Post by Jonnie Valentine on Jan 5, 2024 19:11:52 GMT -5
"Phreaked" by Delta 9 plays and a video montage plays of Hardkore World's 19 year history. Cyrus Williams hits Andrew Karnage with The Blackout...Tarrasque chokeslams Big Brute ACE off of a balcony to the floor below...Rad Rick pulls back on a scorpion deathlock on Dragon Kimura...Ace Kilcannon drops "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson on the back of his head with The Kill...Bronco Guerillo comes off on with a rana off the second turnbuckle on Rad Rick...Adrian Faust nails Death Gojira with a Helldriver...Fidel "Che" Gueverra throws powder in Bronco Guerillo's eyes...Rated X hits Ghandi the Butcher with The Unabomber...Kentaro Korose hits Kuala Hala with a facebreaker deathkick...Matthew X flaming thumper heart punches Quasimoto Jones..."Deathstryke" Cyan Komar hits San Diego Strangler with The Deathstryke...Sadiopath pins "Nightmare" Stormy Sommers with a sadioplex...Devon Stevens hits Bobby Nowa with a Zero Grav Leg Drop...Rally Jackson puts Adrian Faust through a press table with a cradle piledriver...Tosh Marley tiger drivers Matthew X...Ace Kilcannon comes off the rope with a springboard DDT on El Hombre Murcie'Lago...Reverand Gozo Shioda nails Ace Kilcannon with a crucifix ganso bomb...Tuxedo Mask executes a gorgeous corkscrew 450 splash on "Sweet" Richard Romero..."Sexy" Anjanette Turner bending Makoto Jupiter in half with a scorpion deathlock with a crossface...Kilroy Evans drops from off the top of a cage with a crowbar across the chest of Death Gojira on a burning car...Tamara Sanchez delivering a crisp helicopter rana on Xyrynth onto a chair...The Miracle Violence Combination II giving Tarrasque a Shotgun Suplex...Cobryn gives Robert Hunglestien III The Answer 2005...Lonewolf McNeely gets a running start and jumps into the Scent of Destruction diamond cutter but Big Bad Bill reverses it into a reverse DDT faceplant off the second rope...Lucifer Jones gives Devon Stevens a London Air Raid off the top rope through a table on the floor...Ayame "Phoenix" Tokugawa backflips off the cage, catching Brandi on the top turnbuckle on the way down with a inverted FireBird DDT...Death Gojira puts the ladder over Cobryn's head in the corner with his chest in the turnbuckle, then jumps off the top turnbuckle on the long end, see sawing him into the audience....Kilroy Evans grabs Adrian Tanner Jr. on the apron and hits The Bad Touch to the floor...Vampira comes off the top rope with a shooting star press on Vagabond through a table on the floor...Andrew Sinclair gives Andrew Karnage an exploder off the ring steps on to the concrete floor...Lucifer Jones gives Kilroy Evans a burning hammer off the apron through a burning table with thumbtacks...Tatsuya Arakawa DDTs Sun off the apron to the concrete floor...Legacy pulls "Platinum" Pat Bozzini into a set-up for a piledriver, but Bozzini blocks it and reverses it into an alabama slammer but on the way over, Bozzini turns it into a tigerbomb... Lonewolf McNeely presses David Sadler over his head and drops him in the No Human Contact diamond cutter...The Outrider pulls Andrew Karnage up into a crucifix and then drops him into a backbreaker then it fades into a graphic that reads "Palm Springs Punishment 2006". The camera pans around Hardkore Hall showing the fans holding up various signs. The shot pans out to Guillermo O'Bannon with an blow dried Phil Blauer sitting in the next chair
Guillermo O'Bannon: After that hellacious tournament Hardkore World returns with it's biggest card of the year. Hello everyone, I'm Guillermo O'Bannon. To my right is Phil Blauer.
Phil Blauer: Palm Springs Punishment, baby. The only show that deserves The Blauer Treatment.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Still trying to get that sweet shift of one show a year?
Phil Blauer: I work better in small doses, ask Yolanda.
Yolanda Ando: Small being the operative word.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yolanda you look stunning tonight.
Yolanda does a little twirl in her sequinned strapless evening gown
Yolanda Ando: Thank you. I only hope it impresses the fashion savvy pro wrestling crowd.
A mulleted guy in a baby blue Carlito t-shirt with the apple barely covering his beer gut snaps a picture of her
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tonight our Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Robert Hunglestien III makes his first title defense against the former champion Andrew Sinclair. Sinclair used to be part of Hunglestien's group, The Un-Stable, holding the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles together. Then in Las Vegas, Hunglestien's jealousy got the best of him and he turned on his own squad.
Phil Blauer: Like T.O.
Guillermo O'Bannon: His newfound meanstreak worked, and he was able to defeat James Fierce for the Hardkore World Championship in Portland. Hunglestien's had a couple months to rest, not even wrestling in the Frank A. Marano Jr. Cup, electing to just walk out of his match with L.S.D. Andrew Sinclair went through a grueling match with his former stablemates Andrew Karnage and Adrian Tanner Jr., but looks as ready as I've ever seen to take his title back.
Phil Blauer: They'll have to work hard to top last year's main event, Cobryn vs. Moondog Dook.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Thank Hunglestien for that one as well. Then we have the second part of our double main event. The ropes come down and the barbed wire goes up for the Hardkore America Heavyweight title match, Kilroy Evans against Rated X. Kilroy Evans has been a fighting champion since he won the title back in Sacramento last December with hard fought battles over Adrian Tanner Jr. and "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa.
Phil Blauer: Two matches? Move over, Bruno Sammartino.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X has never won the Hardkore America Heavyweight title and has been on a tear of his own, beating both of Kilroy 's friends Adrian Tanner Jr. & Andrew Karnage. At the end of Karnage's match with Rated X in Portland, X unleashed the infamous barbed wire camel clutch. Kilroy Evans could take no more and hit The Bad Touch on Rated X. Now he has to defend his title against a Hardkore Hall of Famer.
Phil Blauer: When the barbed wire goes up these guys are gonna rip and tear each other until they cry worse than Michael Hunter when he loses.
Guillermo O'Bannon: This past January in Las Vegas, Hardkore Nippon owner "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi put his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship on the line against Anzu and Rising Sun.
Phil Blauer: Sun came very close to defeating the legendary triple threat JoJo Sushi, but Dr. Tojo Sushi and Lil Jo's constant interference was too much for the Conneticut native and he succumbed to the 2 1/2 on 1 attacks.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Since that time, Sun has defeated Johnny Lee Harley for the Hardkore Nippon Grand Championship in Sendai, Japan, and won the UWA's Tournament for the Trophy by defeating Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Robert Hunglestien III at the Big Sandy Superstore Arena in Huntington, West Virginia. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine has ordered a steel cage rematch for Sushi's Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship. The cage will prevent Sushi's father and midget counterpart from interfering, so Sushi has a real problem on his hands. Then we have a real grudge match coming out of our storied and prolific tag team division. The Frank A. Marano Jr. Cup exeeded all expectations and crowned The Un-Stable the 2006 Cup Winner and the proud owners of $10 million dollars. But their celebration was short lived as "The Punisher" Dan Stein & Lucifer Jones came down and destroyed their trophy and bloodied Karnage & Tanner with a barbed wire wrapped Peacemaker. Trying to restore their alpha male status among the tag team division could have backfired though, as now the team coming off of the biggest wins of their lives aim their newfound momentum at the tag team champions.
Phil Blauer: That was a great tournament. Did you go to that after party at Michael Hunter's house?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I asked you if anything was going on after the show?!
Phil Blauer: Woo! That guy is tops. TOPS! Usually I think these wrestler guys are a bunch of jerkoffs, but not Mike Hunt. Once he starts throwing down the Boone's Farm, watch out, buddy! He does this little dance, check it out.
Phil does a little shimmy with a noticeable limp in his knee. Then he does a HBK leg split and flexes his muscles. Matt Boone lights three cherry bombs behind Phil to make up for the lack of pyro
Phil Blauer: The Outrider was a little sullen about losing the finals, who wouldn't be? He was my partner when we played charades, and let me tell you. Maybe he can paint a picture with his words but he draws worse than Kevin Nash. But what are you gonna do? Jonnie's biased. I know it. You know it. Dogs know it. But I told him you gotta keep rollin, rollin, rollin...
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: What?
Phil Blauer: Keep rollin, rollin, rollin
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: What?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Speaking of interfed action, we have a great ladder match for the Hardkore World Women's Championship. Five time Hardkore World Women's Champion "Sexy" Anjanette Turner puts her World Championship on the line against her old enemy two time champion Tamara Sanchez, newcomer Jane Tyrra, and Divas Unleashed's Tracee Ngyuen.
Phil Blauer: Who's that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: She's one of the top stars of Divas Unleashed, and all-female company out of Las Vegas. She's an angry one, I'll tell you that.
Phil Blauer: (checking out her 8x10) Looks like she's sexy when she's angry.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette has three very talented women to ward off to keep her title, it could be a very dangerous night for a champion used to dangerous nights. Also coming up tonight is Hardkore West Coast Champion Lonewolf McNeely against "The Master of the Powerslam" Paul Soutter in the first ever Hang Em High Match. A pulley system will be erected...
Phil Blauer: Hee hee hee hee.
Guillermo O'Bannon: ...over the ring with a noose attached. The first man to hang his opponent and pull him up until his feet are over the ropes is the winner. McNeely was the man who won the West Coast title from Soutter in a bloody barbed wire match in Las Vegas. Soutter is looking for some revenge and to win his title back. McNeely wants to just hang someone.'
Phil Blauer: Sounds fair.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Speaking of the West Coast title, whoever wins that match has a contender already waiting for them. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine has sanctioned the first ever MIR Match since the one he lost to Tripps for the UWA World Championship on 4/15.
Phil Blauer: The day we'll never forget.
Guillermo O'Bannon: This is the first ever multi-person MIR match with Lonewolf McNeely's top 6 contenders. The winner of this match will have some years taken off his career, but have a shot at the West Coast Champion when we go to Albuquerque. Then it's time for a hybrid match, where two mat technicians, Syberus and Tatsuya Arakawa will wrestle in a submission match. The match will be seperated by rounds, with Tatsuya being seconded by Tom Lux and Syberus being seconded by Adrian Tanner Jr.
Phil Blauer: I was supposed to be Syberus' corner man, but I refused to carry a spit bucket. Bad memories from my German porn days.
Suddenly, Fear Factory's "Archetype" blasts through the speakers and the Palm Springs fans jump to their feet in anticipation of the first match of the year's biggest pay-per-view. Three seconds into the song, violently loud pyros are projected into the air and huge letters in neon lights flash near the entrance. It reads: PPB. Then, a muscular silhouette walks beneath the giant P near the entrance and stands between the huge pyrotechnics. The stranger is now raising both of his arms up as if he were victorious. It is Platinum Pat Bozzini . His face is absorbed with a very quantity of intensity
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini has been making buttloads of cash off of his films as of late from his film wing, Platinum Productions.
Phil Blauer: I tell you. Talk about blockbusters. I hear Brad Pitt and George Clooney aren't on speaking terms after they found out they were both in the running for the sequel to Haunting Memories.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: There's gonna be a sequel?? I have to update my website!
Yolanda Ando: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini is wearing tight and long tights which are black on one leg and silver/gold on the other leg. It "Platinum" written on one leg in platinum and has a roaring Cerberus in platinum on the side of the other leg. Red droplets of blood can be seen surrounding the different symbols on both legs. On the back of his tights, it is written "The Feature Presentation" in black.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to Hardkore Hall. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine and Hardkore World presents Palm Springs Punishment 2006! Our first match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 225 pounds; He is The Current UCW Triple Crown World Champion...'PLATINUM' PAT BOZZINI!!
The audience boos Bozzini as he threatens Mike Peters with another beating if he doesn't get this match right
Phil Blauer: "Platinum" Pat got to live out his dream as a referee in Montreal at the Centre Bell, where he officiated a match between R.C. and Dynamite. So he could give Peters a hint or three about how to be a good French Canadian referee.
“Around The World” By Red Hot Chili Peppers plays and the fans cheer. James Fierce slowly creeps from the back. Once he fully emerges he holds both hands out to the side and begins his strutting down the ramp way
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce got to the second round of The Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup with his partner The Shootfighter. Both men showed an amazing tenacity where they wore down a particular limb, Anderson-esque.
Phil Blauer: In a way, James Fierce won the Frank A. Marano Jr. Cup since he injured Michael Hunter which was what The Un-Stable exploited to win.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sure, in a way.
Phil Blauer: So in a way, James Fierce is owed like 2 million.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't know if Andrew and Adrian would agree to that. Fierce's mat wrestling is what won him a Hardkore World Championship. Can it beat the UCW Triple Crown World Champion?
Yolanda Ando: James Fierce is in a tradition wrestling singlet. The singlet is red at the top and transitions into black towards the thighs. On the back of the singlet the letters “KGB” are written in black. Fierce wears a black and red warm up jacket that has "Bandits" written on the left breast and "Fierce" underneath.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent is from West Virginia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 255 pounds; He is The Current SWAT Carribean Heavyweight Champion and SWAT Carribean Bermuda Triangle Champion...JAMES 'PLATINUM' FIERCE!!!"
The crowd cheers and Pat Bozzini looks livid that Fierce stole his moniker, and kicks him right in the nuts! He demand Mike Peters ring the bell and the match begins
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini goes for another kick, but Fierce catches his leg and takes him down with a dragon screw. He picks him up for a hiptoss but Bozzini catches his arm and blocks it. He flips him over into a overhead double arm suplex.
Bozzini grabs Fierce by the shoulders and drops onto his back with his knees into Fierce's spine with a lung blower. Fierce staggers to his feet, but avoids a kick and dragon screws Bozzini's kneecap into the canvas
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applies an ankle lock, wrenching Bozzini's foot to the side. He stands over Platinum Pat, twisting and trying to screw his foot.
Yolanda Ando: I did a movie like that once, my socks stuck to my feet for days.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce going after Bozzini's legs, putting pressure on his ankle & leg. Bozzini rolls on to his back and pushes Fierce off with his foot. Fierce bounces into the ropes, and Bozzini catches him on the way back with an armdrag!
James Fierce gets up and gets tossed across the ring with an armdrag. Another armdrag sends him to the other side. Pat Bozzini cinches in a wakigatame
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini pulls up on the fujiwara armbar, twisting up on his wrist. He demands Mike Peters ask James Fierce to tap and he dutifully does. Fierce reaches out for the ropes, so Bozzini gives his arm another wrench.
Pat Bozzini switches it up and applies a crippler crossface. Fierce howls in pain, as Bozzini pulls up on his aching shoulder. Bozzini links his fingers together and pulls up on James Fierce's face. Mike Peters is in excellent condition should Fierce decide to tap out
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce rolls Bozzini over into a cradle!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Pat Bozzini releases the crippler crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce pokes Bozzini in both his eyes!
Phil Blauer: Nyah Nyah Nyah
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce spins around and floors Bozzini with a rolling elbow to his jaw! He shakes some feeling back into his arm, and then grabs Bozzini and turns him over into a single leg boston crab.
The audience applauds as Bozzini cries out in pain. Fierce sits back on Bozzini's bent leg. Bozzini crawls over to the ropes, while Fierce attempts to hyperextend Bozzini's leg
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini reaches the ropes and Mike Peters forces the break. James Fierce rushes Bozzini but Pat catches him and drops Fierce's throat on the top rope!
James Fierce staggers around clutching his throat, Bozzini catches him with a back suplex. Pat Bozzini limps up to the top turnbuckle and then catches James Fierce with a flying body press
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini fireman's carries Fierce up onto his shoulders, and he flips him forward onto his feet with an inverted facelock. Reverse DDT!! Wisdom DDT!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat full nelsons Fierce, but Fierce tosses the back of his head into Pat's face. He irish whips Fierce into the ropes and then nearly takes his head off with a lariot!
The fans come to life. James Fierce pulls Bozzini up onto his shoulder then runs into the corner, dropping the back of Fierce's head on the turnbuckle with a Kobashi Powerbomb
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini staggers out of the corner, clutching the back of his neck. Fierce catches him upside the head with a super side kick!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce steps on Bozzini's face and twists his boot on it with a facewash! Bozzini rolls over onto his chest, clutching his face. Fierce drops a knee on the back of Bozzini's neck.
James Fierce irish whips Bozzini into the ropes and gets caught between the eyes with a diving forearm smash! Fierce staggers back into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini tries to follow up The Technicality with a flatliner, but Fierce reverses it into a side effect! He half nelsons Bozzini and drops him on his head with an Extreme-plex!
The Palm Springs audience pops and Bozzini, clutches the back of his neck, demanding Peters give him a time out. Fierce tells him there's no getting out of this and pulls him up by the hair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini ducks under a karate chop and full nelsons Fierce. He drops back with a dragon suplex he calls The Platinum 99-Plex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini jumps on Fierce's back and applies a crossface chicken wing. He pulls up on Fierce's hammerlocked wrist, while clamping down on Fierce's throat.
The Palm Springs crowd boos Bozzini. Bozzini wrenches up on Fierce's arm, pressing his forearm against Fierce's throat. Fierce rolls on to his back pinning Bozzini's shoulders to the mat
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Pat Bozzini releases the crossface chicken wing)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini and Fierce get to their feet, but James gets the jump on him. Fierce gets behind him and goes underneath his arm, applying a chokehold. He links his fingers and pulls back on Bozzini's throat.
Mike Peters asks Bozzini if he wants to tap out, as he turns red from lack of oxygen. Bozzini chokes and coughs, trying to find some escape. James Fierce reapplies it into a cobra clutch
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce working down Bozzini's neck, pressing down on the back of it while pulling back on his arm.
Phil Blauer: Pat Bozzini beginning to fade!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini's legs looking rubbery, and James Fierce thrashing Pat from side to side in the cobra clutch. Mike Peters raises Bozzini's arm but Pat is able to keep it aloft.
Bozzini back peddles both of them into the turnbuckles, and gets free of the cobra clutch. Pat Bozzini running bulldogs Fierce into the center of the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini lifts James Fierce up into a half nelson hammerlock, he drops him onto the back of his head with a release tiger suplex!
Bozzini folds Fierce up like an accordian! The audience boos. Bozzini chicken wings both of Fierce's arms and then rolls him up into a backroll press
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope, then jumps off into a springboard clothesline, but Fierce catches him with a spinebuster!!
Hardkore Hall erupts! James Fierce front facelocks Bozzini and then drill his head into the mat with an implant DDT! He makes the cover on Bozzini
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce inverted facelocks Pat, and lifts him up into a reverse suplex. He drops Bozzini on his head with a brainbuster!!
Pat Bozzini clutches the back of his neck. Fierce irish whips Bozzini into the ropes, but Pat ducks under a clothesline. Pat Bozzini grabs him from behind with a sleeper and suplexes him onto his head. Bozzini cranks his neck from side to side
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini double underhooks his arms and lifts him up into a spinning brainbuster he calls The Brain Storm!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini inverted facelocks James Fierce and climbs up onto the middle turnbuckle. He jumps off with a tornado neckbreaker!! He climbs up to the top turnbuckle and hits him with a gorgeous frog splash!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini goes for a piledriver, but Fierce back body drops him. He drills him headfirst into the mat with a single underhook DDT!
Phil Blauer: Gary Wolfe’s Favorite Move!
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applies a buffalo sleeper. He wratchets up on his neck & arm. Bozzini down on one knee, and Fierce pulls up on his arm.
Bozzini spits to get some more air in his lungs. James Fierce switches it up into a dragon sleeper. He constricts Bozzini's breathing and wears down his neck with the inverted facelock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters check in to see if Bozzini wants to tap out, while Fierce cranes back on his neck. James Fierce pulls him up into a standing version, pulling back on Fierce's head & neck. The Ferocious Bandit drops Bozzini with an inverted DDT!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce headlocks Bozzini but Pat pushes him off into the turnbuckle! Pat Bozzini slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope, and springboard clotheslines him!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini runs Fierce into the ropes for a backroll press, but Fierce ducks under the top rope and it hits Bozzini in the throat! Bozzini clutches his throat, and Fierce lifts him up in a fireman's carry. He runs into the center of the ring with a death valley driver!!
The crowd cheers wildly. James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Bozzini kicks Mike Peters into the ropes, crotching Fierce on the turnbuckles. Pat Bozzini climbs up to the top turnbuckle, facing him, and wraps his legs around the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Spider snap superplex!! Bozzini turns around on the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a missle dropkick!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (James Fierce kicks out)
The Palm Springs fans boo Bozzini. He lifts Fierce up in a fireman's carry, but Fierce turns it into a tornado DDT! He grabs Bozzini with a front facelock and then drops down into a guillotine choke
Phil Blauer: James Fierce swinging for the fences with all the damage he's done to Bozzini's neck!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce pulls up on Bozzini's throat as he tries to choke him out. James Fierce holds onto his head, clamping down on his head. Bozzini punches Fierce but James holds on tight.
The crowd cheers Bozzini's predictament. Mike Peters asks Bozzini if he wants to tap out but Bozzini refuses. Bozzini gets to his feet in the guillotine choke, but Fierce spins around into a corkscrew neckbreaker
Phil Blauer: Pat Bozzini's neck is in more pain than Jasmine Sinclair's on a Sunday morning.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce pulls him up into a front facelock again, but Bozzini reverses it into a fireman's carry. He spins it around into a TKO!
The Palm Springs fans boo Bozzini as he lifts Fierce up into a human torture rack, he then flips Fierce forward onto his face with a DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Bozzini Code!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini drills Fierce's head into the mat with a cradle piledriver!!
Small pockets of the audience chants "Pat Sucks Dick! Pat Sucks Dick! Pat Sucks Dick! Pat Sucks Dick! Pat Sucks Dick!" Bozzini snarls at them and climbs to the second rope to challenge one fat fan in the front row to a fight
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce gets to his feet and low blows Pat Bozzini! Bozzini drops to the mat, and James picks him up into a double underhook dominator!! He capitalizes with a camel clutch!
The fans roar as Fierce pulls back on Bozzini's head. Mike Peters asks Bozzini if he wants to submit. Fierce leans back as far as he can
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce releases Bozzini in the camel clutch and pulls him up into a piledriver, he drops him facefirst with his knees on the back of his head for the Platinum Driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Pat Bozzini gets his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off with a Picture Perfect Elbow, but there's no water in the pool!! Pat Bozzini rolls him up in a la majistral!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini fireman's carries James Fierce up and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Bozzini tucks Fierce's head into his shoulder and then walks out into the middle of the ring with a muscle buster, but Pat turns it into a powerbomb he calls Paralyzing Failure!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
Fear Factory's "Archetype" plays and the boos rain down on Platinum Pat as Mike Peters raises his arm
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 57 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'PLATINUM' PAT BOZZINI!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Platinum Pat continues his perfect record here in Hardkore America! He goes on to Albuquerque to wrestle the winner of tonight's match of "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi vs. Sun for the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Title.
(The Shootfighter is in the lockerroom pacing back and forth psyching himself up for the MIR Match. He is wearing his black knee length wrestling tights under his tight black robe w/a red dragon on the back and black wrestling boots his chest length dark hair is tied in a pony tail.)
The Shootfighter: "Tonight my first ever MIR Match and I plan to hurt a bunch of people in that ring! I already have my targets and they are going to pay a steep price for everything they said about either me or Hardkore World!"
(He stops pacing and starts hopping up and down limbering his arms up.)
The Shootfighter: "First I'm going to hurt you real bad King Kong Bad Boy! You think the pain Fierce and I gave you was bad! You're going to get worse from me! You claim that you're some giant steamroller! Yeah you are and I'm going to make sure you steamroll yourself out of the ring and through a whole bunch or glass and tables! Then I'll truly finish you off! Then you can have as much time with your mentor Microshocker as both of you are going to be in the same hospital bed playing Brokeback Mountain!"
(He picks up his stainless steel singapore cane and continues to pace back and forth twirling it with great expertise.)
The Shootfighter: "This brings me to you Carson "Big Time" Parker!
Winning or losing that Stainless Steel Singapore Cane Match in Hardkore Nippon doesn't matter to me! What matters is that our war isn't over yet! No not by my standards! You played for a bunch of losers in the NFL and you are still a loser whether you have a title or not! You don't just come in and act like some tough guy! You couldn't even beat Sinclair which shows you aren't even worthy to wrestle in Hardkore World! Maybe you should have beaten up and slapped Microshocker and KKBB around! You could have won a couple of impressive victories!"
(He lets out an animalistic kai and swings his cane and starts smashing the trash can and damages some lockers.)
The Shootfighter: "Yet you were pitted against me for a title match! Like I said win or lose doesn't matter, because our war isn't over yet! Then there is that big mouth Christian Sane! Sane you are going to get a beating from me too! You run your mouth and trash me but you haven't been in a real Hardkore World match have you! No you probably have been in some easy matches! Welcome to reality! Welcome to Hardkore World in this MIR Match! I'm going to be your guide to your debut loss Sane! Don't worry Sane you can make your excuses as to why you lost after you get yourself stitched together! Then again after you get yourself put together you'll pull that string in the back of your behind and spout out a whole lot of bad mouthing about me and wanting to make me pay for you losing! Go ahead and try! I dare you!"
(He continues pacing back and forth.)
The Shootfighter: "Then there is you Ryan Champion! I see you actually started making your way into Hardkore Hall! You still planning to go through with this match or are you just doing it to just get evidence against Jonnie Valentine for a lawsuit against Hardkore Hall for so-called physical and emotional damages from deceitfully selling you Hardkore World! I can see you crying and whining in front of a jury! Well you knew what you were getting into! You probably could have scrounged up a few bucks to buy the PPV or even the DVD to see what Hardkore World is all about! You didn't and there is no way out! So welcome to Hardkore World Chumpion! You'll see what it's like in this promotion and as your guide through this match! I'll help you out by eliminating you by pin or submission! Even better when you pass out from the pain of getting tossed through too many MIR tables and glass!"
(The Shootfighter lets out another even more terrifying animalistic kai and starts smashing the wall bits of tile and concrete come off.)
The Shootfighter: "Then there is you 'Savior of Professional Wrestling'
Sadler! It's our first MIR match against each other and I plan to show everyone that you aren't much of a savior but a fraud! So what if you had your share of titles and or title shots! It means nothing to me and I don't care what accomplishments you have! What matters is that I plan to hurt you everyway I can! I admit I have some respect for you but not much! Just be lucky I have some respect for you! Still that won't stop me from my relentless path to beating you and everyone else in this MIR Match in order to win it!"
(He stops and his face becomes a mask of hate, rage and fury.)
The Shootfighter: "This is going to be my night and I'm going to see to it that nobody else is going to win this match! Nobody is going to rob me of my victory! This is my time and I plan to make the most of it! To all those in this match beware! Make your hospital appointments and be sure all your insurance premiums are paid up! In this MIR Match you are all going to suffer! Prepare for Mortal Kombat!"
(He slams the door open and storms out as the camera pans over the wrecked lockerroom before fading slowly to the ring surrounded by tables, two next to one another all the way back to the railing
Guillermo O'Bannon: It's time for the big MIR Match. Six men are gonna put each other through tables until there is one left. And he will face the winner of tonight's Hang Em High Match between Lonewolf McNeely and Soutter.
Phil Blauer: As long as I don't have to go through any. I can't even get through security.
A huge countdown clock appears on the Hardkoretron and a voice starts to talk
Voice: "David Sadler will steal the show in 5 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 4 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 3 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 2 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show……………………
Boom fireworks shoot from the ramp! The words spoken by David Sadler echo around the arena “I have toiled and bled and now it is time to show you the very meaning of reality” "Liberate" by Disturbed then hits the speakers as David walks out on the ramp and the camera shoots to a close up of him. He looks at the crowd side to side. David makes a couple of steps forward as two pyros shoot off fireworks and flame besides him. He then continues down the ramp and then to the ring. He climbs up the steps slowly and when he reaches the top step he looks over at the Palm Springs crowd for a few seconds. He then makes his way through the ropes and walks across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle which he climbs and spreads his arms and looks into the sky from
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rage Sadler is the second most seasoned wrestler in this match. The first being The Shootfighter who's been going through tables since 1994. But he will be the first to tell you this is not his kind of match. It will be interesting to see if he can convert his ground em & pound em style to one that will excel in a MIR Match.
Yolanda Ando: David Sadler wears baggy cut off jean shorts. He wears black knee and elbow pads and white boots with black trim. Pale skinned with blue eyes, long brown hair and clean shaven. The UCW Tag Team title belt is strapped around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is a MIR Match! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first from Ipswich, England; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' RAGE SADLER!!!"
The audience cheers and then King Kong's theme music, mixed with good old country rap plays in the back. The big man from the Smokey Mountains makes his way out, strutting down into the ring. Three referees work together in order to create space between the ropes in order for Kong to squeeze into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong looking to get his first title belt since winning the HIWF Intercontinental title. He's always allowed The Shock to hog the spotlight, but tonight, at the year's biggest pay-per-view, he has it all to himself.
Yolanda Ando: Kong wears really tight jeans and a black sleeveless shirt.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And from The Smokey Mountains; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 451 pounds...BAD BOY KING KONG!!"
