" Tokugawa backflips off the cage, catching Brandi on the top turnbuckle on the way down with a inverted FireBird DDT...Death Gojira puts the ladder over Cobryn's head in the corner with his chest in the turnbuckle, then jumps off the top turnbuckle on the long end, see sawing him into the audience....Kilroy Evans grabs Adrian Tanner Jr. on the apron and hits The Bad Touch to the floor...Vampira comes off the top rope with a shooting star press on Vagabond through a table on the floor...Andrew Sinclair gives Andrew Karnage an exploder off the ring steps on to the concrete floor...Lucifer Jones gives Kilroy Evans a burning hammer off the apron through a burning table with thumbtacks then it fades into a graphic that reads "Hardkore America". The camera pans around Palm Springs Convention Center showing the rabid fans and the two wrestling rings next to one another. It pans out to Guillermo O'Bannon with Matt Boone sitting in the next chair. A guy is on his hands and knees underneath their desk]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nothin feels better than home! Hello everyone, welcome back to Palm Springs and Hardkore Hall! I'm Guillermo O'Bannon and Phil Blauer should be next to me but I have yet to hear from him. Sitting in for him is former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone. Sitting next to him is our I.T. guy Jerry. We've been having some computer problems lately and apparantly there's no other time he can do this.
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: Well. Ya got two options. Either I can fix it now and cause a small headache. Or it can crash on ya during the show, and then your really screwed because I'm gonna have to go to Sacramento for parts.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't even think we use our computer's much.
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: It's up to you! A little now or alot later.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anyway, tonight is our second chance to see The Society of the New Breed defend their Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles in The Wargames Match. This time against the former World Six Man Tag Team Champions, The Un-Stable. These two have been warring since one another's inception. After Cobryn swerved The Un-Stable, he defeated Robert Hunglestien III for the Hardkore America title then went through Kilroy Evans and Andrew Karnage in brutal bloody title defenses. Then Cobryn used Dan Stein to swerve The Un-Stable and started The Society of the New Breed with him. But now The Un-Stable has turned the tide. Lucifer Jones lost his Hardkore America title to Kilroy Evans and Cobryn lost his Hardkore World Championship to Gonzo Sinclair. Now they all lock up, all in the same two rings, wrapped in a giant steel cage, for the six man titles.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: The word around the locker room is that it's divided right down the middle. You're either with The Un-Stable or The Society of the New Breed, or your on the dark cold corner containing me, Ron Reid, and Judge Death.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we have the culmination of a year long feud. Brandi entered Hardkore America earlier this year. After a tumultous relationship with Tamara Sanchez in UCW, Brandi made her first appearence in March in San Francisco. She helped Tamara Sanchez win her match by smashing "Sexy" Anjanette Turner in the head with a chair. The next month they were in a tag team match in Seattle. After brutalizing Vagabond & Anjanette Turner with chairs, Brandi turned on Tammy, breaking her leg with a moonsault with Sanchez's leg wrapped in a chair. That knee injury sidelined Sanchez for months. Later, Brandi was wrestling a match with Vagabond in San Diego. Tamara Sanchez came down and broke Brandi's arm sidelining her for months as well. She's recently made her return, winning a threeway dance in Sacramento to recieve tonight's title match against Sanchez. With all these broken arms & legs, it's fitting that this match would be a stretcher match.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I've been waiting to see this match all year. And it's not just because of the skin tight outfits and bi-sexuality. But that's about 99% of it.
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: Wow, there's alot of porn in this trash bin. Who's into Black Chicks Little Dicks?
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's Phil.
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: The Fista Sistas?
Yolanda Ando: (walking funny) Phil.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then it's time for Paul Soutter's first Hardkore West Coast title defense against The Microshocker. Soutter won his first Hardkore title at an impromptu title defense by Syberus at a Hardkore Rocky Mountains house show.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Which proved to be box office poison. After that match, Hardkore Rocky Mountains never put on a never show. It's sad really.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Not really. The Microshocker has shown some real improvement since his days of being squashed in minutes. His performance during The Wargames Match in Los Angeles was impressive and he really held his own against Hardkore World legends Tuxedo Mask and Rated X. Then we have a match that is a few years in the making. There has been a simmering feud since 2002 between the two giants of Hardkore World, Eerie Von and SWAT World Champion Stan Wilson. These two have warred like all big men, over who has the more devastating chokeslam.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Check this one out.
(Boone rips off half of his shirt so it looks like a one strap singlet. He puts one hand in the air and grabs Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry by the throat]
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: (smacks his hand away) Knock it off, Matt.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Oww...I think it's turning red...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von hasn't wrestled in quite a while but has a shoot style that could be an advantage since Stan can't lift Von as much as he can his other opponents.
(Phil Blauer walks in wearing an MGM Grand t-shirt and holding a yard high beer glass with a long straw]
Phil Blauer: Sorry, I missed the entire show. My bad. I swear I'll make the next one.
Guillermo O'Bannon: We just started, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Damn, I told that cabbie to take the scenic route!
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Oww....
Guillermo O'Bannon: Where have you been?
Phil Blauer: Well, someone told me that the show was in Vegas this month.
(Phil slaps Boone's red hand]
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Oww!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's next month. Speaking of Vegas, tonight we have the threeway dance between Makoto Jupiter, Horror Girl, and Vampira. The winner will recieve a shot at the Hardkore World Women's Champion next month in Las Vegas. Makoto Jupiter went to a time limit draw last month with Tamara Sanchez in a great match, she would love another shot. Horror Girl and Vampira had a great match at Hardkore Helloween and have shown they can take it to another level as far as violent female wrestling goes.
Phil Blauer: Violent female wrestling is for Japanese businessmen and Ed Dubin. (checks his computer) HEY!! Who got rid of all my porn?!?!?!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then it's a 2/3 falls match between James Fierce and Lonewolf McNeely. McNeely is making his return to the ring after a six month layoff. His last match was back in May when he defeated Tarrasque in San Diego. James Fierce has been on a roll lately, with a great showing at the Hardkore Helloween show and defeating The House of Pain in a steel cage match in Sacramento. The two will have to pull out all the stops to last as long as 2/3 falls matches usually do. Then we have Rated X taking on Adrian Tanner Jr. in his first singles match since 2000.
Phil Blauer: Rated X has been easing back into wrestling like an old man into a hot bath.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner recently joined The Un-Stable. It'll be interesting to see if the guidance of Robert Hunglestien III, Kilroy Evans, Andrew Karnage, and Andrew Sinclair will help him against the former Hardkore World Champion. Then we have Sun, returning to the ring to wrestle the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Champion "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa. Wait, I'm getting word that we have a cameraman in the parking lot to cover the arrival of our mid-card.
Phil Blauer: What are we, Hardkore Nitro?
(Shot cuts to the back parking lot of the Palm Springs Convention Center. Lonewolf McNeely is shown getting out of his mustang with Rain. A couple fans notice them and cheer, with some whistles for Rain]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain drops his bag and Lonewolf doesn't look real happy about it.
Phil Blauer: That bag carrying stuff is hard work. That's why I have Matt do all my bag work.
(Lonewolf slams his head on the truck throwing a fit and crawls up to the hood of the car]
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: (pokes his head up from under the desk) What a freak.
Phil Blauer: Can't you work on that hard drive on top of our desk? People are gonna wonder about the Blau-Dog.
(Rain comes up and tries to help him. She tries to lift his head and blood is pouring down his face, she tries to lift him, suddenly he grabs her head and delivers a knee lift]
Guillermo O'Bannon: What is Lonewolf doing? He just kneed his ex-wife in the head!?!
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: Living out my fantasy. Now if only he can just get me out of $500 a month he'd be my hero.
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely follows that up with a piledriver on the hood of the mustang!!
The boos from inside Hardkore Hall are so loud, you can hear them from the parking lot. Lonewolf spits on her and gives her a kick to the ribs calling her worthless]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely powerbombs her on the back windshield!!
Phil Blauer: All she had to do is carry them damn bags...
Lonewolf opens up the door and grabs a bullrope and attaches it to her neck and ties it up to the back of the car]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Oh my god, what is he doing now?
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: I never went this far with my ex-wife, even when she turned off my computer before I had saved my best game of Everquest.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: That bitch! A thousand plagues upon her!
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: Kurok the painted elf?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Vanrok, the merciless ogre?
Lonewolf McNeely spraypaints KGB on her face and gets into the car]
Guillermo O'Bannon: No! No! No!
Yolanda Ando; What the hell is wrong with him? Someone stop this!
McNeely puts the car in drive and takes off, dragging her down the street as the camera fades out to Hardkore Hall where "Otherworld" by Nobuo Uematsu plays. The audience doesn't know quite what to make of what just happened as the masked Anzu walks down to the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: I can't believe what we just saw. Hopefully we have some police on their way to go arrest Lonewolf McNeely for trying to kill Rain there. What the hell is wrong with him? Anyway I don't know much about this Anzu guy except for that his theme music is hard to get on Limewire.
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: Yeah, by the way, I had to take Limewire off your computer since we found the majority of our viruses were coming from your affinity for TLC songs.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Oh, were those songs? I was trying to get the TLC matches. Simple mistake.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: You can come over and watch mine, I have the whole collection along with the ones I did with my action figures.
Yolanda Ando: Anzu wears a 3/4 mask. The beaked mask is similar to the one the Phantom of the Opera wears with the left side. He wears dark brown leather pants, matching leather boots, and a dark brown jacket made from buckskin and decorated with what appear to be eagle feathers.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to Hardkore Hall. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine and Hardkore World present tonight's show of Hardkore America action. Our first match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, hailing from Damascus; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 237 pounds...ANZU!!!"
The Palm Springs audience, not knowing who he is, chant "WHO?? WHO?? WHO?? WHO?? WHO?? WHO?? WHO??" Then a huge countdown clock appears on the Hardkoretron and a voice starts to talk]
Voice: "David Sadler will steal the show in 5 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 4 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 3 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 2 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show……………………
Boom fireworks shoot from the ramp! The words spoken by David Sadler echo around the arena “I have toiled and bled and now it is time to show you the very meaning of reality” "Liberate" by Disturbed then hits the speakers as David walks out on the ramp and the camera shoots to a close up of him. He looks at the crowd side to side. David makes a couple of steps forward as two pyros shoot off fireworks and flame besides him. He then continues down the ramp and then to the ring. He climbs up the steps slowly and when he reaches the top step he looks over at the crowd for a few seconds. He then makes his way through the ropes and walks across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle which he climbs and spreads his arms and looks into the sky from]
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler making his singles debut in Hardkore World tonight after an excellent showing at Hardkore Helloween. He's gotta be one of the most decorated wrestlers since Gorgeous Greg with nearly 30 titles on his record.
Phil Blauer: He also allows us to break even on our Englishman quota what with Syberus hurt.
Guillermo glares at Phil]
Phil Blauer: What? Someone has to pay attention to these things.
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler recently defeated SWAT Carribean Champion Dave Brickheart in the West Indies in a non-title match. He hopes to continue his momentum here on the West Coast.
Yolanda Ando: David Sadler wears baggy cut off jean shorts. He wears black knee and elbow pads and white boots with black trim. Pale skinned with blue eyes, long brown hair and clean shaven.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent hails from Ipswich, England; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!!"
The audience applauds, most of them getting their first look at Sadler after hearing about him on the internet and video tapes. His music slowly fades out as he climbs down from the turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu locks up with David Sadler. Sadler scoops him up and bodyslams him. He goes to belly to back suplex him, but Anzu reverses it into a bulldog.
Anzu lifts Sadler up into a fireman's carry, but Sadler lands on his feet behind him. He drops back into a russian leg sweep]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soviet Scum Sweep! Sadler starts putting the boots to him with angry stomps about the face & head. He pulls Anzu up and irish whips him but Anzu reverses it and shoots Sadler into the ropes. He drop toe holds Sadler to the mat.
Anzu springs on Sadler's back and applies an STF! He pulls up on Sadler's head while Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler reaching out for the rope but Anzu clamps down on his windpipe. Sadler makes another attempt and crawls over to the other side of the ropes, while Anzu continues to apply a tight STF. Sadler grabs onto the bottom rope and Peters calls for the break. Anzu pulls Sadler up and irish whips him into the ropes. Sadler comes back with a clothesline!
The audience cheers. Sadler bounces into the ropes and drops a leg across Anzu's face. Sadler hooks him up for a textbook suplex and drops him behind him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. He irish whips Sadler into the ropes and backdrops him. Sadler gets up long enough to be sunset flipped!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(David Sadler claps his legs together on Anzu's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu tosses Sadler across the ring with an armdrag. He catches Sadler by the leg and dragon screws him to the mat. He picks him up for a second one, but Sadler swings his other leg around into an enzuigiri!
The fans applaud. Sadler lands a hard kick to Anzu's kidneys while he's on the mat. He irish whips Anzu into the ropes and hits him with a flying body press]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Anzu kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler irish whips Anzu into the ropes again and tosses him over his head with a belly to belly suplex! He goes for a DDT but Anzu blocks it and backdrops him.
Anzu irish whips Sadler into the ropes and powerslams him into the mat! He hooks the leg]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu steps out on the apron. He slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope, and springboard dropkicks him!!
The audience applauds. Anzu scoops Sadler up and drops him on his head with a northern lights bomb]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu irish whips Sadler into the ropes and drops him on his face with a flapjack!
Anzu irish whips him into the ropes again and goes for a spinebuster but Sadler reverses it with a tornado DDT! The Palm Springs crowd applauds the reversal]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler pulls Anzu up in a waistlock. Anzu cracks him with a back elbow in the face. Anzu drops him with a stunner!
Anzu hops onto the middle of the top rope, but Sadler rolls out of the way of a springboard legdrop!! Sadler gets to his feet and rocks Anzu with several right hands]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler backs Anzu into the ropes with those punches. He irish whips him into the ropes and drives him into the mat with a sidewalk slam!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anzu kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler front facelocks him but Anzu picks him up in a fireman's carry. He spins him around into an F5! He pulls Sadler's head into his legs and pulls him up into a powerbomb!! He holds the legs for a cradle!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu pulls him up by the hair, but Sadler smashes him in the nose with a forearm. He belly to back suplexes him!
Sadler climbs up to the top turnbuckle and waits for Anzu to get to his feet. When he does he smashes Anzu in the face with a flying dropkick]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anzu kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler applies a chinlock, but Anzu grabs him by the arm and judo tosses him across the ring. He lifts him up into a fireman's carry and then drops him back into a samoan drop!
Anzu hops onto the middle of the top rope and this time hits the springboard legdrop!! Hardkore Hall applauds and makes the cover]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu irish whips Sadler into the ropes, but The Saviour of Professional Wrestling comes back with a spinning wheel kick to his face!
Sadler bounces into the ropes and drops an elbow across Anzu's face. He pulls Anzu up by the mask and irish whips him into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler gets a running start and flying kneelifts him underneath the chin! Anzu staggers around, dazed and Sadler comes up behind him with a sleeper hold.
Anzu struggles for the ropes but Sadler stands firmly. He cuts off air to Anzu's brain with the arm across his windpipe, sending Anzu down to one knee. Sadler goes down with him and uses his weight to further weaken him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters raises Anzu's arm but Anzu keeps it up. Anzu works his way back up to his feet and drops down to his knees, shooting the top of his head through Sadler's chin! He grabs Sadler from behind with a rude awakening!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu fireman's carries Sadler onto his shoulders and sits Sadler on the top turnbuckle. He tucks Sadler's head into his shoulder and grabs both of his legs. He steps out into the middle of the ring and drops him with a muscle buster!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: He pulls Sadler up into a front facelock. He wrenches his neck around with a swinging neckbreaker! He applies an on the mat full nelson. The Sugar Hold!!
Anzu pulls up David Sadler's arms & head with the full nelson. Mike Peters checks to see if he wants to submit but Sadler refuses. That only makes Anzu madder and pulls him up by his head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu releases The Sugar Hold. He pulls him up into a side suplex but David Sadler reverses it into a crippler crossface! He links his fingers together and pulls up on his arm & head.
The Palm Springs fans in the front row slap the railing chanting "TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!!" Anzu cries out in pain while Sadler pulls up on his arm. Peters checks in but Anzu shouts out refusals]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu rolls Sadler onto his shoulders with a cradle!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(David Sadler releases the crippler crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler grabs Anzu with a headlock. Anzu lifts him up into a human torture rack and then flips him over into a burning hammer!!
Anzu full nelsons Sadler, but Sadler mule kicks him in the groin. He runs into the ropes and almost takes his head off with a clothesline]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Ragesline! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a flying body press!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr-(Anzu kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler irish whips Anzu but he reverses it and shoots Sadler into the corner. He bounces out into a fireman's carry by Anzu and he drops it into a facefirst powerbomb he calls Falling From the Nest!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu lifts Sadler up into an argentinean backbreaker. He slips him off his shoulder into a hangman's neckbreaker!
Sadler stands up and ducks under a clothesline. He rebounds into the ropes and comes back with a yakuza kick]
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler peppering Anzu's face with a series of Rage Punches! He kicks him in the guts and drops him headfirst into a dangerous DDT he calls the David DDT!!
Phil Blauer: Aren't they all dangerous?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler is up on the top turnbuckle and leaps off with an elbow smash!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr-(Anzu gets his foot on the rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler irish whips Anzu but Anzu reverses it and shoots him into the corner. Sadler staggers back into Anzu who delivers an angle slam!
He grabs Sadler by the hair and delivers several headbutts with his beaky mask. He lifts him up into a fireman's carry]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu drops him with an FU!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler ducks under a punch by Sadler and drops him with a Fuck Hitler german suplex with a perfect bridge!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1....2...3!!!
"Liberate" by Disturbed plays and the audience cheers. David Sadler jumps up on the second turnbuckle and soaks in the applause]
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler scores the first of what he hopes to be many wins here in Hardkore America.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 20 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu had a nice showing as well but in the end it wasn't enough against all of Sadler's experience. He heads to San Juan, Puerto Rico where he will take on Kota at Coliseo De Puerto Rico for Hardkore Nippon. David Sadler is also off to the Carribean, he now travels to the West Indies, at the Antigua Entertainment Centre. There he will face Syberus, The Microshocker, and Ignacious Conner in a Fatal Fourway. Whoever wins will be SWAT Carribean's representative in the New Year's Nightmare PPV match for the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship.
Sadler walks back to the locker room, slapping the hands of all the fans along the aisleway]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Our next match features the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Champion "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa taking on our latest free agent acquisition, Sun.
Phil Blauer: I have heard so much about this kid that I looked him up and did a little research. (pulls out a stack on index cards) Apparantly he's a ball of plasma with a mass of about 2*1030 kg, which is somewhat higher than that of an average star. About 74% of his mass is hydrogen, with 25% helium and the rest made up of trace quantities of heavier elements. It is thought that this kid is about 5 billion years old, which is still younger than Road Warrior Animal.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone gives Phil a rimshot. The sound makes Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry bang the top of his head on the desk]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Who gave Boone back his drumset?
"Thesis of a Cruel Angel" by Yoko Takahashi plays and the Palm Springs fans give him a resounding applause. Sun walks down to the ring and slides under the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun is the former Rising Sun, a former UWA United Kingdom Champion and UWA Hardcore Champion. He's also known for his epic cage match with Lonewolf McNeely.
Phil Blauer: Plus Greek philosopher Anaxagoras, once reasoned that he was a giant flaming ball of metal even larger than the Peleponessus, and not the chariot of Helios. For teaching this heresy he was imprisoned by the authorities and sentenced to death.
Guillermo O'Bannon: (sighs) Who was the flaming ball of metal? Rising Sun or Anaxagoras?
Phil Blauer: (flips over his card) It seems I neglected to put that on my index card.
Yolanda Ando: Sun wears a blue martial arts gi and a “vega” style mask. The Mask is white with a red dot in the center mimicking the Japanese Flag. He wears two Shuko Ninja Claws on each hands and carries a bag of Martial Arts weapons.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Cheshire, Connecticut; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 190 pounds; Making his Hardkore Debut...SUN!!!"
The audience gives him a warm reaction. "Bomb Idea" by Mad Capsule Markets plays and Hardkore Hall boos. Tom Lux and "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa walk down to the ring with the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Championship around his waist]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa defeated The Shootfighter for the newly created Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Championship in three straight matches in Los Angeles, Thailand, and Sacramento. He recently battled Reverend Gozo Shioda to a brutal no-contest in Mexico City.
Phil Blauer: All this globe trotting and he still finds time to call his mother.
Guillermo O'Bannon: How do you know that?
Phil Blauer: I hang out with most of the rosters' mothers. We have a book club, have a board game night, and mostly talk about our ungrateful children. Or in my case, their ungrateful children.
Yolanda Ando: That reminds me, Phil. Can you tell my mother just because I'm not married at 29, it doesn't mean I'm a lesbian?
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: That's not what the pictures I pulled out of your resume file say.
Yolanda Ando: Those are artsy!
Phil Blauer: That woman decimated her own genitals to squeeze you through them and bring you life. The least you could do is tell her yourself.
Yolanda Ando: It's not worth it. Arakawa wears some black MMA style tights with Japanese lettering for "Saikyo Terrorist" on the rear in blood red. High black boots, Black TRACE kneepads, and white wrist tape.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is accompanied to the ring by Tom Lux; He hails from Shimo-tsuga-gun, Tochigi, Japan; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 261 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE NIPPON BRASS KNUCKLES CHAMPION...'THE SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA!!!"
The Palm Springs fans boo. Ron Reid signals for the bell and Arakawa goes on the attack with a wild flurry of punches to a shocked Sun's face]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun ducks under one of the punches to lock Arakawa in a full nelson.
Phil Blauer: I'm sure some of that is to just instinct to keep Arakawa from being able to punch him anymore. Cause those hurt.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun presses down on the back of Arakawa's neck. Arakawa throws his head back into Sun's face to break the full nelson. He whacks him in the face with a uraken spinning backfist.
The uraken backs Sun up a little into the corner. Arakawa wails back and begins a long series of blistering chops to Sun's chest. The power of the knife edges actually take Sun off his feet. The fans in the Palm Springs Convention Center "Wooo" with each one]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun begins firing back with some chops of his own and finishes with his own uraken!
Sun does a mockery of Arakawa that the fans get a kick out of. Sun follows it up with a shotei palm strike]
Phil Blauer: Sun pulls Arakawa into his legs but it maybe a little early for a piledriver.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa backdrops him. He irish whips Sun into the ropes and catches him under the chin with a running knee attack! He applies an ankle lock on him. Sun reaches out for the ropes, so Arakawa wraps his legs around Sun's thigh and drops down to the canvas for an on-the-mat version.
Tom Lux applauds on the outside while the quiet Hardkore Hall rings with Sun's screams. Ron Reid checks in to see if Sun wants to tap out but he refuses]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun reaches out and grabs the ropes, so Reid forces Arakawa to break the heel hold. Arakawa lifts Sun up in a fireman's carry, then drops him facefirst on his knee with a Go 2 Sleep!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa irish whips Sun into the ropes but Sun comes back with a flying head scissors!
The audience comes alive! Sun shakes some feeling back into his leg and waits for Arakawa to get back to his feet. When he does, Sun tosses him across the ring with a monkey flip. The crowd cheers even louder and Sun steps through the ropes onto the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun slingshots himself over the ropes onto Arakawa!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa ducks under a right hand by Sun and deadlift german suplexes him onto the back of his head!
The fans go back to booing and Arakawa irish whips Sun into the turnbuckles. Tatsuya cracks him in the chest with another stiff chop, then punches to him in the jaw]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa smashes Sun in the face with a headbutt, then kicks him in the chest. He spins around and chops him again, then delivers a shotei of his own.
Phil Blauer: Who knows what's holding Sun up right now?
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: The corner. It's right behind him.
Phil Blauer: Oh, so it is.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa ends the The Kenka Combo with a high boot to his face! Arakawa snap mares him out of the corner and delivers a roundhouse kick to his back. Ow, and another that twists his body in pain.
Arakawa gets behind Sun and applies a stretch plum. The crowd boos as Tatsuya pushes Sun's head down with one arm and pulls Sun's right arm back with his other]
Phil Blauer: So that's what a stretch plum is. I always thought it was a dirty word. So I take it back, Matt. You're not a stretch plum.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (wipes a tear) You don't know how much that means to me, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid asking Sun if he wants to submit but Sun seems to be in too much pain to even answer. Arakawa releases one of his arms to bash Sun on the top of the head with an elbow.
Arakawa climbs up to the second rope, then jumps off with a double kneedrop to Sun's chest]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shinjuku Crush!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun pulls himself up along the ropes and Arakawa rushes him, but Sun catches him and drops his throat on the top rope!
The fans cheer and Sun tries to feed off their energy. He irish whips Arakawa into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun takes him down with a roundhouse kick! He butterflies Arakawa's arms and double underhook DDTs him!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun applies an armbar. He sticks his knee into the ball of Arakawa's shoulder and pulls back on the arm.
Phil Blauer: He's also catching some of his air back, smart. Not house sitting your friend's house so you can watch all your pornos on his big screen smart. But smart.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun wraps his legs around Arakawa's arm and drops back into a jujigatame arm scissors. He makes a few adjustments and then falls backwards with his arm again. He rolls Arakawa over onto his stomach and applies a chicken wing.
The audience takes advantage of the silence and yells out several things like "Tom's a Homo!" Sun wrenches up on Arakawa's hammerlocked arm. He gets up and legdrops the back of his elbow]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun irish whips Arakawa into the ropes, but Tatsuya comes back with an STO!
The Palm Springs fans jeer while Arakawa shakes out his arm a little. Arakawa irish whips Sun into the turnbuckles]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa follows him into the corner but Sun meets him with a big boot! Sun climbs up to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a rana, but Arakawa catches him and powerbombs him into the mat!! He steps over Sun's body and applies a kneeling wakigatame.
Arakawa braces his foot on the mat and pulls back on Sun's arm. Sun's fist balls up in pain but he won't tap. Arakawa braces himself and pulls back on Sun's arm again]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa makes a few adjustments and then drops back in a jujigatame arm scissors of his own. He raises his leg and drops it back on to his face.
Arakawa squeezes his powerful legs around Sun's arm and uses them to pin his shoulders to the mat]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Sun gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun gets to his feet with Arakawa still attached to his arm, and punches his way out of it. Arakawa sits up, but Sun flips over him with a reverse neck snap.
Sun irish whips Arakawa into the ropes and lifts him up, before flapjacking his face into the mat! The crowd roars]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa gets up and tries to kick Sun but he catches Tatsuya's boot. Arakawa swings around into an enzuigiri! He grabs Sun by the mask and throws a few high muy thai kneelifts to Sun's stomach, then finishes him off with a kneelift to the jaw.
Tatsuya Arakawa wraps his arms around Sun's neck in a front facelock. He drops down into a guillotine choke wrapping his legs around his body in a scissorslock. Sun's arms flail frantically]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya attempting to choke Sun out with the guillotine. He's got it wrapped in tight! He's clamping down on Sun's throat while squeezing his sides so he can't get any new air.
Phil Blauer: He's got the ropes!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa releases the guillotine choke but Sun is on him, hammering him with punches. He irish whips Arakawa into the ropes and handsprings into a flying body press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun irish whips Arakawa into the ropes again and spins around on his shoulders into a helicopter rana!!
The fans are loud and rowdy now. Sun steps up onto the top turnbuckle from the inside of the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun backflips into a moonsault splash!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun applies an abdominal stretch. He plants his foot and pulls back on Arakawa's arm.
Arakawa hiptosses out of it. Arakawa bounces into the ropes and pops Sun in the face with a yakuza kick]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa lifts Sun in a fireman's carry but Sun lands behind him and flips him onto his stomach with a reverse monkey flip. He tosses Arakawa over the top rope!
Arakawa catches the second rope on the way down and falls on the apron. Sun steps through the ropes, but Arakawa catches him with a few stiff shots to the mouth]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa DDTs Sun off the apron to the concrete floor below!!
The fans pop! Sun rolls over and has a large gash over his eye, bleeding heavily. Arakawa pulls Sun up by his mask and waistlocks him. He drops him on his head with a backdrop driver on the Palm Springs Convention Center floor]
Phil Blauer: Arakawa turning Sun into a bloody mess!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya pulls Sun up into a powerbomb but Sun rolls forward onto his feet in front of Arakawa. He kicks Arakawa in the stomach and pulls his head into his legs. Facefirst piledriver on the concrete!!
The fans cheer. Arakawa sits up bleeding as well. Sun climbs up to the top turnbuckle and leaps off landing on his shoulders, driving his skull into the floor with an inverted rana!! The crowd erupts]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun rolls Tatsuya back into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He backflips into a shooting star press but Arakawa puts his knees up!! Sun staggers around, clutching his stomach, and walks right into a Jumping Gamengiri kick!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa irish whips Sun into the turnbuckles. Arakawa runs in and delivers a high Erasure kick to face!
Phil Blauer: These stiff kicks are opening up Sun even more.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa irish whips Sun into the ropes and nearly takes his head off with an Aki lariot!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa shoots Sun into the ropes but Sun rolls underneath a rolling solebutt kick! He pulls Arakawa up and drives him into the mat with a crucifix powerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun climbs up to the top turnbuckle and flips into a somersault senton!! He bounces into the ropes and handsprings into a splash!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun bounces into the ropes but Arakawa rolls out of the way of a leg drop. He pulls Sun up into a MASSIVE powerbomb!!
Sun sits up just in time to get tagged by a running soccer kick to his chest!! Tatsuya Arakawa gets behind Sun with a rear naked choke with a bodyscissors]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Saikyo Terrorist locks on the rear naked choke!
Phil Blauer: This move was what ended it all for The Shootfighter in Sacramento.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya clamps down on Sun's windpipe while pushing forward on the back of his head. Those powerful legs constrict his breathing, and allow him to roll on his back, cinching in the move even better.
The crowd roots Sun on while he waves his hands wildly, looking for the ropes, then fall to his sides. Ron Reid lifts Sun's arm up to see if he's out but Sun keeps it up. Sun bleeds through his mask and onto his shoulder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa rolls onto his back again and leans all the way back, choking Sun out...but it's pinning his shoulders to the mat!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa releases the rear naked choke)
Arakawa gets to his feet and asks Ron Reid why he was counting. Ron Reid explains that Arakawa's shoulders were pinned, but he doesn't like that answer. Sun sneaks up to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun leaps off the top turnbuckle but Arakawa ducks, Sun flips over his back into a sunset flip! The Setting Sun!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
Ron Reid signals for the bell and the crowd cheers. "Thesis of a Cruel Angel" by Yoko Takahashi plays while Tom Lux angrily enters the ring with Arakawa's Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles title belt]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 17 minutes 29 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...SUN!!!"
Phil Blauer: Tom Lux looking for an explanation as to why Ron Reid counted Arakawa's shoulders on the mat.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Either way, Sun scores a major upset here in Hardkore World!
A bloody Arakawa swings the title belt over his shoulder and angrily walks out to the locker room]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa's off to San Juan, Puerto Rico where he will defend his Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles title against Toshiro Takashi at Coliseo De Puerto Rico. Sun looks like he will be a great part of the new youth movement underway here in Hardkore America! Coming up is a match between Rated X and Adrian Tanner Jr.! Tanner is the newest member of The Un-Stable and looking to make a good first impression. Rated X is having his first singles match since 2001 or so.
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: (pokes his head up from under desk) Speaking of which, I think that's the last time you guys cleaned this mouse. You know I found a Cocoa Krispy in here?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Ooh, ooh, what did you do with it?
The Hardkore Hall house lights dim to black as Damageplan's "Moment of Truth" booms through the speakers. Then *BOOM!* A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames. When the flames die down, Adrian Tanner Jr stands in the middle of the stage, head down, dressed in red "metallic effect" shorts with "AT" in gold letters on each side and an open red "metalic effect" ring jacket with the same, along with black elbow and knee pads. Adrian begins his walk down the ramp slapping a couple hands on the way down. Adrian raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. is trying to impress his fellow Un-Stablemates tonight. I don't think you can impress anyone anymore than defeating a legend like Rated X.
Phil Blauer: I could but it would entail me taking my shirt off and the production department adding those little black boxes.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner's impressive on his own he's a former Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Champion, CWA Television Champion, Unified SWAT Australian Statewide Champion, and SWAT World Tag Team Champion.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"
The audience gives him a round of applause. Then "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and the crowd loses it. Rated X steps through the curtain with a dented bloody chair with an "X" painted on it. The fans crane over the aisleway trying to touch him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: This is Rated X's first return to Palm Springs in four years! This is the building where he won the tournament, defeating Ghandi the Butcher in the final at Palm Springs Punishment 97 for his first Hardkore World Championship.
Phil Blauer: I don't remember that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That was back when you were an intern.
Phil slaps Guillermo across the mouth]
Phil Blauer: THAT'S for sending back your McDonald's for being too salty.
Yolanda Ando: Rated X wears black trunks, black boots, and a black mask with a white X on it. His chest, arms, and back covered in Yakuza style tatoos and scars from various Hardkore battles.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Parts Unknown; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds...RATED X!!!"
The fans nearly blow the roof off of Palm Springs Convention Center. Rated X whacks Tanner in the face with a knife edge chop and Peters signals for the bell]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pops Tanner on the top of the head with a tomahawk chop. Tanner responds with a series of hard knife edge chops to his chest.
