Post by Jonnie Valentine on Oct 19, 2023 18:26:33 GMT -5
"How the Gods Kill" by Danzig plays and a video montage plays of Hardkore World's 18 year history. Cyrus Williams hits Andrew Karnage with The Blackout...Tarrasque chokeslams Big Brute ACE off of a balcony to the floor below...Rad Rick pulls back on a scorpion deathlock on Dragon Kimura...Ace Kilcannon drops "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson on the back of his head with The Kill...Bronco Guerillo comes off on with a rana off the second turnbuckle on Rad Rick...Adrian Faust nails Death Gojira with a Helldriver...Fidel "Che" Gueverra throws powder in Bronco Guerillo's eyes...Rated X hits Ghandi the Butcher with The Unabomber...Kentaro Korose hits Kuala Hala with a facebreaker deathkick...Matthew X flaming thumper heart punches Quasimoto Jones..."Deathstryke" Cyan Komar hits San Diego Strangler with The Deathstryke...Sadiopath pins "Nightmare" Stormy Sommers with a sadioplex...Devon Stevens hits Bobby Nowa with a Zero Grav Leg Drop...Rally Jackson puts Adrian Faust through a press table with a cradle piledriver...Tosh Marley tiger drivers Matthew X...Ace Kilcannon comes off the rope with a springboard DDT on El Hombre Murcie'Lago...Reverand Gozo Shioda nails Ace Kilcannon with a crucifix ganso bomb...Tuxedo Mask executes a gorgeous corkscrew 450 splash on "Sweet" Richard Romero..."Sexy" Anjanette Turner bending Makoto Jupiter in half with a scorpion deathlock with a crossface...Kilroy Evans drops from off the top of a cage with a crowbar across the chest of Death Gojira on a burning car...Tamara Sanchez delivering a crisp helicopter rana on Xyrynth onto a chair...The Miracle Violence Combination II giving Tarrasque a Shotgun Suplex...Cobryn gives Robert Hunglestien III The Answer 2005...Lonewolf McNeely gets a running start and jumps into the Scent of Destruction diamond cutter but Big Bad Bill reverses it into a reverse DDT faceplant off the second rope...Lucifer Jones gives Devon Stevens a London Air Raid off the top rope through a table on the floor...Ayame "Phoenix" Tokugawa backflips off the cage, catching Brandi on the top turnbuckle on the way down with a inverted FireBird DDT...Death Gojira puts the ladder over Cobryn's head in the corner with his chest in the turnbuckle, then jumps off the top turnbuckle on the long end, see sawing him into the audience....Kilroy Evans grabs Adrian Tanner Jr. on the apron and hits The Bad Touch to the floor...Vampira comes off the top rope with a shooting star press on Vagabond through a table on the floor...Andrew Sinclair gives Andrew Karnage an exploder off the ring steps on to the concrete floor...Lucifer Jones gives Kilroy Evans a burning hammer off the apron through a burning table with thumbtacks...Tatsuya Arakawa DDTs Sun off the apron to the concrete floor then it fades into a graphic that reads "Hardkore America". The camera pans around Thomas & Mack Center showing the fans chanting "HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!!" It pans out to Guillermo O'Bannon with Phil Blauer sitting in the next chair. A guy is on his hands and knees underneath their desk
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hello and welcome back to Vegas! Everyone's a little hungover and alot lighter in the pockets from this past weekend here on the strip. But now it's time to get to what we came here for...
Phil Blauer: Hey, it's great to be back here in Vegas. Who's from out of town? Hey, where you from?
Phil points mic at Matt Boone
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: My mommy's belly.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tonight Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Andrew Sinclair makes his first title defense against "The Ferocious Bandit" James Fierce. This is the first time these two have met but both are accomplished veterans in their own right. Fierce is coming off a big 2/3 falls win over Lonewolf McNeely in Palm Springs. Could that be the momentum Fierce needs to score his first World title?
Phil Blauer: I dunno. But everyone should know I'm playing Tangiers this weekend.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Isn't that the casino from the movie Casino?
Phil Blauer: The same.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That was a fictional casino, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Says you. My manager says it's the only place to play in Vegas if your Phil Blauer.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then it's an interesting match for the Hardkore America Championship. Kilroy Evans offered his first title defense against fellow Un-Stable member, Adrian Tanner Jr. These two have tangled before, Kilroy Evans defeated Tanner in Los Angeles back in September. Kilroy Evans was battered and beaten in that Wargames Match when "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa inserted himself. Now he tries to focus on this scientific match with his Un-Stablemate but he has to be looking over his shoulder to see what Arakawa's next move will be.
Phil Blauer: I tell you why I'm the hottest thing to have hit the desert since legal prostitution. The Amazing Jonathan's charging $250 to see his brand of mean spirited magic tricks. The Blue Man Group costs nearly $300 to listen to stuff you wouldn't pay $20 to listen to on CD. But we're only charging $6 and you get a coupon that's good for one trip to the buffet.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Prime rib?
Phil Blauer: BBQ.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lame. "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi then travels back to America for the first time since Hardkore Helloween...
Phil Blauer: Yeah, that was a long time ago.
Guillermo O'Bannon: After a successful title defense in Hardkore Canada against The Shootfighter, JoJo Sushi puts his title on the line against two newcomers to Hardkore World. Sun and Anzu debuted at last month's show in Palm Springs. Sun upset Tatsuya Arakawa and Anzu lost a close one to David Sadler. The Champion JoJo Sushi has to not only figure out how to defeat one high flyer but two tonight. Then it's time for the cage. In last month's main event, The Un-Stable defeated what was left of The Society of the New Breed. After the match, Lucifer Jones and "The Punisher" Dan Stein attacked The Un-Stable, forging the LSD in their blood. Tonight, they get a chance to chase The Un-Stable for their titles, this time, for their Hardkore World Tag Team titles in a steel cage.
Phil starts to snap his fingers and jumps up on the table
Phil Blauer: Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it … ah … out of sight.
Phil keeps snapping his fingers
Phil Blauer: I forget the rest.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we have a rematch between Tamara Sanchez and Makoto Jupiter. In Sacramento, they wrestled to a time limit draw after 30 minutes. Tonight they'll go a half hour for sure, in a marathon match. Whoever has the most falls when that bell rings will be the Hardkore World Women's Champion.
Phil Blauer: That was weird last month in Palm Springs where Horror Girl intentionally pinned herself in the threeway dance to give Makoto the shot. I'm wondering what her motivation was, and I think it rhymes with Resbian Affair.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I'm stumped.
Yolanda Ando: Can you guys get through one women's match intro without a lesbian joke?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter: Oooooooh, lesbian. That's good, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then it's time to string up the barbed wire. Hardkore West Coast Champion Paul Soutter gets Lonewolf McNeely in the unforgiving wire, after coming down and interrupting McNeely's 2/3 Falls match in Palm Springs. McNeely brutally assaulted and nearly killed his ex-wife Rain at the outset of last month's show. Imagine what he'll do to someone he didn't have sex with.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter: Don't assume. Word in the locker room is that when Soutter is running SWAT Australia there are lots of backstage shenanigans to the point that a handjob is now referred to as an "Aussie payoff".
Guillermo O'Bannon: Speaking of Horror Girl, she was attacked after her match in the the backstage area by four time Hardkore World Champion "Sexy" Anjanette Turner. Now she has Turner right where she wants her in a falls count anywhere match.
Phil Blauer: We used to have people attacked in the locker room all the time and now nothing. What did Jonnie do?
Guillermo O'Bannon: He got rid of the rule where everyone had to stay till the main event and allows wrestlers to go home after their matches. Who's gonna wait around to attack someone when your ride to the hotel is leaving? You ever see the backstage area during the main event? It's like a ghost town. Then it's "The Saviour of Professional Wrestling" David Sadler taking on "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa. Sadler won his debut singles match against Anzu in Palm Springs, but Arakawa lost an upset against Sun. Arakawa made up for it by subbing for Cobryn in the Wargames Match and battering Kilroy Evans around the double cage. Now these two intense mat wrestlers will go at it to try and put themselves in title contention. That and UCW World Heavyweight Champion "Platinum" Pat Bozzini makes his Hardkore debut against Legacy. But first...(waits for the music) But first???
Mr. #100 walks out to no music. The audience isn't sure what to make of him, so the silence is deafening. He begins handing out fake $100 bills with his picture on the front
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here comes the mysterious Mr. 100. He claims to be a famous wrestler under that mask.
Phil Blauer: My guess is...
Yolanda Ando: No one cares, Phil.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I do, sir.
Phil Blauer: Thank you, Matthew.
Guillermo O'Bannon: So who is it?
Phil Blauer: I can't remember anymore.
Yolanda Ando: Mr. 100 is covered from head to toe in a bright green body suit with the number 100 on it.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the Thomas & Mack Center here in beautiful, Las Vegas. Hardkore World and Hardkore Jonnie Valentine present tonight's Hardkore America action. Our first match of the evening is a Threeway Dance. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, From the Hundred Acre Wood; Standing 5 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds...MR. 100!!!"
The crowd cheers Mr. 100. Then "Mortal Kombat" by The Immortals plays and the audience cheers even louder. Judge Death walks out with The Shootfighter. James Fierce walks out with them behind
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter showing alot more personality since joining up with the KGB. We'll see if that translates into more wins.
Phil Blauer: I got it, it's Hero!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. 100?
Phil Blauer: Who's that?
Yolanda Ando: The Shootfighter wears knee length black wrestling tights, black wrestling boots, sharp studded forearm pads and a tight black robe with a red dragon on the back and wields a stainless steel singapore cane.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Accompanied to the ring by James Fierce and his manager, Judge Death; From Bangkok, Thailand; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds...THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!!"
The Las Vegas crowd cheers The Shootfighter. The Linux start up theme plays over and over again in an annoying loop which forces the crowd to cover their ears with their hands. The Microshocker walks out on Bad Boy King Kong's shoulders, holding Mr. Computer over his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker turned some heads with his performance in his West Coast title shot against Shootfighter's stablemate, Soutter. He's feuded with The Shootfighter since 2000 when the two were at each other's throats for months.
Phil Blauer: That feud turned off the lights in the West Coast like the power crisis!
Yolanda Ando: The Microshocker is wearing a silver sequinned skin tight body suit with the ass cut out.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Accompanied to the ring by his bodyguard, Bad Boy King Kong; From Seattle, Washington; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 200 pounds...THE MICROSHOCKER!!!"
The Thomas & Mack Center boos. Mike Peters signals for the bell and the three men circle one another. Judge Death, James Fierce, and Bad Boy King Kong yell out encouragement to their prospective clients from ringside
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter hits Mr. 100 with a dragon claw strike to the chest. He backs The Microshocker of with a dragon claw strike right underneath the heart.
The Shootfighter goes back to Mr. 100 with a dragon claw strike to his stomach that bends him over. He scoops him up and drops him with a backbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter presses Mr. 100 back up again with a full powerslam!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Mr. 100 kicks out)
Phil Blauer: That was close.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter turns around into a Shockbottom! The Microshocker scoops Mr. 100 up and bodyslams him.
The Las Vegas fans boo The Microshocker as he climbs up to the top turnbuckle. The Shootfighter catches him up there and slams him back into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. 100 headbutts The Microshocker. He rakes The Shootfighter's eyes but The Shootfighter ducks underneath a clothesline and answers with a series of muy thai strikes to his face that back him into the corner.
The Shootfighter german suplexes Mr. 100 out of the corner. He pulls him up into a waistlock and drops him into a german suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter hits a third german suplex and bridges it!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Mr. 100 rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter irish whips Mr. 100 into The Microshocker who catches him with a powerslam!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Mr. 100 kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker kicks The Shootfighter in the stomach, and then grabs his arms into a double underhook then drives him facefirst into the mat with the Shockdegree!!
The Microshocker stands and turns around into a flying forearm by Mr. 100! He turns to The Shootfighter and applies a claw
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter responds with his own heart claw. He uses his other arm and applies a claw to his temples.
Phil Blauer: Both men with stereo claws!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter releases one of the claws, and then punches him right in the chest. Mr. 100 backs into The Microshocker who kicks him in the stomach. The Shock F1bombs Mr. 100!!
The Shootfighter tries to interfere but The Shock is ready for him with a facebuster! Mr. 100 kneedrops The Shootfighter in the back of the head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. 100 backflips into a moonsault splash on The Shootfighter!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Mr. 100 didn't keep The Shootfighter down for very long with that one.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter rolls out of the way of an elbow drop by Mr. 100. The Shootfighter gets up and whacks The Microshocker in the throat with a knife edge chop, and a second one that drops him.
The Shootfighter tags Mr. 100 in the throat with a few chops that drops him to the mat. He applies an STF with a crippler crossface to Mr. 100's head & arm
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter applies The Shootfighter Crossface!! Mike Peters checks in to see if Mr. 100 wants to tap out but he refuses. The Shootfighter readjusts his grip and pulls up on Mr. 100's head & arm. Mr. 100 taps!!
Mike Peters orders The Shootfighter to release The Shootfighter Crossface. He looks over to Judge Death who nods, so Shootfighter breaks his grip
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 6 minutes 47 seconds; MR. 100 HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY THE SHOOTFIGHTER!"
Mr. 100 tries to shake some feeling back into his arm while walking back to the locker room. Some Las Vegas fans toss his crumpled up $100 bills back at him
Phil Blauer: Now it's down to the old rivals, The Microshocker and The Shootfighter.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker talking to Bad Boy King Kong and The Shootfighter makes him pay for it with a muy thai kick to the back of his leg.
The Shootfighter hits The Shock in the ankle with another muy thai kick. He goes for a snap suplex but The Microshocker blocks it with his calf
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker reverses with an F3 brainbuster!! He makes the cover.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker goes to kick him but The Shootfighter catches his boot. He spins around into an ankle lock. He stands over him, twisting his foot.
The audience cheers while The Microshocker screams in pain. The Shootfighter drops to the mat and applies the anklelock. Mike Peters asks The Shock if he wants to tap out, while The Shootfighter wrenches his foot to the side
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock rolls onto his back and kicks The Shootfighter off of him. The Shootfighter gets back to his feet with The Microshocker's boot in his hand. He wraps his legs up and drops down into a figure four leglock!
The Microshocker sits up in pain. The Shootfighter clamps down on his twisted legs, and sits up to apply even more pressure
Phil Blauer: There's nothing The Shootfighter likes to see more than The Microshocker's face in pain like that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker reaches out and grabs the rope and Mike Peters forces The Shootfighter to break the figure four leglock. The Shootfighter goes for a powerbomb but The Shock reverses into a huracanrana!!
The Las Vegas boos The Microshocker. The Shock flips The Shootfighter up on to his shoulder and drives him facefirst into a dominator
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker limps over to celebrate on the ropes. The Shootfighter crawls up behind him and hits him low. He wraps Shock's legs up in an inverted indian deathlock.
The Microshocker does a push up, screaming in pain. The Shootfighter leans back on The Microshocker's twisted legs. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out but Shock shakes his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker gets back to the ropes and Mike Peters calls for the break. Judge Death shakes his head no, so The Shootfighter maintains the Shootfighter Leglock.
The Thomas & Mack Center cheers while The Shootfighter keeps the submission hooked in. Mike Peters finally prys Shootfighter's legs off. The Shootfighter argues with Peters
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker bites The Shootfighter's groin!! The Microshock Longhorn!
Phil Blauer: The Shootfighter in more pain than most people deserve. Except maybe Courtney Love.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker grinds his teeth on The Little Shootfighter. He comes up for air and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. He jumps off with a butt bomb to The Shootfighter's chest!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker pulls Shootfighter up by his hair and then drops him with an F2 neckbreaker!
The Microshocker climbs up to the top turnbuckle and then flies off with a flying elbow drop but The Shootfighter rolls out of the way. He pulls up The Microshocker into a human torture rack
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter spins around with The Shock on his shoulders. He drops The Shock into a samoan drop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter tags The Shock in his back with a few muy thai kicks. He snap suplexes The Shock to the mat. The Shootfighter turns The Microshocker over into a sharpshooter.
The Microshocker screams in pain as The Shootfighter pulls back on his legs. He rocks back on The Shock's back, trying to bend his legs back as far as possible
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker crawls over and grabs the bottom rope! Mike Peters forces a The Shootfighter to break The ShootCrab. The Shootfighter irish whips The Microshocker into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop. The Microshocker reverses it into a piledriver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: He climbs to the top rope and drops an elbow on The Shootfighter's chest!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
The Microshocker pounds the mat in frustration and signals for Bad Boy King Kong. Kong slides the laptop computer over to The Microshocker
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker smashes The Shootfighter in the face with a laptop computer!! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits The Shootfighter with a frog splash!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
The Las Vegas fans boo. Bad Boy King Kong celebrates at the ringside area
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 13 minutes 2 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...THE MICROSHOCKER!!!"
The Microshocker jumps on Bad Boy King Kong who lofts him high in the air
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker scores a big win over one of his biggest rivals!
Phil Blauer: The Shock gets lucky in Vegas.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up next is the debut match of the UCW Triple Crown World Champion "Platinum" Pat Bozzini against Legacy. Bozzini comes into Hardkore World with plenty of controversy from the locker room here, and is meeting with an old friend in Legacy.
Fear Factory's "Archetype" blasts through the speakers and the fans jump to their feet in anticipation of the arrival of the man they've only seen on UCW TV until now. Three seconds into the song, violently loud pyros are projected into the air and huge letters in neon lights flash near the entrance. It reads: "PPB". Then, a muscular silhouette walks beneath the giant P near the entrance and stands between the huge pyrotechnics. The stranger is now raising both of his arms up as if he were victorious. It is Platinum Pat Bozzini . His face is absorbed with a very quantity of intensity
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini won that UCW Triple Crown World title off of Lee Williams, Syberus, Dave Brickheart, Dave Dangeous and R.C. in an amazing Ultimate Ironman Title Unification Match in London, England at The Great British Bash. He is also the UCW Warfare & Crisis Champion over there. His brother John also wrestles over there. In fact, his brother helped Pat win a Warfare title defense over Victor Kross on that same show where he won the Triple Crown.
Phil Blauer: That's quite an accomplishment. Where's England?
Yolanda Ando: Bozzini wears some tight and long tights which are black on one leg and silver/gold on the other leg. They have "Platinum" written on one leg in platinum and has a roaring Cerberus in platinum on the side of the other leg. Red droplets of blood can be seen surrounding the different symbols on both legs. "The Feature Presentation" is written on the butt of his tights.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 225 pounds; He is The Current UCW Warfare Champion, UCW Crisis Champion, and UCW Triple Crown World Champion...'PLATINUM' PAT BOZZINI!!!"
The audience boos. The lights dim slowly as "Shamrocks and Shenanagans" by the House of Pain hits ...Legacy walks out with his manager Reginald P. Packer in close tow..Legacy stands on the apron and slices his thumb across his throat slowly in a symbolic death warning
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy has a string of bad luck lately. A couple of months ago he and Kota lost a tag team match to the KGB In Sacramento. He lost a UCW Xtreme title match in London, England to Steve Bishop in one of the most brutal matches in UCW history. Then he was eliminated in the royal rumble to decide the #1 contender to the UCW TV Title at the Autzen Stadium in Eugene, Oregon. The the son of the legendary Flare is looking to get back on track and a win over the UCW Triple Crown World Champion would be just the thing.
Yolanda Ando: Legacy wears basic black boots with "H.O.P" on each side, with black trunks that has "Legacy" on the back. His jacket matches his boots and trunks. His wrists are taped as are his two middle fingers on each hand.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent is accompanied to the ring by his manager, Reginald P. Packer; From Atlanta, Georgia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds...LEGACY!!!"
Legacy gets a mixed reaction. Ron Reid signals for the bell and Reginald P. Packer & Bill Kasal leave the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy runs in to Bozzini who armdrags him across the ring. Legacy gets up and gets a second armdrag for his trouble. Legacy fakes with one arm before he can get a third and pops Pat in the face with a european forearm.
Bozzini backs into the corner and Legacy hits him with a second forearm to the face. Legacy tries to suplex him out of the corner but Bozzini blocks it with his calf
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini reverses with a snap suplex! He scoops Legacy up and drops him on his knee with a backbreaker.
Bozzini pulls Legacy up by the hair but Legacy thumbs him in the eye. He lifts Bozzini up on his shoulders in a fireman's carry
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy spins Bozzini round & round before dumping him on the mat with an airplane spin.
Phil Blauer: I call that an FU.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini ducks under a punch by Legacy and goes behind with a back suplex. He capitalizes with a crossface chicken wing on the mat. He wrenches up on Legacy's wrist while pulling back on his throat.
Ron Reid checks in to see if Legacy wants to tap out but he refuses. Pat Bozzini releases his arm long enough to readjust into a crippler crossface. He links his fingers together and pulls up on Legacy's face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini working Legacy's arm. He rocks back with Legacy's head & arm, but he uses the momentum to roll Bozzini on his shoulders.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Pat Bozzini releases the crippler crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini irish whips Legacy into the ropes but Legacy comes back with a lou thez press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Pat Bozzini rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy pulls Bozzini up in a suplex, then drops his feet on the top rope and back into a slingshot suplex! He stands over Bozzini and wraps his leg up in a spinning toe hold.
Ron Reid checks in to see if Bozzini wants to submit but he refuses. Legacy gives his leg another wrench. Bozzini grabs his head and rolls him up in a small package
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Legacy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini drops Legacy on his head with a release tiger suplex!
Bozzini climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Legacy to get to his feet. When he does he leaps off with a flying body press
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Legacy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini pulls Legacy's head into his legs but Legacy blocks a piledriver. He backdrops Bozzini over the ropes but Bozzini hangs on with a dragon sleeper tarantula!
The Las Vegas crowd wakes up a little and applauds this innovative move. Legacy cries out in pain while Ron Reid lays in the five count. Bozzini releases the tarantula and pushes him to the mat. He climbs to the top turnbuckle again
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini catches Legacy right in the mush with a flying dropkick!! He pulls Legacy up by the hair and irish whips him into the ropes. Legacy comes back with a flying body press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini irish whips Legacy into the ropes and then floors him with a flying knee. He sets him up and drops back into a russian leg sweep.
Legacy shakes some feeling back into his arm and then climbs to the top turnbuckle from the inside of the ring. He backflips into a moonsault splash
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy irish whips Bozzini into the ropes but Pat ducks underneath a clothesline and full nelsons him. Bozzini drops back into a dragon suplex he calls the Platinum 99-Plex!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Legacy gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini scoops him up but Legacy falls on his feet behind him with an inverted facelock. Legacy drops him into a scorpion deathdrop!
Packer applauds on the outside. Legacy irish whips Bozzini into the ropes and tiltawhirls him but Pat spins out into a headscissors takedown! He full nelsons Legacy again and ties up their legs
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini drops back into a full nelson russian leg sweep! Bozzini grabs an arm and applies a wakigatame armbar.
Phil Blauer: Bozzini going back to the arm like his people go back to their uncle's pizzeria after whacking The Gambitti Brothers.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I think he's French Canadian, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Same rules apply. They would just go to their ice shacks on some frozen pond and have sex with their dogs.
Pat Bozzini plants his feet and pulls up on Legacy's whammybarred arm. Legacy reaches back and scratches Bozzini's eyes. He scoops Bozzini up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy runs into the center of the ring and powerslams him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy bounces into the ropes and hits Bozzini between the eyes with a fistdrop. Legacy pulls Bozzini into a set-up for a piledriver, but Bozzini blocks it and reverses it into an alabama slammer. On the way over, Bozzini turns it into a tigerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Legacy rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini lifts Legacy up into an electric chair and then drops him back into an ocean cyclone suplex! He presses Legacy over his head and drops his throat on the top rope!
Legacy's head snaps back and he clutches his throat. Pat Bozzini climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Reginald P. Packer jumps up on the apron. Packer grabs Bozzini's leg and drops down, crotching him on the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Packer with the assist there. Legacy climbs to the second rope and belly to belly superplexes Pat Bozzini!! He turns Bozzini over with a single leg boston crab.
Ron Reid checks in to see if Bozzini wants to submit but he shakes his head no. Legacy plants his foot and pulls Bozzini's foot towards his head. Bozzini reaches out and grabs the bottom rope. Reid forces Legacy to break the single leg boston crab
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy hops over the bent over Bozzini with an oklahoma roll!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy goes for another moonsault but Bozzini crotches him on the top turnbuckle. He grabs him by the hair and runs out with a hangman's neckbreaker called Shattered Hopes!!
Legacy clutches the back of his neck. "Platinum" Pat Bozzini pulls Legacy up into a piledriver and then pushes his legs past Legacy's arms. He spins around into a styles clash
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Symphony of Sorrow!! He rolls Legacy over onto his shoulders!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Legacy claps his legs together on Bozzini's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini cradle piledrives Legacy and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off with a frog splash that he turns into an elbow drop he calls The Bastard Sword!!
Phil Blauer: Why?
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Legacy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini pulls Legacy up by the hair and irish whips him but Legacy reverses the whip and shoots him into the corner. Legacy bounces into the ropes and catches Bozzini by the head and bulldogs him!
Legacy hammerlocks Bozzini's arm behind him and scoops him up, bodyslamming him on his chickenwinged arm. He pulls Bozzini up by the hair and irish whips him into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy catches Bozzini with a sidewalk slam! Bozzini gets up to his hands and knees before Legacy catches him on the side of the face with a running knee.
Legacy irish whips Bozzini into the ropes and dips his head down for a backdrop but Bozzini blocks it and butterflies his arms
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini tosses Legacy across the ring with a double underhook suplex! He front facelocks him but before he can DDT him, Legacy pulls him up into a fireman's carry. He drills Bozzini on his head with The Hour Glass death valley driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy misses a fistdrop and Bozzini wraps his arms around his neck. He drops down into a flatliner with his knee in Legacy's stomach!
The fans applaud the innovative move. Pat Bozzini drills Legacy facefirst into the mat with a diving DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Welcome Worn Out!! He rolls Legacy over and makes the pin attempt.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Legacy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini bounces into the ropes but Legacy catches him with a tiltawhirl powerslam! He sticks his knee into Bozzini's back and pulls back his arms in a standing surfboard.
Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to submit, but Bozzini shakes his head "no". Legacy grips his arms and tries to yank them out of their socket
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini gets and arm free and grabs Legacy by the head and grabs Legacy's arm with the other hand. He takes a wild spin and inverted test drives the guy into a reverse DDT!! The Plead Of Innocence!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Legacy gets his foot on the bottom rope)
The audience warms to the UCW Triple Crown World Champion and give him some applause for that move. Pat Bozzini irish whips Legacy into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat nails Legacy with a flying forearm he calls The Technicality! He steps out on the apron, and slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope. Bozzini springboards off into a gorgeous frog splash!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Legacy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini irish whips Legacy into the turnbuckles. He follows him in with a clothesline but gets Legacy's boot to the face instead. Legacy drills his head into the mat with a DDT!
Legacy gives Bozzini another spinning toe hold and then takes his free leg and places it behind his twisted one. Legacy then bridges backwards
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Trick Knee!! Legacy goes back to the leg he was wearing down earlier with the spinning toe hold. He's got that bridge executed perfectly, hyperextending the knee.
Bozzini's fists ball up in pain as Ron Reid crouches over him, asking him if he wants to tap out. Legacy rolls back up to a vertical base. He pulls Bozzini up and applies a full nelson
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy applies the 9/11 spinning full nelson. He spins him around and around, not allowing his feet to touch the ground.
Phil Blauer: It would appear you are a poet.
Guillermo O'Bannon: And what compounds the irony is that I didn't even know it. Legacy stops the carousel, and begins spinning Pat Bozzini around the other way.
Bozzini spins round & round until Legacy gets too dizzy and drops him. He pulls Bozzini up into a fireman's carry and walks him over to the corner. Legacy sits Bozzini on the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy climbs to the second turnbuckle, but Bozzini hops over him with a sunset flip into a Rollercoaster Bomb!!
Audience comes alive and cheers. Bozzini sits Legacy on the top turnbuckle and then sets him up for a muscle buster
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini walks Legacy into the center of the ring and drops him in a powerbomb he calls a Paralyzing Failure!!