The crowd gives him a chorus of boos. Then Hardkore Hall darkens as a demonic voice is heard
"FEAR...
THE DEAD...
FEAR...
SAIN!!!"
At that point, huge pyros explode as the lights come back on and "Crossed" by Sam X hits. Christian Sain walks out wearing a white jacket with his face hidden by the hood. He gets on the apron, climbs the turnbuckle, and removes the hood and raises his arms. He hops into the ring with a wicked smile on his face and removes the jacket
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain won his debut match against Mr. 100 in Portland, and now wants to vault into the West Coast title scene. Tonight is his first big step towards there.
Yolanda Ando: Christian Sain wears some long silver pants and a white sleeveless t-shirt. Also wears black tape around his hands and wrists, and black elbow pads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Lowell, Massachusetts; Standing 5 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 155 pounds...CHRISTIAN SAIN!!!"
The crowd cheers while Tanner loosens up the ropes. "Big Timing" by Cash Money hits as the lights darken. Huge pyro go off and Carson Parker comes out and walks to the ring. He slides in the ring, hops onto the turnbuckle, raises his arms, then flips off and lands on his feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Carson Parker another newcomer to Hardkore World, but has been earning his lumps overseas in Japan. In Sendai, he lost a cage match to Syberus.
Yolanda Ando: Carson "Big Time" Parker short silver tights that say "Big Time" on each side. Which is convenient, because that's his name.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Las Vegas, Nevada; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds...CARSON 'BIG TIME' PARKER!!!"
Hardkore Hall gives him some cheers. "Mortal Kombat" by The Immortals plays and the fans cheer. The Shootfighter walks out with Judge Death
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter advanced to the second round of the Frank A. Marano Jr. Cup with James Fierce. Now he's back on the singles scene looking to reclaim the West Coast title he lost back to Big Bad Bill, this time last year.
Yolanda Ando: The Shootfighter wears knee length black wrestling tights, black wrestling boots, sharp studded forearm pads and a tight black robe with a red dragon on the back and wields a stainless steel singapore cane.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Accompanied to the ring by Judge Death; from Bangkok, Thailand; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds...THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!!"
All the lights drop. As the first chord of “Pump It” by Black Eyed Peas strikes, a gold spotlight hits the entrance. Ryan Champion comes out wearing an expensive off-white suit, open jacket with no undershirt and a gold chain gold letters “RC” on it, and sports a pair of gold-rimmed sunglasses. Champion extended his arms, hands open and palms up, posing for the crowd. He then casually makes his way to the ring as lights flash to the music in alternating colors. Once in the ring, Champion removes his suit and sunglasses revealing his ring gear, then hands the suit to a ring-hand, telling him to take care of it. He then stretches out and lays across one of the top turnbuckles, awaiting the match to begin
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion making his debut in a MIR Match! That could be the toughest first match in history!
Yoland Ando: Champion wears half trunks that come up about six to eight inches above the knees lined in gold trim. White with “Champion” written in gold across the top back portion of them. He also wears a necklace with a small “RC” on the chain tight around his neck, and white wrestling boots that have “Champion” written in gold down the outside of each. Wears thin black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And finally, from Los Angeles, California; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 200 pounds...RYAN CHAMPION!!"
The crowd cheers, and the referees signal for the bell. Bad Boy King Kong chomps down on Ryan Champion's ear! The Shootfighter comes up from behind Kong and hits him low
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rage Sadler hammers Christian Sain with several right hands. He irish whips Sain into the ropes, and Carson Parker cracks him upside the head with a superkick!
Carson Parker goes for a suplex, but Sain blocks it with his leg wrapped around Parker's calf. Ryan Champion comes over and he and Sain double suplex Carson Parker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion crouches over Parker and bashes his head in with stiff forearms. Bad Boy King Kong irish whips Sadler into the corner and smacks him with a few knife edge chops then backs up and squashes him with a 451 pound running elbow smash!!
Dave Sadler staggers out of the corner a few steps and then collapses on his face. The Shootfighter snap suplexes Christian Sain, then pops his hips to pick him up into a second and third
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter smacks Carson Parker in the throat with a few knife edge chops. But then he turns around into a gorgeous standing dropkick from Rage Sadler.
Sadler irish whips Ryan Champion into the ropes and nails him with a clothesline. Bad Boy King Kong gets nailed in the face with a pele kick by Carson Parker! Kong staggers around and then gets caught with an RKO by Parker
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle, but The Shootfighter shakes the ropes and catches him on the turnbuckle. He and Christian Sain climbs to the second rope from the outside, and double superplexes Sadler off the top through the tables below!!
Crowd cheers wildly for the first table bump of the night! Christian Sain slides back into the ring as Sadler and The Shootfighter lie in a pile of table rubble. Sain gets a running star and clotheslines Bad Boy King Kong
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion lays into Carson Parker with a few karate chops to his chest. Parker tries to fire back with a punch, but Champion ducks and responds with a tiger suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Carson Parker gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong irish whips Christian Sain into the ropes, and ducks down for a backdrop, but Sain reverses with a DDT!
Sain tosses Kong through the ropes onto one of the tables on the floor. Christian Sain climbs up to the top turnbuckles and leg drops Kong through the table!! The audience erupts
Phil Blauer: The little guy making use of the tables, early!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain slides back into the ring and irish whips Carson Parker into the turnbuckles. He grabs the ropes and rams his shoulder into Parker's stomach a few times. But Parker puts his leg over the back of Sain's head and rams his face into the canvas with a rocker dropper.
Carson Parker grabs Ryan Champion and slams him into the mat with a uranage! The Shootfighter gets back into the ring, and he and Parker double suplex the giant Kong
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter swings at Ryan Champion, but Champion ducks and german suplexes him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(The Shootfighter gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckles and waits for Bad Boy King Kong to turn around and then nails him between the eyes with a flying forearm!
The audience cheers. Champion irish whips Carson Parker and swings around on his shoulders with a helicopter rana into a reverse huracanrana over the ropes, pitching the football player through a table on the floor!! The pop gets louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong butterflies both of The Shootfighter's arms and then drives his face into the mat with a double underhook DDT!
Kong scoops The Shootfighter up and takes a few steps before powerslamming him hard into the center of the ring, crushing him with his massive weight!! Christian Sain climbs up to the top turnbuckles and waits for Kong to turn around
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain jumps off the top with a huracanrana but Bad Boy King Kong catches him and then jack knife powerbombs him over the ropes through the table below!!!
The Palm Springs fans erupt with shock and pockets of the fans chant "Kong! Kong! Kong! Kong! Kong!" The Shootfighter catches Kong from behind with a couple of muy thai kicks to his lower back
Phil Blauer: That got his attention.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter tattoos Kong's massive back with stiff forearm shots. He catches him in the bread basket with a muy thai kick, and then tags him in the chest with another hard one that backs him into the corner.
Rage Sadler runs into the corner with a knee strike to Bad Boy King Kong's bulbous stomach. He kicks him hard in the side to bend him over and then he and Carson Parker double DDT Kong
Guillermo O'Bannon: Carson Parker turns around into a stiff scissors kick to the chest by Christian Sain! Sain irish whips Parker into the ropes, and dips down into a backdrop. Parker butterflies Sain's arms and drops him with a tigerdriver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Carson Parker claps his legs together on Sain's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion lifts Rage Sadler in a hanging suplex, then drops him headfirst into a brainbuster! Bad Boy King Kong jumps off the second rope and drops an elbow drop on Sadler's chest!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rage Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pulls Carson Parker out onto the apron, and stands on the tables bridging the apron. He belly to belly suplexes him through the tables!!
The audience cheers goes wild! Bad Boy King Kong brings a chair into the ring. He swings it at Dave Sadler, but the Englishman ducks. He responds with a Soviet Scum Sweep legsweep
Guillermo O'Bannon: Carson Parker staggers back into the ring, and Christian Sain powerbombs him on the chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 9 seconds; CARSON PARKER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY CHRISTIAN SAIN!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion pops Rage Sadler in the face with a european forearm. He full nelsons Sadler and drops him back into a dragon suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rage Sadler gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong lifts Shootfighter up in a fireman's carry, then drops back into a samoan drop!! He scoops The Shootfighter up and bodyslams him over the ropes onto one of the tables. The table doesn't break, so Kong steps through the ropes onto the apron. He leg drops The Shootfighter through a table!!
The chants get louder with "Kong! Kong! Kong! Kong! Kong!" Ryan Champion climbs out to the apron, onto the tables. He pulls The Shootfighter up but he flies back with an elbow to Champion's face. He half nelsons Champion, and t-bone suplexes him through the tables
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter rolls back into the ring and comes up from behind Christian Sain lifting him up in a human torture rack. He spins Sain around and drops him into a samoan drop!
Ryan Champion crawls back onto the apron, and jumps off with a kneedrop to Christian Sain's throat!! He makes the cover
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Christian Sain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion drags Sain onto the tables on the outside. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a tope suicida splash crashing Sain through the table!!
The audience cheers wildly! Rage Sadler irish whips The Shootfighter into the ropes and then takes him out with a spinning wheel kick. Sadler grabs the ropes and angrily stomps him about the face & body
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong drags Ryan Champion out through the ropes onto the floor of tables. He gut wrenches Champion up into a tigerbomb through the tables!!
Kong steps back into the ring, picks up the chair, and crashes it into Sadler's jawbone!! Sadler clutches his mouth & cheek, as blood seeps through his teeth. Bad Boy King Kong grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him into the mat
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rage Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong gets up but gets caught with a flying cross body by Christian Sain!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Bad Boy King Kong kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain irish whips The Shootfighter into the ropes and catches him with a sidewalk slam!
Sain drags The Shootfighter through the ropes and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off with a flying elbow drop, crashing The Shootfighter through a table
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain rolls The Shootfighter back into the ring. But when he enters the ring, The Shootfighter is waiting for him with some stiff muy thai kicks to his ankles.
Sain hops on one leg, and The Shootfighter goes higher with a swift muy thai kick to his kneecap. The last one drops Sain, and The Shootfighter drops back into a figure four leglock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion flips off the top turnbuckle with a corkscrew plancha to Bad Boy King Kong!! Meanwhile, The Shootfighter clamps down on Christian Sain's twisted legs. Mike Peters checks in to see if Sain wants to submit, but he shakes his head.
Ryan Champion cracks Rage Sadler in his bloody mouth with a few stiff forearm shots, then spins him around into a hangman's neckbreaker! Christian Sain sits up in agony, balling his fists up in pain. He then tries to turn it over, but The Shootfighter releases it at the last second and applies an inverted indian deathlock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rage Sadler attempts to kick Ryan Champion, but Ryan catches his boot. Rage swings around with an enzuigiri kick to the side of his head! The Shootfighter leans back on Christian Sain's legs while laying into the back of his head with stiff forearm shots.
Rage Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckles and then catches Bad Boy King Kong with a flying dropkick!! The Shootfighter sits on Christian Sain's twisted legs, and he's forced to tap out
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 22 minutes 28 seconds; CHRISTIAN SAIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rage Sadler irish whips Ryan Champion into the ropes and belly to belly suplexes him over the ropes through the tables below!! But Bad Boy King Kong grabs Sadler from behind with a cobra clutch.
Bad Boy King Kong applies pressure to the back of Sadler's neck while pulling back on his arm. Ryan Champion staggers back into the ring but nearly gets his head taken off with a russian sickle by The Shootfighter! Sadler starts to fade from the cobra clutch, as Kong thrashes him from side to side
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters lifts Sadler's arm but he keeps it up in the air. Kong scoops Sadler up and drills his head into the mat with a tombstone piledriver! Ryan Champion ducks under a muy thai strike, and counters with a kick to The Shootfighter's stomach. He drops Shootfighter with a stunner!
Bad Boy King Kong comes off the second turnbuckle with a 451 pound splash!! He hooks Shootfighter's limp leg
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rage Sadler kneedrops the back of Bad Boy King Kong's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong hits Sadler in the groin with a hard punch. He lifts Sadler up into a piledriver and then drops his skull on to the mat!!
The Shootfighter wraps up Sadler's legs and turns him over into a scorpion deathlock. He slides Sadler's legs up so it's in a liontamer position, sitting as low as he can. Bad Boy King Kong sits on the other side of Sadler and applies a camel clutch
Phil Blauer: Kong and Shootfighter forming an uneasy alliance long enough to apply a double submission on Rage Sadler!
Guillermo O'Bannon: They're bending Sadler in half with The ShootCrab & camel clutch! Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to submit, but Rage refusing. Ryan Champion breaks it up with a corkscrew plancha to all three of them!!
The Shootfighter german suplexes Rage Sadler, then pulls him up for a second, then bridges the last one for a pin
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rage Sadler rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion steps through the ropes and catapults himself onto the middle of the top rope, leaping off with a Hang Time missle dropkick to Shootfighter's face!! He staggers back into a diving crossbody by Rage Sadler!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rage Sadler slides The Shootfighter out of the ring onto one of the tables. Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle then leaps off with a flying elbow putting The Shootfighter through the table!!
The audience roars, inside the ring Bad Boy King Kong inverted facelocks Ryan Champion inside the ring. He drops down into a reverse DDT
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong runs into the ropes and drops down into an earthquake splash!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kong pulls Champion through the ropes, and then onto the floor of tables outside the ring. He lifts him up into a sidewalk slams Champion through the tables!!
The audience boos and jeers Kong. Kong climbs back into the ring but is too fat and gets caught in the ropes. The Shootfighter smacks him in the face with a muy thai strike to his nose
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pulls him down into an STF with a crippler crossface! He pulls up on Kong's head & arm, as Mike Peters checks in. Meanwhile Ryan Champion drills Rage Sadler's head through the table with an implant DDT!!
Hardkore Hall pops while The Shootfighter continues to torture Kong with a Shootfighter Crossface. Peters asks Kong if he wants to tap but the fat man refuses. So The Shootfighter rolls over into a tricorner choke
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong has no choice but to tap out to The Shootfighter for the second month in a row!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 29 minutes 19 seconds; BAD BOY KING KONG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion comes back into the ring and gets hammered with several dragon claw strikes to his chest. Ryan fires back with a few stiff kicks of his own. The last one keels The Shootfighter over and Champion slams him into the mat with a tigerbomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter claps his legs together on Champion's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion gets up and turns around into a flying body press off the top turnbuckle from Rage Sadler!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rage Sadler pulls The Shootfighter out to the floor of tables on the floor and powerbombs him hard through the tables!!
Sadler is a sickeningly heroic sight as he stands on a table smiling with blood running down his face, soaking in the chants of "SAD-LER!! SAD-LER!! SAD-LER!! SAD-LER!! SAD-LER!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler re-enters the ring and vertical suplexes Ryan Champion. The Shootfighter slides into the ring with a strand of barbed wire and wraps it around Sadler's face!!
Sadler screams as the metal barbs get caught in his hair & face, producing blood from his cheeks and eyebrow. Ryan Champion drops him on his head with a t-bone suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler desperately trying to get that strand of barbed wire out of his hair & face but it's not budging. He just gives up, and catches Ryan Champion coming with a Rage-line!
The Shootfighter goes to work on Sadler's upper ribs with some rapid fire muy thai strikes. Then he pushes that barbed wire deeper in to Sadler's skin & scalp, as blood spews out from his forehead
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter irish whips Sadler into Ryan Champion who catches him with a huracanrana! He snap mares The Shootfighter over and tags him with a couple kicks to the back.
Rage Sadler gets up and punt kicks a sitting Shootfighter in the face. Sadler batters Champion with a few punches, then pulls him up into a razor's edge powerbomb
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Crucifixtion!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Ryan Champion gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter punches that barbed wire into Sadler's face even further!
Phil Blauer: It hurts just looking at it!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pulls Rage Sadler out to the apron and scoops him up into a backbreaker. He pulls him back up into a full powerslam through the table!!
The audience pops and The Shootfighter rolls Sadler back into the ring, then follows him in. Judge Death tosses him a stainless steel singapore cane
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter cracks Sadler in the back of the head with that steel pole!! Ryan Champion comes off the ropes with his Sweet Dreams shining wizard kick to the side of Sadler's head!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 35 minutes 53 seconds; RAGE SADLER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY RYAN CHAMPION!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter irish whips Ryan Champion into the ropes, but Champion comes back with a flying head scissors takedown!
Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a flying body press, but The Shootfighter catches him with a powerslam! He applies a cobra clutch with a body vice
Guillermo O'Bannon: The ShootClutch!! Champion waving his arm, wildly looking for escape as The Shootfighter pulls back on his arm. He tightens his legs around Champion's midsection, not alloting him to get any new air.
Mike Peters checks in to see if Champion wants to submit, but Champion refuses. The Shootfighter pulls him up and shoots him into the ropes. Champion ducks under a clothesline into a crucifix cradle into a DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Copasetic!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion grabs The Shootfighter in a front facelock and applies a guillotine choke! He rocks back on it, trying to choke out the former West Coast Champion.
Ryan Champion tightens up on Shootfighter's throat. Mike Peters asks Shootfighter if he wants to tap out, but he refuses. Shootfighter slips out of it and punches his way out of Champion's choke. He cracks him in the back with a few muy thai kicks to his back
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter applies an ankle lock. He stands over him, wrenching his foot from side to side. Peters checks in but Champion refuses. The Shootfighter wraps his legs around Ryan's thigh and drops down to the mat with an on-the-mat version.
Ryan Champion crawls over to the ropes and grabs onto the bottom one. Mike Peters forces The Shootfighter to break the ankle lock. The Shootfighter pulls him up by the hair, and tosses him over the top rope to the tables, but Champion grabs hold of the rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion jumps onto the middle of the top rope and springboards onto The Shootfighter's shoulders. He backflips into a West Coast Sunrise reverse rana!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion tosses The Shootfighter over the top rope to the apron. He then climbs the turnbuckle behind him, leaps off and lands with his knees on The Shootfighter's shoulders and somersaults forward to violently jerk his neck and flips The Shootfighter off the apron and through the tables!!! Wake Up Call!
The crowd erupts, and Champion rolls The Shootfighter into the ring. Champion enters the ring and sits The Shootfighter up. Champion applies a full nelson, and then flips over The Shootfighter's head, landing in a bridge, with a cattle mutilation
Guillermo O'Bannon: T.O.D. (Tap Or Die)!! Ryan Champion with a perfect bridge and The Shootfighter submits!!
“Pump It” by Black Eyed Peas plays and the Palm Springs fans cheer wildly. Champion exhaustedly raises his arm
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 38 minutes 28 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MIR MATCH...RYAN CHAMPION!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion, after tearing through five other competitors and some tables wins his debut match in a MIR Match! He goes on to Albuquerque where he will wrestle the winner of tonight's Hang Em High Match!
We cut back into the parking lot, where Carson Parker is putting his bags into his silver corvette. He closes the door and notices a young teen with long black hair staring at him.
Parker: Hey kid, you want an autograph? Sorry, but I don't have a pen or paper.
Guy: I wasn't interested in that. I just want to use you as an example. To show everybody what they can expect before I debut here.
Parker: You're gonna debut here? Kid, the best way to debut is to just wrestle somebody big right off the bat and beat him. Like how I beat Adrian Tanner, Jr.
The guy just laughs at this.
Guy: I do things my own way. I've done that ever since my asshole parents tried to kill me.
Parker: Kid, you're insane.
The guy charges and spears Parker against the front of his car. Parker's back smashes against the windshield. He then grabs Parker's head and bangs it against the hood multiple times. Then he opens up the hood and puts the bloody Parker's head in it before slamming the hood on his head. To finish the assault, this man locks Parker in a rear naked choke, eliminating Parker's ability to breathe. Parker's arms flair about until they eventually drop. This guy lets go of the unconscious Parker and grabs the camera. Once his face is revealed, the fans let out a wave of cheers for this man, knowing who he is.
Guy: That's right Hardkore World, you better look out. Friday the 13th has come early. The big star from UPW and the rising star from UCW is coming. I just hope you're all ready... for "The Unlucky One" 13!
Scene fades back to ringside.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wow! Unlucky 13.
Phil Blauer: They need to do an unlucky gimmick. A guy who always trips on the ropes before he pins the guy and knocks himself out. A guy who's pyro sets him on fire.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Or a guy who comes down to the ring on a harness but it breaks and he falls to his death.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is another first for Hardkore World. A submission match seperated by 6 five minute rounds by two of the top mat wrestlers in the business today. "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa put out the open challenge, and Andrew Karnage was the first to accept. He had to pull out when he and Adrian Tanner Jr. went on to win the Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup.
Phil Blauer: Then I accepted but had to pull out due to a problem with the PH balance in my hair.
Guillermo O'Bannon: When Michael Hunter quit Hardkore World, Syberus was left without an opponent so he jumped at the chance to be on the biggest show of the year in his dream match.
"Bomb Idea" by Mad Capsule Markets. The Palm Springs fans boo as Andrew Sinclair and "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa walk out with Tom Lux and a full ring crew
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa coming off a huge upset loss when The Un-Stable defeated them in the second round of the Frank A. Marano Jr. Cup. But now Arakawa is a definate favorite in the match. He has experenced corner men, and a style that is perfectly suited for this match.
Phil Blauer: I wish I could have done this match, I mean here we are, Palm Springs Punishment our biggest show of the year. And I am yet again without an opponent. But it would be a bigger disservice to the people if my coif wasn't in tip top shape.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I hear you, Phil. Arakawa also has a chip on his shoulder after JoJo Sushi Presents Hardkore Nippon's JoJo Sushi stripped him of his Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles title and made it a yearly event.
Yolanda Ando: Tatsuya Arakawa wears black MMA shorts with white trim and "Arakawa" on the back in white kanji lettering, taped up feet, black open finger shoot gloves and black knee supporter. He wears a "Tatsuya Arakawa - SAIKYO KENKA MICHI"t-shirt.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is a Submission Match scheduled for 6 Rounds; Introducing our special guest judges. First, the man who won the tournament at the first ever Palm Springs Punishment 87; the first ever Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Butch "The Anvil" Brooks!"
The audience pops as the very out of shape Brooks stands up and waves to the audience
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "A former Hardkore America Heavyweight Champion, 'Beautiful' Brad Hart!"
A balding Brad Hart gets up and mockingly does his heart thumping gesture for his old skool fans as they cheer
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And the incomprable former Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion and star of Hardkore Latin America...Bobby Nowa!"
Bobby Nowa gets the biggest pop out of all of them, with the fans chanting "BOB-BY!! BOB-BY!! BOB-BY!! BOB-BY!! BOB-BY!!" Bobby Nowa thanks them and then sits back down
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legends, all of them. I was in attendance 19 years ago during the tournament that saw Butch Brooks defeat John "Catman" Wilder, Rad Rick, Maniac, and "Leaping" Larry Angelo to win the first ever Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship. "Beautiful" Brad Hart was one of the most accomplished technical wrestlers we ever saw with one of the longest title reigns in the history of the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship. Bobby Nowa was an absolute blast, one of the first guys to have seperate personalities, the Fruity Flyer, Roberto Nowa, and Bobby Nowinski; that wrestled completely different styles.
Phil Blauer: Those were different guys?? I feel like such an idiot, I used to rib Roberto Nowa and tell him that the Fruity Flyer thought he was cute! Thank god no one keeps a mask on longer than two weeks anymore, that was confusing.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first accompanied to the ring by Tom Lux; First from Shimo-tsuga-gun, Tochigi, Japan; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 264 pounds...'THE SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA!!!"
The fans boo Arakawa as Tom Lux and his ring crew prep him. “Some Might Say" by Oasis plays and Syberus walks down to the ring with Adrian Tanner Jr. The Palm Springs fans cheer. Syberus gets on the apron and wipes his feet before entering the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Mummy Commando" Genity Howard & Syberus advanced to the third round of the Frank A. Marano Jr. Cup before going to a thrilling time limit draw with The Devine Comedy. Then he went back to SWAT Australia where he defeated former SWAT World Heavyweight Champion Stan "The Icon" Wilson at the Dandenong Basketball Stadium in Dandenong, Victoria, Australia. Tonight he hopes to continue this momentum with his first singles win in Hardkore World since his sternum injury back in November.
Yolanda Ando: Syberus wears silver metallic short tights, with the circle of stars representing the European Union on the outside of each leg, but white instead of yellow. Black elbow and knee pads, black boots and black hand/wrist tape.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Adrian Tanner Jr.; From The Continent of Europe; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 228 pounds...The Great SYBERUS!!!"
Ron Reid signals for the bell and Syberus and Tatsuya Arakawa circle one another. Syberus tags Tatsuya Arakawa in the thigh with a hard kick.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa returns with a thigh kick of his own. Syberus cracks him with a few forearms to the face. He irish whips Arakawa but then yanks him down by the arm.
Syberus pulls him up by the arm and irish whips him again, this time shooting him into the ropes. Arakawa comes back with a high kick to head! Arakawa slap him in the side of the head with a left
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa slaps Syberus in the face with a right. Tatsuya tags him with a spinning chop, and then kicks him in the ribs. Arakawa bounces off the ropes again and nails Syberus with a yakuza kick!
Syberus staggers back stunned and is left completely unprotected for a flurry of stiff punches to his eye. Syberus falls back into the ropes, his head catching the bottom rope on the way down
Phil Blauer: Down goes Syberus! Down goes Syberus!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa irish whips Syberus into the ropes, but Syberus ducks under an Aki Lariot. He counters with a hangman's neckbreaker! Syberus applies a keylock.
Tom Lux and Adrian Tanner Jr. are yammering at their respective wrestlers, as Syberus wrenches up on his arm. Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to tap out already but Arakawa shakes his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus gets behin him, grabs Arakawa's other arm and applies a double keylock. Arakawa on his knees, with both of his arms being pulled behind him.
Tanner screams "You got em, you got em. That's what I'm talkin about!" Arakawa shakes his head as Syberus pulls back on his double keylocked arms. A trickle of blood begins to fall down Syberus' eye
Phil Blauer: It looks like Syberus is showing some color already from those fists of Arakawa.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus leans back on both of Arakawa's wrists. Tatsuya slips one of his arms out and tries to escape, but Syberus is on him with a hammerlock. He wrenches up on Arakawa's chicken winged wrist.
Arakawa gets to his feet, with Syberus still hanging on to him in a hammerlock. Arakawa back elbows Syberus, catching him right over his eye. He comes back with an elbow covered in blood, as Syberus staggers back into the corner. Arakawa shakes some feeling back into his arm
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa tattoos Syberus with a chop to his chest. Tatsuya then slugs him in the jaw, and headbutts him in the face.
Arakawa has blood on his forehead from where it hit Syberus' eye. He backs up and then running kicks Syberus in the chest. Arakawa spinning chops him and then hits him upside the chin with a shotei palm strike
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya hits Syberus in the face with a high kick!
Phil Blauer: Syberus is trapped in that corner, he's got nowhere to go but into Arakawa's fists.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa whacks Syberus with a hard chop to his chest! A second one takes Syberus off his feet!
The audience lets out a loud "Woo" at each searing chop to Syberus' chest. Syberus' chest is pocked with large red welts from Arakawa's series of knife edge chops. The last one is so hard it knicks Syberus off his feet and sitting in the corner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa gets a running start and then rams his knee into Syberus' face, making his head bounce like a pinball against the turnbuckles!
Arakawa's black knee supporter has some blood on it now. He pulls Syberus up by the hair, but he grabs Arakawa by the arm and drops down into a fujiwara armbar
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus pulls up on Arakawa's arm, trying to hyperextend the elbow. Arakawa cries out in pain...
Phil Blauer: I think that's Japanese.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid checks in to see if Arakawa submits but he continues to refuse. Arakawa spins on his shoulder and kicks Syberus in the face. Syberus gets up and hammerlocks Arakawa's arm behind him. He scoops him up and bodyslams him on his chicken winged arm.
Syberus grabs the ropes and uses it for balance as he grinds his knee into Arakawa's throat. Ron Reid gives him until the count of four before the bell rings, ending the round
Guillermo O'Bannon: And that ends a historic round one of this first of a kind match.
Ron Reid pulls Syberus off of Tatsuya Arakawa, with Arakawa getting a few parting shots along the way. Lux and Tanner set up stools in the corner and drag their respective wrestlers to them
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus needing some medical attention for that large gash over his eye.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, good thing he has Adrian Tanner there. He can curse at it or something. What a gip.
Adrian Tanner squeezes a sponge over Syberus' face washing away most of the blood. Tom Lux has his ring boys massaging Tatsuya Arakawa's shoulder & elbow, while The Saikyo Terrorist stares a hole through Syberus
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus seems worse for wear after all those closed fists He needs to keep Arakawa on the mat or he's done for like Torrie Wilson.
Phil Blauer: How do you have this one scored, Matthew?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I gotta give this one to "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa. If this had been a boxing match, Reid would have stopped it by now.
A hot woman in a string bikini walks along the apron with a card reading "Round 2". The fans whistle and hoot at her. Ron Reid signals for the bell
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "ROUND TWO!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa getting some last minute advice from Tom Lux, and then joins Syberus in the center of the ring and we begin our next round. Syberus kicks Arakawa in the stomach, and front facelocks him. Arakawa back body drops him!
