J-ROK Jam Sessions Ep 22 "Symphony of Destruction"
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J-ROK Jam Sessions Ep. 22 "Symphony of Destruction"
At Post Di Amistad In Kawasaki, Kanagawa, Japan
November 30, 2023
Match One: J-ROK Tag Team Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
The End Vs. Hardcore City Shijiku
HCS gave a good showing but ultimately it was solid tag work and the bending of the rules by The End that would see the end for HCS.
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winners of this match, The End!)”
Match Two: Eight Man Tag Team Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
SKY Force (Nausicaa Suzuki, Hayley Grimes, Rin Kubo, and Shizuku Yamamoto) Vs. Momoko Honda, Wolf Fang Ayame, Esmeralda Kanyon, and CJ Walker
This would be a chaotic affair. With lots of tags and SKY Force shenanigans throughout the match. CJ would run through SKY Force along with the help of Wolf Fang Ayame. Kanyons bodyguards would also add to their advantage. Rin would clash with Walker. Knocking him down to a knee halfway through the match.
SKY Force would take out Kanyon and Ayame before triple teaming and ganging the apocalypse of J-ROK. Giving him a bedlam as Suzuki finishes Honda with Destiny!
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winners of this match, SKY Force!)”
Match Three: YTA Championship Match; Battle Of The Bands Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
TEMERARIO Vs. Kira IZuMi (C.)
Kira had the advantage in this match when it came to actually playing the music and performing a better performance, but TEMERARIO with Darlene on drums and Florida Man on Saxophone, he would play maracas and vocals. The instruments didn't matter one bit. As Kira and his Dead Pretenders band would rock the house with their latest hit single “Exploding Anus Death Match Number Three” a fusion of guttural growls and screams mixed with melodic singing and beautiful harmonies.
Darlene would bang on the drums like she's in a thrash metal band. Florida plays the saxophone with all the groove of what you might expect coming out of an alligators mouth. TEMERARIO played a mean maraca. His vocals were smooth until he tried to hit the high notes and his voice broke. The young man who believes that he was screwed over by Izumi decides to fight back by jabbing the maraca into Kira's head. The two brawl along with Darlene and Florida Man. Everyone begins to brawl as a cartoonishly large cloud forms around them as they fight. It ends with TEMERARIO punching Kira in the face. The judges call a stop to the match.
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match and STILL YTA Champion! Kira IZuMi!)”
Match Four: J-ROK Tag Team Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
El Combatiente and El Unico Demonio Vs. James Raymond and Sonya Benson
This would be a hottly contested match up in what was already a stacked show from top to bottom. Combatiente and Raymond would be evenly matched for most of the match. EC would try to keep things at a fast and high octane pace. James would keep it slow as he'd work his legs and arms through the match.
Sonya and EUD would clash in a match full of max speed and max violence! Both would show off some impressive Luchadore like maneuvers. Demonio would land a beautiful bridging German suplex for only a two. Sonya would manage to land a flurry of windmill punches. The would come when Benson would get hit with the street justice.
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winners of this match, El Combatiente and El Unico Demonio!)”
Match Four: J-ROK New Wave Championship Match; Singles Rules; 60 Minute Time Limit
Drake Manson Vs. Jesse Jamester (C.)
This would be a brutal and bloody match. Manson would come close to winning with some flash pins and quick thinking. Jamester had him a few times but couldn't land the finish. The Stairway to Hell would get Manson a two and a half. The New Wave Champ would manage to catch him into a tilt a whirl violent grave for the win.
Fumio Daemura: ”(Your winner of this match and STILL J-ROK New Wave Champion Jesse Jamester!)”
Match Five: XHF Hardcore Championship Match; Feel The Burn Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Kasper Van Zant Vs. Steve Awesome (C.)