Phil Blauer: That's my Mom's pet name for me.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini lifts Legacy up into a hanging suplex then begins spinning him. He lets him drop to a 45 degree angle before converting it into a Superiority ShellShock DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Legacy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini lifts Legacy into a fireman's carry then spins it out into a hanging suplex, before dropping it into an eye of the hurricane!! Childhood Scar!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
Fear Factory's "Archetype" plays and the Las Vegas fans boo. Pat Bozzini raises with his arms in the air. Ron Reid tries to raise them but Bozzini snatches his hand away
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 19 minutes 35 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'PLATINUM' PAT BOZZINI!!!"
Bozzini snatches his three UCW title belts out of Ron Reid's hands and walks out of the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: I'm sure it took longer than he wanted to, but Bozzini has a successful debut here in Las Vegas.
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler has been on a hot streak since he came to the West Coast. Just ask him. The Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Champion Tatsuya Arakawa is looking to not only take the wind out of his sails but show Hardkore America Heavyweight Champion Kilroy Evans what he has in store for him during their match in Portland, Oregon next month.
"Bomb Idea" by Mad Capsule Markets plays and the Las Vegas crowd boos. Tom Lux walks out with "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa walks out with the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Championship around his waist
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa lost a close one to Sun in Palm Springs. He then inserted himself into the Wargames Match against The Un-Stable just to get at Kilroy Evans. Tonight, he hopes Kilroy's eyes will be glued to the screen to see what Portland will be like.
Phil Blauer: I know what it's gonna be like. Rainy, with tons of great strip clubs and even better weed.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I thought you quit.
Phil Blauer: I did, when you need some.
Yolanda Ando: Tatsuya Arakawa wears blood red MMA biker style tights with Japanese lettering for "Saikyo Terrorist" on the rear in black, high black boots, black TRACE kneepads, and black wrist tape.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by his manager Tom Lux; Hailing from Shimo-tsuga-gun, Tochigi, Japan; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 261 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE NIPPON BRASS KNUCKLES CHAMPION...'THE SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA!!!"
The Thomas & Mack Center boos but Tatsuya Arakawa ignores them. Then a huge countdown clock appears on the Hardkoretron and a voice starts to talk
Voice: "David Sadler will steal the show in 5 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 4 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 3 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 2 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show……………………
Boom fireworks shoot from the ramp! The words spoken by David Sadler echo around the arena “I have toiled and bled and now it is time to show you the very meaning of reality” "Liberate" by Disturbed then hits the speakers as David walks out on the ramp and the camera shoots to a close up of him. He looks at the crowd side to side. David makes a couple of steps forward as two pyros shoot off fireworks and flame besides him. He then continues down the ramp and then to the ring. He climbs up the steps slowly and when he reaches the top step he looks over at the Las Vegas crowd for a few seconds. He then makes his way through the ropes and walks across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle which he climbs and spreads his arms and looks into the sky from
Guillermo O'Bannon: The well traveled David Sadler looking fit for someone who's spilitting his time between England, The Carribean, and the West Coast.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, he's the only one with jet-lag and operating on 15 minutes sleep in Vegas. Poor baby.
Yolanda Ando: David Sadler wears baggy cut off jean shorts. He wears black knee and elbow pads and white boots with black trim. Pale skinned with blue eyes, long brown hair and clean shaven.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent hails from Ipswich, England; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!!"
The audience gives him some applause out of respect. Mike Peters signals for the bell. David Sadler attacks Arakawa with a series of hard right hands
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler laying into Arakawa with those punches, but Arakawa counters with a wild flurry of stiff punches of his own.
Phil Blauer: You don't wanna trade punches with Arakawa just like you don't wanna trade combs with Tim Burton.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler blocks one of them and fires back with a forearm smash. He irish whips Arakawa into the ropes and flips him over his head with a belly to belly suplex!
Arakawa gets to his feet and whacks Sadler with a high kick to head. Arakawa gives him a couple slaps and then spinning chops him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa kicks Sadler in the ribs, then bounces off the ropes and hits him with a yakuza kick! Arakawa applies an ankle hold. He stands over Sadler and wrenches his foot to the side.
Arakawa wraps his legs around Sadler's thigh and drops down into an on-the-mat version of the ankle lock. Arakawa twists his foot from side to side
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler rolls onto his back and kicks Arakawa off of him. Both men get to their feet, but Sadler drops him with a standing dropkick. He shoots Arakawa into the ropes, and back body drops him.
David Sadler hooks him up and suplexes him into the center of the ring. He irish whips Sadler into the ropes again, but Arakawa comes back with an STO
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa irish whips David Sadler into the corner. He follows him in with a running face erasure kick so hard he falls on his ass. Arakawa backs up and runs in again with a running knee smash to the face!
Tatsuya Arakawa pulls Sadler up by the hair, but Sadler ducks underneath a right hand. He belly to back suplexes Arakawa
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Arakawa to get to his feet. He jumps off and catches Arakawa in the mush with a flying dropkick! He grabs Arakawa by the leg and spins it, then drops down into a figure four.
Arakawa sits up in pain while Sadler clamps down on his twisted legs. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out but Arakawa shakes his head no. Tom Lux pounds on the apron trying to get Tatsuya's attention
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa trying to turn the figure four over but Sadler staying put. He releases the figure four, and pulls Arakawa's head into his legs. He lifts him up into a powerbomb!! Sadler cradles his legs!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler pulls Arakawa up by the hair. Arakawa goes to kick him but Sadler catches his foot. Arakawa swings around with the other leg and whacks him with an enzuigiri! Tatsuya Arakawa grabs him in a front facelock and drops down into a guillotine choke.
Arakawa squeezes Sadler's sides with his powerful legs, while constricting his breathing with his arms. Mike Peters asks Sadler if he wants to tap but he isn't getting enough oxygen to answer him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa rolls Sadler onto his back and rocks him forward onto his shoulders.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(David Sadler slips out of the facelock)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa snapmares Sadler over and tags him in the back with a couple stiff kicks. He crouches behind Sadler and applies a stretch plum. He hooks Sadler's head back as far as it'll go. Tatsuya Arakawa pulls back on his arm & head, nodding to the camera as if to Kilroy Evans watching in the locker room.
Tom Lux applauds on the outside while Mike Peters asks David Sadler if he wants to tap. Arakawa releases the stretch plum and pulls Sadler to his feet with a waistlock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa drops Sadler on the back of his head with a deadlift german suplex! He scurries over and pins Sadler.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa irish whips Sadler into the ropes but Sadler ducks underneath an STO. He comes back from the other side of the ropes and takes Arakawa out with a clothesline!
Arakawa rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. He capitalizes with a kneeling wakigatame. He steps over Sadler's body and pulls back on his arm
Phil Blauer: Sadler made a big mistake going anywhere near Arakawa with that arm.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler balls up his fist in pain as Arakawa rows back with his arm. Sadler armdrags him over to escape. He irish whips Arakawa into the ropes and floors him with a spinning wheel kick!
David Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Arakawa to stand up. When he does, Sadler greets him with a diving elbow smash
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler goes for a DDT but Arakawa backdrops out of it. Tatsuya Arakawa cuts him down to size with a series of hard chops to his chest. The last one drops him to the mat, so Arakawa grabs the same arm and falls back with a jujigatame cross arm scissors.
David Sadler kicks his heels into the mat in pain. Tatsuya Arakawa readjusts the arm and leans back with Sadler's arm in his legs. Mike Peters crouches over them and asks Sadler if he wants to tap out
Phil Blauer: Arakawa working down The Saviour of Professional Wrestling's arm with an array of armlocks.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler hooks his arm around the bottom rope and Mike Peters forces a break. Tatsuya Arakawa irish whips Sadler into the ropes, but Sadler comes back with a flying body press!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler irish whips Arakawa into the ropes and drives him into the mat with a sidewalk slam! Sadler bounces into the ropes and drops a leg across his face.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler irish whips Arakawa but he reverses it and shoots Tatsuya into the turnbuckles. Arakawa chops Sadler's red chest again, then punches him in the jaw. He headbutts Sadler in the forehead and then kicks him in the chest.
Tatsuya Arakawa spinning chops Sadler in his aching pectorals, then shotei palm strikes him upside the chin. Arakawa almost takes Sadler's head off with a high boot to the face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa irish whips Sadler into the ropes and smashes him under the chin with a jumping kneelift! Tatsuya Arakawa fireman's carries him onto his shoulders and then drops his face onto his knee!! Go 2 Sleep!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler ducks underneath a punch and bridges him with a Fuck Hitler german suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler hooks him up and drops back into a Soviet Scum Sweep legsweep! David Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off with a 747 splash!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler wraps him up with a sleeper hold. Arakawa strains his arms out towards the ropes but Sadler not letting him get close. Tatsuya drops down to one knee out of exhaustion.
Arakawa drops down to his knees and shoots the top of the head through Sadler's chin. He grabs Sadler's hair and throws a few high muy thai style kneelifts to his stomach, and ends the Tiger Knees combo with a kneelift to jaw
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa spins around and smacks Sadler in the face with a uraken backfist. He irish whips Sadler into the ropes and pops Sadler in the head with a rolling solebutt kick!
Tatsuya Arakawa lifts Sadler up into a hanging suplex and then drops him headfirst with a stiff brainbuster!! He hooks Sadler's limp leg
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa irish whips Sadler into the ropes and dips down for a back body drop, but Sadler twists him around into a falling neckbreaker. Sadler bounces into the ropes but misses a kneedrop.
Tatsuya Arakawa runs into the ropes. When Sadler sits up he gets tagged in the chest with a TAK soccer kick! The sound of it rings through the Thomas & Mack Center, prompting some applause
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa goes for a side suplex but David Sadler reverses it into a crippler crossface! He links his fingers and pulls up on his head & arm. Arakawa reaching out for the ropes but Sadler yanks up on his head.
Arakawa reaches out and grabs the rope, so Peters forces the break. Sadler straightens out his arm and kneedrops the back of Arakawa's elbow
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler tosses Arakawa over the ropes, but he catches the rope on the way over and lands on the apron. Sadler walks over to suplex him back into the ring but Arakawa cracks him in the face with a european uppercut. Arakawa pulls him through the ropes and front facelocks him. Arakawa DDTs Sadler off the apron onto the Thomas & Mack Center floor!!
The crowd cheers and Sadler rolls over, busted open from the forehead. Tatsuya Arakawa drops Sadler's head on the concrete again with a backdrop driver!! Sadler clutches the back of his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa pulls a bloody Sadler up but Sadler goes to work on him with some Rage Punches. He drives Arakawa's head into the concrete with a David DDT!!
David Sadler climbs up to the top turnbuckle and waits for Tatsuya Arakawa to stand up. When he does, Sadler leaps off with a flying body press that smacks both men into the guardrail!! The crowd leaps to their feet and cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody Sadler staggers to his feet and rolls Arakawa into the ring. He gets back into the ring, and irish whips Arakawa into the ropes. Tatsuya Arakawa comes back with a yakuza kick! Tatsuya Arakawa climbs to the second rope and comes off with a Shinjuku Crush kneedrop to chest!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa irish whips Sadler into the ropes and then KOs him with a jumping Gamengiri kick!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr-(David Sadler puts his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa pulls Sadler up by the blood soaked hair. Sadler surprises him with an enzuigiri kick to the side of the head. He tap dances on Arakawa's head with some angry stomps.
Sadler measures Arakawa, and when he gets on his hands and knees, Sadler punt kicks him across the face. Sadler pulls him up and irish whips him into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler drives his face into the mat with a fameasser he calls The Light!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler scoops Arakawa up, but Tatsuya lands on his feet behind him. He runs into the ropes and nearly takes his head off with the Aki Lariot!!
Tatsuya Arakawa pulls his head into his legs and lifts him up for a huge high angle powerbomb!! Arakawa sits Sadler up long enough to apply the rear naked choke
Phil Blauer: The rear naked choke! The first two words get your attention, the last one wins the match!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler waves his arms around but there's no ropes in sight! Peters asking Sadler if he wants to tap out but David refusing. Arakawa squeezes his trunklike legs around Sadler's midsection to keep him from getting any new air.
Arakawa clamps down on his windpipe, and rolls back until Sadler is bridged. Sadler slaps Arakawa's arm to tap out. Tom Lux celebrates on the apron, "Bomb Idea" by Mad Capsule Markets plays on the Thomas & Mack Center PA system
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 21 minutes 23 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'THE SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA!!"
Kilroy Evans slides into the ring
Phil Blauer: It's Kilroy Evans!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans catches Arakawa by the head with The Bad Touch diamond cutter!! He back suplexes Arakawa up into a Blue Thunder Driver!!
Kilroy Evans laughs and falls through the ropes and onto the apron, to escape into the audience
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans started their match in Portland a little early tonight. Arakawa goes to the Carribean next to defend his Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles title against Toshiro Taskashi. Then he goes to Portland, Oregon to wrestle Kilroy Evans for the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship. David Sadler will wrestle Paul Soutter for the Hardkore West Coast title on that same show
Fade up on video from the last show in Palm Springs, dated 12/18/05. Horror Girl is walking down the hallway backstage at Hardkore Hall when a yell is heard and then a chair enters the camera shot and caves Horror Girl's head in!! The camera widens out and it's "Sexy" Anjanette Turner
"Sexy" Anjanette Turner: "I'm back! Don't think I forgot about you!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner is back in Hardkore World! We haven't seen her since September when she lost her Hardkore World Women's Championship to Ashley in that leather strap match in LA! Her battles with Horror Girl have been well documented. They tore it up in this very building at Palm Springs Punishment in March in that Steel Cage Cat Collar Match.
Anjanette whales back and crashes the chair across Horror Girl's back. Sexy Anj walks out of the camera shot
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette making it known that it's her against Horror Girl at our next show in Las Vegas!
Horror Girl gets to her feet, rubbing her back and snarling
Guillermo O'Bannon: As you saw in Palm Springs, Sexy Anj showed up and left a calling card in Horror Girl's skull. I don't know too many people that would feel comfortable doing that.
Phil Blauer: But most people aren't a four time Hardkore World Women's Champion. In fact, no one is. Not even Casey Affleck.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl is not one you want to make angry, let's see if Anjanette Turner knows what she's doing.
"GirlFight" by Brooke Valentine plays and the audience rushes to the aisleways. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner walks out and slaps their hands as she walks down to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette lives here in Las Vegas, although she's originally from New York. She's battled Horror Girl a few times over the years, losing a cat collar steel cage match at Palm Springs Punishment but defeating her this past summer for the Hardkore World Women's Championship with a flatliner off the top turnbuckle in a steel cage match at Hardkore Hall. Tonight they break the tie, anywhere here in the Thomas & Mack Center.
Phil Blauer: So this is the rubber match. And not the kind of rubber you pretend to forget to bring on a date.
Yolanda Ando: Anjanette Turner is wearing a red two peice bathing suit, red boots, and her hair is in a pony tail.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is a Falls Count Anywhere Match. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, now residing in Las Vegas, Nevada; Standing 5 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 130 pounds...'SEXY' ANJANETTE TURNER!!!"
The crowd cheers. Then "Haunted" by Evanessence plays, Horror Girl cautiously makes her way towards the ring with Mr. Fame and Bernice Biggs. While walking down the runway, she pauses, tilting her head towards a jeering fan. When Horror Girl gets into the ring, she crawls in and goes to the corner where she crouches down and stares at Turner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl could have been the one facing Tamara Sanchez tonight, but she pinned herself to allow Mako in that match. But due to reasons only she knows, instead she's tangling with her old enemy, Anjanette Turner.
Phil Blauer: I guess she likes the dark meat.
Yolanda Ando: Horror Girl is wearing tightly fitted mummy wrappings around her chest, hips, forearms, hands and legs, she appears to look like a zombie. Her skin is a pale blue and her hair is tinted a slight grayish purple. Her eyes are a very, very light blue. It's so light it looks whited out. Lastly, she has the classic zombie darkness around her eyes.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent is accompanied to the ring by her manager, Mr. Fame and Bernice Biggs; from Parts Unknown; Standing 5 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 138 pounds...HORROR GIRL!!!"
The Las Vegas fans boo her and she snarls back at them. Horror Girl runs and spears Anjanette Turner and spinebusters her into the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl starting this match off with a bang. Horror Girl takes a wild swing but Turner ducks under it and backdrop drivers the zombie!
Horror Girl no-sells it and walks right back up to Anjanette. She grabs Turner by her ponytail and tosses her over the top rope to the floor below
Phil Blauer: That was quick.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl hops onto the middle of the top rope and hops off with a springboard missle dropkick!!
Anjanette Turner smashes into the railing. The Las Vegas fans boo Horror Girl as she crawls over and makes the pin
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl lifts Turner by the throat and chokes her. She flips her over into a powerslam on the floor!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl lifts her up and side headlocks her. Anjanette reverses it into a t-bone suplex on the cement!!
The Thomas & Mack Center comes to life, cheering for their hometown hero. Turner climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Horror Girl to get to her feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner spins off the top with a roundhouse kick to the floor!! She pulls Horror Girl up in a powerbomb but she reverses it into a huracanrana, driving Turner's skull into the steel steps!!
The crowd winces at the sound of Turner's skull riccocheting off the ringsteps. Horror Girl holds her in an inverted facelock. She runs up the ringsteps into a spinning neckbreaker on the floor
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl climbs up to the apron and grabs Turner on the ring floor in a front facelock. She hops off the apron with a tornado DDT on the cement!!
Anjanette pops her head up with a gash across her hairline. Horror Girl picks her up by the hair and tosses her back into the ring. She fireman's carries Turner up onto her shoulder and sits her on the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl climbs up to the second turnbuckle and butterflies her arms. But Turner slips her hands out and pushes Horror Girl off the turnbuckles over the ropes to the floor below!
The audience cheers and Turner stands up on the top turnbuckle. She leaps off and catches Horror Girl by the head with a spinning huracanrana on the Thomas & Mack Center floor!! The crowd reacts by chanting "ANJ!! ANJ!! ANJ!! ANJ!! ANJ!!" Meanwhile Turner sets up a table at ringside
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette rolls Horror Girl onto the table and climbs up on the apron. She gets a running start along the apron, handsprings into a backflip splash through the ring table!!
The chants of "ANJ!! ANJ!! ANJ!! ANJ!! ANJ!!" get louder. Ron Reid takes a little while to get out of the ring to make the count
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl kicks out)
Phil Blauer: The time it took Ron to get his fat ass out of the ring might have just saved Horror Girl.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner applies a crossface half nelson, and pitches Horror Girl facefirst into the apron with a reverse legsweep!
Horror Girl clutches her nose. Anjanette scoops her up but Horror Girl falls behind her on her feet. She yanks Turner back by the ponytail onto the floor
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl drops a sharp elbow across her neck.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl takes off some of her mummy wraps and ties it around Turner's throat. She tosses Turner over the railing into the front row of the audience. She pulls back on the mummy wrap, with her knee braced against Turner's back.
A kid screams "Stop it! Your hurting her!" as his parents pull him away from the action. Horror Girl pulls back on the medical gauze as Turner's feet kick out by lack of oxygen
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl reaches over the guardrail and digs her nails into Anjanette's cut! Blood oozes through her fingers as she applies pressure. Turner gets to her feet, but Horror Girl slips her feet under the railing and sweeps Anj's feet out from under her. Turner's throat catches the guardrail on the way down!
Anjanette Turner clutches her throat and falls back into the lap of a front row fan. Horror Girl steps over the railing and lifts Anjanette up in an inverted crucifix. She spins around and flapjacks Turner onto some empty chairs as the fans scatter like roaches
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl irish whips her but Turner reverses it and shoots Horror Girl into the railing hard! Anjanette runs up from behind and enzuigiri kicks Horror Girl over the guardrail into the aisleway!
Anjanette Turner balances on the railing, stands up, and leg drops Horror Girl in the aisle
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner comes up from behind Horror Girl and applies a standing kataha-jime. She drags her up the rampway onto the top of the stage. She spins Horror Girl around & round then drops her on her head at the top of the stage!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon:A bloody but Sexy Anj grabs Horror Girl and asks the audience what they want. She gives it to them with a figure four leglock!
Phil Blauer: I heard "tits".
Horror Girl sits up in pain while Turner clamps down on Horror Girl's legs. Ron Reid asks if Horror Girl wants to submit but she whips her head from side to side
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner bounces Horror Girl's twisted legs to increase the pressure but Horror Girl is not tapping. In fact she turns her over and turns the tables on Anjanette.
Turner cries out in anguish as Horror Girl does a push up to apply pressure to Sexy Anj's legs. Ron Reid now asking Turner is she wants to give up but the four time champ refusing
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl releases her legs and grabs Turner's arms. She monkey flips Anjanette Turner off of the stage to the floor below!!
The Las Vegas fans boo as Turner bounces off the concrete floor! Horror Girl waits for Anjanette Turner to get up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl hops off with a huracanrana from the stage but Anjanette catches her and powerbombs her on the Thomas & Mack Center floor!!
The crowd erupts and Anjanette holds onto her legs so she can pick her up for a second powerbomb, this one on the guardrail!! Anjanette pins her behind the stageway
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Before Turner can get off of Horror Girl, she bites Anj in the neck! She gnashes her teeth until blood runs from Turner's neck. She headlocks Anj and runs her head through the side entrance's door!
Both Horror Girl and Anjanette Turner spill out into the lobby. Turner gets up and ducks under a punch by Horror Girl
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner runs Horror Girl into a t-shirt stand and rolls her back into a backroll press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl gets up and latches onto Anjanette Turner's face, digging her nails into her flesh. She screams and shoves her away to the lobby floor. She gut wrenches Anjanette Turner up and drops her in a tigerdriver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner claps her legs on Horror Girl's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl tries to irish whip her but Anjanette Turner reverses the momentum and irish whips her through the doors out to the parking lot! She gets out there and sambo suplexes her on the asphalt!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sexy Anj waistlocks her but Horror Girl back elbows her in the face. She double underhook suplexes Turner onto a car!
Anjanette cries out in pain and rolls over on her side on the hood of the car. Horror Girl steps up on the hood of the car, and pulls her up into a hanging suplex then flips her forward into a rock bottom
Guillermo O'Bannon: Screaming Horror on the windshield!!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl delivers a lifting armbar DDT on the hood of the car!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner gets to her knees and smashes Horror Girl in the face. Turner gut wrench suplexes Horror Girl off the hood of the car to the parking lot asphalt!
Anjanette wipes some of the blood out of her eyes. She gets a running start along the hood of the car with a hart attack clothesline
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner corkscrew tombstones Horror Girl on the blacktop!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette steps up on the hood of a Pontiac Grand Am and backflips but Horror Girl avoids the moonsault. Turner fortunately lands on her feet, and Horror Girl pumphandles her up into a german suplex on the hood of the Pontiac!!
Horror Girl stands up on the hood of the Pontiac. She scoops Turner up and bodyslams her on the roof, bending it in! Turner gets up and Horror Girl runs and dropkicks her in the sternum
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl bites her cheek hard until it bleeds. She headbutts Turner in the jaw over & over until she stops moving. Horror Girl stands up but Turner gets under her legs. She lifts her up into a gory special then drops her head into a gory driver!!
Anjanette stands up on the roof of the Pontiac and backflips into a moonsault on Horror Girl on the hood of the car!! She hooks her leg
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner pulls Horror Girl up into an inverted facelock. She spins off the hood of the car to the asphalt with a Turner Tornado!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: (muffled, from inside the building) "At 13 minutes 10 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, 'SEXY' ANJANETTE TURNER!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: It seems to have taken everything out of her, but the four time champion prevails here in her hometown! They both go back to Portland, Oregon to wrestle in the favorite match of the Hardkore World Women's Champion Tamara Sanchez, the triple cage.
The camera shows the ring crew working furiously taking the ring ropes down and stringing up the barbed wire strands
Phil Blauer: There could be a whole lot of fat man hanging off that barbed wire if Soutter isn't careful.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's right, Soutter is putting his Hardkore West Coast title belt on the line against Lonewolf McNeely in the dreaded barbed wire match. Soutter brought this on himself when he interrupted McNeely's 2/3 falls match last month to challenge him to a powerslam. The insuing "challenge" allowed Fierce to win one of the falls and ultimately the match. Before we went to break Soutter attempted to challenge Lonewolf McNeely to another Powerslam Challenge but McNeely came ready with a strand of barbed wire.
"In the Year of the Wolf" by Motorhead plays and the audience boos. Sounds of a crying woman are heard as we then see pyro going off to and the arena lights begin to flicker. Blood lines stream down the video tron. Images of Rain and Lonewolf are shown, as a scene of a kiss is shown, the video switches to Lonewolf giving a piledriver to Rain on top of the semi outside as he licks the blood running down her forehead. Lonewolf comes out of the curtains dressed in black leather shorts with blood over his chest in Rain's name. The Las Vegas fans boo him. Lonewolf pulls his hair back in a ponytail and holds up a bag of blood, dipping his fingers in it and running it down his face. He points towards the pits of hell and gives a backwords cross sign as he spits the blood in the air, howling at the top of his lungs
Phil Blauer: That can't be kosher.
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely with one of the odder ring entrances in wrestling.
Lonewolf struts down to the ring and chants obscene words towards the fans while giving the finger and attempting to slap the women in the audience. Lonewolf jumps on the barbed wire and pulls out a knife from his shorts and slices it across his chest and draws a small amount of blood as he enters the ring. He yells at the referee and gives two fingers to the fans at ringside spitting more blood on the ground
Phil Blauer: The bell hasn't even rung and he's bleeding. Pace yourself, Injun.
Guillermo O'Bannon: He's not Indian, Phil. Lonewolf McNeely inserted himself into the Wargames Match in Palm Springs and put the hurt on Robert Hunglestien III and the rest of The Un-Stable for not allowing him into their crew. He'd love to win the West Coast Championship to keep it away from them.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Barbed Wire Match is for the HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...LONEWOLF MCNEELY!!!"
The Thomas & Mack Center rocks with boos. "Rip It Up" by 28 Days plays and the Las Vegas fans leap to their feet. Soutter walks out with the Hardkore West Coast title belt hung over his head, he's already bleeding a little from the shot from the barbed wire fist
Guillermo O'Bannon: He wasn't here long enough this year to get many votes, but these fans will tell you, this is one of the most popular wrestlers on the West Coast.
Phil Blauer: And he has the belt to prove it.
Guillermo O'Bannon: They don't give you a belt for winning popularity contests, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Explain John Cena.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone does a rimshot on his ringside drum kit
Yolanda Ando: How does he sneak that thing by us every month? Soutter wears black trunks with the straps coming up over each shoulder and he has red boots. He also wears a black leather vest to the ring.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent is from Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 428 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL SOUTTER!!!"
The Las Vegas fans scream their lungs out for Paul Soutter as he holds his belt up over his head. Soutter rams his knee into McNeely's groin! The crowd cheers even louder. Peters takes the belt away from Soutter and signals for the bell
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter rams his knee into McNeely's stomach, then while he's keeled over, he smashes him in the face with a kneelift. McNeely responds with a shotei uppercut.
Soutter smashes McNeely in the face with several forearm smashes. Soutter wraps McNeely up in a bearhug. He grips his arms together to squeeze all the air out of Lonewolf
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter hikes McNeely up a little to get a better grip. Lonewolf punches his way out of the bearhug. McNeely backs up a little and pops Soutter in the face with a spinning heel kick!
Soutter backs up a little and the fans boo. McNeely smashes Soutter in the nose with an elbow strike. He tries to scoop Soutter up but he's too heavy
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely gives it another try but Soutter's not budging. He backs off and Soutter runs into him with a double ax handle smash to his face. He scoops McNeely up and running powerslams him into the barbed wire!!
The crowd erupts as McNeely slides down the barbed wire with deep lacerations on his back. Lonewolf McNeely staggers to his feet only to be driven headfirst into the mat by a DDT
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter goes for a bulldog, but McNeely pushes him off into the barbed wire!! Soutter stumbles out right into a superkick! McNeely hooks the leg!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely slides under the barbed wire and grabs a steel chair. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, and comes off with an atomic arabian facebuster with the chair to Soutter's face!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely goes for a spinebuster on the busted open champ, but Soutter reverses it into an inverted atomic drop. He flips McNeely up on his shoulders and drops his back on the barbed wire with a powerbomb!!
The fans cheer wildly as McNeely tries to grab his back from all the agony the cuts are causing him. Soutter presses McNeely over his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter tosses McNeely over the barbed wire to the concrete floor below!! He rolls under the barbed wire and catches some of his trunks on it.
Phil Blauer: (praying) Please don't let there be a wardrobe malfunction. Please, oh, please, oh please don't let there be a wardrobe malfunction.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter headlocks McNeely and bulldogs his face on the cement!! McNeely comes up with a bloody nose. Soutter leans him against the guardrail and climbs up to the apron. He leaps off with a Soutterlanche but hits nothing but railing!!