Tatsuya Arakawa snap mares Syberus over. He smacks Syberus in the back with a couple of roundhouse kicks. Tatsuya Arakawa kneels down and applies a stretch plum
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid checks in with Syberus but he refuses to submit. Arakawa screams and pulls back on his head & arm. He readjusts his grip and cranes back on the stretch plum.
Adrian Tanner Jr. pounds on the mat, trying to keep Syberus into the mat. Tatsuya Arakawa pulls him up to his feet and drops him onto the back of his head with a deadlift german suplex! The audience boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa grabs Syberus by the hair, and then throws a couple of high muy thai style kneelifts to the stomach, and ends the Tiger Knee combo with a kneelift to jaw!!
Syberus hits the mat, and blood is streaming down his face. He spits some out of his mouth. Arakawa steps over Syberus' body and pulls back his arm with a kneeling wakigatame. Syberus bleeds a large pool of blood underneath his face, as he screams out in pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus rolls onto his back and flips Arakawa onto his back. Arakawa stands up into a stunner by Syberus! He waits for Arakawa to get to his feet, and then hits him with a lou thez press, but Arakawa drops his throat on the top rope!
The fans jeer and boo Arakawa while Syberus staggers around the ring, bloodied and unable to breathe. Tatsuya Arakawa clocks him with a uraken spinning back punch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa goes for a suplex, but Syberus blocks it. He counters with a suplex into a neckbreaker! He grabs Arakawa by the arm and delivers a fameasser to the back of his elbow!
Arakawa rolls around clutching his arm to his chest. Syberus double underhooks Arakawa's arms, but Tatsuya back body drops him. He fireman's carries Syberus up onto his shoulders
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa drops Syberus face onto his knee with a Go 2 Sleep!!
Phil Blauer: Capital idea!
Blauer pulls out his monogramed pillow and takes a nap on the desk. Syberus rolls around the mat, clutching his face as blood runs through his fingers. Arakawa shakes his arm out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa grabs Syberus' foot and applies an ankle lock! He stands over Syberus, wrenching his foot from side to side.
Syberus bleeds a pool of blood under his face as he reaches out for the ropes. Arakawa twists Syberus foot as the Englishman cries out in pain. Syberus rolls onto his back and kicks him off
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus grabs him by the arm and drops down into a code red armbreaker! Syberus stomps the back of his elbow!
Arakawa yelps in pain, and Syberus drops a kneedrop on Arakawa's arm. Syberus applies a udi-garami judo figure four armlock. Tatsuya Arakawa growls in pain as Syberus presses down on his trapped wrist
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa stomping his foot into the mat and we are thirty seconds away from the end of the second round.
Phil Blauer: (snoring)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa tries to prop his shoulder up but Syberus continues to press him down in the udi-garami. Arakawa hooks his foot around the bottom rope and Ron Reid forces Arakawa to break the figure four armlock.
Syberus pulls him up in a waistlock, but Arakawa pops him with a elbow in the face. He smacks Syberus in the side of the head with an enzuigiri kick! Syberus crashes to the mat, and the bell rings
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Saved by the bell!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. having to drag Syberus over to his corner, while Tatsuya Arakawa elects to stand, showing Syberus how much stamina he has left.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I'm giving this round to Tatsuya Arakawa as well. Arakawa is taking him to the mat as well as battering him with relentless stiff punches.
Adrian Tanner Jr. washes Syberus' cut, trying to clean it up with some bactine. Tom Lux does some more work on Tatsuya Arakawa's arm. The woman walks through with a card reading "Round 3"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus has lost alot of blood and looks a little unclear as to where he is. Arakawa putting on a brave face, but you can tell that arm is bothering him.
Ron Reid signals for the bell, and Syberus and Tatsuya Arakawa charge each other
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "ROUND THREE!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa smashes Syberus underneath the chin with a jumping knee attack! Tatsuya Arakawa climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a Shinjuku Crush kneedrop to his chest!!
The Palm Springs audience boos Tatsuya Arakawa. Syberus staggers to his feet and Arakawa charges him, but Syberus catches him with a powerslam
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus applies a half nelson with a chicken wing, pressing Arakawa's face into the mat with The European Three Quarter Nelson!! Syberus applying pressure to the back of Arakawa's neck while pulling up on his chicken winged arm.
The audience roars as Syberus attempts to go home with The European Three Quarter Nelson. Ron Reid checks in to see if Arakawa wants to tap, but he refuses. Syberus grinds his face into the mat some more
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa drags himself along the canvas far enough so he can grab the ropes. Ron Reid forces him to break The European Three Quarter Nelson, but Syberus just drags him into the center of the ring and applies an upright udi-garami figure four armlock.
Arakawa kicks his legs out aimlessly, as Syberus presses down on his trapped wrist. The audience starts chanting "Let's Go Syberus *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Let's Go Syberus *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Let's Go Syberus *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus puts his feet on the ropes for leverage while pressing down on the udi-garami. Ron Reid looks up and catches him, forcing him to break the figure four armlock. Syberus lays Arkawa's arm out and elbow drops it.
Tatsuya Arakawa gets to his feet with his arm clutched to his chest, unable to protect himself from a sharp DDT! Syberus sits up and soaks in the applause
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus pulls Arakawa up in a half nelson, but Tatsuya tattoos him with a back elbow!
Phil Blauer: (wakes up) Wow! I heard that one in my dream about Brian Austin Green!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus is gonna be dreaming about those elbows for a while. Tatsuya Arakawa follows him into the ropes with a rolling solebutt kick that knocks Syberus over the ropes to the floor below!
The audience boos as Syberus awkwardly topples to the floor below. Tatsuya Arakawa rolls out of the ring, and lifts Syberus up into a hanging suplex. He then vertically drops him headfirst into the cement!! The crowd reacts with horror and Adrian Tanner Jr. curses loudly at Arakawa
Phil Blauer: Mr. Tanner, there are ladies present!
Yolanda Ando: Then could you wear some pants, Phil?
Phil Blauer: In this heat? Bitch you so crazy...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus is a bloody mess now as Tatsuya Arakawa pulls him up to the apron. He front facelocks him and drops back into a DDT off the apron to the concrete!!
Audience collectively lets out an "OH!!" Syberus leaves a basketball sized pool of blood under his face. Arakawa rolls Syberus back into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa runs into the ropes and tags Syberus in the chest with a TAK soccer kick!! Arakawa capitalizes with a jujigatame cross arm scissors!
Syberus cries out in pain as Arakawa rows back with his arm in his legs. Blood drips from his forehead, to the canvas below. Adrian Tanner Jr. poinds on the mat to wake up Syberus. Ron Reid asks him if he wants to submit, but Syberus doesn't respond
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid raises Syberus' limp arm, but he keeps it in the air. Syberus gets to his feet with Arakawa still attached to his arm. Syberus pulls Arakawa up by his arm and lifts him onto his shoulder!!
The audience gives Syberus a standing ovation as he balances with Arakawa on his shoulder, with Syberus' arm still wrapped up in Arakawa's legs. Syberus then drops Arakawa back in a suplex and the Palm Springs fans pop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus wipes some blood out of his eyes and lifts Arakawa up and drops him in a brainbuster!
Tatsuya Arakawa ducks under a punch and drops Syberus on the back of his head with a dangerous backdrop driver!! Tatsuya Arakawa climbs to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. jumps to the apron and shakes the ropes!
Phil Blauer: Corner men can't do that, unless you work for Riddick Bowe!
Guillermo O'Bannon: 10 seconds left in the round. Tatsuya Arakawa swings and connects with a punch to Tanner's face, but is distracted long enough for Syberus to catch him with a Highlight Cutter off the top rope!!
Hardkore Hall lets out a monster pop as Syberus and Tatsuya Arakawa lie next to one another, exhausted. The bell sounds and Tanner and Tom Lux collect their wrestlers
Phil Blauer: What a round!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus and Tatsuya Arakawa taking it up a notch for Palm Springs Punishment 2006!
Tom Lux pulls out some smelling salts to wake up the woozy Tatsuya Arakawa. Lux tells Arakawa, "Time to finish it." Adrian Tanner Jr. tries his best to work on Syberus' cut but it's bleeding quicker than he can clean it. Tanner repeats over & over "Stay on the arm, Syberus. Stay on it." A woman passes by to distract the audience with a card that says "Round 4"
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: That was a tough one, but despite that beating he took on the arena floor, I had to give that one to Syberus.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa is definately glad that round ended when it did. He now has some time to shake out the cob webs and rest up that bad arm.
Ron Reid signals for the bell
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "ROUND FOUR!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa and Syberus lock up. From a standing Collar-and-elbow tie up, Syberus will takes Arakawa's aching arm and twists it into a wrist lock.
Awakawa growls out refusals as Ron Reid asks him if he wants to quit. Syberus turns it into a another hammerlock. He wrenches up on Arakawa's wrist, trying to break his elbow
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa does a go behind and applies a hammerlock of his own. Syberus in turn reverses that, into a full nelson that he takes to the ground. Arakawa's face is ground into the canvas as he's helpless in that full nelson.
Syberus presses Arakawa's face into the mat, while pushing down on the back of his neck. Arakawa fights back up to his feet, and then runs backward, squashing Syberus in the corner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa backs up and then caves in Syberus' face with a running Face Erasure Kick!! Syberus collapses forward, and Tatsuya Arakawa catches him in a guillotine choke!!
The Arakawa fans in the audience pop as Syberus frantically waves his arms looking for escape. Tatsuya Arakawa clamps down on Syberus' throat, his arms like a vice around his neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus trying to hang on but he is quickly running out of oxygen. Luckily the blood and sweat mixture covering Syberus' head allows him to slip out of Arakawa's grip. Arakawa sits up and catches a sharp side kick to the back of the head!
The Palm Springs audience pops at the sound of Syberus' boot catching Arakawa in the skull. Arakawa's side and armpit are covered in Syberus' blood. Syberus kneels on Arakawa's upper back who is laying face down. With the aid of his knee Syberus hyperextends Arakawa's arm with one arm and puts on a wristlock with the other
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus applying both an armbar and a wristlock to both of Arakawa's arms. He applies pressure to Arakawa's worn down wrist, while pulling his armbarred arm towards him.
Phil Blauer: Tatsuya Arakawa in alot of pain here. We knew it was gonna be brutal, we just didn't know how brutal. At least I didn't know. I didn't know they were even wrestling until the production meeting.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus trying to break both of Arakawa's arms, as Ron Reid continues to ask him if he wants to submit. Syberus pulls him up into a double underhook and then drops him with a tiger driver' 91!!
Syberus rolls Arakawa onto his face and then climbs to the top turnbuckle, he wipes some blood out of his eyes and jumps off into a Cinders kneedrop, but Arakawa rolls out of the way!! The audience jeers and boos Arakawa as he climbs to his feet with one arm pinned to his chest
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa irish whips Syberus into the ropes and catches him in the chest with another yakuza kick! He staggers back into the ropes and bounces into another jumping Gamengiri kick!!
Syberus falls through the ropes to the ring below! Hardkore Hall rocks with boos. Tatsuya Arakawa walks out to collect the blood drenched Englishman. He pulls Syberus' head into his legs
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa lifts Syberus up into a high elevation MASSIVE powerbomb on the concrete!!
Even the Syberus fans pop at that move! Adrian Tanner Jr. tries to help Syberus, but Arakawa shoves him into the railing as hard as he can. Syberus' face is covered with blood as he spits it out in order to breathe
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa rolls Syberus back into the ring and climbs up to the apron. Syberus cracks him in the skull with a back elbow, and then suplexes him back into the ring.
Syberus staggers around, unable to see where Arakawa is. His foot bumps into Arakawa on the mat, and Syberus picks him up again. He irish whips him into the ropes and drills him into the mat with a spinebuster
Guillermo O'Bannon: The impact bounces Syberus up onto his feet. Syberus atomic drops Tatsuya Arakawa onto the turnbuckles, facing the audience. He climbs up to the second rope and drops him on his injured shoulder with a super backdrop driver!!
The crowd cheers loudly, a "Let's Go Syberus!" chant starts up but then so does a "Let's Go Tatsuya!" chant. Arakawa rolls around the mat clutching his shoulder. Syberus pulls him up by the hair and irish whips him into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa ducks under a clothesline and counters with an STO! Arakawa pulls a limp Syberus up and irish whips him into the ropes, nearly taking his head of with an Aki Lariot!!
The bell rings. The audience gives both men a standing ovation for a great match. Adrian Tanner Jr. takes one look at Syberus and asks him "Do you wanna continue, man?" Syberus can't answer, he just bleeds. Arakawa has to gingerly lowered onto his stool, the ring boys trying to stabalize his shoulder & elbow. Tom Lux asks Arakawa if he wants to end this. Arakawa shakes his head
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Syberus came back strong in this one, I'm giving him this round. He's been working the arm and keeping himself away from those vicious punches.
Tom Lux whispers in Tatsuya Arakawa's ear while he grimaces in pain from the work his ringoys are doing to his shoulder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa finally starting to show some wear & tear. Ron Reid signals for the bell and round five is ready to begin.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: ROUND FIVE!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa steps into the middle of the ring and blows a red fog in Syberus' eyes!
Phil Blauer: I think that's blood! The Japanese are known to have gingivitis!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus staggering around blinded! Arakawa grabs him from behind and drops down into his rear naked choke!!
The Palm Springs crowd boos. The dueling chants of "Let's Go Syberus!" & "Let's Go Tatsuya!" get louder. Syberus bleeding down Arakawa's arm, while his body trembles. Tatsuya Arakawa clamps down on Syberus' throat, leaning back as far as he can. Ron Reid asks Syberus if he wants to tap out, but he refuses. Adrian Tanner Jr. can't see a blinded and blood drenched Syberus getting out of this or quitting and jumps on the apron
Adrian Tanner Jr.: Come on, stop this! He can't even see!
Referee Ron Reid: I can't, he has to quit. Jonnie said. See? I wrote it on my hand.
The chants get louder: "Let's Go Syberus!" "Let's Go Tatsuya!" "Let's Go Syberus!" "Let's Go Tatsuya!" "Let's Go Syberus!" "Let's Go Tatsuya!" Tatsuya Arakawa tightens his grip, and Syberus sprays out some blood to try and breathe. Tanner sees that and tosses a towel into the ring! The Hardkore Hall audience boos
Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. has thrown in the towel!
Guillermo O'Bannon: But Syberus grabs the towel and tosses it back out of the ring! Syberus driving his elbows into Arakawa's mid-section, over & over until Arakawa is forced to break the rear naked choke.
The crowd cheers and Tatsuya Arakawa pulls a blood drenched, trembling Syberus. He spins into a uraken, but Syberus ducks it. He kicks Arakawa in the stomach
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus double underhooks Arakawa's arms and then drops down to one knee for the Sunday Morning Stretch!! He pulls Arakawa's butterflied arms up towards his head, hyperextending Arakawa's injured shoulder.
The front row of the audience slaps the railing, chanting "TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!!" Syberus plants his knee in Arakawa's stomach and pulls up on his double underhooked arms. Ron Reid asks Arakawa if he wants to tap out but he refuses
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus stands up slightly and readjusts his grip, so he can drop back down with a better Sunday Morning. Tatsuya Arakawa quits!
The bell rings and the Palm Springs fans cheer. “Some Might Say" by Oasis plays and Adrian Tanner Jr. leaps into the ring to collect a blinded and bloody Syberus
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 25 minutes 31 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...SYBERUS!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus takes out Tatsuya Arakawa in his style of match! The Great Syberus has returned and quite possibly stolen the show!
The camera shows a pully device over the ring attached to a noose
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the first ever Hang Em High Match for the Hardkore West Coast Championship. Lonewolf McNeely and Paul Soutter will try and hang one another, the first one to get their opponent's feet over the top rope wins.
Phil Blauer: Earlier tonight, I tested it out on Boone to make sure it works.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: The pool of urine underneath the noose proves it works.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely defeated Soutter for the Hardkore West Coast title in a brutal barbed wire match in Las Vegas back in January. If that match was any indication of what we have in store for us tonight, fans will have have a treat.
Phil Blauer: It's always a treat when two men try to strangle one another to death on pay-per-view.
"Rip It Up" by 28 Days plays and the audience roars. Soutter steps through the curtain and slaps their hands on the way down to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter had a great run in the Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup with Rated X until they were defeated by The Un-Stable in the third round. After that, X and The Fatman blamed one another for the loss and a violent brawl ensued. Rated X and Paul Soutter have some unfinished business, but tonight he's focusing his attention on getting his West Coast title back.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is the first ever Hang Em High Match; The first one to hang his opponent and pull him up until his feet were over the top rope wins the HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 428 pounds...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL SOUTTER!!"
The Palm Springs fans cheer wildly while Soutter pumps them up on the second turnbuckle. Then sounds of a crying woman are heard as we then see pyro going off to and the arena lights begin to flicker. Blood lines stream down the video tron. Then "See You Dead" by Helmet begins playing and Lonewolf McNeely walks out with the Hardkore West Coast title belt in his hand. He jumps on the ropes and pulls out a knife from his shorts and slices it across his chest and draws a smile amount of blood as he enters the ring. He yells at the referee and gives two fingers to the fans at ringside spitting more blood on the ground
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely has had alot of time to rest, since he and his partner Robert Hunglestien III walked out of their first match with L.S.D. He recently traveled back to Australia to wrestle a match for SWAT, defeating The Jackal at the Dandenong Basketball Stadium. He also lost a quick match to Sun in the first round of UWA's Tournament for the Trophy at the Big Sandy Superstore Arena in Huntington, West Virginia. So he's got the stamina edge over Soutter who has been through hell with matches with Rated X.
Yolanda Ando: Lonewolf McNeely wearing some black leather shorts with Rain's name in blood on the rear, black boots with a wolf on the sides and black fringe hanging off the sides.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...LONEWOLF MCNEELY!!!"
The Palm Springs fans boo Lonewolf McNeely. Soutter gives his vest to Ron Reid, and Lonewolf McNeely blindsides him with a spinning heel kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely tries to lift Soutter but he's much too heavy.
Phil Blauer: I could have told you that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter bearhugs Lonewolf McNeely. Soutter tries to squeeze the life out of McNeely!
McNeely cries out in pain, then punches his way out of the bearhug. He smashes Soutter in the face with a elbow underneath the eye
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely applies an oriental spike to Soutter's throat. Soutter goes down to one knee, choking & gagging.
Referee Mike Peters looks on powerlessly. Soutter flips him over into a belly to belly suplex! The fans come alive
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter inverted atomic drops McNeely, making him do a silly little dance.
Phil Blauer: Won't be so silly when he's pissing blood. Take it from one who knows.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter front facelocks McNeely, but Lonewolf drops down to one knee and low blows the Master of the Powerslam! McNeely pops him upside the head with a superkick!
Soutter clutches his ear where McNeely kicked him. Lonewolf inverted facelocks Soutter and drops into a reverse DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely steps through the ropes out onto the apron, then catapults himself over the ropes into an elbow drop!
McNeely goes for an exploder but Soutter's too heavy. Soutter elbows McNeely in the ear, and then headbutts him in the face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter irish whips McNeely into the ropes and takes him out with a flying spin kick!
Phil Blauer: Pretty agile.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: For Soutter?
Phil Blauer: For a guy who just had an entire chicken.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter full nelsons McNeely and then drives him facefirst with 400 pounds on top of him!
Soutter pulls Lonewolf McNeely up and puts the noose around his neck. The Palm Springs fans pop
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely about to be hung, but McNeely fights his way out of it with a shotei palm strike! McNeely gets his head out of the noose and takes Soutter over in a fireman's carry.
Lonewolf McNeely applies a dragon clutch, cranking back on his head. The fans boo him as he snarls back at them. McNeely plants his feet and pulls back on the head & neck of Soutter
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely sits on Soutter's back, sitting as far back as he can with the dragon clutch. He pulls Soutter up and irish whips him into the ropes, and catches him flush in the chest with a yakuza kick!
Soutter no-sells it and pounds his chest like a barbarian. McNeely looks at him with disbelief and then charges him, but Soutter catches him with a powerslam!! The audience pops like crazy
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter presses Lonewolf McNeely over his head and tosses him over the ropes to the concrete below!!!
McNeely bounces off the concrete with a sickening thud. He tries to sit up, and then just falls back down. Soutter tosses McNeely into the railing so hard it folds in, cramping the legs of the people in the front row
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter climbs up on the apron and then leaps off Soutter-lanching Lonewolf McNeely against the railing!!
The crowd cheers wildly as McNeely and the fans behind him scream in pain. Soutter DDTs McNeely's skull into the concrete!! Hardkore Hall chants "SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter rolls McNeely back into the ring who seems to be busted open from that DDT. He climbs back into the ring and gets up on the second rope. Soutter hops off the second turnbuckle with a bonzai drop but McNeely puts his boot up into Soutter's groin!
Soutter clutches his grapes, and McNeely climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He inverted facelocks him and flips forward into a diamond dust
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sands of Time!! Lonewolf McNeely puts that noose around Soutter's throat and begins pulling on the rope. Soutter being strangled!
Phil Blauer: McNeely having some trouble lifting 428 pounds with a rope. Pussy.
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely looks tired and just drops Soutter to the mat. He tries to scoop Soutter up but Soutter rains down on his back with powerful forearms. Soutter climbs up to the top rope, but McNeely cracks him in the face with an elbow shot!
Soutter is crotched on the top turnbuckle. Lonewolf McNeely climbs to the second turnbuckles. He drills Soutter's head into the mat with a brainbuster off the second rope!! The Palm Springs crowd reacts with shock as Mike Peters hops from the impact
Guillermo O'Bannon: A busted open McNeely puts the rope around Soutter's neck and begins trying to lift this giant peice of Aussie up to the rafters. McNeely has Soutter up!
Soutter's legs kick from lack of oxygen as McNeely tries to lift him up, finally McNeely's arms give out and he drops Soutter. He lifts Soutter up in a bodyslam but Soutter falls on top of him with all that weight
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter irish whips McNeely into the ropes and the West Coast champ runs into a wall of a shoulderblock. Soutter lifts McNeely up in a hanging suplex and then drops it with a little twist to make it that much more painful.
McNeely sits up with blood running down in face and his back in heaps of pain. Soutter scoops him up for a running powerslam, but when he gets to the center of the ring, McNeely falls on his feet behind him with an inverted facelock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely twists him into a roll the dice!! He maintains the inverted facelock and applies a dragon sleeper. He clamps down on Soutter's weakened neck.
The crowd chants "Fuck You Lonewolf! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Lonewolf! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Lonewolf! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" McNeely spits at the front row, and readjusts his grip
Phil Blauer: Soutter has had his neck hung more than Michael Hutchence in this match. The dragon sleeper can not feel good around that burned skin.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter reaches up and rakes McNeely's eyes. Soutter gets popped on the top of the head with a mongolian chop. Soutter kicks him in the stomach and Soutter gut wrench suplexes McNeely.
Soutter headlocks him and bulldogs him into the center of the ring! A blood smear is left on the canvas from where McNeely's face hit it. Soutter puts the noose over his neck, but only pulls him up to where he's standing, then ties the rope to the top rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter runs and Soutter Spears a helpless Lonewolf McNeely, but McNeely just has to twirl with that rope around his neck!!
The audience celebrates as McNeely twirls around helplessly, kicking his legs out. Soutter unties the rope from the top rope. McNeely wraps his legs around the second rope, preventing Soutter from hanging him over the top rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter gives up and drops McNeely. He irish whips him into the ropes, but McNeely ducks under a clothesline. Lonewolf came back from the other side with a hart attack clothesline!
The audience chants "WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH?" Soutter gets up but McNeely dives at his knee, clipping it from behind
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely applies a cross knee scissors to Soutter's leg. He wrenches the big man's foot, trying to twist his bigger knee. Soutter sits up and tries to scoot towards the rope, so McNeely pulls up on his knee.
McNeely turns Soutter over onto his stomach, and switches it up into an inverted indian deathlock. Lonewolf leans back on Soutter's twisted legs, smacking him on the back of his head. The Palm Springs fans continue to chant "WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH?" McNeely points out a few fans for later beatings
Phil Blauer: They must be talking about Hunglestien.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely wearing down Soutter's knee.
Phil Blauer: Hey! He needs to not walk up stairs with those!
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely stands up and bridges back into an oriental crossbow. He pulls up on Soutter's head as blood from his upside down forehead drips down on Soutter's face.
The fans boo and jeer as McNeely rocks with Soutter's head & legs. Lonewolf releases him and pulls him up to his feet. He hits him with a couple of stiff forearms in the chest. He spins around into a roaring elbow, but Soutter ducks and hurls him across the ring with a monster german suplex!! The audience erupts! Soutter points at McNeely, as the West Coast Champ scoots away, begging off
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter tired of laying on the mat getting his legs broken. He irish whips McNeely into the ropes and tiltawhirls him into a Soutterwalk Slam!!
The Palm Springs audience cheers wildly, chanting "SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!!" Soutter limps through the ropes and disgustedly wipes McNeely's blood off of his face. Soutter grabs a chair and walks back into the ring. He sticks the chair in between the top and second turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter irish whips McNeely into the turnbuckles with that chair in the corner!! He follows him in with a hard avalanche!!
The fans pop hard as McNeely staggers out of the corner, then collapses on the mat facefirst. Soutter places a knee in the small of his back, putting all 428 pounds of his weight on them, then he reaches forward and applies a kneeling dragon sleeper, while keeping pressure on the back as well
Guillermo O'Bannon: Souttermission! Soutter pulls up on McNeely's head while maintaining his knee in his spine.
Phil Blauer: Like sex with his wife, Mike Peters can do nothing but look on helplessly.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter rocks back with Lonewolf's head in his arm. McNeely scratches at Soutter's arm to get him to break the Souttermission. It just makes The Master of the Powerslam pull back on his head harder.
Paul Soutter pulls him up and puts the noose over McNeely's head. McNeely grabs Soutter by the head and chicken wings his arm behind his back. He drops down into a chicken wing jawbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely gives him a spinning toe hold, but Soutter kicks him off into the turnbuckles. McNeely staggers out of the corner into a sit out chokeslam!!
Soutter runs at him with a double ax handle, but McNeely is waiting for him with a kick to the stomach. He drills Soutter's head into the mat with an implant DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bleeding Lonewolf McNeely climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes crashing down across Soutter's face with a leg drop!!
McNeely waistlocks him but can't lift him. Soutter back elbows him in the face. Soutter knees him in the groin, then kneelifts him in the face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter grabs him by the legs and spins him around in to a inverted giant swing until he's parallel to him and then drops him in a wheelbarrow german suplex!!
The Palm Springs crowd cheers. Soutter runs into the ropes and comes down with a Soutter Splash, and McNeely puts his knees up into Soutter's stomach! McNeely sticks his knees into Soutter's back and applies an reverse bow & arrow
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely pulls up on Soutter's twisted feet and head. He rocks back & forth, grinding his knees into Soutter's spine. He re-adjusts his grip and pulls up on his feet & head. McNeely releases it and climbs to the top turnbuckle from inside the ring. Lonewolf McNeely backflips into a moonsault body press!!
McNeely waits for Soutter to get to his feet and then tags him with a crane kick
Phil Blauer: Crane kick! Crane kick! In the tradition of Daniel Daniel LaRusso and Hillary Swank!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Soutter shakes the ropes and crotches him on the turnbuckles. Paul Soutter climbs to the second turnbuckles and gives him a Soutterplex!!
Palm Springs fans roar, McNeely bleeds a pool of blood where his head rests. Soutter pulls him up and drives him into the mat with a powerbomb!! No rest for the wicked, as he irish whips McNeely into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter catches McNeely with a spinebuster!! He wraps the noose around McNeely's neck and begins hanging him!
The crowd cheers wildly chanting "HANG EM!! HANG EM!! HANG EM!! HANG EM!! HANG EM!!" McNeely rakes Soutter's eyes to get out of it. McNeely hits the ground and spins into a discus punch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely irish whips him into the ropes and twirls into a back roundhouse kick! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press!!
The fans boo and jeer Lonewolf McNeely. He wipes some blood out of his eyes and waits for Soutter to get to his knees. When he does McNeely swings around into a shining wizard
Phil Blauer: The Flesh Cut!! The move that defeated Soutter in that horrific barbed wire match in Las Vegas!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely wraps the noose around Soutter's neck and begins trying to lift Soutter, but he still can't lift him.
Robert Hunglestien III runs down to the ring, slides under the ropes and begins helping him. Both men are able to begin lifting Soutter up towards the ceiling
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter's feet is almost past the ropes and...the rope snaps!!
The Palm Springs Convention Center roars as Soutter crashes to the mat!! The the Hardkore World ring crew panics, trying to get a new rope over the pulley. Hunglestien & McNeely curse and begin double teaming Paul Soutter
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely holds Soutter in a double chicken wing as Robert Hunglestien III cracks him with elbow smash after elbow smash!
Phil Blauer: It's The Un-Stable!
Adrian Tanner Jr., Andrew Karnage, and Kilroy Evans run down to the ring and the audience goes wild. Robert Hunglestien III grabs a chair and keeps them from entering the ring. Kilroy Evans gets to the apron and catches a roundhouse kick to the face
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely and Robert Hunglestien III have misjudged this move here and are now surrounded by The Un-Stable. McNeely pulls Soutter up...