Tanner tries to back up X with those chops, but Rated X fires back with a stiff back elbow that drops him. Rated X puts Tanner's throat on the bottom rope]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X places his knee against the back of Tanner's head, choking him against the bottom rope. Peters tries to pry X off of him but isn't having very much luck.
Phil Blauer: That's pretty typical.
Guillermo O'Bannon: X using illegal tactics?
Phil Blauer: No, Peters not having any luck.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X stands up to give Peters a piece of his mind, and Tanner takes the advantage to arm drag Rated X. X gets up and another armdrag keeps him down. Adrian Tanner Jr. applies an armbar.
Adrian Tanner Jr. sticks his knee into the ball of Rated X's shoulder and pulls back on his bent arm. Rated X tries to get back up, but Tanner pulls him back down by his mask]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls him up irish whips him into the ropes. He drop toe holds Tanner, pitching him through the ropes to the floor below! Tanner runs into the ropes, hops onto the middle of the top rope and flips off with a springboard senton but he just hits a steel guardrail!!
The audience reacts with shock at the sound of Tanner's back hitting the railing. Rated X grabs the timekeeper's bell and smashes it into Adrian Tanner's face]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner staggers and Rated X kicks him in the stomach. He drops the ring bell, front facelocks him, and DDTs Tanner on the bell!!
Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. bleeding a little now.
Guillermo O'Bannon: He headlocks Tanner and gets a running start. Rated X bulldogs Tanner's throat on the railing!
Rated X boot lands on Hardkore World I.T. guy Jerry's hand]
Hardkore World I.T. guy Jerry: Hey! Hey! I'm working here!
Phil Blauer: Jerry, you really don't wanna...
Hardkore World I.T. guy Jerry: I told you guys, you can either have a little headache now, or a lot later...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs Hardkore World I.T. guy Jerry and DDTs his head into Adrian Tanner's face!!
Phil Blauer: Now who's gonna retrieve those emails I deleted?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs Tanner for a suplex, but Tanner blocks it with his calf. He reverses with a suplex of his own, where X's back lands on the railing!!
The audience cheers. Rated X cries out in pain, and crawls along the ringside area while a bloody Tanner steps over the railing. Tanner climbs up on the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. runs along the apron and catches Rated X with a huracanrana on the concrete!!
Rated X lies stunned on the floor. Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up on the top turnbuckle and spins off the top with a corkscrew 180 splash on the floor]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls Rated X up by the mask, and tosses him over the railing into the audience! He pulls him up and tries to suplex him back over but Rated X swings around into a hangman's neckbreaker that slams Tanner's neck down on the railing!!
A bloody Tanner clutches the back of his head. Rated X pulls Tanner's head into his legs and then piledrives his head into the Hardkore Hall floor]
Phil Blauer: Rated X just scrambled Tanner's brains.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs a table and leans it against the guardrail. He pulls Tanner's head into his legs again and this time running powerbombs him through the table against the railing!!
The Palm Springs fans erupt, chanting "RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!!" Tanner lies in a former table, bleeding down his front. Rated X breaks off a a piece of the metal table leg]
Guillermo O'Bannon: X pulls Tanner up by the blood soaked hair and swings at him with it, but Tanner ducks and german suplexes Rated X on the arena floor!!
Phil Blauer: Careful. This isn't an arena. It's barely a banquet hall.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner rolls Rated X back in the ring.
Phil Blauer: The first smart thing he did.
Guillermo O'Bannon: He irish whips Rated X into the ropes and hits him with a picture pefect dropkick. He pulls X up and butterflies his arms, tiger driver '91!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X claps his legs together on Tanner's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. sticks both of his knees into Rated X's back and then rolls him up into a bow & arrow. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap but X refuses.
Tanner pulls down on Rated X's neck & knees, bending his back across his knees. He pulls Rated X up into a hanging suplex]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. drills Rated X on his head with a brainbuster!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner lifts X in a fireman's carry and airplane spins him around, but X flips behind him with a sunset flip!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. claps his legs together on X's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner grabs Rated X and pulls him back into a surfboard. He braces his knee against X's spine and yanks back on those arms of his.
Mike Peters asks X if he wants to submit, but he shakes his head. Tanner releases it and pulls Rated X to his feet. X is on him with a couple of knuckle shots to Tanner's forehead breaking his head open the hard way]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X bites his forehead opening up the wound even more and follows with more closed fists and sharp elbows opening the wound up more. With a fist full of blood soaked hair X drives him face first into his knee twice, then finishes up with a big punch sending Adrian Tanner through the ropes to the floor!
Rated X irish whips Adrian Tanner facefirst into the corner post! Rated X follows him in with a clothesline but Tanner ducks and dragon suplexes him on the floor]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. is back in the ring. He pulls on the top rope and slingshots over into a pescado on top of Rated X on the floor!
The fans cheer and Adrian Tanner pulls out a new table and sets it up next to the ring. He rolls Rated X onto the apron and climbs up there with him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X is pulled up but he hits Tanner low. He swings around into a hangman's neckbreaker off the apron through the table on the floor!!!
Hardkore Hall rocks with chants of "RA-TED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!!" Both X & Tanner lie in what was a former table]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X is up first and rolls Tanner into the ring. He grabs his chair and gets a running start, smashing it into Tanner's face!! He sets it up in the center of the ring and pulls Tanner's head into his legs. Rated X picks him up into a swinging powerbomb onto that standing chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
The Palm Springs fans chant, "One More Time! One More Time! One More Time! One More Time! One More Time!" Rated X pulls Tanner's head into his legs]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls him up for another powerbomb but Adrian Tanner reverses with a huracanrana with a cradle!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner scoops Rated X up and drops him with a backbreaker. Tanner bounces into the ropes and drops a knee into X's back. A blood drenched Adrian Tanner scoops Rated X up and gives him a second backbreaker, this time holding him across his knee.
Mike Peters asks X if he wants to submit as he's bent over Tanner's knee. Rated X shakes his head, so Tanner pushes his head & legs down even farther. Tanner then punches Rated X in his exposed stomach a couple times]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner drops Rated X and bounces into the ropes, but X rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. He stands up and starts tap dancing on Tanner's head with several stomps and kicks. Rated X gets on top of Tanner and digs his thumbs into the head wound and pulls it open more.
Yolanda Ando: Ewwwwww.
Phil Blauer: (with both fingers up his nose) What? Oh, sorry Your Majesty.
Rated X pops his head wound with a few elbows. He grabs his chair and presses the top of it into Adrian Tanner's throat, choking him with it. Mike Peters tries to pull X off of him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X now sets that chair up in the center of the ring and pulls Adrian Tanner Jr. up into a human torture rack. He flips him over onto the chair facefirst into a Palm Springs Driver!!
Phil Blauer: How fitting!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sits Tanner on the top turnbuckle and drags the beat up chair into the corner. He climbs to the second rope, front facelocks him, but Tanner's bloody head slips out as he pushes Rated X off the turnbuckle to the chair below!! Adrian Tanner flips off the top with The Wake Up Call 450 legdrop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner sets X up in a suplex and cradles his leg, he drops Rated X back in a bridging fisherman's he calls The Sure Shot!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner sets Rated X up in a russian leg sweep and then flips back into a reverse DDT he calls The Snap Shot!!
The crowd cheers and a blood soaked Adrian Tanner climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He backflips into a shooting star frog splash]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Fall from Grace!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner goes for a flatliner, but Rated X reverses it into a uranage! He inverted facelocks Tanner and lifts him up into a Black Out!!
The fans cheer and Rated X points some crossed middle fingers back at the locker room. Then fluffs some imaginary hair]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X double underhooks Tanner's arms and pulls him up over his shoulder, then drills his head into the mat with the RU486!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and the Palm Springs fans leap to their feet. Rated X runs up to the second turnbuckle and celebrates]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 39 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...RATED X!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hardkore World Hall of Famer Rated X wins his first singles match back from retirement!
Kilroy Evans and Robert Hunglestien III come down to the ring to help Adrian Tanner Jr. to his feet. He looks hand dipped in blood. Rated X walks back to the locker room with his battered chair over his head. Hardkore World's I.T. guy being loaded on a stretcher at ringside]
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: uhhhh....
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hey Jerry. Sorry about Rated X DDTing you on Adrian Tanner's face and all.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, but don't you worry. All these computers will be here for you to fix when you get better.
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: uhhhhh....
The EMTs cart Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry off to the locker room]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hope he feels better. Anyway fans coming up next is sure to be a classic. A best of three falls match between Lonewolf McNeely and James Fierce. Lonewolf McNeely may have gone insane tonight, he tied his ex-wife Rain to a car and drove off with her.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, if your gonna do that it's best to wait until the camera crew goes home for the night. Just a word from the wise.
Guillermo O'Bannon: These two have quite a history together. When James Fierce first joined the KGB in the UWA...
Phil Blauer: Wait, too many letters. (doing his scratch work on a peice of paper) Ok...go ahead.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anyway, Lonewolf McNeely felt he should have been the new member and not Fierce...
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Shades of what's going on today with The Un-Stable.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Right. Anyway, wait...where was I?
Phil Blauer: Russia.
Guillermo O'Bannon: No. Lonewolf kidnapping James Fierce. Anyway, McNeely teamed up with Stan "The Icon" Wilson to take on James Fierce & Adrian Tanner Jr. at UWA Bedlam. McNeely piledrived Fierce off the top rope and gave him a 450 backflip legdrop that took James out of wrestling for four months. After that match, McNeely took a sledgehammer to Stan, turning on him.
Sounds of a crying woman are heard as we then see pyro going off to and the arena lights begin to flicker]
Phil Blauer: Did Yolanda step on a scale again?
Blood lines stream down the video tron]
I'd like to see you
In two pieces
You won't be walking
Barely breathing
I'd like to see you
At my door
We're together
Like before
Images of Rain and Lonewolf are shown, as a scene of a kiss is shown, the video switches to Lonewolf giving a piledriver to Rain on top of the semi outside as he licks the blood running down her forehead]
I could miss you more right now
or I could slit your throat
Sometimes I get so down
You're not around and...
I'd rather see you dead
Lonewolf comes out of the curtains with a bloody noose and "Rain" printed on his face & chest with her blood dressed in black leather shorts. Lonewolf pulls his hair back in a pony tail and holds up a bag of blood, dipping his fingers in it and running it down his face. He points towards the pits of hell and gives a backwards cross sign as he spits the blood in the air, howling at the top of his lungs]
Tonight you're sleeping
By his side
I tried to see you
But you let him decide
I'm a threat now
Are you scared
It's just murder
least you know I care
Lonewolf struts down to the ring and chants obscene words towards the fans while giving the finger and attempting to slap the women n the audience]
I could miss you more right now
or I could slit your throat
Sometimes I get so down
You're not around and...
I'd rather see you dead
Sometimes I get lonely
And all I need is...
Just to see you dead
Lonewolf jumps on the ropes and pulls out a knife from his shorts]
Phil Blauer: He's got a knife!!
Phil hides behind Guillermo. Lonewolf slices the knife across his chest and draws a smile amount of blood as he enters the ring. He yells at Ron Reid and gives two fingers to the fans at ringside spitting more blood on the ground]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wow. This guy's ill. But he's also undefeated against James Fierce so he's got the confidence factor coming in.
Phil Blauer: (straightens his suit) He wrote KGB on Rain's face before dragging her with that car. I'd say he's got his eyes on the prize.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is a Best of Three Falls Match with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...LONEWOLF MCNEELY!!!"
The audience boos. Then "Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against the Machine plays and the Palm Springs crowd cheers. James Fierce slowly creeps from the back. Once he fully emerges he holds both hands out to the side and begins his strutting down the ramp way]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The SWAT Carribean Bermuda Triangle Champion James Fierce asked for this match and looks ready for a long one. He'd love to get back at McNeely for putting him out all those months. The KGB are looking to step in as one of the premiere groups in Hardkore America, whoever wins The Wargames Match tonight will have to look at them as their next challenge.
Yolanda Ando: James Fierce wears a singlet that is red at the top and transitions into black towards the thighs. On the back of the singlet the letters “KGB” are written in black. He also wears a black and red warm up jacket that has "Bandits" written on the left breast and "Fierce" underneath.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Washington, D.C but originally from West by gawd Virginia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 255 pounds; He is The Current SWAT Carribean Bermuda Triangle Champion...'THE FEROCIOUS BANDIT' JAMES FIERCE!!!"
The Palm Springs fans give him a round of applause. While Fierce takes his ring jacket off Lonewolf McNeely pearl harbors him with an elbow strike]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce fires back with a forearm uppercut that backs McNeely up a little. Lonewolf McNeely falls into the ropes, and then flattens Fierce with a roaring elbow!
McNeely irish whips Fierce into the ropes and tags him in the face with a yakuza kick. Fierce stands up and ducks underneath a discus punch]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce drops Lonewolf on his head with a chicken wing crossface suplex!!
The fans cheer. Fierce shoots McNeely into the ropes and turns him head over heels with a lariot]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce pulls McNeely up by the hair, but Lonewolf catches him with an exploder that tosses him across the ring! He pulls Fierce up onto his shoulders with a human torture rack.
Fierce's spine is bent across the shoulders of Lonewolf McNeely as Reid checks in to see if he wants to submit. McNeely drops to his knees to drive his shoulders through James Fierce's back]
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely waistlocks Fierce and tosses him with a release german suplex!
The Palm Springs fans boo and jeer a bloody self-mutilating Lonewolf McNeely. McNeely pulls Fierce up but Fierce pops him in the neck with a karate chop to the carotid artery that stuns him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce reaches under the McNeely's arms and locks his hands on Lonewolf's face in a reverse full nelson. James lifts McNeely up and pushes him backwards and releases reverse full nelson, slamming them back first on the mat!
Phil Blauer: Interesting.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce applies a reverse chinlock. He locks his hands together and pulls up on McNeely's chin, wearing him down. Fierce on a roll, as of late. He successfully defended his SWAT Carribean Championship in the West Indies against Phantom at the Antigua Entertainment Centre.
Lonewolf McNeely gets to his feet and then flips Fierce over his back in a judo toss. James Fierce stands up and catches a flipping dropkick by McNeely]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely irish whips Fierce into the ropes and catches him with a seated chokeslam!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(James Fierce claps his legs together on McNeely's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely applies a dragon sleeper. He links both his hands together and pulls up on Fierce's head & neck. Fierce kicks his legs out to try and escape which is about the only thing he can do.
McNeely gets up into a crouching position and re-applies the dragon sleeper. The audience boos while some fans sing "Looooooooonewolf, Looooooooonewolf, Looooooooonewolf..." Ron Reid asks Fierce if he wants to submit but James refuses. McNeely pulls Fierce up into a standing position in the dragon, then flips forward into a flipping ace crusher]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Sands of Time!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely climbs up to the top turnbuckle, and backflips into a shooting star but there's no water in the pool!! Fierce applies an inverted facelock, and lifts McNeely upside down...driving him headfirst into a reverse brainbuster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applies an armbar. Fierce seems to be singling out McNeely's arm.
Phil Blauer: Smart. With Rain gone, McNeely's gonna need that arm.
Fierce sticks his knee into the back of McNeely's shoulder and pulls back on the arm. Fierce then grabs one of Lonewolf's arms and puts his leg behind McNeely's head so that his neck is behind Fierce's knee. James Fierce steps with his foot over McNeely's body and pulls on him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce with a stranglehold gamma on Lonewolf McNeely! The back of his leg is pushing McNeely's head forward while his arms put pressure on the back of Lonewolf's elbow. Reid asking McNeely if he wants to submit but Lonewolf shakes his head no.
The crowd cheers McNeely's predictament. Fierce kicks his leg out to put some final pressure on Lonewolf's neck, then rolls it into a rings of saturn. McNeely cries out in pain as Fierce rocks back & forth with his arms]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce continuing to work down Lonewolf's arms, this time with the rings of saturn. McNeely hooks his leg around the bottom rope and Ron Reid forces Fierce to break the rings. James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle, but McNeely gets to his feet and shakes the ropes. Fierce is crotched on the top turnbuckle, and McNeely climbs to the second turnbuckle. He gives James Fierce a superbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (James Fierce rolls his shoulder up)
"Rip it Up' by 28 Days plays again The audience roars as "The Master of the Powerslam" Paul E. Soutter, The Shootfighter, Vampira and Judge Death walk down to the ring]
Phil Blauer: What are the KGB doing down here?
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Hardkore West Coast Champion seems like he wants to come out and support his partner, James Fierce.
Lonewolf stops and turns towards Paul looking him dead in the eyes. Lonewolf McNeely tries to keep his eye on both his opponent and the oncoming gang of wrestlers. The Shootfighter threatens Bill Kasal with his stainless steel singapore cane and then grabs the microphone from him and hands it to Soutter. Suit mounts the ring steps heading through the ropes his eyes also on Lonewolf. Lonewolf steps back and just glares at Soutter standing towards the corner while running his hands through his hair and wiping the sweat off of his face. Soutter walks into the ring and moves towards Lonewolf, chesting him]
"The Master of the Powerslam" Paul E. Soutter: Soutter: "Beat it kid. Time for the hottest segment in wrestling today, the Powerslam Challenge."
The Palm Springs crowd erupts. McNeely checks on James Fierce who's still recovering from the powerbomb off the top rope. Lonewolf turns around and grabs Soutters arm looking him dead in the eyes]
Lonewolf McNeely: "Excuse me? Get out of the ring and let me continue on with the match, you and your challenge mean nothing to me, let your boy take his beating before you end up taking it."
Soutter: (using his bulk to back Lonewolf into the turnbuckle.) "Whoaaa. You seem to be under the wrong impression. I am not out here for you. This isn't about you. Its about The Powerslam. So ... (suit motions to the outside) be a good boy, take a breather, have a drink, slice your arms up, whatever it is you do. Then I'll proceed to powerslam some poor sap in the back into oblivion, and you can get right back to getting the shit beat out of you by Fierce."
Lonewolf McNeely: (moves forwards a bit) "Look I don't give a damn about you or your challenge , this can wait until I defeat your boy toy, now get out of my ring and let me win my match. Your time can come later but right now it's about me and not you, I suggest you leave the same way you came in."
Soutter : (poking Lonewolf in the chest) "How dare you come out here and interupt me and the Powerslam Challenge. Its about you? You? When has anything ever been about you? Know your limitations worm, and hit the bricks. Now!"
Lonewolf McNeely: "Excuse me? In case you missed it, the buffet is backstage. This is my match, this makes it about me. Now I suggest you leave this ring and feast on the doritos before you end up making a fatal mistake much like your girlfriend outside the ring."
Soutter (mocking Lonewolf): "'This is my match. This is my match. This is my match.' Give it a rest, for heaven's sake."
Lonewolf McNeely: "Look you and your petty 'woah look at me challenge' can wait, just because nobody gives a damn about you or your title doesn't mean you're going to get famous making a name during my match, another match in which I make the KGB look like my motel cleaning ladies."
The Palm Springs fans boo him. Suit turns his back on Lonewolf towards the entrance way ignoring Lonewolf]
Soutter: "Right! He we go boys! You know the drill. Powerslam Challenge time. It's pretty simple. You come out, I powerslam you to kingdom come! So, who's it going to be?"
Lonewolf walks up from behind]
Lonewolf McNeely: "You want a challenge fine, now step aside and when I'm done with your girlfriend, I'll accept your joke of a challenge."
Soutter : (chuckling) "Are you still here? This is time for the big boys now. You don't accept something like the Powerslam and then put conditions on it. No no no no."
Lonewolf McNeely: "This is my match, my time now you either put up or shut up. If you want to ruin a bad match interupt The Un-Stable, but don't interrupt a match that I'm dominating just because you're scared of that bitch Hunglestien, now again I say PUT UP OR SHUT UP!"
Soutter: "Like he would ever have the balls to accept the Powerslam challenge. Now go on, scoot. This will only take a moment."
Lonewolf walks towards the corner and stops , turning around ]
Lonewolf McNeely: "You know what, I'll accept your pre school challenge, now get out of my ring, I'll deal with Fierce and then you."
Soutter: "You? You want to step up to the plate and be a part of the Powerslam Challenge? Fierce must of hit you harder in the head then I thought, fuzzled that hair brain of yours. But, you want it. You got it."
Soutter shoves Lonewolf, who shoves Soutter right back, Soutter then slaps Lonewolf hard across the face.]
Guillermo O'Bannon: We're in the middle of the match here!
Lonewolf backs up rubbing his face]
Lonewolf McNeely: "Do you really want to do this? FINE!!! Get out of MY RING, and step aside while I dislocate your bitch from your loins and defeat him, then i'll deal with you."
Lonewolf shoves Soutter]
Lonewolf McNeely: "You want some of me now? Wait your turn and you'll get yours!"
Soutter: "The Powerslam waits for no man ... or woman in your case. Put up or shut up!"
Lonewolf McNeely: "You want some of me, fine let's do it this way. Two KGB women at one time works for me, (lonewolf looks at the referee) RING THE BELL!"
Ron Reid almost does it then says "Why?"]
Soutter: "Now your sure you want to do this? The Powerslam knows not whether you have a match to finish or not. Just pure devestation. I mean, I'm more then happy for you to join the long list of those who have fallen before you, but now I feel obliged just to make sure you know exactly what it is you are getting in for, like a disclaimer if you will."
Lonewolf McNeely: "Shut up big man, it took you all your energy to make it to the ring, I'd hate to make you look like a joke as the West Coast champion and beat you quicker then you can eat a ding dong, let's get it on..."
Soutter smiles at Lonewolf then nods his head in a half mocking half pity kind of way. He then starts stretching and carrying on, The Shootfighter and Judge Death massage his shoulders. Judge Death hands Soutter his talcum powder, and the West Coast Champion rubs it on his hands for grip]
Phil Blauer: Tamara Sanchez and Blak Lung have both failed in The Powerslam Challenge, let's see if a Canadian can do any better.
Lonewolf McNeely: "Some time today would be nice, you know, I do have a match to finish."
Soutter: "Certain things cant be rushed. You dont put a time clock on perfection. Now, bend over."
Lonewolf McNeely: "I'm not Hunglestien I don't take it like that, now leave this ring before I retire your punk ass and take your piece of tin foil."
Soutter: "Ha! Enough of this frivolty."
There is some movement on the outside as Fierce begins to move, Lonewolf turns around distracted long enough for Soutter to drill him with a Soutter Spear. Suit then lifts Lonewolf up onto his shoulder and demolishes him with a Powerslam, the ring bouncing.]
Judge Death: "1!"
Judge Death: "2!"
Lonewolf McNeely covers his ribs and tries to make it to his feet]
Judge Death: "3!"
McNeely pulls himself up along the ropes, with his hands still clutching his chest]
Judge Death: "4!"
The Shootfighter swats McNeely in the back of the head with his stainless steel singapore cane!! McNeely crashes facefirst towards the mat]
Guillermo O'Bannon: And Lonewolf McNeely also fails The Powerslam Challenge! James Fierce lifts McNeely up with a hanging suplex, then drops it into a Kryptonite Neckbreaker!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
Phil Blauer: And James Fierce takes the first fall!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Just like that, thanks to the KGB, McNeely has to play catch-up.
Soutter and The Shootfighter slap James Fierce on the back, celebrating]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 8 minutes 6 seconds; 'THE FEROCIOUS BANDIT' JAMES FIERCE HAS WON THE FIRST FALL."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely forgoes the rest period and pearl harbors Fierce with a flying spin kick to the back of the head! McNeely applies an inverted indian deathlock on Fierce.
Lonewolf McNeely rubs the back of his head where The Shootfighter hit him with the steel pole, as he stands with Fierce's leg wrapped around his calf. He soaks in the boos and then drops backwards, wrenching Fierce's legs]
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely back on his feet with that inverted indian deathlock while Ron Reid checks in to see if Fierce wants to tap out. James refuses, crawls over to the ropes and grabs them. Ron Reid forces McNeely to release the indian deathlock, but McNeely pulls Fierce up into a side headlock.
James Fierce grabs McNeely by the leg and lifts him up into a kneebreaker atomic drop. The audience cheers. Fierce attempts to limp away, but Fierce takes him over by the leg, chops it behind the knee, and takes him over onto his back]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce wraps his leg up in a spinning toe hold but before he can go for the figure four, McNeely kicks him off into the turnbuckles. McNeely limps up to his feet and scoops Fierce up into a northern lights bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely gets down to one knee and applies a buffalo sleeper. He pulls Fierce's arm back while it's trapped between McNeely's arms clamping down on his windpipe.
Hardkore Hall boos McNeely, and he pulls back on Fierce's neck. Ron Reid asks Fierce if he wants to tap out but Fierce doesn't answer. McNeely pulls Fierce up to his feet and shoots him into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely drills James Fierce on his head with a emerald frosion!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: While both Fierce and McNeely are on the mat, Fierce takes the advantage to grab a chicken wing on McNeely. Fierce going back to the arm he's been working down for the past 10 minutes.
James Fierce pulls up on McNeely's hammerlocked arm. McNeely yelps out in pain, but refuses to submit to Ron Reid. Fierce pulls Lonewolf's other arm behind him and lift him up in a double flying chicken wing! The crowd roars as McNeely shrieks in agony]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce trying to cash in on the punishment he's been giving both of Lonewolf McNeely's arms with that double flying chicken wing!! Ron Reid looking for the submission from the former husband of Rain, but McNeely shaking his head no!
James Fierce pitches McNeely down facefirst. McNeely sits up and James Fierce comes up from behind and grabs one of his arms and pulls it behind his back in another chicken wing. From there Fierce steps over McNeely's shoulder opposite the one in the armlock so grabs the arm the they are now squatting over with his free arm and wraps his arm around it, pulling up]
Phil Blauer: Fierce continuing to work down both of Lonewolf McNeely's arms in almost Anderson-esque fashion.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce with a hammerlock with a step over armbar. He's squatting over McNeely's shoulder with one of his hands reaching through McNeely's legs holding him in a hammerlock and behind McNeely's near arm, which Fierce has wrapped up with his other arm. Ron Reid asking McNeely if he wants to submit but McNeely seems to be in too much pain to answer.
The crowd chants "KGB!! KGB!! KGB!! KGB!! KGB!!" while Soutter pumps them up on the outside. The Shootfighter pounds on the apron to root on Fierce]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce releases the stepover armbar & hammerlock. He pulls him up into a headlock, but McNeely pushes him off when he tries a bulldog, shooting Fierce into the turnbuckles! Fierce bounces back into a superkick underneath his jaw!
The audience boos and McNeely climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a leg drop across Fierce's face]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely applies a nagata lock II crossface. McNeely rocks back with Fierce's chin, with his arm pinned back behind him.
Phil Blauer: Both men working the arm, and the mat.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely pulls up on Fierce's head, trying to force the tap out. When Fierce refuses, McNeely rolls him onto his shoulders!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely pulls Fierce up into a cradle suplex, then drills his head into the mat with a fisherman's buster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely irish whips Fierce into the ropes and goes for a spinebuster, but Fierce reverses it into a tornado DDT! Fierce lifts McNeely up over his back so that they are back to back, and applies a standing bow & arrow!
The Palm Springs fans cheer as Fierce bends McNeely over his back. McNeely screams in pain while The Ferocious Bandit pulls on his head with one arm and his legs with the other]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce pulls him over onto his feet in an inverted facelock, then spins around with his elbow in an eye of the hurricane!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce grabs McNeely by the arms and straightjacket suplexes him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely gets his arm free)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applies a buffalo sleeper of his own. Giving McNeely a reciept for the one he gave him earlier. Fierce pulls up on the chin of McNeely, while Lonewolf kicks his legs out.
The Shootfighter yells out encouragement while Ron Reid checks to see if it's not a choke. McNeely finds his legs and stands up on his feet. He drops down to his knees and shoots the top of his head into Fierce's teeth]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely presses James Fierce over his head and drops him in his diamond cutter that he calls No Human Contact!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 27 seconds; LONEWOLF MCNEELY WINS THE SECOND FALL!!"
The audience boos and both Lonewolf McNeely and James Fierce try and recover in parallel corners. Soutter, Vampira, Judge Death, and The Shootfighter try and give James Fierce some advice and wind up talking over one another]
Phil Blauer: According to my calculations, (uses his abbacus) their tied at one fall a piece!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely gets to his feet and charges Fierce, but James catches him and drives him into the mat with a spinebuster!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle, but McNeely meets him with a punch to the stomach that staggers Fierce. McNeely gets a running start and catches Fierce by the face with a Scent of Destruction diamond cutter off the top!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Phil Blauer: What a match!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely rolls out to the floor and grabs a steel chair. He climbs back up onto the top turnbuckle and comes down on Fierce's face with an atomic arabian facebuster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely pulls Fierce up by his arm, but James pulls him in by the arm with a shortarm lariot! He drives Lonewolf into the mat with a uranage!
The Palm Springs fans cheer James Fierce as he goes for a russian legsweep but McNeely blocks it. He reverses it into a spinebuster]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely crotch-ties him up by the arm into a pumphandle spinning powerslam!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely pulls Fierce up and hits him in the chest with a heart punch. He irish whips him into the ropes but Fierce ducks underneath a yakuza kick. He turns around with McNeely's leg over his shoulder and flips him over onto his face. He turns it into an ankle lock. He stands over Lonewolf, twisting his foot as hard as he can.
Phil Blauer: He's done with the arm, so he goes to the ankle.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce went after his leg earlier but McNeely kicked out of the figure four attempt. Fierce applies a scissor hold to his thigh and drops down to the mat in that ankle lock.
Lonewolf McNeely shouts out in pain and tries to crawl over to the ropes. Fierce wrenches his foot to the side and Lonewolf's fists ball up. McNeely makes another reach and grabs the ropes. Ron Reid forces James Fierce to break the anklelock]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls him up and irish whips him into the turnbuckles. McNeely runs up the turnbuckles and backflips into a moonsault body press!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely pulls him into the corner and lifts him up on his shoulder. He limps into the center of the ring with a ligerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely steps over Fierce and applies a dragon clutch. He plants his feet and pulls back on Fierce's head & neck. Fierce reaches his arm out towards the ropes but McNeely sits it in even tighter.
Soutter and The Shootfighter urge James Fierce on, while Ron Reid asks him if he wants to submit. McNeely releases the dragon clutch and shoots Fierce into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely nearly takes Fierce's head off with a back roundhouse kick! He limps to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a corkscrew plancha but Fierce moves out of the way!!
Hardkore Hall erupts as McNeely clutches his back. James Fierce lifts McNeely up into a fireman's carry, then runs into the center of the ring with a death valley driver]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce grabs McNeely's aching leg and turns him over into a single leg boston crab. McNeely clutches his thigh trying to keep Fierce from bending it any further but it's not doing much good.
The front row of the Palm Springs Convention Center all begin slapping the railing chanting "TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!!" Ron Reid checks in to see if McNeely wants to do just that]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce lifts McNeely up into another fireman's carry and drops him head first in a DDT!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed; 10 Minutes Remaining."
The audience cheers wildly as James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle. They stomp their feet in anticipation before Fierce comes off with a flying elbow]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce hits the big elbow!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Lonewolf McNeely puts his foot on the bottom rope)
Phil Blauer: McNeely gets his foot on the rope and saves this match up!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce climbs to the top rope again, but McNeely shakes the ropes and crotches him on the turnbuckle. He climbs to the second rope and pulls Fierce's head into his legs. He jumps off with a Slashing Effect pedigree!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf pulls him up with his arms butterflied. But Fierce blocks it and back body drops him. He front facelocks McNeely and drops forward into a guillotine choke!!
The crowd erupts and the front row goes back to chanting "TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!!" Fierce clamps his hands together and attempts to choke McNeely out. Ron Reid is in excellent position to see the tap out]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce rocking back with those arms clasped, and McNeely rolls him onto his back into a pin!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce releases the guillotine choke)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce gets up to his knees before Lonewolf McNeely tags him with a Flesh Cut shining wizard kick! He pulls Fierce's head into his legs and chicken wings his arm behind him. He lift him up into a Lights Out driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: He lifts Fierce up onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry and walks him over to the corner. He sits Fierce on the top turnbuckle and climbs up to the second rope. McNeely pulls Fierce's head into his legs and tries to deliver his styles clash off the second rope he calls Leader of the Pack, but Fierce reverses it into a huracanrana!! He climbs back up to the top turnbuckle and comes down on McNeely's chest with his flyinh elbow drop!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Around the World" by Red Hot Chili Peppers plays and James Fierce leaps to his feet with his arms up in celebration. The Shootfighter and Soutter celebrate with him]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 22 minutes 4 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'THE FEROCIOUS BANDIT' JAMES FIERCE!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely doesn't remain undefeated against James Fierce, but Fierce did have some help from his KGB brothers.
Phil Blauer: Lonewolf McNeely seems alot quicker without that ex-wife/albatross around his neck.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Definately Kilroy Evans and Andrew Sinclair respectively need to look out for McNeely in the title scene. James Fierce goes on to the West Indies at the Antigua Entertainment Centre where he will participate in a nine man battle royal to decide who will wrestle SWAT Carribean Heavyweight Champion Dave Brickheart for the title.Coming up is the threeway dance between Vampira, Horror Girl, and Makoto Jupiter to see who the new number one contender to Tamara Sanchez's Hardkore World Women's Championship. The winner will take on the winner of The Stretcher Match between Tammy & Brandi later on tonight.