Soutter bends the guardrail from all his weight. McNeely wipes the blood from his nose, and climbs up to the apron. The fans boo him as he poses
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely spins off the apron with a roundhouse kick to Soutter's face! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Soutter to get to his feet. He hits Soutter with a corkscrew plancha on the floor!!
The audience jeers McNeelt as he rolls Soutter under the barbed wire and climbs to the top turnbuckle. McNeely backflips into a shooting star press!! He hooks Soutter's leg
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely pulls Soutter up by his blood drenched hair into a sitting position. He applies a dragon sleeper and then walks forward a few steps into a dragon clutch. He plants his feet and pulls back on Soutter's head.
Blood trickles down from McNeely's nose into his mouth, which he promptly spits out in a mist. Peters checks in to see if Soutter submits but he refuses. McNeely releases the dragon clutch and pulls his head into his legs
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely goes for a piledriver, but Soutter's too heavy to pick up. Soutter reverses with a Soutter Spinebuster!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter irish whips McNeely into the corner, but McNeely runs up the turnbuckles and backflips into a moonsault press!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely goes for a suplex but can't get Soutter up. Soutter reverses with a textbook suplex of his own. He full nelsons McNeely and then legsweeps his broken nose into the mat!
The crowd cheers Soutter. Soutter sits McNeely up on the top turnbuckle. McNeely pops Soutter in the face with a punch. He inverted facelocks Soutter and flips forward with a diamond dust
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sands of Time!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes down with a leg drop across the face of the West Coast Champion!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely goes for a DDT but Soutter lifts him up into a fireman's carry. He drops back into a 400 pound samoan drop!!
Soutter runs and squashes Lonewolf McNeely with a big Soutter Splash
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter waits for Lonewolf McNeely to get up. When he does, he charges at him like an Aussie bull with a Soutter Spear but McNeely sidesteps him. Soutter crashes headfirst into the barbed wire!! Lonewolf McNeely drives him headfirst with a double underhook DDT!
The Las Vegas fans boo, while Lonewolf McNeely rolls Soutter over and makes the pin
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely wraps one arm around Soutter's chin and pulls Soutter's left arm back with a buffalo sleeper. Soutter bleeds down his front while McNeely clamps back on his air passage.
Mike Peters asks Soutter if he wants to give up but Soutter shakes his head. The audience chants at McNeely: "WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH?"
Phil Blauer: (points at Guillermo) Right here, why?
Guillermo O'Bannon: They were talking about Rain.
Phil Blauer: In Vegas? We have a better chance of Boone getting laid.
McNeely grips his fingers together and pulls up on Soutter's chin & arm. After several agonizing moments, Soutter releases the buffalo sleeper. He steps in front of a kneeling Soutter and cracks him in the skull with a shining wizard kick to the temple
Guillermo O'Bannon: Flesh Cut!! Lonewolf McNeely rolls the big man over and makes the pin.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Soutter slugs him in the stomach. He climbs to the second turnbuckle and drops McNeely back with a Soutterplex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter lifts McNeely up in a fireman's carry and walks him over to the barbed wire. He swings McNeely around into an F5 style Down Under Drop on the barbed wire!!
The crowd erupts and starts chanting "SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!!" Soutter drags a bloody McNeely over to the corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter crashes his big ass into McNeely's chest with a bonzai drop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter pulls McNeely over to the side of the ring and flips him over his shoulder with a exploder into the barbed wire!!
Phil Blauer: If there's any flesh left on McNeely's back, I can't find any!
The audience continues to chant "SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!!" Soutter goes to clothesline him but McNeely ducks underneath and catches him in the mouth with a back roundhouse kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely applies a dragon sleeper. He gets up to his feet and pulls back on Soutter's head & arm. Soutter instinctively reaches out for the ropes but cuts his hand on the barbed wire.
Phil Blauer: Poor Aussie dope. Probably thought there was a beer there.
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely continues to yank back on Soutter's head & neck but not getting a submission out of him. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle, but Soutter gets to his feet and stops him with another punch to the guts. McNeely fights back this time with a few swats of his own. He grabs Soutter by the hair and drives his face into the mat with a Slashing Effect pedigree!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely rushes Soutter, but he catches Lonewolf and belly to belly suplexes him into the barbed wire!!
The Thomas & Mack Center cheers again. Soutter pulls Lonewolf McNeely up in a side suplex but McNeely wraps his arms around Soutter's arm and rides him down into a crossface
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely applies a nagata lock II! He pulls up on the head of Soutter, while scissoring his arm.
Phil Blauer: Soutter is bleeding down McNeely's arm. Gross.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter slips out of it and drives McNeely into the mat with an inverted DDT!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter tosses McNeely across the ring with a gut wrench suplex! He goes for another Soutter Splash but McNeely puts his knees up into his stomach. Lonewolf McNeely gets a running start and yakuza kicks Soutter into the barbed wire!!
The Las Vegas fans boo. Soutter cries out as he's stuck on the evil wire. Lonewolf McNeely smashes Soutter in the chest with a hard punch while he's pinned on the wire
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely goes for a german suplex but he can't pick him up. Soutter back elbows him. He flips McNeely up on his shoulder and drops him in a Soutter Splat dominator on the barbed wire!!
The audience erupts. McNeely staggers off the barbed wire and walks right into Soutter who lifts him up by the throat with both arms
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter drops him in a lo-down tigerbomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely claps his legs together on Soutter's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter scoops McNeely up on his shoulder, then runs into the center of the ring with a 428 pound Soutterslam!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Lonewolf McNeely kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter climbs to the top turnbuckle, but McNeely pops him in the face with a right hand. Lonewolf gets a running start and catches Soutter by the head with a Scent of Destruction diamond cutter!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely smashes Soutter in the face with an elbow, another, then smashes him in the face with a roaring elbow!
McNeely soaks in the boos a little and then twists Soutter's legs into an inverted figure four leglock. Lonewolf McNeely clamps down on his legs, while Soutter lies on his side, bleeding down his side
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely applies a Nagata Lock I, trying to take out the big man's legs. He releases it and pulls Soutter's head into his legs, chicken winging both of his arms.
Phil Blauer: I'm pretty sure chicken winging isn't an word. That's redickerous.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter back body drops McNeely to get out of the Lights Out! He flips McNeely over into a northern lights suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter pulls a bike chain out of his trunks and bashes McNeely in the face with it!! He grabs McNeely by the legs and spins him around in a wheelbarrow suplex over his shoulder onto the barbed wire!!
The crowd is deafening, as McNeely slides down the barbed wire. Soutter pumphandles McNeely up onto his shoulder but Lonewolf falls behind him on his feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely dropkicks Soutter in the back, pitching him into the barbed wire!! Soutter falls to his knees and McNeely tags him in the side of the head with his Flesh Cut kick!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
The fans leap to their feet and boo as "In the Year of the Wolf" by Steppenwolf plays in the Thomas & Mack Center. McNeely rolls off of Soutter with his arms in the air
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 3 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...LONEWOLF MCNEELY!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely wins his first championship in Hardkore America and grabs the Hardkore West Coast title! He goes on to Portland to defend it against "The Saviour of Professional Wrestling" David Sadler.
Lonewolf McNeely raises his Hardkore West Coast title belt over his head while the fans pelt him with garbage. Soutter limps back to the dressing room while the audience chants "SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!!"
Jan 12, 2006#23
The ring crew is busy taking down the barbed wire
Guillermo O'Bannon: Get your beer now, cause this match is guaranteed to go 30 minutes. Tamara Sanchez and Makoto Jupiter are two ladies that cannot seem to get past one another. They went to a breathtaking 30 minute draw in Sacramento, and now are set to have another great one and settle this once and for all.
"Adrenalize" by Rosetta Stone plays and Makoto Jupiter, Eerie Von, Tuxedo Mask, and Fat Tux walk out to a huge pop. Jupiter slaps all the fans hands in the aisleway
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter has some history in this building. One of her many matches here, was a Las Vegas Suntan Match. A leather strap match with Xyrynth back in January of 2004. She lost that match but she hopes to be more successful tonight against the World Champion, and add a third Women's Championship to her resume.
Yolanda Ando: Makoto Jupiter wears a white leotard with a short green vinyl skirt, green tie up wrestling shoes with matching knee pads, and long white gloves with green trim. Her brown hair is tied back in a sporty, yet functional ponytail.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is a Marathon Match, and is for the HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by her bodyguard, Eerie Von and the rest of The Cupcake Crew. From Olympia, Washington; Standing at 6 feet 1 inches tall; Weighing 138 pounds...MAKOTO JUPITER!!!"
The Las Vegas audience erupts while she stands on the ropes and waves back at them. The lights in the Thomas & Mack Center start to flicker, red and blue pyro explodes and "Always" by Saliva hits and a spotlight points on Tamara Sanchez standing in the entrance. The spotlight drives up her body, past her Hardkore World Women's Championship while she performs the Clique sign. She runs down the ramp, sliding into the ring where she jumps up the top turnbuckle showing her championship to the crowd
Guillermo O'Bannon: The last time Tammy was in this building, she defeated Horror Girl in a tables, ladder, & chairs match.
Phil Blauer: Las Vegas is all about streaks baby.
Guillermo O'Bannon: But Sanchez has not been able to pin Makoto Jupiter yet, and that has to be weighing on her mind.
Yolanda Ando: Sanchez is wearing black hot pants and a red top with spaghetti sleeves, appropriately saying "BITCH" on the front in black letters & red boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent is from New York City; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds; She is The Current HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
The Vegas fans boo. Sanchez bounces into the ropes and knocks Jupiter to the mat with a shoulderblock. Sanchez irish whips her, but Jupiter reverses it and shoots her into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter tiltawhirls her into a northern lights bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Tamara Sanchez gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter pulls Sanchez up by the arm, but Tammy twists her arm. She gives Jupiter's arm another wrench, and then back kicked her in the face.
Tamara Sanchez scoops Makoto Jupiter up, then bodyslams her but Jupiter inside cradles her
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!
Phil Blauer: Wow!
Guillermo O'Bannon: If this were a regular match, we would have a new champion in less than two minutes!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 1 minutes 29 seconds; MAKOTO JUPITER HAS WON THE FIRST FALL. THE SCORE IS JUPITER 1 SANCHEZ 0."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter irish whips Sanchez into the corner. She puts her boot against Tammy's throat, and chokes her Kevin Nash style.
Ron Reid gives Jupiter a four count to break the count. Jupiter releases and Sanchez pops her in the face with a punch. She front facelocks Jupiter and climbs up to the second rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter swings off the second rope with a tornado DDT!! She does a figure four set up, then bridges backwards. Bridging figure four!
Sanchez straightens up to a vertical base, and then drops back into another bridge. Makoto Jupiter grabs her hair in pain, but refuses to give up to Ron Reid. Jupiter's shoulders fall down to the mat
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Makoto Jupiter rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez drags Jupiter over to the corner. She hops on the second turnbuckle, then hits a split legged moonsault!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez front facelocks her but before she can DDT her, Jupiter reverses with a northern lights suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter pumphandles her up into a running reverse power bomb!! Greetings From Planet Jupiter!
The crowd roars and Makoto Jupiter climbs to the top turnbuckle. She blows some kisses to the Las Vegas fans. She jumps off the top with a frog splash with massive hang time
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter Splash!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter pulls her up into a powerbomb but Sanchez rolls out into an RKO! She runs into the ropes and hops onto the middle of the second rope. She backflips into a lionsault!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez irish whips Jupiter into the ropes and drives her skull into the mat with a huracanrana!
The Thomas & Mack Center boos Sanchez. Tammy climbs to the top turnbuckle and somersaults into a swanton bomb
Referee RonReid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 6 minutes 54 seconds; THE SCORE IS TIED 1-1."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez goes to punch her, but Jupiter blocks it with her forearm. Jupiter responds with some stiff boxing jabs and then some kicks to Sanchez's kidneys. She floors her with a roundhouse kick!
Makoto Jupiter climbs to the second turnbuckle with Tammy's head in an inverted facelock. She spins off with an inverted tornado DDT
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter atomic drops Sanchez on the top turnbuckle, facing the audience. She climbs to the second turnbuckle behind her and applies an inverted facelock. She flips Sanchez over into a reverse superplex!!
Sanchez lands hard on her stomach, and rolls over to her side. Makoto Jupiter takes the advantage and begins to apply a nagata lock I inverted figure four leglock. But when she goes to fall back, she spins around so that she's lying on her side behind Tammy
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Lustmord!! Makoto Jupiter applies a dragon sleeper with one arm and applies a tongan death grip with the other. She pulls back on Tammy's head while squeezing her twisted legs.
Reid checks in to see if Sanchez submits but she refuses. Jupiter turns the screw by squeezing her shoulder with the nerve hold. Sanchez reaches out and grabs the bottom rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid forces Jupiter to break The Lustmord. Jupiter irish whips Tammy into the ropes. She goes for a flying body press but Sanchez catches her and drops her across his knee with a backbreaker.
The Las Vegas crowd jeers and boos Tammy as she catches her breath. She climbs to the top turnbuckle. Makoto Jupiter was playing possum and kips up to her feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter runs up the turnbuckles and hooks Sanchez up in a cradle suplex. She drills Sanchez's head into the mat with a super fisherwoman's buster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter pulls Tamara Sanchez up by the hair. She goes for a roundhouse hook but Tammy ducks underneath and atomic drops her. Tammy ran into the ropes and hops over her with a sunset flip!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter claps her legs together on Tammy's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy irish whips Mako into the ropes but Jupiter tumbles under a clothesline. She atomic drops Sanchez onto the top turnbuckle, facing the audience. She grabs Tammy by the head and runs out with a rude awakening from the top turnbuckle!
The Las Vegas crowd cheers wildly. Makoto Jupiter flips Tamara Sanchez over her head with a crucifix, she then drops her headfirst in a ganso bomb
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Jupiterian!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter irish whips Sanchez but Tammy reverses it and shoots her to the ropes. Sanchez tiltawhirls her into a powerslam!
Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Mako to get to her feet. When she does, she dives off with a flying spear into Jupiter's stomach
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter staggers around into a twist of fate by Tamara Sanchez!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 11 Minutes 34 seconds; TAMARA SANCHEZ LEADS 2-1."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter reverses an irish whip and shoots Sanchez into the ropes. She cartwheels into a handspring elbow smash to her face! Sanchez stumbles around and Makoto Jupiter DDTs her!
The impact is so hard that Sanchez rolls up into a sitting position and back down again. Makoto Jupiter pulls her up, and butterflies her arms. She double underhooks her up and then back down into a facebuster powerbomb
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter Thunderclap Zap!! Makoto Jupiter climbs to the top turnbuckle but Tamara Sanchez shakes the ropes. Jupiter falls on the turnbuckle, and Sanchez climbs to the second turnbuckle. She lifts Mako onto her shoulders and drops her on her head with a death valley driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez hiptosses her to the mat and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. She jumps off and catches her with a huracanrana!! She cradles the leg!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez swings at Jupiter but she ducks and atomic drops her on the top rope. Jupiter corkscrew handspings into a triple axle roundhouse kick that sends Tammy tumbling to the apron!
The crowd pops while Makoto Jupiter steps through the ropes to the apron. She wraps her arms around Sanchez's neck and drops back into a flatliner off the apron
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez drops onto her chest on the naked concrete! Jupiter rolls her on our table here.
Phil Blauer: (rubs Tammy's leg) So soft...so pretty...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil! Shouldn't you be practicing your lounge act?
Phil Blauer: Nope. My agent Morty just called. I got bumped for the Kid & Play reunion show.
Makoto stands up on Guillermo & Phil's table. She rock bottoms Sanchez off the table into the audience!! The crowd roars and Makoto grabs Guillermo's headset
Makoto Jupiter: Phil, I'd get that hand looked at.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter steps over the railing into the audience. Tamara Sanchez runs at her from the front row, but Makoto belly to belly suplexes her over the railing back into the ring area!!
The fans pop again. Makoto Jupiter rolls Tammy onto the apron. Sanchez pulls herself up by the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez catches Jupiter in the mouth with a back kick. She hops to the middle of the second rope. She backflips into an asai moonsault on Makoto Jupiter!!
The Thomas & Mack Center boos the champion. Sanchez rolls Mako onto the apron. She gets up there as well, but Jupiter ducks under her first punch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mako belly to back suplexes Sanchez off the apron to the floor below!! Jupiter rolls back into the ring and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. She flies off with a flying body press but Sanchez ducks and Mako just smashes into the guardrail!!
Jupiter clutches her chin where a gash has opened up. Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for her to stand up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez flips off into a corkscrew plancha to Makoto Jupiter on the floor!! She rolls Jupiter back into the ring and climbs to the top rope. Frog splash!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 15 minutes 25 seconds; TAMARA SANCHEZ LEADS 3-1."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top rope from inside the ring. Makoto Jupiter kicks Reid into the ropes, which trips up Sanchez before she can moonsault her! Makoto Jupiter climbs to the second rope behind her. He grabs Tammy by the arms and flips her over her back into a super vertebreaker!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 15 minutes 58 seconds; THE SCORE IS NOW 3-2 SANCHEZ."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter northern lights suplexes Tamara Sanchez!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter climbs to the top turnbuckle but Tamara Sanchez runs up the turnbuckles and enzuigiri kicks her off the second rope! Jupiter falls forward off the top rope to the mat below.
The fans boo Tammy and she flips them off as she catches her breath. Tamara Sanchez scoops her up and bodyslams her in the corner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off with a swandive headbutt!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez runs into the ropes and backflips into a lionsault but Jupiter puts her knees up!! Makoto pulls her head into her legs and hammerlocks both of her arms behind her. She lifts Sanchez up on her shoulders and powerbombs her on both of her chicken winged arms!!
Sanchez clutches both of her shoulders. Makoto Jupiter applies a rings of saturn to both of her arms. Blood runs down her chin to her white leotard
Guillermo O'Bannon: Earrings of Jupiter!! She rocks back on both of Tamara's arms, while Ron Reid checks in to see if she wants to submit. She releases Sanchez's arms, and pulls her up into a crotch-tie position. She pumphandles her up into a backbreaker! She pulls her up and drops her into a second backbreaker, and another.
Makoto Jupiter climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Tamara Sanchez runs up the ropes and takes her off the top turnbuckle with a flying spinning headscissors
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez gut wrenches Jupiter up into a tigerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter claps her legs together on Sanchez's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez grabs one of Jupiter's arms and one of her legs and applies a tequilla sunrise! She's rocking back on that leg that she wore down with the bridging figure four.
Ron Reid asks Jupiter if she wants to submit but she shakes her head no. Tamara Sanchez releases her arm and climbs back up to her feet. She turns it into a single leg boston crab
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez plants her feet and yanks Jupiter's leg back with that canadian maple leaf. Ron Reid in perfect position but Jupiter is refusing to tap out. Sanchez squats down lower to get an even better angle, and Jupiter taps out!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 20 minutes 7 seconds; THE SCORE IS 4-2, SANCHEZ!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez is celebrating on the second rope, taunting the booing fans here in Las Vegas. But Jupiter gets underneath her and lifts her up in an electric chair. She sits down into a Jupiter's Edge!!
The audience cheers and Makoto Jupiter atomic drops Sanchez on the ropes. She limps to the top rope and corkscrew ranas the perched champion to the floor below!! The crowd roars and chants "MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!!" Makoto Jupiter climbs up to the apron
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter limps onto the middle of the second rope, and springboards off into an asai corkscrew rana into the cement!!
The fans chant "MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!!" Makoto Jupiter rolls Sanchez onto the apron. She pulls her arms up in a double underhook, and drives Sanchez facefirst into the cement with a pedigree from the apron!! The chants of "MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter limps along the apron, hops onto the second turnbuckle and backflips into a moonsault but Sanchez avoids it; she smacks into the railing!!
Tamara Sanchez runs into the ropes and baseball slides under the bottom rope, and she catches her by the head with a helicopter rana!! The audience boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez drives Jupiter's face into the cement with an X factor!! The cut on Jupiter's face is getting bigger. She rolls Jupiter back into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Makoto Jupiter limps to the second rope to meet her at the top. She scoops Sanchez up and tombstone piledrives her off the second rope!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 23 minutes 15 seconds; THE SCORE IS 4-3, SANCHEZ."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter lifts Sanchez up into an inverted crucifix and then bounces her off her face with an inverted razor's edge!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Sanchez knocks her feet out and crotches her on the turnbuckle. Sanchez climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and lifts her up in a fireman's carry. She flips off into a somersault slam!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: She inverted facelocks Jupiter and lifts her up into a lifting reverse DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter raises her shoulder)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez steps out on the apron. She slingshots herself onto the middle of the top rope and springboard bulldogs Jupiter!!
Some of the audience cheers for that move. Then she spits at them and the cheers turn to boos. Sanchez irish whips Jupiter into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez goes for a spinebuster but Makoto Jupiter reverses it into a DDT!
The crowd comes alive! She pumphandles Sanchez up and then limps into the center of the ring with a backbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Direct Approach!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez gets her foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter scoops Sanchez up and drops her on the top turnbuckle. Jupiter climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and lifts her up. Jupiter backflips into a Jupiter Supreme Thunder Crash powerslam!!
The Thomas & Mack Center audience cheers. Jupiter checks her chin with her hand and gets a repulsed look when she sees the blood. Meanwhile Sanchez digs into her tights
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter pulls Tamara Sanchez up by the hair, but Tammy uppercuts her with some brass knuckles!! She tosses them out of the ring and flips into a Canadian destroyer she calls the Mexican Destroyer!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 25 minutes 50 seconds; THE SCORE IS 5-3, SANCHEZ."
Phil Blauer: With time ticking away and Jupiter's apparant knee injury, Sanchez may have just locked it up with that pinfall.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez drags a table into the ring and sets it up in the center of the ring. She irish whips Makoto Jupiter into the ropes and tiltawhirls her into a powerslam through the wooden table!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez mexican hiptosses Jupiter onto the broken table rubble!
A broken peice of wood jabs Jupiter in the back, slicing her shoulderblade. Tamara Sanchez DDTs Jupiter when she tries to stand. The fans boo Tammy while she tries to catch her breath
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez goes for a suplex, but Makoto Jupiter blocks it with her leg. She lifts Sanchez up in a hanging suplex then drops her down into a golden arm bomber with a leg cradle!! Jupiter Implant Thunder!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 27 minutes 11 seconds; THE SCORE IS 5-4, SANCHEZ."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter drops down into a rude awakening neckbreaker. She climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a gorgeous swan dive moonsault!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto scoops Sanchez up and drills her headfirst into the mat with a tombstone piledriver!
Makoto Jupiter climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Sanchez to get to her feet. Jupiter leaps off with a huracanrana, but Sanchez grabs her by the legs and powerbombs her into the mat!! The fans boo
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez scoops Jupiter up and tosses her across the ring with a fallaway slam.
Sanchez scoops her up again, but Jupiter falls behind her and applies an inverted facelock. She delivers a curtain call suplex on the Women's Champion
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter irish whips Sanchez into the ropes, she dips down for a backdrop, but Sanchez cradle DDTs her!!
The fans boo louder and Sanchez kicks the ropes in frustration & anger. Tamara Sanchez lifts Jupiter up in a fireman's carry
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez runs into the center of the ring with a death valley driver! She climbs to the top rope, and flips into a 450 splash!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy irish whips Jupiter into the ropes. She tiltawhirls Jupiter, but Mako spins out of it with a flying headscissors that sends the champ flying!
The Thomas & Mack Center roars. Makoto Jupiter applies an inverted indian deathlock. She applies a tongan death grip to Sanchez's ankle. Tammy screams in pain
Phil Blauer: Mako went to work on that leg over 20 minutes ago, and now she's trying to cash in with the Wargasm!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mako leans back on Sanchez's twisted legs while squeezing the pressure point on the ankle. Ron Reid checks in but Tammy refusing to submit.
Jupiter presses her thumb into Sanchez's ankle while applying pressure to her crossed legs. Tammy grabs two handfuls of hair in pain, and then taps the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter ties it up!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 29 minutes...THE SCORE IS TIED!"
The Las Vegas crowd erupts and chants "MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!!" Jupiter limps up to her feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter grabs a facedown Tammy by the legs and swings her round & round in a giant swing. She gets her high enough to drop her on her face with a Jupiter Oak Evolution!!
The fans cheer wildly. Jupiter sits Sanchez on the top turnbuckle. She limps up to the second turnbuckle and scoops Tammy up. She presses Sanchez over her head and then leaps off, tiltawhirling her into a backbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter Thunder Dragon!!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Tamara Sanchez puts her foot on the bottom rope)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "30 Seconds!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter goes for a flatliner, but Sanchez reverses it into a rock bottom! She pulls Mako up into a styles clash set-up and drops down into a Phenomenal Clash!!
Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press
Guillermo O'Bannon: The 7 Year Inch!!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
The time limit expires and the bell rings. The Las Vegas crowd boo and jeer Tamara Sanchez as she staggers to her feet. "Alive" by Saliva plays over the Thomas & Mack Center
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "AT 6 falls to 5; THE WINNER OF THE MARATHON MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez really showed us something tonight by once again going 30 minutes, this time with one of the best wrestlers to ever step in the ring.
Tamara Sanchez straps the belt around her waist and stand up on the second turnbuckle, soaking in the boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: She goes on to Portland, Oregon to defend her title against the entire women's division in her favorite match, The Triple Cage!
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Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Tag Team Tournament
Hardkore Hall
Palm Springs, California
Frank A. Marano was one the original innovators of wrestling games. He started the legendary fed, the UWA in 1988. The UWA was the first to implement a regional satelitte system that revolved around their World title. He ran all six feds including UWA Northeast, UWA Texas, UWA Mid-Atlantic, UWA Mid-South, UWA Georgia, and UWA Florida. He was a tireless worker, despite the fact that he was suffering from Hodgekin's Disease. He wrote some of the best wrestling matches of all-time, even after suffering a stroke that paralyzed half of his body, and brought a new style to the genre by including "special instructions", what we would now call strats, in each match. Sadly, Hodgekin's Disease claimed Frank's life in 1992.
The Frank A. Marano Memorial Cup was launched in 1994, won by Tempered Steel. The second one was won in 1996, by The Californians. Now, we see who will win in 2006?
The tournament will be at Hardkore Hall in Palm Springs, California. The winner will recieve a trophy and a check for $10 million dollars in cash.
To join, PM me your team.
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The ring crew puts their finishing touches on the steel cage
Guillermo O'Bannon: This next match is a continuation of the runner-up for Hardkore Feud of the Year in 2005. In Palm Springs, The Society of the New Breed lost their Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles and most of their identity when Cobryn & Johnny Lee Harley failed to appear for their Wargames Match. Lucifer Jones & Dan Stein made lemonade out of the lemons their former leader had handed them, by attacking The Un-Stable with mace and declaring themselves LSD. Tonight The Un-Stable try and get revenge in a steel cage match.
“Calm Like A Bomb" by Rage Against The Machine comes over the PA, as the following symbols comes up on the tron:
<ALPHA>
<OMEGA>
<Logo of “The Society of the New Breed”>
<The Punisher skull>
Down comes “The Punisher” Dan Stein to a chorus of boos. Stein ignores them, stone-faced, eyes directly to the cage. His manager, the lovely Domino, hesitantly follows. Lucifer Jones bursts through the curtains next, followed by "Sexy" Anjanette Turner. Turner has bandages and medical gauze around her forehead, cheek, and neck for her earlier falls count anywhere match with Horror Girl. Lucifer Jones starts looking out over the fans, and getting involved with the ones by the security railings; talking shit back to them. He eyes the cage and smiles sadistically, his gold teeth bling blingin' under the lights, before rentering the cage with his partner. Jones cracks his neck a couple times and continues to run his mouth. As Stein gets to the ring apron, he stops to wait for Domino to open the steel cage door for him. When she doesn’t, Stein yells at her to get moving, and she grudgingly obliges. Stein climbs into the ring, and thrusts the Peacemaker in the air as boos descend upon them. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner steps into the cage and applauds for Stein & Jones. Stein climbs the ringpost and defiantly flips off the crowd, as more boos come down.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein and Lucifer Jones have not endeared themselves to these fans but I don't think that was ever the point. The point is to win back some of the gold that they had a couple months ago. If they put a few dents in The Un-Stable's skull along the way, so be it.