Robert Hunglestien III cracks Lonewolf McNeely in the back of the head with his chair!! The Palm Springs fans erupt in cheers and a bloody McNeely staggers around the ring dazed
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter scoops McNeely up and runs him into the center of the ring with a powerslam!!
Phil Blauer: That was a 5.0 on the richter scale!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter flips McNeely up into a dominator he calls The Soutter Splat!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Adrian Tanner Jr. and Andrew Karnage put their arms around Robert Hunglestien III and walk back up to the ramp. Kilroy Evans follows behind them looking confused, rubbing his face where Lonewolf McNeely kicked him. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Soutter firman's carries McNeely up on his shoulder. He swings him around into an F5 onto the chair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter hits a Down Under Drop on a steel chair!! Soutter pumphandles him up into a Soutter Special!!
The fans chant "SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!!" as Soutter puts the noose over Lonewolf McNeely's head. He puts all of his raw power into lifting a blood drenched McNeely over the top rope, and tie it off to the rope. Mike Peters signals for the bell
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter Hangs Em High!!
"Rip It Up" by 28 Days plays as the Palm Springs fans celebrate. Mike Peters hands Soutter his West Coast title belt back
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 21 minutes 11 seconds, THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND ONCE AGAIN HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL SOUTTER!!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Hardkore West Coast title is back around the waist of The Centre of Attention!
Paul Soutter leaves Lonewolf McNeely swinging with his arms limp at his sides while he celebrates on the second rope with his Hardkore West Coast Championship. James Fierce and The Shootfighter run down to the ring to help him celebrate
Guillermo O'Bannon: The KGB hit the ring to congratulate the big man, and next he has the newcomer Ryan Champion to defend against in Albuquerque, New Mexico!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up next is a match sure to be a show stealer. Two time former Hardkore World Champion Tamara Sanchez, Divas Unleashed's Tracee Nguyen and CME Women's Champion Jane Tyrra are chasing after five time Hardkore World Champion's "Sexy" Anjanette Turner's title belt hanging over the ring. Turner and Sanchez know each other well, but these two new girls could be the wild card in this match.
The Palm Springs Convention Center goes pitch black. Seconds later, pyros go off right when "New Disease" by Spineshank hits. Tracee is standing in the middle at the top of the ramp. She makes her way down towards the ring running, slides in and stands atop on each turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tracee Nguyen is on loan from Divas Unleashed, a all female wrestling group out of Las Vegas. She's part of Keiko Nakamura's crew, Joshi Revolution, and looking to win her first championship on the World's biggest pay-per-view tonight.
Phil Blauer: Fresh meat!
Yolanda Ando: Tracee wears pink vinyl bra with a fishnet shirt over it. Her bottom's a black and pink plaid shortskirt with fishnet stockings. Also consists black boots with a pink lace-up.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Ladder Match is for the HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, representing Divas Unleashed; from Parts Unknown, Texas; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 125 pounds...TRACEE NGUYEN!!!"
The audience boos. "Without Me" by Eminem hits as the Palm Springs crowd cheers. Jane Tyrra walks out to a huge pop. Jane Tyrra enters the ring and raises her CME Women's Championship
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra is the girlfriend of Meister, who is over in Japan right now, as we saw him participate in the Hardkore Nippon Junior Heavyweight Title rumble. Tonight she's on her own with four of the most dangerous women on the West Coast, looking to add to her title collection.
Yolanda Ando: ong black tights with a blue stripe on each side, and a blue tanktop. She also wears a necklace around her neck, with an 'M' pendant attached to it, as a show of love for her boyfriend Miester. The CWE Women's Championship is slung over her shoulder.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Chicago, Illinois; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 160 pounds; She is The Current CME Women's Champion...JANE TYRRA!!!"
The Palm Springs fans cheer, then the lights in Hardkore Hall start to flicker, red and blue pyro explodes and "Always" by Saliva hits and a spotlight points on Tamara Sanchez standing in the entrance. The spotlight drives up her body, while she performs the Clique sign. She runs down the ramp, sliding into the ring where she jumps up the top turnbuckle glaring at her two opponents
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez lost her Hardkore World Women's Championship to "Sexy" Anjanette Turner in a triple cage match in Portland, Oregon and is hot to get it back.
Phil Blauer: At last year's Palm Springs Punishment, Tammy lost her title to Xyrynth in a falls count anywhere match. She's looking to tie up her PSP record.
Yolanda Ando: Tammy is wearing black hot pants and a red top with spaghetti sleeves, appropriately saying "BITCH" on the front in black letters & red boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From New York City; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
"Warning" by The Notorious B.I.G. plays and the Palm Springs crowd roars. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner steps out with her belt in the air, soaking in the cheers from the fans
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner won her fifth Hardkore World Women's Championship in Portland, a feat no other wrestler or team has ever done in Hardkore World's 19 year history. Tonight she has to be the first to get that belt or she'll be unsuccessful in the all-important first title defense.
Yolanda Ando: Anjanette Turner is in a laser red two piece bathing suit, red boots, hair in a fish tail braid.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Now residing in Las Vegas, Nevada; Standing 5 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 130 pounds; She is The Current HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...'SEXY' ANJANETTE TURNER!!!"
The Palm Springs fans cheer, and Ron Reid signals for the bell. Tamara Sanchez comes from behind Tracee Nguyen with a belly to back suplex. She irish whips Anjanette Turner into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra clotheslines Turner! Tracee Nguyen is back up and lays into Tammy's chest with a few chops.
Anjanette Turner grabs the ladder and tosses it into Tamara Sanchez & Tracee Nguyen! Turner lays the ladder over Tammy's body
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner gets a running start and handsprings into a backflip splash on the ladder & Sanchez!!
The Palm Springs fans cheer. Turner gets up and picks up the ladder and turns around into a spinning heel kick from Jane Tyrra that knocks the ladder into her face!! The crowd cheers louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra scoops Tamara Sanchez up and drops her on her knee with a backbreaker. She irish whips Tammy into the ropes, but Sanchez comes back with a scissors kick!
The audience boos. Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Tracee Nguyen and Anjanette Turner to get to their feet. Sanchez leaps off the top with a flying crossbody to both ladies
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez irish whips Tracee Nguyen but she reverses the whip and shoots Tammy into the turnbuckles. Tracee follows her in with a hard clothesline!
Tamara Sanchez staggers out and falls flat on her face. Tracee Nguyen backs into "Sexy" Anjanette Turner who drops her headfirst on the ladder with a backdrop driver
Phil Blauer: You can hear the sound of Tracee's head banging into that ladder in the men's room. I just came from there. Nachos. You don't buy em, you rent em.
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner half nelsons Nguyen from behind and drops her on her head with a t-bone suplex!
The audience cheers. Turner turns around into a springboard flying head scissors from Jane Tyrra! The pop gets louder. Tyrra irish whips Tracee Nguyen into the corner so hard that she falls on her ass
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra climbs to the top turnbuckle while Tamara Sanchez drags the ladder over and places the ladder over Nguyen's face. Tyrra leaps off the top turnbuckle with a spin kick to the chair, smashing it into Tracee's face!!
The crowd cheers wildly as Nguyen's face slumps against the bottom rope. Jane Tyrra grabs Anjanette Turner by the face with a front facelock and climbs to the second rope. She jumps off into a tornado DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra walks right into a superkick by Tamara Sanchez! Tammy climbs to the top turnbuckle and catches Anjanette Turner on the button with a missle dropkick!
Sanchez scoops Tyrra up and drills her head into the mat with a tombstone piledriver. Tracee Nguyen pulls Anjanette Turner by her braid and slaps her hard across the face! The fans let out a collective "OH!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tracee Nguyen irish whips Anjanette into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana, but Turner catches her by the legs and powerbombs her!! She holds onto her hands & legs and powerbombs Nguyen on the ladder!!
Nguyen arches her back in agony, and the audience chants "SEXY ANJ! SEXY ANJ! SEXY ANJ! SEXY ANJ! SEXY ANJ!" Anjanette Turner climbs up to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a roundhouse kick to Tammy's face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner whacks Tammy in the side of the head with an enzuigiri! She pulls the ladder of Sanchez's face and Jane Tyrra comes off the top turnbuckle with a leg drop to the ladder over Tammy's head!!
The audience celebrates with jubilation as the hated female superstar stomps her feet into the mat while clutching her face. Turner pulls her up by the hair and sits her up on the top turnbuckle. Anjanette climbs to the second rope in front of Sanchez
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner goes for a superbomb, but Tammy reverses it into a rana off the top turnbuckle!! Tracee Nguyen gives Turner a couple vicious stomps to the head for that powerbomb on the ladder.
Nguyen goes for a suplex on the ladder, but Anj blocks it with her calf. Turner reverses it with suplex then dropped into a falcon arrow! Meanwhile, Tyrra sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra climbs to the middle of the ladder and comes off with a flying elbow drop to Nguyen's chest!
Hardkore Hall cheers. Tyrra climbs up the ladder trying to grab the belt. Anjanette Turner sees that and climbs up the ladder after her. They both meet at the top and start exchanging punches
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra and Turner on the top of the ladder giving as good as their getting. Tyrra grabs around her head, and jumps off the ladder with a side effect with a Tyrra Effect!!
The Palm Springs fans go wild! Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top of the ladder and waits for everyone to get to their feet. Sanchez backflips into a moonsault onto Tyrra, Nguyen, and Turner!!! The crowd gets louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez folds up the ladder and lies it over Jane Tyrra's body. Sanchez runs into the ropes, hops onto the middle of the second rope, and backflips into a lionsault on the ladder & Jane!!
Both Tyrra and Sanchez lie next to one another, clutching their bodies. Sanchez staggers to her feet, and Tracee Nguyen jumping kicks her in her calf. Tammy screams in pain and drops to the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner grabs Sanchez's other leg, and drops down into a figure four leglock! She clamps down on Tammy's twisted legs, while Nguyen stomps her about Sanchez's head & legs.
Jane Tyrra catches Nguyen from behind with a german suplex! Sanchez cries out in pain while Turner continues to press down on her ankle. Jane sets the ladder up next to them
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra comes off the top of the ladder with a splash to Sanchez's twisted legs while Turner holds her in a figure four!!
Tamara Sanchez screams out in pain as she clutches at her recently surgically reconstructed kneecap. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off, catching Tracee Nguyen with a helicopter rana!! The fans pop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra kicks Turner in the stomach and drops her with a stunner! Tracee Nguyen knocks over the ladder and sets it up in the center of the ring. Nguyen headlocks Sanchez and running bulldogs her facefirst on the ladder!!
Sanchez clutches her face, and Tracee Nguyen pulls her up by the hair and irish whips her into the ropes. She dips down for a backdrop, but Sanchez butterflies her arms
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez double underhook DDTs Nguyen's face into the canvas! Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and then dives off with a flying headbutt to Tracee's face!
Sanchez lifts Anjanette in a hanging suplex then drops her on her head with a brainbuster! She pulls Turner up by the braid, but Anj ducks under a punch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner sambo suplexes Tamara Sanchez! Tracee Nguyen climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jane Tyrra punches her in the stomach, crotching her on the turnbuckle.
Anjanette Turner climbs to the second turnbuckle and gut wrench superplexes her to the mat! She turns the ladder over and drags it near the corner. Turner fireman's carries Sanchez onto her shoulders and sits her on the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sexy Anj climbs to the second rope with her back to Tammy. She lifts her up into an inverted crucifix and jumps off with a reverse facefirst tigerbomb from the second rope on to the ladder!!
Hardkore Hall chants "SEXY ANJ! SEXY ANJ! SEXY ANJ! SEXY ANJ! SEXY ANJ!" Turner rolls Tammy over onto the ladder. Jane Tyrra climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a frog splash to Tammy on the ladder!! Tammy rolls over on her side, coughing
Phil Blauer: Tammy's flatter than a pancake! Because of the frog splash, obviously. Not the cruel hand that fate dealt Callista Flockheart.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra snap suplexes Tracee Nguyen. She irish whips Nguyen into the ropes and drives her onto the ladder with a sidewalk slam!
Jane Tyrra climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press, but Tracee Nguyen rolls out of the way and Tyrra's chest hits the railing!! Nguyen lifts Tyrra up into a brainbuster and drops her headfirst
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nguyen climbs up to the top turnbuckles and backflips into a moonsault press to Sanchez & Turner!! Tracee irish whips Sanchez into the ropes and then drops her chestfirst onto the ladder with a flapjack!!
Tammy rolls around, clutching her chest. Anjanette Turner lifts Jane Tyrra up into a gory special, then drops to her knees, drilling Tyrra's head into the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner waistlocks Tyrra and lifts her up into a german suplex, but Tyrra lands on her feet and cracks Turner upside her head with a superkick!
Tracee Nguyen sets the ladder up in the center of the ring. Tamara Sanchez scoops jane Tyrra up and drops her on her head with a michinoku driver II! Nguyen climbs to the top of the ladder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tracee Nguyen backflips into a shooting star press off the ladder on Jane Tyrra!!
Phil Blauer: That's Tammy's move! And she doesn't look happy!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nguyen lifts Jane Tyrra up in her widow's peak called The South Texas Deathride but it gets broken up by a spear from Tamara Sanchez!
Sanchez sits over Tracee, cursing in German about stealing the 7 Year Inch. Anjanette grabs her from behind in an inverted facelock and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. She jumps off into her inverted tornado DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Turner Tornado!! Turner climbs up the ladder towards her belt, but after all the punishment she's absorbed she's taking much too long. Sanchez limping up the ladder on the other side...Tammy meets her at the top and smashes her in the face with a few punches. Tamara pulls Anj's head into her legs in a piledriver position, then flips over the top of the ladder with her Mexican Destroyer!!!
Hardkore Hall blows the roof off and chants "TAM-MY!! TAM-MY!! TAM-MY!! TAM-MY!! TAM-MY!!" Sanchez limps up to the ladder and grabs the belt! Ron Reid signals for the bell and "Alive" by Saliva plays
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 27 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND ONCE AGAIN HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez wins the World Championship for a third time!
Tammy stands on the ladder with her belt lofted high in the air as "Alive" continues to play. The Palm Springs fans boo her
A steel cage lowers over the ring as the ring crew furiously puts the finishing touches on it
Guillermo O'Bannon: In Las Vegas, JoJo Sushi defended his belt in a threeway dance against Anzu & Rising Sun.
Phil Blauer: Anzu of course, turned out to be Nick Knight.
Guillermo O'Bannon: In that match, Sun came within a hair of winning the Light Heavyweight Championship if it wasn't for the interference of his father and midget.
Phil Blauer: Everyone needs help from their midget counterpart.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Another diet Slice, sir?
Phil Blauer: No, but you're close. I'd like a Crystal Pepsi.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: But they don't make that anymore.
Phil Blauer: THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM!!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tonight, there's a steel cage protecting Sun from all of JoJo's family, but no one to protect JoJo from Sun.
"Thesis of a Cruel Angel" by Yoko Takahashi plays and the Palm Springs fans cheer. Sun walks out and is nearly blown back by the huge applause he recieves. A fan holds up a sign that says "Palm Springs Loves the Sun"
Phil Blauer: Someone kick that kid out of here.
Guillermo O'Bannon: First Sun won UWA's Tournament for The Tropy in West Virginia. Then Sun almost defeated Reverend Cornelius Marsh for the SWAT Death Match title in Springfield, Massachusetts in a brutal match. He then went on to take the Hardkore Nippon Grand Championship belt off of Johnny Lee Harley. He's on a HUGE roll right now, and JoJo Sushi has to do anything he can to stop him.
Yolanda Ando: Sun wears a purple martial arts gi and a “vega” style mask. The Mask is white with a red dot in the center mimicking the Japanese Flag. He wears two Shuko Ninja Claws on each hands and carries a bag of Martial Arts weapons.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Steel Cage Match is for the HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Cheshire, Connecticut; Standing 6 feet; Weighing 190 pounds; He is the Current SWAT World Death Match Champion and HARDKORE NIPPON GRAND CHAMPION...SUN!!!"
The audience gives him a HUGE pop as he stands on the top of the cage, pumping them up. Then a casio keyboard version of "Nutbush City Limits" by Tina Turner begins playing. "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi steps through the curtain and the Palm Springs crowd gives him a huge ovation. His dad, Dr. Tojo Sushi walks behind him playing the keyboard, with a mic headset. The Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship belt's dazzle is only dulled by his sparkling platinum mullet. His midget counterpart Lil Jo walks out dancing
"The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi (singing) A church house gin house
A school house outhouse
On highway number nineteen
The people keep the city clean
They call it nutbush, oh nutbush
They call it nutbush city limits
Twenty-five for speed limit
Motorcicle not allowed in it
You go to store on friday
You go to church on sunday
They call it nutbush, oh nutbush
They call it nutbush city limits
You go to the fields on weekdays
And have a picnic on labor day
You go to town on saturday
And go to church every sunday
They call it nutbush, oh nutbush
They call it nutbush city limits
No whiskey for sale
If you get drunk no bail
Salt pork and molasses
Is all you get in jail
They call it nutbush, oh nutbush
They call it nutbush city limits
A little old town in tennessee
A quiet little community
A one-horse town
You have to watch what you’re putting down
In old nutbush, oh nutbush
The crowd gives JoJo Sushi a standing ovation with Tojo & Lil Jo clapping the loudest. He bows to every side of Hardkore Hall
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi getting in on the Verne Gagne action and put the Hardkore Nippon Grand Tag Team titles on both he and his father.
Phil Blauer: Looks like he's been working so hard on JoJo Sushi presents Hardkore Nippon that he's let himself go. Look at that gut. He looks like Tom Arnold with a platinum mullet.
Yolanda Ando: JoJo Sushi wears an elaborate green robe with “The Big Ragoo” in jeweled script on the back. He wears old school trunks with “J J” on the hip. His Hardkore Nippon Grand Tag Team title belt slung over his shoulder with the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title belt strapped around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And accompanied to the ring by his father, Dr. Tojo Sushi and Lil Jo; From Bad Street, Japan; Standing 5 feet 9 inches tall; Weighing 222 pounds; He is One Half of the HARDKORE NIPPON GRAND TAG TEAM CHAMPION & The Current HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...'THE BIG RAGOO' JOJO SUSHI!!!"
Ron Reid locks the cage door and signals for the bell. Sun hammers JoJo with a few punches and then kicks him in the stomach. Sun kneelifts JoJo in the face
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi gets up and locks up with Sun with a collar & elbow tie-up. Sushi gets the advantage with a side headlock. He grinds his forearm into Sun's temple.
Sun pushes JoJo off into the ropes, but JoJo hangs onto the headlock. Sun slips out into a full nelson
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun dragon suplexes JoJo Sushi!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(JoJo Sushi gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun irish whips JoJo Sushi into the ropes and takes him out with a flying leg lariot!
Sun irish whips JoJo Sushi into the ropes again and hits him with a crossbody, but JoJo catches him and powerslams him! He butterflies Sun's arms and tosses him across the ring with a double underhook JoJo-plex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun sits up and JoJo flips over him with a chiropracter crunch. But Sun rolls out of the way of The Hiroshima Fistdrop!
The crowd pops as JoJo clutches his hand in pain. Sun runs behind him with an enzuigiri kick to the back of his head. Sushi staggers around dazed as Sun runs into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun tumbles forward into a rolling thunder lariot!! Sun scoops him up in a bodyslam, but JoJo catches him on the way down with an inside cradle!
Phil Blauer: He's got the second rope, Honkytonk style!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Ron Reid notices JoJo's hand on the ropes)
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi lifts Sun up in a hanging suplex...
JoJo shows Sun to all four sides of Hardkore Hall before dropping him to the mat! He then grabs a chinlock and settles in
Phil Blauer: JoJo applies The Chinlock For Years.
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo pulls up on the chinlock while Reid checks to make sure it's not a choke. He whips his body up to apply even more pressure to his neck & jaw.
Palm Springs claps in unison to root Sun on. Sun works his way up to his feet and jams his elbow into Sushi's stomach. He lifts JoJo up on his shoulders in a fireman's carry, then drops him on his head with a death valley bomb
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun tosses JoJo across the ring with a deep arm drag. Another one pitches him into the cage facefirst!
Phil Blauer: He's busted open!
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo staggers back into a big boot to the face by Sun! He irish whips Sushi into the ropes and catches him with a flying body press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun leans JoJo Sushi against the ropes and dives at him with a clothesline off the ropes, but JoJo catches him and flapjacks his face into the steel cage wall!!
Phil Blauer: He's busted open too!
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi drops a Hiroshima Fistdrop to Sun's laceration over his eye. A second one entitles The Nagasaki Fistdrop busts Sun open even further with those razor sharp knuckles!
Sun sits up with blood running down his face. JoJo Sushi sticks his knees into Sun's back and bridges him up into a Jo and Arrow! JoJo pulls back on Sun's head & legs
Phil Blauer: Ron Reid checks in to see if Sun submits but he's getting no sale.
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi begins rolling Sun around the mat with the Jo and Arrow. JoJo pulls him up into a belly to back JoJoplex!
Sun rolls onto his feet, dazed and walks right into a belly to belly JoJoplex! He pulls Sun up for a JoJobomb, but Sun reverses it into a huracanrana! Sun begins climbing up the cage wall
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun trying to climb out of the cage, he gets up halfway before JoJo Sushi comes up from behind with a low blow that peels the Hardkore Nippon Champion off the cage!
Dr. Tojo Sushi pokes his cane through the chain link fence to his son. JoJo takes a baseball swing at Sun, but he ducks it! Sun responds with a roundhouse kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun irish whips JoJo into the ropes and tiltawhirls him into a quebradora con hilo backbreaker!
Sun swings around into a corkscrew legdrop, but JoJo rolls out of the way! JoJo Sushi applies a chicken wing crossface. He pulls up on Sun's wrist and clamps down on his throat
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo drags Sun into the center of the ring with a chicken wing crossface german suplex!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody JoJo Sushi irish whips Sun into the turnbuckles. He charges after him, but Sun leaps over him and steps on the back of his head! JoJo staggers out and gets taken out with a spinning punch! Sun backflips into a standing moonsault!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun runs into the ropes and flips into a senton, but JoJo rolls out of the way! He picks up that cane and cracks it across the back of Sun's head!!
The crowd pops. JoJo sits on Sun's back and applies a camel clutch. He pulls back on Sun's head and Ron Reid checks in tgo see if he wants to tap out. Sun refuses so JoJo says "Say No Jo!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi continues to pull back on Sun's head, as blood flows from both their faces. He pulls Sun up into a Jold-school vertical JoJo-Plex!
JoJo Sushi begins climbing up the ropes and then starts climbing the cage. Sun climbs up behind him. He balances on the top turnbuckle and hits JoJo with a shotei open palm strike
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun bashes JoJo's head into the top of the cage! JoJo takes a swing at him but Sun ducks and catches him with a side kick to the kidneys. He slams JoJo's face into the top of the cage again!
JoJo attempts to walk away from Sun but crotches himself on the middle of the top rope! He tips over like a redwood. Sun jumps off and catches JoJo with a missle dropkick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun steps through the ropes and then jumps onto the middle of the top rope. Using the cage for leverage, he backflips into a springboard shooting star press!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun opens up the cage door to walk out but Dr. Tojo Sushi tosses salt in his eyes!!
Rising Sun staggers into JoJo Sushi monkey flips him facefirst into the steel cage! Sun backs into a hangman's neckbreaker
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lil Jo climbs up the cage wall to the very top!
Phil Blauer: To a midget, that's like 30 stories high!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lil Jo somersault corkscrew legdrops Sun!!
The Palm Springs fans chant "LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!!" JoJo Sushi pulls him up into a fisherman's suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Regal Begal!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Rising Sun gets his shoulder up)
The audience pops at Sun being able to kick out of the move that has ended so many matches over the years. Ron Reid chases Lil Jo back up the cage wall with Tojo's cane. JoJo Sushi curses in Japanese and then pulls Sun up by the hair
Guillermo O'Bannon: After exchanging blows with Sun, Sun ducks low. He dodges JoJo's swing and sweeps out his legs. Sun then lands a shooting star press on his mid section!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun irish whips JoJo Sushi into the ropes, and dips down for a backdrop, but JoJo reverses with a swinging hangman's neckbreaker!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo irish whips Sun but he reverses it and shoots Sushi into the corner. He follows him in with a stinger splash!
Sun begins climbing out of the cage again, but JoJo Sushi follows him up there. Sun has his leg swung over when JoJo grabs his foot. JoJo hammers the perched Rising Sun with a few punches
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun grabs JoJo's pink stained mullet and bashes his face into the top of the cage! A second hit on the top of the cage backs JoJo up! Sun stands on the top of the cage and vaults over him into a sunset flip powerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Thesis of a Cruel Angel" by Yoko Takahashi plays and the Palm Springs crowd roars! Ron Reid grabs Rising Sun's three title belts and hands them to him
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 40 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...RISING SUN!!!"
Sun runs up the turnbuckles and sits on the cage with the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship strapped around his waist as he soaks in the applause
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun is having a hell of a 2006!
Shot opens up on the ring crew putting the finishing touches on the barbed wire wrapped around the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the match I've been looking forward to all night. From 1997 to mid 99, Rated X ruled Hardkore World with an iron fist. He had an unbeaten streak that was made all the more amazing by the no-name that wound up defeating him.
Phil Blauer: "Scottish" Mark Fusion?
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Irish" Mike Powers. But since he lost that title in 1999, Rated X has only won the Hardkore America Television title and the CWF German Television title.
Phil Blauer: Germans have TVs?
Guillermo O'Bannon: They gotta have something to watch their piss porn on. When Kilroy Evans debuted in 2001, he picked up where Rated X left off, earning his name in death matches throughout UWA, IWA, SWAT and Ring Syndicate. Tonight, he enters his familiar barbed wire surroundings to take on his predecessor and someone he must defeat to claim the title the King of Extreme.
"Fame" by David Bowie hits and Soutter swaggers his way to he ring, with his Hardkore West Coast title belt slung over his shoulder. He removing his Hawaiian shirt along the way and tossing it into the crowd. He steps over the top ropes and pulls out the mic.
Phil Blauer: What's the fat guy doing out here? You said it was supposed to be Rated X.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I'm as clueless as you are, Phil.
Phil Blauer: I highly doubt that.
Paul Soutter: "Time to liven this show up Palm Springs!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Liven it up? We've had a MIR Match, a great submission match, a ladder match, and even the Hang em High Match that Soutter was in.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, but you've been calling them.
Paul Soutter: "Liven it up with the Powerslam Challenge!"
Phil Blauer: See, the man had a point to make. You can't have a pay-per-view without a powerslam.
Paul Soutter: "Later tonight, I will finally get my West Coast Championship back. But I need a little warm up, normally, you all know the drill, I set out an open challenge, one of the up and comers hoping to make a name for themselves come out here, and then the KGB waylay them. But as you can see, the KGB are sitting this one out. I stood aside from them in the Frank A Marano tourney, and now for this one, I am on my own. RATED X! Get your ass out here right now! I told you boy, that turning on me would be the biggest mistake of your career, and tonight it begins, think your up for the Powerslam challenge? Think you can one up the Suit?Think again."
"Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and Hardkore Hall leaps to their feet, cheering wildly. Rated X steps through the curtain with his dinged up bloody steel chair with a white "X" painted across the seat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X hears Soutter's challenge and looks like he's ready to tear into both him and Kilroy Evans tonight.
Phil Blauer: Wait, wait. Now it's a handicap match? I'm getting more confused than you when you're asked to please a woman!
Yolanda Ando: Rated X is wearing some black trunks, black boots and his signature black mask with a white X on it. His chest, arms, and back are covered in Yakuza style tattoos.
Rated X stands on the rampway, aware of how this usually turns out
Paul Soutter: "Well well. Here he is. Don't just stand there on the rampway all day, get down here and lets see what your really made of. Hardkore shit matches with barbed wire and chairs, big deal, any turkey can do that, but have you got what it takes to get up from the might of the POWERSLAM!"
X pulls out a mic of his own and goes to speak, but Soutter cuts him off angrily
Paul Soutter: "SHUT IT! Your not going to talk your way out of this one, you knew damn well what you were doing turning on me, now is the time to face the consequences. Now is time to face the BIG BAD BUSTLING BANDIT ... THE SUIT now its time to face the MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM!"
From the back Shootfighter runs through the curtain and cracks Rated X with his steel singapore cane. A thudding blow, which drops X to his knees. James Fierce then runs out with him, and the two of them start pummelling into Rated X
Guillermo O'Bannon: It was a trap! The KGB hammering Rated X out on the rampway!
Phil Blauer: Now I get it.
Soutter bolts out of the ring and up the runway as Rated X starts to fight back, nailing Shootfighter with a low blow, and then snatching the steel cane from him and cracking James Fierce with it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X fighting his way out of the trap but Soutter then spears the hell out of Rated X!!
Soutter then poses for the mostly booing fans, as James Fierce and The Shootfighter continue the assault on Rated X, now stomping away on him. Soutter joins them for a few stomps and then picks him up in a pumphandle onto the shoulder, before dropping him on the steel ramp with sit down viagra driver, Soutter Special
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter drops Rated X headfirst on that railing! The KGB sets up a table in the audience. Soutter then picks X up once more on his shoulder, he takes off running, and leaps off the entrance ramp, powerslamming him through a table on the floor!!!