Hardkore Hall grows dark & cold as evil green mist flows followed by chilling cold blooded screams of a woman then chilling female laughter booms all over the arena. Then "Alice In Hell" by Annihilator starts up as Vampira is led to the ring by both Judge Death & Psychotic Goth followed to the ring by an entourage of Goths. She threatens to bite Yolanda Ando as she makes her way to the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira looking for revenge after losing a Hardkore Helloween match to Horror Girl in Cleveland. She'd also like another shot at Tamara Sanchez after beating her to a bloody pulp in Birmingham, England at the NEC Arena.
Phil Blauer: How do I get a job as one of those goths?
Yolanda Ando: Vampira dresses like a Goth wearing tight black leather pants with black leather metal studded belt & tight black t-shirt, black steel toed boots, black leather jacket as well as black metal studded collar around her neck and black metal studded wrist bands. She wears gold pentagram necklaces around her neck and her waist length dark hair flows freely down her back. Vampira has beautiful but pale vampire like looks.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is a Threeway Dance for the Number One Contender to the Hardkore World Women's Championship. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Judge Death and Psychotic Goth; Hailing from somewhere in Carpathia; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 175 pounds...VAMPIRA!!!"
When Vampira enters the ring she slowly removes her jacket. Vampira snarls and glares evilly at the ring entrance as she waits for her opponents. Then "Adrenaline" By Rosetta Stone plays and the Palm Springs fans leap to their feet and cheer. Makoto Jupiter walks out with Eerie Von and Tuxedo Mask. She slaps the hands of the familiar Palm Springs fans]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter loves being back here in Palm Springs. This was the site where she defeated "Sexy" Anjanette Turner with a swan dive moonsault for her first Hardkore World Women's Championship at Palm Springs Punishment. It's also the same building where she won the belt back from Turner.
Phil Blauer: It's also the same building where she informed me after a misunderstanding about her panties not being public property. I was not aware and promptly returned them to her from my person.
Yolanda Ando: Mako-chan wears a white leotard with a short green vinyl skirt, green tie up wrestling shoes with matching knee pads, and long white gloves with green trim. Her brown hair is tied back.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Her opponent is accompanied to the ring by The Cupcake Crew; From Olympia, Washington; Standing 5 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 138 pounds...MAKOTO JUPITER!!!"
The Palm Springs fans cheer and she waves back at them. She shadow boxes at Vampira a little. "Haunted" By Evanescence plays and Death Gojira limps out with Mr. Fame and Horror Girl. Horror Girl pauses, tilting her head towards a nearbye camera. When Horror Girl gets into the ring, she crawls in and goes to the corner where she crouches down and stares at Makoto Jupiter & Vampira]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira taking a liking to Horror Girl and has been hanging out with her while recovering from that torn ACL Stan "The Icon" Wilson gave him in Sacramento. So much so that he's seconding her to the ring instead of Makoto Jupiter.
Phil Blauer: Traitor.
Yolanda Ando: Horror Girl is wearing tightly fitted mummy wrappings around her chest, hips, forearms, hands and legs. Her skin is a pale blue and her hair is tinted a slight grayish purple. Her eyes are a very, very light blue. It's so light it looks whited out.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Her opponent is accompanied to the ring by Mr. Fame, Bernice Biggs, and Death Gojira; from Parts Unknown; Standing 5 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 138 pounds...HORROR GIRL!!!"
Hardkore Hall boos her. Horror Girl shrieks and runs at both Vampira and Makoto Jupiter]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl applies a double mandible claw to both Vampira & Makoto Jupiter! She scoops Jupiter up and slams her hard to the mat.
Vampira makes a run for her but Horror Girl dropkicks her in the stomach. She turns around into Makoto Jupiter who delivers a northern lights suplex]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Vampira rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter tags Horror Girl in the stomach with a hard kick and then DDTs her! She climbs up to the top turnbuckle, but Vampira shakes the ropes and crotches her. Vampira climbs up to the second rope, fireman's carries her onto her shoulders and leaps off with a Carpathian Slam!!
The audience boos. Horror Girl walks into a heart punch from Vampira. Jupiter staggers to her feet and catches a heart punch as well. Vampira scoops her up]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira bodyslams Jupiter but Mako inside cradles her on the way down!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Vampira kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl grabs Vampira by the back of the hair and sets her up in a hangman's neckbreaker. She runs up the turnbuckles into a spinning neckbreaker!
Horror Girl pulls Vampira up by the hair and irish whips her. Vampira reverses the irish whip and shoots her into Makoto Jupiter who cartwheels into a handspring elbow! The fans pop]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter climbs up to the top turnbuckle, but Vampira trips her again. Horror Girl climbs up to the second turnbuckle and monkey flips her across the ring!
Vampira grabs both of Makoto Jupiter & Horror Girl in a double heart claw. She cracks Horror Girl in the face with a kung fu kick]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira irish whips Makoto Jupiter into the ropes and takes her out with a martial arts kick as well. Horror Girl grabs Vampira by the back of the hair and pulls her head back down onto her knee. Horror Girl brings her elbow down on to Vampira's throat.
Horror Girl climbs to the top turnbuckle from inside the ring. But Makoto Jupiter pushes her and crotches her. Mako grabs her by the head and runs out into a rude awakening]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira runs at Makoto Jupiter but Jupiter takes her over the ropes with a belly to belly suplex! Horror Girl comes up from behind Makoto Jupiter and grabs her by the hair. Horror Girl tosses Mako over the ropes to the floor below!
Horror Girl jumps up to the middle of the top rope. She springboard dropkicks both Vampira and Makoto Jupiter into the railing!! The Palm Springs fans cheer]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter gets to her feet and irish whips Vampira, but Vampira reverses it and sends her into Horror Girl who huracanranas her head into the steel steps!!
Hardkore Hall pops at the sound of Makoto Jupiter's head hitting the ringsteps. Vampira climbs onto the the apron, and hops to the middle of the second rope]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira hits both Horror Girl and Makoto Jupiter with a corkscrew asai moonsault!!
The audience cheers. Judge Death sets up a table by the side of the ring while Vampira pulls Horror Girl to the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira monkey flips Horror Girl off the apron through the table at ringside!! Vampira climbs up to the apron again, but Makoto Jupiter meets her there. She grabs her around the neck and drops off the apron with a flatliner!!
The fans are deafening chanting "HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!!" Makoto Jupiter rolls Horror Girl onto the apron]
Phil Blauer: It looks like it's Horror Girl's turn.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter pulls Horror Girl's head into her legs, but Horror Girl blocks it. Horror Girl lays into her with several right hands. Jupiter ducks underneath one of them and back suplexes Horror Girl off the apron to Hardkore Hall floor!!
Makoto Jupiter rolls Horror Girl into the ring and follows in behind her. Vampira comes up from behind Jupiter with her leather studded belt and chokes her with it]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira strangling Jupiter with that belt, and Horror Girl grabs onto Mako's head, digging her nails into Jupiter's scalp. Vampira pulls the belt off and starts whipping Jupiter's back with it!
Vampira hands Horror Girl the belt and she hangs Jupiter with it. Horror Girl lifts her off her feet, hanging her. Gojira looks conflicted]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira rolls Makoto Jupiter into the ring. Horror Girl sits Jupiter on the top turnbuckle. Jupiter pops her in the face with a forearm shot, and then inverted facelocks her. Jupiter jumps off with a reverse tornado DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter kicks Vampira in the stomach and butterflies her arms. She pulls her up over her shoulder and drops her on her face into Jupiter Thunderclap Zap!!
The audience cheers as Vampira bounces off her face. Jupiter climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Horror Girl trips her on the turnbuckle. Horror Girl climbs to the second rope and butterflies her arms]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl double underhook superplexes her!! She pulls Vampira up by the hair and pumphandle shoulderbreakers her.
Horror Girl twists Vampira's arm. Vampira reaches over and rakes Horror Girl's eyes with her sharp nails. She returns the favor and twists Horror Girl's arm]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira gets up on the top turnbuckle with Vampira's twisted arm in her hand. She tightrope walks along the ropes and comes down on the back of Horror Girl's shoulder with a forearm!
The Palm Springs fans boo her. Vampira lifts Horror Girl up in a hanging suplex, then drops her in a jackhammer]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira lands the Vampire Driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter gets behind Vampira and atomic drops her on the top roe! Jupiter climbs up to the top turnbuckle and twists off with a corkscrew rana that sends the perched Vampira to the floor!!
Hardkore Hall erupts! Makoto Jupiter sets up a chair in front of the railing and pulls Vampira up so their both standing on it]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter rock bottoms Vampira off the chair into the front row of the audience!!
The crowd cheers even louder as Vampira lies in a pile of fans in the front row. Jupiter grabs the headset from Guillermo's head]
Makoto Jupiter: Phil, stop looking at my ass.
Phil Blauer: Never!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter walks back into the apron and Horror Girl reaches through the ropes & takes a huge chomp into her shoulder. She drags her back into the ring. She irish whips her into the ropes and spits Jupiter's own blood into her eyes.
Horror Girl climbs to the top turnbuckle but Vampira scurries up the turnbuckles behind her. She stands on the top turnbuckle and powerbombs Horror Girl to the mat below]
Guillermo O'Bannon: V-Bomb!! Vampira cradles her legs!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Horror Girl rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira irish whips Makoto Jupiter into the ropes and catches her on the way back with a black hole slam she calls The Vampira Death Slam!!
Vampira electric chairs Makoto Jupiter up onto her shoulders, but Jupiter twists and rolls it into a sunset flip]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vampira claps her legs together on Mako's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter irish whips Vampira into the turnbuckles. She sticks her boot underneath Vampira's neck and chokes her with it.
Phil Blauer: She has nicer extension than Beyonce.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid counts to four before Jupiter releases it. Mako sits Vampira up on the top turnbuckle. She climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and cradles her leg. Superfisherwoman buster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vampira kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter stands up and turns around into a short spear into a spinebuster by Horror Girl!!
The crowd boos. Horror Girl lifts Vampira up into a crucifix, she drops her into a reversed flapjack!! The audience boos. Horror Girl climbs up to the second rope with Vampira in a front facelock]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl hops off with a tornado DDT but Vampira reverses it into a spinebuster! Vampira bites Horror Girl until her forehead is a bloody mess.
Makoto Juputer comes up behind Vampira and hits her with a few forearms to the back. Vampira turns around with her fangs open and bites Makoto Jupiter's neck]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira punches Jupiter in the throat. Horror Girl gets up and gets tagged in the chest with a punch from Vampira. Horror Girl responds by biting Vampira on the cheek.
Horror Girl headbutts Vampira in the jaw a few times. She sticks her fingers into Vampira's shoulder with a nerve holds. Vampira goes down to one knee]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl bites down on Vampira's shoulder! Makoto Jupiter comes up behind her and double chicken wings both her arms. She pulls Horror Girl's head into her legs and powerbombs her on both of her hammerlocked arms!!
Horror Girl rolls around clutching both her arms. Makoto Jupiter pumphandles Vampira up on her shoulder and then runs into the center of the ring with a backbreaker]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Direct Approach!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vampira kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira ducks underneath a forearm and dragon suplexes Jupiter! She lifts her up into a second one and then a third that she holds for a bridge!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl enters the ring with a chair, but misses Vampira's head. Vampira whacks Horror Girl in the small of her back with a kung fu kick that makes her drop the chair. Vampira positions Horror Girl in front of the cage, but Horror Girl blocks the suplex. She lifts Vampira in a suplex of her own and then drops her on the chair with a rock bottom she calls The Screaming Horror!!
Horror Girl grabs the chair and turns around to face a sneaking Makoto Jupiter. Jupiter "Eeep"s in surprise]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl doesn't do anything and applies a standing figure four with her arms. Horror Girl wraps her legs around Vampira's waist and lays back to roll Horror Girl in the air. Makoto Jupiter climbs up to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a frog splash onto both of them!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wait, what's happened? Who did Jupiter pin?
Ron Reid walks over and whispers into Bill Kasal's ear]
"Wild" Bill Kasal "Ron Reid has informed me that Makoto Jupiter has pinned both women. At 17 minutes 19 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...MAKOTO JUPITER!!!"
Phil Blauer: That was weird.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl...let me see...(watching the replay) it seems she kept her shoulders down on purpose?
Phil Blauer: I don't know, I'm living in the now.
"Adrenaline" by Rosetta Stone plays and Makoto Jupiter raises her arms, although seems a bit confused]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Either way, Makoto Jupiter recieves another shot at Tamara Sanchez or Brandi in Las Vegas, Nevada this time in a marathon match! Coming up is the big Chokeslam Match that has been in the making for years. Since 2002, Eerie Von and Stan Wilson have fired several warning shots but have yet to have a one-on-one match with one another.
"Nightchill" by Samhain plays and the Palm Springs fans all line up along the aisleways. Tuxedo Mask and Makoto Jupiter lead Eerie Von down to the ring. He puts his hand up and the front row hold up "C-H-O-K-E-S-L-A-M" cards]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von making his first return to the ring since 2002 at that year's Hardkore Helloween. And the fans have not forgotten him, especially here in Palm Springs!
Phil Blauer: Eerie Von has chokeslammed all the greats. Especially me.
Yolanda Ando: Eerie Von wearing some black weightlifting pants with a studded leather vest. He has black eye makeup with a devilock haircut. Von wears some black wrestling boots, and black armbands.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is a non-title Chokeslam Match. The first man to perform any type of chokeslam on his opponent is the winner. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Tuxedo Mask and Makoto Jupiter; From Spook City, USA; Standing 6 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 315 pounds...EERIE VON!!!"
Eerie Von puts his arm up and the fans once again put up their "C-H-O-K-E-S-L-A-M" cards. "Go To Sleep" by Eminem, Obie Trice, and DMX plays and the cheers turn to jeers. Stan walks out and jogs lightly in place in order to warm up]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson is the SWAT World Heavyweight Champion and was the man who broke Death Gojira's leg. Eerie Von got to lay his hands on Stan after that match, but now they get to go at one another, no holds barred.
Phil Blauer: Except for the chokeslam. After that it's over. I checked.
Yolanda Ando: Stan Wilson wears black leather trunks with the words "Big Tank" embroided on the back, and an image of a small tank on the front. The SWAT World Championship is slung over his shoulder, with a black elbow pad, as well as black wrist tape on the left arm. Black hand and wrist tape on The Chokeslam Hand. He wears black kneepads, with ankle length black leather boots to complete the outfit.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Birmingham, Alabama; Standing 6 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 325 pounds; He is The Current SWAT World Heavyweight Champion...STAN 'THE TANK' WILSON!!!"
As he steps over the top rope, he raises his fist in the air as a sign of respect. He gets a running start and nearly takes Eerie Von's head off with a big boot, that sends him over the ropes to the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan mocks Eerie Von's hand signal and gets the crowd a'booin. Eerie Von hops up onto the middle of the top rope and quickly leaps off with a missle dropkick he calls the Vondaminator!!
Phil Blauer: How a seven foot man can walk the ropes is anybody's guess. Mine was that he has helium for blood and his farts make your voice sound funny. But earlier I found out how very, very wrong I was.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von irish whips Stan Wilson into the turnbuckles. Eerie Von rushes in and Wilson meets him with his boot! Stan Wilson grabs him with a bearhug.
The audience boos while Stan Wilson tightens up his vicelike grip around Eerie Von's back. Wilson pulls Eerie Von up higher and reapplies the bearhug]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von punches his way out of the bearhug. He applies a cobra clutch. Stan Wilson struggles to escape but Eerie Von then drops him in a cobra clutch suplex.
Phil Blauer: No normal man can do that to Stan Wilson. Only Eerie Von.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von applies an elevated texas cloverleaf on Stan Wilson. He sticks his knee onto the back of Stan Wilson's knee. Eerie Von isn't only just a good bodyguard and a master of the chokeslam. He's also the Shootfighting Champion of Spook City.
Phil Blauer: I keep missing that tournament.
Ron Reid looks on powerlessly as Eerie Von yanks back on Stan Wilson's legs. Von grinds his knee into the back of Stan's head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von pulls him up and irish whips him but Wilson reverses it, and shoots him into the ropes. Stan flapjacks Eerie Von, bouncing his face off the mat!
Stan Wilson irish whips Eerie Von into the ropes, and catches him on the way back with a black hole slam!! He bounces into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson drops a big leg across Eerie Von's face. He pulls Eerie Von up by the hair and runs into the ropes. Von ducks under a lariot, and lifts Stan up in a flapjack before dropping him with a diamond cutter!
Eerie Von applies an on-the-mat cobra clutch with a body scissors. He gives Stan's torso a long squeeze with those trunk like legs, while pushing down on the back of his neck with the cobra clutch]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von applies The Devil Lock II! He rocks back with Stan's arm in the cobra clutch while squeezing out all his spare air with that leg scissors. Eerie Von gets onto his knees and applies a stretch plum.
Eerie Von pulls back on Wilson's head. Wilson tries to reach his long arm out to the ropes but is stopped just short by the powerful albiet tongueless giant]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan gets to one knee and hiptosses Eerie Von out of the stretch plum. He irish whips Eerie Von into the ropes and hits a spinebuster!
Wilson irish whips Eerie Von into the turnbuckles. Eerie Von bounces out just in time to catch a clothesline from hell by Stan Wilson]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Tank Line!! Stan Wilson bounces into the ropes and drops an elbow on Eerie Von's chest. He picks Eerie Von up again and back suplexes him!
Stan Wilson pulls Eerie Von up and grabs him by the throat. The Palm Springs fans leap to their feet and boo]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson going for the chokeslam, but Eerie Von slaps his hand away. Eerie Von ducks under a right hand and atomic drops Stan on the top rope!
The fans cheer as Stan clutches his balls. Eerie Von steps through the ropes out onto the apron. He spinebusters Stan Wilson off the rope to the concrete floor below!! Hardkore Hall rocks with chants of "EE-RIE VON!! EE-RIE VON!! EE-RIE VON!! EE-RIE VON!! EE-RIE VON!!"]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von grabbing some of our cables here and wrapping them around Stan's arms!
Phil Blauer: Hey! That's mine! Great, now I gotta watch the ring.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von grabs Phil's monitor and tosses it on the ground. Eerie Von grabs a bound Stan Wilson and drives his unprotected head into the TV monitor!!
The crowd erupts. Stan rolls over with a gash over his eye. Eerie Von rolls him into the ring. He steps over the top and ties up Wilson's legs with his ankle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von bridges backwards into an oriental crossbow. He rocks backwards with Stan's bloody head in his hands. Stan shrieking in pain.
Stan Wilson grabs the ropes and Ron Reid forces a break. Stan staggers to his feet, and Eerie Von grabs him by his throat. The fans put up their "C-H-O-K-E-S-L-A-M" cards]
Eerie Von: CHOKESLAM!!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von lifts Stan up high and chokeslams him into the mat! He is The Master of the Chokeslam!!
Ron Reid signals for the bell and "Nightchill" by Samhain plays]
Phil Blauer: Stan has to be happy this wasn't for his SWAT World Heavyweight Championship.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 7 minutes 44 seconds; THE MASTER OF THE CHOKESLAM...EERIE VON!!!"
Tuxedo Mask and Makoto Jupiter jumps into the ring and celebrates with Eerie Von]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von becomes The Master of the Chokeslam, and Makoto Jupiter wins a title shot at Tamara Sanchez in Las vegas. It's a red letter day for The Cupcake Crew! Coming up is the West Coast title match. Soutter upset Syberus in an impromptu title match at the now defunct Hardkore Rocky Mountains final house show. Tonight is his first title defense against the veteran The Microshocker. While The Shock's win-loss record hasn't been stellar, he's always making an impact on any show he's on.
The Linux start up theme plays over and over again in an annoying loop which forces the Palm Springs crowd to cover their ears with their hands. Bad Boy King Kong walks out with The Microshocker on his shoulders. The Microshocker holds his laptop computer over his head called Mr.Computer]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Here comes the former Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team Champion and Hardkore Latin America Women's Champion. The Microshocker looks more focused on this match than I've seen him since his feud with The Shootfighter. He recently defeated Lee Williams in the West Indies at a SWAT Carribean show at the Antigua Entertainment Centre.
Phil Blauer: The Shock being focused on anything is kinda scary. Not Meg Ryan scary, but scary.
Yolanda Ando: The Microshocker is wearing a snug body suit with the ass cut out.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by his bodyguard, Bad Boy King Kong; Hailing from Seattle, Washington; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 200 pounds...THE MICROSHOCKER!!!"
The Palm Springs fans boo. "Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against the Machine plays and they roar. Soutter walks out with The Shootfighter. He has the Hardkore West Coast title slung over his shoulder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter is also a huge veteran in every sense of the word. He's a former UCW World Tag Team Champion. But tonight he defends his first title with nearly 15 years worth of lineage. Greats like "Knife Edge" Takeda Yokosuda, "Deathstryke" Cyan Komar, Tarrasque, Big Brute ACE, Adrian Faust, Stan "Mr. Space Mountain" Nickelson, Cobryn, and Big Bad Bill have all been champions. It's always been the worker title, with most matches nearly stealing the show.
Phil Blauer: I miss Mr. Space Mountain. He was the King of the Ric Flair impersonators. I'm gonna see him next month at that convention they have at Vegas every year. He walks two steps and falls on his face like nobodies business. Woooo!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter made an unannounced Powerslam Challenge in Lonewolf McNeely & James Fierce's 2/3 Falls Match earlier tonight. The failure cost McNeely one of the falls.
Yolanda Ando: Soutter wears black trunks with the straps coming up over each shoulder and he has red boots. He also wears a black leather vest to the ring.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent is accompanied to the ring by The Shootfighter; From Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 428 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL E. SOUTTER!!!"
Soutter and The Microshocker lock up as Mike Peters signals for the bell. Soutter irish whips him into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter clotheslines The Microshocker. He pulls him up into a Soutterbomb, but The Microshocker reverses it into a huracanrana!
The Palm Springs fans boo. The Microshocker tries to scoop Soutter up but the 428 pounder is too heavy]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter batters The Microshocker's back with several forearms. He gut wrench suplexes The Microshocker across the ring.
The audience cheers and Soutter front facelocks him but before he can DDT him, The Shock drops down to one knee and hits Soutter low]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker drives Soutter's face into the mat with the Escape facebuster! He hops on the big man's back and applies an STF. The Shock pulls up on the champ's face.
Bad Boy King Kong pounds on the apron to root on The Microshocker. Mike Peters checks in to see if Soutter wants to tap but he refuses. Soutter grabs the bottom rope and Peters forces a break]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker applies a headlock, but Soutter pushes him off into the ropes. Shock comes back and Soutter floors him with a shoulderblock. He lifts The Microshocker up into a vertical suplex.
Soutter lifts The Microshocker up into a fireman's carry. He walks The Shock into the center of the ring and drops him into a 428 pound samoan drop! The audience cheers as Soutter hooks his legs]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Hardkore West Coast Champion stands up and doesn't see Bad Boy King Kong sneaking into the ring...with a live rat??
Bad Boy King Kong puts the live rat down Soutter's trunks! The Microshocker yells "You Got Mail!!" and laughs hysterically. Soutter feverishly tries to get the biting rodent out]
Phil Blauer: Wow, usually they use a hamster for that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter finally gets that rat out of his trunks and The Microshocker comes off the top with an eye poke.
Phil Blauer: That has to help the delivery. Another veteran move.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker pulls Soutter up into a piledriver!! He makes the cover.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker climbs to the top turnbuckle. Soutter shakes the ropes and crotches him. Soutter climbs to the second rope and gives him a Soutterplex!! He rolls on top of him for the pin.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter pulls him up and bashes him in the face with a headbutt. He scoops The Microshocker up and runs into the center of the ring with a powerslam!
Phil Blauer: The Master has spoken!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter flips him over into a northern lights suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong slides Mr. Computer into the ring to The Microshocker. The Shock smashes Soutter in the face with it!! The Shock climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a flying elbow!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock positions Soutter over the laptop computer and double underhooks his arms. The Microshocker drives Soutter's face into Mr. Computer!!
The audience boos while The Microshocker blows kisses at them. He comes off with a frog splash!! He hooks Soutter's leg]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker irish whips Soutter into the ropes, but Soutter comes back with a running double ax handle. Soutter waistlocks The Shock and german suplexes him, but The Microshocker lands on his feet behind him!
The crowd boos and The Shock tells them to be quiet. Soutter turns around into a uranage by The Shock]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shockbottom!! Shockbottom!! Shockbottom!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock tries to pull him up in a piledriver again but he's too heavy. Soutter backdrops him! He irish whips The Microshocker into the ropes and drives him into the mat with Soutter spinebuster!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Master of the Powerslam lifts The Microshocker up on his shoulder and spins him around into an F5 he calls The Down Under Drop!!
Soutter pulls him up and irish whips him into the ropes. He dips down for a backdrop but The Microshocker catches him with a corkscrew neckbreaker! Hardkore Hall boos while The Shock climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker comes off the top with a butt bomb to Soutter's chest!!
Refereee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock runs into the ropes but Soutter catches him with a belly to belly suplex that sends him over the top!
The crowd roars as The Microshocker falls awkwardly to the floor. Soutter rolls out there and leans him against the railing. He then climbs up to the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter leaps off the apron with a Soutterlanche against the guardrail!! The Shootfighter hands Soutter his stainless steel singapore cane and he smashes The Shock in the head with it!!
Soutter rolls a bloody Microshocker into the ring. Soutter climbs to the second turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter comes off with a bonzai drop but The Shock puts his boot up in his groin! He begins licking Soutter all over? I think this is The Microshock Version 1.0?!?
Phil Blauer: Gay fat lovin, ain't nothing wrong with that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Now he begins tickling the Hardkore West Coast Champion.
Phil Blauer: Gay fat tickling, ain't nothing wrong with that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The bleeding Microshocker now bites Soutter's groin! This is his finisher, The Microshock Longhorn!!
Phil Blauer: Now something is wrong with that.
Soutter howls in pain while The Microshocker gnashes his teeth on his testicals. Mike Peters tries to pull him off of Soutter but nothing doing]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong runs into the ropes and crushes Soutter with a huge 451 pound splash!!
Phil Blauer: It looks like The Shootfighter has had enough and is whacking everyone that isn't Soutter with that steel pole!
The Palm Springs Convention Center erupts as Bad Boy King Kong rolls out of the ring. Mike Peters forces The Shootfighter out of the ring. Soutter staggers to his feet, clutching his ribs]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter flattens The Microshocker with The Soutter Spear!!
Soutter pulls Microshocker up by his blood soaked hair. He tosses him across the ring with an exploder '98!! He pulls The Shock's head into his legs and then flips him up onto his shoulder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter smashes The Shock face first with a Soutter Splat dominator!! He pumphandles The Microshocker up onto his shoulder and then drives him headfirst with a Soutter Special!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Rip It Up" by 28 Days plays and the audience leaps to their feet to celebrate. The Shootfighter picks up the Hardkore West Coast title and hands it to Soutter. He climbs up onto the second rope, holding the belt over his head]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 11 minutes 15 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL E. SOUTTER!!!"
Phil Blauer: Well, he won The Powerslam Challenge AND his Title Defense. I think someone's celebrating with a double bacon cheeseburger on Krispy Kreme donut bun.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Also known as the Luther Vandross burger. The Microshocker looked better than I've seen in his career. I think this is a sleeper who's about to awake. Next he travels back to the West Indies in the Antigua Entertainment Centre to wrestle "The Saviour of Professional Wrestling" David Sadler, Ignacious Conner, and Syberus in a Fatal Fourway for a chance to represent SWAT Carribean in a match for the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship. Then it's over to San Juan, Puerto Rico where he's to wrestle "Giant" Baba O'Reilly at the Coliseo De Puerto Rico.
Horror Girl is walking down the hallway backstage when a yell is heard and then a chair enters the camera shot and caves Horror Girl's head in!! The camera widens out and it's "Sexy" Anjanette Turner]
"Sexy" Anjanette Turner: "I'm back! Don't think I forgot about you!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner is back in Hardkore World! We haven't seen her since September when she lost her Hardkore World Women's Championship to Ashley in that leather strap match in LA! Her battles with Horror Girl have been well documented. They tore it up in this very building at Palm Springs Punishment in March in that Steel Cage Cat Collar Match.
Anjanette whales back and crashes the chair across Horror Girl's back. Sexy Anj walks out of the camera shot]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette making it known that it's her against Horror Girl at our next show in Las Vegas!
Horror Girl gets to her feet, rubbing her back and snarling]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the grudge match we've been waiting for. Brandi takes on Tamara Sanchez in a match where the only way you can win is to put your opponent on a stretcher.
"Strutter" by KISS hits as a lone spotlight follows Brandi as she steps through the entrance and looks at the crowd, mainly the men, who show their appreciation with whistles. She slowly walks down to the ring and enters the ring. Brandi stands in the middle with the same spotlight on her as she hangs her head back and basks in the spotlight on her]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi defeated Rain & Domino in a threeway dance in Sacramento to get this shot. She's been waiting for something like this since she last tangled with Tammy in UCW. They've had run-ins in CWF Germany and Hardkore America before but this is her first one on one match with Tammy in years.
Phil Blauer: I haven't heard much from Brandi recently. It was Hardkore South all over again. I was guessing jail.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I had "dead in married man's closet".
Yolanda Ando: I thought I had it made with "O.D.'d". Brandi has shoulder length brown hair in a ponytail. She wears black spandex tights with "Brandi" across the rear and a white sport bra.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Stretcher Match is for the HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Sontag, Virginia; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing None of your damn concern...BRANDI!!!"
The crowd cheers her. The lights in Hardkore Hall start to flicker, red and blue pyro explodes and "Always" by Saliva hits and a spotlight points on Tamara Sanchez standing in the entrance. The spotlight drives up her body, past her Hardkore World Women's Championship while she performs the Clique sign. She runs down the ramp, sliding into the ring where she jumps up the top turnbuckle showing her championship to the crowd]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez has a pretty good record here in Hardkore Hall. She defeated Vagabond this summer and The Microshocker back in October of 2004. But this is home to one of her biggest losses when she lost her championship to Xyrynth here at Palm Springs Punishment on PPV.
Phil Blauer: The fans are still waiting for Sanchez/Microshocker II. At least I am.
Yolanda Ando: Sanchez is wearing black hot pants and a red top with spaghetti sleeves, appropriately saying "BITCH" on the front in black letters & red boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent is from New York City; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds; She is The Current HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
The Palm Springs fans boo her. Brandi runs into Tamara Sanchez but she flips her over her head with a belly to belly suplex]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi whacks Tammy in the throat with a knife edge. Sanchez ducks under a second one and atomic drops her into the ropes. Brandi bounces back and Tammy flips her over with a flying head scissors.
Sanchez irish whips her into the ropes and dips down for the backdrop. Brandi stops short and butterflies her arms]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi flips her across the ring with a double underhook suplex. She scoops Sanchez up and bodyslams her in the corner.
Brandi waistlocks Sanchez but Tammy stops the german suplex with a back elbow. She gut wrenches Brandi up into a tigerbomb]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez front facelocks her and then cradle DDTs her! She climbs up to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a huracanrana!! Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle but Brandi shakes the ropes, crotching her on the top turnbuckle. Brandi superplexes her! Brandi backs her into the corner and drives her knee into Tammy's stomach a few times. She headlocks her and then runs into the center of the ring with a bulldog!
Brandi scoops Sanchez up and drops her on her knee with a backbreaker. She climbs to the top turnbuckle from inside the ring. Tammy climbs to the second rope behind her and suckers her with an enzuigiri kick that knockers her over the ropes to the floor below! The audience boos, and Tamara climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez leaps off and catches Brandi with a flying head scissors on the floor!! She sets up a table and rolls Brandi on top of it. Tammy stands up on the table and pulls Brandi up into a front facelock. Tammy DDTs Brandi through the table!!
The fans boo even louder. Tamara Sanchez grabs the gurney stretcher and rolls Brandi on top of it. She straps Brandi's feet down]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi begins punching her way out of the gurney, and unstraps her feet. She gets off the stretcher but Tammy catches her in a front facelock. She spins into a twist of fate on the floor!!
Tamara Sanchez climbs up to the top turnbuckle and waits for Brandi to get to her feet. When she does she twists off into a corkscrew plancha that sends Brandi into the guardrail]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez rolls Brandi back into the ring. She climbs to the top turnbuckle and does an Eddie Guerrero shoulder shimmy. She comes off with a frog splash but Brandi puts her knees up into her stomach!! Brandi side suplexes her then turns her over into a single leg boston crab. She rocks back with Tammy's leg and Sanchez shrieks in pain. However, Ron Reid cannot accept her submission. This match is only ending when one of these ladies goes to the hospital.
Phil Blauer: Like a night at Bobby Brown's.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi gets low, bending his leg back as far as possible. He pulls Tammy up and cradle suplexes her! Brandi crouches over Tammy and batters her with several forearms. She irish whips Sanchez into the ropes and comes at her with a flying body press, but Tamara catches her. She tosses her across the ring with a fallaway slam!