This would be a feel the burn match. A match with sandpaper, buckets of salt and lemon juice as well as ropes and carpets wrapped in barbed wire and stapled onto plywood boards. We'd see the young Van Zant take control early on. Mounting an offensive flurry of strikes. Finishing him off with a JAWCLACKER big boot. Nearly knocking the champions head off. She'd go for a cover and get a two for it.
Steve would manage to slip out of an early Desolation, kicking her knee out and dropping her with an inverted DDT. He works the arms with stomps and holds. Bending and twisting them into putty. Kasper would whip Steve with a bull rope across the back. She'd set up few carpets and slide Steve across them. Giving him a bad carpet burn across his front side.
Steve is pissed as it burns when he moves. Grabs some sandpaper gloves and slaps the chest and face of the challenger. He hits her with a jaw breaker super kick. Knocking her into the corner. He grabs a handful of salt and a bucket of lemon juice. He throws the bucket at her, getting some on him, but dousing Van Zant in it. He then backhands her and throws a hand of salt into her face. Burning her more and drying her eyes to an uncomfortable burning level.
Van Zant feeling the burn decides to make Awesome feel it too. Spearing him and grabbing a bucket of salt. She grabs Steve and jackhammers Steve into a bucket of salt. He burns like hell now. The finish would see Awesome use a bullrope to assist his EFSH submission hold. The bloody and burning Kasper tries all she can, but Awesome has the hold in rock solid. She eventually blacks out from the pain, blood loss and lack of oxygen.
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner and STILL XHF Hardcore Champion… Steve Awesome!)”
Main Event: J-ROK Tag Team Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Super Sake Presents: Off The Wagon Vs. Black Knife Cabal
Fumio Daemura: “(This is your main event of the evening! And this is a J-ROK Tag Team Match set for one fall at a sixty minute time limit! Introducing first, in the blue corner, they are former J-ROK Super Duos Champions and XHF Tag Team Champions… they are Kris Quake and Randy Angel! Super Sake Presents: Off The Wagon!)”
The two men come down to the ring drinking a bottles of super sake. They both have very serious expressions on their faces as they mean business tonight.
Psycho KGB: “(Randy Angel took Brendan Harding to his limits only tasting defeat after one mistake. But tonight they're fighting in a rematch of sorts in his expertise. As for Quake, he's facing Brendan in the main event of night one of Raison D'Etre 4!)”
MUSHI: “(Both men have a very different attitude since the sixth Anniversary show. They also both know their time is only getting shorter before injury or age gets to them. These guys are one of the best tag teams in the world and their going to try and show This next team what they're all about.)”
The lights go black before focusing on the entrance curtains.
Fumio Daemura: “(And their opponents in the red corner, they are former XHF Tag Team Champions… they are Jack Gaines and the Unified J-ROK Visual Kei Champion, Brendan Harding! They are Black Knife Cabal!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Brendan Harding has been ushering in a resurgence of the J-ROK brand after last year's Raison D'Etre. He's been hellbent on rising above it and creating a better J-ROK, Dylan Black free.)”
MUSHI: “(Kris Quake challenges for the Unified J-ROK Visual Kei Championship in just one months time. You know both men are going to fight for momentum early on in this one.)”
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
The match would start with Angel and Gaines. Randy would be aggressive in the openings of the match. Beating the young man around the ring. Leaving now room or time for him to catch his breath. Jack manages to land on his feet after flipping out of a back drop driver from Randy Angel. Jack goes for a German suplex. Randy shoves an elbow into his face as he drops back down to the ground. Jack eats a few more stuff shots to the head but keeps hold of the waist lock. He lifts with all his power and lands and impressive bridging German suplex.
One!
T-
Randy gets out of it. Tagging in Quake. Quake drives a leaping knee into the face of Jack. He picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Kris hits a spine buster and pops up in excitement. He tags in Randy and they hit a double Suplex onto Jack. Randy goes for the cover as Kris spears Harding off the apron.
One!
Two!!
MUSHI: “(Off The Wagon not letting up on their advantage. And what incredible and dangerous moves from Kris Quake! We may not make it to Raison D'Etre 4 at this rate!)”