Phil Blauer: I think Stein and Lucifer shared a moment the last time they were in a cage.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III defeated Lucifer Jones over in SWAT Springfield recently. Jones is definately hot to get another crack at him.
Yolanda Ando: Dan Stein is wearing a simple tight black t-shirt, and plain black shorts, with black leather wrestling boots. Stein also wears black leather gloves with the fingers ripped out. Lucifer Jones is wearing snake skin leather pants tucked into a pair of well worn combat boots. He's shirtless and his ripped frame is covered in various tattoos, most notably "Pro-Pain" tattooed across his stomach and "HARD KORE" on his knuckles. His hair is buzzed tight to his skull and most of his teeth are capped with gold. A long nasty scar wraps around his throat.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Steel Cage Match is for the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by "Sexy" Anjanette Turner & Domino; First from Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 285 pounds...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!! His partner is from White Chapel, England; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 237 pounds...LUCIFER JONES!! They are L.S.D.!!!"
The fans jeer. Then The Thomas & Mack Center goes dark, purple lights flash and a purple spotlight shines on Robert Hunglestein III at the top of the ramp way. He is wearing a long black robe, with purple and gold gems spelling out the name 'Hunglestein' across the back. The purple lights turn to gold as a voice says "You wish you could be me...It must suck to be you!" then purple and gold begin to alternate and run all over arena as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears hits. Robert Hunglestien III heads down to ring with a slow cocky strut with the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title slung over his shoulder and the Hardkore World Tag Team title around his waist. Andrew Karnage follows behind him with the Hardkore World Tag Team Championship around his waist
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III holding up those tag & six man titles, taunting Jones & Stein with them through the cage walls.
Phil Blauer: That's not right. When is Jonnie gonna crack down on mockery here?
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable have quietly held those titles since July. This is the second time they've taken on Dan Stein in a cage, but the first time he actually showed up for it.
Yolanda Ando: Karnage wears black knee length basketball shorts with AK-47 down the outsides of each leg in dark red. Dark red kneepads, and black calf high boots with red laces, and has a black elbow supporter on his right elbow. Hunglestien wears black wrestling singlet that has "Hunglestein" wrapping across the front diagonally from top to bottom in dark purple with gold outline. On the back there’s three slashes in gold which obviously symbolize the 3 from the end of his name. He wears black elbow pads, and has his wrist taped with black tape with black boots and black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And their opponents; first from Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 257 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!! And from Beverly Hills, California by way of Cleveland, Ohio; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 265 pounds...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!! They are THE HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...They are THE UN-STABLE!!!"
The Las Vegas crowds cheer Hunglestien & Karnage. Mike Peters signals for the bell and Turner & Domino leave the cage. Karnage and Lucifer Jones go to their corners
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein grabs Robert Hunglestien by the throat with a Chinese Clutch! He squeezes Hunglestien's windpipe with his forefinger & thumb. Hunglestien grabs Stein by the arm and pulls him in with a shortarm elbow smash to the face.
Hunglestien takes him over with a sidearm takedown. He applies a crippler crossface. Stein growls, while Hunglestien pulls up on his arm & head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien links his fingers together and pulls back on that arm of Stein's. Lucifer Jones steps through the ropes and stomps Hunglestien in the back of the head. Stein gets up and takes advantage of the confusion with an oklahoma roll!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Robert Hunglestien III kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage bounces into the ropes and whacks Dan Stein with a yakuza kick! Karnage applies an STF on The Punisher.
Karnage pulls up on Stein's head. Mike Peters checks in but Stein refuses to submit. He clamps on Punisher's windpipe
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein gets over to the ropes and Peters forces the break. Karnage pulls him up into a t-bone but Stein elbows out of it. He irish whips Karnage into the ropes, and catches him on the way back with a powerslam!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein double underhooks Karnage's arms and tosses him across the ring with a butterfly suplex. He grabs Karnage in a full nelson and bashes his face into the cage!
The Las Vegas crowd boos Stein. Anjanette Turner applauds him and scolds Domino to do the same, which she begrudgingly does. Stein smashes Karnage into the mat with a full nelson slam
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein tags in Lucifer Jones. Jones hops onto the middle of the second rope and springboards off into a tornado DDT!! Karnage's busted open, and Jones makes the cover.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones lifts Karnage up in a fisherman's suplex then drops his head across his knee! He climbs up to the to the top turnbuckle, but Karnage rolls out of the way of a leg drop!!
The fans cheer as Lucifer Jones clutches his leg. Karnage positions him in front of the ropes and pitches his face into the cage with an exploder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage scoops him up and swings him around into a catatonic backbreaker! Karnage wipes the blood out of his eyes and then comes off the top with a gran hamada headbutt to Jones' temple!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage tags in Robert Hunglestien. Hunglestien applies an indian deathlock to Lucifer Jones' legs, while Andrew Karnage grabs a cobra clutch and pulls back on Jones' head with The Sphinx Clutch!!
Phil Blauer: Karnage won the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Titles with that move, can he retain the tag team titles with the same move? No seriously, I'm asking.
Karnage pulls back on Jones' head & arm while Hunglestien leans on Lucifer's crossed legs. The Las Vegas crowd cheers Lucifer Jones' predictament. Dan Stein runs into the ring, and bulldogs Karnage from behind
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III pulls a bloody Lucifer Jones up and irish whips him into the ropes while Peters clears Stein & Karnage out pf the ring. He tiltawhirl suplexes Jones!
Hunglestien scoops Lucifer Jones up and slams him but LuJo inside cradles him on the way down
Phil Blauer: He's got the ropes!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage stomps Lucifer Jones back)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones screams at Peters to keep some order in the match.
Phil Blauer: He has a point. But people just don't listen to Mike.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones backs Hunglestien up into the corner with a series of punches, then kicks him hard in the stomach. He slaps Hunglestien across the face then spits on him!
Hunglestien wipes the spittle off his face but Lucifer Jones drops him to his ass with a stiff closed fist. Hunglestien responds with an elbow uppercut that backs Jones up a few steps
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones moves back in and grabs Hungelstien by the hair, and smashes him a few times in the face with closed fist. Hunglestien drops to his knees and Jones whacks him with a shining wizard kick!
The Thomas & Mack Center boos and Jones tags in Dan Stein. Stein comes in and holds Hunglestien up in a hanging suplex, he then powerslams him down into a jackhammer
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein goes to kick him but Hunglestien catches his leg and takes him down with a dragon screw into another inverted indian deathlock. He leans back on Stein's twisted legs.
Domino grabs the chain mesh and shakes the cage wall, trying to get Stein's attention. Mike Peters checks in to see if The Punisher wants to tap, but Hunglestien stomps the back of his head a few times
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien irish whips Stein into the ropes, but The Punisher reverse a backdrop into a DDT!
The crowd boos. Dan Stein scoops Robert Hunglestien III up and drops him on his head with a michinoku driver II
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein tags in Lucifer Jones. Jones pulls Hunglestien up into a jumping sitdown ganso bomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein grabs Hunglestien and bends him back into a veg-a-matic while Lucifer Jones comes off the top with a leg drop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage stomps the back of his head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage drops Lucifer Jones with a stiff shot before Peters shoos him back to his corner. Robert Hunglestien capitalizes with a cobra clutch suplex!
The crowd comes alive and Hunglestien tries to tag out but Lucifer Jones grabs his leg. Jones irish whips Hunglestien but he reverses it and sends Lujo into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III powerslams Jones!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien lifts Jones up in a hanging suplex and then drops him on his head with a brainbuster!
The fans erupt and Hunglestien tags in Andrew Karnage. He grabs Lucifer's legs and catapults him into Andrew Karnage's Nightmare Lariot, it's deafening in the Thomas & Mack Center
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kneedrops the back of Karnage's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein saving the match for his team there. Andrew Karnage grabs Lucifer Jones from behind with a kataha-jime! He drops Jones on his noggin with a Lobotomy Suplex!!
The fans cheer louder. Andrew Karnage double underhooks Jones' arms and drops him on his head with a brainbuster
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody Karnage shakes the cage wall to rile the fans up a little more. He runs into the ropes but Dan Stein sticks his knee out into Karnage's kidney! Lucifer Jones scampers up behind him and drops him on his head with a very stiff looking backdrop driver!!
The fans boo as a blood drenched Jones takes a few minutes to catch his breath. Jones grabs Karnage's legs and drops him back into a wheelbarrow german suplex with a bridge
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage gets up and has some choice words for Lucifer Jones. Jones hauls back and slaps Karnage in the mouth!
The crowd "ooooh"s, then start singing "ANDY'S GONNA KILL YOU...ANDY'S GONNA KILL YOU...ANDY'S GONNA KILL YOU...ANDY'S GONNA KILL YOU...ANDY'S GONNA KILL YOU..." Jones then ups the ante and spits right in Andrew Karnage's face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage chases after Jones, but LuJo runs right to the corner and tags in the big man, Dan Stein. Stein steps into the ring and backs Karnage up a little. They circle each other and then lock up. Stein turns Karnage around and applies a full nelson.
Phil Blauer: If he breaks it, he is the proud owner of $10,000.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's if you get up from Soutter's Powerslam.
Phil Blauer: Oh. What if you break this?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I dunno. Probably Domino for the night. Stein walks Karnage over to the cage, and bashes his bloody head into the chain mesh over & over. He hammerlocks Karnage's arm behind him and chicken wing suplexes him!
The Las Vegas fans boo. Dan Stein hammerlocks both of Karnage's arms behind him and lifts him into a double flying chicken wing. Karnage cries out in pain as Stein bounces him on both of his bent elbows
Guillermo O'Bannon: The ref asking Karnage if he wants to submit but he shakes his head no. Stein pitches him facefirst into the steel cage!! He goes for a piledriver but Andrew Karnage reverses it into an alabama slammer! He flips forward into a cradle!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage drops him on his head with a wrist-clutch fisherman's buster!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: He goes for a head & arm suplex, but Stein brings his knee up into Karnage's groin. Dan Stein then spins him around with a swinging neckbreaker!
Stein tags in Lucifer Jones. He gets a running start and soccer kicks Andrew Karnage right in the chest. He sits on Karnage's back and applies a faceripper camel clutch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones scratching and clawing the laceration over Karnage's eye while pulling back on his head. Blood is streaming down the face of both men. But valiantly, Karnage is refusing to give up.
The crowd claps faster & faster to root Karnage on. He feeds off their energy and pushes up. Jones hangs onto his head, riding piggyback. Karnage runs at at the cage and then ducks, pitching Lucifer Jones facefirst into the steel mesh! The Las Vegas audience roars
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage is back up and looking for blood, literally! He irish whips Lucifer Jones into the ropes and overhead belly to belly suplexes his head into the cage again!!
The fans are on their feet chanting "KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!!" Andrew Karnage gut wrenches Jones up on his shoulder and runs into the center of the ring with a ligerbomb
Guillermo O'Bannon: Origin Bomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones claps his legs together on Karnage's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage atomic drops Jones in his corner, on the top turnbuckle facing the cage. He climbs up on the top and sits behind him, wrapping his legs around the ropes. He applies a kataha-jime and drops back into a spider Black Market Lobotomy!!
The crowd roars and Karnage tags Robert Hunglestien III while still upside down. Hunglestien climbs to the top turnbuckle while Andrew Karnage pumphandles Lucifer Jones up on his shoulder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage drives Lucifer Jones' head into the mat with a Soutter Special while Hunglestien spikes it off the second rope!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stein stomps Hunglestien's back)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien grabs Jones' legs and turns him over into a boston crab. He pulls back on LuJo's legs, while Jones bleeds a large pool near his head.
Mike Peters crouches over Jones, asking him if he wants to tap out. Jones pitches RHIII forward by powering out of it. Lucifer Jones atomic drops Hunglestien's groin on the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones plucks Hunglestien off the ropes with a german suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien III rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones pulls Hunglestien up and climbs to the second rope. He front facelocks him but Hunglestien reverses the tornado DDT into a stiff spinebuster!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien scoops Jones up but Lucifer falls behind him on his feet with an inverted facelock. He lifts Hunglestien up and drills his head into the mat with The Stigmata!!
He steps over Hunglestien and applies a chinlock, pulling Hunglestien's own arm back behind his head and pulls back into a buffalo sleeper camel clutch
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Bloke Choke! Jones plants his feet and yanks back on Hunglestien's head & arm.
Phil Blauer: Jones trying to get the win back from Hunglestien and this could be the way to do it.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones gets low, trying to break Hunglestien's head off but getting nowhere. He releases one of Hunglestien's arms long enough to tag in Dan Stein. Stein fireman's carries Hunglestien over to the corner and sits him on the turnbuckle. He climbs up to the second rope, but Hunglestien blocks a superplex. Stein climbs up to the top, while Hunglestien stands up on the turnbuckle, both men using the cage for leverage.
The crowd roars while Stein and Hunglestien trade punches, balancing on the top rope. Stein presses Hunglestien over his head and drops his throat on the top of the cage!! Hunglestien walks a few steps, clutching his throat and crotches himself on the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: A man is trying to enter the cage! Ron Reid isn't allowing him to enter the door so he's climbing the wall. Meanwhile inside the ring, Stein has Hunglestien in a headlock but Robert reverses it into a burning hammer!
Lucifer Jones comes in but Andrew Karnage stops him with a Nightmare Lariot that flips him head over heels!! The Thomas & Mack Center is deafening
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robet Hunglestien clotheslines Dan Stein! Andrew Karnage grabs him by the leg and turns him over into a single leg boston crab!
Phil Blauer: Peters get some control in there for chrissakes!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The man is on the top of the cage...it's Lonewolf McNeely! He shooting star presses on top of Robert Hunglestien III!!
The Las Vegas crowd boos. Andrew Karnage's back is turned to the situation as he pulls back on Jones' leg while standing on his head. McNeely presses Hunglestien over his head and then drops him into a diamond cutter
Guillermo O'Bannon: No Human Contact on Hunglestien!! Lonewolf McNeely fires another strike across the bow of the juggernaut stable! Dan Stein pumphandles Hunglestien up into The Reckoning!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Homicidal" by Bad Luck 13 plays and the fans boo, pelting the cage walls with debris and garbage. The cage door opens and Lonewolf McNeely escapes through it. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner and Domino grab the tag team title belts off of timekeeper's table
Guillermo O'Bannon: With lots of help from Lonewolf McNeely, LSD has done it! They've ended the six month reign of The Un-Stable!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 21 minutes 8 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...L.S.D.!!!"
The Las Vegas fans boo while a blood soaked Lucifer Jones holds up his half of the tag team titles. Dan Stein crouches on the top of the cage, taunting the fans with his belt. Robert Hunglestien helps a bloody Andrew Karnage out of the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: LSD goes on to Portland, Oregon where they will face another initial tag team, KGB. Coming up is a match I've been waiting for all night. "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi makes his grand return to the States after a two month tour of Mexico and Canada to defend his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Title against both Sun & Anzu.
"Thesis of a Cruel Angel" by Yoko Takahashi plays and the audience cheers. Sun walks out and climbs up on the apron to soak in the applause
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun scored a big win over the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Champion "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa which rocketed him to the top of the cruiserweight division. He's no stranger to gold, as a former UWA Hardcore Champion and UWA United Kingdom Champion. Tonight he hopes to get to that next level.
Yolanda Ando: Sun wears a purple martial arts gi and a “vega” style mask. The Mask is white with a red dot in the center mimicking the Japanese Flag. He wears two Shuko Ninja Claws on each hands and carries a bag of Martial Arts weapons.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Threeway Dance is for the HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Cheshire, Connecticut; Standing 6 feet; Weighing 190 pounds...SUN!!!"
The crowd cheers. Then "Otherworld" by Nobuo Uematsu plays. Anzu walks out and slaps fans hands on the way down to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu lost to David Sadler back in Palm Springs, which stung his pride.
Phil Blauer: I had a bee sting on my wang one time. The proudest I've ever been of it.
Yolanda Andon: Your wang?
Phil Blauer: Yeah, you should know it by now.
Yolanda Ando: Whatever, Anzu has long, medium brown, thick hair...
Phil Blauer: Like my pubic hair.
Yolanda Ando: Yeah, without the dandruff on his balls. Anzu wears a 3/4 mask beaked like that of an eagle. He wears dark brown leather pants, matching leather boots, and a dark brown jacket made from buckskin and decorated with what appear to be eagle feathers.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Damascus; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 237 pounds...ANZU!!"
The audience gives him a mixed reaction. Then a casio keyboard version of "Thesis of a Cruel Angel" by Yoko Takahashi begins playing. Sun smirks and looks back at the curtain. "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi steps through the curtain and is nearly blown back by the monster pop he gets from the Las Vegas crowd. His dad, Dr. Tojo Sushi walks behind him playing the keyboard, with a mic headset. The Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship belt's dazzle is only dulled by his sparkling platinum mullet. His midget counterpart Lil Jo walks out dancing
"The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi (singing) "Zankoku na tenshi no youni shounen yo shinwa ni nare."
Dr. Tojo Sushi: (translating, in a soft speaking voice) "Like a cruel angel, become a legend young man."
Phil Blauer: Tojo Sushi graciously translating Sun's theme song for us, while JoJo sings it better than Yokowhat-his-name ever could.
JoJo Sushi: "Aoi kaze ga ima, mune no doa wo tataitemo,
Watashi dake wo tada mitsumete, hohoenderu anata."
Dr. Tojo Sushi: "Although the blue winds are knocking on the door of the heart,
You are simply smiling and staring only at me."
JoJo Sushi: "Sotto fureru mono, motomeru koto ni muchuu de,
Unmei sae mada shiranai, itaikena hitomi."
Dr. Tojo Sushi: "Totally absorbed in seeking something that is gently shivering,
And not even knowing your fate, you have baby-like eyes."
Phil Blauer: That's deep.
JoJo Sushi: "Dakedo itsuka kizuku deshou, sono senaka niwa,
Haruka mirai mezasu tame no hane ga aru koto."
Dr. Tojo Sushi: "However someday you'll probably realise
On your back there are wings that make the future awaken."
JoJo Sushi: "Zankoku na tenshi no teeze, madobe kara yagate tobidatsu.
Hotobashiru atsui patosu de, omoide wo uragiru nara.
Kono sora wo taite kagayaku, shounen yo shinwa ni nare."
Dr. Tojo Sushi: "This is the thesis of a cruel angel,
Soon you'll be flying away from the window.
If you betray your memories by your gushing pathos,
You will hold the universe and shine.
Become a legend young man."
The crowd gives JoJo Sushi a standing ovation with Tojo & Lil Jo clapping the loudest. He bows to every side of the Thomas & Mack Center
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi coming to Sin City in perfect Vegas style.
Phil Blauer: Sun seems a little unnerved about JoJo Sushi's spotless rendition of his theme song. How can he come back out to that craptastic version he's had up till now?
Yolanda Ando: JoJo an elaborate green robe with “The Big Ragoo” in jeweled script on the back. He wears old school trunks with “J J” on the hip.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And accompanied to the ring by his father, Dr. Tojo Sushi and Lil Jo; From Bad Street, Japan; Standing 5 feet 9 inches tall; Weighing 222 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...'THE BIG RAGOO' JOJO SUSHI!!!"
The fans nearly blow the roof off of the Thomas & Mack Center. Mike Peters signals for the bell and Sun backflips into a kick right into JoJo Sushi's face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun full nelsons JoJo while Anzu peppers his face with lefts & rights!
Phil Blauer: Not the face, he has to do The Ellen Degeneres Show tomorrow!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu grabs JoJo by the arm and tosses him across the ring with a ipponzei shoulder throw. Sun walks right into an armdrag by Anzu. So does JoJo.
Anzu goes for a fireman's carry but JoJo blocks it. He reverses with a Jold Skool vertical suplex. He applies the Headlock for Days on Anzu
Phil Blauer: Sun wants some and JoJo headlocks him with the other arm!
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo squeezing on the melons of both of his top Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title contenders. But Anzu and Sun work together and double back suplex him! Sun irish whips Anzu into the ropes and hits him with a big boot to the head!
The fans cheer. Sun grabs Anzu's arm and chicken wings it behind him. JoJo Sushi comes up from behind and chicken wings Anzu's other arm behind him
Guillermo O'Bannon: While JoJo holds Anzu in the chicken wing while Sun runs into the ropes. Rising Sun hits them both with a spinning wheel kick!
Sun runs back into the ropes, but this time Anzu & JoJo catch him with a double back body drop! Anzu turns around and kicks Sushi in the stomach
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu scoops JoJo up and drops him on his head with a northern lights bomb!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu irish whips Sun into the ropes and drills him into the mat with a spinebuster!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sushi grabs Anzu in a side headlock. Sun bounces in the ropes and kicks Anzu in the head. JoJo catches Anzu right between the eyes with a Hiroshima fistdrop. He gets up and nails the second fistdrop, Nagasaki!
Sun is on the top turnbuckle waiting for JoJo to turn around. When he does, Sun catches him with a helicopter rana! The crowd cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun applies an abdominal stretch on JoJo Sushi. Anzu runs into the ropes and catches JoJo in the face with a superkick while Sun holds him in that ab stretch. Sun releases JoJo so that Anzu can roll him with a sunset flip!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi claps his legs on Anzu's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu & Sun double bulldog JoJo Sushi!
The fans cheer. Lil Jo climbs onto the apron, hops onto the middle of the top rope and backflips into a springboard moonsault on both Anzu & Sun!! The audience cheers louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo's midget takes out both Anzu & Sun. JoJo Sushi monkey flips Anzu but he lands on his feet, hitting the ropes with his chest. Anzu bounces backwards into JoJo who hits a What's Happening Now hangman's neckbreaker!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 6 minutes; ANZU HAS BEEN ELIMINATED."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun scoops JoJo up and bodyslams him. However, Sushi rolls out of the way of a legdrop. He tosses Sun across the ring with a double underhook JoJoplex!
JoJo climbs to the second rope but Rising Sun catches him by the back of the head. He runs into a hangman's neckbreaker from the second turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun steps through the ropes to the apron and slingshots himself over into a splash!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He backflips into a shooting star but just hits JoJo's knees! Sushi applies a chicken wing crossface on Conneticut's favorite son.
Ron Reid checks in to see if Sun wants to give it up. Sun shakes his head, so JoJo drops him on his head with chicken wing crossface suplex. He maintains the crossface on the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo keeps Sun on the mat with that chicken wing crossface, wrenching up on his hammerlocked arm. He abandons the arm and applies the Chinlock For Years.
Phil Blauer: The crafty veteran wearing Sun out with that simple yet effective submission hold.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid checking in to make sure that's not a choke. Sun kicking his feet out to escape but it's not working. He gets to his feet and drops to his knees to escape The Chinlock for Years with a jawbreaker. Sun takes him over with a monkey flip.
Sun applies an armbar. He sticks his knee into the ball of Sushi's shoulder and pulls back on his arm. Some pockets of fans in the Thomas & Mack Center chant "Booo-ring"
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo claiming that Sun pulled the glorious platinum mullet in order to get that armbar.
Phil Blauer: And who could blame him?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun wraps his arms around JoJo's arms and applies an arm scissors. He sits up and rows back with Sushi's wrapped up arm. JoJo gets on his feet so Sun irish whips him into the ropes and nearly takes his head off with a big boot!
Dr. Tojo Sushi can't take no mores and jumps in the ring, viciously karate chopping Sun on the top of the head! Ron Reid orders him out of the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun turns around into a JoJo Kick underneath his chin!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi belly to back JoJoplexes him onto the back of his head so hard Sun rolls onto his stomach! He picks Sun up and flips him the other way with a belly to belly JoJoplex!
The fans cheer. Sushi irish whips Sun into the ropes, but he comes back with a roundhouse kick that floors JoJo! Sun climbs up to the top turnbuckles
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun jumps off and catches JoJo with a flying head scissors that flips him across the ring! He runs into the ropes and handsprings into a body press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun butterflies JoJo's arms then kicks out and drives his skull into the mat with a double underhook DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun on the top turnbuckle and comes off with a reverse rana, but JoJo reverses with a ocean cyclone JoJoplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo walks over to the ropes to catch a breather, and asks Ron Reid what is and isn't illegal, just as a reminder.
While the ref's back is turned, Dr. Tojo Sushi scratches Sun's eyes. Sun clutches his eyes and Lil Jo flips off into a corkscrew 630 senton onto his chest!! The fans cheer and chant "LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!!"
Phil Blauer: JoJo getting alot of help from his extended family. The most I get from mine is collect calls at 3am asking for bail or cigarette money.
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo sits on Sun's back and applies a camel clutch. He cranes Sun's head to the side in a crossface while pulling is back.
Ron Reid asks Sun if he wants to submit. Sun says no, so JoJo screams in his ear "Say No Jo!". Sushi links his fingers together and yanks back on his head. The ref asks him if he wants to tap out but Sun shakes his head. JoJo yells "Say No Jo!" in his ear
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo pulls Sun up in a front facelock and then rolls him around into a hangman's neckbreaker!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo irish whips Sun into the ropes and dips his head down for a backdrop, but Sun counters with an axe kick!
Dr. Tojo Sushi jumps up on the apron to interfere but Sun dropkicks him! Tojo screams obscenities at Sun, but Sun responds with a middle finger. JoJo drops behind him in a split and hits him in the groin with a low blow
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo No Rikey! He tries to follow it with a DDT but Sun backdrops out of it. He stuns Sushi with a shotei palm strike and then piledrives him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a moonsault but Sushi rolls out of the way!! JoJo rolls him up into an California roll!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo sticks his knees into Sun's back and rolls him up into a bow & arrow submission.
Phil Blauer: That's a rolling Jo & Arrow!
Ron Reid tries to ask Sun if he wants to submit but he's never in one place long enough, as JoJo rolls him all over the ring. Sun finally is able to reach out and grab the ropes, stopping the train
Guillermo O'Bannon: Reid forces JoJo to break the rolling Jo & Arrow. He goes for another hangman's but Sun mule kicks him to get out of it. He irish whips Sushi into the ropes and flapjacks him!
Sun turns Sushi over into a boston crab. He plants his feet and pulls back on JoJo's legs, getting low on the back. Reid asks JoJo if he wants to give up and he answers with "Jo! Jo!" The Las Vegas fans root for Sushi to break out
Phil Blauer: Sushi powers out of it and is feeding off his white fans that he loves so much.
Guillermo O'Bannon: However Sun kicks him in the business and lifts him up in a crucifix...razor's edge powerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dr. Tojo Sushi is in the ring and cracks Sun in the skull with that cane he carries to the ring! Sun staggers around dazed and then falls to the mat. Lil Jo hops onto the middle of the top rope and springboard legdrops Sun!!
The fans love their midgets and chant "LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!!" JoJo Sushi gets his bearings and pull Sun up into a hanging suplex. He shows Sun to all four sides of the Thomas & Mack Center before dropping him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hightower JoJoplex! JoJo sits up to pat himself on the shoulder and soak in some of this thunderous applause, but Sun catches him looking with a reverse neck snap. He facefirst piledrives Sushi!
Sun climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a stunning shooting star press
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dr. Tojo Sushi puts JoJo's boot on the bottom rope)
Phil Blauer: Good save by Reid there.
Guillermo O'Bannon: You mean, Tojo?
Phil Blauer: Tojo never hurt nobody.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun lifts JoJo up on his shoulders with a human torture rack. JoJo's arms and legs are flailing about as Sun bounces his spine across his shoulders.
Ron Reid asks JoJo if he wants to submit as he cries out in pain. Dr. Tojo Sushi runs into the ring and throws salt in Sun's eyes!! Sun drops JoJo and covers his eyes
Phil Blauer: The doctor A-salts Sun! (laughs maniacally) Is that good or what? You see Boone, that's called "off the cuff" remarks. Tom Brokaw used to live or die by them. It's the life blood of a good newsman.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Noted, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun staggering around blinded and Lil Jo nails him between the eyes with a diving headbutt! JoJo is finally back on his feet and gives him a swinging neckbreaker!
JoJo Sushi has his bearings back and gets Sun ready for a fisherman's suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo rolls him up in The Regal Beagle!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Sun kicks out)
Phil Blauer: I don't believe it! Sun kicked out of The Regal Beagle! He's gotta be the first one!
Guillermo O'Bannon: I haven't seen the look on JoJo's face since Hogan kicked out of The Perfectplex!
Phil Blauer: If he Hulks Up, this one's over!