The audience lets out a collective "OH!!!" as Soutter liquifies the table!! Rated X is motionless, lying in the 14th row. James Fierce grabs Bill Kasal by the jacket and forces Kasal to begin introductions
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Uhh...The following Barbed Wire Match is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters; Featuring first from Parts Unknown, Standing 5 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds...RATED X!!!"
The audience buzzes with confusion as The KGB help Soutter to his feet. They also pick up Rated X and pull him towards the ring area. Then "No Rest For The Wicked" by The Bloodhound Gang plays and Hardkore Hall cheers. Kilroy Evans down to the ring, seeming somewhat confused. He slides under the barbed wire and climbs up to the second turnbuckle and holds his Hardkore America Heavyweight and Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belts up in the air
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans looking a little wary of the current situation. Soutter just put his opponent through a table, but The KGB is still hanging around the ring.
Phil Blauer: Maybe they want to watch. I hear Fierce likes to watch. Besides, Soutter could be doing him a solid for helping him in The Hang Em High match.
Yolanda Ando: Kilroy Evans wears a black The Tick t-shirt, blue jeans, brown belt and red, white, and blue wristbands.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, from Attbury, South Carolina; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 253 pounds; He is One Third of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS & The Current HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...KILROY EVANS!!!"
Mike Peters signals for the bell as Rated X struggles to get to his feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans shrugs and spears Rated X into the barbed wire!!
Rated X staggers out of the barbed wire, and Kilroy Evans belly to belly suplexes him across the ring! X gets up and charges Kilroy, but he drop toe holds X's face into the barbed wire
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans pulls a bloody Rated X up into a full nelson. He tosses X over his shoulder with a release dragon suplex!
Kilroy Evans goes for a boston crab, but Rated X reaches up and rakes his eyes. He gets up and splits Kilroy's wig with a chop. A second one backs Kilroy up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X takes a swing at him but Kilroy ducks it and german suplexes him!
Kilroy Evans applies a cobra clutch and then ties up their legs, he pitches him facefirst into the barbed wire with an inverted cobra clutch legsweep!! Rated X clutch his face and tips over to one side
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans goes for a suplex, but Rated X blocks it. X grabs Kilroy by the t-shirt and swings him into the barbed wire!!
Kilroy arches his back in pain and crawls away from the barbed wire on his knees. Rated X kicks him in the face, making him fall to his side. He continues to stomp Kilroy about the face & head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X goes for a piledriver, but Kilroy Evans backdrops him. Kilroy irish whips Rated X chestfirst into the barbed wire!!
Kilroy spears Rated X in the back, pushing him into the wire even further! Kilroy Evans lifts Rated X up into a hanging suplex, then drops him headfirst into a brainbuster
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Rated X still feeling the effects of the beatdown from the KGB and that 400 pound powerslam.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans grabs a sleeper hold on Rated X as soon as he sits up. He thrashes X from side to side with his forearm underneath his chin. X is bleeding profusely from his chest, arms, and back.
Kilroy Evans applies pressure to X's carotid artery, as Rated X works his way up to his feet. He back pedals Kilroy backfirst into the barbed wire!! Kilroy stumbles back, into a hangman's neckbreaker by Rated X
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sits on top of Kilroy's chest. He digs his thumbs into Kilroy Evans' head wound and pulls it open more. Rated X drops in a few elbows for good measure.
Rated X drags Kilroy Evans over to the barbed wire and pushes the bottom strand down into his throat! He stomps his feet into the mat in pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Kilroy Evans clotheslines him off the turnbuckle to the floor below!!
Kilroy Evans pulls out a table and sets it up in the ringside area. He lays Rated X on the top of the table and places a chair over his chest. He climbs up to the apron, gets a running start and splashes the chair putting X through a table!! The Palm Springs fans chant "KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans grabs a beer bottle out of a fans' hand and tosses the alcohol into Rated X's eyes when he gets up! He staggers around blinded, and Kilroy cracks the bottle over X's head!!
Rated X walks like a drunk man right into a spinebuster from Kilroy Evans into the steel railing!! Kilroy pulls him up by the mask, but Rated X comes up and bounces Kilroy's head off the guardrail
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X headlocks Kilroy Evans and gets a running start, bulldogging this throat on the railing!! X irish whips Kilroy headfirst into the corner post!
Kilroy Evans spins around with blood flowing down his face. Rated X drags a table over to the railing and leans it up against the guardrail. He pulls Kilroy up over his shoulder, then running powerbombs him through the table!! The fans chant "RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X piledrives Kilroy Evans on the concrete!!
The Palm Springs audience cheers, and Kilroy rolls over to his side with blood running down his face. He grabs a full can of Diet Cherry Coke and smashes Rated X in the skull with it!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X kicks Evans in the stomach, and rolls him around into a hangman's neckbreaker on the railing!!
Rated X pulls Kilroy Evans up onto the apron, but Kilroy pushes X's face into the barbed wire! He grabs X by the head and drops The Bad Touch diamond cutter off the apron!! The Palm Springs fans chant "KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans rolls Rated X under the barbed wire. He slides under the barbed wire and crouches over him, headbutting X's mask until there can't be much face left in there.
Kilroy Evans scoops Rated X up and bodyslams him, but X inside cradles him
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans drops him into a stunner! He turns Rated X over into a boston crab. He sits back on X's back, arching back on his legs. X tries to crawl away, but Kilroy crouches down even further.
Rated X powers out of the boston crab. He gives Kilroy a few knuckle shots to his forehead breaking his head open the hard way. X bites his forehead opening up the wound even more and follows with more closed fists and sharp elbows to make the bleeding even worse
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X drives him face first into his knee twice, then finishes up with a big punch sending him to the mat. Kilroy Evans catches one of his fists, and then catches the other. He batters Rated X with some more headbutts while his arms are trapped.
Kilroy Evans piledrives Rated X's skull into the mat!! Evans climbs to the top turnbuckles and leaps off with an elbow drop to Rated X's chest!! He hooks Rated X's leg
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans sets up the X Chair. He goes for The Bad Touch but X slips out and lifts Kilroy up in a human torture rack. He flips him over into a Palm Springs Driver on the standing chair!!
The Palm Springs fans erupt and chant "RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!" Rated X scoops Kilroy Evans up and fallaway slams him into the barbed wire!! The audience pops even louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans staggers to his feet and Rated X caves his head in with a steel chair!!
Kilroy no-sells it and the fans cheer. He trembles with rage, pointing at X. Rated X laughs and takes a second baseball swing but Kilroy Evans delivers a big boot to the chair, smashing it into X's face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans bites at one of the cuts on Rated X's shoulder, causing him to scream in agony. He pulls a salt packet out of his pocket. He tears it open and pours the salt into his wound!
A dueling chant of "Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X!" Kilroy Evans pulls him up into a crucifix powerbomb onto the barbed wire!! The Palm Springs fans roar
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X staggers out of the barbed wire and Kilroy Evans catches him with The Bad Touch!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans sets up The X Chair. He pulls him up by the mask, but Rated X comes up swinging with a back elbow to Evan's face! Rated X lifts Kilroy up into a powerbomb onto the back of the chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X inverted facelocks Kilroy and lifts him up into The Black Out neckbreaker!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls a pair of pliers out from behind the turnbuckle. He cuts a strand of barbed wire off the bottom layer. He whips Kilroy Evans' back with the barbed wire!!
Phil Blauer: I would think that's for the salt. Just a guess.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy gets up and grabs Rated X by the mask and tosses his face into the barbed wire!! He grinds X's face into the barbs from side to side!
The dueling chants start back up of "Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X!" Kilroy slides under the barbed wire and tosses not one, but two tables into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy takes one of the tables and leans it against the corner. He irish whips Rated X, but X reverses it and shoots Kilroy into the table, breaking it!
Rated X pulls Kilroy up, but The Attbury Assassin kicks him between the uprights. He double underhooks Kilroy's arms and then DDTs him on his on X Chair!! He turns him over and makes the pin
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans goes for a spear, but Rated X spins out like he's Shaun Alexander, and Kilroy hits the barbed wire!! X comes up from behind him and delivers another Palm Springs Driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X picks up his X Chair and brains Kilroy with it! Kilroy staggers around and gets DDTed on a chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sets the table up and rolls Kilroy Evans onto the table. He climbs up on to the table and pulls Kilroy Evans up to his feet. But Evans paint brushes X across the face and then drops The Bad Touch through the table!!
Hardkore Hall chants "KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!!" as both men lie in the wrecked table. Evans gets to his feet and lays the X Chair over his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans leg drops the chair into Rated X's face!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy goes under the barbed wire and grabs another table. He slides it under the barbed wire and sets it up near the corner. He lays Rated X on the table and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Kilroy Evans leaps off with a 747 splash through the table!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans irish whips Rated X into the corner and follows him in with an avalanche, but X puts his boot up into his face! He takes his X Chair and puts it on his throat, choking him with it.
Kilroy Evans, covered in blood, kicks his legs out feebly while struggling for air. Rated X grabs one of the jagged pieces of table and begins carving Kilroy's flesh with it. He then slides under the barbed wire and goes underneath the ring. He retrieves a very familiar looking bag
Phil Blauer: MY god, what is that smell?? Boone?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I don't think so. Check my butt, did I sit in something dead again?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X has that bag of dog shit! He sets up his X Chair and sits it on the seat. He sets the bag of shit on fire! Rated X fireman's carries Kilroy Evans and sits him on the turnbuckle. He climbs to the second rope and Unabomber DDTs Kilroy Evans into the flaming bag of shit!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans gets his shoulder up)
The Palm Springs fans gasp
Phil Blauer: He kicked out of The Unabomber!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: No one's done that since Cyrus Williams! Rated X goes to suplex him, but Kilroy blocks it and gourdbusters X on the barbed wire!!
The audience pops. Rated X hangs over the barbed wire by the stomach, and Kilroy Evans catches him with The Bad Touch off the wire!! He picks up Rated X's chair and twirls it a bit, waiting for X to get to his feet
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans hits X in the balls with his own X Chair! He lifts X up into a back suplex for The Blue Thunder Driver, but Rated X flips onto his feet behind him!
Rated X kicks him in the stomach and double underhooks his arms. He lifts Kilroy up and over his shoulder and then pitches him headfirst into a piledriver!! He folds his legs over in a cradle
Guillermo O'Bannon: RU-486!!
Referee Mike Peters: (the audience counts along) 1...2...3!!!
The Palm Springs Convention Center leaps to their feet in celebration as "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays on the PA
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 20 minutes 27 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...RATED X!!!"
Phil Blauer: Rated X's first championship in six years!
Guillermo O'Bannon: What about the CWF German TV title?
Phil Blauer: Rated X's first championship in six years!
Mike Peters hands Rated X his Hardkore America Championship belt, and Rated X climbs up the turnbuckles with the belt high in his hands. He kisses it and then lofts it high above his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X wins the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship after one of the most hellacious matches of his career! If this was any indication, he's not done with Kilroy Evans by a sight.First off, fans, I have to apologize. Due to satelitte hook-up problems. We will be un-able to bring you the Hardkore Nippon Junior Heavyweight Title rumble. It will be at JoJo's next show at the Boduken Hall in Tokyo, Japn. Now it's time for our main event. The Hardkore World Heavyweight title picture has been a revolving door, as it has since Rated X lost it back in 1999. Andrew Sinclair upset Cobryn in his hometown of Sacramento to win his first World Championship. James Fierce defeated him in his first title defense in Las Vegas. In Portland, Robert Hunglestien III pinned Fierce to win it. Now Andrew Sinclair attempts to win it back and become only the fifth two time Hardkore World Champion in our 19 year history. Hunglestien attempts to become the first World Champion to defend his title since Cobryn back in November.
"Monkey Man" by The Rolling Stones starts up and Hardkore Hall stands up to boo Sinclair. Andrew "Gonzo" Sinclair jogs in place for a little while, and then steps out and is nearly blown back by the heel pop. He slowly walks down to the ring, staring straight ahead
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair and Hunglestien were once teammates in The Un-Stable. A crew that Hunglestien is once more a part of, after swerving his bodyguard Lonewolf McNeely earlier in the evening. Sinclair was one of the men Hunglestien betrayed when he attacked The Un-Stable with a barbed wire baseball bat in Las Vegas. Sinclair wants to give Hunglestien a reciept for that High Life he recieved on the barbed wire bat in January.
Phil Blauer: This crew is more confusing then Lost.
Guillermo O'Bannon: You don't watch Lost.
Phil Blauer: I can't even figure out when it's on!
Yolanda Ando: Sinclair walks down to the ring wearing his wrestling trunks under a knee-length black and white Kobashi-style velvet robe. He also wears a black head band that trails down to his waist. Andrew Sinclair wears black bicycle-short-style wrestling trunks that have a stylized white revolver emblazoned across the ass.
Before entering the ring, he drops the robe and headband, revealing a long sleeve black t-shirt with the words "Straight Shooter" on the front and "Internationally Infamous" on the back in silver
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is The Main Event of the evening. It is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Sacramento, California; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds...'THE STRAIGHTSHOOTER' GONZO SINCLAIR!!!"
The Palm Springs Convention Center goes dark, purple lights flash and a purple spotlight shines on Robert Hunglestein III at the top of the ramp way. The purple lights turn to gold as a voice says "You wish you could be me...It must suck to be you!" then purple and gold begin to alternate and run all over Hardkore Hall as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears hits. RHIII points at his Hardkore World Heavyweight Champioship strapped around his waist and then shines up his UWA World Championship slung over his shoulder. He heads down to ring with a slow cocky strut, as the fans cheer. He stands on the apron, staring a hole through Andrew Sinclair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III has won nearly every title there is to win in Hardkore America since he came here in 2004. His Hardkore America title reign was one that he was the proudest of, but he told me he's looking to surpass that and become the face of Hardkore World for years to come.
Phil Blauer: I can believe that The Undertaker lives in an urn. I can believe that HHH comes down to the ring before the show every night and hides a sledgehammer under the ring. I can believe no one can get beyond the worms long enough to try an offensive manuever against The Boogeyman. But the one thing I will not believe, is that Robert talks to you.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestein also has a huge conditioning advantage over Andrew Sinclair. He hasn't really wrestled in Hardkore World since February 11th, while Sinclair had a grueling tag team match with Andrew Karnage & Adrian Tanner Jr. He recently scored a second World Championship in UWA, where he won The Gauntlet for the Gold in Athens, Ohio by defeating Sun after some help from Syberus.
Yolanda Ando: Hunglestien is wearing a long black robe, with purple and gold gems spelling out the name "Hunglestein" across the back. has on a black wrestling singlet that has "Hunglestein" wrapping across the front diagonally from top to bottom in dark purple with gold outline. On the back of the singlet there’s three slashes in gold which obviously symbolize the 3 from the end of his name. Hunglestien also wears black elbow pads, and has his wrist taped with black tape. Robert wears black boots and black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent, originally hailing from Cleveland, Ohio, now making his residence in Beverly Hills, California; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 265 pounds; He is The Current UWA World Champion and HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!!"
The Palm Springs audience cheers. Ron Reid holds up the Hardkore World Heavyweight title belt in the air and signals for the bell. Hunglestien & Sinclair meet in the center ring, with a stare down
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien and Sinclair lock up in a collar & elbow tie up. They struggle for position, and then Hunglestien uses Gonzo's own momentuim to flip him over in a fireman's carry.
Hunglestien pulls him up into a shortarm clothesline, but Sinclair ducks and answers with a rolling ipponzei judo throw
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair runs into the ropes, but Hunglestien drops to his stomach. Gonzo hops over him into the ropes, but when he comes back Hunglestien drop toe holds him to the mat.
Hunglestien crawls up onto Sinclair's back and cracks him in the back of the head with stiff elbows. He slides up into a crippler crossface and the Palm Springs fans pop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III pulls up on Sinclair's head & face. The Straight Shooter growls out refusals to submit but Hunglestien has him wrapped up tight. He re-adjusts his fingers and leans back as far as Sinclair's neck will allow. Sinclair rolls him over into a cradle!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Hunglestien releases the crippler crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair catches him with a northern lights suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Robert Hunglestien gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gonzo tags Hunglestien with a few side kicks and then catches him in the mouth with a high kick. He lifts him up into a fireman's carry, but Hunglestien lands on his feet behind him. He belly to back suplexes Andrew Sinclair.
Hunglestien scoops Sinclair up and bodyslams him. He irish whips Sinclair into the ropes and flips him over with a flying head scissors takedown
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien irish whips Sinclair into the ropes again and tiltawhirls him but Sinclair spins out of it onto his feet and scoops him up into a northern lights bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Robert Hunglestien gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair drops a falling headbutt right between Hunglestien's eyes. He pulls him up and tosses Hunglestien across the ring with a karelin lift!
Boos rock Hardkore Hall. Sinclair waistlocks Hunglestien, but Robert back elbows him. He takes Sinclair over in a side headlock
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Andrew Sinclair rolls him over into a cradle)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien straightens Sinclair up with a european uppercut. He belly to belly suplexes Andrew Sinclair!
The Palm Springs fans cheer. Robert Hunglestien III irish whips Andrew Sinclair into the ropes and catches him with a powerslam on the way back
Refereee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien irish whips Sinclair into the ropes but Gonzo ducks under a hart attack clothesline. Bobby the Third walks right into an elbow smash, and then gets slammed into the mat with a uranage!
The crowd boos. He grabs Hunglestien's leg and drops back into a hizajujigatame cross kneebar. He holds onto his ankle and pulls up on Hunglestien's foot. Hunglestien drops to his back in pain and his shoulders are pinned to the mat
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Robert Hunglestien sits up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair pulls up on Robert Hunglestien's leg but he refuses to tap out. Sinclair gets to his feet and turns him over onto his stomach. He grabs Hunglestien by his legs and flips him over into a wheelbarrow suplex!
The boos from the Palm Springs fans get louder. Sinclair irish whips him into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana but Hunglestien powerbombs him! The audience pops
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III cobra clutches Sinclair and then drops him headfirst with a brainbuster! He pulls Sinclair up on his shoulder with an Argentinean backbreaker. He bounces Sinclair's spine onto his shoulder trying to force a submission out of The Straight Shooter.
Ron Reid asks Sinclair if he wants to tap out but he refuses. Hunglestien drops to his knees shooting his shoulder through Sinclair's back! Sinclair flops off to his side. Hunglestien grabs Sinclair by his legs and turns him over into a boston crab
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien sits back on the boston crab, pulling his legs toward the back of his head. He pulls back on Sinclair's legs, trying to break his spine. Sinclair crawls over to the ropes, and grabs the bottom rope. Reid forces the break, but Hunglestien pulls him up by the hair. He irish whips him into the ropes and jams him into the mat with a spinebuster!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Andrew Sinclair clutching at his back after all the punishment it's taken.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien goes for a piledriver, but Sinclair backdrops out of it. Sinclair tags him with a spinning uraken back punch. He flips Hunglestien over his shoulder with an exploder!!
Andrew Sinclair runs into the ropes and tattoos Hunglestien in the chest with a soccer kick! He pulls Hunglestien up into a front facelock and drops down into a guillotine choke
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair rocks back with Hunglestien's head in his arms. He clamps down on Hunglestien's throat & neck. He cinches up on his neck as he tries to choke out The Straight Shooter. Hunglestien gets half to his his feet and slips his head out. He stomps Sinclair's chest a few times. Hunglestien scoops Sinclair up and drops him with a michinoku driver II!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III front facelocks Sinclair, but he lifts Bobby up into a fireman's carry. He runs into the center of the ring and drops him on his head with a death valley driver!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien III kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien rolls out of the way of a kneedrop. Sinclair clutches his knee, and the World Champion applies an inverted indian deathlock. Hunglestien leans back on Sinclair's legs, sitting on his twisted limbs.
Andrew Sinclair cries out in pain. Ron Reid asks him if he submits, but Sinclair shakes his head "no". Hunglestien releases the inverted indian deathlock, and straightjacket suplexes him
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III pulls Andrew Sinclair up into a crucifix, but Sinclair slips out of it and lands behind him. Sinclair answers with a dragon suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair irish whips Hunglestien into the ropes and catches him under the jaw with a jumping kneelift!!
Sinclair scoops him up but Hunglestien falls behind him. He drops Sinclair on his head with a t-bone suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien pulls Sinclair up, and flips him over his shoulder, onto his face with a dominator powerbomb!!
Sinclair rolls around on the mat, clutching his stomach. Robert Hunglestien III pulls him up into a front facelock then into a DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien pumphandles Sinclair up, but he slips out of it and lands behind him. Sinclair german suplexes Hunglestien!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien sits up, and Sinclair runs off the ropes and soccer kicks him in the chest!
Hunglestien kicks his feet into the mat in pain, clutching his chest. Sinclair catches him between the eyes with a crisp kneedrop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair irish whips Hunglestien into the ropes and bends over for a backdrop. He butterflies Sinclair's arms and double underhook backbreakers him!
Hunglestien lifts Sinclair up over his shoulders, and then drops down into a vertebreaker!! The Palm Springs fans cheer and Hunglestien makes the cover
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III lifts Sinclair up in a fireman's carry. He swings him around onto his face with an F5!!
Hunglestien irish whips Sinclair into the ropes and tiltawhirls him into a quebradora con hilo backbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien irish whips Sinclair into the ropes, but he comes back with a STO!
The crowd boos Sinclair. Andrew clutches his back, and then runs into the ropes. He smashes Hunglestien in the face with his knee
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair waylays him with a Caution: Do Not Stop on the Tracks! Andrew Sinclair climbs to the top turnbuckles and comes off with a Bombs Away kneedrop!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair irish whips Hunglestien into the ropes with a running high kick that sends him over the top rope!
Sinclair steps through the ropes and comes out to the floor. He scoops Hunglestien up but he lands on his feet behind him. The World Champion knees him in the stomach and then pedigrees his face into the concrete!! Sinclair rolls over onto his back with a cut over his eye
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien pulls him up into a powerbomb, but Sinclair takes him over with a huracanrana on the floor! He lifts Hunglestien up into an electric chair and then lets him drop back against his back in a gory special. he flips him back over throatfirst into the railing with a Revolution Blues!!
The Palm Springs fans let out a collective "OH!!!" Hunglestien staggers around clutching his throat. A busted open Sinclair rolls Hunglestien back into the ring. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair hops off with another Bombs Away but Hunglestien rolls out of the way!! He pulls Sinclair in with a shortarm clothesline. He back suplexes him up into a blue thunder bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sinclair claps his legs together on Hunglestien's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien irish whips Sinclair into the ropes but he ducks a clothesline and applies a wakigatame armbar! He pulls up on Hunglestien's arm & wrist, trying to hyperextend shoulder.
Ron Reid asks Hunglestien if he wants to submit but he shakes his head. Blood runs down Sinclair's face as he pulls up on Hunglestien's arm. He wraps Hunglestien's arm around his wrist with his leg behind Hunglestien's head. He rolls him over to put pressure on his elbow
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair wrenches up on Hunglestien's wrist. He pulls up on his shoulder, and Hunglestien is trying not to submit his World Championship. He finally grabs hold of the rope and Ron Reid forces him to break the kimura. Sinclair irish whips him into the ropes and goes for a running high kick but Hunglestien reverses it with a leg capture suplex!
The audience pops. Robert Hunglestien irish whips Sinclair into the ropes and jams him into the mat with a sidewalk slam
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien lifts Sinclair up into a human torture rack, and flips him facefirst into a burning hammer!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair grabs his leg and takes him over with a dragon screw. He gets up, but Sinclair trips Hunglestien up with a sambo takedown, and wraps his legs around his leg and turns it into a legbar! He pulls up on Hunglestien's ankle.
Hunglestien balls his fists up in pain. Sinclair clamps his trunk like legs around Hunglestien's thighs, and twists his foot. Sinclair releases the leg bar, and runs into the ropes. He tumbles into a koppo kick to Hunglestien's chest
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: A blood covered Sinclair wraps him up in a guillotine choke but before he can drop down, Hunglestien back drops him.
Hunglestien undoes the turnbuckle padding exposing the steel cable hook. He lifts Andrew Sinclair up and powerbombs the back of his head into the exposed turnbuckle!! His head snaps back and staggers back into Hunglestien's clutches
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien fisherman's suplexes Sinclair but drops him back on to his foot, jamming his own knee into his stomach! Paradise Hills!!
Sinclair is keeled over, and Hunglestien butterflies his arms. He double underhooks him up over his shoulder into a dominator, then flips him over into a piledriver
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Star Breaker!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III butterflies his arms and drops into his sit out pedigree known as The High Life!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears plays and the audience cheers. Ron Reid raises Robert Hunglestien's arm and hands him his belt
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 21 minutes 07 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III has become the first man to defend his Hardkore World Championship since Cobryn back in November. He's here to stay!
Hunglestien straps the belt around his waist and climbs up on the second rope, soaking in the cheers. A bandaged Kilroy Evans walks out with Adrian Tanner Jr. & Andrew Karnage
Guillermo O'Bannon: Well it's been one of the best Palm Springs Punishment in years. Join us next month in Albuquerque!
Guillermo O'Bannon: After that hellacious tournament Hardkore World returns with it's biggest card of the year. Hello everyone, I'm Guillermo O'Bannon. To my right is Phil Blauer.
Phil Blauer: Palm Springs Punishment, baby. The only show that deserves The Blauer Treatment.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Still trying to get that sweet shift of one show a year?
Phil Blauer: I work better in small doses, ask Yolanda.
Yolanda Ando: Small being the operative word.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yolanda you look stunning tonight.
Yolanda does a little twirl in her sequinned strapless evening gown
Yolanda Ando: Thank you. I only hope it impresses the fashion savvy pro wrestling crowd.
A mulleted guy in a baby blue Carlito t-shirt with the apple barely covering his beer gut snaps a picture of her
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tonight our Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Robert Hunglestien III makes his first title defense against the former champion Andrew Sinclair. Sinclair used to be part of Hunglestien's group, The Un-Stable, holding the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles together. Then in Las Vegas, Hunglestien's jealousy got the best of him and he turned on his own squad.
Phil Blauer: Like T.O.
Guillermo O'Bannon: His newfound meanstreak worked, and he was able to defeat James Fierce for the Hardkore World Championship in Portland. Hunglestien's had a couple months to rest, not even wrestling in the Frank A. Marano Jr. Cup, electing to just walk out of his match with L.S.D. Andrew Sinclair went through a grueling match with his former stablemates Andrew Karnage and Adrian Tanner Jr., but looks as ready as I've ever seen to take his title back.
Phil Blauer: They'll have to work hard to top last year's main event, Cobryn vs. Moondog Dook.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Thank Hunglestien for that one as well. Then we have the second part of our double main event. The ropes come down and the barbed wire goes up for the Hardkore America Heavyweight title match, Kilroy Evans against Rated X. Kilroy Evans has been a fighting champion since he won the title back in Sacramento last December with hard fought battles over Adrian Tanner Jr. and "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa.
Phil Blauer: Two matches? Move over, Bruno Sammartino.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X has never won the Hardkore America Heavyweight title and has been on a tear of his own, beating both of Kilroy 's friends Adrian Tanner Jr. & Andrew Karnage. At the end of Karnage's match with Rated X in Portland, X unleashed the infamous barbed wire camel clutch. Kilroy Evans could take no more and hit The Bad Touch on Rated X. Now he has to defend his title against a Hardkore Hall of Famer.
Phil Blauer: When the barbed wire goes up these guys are gonna rip and tear each other until they cry worse than Michael Hunter when he loses.
Guillermo O'Bannon: This past January in Las Vegas, Hardkore Nippon owner "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi put his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship on the line against Anzu and Rising Sun.
Phil Blauer: Sun came very close to defeating the legendary triple threat JoJo Sushi, but Dr. Tojo Sushi and Lil Jo's constant interference was too much for the Conneticut native and he succumbed to the 2 1/2 on 1 attacks.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Since that time, Sun has defeated Johnny Lee Harley for the Hardkore Nippon Grand Championship in Sendai, Japan, and won the UWA's Tournament for the Trophy by defeating Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Robert Hunglestien III at the Big Sandy Superstore Arena in Huntington, West Virginia. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine has ordered a steel cage rematch for Sushi's Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship. The cage will prevent Sushi's father and midget counterpart from interfering, so Sushi has a real problem on his hands. Then we have a real grudge match coming out of our storied and prolific tag team division. The Frank A. Marano Jr. Cup exeeded all expectations and crowned The Un-Stable the 2006 Cup Winner and the proud owners of $10 million dollars. But their celebration was short lived as "The Punisher" Dan Stein & Lucifer Jones came down and destroyed their trophy and bloodied Karnage & Tanner with a barbed wire wrapped Peacemaker. Trying to restore their alpha male status among the tag team division could have backfired though, as now the team coming off of the biggest wins of their lives aim their newfound momentum at the tag team champions.
Phil Blauer: That was a great tournament. Did you go to that after party at Michael Hunter's house?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I asked you if anything was going on after the show?!