Sanchez scoops her up but Brandi falls behind her and hits her upside the head with a savatte kick! She goes for a belly to back suplex but Sanchez takes her over into a headlock takedown]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez irish whips Brandi into the ropes and whacks her with a superkick! She puts her leg against the back of Brandi's head, driving her face into the mat with a rocker dropper!
The fans chant "Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" Sanchez irish whips Brandi into the ropes and dips her head for a backdrop and Brandi twist her with a neckbreaker]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi waistlocks her and drops her on her head with a german suplex with no bridge!
Brandi goes for a DDT but Tammy reverses with a backdrop. Sanchez gets a running start and catches Brandi with a standing tornado DDT]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off with a swandive headbutt!!
Hardkore Hall continues to chant "Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" Tammy rolls out of the ring and pulls another table into the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez sets that table up in the center of the ring and irish whips her into the ropes. Tamara catches her with a tiltawhirl powerslam through the table!!
The fans boo and Tamara Sanchez quickly rolls Brandi under the ropes onto the stretcher. She straps Brandi down and begins walking her up the rampway]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi gets an arm fee and begins punching Tamara Sanchez. She frees herself from the stretcher and gets up. She batters Sanchez with a few right hands. She suplexes Tammy on the concrete!!
Brandi grabs Tammy by the head and DDTs her into the Palm Springs Convention Center floor!! She rolls Tammy on the stretcher]
Phil Blauer: Now it's time for Tammy to take the ride on the stretcher.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy to groggy to fight back but Brandi now turning her attention to the turnbuckles. She climbs to the top rope and moonsaults Tamara Sanchez through the stretcher!!
The Palm Springs crowd roars. Mike Peters runs down to the ring with a replacement stretcher]
Phil Blauer: It's a good thing we have so many of those things around.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi rolls Tamara Sanchez into the ring. She pulls her head into her legs and goes for her Date {No Means No} piledriver. But Tamara Sanchez backdrops out of it! Tamara Sanchez hops onto the middle of the second rope and backflips into a split legged moonsault!!
The audience jeers. Tamara Sanchez lifts Brandi up on her shoulders in a fireman's carry. She drops Brandi on her head with a death valley driver!! The crowd chants "Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez front flips into a 450 splash!! She rolls out of the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer!
Phil Blauer: Uh oh...
The crowd boos and some front row fans beg Tammy not to use that on Brandi]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez takes that sledgehammer and cracks Brandi in the knee!! She reaches up and smashes her a second time in the leg with it!
Brandi screams in agony. Tamara Sanchez rolls her onto the new stretcher and begins walking the gurney]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi pulls a hypodermic needle out of her tights!
Phil Blauer: Ew, I'm glad I didn't do what I wanted to do under those tights.
Guillermo O'Bannon: She tries to stab Tammy with that needle, but Tammy grabs it out of her hand. She pushes it into Brandi's leg and pushes the plunger.
Brandi's arms fall limply to her side. Tamara Sanchez pushes the stretcher up the aisleway and Ron Reid signals for the bell. "Alive" by Saliva plays on the PA system]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi had a last ditch attempt at winning this, but Tammy foiled it and retains her Hardkore World Women's Championship.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 12 minutes 28 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez defeats Brandi and now goes on to Las Vegas where she'll take on Makoto Jupiter in a rematch from Sacramento where she went to a half hour time limit draw.
The lights dim as the double steel cage is lowered. The fans cheer]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is our big main event, The Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team Champions The Society of the New Breed puts their belts on the line against the former champions, The Un-Stable.
Phil Blauer: This match is percieved as a classic, but there could be a wrinkle in that no one has seen Cobryn since he lost his Hardkore World Heabyweight Championship to Andrew Sinclair in Sacramento. He is reportedly clinically depressed. I've been there. Shoot, we all have. Sitting there, curled up in a ball in a corner of the shower. Weeping until you feel sick to your stomach. Punching mirrors in whiskey induced rages. Wondering "why?". "Why am I stuck next to some smart ass with a cheap suit and a drinking problem when I should be a network anchor by now?"
Guillermo O'Bannon: You tell Mr. J.C. Penny this is cheap. (straightens his jacket) At any rate, Johnny Lee Harley has also been AWOL, reportedly in snubbing this match to train for his Hardkore Nippon Grand Championship defense against Akira Kyoto in Puerto Rico this month. So no one is quite sure how this match is gonna go. The rules of a Wargames Match go like this, two men start out in the double cage for 5 minutes. Then a coin toss decides which team gets the 2 on 1 advantage. Whoever wins get a new teammate in the cage for 5 minutes until the second team evens the odds. No matter what, the match cannot end until all 8, or possibly in this match, 6 men are in the ring and someone submits.
"Monkey Man" by The Rolling Stones plays and the Palm Springs fans cheer. Andrew Sinclair walks through the curtain with his Hardkore World Championship strapped around his waist. Kilroy Evans walks through next waving to the fans. The Hardkore America title is strapped around his waist. Andrew Karnage & Robert Hunglestien III come down to the ring with the Hardkore World Tag Team titles around their waist]
Guillermo O'Bannon: You can't get more confident than these four. They walk towards a double cage to fight two men to regain one of the only titles they don't own.
Phil Blauer: They don't own all of them.
Phil strokes his Blauer World Championship belt]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable first won the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles when they defeated Jean-Paul Jaubergy, "The Golden Child" Justin Sayne, & "God's Gift" Jeremiah Vastrix in September 2004 in Oakland, when Kilroy Evans made Justin Sayne tap to the Firewater Burn. They lost them in January 2005 to The Tengu Clan at The Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas, Nevada when Cobryn swerved them.
Yolanda Ando: Kilroy Evans wears a black "The Tick" t-shirt, blue jeans, brown belt, and red, white & blue wristbands with gray and navy blue sneakers. Andrew Karnage wears black knee length basketball shorts with "AK-47" down the outsides of each leg in dark red. Dark red kneepads, and black calf high boots with red laces, and has a black elbow supporter on his right elbow. Robert Hunglestien wears a black wrestling singlet that has "Hunglestein" wrapping across the front diagonally from top to bottom in dark purple with gold outline. On the back of the singlet there’s three slashes in gold which obviously symbolize the III from the end of his name. Black elbow pads, and has his wrist taped with black tape. He also wears black boots with and black kneepads. Andrew Sinclair wears black bicycle-short-style wrestling trunks that have a stylized white revolver emblazoned across the ass.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following War Games match is The Main Event of the evening and it is for the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Featuring first, from Beverly Hills, California by way of Cleveland, Ohio; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 265 pounds; He is One Half of the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!! From Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 257 pounds; He is One Half of the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...ANDREW KARNAGE!! From Attbury, South Carolina; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 252 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...KILROY EVANS!! And from Sacramento, California; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...'THE STRAIGHTSHOOTER' ANDREW SINCLAIR!! They are THE UN-STABLE!!"
The Palm Springs fans cheer as The Un-Stable takes their place in front of the door of the first cage. "I'm Your Boogieman" by White Zombie plays and Domino, "Sexy" Anjanette Turner, "The Punisher" Dan Stein, and Lucifer Jones walk out and are knocked back by the boos]
Phil Blauer: How brave, how gallant! Domino and "Sexy" Anj plan on taking Cobryn and Johnny Lee Harley's spot in the Wargames Match! Why can't I get a girlfriend who'll fight my battles for me. Yolanda wouldn't even hit that guy that was talking too loud in the movie.
Yolanda Ando: He was 6'5!
Phil Blauer: Ya gotta stick and move!
Guillermo O'Bannon: It looks as though Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein are planning to go it alone here. The fans seem all too eager to let them.
Yolanda Ando: Lucifer Jones is wearing snake skin leather pants tucked into a pair of well worn combat boots. He's shirtless and his ripped frame is covered in various tattoos, most notably "Pro-Pain" tattooed across his stomach and "HARD KORE" on his knuckles. His hair is buzzed tight to his skull and most of his teeth are capped with gold. A long nasty scar wraps around his throat. Dan Stein wears a simple tight black t-shirt, and plain black shorts, with black leather wrestling boots. Stein also wears black leather gloves with the fingers ripped out.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents are accompanied to the ring by 'Sexy' Anjanette Turner and Domino; From Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 285 pounds...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!! His partner is from White Chapel, England; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 237 pounds...LUCIFER JONES!! They are Two Thirds of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE SOCIETY OF THE NEW BREED!!!"
The Palm Springs fans boo. Andrew Karnage and Dan Stein nod at one another from across the double ring and decide to start off for both their teams]
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Punisher" Dan Stein pounds Andrew Karnage in the chest with a hard right. He goes for a second one but Karnage ducks underneath it, and backdrop drivers him onto his head!!
Hardkore Hall roars. Andrew Karnage bounces into the ropes but Stein catches him with a powerslam. The cheers turn to boos and Stein flexes his muscles at them]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein tosses Karnage across the ring with a gut wrench suplex. He pulls Karnage up by the hair and irish whips him into the ropes, he dips down for a backdrop but AK-47 double underhooks his arms. He Tiger Busters Stein on his head!!
The Palm Springs Convention Center erupts. Andrew Karnage grabs Stein by the throat and lifts him up into a chokeslam, but drops him across his knee]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Choke-Breaker!! Karnage goes for a back suplex, but Stein reverses it with a bulldog! Dan Stein scoops Karnage up and fallaway slams him into the steel cage!!
Karnage's face hits the chain mesh and drags all the way down. The fans boo The Punisher. Stein pulls him through the ropes and pulls his head into his legs]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein pulls Karnage up on his shoulders and hits Karnage's head into the caged roof, then running powerbombs him into the steel cage!!
Karnage sports a large gash over his eye. Stein pulls him up by the hair, but Karnage tosses him over his head with an exploder! Andrew Karnage grabs him by the hair and tosses Stein facefirst into the cage]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein turns around with a cut to match Karnage's. He's trapped between the ropes and the cage and Karnage hammers Stein's cut with forearm smashes until he drops to his butt.
Andrew Karnage then bootscrapes Dan Stein a few times and finishes him off with a facewash bootscrape. Stein tries to get to his feet, but Karnage runs into the ropes and whacks a trapped Punisher with a yakuza kick]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage pulls him through the ropes and scoops Stein up. He swings him around into a catatonic backbreaker!
The fans cheer. Andrew Karnage goes for a suplex but Stein blocks it. He lifts Karnage up and vertical suplexes him. The Palm Springs fans boo him]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "10 seconds!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Punisher" Dan Stein cranks Andrew Karnage's head to the side in a head vice.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "9!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "8!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "7!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "6!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage's blood runs down his front as Stein cranes his head to the side.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "5!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "4!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "3!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage kicking his feet out as Stein bites on Karnage's cut.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "2!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "1!"
Referee Ron Reid flips a coin and Lucifer Jones calls out "Heads!"]
Referee Ron Reid: It's heads!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Society of the New Breed, or what's left of it get's the two on one advantage!
Phil Blauer: That'll help them for now, but with only two members I don't think The Un-Stable are sweatin it.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones enters the cage and smashes Andrew Karnage in the face with a soccer kick!
The Palm Springs fans boo and Ron Reid locks the cage door. Dan Stein and Lucifer Jones lift Andrew Karnage up into a double powerbomb]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein & Jones double powerbomb Karnage's head into the steel cage!! Stein pulls a bloody Karnage up but AK-47 comes up swinging with an uppercut. Karnage drops Stein on his head with a t-bone suplex!
The Palm Springs crowd comes alive. Lucifer Jones rushes him but gets caught in a head & arm suplex by Andrew Karnage]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage lifts Jones up on his shoulders in a fireman's carry and runs into the center of the ring with a death valley driver!!
Audience chants "KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!!" Andrew Karnage turns his attention to Dan Stein and scoops him up]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage running powerslams Dan Stein headfirst into the cage wall!! But Lucifer Jones sneaks up behind him and grabs him by the legs. He drops Karnage on the back of his head with a wheelbarrow german suplex!
A bloody Karnage ducks under a punch by Jones and counters with a sambo suplex. Karnage gets up and gets kicked in the stomach by Dan Stein]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein hits Andrew Karnage with a stunner! Stein pulls him up but Karnage comes up with a half nelson wrist clutch. He drops him on his head with an Arsenal Buster!!
Lucifer Jones runs at him but Andrew Karnage catches him with a overhead belly to belly suplex headfirst into the cage!! The crowd roars and Jones rolls over with a cut over his eye]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein comes up behind Andrew Karnage with a hammerlock and suplexes him on his chicken winged arm! He hammerlocks both of his arms and lifts him up in a double flying chicken wing.
Stein shows his impressive power by bashing the top of Karnage's bloody head into the cage's roof while holding him up by both of his bent arms. Karnage cries out in pain, and Lucifer Jones makes it to his feet. He begins laying into Karnage's exposed stomach while Stein bounces him on his bent elbows]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein pitches Karnage over the ropes onto his face in the second ring. Lucifer Jones hops onto the ropes between the two rings and hops off, catching Andrew Karnage with a tornado DDT!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "10 seconds!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "9!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "8!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "7!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "6!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "5!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "4!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "3!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "2!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "1!"
Mike Peters opens the cage door and Kilroy Evans steps through on fire]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans spears Lucifer Jones in the guts! Dan Stein walks into a kick to the stomach, and Kilroy Evans drops down into a jawbreaker!
The crowd is eating it up, chanting "KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!!" Kilroy Evans irish whips Lucifer Jones into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Miracle Violence Combination II whack Jones with a double superkick! Karnage turns around into Dan Stein who scoops him up into a michinoku driver II!!
The audience boos. Dan Stein lifts a bloody Andrew Karnage up by the throat by both hands and chokes him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein throttles Karnage and tosses his face into the cage! Lucifer Jones lifts Kilroy Evans up in a fisherman's suplex then drops his head on his knee!!
The crowd boos. Lucifer Jones pulls Andrew Karnage up in a jumping sitdown ganso bomb!! Dan Stein pulls Kilroy Evans up to his feet]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans sinks his teeth into Dan Stein's nose! He drops Dan Stein with The Bad Touch!!
The fans cheer wildly. Lucifer Jones goes for a DDT but Andrew Karnage reverses it into a fireman's carry]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans gets a running start and catches Jones off of Karnage's shoulders with a swinging neckbreaker while Karnage drops back in a samoan drop!!
Andrew Karnage grabs Lucifer Jones by the leg and turns him over into a single leg boston crab. Dan Stein grabs Kilroy Evans from behind and drops him with a hangman's neckbreaker]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage pulls back on Jones leg and steps on the back of his head. Meanwhile, in the other ring, Stein irish whips Kilroy, but Evans reverses it and shoots him facefirst into the corner. Kilroy Evans follows him in with a spear to his back!
Stein clutches his back and screams. Karnage grinds his boot into Jones' ear while yanking back on his leg. Kilroy moves in with a belly to back suplex but Stein reverses it into a russian legsweep]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "10 seconds!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "9!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "8!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein in the unenviable position of not having any more members left for a two on one advantage.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "7!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "6!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "5!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "4!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "3!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "2!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "1!"
"Bomb Idea" by Mad Capsule Markets plays and the fans boo. Tom Lux leads "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa walks down to the ring]
Phil Blauer: What's he doing here?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I'm not sure but he runs into the double cage and nearly takes Kilroy Evans head off with the Aki Lariot!!
The Palm Springs fans boo and Tatsuya Arakawa does a brief belt motion around his waist]
Phil Blauer: It looks like Arakawa wants a shot at Kilroy Evans' Hardkore America Heavyweight title and some revenge for the loss Kilroy gave him in Phoenix this summer.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Well apparantly Tatsuya Arakawa is a replacement for The Society's lost members, giving them, for now, a 3 on 2 advantage. Andrew Karnage gut wrenches Lucifer Jones up onto his shoulder and runs into the center of the ring with an Origin Bomb!!
Tatsuya Arakawa runs at Kilroy Evans but Evans drop toe holds him facefirst into the cage!! Dan Stein comes up from behind Evans and presses him over his head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein drops Kilroy's throat on the top rope! In the other ring, Andrew Karnage and Lucifer Jones are trading punches. Jones backs Karnage into the corner with some brutal over hand punches.
Tatsuya Arakawa comes off the second rope with a double kneedrop to Kilroy Evans' chest. Meanwhile, Lucifer's on the other side kicking Andrew Karnage in the corner, then hauls off and slaps him. Lucifer hocks and spits on the bloody tag team champion]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones grabs Karnage by the pink stained hair and punches him hard in the face with a brutal stiff closed fist. Jones goes for a piledriver but Karnage reverses it with an alabama slammer!!
The audience cheers and Andrew Karnage enters the second ring to help out his buddy. He grabs Tatsuya Arakawa from behind with a standing kataha-jime]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage bails out Kilroy by dropping Arakawa on his head with a Lobotomy Suplex!!
Hardkore Hall is rocking and Kilroy Evans pulls himself up to his feet. They grab an oncoming Dan Stein and drive him into the mat with a double uranage]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The East Side Slam!! Lucifer Jones comes up from behind Kilroy Evans and atomic drops him on the top rope.
Evans winces in pain while Jones steps through the ropes to the second ring. He german suplexes Kilroy Evans into the second ring. Tatsuya Arakawa steps through the ropes to the second ring with them]
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bleeding Dan Stein struggles to his feet and full nelsons Andrew Karnage. He lifts him up and then slams him to the mat! Meanwhile in the second ring, Tatsuya Arakawa front facelocks Kilroy Evans and drops down into a guillotine choke!
Phil Blauer: You have to applaud the bravery of the Saikyo Terrorist. He went through a grueling 18 minute long match with Sun earlier tonight, but his friendship to Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein was too strong to leave them hanging.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I think Arakawa's main motive was to hurt the Hardkore America Heavyweight Champion.
Phil Blauer: I'm a glass half-full kinda guy I guess.
Lucifer Jones puts the boots to Kilroy's back while a busted open Arakawa clamps down on Kilroy's neck & throat. His powerful legs constrict Evans' breathing. Jones gets bored and steps through the ropes to the first ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones grabs Andrew Karnage by the blood soaked hair and repeatedly closed fist punches him in the face. Karnage drops to his knees, and Jones kicks him square in the face!
Arakawa continues to rock back on the guillotine choke, but Kilroy is finally able to punch his way out of it. He holds him down on the mat and brutally headbutts him in the face over & over]
Guillermo O'Bannon: A very bloody Lucifer Jones climbs to the top turnbuckle, ducking under the roof of the cage, but Andrew Karnage grabs him by the arms and flips him over into an owendriver iconoclasm!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "10 seconds!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "9!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "8!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "7!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "6!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans DDTs Tatsuya Arakawa!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "5!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "4!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "3!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans bounces into the ropes and baseball slide kicks Arakawa in the side of the head!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "2!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "1!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III is entering the double cage on fire! Andrew Karnage irish whips Lucifer Jones into Hunglestien who tiltawhirls him into a backbreaker!!
The audience cheers. Meanwhile, Tatsuya snapmares Kilroy Evans over and delivers two roundhouse kicks to his back]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa applies a stretch plum on Kilroy Evans! Robert Hunglestien III scoops Dan Stein up and drops him on his head with a snow plow!!
The crowd applauds again. Arakawa pulls back on Kilroy Evans' head in the stretch plum. Lucifer Jones is raking Andrew Karnage's head back & forth across the cage turning him into a bloody mess]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa releases the stretch plum and begins battering Kilroy Evans with a wild flurry of punches to his head while he's nearly helpless on the mat! Hunglestien bails him out with a double ax handle smash to the back of Tatsuya's head.
Hunglestien irish whips Arakawa into the ropes and Evans catches him with a spinebuster! Dan Stein takes over for Lucifer Jones with Karnage between the ropes and the cage wall]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein grabs Andrew Karnage in a full nelson and begins bashing his unprotected face into the cage wall over & over. Lucifer Jones ducks under a clothesline by Hunglestien and counters with an STO!
The fans boo. Tatsuya Arakawa whacks Hunglestien with a chop to his chest that resonates throughout Palm Springs Convention Center]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa punches Hunglestien in the jaw, and then headbutts him. Meanwhile in the other ring, Kilroy Evans puts Lucifer Jones on his face with an inverted russian legs sweep! Arakawa kicks Hunglestien in the chest, and tags him with a spinning chop.
Arakawa backs Hunglestien up with a shotei palm strike, then follows him in with a high boot to the face! A blood drenched Andrew Karnage comes up from behind Arakawa with a half nelson chicken wing]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage drops Arakawa on the old bean with an Icepick Suplex!! Robert Hunglestien runs into the ropes and takes Lucifer Jones down with a hart attack clothesline!
Hunglestien turns around into a kick to his stomach by Dan Stein. The Punisher front facelocks him and drives his head into the mat with a DDT]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "10 seconds!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "9!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "8!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Once again, The Society of the New Breed is out of members, so this count is moot.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "7!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "6!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones irish whips Kilroy Evans into the corner.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "5!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "4!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa follows Kilroy in with a running knee smash to his face!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "3!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "2!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "1!"
Lonewolf McNeely runs down to the ring and the fans boo]
Guillermo O'Bannon: It's Lonewolf McNeely! He's pissed that he was not allowed into The Un-Stable and it looks like he's gonna make them pay for it! He enters the double cage and grabs Robert Hunglestien III in a chicken wing crossface. McNeely drops Hunglestien on his head with a Full Moon Fever!!
Lucifer Jones ducks under a yakuza kick by Andrew Karnage and grabs his leg. He counters with a leg capture suplex]
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely up by the arm, but Hunglestien pulls him in with a shortarm knee to the stomach. Kilroy Evans comes over and drills McNeely's head into the mat with a piledriver!
The fans cheer. Andrew Karnage grabs Lonewolf McNeely by the legs in a wheelbarrow pick-up and holds him up with his back to a corner, Kilroy is on the second rope and leapfrogs over Karnage and drives McNeely down with a flying sitting senton into a facefirst powerbomb]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Concrete Kiss!! Meanwhile in the other ring, Robert Hunglestien III pulls Lucifer Jones into his legs and drills him into the mat with a crucifix powerbomb!!
The Palm Springs crowd gets louder. Dan Stein grabs Andrew Karnage from behind in an inverted facelock and spins around into a test drive]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans irish whips Tatsuya Arakawa into the corner and follows him in with an avalanche! Arakawa switches places with him in the corner and rips open his Tick t-shirt. He begins laying into Kilroy's bare chest with chops!
The hard chops get louder & louder as the fans "Woo" along. Lonewolf McNeely then finishes Evans off with a roaring elbow that drops Kilroy to his ass in the corner]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage grabs a waistlock on Lucifer Jones and german suplexes him. He pulls him up into a full nelson, and dragon suplexes him! He pulls Jones up into a straightjacket position and completes The Pride Cycle!!
Robert Hunglestien III chicken wings Dan Stein's arm and then drops down into a stunner in front of him! A bloody Lucifer Jones walks over and kicks Hunglestien in the stomach, then lifts him in a hanging suplex where Hunglestien's feet are touching the roof of the cage]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones gets a running start and tosses Hunglestien into the cage wall!! Dan Stein drops Kilroy Evans in an inverted neckbreaker he calls Twilight Hammer!!
Tatsuya Arakawa pulls up a busted open Robert Hunglestien III who was lying on the apron, and leans him against the cage wall]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa gets a running start and flying kneelifts Hunglestien who's trapped between the ropes and a hard place!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "10 seconds!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "9!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "8!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "7!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "6!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "5!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "4!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Andrew Sinclair is the only one left and once he's entered the double cage, this match can finish.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "3!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "2!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "1!"
Andrew Sinclair enters the cage and the Palm Springs fans explode. He points out Lonewolf McNeely and hits him with a running high kick]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage climbs to the top turnbuckle then leaps off with a flying headbutt to Lonewolf McNeely!!
Kilroy Evans grabs Dan Stein in a butterfly position while Andrew Karnage bounces into the ropes and flying shoulderblocks Evans in the chest to help him with a double underhook DDT]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones atomic drops Andrew Karnage on the rope! He steps through the ropes to the other ring and full nelsons Karnage. Release dragon suplex into the second ring!!
Lucifer Jones spits through the cage at the fans and they boo him. Lonewolf McNeely comes off the top rope with a leg drop across Karnage's bloody face]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein applies a stomach claw to Sinclair's stomach. He blocks a punch by Sinclair and headbutts him in the face. Tatsuya Arakawa drops a stunned Sinclair with a jumping Gamengiri kick!
Robert Hunglestien III grabs Lonewolf McNeely and flips him up on his shoulder in a powerbomb, but drops backwards to pitch McNeely's face into the steel cage wall]
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely now busted open as well. Kilroy Evans waistlocks Dan Stein and Andrew Karnage runs into the ropes. Nightmare Lariot by Karnage while Kilroy Evans flips Stein over with a german suplex!! Shotgun Suplex!!
Kilroy Evans irish whips Tatsuya Arakawa into the ropes and hits him with a big boot to the head! Andrew Sinclair flips Lonewolf McNeely across the ring with an exploder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein pumphandles Andrew Karnage up and drops The Reckoning slam!! Robert Hunglestien III drives McNeely into the mat with a dominator!!
The fans cheer. Lucifer Jones comes up from behind Hunglestien and applies a cobra clutch then lifts him up into a backbreaker, maintaining the cobra clutch]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer's Touch!! Jones presses Hunglestien against his knee, and with submissions now counting, Hunglestien could be in trouble here. He pulls down on Hunglestien's arm, pressing his knee into RHIII's spine.
Lonewolf McNeely butterflies Andrew Sinclair's arms and lifts him into an elevated double underhook DDT! Kilroy Evans kicks Lucifer Jones in the back of the head to break up Lucifer's Touch]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans lifts Jones up in a suplex and runs into the cage, pitching him into the cage wall!! Andrew Sinclair ducks under a an elbow strike by McNeely and drops him on his head with a release dragon suplex!
Dan Stein grabs Andrew Sinclair by the hair and drives his face into the mat with an X factor. Tatsuya Arakawa drops down into an ankle lock on Sinclair. Sinclair cries out in pain]
Phil Blauer: Jones & Arakawa have been swinging for the fences with the submission holds.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa wrenches Sinclair's foot to the side. Meanwhile, McNeely pushes Hunglestien through the ropes to the two rings. Lucifer Jones jumps off the second turnbuckle and guillotine legdrops Hunglestien!!
Sinclair back kicks Arakawa off of him. Robert Hunglestien III lifts Lonewolf McNeely up in a human torture rack and flips him over into a burning hammer]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans scoops Tatsuya Arakawa up in a running Thump powerslam! Andrew Karnage powerbombs Kilroy Evans on top of Arakawa!
Andrew Sinclair climbs up to the second rope to jump on Arakawa but Lonewolf McNeely catches Sinclair by the head with a diamond cutter]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Scent of Destruction!! Dan Stein pulls Sinclair by the head and stretches him over his back in The Final Solution!! He rocks Sinclair up & down with his neck almost being pulled off.
A bloody Tatsuya Arakawa lifts Kilroy Evans up over his head in a fireman's carry and then drops him facefirst on his knee!! Stein continues to try and get Sinclair to submit to The Final Solution]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair uses Stein's momentum to flip over on to his feet in front of him and drops him with an STO!
The Palm Springs fans cheer. Hunglestien irish whips Lonewolf McNeely into the ropes. Kilroy Evans backbody drops McNeely into Andrew Karnage who powerbombs him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa turns around into a Blue Thunder Driver by Kilroy Evans!! Robert Hunglestien grabs Lucifer Jones and catapults him into Andrew Karnage who Nightmare Lariots him back onto Hunglestien's knees!!
Andrew Karnage sits on Lucifer Jones' back and applies a cobra clutch. He sits back into a camel clutch]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Sphinx Clutch!! Karnage rocks back with Lucifer Jones' arm and head until Jones' back is about to break...he submits!!
Ron Reid signals for the bell and the fans leap to their feet and cheer. "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears plays Domino walks up to the cage, holding all three of the Hardkore World Six Man titles. A busted open Tatsuya Arakawa and Lonewolf McNeely leave the cage]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 40 minutes 33 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, AND ONCE AGAIN HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"
Domino grabs the microphone from Bill Kasal]
Domino: "Hi guys. The Society wants me to give you a message. The Six man titles are yours."
Domino hands over the six man titles to the bloody, exhausted Un-Stable, who aren’t sure what to think of the situation. Domino smiles warmly]
Domino: Also, I have something else I have to give to you…
Guillermo O'Bannon: Woah! Domino just pulled out a vial from between her cleavage and sprayed Andrew Karnage with it! It looks like pepper spray as Karnage yells in pain! She sprays the rest of The Un-Stable with pepper spray!!
Dan Stein and Lucifer Jones attack The Un-Stable from behind! Dan Stein hits Hunglestein with a swinging neckbreaker]
Guillwemo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones double underhooks Kilroy Evans up and over his shoulder, then drives his head into the mat with The DeathDriver!! Dan Stein scoops Sinclair up into a michinoku driver!!
Phil Blauer: Lucifer Jones & Dan Stein crouches over Hunglestien & Karnage pounding away on their faces! Jones kicks the blinded Karnage and Stein pumphandles him up on his shoulder and delivers The Reckoning!
Lucifer Jones grabs a downed Hunglestein by the legs, holds on tight, and wheelbarrow german suplexes him up and drops him on the back of his head onto Stein's shoudler! Stein cinches in The Final Solution]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Drawn & Quartered!! Robert is screaming out in pain as Dan Stein wrenches back on his neck with that brutal finisher! Jones grabs his legs and pulls back, applying further pressure! Come on Reid, stop this before they cripple him!
Phil Blauer: Easy, it's his birthday.
Referee Ron Reid tries his best to pull Dan Stein off of Hunglestein, but Jones punches him square in the face, sending him flying out of the ring. The Palm Springs crowd starts to boo like crazy and finally Dan Stein tosses Kilroy over his shoulder and throws him into the corner, while Lucifer Jones stalks around the ring and stomps on the fallen Un-Stable. Domino tosses Dan a microphone]
"Punisher" Dan Stein: "Shut up, you worthless sheep in Palm Springs."
Phil Blauer: Oh, he's talking about you, Guillermo.
The crowd responds by throwing beers at Stein. They hit the cage walls and splash everywhere]
"Punisher" Dan Stein: "I’m here to make our earth-shattering announcement. So listen up you people, if you aren’t too busy dreaming about how you are going to blow your welfare checks this weekend."
Crowd continues to boo loudly, and Jones starts to choke out Hunglestein with his boot]
"Punisher" Dan Stein: "The bottom line is that Mr. Hunglestein, over here bleeding to my right, says he doesn’t 'need' the 6 man titles, in a lie so blatant it made us piss ourselves with laughter."
Stein and Jones stare at each other, not laughing]
"Punisher" Dan Stein: Or not. So, its only fitting that we give the belts to you hapless clowns…after all, it’s the ones you don’t want, right… Being that you couldn’t bring yourself to wanting them until you actually got a chance to get a title shot."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Oh come on now! Get these guys out of the ring!
"Punisher" Dan Stein: "Since you morons were so busy patting yourselves on the back and proclaiming the Society dead, you failed to realize there are two very motivated, sick people still ready to tear your heads off at a moment’s notice. And since you were so preoccupied with your own greatness, we’ve decided it be more fun to make asses out of you again. So, we’ve decided to go the “scorched earth” route. We give you the 6-man titles, but at a price. So enjoy your 6-man titles, but consider this a message…the Society is going nowhere. It doesn’t matter if it’s just the two of us for now, we will be there to make your lives a living hell, no matter where, no matter when, no matter how."
Jones snatches the microphone out of Dan's hands, a cruel smile stretching across his face]
Lucifer Jones: "That's right, bitches! The reason we ARE part of the New Breed is simply because we're the best in this business, NOT a motley collection of chuckleheads like these shit-heels laying at our feets...
...UnAble to even get up."
Jones tries to stifle a laugh at his own joke, as Domino just shakes her head at him]
Lucifer Jones: "All the rumors, all the shitty message board threads, all the trivial talking out the sides of your mealy mouths...and they all said the same shite. "The Society Of The New Breed is breaking up!1!!1".
Bullshit.
(Jones slaps Stein on the chest, proudly.)
Lucifer Jones: Me and Danny boy here? We've been through hell and back, mates, and finally in the end, after all the blood was washed away, and the bruises healed and the stitches removed...
...we finally came to understand each other. We thrive on brutality and cruelty! And even with Cobryn and Harley on extended vacation, the Society will continue to break necks and cash our paychecks!"
The crowd boo's some more, and Lucifer Jones drops the mic and resumes stomping the hell out of the fallen members of The Un-Stable]
"Punisher" Dan Stein: "And until they get back, we have a whole new set of plans for you. The price you will have to pay is in the form of a title shot at the Hardkore World Tag Team titles."
Stein gets down in the face of the fallen with the mic]
Dan Stein: "Karnage and Kilroy, so-called tag legends that you are, this is the face of your greatest challenge yet. And if you don’t take our challenge, we will make this announcement look like a stroll in the park. Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you Hardkore’s newest and greatest tag team… Lucifer, Stein, with Domino at our side…. LSD!!!"