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo complaining about a slow count to Ron Reid. Sun sneaks up behind him and flips him on his stomach with a reverse monkey flip!
Sun climbs to the top turnbuckle, waiting for JoJo to get to his feet. Dr. Tojo Sushi climbs up on the apron and grabs him by the leg
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dr. Tojo's got him again, but Sun kicks him off to the floor below! Lil Jo tries to get in the action as well, but Sun slugs the midget!
Phil Blauer: Oooh, big man!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun flips over JoJo with his sunset flip off the top called The Setting Sun but JoJo's not going down! Tojo reaches out through the ropes from ringside and grabs JoJo's hand for leverage, unbeknownst to Reid!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo drops down to his knees, covering Sun's shoulders while holding his father's and now Lil Jo's hands through the ropes for leverage!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
The fans cheer as JoJo makes a quick skeedaddle out of the ring before Sun realizes what just happened. Lil Jo hands JoJo Sushi his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title belt as he staggers back to the locker room
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 20 minutes 7 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...'THE BIG RAGOO' JOJO SUSHI!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi has escaped his two top contenders with his belt intact but Sun does not look happy about it.
Phil Blauer: Baby. Suck it up, like me. Awww, I got hot mustard on my tie. This always happens. I hate my life and wanna die (folds his arms and pouts).
Guillermo O'Bannon: Here's some good news though. Sun goes next to the Pacific Northwest, where he will wrestle UCW Triple Crown World Champion "Platinum" Pat Bozzini at the next Hardkore America show in Portland, Oregon! The winner will put themselves in line for a shot at JoJo's title.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hello and welcome back to Vegas! Everyone's a little hungover and alot lighter in the pockets from this past weekend here on the strip. But now it's time to get to what we came here for...
Phil Blauer: Hey, it's great to be back here in Vegas. Who's from out of town? Hey, where you from?
Phil points mic at Matt Boone
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: My mommy's belly.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tonight Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Andrew Sinclair makes his first title defense against "The Ferocious Bandit" James Fierce. This is the first time these two have met but both are accomplished veterans in their own right. Fierce is coming off a big 2/3 falls win over Lonewolf McNeely in Palm Springs. Could that be the momentum Fierce needs to score his first World title?
Phil Blauer: I dunno. But everyone should know I'm playing Tangiers this weekend.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Isn't that the casino from the movie Casino?
Phil Blauer: The same.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That was a fictional casino, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Says you. My manager says it's the only place to play in Vegas if your Phil Blauer.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then it's an interesting match for the Hardkore America Championship. Kilroy Evans offered his first title defense against fellow Un-Stable member, Adrian Tanner Jr. These two have tangled before, Kilroy Evans defeated Tanner in Los Angeles back in September. Kilroy Evans was battered and beaten in that Wargames Match when "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa inserted himself. Now he tries to focus on this scientific match with his Un-Stablemate but he has to be looking over his shoulder to see what Arakawa's next move will be.
Phil Blauer: I tell you why I'm the hottest thing to have hit the desert since legal prostitution. The Amazing Jonathan's charging $250 to see his brand of mean spirited magic tricks. The Blue Man Group costs nearly $300 to listen to stuff you wouldn't pay $20 to listen to on CD. But we're only charging $6 and you get a coupon that's good for one trip to the buffet.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Prime rib?
Phil Blauer: BBQ.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lame. "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi then travels back to America for the first time since Hardkore Helloween...
Phil Blauer: Yeah, that was a long time ago.
Guillermo O'Bannon: After a successful title defense in Hardkore Canada against The Shootfighter, JoJo Sushi puts his title on the line against two newcomers to Hardkore World. Sun and Anzu debuted at last month's show in Palm Springs. Sun upset Tatsuya Arakawa and Anzu lost a close one to David Sadler. The Champion JoJo Sushi has to not only figure out how to defeat one high flyer but two tonight. Then it's time for the cage. In last month's main event, The Un-Stable defeated what was left of The Society of the New Breed. After the match, Lucifer Jones and "The Punisher" Dan Stein attacked The Un-Stable, forging the LSD in their blood. Tonight, they get a chance to chase The Un-Stable for their titles, this time, for their Hardkore World Tag Team titles in a steel cage.
Phil starts to snap his fingers and jumps up on the table
Phil Blauer: Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it … ah … out of sight.
Phil keeps snapping his fingers
Phil Blauer: I forget the rest.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we have a rematch between Tamara Sanchez and Makoto Jupiter. In Sacramento, they wrestled to a time limit draw after 30 minutes. Tonight they'll go a half hour for sure, in a marathon match. Whoever has the most falls when that bell rings will be the Hardkore World Women's Champion.
Phil Blauer: That was weird last month in Palm Springs where Horror Girl intentionally pinned herself in the threeway dance to give Makoto the shot. I'm wondering what her motivation was, and I think it rhymes with Resbian Affair.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I'm stumped.
Yolanda Ando: Can you guys get through one women's match intro without a lesbian joke?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter: Oooooooh, lesbian. That's good, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then it's time to string up the barbed wire. Hardkore West Coast Champion Paul Soutter gets Lonewolf McNeely in the unforgiving wire, after coming down and interrupting McNeely's 2/3 Falls match in Palm Springs. McNeely brutally assaulted and nearly killed his ex-wife Rain at the outset of last month's show. Imagine what he'll do to someone he didn't have sex with.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter: Don't assume. Word in the locker room is that when Soutter is running SWAT Australia there are lots of backstage shenanigans to the point that a handjob is now referred to as an "Aussie payoff".
Guillermo O'Bannon: Speaking of Horror Girl, she was attacked after her match in the the backstage area by four time Hardkore World Champion "Sexy" Anjanette Turner. Now she has Turner right where she wants her in a falls count anywhere match.
Phil Blauer: We used to have people attacked in the locker room all the time and now nothing. What did Jonnie do?
Guillermo O'Bannon: He got rid of the rule where everyone had to stay till the main event and allows wrestlers to go home after their matches. Who's gonna wait around to attack someone when your ride to the hotel is leaving? You ever see the backstage area during the main event? It's like a ghost town. Then it's "The Saviour of Professional Wrestling" David Sadler taking on "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa. Sadler won his debut singles match against Anzu in Palm Springs, but Arakawa lost an upset against Sun. Arakawa made up for it by subbing for Cobryn in the Wargames Match and battering Kilroy Evans around the double cage. Now these two intense mat wrestlers will go at it to try and put themselves in title contention. That and UCW World Heavyweight Champion "Platinum" Pat Bozzini makes his Hardkore debut against Legacy. But first...(waits for the music) But first???
Mr. #100 walks out to no music. The audience isn't sure what to make of him, so the silence is deafening. He begins handing out fake $100 bills with his picture on the front
Guillermo O'Bannon: And here comes the mysterious Mr. 100. He claims to be a famous wrestler under that mask.
Phil Blauer: My guess is...
Yolanda Ando: No one cares, Phil.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I do, sir.
Phil Blauer: Thank you, Matthew.
Guillermo O'Bannon: So who is it?
Phil Blauer: I can't remember anymore.
Yolanda Ando: Mr. 100 is covered from head to toe in a bright green body suit with the number 100 on it.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the Thomas & Mack Center here in beautiful, Las Vegas. Hardkore World and Hardkore Jonnie Valentine present tonight's Hardkore America action. Our first match of the evening is a Threeway Dance. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, From the Hundred Acre Wood; Standing 5 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds...MR. 100!!!"
The crowd cheers Mr. 100. Then "Mortal Kombat" by The Immortals plays and the audience cheers even louder. Judge Death walks out with The Shootfighter. James Fierce walks out with them behind
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter showing alot more personality since joining up with the KGB. We'll see if that translates into more wins.
Phil Blauer: I got it, it's Hero!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. 100?
Phil Blauer: Who's that?
Yolanda Ando: The Shootfighter wears knee length black wrestling tights, black wrestling boots, sharp studded forearm pads and a tight black robe with a red dragon on the back and wields a stainless steel singapore cane.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Accompanied to the ring by James Fierce and his manager, Judge Death; From Bangkok, Thailand; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds...THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!!"
The Las Vegas crowd cheers The Shootfighter. The Linux start up theme plays over and over again in an annoying loop which forces the crowd to cover their ears with their hands. The Microshocker walks out on Bad Boy King Kong's shoulders, holding Mr. Computer over his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker turned some heads with his performance in his West Coast title shot against Shootfighter's stablemate, Soutter. He's feuded with The Shootfighter since 2000 when the two were at each other's throats for months.
Phil Blauer: That feud turned off the lights in the West Coast like the power crisis!
Yolanda Ando: The Microshocker is wearing a silver sequinned skin tight body suit with the ass cut out.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Accompanied to the ring by his bodyguard, Bad Boy King Kong; From Seattle, Washington; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 200 pounds...THE MICROSHOCKER!!!"
The Thomas & Mack Center boos. Mike Peters signals for the bell and the three men circle one another. Judge Death, James Fierce, and Bad Boy King Kong yell out encouragement to their prospective clients from ringside
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter hits Mr. 100 with a dragon claw strike to the chest. He backs The Microshocker of with a dragon claw strike right underneath the heart.
The Shootfighter goes back to Mr. 100 with a dragon claw strike to his stomach that bends him over. He scoops him up and drops him with a backbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter presses Mr. 100 back up again with a full powerslam!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Mr. 100 kicks out)
Phil Blauer: That was close.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter turns around into a Shockbottom! The Microshocker scoops Mr. 100 up and bodyslams him.
The Las Vegas fans boo The Microshocker as he climbs up to the top turnbuckle. The Shootfighter catches him up there and slams him back into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. 100 headbutts The Microshocker. He rakes The Shootfighter's eyes but The Shootfighter ducks underneath a clothesline and answers with a series of muy thai strikes to his face that back him into the corner.
The Shootfighter german suplexes Mr. 100 out of the corner. He pulls him up into a waistlock and drops him into a german suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter hits a third german suplex and bridges it!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Mr. 100 rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter irish whips Mr. 100 into The Microshocker who catches him with a powerslam!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Mr. 100 kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker kicks The Shootfighter in the stomach, and then grabs his arms into a double underhook then drives him facefirst into the mat with the Shockdegree!!
The Microshocker stands and turns around into a flying forearm by Mr. 100! He turns to The Shootfighter and applies a claw
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter responds with his own heart claw. He uses his other arm and applies a claw to his temples.
Phil Blauer: Both men with stereo claws!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter releases one of the claws, and then punches him right in the chest. Mr. 100 backs into The Microshocker who kicks him in the stomach. The Shock F1bombs Mr. 100!!
The Shootfighter tries to interfere but The Shock is ready for him with a facebuster! Mr. 100 kneedrops The Shootfighter in the back of the head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. 100 backflips into a moonsault splash on The Shootfighter!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Mr. 100 didn't keep The Shootfighter down for very long with that one.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter rolls out of the way of an elbow drop by Mr. 100. The Shootfighter gets up and whacks The Microshocker in the throat with a knife edge chop, and a second one that drops him.
The Shootfighter tags Mr. 100 in the throat with a few chops that drops him to the mat. He applies an STF with a crippler crossface to Mr. 100's head & arm
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter applies The Shootfighter Crossface!! Mike Peters checks in to see if Mr. 100 wants to tap out but he refuses. The Shootfighter readjusts his grip and pulls up on Mr. 100's head & arm. Mr. 100 taps!!
Mike Peters orders The Shootfighter to release The Shootfighter Crossface. He looks over to Judge Death who nods, so Shootfighter breaks his grip
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 6 minutes 47 seconds; MR. 100 HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY THE SHOOTFIGHTER!"
Mr. 100 tries to shake some feeling back into his arm while walking back to the locker room. Some Las Vegas fans toss his crumpled up $100 bills back at him
Phil Blauer: Now it's down to the old rivals, The Microshocker and The Shootfighter.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker talking to Bad Boy King Kong and The Shootfighter makes him pay for it with a muy thai kick to the back of his leg.
The Shootfighter hits The Shock in the ankle with another muy thai kick. He goes for a snap suplex but The Microshocker blocks it with his calf
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker reverses with an F3 brainbuster!! He makes the cover.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker goes to kick him but The Shootfighter catches his boot. He spins around into an ankle lock. He stands over him, twisting his foot.
The audience cheers while The Microshocker screams in pain. The Shootfighter drops to the mat and applies the anklelock. Mike Peters asks The Shock if he wants to tap out, while The Shootfighter wrenches his foot to the side
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock rolls onto his back and kicks The Shootfighter off of him. The Shootfighter gets back to his feet with The Microshocker's boot in his hand. He wraps his legs up and drops down into a figure four leglock!
The Microshocker sits up in pain. The Shootfighter clamps down on his twisted legs, and sits up to apply even more pressure
Phil Blauer: There's nothing The Shootfighter likes to see more than The Microshocker's face in pain like that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker reaches out and grabs the rope and Mike Peters forces The Shootfighter to break the figure four leglock. The Shootfighter goes for a powerbomb but The Shock reverses into a huracanrana!!
The Las Vegas boos The Microshocker. The Shock flips The Shootfighter up on to his shoulder and drives him facefirst into a dominator
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker limps over to celebrate on the ropes. The Shootfighter crawls up behind him and hits him low. He wraps Shock's legs up in an inverted indian deathlock.
The Microshocker does a push up, screaming in pain. The Shootfighter leans back on The Microshocker's twisted legs. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out but Shock shakes his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker gets back to the ropes and Mike Peters calls for the break. Judge Death shakes his head no, so The Shootfighter maintains the Shootfighter Leglock.
The Thomas & Mack Center cheers while The Shootfighter keeps the submission hooked in. Mike Peters finally prys Shootfighter's legs off. The Shootfighter argues with Peters
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker bites The Shootfighter's groin!! The Microshock Longhorn!
Phil Blauer: The Shootfighter in more pain than most people deserve. Except maybe Courtney Love.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker grinds his teeth on The Little Shootfighter. He comes up for air and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. He jumps off with a butt bomb to The Shootfighter's chest!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker pulls Shootfighter up by his hair and then drops him with an F2 neckbreaker!
The Microshocker climbs up to the top turnbuckle and then flies off with a flying elbow drop but The Shootfighter rolls out of the way. He pulls up The Microshocker into a human torture rack
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter spins around with The Shock on his shoulders. He drops The Shock into a samoan drop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Microshocker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter tags The Shock in his back with a few muy thai kicks. He snap suplexes The Shock to the mat. The Shootfighter turns The Microshocker over into a sharpshooter.
The Microshocker screams in pain as The Shootfighter pulls back on his legs. He rocks back on The Shock's back, trying to bend his legs back as far as possible
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker crawls over and grabs the bottom rope! Mike Peters forces a The Shootfighter to break The ShootCrab. The Shootfighter irish whips The Microshocker into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop. The Microshocker reverses it into a piledriver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: He climbs to the top rope and drops an elbow on The Shootfighter's chest!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
The Microshocker pounds the mat in frustration and signals for Bad Boy King Kong. Kong slides the laptop computer over to The Microshocker
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker smashes The Shootfighter in the face with a laptop computer!! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits The Shootfighter with a frog splash!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
The Las Vegas fans boo. Bad Boy King Kong celebrates at the ringside area
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 13 minutes 2 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...THE MICROSHOCKER!!!"
The Microshocker jumps on Bad Boy King Kong who lofts him high in the air
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker scores a big win over one of his biggest rivals!
Phil Blauer: The Shock gets lucky in Vegas.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up next is the debut match of the UCW Triple Crown World Champion "Platinum" Pat Bozzini against Legacy. Bozzini comes into Hardkore World with plenty of controversy from the locker room here, and is meeting with an old friend in Legacy.
Fear Factory's "Archetype" blasts through the speakers and the fans jump to their feet in anticipation of the arrival of the man they've only seen on UCW TV until now. Three seconds into the song, violently loud pyros are projected into the air and huge letters in neon lights flash near the entrance. It reads: "PPB". Then, a muscular silhouette walks beneath the giant P near the entrance and stands between the huge pyrotechnics. The stranger is now raising both of his arms up as if he were victorious. It is Platinum Pat Bozzini . His face is absorbed with a very quantity of intensity
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini won that UCW Triple Crown World title off of Lee Williams, Syberus, Dave Brickheart, Dave Dangeous and R.C. in an amazing Ultimate Ironman Title Unification Match in London, England at The Great British Bash. He is also the UCW Warfare & Crisis Champion over there. His brother John also wrestles over there. In fact, his brother helped Pat win a Warfare title defense over Victor Kross on that same show where he won the Triple Crown.
Phil Blauer: That's quite an accomplishment. Where's England?
Yolanda Ando: Bozzini wears some tight and long tights which are black on one leg and silver/gold on the other leg. They have "Platinum" written on one leg in platinum and has a roaring Cerberus in platinum on the side of the other leg. Red droplets of blood can be seen surrounding the different symbols on both legs. "The Feature Presentation" is written on the butt of his tights.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 225 pounds; He is The Current UCW Warfare Champion, UCW Crisis Champion, and UCW Triple Crown World Champion...'PLATINUM' PAT BOZZINI!!!"
The audience boos. The lights dim slowly as "Shamrocks and Shenanagans" by the House of Pain hits ...Legacy walks out with his manager Reginald P. Packer in close tow..Legacy stands on the apron and slices his thumb across his throat slowly in a symbolic death warning
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy has a string of bad luck lately. A couple of months ago he and Kota lost a tag team match to the KGB In Sacramento. He lost a UCW Xtreme title match in London, England to Steve Bishop in one of the most brutal matches in UCW history. Then he was eliminated in the royal rumble to decide the #1 contender to the UCW TV Title at the Autzen Stadium in Eugene, Oregon. The the son of the legendary Flare is looking to get back on track and a win over the UCW Triple Crown World Champion would be just the thing.
Yolanda Ando: Legacy wears basic black boots with "H.O.P" on each side, with black trunks that has "Legacy" on the back. His jacket matches his boots and trunks. His wrists are taped as are his two middle fingers on each hand.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent is accompanied to the ring by his manager, Reginald P. Packer; From Atlanta, Georgia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds...LEGACY!!!"
Legacy gets a mixed reaction. Ron Reid signals for the bell and Reginald P. Packer & Bill Kasal leave the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy runs in to Bozzini who armdrags him across the ring. Legacy gets up and gets a second armdrag for his trouble. Legacy fakes with one arm before he can get a third and pops Pat in the face with a european forearm.
Bozzini backs into the corner and Legacy hits him with a second forearm to the face. Legacy tries to suplex him out of the corner but Bozzini blocks it with his calf
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini reverses with a snap suplex! He scoops Legacy up and drops him on his knee with a backbreaker.
Bozzini pulls Legacy up by the hair but Legacy thumbs him in the eye. He lifts Bozzini up on his shoulders in a fireman's carry
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy spins Bozzini round & round before dumping him on the mat with an airplane spin.
Phil Blauer: I call that an FU.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini ducks under a punch by Legacy and goes behind with a back suplex. He capitalizes with a crossface chicken wing on the mat. He wrenches up on Legacy's wrist while pulling back on his throat.
Ron Reid checks in to see if Legacy wants to tap out but he refuses. Pat Bozzini releases his arm long enough to readjust into a crippler crossface. He links his fingers together and pulls up on Legacy's face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini working Legacy's arm. He rocks back with Legacy's head & arm, but he uses the momentum to roll Bozzini on his shoulders.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Pat Bozzini releases the crippler crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini irish whips Legacy into the ropes but Legacy comes back with a lou thez press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Pat Bozzini rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy pulls Bozzini up in a suplex, then drops his feet on the top rope and back into a slingshot suplex! He stands over Bozzini and wraps his leg up in a spinning toe hold.
Ron Reid checks in to see if Bozzini wants to submit but he refuses. Legacy gives his leg another wrench. Bozzini grabs his head and rolls him up in a small package
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Legacy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini drops Legacy on his head with a release tiger suplex!
Bozzini climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Legacy to get to his feet. When he does he leaps off with a flying body press
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Legacy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini pulls Legacy's head into his legs but Legacy blocks a piledriver. He backdrops Bozzini over the ropes but Bozzini hangs on with a dragon sleeper tarantula!
The Las Vegas crowd wakes up a little and applauds this innovative move. Legacy cries out in pain while Ron Reid lays in the five count. Bozzini releases the tarantula and pushes him to the mat. He climbs to the top turnbuckle again
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini catches Legacy right in the mush with a flying dropkick!! He pulls Legacy up by the hair and irish whips him into the ropes. Legacy comes back with a flying body press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini irish whips Legacy into the ropes and then floors him with a flying knee. He sets him up and drops back into a russian leg sweep.
Legacy shakes some feeling back into his arm and then climbs to the top turnbuckle from the inside of the ring. He backflips into a moonsault splash
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy irish whips Bozzini into the ropes but Pat ducks underneath a clothesline and full nelsons him. Bozzini drops back into a dragon suplex he calls the Platinum 99-Plex!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Legacy gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini scoops him up but Legacy falls on his feet behind him with an inverted facelock. Legacy drops him into a scorpion deathdrop!
Packer applauds on the outside. Legacy irish whips Bozzini into the ropes and tiltawhirls him but Pat spins out into a headscissors takedown! He full nelsons Legacy again and ties up their legs
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini drops back into a full nelson russian leg sweep! Bozzini grabs an arm and applies a wakigatame armbar.
Phil Blauer: Bozzini going back to the arm like his people go back to their uncle's pizzeria after whacking The Gambitti Brothers.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I think he's French Canadian, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Same rules apply. They would just go to their ice shacks on some frozen pond and have sex with their dogs.
Pat Bozzini plants his feet and pulls up on Legacy's whammybarred arm. Legacy reaches back and scratches Bozzini's eyes. He scoops Bozzini up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy runs into the center of the ring and powerslams him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy bounces into the ropes and hits Bozzini between the eyes with a fistdrop. Legacy pulls Bozzini into a set-up for a piledriver, but Bozzini blocks it and reverses it into an alabama slammer. On the way over, Bozzini turns it into a tigerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Legacy rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini lifts Legacy up into an electric chair and then drops him back into an ocean cyclone suplex! He presses Legacy over his head and drops his throat on the top rope!
Legacy's head snaps back and he clutches his throat. Pat Bozzini climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Reginald P. Packer jumps up on the apron. Packer grabs Bozzini's leg and drops down, crotching him on the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Packer with the assist there. Legacy climbs to the second rope and belly to belly superplexes Pat Bozzini!! He turns Bozzini over with a single leg boston crab.
Ron Reid checks in to see if Bozzini wants to submit but he shakes his head no. Legacy plants his foot and pulls Bozzini's foot towards his head. Bozzini reaches out and grabs the bottom rope. Reid forces Legacy to break the single leg boston crab
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy hops over the bent over Bozzini with an oklahoma roll!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy goes for another moonsault but Bozzini crotches him on the top turnbuckle. He grabs him by the hair and runs out with a hangman's neckbreaker called Shattered Hopes!!
Legacy clutches the back of his neck. "Platinum" Pat Bozzini pulls Legacy up into a piledriver and then pushes his legs past Legacy's arms. He spins around into a styles clash
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Symphony of Sorrow!! He rolls Legacy over onto his shoulders!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Legacy claps his legs together on Bozzini's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini cradle piledrives Legacy and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off with a frog splash that he turns into an elbow drop he calls The Bastard Sword!!
Phil Blauer: Why?
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Legacy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini pulls Legacy up by the hair and irish whips him but Legacy reverses the whip and shoots him into the corner. Legacy bounces into the ropes and catches Bozzini by the head and bulldogs him!
Legacy hammerlocks Bozzini's arm behind him and scoops him up, bodyslamming him on his chickenwinged arm. He pulls Bozzini up by the hair and irish whips him into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy catches Bozzini with a sidewalk slam! Bozzini gets up to his hands and knees before Legacy catches him on the side of the face with a running knee.
Legacy irish whips Bozzini into the ropes and dips his head down for a backdrop but Bozzini blocks it and butterflies his arms
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini tosses Legacy across the ring with a double underhook suplex! He front facelocks him but before he can DDT him, Legacy pulls him up into a fireman's carry. He drills Bozzini on his head with The Hour Glass death valley driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy misses a fistdrop and Bozzini wraps his arms around his neck. He drops down into a flatliner with his knee in Legacy's stomach!
The fans applaud the innovative move. Pat Bozzini drills Legacy facefirst into the mat with a diving DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Welcome Worn Out!! He rolls Legacy over and makes the pin attempt.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Legacy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini bounces into the ropes but Legacy catches him with a tiltawhirl powerslam! He sticks his knee into Bozzini's back and pulls back his arms in a standing surfboard.
Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to submit, but Bozzini shakes his head "no". Legacy grips his arms and tries to yank them out of their socket
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini gets and arm free and grabs Legacy by the head and grabs Legacy's arm with the other hand. He takes a wild spin and inverted test drives the guy into a reverse DDT!! The Plead Of Innocence!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Legacy gets his foot on the bottom rope)
The audience warms to the UCW Triple Crown World Champion and give him some applause for that move. Pat Bozzini irish whips Legacy into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat nails Legacy with a flying forearm he calls The Technicality! He steps out on the apron, and slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope. Bozzini springboards off into a gorgeous frog splash!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Legacy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini irish whips Legacy into the turnbuckles. He follows him in with a clothesline but gets Legacy's boot to the face instead. Legacy drills his head into the mat with a DDT!
Legacy gives Bozzini another spinning toe hold and then takes his free leg and places it behind his twisted one. Legacy then bridges backwards
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Trick Knee!! Legacy goes back to the leg he was wearing down earlier with the spinning toe hold. He's got that bridge executed perfectly, hyperextending the knee.
Bozzini's fists ball up in pain as Ron Reid crouches over him, asking him if he wants to tap out. Legacy rolls back up to a vertical base. He pulls Bozzini up and applies a full nelson
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy applies the 9/11 spinning full nelson. He spins him around and around, not allowing his feet to touch the ground.
Phil Blauer: It would appear you are a poet.
Guillermo O'Bannon: And what compounds the irony is that I didn't even know it. Legacy stops the carousel, and begins spinning Pat Bozzini around the other way.
Bozzini spins round & round until Legacy gets too dizzy and drops him. He pulls Bozzini up into a fireman's carry and walks him over to the corner. Legacy sits Bozzini on the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy climbs to the second turnbuckle, but Bozzini hops over him with a sunset flip into a Rollercoaster Bomb!!
Audience comes alive and cheers. Bozzini sits Legacy on the top turnbuckle and then sets him up for a muscle buster
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini walks Legacy into the center of the ring and drops him in a powerbomb he calls a Paralyzing Failure!!
Phil Blauer: That's my Mom's pet name for me.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini lifts Legacy up into a hanging suplex then begins spinning him. He lets him drop to a 45 degree angle before converting it into a Superiority ShellShock DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Legacy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini lifts Legacy into a fireman's carry then spins it out into a hanging suplex, before dropping it into an eye of the hurricane!! Childhood Scar!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
Fear Factory's "Archetype" plays and the Las Vegas fans boo. Pat Bozzini raises with his arms in the air. Ron Reid tries to raise them but Bozzini snatches his hand away
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 19 minutes 35 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'PLATINUM' PAT BOZZINI!!!"
Bozzini snatches his three UCW title belts out of Ron Reid's hands and walks out of the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: I'm sure it took longer than he wanted to, but Bozzini has a successful debut here in Las Vegas.
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler has been on a hot streak since he came to the West Coast. Just ask him. The Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Champion Tatsuya Arakawa is looking to not only take the wind out of his sails but show Hardkore America Heavyweight Champion Kilroy Evans what he has in store for him during their match in Portland, Oregon next month.
"Bomb Idea" by Mad Capsule Markets plays and the Las Vegas crowd boos. Tom Lux walks out with "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa walks out with the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Championship around his waist
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa lost a close one to Sun in Palm Springs. He then inserted himself into the Wargames Match against The Un-Stable just to get at Kilroy Evans. Tonight, he hopes Kilroy's eyes will be glued to the screen to see what Portland will be like.
Phil Blauer: I know what it's gonna be like. Rainy, with tons of great strip clubs and even better weed.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I thought you quit.
Phil Blauer: I did, when you need some.
Yolanda Ando: Tatsuya Arakawa wears blood red MMA biker style tights with Japanese lettering for "Saikyo Terrorist" on the rear in black, high black boots, black TRACE kneepads, and black wrist tape.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by his manager Tom Lux; Hailing from Shimo-tsuga-gun, Tochigi, Japan; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 261 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE NIPPON BRASS KNUCKLES CHAMPION...'THE SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA!!!"