Phil Blauer: Woo! That guy is tops. TOPS! Usually I think these wrestler guys are a bunch of jerkoffs, but not Mike Hunt. Once he starts throwing down the Boone's Farm, watch out, buddy! He does this little dance, check it out.
Phil does a little shimmy with a noticeable limp in his knee. Then he does a HBK leg split and flexes his muscles. Matt Boone lights three cherry bombs behind Phil to make up for the lack of pyro
Phil Blauer: The Outrider was a little sullen about losing the finals, who wouldn't be? He was my partner when we played charades, and let me tell you. Maybe he can paint a picture with his words but he draws worse than Kevin Nash. But what are you gonna do? Jonnie's biased. I know it. You know it. Dogs know it. But I told him you gotta keep rollin, rollin, rollin...
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: What?
Phil Blauer: Keep rollin, rollin, rollin
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: What?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Speaking of interfed action, we have a great ladder match for the Hardkore World Women's Championship. Five time Hardkore World Women's Champion "Sexy" Anjanette Turner puts her World Championship on the line against her old enemy two time champion Tamara Sanchez, newcomer Jane Tyrra, and Divas Unleashed's Tracee Ngyuen.
Phil Blauer: Who's that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: She's one of the top stars of Divas Unleashed, and all-female company out of Las Vegas. She's an angry one, I'll tell you that.
Phil Blauer: (checking out her 8x10) Looks like she's sexy when she's angry.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette has three very talented women to ward off to keep her title, it could be a very dangerous night for a champion used to dangerous nights. Also coming up tonight is Hardkore West Coast Champion Lonewolf McNeely against "The Master of the Powerslam" Paul Soutter in the first ever Hang Em High Match. A pulley system will be erected...
Phil Blauer: Hee hee hee hee.
Guillermo O'Bannon: ...over the ring with a noose attached. The first man to hang his opponent and pull him up until his feet are over the ropes is the winner. McNeely was the man who won the West Coast title from Soutter in a bloody barbed wire match in Las Vegas. Soutter is looking for some revenge and to win his title back. McNeely wants to just hang someone.'
Phil Blauer: Sounds fair.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Speaking of the West Coast title, whoever wins that match has a contender already waiting for them. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine has sanctioned the first ever MIR Match since the one he lost to Tripps for the UWA World Championship on 4/15.
Phil Blauer: The day we'll never forget.
Guillermo O'Bannon: This is the first ever multi-person MIR match with Lonewolf McNeely's top 6 contenders. The winner of this match will have some years taken off his career, but have a shot at the West Coast Champion when we go to Albuquerque. Then it's time for a hybrid match, where two mat technicians, Syberus and Tatsuya Arakawa will wrestle in a submission match. The match will be seperated by rounds, with Tatsuya being seconded by Tom Lux and Syberus being seconded by Adrian Tanner Jr.
Phil Blauer: I was supposed to be Syberus' corner man, but I refused to carry a spit bucket. Bad memories from my German porn days.
Suddenly, Fear Factory's "Archetype" blasts through the speakers and the Palm Springs fans jump to their feet in anticipation of the first match of the year's biggest pay-per-view. Three seconds into the song, violently loud pyros are projected into the air and huge letters in neon lights flash near the entrance. It reads: PPB. Then, a muscular silhouette walks beneath the giant P near the entrance and stands between the huge pyrotechnics. The stranger is now raising both of his arms up as if he were victorious. It is Platinum Pat Bozzini . His face is absorbed with a very quantity of intensity
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini has been making buttloads of cash off of his films as of late from his film wing, Platinum Productions.
Phil Blauer: I tell you. Talk about blockbusters. I hear Brad Pitt and George Clooney aren't on speaking terms after they found out they were both in the running for the sequel to Haunting Memories.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: There's gonna be a sequel?? I have to update my website!
Yolanda Ando: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini is wearing tight and long tights which are black on one leg and silver/gold on the other leg. It "Platinum" written on one leg in platinum and has a roaring Cerberus in platinum on the side of the other leg. Red droplets of blood can be seen surrounding the different symbols on both legs. On the back of his tights, it is written "The Feature Presentation" in black.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to Hardkore Hall. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine and Hardkore World presents Palm Springs Punishment 2006! Our first match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 225 pounds; He is The Current UCW Triple Crown World Champion...'PLATINUM' PAT BOZZINI!!
The audience boos Bozzini as he threatens Mike Peters with another beating if he doesn't get this match right
Phil Blauer: "Platinum" Pat got to live out his dream as a referee in Montreal at the Centre Bell, where he officiated a match between R.C. and Dynamite. So he could give Peters a hint or three about how to be a good French Canadian referee.
“Around The World” By Red Hot Chili Peppers plays and the fans cheer. James Fierce slowly creeps from the back. Once he fully emerges he holds both hands out to the side and begins his strutting down the ramp way
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce got to the second round of The Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup with his partner The Shootfighter. Both men showed an amazing tenacity where they wore down a particular limb, Anderson-esque.
Phil Blauer: In a way, James Fierce won the Frank A. Marano Jr. Cup since he injured Michael Hunter which was what The Un-Stable exploited to win.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sure, in a way.
Phil Blauer: So in a way, James Fierce is owed like 2 million.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't know if Andrew and Adrian would agree to that. Fierce's mat wrestling is what won him a Hardkore World Championship. Can it beat the UCW Triple Crown World Champion?
Yolanda Ando: James Fierce is in a tradition wrestling singlet. The singlet is red at the top and transitions into black towards the thighs. On the back of the singlet the letters “KGB” are written in black. Fierce wears a black and red warm up jacket that has "Bandits" written on the left breast and "Fierce" underneath.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent is from West Virginia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 255 pounds; He is The Current SWAT Carribean Heavyweight Champion and SWAT Carribean Bermuda Triangle Champion...JAMES 'PLATINUM' FIERCE!!!"
The crowd cheers and Pat Bozzini looks livid that Fierce stole his moniker, and kicks him right in the nuts! He demand Mike Peters ring the bell and the match begins
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini goes for another kick, but Fierce catches his leg and takes him down with a dragon screw. He picks him up for a hiptoss but Bozzini catches his arm and blocks it. He flips him over into a overhead double arm suplex.
Bozzini grabs Fierce by the shoulders and drops onto his back with his knees into Fierce's spine with a lung blower. Fierce staggers to his feet, but avoids a kick and dragon screws Bozzini's kneecap into the canvas
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applies an ankle lock, wrenching Bozzini's foot to the side. He stands over Platinum Pat, twisting and trying to screw his foot.
Yolanda Ando: I did a movie like that once, my socks stuck to my feet for days.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce going after Bozzini's legs, putting pressure on his ankle & leg. Bozzini rolls on to his back and pushes Fierce off with his foot. Fierce bounces into the ropes, and Bozzini catches him on the way back with an armdrag!
James Fierce gets up and gets tossed across the ring with an armdrag. Another armdrag sends him to the other side. Pat Bozzini cinches in a wakigatame
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini pulls up on the fujiwara armbar, twisting up on his wrist. He demands Mike Peters ask James Fierce to tap and he dutifully does. Fierce reaches out for the ropes, so Bozzini gives his arm another wrench.
Pat Bozzini switches it up and applies a crippler crossface. Fierce howls in pain, as Bozzini pulls up on his aching shoulder. Bozzini links his fingers together and pulls up on James Fierce's face. Mike Peters is in excellent condition should Fierce decide to tap out
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce rolls Bozzini over into a cradle!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Pat Bozzini releases the crippler crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce pokes Bozzini in both his eyes!
Phil Blauer: Nyah Nyah Nyah
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce spins around and floors Bozzini with a rolling elbow to his jaw! He shakes some feeling back into his arm, and then grabs Bozzini and turns him over into a single leg boston crab.
The audience applauds as Bozzini cries out in pain. Fierce sits back on Bozzini's bent leg. Bozzini crawls over to the ropes, while Fierce attempts to hyperextend Bozzini's leg
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini reaches the ropes and Mike Peters forces the break. James Fierce rushes Bozzini but Pat catches him and drops Fierce's throat on the top rope!
James Fierce staggers around clutching his throat, Bozzini catches him with a back suplex. Pat Bozzini limps up to the top turnbuckle and then catches James Fierce with a flying body press
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini fireman's carries Fierce up onto his shoulders, and he flips him forward onto his feet with an inverted facelock. Reverse DDT!! Wisdom DDT!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat full nelsons Fierce, but Fierce tosses the back of his head into Pat's face. He irish whips Fierce into the ropes and then nearly takes his head off with a lariot!
The fans come to life. James Fierce pulls Bozzini up onto his shoulder then runs into the corner, dropping the back of Fierce's head on the turnbuckle with a Kobashi Powerbomb
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini staggers out of the corner, clutching the back of his neck. Fierce catches him upside the head with a super side kick!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce steps on Bozzini's face and twists his boot on it with a facewash! Bozzini rolls over onto his chest, clutching his face. Fierce drops a knee on the back of Bozzini's neck.
James Fierce irish whips Bozzini into the ropes and gets caught between the eyes with a diving forearm smash! Fierce staggers back into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini tries to follow up The Technicality with a flatliner, but Fierce reverses it into a side effect! He half nelsons Bozzini and drops him on his head with an Extreme-plex!
The Palm Springs audience pops and Bozzini, clutches the back of his neck, demanding Peters give him a time out. Fierce tells him there's no getting out of this and pulls him up by the hair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini ducks under a karate chop and full nelsons Fierce. He drops back with a dragon suplex he calls The Platinum 99-Plex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini jumps on Fierce's back and applies a crossface chicken wing. He pulls up on Fierce's hammerlocked wrist, while clamping down on Fierce's throat.
The Palm Springs crowd boos Bozzini. Bozzini wrenches up on Fierce's arm, pressing his forearm against Fierce's throat. Fierce rolls on to his back pinning Bozzini's shoulders to the mat
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Pat Bozzini releases the crossface chicken wing)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini and Fierce get to their feet, but James gets the jump on him. Fierce gets behind him and goes underneath his arm, applying a chokehold. He links his fingers and pulls back on Bozzini's throat.
Mike Peters asks Bozzini if he wants to tap out, as he turns red from lack of oxygen. Bozzini chokes and coughs, trying to find some escape. James Fierce reapplies it into a cobra clutch
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce working down Bozzini's neck, pressing down on the back of it while pulling back on his arm.
Phil Blauer: Pat Bozzini beginning to fade!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini's legs looking rubbery, and James Fierce thrashing Pat from side to side in the cobra clutch. Mike Peters raises Bozzini's arm but Pat is able to keep it aloft.
Bozzini back peddles both of them into the turnbuckles, and gets free of the cobra clutch. Pat Bozzini running bulldogs Fierce into the center of the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini lifts James Fierce up into a half nelson hammerlock, he drops him onto the back of his head with a release tiger suplex!
Bozzini folds Fierce up like an accordian! The audience boos. Bozzini chicken wings both of Fierce's arms and then rolls him up into a backroll press
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope, then jumps off into a springboard clothesline, but Fierce catches him with a spinebuster!!
Hardkore Hall erupts! James Fierce front facelocks Bozzini and then drill his head into the mat with an implant DDT! He makes the cover on Bozzini
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce inverted facelocks Pat, and lifts him up into a reverse suplex. He drops Bozzini on his head with a brainbuster!!
Pat Bozzini clutches the back of his neck. Fierce irish whips Bozzini into the ropes, but Pat ducks under a clothesline. Pat Bozzini grabs him from behind with a sleeper and suplexes him onto his head. Bozzini cranks his neck from side to side
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini double underhooks his arms and lifts him up into a spinning brainbuster he calls The Brain Storm!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini inverted facelocks James Fierce and climbs up onto the middle turnbuckle. He jumps off with a tornado neckbreaker!! He climbs up to the top turnbuckle and hits him with a gorgeous frog splash!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini goes for a piledriver, but Fierce back body drops him. He drills him headfirst into the mat with a single underhook DDT!
Phil Blauer: Gary Wolfe’s Favorite Move!
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applies a buffalo sleeper. He wratchets up on his neck & arm. Bozzini down on one knee, and Fierce pulls up on his arm.
Bozzini spits to get some more air in his lungs. James Fierce switches it up into a dragon sleeper. He constricts Bozzini's breathing and wears down his neck with the inverted facelock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters check in to see if Bozzini wants to tap out, while Fierce cranes back on his neck. James Fierce pulls him up into a standing version, pulling back on Fierce's head & neck. The Ferocious Bandit drops Bozzini with an inverted DDT!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce headlocks Bozzini but Pat pushes him off into the turnbuckle! Pat Bozzini slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope, and springboard clotheslines him!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini runs Fierce into the ropes for a backroll press, but Fierce ducks under the top rope and it hits Bozzini in the throat! Bozzini clutches his throat, and Fierce lifts him up in a fireman's carry. He runs into the center of the ring with a death valley driver!!
The crowd cheers wildly. James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Bozzini kicks Mike Peters into the ropes, crotching Fierce on the turnbuckles. Pat Bozzini climbs up to the top turnbuckle, facing him, and wraps his legs around the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Spider snap superplex!! Bozzini turns around on the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a missle dropkick!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (James Fierce kicks out)
The Palm Springs fans boo Bozzini. He lifts Fierce up in a fireman's carry, but Fierce turns it into a tornado DDT! He grabs Bozzini with a front facelock and then drops down into a guillotine choke
Phil Blauer: James Fierce swinging for the fences with all the damage he's done to Bozzini's neck!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce pulls up on Bozzini's throat as he tries to choke him out. James Fierce holds onto his head, clamping down on his head. Bozzini punches Fierce but James holds on tight.
The crowd cheers Bozzini's predictament. Mike Peters asks Bozzini if he wants to tap out but Bozzini refuses. Bozzini gets to his feet in the guillotine choke, but Fierce spins around into a corkscrew neckbreaker
Phil Blauer: Pat Bozzini's neck is in more pain than Jasmine Sinclair's on a Sunday morning.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce pulls him up into a front facelock again, but Bozzini reverses it into a fireman's carry. He spins it around into a TKO!
The Palm Springs fans boo Bozzini as he lifts Fierce up into a human torture rack, he then flips Fierce forward onto his face with a DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Bozzini Code!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini drills Fierce's head into the mat with a cradle piledriver!!
Small pockets of the audience chants "Pat Sucks Dick! Pat Sucks Dick! Pat Sucks Dick! Pat Sucks Dick! Pat Sucks Dick!" Bozzini snarls at them and climbs to the second rope to challenge one fat fan in the front row to a fight
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce gets to his feet and low blows Pat Bozzini! Bozzini drops to the mat, and James picks him up into a double underhook dominator!! He capitalizes with a camel clutch!
The fans roar as Fierce pulls back on Bozzini's head. Mike Peters asks Bozzini if he wants to submit. Fierce leans back as far as he can
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce releases Bozzini in the camel clutch and pulls him up into a piledriver, he drops him facefirst with his knees on the back of his head for the Platinum Driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Pat Bozzini gets his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off with a Picture Perfect Elbow, but there's no water in the pool!! Pat Bozzini rolls him up in a la majistral!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini fireman's carries James Fierce up and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Bozzini tucks Fierce's head into his shoulder and then walks out into the middle of the ring with a muscle buster, but Pat turns it into a powerbomb he calls Paralyzing Failure!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
Fear Factory's "Archetype" plays and the boos rain down on Platinum Pat as Mike Peters raises his arm
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 57 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'PLATINUM' PAT BOZZINI!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Platinum Pat continues his perfect record here in Hardkore America! He goes on to Albuquerque to wrestle the winner of tonight's match of "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi vs. Sun for the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Title.
(The Shootfighter is in the lockerroom pacing back and forth psyching himself up for the MIR Match. He is wearing his black knee length wrestling tights under his tight black robe w/a red dragon on the back and black wrestling boots his chest length dark hair is tied in a pony tail.)
The Shootfighter: "Tonight my first ever MIR Match and I plan to hurt a bunch of people in that ring! I already have my targets and they are going to pay a steep price for everything they said about either me or Hardkore World!"
(He stops pacing and starts hopping up and down limbering his arms up.)
The Shootfighter: "First I'm going to hurt you real bad King Kong Bad Boy! You think the pain Fierce and I gave you was bad! You're going to get worse from me! You claim that you're some giant steamroller! Yeah you are and I'm going to make sure you steamroll yourself out of the ring and through a whole bunch or glass and tables! Then I'll truly finish you off! Then you can have as much time with your mentor Microshocker as both of you are going to be in the same hospital bed playing Brokeback Mountain!"
(He picks up his stainless steel singapore cane and continues to pace back and forth twirling it with great expertise.)
The Shootfighter: "This brings me to you Carson "Big Time" Parker!
Winning or losing that Stainless Steel Singapore Cane Match in Hardkore Nippon doesn't matter to me! What matters is that our war isn't over yet! No not by my standards! You played for a bunch of losers in the NFL and you are still a loser whether you have a title or not! You don't just come in and act like some tough guy! You couldn't even beat Sinclair which shows you aren't even worthy to wrestle in Hardkore World! Maybe you should have beaten up and slapped Microshocker and KKBB around! You could have won a couple of impressive victories!"
(He lets out an animalistic kai and swings his cane and starts smashing the trash can and damages some lockers.)
The Shootfighter: "Yet you were pitted against me for a title match! Like I said win or lose doesn't matter, because our war isn't over yet! Then there is that big mouth Christian Sane! Sane you are going to get a beating from me too! You run your mouth and trash me but you haven't been in a real Hardkore World match have you! No you probably have been in some easy matches! Welcome to reality! Welcome to Hardkore World in this MIR Match! I'm going to be your guide to your debut loss Sane! Don't worry Sane you can make your excuses as to why you lost after you get yourself stitched together! Then again after you get yourself put together you'll pull that string in the back of your behind and spout out a whole lot of bad mouthing about me and wanting to make me pay for you losing! Go ahead and try! I dare you!"
(He continues pacing back and forth.)
The Shootfighter: "Then there is you Ryan Champion! I see you actually started making your way into Hardkore Hall! You still planning to go through with this match or are you just doing it to just get evidence against Jonnie Valentine for a lawsuit against Hardkore Hall for so-called physical and emotional damages from deceitfully selling you Hardkore World! I can see you crying and whining in front of a jury! Well you knew what you were getting into! You probably could have scrounged up a few bucks to buy the PPV or even the DVD to see what Hardkore World is all about! You didn't and there is no way out! So welcome to Hardkore World Chumpion! You'll see what it's like in this promotion and as your guide through this match! I'll help you out by eliminating you by pin or submission! Even better when you pass out from the pain of getting tossed through too many MIR tables and glass!"
(The Shootfighter lets out another even more terrifying animalistic kai and starts smashing the wall bits of tile and concrete come off.)
The Shootfighter: "Then there is you 'Savior of Professional Wrestling'
Sadler! It's our first MIR match against each other and I plan to show everyone that you aren't much of a savior but a fraud! So what if you had your share of titles and or title shots! It means nothing to me and I don't care what accomplishments you have! What matters is that I plan to hurt you everyway I can! I admit I have some respect for you but not much! Just be lucky I have some respect for you! Still that won't stop me from my relentless path to beating you and everyone else in this MIR Match in order to win it!"
(He stops and his face becomes a mask of hate, rage and fury.)
The Shootfighter: "This is going to be my night and I'm going to see to it that nobody else is going to win this match! Nobody is going to rob me of my victory! This is my time and I plan to make the most of it! To all those in this match beware! Make your hospital appointments and be sure all your insurance premiums are paid up! In this MIR Match you are all going to suffer! Prepare for Mortal Kombat!"
(He slams the door open and storms out as the camera pans over the wrecked lockerroom before fading slowly to the ring surrounded by tables, two next to one another all the way back to the railing
Guillermo O'Bannon: It's time for the big MIR Match. Six men are gonna put each other through tables until there is one left. And he will face the winner of tonight's Hang Em High Match between Lonewolf McNeely and Soutter.
Phil Blauer: As long as I don't have to go through any. I can't even get through security.
A huge countdown clock appears on the Hardkoretron and a voice starts to talk
Voice: "David Sadler will steal the show in 5 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 4 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 3 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show in 2 seconds
David Sadler will steal the show……………………
Boom fireworks shoot from the ramp! The words spoken by David Sadler echo around the arena “I have toiled and bled and now it is time to show you the very meaning of reality” "Liberate" by Disturbed then hits the speakers as David walks out on the ramp and the camera shoots to a close up of him. He looks at the crowd side to side. David makes a couple of steps forward as two pyros shoot off fireworks and flame besides him. He then continues down the ramp and then to the ring. He climbs up the steps slowly and when he reaches the top step he looks over at the Palm Springs crowd for a few seconds. He then makes his way through the ropes and walks across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle which he climbs and spreads his arms and looks into the sky from
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rage Sadler is the second most seasoned wrestler in this match. The first being The Shootfighter who's been going through tables since 1994. But he will be the first to tell you this is not his kind of match. It will be interesting to see if he can convert his ground em & pound em style to one that will excel in a MIR Match.
Yolanda Ando: David Sadler wears baggy cut off jean shorts. He wears black knee and elbow pads and white boots with black trim. Pale skinned with blue eyes, long brown hair and clean shaven. The UCW Tag Team title belt is strapped around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is a MIR Match! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first from Ipswich, England; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' RAGE SADLER!!!"
The audience cheers and then King Kong's theme music, mixed with good old country rap plays in the back. The big man from the Smokey Mountains makes his way out, strutting down into the ring. Three referees work together in order to create space between the ropes in order for Kong to squeeze into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong looking to get his first title belt since winning the HIWF Intercontinental title. He's always allowed The Shock to hog the spotlight, but tonight, at the year's biggest pay-per-view, he has it all to himself.
Yolanda Ando: Kong wears really tight jeans and a black sleeveless shirt.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And from The Smokey Mountains; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 451 pounds...BAD BOY KING KONG!!"
The crowd gives him a chorus of boos. Then Hardkore Hall darkens as a demonic voice is heard
"FEAR...
THE DEAD...
FEAR...
SAIN!!!"
At that point, huge pyros explode as the lights come back on and "Crossed" by Sam X hits. Christian Sain walks out wearing a white jacket with his face hidden by the hood. He gets on the apron, climbs the turnbuckle, and removes the hood and raises his arms. He hops into the ring with a wicked smile on his face and removes the jacket
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain won his debut match against Mr. 100 in Portland, and now wants to vault into the West Coast title scene. Tonight is his first big step towards there.
Yolanda Ando: Christian Sain wears some long silver pants and a white sleeveless t-shirt. Also wears black tape around his hands and wrists, and black elbow pads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Lowell, Massachusetts; Standing 5 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 155 pounds...CHRISTIAN SAIN!!!"
The crowd cheers while Tanner loosens up the ropes. "Big Timing" by Cash Money hits as the lights darken. Huge pyro go off and Carson Parker comes out and walks to the ring. He slides in the ring, hops onto the turnbuckle, raises his arms, then flips off and lands on his feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Carson Parker another newcomer to Hardkore World, but has been earning his lumps overseas in Japan. In Sendai, he lost a cage match to Syberus.
Yolanda Ando: Carson "Big Time" Parker short silver tights that say "Big Time" on each side. Which is convenient, because that's his name.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Las Vegas, Nevada; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds...CARSON 'BIG TIME' PARKER!!!"
Hardkore Hall gives him some cheers. "Mortal Kombat" by The Immortals plays and the fans cheer. The Shootfighter walks out with Judge Death
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter advanced to the second round of the Frank A. Marano Jr. Cup with James Fierce. Now he's back on the singles scene looking to reclaim the West Coast title he lost back to Big Bad Bill, this time last year.
Yolanda Ando: The Shootfighter wears knee length black wrestling tights, black wrestling boots, sharp studded forearm pads and a tight black robe with a red dragon on the back and wields a stainless steel singapore cane.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Accompanied to the ring by Judge Death; from Bangkok, Thailand; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds...THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!!"
All the lights drop. As the first chord of “Pump It” by Black Eyed Peas strikes, a gold spotlight hits the entrance. Ryan Champion comes out wearing an expensive off-white suit, open jacket with no undershirt and a gold chain gold letters “RC” on it, and sports a pair of gold-rimmed sunglasses. Champion extended his arms, hands open and palms up, posing for the crowd. He then casually makes his way to the ring as lights flash to the music in alternating colors. Once in the ring, Champion removes his suit and sunglasses revealing his ring gear, then hands the suit to a ring-hand, telling him to take care of it. He then stretches out and lays across one of the top turnbuckles, awaiting the match to begin
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion making his debut in a MIR Match! That could be the toughest first match in history!
Yoland Ando: Champion wears half trunks that come up about six to eight inches above the knees lined in gold trim. White with “Champion” written in gold across the top back portion of them. He also wears a necklace with a small “RC” on the chain tight around his neck, and white wrestling boots that have “Champion” written in gold down the outside of each. Wears thin black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And finally, from Los Angeles, California; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 200 pounds...RYAN CHAMPION!!"
The crowd cheers, and the referees signal for the bell. Bad Boy King Kong chomps down on Ryan Champion's ear! The Shootfighter comes up from behind Kong and hits him low
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rage Sadler hammers Christian Sain with several right hands. He irish whips Sain into the ropes, and Carson Parker cracks him upside the head with a superkick!
Carson Parker goes for a suplex, but Sain blocks it with his leg wrapped around Parker's calf. Ryan Champion comes over and he and Sain double suplex Carson Parker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion crouches over Parker and bashes his head in with stiff forearms. Bad Boy King Kong irish whips Sadler into the corner and smacks him with a few knife edge chops then backs up and squashes him with a 451 pound running elbow smash!!
Dave Sadler staggers out of the corner a few steps and then collapses on his face. The Shootfighter snap suplexes Christian Sain, then pops his hips to pick him up into a second and third
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter smacks Carson Parker in the throat with a few knife edge chops. But then he turns around into a gorgeous standing dropkick from Rage Sadler.
Sadler irish whips Ryan Champion into the ropes and nails him with a clothesline. Bad Boy King Kong gets nailed in the face with a pele kick by Carson Parker! Kong staggers around and then gets caught with an RKO by Parker
Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle, but The Shootfighter shakes the ropes and catches him on the turnbuckle. He and Christian Sain climbs to the second rope from the outside, and double superplexes Sadler off the top through the tables below!!
Crowd cheers wildly for the first table bump of the night! Christian Sain slides back into the ring as Sadler and The Shootfighter lie in a pile of table rubble. Sain gets a running star and clotheslines Bad Boy King Kong
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion lays into Carson Parker with a few karate chops to his chest. Parker tries to fire back with a punch, but Champion ducks and responds with a tiger suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Carson Parker gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong irish whips Christian Sain into the ropes, and ducks down for a backdrop, but Sain reverses with a DDT!
Sain tosses Kong through the ropes onto one of the tables on the floor. Christian Sain climbs up to the top turnbuckles and leg drops Kong through the table!! The audience erupts
Phil Blauer: The little guy making use of the tables, early!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain slides back into the ring and irish whips Carson Parker into the turnbuckles. He grabs the ropes and rams his shoulder into Parker's stomach a few times. But Parker puts his leg over the back of Sain's head and rams his face into the canvas with a rocker dropper.
Carson Parker grabs Ryan Champion and slams him into the mat with a uranage! The Shootfighter gets back into the ring, and he and Parker double suplex the giant Kong
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter swings at Ryan Champion, but Champion ducks and german suplexes him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(The Shootfighter gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckles and waits for Bad Boy King Kong to turn around and then nails him between the eyes with a flying forearm!
The audience cheers. Champion irish whips Carson Parker and swings around on his shoulders with a helicopter rana into a reverse huracanrana over the ropes, pitching the football player through a table on the floor!! The pop gets louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong butterflies both of The Shootfighter's arms and then drives his face into the mat with a double underhook DDT!
Kong scoops The Shootfighter up and takes a few steps before powerslamming him hard into the center of the ring, crushing him with his massive weight!! Christian Sain climbs up to the top turnbuckles and waits for Kong to turn around
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain jumps off the top with a huracanrana but Bad Boy King Kong catches him and then jack knife powerbombs him over the ropes through the table below!!!
The Palm Springs fans erupt with shock and pockets of the fans chant "Kong! Kong! Kong! Kong! Kong!" The Shootfighter catches Kong from behind with a couple of muy thai kicks to his lower back
Phil Blauer: That got his attention.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter tattoos Kong's massive back with stiff forearm shots. He catches him in the bread basket with a muy thai kick, and then tags him in the chest with another hard one that backs him into the corner.
Rage Sadler runs into the corner with a knee strike to Bad Boy King Kong's bulbous stomach. He kicks him hard in the side to bend him over and then he and Carson Parker double DDT Kong
Guillermo O'Bannon: Carson Parker turns around into a stiff scissors kick to the chest by Christian Sain! Sain irish whips Parker into the ropes, and dips down into a backdrop. Parker butterflies Sain's arms and drops him with a tigerdriver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Carson Parker claps his legs together on Sain's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion lifts Rage Sadler in a hanging suplex, then drops him headfirst into a brainbuster! Bad Boy King Kong jumps off the second rope and drops an elbow drop on Sadler's chest!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rage Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pulls Carson Parker out onto the apron, and stands on the tables bridging the apron. He belly to belly suplexes him through the tables!!