Stein and Jones gently place the 6-man titles over the fallen Un-Stable and laugh. They then both stand up on top turnbuckles and showboat for the Palm Springs crowd, who responds in kind with boo's and thrown trash at the cage walls. Finally, they leave the ring, leaving the UnStable to pick themselves up after that beating]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein lose their six man titles to The Un-Stable but form LSD. They'll have some answering to do in Las Vegas when they face The Un-Stable in a tag team match for their World Tag Team titles! Join us then!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nothin feels better than home! Hello everyone, welcome back to Palm Springs and Hardkore Hall! I'm Guillermo O'Bannon and Phil Blauer should be next to me but I have yet to hear from him. Sitting in for him is former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone. Sitting next to him is our I.T. guy Jerry. We've been having some computer problems lately and apparantly there's no other time he can do this.
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: Well. Ya got two options. Either I can fix it now and cause a small headache. Or it can crash on ya during the show, and then your really screwed because I'm gonna have to go to Sacramento for parts.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't even think we use our computer's much.
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: It's up to you! A little now or alot later.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anyway, tonight is our second chance to see The Society of the New Breed defend their Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles in The Wargames Match. This time against the former World Six Man Tag Team Champions, The Un-Stable. These two have been warring since one another's inception. After Cobryn swerved The Un-Stable, he defeated Robert Hunglestien III for the Hardkore America title then went through Kilroy Evans and Andrew Karnage in brutal bloody title defenses. Then Cobryn used Dan Stein to swerve The Un-Stable and started The Society of the New Breed with him. But now The Un-Stable has turned the tide. Lucifer Jones lost his Hardkore America title to Kilroy Evans and Cobryn lost his Hardkore World Championship to Gonzo Sinclair. Now they all lock up, all in the same two rings, wrapped in a giant steel cage, for the six man titles.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: The word around the locker room is that it's divided right down the middle. You're either with The Un-Stable or The Society of the New Breed, or your on the dark cold corner containing me, Ron Reid, and Judge Death.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we have the culmination of a year long feud. Brandi entered Hardkore America earlier this year. After a tumultous relationship with Tamara Sanchez in UCW, Brandi made her first appearence in March in San Francisco. She helped Tamara Sanchez win her match by smashing "Sexy" Anjanette Turner in the head with a chair. The next month they were in a tag team match in Seattle. After brutalizing Vagabond & Anjanette Turner with chairs, Brandi turned on Tammy, breaking her leg with a moonsault with Sanchez's leg wrapped in a chair. That knee injury sidelined Sanchez for months. Later, Brandi was wrestling a match with Vagabond in San Diego. Tamara Sanchez came down and broke Brandi's arm sidelining her for months as well. She's recently made her return, winning a threeway dance in Sacramento to recieve tonight's title match against Sanchez. With all these broken arms & legs, it's fitting that this match would be a stretcher match.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I've been waiting to see this match all year. And it's not just because of the skin tight outfits and bi-sexuality. But that's about 99% of it.
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: Wow, there's alot of porn in this trash bin. Who's into Black Chicks Little Dicks?
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's Phil.
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: The Fista Sistas?
Yolanda Ando: (walking funny) Phil.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then it's time for Paul Soutter's first Hardkore West Coast title defense against The Microshocker. Soutter won his first Hardkore title at an impromptu title defense by Syberus at a Hardkore Rocky Mountains house show.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Which proved to be box office poison. After that match, Hardkore Rocky Mountains never put on a never show. It's sad really.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Not really. The Microshocker has shown some real improvement since his days of being squashed in minutes. His performance during The Wargames Match in Los Angeles was impressive and he really held his own against Hardkore World legends Tuxedo Mask and Rated X. Then we have a match that is a few years in the making. There has been a simmering feud since 2002 between the two giants of Hardkore World, Eerie Von and SWAT World Champion Stan Wilson. These two have warred like all big men, over who has the more devastating chokeslam.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Check this one out.
(Boone rips off half of his shirt so it looks like a one strap singlet. He puts one hand in the air and grabs Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry by the throat]
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: (smacks his hand away) Knock it off, Matt.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Oww...I think it's turning red...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von hasn't wrestled in quite a while but has a shoot style that could be an advantage since Stan can't lift Von as much as he can his other opponents.
(Phil Blauer walks in wearing an MGM Grand t-shirt and holding a yard high beer glass with a long straw]
Phil Blauer: Sorry, I missed the entire show. My bad. I swear I'll make the next one.
Guillermo O'Bannon: We just started, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Damn, I told that cabbie to take the scenic route!
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Oww....
Guillermo O'Bannon: Where have you been?
Phil Blauer: Well, someone told me that the show was in Vegas this month.
(Phil slaps Boone's red hand]
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Oww!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's next month. Speaking of Vegas, tonight we have the threeway dance between Makoto Jupiter, Horror Girl, and Vampira. The winner will recieve a shot at the Hardkore World Women's Champion next month in Las Vegas. Makoto Jupiter went to a time limit draw last month with Tamara Sanchez in a great match, she would love another shot. Horror Girl and Vampira had a great match at Hardkore Helloween and have shown they can take it to another level as far as violent female wrestling goes.
Phil Blauer: Violent female wrestling is for Japanese businessmen and Ed Dubin. (checks his computer) HEY!! Who got rid of all my porn?!?!?!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then it's a 2/3 falls match between James Fierce and Lonewolf McNeely. McNeely is making his return to the ring after a six month layoff. His last match was back in May when he defeated Tarrasque in San Diego. James Fierce has been on a roll lately, with a great showing at the Hardkore Helloween show and defeating The House of Pain in a steel cage match in Sacramento. The two will have to pull out all the stops to last as long as 2/3 falls matches usually do. Then we have Rated X taking on Adrian Tanner Jr. in his first singles match since 2000.
Phil Blauer: Rated X has been easing back into wrestling like an old man into a hot bath.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner recently joined The Un-Stable. It'll be interesting to see if the guidance of Robert Hunglestien III, Kilroy Evans, Andrew Karnage, and Andrew Sinclair will help him against the former Hardkore World Champion. Then we have Sun, returning to the ring to wrestle the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Champion "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa. Wait, I'm getting word that we have a cameraman in the parking lot to cover the arrival of our mid-card.
Phil Blauer: What are we, Hardkore Nitro?
(Shot cuts to the back parking lot of the Palm Springs Convention Center. Lonewolf McNeely is shown getting out of his mustang with Rain. A couple fans notice them and cheer, with some whistles for Rain]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rain drops his bag and Lonewolf doesn't look real happy about it.
Phil Blauer: That bag carrying stuff is hard work. That's why I have Matt do all my bag work.
(Lonewolf slams his head on the truck throwing a fit and crawls up to the hood of the car]
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: (pokes his head up from under the desk) What a freak.
Phil Blauer: Can't you work on that hard drive on top of our desk? People are gonna wonder about the Blau-Dog.
(Rain comes up and tries to help him. She tries to lift his head and blood is pouring down his face, she tries to lift him, suddenly he grabs her head and delivers a knee lift]
Guillermo O'Bannon: What is Lonewolf doing? He just kneed his ex-wife in the head!?!
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: Living out my fantasy. Now if only he can just get me out of $500 a month he'd be my hero.
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely follows that up with a piledriver on the hood of the mustang!!
The boos from inside Hardkore Hall are so loud, you can hear them from the parking lot. Lonewolf spits on her and gives her a kick to the ribs calling her worthless]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely powerbombs her on the back windshield!!
Phil Blauer: All she had to do is carry them damn bags...
Lonewolf opens up the door and grabs a bullrope and attaches it to her neck and ties it up to the back of the car]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Oh my god, what is he doing now?
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: I never went this far with my ex-wife, even when she turned off my computer before I had saved my best game of Everquest.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: That bitch! A thousand plagues upon her!
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: Kurok the painted elf?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Vanrok, the merciless ogre?
Lonewolf McNeely spraypaints KGB on her face and gets into the car]
Guillermo O'Bannon: No! No! No!
Yolanda Ando; What the hell is wrong with him? Someone stop this!
McNeely puts the car in drive and takes off, dragging her down the street as the camera fades out to Hardkore Hall where "Otherworld" by Nobuo Uematsu plays. The audience doesn't know quite what to make of what just happened as the masked Anzu walks down to the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: I can't believe what we just saw. Hopefully we have some police on their way to go arrest Lonewolf McNeely for trying to kill Rain there. What the hell is wrong with him? Anyway I don't know much about this Anzu guy except for that his theme music is hard to get on Limewire.
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: Yeah, by the way, I had to take Limewire off your computer since we found the majority of our viruses were coming from your affinity for TLC songs.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Oh, were those songs? I was trying to get the TLC matches. Simple mistake.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: You can come over and watch mine, I have the whole collection along with the ones I did with my action figures.
Yolanda Ando: Anzu wears a 3/4 mask. The beaked mask is similar to the one the Phantom of the Opera wears with the left side. He wears dark brown leather pants, matching leather boots, and a dark brown jacket made from buckskin and decorated with what appear to be eagle feathers.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to Hardkore Hall. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine and Hardkore World present tonight's show of Hardkore America action. Our first match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, hailing from Damascus; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 237 pounds...ANZU!!!"
The Palm Springs audience, not knowing who he is, chant "WHO?? WHO?? WHO?? WHO?? WHO?? WHO?? WHO??" Then a huge countdown clock appears on the Hardkoretron and a voice starts to talk]
Voice: "David Sadler will steal the show in 5 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 4 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 3 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 2 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show……………………
Boom fireworks shoot from the ramp! The words spoken by David Sadler echo around the arena “I have toiled and bled and now it is time to show you the very meaning of reality” "Liberate" by Disturbed then hits the speakers as David walks out on the ramp and the camera shoots to a close up of him. He looks at the crowd side to side. David makes a couple of steps forward as two pyros shoot off fireworks and flame besides him. He then continues down the ramp and then to the ring. He climbs up the steps slowly and when he reaches the top step he looks over at the crowd for a few seconds. He then makes his way through the ropes and walks across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle which he climbs and spreads his arms and looks into the sky from]
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler making his singles debut in Hardkore World tonight after an excellent showing at Hardkore Helloween. He's gotta be one of the most decorated wrestlers since Gorgeous Greg with nearly 30 titles on his record.
Phil Blauer: He also allows us to break even on our Englishman quota what with Syberus hurt.
Guillermo glares at Phil]
Phil Blauer: What? Someone has to pay attention to these things.
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler recently defeated SWAT Carribean Champion Dave Brickheart in the West Indies in a non-title match. He hopes to continue his momentum here on the West Coast.
Yolanda Ando: David Sadler wears baggy cut off jean shorts. He wears black knee and elbow pads and white boots with black trim. Pale skinned with blue eyes, long brown hair and clean shaven.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent hails from Ipswich, England; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!!"
The audience applauds, most of them getting their first look at Sadler after hearing about him on the internet and video tapes. His music slowly fades out as he climbs down from the turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu locks up with David Sadler. Sadler scoops him up and bodyslams him. He goes to belly to back suplex him, but Anzu reverses it into a bulldog.
Anzu lifts Sadler up into a fireman's carry, but Sadler lands on his feet behind him. He drops back into a russian leg sweep]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soviet Scum Sweep! Sadler starts putting the boots to him with angry stomps about the face & head. He pulls Anzu up and irish whips him but Anzu reverses it and shoots Sadler into the ropes. He drop toe holds Sadler to the mat.
Anzu springs on Sadler's back and applies an STF! He pulls up on Sadler's head while Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler reaching out for the rope but Anzu clamps down on his windpipe. Sadler makes another attempt and crawls over to the other side of the ropes, while Anzu continues to apply a tight STF. Sadler grabs onto the bottom rope and Peters calls for the break. Anzu pulls Sadler up and irish whips him into the ropes. Sadler comes back with a clothesline!
The audience cheers. Sadler bounces into the ropes and drops a leg across Anzu's face. Sadler hooks him up for a textbook suplex and drops him behind him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. He irish whips Sadler into the ropes and backdrops him. Sadler gets up long enough to be sunset flipped!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(David Sadler claps his legs together on Anzu's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu tosses Sadler across the ring with an armdrag. He catches Sadler by the leg and dragon screws him to the mat. He picks him up for a second one, but Sadler swings his other leg around into an enzuigiri!
The fans applaud. Sadler lands a hard kick to Anzu's kidneys while he's on the mat. He irish whips Anzu into the ropes and hits him with a flying body press]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Anzu kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler irish whips Anzu into the ropes again and tosses him over his head with a belly to belly suplex! He goes for a DDT but Anzu blocks it and backdrops him.
Anzu irish whips Sadler into the ropes and powerslams him into the mat! He hooks the leg]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu steps out on the apron. He slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope, and springboard dropkicks him!!
The audience applauds. Anzu scoops Sadler up and drops him on his head with a northern lights bomb]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu irish whips Sadler into the ropes and drops him on his face with a flapjack!
Anzu irish whips him into the ropes again and goes for a spinebuster but Sadler reverses it with a tornado DDT! The Palm Springs crowd applauds the reversal]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler pulls Anzu up in a waistlock. Anzu cracks him with a back elbow in the face. Anzu drops him with a stunner!
Anzu hops onto the middle of the top rope, but Sadler rolls out of the way of a springboard legdrop!! Sadler gets to his feet and rocks Anzu with several right hands]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler backs Anzu into the ropes with those punches. He irish whips him into the ropes and drives him into the mat with a sidewalk slam!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anzu kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler front facelocks him but Anzu picks him up in a fireman's carry. He spins him around into an F5! He pulls Sadler's head into his legs and pulls him up into a powerbomb!! He holds the legs for a cradle!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu pulls him up by the hair, but Sadler smashes him in the nose with a forearm. He belly to back suplexes him!
Sadler climbs up to the top turnbuckle and waits for Anzu to get to his feet. When he does he smashes Anzu in the face with a flying dropkick]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anzu kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler applies a chinlock, but Anzu grabs him by the arm and judo tosses him across the ring. He lifts him up into a fireman's carry and then drops him back into a samoan drop!
Anzu hops onto the middle of the top rope and this time hits the springboard legdrop!! Hardkore Hall applauds and makes the cover]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu irish whips Sadler into the ropes, but The Saviour of Professional Wrestling comes back with a spinning wheel kick to his face!
Sadler bounces into the ropes and drops an elbow across Anzu's face. He pulls Anzu up by the mask and irish whips him into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler gets a running start and flying kneelifts him underneath the chin! Anzu staggers around, dazed and Sadler comes up behind him with a sleeper hold.
Anzu struggles for the ropes but Sadler stands firmly. He cuts off air to Anzu's brain with the arm across his windpipe, sending Anzu down to one knee. Sadler goes down with him and uses his weight to further weaken him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters raises Anzu's arm but Anzu keeps it up. Anzu works his way back up to his feet and drops down to his knees, shooting the top of his head through Sadler's chin! He grabs Sadler from behind with a rude awakening!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu fireman's carries Sadler onto his shoulders and sits Sadler on the top turnbuckle. He tucks Sadler's head into his shoulder and grabs both of his legs. He steps out into the middle of the ring and drops him with a muscle buster!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: He pulls Sadler up into a front facelock. He wrenches his neck around with a swinging neckbreaker! He applies an on the mat full nelson. The Sugar Hold!!
Anzu pulls up David Sadler's arms & head with the full nelson. Mike Peters checks to see if he wants to submit but Sadler refuses. That only makes Anzu madder and pulls him up by his head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu releases The Sugar Hold. He pulls him up into a side suplex but David Sadler reverses it into a crippler crossface! He links his fingers together and pulls up on his arm & head.
The Palm Springs fans in the front row slap the railing chanting "TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!!" Anzu cries out in pain while Sadler pulls up on his arm. Peters checks in but Anzu shouts out refusals]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu rolls Sadler onto his shoulders with a cradle!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(David Sadler releases the crippler crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler grabs Anzu with a headlock. Anzu lifts him up into a human torture rack and then flips him over into a burning hammer!!
Anzu full nelsons Sadler, but Sadler mule kicks him in the groin. He runs into the ropes and almost takes his head off with a clothesline]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Ragesline! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a flying body press!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr-(Anzu kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler irish whips Anzu but he reverses it and shoots Sadler into the corner. He bounces out into a fireman's carry by Anzu and he drops it into a facefirst powerbomb he calls Falling From the Nest!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu lifts Sadler up into an argentinean backbreaker. He slips him off his shoulder into a hangman's neckbreaker!
Sadler stands up and ducks under a clothesline. He rebounds into the ropes and comes back with a yakuza kick]
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler peppering Anzu's face with a series of Rage Punches! He kicks him in the guts and drops him headfirst into a dangerous DDT he calls the David DDT!!
Phil Blauer: Aren't they all dangerous?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler is up on the top turnbuckle and leaps off with an elbow smash!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr-(Anzu gets his foot on the rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler irish whips Anzu but Anzu reverses it and shoots him into the corner. Sadler staggers back into Anzu who delivers an angle slam!
He grabs Sadler by the hair and delivers several headbutts with his beaky mask. He lifts him up into a fireman's carry]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu drops him with an FU!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler ducks under a punch by Sadler and drops him with a Fuck Hitler german suplex with a perfect bridge!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1....2...3!!!
"Liberate" by Disturbed plays and the audience cheers. David Sadler jumps up on the second turnbuckle and soaks in the applause]
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler scores the first of what he hopes to be many wins here in Hardkore America.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 20 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu had a nice showing as well but in the end it wasn't enough against all of Sadler's experience. He heads to San Juan, Puerto Rico where he will take on Kota at Coliseo De Puerto Rico for Hardkore Nippon. David Sadler is also off to the Carribean, he now travels to the West Indies, at the Antigua Entertainment Centre. There he will face Syberus, The Microshocker, and Ignacious Conner in a Fatal Fourway. Whoever wins will be SWAT Carribean's representative in the New Year's Nightmare PPV match for the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship.
Sadler walks back to the locker room, slapping the hands of all the fans along the aisleway]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Our next match features the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Champion "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa taking on our latest free agent acquisition, Sun.
Phil Blauer: I have heard so much about this kid that I looked him up and did a little research. (pulls out a stack on index cards) Apparantly he's a ball of plasma with a mass of about 2*1030 kg, which is somewhat higher than that of an average star. About 74% of his mass is hydrogen, with 25% helium and the rest made up of trace quantities of heavier elements. It is thought that this kid is about 5 billion years old, which is still younger than Road Warrior Animal.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone gives Phil a rimshot. The sound makes Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry bang the top of his head on the desk]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Who gave Boone back his drumset?
"Thesis of a Cruel Angel" by Yoko Takahashi plays and the Palm Springs fans give him a resounding applause. Sun walks down to the ring and slides under the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun is the former Rising Sun, a former UWA United Kingdom Champion and UWA Hardcore Champion. He's also known for his epic cage match with Lonewolf McNeely.
Phil Blauer: Plus Greek philosopher Anaxagoras, once reasoned that he was a giant flaming ball of metal even larger than the Peleponessus, and not the chariot of Helios. For teaching this heresy he was imprisoned by the authorities and sentenced to death.
Guillermo O'Bannon: (sighs) Who was the flaming ball of metal? Rising Sun or Anaxagoras?
Phil Blauer: (flips over his card) It seems I neglected to put that on my index card.
Yolanda Ando: Sun wears a blue martial arts gi and a “vega” style mask. The Mask is white with a red dot in the center mimicking the Japanese Flag. He wears two Shuko Ninja Claws on each hands and carries a bag of Martial Arts weapons.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Cheshire, Connecticut; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 190 pounds; Making his Hardkore Debut...SUN!!!"
The audience gives him a warm reaction. "Bomb Idea" by Mad Capsule Markets plays and Hardkore Hall boos. Tom Lux and "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa walk down to the ring with the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Championship around his waist]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa defeated The Shootfighter for the newly created Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Championship in three straight matches in Los Angeles, Thailand, and Sacramento. He recently battled Reverend Gozo Shioda to a brutal no-contest in Mexico City.
Phil Blauer: All this globe trotting and he still finds time to call his mother.
Guillermo O'Bannon: How do you know that?
Phil Blauer: I hang out with most of the rosters' mothers. We have a book club, have a board game night, and mostly talk about our ungrateful children. Or in my case, their ungrateful children.
Yolanda Ando: That reminds me, Phil. Can you tell my mother just because I'm not married at 29, it doesn't mean I'm a lesbian?
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: That's not what the pictures I pulled out of your resume file say.
Yolanda Ando: Those are artsy!
Phil Blauer: That woman decimated her own genitals to squeeze you through them and bring you life. The least you could do is tell her yourself.
Yolanda Ando: It's not worth it. Arakawa wears some black MMA style tights with Japanese lettering for "Saikyo Terrorist" on the rear in blood red. High black boots, Black TRACE kneepads, and white wrist tape.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is accompanied to the ring by Tom Lux; He hails from Shimo-tsuga-gun, Tochigi, Japan; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 261 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE NIPPON BRASS KNUCKLES CHAMPION...'THE SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA!!!"
The Palm Springs fans boo. Ron Reid signals for the bell and Arakawa goes on the attack with a wild flurry of punches to a shocked Sun's face]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun ducks under one of the punches to lock Arakawa in a full nelson.
Phil Blauer: I'm sure some of that is to just instinct to keep Arakawa from being able to punch him anymore. Cause those hurt.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun presses down on the back of Arakawa's neck. Arakawa throws his head back into Sun's face to break the full nelson. He whacks him in the face with a uraken spinning backfist.
The uraken backs Sun up a little into the corner. Arakawa wails back and begins a long series of blistering chops to Sun's chest. The power of the knife edges actually take Sun off his feet. The fans in the Palm Springs Convention Center "Wooo" with each one]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun begins firing back with some chops of his own and finishes with his own uraken!
Sun does a mockery of Arakawa that the fans get a kick out of. Sun follows it up with a shotei palm strike]
Phil Blauer: Sun pulls Arakawa into his legs but it maybe a little early for a piledriver.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa backdrops him. He irish whips Sun into the ropes and catches him under the chin with a running knee attack! He applies an ankle lock on him. Sun reaches out for the ropes, so Arakawa wraps his legs around Sun's thigh and drops down to the canvas for an on-the-mat version.
Tom Lux applauds on the outside while the quiet Hardkore Hall rings with Sun's screams. Ron Reid checks in to see if Sun wants to tap out but he refuses]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun reaches out and grabs the ropes, so Reid forces Arakawa to break the heel hold. Arakawa lifts Sun up in a fireman's carry, then drops him facefirst on his knee with a Go 2 Sleep!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa irish whips Sun into the ropes but Sun comes back with a flying head scissors!
The audience comes alive! Sun shakes some feeling back into his leg and waits for Arakawa to get back to his feet. When he does, Sun tosses him across the ring with a monkey flip. The crowd cheers even louder and Sun steps through the ropes onto the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun slingshots himself over the ropes onto Arakawa!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa ducks under a right hand by Sun and deadlift german suplexes him onto the back of his head!
The fans go back to booing and Arakawa irish whips Sun into the turnbuckles. Tatsuya cracks him in the chest with another stiff chop, then punches to him in the jaw]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa smashes Sun in the face with a headbutt, then kicks him in the chest. He spins around and chops him again, then delivers a shotei of his own.
Phil Blauer: Who knows what's holding Sun up right now?
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: The corner. It's right behind him.
Phil Blauer: Oh, so it is.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa ends the The Kenka Combo with a high boot to his face! Arakawa snap mares him out of the corner and delivers a roundhouse kick to his back. Ow, and another that twists his body in pain.
Arakawa gets behind Sun and applies a stretch plum. The crowd boos as Tatsuya pushes Sun's head down with one arm and pulls Sun's right arm back with his other]
Phil Blauer: So that's what a stretch plum is. I always thought it was a dirty word. So I take it back, Matt. You're not a stretch plum.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (wipes a tear) You don't know how much that means to me, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid asking Sun if he wants to submit but Sun seems to be in too much pain to even answer. Arakawa releases one of his arms to bash Sun on the top of the head with an elbow.
Arakawa climbs up to the second rope, then jumps off with a double kneedrop to Sun's chest]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shinjuku Crush!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun pulls himself up along the ropes and Arakawa rushes him, but Sun catches him and drops his throat on the top rope!
The fans cheer and Sun tries to feed off their energy. He irish whips Arakawa into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun takes him down with a roundhouse kick! He butterflies Arakawa's arms and double underhook DDTs him!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun applies an armbar. He sticks his knee into the ball of Arakawa's shoulder and pulls back on the arm.
Phil Blauer: He's also catching some of his air back, smart. Not house sitting your friend's house so you can watch all your pornos on his big screen smart. But smart.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun wraps his legs around Arakawa's arm and drops back into a jujigatame arm scissors. He makes a few adjustments and then falls backwards with his arm again. He rolls Arakawa over onto his stomach and applies a chicken wing.
The audience takes advantage of the silence and yells out several things like "Tom's a Homo!" Sun wrenches up on Arakawa's hammerlocked arm. He gets up and legdrops the back of his elbow]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun irish whips Arakawa into the ropes, but Tatsuya comes back with an STO!
The Palm Springs fans jeer while Arakawa shakes out his arm a little. Arakawa irish whips Sun into the turnbuckles]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa follows him into the corner but Sun meets him with a big boot! Sun climbs up to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a rana, but Arakawa catches him and powerbombs him into the mat!! He steps over Sun's body and applies a kneeling wakigatame.
Arakawa braces his foot on the mat and pulls back on Sun's arm. Sun's fist balls up in pain but he won't tap. Arakawa braces himself and pulls back on Sun's arm again]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa makes a few adjustments and then drops back in a jujigatame arm scissors of his own. He raises his leg and drops it back on to his face.
Arakawa squeezes his powerful legs around Sun's arm and uses them to pin his shoulders to the mat]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Sun gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun gets to his feet with Arakawa still attached to his arm, and punches his way out of it. Arakawa sits up, but Sun flips over him with a reverse neck snap.
Sun irish whips Arakawa into the ropes and lifts him up, before flapjacking his face into the mat! The crowd roars]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa gets up and tries to kick Sun but he catches Tatsuya's boot. Arakawa swings around into an enzuigiri! He grabs Sun by the mask and throws a few high muy thai kneelifts to Sun's stomach, then finishes him off with a kneelift to the jaw.
Tatsuya Arakawa wraps his arms around Sun's neck in a front facelock. He drops down into a guillotine choke wrapping his legs around his body in a scissorslock. Sun's arms flail frantically]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya attempting to choke Sun out with the guillotine. He's got it wrapped in tight! He's clamping down on Sun's throat while squeezing his sides so he can't get any new air.
Phil Blauer: He's got the ropes!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa releases the guillotine choke but Sun is on him, hammering him with punches. He irish whips Arakawa into the ropes and handsprings into a flying body press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun irish whips Arakawa into the ropes again and spins around on his shoulders into a helicopter rana!!
The fans are loud and rowdy now. Sun steps up onto the top turnbuckle from the inside of the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun backflips into a moonsault splash!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun applies an abdominal stretch. He plants his foot and pulls back on Arakawa's arm.
Arakawa hiptosses out of it. Arakawa bounces into the ropes and pops Sun in the face with a yakuza kick]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa lifts Sun in a fireman's carry but Sun lands behind him and flips him onto his stomach with a reverse monkey flip. He tosses Arakawa over the top rope!
Arakawa catches the second rope on the way down and falls on the apron. Sun steps through the ropes, but Arakawa catches him with a few stiff shots to the mouth]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa DDTs Sun off the apron to the concrete floor below!!
The fans pop! Sun rolls over and has a large gash over his eye, bleeding heavily. Arakawa pulls Sun up by his mask and waistlocks him. He drops him on his head with a backdrop driver on the Palm Springs Convention Center floor]
Phil Blauer: Arakawa turning Sun into a bloody mess!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya pulls Sun up into a powerbomb but Sun rolls forward onto his feet in front of Arakawa. He kicks Arakawa in the stomach and pulls his head into his legs. Facefirst piledriver on the concrete!!
The fans cheer. Arakawa sits up bleeding as well. Sun climbs up to the top turnbuckle and leaps off landing on his shoulders, driving his skull into the floor with an inverted rana!! The crowd erupts]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun rolls Tatsuya back into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He backflips into a shooting star press but Arakawa puts his knees up!! Sun staggers around, clutching his stomach, and walks right into a Jumping Gamengiri kick!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa irish whips Sun into the turnbuckles. Arakawa runs in and delivers a high Erasure kick to face!
Phil Blauer: These stiff kicks are opening up Sun even more.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa irish whips Sun into the ropes and nearly takes his head off with an Aki lariot!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa shoots Sun into the ropes but Sun rolls underneath a rolling solebutt kick! He pulls Arakawa up and drives him into the mat with a crucifix powerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun climbs up to the top turnbuckle and flips into a somersault senton!! He bounces into the ropes and handsprings into a splash!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun bounces into the ropes but Arakawa rolls out of the way of a leg drop. He pulls Sun up into a MASSIVE powerbomb!!
Sun sits up just in time to get tagged by a running soccer kick to his chest!! Tatsuya Arakawa gets behind Sun with a rear naked choke with a bodyscissors]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Saikyo Terrorist locks on the rear naked choke!
Phil Blauer: This move was what ended it all for The Shootfighter in Sacramento.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya clamps down on Sun's windpipe while pushing forward on the back of his head. Those powerful legs constrict his breathing, and allow him to roll on his back, cinching in the move even better.
The crowd roots Sun on while he waves his hands wildly, looking for the ropes, then fall to his sides. Ron Reid lifts Sun's arm up to see if he's out but Sun keeps it up. Sun bleeds through his mask and onto his shoulder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa rolls onto his back again and leans all the way back, choking Sun out...but it's pinning his shoulders to the mat!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa releases the rear naked choke)
Arakawa gets to his feet and asks Ron Reid why he was counting. Ron Reid explains that Arakawa's shoulders were pinned, but he doesn't like that answer. Sun sneaks up to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun leaps off the top turnbuckle but Arakawa ducks, Sun flips over his back into a sunset flip! The Setting Sun!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
Ron Reid signals for the bell and the crowd cheers. "Thesis of a Cruel Angel" by Yoko Takahashi plays while Tom Lux angrily enters the ring with Arakawa's Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles title belt]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 17 minutes 29 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...SUN!!!"
Phil Blauer: Tom Lux looking for an explanation as to why Ron Reid counted Arakawa's shoulders on the mat.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Either way, Sun scores a major upset here in Hardkore World!
A bloody Arakawa swings the title belt over his shoulder and angrily walks out to the locker room]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa's off to San Juan, Puerto Rico where he will defend his Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles title against Toshiro Takashi at Coliseo De Puerto Rico. Sun looks like he will be a great part of the new youth movement underway here in Hardkore America! Coming up is a match between Rated X and Adrian Tanner Jr.! Tanner is the newest member of The Un-Stable and looking to make a good first impression. Rated X is having his first singles match since 2001 or so.
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: (pokes his head up from under desk) Speaking of which, I think that's the last time you guys cleaned this mouse. You know I found a Cocoa Krispy in here?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Ooh, ooh, what did you do with it?
The Hardkore Hall house lights dim to black as Damageplan's "Moment of Truth" booms through the speakers. Then *BOOM!* A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames. When the flames die down, Adrian Tanner Jr stands in the middle of the stage, head down, dressed in red "metallic effect" shorts with "AT" in gold letters on each side and an open red "metalic effect" ring jacket with the same, along with black elbow and knee pads. Adrian begins his walk down the ramp slapping a couple hands on the way down. Adrian raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. is trying to impress his fellow Un-Stablemates tonight. I don't think you can impress anyone anymore than defeating a legend like Rated X.
Phil Blauer: I could but it would entail me taking my shirt off and the production department adding those little black boxes.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner's impressive on his own he's a former Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Champion, CWA Television Champion, Unified SWAT Australian Statewide Champion, and SWAT World Tag Team Champion.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"
The audience gives him a round of applause. Then "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and the crowd loses it. Rated X steps through the curtain with a dented bloody chair with an "X" painted on it. The fans crane over the aisleway trying to touch him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: This is Rated X's first return to Palm Springs in four years! This is the building where he won the tournament, defeating Ghandi the Butcher in the final at Palm Springs Punishment 97 for his first Hardkore World Championship.
Phil Blauer: I don't remember that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That was back when you were an intern.
Phil slaps Guillermo across the mouth]
Phil Blauer: THAT'S for sending back your McDonald's for being too salty.
Yolanda Ando: Rated X wears black trunks, black boots, and a black mask with a white X on it. His chest, arms, and back covered in Yakuza style tatoos and scars from various Hardkore battles.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Parts Unknown; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds...RATED X!!!"
The fans nearly blow the roof off of Palm Springs Convention Center. Rated X whacks Tanner in the face with a knife edge chop and Peters signals for the bell]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pops Tanner on the top of the head with a tomahawk chop. Tanner responds with a series of hard knife edge chops to his chest.
Tanner tries to back up X with those chops, but Rated X fires back with a stiff back elbow that drops him. Rated X puts Tanner's throat on the bottom rope]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X places his knee against the back of Tanner's head, choking him against the bottom rope. Peters tries to pry X off of him but isn't having very much luck.
Phil Blauer: That's pretty typical.
Guillermo O'Bannon: X using illegal tactics?