The Thomas & Mack Center boos but Tatsuya Arakawa ignores them. Then a huge countdown clock appears on the Hardkoretron and a voice starts to talk
Voice: "David Sadler will steal the show in 5 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 4 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 3 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 2 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show……………………
Boom fireworks shoot from the ramp! The words spoken by David Sadler echo around the arena “I have toiled and bled and now it is time to show you the very meaning of reality” "Liberate" by Disturbed then hits the speakers as David walks out on the ramp and the camera shoots to a close up of him. He looks at the crowd side to side. David makes a couple of steps forward as two pyros shoot off fireworks and flame besides him. He then continues down the ramp and then to the ring. He climbs up the steps slowly and when he reaches the top step he looks over at the Las Vegas crowd for a few seconds. He then makes his way through the ropes and walks across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle which he climbs and spreads his arms and looks into the sky from
Guillermo O'Bannon: The well traveled David Sadler looking fit for someone who's spilitting his time between England, The Carribean, and the West Coast.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, he's the only one with jet-lag and operating on 15 minutes sleep in Vegas. Poor baby.
Yolanda Ando: David Sadler wears baggy cut off jean shorts. He wears black knee and elbow pads and white boots with black trim. Pale skinned with blue eyes, long brown hair and clean shaven.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent hails from Ipswich, England; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!!"
The audience gives him some applause out of respect. Mike Peters signals for the bell. David Sadler attacks Arakawa with a series of hard right hands
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler laying into Arakawa with those punches, but Arakawa counters with a wild flurry of stiff punches of his own.
Phil Blauer: You don't wanna trade punches with Arakawa just like you don't wanna trade combs with Tim Burton.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler blocks one of them and fires back with a forearm smash. He irish whips Arakawa into the ropes and flips him over his head with a belly to belly suplex!
Arakawa gets to his feet and whacks Sadler with a high kick to head. Arakawa gives him a couple slaps and then spinning chops him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa kicks Sadler in the ribs, then bounces off the ropes and hits him with a yakuza kick! Arakawa applies an ankle hold. He stands over Sadler and wrenches his foot to the side.
Arakawa wraps his legs around Sadler's thigh and drops down into an on-the-mat version of the ankle lock. Arakawa twists his foot from side to side
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler rolls onto his back and kicks Arakawa off of him. Both men get to their feet, but Sadler drops him with a standing dropkick. He shoots Arakawa into the ropes, and back body drops him.
David Sadler hooks him up and suplexes him into the center of the ring. He irish whips Sadler into the ropes again, but Arakawa comes back with an STO
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa irish whips David Sadler into the corner. He follows him in with a running face erasure kick so hard he falls on his ass. Arakawa backs up and runs in again with a running knee smash to the face!
Tatsuya Arakawa pulls Sadler up by the hair, but Sadler ducks underneath a right hand. He belly to back suplexes Arakawa
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Arakawa to get to his feet. He jumps off and catches Arakawa in the mush with a flying dropkick! He grabs Arakawa by the leg and spins it, then drops down into a figure four.
Arakawa sits up in pain while Sadler clamps down on his twisted legs. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out but Arakawa shakes his head no. Tom Lux pounds on the apron trying to get Tatsuya's attention
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa trying to turn the figure four over but Sadler staying put. He releases the figure four, and pulls Arakawa's head into his legs. He lifts him up into a powerbomb!! Sadler cradles his legs!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler pulls Arakawa up by the hair. Arakawa goes to kick him but Sadler catches his foot. Arakawa swings around with the other leg and whacks him with an enzuigiri! Tatsuya Arakawa grabs him in a front facelock and drops down into a guillotine choke.
Arakawa squeezes Sadler's sides with his powerful legs, while constricting his breathing with his arms. Mike Peters asks Sadler if he wants to tap but he isn't getting enough oxygen to answer him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa rolls Sadler onto his back and rocks him forward onto his shoulders.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(David Sadler slips out of the facelock)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa snapmares Sadler over and tags him in the back with a couple stiff kicks. He crouches behind Sadler and applies a stretch plum. He hooks Sadler's head back as far as it'll go. Tatsuya Arakawa pulls back on his arm & head, nodding to the camera as if to Kilroy Evans watching in the locker room.
Tom Lux applauds on the outside while Mike Peters asks David Sadler if he wants to tap. Arakawa releases the stretch plum and pulls Sadler to his feet with a waistlock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa drops Sadler on the back of his head with a deadlift german suplex! He scurries over and pins Sadler.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa irish whips Sadler into the ropes but Sadler ducks underneath an STO. He comes back from the other side of the ropes and takes Arakawa out with a clothesline!
Arakawa rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. He capitalizes with a kneeling wakigatame. He steps over Sadler's body and pulls back on his arm
Phil Blauer: Sadler made a big mistake going anywhere near Arakawa with that arm.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler balls up his fist in pain as Arakawa rows back with his arm. Sadler armdrags him over to escape. He irish whips Arakawa into the ropes and floors him with a spinning wheel kick!
David Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Arakawa to stand up. When he does, Sadler greets him with a diving elbow smash
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler goes for a DDT but Arakawa backdrops out of it. Tatsuya Arakawa cuts him down to size with a series of hard chops to his chest. The last one drops him to the mat, so Arakawa grabs the same arm and falls back with a jujigatame cross arm scissors.
David Sadler kicks his heels into the mat in pain. Tatsuya Arakawa readjusts the arm and leans back with Sadler's arm in his legs. Mike Peters crouches over them and asks Sadler if he wants to tap out
Phil Blauer: Arakawa working down The Saviour of Professional Wrestling's arm with an array of armlocks.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler hooks his arm around the bottom rope and Mike Peters forces a break. Tatsuya Arakawa irish whips Sadler into the ropes, but Sadler comes back with a flying body press!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler irish whips Arakawa into the ropes and drives him into the mat with a sidewalk slam! Sadler bounces into the ropes and drops a leg across his face.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler irish whips Arakawa but he reverses it and shoots Tatsuya into the turnbuckles. Arakawa chops Sadler's red chest again, then punches him in the jaw. He headbutts Sadler in the forehead and then kicks him in the chest.
Tatsuya Arakawa spinning chops Sadler in his aching pectorals, then shotei palm strikes him upside the chin. Arakawa almost takes Sadler's head off with a high boot to the face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa irish whips Sadler into the ropes and smashes him under the chin with a jumping kneelift! Tatsuya Arakawa fireman's carries him onto his shoulders and then drops his face onto his knee!! Go 2 Sleep!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler ducks underneath a punch and bridges him with a Fuck Hitler german suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler hooks him up and drops back into a Soviet Scum Sweep legsweep! David Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off with a 747 splash!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler wraps him up with a sleeper hold. Arakawa strains his arms out towards the ropes but Sadler not letting him get close. Tatsuya drops down to one knee out of exhaustion.
Arakawa drops down to his knees and shoots the top of the head through Sadler's chin. He grabs Sadler's hair and throws a few high muy thai style kneelifts to his stomach, and ends the Tiger Knees combo with a kneelift to jaw
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa spins around and smacks Sadler in the face with a uraken backfist. He irish whips Sadler into the ropes and pops Sadler in the head with a rolling solebutt kick!
Tatsuya Arakawa lifts Sadler up into a hanging suplex and then drops him headfirst with a stiff brainbuster!! He hooks Sadler's limp leg
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa irish whips Sadler into the ropes and dips down for a back body drop, but Sadler twists him around into a falling neckbreaker. Sadler bounces into the ropes but misses a kneedrop.
Tatsuya Arakawa runs into the ropes. When Sadler sits up he gets tagged in the chest with a TAK soccer kick! The sound of it rings through the Thomas & Mack Center, prompting some applause
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa goes for a side suplex but David Sadler reverses it into a crippler crossface! He links his fingers and pulls up on his head & arm. Arakawa reaching out for the ropes but Sadler yanks up on his head.
Arakawa reaches out and grabs the rope, so Peters forces the break. Sadler straightens out his arm and kneedrops the back of Arakawa's elbow
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler tosses Arakawa over the ropes, but he catches the rope on the way over and lands on the apron. Sadler walks over to suplex him back into the ring but Arakawa cracks him in the face with a european uppercut. Arakawa pulls him through the ropes and front facelocks him. Arakawa DDTs Sadler off the apron onto the Thomas & Mack Center floor!!
The crowd cheers and Sadler rolls over, busted open from the forehead. Tatsuya Arakawa drops Sadler's head on the concrete again with a backdrop driver!! Sadler clutches the back of his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa pulls a bloody Sadler up but Sadler goes to work on him with some Rage Punches. He drives Arakawa's head into the concrete with a David DDT!!
David Sadler climbs up to the top turnbuckle and waits for Tatsuya Arakawa to stand up. When he does, Sadler leaps off with a flying body press that smacks both men into the guardrail!! The crowd leaps to their feet and cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody Sadler staggers to his feet and rolls Arakawa into the ring. He gets back into the ring, and irish whips Arakawa into the ropes. Tatsuya Arakawa comes back with a yakuza kick! Tatsuya Arakawa climbs to the second rope and comes off with a Shinjuku Crush kneedrop to chest!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa irish whips Sadler into the ropes and then KOs him with a jumping Gamengiri kick!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr-(David Sadler puts his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa pulls Sadler up by the blood soaked hair. Sadler surprises him with an enzuigiri kick to the side of the head. He tap dances on Arakawa's head with some angry stomps.
Sadler measures Arakawa, and when he gets on his hands and knees, Sadler punt kicks him across the face. Sadler pulls him up and irish whips him into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler drives his face into the mat with a fameasser he calls The Light!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler scoops Arakawa up, but Tatsuya lands on his feet behind him. He runs into the ropes and nearly takes his head off with the Aki Lariot!!
Tatsuya Arakawa pulls his head into his legs and lifts him up for a huge high angle powerbomb!! Arakawa sits Sadler up long enough to apply the rear naked choke
Phil Blauer: The rear naked choke! The first two words get your attention, the last one wins the match!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler waves his arms around but there's no ropes in sight! Peters asking Sadler if he wants to tap out but David refusing. Arakawa squeezes his trunklike legs around Sadler's midsection to keep him from getting any new air.
Arakawa clamps down on his windpipe, and rolls back until Sadler is bridged. Sadler slaps Arakawa's arm to tap out. Tom Lux celebrates on the apron, "Bomb Idea" by Mad Capsule Markets plays on the Thomas & Mack Center PA system
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 21 minutes 23 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'THE SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA!!"
Kilroy Evans slides into the ring
Phil Blauer: It's Kilroy Evans!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans catches Arakawa by the head with The Bad Touch diamond cutter!! He back suplexes Arakawa up into a Blue Thunder Driver!!
Kilroy Evans laughs and falls through the ropes and onto the apron, to escape into the audience
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans started their match in Portland a little early tonight. Arakawa goes to the Carribean next to defend his Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles title against Toshiro Taskashi. Then he goes to Portland, Oregon to wrestle Kilroy Evans for the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship. David Sadler will wrestle Paul Soutter for the Hardkore West Coast title on that same show
Fade up on video from the last show in Palm Springs, dated 12/18/05. Horror Girl is walking down the hallway backstage at Hardkore Hall when a yell is heard and then a chair enters the camera shot and caves Horror Girl's head in!! The camera widens out and it's "Sexy" Anjanette Turner
"Sexy" Anjanette Turner: "I'm back! Don't think I forgot about you!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner is back in Hardkore World! We haven't seen her since September when she lost her Hardkore World Women's Championship to Ashley in that leather strap match in LA! Her battles with Horror Girl have been well documented. They tore it up in this very building at Palm Springs Punishment in March in that Steel Cage Cat Collar Match.
Anjanette whales back and crashes the chair across Horror Girl's back. Sexy Anj walks out of the camera shot
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette making it known that it's her against Horror Girl at our next show in Las Vegas!
Horror Girl gets to her feet, rubbing her back and snarling
Guillermo O'Bannon: As you saw in Palm Springs, Sexy Anj showed up and left a calling card in Horror Girl's skull. I don't know too many people that would feel comfortable doing that.
Phil Blauer: But most people aren't a four time Hardkore World Women's Champion. In fact, no one is. Not even Casey Affleck.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl is not one you want to make angry, let's see if Anjanette Turner knows what she's doing.
"GirlFight" by Brooke Valentine plays and the audience rushes to the aisleways. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner walks out and slaps their hands as she walks down to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette lives here in Las Vegas, although she's originally from New York. She's battled Horror Girl a few times over the years, losing a cat collar steel cage match at Palm Springs Punishment but defeating her this past summer for the Hardkore World Women's Championship with a flatliner off the top turnbuckle in a steel cage match at Hardkore Hall. Tonight they break the tie, anywhere here in the Thomas & Mack Center.
Phil Blauer: So this is the rubber match. And not the kind of rubber you pretend to forget to bring on a date.
Yolanda Ando: Anjanette Turner is wearing a red two peice bathing suit, red boots, and her hair is in a pony tail.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is a Falls Count Anywhere Match. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, now residing in Las Vegas, Nevada; Standing 5 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 130 pounds...'SEXY' ANJANETTE TURNER!!!"
The crowd cheers. Then "Haunted" by Evanessence plays, Horror Girl cautiously makes her way towards the ring with Mr. Fame and Bernice Biggs. While walking down the runway, she pauses, tilting her head towards a jeering fan. When Horror Girl gets into the ring, she crawls in and goes to the corner where she crouches down and stares at Turner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl could have been the one facing Tamara Sanchez tonight, but she pinned herself to allow Mako in that match. But due to reasons only she knows, instead she's tangling with her old enemy, Anjanette Turner.
Phil Blauer: I guess she likes the dark meat.
Yolanda Ando: Horror Girl is wearing tightly fitted mummy wrappings around her chest, hips, forearms, hands and legs, she appears to look like a zombie. Her skin is a pale blue and her hair is tinted a slight grayish purple. Her eyes are a very, very light blue. It's so light it looks whited out. Lastly, she has the classic zombie darkness around her eyes.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent is accompanied to the ring by her manager, Mr. Fame and Bernice Biggs; from Parts Unknown; Standing 5 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 138 pounds...HORROR GIRL!!!"
The Las Vegas fans boo her and she snarls back at them. Horror Girl runs and spears Anjanette Turner and spinebusters her into the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl starting this match off with a bang. Horror Girl takes a wild swing but Turner ducks under it and backdrop drivers the zombie!
Horror Girl no-sells it and walks right back up to Anjanette. She grabs Turner by her ponytail and tosses her over the top rope to the floor below
Phil Blauer: That was quick.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl hops onto the middle of the top rope and hops off with a springboard missle dropkick!!
Anjanette Turner smashes into the railing. The Las Vegas fans boo Horror Girl as she crawls over and makes the pin
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl lifts Turner by the throat and chokes her. She flips her over into a powerslam on the floor!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl lifts her up and side headlocks her. Anjanette reverses it into a t-bone suplex on the cement!!
The Thomas & Mack Center comes to life, cheering for their hometown hero. Turner climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Horror Girl to get to her feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner spins off the top with a roundhouse kick to the floor!! She pulls Horror Girl up in a powerbomb but she reverses it into a huracanrana, driving Turner's skull into the steel steps!!
The crowd winces at the sound of Turner's skull riccocheting off the ringsteps. Horror Girl holds her in an inverted facelock. She runs up the ringsteps into a spinning neckbreaker on the floor
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl climbs up to the apron and grabs Turner on the ring floor in a front facelock. She hops off the apron with a tornado DDT on the cement!!
Anjanette pops her head up with a gash across her hairline. Horror Girl picks her up by the hair and tosses her back into the ring. She fireman's carries Turner up onto her shoulder and sits her on the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl climbs up to the second turnbuckle and butterflies her arms. But Turner slips her hands out and pushes Horror Girl off the turnbuckles over the ropes to the floor below!
The audience cheers and Turner stands up on the top turnbuckle. She leaps off and catches Horror Girl by the head with a spinning huracanrana on the Thomas & Mack Center floor!! The crowd reacts by chanting "ANJ!! ANJ!! ANJ!! ANJ!! ANJ!!" Meanwhile Turner sets up a table at ringside
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette rolls Horror Girl onto the table and climbs up on the apron. She gets a running start along the apron, handsprings into a backflip splash through the ring table!!
The chants of "ANJ!! ANJ!! ANJ!! ANJ!! ANJ!!" get louder. Ron Reid takes a little while to get out of the ring to make the count
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl kicks out)
Phil Blauer: The time it took Ron to get his fat ass out of the ring might have just saved Horror Girl.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner applies a crossface half nelson, and pitches Horror Girl facefirst into the apron with a reverse legsweep!
Horror Girl clutches her nose. Anjanette scoops her up but Horror Girl falls behind her on her feet. She yanks Turner back by the ponytail onto the floor
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl drops a sharp elbow across her neck.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl takes off some of her mummy wraps and ties it around Turner's throat. She tosses Turner over the railing into the front row of the audience. She pulls back on the mummy wrap, with her knee braced against Turner's back.
A kid screams "Stop it! Your hurting her!" as his parents pull him away from the action. Horror Girl pulls back on the medical gauze as Turner's feet kick out by lack of oxygen
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl reaches over the guardrail and digs her nails into Anjanette's cut! Blood oozes through her fingers as she applies pressure. Turner gets to her feet, but Horror Girl slips her feet under the railing and sweeps Anj's feet out from under her. Turner's throat catches the guardrail on the way down!
Anjanette Turner clutches her throat and falls back into the lap of a front row fan. Horror Girl steps over the railing and lifts Anjanette up in an inverted crucifix. She spins around and flapjacks Turner onto some empty chairs as the fans scatter like roaches
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl irish whips her but Turner reverses it and shoots Horror Girl into the railing hard! Anjanette runs up from behind and enzuigiri kicks Horror Girl over the guardrail into the aisleway!
Anjanette Turner balances on the railing, stands up, and leg drops Horror Girl in the aisle
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner comes up from behind Horror Girl and applies a standing kataha-jime. She drags her up the rampway onto the top of the stage. She spins Horror Girl around & round then drops her on her head at the top of the stage!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon:A bloody but Sexy Anj grabs Horror Girl and asks the audience what they want. She gives it to them with a figure four leglock!
Phil Blauer: I heard "tits".
Horror Girl sits up in pain while Turner clamps down on Horror Girl's legs. Ron Reid asks if Horror Girl wants to submit but she whips her head from side to side
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner bounces Horror Girl's twisted legs to increase the pressure but Horror Girl is not tapping. In fact she turns her over and turns the tables on Anjanette.
Turner cries out in anguish as Horror Girl does a push up to apply pressure to Sexy Anj's legs. Ron Reid now asking Turner is she wants to give up but the four time champ refusing
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl releases her legs and grabs Turner's arms. She monkey flips Anjanette Turner off of the stage to the floor below!!
The Las Vegas fans boo as Turner bounces off the concrete floor! Horror Girl waits for Anjanette Turner to get up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl hops off with a huracanrana from the stage but Anjanette catches her and powerbombs her on the Thomas & Mack Center floor!!
The crowd erupts and Anjanette holds onto her legs so she can pick her up for a second powerbomb, this one on the guardrail!! Anjanette pins her behind the stageway
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Before Turner can get off of Horror Girl, she bites Anj in the neck! She gnashes her teeth until blood runs from Turner's neck. She headlocks Anj and runs her head through the side entrance's door!
Both Horror Girl and Anjanette Turner spill out into the lobby. Turner gets up and ducks under a punch by Horror Girl
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner runs Horror Girl into a t-shirt stand and rolls her back into a backroll press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl gets up and latches onto Anjanette Turner's face, digging her nails into her flesh. She screams and shoves her away to the lobby floor. She gut wrenches Anjanette Turner up and drops her in a tigerdriver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner claps her legs on Horror Girl's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl tries to irish whip her but Anjanette Turner reverses the momentum and irish whips her through the doors out to the parking lot! She gets out there and sambo suplexes her on the asphalt!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sexy Anj waistlocks her but Horror Girl back elbows her in the face. She double underhook suplexes Turner onto a car!
Anjanette cries out in pain and rolls over on her side on the hood of the car. Horror Girl steps up on the hood of the car, and pulls her up into a hanging suplex then flips her forward into a rock bottom
Guillermo O'Bannon: Screaming Horror on the windshield!!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl delivers a lifting armbar DDT on the hood of the car!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner gets to her knees and smashes Horror Girl in the face. Turner gut wrench suplexes Horror Girl off the hood of the car to the parking lot asphalt!
Anjanette wipes some of the blood out of her eyes. She gets a running start along the hood of the car with a hart attack clothesline
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner corkscrew tombstones Horror Girl on the blacktop!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette steps up on the hood of a Pontiac Grand Am and backflips but Horror Girl avoids the moonsault. Turner fortunately lands on her feet, and Horror Girl pumphandles her up into a german suplex on the hood of the Pontiac!!
Horror Girl stands up on the hood of the Pontiac. She scoops Turner up and bodyslams her on the roof, bending it in! Turner gets up and Horror Girl runs and dropkicks her in the sternum
Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl bites her cheek hard until it bleeds. She headbutts Turner in the jaw over & over until she stops moving. Horror Girl stands up but Turner gets under her legs. She lifts her up into a gory special then drops her head into a gory driver!!
Anjanette stands up on the roof of the Pontiac and backflips into a moonsault on Horror Girl on the hood of the car!! She hooks her leg
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner pulls Horror Girl up into an inverted facelock. She spins off the hood of the car to the asphalt with a Turner Tornado!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: (muffled, from inside the building) "At 13 minutes 10 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, 'SEXY' ANJANETTE TURNER!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: It seems to have taken everything out of her, but the four time champion prevails here in her hometown! They both go back to Portland, Oregon to wrestle in the favorite match of the Hardkore World Women's Champion Tamara Sanchez, the triple cage.
The camera shows the ring crew working furiously taking the ring ropes down and stringing up the barbed wire strands
Phil Blauer: There could be a whole lot of fat man hanging off that barbed wire if Soutter isn't careful.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's right, Soutter is putting his Hardkore West Coast title belt on the line against Lonewolf McNeely in the dreaded barbed wire match. Soutter brought this on himself when he interrupted McNeely's 2/3 falls match last month to challenge him to a powerslam. The insuing "challenge" allowed Fierce to win one of the falls and ultimately the match. Before we went to break Soutter attempted to challenge Lonewolf McNeely to another Powerslam Challenge but McNeely came ready with a strand of barbed wire.
"In the Year of the Wolf" by Motorhead plays and the audience boos. Sounds of a crying woman are heard as we then see pyro going off to and the arena lights begin to flicker. Blood lines stream down the video tron. Images of Rain and Lonewolf are shown, as a scene of a kiss is shown, the video switches to Lonewolf giving a piledriver to Rain on top of the semi outside as he licks the blood running down her forehead. Lonewolf comes out of the curtains dressed in black leather shorts with blood over his chest in Rain's name. The Las Vegas fans boo him. Lonewolf pulls his hair back in a ponytail and holds up a bag of blood, dipping his fingers in it and running it down his face. He points towards the pits of hell and gives a backwords cross sign as he spits the blood in the air, howling at the top of his lungs
Phil Blauer: That can't be kosher.
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely with one of the odder ring entrances in wrestling.
Lonewolf struts down to the ring and chants obscene words towards the fans while giving the finger and attempting to slap the women in the audience. Lonewolf jumps on the barbed wire and pulls out a knife from his shorts and slices it across his chest and draws a small amount of blood as he enters the ring. He yells at the referee and gives two fingers to the fans at ringside spitting more blood on the ground
Phil Blauer: The bell hasn't even rung and he's bleeding. Pace yourself, Injun.
Guillermo O'Bannon: He's not Indian, Phil. Lonewolf McNeely inserted himself into the Wargames Match in Palm Springs and put the hurt on Robert Hunglestien III and the rest of The Un-Stable for not allowing him into their crew. He'd love to win the West Coast Championship to keep it away from them.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Barbed Wire Match is for the HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...LONEWOLF MCNEELY!!!"
The Thomas & Mack Center rocks with boos. "Rip It Up" by 28 Days plays and the Las Vegas fans leap to their feet. Soutter walks out with the Hardkore West Coast title belt hung over his head, he's already bleeding a little from the shot from the barbed wire fist
Guillermo O'Bannon: He wasn't here long enough this year to get many votes, but these fans will tell you, this is one of the most popular wrestlers on the West Coast.
Phil Blauer: And he has the belt to prove it.
Guillermo O'Bannon: They don't give you a belt for winning popularity contests, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Explain John Cena.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone does a rimshot on his ringside drum kit
Yolanda Ando: How does he sneak that thing by us every month? Soutter wears black trunks with the straps coming up over each shoulder and he has red boots. He also wears a black leather vest to the ring.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent is from Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 428 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL SOUTTER!!!"
The Las Vegas fans scream their lungs out for Paul Soutter as he holds his belt up over his head. Soutter rams his knee into McNeely's groin! The crowd cheers even louder. Peters takes the belt away from Soutter and signals for the bell
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter rams his knee into McNeely's stomach, then while he's keeled over, he smashes him in the face with a kneelift. McNeely responds with a shotei uppercut.
Soutter smashes McNeely in the face with several forearm smashes. Soutter wraps McNeely up in a bearhug. He grips his arms together to squeeze all the air out of Lonewolf
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter hikes McNeely up a little to get a better grip. Lonewolf punches his way out of the bearhug. McNeely backs up a little and pops Soutter in the face with a spinning heel kick!
Soutter backs up a little and the fans boo. McNeely smashes Soutter in the nose with an elbow strike. He tries to scoop Soutter up but he's too heavy
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely gives it another try but Soutter's not budging. He backs off and Soutter runs into him with a double ax handle smash to his face. He scoops McNeely up and running powerslams him into the barbed wire!!
The crowd erupts as McNeely slides down the barbed wire with deep lacerations on his back. Lonewolf McNeely staggers to his feet only to be driven headfirst into the mat by a DDT
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter goes for a bulldog, but McNeely pushes him off into the barbed wire!! Soutter stumbles out right into a superkick! McNeely hooks the leg!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely slides under the barbed wire and grabs a steel chair. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, and comes off with an atomic arabian facebuster with the chair to Soutter's face!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely goes for a spinebuster on the busted open champ, but Soutter reverses it into an inverted atomic drop. He flips McNeely up on his shoulders and drops his back on the barbed wire with a powerbomb!!
The fans cheer wildly as McNeely tries to grab his back from all the agony the cuts are causing him. Soutter presses McNeely over his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter tosses McNeely over the barbed wire to the concrete floor below!! He rolls under the barbed wire and catches some of his trunks on it.
Phil Blauer: (praying) Please don't let there be a wardrobe malfunction. Please, oh, please, oh please don't let there be a wardrobe malfunction.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter headlocks McNeely and bulldogs his face on the cement!! McNeely comes up with a bloody nose. Soutter leans him against the guardrail and climbs up to the apron. He leaps off with a Soutterlanche but hits nothing but railing!!
Soutter bends the guardrail from all his weight. McNeely wipes the blood from his nose, and climbs up to the apron. The fans boo him as he poses
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely spins off the apron with a roundhouse kick to Soutter's face! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Soutter to get to his feet. He hits Soutter with a corkscrew plancha on the floor!!
The audience jeers McNeelt as he rolls Soutter under the barbed wire and climbs to the top turnbuckle. McNeely backflips into a shooting star press!! He hooks Soutter's leg
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely pulls Soutter up by his blood drenched hair into a sitting position. He applies a dragon sleeper and then walks forward a few steps into a dragon clutch. He plants his feet and pulls back on Soutter's head.
Blood trickles down from McNeely's nose into his mouth, which he promptly spits out in a mist. Peters checks in to see if Soutter submits but he refuses. McNeely releases the dragon clutch and pulls his head into his legs
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely goes for a piledriver, but Soutter's too heavy to pick up. Soutter reverses with a Soutter Spinebuster!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter irish whips McNeely into the corner, but McNeely runs up the turnbuckles and backflips into a moonsault press!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely goes for a suplex but can't get Soutter up. Soutter reverses with a textbook suplex of his own. He full nelsons McNeely and then legsweeps his broken nose into the mat!
The crowd cheers Soutter. Soutter sits McNeely up on the top turnbuckle. McNeely pops Soutter in the face with a punch. He inverted facelocks Soutter and flips forward with a diamond dust
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sands of Time!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes down with a leg drop across the face of the West Coast Champion!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely goes for a DDT but Soutter lifts him up into a fireman's carry. He drops back into a 400 pound samoan drop!!