[Psycho KGB: “(A kick out by Jack as his team stays in this. He's looking for the tag and makes it!)”
Brendan comes in the ring now. Taking it to Randy with lefts and rights. Randy gives him some of his own. Both men brawl back forth before Harding hits a thannix cannon. Nearly knocking the head off of Randy. Randy stumbles up into the corner. Harding charges for another vicious strike. Angel ducks and Brendan eats the ring post. Angel dives for the tag and in comes Kris Quake like a house of fire. He goes for the knee like earlier, but gets caught into a powerbomb instead.
Brendan stomps him a few times before picking him up. He takes his time and pays for it as Quake drives a fist into his gut. Quake goes for the park place. Brendan shoves him away into the ropes. He falls over onto all fours in the process. Kris hits his patent curb stomp that he calls lights out!
He lifts him back up for the park place. Harding lifts him up and flips him onto his back. He Yanks him up into a SHOOPlex. He lifts him up for a Zen driver, but Quake slips out of it and batters down Brendan. Kris beats him down and drags him into his corner before tagging in his partner.
The two stomp his brains out before Kris picks him up into a piledriver position. Randy Angel comes down from the top rope with an assist. He goes for the cover as Quake brawls with Jack on the outside. The two fight back and forth around the ring as Randy and Brendan chop one another into oblivion. They start taking turns kicking and punching one another in this nauseating display of stiff violence.
The two men trade blows as Kris gorilla pressed jack into the third row. Randy knees Brendan before whipping him into the ropes. Kris trips him up from the outside, grabbing his leg. Brandon falls and eats a low dropkick to the face. Kris slides in and hits the park place. He flips up and is caught with Randy's drunk dropper. Randy with the pin!
One!
Two!!
Three!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winners of this match, Super Sake Presents: Off The Wagon!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Randy did it! He's the first man to pin the VK champion since he beat Dylan Black at Night of Champions! But with that folks out time is out. We'll see you at Raison D'Etre 4!)”
At Post Di Amistad In Kawasaki, Kanagawa, Japan
November 30, 2023
Match One: J-ROK Tag Team Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
The End Vs. Hardcore City Shijiku
HCS gave a good showing but ultimately it was solid tag work and the bending of the rules by The End that would see the end for HCS.
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winners of this match, The End!)”
Match Two: Eight Man Tag Team Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
SKY Force (Nausicaa Suzuki, Hayley Grimes, Rin Kubo, and Shizuku Yamamoto) Vs. Momoko Honda, Wolf Fang Ayame, Esmeralda Kanyon, and CJ Walker
This would be a chaotic affair. With lots of tags and SKY Force shenanigans throughout the match. CJ would run through SKY Force along with the help of Wolf Fang Ayame. Kanyons bodyguards would also add to their advantage. Rin would clash with Walker. Knocking him down to a knee halfway through the match.
SKY Force would take out Kanyon and Ayame before triple teaming and ganging the apocalypse of J-ROK. Giving him a bedlam as Suzuki finishes Honda with Destiny!
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winners of this match, SKY Force!)”
Match Three: YTA Championship Match; Battle Of The Bands Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
TEMERARIO Vs. Kira IZuMi (C.)
Kira had the advantage in this match when it came to actually playing the music and performing a better performance, but TEMERARIO with Darlene on drums and Florida Man on Saxophone, he would play maracas and vocals. The instruments didn't matter one bit. As Kira and his Dead Pretenders band would rock the house with their latest hit single “Exploding Anus Death Match Number Three” a fusion of guttural growls and screams mixed with melodic singing and beautiful harmonies.
Darlene would bang on the drums like she's in a thrash metal band. Florida plays the saxophone with all the groove of what you might expect coming out of an alligators mouth. TEMERARIO played a mean maraca. His vocals were smooth until he tried to hit the high notes and his voice broke. The young man who believes that he was screwed over by Izumi decides to fight back by jabbing the maraca into Kira's head. The two brawl along with Darlene and Florida Man. Everyone begins to brawl as a cartoonishly large cloud forms around them as they fight. It ends with TEMERARIO punching Kira in the face. The judges call a stop to the match.