Phil Blauer: No, Peters not having any luck.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X stands up to give Peters a piece of his mind, and Tanner takes the advantage to arm drag Rated X. X gets up and another armdrag keeps him down. Adrian Tanner Jr. applies an armbar.
Adrian Tanner Jr. sticks his knee into the ball of Rated X's shoulder and pulls back on his bent arm. Rated X tries to get back up, but Tanner pulls him back down by his mask]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls him up irish whips him into the ropes. He drop toe holds Tanner, pitching him through the ropes to the floor below! Tanner runs into the ropes, hops onto the middle of the top rope and flips off with a springboard senton but he just hits a steel guardrail!!
The audience reacts with shock at the sound of Tanner's back hitting the railing. Rated X grabs the timekeeper's bell and smashes it into Adrian Tanner's face]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner staggers and Rated X kicks him in the stomach. He drops the ring bell, front facelocks him, and DDTs Tanner on the bell!!
Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. bleeding a little now.
Guillermo O'Bannon: He headlocks Tanner and gets a running start. Rated X bulldogs Tanner's throat on the railing!
Rated X boot lands on Hardkore World I.T. guy Jerry's hand]
Hardkore World I.T. guy Jerry: Hey! Hey! I'm working here!
Phil Blauer: Jerry, you really don't wanna...
Hardkore World I.T. guy Jerry: I told you guys, you can either have a little headache now, or a lot later...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs Hardkore World I.T. guy Jerry and DDTs his head into Adrian Tanner's face!!
Phil Blauer: Now who's gonna retrieve those emails I deleted?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs Tanner for a suplex, but Tanner blocks it with his calf. He reverses with a suplex of his own, where X's back lands on the railing!!
The audience cheers. Rated X cries out in pain, and crawls along the ringside area while a bloody Tanner steps over the railing. Tanner climbs up on the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. runs along the apron and catches Rated X with a huracanrana on the concrete!!
Rated X lies stunned on the floor. Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up on the top turnbuckle and spins off the top with a corkscrew 180 splash on the floor]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls Rated X up by the mask, and tosses him over the railing into the audience! He pulls him up and tries to suplex him back over but Rated X swings around into a hangman's neckbreaker that slams Tanner's neck down on the railing!!
A bloody Tanner clutches the back of his head. Rated X pulls Tanner's head into his legs and then piledrives his head into the Hardkore Hall floor]
Phil Blauer: Rated X just scrambled Tanner's brains.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs a table and leans it against the guardrail. He pulls Tanner's head into his legs again and this time running powerbombs him through the table against the railing!!
The Palm Springs fans erupt, chanting "RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!!" Tanner lies in a former table, bleeding down his front. Rated X breaks off a a piece of the metal table leg]
Guillermo O'Bannon: X pulls Tanner up by the blood soaked hair and swings at him with it, but Tanner ducks and german suplexes Rated X on the arena floor!!
Phil Blauer: Careful. This isn't an arena. It's barely a banquet hall.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner rolls Rated X back in the ring.
Phil Blauer: The first smart thing he did.
Guillermo O'Bannon: He irish whips Rated X into the ropes and hits him with a picture pefect dropkick. He pulls X up and butterflies his arms, tiger driver '91!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X claps his legs together on Tanner's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. sticks both of his knees into Rated X's back and then rolls him up into a bow & arrow. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap but X refuses.
Tanner pulls down on Rated X's neck & knees, bending his back across his knees. He pulls Rated X up into a hanging suplex]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. drills Rated X on his head with a brainbuster!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner lifts X in a fireman's carry and airplane spins him around, but X flips behind him with a sunset flip!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. claps his legs together on X's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner grabs Rated X and pulls him back into a surfboard. He braces his knee against X's spine and yanks back on those arms of his.
Mike Peters asks X if he wants to submit, but he shakes his head. Tanner releases it and pulls Rated X to his feet. X is on him with a couple of knuckle shots to Tanner's forehead breaking his head open the hard way]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X bites his forehead opening up the wound even more and follows with more closed fists and sharp elbows opening the wound up more. With a fist full of blood soaked hair X drives him face first into his knee twice, then finishes up with a big punch sending Adrian Tanner through the ropes to the floor!
Rated X irish whips Adrian Tanner facefirst into the corner post! Rated X follows him in with a clothesline but Tanner ducks and dragon suplexes him on the floor]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. is back in the ring. He pulls on the top rope and slingshots over into a pescado on top of Rated X on the floor!
The fans cheer and Adrian Tanner pulls out a new table and sets it up next to the ring. He rolls Rated X onto the apron and climbs up there with him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X is pulled up but he hits Tanner low. He swings around into a hangman's neckbreaker off the apron through the table on the floor!!!
Hardkore Hall rocks with chants of "RA-TED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!!" Both X & Tanner lie in what was a former table]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X is up first and rolls Tanner into the ring. He grabs his chair and gets a running start, smashing it into Tanner's face!! He sets it up in the center of the ring and pulls Tanner's head into his legs. Rated X picks him up into a swinging powerbomb onto that standing chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
The Palm Springs fans chant, "One More Time! One More Time! One More Time! One More Time! One More Time!" Rated X pulls Tanner's head into his legs]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls him up for another powerbomb but Adrian Tanner reverses with a huracanrana with a cradle!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner scoops Rated X up and drops him with a backbreaker. Tanner bounces into the ropes and drops a knee into X's back. A blood drenched Adrian Tanner scoops Rated X up and gives him a second backbreaker, this time holding him across his knee.
Mike Peters asks X if he wants to submit as he's bent over Tanner's knee. Rated X shakes his head, so Tanner pushes his head & legs down even farther. Tanner then punches Rated X in his exposed stomach a couple times]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner drops Rated X and bounces into the ropes, but X rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. He stands up and starts tap dancing on Tanner's head with several stomps and kicks. Rated X gets on top of Tanner and digs his thumbs into the head wound and pulls it open more.
Yolanda Ando: Ewwwwww.
Phil Blauer: (with both fingers up his nose) What? Oh, sorry Your Majesty.
Rated X pops his head wound with a few elbows. He grabs his chair and presses the top of it into Adrian Tanner's throat, choking him with it. Mike Peters tries to pull X off of him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X now sets that chair up in the center of the ring and pulls Adrian Tanner Jr. up into a human torture rack. He flips him over onto the chair facefirst into a Palm Springs Driver!!
Phil Blauer: How fitting!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sits Tanner on the top turnbuckle and drags the beat up chair into the corner. He climbs to the second rope, front facelocks him, but Tanner's bloody head slips out as he pushes Rated X off the turnbuckle to the chair below!! Adrian Tanner flips off the top with The Wake Up Call 450 legdrop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner sets X up in a suplex and cradles his leg, he drops Rated X back in a bridging fisherman's he calls The Sure Shot!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner sets Rated X up in a russian leg sweep and then flips back into a reverse DDT he calls The Snap Shot!!
The crowd cheers and a blood soaked Adrian Tanner climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He backflips into a shooting star frog splash]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Fall from Grace!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner goes for a flatliner, but Rated X reverses it into a uranage! He inverted facelocks Tanner and lifts him up into a Black Out!!
The fans cheer and Rated X points some crossed middle fingers back at the locker room. Then fluffs some imaginary hair]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X double underhooks Tanner's arms and pulls him up over his shoulder, then drills his head into the mat with the RU486!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and the Palm Springs fans leap to their feet. Rated X runs up to the second turnbuckle and celebrates]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 39 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...RATED X!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hardkore World Hall of Famer Rated X wins his first singles match back from retirement!
Kilroy Evans and Robert Hunglestien III come down to the ring to help Adrian Tanner Jr. to his feet. He looks hand dipped in blood. Rated X walks back to the locker room with his battered chair over his head. Hardkore World's I.T. guy being loaded on a stretcher at ringside]
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: uhhhh....
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hey Jerry. Sorry about Rated X DDTing you on Adrian Tanner's face and all.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, but don't you worry. All these computers will be here for you to fix when you get better.
Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: uhhhhh....
The EMTs cart Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry off to the locker room]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hope he feels better. Anyway fans coming up next is sure to be a classic. A best of three falls match between Lonewolf McNeely and James Fierce. Lonewolf McNeely may have gone insane tonight, he tied his ex-wife Rain to a car and drove off with her.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, if your gonna do that it's best to wait until the camera crew goes home for the night. Just a word from the wise.
Guillermo O'Bannon: These two have quite a history together. When James Fierce first joined the KGB in the UWA...
Phil Blauer: Wait, too many letters. (doing his scratch work on a peice of paper) Ok...go ahead.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anyway, Lonewolf McNeely felt he should have been the new member and not Fierce...
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Shades of what's going on today with The Un-Stable.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Right. Anyway, wait...where was I?
Phil Blauer: Russia.
Guillermo O'Bannon: No. Lonewolf kidnapping James Fierce. Anyway, McNeely teamed up with Stan "The Icon" Wilson to take on James Fierce & Adrian Tanner Jr. at UWA Bedlam. McNeely piledrived Fierce off the top rope and gave him a 450 backflip legdrop that took James out of wrestling for four months. After that match, McNeely took a sledgehammer to Stan, turning on him.
Sounds of a crying woman are heard as we then see pyro going off to and the arena lights begin to flicker]
Phil Blauer: Did Yolanda step on a scale again?
Blood lines stream down the video tron]
I'd like to see you
In two pieces
You won't be walking
Barely breathing
I'd like to see you
At my door
We're together
Like before
Images of Rain and Lonewolf are shown, as a scene of a kiss is shown, the video switches to Lonewolf giving a piledriver to Rain on top of the semi outside as he licks the blood running down her forehead]
I could miss you more right now
or I could slit your throat
Sometimes I get so down
You're not around and...
I'd rather see you dead
Lonewolf comes out of the curtains with a bloody noose and "Rain" printed on his face & chest with her blood dressed in black leather shorts. Lonewolf pulls his hair back in a pony tail and holds up a bag of blood, dipping his fingers in it and running it down his face. He points towards the pits of hell and gives a backwards cross sign as he spits the blood in the air, howling at the top of his lungs]
Tonight you're sleeping
By his side
I tried to see you
But you let him decide
I'm a threat now
Are you scared
It's just murder
least you know I care
Lonewolf struts down to the ring and chants obscene words towards the fans while giving the finger and attempting to slap the women n the audience]
I could miss you more right now
or I could slit your throat
Sometimes I get so down
You're not around and...
I'd rather see you dead
Sometimes I get lonely
And all I need is...
Just to see you dead
Lonewolf jumps on the ropes and pulls out a knife from his shorts]
Phil Blauer: He's got a knife!!
Phil hides behind Guillermo. Lonewolf slices the knife across his chest and draws a smile amount of blood as he enters the ring. He yells at Ron Reid and gives two fingers to the fans at ringside spitting more blood on the ground]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wow. This guy's ill. But he's also undefeated against James Fierce so he's got the confidence factor coming in.
Phil Blauer: (straightens his suit) He wrote KGB on Rain's face before dragging her with that car. I'd say he's got his eyes on the prize.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is a Best of Three Falls Match with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...LONEWOLF MCNEELY!!!"
The audience boos. Then "Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against the Machine plays and the Palm Springs crowd cheers. James Fierce slowly creeps from the back. Once he fully emerges he holds both hands out to the side and begins his strutting down the ramp way]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The SWAT Carribean Bermuda Triangle Champion James Fierce asked for this match and looks ready for a long one. He'd love to get back at McNeely for putting him out all those months. The KGB are looking to step in as one of the premiere groups in Hardkore America, whoever wins The Wargames Match tonight will have to look at them as their next challenge.
Yolanda Ando: James Fierce wears a singlet that is red at the top and transitions into black towards the thighs. On the back of the singlet the letters “KGB” are written in black. He also wears a black and red warm up jacket that has "Bandits" written on the left breast and "Fierce" underneath.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Washington, D.C but originally from West by gawd Virginia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 255 pounds; He is The Current SWAT Carribean Bermuda Triangle Champion...'THE FEROCIOUS BANDIT' JAMES FIERCE!!!"
The Palm Springs fans give him a round of applause. While Fierce takes his ring jacket off Lonewolf McNeely pearl harbors him with an elbow strike]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce fires back with a forearm uppercut that backs McNeely up a little. Lonewolf McNeely falls into the ropes, and then flattens Fierce with a roaring elbow!
McNeely irish whips Fierce into the ropes and tags him in the face with a yakuza kick. Fierce stands up and ducks underneath a discus punch]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce drops Lonewolf on his head with a chicken wing crossface suplex!!
The fans cheer. Fierce shoots McNeely into the ropes and turns him head over heels with a lariot]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce pulls McNeely up by the hair, but Lonewolf catches him with an exploder that tosses him across the ring! He pulls Fierce up onto his shoulders with a human torture rack.
Fierce's spine is bent across the shoulders of Lonewolf McNeely as Reid checks in to see if he wants to submit. McNeely drops to his knees to drive his shoulders through James Fierce's back]
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely waistlocks Fierce and tosses him with a release german suplex!
The Palm Springs fans boo and jeer a bloody self-mutilating Lonewolf McNeely. McNeely pulls Fierce up but Fierce pops him in the neck with a karate chop to the carotid artery that stuns him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce reaches under the McNeely's arms and locks his hands on Lonewolf's face in a reverse full nelson. James lifts McNeely up and pushes him backwards and releases reverse full nelson, slamming them back first on the mat!
Phil Blauer: Interesting.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce applies a reverse chinlock. He locks his hands together and pulls up on McNeely's chin, wearing him down. Fierce on a roll, as of late. He successfully defended his SWAT Carribean Championship in the West Indies against Phantom at the Antigua Entertainment Centre.
Lonewolf McNeely gets to his feet and then flips Fierce over his back in a judo toss. James Fierce stands up and catches a flipping dropkick by McNeely]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely irish whips Fierce into the ropes and catches him with a seated chokeslam!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(James Fierce claps his legs together on McNeely's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely applies a dragon sleeper. He links both his hands together and pulls up on Fierce's head & neck. Fierce kicks his legs out to try and escape which is about the only thing he can do.
McNeely gets up into a crouching position and re-applies the dragon sleeper. The audience boos while some fans sing "Looooooooonewolf, Looooooooonewolf, Looooooooonewolf..." Ron Reid asks Fierce if he wants to submit but James refuses. McNeely pulls Fierce up into a standing position in the dragon, then flips forward into a flipping ace crusher]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Sands of Time!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely climbs up to the top turnbuckle, and backflips into a shooting star but there's no water in the pool!! Fierce applies an inverted facelock, and lifts McNeely upside down...driving him headfirst into a reverse brainbuster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applies an armbar. Fierce seems to be singling out McNeely's arm.
Phil Blauer: Smart. With Rain gone, McNeely's gonna need that arm.
Fierce sticks his knee into the back of McNeely's shoulder and pulls back on the arm. Fierce then grabs one of Lonewolf's arms and puts his leg behind McNeely's head so that his neck is behind Fierce's knee. James Fierce steps with his foot over McNeely's body and pulls on him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce with a stranglehold gamma on Lonewolf McNeely! The back of his leg is pushing McNeely's head forward while his arms put pressure on the back of Lonewolf's elbow. Reid asking McNeely if he wants to submit but Lonewolf shakes his head no.
The crowd cheers McNeely's predictament. Fierce kicks his leg out to put some final pressure on Lonewolf's neck, then rolls it into a rings of saturn. McNeely cries out in pain as Fierce rocks back & forth with his arms]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce continuing to work down Lonewolf's arms, this time with the rings of saturn. McNeely hooks his leg around the bottom rope and Ron Reid forces Fierce to break the rings. James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle, but McNeely gets to his feet and shakes the ropes. Fierce is crotched on the top turnbuckle, and McNeely climbs to the second turnbuckle. He gives James Fierce a superbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (James Fierce rolls his shoulder up)
"Rip it Up' by 28 Days plays again The audience roars as "The Master of the Powerslam" Paul E. Soutter, The Shootfighter, Vampira and Judge Death walk down to the ring]
Phil Blauer: What are the KGB doing down here?
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Hardkore West Coast Champion seems like he wants to come out and support his partner, James Fierce.
Lonewolf stops and turns towards Paul looking him dead in the eyes. Lonewolf McNeely tries to keep his eye on both his opponent and the oncoming gang of wrestlers. The Shootfighter threatens Bill Kasal with his stainless steel singapore cane and then grabs the microphone from him and hands it to Soutter. Suit mounts the ring steps heading through the ropes his eyes also on Lonewolf. Lonewolf steps back and just glares at Soutter standing towards the corner while running his hands through his hair and wiping the sweat off of his face. Soutter walks into the ring and moves towards Lonewolf, chesting him]
"The Master of the Powerslam" Paul E. Soutter: Soutter: "Beat it kid. Time for the hottest segment in wrestling today, the Powerslam Challenge."
The Palm Springs crowd erupts. McNeely checks on James Fierce who's still recovering from the powerbomb off the top rope. Lonewolf turns around and grabs Soutters arm looking him dead in the eyes]
Lonewolf McNeely: "Excuse me? Get out of the ring and let me continue on with the match, you and your challenge mean nothing to me, let your boy take his beating before you end up taking it."
Soutter: (using his bulk to back Lonewolf into the turnbuckle.) "Whoaaa. You seem to be under the wrong impression. I am not out here for you. This isn't about you. Its about The Powerslam. So ... (suit motions to the outside) be a good boy, take a breather, have a drink, slice your arms up, whatever it is you do. Then I'll proceed to powerslam some poor sap in the back into oblivion, and you can get right back to getting the shit beat out of you by Fierce."
Lonewolf McNeely: (moves forwards a bit) "Look I don't give a damn about you or your challenge , this can wait until I defeat your boy toy, now get out of my ring and let me win my match. Your time can come later but right now it's about me and not you, I suggest you leave the same way you came in."
Soutter : (poking Lonewolf in the chest) "How dare you come out here and interupt me and the Powerslam Challenge. Its about you? You? When has anything ever been about you? Know your limitations worm, and hit the bricks. Now!"
Lonewolf McNeely: "Excuse me? In case you missed it, the buffet is backstage. This is my match, this makes it about me. Now I suggest you leave this ring and feast on the doritos before you end up making a fatal mistake much like your girlfriend outside the ring."
Soutter (mocking Lonewolf): "'This is my match. This is my match. This is my match.' Give it a rest, for heaven's sake."
Lonewolf McNeely: "Look you and your petty 'woah look at me challenge' can wait, just because nobody gives a damn about you or your title doesn't mean you're going to get famous making a name during my match, another match in which I make the KGB look like my motel cleaning ladies."
The Palm Springs fans boo him. Suit turns his back on Lonewolf towards the entrance way ignoring Lonewolf]
Soutter: "Right! He we go boys! You know the drill. Powerslam Challenge time. It's pretty simple. You come out, I powerslam you to kingdom come! So, who's it going to be?"
Lonewolf walks up from behind]
Lonewolf McNeely: "You want a challenge fine, now step aside and when I'm done with your girlfriend, I'll accept your joke of a challenge."
Soutter : (chuckling) "Are you still here? This is time for the big boys now. You don't accept something like the Powerslam and then put conditions on it. No no no no."
Lonewolf McNeely: "This is my match, my time now you either put up or shut up. If you want to ruin a bad match interupt The Un-Stable, but don't interrupt a match that I'm dominating just because you're scared of that bitch Hunglestien, now again I say PUT UP OR SHUT UP!"
Soutter: "Like he would ever have the balls to accept the Powerslam challenge. Now go on, scoot. This will only take a moment."
Lonewolf walks towards the corner and stops , turning around ]
Lonewolf McNeely: "You know what, I'll accept your pre school challenge, now get out of my ring, I'll deal with Fierce and then you."
Soutter: "You? You want to step up to the plate and be a part of the Powerslam Challenge? Fierce must of hit you harder in the head then I thought, fuzzled that hair brain of yours. But, you want it. You got it."
Soutter shoves Lonewolf, who shoves Soutter right back, Soutter then slaps Lonewolf hard across the face.]
Guillermo O'Bannon: We're in the middle of the match here!
Lonewolf backs up rubbing his face]
Lonewolf McNeely: "Do you really want to do this? FINE!!! Get out of MY RING, and step aside while I dislocate your bitch from your loins and defeat him, then i'll deal with you."
Lonewolf shoves Soutter]
Lonewolf McNeely: "You want some of me now? Wait your turn and you'll get yours!"
Soutter: "The Powerslam waits for no man ... or woman in your case. Put up or shut up!"
Lonewolf McNeely: "You want some of me, fine let's do it this way. Two KGB women at one time works for me, (lonewolf looks at the referee) RING THE BELL!"
Ron Reid almost does it then says "Why?"]
Soutter: "Now your sure you want to do this? The Powerslam knows not whether you have a match to finish or not. Just pure devestation. I mean, I'm more then happy for you to join the long list of those who have fallen before you, but now I feel obliged just to make sure you know exactly what it is you are getting in for, like a disclaimer if you will."
Lonewolf McNeely: "Shut up big man, it took you all your energy to make it to the ring, I'd hate to make you look like a joke as the West Coast champion and beat you quicker then you can eat a ding dong, let's get it on..."
Soutter smiles at Lonewolf then nods his head in a half mocking half pity kind of way. He then starts stretching and carrying on, The Shootfighter and Judge Death massage his shoulders. Judge Death hands Soutter his talcum powder, and the West Coast Champion rubs it on his hands for grip]
Phil Blauer: Tamara Sanchez and Blak Lung have both failed in The Powerslam Challenge, let's see if a Canadian can do any better.
Lonewolf McNeely: "Some time today would be nice, you know, I do have a match to finish."
Soutter: "Certain things cant be rushed. You dont put a time clock on perfection. Now, bend over."
Lonewolf McNeely: "I'm not Hunglestien I don't take it like that, now leave this ring before I retire your punk ass and take your piece of tin foil."
Soutter: "Ha! Enough of this frivolty."
There is some movement on the outside as Fierce begins to move, Lonewolf turns around distracted long enough for Soutter to drill him with a Soutter Spear. Suit then lifts Lonewolf up onto his shoulder and demolishes him with a Powerslam, the ring bouncing.]
Judge Death: "1!"
Judge Death: "2!"
Lonewolf McNeely covers his ribs and tries to make it to his feet]
Judge Death: "3!"
McNeely pulls himself up along the ropes, with his hands still clutching his chest]
Judge Death: "4!"
The Shootfighter swats McNeely in the back of the head with his stainless steel singapore cane!! McNeely crashes facefirst towards the mat]
Guillermo O'Bannon: And Lonewolf McNeely also fails The Powerslam Challenge! James Fierce lifts McNeely up with a hanging suplex, then drops it into a Kryptonite Neckbreaker!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
Phil Blauer: And James Fierce takes the first fall!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Just like that, thanks to the KGB, McNeely has to play catch-up.
Soutter and The Shootfighter slap James Fierce on the back, celebrating]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 8 minutes 6 seconds; 'THE FEROCIOUS BANDIT' JAMES FIERCE HAS WON THE FIRST FALL."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely forgoes the rest period and pearl harbors Fierce with a flying spin kick to the back of the head! McNeely applies an inverted indian deathlock on Fierce.
Lonewolf McNeely rubs the back of his head where The Shootfighter hit him with the steel pole, as he stands with Fierce's leg wrapped around his calf. He soaks in the boos and then drops backwards, wrenching Fierce's legs]
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely back on his feet with that inverted indian deathlock while Ron Reid checks in to see if Fierce wants to tap out. James refuses, crawls over to the ropes and grabs them. Ron Reid forces McNeely to release the indian deathlock, but McNeely pulls Fierce up into a side headlock.
James Fierce grabs McNeely by the leg and lifts him up into a kneebreaker atomic drop. The audience cheers. Fierce attempts to limp away, but Fierce takes him over by the leg, chops it behind the knee, and takes him over onto his back]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce wraps his leg up in a spinning toe hold but before he can go for the figure four, McNeely kicks him off into the turnbuckles. McNeely limps up to his feet and scoops Fierce up into a northern lights bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely gets down to one knee and applies a buffalo sleeper. He pulls Fierce's arm back while it's trapped between McNeely's arms clamping down on his windpipe.
Hardkore Hall boos McNeely, and he pulls back on Fierce's neck. Ron Reid asks Fierce if he wants to tap out but Fierce doesn't answer. McNeely pulls Fierce up to his feet and shoots him into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely drills James Fierce on his head with a emerald frosion!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: While both Fierce and McNeely are on the mat, Fierce takes the advantage to grab a chicken wing on McNeely. Fierce going back to the arm he's been working down for the past 10 minutes.
James Fierce pulls up on McNeely's hammerlocked arm. McNeely yelps out in pain, but refuses to submit to Ron Reid. Fierce pulls Lonewolf's other arm behind him and lift him up in a double flying chicken wing! The crowd roars as McNeely shrieks in agony]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce trying to cash in on the punishment he's been giving both of Lonewolf McNeely's arms with that double flying chicken wing!! Ron Reid looking for the submission from the former husband of Rain, but McNeely shaking his head no!
James Fierce pitches McNeely down facefirst. McNeely sits up and James Fierce comes up from behind and grabs one of his arms and pulls it behind his back in another chicken wing. From there Fierce steps over McNeely's shoulder opposite the one in the armlock so grabs the arm the they are now squatting over with his free arm and wraps his arm around it, pulling up]
Phil Blauer: Fierce continuing to work down both of Lonewolf McNeely's arms in almost Anderson-esque fashion.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce with a hammerlock with a step over armbar. He's squatting over McNeely's shoulder with one of his hands reaching through McNeely's legs holding him in a hammerlock and behind McNeely's near arm, which Fierce has wrapped up with his other arm. Ron Reid asking McNeely if he wants to submit but McNeely seems to be in too much pain to answer.
The crowd chants "KGB!! KGB!! KGB!! KGB!! KGB!!" while Soutter pumps them up on the outside. The Shootfighter pounds on the apron to root on Fierce]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce releases the stepover armbar & hammerlock. He pulls him up into a headlock, but McNeely pushes him off when he tries a bulldog, shooting Fierce into the turnbuckles! Fierce bounces back into a superkick underneath his jaw!
The audience boos and McNeely climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a leg drop across Fierce's face]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely applies a nagata lock II crossface. McNeely rocks back with Fierce's chin, with his arm pinned back behind him.
Phil Blauer: Both men working the arm, and the mat.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely pulls up on Fierce's head, trying to force the tap out. When Fierce refuses, McNeely rolls him onto his shoulders!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely pulls Fierce up into a cradle suplex, then drills his head into the mat with a fisherman's buster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely irish whips Fierce into the ropes and goes for a spinebuster, but Fierce reverses it into a tornado DDT! Fierce lifts McNeely up over his back so that they are back to back, and applies a standing bow & arrow!
The Palm Springs fans cheer as Fierce bends McNeely over his back. McNeely screams in pain while The Ferocious Bandit pulls on his head with one arm and his legs with the other]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce pulls him over onto his feet in an inverted facelock, then spins around with his elbow in an eye of the hurricane!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce grabs McNeely by the arms and straightjacket suplexes him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely gets his arm free)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applies a buffalo sleeper of his own. Giving McNeely a reciept for the one he gave him earlier. Fierce pulls up on the chin of McNeely, while Lonewolf kicks his legs out.
The Shootfighter yells out encouragement while Ron Reid checks to see if it's not a choke. McNeely finds his legs and stands up on his feet. He drops down to his knees and shoots the top of his head into Fierce's teeth]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely presses James Fierce over his head and drops him in his diamond cutter that he calls No Human Contact!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 27 seconds; LONEWOLF MCNEELY WINS THE SECOND FALL!!"
The audience boos and both Lonewolf McNeely and James Fierce try and recover in parallel corners. Soutter, Vampira, Judge Death, and The Shootfighter try and give James Fierce some advice and wind up talking over one another]
Phil Blauer: According to my calculations, (uses his abbacus) their tied at one fall a piece!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely gets to his feet and charges Fierce, but James catches him and drives him into the mat with a spinebuster!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle, but McNeely meets him with a punch to the stomach that staggers Fierce. McNeely gets a running start and catches Fierce by the face with a Scent of Destruction diamond cutter off the top!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Phil Blauer: What a match!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely rolls out to the floor and grabs a steel chair. He climbs back up onto the top turnbuckle and comes down on Fierce's face with an atomic arabian facebuster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely pulls Fierce up by his arm, but James pulls him in by the arm with a shortarm lariot! He drives Lonewolf into the mat with a uranage!
The Palm Springs fans cheer James Fierce as he goes for a russian legsweep but McNeely blocks it. He reverses it into a spinebuster]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely crotch-ties him up by the arm into a pumphandle spinning powerslam!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely pulls Fierce up and hits him in the chest with a heart punch. He irish whips him into the ropes but Fierce ducks underneath a yakuza kick. He turns around with McNeely's leg over his shoulder and flips him over onto his face. He turns it into an ankle lock. He stands over Lonewolf, twisting his foot as hard as he can.
Phil Blauer: He's done with the arm, so he goes to the ankle.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce went after his leg earlier but McNeely kicked out of the figure four attempt. Fierce applies a scissor hold to his thigh and drops down to the mat in that ankle lock.
Lonewolf McNeely shouts out in pain and tries to crawl over to the ropes. Fierce wrenches his foot to the side and Lonewolf's fists ball up. McNeely makes another reach and grabs the ropes. Ron Reid forces James Fierce to break the anklelock]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls him up and irish whips him into the turnbuckles. McNeely runs up the turnbuckles and backflips into a moonsault body press!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely pulls him into the corner and lifts him up on his shoulder. He limps into the center of the ring with a ligerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely steps over Fierce and applies a dragon clutch. He plants his feet and pulls back on Fierce's head & neck. Fierce reaches his arm out towards the ropes but McNeely sits it in even tighter.
Soutter and The Shootfighter urge James Fierce on, while Ron Reid asks him if he wants to submit. McNeely releases the dragon clutch and shoots Fierce into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely nearly takes Fierce's head off with a back roundhouse kick! He limps to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a corkscrew plancha but Fierce moves out of the way!!
Hardkore Hall erupts as McNeely clutches his back. James Fierce lifts McNeely up into a fireman's carry, then runs into the center of the ring with a death valley driver]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce grabs McNeely's aching leg and turns him over into a single leg boston crab. McNeely clutches his thigh trying to keep Fierce from bending it any further but it's not doing much good.
The front row of the Palm Springs Convention Center all begin slapping the railing chanting "TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!!" Ron Reid checks in to see if McNeely wants to do just that]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce lifts McNeely up into another fireman's carry and drops him head first in a DDT!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed; 10 Minutes Remaining."
The audience cheers wildly as James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle. They stomp their feet in anticipation before Fierce comes off with a flying elbow]
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce hits the big elbow!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Lonewolf McNeely puts his foot on the bottom rope)
Phil Blauer: McNeely gets his foot on the rope and saves this match up!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce climbs to the top rope again, but McNeely shakes the ropes and crotches him on the turnbuckle. He climbs to the second rope and pulls Fierce's head into his legs. He jumps off with a Slashing Effect pedigree!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf pulls him up with his arms butterflied. But Fierce blocks it and back body drops him. He front facelocks McNeely and drops forward into a guillotine choke!!
The crowd erupts and the front row goes back to chanting "TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!!" Fierce clamps his hands together and attempts to choke McNeely out. Ron Reid is in excellent position to see the tap out]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce rocking back with those arms clasped, and McNeely rolls him onto his back into a pin!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce releases the guillotine choke)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce gets up to his knees before Lonewolf McNeely tags him with a Flesh Cut shining wizard kick! He pulls Fierce's head into his legs and chicken wings his arm behind him. He lift him up into a Lights Out driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: He lifts Fierce up onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry and walks him over to the corner. He sits Fierce on the top turnbuckle and climbs up to the second rope. McNeely pulls Fierce's head into his legs and tries to deliver his styles clash off the second rope he calls Leader of the Pack, but Fierce reverses it into a huracanrana!! He climbs back up to the top turnbuckle and comes down on McNeely's chest with his flyinh elbow drop!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Around the World" by Red Hot Chili Peppers plays and James Fierce leaps to his feet with his arms up in celebration. The Shootfighter and Soutter celebrate with him]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 22 minutes 4 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'THE FEROCIOUS BANDIT' JAMES FIERCE!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely doesn't remain undefeated against James Fierce, but Fierce did have some help from his KGB brothers.
Phil Blauer: Lonewolf McNeely seems alot quicker without that ex-wife/albatross around his neck.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Definately Kilroy Evans and Andrew Sinclair respectively need to look out for McNeely in the title scene. James Fierce goes on to the West Indies at the Antigua Entertainment Centre where he will participate in a nine man battle royal to decide who will wrestle SWAT Carribean Heavyweight Champion Dave Brickheart for the title.Coming up is the threeway dance between Vampira, Horror Girl, and Makoto Jupiter to see who the new number one contender to Tamara Sanchez's Hardkore World Women's Championship. The winner will take on the winner of The Stretcher Match between Tammy & Brandi later on tonight.