Soutter runs and squashes Lonewolf McNeely with a big Soutter Splash
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter waits for Lonewolf McNeely to get up. When he does, he charges at him like an Aussie bull with a Soutter Spear but McNeely sidesteps him. Soutter crashes headfirst into the barbed wire!! Lonewolf McNeely drives him headfirst with a double underhook DDT!
The Las Vegas fans boo, while Lonewolf McNeely rolls Soutter over and makes the pin
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely wraps one arm around Soutter's chin and pulls Soutter's left arm back with a buffalo sleeper. Soutter bleeds down his front while McNeely clamps back on his air passage.
Mike Peters asks Soutter if he wants to give up but Soutter shakes his head. The audience chants at McNeely: "WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH?"
Phil Blauer: (points at Guillermo) Right here, why?
Guillermo O'Bannon: They were talking about Rain.
Phil Blauer: In Vegas? We have a better chance of Boone getting laid.
McNeely grips his fingers together and pulls up on Soutter's chin & arm. After several agonizing moments, Soutter releases the buffalo sleeper. He steps in front of a kneeling Soutter and cracks him in the skull with a shining wizard kick to the temple
Guillermo O'Bannon: Flesh Cut!! Lonewolf McNeely rolls the big man over and makes the pin.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Soutter slugs him in the stomach. He climbs to the second turnbuckle and drops McNeely back with a Soutterplex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter lifts McNeely up in a fireman's carry and walks him over to the barbed wire. He swings McNeely around into an F5 style Down Under Drop on the barbed wire!!
The crowd erupts and starts chanting "SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!!" Soutter drags a bloody McNeely over to the corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter crashes his big ass into McNeely's chest with a bonzai drop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter pulls McNeely over to the side of the ring and flips him over his shoulder with a exploder into the barbed wire!!
Phil Blauer: If there's any flesh left on McNeely's back, I can't find any!
The audience continues to chant "SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!!" Soutter goes to clothesline him but McNeely ducks underneath and catches him in the mouth with a back roundhouse kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely applies a dragon sleeper. He gets up to his feet and pulls back on Soutter's head & arm. Soutter instinctively reaches out for the ropes but cuts his hand on the barbed wire.
Phil Blauer: Poor Aussie dope. Probably thought there was a beer there.
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely continues to yank back on Soutter's head & neck but not getting a submission out of him. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle, but Soutter gets to his feet and stops him with another punch to the guts. McNeely fights back this time with a few swats of his own. He grabs Soutter by the hair and drives his face into the mat with a Slashing Effect pedigree!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely rushes Soutter, but he catches Lonewolf and belly to belly suplexes him into the barbed wire!!
The Thomas & Mack Center cheers again. Soutter pulls Lonewolf McNeely up in a side suplex but McNeely wraps his arms around Soutter's arm and rides him down into a crossface
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely applies a nagata lock II! He pulls up on the head of Soutter, while scissoring his arm.
Phil Blauer: Soutter is bleeding down McNeely's arm. Gross.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter slips out of it and drives McNeely into the mat with an inverted DDT!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter tosses McNeely across the ring with a gut wrench suplex! He goes for another Soutter Splash but McNeely puts his knees up into his stomach. Lonewolf McNeely gets a running start and yakuza kicks Soutter into the barbed wire!!
The Las Vegas fans boo. Soutter cries out as he's stuck on the evil wire. Lonewolf McNeely smashes Soutter in the chest with a hard punch while he's pinned on the wire
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely goes for a german suplex but he can't pick him up. Soutter back elbows him. He flips McNeely up on his shoulder and drops him in a Soutter Splat dominator on the barbed wire!!
The audience erupts. McNeely staggers off the barbed wire and walks right into Soutter who lifts him up by the throat with both arms
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter drops him in a lo-down tigerbomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely claps his legs together on Soutter's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter scoops McNeely up on his shoulder, then runs into the center of the ring with a 428 pound Soutterslam!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Lonewolf McNeely kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter climbs to the top turnbuckle, but McNeely pops him in the face with a right hand. Lonewolf gets a running start and catches Soutter by the head with a Scent of Destruction diamond cutter!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely smashes Soutter in the face with an elbow, another, then smashes him in the face with a roaring elbow!
McNeely soaks in the boos a little and then twists Soutter's legs into an inverted figure four leglock. Lonewolf McNeely clamps down on his legs, while Soutter lies on his side, bleeding down his side
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely applies a Nagata Lock I, trying to take out the big man's legs. He releases it and pulls Soutter's head into his legs, chicken winging both of his arms.
Phil Blauer: I'm pretty sure chicken winging isn't an word. That's redickerous.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter back body drops McNeely to get out of the Lights Out! He flips McNeely over into a northern lights suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lonewolf McNeely rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter pulls a bike chain out of his trunks and bashes McNeely in the face with it!! He grabs McNeely by the legs and spins him around in a wheelbarrow suplex over his shoulder onto the barbed wire!!
The crowd is deafening, as McNeely slides down the barbed wire. Soutter pumphandles McNeely up onto his shoulder but Lonewolf falls behind him on his feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely dropkicks Soutter in the back, pitching him into the barbed wire!! Soutter falls to his knees and McNeely tags him in the side of the head with his Flesh Cut kick!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
The fans leap to their feet and boo as "In the Year of the Wolf" by Steppenwolf plays in the Thomas & Mack Center. McNeely rolls off of Soutter with his arms in the air
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 3 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...LONEWOLF MCNEELY!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely wins his first championship in Hardkore America and grabs the Hardkore West Coast title! He goes on to Portland to defend it against "The Saviour of Professional Wrestling" David Sadler.
Lonewolf McNeely raises his Hardkore West Coast title belt over his head while the fans pelt him with garbage. Soutter limps back to the dressing room while the audience chants "SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!!"
Jan 12, 2006#23
The ring crew is busy taking down the barbed wire
Guillermo O'Bannon: Get your beer now, cause this match is guaranteed to go 30 minutes. Tamara Sanchez and Makoto Jupiter are two ladies that cannot seem to get past one another. They went to a breathtaking 30 minute draw in Sacramento, and now are set to have another great one and settle this once and for all.
"Adrenalize" by Rosetta Stone plays and Makoto Jupiter, Eerie Von, Tuxedo Mask, and Fat Tux walk out to a huge pop. Jupiter slaps all the fans hands in the aisleway
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter has some history in this building. One of her many matches here, was a Las Vegas Suntan Match. A leather strap match with Xyrynth back in January of 2004. She lost that match but she hopes to be more successful tonight against the World Champion, and add a third Women's Championship to her resume.
Yolanda Ando: Makoto Jupiter wears a white leotard with a short green vinyl skirt, green tie up wrestling shoes with matching knee pads, and long white gloves with green trim. Her brown hair is tied back in a sporty, yet functional ponytail.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is a Marathon Match, and is for the HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by her bodyguard, Eerie Von and the rest of The Cupcake Crew. From Olympia, Washington; Standing at 6 feet 1 inches tall; Weighing 138 pounds...MAKOTO JUPITER!!!"
The Las Vegas audience erupts while she stands on the ropes and waves back at them. The lights in the Thomas & Mack Center start to flicker, red and blue pyro explodes and "Always" by Saliva hits and a spotlight points on Tamara Sanchez standing in the entrance. The spotlight drives up her body, past her Hardkore World Women's Championship while she performs the Clique sign. She runs down the ramp, sliding into the ring where she jumps up the top turnbuckle showing her championship to the crowd
Guillermo O'Bannon: The last time Tammy was in this building, she defeated Horror Girl in a tables, ladder, & chairs match.
Phil Blauer: Las Vegas is all about streaks baby.
Guillermo O'Bannon: But Sanchez has not been able to pin Makoto Jupiter yet, and that has to be weighing on her mind.
Yolanda Ando: Sanchez is wearing black hot pants and a red top with spaghetti sleeves, appropriately saying "BITCH" on the front in black letters & red boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent is from New York City; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds; She is The Current HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
The Vegas fans boo. Sanchez bounces into the ropes and knocks Jupiter to the mat with a shoulderblock. Sanchez irish whips her, but Jupiter reverses it and shoots her into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter tiltawhirls her into a northern lights bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Tamara Sanchez gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter pulls Sanchez up by the arm, but Tammy twists her arm. She gives Jupiter's arm another wrench, and then back kicked her in the face.
Tamara Sanchez scoops Makoto Jupiter up, then bodyslams her but Jupiter inside cradles her
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!
Phil Blauer: Wow!
Guillermo O'Bannon: If this were a regular match, we would have a new champion in less than two minutes!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 1 minutes 29 seconds; MAKOTO JUPITER HAS WON THE FIRST FALL. THE SCORE IS JUPITER 1 SANCHEZ 0."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter irish whips Sanchez into the corner. She puts her boot against Tammy's throat, and chokes her Kevin Nash style.
Ron Reid gives Jupiter a four count to break the count. Jupiter releases and Sanchez pops her in the face with a punch. She front facelocks Jupiter and climbs up to the second rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter swings off the second rope with a tornado DDT!! She does a figure four set up, then bridges backwards. Bridging figure four!
Sanchez straightens up to a vertical base, and then drops back into another bridge. Makoto Jupiter grabs her hair in pain, but refuses to give up to Ron Reid. Jupiter's shoulders fall down to the mat
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Makoto Jupiter rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez drags Jupiter over to the corner. She hops on the second turnbuckle, then hits a split legged moonsault!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez front facelocks her but before she can DDT her, Jupiter reverses with a northern lights suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter pumphandles her up into a running reverse power bomb!! Greetings From Planet Jupiter!
The crowd roars and Makoto Jupiter climbs to the top turnbuckle. She blows some kisses to the Las Vegas fans. She jumps off the top with a frog splash with massive hang time
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter Splash!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter pulls her up into a powerbomb but Sanchez rolls out into an RKO! She runs into the ropes and hops onto the middle of the second rope. She backflips into a lionsault!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez irish whips Jupiter into the ropes and drives her skull into the mat with a huracanrana!
The Thomas & Mack Center boos Sanchez. Tammy climbs to the top turnbuckle and somersaults into a swanton bomb
Referee RonReid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 6 minutes 54 seconds; THE SCORE IS TIED 1-1."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez goes to punch her, but Jupiter blocks it with her forearm. Jupiter responds with some stiff boxing jabs and then some kicks to Sanchez's kidneys. She floors her with a roundhouse kick!
Makoto Jupiter climbs to the second turnbuckle with Tammy's head in an inverted facelock. She spins off with an inverted tornado DDT
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter atomic drops Sanchez on the top turnbuckle, facing the audience. She climbs to the second turnbuckle behind her and applies an inverted facelock. She flips Sanchez over into a reverse superplex!!
Sanchez lands hard on her stomach, and rolls over to her side. Makoto Jupiter takes the advantage and begins to apply a nagata lock I inverted figure four leglock. But when she goes to fall back, she spins around so that she's lying on her side behind Tammy
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Lustmord!! Makoto Jupiter applies a dragon sleeper with one arm and applies a tongan death grip with the other. She pulls back on Tammy's head while squeezing her twisted legs.
Reid checks in to see if Sanchez submits but she refuses. Jupiter turns the screw by squeezing her shoulder with the nerve hold. Sanchez reaches out and grabs the bottom rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid forces Jupiter to break The Lustmord. Jupiter irish whips Tammy into the ropes. She goes for a flying body press but Sanchez catches her and drops her across his knee with a backbreaker.
The Las Vegas crowd jeers and boos Tammy as she catches her breath. She climbs to the top turnbuckle. Makoto Jupiter was playing possum and kips up to her feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter runs up the turnbuckles and hooks Sanchez up in a cradle suplex. She drills Sanchez's head into the mat with a super fisherwoman's buster!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter pulls Tamara Sanchez up by the hair. She goes for a roundhouse hook but Tammy ducks underneath and atomic drops her. Tammy ran into the ropes and hops over her with a sunset flip!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter claps her legs together on Tammy's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy irish whips Mako into the ropes but Jupiter tumbles under a clothesline. She atomic drops Sanchez onto the top turnbuckle, facing the audience. She grabs Tammy by the head and runs out with a rude awakening from the top turnbuckle!
The Las Vegas crowd cheers wildly. Makoto Jupiter flips Tamara Sanchez over her head with a crucifix, she then drops her headfirst in a ganso bomb
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Jupiterian!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter irish whips Sanchez but Tammy reverses it and shoots her to the ropes. Sanchez tiltawhirls her into a powerslam!
Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Mako to get to her feet. When she does, she dives off with a flying spear into Jupiter's stomach
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter staggers around into a twist of fate by Tamara Sanchez!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 11 Minutes 34 seconds; TAMARA SANCHEZ LEADS 2-1."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter reverses an irish whip and shoots Sanchez into the ropes. She cartwheels into a handspring elbow smash to her face! Sanchez stumbles around and Makoto Jupiter DDTs her!
The impact is so hard that Sanchez rolls up into a sitting position and back down again. Makoto Jupiter pulls her up, and butterflies her arms. She double underhooks her up and then back down into a facebuster powerbomb
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter Thunderclap Zap!! Makoto Jupiter climbs to the top turnbuckle but Tamara Sanchez shakes the ropes. Jupiter falls on the turnbuckle, and Sanchez climbs to the second turnbuckle. She lifts Mako onto her shoulders and drops her on her head with a death valley driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez hiptosses her to the mat and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. She jumps off and catches her with a huracanrana!! She cradles the leg!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez swings at Jupiter but she ducks and atomic drops her on the top rope. Jupiter corkscrew handspings into a triple axle roundhouse kick that sends Tammy tumbling to the apron!
The crowd pops while Makoto Jupiter steps through the ropes to the apron. She wraps her arms around Sanchez's neck and drops back into a flatliner off the apron
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez drops onto her chest on the naked concrete! Jupiter rolls her on our table here.
Phil Blauer: (rubs Tammy's leg) So soft...so pretty...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil! Shouldn't you be practicing your lounge act?
Phil Blauer: Nope. My agent Morty just called. I got bumped for the Kid & Play reunion show.
Makoto stands up on Guillermo & Phil's table. She rock bottoms Sanchez off the table into the audience!! The crowd roars and Makoto grabs Guillermo's headset
Makoto Jupiter: Phil, I'd get that hand looked at.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter steps over the railing into the audience. Tamara Sanchez runs at her from the front row, but Makoto belly to belly suplexes her over the railing back into the ring area!!
The fans pop again. Makoto Jupiter rolls Tammy onto the apron. Sanchez pulls herself up by the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez catches Jupiter in the mouth with a back kick. She hops to the middle of the second rope. She backflips into an asai moonsault on Makoto Jupiter!!
The Thomas & Mack Center boos the champion. Sanchez rolls Mako onto the apron. She gets up there as well, but Jupiter ducks under her first punch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mako belly to back suplexes Sanchez off the apron to the floor below!! Jupiter rolls back into the ring and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. She flies off with a flying body press but Sanchez ducks and Mako just smashes into the guardrail!!
Jupiter clutches her chin where a gash has opened up. Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for her to stand up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez flips off into a corkscrew plancha to Makoto Jupiter on the floor!! She rolls Jupiter back into the ring and climbs to the top rope. Frog splash!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 15 minutes 25 seconds; TAMARA SANCHEZ LEADS 3-1."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top rope from inside the ring. Makoto Jupiter kicks Reid into the ropes, which trips up Sanchez before she can moonsault her! Makoto Jupiter climbs to the second rope behind her. He grabs Tammy by the arms and flips her over her back into a super vertebreaker!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 15 minutes 58 seconds; THE SCORE IS NOW 3-2 SANCHEZ."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter northern lights suplexes Tamara Sanchez!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter climbs to the top turnbuckle but Tamara Sanchez runs up the turnbuckles and enzuigiri kicks her off the second rope! Jupiter falls forward off the top rope to the mat below.
The fans boo Tammy and she flips them off as she catches her breath. Tamara Sanchez scoops her up and bodyslams her in the corner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off with a swandive headbutt!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez runs into the ropes and backflips into a lionsault but Jupiter puts her knees up!! Makoto pulls her head into her legs and hammerlocks both of her arms behind her. She lifts Sanchez up on her shoulders and powerbombs her on both of her chicken winged arms!!
Sanchez clutches both of her shoulders. Makoto Jupiter applies a rings of saturn to both of her arms. Blood runs down her chin to her white leotard
Guillermo O'Bannon: Earrings of Jupiter!! She rocks back on both of Tamara's arms, while Ron Reid checks in to see if she wants to submit. She releases Sanchez's arms, and pulls her up into a crotch-tie position. She pumphandles her up into a backbreaker! She pulls her up and drops her into a second backbreaker, and another.
Makoto Jupiter climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Tamara Sanchez runs up the ropes and takes her off the top turnbuckle with a flying spinning headscissors
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez gut wrenches Jupiter up into a tigerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter claps her legs together on Sanchez's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez grabs one of Jupiter's arms and one of her legs and applies a tequilla sunrise! She's rocking back on that leg that she wore down with the bridging figure four.
Ron Reid asks Jupiter if she wants to submit but she shakes her head no. Tamara Sanchez releases her arm and climbs back up to her feet. She turns it into a single leg boston crab
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez plants her feet and yanks Jupiter's leg back with that canadian maple leaf. Ron Reid in perfect position but Jupiter is refusing to tap out. Sanchez squats down lower to get an even better angle, and Jupiter taps out!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 20 minutes 7 seconds; THE SCORE IS 4-2, SANCHEZ!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez is celebrating on the second rope, taunting the booing fans here in Las Vegas. But Jupiter gets underneath her and lifts her up in an electric chair. She sits down into a Jupiter's Edge!!
The audience cheers and Makoto Jupiter atomic drops Sanchez on the ropes. She limps to the top rope and corkscrew ranas the perched champion to the floor below!! The crowd roars and chants "MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!!" Makoto Jupiter climbs up to the apron
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter limps onto the middle of the second rope, and springboards off into an asai corkscrew rana into the cement!!
The fans chant "MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!!" Makoto Jupiter rolls Sanchez onto the apron. She pulls her arms up in a double underhook, and drives Sanchez facefirst into the cement with a pedigree from the apron!! The chants of "MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!! MAK-O!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter limps along the apron, hops onto the second turnbuckle and backflips into a moonsault but Sanchez avoids it; she smacks into the railing!!
Tamara Sanchez runs into the ropes and baseball slides under the bottom rope, and she catches her by the head with a helicopter rana!! The audience boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez drives Jupiter's face into the cement with an X factor!! The cut on Jupiter's face is getting bigger. She rolls Jupiter back into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Makoto Jupiter limps to the second rope to meet her at the top. She scoops Sanchez up and tombstone piledrives her off the second rope!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 23 minutes 15 seconds; THE SCORE IS 4-3, SANCHEZ."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter lifts Sanchez up into an inverted crucifix and then bounces her off her face with an inverted razor's edge!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Sanchez knocks her feet out and crotches her on the turnbuckle. Sanchez climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and lifts her up in a fireman's carry. She flips off into a somersault slam!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: She inverted facelocks Jupiter and lifts her up into a lifting reverse DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter raises her shoulder)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez steps out on the apron. She slingshots herself onto the middle of the top rope and springboard bulldogs Jupiter!!
Some of the audience cheers for that move. Then she spits at them and the cheers turn to boos. Sanchez irish whips Jupiter into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez goes for a spinebuster but Makoto Jupiter reverses it into a DDT!
The crowd comes alive! She pumphandles Sanchez up and then limps into the center of the ring with a backbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Direct Approach!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez gets her foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter scoops Sanchez up and drops her on the top turnbuckle. Jupiter climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and lifts her up. Jupiter backflips into a Jupiter Supreme Thunder Crash powerslam!!
The Thomas & Mack Center audience cheers. Jupiter checks her chin with her hand and gets a repulsed look when she sees the blood. Meanwhile Sanchez digs into her tights
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter pulls Tamara Sanchez up by the hair, but Tammy uppercuts her with some brass knuckles!! She tosses them out of the ring and flips into a Canadian destroyer she calls the Mexican Destroyer!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 25 minutes 50 seconds; THE SCORE IS 5-3, SANCHEZ."
Phil Blauer: With time ticking away and Jupiter's apparant knee injury, Sanchez may have just locked it up with that pinfall.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez drags a table into the ring and sets it up in the center of the ring. She irish whips Makoto Jupiter into the ropes and tiltawhirls her into a powerslam through the wooden table!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez mexican hiptosses Jupiter onto the broken table rubble!
A broken peice of wood jabs Jupiter in the back, slicing her shoulderblade. Tamara Sanchez DDTs Jupiter when she tries to stand. The fans boo Tammy while she tries to catch her breath
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez goes for a suplex, but Makoto Jupiter blocks it with her leg. She lifts Sanchez up in a hanging suplex then drops her down into a golden arm bomber with a leg cradle!! Jupiter Implant Thunder!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 27 minutes 11 seconds; THE SCORE IS 5-4, SANCHEZ."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter drops down into a rude awakening neckbreaker. She climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a gorgeous swan dive moonsault!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto scoops Sanchez up and drills her headfirst into the mat with a tombstone piledriver!
Makoto Jupiter climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Sanchez to get to her feet. Jupiter leaps off with a huracanrana, but Sanchez grabs her by the legs and powerbombs her into the mat!! The fans boo
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez scoops Jupiter up and tosses her across the ring with a fallaway slam.
Sanchez scoops her up again, but Jupiter falls behind her and applies an inverted facelock. She delivers a curtain call suplex on the Women's Champion
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter irish whips Sanchez into the ropes, she dips down for a backdrop, but Sanchez cradle DDTs her!!
The fans boo louder and Sanchez kicks the ropes in frustration & anger. Tamara Sanchez lifts Jupiter up in a fireman's carry
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez runs into the center of the ring with a death valley driver! She climbs to the top rope, and flips into a 450 splash!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Makoto Jupiter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy irish whips Jupiter into the ropes. She tiltawhirls Jupiter, but Mako spins out of it with a flying headscissors that sends the champ flying!
The Thomas & Mack Center roars. Makoto Jupiter applies an inverted indian deathlock. She applies a tongan death grip to Sanchez's ankle. Tammy screams in pain
Phil Blauer: Mako went to work on that leg over 20 minutes ago, and now she's trying to cash in with the Wargasm!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mako leans back on Sanchez's twisted legs while squeezing the pressure point on the ankle. Ron Reid checks in but Tammy refusing to submit.
Jupiter presses her thumb into Sanchez's ankle while applying pressure to her crossed legs. Tammy grabs two handfuls of hair in pain, and then taps the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter ties it up!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 29 minutes...THE SCORE IS TIED!"
The Las Vegas crowd erupts and chants "MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!! MAKO!!" Jupiter limps up to her feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Makoto Jupiter grabs a facedown Tammy by the legs and swings her round & round in a giant swing. She gets her high enough to drop her on her face with a Jupiter Oak Evolution!!
The fans cheer wildly. Jupiter sits Sanchez on the top turnbuckle. She limps up to the second turnbuckle and scoops Tammy up. She presses Sanchez over her head and then leaps off, tiltawhirling her into a backbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter Thunder Dragon!!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Tamara Sanchez puts her foot on the bottom rope)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "30 Seconds!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jupiter goes for a flatliner, but Sanchez reverses it into a rock bottom! She pulls Mako up into a styles clash set-up and drops down into a Phenomenal Clash!!
Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press
Guillermo O'Bannon: The 7 Year Inch!!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
The time limit expires and the bell rings. The Las Vegas crowd boo and jeer Tamara Sanchez as she staggers to her feet. "Alive" by Saliva plays over the Thomas & Mack Center
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "AT 6 falls to 5; THE WINNER OF THE MARATHON MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez really showed us something tonight by once again going 30 minutes, this time with one of the best wrestlers to ever step in the ring.
Tamara Sanchez straps the belt around her waist and stand up on the second turnbuckle, soaking in the boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: She goes on to Portland, Oregon to defend her title against the entire women's division in her favorite match, The Triple Cage!
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Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Tag Team Tournament
Hardkore Hall
Palm Springs, California
Frank A. Marano was one the original innovators of wrestling games. He started the legendary fed, the UWA in 1988. The UWA was the first to implement a regional satelitte system that revolved around their World title. He ran all six feds including UWA Northeast, UWA Texas, UWA Mid-Atlantic, UWA Mid-South, UWA Georgia, and UWA Florida. He was a tireless worker, despite the fact that he was suffering from Hodgekin's Disease. He wrote some of the best wrestling matches of all-time, even after suffering a stroke that paralyzed half of his body, and brought a new style to the genre by including "special instructions", what we would now call strats, in each match. Sadly, Hodgekin's Disease claimed Frank's life in 1992.
The Frank A. Marano Memorial Cup was launched in 1994, won by Tempered Steel. The second one was won in 1996, by The Californians. Now, we see who will win in 2006?
The tournament will be at Hardkore Hall in Palm Springs, California. The winner will recieve a trophy and a check for $10 million dollars in cash.
To join, PM me your team.
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The ring crew puts their finishing touches on the steel cage
Guillermo O'Bannon: This next match is a continuation of the runner-up for Hardkore Feud of the Year in 2005. In Palm Springs, The Society of the New Breed lost their Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles and most of their identity when Cobryn & Johnny Lee Harley failed to appear for their Wargames Match. Lucifer Jones & Dan Stein made lemonade out of the lemons their former leader had handed them, by attacking The Un-Stable with mace and declaring themselves LSD. Tonight The Un-Stable try and get revenge in a steel cage match.
“Calm Like A Bomb" by Rage Against The Machine comes over the PA, as the following symbols comes up on the tron:
<ALPHA>
<OMEGA>
<Logo of “The Society of the New Breed”>
<The Punisher skull>
Down comes “The Punisher” Dan Stein to a chorus of boos. Stein ignores them, stone-faced, eyes directly to the cage. His manager, the lovely Domino, hesitantly follows. Lucifer Jones bursts through the curtains next, followed by "Sexy" Anjanette Turner. Turner has bandages and medical gauze around her forehead, cheek, and neck for her earlier falls count anywhere match with Horror Girl. Lucifer Jones starts looking out over the fans, and getting involved with the ones by the security railings; talking shit back to them. He eyes the cage and smiles sadistically, his gold teeth bling blingin' under the lights, before rentering the cage with his partner. Jones cracks his neck a couple times and continues to run his mouth. As Stein gets to the ring apron, he stops to wait for Domino to open the steel cage door for him. When she doesn’t, Stein yells at her to get moving, and she grudgingly obliges. Stein climbs into the ring, and thrusts the Peacemaker in the air as boos descend upon them. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner steps into the cage and applauds for Stein & Jones. Stein climbs the ringpost and defiantly flips off the crowd, as more boos come down.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein and Lucifer Jones have not endeared themselves to these fans but I don't think that was ever the point. The point is to win back some of the gold that they had a couple months ago. If they put a few dents in The Un-Stable's skull along the way, so be it.
Phil Blauer: I think Stein and Lucifer shared a moment the last time they were in a cage.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III defeated Lucifer Jones over in SWAT Springfield recently. Jones is definately hot to get another crack at him.
Yolanda Ando: Dan Stein is wearing a simple tight black t-shirt, and plain black shorts, with black leather wrestling boots. Stein also wears black leather gloves with the fingers ripped out. Lucifer Jones is wearing snake skin leather pants tucked into a pair of well worn combat boots. He's shirtless and his ripped frame is covered in various tattoos, most notably "Pro-Pain" tattooed across his stomach and "HARD KORE" on his knuckles. His hair is buzzed tight to his skull and most of his teeth are capped with gold. A long nasty scar wraps around his throat.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Steel Cage Match is for the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by "Sexy" Anjanette Turner & Domino; First from Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 285 pounds...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!! His partner is from White Chapel, England; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 237 pounds...LUCIFER JONES!! They are L.S.D.!!!"
The fans jeer. Then The Thomas & Mack Center goes dark, purple lights flash and a purple spotlight shines on Robert Hunglestein III at the top of the ramp way. He is wearing a long black robe, with purple and gold gems spelling out the name 'Hunglestein' across the back. The purple lights turn to gold as a voice says "You wish you could be me...It must suck to be you!" then purple and gold begin to alternate and run all over arena as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears hits. Robert Hunglestien III heads down to ring with a slow cocky strut with the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title slung over his shoulder and the Hardkore World Tag Team title around his waist. Andrew Karnage follows behind him with the Hardkore World Tag Team Championship around his waist
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III holding up those tag & six man titles, taunting Jones & Stein with them through the cage walls.