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner of this match and STILL YTA Champion! Kira IZuMi!)”
Match Four: J-ROK Tag Team Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
El Combatiente and El Unico Demonio Vs. James Raymond and Sonya Benson
This would be a hottly contested match up in what was already a stacked show from top to bottom. Combatiente and Raymond would be evenly matched for most of the match. EC would try to keep things at a fast and high octane pace. James would keep it slow as he'd work his legs and arms through the match.
Sonya and EUD would clash in a match full of max speed and max violence! Both would show off some impressive Luchadore like maneuvers. Demonio would land a beautiful bridging German suplex for only a two. Sonya would manage to land a flurry of windmill punches. The would come when Benson would get hit with the street justice.
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winners of this match, El Combatiente and El Unico Demonio!)”
Match Four: J-ROK New Wave Championship Match; Singles Rules; 60 Minute Time Limit
Drake Manson Vs. Jesse Jamester (C.)
This would be a brutal and bloody match. Manson would come close to winning with some flash pins and quick thinking. Jamester had him a few times but couldn't land the finish. The Stairway to Hell would get Manson a two and a half. The New Wave Champ would manage to catch him into a tilt a whirl violent grave for the win.
Fumio Daemura: ”(Your winner of this match and STILL J-ROK New Wave Champion Jesse Jamester!)”
Match Five: XHF Hardcore Championship Match; Feel The Burn Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Kasper Van Zant Vs. Steve Awesome (C.)
This would be a feel the burn match. A match with sandpaper, buckets of salt and lemon juice as well as ropes and carpets wrapped in barbed wire and stapled onto plywood boards. We'd see the young Van Zant take control early on. Mounting an offensive flurry of strikes. Finishing him off with a JAWCLACKER big boot. Nearly knocking the champions head off. She'd go for a cover and get a two for it.
Steve would manage to slip out of an early Desolation, kicking her knee out and dropping her with an inverted DDT. He works the arms with stomps and holds. Bending and twisting them into putty. Kasper would whip Steve with a bull rope across the back. She'd set up few carpets and slide Steve across them. Giving him a bad carpet burn across his front side.
Steve is pissed as it burns when he moves. Grabs some sandpaper gloves and slaps the chest and face of the challenger. He hits her with a jaw breaker super kick. Knocking her into the corner. He grabs a handful of salt and a bucket of lemon juice. He throws the bucket at her, getting some on him, but dousing Van Zant in it. He then backhands her and throws a hand of salt into her face. Burning her more and drying her eyes to an uncomfortable burning level.
Van Zant feeling the burn decides to make Awesome feel it too. Spearing him and grabbing a bucket of salt. She grabs Steve and jackhammers Steve into a bucket of salt. He burns like hell now. The finish would see Awesome use a bullrope to assist his EFSH submission hold. The bloody and burning Kasper tries all she can, but Awesome has the hold in rock solid. She eventually blacks out from the pain, blood loss and lack of oxygen.
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winner and STILL XHF Hardcore Champion… Steve Awesome!)”
Main Event: J-ROK Tag Team Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Super Sake Presents: Off The Wagon Vs. Black Knife Cabal
Fumio Daemura: “(This is your main event of the evening! And this is a J-ROK Tag Team Match set for one fall at a sixty minute time limit! Introducing first, in the blue corner, they are former J-ROK Super Duos Champions and XHF Tag Team Champions… they are Kris Quake and Randy Angel! Super Sake Presents: Off The Wagon!)”
The two men come down to the ring drinking a bottles of super sake. They both have very serious expressions on their faces as they mean business tonight.