Hardkore Hall grows dark & cold as evil green mist flows followed by chilling cold blooded screams of a woman then chilling female laughter booms all over the arena. Then "Alice In Hell" by Annihilator starts up as Vampira is led to the ring by both Judge Death & Psychotic Goth followed to the ring by an entourage of Goths. She threatens to bite Yolanda Ando as she makes her way to the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira looking for revenge after losing a Hardkore Helloween match to Horror Girl in Cleveland. She'd also like another shot at Tamara Sanchez after beating her to a bloody pulp in Birmingham, England at the NEC Arena.
Phil Blauer: How do I get a job as one of those goths?
Yolanda Ando: Vampira dresses like a Goth wearing tight black leather pants with black leather metal studded belt & tight black t-shirt, black steel toed boots, black leather jacket as well as black metal studded collar around her neck and black metal studded wrist bands. She wears gold pentagram necklaces around her neck and her waist length dark hair flows freely down her back. Vampira has beautiful but pale vampire like looks.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is a Threeway Dance for the Number One Contender to the Hardkore World Women's Championship. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Judge Death and Psychotic Goth; Hailing from somewhere in Carpathia; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 175 pounds...VAMPIRA!!!"
When Vampira enters the ring she slowly removes her jacket. Vampira snarls and glares evilly at the ring entrance as she waits for her opponents. Then "Adrenaline" By Rosetta Stone plays and the Palm Springs fans leap to their feet and cheer. Makoto Jupiter walks out with Eerie Von and Tuxedo Mask. She slaps the hands of the familiar Palm Springs fans]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter loves being back here in Palm Springs. This was the site where she defeated "Sexy" Anjanette Turner with a swan dive moonsault for her first Hardkore World Women's Championship at Palm Springs Punishment. It's also the same building where she won the belt back from Turner.
Phil Blauer: It's also the same building where she informed me after a misunderstanding about her panties not being public property. I was not aware and promptly returned them to her from my person.
Yolanda Ando: Mako-chan wears a white leotard with a short green vinyl skirt, green tie up wrestling shoes with matching knee pads, and long white gloves with green trim. Her brown hair is tied back.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Her opponent is accompanied to the ring by The Cupcake Crew; From Olympia, Washington; Standing 5 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 138 pounds...MAKOTO JUPITER!!!"
The Palm Springs fans cheer and she waves back at them. She shadow boxes at Vampira a little. "Haunted" By Evanescence plays and Death Gojira limps out with Mr. Fame and Horror Girl. Horror Girl pauses, tilting her head towards a nearbye camera. When Horror Girl gets into the ring, she crawls in and goes to the corner where she crouches down and stares at Makoto Jupiter & Vampira]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira taking a liking to Horror Girl and has been hanging out with her while recovering from that torn ACL Stan "The Icon" Wilson gave him in Sacramento. So much so that he's seconding her to the ring instead of Makoto Jupiter.
Phil Blauer: Traitor.
Yolanda Ando: Horror Girl is wearing tightly fitted mummy wrappings around her chest, hips, forearms, hands and legs. Her skin is a pale blue and her hair is tinted a slight grayish purple. Her eyes are a very, very light blue. It's so light it looks whited out.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Her opponent is accompanied to the ring by Mr. Fame, Bernice Biggs, and Death Gojira; from Parts Unknown; Standing 5 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 138 pounds...HORROR GIRL!!!"
Hardkore Hall boos her. Horror Girl shrieks and runs at both Vampira and Makoto Jupiter]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl applies a double mandible claw to both Vampira & Makoto Jupiter! She scoops Jupiter up and slams her hard to the mat.
Vampira makes a run for her but Horror Girl dropkicks her in the stomach. She turns around into Makoto Jupiter who delivers a northern lights suplex]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Vampira rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter tags Horror Girl in the stomach with a hard kick and then DDTs her! She climbs up to the top turnbuckle, but Vampira shakes the ropes and crotches her. Vampira climbs up to the second rope, fireman's carries her onto her shoulders and leaps off with a Carpathian Slam!!
The audience boos. Horror Girl walks into a heart punch from Vampira. Jupiter staggers to her feet and catches a heart punch as well. Vampira scoops her up]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira bodyslams Jupiter but Mako inside cradles her on the way down!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Vampira kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl grabs Vampira by the back of the hair and sets her up in a hangman's neckbreaker. She runs up the turnbuckles into a spinning neckbreaker!
Horror Girl pulls Vampira up by the hair and irish whips her. Vampira reverses the irish whip and shoots her into Makoto Jupiter who cartwheels into a handspring elbow! The fans pop]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter climbs up to the top turnbuckle, but Vampira trips her again. Horror Girl climbs up to the second turnbuckle and monkey flips her across the ring!
Vampira grabs both of Makoto Jupiter & Horror Girl in a double heart claw. She cracks Horror Girl in the face with a kung fu kick]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira irish whips Makoto Jupiter into the ropes and takes her out with a martial arts kick as well. Horror Girl grabs Vampira by the back of the hair and pulls her head back down onto her knee. Horror Girl brings her elbow down on to Vampira's throat.
Horror Girl climbs to the top turnbuckle from inside the ring. But Makoto Jupiter pushes her and crotches her. Mako grabs her by the head and runs out into a rude awakening]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira runs at Makoto Jupiter but Jupiter takes her over the ropes with a belly to belly suplex! Horror Girl comes up from behind Makoto Jupiter and grabs her by the hair. Horror Girl tosses Mako over the ropes to the floor below!
Horror Girl jumps up to the middle of the top rope. She springboard dropkicks both Vampira and Makoto Jupiter into the railing!! The Palm Springs fans cheer]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter gets to her feet and irish whips Vampira, but Vampira reverses it and sends her into Horror Girl who huracanranas her head into the steel steps!!
Hardkore Hall pops at the sound of Makoto Jupiter's head hitting the ringsteps. Vampira climbs onto the the apron, and hops to the middle of the second rope]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira hits both Horror Girl and Makoto Jupiter with a corkscrew asai moonsault!!
The audience cheers. Judge Death sets up a table by the side of the ring while Vampira pulls Horror Girl to the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira monkey flips Horror Girl off the apron through the table at ringside!! Vampira climbs up to the apron again, but Makoto Jupiter meets her there. She grabs her around the neck and drops off the apron with a flatliner!!
The fans are deafening chanting "HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!!" Makoto Jupiter rolls Horror Girl onto the apron]
Phil Blauer: It looks like it's Horror Girl's turn.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter pulls Horror Girl's head into her legs, but Horror Girl blocks it. Horror Girl lays into her with several right hands. Jupiter ducks underneath one of them and back suplexes Horror Girl off the apron to Hardkore Hall floor!!
Makoto Jupiter rolls Horror Girl into the ring and follows in behind her. Vampira comes up from behind Jupiter with her leather studded belt and chokes her with it]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira strangling Jupiter with that belt, and Horror Girl grabs onto Mako's head, digging her nails into Jupiter's scalp. Vampira pulls the belt off and starts whipping Jupiter's back with it!
Vampira hands Horror Girl the belt and she hangs Jupiter with it. Horror Girl lifts her off her feet, hanging her. Gojira looks conflicted]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira rolls Makoto Jupiter into the ring. Horror Girl sits Jupiter on the top turnbuckle. Jupiter pops her in the face with a forearm shot, and then inverted facelocks her. Jupiter jumps off with a reverse tornado DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter kicks Vampira in the stomach and butterflies her arms. She pulls her up over her shoulder and drops her on her face into Jupiter Thunderclap Zap!!
The audience cheers as Vampira bounces off her face. Jupiter climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Horror Girl trips her on the turnbuckle. Horror Girl climbs to the second rope and butterflies her arms]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl double underhook superplexes her!! She pulls Vampira up by the hair and pumphandle shoulderbreakers her.
Horror Girl twists Vampira's arm. Vampira reaches over and rakes Horror Girl's eyes with her sharp nails. She returns the favor and twists Horror Girl's arm]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira gets up on the top turnbuckle with Vampira's twisted arm in her hand. She tightrope walks along the ropes and comes down on the back of Horror Girl's shoulder with a forearm!
The Palm Springs fans boo her. Vampira lifts Horror Girl up in a hanging suplex, then drops her in a jackhammer]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira lands the Vampire Driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter gets behind Vampira and atomic drops her on the top roe! Jupiter climbs up to the top turnbuckle and twists off with a corkscrew rana that sends the perched Vampira to the floor!!
Hardkore Hall erupts! Makoto Jupiter sets up a chair in front of the railing and pulls Vampira up so their both standing on it]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter rock bottoms Vampira off the chair into the front row of the audience!!
The crowd cheers even louder as Vampira lies in a pile of fans in the front row. Jupiter grabs the headset from Guillermo's head]
Makoto Jupiter: Phil, stop looking at my ass.
Phil Blauer: Never!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter walks back into the apron and Horror Girl reaches through the ropes & takes a huge chomp into her shoulder. She drags her back into the ring. She irish whips her into the ropes and spits Jupiter's own blood into her eyes.
Horror Girl climbs to the top turnbuckle but Vampira scurries up the turnbuckles behind her. She stands on the top turnbuckle and powerbombs Horror Girl to the mat below]
Guillermo O'Bannon: V-Bomb!! Vampira cradles her legs!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Horror Girl rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira irish whips Makoto Jupiter into the ropes and catches her on the way back with a black hole slam she calls The Vampira Death Slam!!
Vampira electric chairs Makoto Jupiter up onto her shoulders, but Jupiter twists and rolls it into a sunset flip]
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vampira claps her legs together on Mako's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter irish whips Vampira into the turnbuckles. She sticks her boot underneath Vampira's neck and chokes her with it.
Phil Blauer: She has nicer extension than Beyonce.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid counts to four before Jupiter releases it. Mako sits Vampira up on the top turnbuckle. She climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and cradles her leg. Superfisherwoman buster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vampira kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter stands up and turns around into a short spear into a spinebuster by Horror Girl!!
The crowd boos. Horror Girl lifts Vampira up into a crucifix, she drops her into a reversed flapjack!! The audience boos. Horror Girl climbs up to the second rope with Vampira in a front facelock]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl hops off with a tornado DDT but Vampira reverses it into a spinebuster! Vampira bites Horror Girl until her forehead is a bloody mess.
Makoto Juputer comes up behind Vampira and hits her with a few forearms to the back. Vampira turns around with her fangs open and bites Makoto Jupiter's neck]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira punches Jupiter in the throat. Horror Girl gets up and gets tagged in the chest with a punch from Vampira. Horror Girl responds by biting Vampira on the cheek.
Horror Girl headbutts Vampira in the jaw a few times. She sticks her fingers into Vampira's shoulder with a nerve holds. Vampira goes down to one knee]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl bites down on Vampira's shoulder! Makoto Jupiter comes up behind her and double chicken wings both her arms. She pulls Horror Girl's head into her legs and powerbombs her on both of her hammerlocked arms!!
Horror Girl rolls around clutching both her arms. Makoto Jupiter pumphandles Vampira up on her shoulder and then runs into the center of the ring with a backbreaker]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Direct Approach!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vampira kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vampira ducks underneath a forearm and dragon suplexes Jupiter! She lifts her up into a second one and then a third that she holds for a bridge!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl enters the ring with a chair, but misses Vampira's head. Vampira whacks Horror Girl in the small of her back with a kung fu kick that makes her drop the chair. Vampira positions Horror Girl in front of the cage, but Horror Girl blocks the suplex. She lifts Vampira in a suplex of her own and then drops her on the chair with a rock bottom she calls The Screaming Horror!!
Horror Girl grabs the chair and turns around to face a sneaking Makoto Jupiter. Jupiter "Eeep"s in surprise]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl doesn't do anything and applies a standing figure four with her arms. Horror Girl wraps her legs around Vampira's waist and lays back to roll Horror Girl in the air. Makoto Jupiter climbs up to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a frog splash onto both of them!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wait, what's happened? Who did Jupiter pin?
Ron Reid walks over and whispers into Bill Kasal's ear]
"Wild" Bill Kasal "Ron Reid has informed me that Makoto Jupiter has pinned both women. At 17 minutes 19 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...MAKOTO JUPITER!!!"
Phil Blauer: That was weird.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl...let me see...(watching the replay) it seems she kept her shoulders down on purpose?
Phil Blauer: I don't know, I'm living in the now.
"Adrenaline" by Rosetta Stone plays and Makoto Jupiter raises her arms, although seems a bit confused]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Either way, Makoto Jupiter recieves another shot at Tamara Sanchez or Brandi in Las Vegas, Nevada this time in a marathon match! Coming up is the big Chokeslam Match that has been in the making for years. Since 2002, Eerie Von and Stan Wilson have fired several warning shots but have yet to have a one-on-one match with one another.
"Nightchill" by Samhain plays and the Palm Springs fans all line up along the aisleways. Tuxedo Mask and Makoto Jupiter lead Eerie Von down to the ring. He puts his hand up and the front row hold up "C-H-O-K-E-S-L-A-M" cards]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von making his first return to the ring since 2002 at that year's Hardkore Helloween. And the fans have not forgotten him, especially here in Palm Springs!
Phil Blauer: Eerie Von has chokeslammed all the greats. Especially me.
Yolanda Ando: Eerie Von wearing some black weightlifting pants with a studded leather vest. He has black eye makeup with a devilock haircut. Von wears some black wrestling boots, and black armbands.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is a non-title Chokeslam Match. The first man to perform any type of chokeslam on his opponent is the winner. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Tuxedo Mask and Makoto Jupiter; From Spook City, USA; Standing 6 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 315 pounds...EERIE VON!!!"
Eerie Von puts his arm up and the fans once again put up their "C-H-O-K-E-S-L-A-M" cards. "Go To Sleep" by Eminem, Obie Trice, and DMX plays and the cheers turn to jeers. Stan walks out and jogs lightly in place in order to warm up]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson is the SWAT World Heavyweight Champion and was the man who broke Death Gojira's leg. Eerie Von got to lay his hands on Stan after that match, but now they get to go at one another, no holds barred.
Phil Blauer: Except for the chokeslam. After that it's over. I checked.
Yolanda Ando: Stan Wilson wears black leather trunks with the words "Big Tank" embroided on the back, and an image of a small tank on the front. The SWAT World Championship is slung over his shoulder, with a black elbow pad, as well as black wrist tape on the left arm. Black hand and wrist tape on The Chokeslam Hand. He wears black kneepads, with ankle length black leather boots to complete the outfit.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Birmingham, Alabama; Standing 6 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 325 pounds; He is The Current SWAT World Heavyweight Champion...STAN 'THE TANK' WILSON!!!"
As he steps over the top rope, he raises his fist in the air as a sign of respect. He gets a running start and nearly takes Eerie Von's head off with a big boot, that sends him over the ropes to the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan mocks Eerie Von's hand signal and gets the crowd a'booin. Eerie Von hops up onto the middle of the top rope and quickly leaps off with a missle dropkick he calls the Vondaminator!!
Phil Blauer: How a seven foot man can walk the ropes is anybody's guess. Mine was that he has helium for blood and his farts make your voice sound funny. But earlier I found out how very, very wrong I was.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von irish whips Stan Wilson into the turnbuckles. Eerie Von rushes in and Wilson meets him with his boot! Stan Wilson grabs him with a bearhug.
The audience boos while Stan Wilson tightens up his vicelike grip around Eerie Von's back. Wilson pulls Eerie Von up higher and reapplies the bearhug]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von punches his way out of the bearhug. He applies a cobra clutch. Stan Wilson struggles to escape but Eerie Von then drops him in a cobra clutch suplex.
Phil Blauer: No normal man can do that to Stan Wilson. Only Eerie Von.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von applies an elevated texas cloverleaf on Stan Wilson. He sticks his knee onto the back of Stan Wilson's knee. Eerie Von isn't only just a good bodyguard and a master of the chokeslam. He's also the Shootfighting Champion of Spook City.
Phil Blauer: I keep missing that tournament.
Ron Reid looks on powerlessly as Eerie Von yanks back on Stan Wilson's legs. Von grinds his knee into the back of Stan's head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von pulls him up and irish whips him but Wilson reverses it, and shoots him into the ropes. Stan flapjacks Eerie Von, bouncing his face off the mat!
Stan Wilson irish whips Eerie Von into the ropes, and catches him on the way back with a black hole slam!! He bounces into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson drops a big leg across Eerie Von's face. He pulls Eerie Von up by the hair and runs into the ropes. Von ducks under a lariot, and lifts Stan up in a flapjack before dropping him with a diamond cutter!
Eerie Von applies an on-the-mat cobra clutch with a body scissors. He gives Stan's torso a long squeeze with those trunk like legs, while pushing down on the back of his neck with the cobra clutch]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von applies The Devil Lock II! He rocks back with Stan's arm in the cobra clutch while squeezing out all his spare air with that leg scissors. Eerie Von gets onto his knees and applies a stretch plum.
Eerie Von pulls back on Wilson's head. Wilson tries to reach his long arm out to the ropes but is stopped just short by the powerful albiet tongueless giant]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan gets to one knee and hiptosses Eerie Von out of the stretch plum. He irish whips Eerie Von into the ropes and hits a spinebuster!
Wilson irish whips Eerie Von into the turnbuckles. Eerie Von bounces out just in time to catch a clothesline from hell by Stan Wilson]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Tank Line!! Stan Wilson bounces into the ropes and drops an elbow on Eerie Von's chest. He picks Eerie Von up again and back suplexes him!
Stan Wilson pulls Eerie Von up and grabs him by the throat. The Palm Springs fans leap to their feet and boo]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson going for the chokeslam, but Eerie Von slaps his hand away. Eerie Von ducks under a right hand and atomic drops Stan on the top rope!
The fans cheer as Stan clutches his balls. Eerie Von steps through the ropes out onto the apron. He spinebusters Stan Wilson off the rope to the concrete floor below!! Hardkore Hall rocks with chants of "EE-RIE VON!! EE-RIE VON!! EE-RIE VON!! EE-RIE VON!! EE-RIE VON!!"]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von grabbing some of our cables here and wrapping them around Stan's arms!
Phil Blauer: Hey! That's mine! Great, now I gotta watch the ring.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von grabs Phil's monitor and tosses it on the ground. Eerie Von grabs a bound Stan Wilson and drives his unprotected head into the TV monitor!!
The crowd erupts. Stan rolls over with a gash over his eye. Eerie Von rolls him into the ring. He steps over the top and ties up Wilson's legs with his ankle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von bridges backwards into an oriental crossbow. He rocks backwards with Stan's bloody head in his hands. Stan shrieking in pain.
Stan Wilson grabs the ropes and Ron Reid forces a break. Stan staggers to his feet, and Eerie Von grabs him by his throat. The fans put up their "C-H-O-K-E-S-L-A-M" cards]
Eerie Von: CHOKESLAM!!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von lifts Stan up high and chokeslams him into the mat! He is The Master of the Chokeslam!!
Ron Reid signals for the bell and "Nightchill" by Samhain plays]
Phil Blauer: Stan has to be happy this wasn't for his SWAT World Heavyweight Championship.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 7 minutes 44 seconds; THE MASTER OF THE CHOKESLAM...EERIE VON!!!"
Tuxedo Mask and Makoto Jupiter jumps into the ring and celebrates with Eerie Von]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Eerie Von becomes The Master of the Chokeslam, and Makoto Jupiter wins a title shot at Tamara Sanchez in Las vegas. It's a red letter day for The Cupcake Crew! Coming up is the West Coast title match. Soutter upset Syberus in an impromptu title match at the now defunct Hardkore Rocky Mountains final house show. Tonight is his first title defense against the veteran The Microshocker. While The Shock's win-loss record hasn't been stellar, he's always making an impact on any show he's on.
The Linux start up theme plays over and over again in an annoying loop which forces the Palm Springs crowd to cover their ears with their hands. Bad Boy King Kong walks out with The Microshocker on his shoulders. The Microshocker holds his laptop computer over his head called Mr.Computer]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Here comes the former Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team Champion and Hardkore Latin America Women's Champion. The Microshocker looks more focused on this match than I've seen him since his feud with The Shootfighter. He recently defeated Lee Williams in the West Indies at a SWAT Carribean show at the Antigua Entertainment Centre.
Phil Blauer: The Shock being focused on anything is kinda scary. Not Meg Ryan scary, but scary.
Yolanda Ando: The Microshocker is wearing a snug body suit with the ass cut out.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by his bodyguard, Bad Boy King Kong; Hailing from Seattle, Washington; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 200 pounds...THE MICROSHOCKER!!!"
The Palm Springs fans boo. "Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against the Machine plays and they roar. Soutter walks out with The Shootfighter. He has the Hardkore West Coast title slung over his shoulder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter is also a huge veteran in every sense of the word. He's a former UCW World Tag Team Champion. But tonight he defends his first title with nearly 15 years worth of lineage. Greats like "Knife Edge" Takeda Yokosuda, "Deathstryke" Cyan Komar, Tarrasque, Big Brute ACE, Adrian Faust, Stan "Mr. Space Mountain" Nickelson, Cobryn, and Big Bad Bill have all been champions. It's always been the worker title, with most matches nearly stealing the show.
Phil Blauer: I miss Mr. Space Mountain. He was the King of the Ric Flair impersonators. I'm gonna see him next month at that convention they have at Vegas every year. He walks two steps and falls on his face like nobodies business. Woooo!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter made an unannounced Powerslam Challenge in Lonewolf McNeely & James Fierce's 2/3 Falls Match earlier tonight. The failure cost McNeely one of the falls.
Yolanda Ando: Soutter wears black trunks with the straps coming up over each shoulder and he has red boots. He also wears a black leather vest to the ring.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent is accompanied to the ring by The Shootfighter; From Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 428 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL E. SOUTTER!!!"
Soutter and The Microshocker lock up as Mike Peters signals for the bell. Soutter irish whips him into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter clotheslines The Microshocker. He pulls him up into a Soutterbomb, but The Microshocker reverses it into a huracanrana!
The Palm Springs fans boo. The Microshocker tries to scoop Soutter up but the 428 pounder is too heavy]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter batters The Microshocker's back with several forearms. He gut wrench suplexes The Microshocker across the ring.
The audience cheers and Soutter front facelocks him but before he can DDT him, The Shock drops down to one knee and hits Soutter low]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker drives Soutter's face into the mat with the Escape facebuster! He hops on the big man's back and applies an STF. The Shock pulls up on the champ's face.
Bad Boy King Kong pounds on the apron to root on The Microshocker. Mike Peters checks in to see if Soutter wants to tap but he refuses. Soutter grabs the bottom rope and Peters forces a break]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker applies a headlock, but Soutter pushes him off into the ropes. Shock comes back and Soutter floors him with a shoulderblock. He lifts The Microshocker up into a vertical suplex.
Soutter lifts The Microshocker up into a fireman's carry. He walks The Shock into the center of the ring and drops him into a 428 pound samoan drop! The audience cheers as Soutter hooks his legs]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Hardkore West Coast Champion stands up and doesn't see Bad Boy King Kong sneaking into the ring...with a live rat??
Bad Boy King Kong puts the live rat down Soutter's trunks! The Microshocker yells "You Got Mail!!" and laughs hysterically. Soutter feverishly tries to get the biting rodent out]
Phil Blauer: Wow, usually they use a hamster for that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter finally gets that rat out of his trunks and The Microshocker comes off the top with an eye poke.
Phil Blauer: That has to help the delivery. Another veteran move.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker pulls Soutter up into a piledriver!! He makes the cover.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker climbs to the top turnbuckle. Soutter shakes the ropes and crotches him. Soutter climbs to the second rope and gives him a Soutterplex!! He rolls on top of him for the pin.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter pulls him up and bashes him in the face with a headbutt. He scoops The Microshocker up and runs into the center of the ring with a powerslam!
Phil Blauer: The Master has spoken!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter flips him over into a northern lights suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong slides Mr. Computer into the ring to The Microshocker. The Shock smashes Soutter in the face with it!! The Shock climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a flying elbow!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock positions Soutter over the laptop computer and double underhooks his arms. The Microshocker drives Soutter's face into Mr. Computer!!
The audience boos while The Microshocker blows kisses at them. He comes off with a frog splash!! He hooks Soutter's leg]
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker irish whips Soutter into the ropes, but Soutter comes back with a running double ax handle. Soutter waistlocks The Shock and german suplexes him, but The Microshocker lands on his feet behind him!
The crowd boos and The Shock tells them to be quiet. Soutter turns around into a uranage by The Shock]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shockbottom!! Shockbottom!! Shockbottom!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock tries to pull him up in a piledriver again but he's too heavy. Soutter backdrops him! He irish whips The Microshocker into the ropes and drives him into the mat with Soutter spinebuster!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Master of the Powerslam lifts The Microshocker up on his shoulder and spins him around into an F5 he calls The Down Under Drop!!
Soutter pulls him up and irish whips him into the ropes. He dips down for a backdrop but The Microshocker catches him with a corkscrew neckbreaker! Hardkore Hall boos while The Shock climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker comes off the top with a butt bomb to Soutter's chest!!
Refereee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock runs into the ropes but Soutter catches him with a belly to belly suplex that sends him over the top!
The crowd roars as The Microshocker falls awkwardly to the floor. Soutter rolls out there and leans him against the railing. He then climbs up to the apron]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter leaps off the apron with a Soutterlanche against the guardrail!! The Shootfighter hands Soutter his stainless steel singapore cane and he smashes The Shock in the head with it!!
Soutter rolls a bloody Microshocker into the ring. Soutter climbs to the second turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter comes off with a bonzai drop but The Shock puts his boot up in his groin! He begins licking Soutter all over? I think this is The Microshock Version 1.0?!?
Phil Blauer: Gay fat lovin, ain't nothing wrong with that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Now he begins tickling the Hardkore West Coast Champion.
Phil Blauer: Gay fat tickling, ain't nothing wrong with that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The bleeding Microshocker now bites Soutter's groin! This is his finisher, The Microshock Longhorn!!
Phil Blauer: Now something is wrong with that.
Soutter howls in pain while The Microshocker gnashes his teeth on his testicals. Mike Peters tries to pull him off of Soutter but nothing doing]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong runs into the ropes and crushes Soutter with a huge 451 pound splash!!
Phil Blauer: It looks like The Shootfighter has had enough and is whacking everyone that isn't Soutter with that steel pole!
The Palm Springs Convention Center erupts as Bad Boy King Kong rolls out of the ring. Mike Peters forces The Shootfighter out of the ring. Soutter staggers to his feet, clutching his ribs]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter flattens The Microshocker with The Soutter Spear!!
Soutter pulls Microshocker up by his blood soaked hair. He tosses him across the ring with an exploder '98!! He pulls The Shock's head into his legs and then flips him up onto his shoulder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter smashes The Shock face first with a Soutter Splat dominator!! He pumphandles The Microshocker up onto his shoulder and then drives him headfirst with a Soutter Special!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Rip It Up" by 28 Days plays and the audience leaps to their feet to celebrate. The Shootfighter picks up the Hardkore West Coast title and hands it to Soutter. He climbs up onto the second rope, holding the belt over his head]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 11 minutes 15 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL E. SOUTTER!!!"
Phil Blauer: Well, he won The Powerslam Challenge AND his Title Defense. I think someone's celebrating with a double bacon cheeseburger on Krispy Kreme donut bun.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Also known as the Luther Vandross burger. The Microshocker looked better than I've seen in his career. I think this is a sleeper who's about to awake. Next he travels back to the West Indies in the Antigua Entertainment Centre to wrestle "The Saviour of Professional Wrestling" David Sadler, Ignacious Conner, and Syberus in a Fatal Fourway for a chance to represent SWAT Carribean in a match for the SWAT World Heavyweight Championship. Then it's over to San Juan, Puerto Rico where he's to wrestle "Giant" Baba O'Reilly at the Coliseo De Puerto Rico.
Horror Girl is walking down the hallway backstage when a yell is heard and then a chair enters the camera shot and caves Horror Girl's head in!! The camera widens out and it's "Sexy" Anjanette Turner]
"Sexy" Anjanette Turner: "I'm back! Don't think I forgot about you!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner is back in Hardkore World! We haven't seen her since September when she lost her Hardkore World Women's Championship to Ashley in that leather strap match in LA! Her battles with Horror Girl have been well documented. They tore it up in this very building at Palm Springs Punishment in March in that Steel Cage Cat Collar Match.
Anjanette whales back and crashes the chair across Horror Girl's back. Sexy Anj walks out of the camera shot]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette making it known that it's her against Horror Girl at our next show in Las Vegas!
Horror Girl gets to her feet, rubbing her back and snarling]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the grudge match we've been waiting for. Brandi takes on Tamara Sanchez in a match where the only way you can win is to put your opponent on a stretcher.
"Strutter" by KISS hits as a lone spotlight follows Brandi as she steps through the entrance and looks at the crowd, mainly the men, who show their appreciation with whistles. She slowly walks down to the ring and enters the ring. Brandi stands in the middle with the same spotlight on her as she hangs her head back and basks in the spotlight on her]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi defeated Rain & Domino in a threeway dance in Sacramento to get this shot. She's been waiting for something like this since she last tangled with Tammy in UCW. They've had run-ins in CWF Germany and Hardkore America before but this is her first one on one match with Tammy in years.
Phil Blauer: I haven't heard much from Brandi recently. It was Hardkore South all over again. I was guessing jail.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I had "dead in married man's closet".
Yolanda Ando: I thought I had it made with "O.D.'d". Brandi has shoulder length brown hair in a ponytail. She wears black spandex tights with "Brandi" across the rear and a white sport bra.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Stretcher Match is for the HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Sontag, Virginia; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing None of your damn concern...BRANDI!!!"
The crowd cheers her. The lights in Hardkore Hall start to flicker, red and blue pyro explodes and "Always" by Saliva hits and a spotlight points on Tamara Sanchez standing in the entrance. The spotlight drives up her body, past her Hardkore World Women's Championship while she performs the Clique sign. She runs down the ramp, sliding into the ring where she jumps up the top turnbuckle showing her championship to the crowd]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez has a pretty good record here in Hardkore Hall. She defeated Vagabond this summer and The Microshocker back in October of 2004. But this is home to one of her biggest losses when she lost her championship to Xyrynth here at Palm Springs Punishment on PPV.
Phil Blauer: The fans are still waiting for Sanchez/Microshocker II. At least I am.
Yolanda Ando: Sanchez is wearing black hot pants and a red top with spaghetti sleeves, appropriately saying "BITCH" on the front in black letters & red boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent is from New York City; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds; She is The Current HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
The Palm Springs fans boo her. Brandi runs into Tamara Sanchez but she flips her over her head with a belly to belly suplex]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi whacks Tammy in the throat with a knife edge. Sanchez ducks under a second one and atomic drops her into the ropes. Brandi bounces back and Tammy flips her over with a flying head scissors.
Sanchez irish whips her into the ropes and dips down for the backdrop. Brandi stops short and butterflies her arms]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi flips her across the ring with a double underhook suplex. She scoops Sanchez up and bodyslams her in the corner.
Brandi waistlocks Sanchez but Tammy stops the german suplex with a back elbow. She gut wrenches Brandi up into a tigerbomb]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez front facelocks her and then cradle DDTs her! She climbs up to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a huracanrana!! Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle but Brandi shakes the ropes, crotching her on the top turnbuckle. Brandi superplexes her! Brandi backs her into the corner and drives her knee into Tammy's stomach a few times. She headlocks her and then runs into the center of the ring with a bulldog!
Brandi scoops Sanchez up and drops her on her knee with a backbreaker. She climbs to the top turnbuckle from inside the ring. Tammy climbs to the second rope behind her and suckers her with an enzuigiri kick that knockers her over the ropes to the floor below! The audience boos, and Tamara climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez leaps off and catches Brandi with a flying head scissors on the floor!! She sets up a table and rolls Brandi on top of it. Tammy stands up on the table and pulls Brandi up into a front facelock. Tammy DDTs Brandi through the table!!
The fans boo even louder. Tamara Sanchez grabs the gurney stretcher and rolls Brandi on top of it. She straps Brandi's feet down]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi begins punching her way out of the gurney, and unstraps her feet. She gets off the stretcher but Tammy catches her in a front facelock. She spins into a twist of fate on the floor!!
Tamara Sanchez climbs up to the top turnbuckle and waits for Brandi to get to her feet. When she does she twists off into a corkscrew plancha that sends Brandi into the guardrail]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez rolls Brandi back into the ring. She climbs to the top turnbuckle and does an Eddie Guerrero shoulder shimmy. She comes off with a frog splash but Brandi puts her knees up into her stomach!! Brandi side suplexes her then turns her over into a single leg boston crab. She rocks back with Tammy's leg and Sanchez shrieks in pain. However, Ron Reid cannot accept her submission. This match is only ending when one of these ladies goes to the hospital.
Phil Blauer: Like a night at Bobby Brown's.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi gets low, bending his leg back as far as possible. He pulls Tammy up and cradle suplexes her! Brandi crouches over Tammy and batters her with several forearms. She irish whips Sanchez into the ropes and comes at her with a flying body press, but Tamara catches her. She tosses her across the ring with a fallaway slam!
Sanchez scoops her up but Brandi falls behind her and hits her upside the head with a savatte kick! She goes for a belly to back suplex but Sanchez takes her over into a headlock takedown]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez irish whips Brandi into the ropes and whacks her with a superkick! She puts her leg against the back of Brandi's head, driving her face into the mat with a rocker dropper!