Phil Blauer: That's not right. When is Jonnie gonna crack down on mockery here?
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable have quietly held those titles since July. This is the second time they've taken on Dan Stein in a cage, but the first time he actually showed up for it.
Yolanda Ando: Karnage wears black knee length basketball shorts with AK-47 down the outsides of each leg in dark red. Dark red kneepads, and black calf high boots with red laces, and has a black elbow supporter on his right elbow. Hunglestien wears black wrestling singlet that has "Hunglestein" wrapping across the front diagonally from top to bottom in dark purple with gold outline. On the back there’s three slashes in gold which obviously symbolize the 3 from the end of his name. He wears black elbow pads, and has his wrist taped with black tape with black boots and black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And their opponents; first from Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 257 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!! And from Beverly Hills, California by way of Cleveland, Ohio; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 265 pounds...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!! They are THE HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...They are THE UN-STABLE!!!"
The Las Vegas crowds cheer Hunglestien & Karnage. Mike Peters signals for the bell and Turner & Domino leave the cage. Karnage and Lucifer Jones go to their corners
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein grabs Robert Hunglestien by the throat with a Chinese Clutch! He squeezes Hunglestien's windpipe with his forefinger & thumb. Hunglestien grabs Stein by the arm and pulls him in with a shortarm elbow smash to the face.
Hunglestien takes him over with a sidearm takedown. He applies a crippler crossface. Stein growls, while Hunglestien pulls up on his arm & head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien links his fingers together and pulls back on that arm of Stein's. Lucifer Jones steps through the ropes and stomps Hunglestien in the back of the head. Stein gets up and takes advantage of the confusion with an oklahoma roll!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Robert Hunglestien III kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage bounces into the ropes and whacks Dan Stein with a yakuza kick! Karnage applies an STF on The Punisher.
Karnage pulls up on Stein's head. Mike Peters checks in but Stein refuses to submit. He clamps on Punisher's windpipe
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein gets over to the ropes and Peters forces the break. Karnage pulls him up into a t-bone but Stein elbows out of it. He irish whips Karnage into the ropes, and catches him on the way back with a powerslam!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein double underhooks Karnage's arms and tosses him across the ring with a butterfly suplex. He grabs Karnage in a full nelson and bashes his face into the cage!
The Las Vegas crowd boos Stein. Anjanette Turner applauds him and scolds Domino to do the same, which she begrudgingly does. Stein smashes Karnage into the mat with a full nelson slam
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein tags in Lucifer Jones. Jones hops onto the middle of the second rope and springboards off into a tornado DDT!! Karnage's busted open, and Jones makes the cover.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones lifts Karnage up in a fisherman's suplex then drops his head across his knee! He climbs up to the to the top turnbuckle, but Karnage rolls out of the way of a leg drop!!
The fans cheer as Lucifer Jones clutches his leg. Karnage positions him in front of the ropes and pitches his face into the cage with an exploder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage scoops him up and swings him around into a catatonic backbreaker! Karnage wipes the blood out of his eyes and then comes off the top with a gran hamada headbutt to Jones' temple!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage tags in Robert Hunglestien. Hunglestien applies an indian deathlock to Lucifer Jones' legs, while Andrew Karnage grabs a cobra clutch and pulls back on Jones' head with The Sphinx Clutch!!
Phil Blauer: Karnage won the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Titles with that move, can he retain the tag team titles with the same move? No seriously, I'm asking.
Karnage pulls back on Jones' head & arm while Hunglestien leans on Lucifer's crossed legs. The Las Vegas crowd cheers Lucifer Jones' predictament. Dan Stein runs into the ring, and bulldogs Karnage from behind
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III pulls a bloody Lucifer Jones up and irish whips him into the ropes while Peters clears Stein & Karnage out pf the ring. He tiltawhirl suplexes Jones!
Hunglestien scoops Lucifer Jones up and slams him but LuJo inside cradles him on the way down
Phil Blauer: He's got the ropes!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage stomps Lucifer Jones back)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones screams at Peters to keep some order in the match.
Phil Blauer: He has a point. But people just don't listen to Mike.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones backs Hunglestien up into the corner with a series of punches, then kicks him hard in the stomach. He slaps Hunglestien across the face then spits on him!
Hunglestien wipes the spittle off his face but Lucifer Jones drops him to his ass with a stiff closed fist. Hunglestien responds with an elbow uppercut that backs Jones up a few steps
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones moves back in and grabs Hungelstien by the hair, and smashes him a few times in the face with closed fist. Hunglestien drops to his knees and Jones whacks him with a shining wizard kick!
The Thomas & Mack Center boos and Jones tags in Dan Stein. Stein comes in and holds Hunglestien up in a hanging suplex, he then powerslams him down into a jackhammer
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein goes to kick him but Hunglestien catches his leg and takes him down with a dragon screw into another inverted indian deathlock. He leans back on Stein's twisted legs.
Domino grabs the chain mesh and shakes the cage wall, trying to get Stein's attention. Mike Peters checks in to see if The Punisher wants to tap, but Hunglestien stomps the back of his head a few times
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien irish whips Stein into the ropes, but The Punisher reverse a backdrop into a DDT!
The crowd boos. Dan Stein scoops Robert Hunglestien III up and drops him on his head with a michinoku driver II
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein tags in Lucifer Jones. Jones pulls Hunglestien up into a jumping sitdown ganso bomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein grabs Hunglestien and bends him back into a veg-a-matic while Lucifer Jones comes off the top with a leg drop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage stomps the back of his head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage drops Lucifer Jones with a stiff shot before Peters shoos him back to his corner. Robert Hunglestien capitalizes with a cobra clutch suplex!
The crowd comes alive and Hunglestien tries to tag out but Lucifer Jones grabs his leg. Jones irish whips Hunglestien but he reverses it and sends Lujo into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III powerslams Jones!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien lifts Jones up in a hanging suplex and then drops him on his head with a brainbuster!
The fans erupt and Hunglestien tags in Andrew Karnage. He grabs Lucifer's legs and catapults him into Andrew Karnage's Nightmare Lariot, it's deafening in the Thomas & Mack Center
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kneedrops the back of Karnage's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein saving the match for his team there. Andrew Karnage grabs Lucifer Jones from behind with a kataha-jime! He drops Jones on his noggin with a Lobotomy Suplex!!
The fans cheer louder. Andrew Karnage double underhooks Jones' arms and drops him on his head with a brainbuster
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody Karnage shakes the cage wall to rile the fans up a little more. He runs into the ropes but Dan Stein sticks his knee out into Karnage's kidney! Lucifer Jones scampers up behind him and drops him on his head with a very stiff looking backdrop driver!!
The fans boo as a blood drenched Jones takes a few minutes to catch his breath. Jones grabs Karnage's legs and drops him back into a wheelbarrow german suplex with a bridge
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage gets up and has some choice words for Lucifer Jones. Jones hauls back and slaps Karnage in the mouth!
The crowd "ooooh"s, then start singing "ANDY'S GONNA KILL YOU...ANDY'S GONNA KILL YOU...ANDY'S GONNA KILL YOU...ANDY'S GONNA KILL YOU...ANDY'S GONNA KILL YOU..." Jones then ups the ante and spits right in Andrew Karnage's face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage chases after Jones, but LuJo runs right to the corner and tags in the big man, Dan Stein. Stein steps into the ring and backs Karnage up a little. They circle each other and then lock up. Stein turns Karnage around and applies a full nelson.
Phil Blauer: If he breaks it, he is the proud owner of $10,000.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's if you get up from Soutter's Powerslam.
Phil Blauer: Oh. What if you break this?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I dunno. Probably Domino for the night. Stein walks Karnage over to the cage, and bashes his bloody head into the chain mesh over & over. He hammerlocks Karnage's arm behind him and chicken wing suplexes him!
The Las Vegas fans boo. Dan Stein hammerlocks both of Karnage's arms behind him and lifts him into a double flying chicken wing. Karnage cries out in pain as Stein bounces him on both of his bent elbows
Guillermo O'Bannon: The ref asking Karnage if he wants to submit but he shakes his head no. Stein pitches him facefirst into the steel cage!! He goes for a piledriver but Andrew Karnage reverses it into an alabama slammer! He flips forward into a cradle!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage drops him on his head with a wrist-clutch fisherman's buster!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: He goes for a head & arm suplex, but Stein brings his knee up into Karnage's groin. Dan Stein then spins him around with a swinging neckbreaker!
Stein tags in Lucifer Jones. He gets a running start and soccer kicks Andrew Karnage right in the chest. He sits on Karnage's back and applies a faceripper camel clutch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones scratching and clawing the laceration over Karnage's eye while pulling back on his head. Blood is streaming down the face of both men. But valiantly, Karnage is refusing to give up.
The crowd claps faster & faster to root Karnage on. He feeds off their energy and pushes up. Jones hangs onto his head, riding piggyback. Karnage runs at at the cage and then ducks, pitching Lucifer Jones facefirst into the steel mesh! The Las Vegas audience roars
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage is back up and looking for blood, literally! He irish whips Lucifer Jones into the ropes and overhead belly to belly suplexes his head into the cage again!!
The fans are on their feet chanting "KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!!" Andrew Karnage gut wrenches Jones up on his shoulder and runs into the center of the ring with a ligerbomb
Guillermo O'Bannon: Origin Bomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones claps his legs together on Karnage's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage atomic drops Jones in his corner, on the top turnbuckle facing the cage. He climbs up on the top and sits behind him, wrapping his legs around the ropes. He applies a kataha-jime and drops back into a spider Black Market Lobotomy!!
The crowd roars and Karnage tags Robert Hunglestien III while still upside down. Hunglestien climbs to the top turnbuckle while Andrew Karnage pumphandles Lucifer Jones up on his shoulder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage drives Lucifer Jones' head into the mat with a Soutter Special while Hunglestien spikes it off the second rope!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stein stomps Hunglestien's back)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien grabs Jones' legs and turns him over into a boston crab. He pulls back on LuJo's legs, while Jones bleeds a large pool near his head.
Mike Peters crouches over Jones, asking him if he wants to tap out. Jones pitches RHIII forward by powering out of it. Lucifer Jones atomic drops Hunglestien's groin on the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones plucks Hunglestien off the ropes with a german suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien III rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones pulls Hunglestien up and climbs to the second rope. He front facelocks him but Hunglestien reverses the tornado DDT into a stiff spinebuster!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien scoops Jones up but Lucifer falls behind him on his feet with an inverted facelock. He lifts Hunglestien up and drills his head into the mat with The Stigmata!!
He steps over Hunglestien and applies a chinlock, pulling Hunglestien's own arm back behind his head and pulls back into a buffalo sleeper camel clutch
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Bloke Choke! Jones plants his feet and yanks back on Hunglestien's head & arm.
Phil Blauer: Jones trying to get the win back from Hunglestien and this could be the way to do it.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones gets low, trying to break Hunglestien's head off but getting nowhere. He releases one of Hunglestien's arms long enough to tag in Dan Stein. Stein fireman's carries Hunglestien over to the corner and sits him on the turnbuckle. He climbs up to the second rope, but Hunglestien blocks a superplex. Stein climbs up to the top, while Hunglestien stands up on the turnbuckle, both men using the cage for leverage.
The crowd roars while Stein and Hunglestien trade punches, balancing on the top rope. Stein presses Hunglestien over his head and drops his throat on the top of the cage!! Hunglestien walks a few steps, clutching his throat and crotches himself on the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: A man is trying to enter the cage! Ron Reid isn't allowing him to enter the door so he's climbing the wall. Meanwhile inside the ring, Stein has Hunglestien in a headlock but Robert reverses it into a burning hammer!
Lucifer Jones comes in but Andrew Karnage stops him with a Nightmare Lariot that flips him head over heels!! The Thomas & Mack Center is deafening
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robet Hunglestien clotheslines Dan Stein! Andrew Karnage grabs him by the leg and turns him over into a single leg boston crab!
Phil Blauer: Peters get some control in there for chrissakes!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The man is on the top of the cage...it's Lonewolf McNeely! He shooting star presses on top of Robert Hunglestien III!!
The Las Vegas crowd boos. Andrew Karnage's back is turned to the situation as he pulls back on Jones' leg while standing on his head. McNeely presses Hunglestien over his head and then drops him into a diamond cutter
Guillermo O'Bannon: No Human Contact on Hunglestien!! Lonewolf McNeely fires another strike across the bow of the juggernaut stable! Dan Stein pumphandles Hunglestien up into The Reckoning!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Homicidal" by Bad Luck 13 plays and the fans boo, pelting the cage walls with debris and garbage. The cage door opens and Lonewolf McNeely escapes through it. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner and Domino grab the tag team title belts off of timekeeper's table
Guillermo O'Bannon: With lots of help from Lonewolf McNeely, LSD has done it! They've ended the six month reign of The Un-Stable!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 21 minutes 8 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...L.S.D.!!!"
The Las Vegas fans boo while a blood soaked Lucifer Jones holds up his half of the tag team titles. Dan Stein crouches on the top of the cage, taunting the fans with his belt. Robert Hunglestien helps a bloody Andrew Karnage out of the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: LSD goes on to Portland, Oregon where they will face another initial tag team, KGB. Coming up is a match I've been waiting for all night. "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi makes his grand return to the States after a two month tour of Mexico and Canada to defend his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Title against both Sun & Anzu.
"Thesis of a Cruel Angel" by Yoko Takahashi plays and the audience cheers. Sun walks out and climbs up on the apron to soak in the applause
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun scored a big win over the Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles Champion "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa which rocketed him to the top of the cruiserweight division. He's no stranger to gold, as a former UWA Hardcore Champion and UWA United Kingdom Champion. Tonight he hopes to get to that next level.
Yolanda Ando: Sun wears a purple martial arts gi and a “vega” style mask. The Mask is white with a red dot in the center mimicking the Japanese Flag. He wears two Shuko Ninja Claws on each hands and carries a bag of Martial Arts weapons.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Threeway Dance is for the HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Cheshire, Connecticut; Standing 6 feet; Weighing 190 pounds...SUN!!!"
The crowd cheers. Then "Otherworld" by Nobuo Uematsu plays. Anzu walks out and slaps fans hands on the way down to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu lost to David Sadler back in Palm Springs, which stung his pride.
Phil Blauer: I had a bee sting on my wang one time. The proudest I've ever been of it.
Yolanda Andon: Your wang?
Phil Blauer: Yeah, you should know it by now.
Yolanda Ando: Whatever, Anzu has long, medium brown, thick hair...
Phil Blauer: Like my pubic hair.
Yolanda Ando: Yeah, without the dandruff on his balls. Anzu wears a 3/4 mask beaked like that of an eagle. He wears dark brown leather pants, matching leather boots, and a dark brown jacket made from buckskin and decorated with what appear to be eagle feathers.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Damascus; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 237 pounds...ANZU!!"
The audience gives him a mixed reaction. Then a casio keyboard version of "Thesis of a Cruel Angel" by Yoko Takahashi begins playing. Sun smirks and looks back at the curtain. "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi steps through the curtain and is nearly blown back by the monster pop he gets from the Las Vegas crowd. His dad, Dr. Tojo Sushi walks behind him playing the keyboard, with a mic headset. The Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship belt's dazzle is only dulled by his sparkling platinum mullet. His midget counterpart Lil Jo walks out dancing
"The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi (singing) "Zankoku na tenshi no youni shounen yo shinwa ni nare."
Dr. Tojo Sushi: (translating, in a soft speaking voice) "Like a cruel angel, become a legend young man."
Phil Blauer: Tojo Sushi graciously translating Sun's theme song for us, while JoJo sings it better than Yokowhat-his-name ever could.
JoJo Sushi: "Aoi kaze ga ima, mune no doa wo tataitemo,
Watashi dake wo tada mitsumete, hohoenderu anata."
Dr. Tojo Sushi: "Although the blue winds are knocking on the door of the heart,
You are simply smiling and staring only at me."
JoJo Sushi: "Sotto fureru mono, motomeru koto ni muchuu de,
Unmei sae mada shiranai, itaikena hitomi."
Dr. Tojo Sushi: "Totally absorbed in seeking something that is gently shivering,
And not even knowing your fate, you have baby-like eyes."
Phil Blauer: That's deep.
JoJo Sushi: "Dakedo itsuka kizuku deshou, sono senaka niwa,
Haruka mirai mezasu tame no hane ga aru koto."
Dr. Tojo Sushi: "However someday you'll probably realise
On your back there are wings that make the future awaken."
JoJo Sushi: "Zankoku na tenshi no teeze, madobe kara yagate tobidatsu.
Hotobashiru atsui patosu de, omoide wo uragiru nara.
Kono sora wo taite kagayaku, shounen yo shinwa ni nare."
Dr. Tojo Sushi: "This is the thesis of a cruel angel,
Soon you'll be flying away from the window.
If you betray your memories by your gushing pathos,
You will hold the universe and shine.
Become a legend young man."
The crowd gives JoJo Sushi a standing ovation with Tojo & Lil Jo clapping the loudest. He bows to every side of the Thomas & Mack Center
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi coming to Sin City in perfect Vegas style.
Phil Blauer: Sun seems a little unnerved about JoJo Sushi's spotless rendition of his theme song. How can he come back out to that craptastic version he's had up till now?
Yolanda Ando: JoJo an elaborate green robe with “The Big Ragoo” in jeweled script on the back. He wears old school trunks with “J J” on the hip.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And accompanied to the ring by his father, Dr. Tojo Sushi and Lil Jo; From Bad Street, Japan; Standing 5 feet 9 inches tall; Weighing 222 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...'THE BIG RAGOO' JOJO SUSHI!!!"
The fans nearly blow the roof off of the Thomas & Mack Center. Mike Peters signals for the bell and Sun backflips into a kick right into JoJo Sushi's face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun full nelsons JoJo while Anzu peppers his face with lefts & rights!
Phil Blauer: Not the face, he has to do The Ellen Degeneres Show tomorrow!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu grabs JoJo by the arm and tosses him across the ring with a ipponzei shoulder throw. Sun walks right into an armdrag by Anzu. So does JoJo.
Anzu goes for a fireman's carry but JoJo blocks it. He reverses with a Jold Skool vertical suplex. He applies the Headlock for Days on Anzu
Phil Blauer: Sun wants some and JoJo headlocks him with the other arm!
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo squeezing on the melons of both of his top Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title contenders. But Anzu and Sun work together and double back suplex him! Sun irish whips Anzu into the ropes and hits him with a big boot to the head!
The fans cheer. Sun grabs Anzu's arm and chicken wings it behind him. JoJo Sushi comes up from behind and chicken wings Anzu's other arm behind him
Guillermo O'Bannon: While JoJo holds Anzu in the chicken wing while Sun runs into the ropes. Rising Sun hits them both with a spinning wheel kick!
Sun runs back into the ropes, but this time Anzu & JoJo catch him with a double back body drop! Anzu turns around and kicks Sushi in the stomach
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu scoops JoJo up and drops him on his head with a northern lights bomb!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu irish whips Sun into the ropes and drills him into the mat with a spinebuster!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sushi grabs Anzu in a side headlock. Sun bounces in the ropes and kicks Anzu in the head. JoJo catches Anzu right between the eyes with a Hiroshima fistdrop. He gets up and nails the second fistdrop, Nagasaki!
Sun is on the top turnbuckle waiting for JoJo to turn around. When he does, Sun catches him with a helicopter rana! The crowd cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun applies an abdominal stretch on JoJo Sushi. Anzu runs into the ropes and catches JoJo in the face with a superkick while Sun holds him in that ab stretch. Sun releases JoJo so that Anzu can roll him with a sunset flip!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi claps his legs on Anzu's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anzu & Sun double bulldog JoJo Sushi!
The fans cheer. Lil Jo climbs onto the apron, hops onto the middle of the top rope and backflips into a springboard moonsault on both Anzu & Sun!! The audience cheers louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo's midget takes out both Anzu & Sun. JoJo Sushi monkey flips Anzu but he lands on his feet, hitting the ropes with his chest. Anzu bounces backwards into JoJo who hits a What's Happening Now hangman's neckbreaker!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 6 minutes; ANZU HAS BEEN ELIMINATED."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun scoops JoJo up and bodyslams him. However, Sushi rolls out of the way of a legdrop. He tosses Sun across the ring with a double underhook JoJoplex!
JoJo climbs to the second rope but Rising Sun catches him by the back of the head. He runs into a hangman's neckbreaker from the second turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun steps through the ropes to the apron and slingshots himself over into a splash!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He backflips into a shooting star but just hits JoJo's knees! Sushi applies a chicken wing crossface on Conneticut's favorite son.
Ron Reid checks in to see if Sun wants to give it up. Sun shakes his head, so JoJo drops him on his head with chicken wing crossface suplex. He maintains the crossface on the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo keeps Sun on the mat with that chicken wing crossface, wrenching up on his hammerlocked arm. He abandons the arm and applies the Chinlock For Years.
Phil Blauer: The crafty veteran wearing Sun out with that simple yet effective submission hold.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid checking in to make sure that's not a choke. Sun kicking his feet out to escape but it's not working. He gets to his feet and drops to his knees to escape The Chinlock for Years with a jawbreaker. Sun takes him over with a monkey flip.
Sun applies an armbar. He sticks his knee into the ball of Sushi's shoulder and pulls back on his arm. Some pockets of fans in the Thomas & Mack Center chant "Booo-ring"
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo claiming that Sun pulled the glorious platinum mullet in order to get that armbar.
Phil Blauer: And who could blame him?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun wraps his arms around JoJo's arms and applies an arm scissors. He sits up and rows back with Sushi's wrapped up arm. JoJo gets on his feet so Sun irish whips him into the ropes and nearly takes his head off with a big boot!
Dr. Tojo Sushi can't take no mores and jumps in the ring, viciously karate chopping Sun on the top of the head! Ron Reid orders him out of the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun turns around into a JoJo Kick underneath his chin!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi belly to back JoJoplexes him onto the back of his head so hard Sun rolls onto his stomach! He picks Sun up and flips him the other way with a belly to belly JoJoplex!
The fans cheer. Sushi irish whips Sun into the ropes, but he comes back with a roundhouse kick that floors JoJo! Sun climbs up to the top turnbuckles
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun jumps off and catches JoJo with a flying head scissors that flips him across the ring! He runs into the ropes and handsprings into a body press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun butterflies JoJo's arms then kicks out and drives his skull into the mat with a double underhook DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun on the top turnbuckle and comes off with a reverse rana, but JoJo reverses with a ocean cyclone JoJoplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo walks over to the ropes to catch a breather, and asks Ron Reid what is and isn't illegal, just as a reminder.
While the ref's back is turned, Dr. Tojo Sushi scratches Sun's eyes. Sun clutches his eyes and Lil Jo flips off into a corkscrew 630 senton onto his chest!! The fans cheer and chant "LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!!"
Phil Blauer: JoJo getting alot of help from his extended family. The most I get from mine is collect calls at 3am asking for bail or cigarette money.
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo sits on Sun's back and applies a camel clutch. He cranes Sun's head to the side in a crossface while pulling is back.
Ron Reid asks Sun if he wants to submit. Sun says no, so JoJo screams in his ear "Say No Jo!". Sushi links his fingers together and yanks back on his head. The ref asks him if he wants to tap out but Sun shakes his head. JoJo yells "Say No Jo!" in his ear
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo pulls Sun up in a front facelock and then rolls him around into a hangman's neckbreaker!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo irish whips Sun into the ropes and dips his head down for a backdrop, but Sun counters with an axe kick!
Dr. Tojo Sushi jumps up on the apron to interfere but Sun dropkicks him! Tojo screams obscenities at Sun, but Sun responds with a middle finger. JoJo drops behind him in a split and hits him in the groin with a low blow
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo No Rikey! He tries to follow it with a DDT but Sun backdrops out of it. He stuns Sushi with a shotei palm strike and then piledrives him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a moonsault but Sushi rolls out of the way!! JoJo rolls him up into an California roll!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo sticks his knees into Sun's back and rolls him up into a bow & arrow submission.
Phil Blauer: That's a rolling Jo & Arrow!
Ron Reid tries to ask Sun if he wants to submit but he's never in one place long enough, as JoJo rolls him all over the ring. Sun finally is able to reach out and grab the ropes, stopping the train
Guillermo O'Bannon: Reid forces JoJo to break the rolling Jo & Arrow. He goes for another hangman's but Sun mule kicks him to get out of it. He irish whips Sushi into the ropes and flapjacks him!
Sun turns Sushi over into a boston crab. He plants his feet and pulls back on JoJo's legs, getting low on the back. Reid asks JoJo if he wants to give up and he answers with "Jo! Jo!" The Las Vegas fans root for Sushi to break out
Phil Blauer: Sushi powers out of it and is feeding off his white fans that he loves so much.
Guillermo O'Bannon: However Sun kicks him in the business and lifts him up in a crucifix...razor's edge powerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dr. Tojo Sushi is in the ring and cracks Sun in the skull with that cane he carries to the ring! Sun staggers around dazed and then falls to the mat. Lil Jo hops onto the middle of the top rope and springboard legdrops Sun!!
The fans love their midgets and chant "LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!!" JoJo Sushi gets his bearings and pull Sun up into a hanging suplex. He shows Sun to all four sides of the Thomas & Mack Center before dropping him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hightower JoJoplex! JoJo sits up to pat himself on the shoulder and soak in some of this thunderous applause, but Sun catches him looking with a reverse neck snap. He facefirst piledrives Sushi!
Sun climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a stunning shooting star press
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dr. Tojo Sushi puts JoJo's boot on the bottom rope)
Phil Blauer: Good save by Reid there.
Guillermo O'Bannon: You mean, Tojo?
Phil Blauer: Tojo never hurt nobody.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun lifts JoJo up on his shoulders with a human torture rack. JoJo's arms and legs are flailing about as Sun bounces his spine across his shoulders.
Ron Reid asks JoJo if he wants to submit as he cries out in pain. Dr. Tojo Sushi runs into the ring and throws salt in Sun's eyes!! Sun drops JoJo and covers his eyes
Phil Blauer: The doctor A-salts Sun! (laughs maniacally) Is that good or what? You see Boone, that's called "off the cuff" remarks. Tom Brokaw used to live or die by them. It's the life blood of a good newsman.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Noted, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun staggering around blinded and Lil Jo nails him between the eyes with a diving headbutt! JoJo is finally back on his feet and gives him a swinging neckbreaker!
JoJo Sushi has his bearings back and gets Sun ready for a fisherman's suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo rolls him up in The Regal Beagle!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Sun kicks out)
Phil Blauer: I don't believe it! Sun kicked out of The Regal Beagle! He's gotta be the first one!
Guillermo O'Bannon: I haven't seen the look on JoJo's face since Hogan kicked out of The Perfectplex!
Phil Blauer: If he Hulks Up, this one's over!
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo complaining about a slow count to Ron Reid. Sun sneaks up behind him and flips him on his stomach with a reverse monkey flip!
Sun climbs to the top turnbuckle, waiting for JoJo to get to his feet. Dr. Tojo Sushi climbs up on the apron and grabs him by the leg
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dr. Tojo's got him again, but Sun kicks him off to the floor below! Lil Jo tries to get in the action as well, but Sun slugs the midget!
Phil Blauer: Oooh, big man!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun flips over JoJo with his sunset flip off the top called The Setting Sun but JoJo's not going down! Tojo reaches out through the ropes from ringside and grabs JoJo's hand for leverage, unbeknownst to Reid!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo drops down to his knees, covering Sun's shoulders while holding his father's and now Lil Jo's hands through the ropes for leverage!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
The fans cheer as JoJo makes a quick skeedaddle out of the ring before Sun realizes what just happened. Lil Jo hands JoJo Sushi his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title belt as he staggers back to the locker room
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 20 minutes 7 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...'THE BIG RAGOO' JOJO SUSHI!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi has escaped his two top contenders with his belt intact but Sun does not look happy about it.
Phil Blauer: Baby. Suck it up, like me. Awww, I got hot mustard on my tie. This always happens. I hate my life and wanna die (folds his arms and pouts).
Guillermo O'Bannon: Here's some good news though. Sun goes next to the Pacific Northwest, where he will wrestle UCW Triple Crown World Champion "Platinum" Pat Bozzini at the next Hardkore America show in Portland, Oregon! The winner will put themselves in line for a shot at JoJo's title.