Psycho KGB: “(Randy Angel took Brendan Harding to his limits only tasting defeat after one mistake. But tonight they're fighting in a rematch of sorts in his expertise. As for Quake, he's facing Brendan in the main event of night one of Raison D'Etre 4!)”
MUSHI: “(Both men have a very different attitude since the sixth Anniversary show. They also both know their time is only getting shorter before injury or age gets to them. These guys are one of the best tag teams in the world and their going to try and show This next team what they're all about.)”
The lights go black before focusing on the entrance curtains.
Fumio Daemura: “(And their opponents in the red corner, they are former XHF Tag Team Champions… they are Jack Gaines and the Unified J-ROK Visual Kei Champion, Brendan Harding! They are Black Knife Cabal!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Brendan Harding has been ushering in a resurgence of the J-ROK brand after last year's Raison D'Etre. He's been hellbent on rising above it and creating a better J-ROK, Dylan Black free.)”
MUSHI: “(Kris Quake challenges for the Unified J-ROK Visual Kei Championship in just one months time. You know both men are going to fight for momentum early on in this one.)”
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
The match would start with Angel and Gaines. Randy would be aggressive in the openings of the match. Beating the young man around the ring. Leaving now room or time for him to catch his breath. Jack manages to land on his feet after flipping out of a back drop driver from Randy Angel. Jack goes for a German suplex. Randy shoves an elbow into his face as he drops back down to the ground. Jack eats a few more stuff shots to the head but keeps hold of the waist lock. He lifts with all his power and lands and impressive bridging German suplex.
One!
T-
Randy gets out of it. Tagging in Quake. Quake drives a leaping knee into the face of Jack. He picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Kris hits a spine buster and pops up in excitement. He tags in Randy and they hit a double Suplex onto Jack. Randy goes for the cover as Kris spears Harding off the apron.
One!
Two!!
MUSHI: “(Off The Wagon not letting up on their advantage. And what incredible and dangerous moves from Kris Quake! We may not make it to Raison D'Etre 4 at this rate!)”
[Psycho KGB: “(A kick out by Jack as his team stays in this. He's looking for the tag and makes it!)”
Brendan comes in the ring now. Taking it to Randy with lefts and rights. Randy gives him some of his own. Both men brawl back forth before Harding hits a thannix cannon. Nearly knocking the head off of Randy. Randy stumbles up into the corner. Harding charges for another vicious strike. Angel ducks and Brendan eats the ring post. Angel dives for the tag and in comes Kris Quake like a house of fire. He goes for the knee like earlier, but gets caught into a powerbomb instead.
Brendan stomps him a few times before picking him up. He takes his time and pays for it as Quake drives a fist into his gut. Quake goes for the park place. Brendan shoves him away into the ropes. He falls over onto all fours in the process. Kris hits his patent curb stomp that he calls lights out!
He lifts him back up for the park place. Harding lifts him up and flips him onto his back. He Yanks him up into a SHOOPlex. He lifts him up for a Zen driver, but Quake slips out of it and batters down Brendan. Kris beats him down and drags him into his corner before tagging in his partner.
The two stomp his brains out before Kris picks him up into a piledriver position. Randy Angel comes down from the top rope with an assist. He goes for the cover as Quake brawls with Jack on the outside. The two fight back and forth around the ring as Randy and Brendan chop one another into oblivion. They start taking turns kicking and punching one another in this nauseating display of stiff violence.
The two men trade blows as Kris gorilla pressed jack into the third row. Randy knees Brendan before whipping him into the ropes. Kris trips him up from the outside, grabbing his leg. Brandon falls and eats a low dropkick to the face. Kris slides in and hits the park place. He flips up and is caught with Randy's drunk dropper. Randy with the pin!
One!
Two!!
Three!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Fumio Daemura: “(Your winners of this match, Super Sake Presents: Off The Wagon!)”
Psycho KGB: “(Randy did it! He's the first man to pin the VK champion since he beat Dylan Black at Night of Champions! But with that folks out time is out. We'll see you at Raison D'Etre 4!)”