The fans chant "Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" Sanchez irish whips Brandi into the ropes and dips her head for a backdrop and Brandi twist her with a neckbreaker]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi waistlocks her and drops her on her head with a german suplex with no bridge!
Brandi goes for a DDT but Tammy reverses with a backdrop. Sanchez gets a running start and catches Brandi with a standing tornado DDT]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off with a swandive headbutt!!
Hardkore Hall continues to chant "Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" Tammy rolls out of the ring and pulls another table into the ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez sets that table up in the center of the ring and irish whips her into the ropes. Tamara catches her with a tiltawhirl powerslam through the table!!
The fans boo and Tamara Sanchez quickly rolls Brandi under the ropes onto the stretcher. She straps Brandi down and begins walking her up the rampway]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi gets an arm fee and begins punching Tamara Sanchez. She frees herself from the stretcher and gets up. She batters Sanchez with a few right hands. She suplexes Tammy on the concrete!!
Brandi grabs Tammy by the head and DDTs her into the Palm Springs Convention Center floor!! She rolls Tammy on the stretcher]
Phil Blauer: Now it's time for Tammy to take the ride on the stretcher.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy to groggy to fight back but Brandi now turning her attention to the turnbuckles. She climbs to the top rope and moonsaults Tamara Sanchez through the stretcher!!
The Palm Springs crowd roars. Mike Peters runs down to the ring with a replacement stretcher]
Phil Blauer: It's a good thing we have so many of those things around.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi rolls Tamara Sanchez into the ring. She pulls her head into her legs and goes for her Date {No Means No} piledriver. But Tamara Sanchez backdrops out of it! Tamara Sanchez hops onto the middle of the second rope and backflips into a split legged moonsault!!
The audience jeers. Tamara Sanchez lifts Brandi up on her shoulders in a fireman's carry. She drops Brandi on her head with a death valley driver!! The crowd chants "Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez front flips into a 450 splash!! She rolls out of the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer!
Phil Blauer: Uh oh...
The crowd boos and some front row fans beg Tammy not to use that on Brandi]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez takes that sledgehammer and cracks Brandi in the knee!! She reaches up and smashes her a second time in the leg with it!
Brandi screams in agony. Tamara Sanchez rolls her onto the new stretcher and begins walking the gurney]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi pulls a hypodermic needle out of her tights!
Phil Blauer: Ew, I'm glad I didn't do what I wanted to do under those tights.
Guillermo O'Bannon: She tries to stab Tammy with that needle, but Tammy grabs it out of her hand. She pushes it into Brandi's leg and pushes the plunger.
Brandi's arms fall limply to her side. Tamara Sanchez pushes the stretcher up the aisleway and Ron Reid signals for the bell. "Alive" by Saliva plays on the PA system]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandi had a last ditch attempt at winning this, but Tammy foiled it and retains her Hardkore World Women's Championship.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 12 minutes 28 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez defeats Brandi and now goes on to Las Vegas where she'll take on Makoto Jupiter in a rematch from Sacramento where she went to a half hour time limit draw.
The lights dim as the double steel cage is lowered. The fans cheer]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is our big main event, The Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team Champions The Society of the New Breed puts their belts on the line against the former champions, The Un-Stable.
Phil Blauer: This match is percieved as a classic, but there could be a wrinkle in that no one has seen Cobryn since he lost his Hardkore World Heabyweight Championship to Andrew Sinclair in Sacramento. He is reportedly clinically depressed. I've been there. Shoot, we all have. Sitting there, curled up in a ball in a corner of the shower. Weeping until you feel sick to your stomach. Punching mirrors in whiskey induced rages. Wondering "why?". "Why am I stuck next to some smart ass with a cheap suit and a drinking problem when I should be a network anchor by now?"
Guillermo O'Bannon: You tell Mr. J.C. Penny this is cheap. (straightens his jacket) At any rate, Johnny Lee Harley has also been AWOL, reportedly in snubbing this match to train for his Hardkore Nippon Grand Championship defense against Akira Kyoto in Puerto Rico this month. So no one is quite sure how this match is gonna go. The rules of a Wargames Match go like this, two men start out in the double cage for 5 minutes. Then a coin toss decides which team gets the 2 on 1 advantage. Whoever wins get a new teammate in the cage for 5 minutes until the second team evens the odds. No matter what, the match cannot end until all 8, or possibly in this match, 6 men are in the ring and someone submits.
"Monkey Man" by The Rolling Stones plays and the Palm Springs fans cheer. Andrew Sinclair walks through the curtain with his Hardkore World Championship strapped around his waist. Kilroy Evans walks through next waving to the fans. The Hardkore America title is strapped around his waist. Andrew Karnage & Robert Hunglestien III come down to the ring with the Hardkore World Tag Team titles around their waist]
Guillermo O'Bannon: You can't get more confident than these four. They walk towards a double cage to fight two men to regain one of the only titles they don't own.
Phil Blauer: They don't own all of them.
Phil strokes his Blauer World Championship belt]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable first won the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles when they defeated Jean-Paul Jaubergy, "The Golden Child" Justin Sayne, & "God's Gift" Jeremiah Vastrix in September 2004 in Oakland, when Kilroy Evans made Justin Sayne tap to the Firewater Burn. They lost them in January 2005 to The Tengu Clan at The Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas, Nevada when Cobryn swerved them.
Yolanda Ando: Kilroy Evans wears a black "The Tick" t-shirt, blue jeans, brown belt, and red, white & blue wristbands with gray and navy blue sneakers. Andrew Karnage wears black knee length basketball shorts with "AK-47" down the outsides of each leg in dark red. Dark red kneepads, and black calf high boots with red laces, and has a black elbow supporter on his right elbow. Robert Hunglestien wears a black wrestling singlet that has "Hunglestein" wrapping across the front diagonally from top to bottom in dark purple with gold outline. On the back of the singlet there’s three slashes in gold which obviously symbolize the III from the end of his name. Black elbow pads, and has his wrist taped with black tape. He also wears black boots with and black kneepads. Andrew Sinclair wears black bicycle-short-style wrestling trunks that have a stylized white revolver emblazoned across the ass.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following War Games match is The Main Event of the evening and it is for the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Featuring first, from Beverly Hills, California by way of Cleveland, Ohio; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 265 pounds; He is One Half of the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!! From Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 257 pounds; He is One Half of the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...ANDREW KARNAGE!! From Attbury, South Carolina; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 252 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...KILROY EVANS!! And from Sacramento, California; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...'THE STRAIGHTSHOOTER' ANDREW SINCLAIR!! They are THE UN-STABLE!!"
The Palm Springs fans cheer as The Un-Stable takes their place in front of the door of the first cage. "I'm Your Boogieman" by White Zombie plays and Domino, "Sexy" Anjanette Turner, "The Punisher" Dan Stein, and Lucifer Jones walk out and are knocked back by the boos]
Phil Blauer: How brave, how gallant! Domino and "Sexy" Anj plan on taking Cobryn and Johnny Lee Harley's spot in the Wargames Match! Why can't I get a girlfriend who'll fight my battles for me. Yolanda wouldn't even hit that guy that was talking too loud in the movie.
Yolanda Ando: He was 6'5!
Phil Blauer: Ya gotta stick and move!
Guillermo O'Bannon: It looks as though Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein are planning to go it alone here. The fans seem all too eager to let them.
Yolanda Ando: Lucifer Jones is wearing snake skin leather pants tucked into a pair of well worn combat boots. He's shirtless and his ripped frame is covered in various tattoos, most notably "Pro-Pain" tattooed across his stomach and "HARD KORE" on his knuckles. His hair is buzzed tight to his skull and most of his teeth are capped with gold. A long nasty scar wraps around his throat. Dan Stein wears a simple tight black t-shirt, and plain black shorts, with black leather wrestling boots. Stein also wears black leather gloves with the fingers ripped out.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents are accompanied to the ring by 'Sexy' Anjanette Turner and Domino; From Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 285 pounds...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!! His partner is from White Chapel, England; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 237 pounds...LUCIFER JONES!! They are Two Thirds of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE SOCIETY OF THE NEW BREED!!!"
The Palm Springs fans boo. Andrew Karnage and Dan Stein nod at one another from across the double ring and decide to start off for both their teams]
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Punisher" Dan Stein pounds Andrew Karnage in the chest with a hard right. He goes for a second one but Karnage ducks underneath it, and backdrop drivers him onto his head!!
Hardkore Hall roars. Andrew Karnage bounces into the ropes but Stein catches him with a powerslam. The cheers turn to boos and Stein flexes his muscles at them]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein tosses Karnage across the ring with a gut wrench suplex. He pulls Karnage up by the hair and irish whips him into the ropes, he dips down for a backdrop but AK-47 double underhooks his arms. He Tiger Busters Stein on his head!!
The Palm Springs Convention Center erupts. Andrew Karnage grabs Stein by the throat and lifts him up into a chokeslam, but drops him across his knee]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Choke-Breaker!! Karnage goes for a back suplex, but Stein reverses it with a bulldog! Dan Stein scoops Karnage up and fallaway slams him into the steel cage!!
Karnage's face hits the chain mesh and drags all the way down. The fans boo The Punisher. Stein pulls him through the ropes and pulls his head into his legs]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein pulls Karnage up on his shoulders and hits Karnage's head into the caged roof, then running powerbombs him into the steel cage!!
Karnage sports a large gash over his eye. Stein pulls him up by the hair, but Karnage tosses him over his head with an exploder! Andrew Karnage grabs him by the hair and tosses Stein facefirst into the cage]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein turns around with a cut to match Karnage's. He's trapped between the ropes and the cage and Karnage hammers Stein's cut with forearm smashes until he drops to his butt.
Andrew Karnage then bootscrapes Dan Stein a few times and finishes him off with a facewash bootscrape. Stein tries to get to his feet, but Karnage runs into the ropes and whacks a trapped Punisher with a yakuza kick]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage pulls him through the ropes and scoops Stein up. He swings him around into a catatonic backbreaker!
The fans cheer. Andrew Karnage goes for a suplex but Stein blocks it. He lifts Karnage up and vertical suplexes him. The Palm Springs fans boo him]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "10 seconds!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Punisher" Dan Stein cranks Andrew Karnage's head to the side in a head vice.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "9!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "8!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "7!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "6!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage's blood runs down his front as Stein cranes his head to the side.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "5!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "4!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "3!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage kicking his feet out as Stein bites on Karnage's cut.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "2!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "1!"
Referee Ron Reid flips a coin and Lucifer Jones calls out "Heads!"]
Referee Ron Reid: It's heads!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Society of the New Breed, or what's left of it get's the two on one advantage!
Phil Blauer: That'll help them for now, but with only two members I don't think The Un-Stable are sweatin it.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones enters the cage and smashes Andrew Karnage in the face with a soccer kick!
The Palm Springs fans boo and Ron Reid locks the cage door. Dan Stein and Lucifer Jones lift Andrew Karnage up into a double powerbomb]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein & Jones double powerbomb Karnage's head into the steel cage!! Stein pulls a bloody Karnage up but AK-47 comes up swinging with an uppercut. Karnage drops Stein on his head with a t-bone suplex!
The Palm Springs crowd comes alive. Lucifer Jones rushes him but gets caught in a head & arm suplex by Andrew Karnage]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage lifts Jones up on his shoulders in a fireman's carry and runs into the center of the ring with a death valley driver!!
Audience chants "KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!!" Andrew Karnage turns his attention to Dan Stein and scoops him up]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage running powerslams Dan Stein headfirst into the cage wall!! But Lucifer Jones sneaks up behind him and grabs him by the legs. He drops Karnage on the back of his head with a wheelbarrow german suplex!
A bloody Karnage ducks under a punch by Jones and counters with a sambo suplex. Karnage gets up and gets kicked in the stomach by Dan Stein]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein hits Andrew Karnage with a stunner! Stein pulls him up but Karnage comes up with a half nelson wrist clutch. He drops him on his head with an Arsenal Buster!!
Lucifer Jones runs at him but Andrew Karnage catches him with a overhead belly to belly suplex headfirst into the cage!! The crowd roars and Jones rolls over with a cut over his eye]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein comes up behind Andrew Karnage with a hammerlock and suplexes him on his chicken winged arm! He hammerlocks both of his arms and lifts him up in a double flying chicken wing.
Stein shows his impressive power by bashing the top of Karnage's bloody head into the cage's roof while holding him up by both of his bent arms. Karnage cries out in pain, and Lucifer Jones makes it to his feet. He begins laying into Karnage's exposed stomach while Stein bounces him on his bent elbows]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein pitches Karnage over the ropes onto his face in the second ring. Lucifer Jones hops onto the ropes between the two rings and hops off, catching Andrew Karnage with a tornado DDT!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "10 seconds!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "9!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "8!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "7!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "6!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "5!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "4!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "3!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "2!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "1!"
Mike Peters opens the cage door and Kilroy Evans steps through on fire]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans spears Lucifer Jones in the guts! Dan Stein walks into a kick to the stomach, and Kilroy Evans drops down into a jawbreaker!
The crowd is eating it up, chanting "KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!!" Kilroy Evans irish whips Lucifer Jones into the ropes]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Miracle Violence Combination II whack Jones with a double superkick! Karnage turns around into Dan Stein who scoops him up into a michinoku driver II!!
The audience boos. Dan Stein lifts a bloody Andrew Karnage up by the throat by both hands and chokes him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein throttles Karnage and tosses his face into the cage! Lucifer Jones lifts Kilroy Evans up in a fisherman's suplex then drops his head on his knee!!
The crowd boos. Lucifer Jones pulls Andrew Karnage up in a jumping sitdown ganso bomb!! Dan Stein pulls Kilroy Evans up to his feet]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans sinks his teeth into Dan Stein's nose! He drops Dan Stein with The Bad Touch!!
The fans cheer wildly. Lucifer Jones goes for a DDT but Andrew Karnage reverses it into a fireman's carry]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans gets a running start and catches Jones off of Karnage's shoulders with a swinging neckbreaker while Karnage drops back in a samoan drop!!
Andrew Karnage grabs Lucifer Jones by the leg and turns him over into a single leg boston crab. Dan Stein grabs Kilroy Evans from behind and drops him with a hangman's neckbreaker]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage pulls back on Jones leg and steps on the back of his head. Meanwhile, in the other ring, Stein irish whips Kilroy, but Evans reverses it and shoots him facefirst into the corner. Kilroy Evans follows him in with a spear to his back!
Stein clutches his back and screams. Karnage grinds his boot into Jones' ear while yanking back on his leg. Kilroy moves in with a belly to back suplex but Stein reverses it into a russian legsweep]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "10 seconds!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "9!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "8!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein in the unenviable position of not having any more members left for a two on one advantage.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "7!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "6!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "5!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "4!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "3!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "2!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "1!"
"Bomb Idea" by Mad Capsule Markets plays and the fans boo. Tom Lux leads "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa walks down to the ring]
Phil Blauer: What's he doing here?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I'm not sure but he runs into the double cage and nearly takes Kilroy Evans head off with the Aki Lariot!!
The Palm Springs fans boo and Tatsuya Arakawa does a brief belt motion around his waist]
Phil Blauer: It looks like Arakawa wants a shot at Kilroy Evans' Hardkore America Heavyweight title and some revenge for the loss Kilroy gave him in Phoenix this summer.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Well apparantly Tatsuya Arakawa is a replacement for The Society's lost members, giving them, for now, a 3 on 2 advantage. Andrew Karnage gut wrenches Lucifer Jones up onto his shoulder and runs into the center of the ring with an Origin Bomb!!
Tatsuya Arakawa runs at Kilroy Evans but Evans drop toe holds him facefirst into the cage!! Dan Stein comes up from behind Evans and presses him over his head]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein drops Kilroy's throat on the top rope! In the other ring, Andrew Karnage and Lucifer Jones are trading punches. Jones backs Karnage into the corner with some brutal over hand punches.
Tatsuya Arakawa comes off the second rope with a double kneedrop to Kilroy Evans' chest. Meanwhile, Lucifer's on the other side kicking Andrew Karnage in the corner, then hauls off and slaps him. Lucifer hocks and spits on the bloody tag team champion]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones grabs Karnage by the pink stained hair and punches him hard in the face with a brutal stiff closed fist. Jones goes for a piledriver but Karnage reverses it with an alabama slammer!!
The audience cheers and Andrew Karnage enters the second ring to help out his buddy. He grabs Tatsuya Arakawa from behind with a standing kataha-jime]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage bails out Kilroy by dropping Arakawa on his head with a Lobotomy Suplex!!
Hardkore Hall is rocking and Kilroy Evans pulls himself up to his feet. They grab an oncoming Dan Stein and drive him into the mat with a double uranage]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The East Side Slam!! Lucifer Jones comes up from behind Kilroy Evans and atomic drops him on the top rope.
Evans winces in pain while Jones steps through the ropes to the second ring. He german suplexes Kilroy Evans into the second ring. Tatsuya Arakawa steps through the ropes to the second ring with them]
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bleeding Dan Stein struggles to his feet and full nelsons Andrew Karnage. He lifts him up and then slams him to the mat! Meanwhile in the second ring, Tatsuya Arakawa front facelocks Kilroy Evans and drops down into a guillotine choke!
Phil Blauer: You have to applaud the bravery of the Saikyo Terrorist. He went through a grueling 18 minute long match with Sun earlier tonight, but his friendship to Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein was too strong to leave them hanging.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I think Arakawa's main motive was to hurt the Hardkore America Heavyweight Champion.
Phil Blauer: I'm a glass half-full kinda guy I guess.
Lucifer Jones puts the boots to Kilroy's back while a busted open Arakawa clamps down on Kilroy's neck & throat. His powerful legs constrict Evans' breathing. Jones gets bored and steps through the ropes to the first ring]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones grabs Andrew Karnage by the blood soaked hair and repeatedly closed fist punches him in the face. Karnage drops to his knees, and Jones kicks him square in the face!
Arakawa continues to rock back on the guillotine choke, but Kilroy is finally able to punch his way out of it. He holds him down on the mat and brutally headbutts him in the face over & over]
Guillermo O'Bannon: A very bloody Lucifer Jones climbs to the top turnbuckle, ducking under the roof of the cage, but Andrew Karnage grabs him by the arms and flips him over into an owendriver iconoclasm!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "10 seconds!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "9!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "8!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "7!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "6!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans DDTs Tatsuya Arakawa!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "5!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "4!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "3!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans bounces into the ropes and baseball slide kicks Arakawa in the side of the head!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "2!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "1!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III is entering the double cage on fire! Andrew Karnage irish whips Lucifer Jones into Hunglestien who tiltawhirls him into a backbreaker!!
The audience cheers. Meanwhile, Tatsuya snapmares Kilroy Evans over and delivers two roundhouse kicks to his back]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa applies a stretch plum on Kilroy Evans! Robert Hunglestien III scoops Dan Stein up and drops him on his head with a snow plow!!
The crowd applauds again. Arakawa pulls back on Kilroy Evans' head in the stretch plum. Lucifer Jones is raking Andrew Karnage's head back & forth across the cage turning him into a bloody mess]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa releases the stretch plum and begins battering Kilroy Evans with a wild flurry of punches to his head while he's nearly helpless on the mat! Hunglestien bails him out with a double ax handle smash to the back of Tatsuya's head.
Hunglestien irish whips Arakawa into the ropes and Evans catches him with a spinebuster! Dan Stein takes over for Lucifer Jones with Karnage between the ropes and the cage wall]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein grabs Andrew Karnage in a full nelson and begins bashing his unprotected face into the cage wall over & over. Lucifer Jones ducks under a clothesline by Hunglestien and counters with an STO!
The fans boo. Tatsuya Arakawa whacks Hunglestien with a chop to his chest that resonates throughout Palm Springs Convention Center]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa punches Hunglestien in the jaw, and then headbutts him. Meanwhile in the other ring, Kilroy Evans puts Lucifer Jones on his face with an inverted russian legs sweep! Arakawa kicks Hunglestien in the chest, and tags him with a spinning chop.
Arakawa backs Hunglestien up with a shotei palm strike, then follows him in with a high boot to the face! A blood drenched Andrew Karnage comes up from behind Arakawa with a half nelson chicken wing]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage drops Arakawa on the old bean with an Icepick Suplex!! Robert Hunglestien runs into the ropes and takes Lucifer Jones down with a hart attack clothesline!
Hunglestien turns around into a kick to his stomach by Dan Stein. The Punisher front facelocks him and drives his head into the mat with a DDT]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "10 seconds!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "9!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "8!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Once again, The Society of the New Breed is out of members, so this count is moot.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "7!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "6!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones irish whips Kilroy Evans into the corner.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "5!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "4!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa follows Kilroy in with a running knee smash to his face!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "3!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "2!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "1!"
Lonewolf McNeely runs down to the ring and the fans boo]
Guillermo O'Bannon: It's Lonewolf McNeely! He's pissed that he was not allowed into The Un-Stable and it looks like he's gonna make them pay for it! He enters the double cage and grabs Robert Hunglestien III in a chicken wing crossface. McNeely drops Hunglestien on his head with a Full Moon Fever!!
Lucifer Jones ducks under a yakuza kick by Andrew Karnage and grabs his leg. He counters with a leg capture suplex]
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely up by the arm, but Hunglestien pulls him in with a shortarm knee to the stomach. Kilroy Evans comes over and drills McNeely's head into the mat with a piledriver!
The fans cheer. Andrew Karnage grabs Lonewolf McNeely by the legs in a wheelbarrow pick-up and holds him up with his back to a corner, Kilroy is on the second rope and leapfrogs over Karnage and drives McNeely down with a flying sitting senton into a facefirst powerbomb]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Concrete Kiss!! Meanwhile in the other ring, Robert Hunglestien III pulls Lucifer Jones into his legs and drills him into the mat with a crucifix powerbomb!!
The Palm Springs crowd gets louder. Dan Stein grabs Andrew Karnage from behind in an inverted facelock and spins around into a test drive]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans irish whips Tatsuya Arakawa into the corner and follows him in with an avalanche! Arakawa switches places with him in the corner and rips open his Tick t-shirt. He begins laying into Kilroy's bare chest with chops!
The hard chops get louder & louder as the fans "Woo" along. Lonewolf McNeely then finishes Evans off with a roaring elbow that drops Kilroy to his ass in the corner]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage grabs a waistlock on Lucifer Jones and german suplexes him. He pulls him up into a full nelson, and dragon suplexes him! He pulls Jones up into a straightjacket position and completes The Pride Cycle!!
Robert Hunglestien III chicken wings Dan Stein's arm and then drops down into a stunner in front of him! A bloody Lucifer Jones walks over and kicks Hunglestien in the stomach, then lifts him in a hanging suplex where Hunglestien's feet are touching the roof of the cage]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones gets a running start and tosses Hunglestien into the cage wall!! Dan Stein drops Kilroy Evans in an inverted neckbreaker he calls Twilight Hammer!!
Tatsuya Arakawa pulls up a busted open Robert Hunglestien III who was lying on the apron, and leans him against the cage wall]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa gets a running start and flying kneelifts Hunglestien who's trapped between the ropes and a hard place!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "10 seconds!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "9!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "8!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "7!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "6!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "5!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "4!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Andrew Sinclair is the only one left and once he's entered the double cage, this match can finish.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "3!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "2!"
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "1!"
Andrew Sinclair enters the cage and the Palm Springs fans explode. He points out Lonewolf McNeely and hits him with a running high kick]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage climbs to the top turnbuckle then leaps off with a flying headbutt to Lonewolf McNeely!!
Kilroy Evans grabs Dan Stein in a butterfly position while Andrew Karnage bounces into the ropes and flying shoulderblocks Evans in the chest to help him with a double underhook DDT]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones atomic drops Andrew Karnage on the rope! He steps through the ropes to the other ring and full nelsons Karnage. Release dragon suplex into the second ring!!
Lucifer Jones spits through the cage at the fans and they boo him. Lonewolf McNeely comes off the top rope with a leg drop across Karnage's bloody face]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein applies a stomach claw to Sinclair's stomach. He blocks a punch by Sinclair and headbutts him in the face. Tatsuya Arakawa drops a stunned Sinclair with a jumping Gamengiri kick!
Robert Hunglestien III grabs Lonewolf McNeely and flips him up on his shoulder in a powerbomb, but drops backwards to pitch McNeely's face into the steel cage wall]
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely now busted open as well. Kilroy Evans waistlocks Dan Stein and Andrew Karnage runs into the ropes. Nightmare Lariot by Karnage while Kilroy Evans flips Stein over with a german suplex!! Shotgun Suplex!!
Kilroy Evans irish whips Tatsuya Arakawa into the ropes and hits him with a big boot to the head! Andrew Sinclair flips Lonewolf McNeely across the ring with an exploder]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein pumphandles Andrew Karnage up and drops The Reckoning slam!! Robert Hunglestien III drives McNeely into the mat with a dominator!!
The fans cheer. Lucifer Jones comes up from behind Hunglestien and applies a cobra clutch then lifts him up into a backbreaker, maintaining the cobra clutch]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer's Touch!! Jones presses Hunglestien against his knee, and with submissions now counting, Hunglestien could be in trouble here. He pulls down on Hunglestien's arm, pressing his knee into RHIII's spine.
Lonewolf McNeely butterflies Andrew Sinclair's arms and lifts him into an elevated double underhook DDT! Kilroy Evans kicks Lucifer Jones in the back of the head to break up Lucifer's Touch]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans lifts Jones up in a suplex and runs into the cage, pitching him into the cage wall!! Andrew Sinclair ducks under a an elbow strike by McNeely and drops him on his head with a release dragon suplex!
Dan Stein grabs Andrew Sinclair by the hair and drives his face into the mat with an X factor. Tatsuya Arakawa drops down into an ankle lock on Sinclair. Sinclair cries out in pain]
Phil Blauer: Jones & Arakawa have been swinging for the fences with the submission holds.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa wrenches Sinclair's foot to the side. Meanwhile, McNeely pushes Hunglestien through the ropes to the two rings. Lucifer Jones jumps off the second turnbuckle and guillotine legdrops Hunglestien!!
Sinclair back kicks Arakawa off of him. Robert Hunglestien III lifts Lonewolf McNeely up in a human torture rack and flips him over into a burning hammer]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans scoops Tatsuya Arakawa up in a running Thump powerslam! Andrew Karnage powerbombs Kilroy Evans on top of Arakawa!
Andrew Sinclair climbs up to the second rope to jump on Arakawa but Lonewolf McNeely catches Sinclair by the head with a diamond cutter]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Scent of Destruction!! Dan Stein pulls Sinclair by the head and stretches him over his back in The Final Solution!! He rocks Sinclair up & down with his neck almost being pulled off.
A bloody Tatsuya Arakawa lifts Kilroy Evans up over his head in a fireman's carry and then drops him facefirst on his knee!! Stein continues to try and get Sinclair to submit to The Final Solution]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair uses Stein's momentum to flip over on to his feet in front of him and drops him with an STO!
The Palm Springs fans cheer. Hunglestien irish whips Lonewolf McNeely into the ropes. Kilroy Evans backbody drops McNeely into Andrew Karnage who powerbombs him]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa turns around into a Blue Thunder Driver by Kilroy Evans!! Robert Hunglestien grabs Lucifer Jones and catapults him into Andrew Karnage who Nightmare Lariots him back onto Hunglestien's knees!!
Andrew Karnage sits on Lucifer Jones' back and applies a cobra clutch. He sits back into a camel clutch]
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Sphinx Clutch!! Karnage rocks back with Lucifer Jones' arm and head until Jones' back is about to break...he submits!!
Ron Reid signals for the bell and the fans leap to their feet and cheer. "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears plays Domino walks up to the cage, holding all three of the Hardkore World Six Man titles. A busted open Tatsuya Arakawa and Lonewolf McNeely leave the cage]
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 40 minutes 33 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, AND ONCE AGAIN HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"
Domino grabs the microphone from Bill Kasal]
Domino: "Hi guys. The Society wants me to give you a message. The Six man titles are yours."
Domino hands over the six man titles to the bloody, exhausted Un-Stable, who aren’t sure what to think of the situation. Domino smiles warmly]
Domino: Also, I have something else I have to give to you…
Guillermo O'Bannon: Woah! Domino just pulled out a vial from between her cleavage and sprayed Andrew Karnage with it! It looks like pepper spray as Karnage yells in pain! She sprays the rest of The Un-Stable with pepper spray!!
Dan Stein and Lucifer Jones attack The Un-Stable from behind! Dan Stein hits Hunglestein with a swinging neckbreaker]
Guillwemo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones double underhooks Kilroy Evans up and over his shoulder, then drives his head into the mat with The DeathDriver!! Dan Stein scoops Sinclair up into a michinoku driver!!
Phil Blauer: Lucifer Jones & Dan Stein crouches over Hunglestien & Karnage pounding away on their faces! Jones kicks the blinded Karnage and Stein pumphandles him up on his shoulder and delivers The Reckoning!
Lucifer Jones grabs a downed Hunglestein by the legs, holds on tight, and wheelbarrow german suplexes him up and drops him on the back of his head onto Stein's shoudler! Stein cinches in The Final Solution]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Drawn & Quartered!! Robert is screaming out in pain as Dan Stein wrenches back on his neck with that brutal finisher! Jones grabs his legs and pulls back, applying further pressure! Come on Reid, stop this before they cripple him!
Phil Blauer: Easy, it's his birthday.
Referee Ron Reid tries his best to pull Dan Stein off of Hunglestein, but Jones punches him square in the face, sending him flying out of the ring. The Palm Springs crowd starts to boo like crazy and finally Dan Stein tosses Kilroy over his shoulder and throws him into the corner, while Lucifer Jones stalks around the ring and stomps on the fallen Un-Stable. Domino tosses Dan a microphone]
"Punisher" Dan Stein: "Shut up, you worthless sheep in Palm Springs."
Phil Blauer: Oh, he's talking about you, Guillermo.
The crowd responds by throwing beers at Stein. They hit the cage walls and splash everywhere]
"Punisher" Dan Stein: "I’m here to make our earth-shattering announcement. So listen up you people, if you aren’t too busy dreaming about how you are going to blow your welfare checks this weekend."
Crowd continues to boo loudly, and Jones starts to choke out Hunglestein with his boot]
"Punisher" Dan Stein: "The bottom line is that Mr. Hunglestein, over here bleeding to my right, says he doesn’t 'need' the 6 man titles, in a lie so blatant it made us piss ourselves with laughter."
Stein and Jones stare at each other, not laughing]
"Punisher" Dan Stein: Or not. So, its only fitting that we give the belts to you hapless clowns…after all, it’s the ones you don’t want, right… Being that you couldn’t bring yourself to wanting them until you actually got a chance to get a title shot."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Oh come on now! Get these guys out of the ring!
"Punisher" Dan Stein: "Since you morons were so busy patting yourselves on the back and proclaiming the Society dead, you failed to realize there are two very motivated, sick people still ready to tear your heads off at a moment’s notice. And since you were so preoccupied with your own greatness, we’ve decided it be more fun to make asses out of you again. So, we’ve decided to go the “scorched earth” route. We give you the 6-man titles, but at a price. So enjoy your 6-man titles, but consider this a message…the Society is going nowhere. It doesn’t matter if it’s just the two of us for now, we will be there to make your lives a living hell, no matter where, no matter when, no matter how."
Jones snatches the microphone out of Dan's hands, a cruel smile stretching across his face]
Lucifer Jones: "That's right, bitches! The reason we ARE part of the New Breed is simply because we're the best in this business, NOT a motley collection of chuckleheads like these shit-heels laying at our feets...
...UnAble to even get up."
Jones tries to stifle a laugh at his own joke, as Domino just shakes her head at him]
Lucifer Jones: "All the rumors, all the shitty message board threads, all the trivial talking out the sides of your mealy mouths...and they all said the same shite. "The Society Of The New Breed is breaking up!1!!1".
Bullshit.
(Jones slaps Stein on the chest, proudly.)
Lucifer Jones: Me and Danny boy here? We've been through hell and back, mates, and finally in the end, after all the blood was washed away, and the bruises healed and the stitches removed...
...we finally came to understand each other. We thrive on brutality and cruelty! And even with Cobryn and Harley on extended vacation, the Society will continue to break necks and cash our paychecks!"
The crowd boo's some more, and Lucifer Jones drops the mic and resumes stomping the hell out of the fallen members of The Un-Stable]
"Punisher" Dan Stein: "And until they get back, we have a whole new set of plans for you. The price you will have to pay is in the form of a title shot at the Hardkore World Tag Team titles."
Stein gets down in the face of the fallen with the mic]
Dan Stein: "Karnage and Kilroy, so-called tag legends that you are, this is the face of your greatest challenge yet. And if you don’t take our challenge, we will make this announcement look like a stroll in the park. Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you Hardkore’s newest and greatest tag team… Lucifer, Stein, with Domino at our side…. LSD!!!"
Stein and Jones gently place the 6-man titles over the fallen Un-Stable and laugh. They then both stand up on top turnbuckles and showboat for the Palm Springs crowd, who responds in kind with boo's and thrown trash at the cage walls. Finally, they leave the ring, leaving the UnStable to pick themselves up after that beating]
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein lose their six man titles to The Un-Stable but form LSD. They'll have some answering to do in Las Vegas when they face The Un-Stable in a tag team match for their World Tag Team titles! Join us then!