The audience cheers goes wild! Bad Boy King Kong brings a chair into the ring. He swings it at Dave Sadler, but the Englishman ducks. He responds with a Soviet Scum Sweep legsweep
Guillermo O'Bannon: Carson Parker staggers back into the ring, and Christian Sain powerbombs him on the chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 9 seconds; CARSON PARKER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY CHRISTIAN SAIN!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion pops Rage Sadler in the face with a european forearm. He full nelsons Sadler and drops him back into a dragon suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rage Sadler gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong lifts Shootfighter up in a fireman's carry, then drops back into a samoan drop!! He scoops The Shootfighter up and bodyslams him over the ropes onto one of the tables. The table doesn't break, so Kong steps through the ropes onto the apron. He leg drops The Shootfighter through a table!!
The chants get louder with "Kong! Kong! Kong! Kong! Kong!" Ryan Champion climbs out to the apron, onto the tables. He pulls The Shootfighter up but he flies back with an elbow to Champion's face. He half nelsons Champion, and t-bone suplexes him through the tables
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter rolls back into the ring and comes up from behind Christian Sain lifting him up in a human torture rack. He spins Sain around and drops him into a samoan drop!
Ryan Champion crawls back onto the apron, and jumps off with a kneedrop to Christian Sain's throat!! He makes the cover
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Christian Sain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion drags Sain onto the tables on the outside. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a tope suicida splash crashing Sain through the table!!
The audience cheers wildly! Rage Sadler irish whips The Shootfighter into the ropes and then takes him out with a spinning wheel kick. Sadler grabs the ropes and angrily stomps him about the face & body
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong drags Ryan Champion out through the ropes onto the floor of tables. He gut wrenches Champion up into a tigerbomb through the tables!!
Kong steps back into the ring, picks up the chair, and crashes it into Sadler's jawbone!! Sadler clutches his mouth & cheek, as blood seeps through his teeth. Bad Boy King Kong grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him into the mat
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rage Sadler kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong gets up but gets caught with a flying cross body by Christian Sain!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Bad Boy King Kong kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain irish whips The Shootfighter into the ropes and catches him with a sidewalk slam!
Sain drags The Shootfighter through the ropes and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off with a flying elbow drop, crashing The Shootfighter through a table
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain rolls The Shootfighter back into the ring. But when he enters the ring, The Shootfighter is waiting for him with some stiff muy thai kicks to his ankles.
Sain hops on one leg, and The Shootfighter goes higher with a swift muy thai kick to his kneecap. The last one drops Sain, and The Shootfighter drops back into a figure four leglock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion flips off the top turnbuckle with a corkscrew plancha to Bad Boy King Kong!! Meanwhile, The Shootfighter clamps down on Christian Sain's twisted legs. Mike Peters checks in to see if Sain wants to submit, but he shakes his head.
Ryan Champion cracks Rage Sadler in his bloody mouth with a few stiff forearm shots, then spins him around into a hangman's neckbreaker! Christian Sain sits up in agony, balling his fists up in pain. He then tries to turn it over, but The Shootfighter releases it at the last second and applies an inverted indian deathlock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rage Sadler attempts to kick Ryan Champion, but Ryan catches his boot. Rage swings around with an enzuigiri kick to the side of his head! The Shootfighter leans back on Christian Sain's legs while laying into the back of his head with stiff forearm shots.
Rage Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckles and then catches Bad Boy King Kong with a flying dropkick!! The Shootfighter sits on Christian Sain's twisted legs, and he's forced to tap out
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 22 minutes 28 seconds; CHRISTIAN SAIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rage Sadler irish whips Ryan Champion into the ropes and belly to belly suplexes him over the ropes through the tables below!! But Bad Boy King Kong grabs Sadler from behind with a cobra clutch.
Bad Boy King Kong applies pressure to the back of Sadler's neck while pulling back on his arm. Ryan Champion staggers back into the ring but nearly gets his head taken off with a russian sickle by The Shootfighter! Sadler starts to fade from the cobra clutch, as Kong thrashes him from side to side
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters lifts Sadler's arm but he keeps it up in the air. Kong scoops Sadler up and drills his head into the mat with a tombstone piledriver! Ryan Champion ducks under a muy thai strike, and counters with a kick to The Shootfighter's stomach. He drops Shootfighter with a stunner!
Bad Boy King Kong comes off the second turnbuckle with a 451 pound splash!! He hooks Shootfighter's limp leg
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rage Sadler kneedrops the back of Bad Boy King Kong's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong hits Sadler in the groin with a hard punch. He lifts Sadler up into a piledriver and then drops his skull on to the mat!!
The Shootfighter wraps up Sadler's legs and turns him over into a scorpion deathlock. He slides Sadler's legs up so it's in a liontamer position, sitting as low as he can. Bad Boy King Kong sits on the other side of Sadler and applies a camel clutch
Phil Blauer: Kong and Shootfighter forming an uneasy alliance long enough to apply a double submission on Rage Sadler!
Guillermo O'Bannon: They're bending Sadler in half with The ShootCrab & camel clutch! Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to submit, but Rage refusing. Ryan Champion breaks it up with a corkscrew plancha to all three of them!!
The Shootfighter german suplexes Rage Sadler, then pulls him up for a second, then bridges the last one for a pin
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rage Sadler rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion steps through the ropes and catapults himself onto the middle of the top rope, leaping off with a Hang Time missle dropkick to Shootfighter's face!! He staggers back into a diving crossbody by Rage Sadler!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rage Sadler slides The Shootfighter out of the ring onto one of the tables. Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle then leaps off with a flying elbow putting The Shootfighter through the table!!
The audience roars, inside the ring Bad Boy King Kong inverted facelocks Ryan Champion inside the ring. He drops down into a reverse DDT
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong runs into the ropes and drops down into an earthquake splash!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kong pulls Champion through the ropes, and then onto the floor of tables outside the ring. He lifts him up into a sidewalk slams Champion through the tables!!
The audience boos and jeers Kong. Kong climbs back into the ring but is too fat and gets caught in the ropes. The Shootfighter smacks him in the face with a muy thai strike to his nose
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pulls him down into an STF with a crippler crossface! He pulls up on Kong's head & arm, as Mike Peters checks in. Meanwhile Ryan Champion drills Rage Sadler's head through the table with an implant DDT!!
Hardkore Hall pops while The Shootfighter continues to torture Kong with a Shootfighter Crossface. Peters asks Kong if he wants to tap but the fat man refuses. So The Shootfighter rolls over into a tricorner choke
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong has no choice but to tap out to The Shootfighter for the second month in a row!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 29 minutes 19 seconds; BAD BOY KING KONG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion comes back into the ring and gets hammered with several dragon claw strikes to his chest. Ryan fires back with a few stiff kicks of his own. The last one keels The Shootfighter over and Champion slams him into the mat with a tigerbomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter claps his legs together on Champion's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion gets up and turns around into a flying body press off the top turnbuckle from Rage Sadler!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rage Sadler pulls The Shootfighter out to the floor of tables on the floor and powerbombs him hard through the tables!!
Sadler is a sickeningly heroic sight as he stands on a table smiling with blood running down his face, soaking in the chants of "SAD-LER!! SAD-LER!! SAD-LER!! SAD-LER!! SAD-LER!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler re-enters the ring and vertical suplexes Ryan Champion. The Shootfighter slides into the ring with a strand of barbed wire and wraps it around Sadler's face!!
Sadler screams as the metal barbs get caught in his hair & face, producing blood from his cheeks and eyebrow. Ryan Champion drops him on his head with a t-bone suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler desperately trying to get that strand of barbed wire out of his hair & face but it's not budging. He just gives up, and catches Ryan Champion coming with a Rage-line!
The Shootfighter goes to work on Sadler's upper ribs with some rapid fire muy thai strikes. Then he pushes that barbed wire deeper in to Sadler's skin & scalp, as blood spews out from his forehead
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter irish whips Sadler into Ryan Champion who catches him with a huracanrana! He snap mares The Shootfighter over and tags him with a couple kicks to the back.
Rage Sadler gets up and punt kicks a sitting Shootfighter in the face. Sadler batters Champion with a few punches, then pulls him up into a razor's edge powerbomb
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Crucifixtion!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Ryan Champion gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter punches that barbed wire into Sadler's face even further!
Phil Blauer: It hurts just looking at it!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter pulls Rage Sadler out to the apron and scoops him up into a backbreaker. He pulls him back up into a full powerslam through the table!!
The audience pops and The Shootfighter rolls Sadler back into the ring, then follows him in. Judge Death tosses him a stainless steel singapore cane
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter cracks Sadler in the back of the head with that steel pole!! Ryan Champion comes off the ropes with his Sweet Dreams shining wizard kick to the side of Sadler's head!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 35 minutes 53 seconds; RAGE SADLER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY RYAN CHAMPION!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter irish whips Ryan Champion into the ropes, but Champion comes back with a flying head scissors takedown!
Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a flying body press, but The Shootfighter catches him with a powerslam! He applies a cobra clutch with a body vice
Guillermo O'Bannon: The ShootClutch!! Champion waving his arm, wildly looking for escape as The Shootfighter pulls back on his arm. He tightens his legs around Champion's midsection, not alloting him to get any new air.
Mike Peters checks in to see if Champion wants to submit, but Champion refuses. The Shootfighter pulls him up and shoots him into the ropes. Champion ducks under a clothesline into a crucifix cradle into a DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Copasetic!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion grabs The Shootfighter in a front facelock and applies a guillotine choke! He rocks back on it, trying to choke out the former West Coast Champion.
Ryan Champion tightens up on Shootfighter's throat. Mike Peters asks Shootfighter if he wants to tap out, but he refuses. Shootfighter slips out of it and punches his way out of Champion's choke. He cracks him in the back with a few muy thai kicks to his back
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter applies an ankle lock. He stands over him, wrenching his foot from side to side. Peters checks in but Champion refuses. The Shootfighter wraps his legs around Ryan's thigh and drops down to the mat with an on-the-mat version.
Ryan Champion crawls over to the ropes and grabs onto the bottom one. Mike Peters forces The Shootfighter to break the ankle lock. The Shootfighter pulls him up by the hair, and tosses him over the top rope to the tables, but Champion grabs hold of the rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion jumps onto the middle of the top rope and springboards onto The Shootfighter's shoulders. He backflips into a West Coast Sunrise reverse rana!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion tosses The Shootfighter over the top rope to the apron. He then climbs the turnbuckle behind him, leaps off and lands with his knees on The Shootfighter's shoulders and somersaults forward to violently jerk his neck and flips The Shootfighter off the apron and through the tables!!! Wake Up Call!
The crowd erupts, and Champion rolls The Shootfighter into the ring. Champion enters the ring and sits The Shootfighter up. Champion applies a full nelson, and then flips over The Shootfighter's head, landing in a bridge, with a cattle mutilation
Guillermo O'Bannon: T.O.D. (Tap Or Die)!! Ryan Champion with a perfect bridge and The Shootfighter submits!!
“Pump It” by Black Eyed Peas plays and the Palm Springs fans cheer wildly. Champion exhaustedly raises his arm
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 38 minutes 28 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MIR MATCH...RYAN CHAMPION!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion, after tearing through five other competitors and some tables wins his debut match in a MIR Match! He goes on to Albuquerque where he will wrestle the winner of tonight's Hang Em High Match!
We cut back into the parking lot, where Carson Parker is putting his bags into his silver corvette. He closes the door and notices a young teen with long black hair staring at him.
Parker: Hey kid, you want an autograph? Sorry, but I don't have a pen or paper.
Guy: I wasn't interested in that. I just want to use you as an example. To show everybody what they can expect before I debut here.
Parker: You're gonna debut here? Kid, the best way to debut is to just wrestle somebody big right off the bat and beat him. Like how I beat Adrian Tanner, Jr.
The guy just laughs at this.
Guy: I do things my own way. I've done that ever since my asshole parents tried to kill me.
Parker: Kid, you're insane.
The guy charges and spears Parker against the front of his car. Parker's back smashes against the windshield. He then grabs Parker's head and bangs it against the hood multiple times. Then he opens up the hood and puts the bloody Parker's head in it before slamming the hood on his head. To finish the assault, this man locks Parker in a rear naked choke, eliminating Parker's ability to breathe. Parker's arms flair about until they eventually drop. This guy lets go of the unconscious Parker and grabs the camera. Once his face is revealed, the fans let out a wave of cheers for this man, knowing who he is.
Guy: That's right Hardkore World, you better look out. Friday the 13th has come early. The big star from UPW and the rising star from UCW is coming. I just hope you're all ready... for "The Unlucky One" 13!
Scene fades back to ringside.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wow! Unlucky 13.
Phil Blauer: They need to do an unlucky gimmick. A guy who always trips on the ropes before he pins the guy and knocks himself out. A guy who's pyro sets him on fire.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Or a guy who comes down to the ring on a harness but it breaks and he falls to his death.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is another first for Hardkore World. A submission match seperated by 6 five minute rounds by two of the top mat wrestlers in the business today. "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa put out the open challenge, and Andrew Karnage was the first to accept. He had to pull out when he and Adrian Tanner Jr. went on to win the Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup.
Phil Blauer: Then I accepted but had to pull out due to a problem with the PH balance in my hair.
Guillermo O'Bannon: When Michael Hunter quit Hardkore World, Syberus was left without an opponent so he jumped at the chance to be on the biggest show of the year in his dream match.
"Bomb Idea" by Mad Capsule Markets. The Palm Springs fans boo as Andrew Sinclair and "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa walk out with Tom Lux and a full ring crew
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa coming off a huge upset loss when The Un-Stable defeated them in the second round of the Frank A. Marano Jr. Cup. But now Arakawa is a definate favorite in the match. He has experenced corner men, and a style that is perfectly suited for this match.
Phil Blauer: I wish I could have done this match, I mean here we are, Palm Springs Punishment our biggest show of the year. And I am yet again without an opponent. But it would be a bigger disservice to the people if my coif wasn't in tip top shape.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I hear you, Phil. Arakawa also has a chip on his shoulder after JoJo Sushi Presents Hardkore Nippon's JoJo Sushi stripped him of his Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles title and made it a yearly event.
Yolanda Ando: Tatsuya Arakawa wears black MMA shorts with white trim and "Arakawa" on the back in white kanji lettering, taped up feet, black open finger shoot gloves and black knee supporter. He wears a "Tatsuya Arakawa - SAIKYO KENKA MICHI"t-shirt.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is a Submission Match scheduled for 6 Rounds; Introducing our special guest judges. First, the man who won the tournament at the first ever Palm Springs Punishment 87; the first ever Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Butch "The Anvil" Brooks!"
The audience pops as the very out of shape Brooks stands up and waves to the audience
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "A former Hardkore America Heavyweight Champion, 'Beautiful' Brad Hart!"
A balding Brad Hart gets up and mockingly does his heart thumping gesture for his old skool fans as they cheer
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And the incomprable former Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion and star of Hardkore Latin America...Bobby Nowa!"
Bobby Nowa gets the biggest pop out of all of them, with the fans chanting "BOB-BY!! BOB-BY!! BOB-BY!! BOB-BY!! BOB-BY!!" Bobby Nowa thanks them and then sits back down
Guillermo O'Bannon: Legends, all of them. I was in attendance 19 years ago during the tournament that saw Butch Brooks defeat John "Catman" Wilder, Rad Rick, Maniac, and "Leaping" Larry Angelo to win the first ever Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship. "Beautiful" Brad Hart was one of the most accomplished technical wrestlers we ever saw with one of the longest title reigns in the history of the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship. Bobby Nowa was an absolute blast, one of the first guys to have seperate personalities, the Fruity Flyer, Roberto Nowa, and Bobby Nowinski; that wrestled completely different styles.
Phil Blauer: Those were different guys?? I feel like such an idiot, I used to rib Roberto Nowa and tell him that the Fruity Flyer thought he was cute! Thank god no one keeps a mask on longer than two weeks anymore, that was confusing.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first accompanied to the ring by Tom Lux; First from Shimo-tsuga-gun, Tochigi, Japan; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 264 pounds...'THE SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA!!!"
The fans boo Arakawa as Tom Lux and his ring crew prep him. “Some Might Say" by Oasis plays and Syberus walks down to the ring with Adrian Tanner Jr. The Palm Springs fans cheer. Syberus gets on the apron and wipes his feet before entering the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Mummy Commando" Genity Howard & Syberus advanced to the third round of the Frank A. Marano Jr. Cup before going to a thrilling time limit draw with The Devine Comedy. Then he went back to SWAT Australia where he defeated former SWAT World Heavyweight Champion Stan "The Icon" Wilson at the Dandenong Basketball Stadium in Dandenong, Victoria, Australia. Tonight he hopes to continue this momentum with his first singles win in Hardkore World since his sternum injury back in November.
Yolanda Ando: Syberus wears silver metallic short tights, with the circle of stars representing the European Union on the outside of each leg, but white instead of yellow. Black elbow and knee pads, black boots and black hand/wrist tape.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Adrian Tanner Jr.; From The Continent of Europe; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 228 pounds...The Great SYBERUS!!!"
Ron Reid signals for the bell and Syberus and Tatsuya Arakawa circle one another. Syberus tags Tatsuya Arakawa in the thigh with a hard kick.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa returns with a thigh kick of his own. Syberus cracks him with a few forearms to the face. He irish whips Arakawa but then yanks him down by the arm.
Syberus pulls him up by the arm and irish whips him again, this time shooting him into the ropes. Arakawa comes back with a high kick to head! Arakawa slap him in the side of the head with a left
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa slaps Syberus in the face with a right. Tatsuya tags him with a spinning chop, and then kicks him in the ribs. Arakawa bounces off the ropes again and nails Syberus with a yakuza kick!
Syberus staggers back stunned and is left completely unprotected for a flurry of stiff punches to his eye. Syberus falls back into the ropes, his head catching the bottom rope on the way down
Phil Blauer: Down goes Syberus! Down goes Syberus!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa irish whips Syberus into the ropes, but Syberus ducks under an Aki Lariot. He counters with a hangman's neckbreaker! Syberus applies a keylock.
Tom Lux and Adrian Tanner Jr. are yammering at their respective wrestlers, as Syberus wrenches up on his arm. Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to tap out already but Arakawa shakes his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus gets behin him, grabs Arakawa's other arm and applies a double keylock. Arakawa on his knees, with both of his arms being pulled behind him.
Tanner screams "You got em, you got em. That's what I'm talkin about!" Arakawa shakes his head as Syberus pulls back on his double keylocked arms. A trickle of blood begins to fall down Syberus' eye
Phil Blauer: It looks like Syberus is showing some color already from those fists of Arakawa.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus leans back on both of Arakawa's wrists. Tatsuya slips one of his arms out and tries to escape, but Syberus is on him with a hammerlock. He wrenches up on Arakawa's chicken winged wrist.
Arakawa gets to his feet, with Syberus still hanging on to him in a hammerlock. Arakawa back elbows Syberus, catching him right over his eye. He comes back with an elbow covered in blood, as Syberus staggers back into the corner. Arakawa shakes some feeling back into his arm
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa tattoos Syberus with a chop to his chest. Tatsuya then slugs him in the jaw, and headbutts him in the face.
Arakawa has blood on his forehead from where it hit Syberus' eye. He backs up and then running kicks Syberus in the chest. Arakawa spinning chops him and then hits him upside the chin with a shotei palm strike
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya hits Syberus in the face with a high kick!
Phil Blauer: Syberus is trapped in that corner, he's got nowhere to go but into Arakawa's fists.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa whacks Syberus with a hard chop to his chest! A second one takes Syberus off his feet!
The audience lets out a loud "Woo" at each searing chop to Syberus' chest. Syberus' chest is pocked with large red welts from Arakawa's series of knife edge chops. The last one is so hard it knicks Syberus off his feet and sitting in the corner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa gets a running start and then rams his knee into Syberus' face, making his head bounce like a pinball against the turnbuckles!
Arakawa's black knee supporter has some blood on it now. He pulls Syberus up by the hair, but he grabs Arakawa by the arm and drops down into a fujiwara armbar
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus pulls up on Arakawa's arm, trying to hyperextend the elbow. Arakawa cries out in pain...
Phil Blauer: I think that's Japanese.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid checks in to see if Arakawa submits but he continues to refuse. Arakawa spins on his shoulder and kicks Syberus in the face. Syberus gets up and hammerlocks Arakawa's arm behind him. He scoops him up and bodyslams him on his chicken winged arm.
Syberus grabs the ropes and uses it for balance as he grinds his knee into Arakawa's throat. Ron Reid gives him until the count of four before the bell rings, ending the round
Guillermo O'Bannon: And that ends a historic round one of this first of a kind match.
Ron Reid pulls Syberus off of Tatsuya Arakawa, with Arakawa getting a few parting shots along the way. Lux and Tanner set up stools in the corner and drag their respective wrestlers to them
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus needing some medical attention for that large gash over his eye.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, good thing he has Adrian Tanner there. He can curse at it or something. What a gip.
Adrian Tanner squeezes a sponge over Syberus' face washing away most of the blood. Tom Lux has his ring boys massaging Tatsuya Arakawa's shoulder & elbow, while The Saikyo Terrorist stares a hole through Syberus
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus seems worse for wear after all those closed fists He needs to keep Arakawa on the mat or he's done for like Torrie Wilson.
Phil Blauer: How do you have this one scored, Matthew?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I gotta give this one to "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa. If this had been a boxing match, Reid would have stopped it by now.
A hot woman in a string bikini walks along the apron with a card reading "Round 2". The fans whistle and hoot at her. Ron Reid signals for the bell
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "ROUND TWO!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa getting some last minute advice from Tom Lux, and then joins Syberus in the center of the ring and we begin our next round. Syberus kicks Arakawa in the stomach, and front facelocks him. Arakawa back body drops him!
Tatsuya Arakawa snap mares Syberus over. He smacks Syberus in the back with a couple of roundhouse kicks. Tatsuya Arakawa kneels down and applies a stretch plum
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid checks in with Syberus but he refuses to submit. Arakawa screams and pulls back on his head & arm. He readjusts his grip and cranes back on the stretch plum.
Adrian Tanner Jr. pounds on the mat, trying to keep Syberus into the mat. Tatsuya Arakawa pulls him up to his feet and drops him onto the back of his head with a deadlift german suplex! The audience boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa grabs Syberus by the hair, and then throws a couple of high muy thai style kneelifts to the stomach, and ends the Tiger Knee combo with a kneelift to jaw!!
Syberus hits the mat, and blood is streaming down his face. He spits some out of his mouth. Arakawa steps over Syberus' body and pulls back his arm with a kneeling wakigatame. Syberus bleeds a large pool of blood underneath his face, as he screams out in pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus rolls onto his back and flips Arakawa onto his back. Arakawa stands up into a stunner by Syberus! He waits for Arakawa to get to his feet, and then hits him with a lou thez press, but Arakawa drops his throat on the top rope!
The fans jeer and boo Arakawa while Syberus staggers around the ring, bloodied and unable to breathe. Tatsuya Arakawa clocks him with a uraken spinning back punch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa goes for a suplex, but Syberus blocks it. He counters with a suplex into a neckbreaker! He grabs Arakawa by the arm and delivers a fameasser to the back of his elbow!
Arakawa rolls around clutching his arm to his chest. Syberus double underhooks Arakawa's arms, but Tatsuya back body drops him. He fireman's carries Syberus up onto his shoulders
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa drops Syberus face onto his knee with a Go 2 Sleep!!
Phil Blauer: Capital idea!
Blauer pulls out his monogramed pillow and takes a nap on the desk. Syberus rolls around the mat, clutching his face as blood runs through his fingers. Arakawa shakes his arm out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa grabs Syberus' foot and applies an ankle lock! He stands over Syberus, wrenching his foot from side to side.
Syberus bleeds a pool of blood under his face as he reaches out for the ropes. Arakawa twists Syberus foot as the Englishman cries out in pain. Syberus rolls onto his back and kicks him off
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus grabs him by the arm and drops down into a code red armbreaker! Syberus stomps the back of his elbow!
Arakawa yelps in pain, and Syberus drops a kneedrop on Arakawa's arm. Syberus applies a udi-garami judo figure four armlock. Tatsuya Arakawa growls in pain as Syberus presses down on his trapped wrist
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa stomping his foot into the mat and we are thirty seconds away from the end of the second round.
Phil Blauer: (snoring)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa tries to prop his shoulder up but Syberus continues to press him down in the udi-garami. Arakawa hooks his foot around the bottom rope and Ron Reid forces Arakawa to break the figure four armlock.
Syberus pulls him up in a waistlock, but Arakawa pops him with a elbow in the face. He smacks Syberus in the side of the head with an enzuigiri kick! Syberus crashes to the mat, and the bell rings
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Saved by the bell!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. having to drag Syberus over to his corner, while Tatsuya Arakawa elects to stand, showing Syberus how much stamina he has left.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I'm giving this round to Tatsuya Arakawa as well. Arakawa is taking him to the mat as well as battering him with relentless stiff punches.
Adrian Tanner Jr. washes Syberus' cut, trying to clean it up with some bactine. Tom Lux does some more work on Tatsuya Arakawa's arm. The woman walks through with a card reading "Round 3"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus has lost alot of blood and looks a little unclear as to where he is. Arakawa putting on a brave face, but you can tell that arm is bothering him.
Ron Reid signals for the bell, and Syberus and Tatsuya Arakawa charge each other
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "ROUND THREE!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa smashes Syberus underneath the chin with a jumping knee attack! Tatsuya Arakawa climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a Shinjuku Crush kneedrop to his chest!!
The Palm Springs audience boos Tatsuya Arakawa. Syberus staggers to his feet and Arakawa charges him, but Syberus catches him with a powerslam
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus applies a half nelson with a chicken wing, pressing Arakawa's face into the mat with The European Three Quarter Nelson!! Syberus applying pressure to the back of Arakawa's neck while pulling up on his chicken winged arm.
The audience roars as Syberus attempts to go home with The European Three Quarter Nelson. Ron Reid checks in to see if Arakawa wants to tap, but he refuses. Syberus grinds his face into the mat some more
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa drags himself along the canvas far enough so he can grab the ropes. Ron Reid forces him to break The European Three Quarter Nelson, but Syberus just drags him into the center of the ring and applies an upright udi-garami figure four armlock.
Arakawa kicks his legs out aimlessly, as Syberus presses down on his trapped wrist. The audience starts chanting "Let's Go Syberus *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Let's Go Syberus *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Let's Go Syberus *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus puts his feet on the ropes for leverage while pressing down on the udi-garami. Ron Reid looks up and catches him, forcing him to break the figure four armlock. Syberus lays Arkawa's arm out and elbow drops it.
Tatsuya Arakawa gets to his feet with his arm clutched to his chest, unable to protect himself from a sharp DDT! Syberus sits up and soaks in the applause
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus pulls Arakawa up in a half nelson, but Tatsuya tattoos him with a back elbow!
Phil Blauer: (wakes up) Wow! I heard that one in my dream about Brian Austin Green!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus is gonna be dreaming about those elbows for a while. Tatsuya Arakawa follows him into the ropes with a rolling solebutt kick that knocks Syberus over the ropes to the floor below!
The audience boos as Syberus awkwardly topples to the floor below. Tatsuya Arakawa rolls out of the ring, and lifts Syberus up into a hanging suplex. He then vertically drops him headfirst into the cement!! The crowd reacts with horror and Adrian Tanner Jr. curses loudly at Arakawa
Phil Blauer: Mr. Tanner, there are ladies present!
Yolanda Ando: Then could you wear some pants, Phil?
Phil Blauer: In this heat? Bitch you so crazy...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus is a bloody mess now as Tatsuya Arakawa pulls him up to the apron. He front facelocks him and drops back into a DDT off the apron to the concrete!!
Audience collectively lets out an "OH!!" Syberus leaves a basketball sized pool of blood under his face. Arakawa rolls Syberus back into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa runs into the ropes and tags Syberus in the chest with a TAK soccer kick!! Arakawa capitalizes with a jujigatame cross arm scissors!
Syberus cries out in pain as Arakawa rows back with his arm in his legs. Blood drips from his forehead, to the canvas below. Adrian Tanner Jr. poinds on the mat to wake up Syberus. Ron Reid asks him if he wants to submit, but Syberus doesn't respond
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid raises Syberus' limp arm, but he keeps it in the air. Syberus gets to his feet with Arakawa still attached to his arm. Syberus pulls Arakawa up by his arm and lifts him onto his shoulder!!
The audience gives Syberus a standing ovation as he balances with Arakawa on his shoulder, with Syberus' arm still wrapped up in Arakawa's legs. Syberus then drops Arakawa back in a suplex and the Palm Springs fans pop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus wipes some blood out of his eyes and lifts Arakawa up and drops him in a brainbuster!
Tatsuya Arakawa ducks under a punch and drops Syberus on the back of his head with a dangerous backdrop driver!! Tatsuya Arakawa climbs to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. jumps to the apron and shakes the ropes!
Phil Blauer: Corner men can't do that, unless you work for Riddick Bowe!
Guillermo O'Bannon: 10 seconds left in the round. Tatsuya Arakawa swings and connects with a punch to Tanner's face, but is distracted long enough for Syberus to catch him with a Highlight Cutter off the top rope!!
Hardkore Hall lets out a monster pop as Syberus and Tatsuya Arakawa lie next to one another, exhausted. The bell sounds and Tanner and Tom Lux collect their wrestlers
Phil Blauer: What a round!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus and Tatsuya Arakawa taking it up a notch for Palm Springs Punishment 2006!
Tom Lux pulls out some smelling salts to wake up the woozy Tatsuya Arakawa. Lux tells Arakawa, "Time to finish it." Adrian Tanner Jr. tries his best to work on Syberus' cut but it's bleeding quicker than he can clean it. Tanner repeats over & over "Stay on the arm, Syberus. Stay on it." A woman passes by to distract the audience with a card that says "Round 4"
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: That was a tough one, but despite that beating he took on the arena floor, I had to give that one to Syberus.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa is definately glad that round ended when it did. He now has some time to shake out the cob webs and rest up that bad arm.
Ron Reid signals for the bell
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "ROUND FOUR!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa and Syberus lock up. From a standing Collar-and-elbow tie up, Syberus will takes Arakawa's aching arm and twists it into a wrist lock.
Awakawa growls out refusals as Ron Reid asks him if he wants to quit. Syberus turns it into a another hammerlock. He wrenches up on Arakawa's wrist, trying to break his elbow
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa does a go behind and applies a hammerlock of his own. Syberus in turn reverses that, into a full nelson that he takes to the ground. Arakawa's face is ground into the canvas as he's helpless in that full nelson.
Syberus presses Arakawa's face into the mat, while pushing down on the back of his neck. Arakawa fights back up to his feet, and then runs backward, squashing Syberus in the corner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa backs up and then caves in Syberus' face with a running Face Erasure Kick!! Syberus collapses forward, and Tatsuya Arakawa catches him in a guillotine choke!!
The Arakawa fans in the audience pop as Syberus frantically waves his arms looking for escape. Tatsuya Arakawa clamps down on Syberus' throat, his arms like a vice around his neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus trying to hang on but he is quickly running out of oxygen. Luckily the blood and sweat mixture covering Syberus' head allows him to slip out of Arakawa's grip. Arakawa sits up and catches a sharp side kick to the back of the head!
The Palm Springs audience pops at the sound of Syberus' boot catching Arakawa in the skull. Arakawa's side and armpit are covered in Syberus' blood. Syberus kneels on Arakawa's upper back who is laying face down. With the aid of his knee Syberus hyperextends Arakawa's arm with one arm and puts on a wristlock with the other
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus applying both an armbar and a wristlock to both of Arakawa's arms. He applies pressure to Arakawa's worn down wrist, while pulling his armbarred arm towards him.
Phil Blauer: Tatsuya Arakawa in alot of pain here. We knew it was gonna be brutal, we just didn't know how brutal. At least I didn't know. I didn't know they were even wrestling until the production meeting.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus trying to break both of Arakawa's arms, as Ron Reid continues to ask him if he wants to submit. Syberus pulls him up into a double underhook and then drops him with a tiger driver' 91!!
Syberus rolls Arakawa onto his face and then climbs to the top turnbuckle, he wipes some blood out of his eyes and jumps off into a Cinders kneedrop, but Arakawa rolls out of the way!! The audience jeers and boos Arakawa as he climbs to his feet with one arm pinned to his chest
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa irish whips Syberus into the ropes and catches him in the chest with another yakuza kick! He staggers back into the ropes and bounces into another jumping Gamengiri kick!!
Syberus falls through the ropes to the ring below! Hardkore Hall rocks with boos. Tatsuya Arakawa walks out to collect the blood drenched Englishman. He pulls Syberus' head into his legs
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa lifts Syberus up into a high elevation MASSIVE powerbomb on the concrete!!
Even the Syberus fans pop at that move! Adrian Tanner Jr. tries to help Syberus, but Arakawa shoves him into the railing as hard as he can. Syberus' face is covered with blood as he spits it out in order to breathe
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa rolls Syberus back into the ring and climbs up to the apron. Syberus cracks him in the skull with a back elbow, and then suplexes him back into the ring.
Syberus staggers around, unable to see where Arakawa is. His foot bumps into Arakawa on the mat, and Syberus picks him up again. He irish whips him into the ropes and drills him into the mat with a spinebuster
Guillermo O'Bannon: The impact bounces Syberus up onto his feet. Syberus atomic drops Tatsuya Arakawa onto the turnbuckles, facing the audience. He climbs up to the second rope and drops him on his injured shoulder with a super backdrop driver!!
The crowd cheers loudly, a "Let's Go Syberus!" chant starts up but then so does a "Let's Go Tatsuya!" chant. Arakawa rolls around the mat clutching his shoulder. Syberus pulls him up by the hair and irish whips him into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa ducks under a clothesline and counters with an STO! Arakawa pulls a limp Syberus up and irish whips him into the ropes, nearly taking his head of with an Aki Lariot!!
The bell rings. The audience gives both men a standing ovation for a great match. Adrian Tanner Jr. takes one look at Syberus and asks him "Do you wanna continue, man?" Syberus can't answer, he just bleeds. Arakawa has to gingerly lowered onto his stool, the ring boys trying to stabalize his shoulder & elbow. Tom Lux asks Arakawa if he wants to end this. Arakawa shakes his head
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Syberus came back strong in this one, I'm giving him this round. He's been working the arm and keeping himself away from those vicious punches.
Tom Lux whispers in Tatsuya Arakawa's ear while he grimaces in pain from the work his ringoys are doing to his shoulder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa finally starting to show some wear & tear. Ron Reid signals for the bell and round five is ready to begin.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: ROUND FIVE!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa steps into the middle of the ring and blows a red fog in Syberus' eyes!
Phil Blauer: I think that's blood! The Japanese are known to have gingivitis!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus staggering around blinded! Arakawa grabs him from behind and drops down into his rear naked choke!!
The Palm Springs crowd boos. The dueling chants of "Let's Go Syberus!" & "Let's Go Tatsuya!" get louder. Syberus bleeding down Arakawa's arm, while his body trembles. Tatsuya Arakawa clamps down on Syberus' throat, leaning back as far as he can. Ron Reid asks Syberus if he wants to tap out, but he refuses. Adrian Tanner Jr. can't see a blinded and blood drenched Syberus getting out of this or quitting and jumps on the apron
Adrian Tanner Jr.: Come on, stop this! He can't even see!
Referee Ron Reid: I can't, he has to quit. Jonnie said. See? I wrote it on my hand.
The chants get louder: "Let's Go Syberus!" "Let's Go Tatsuya!" "Let's Go Syberus!" "Let's Go Tatsuya!" "Let's Go Syberus!" "Let's Go Tatsuya!" Tatsuya Arakawa tightens his grip, and Syberus sprays out some blood to try and breathe. Tanner sees that and tosses a towel into the ring! The Hardkore Hall audience boos
Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. has thrown in the towel!
Guillermo O'Bannon: But Syberus grabs the towel and tosses it back out of the ring! Syberus driving his elbows into Arakawa's mid-section, over & over until Arakawa is forced to break the rear naked choke.
The crowd cheers and Tatsuya Arakawa pulls a blood drenched, trembling Syberus. He spins into a uraken, but Syberus ducks it. He kicks Arakawa in the stomach
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus double underhooks Arakawa's arms and then drops down to one knee for the Sunday Morning Stretch!! He pulls Arakawa's butterflied arms up towards his head, hyperextending Arakawa's injured shoulder.
The front row of the audience slaps the railing, chanting "TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!! TAP!!" Syberus plants his knee in Arakawa's stomach and pulls up on his double underhooked arms. Ron Reid asks Arakawa if he wants to tap out but he refuses
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus stands up slightly and readjusts his grip, so he can drop back down with a better Sunday Morning. Tatsuya Arakawa quits!
The bell rings and the Palm Springs fans cheer. “Some Might Say" by Oasis plays and Adrian Tanner Jr. leaps into the ring to collect a blinded and bloody Syberus
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 25 minutes 31 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...SYBERUS!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus takes out Tatsuya Arakawa in his style of match! The Great Syberus has returned and quite possibly stolen the show!
The camera shows a pully device over the ring attached to a noose
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the first ever Hang Em High Match for the Hardkore West Coast Championship. Lonewolf McNeely and Paul Soutter will try and hang one another, the first one to get their opponent's feet over the top rope wins.
Phil Blauer: Earlier tonight, I tested it out on Boone to make sure it works.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: The pool of urine underneath the noose proves it works.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely defeated Soutter for the Hardkore West Coast title in a brutal barbed wire match in Las Vegas back in January. If that match was any indication of what we have in store for us tonight, fans will have have a treat.
Phil Blauer: It's always a treat when two men try to strangle one another to death on pay-per-view.
"Rip It Up" by 28 Days plays and the audience roars. Soutter steps through the curtain and slaps their hands on the way down to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter had a great run in the Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup with Rated X until they were defeated by The Un-Stable in the third round. After that, X and The Fatman blamed one another for the loss and a violent brawl ensued. Rated X and Paul Soutter have some unfinished business, but tonight he's focusing his attention on getting his West Coast title back.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is the first ever Hang Em High Match; The first one to hang his opponent and pull him up until his feet were over the top rope wins the HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 428 pounds...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL SOUTTER!!"
The Palm Springs fans cheer wildly while Soutter pumps them up on the second turnbuckle. Then sounds of a crying woman are heard as we then see pyro going off to and the arena lights begin to flicker. Blood lines stream down the video tron. Then "See You Dead" by Helmet begins playing and Lonewolf McNeely walks out with the Hardkore West Coast title belt in his hand. He jumps on the ropes and pulls out a knife from his shorts and slices it across his chest and draws a smile amount of blood as he enters the ring. He yells at the referee and gives two fingers to the fans at ringside spitting more blood on the ground
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely has had alot of time to rest, since he and his partner Robert Hunglestien III walked out of their first match with L.S.D. He recently traveled back to Australia to wrestle a match for SWAT, defeating The Jackal at the Dandenong Basketball Stadium. He also lost a quick match to Sun in the first round of UWA's Tournament for the Trophy at the Big Sandy Superstore Arena in Huntington, West Virginia. So he's got the stamina edge over Soutter who has been through hell with matches with Rated X.
Yolanda Ando: Lonewolf McNeely wearing some black leather shorts with Rain's name in blood on the rear, black boots with a wolf on the sides and black fringe hanging off the sides.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...LONEWOLF MCNEELY!!!"
The Palm Springs fans boo Lonewolf McNeely. Soutter gives his vest to Ron Reid, and Lonewolf McNeely blindsides him with a spinning heel kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely tries to lift Soutter but he's much too heavy.
Phil Blauer: I could have told you that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter bearhugs Lonewolf McNeely. Soutter tries to squeeze the life out of McNeely!
McNeely cries out in pain, then punches his way out of the bearhug. He smashes Soutter in the face with a elbow underneath the eye
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely applies an oriental spike to Soutter's throat. Soutter goes down to one knee, choking & gagging.
Referee Mike Peters looks on powerlessly. Soutter flips him over into a belly to belly suplex! The fans come alive
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter inverted atomic drops McNeely, making him do a silly little dance.
Phil Blauer: Won't be so silly when he's pissing blood. Take it from one who knows.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter front facelocks McNeely, but Lonewolf drops down to one knee and low blows the Master of the Powerslam! McNeely pops him upside the head with a superkick!
Soutter clutches his ear where McNeely kicked him. Lonewolf inverted facelocks Soutter and drops into a reverse DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely steps through the ropes out onto the apron, then catapults himself over the ropes into an elbow drop!
McNeely goes for an exploder but Soutter's too heavy. Soutter elbows McNeely in the ear, and then headbutts him in the face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter irish whips McNeely into the ropes and takes him out with a flying spin kick!
Phil Blauer: Pretty agile.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: For Soutter?
Phil Blauer: For a guy who just had an entire chicken.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter full nelsons McNeely and then drives him facefirst with 400 pounds on top of him!
Soutter pulls Lonewolf McNeely up and puts the noose around his neck. The Palm Springs fans pop
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely about to be hung, but McNeely fights his way out of it with a shotei palm strike! McNeely gets his head out of the noose and takes Soutter over in a fireman's carry.
Lonewolf McNeely applies a dragon clutch, cranking back on his head. The fans boo him as he snarls back at them. McNeely plants his feet and pulls back on the head & neck of Soutter
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely sits on Soutter's back, sitting as far back as he can with the dragon clutch. He pulls Soutter up and irish whips him into the ropes, and catches him flush in the chest with a yakuza kick!
Soutter no-sells it and pounds his chest like a barbarian. McNeely looks at him with disbelief and then charges him, but Soutter catches him with a powerslam!! The audience pops like crazy
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter presses Lonewolf McNeely over his head and tosses him over the ropes to the concrete below!!!
McNeely bounces off the concrete with a sickening thud. He tries to sit up, and then just falls back down. Soutter tosses McNeely into the railing so hard it folds in, cramping the legs of the people in the front row
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter climbs up on the apron and then leaps off Soutter-lanching Lonewolf McNeely against the railing!!
The crowd cheers wildly as McNeely and the fans behind him scream in pain. Soutter DDTs McNeely's skull into the concrete!! Hardkore Hall chants "SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter rolls McNeely back into the ring who seems to be busted open from that DDT. He climbs back into the ring and gets up on the second rope. Soutter hops off the second turnbuckle with a bonzai drop but McNeely puts his boot up into Soutter's groin!
Soutter clutches his grapes, and McNeely climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He inverted facelocks him and flips forward into a diamond dust
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sands of Time!! Lonewolf McNeely puts that noose around Soutter's throat and begins pulling on the rope. Soutter being strangled!
Phil Blauer: McNeely having some trouble lifting 428 pounds with a rope. Pussy.
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely looks tired and just drops Soutter to the mat. He tries to scoop Soutter up but Soutter rains down on his back with powerful forearms. Soutter climbs up to the top rope, but McNeely cracks him in the face with an elbow shot!
Soutter is crotched on the top turnbuckle. Lonewolf McNeely climbs to the second turnbuckles. He drills Soutter's head into the mat with a brainbuster off the second rope!! The Palm Springs crowd reacts with shock as Mike Peters hops from the impact
Guillermo O'Bannon: A busted open McNeely puts the rope around Soutter's neck and begins trying to lift this giant peice of Aussie up to the rafters. McNeely has Soutter up!
Soutter's legs kick from lack of oxygen as McNeely tries to lift him up, finally McNeely's arms give out and he drops Soutter. He lifts Soutter up in a bodyslam but Soutter falls on top of him with all that weight
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter irish whips McNeely into the ropes and the West Coast champ runs into a wall of a shoulderblock. Soutter lifts McNeely up in a hanging suplex and then drops it with a little twist to make it that much more painful.
McNeely sits up with blood running down in face and his back in heaps of pain. Soutter scoops him up for a running powerslam, but when he gets to the center of the ring, McNeely falls on his feet behind him with an inverted facelock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely twists him into a roll the dice!! He maintains the inverted facelock and applies a dragon sleeper. He clamps down on Soutter's weakened neck.
The crowd chants "Fuck You Lonewolf! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Lonewolf! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Lonewolf! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" McNeely spits at the front row, and readjusts his grip
Phil Blauer: Soutter has had his neck hung more than Michael Hutchence in this match. The dragon sleeper can not feel good around that burned skin.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter reaches up and rakes McNeely's eyes. Soutter gets popped on the top of the head with a mongolian chop. Soutter kicks him in the stomach and Soutter gut wrench suplexes McNeely.
Soutter headlocks him and bulldogs him into the center of the ring! A blood smear is left on the canvas from where McNeely's face hit it. Soutter puts the noose over his neck, but only pulls him up to where he's standing, then ties the rope to the top rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter runs and Soutter Spears a helpless Lonewolf McNeely, but McNeely just has to twirl with that rope around his neck!!
The audience celebrates as McNeely twirls around helplessly, kicking his legs out. Soutter unties the rope from the top rope. McNeely wraps his legs around the second rope, preventing Soutter from hanging him over the top rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter gives up and drops McNeely. He irish whips him into the ropes, but McNeely ducks under a clothesline. Lonewolf came back from the other side with a hart attack clothesline!
The audience chants "WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH?" Soutter gets up but McNeely dives at his knee, clipping it from behind
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely applies a cross knee scissors to Soutter's leg. He wrenches the big man's foot, trying to twist his bigger knee. Soutter sits up and tries to scoot towards the rope, so McNeely pulls up on his knee.
McNeely turns Soutter over onto his stomach, and switches it up into an inverted indian deathlock. Lonewolf leans back on Soutter's twisted legs, smacking him on the back of his head. The Palm Springs fans continue to chant "WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH? WHERE'S YOUR BITCH?" McNeely points out a few fans for later beatings
Phil Blauer: They must be talking about Hunglestien.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely wearing down Soutter's knee.
Phil Blauer: Hey! He needs to not walk up stairs with those!
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely stands up and bridges back into an oriental crossbow. He pulls up on Soutter's head as blood from his upside down forehead drips down on Soutter's face.
The fans boo and jeer as McNeely rocks with Soutter's head & legs. Lonewolf releases him and pulls him up to his feet. He hits him with a couple of stiff forearms in the chest. He spins around into a roaring elbow, but Soutter ducks and hurls him across the ring with a monster german suplex!! The audience erupts! Soutter points at McNeely, as the West Coast Champ scoots away, begging off
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter tired of laying on the mat getting his legs broken. He irish whips McNeely into the ropes and tiltawhirls him into a Soutterwalk Slam!!
The Palm Springs audience cheers wildly, chanting "SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!!" Soutter limps through the ropes and disgustedly wipes McNeely's blood off of his face. Soutter grabs a chair and walks back into the ring. He sticks the chair in between the top and second turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter irish whips McNeely into the turnbuckles with that chair in the corner!! He follows him in with a hard avalanche!!
The fans pop hard as McNeely staggers out of the corner, then collapses on the mat facefirst. Soutter places a knee in the small of his back, putting all 428 pounds of his weight on them, then he reaches forward and applies a kneeling dragon sleeper, while keeping pressure on the back as well
Guillermo O'Bannon: Souttermission! Soutter pulls up on McNeely's head while maintaining his knee in his spine.
Phil Blauer: Like sex with his wife, Mike Peters can do nothing but look on helplessly.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter rocks back with Lonewolf's head in his arm. McNeely scratches at Soutter's arm to get him to break the Souttermission. It just makes The Master of the Powerslam pull back on his head harder.
Paul Soutter pulls him up and puts the noose over McNeely's head. McNeely grabs Soutter by the head and chicken wings his arm behind his back. He drops down into a chicken wing jawbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely gives him a spinning toe hold, but Soutter kicks him off into the turnbuckles. McNeely staggers out of the corner into a sit out chokeslam!!
Soutter runs at him with a double ax handle, but McNeely is waiting for him with a kick to the stomach. He drills Soutter's head into the mat with an implant DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bleeding Lonewolf McNeely climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes crashing down across Soutter's face with a leg drop!!
McNeely waistlocks him but can't lift him. Soutter back elbows him in the face. Soutter knees him in the groin, then kneelifts him in the face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter grabs him by the legs and spins him around in to a inverted giant swing until he's parallel to him and then drops him in a wheelbarrow german suplex!!
The Palm Springs crowd cheers. Soutter runs into the ropes and comes down with a Soutter Splash, and McNeely puts his knees up into Soutter's stomach! McNeely sticks his knees into Soutter's back and applies an reverse bow & arrow
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely pulls up on Soutter's twisted feet and head. He rocks back & forth, grinding his knees into Soutter's spine. He re-adjusts his grip and pulls up on his feet & head. McNeely releases it and climbs to the top turnbuckle from inside the ring. Lonewolf McNeely backflips into a moonsault body press!!
McNeely waits for Soutter to get to his feet and then tags him with a crane kick
Phil Blauer: Crane kick! Crane kick! In the tradition of Daniel Daniel LaRusso and Hillary Swank!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Soutter shakes the ropes and crotches him on the turnbuckles. Paul Soutter climbs to the second turnbuckles and gives him a Soutterplex!!
Palm Springs fans roar, McNeely bleeds a pool of blood where his head rests. Soutter pulls him up and drives him into the mat with a powerbomb!! No rest for the wicked, as he irish whips McNeely into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter catches McNeely with a spinebuster!! He wraps the noose around McNeely's neck and begins hanging him!
The crowd cheers wildly chanting "HANG EM!! HANG EM!! HANG EM!! HANG EM!! HANG EM!!" McNeely rakes Soutter's eyes to get out of it. McNeely hits the ground and spins into a discus punch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely irish whips him into the ropes and twirls into a back roundhouse kick! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press!!
The fans boo and jeer Lonewolf McNeely. He wipes some blood out of his eyes and waits for Soutter to get to his knees. When he does McNeely swings around into a shining wizard
Phil Blauer: The Flesh Cut!! The move that defeated Soutter in that horrific barbed wire match in Las Vegas!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely wraps the noose around Soutter's neck and begins trying to lift Soutter, but he still can't lift him.
Robert Hunglestien III runs down to the ring, slides under the ropes and begins helping him. Both men are able to begin lifting Soutter up towards the ceiling
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter's feet is almost past the ropes and...the rope snaps!!
The Palm Springs Convention Center roars as Soutter crashes to the mat!! The the Hardkore World ring crew panics, trying to get a new rope over the pulley. Hunglestien & McNeely curse and begin double teaming Paul Soutter
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely holds Soutter in a double chicken wing as Robert Hunglestien III cracks him with elbow smash after elbow smash!
Phil Blauer: It's The Un-Stable!
Adrian Tanner Jr., Andrew Karnage, and Kilroy Evans run down to the ring and the audience goes wild. Robert Hunglestien III grabs a chair and keeps them from entering the ring. Kilroy Evans gets to the apron and catches a roundhouse kick to the face
Guillermo O'Bannon: McNeely and Robert Hunglestien III have misjudged this move here and are now surrounded by The Un-Stable. McNeely pulls Soutter up...
Robert Hunglestien III cracks Lonewolf McNeely in the back of the head with his chair!! The Palm Springs fans erupt in cheers and a bloody McNeely staggers around the ring dazed
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter scoops McNeely up and runs him into the center of the ring with a powerslam!!
Phil Blauer: That was a 5.0 on the richter scale!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter flips McNeely up into a dominator he calls The Soutter Splat!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Adrian Tanner Jr. and Andrew Karnage put their arms around Robert Hunglestien III and walk back up to the ramp. Kilroy Evans follows behind them looking confused, rubbing his face where Lonewolf McNeely kicked him. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Soutter firman's carries McNeely up on his shoulder. He swings him around into an F5 onto the chair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter hits a Down Under Drop on a steel chair!! Soutter pumphandles him up into a Soutter Special!!
The fans chant "SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!!" as Soutter puts the noose over Lonewolf McNeely's head. He puts all of his raw power into lifting a blood drenched McNeely over the top rope, and tie it off to the rope. Mike Peters signals for the bell
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter Hangs Em High!!
"Rip It Up" by 28 Days plays as the Palm Springs fans celebrate. Mike Peters hands Soutter his West Coast title belt back
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 21 minutes 11 seconds, THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND ONCE AGAIN HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL SOUTTER!!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Hardkore West Coast title is back around the waist of The Centre of Attention!
Paul Soutter leaves Lonewolf McNeely swinging with his arms limp at his sides while he celebrates on the second rope with his Hardkore West Coast Championship. James Fierce and The Shootfighter run down to the ring to help him celebrate
Guillermo O'Bannon: The KGB hit the ring to congratulate the big man, and next he has the newcomer Ryan Champion to defend against in Albuquerque, New Mexico!
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Apr 21, 2006#21
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up next is a match sure to be a show stealer. Two time former Hardkore World Champion Tamara Sanchez, Divas Unleashed's Tracee Nguyen and CME Women's Champion Jane Tyrra are chasing after five time Hardkore World Champion's "Sexy" Anjanette Turner's title belt hanging over the ring. Turner and Sanchez know each other well, but these two new girls could be the wild card in this match.
The Palm Springs Convention Center goes pitch black. Seconds later, pyros go off right when "New Disease" by Spineshank hits. Tracee is standing in the middle at the top of the ramp. She makes her way down towards the ring running, slides in and stands atop on each turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tracee Nguyen is on loan from Divas Unleashed, a all female wrestling group out of Las Vegas. She's part of Keiko Nakamura's crew, Joshi Revolution, and looking to win her first championship on the World's biggest pay-per-view tonight.
Phil Blauer: Fresh meat!
Yolanda Ando: Tracee wears pink vinyl bra with a fishnet shirt over it. Her bottom's a black and pink plaid shortskirt with fishnet stockings. Also consists black boots with a pink lace-up.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Ladder Match is for the HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, representing Divas Unleashed; from Parts Unknown, Texas; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 125 pounds...TRACEE NGUYEN!!!"
The audience boos. "Without Me" by Eminem hits as the Palm Springs crowd cheers. Jane Tyrra walks out to a huge pop. Jane Tyrra enters the ring and raises her CME Women's Championship
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra is the girlfriend of Meister, who is over in Japan right now, as we saw him participate in the Hardkore Nippon Junior Heavyweight Title rumble. Tonight she's on her own with four of the most dangerous women on the West Coast, looking to add to her title collection.
Yolanda Ando: ong black tights with a blue stripe on each side, and a blue tanktop. She also wears a necklace around her neck, with an 'M' pendant attached to it, as a show of love for her boyfriend Miester. The CWE Women's Championship is slung over her shoulder.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Chicago, Illinois; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 160 pounds; She is The Current CME Women's Champion...JANE TYRRA!!!"
The Palm Springs fans cheer, then the lights in Hardkore Hall start to flicker, red and blue pyro explodes and "Always" by Saliva hits and a spotlight points on Tamara Sanchez standing in the entrance. The spotlight drives up her body, while she performs the Clique sign. She runs down the ramp, sliding into the ring where she jumps up the top turnbuckle glaring at her two opponents
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez lost her Hardkore World Women's Championship to "Sexy" Anjanette Turner in a triple cage match in Portland, Oregon and is hot to get it back.
Phil Blauer: At last year's Palm Springs Punishment, Tammy lost her title to Xyrynth in a falls count anywhere match. She's looking to tie up her PSP record.
Yolanda Ando: Tammy is wearing black hot pants and a red top with spaghetti sleeves, appropriately saying "BITCH" on the front in black letters & red boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From New York City; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
"Warning" by The Notorious B.I.G. plays and the Palm Springs crowd roars. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner steps out with her belt in the air, soaking in the cheers from the fans
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner won her fifth Hardkore World Women's Championship in Portland, a feat no other wrestler or team has ever done in Hardkore World's 19 year history. Tonight she has to be the first to get that belt or she'll be unsuccessful in the all-important first title defense.
Yolanda Ando: Anjanette Turner is in a laser red two piece bathing suit, red boots, hair in a fish tail braid.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Now residing in Las Vegas, Nevada; Standing 5 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 130 pounds; She is The Current HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...'SEXY' ANJANETTE TURNER!!!"
The Palm Springs fans cheer, and Ron Reid signals for the bell. Tamara Sanchez comes from behind Tracee Nguyen with a belly to back suplex. She irish whips Anjanette Turner into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra clotheslines Turner! Tracee Nguyen is back up and lays into Tammy's chest with a few chops.
Anjanette Turner grabs the ladder and tosses it into Tamara Sanchez & Tracee Nguyen! Turner lays the ladder over Tammy's body
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner gets a running start and handsprings into a backflip splash on the ladder & Sanchez!!
The Palm Springs fans cheer. Turner gets up and picks up the ladder and turns around into a spinning heel kick from Jane Tyrra that knocks the ladder into her face!! The crowd cheers louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra scoops Tamara Sanchez up and drops her on her knee with a backbreaker. She irish whips Tammy into the ropes, but Sanchez comes back with a scissors kick!
The audience boos. Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Tracee Nguyen and Anjanette Turner to get to their feet. Sanchez leaps off the top with a flying crossbody to both ladies
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez irish whips Tracee Nguyen but she reverses the whip and shoots Tammy into the turnbuckles. Tracee follows her in with a hard clothesline!
Tamara Sanchez staggers out and falls flat on her face. Tracee Nguyen backs into "Sexy" Anjanette Turner who drops her headfirst on the ladder with a backdrop driver
Phil Blauer: You can hear the sound of Tracee's head banging into that ladder in the men's room. I just came from there. Nachos. You don't buy em, you rent em.
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner half nelsons Nguyen from behind and drops her on her head with a t-bone suplex!
The audience cheers. Turner turns around into a springboard flying head scissors from Jane Tyrra! The pop gets louder. Tyrra irish whips Tracee Nguyen into the corner so hard that she falls on her ass
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra climbs to the top turnbuckle while Tamara Sanchez drags the ladder over and places the ladder over Nguyen's face. Tyrra leaps off the top turnbuckle with a spin kick to the chair, smashing it into Tracee's face!!
The crowd cheers wildly as Nguyen's face slumps against the bottom rope. Jane Tyrra grabs Anjanette Turner by the face with a front facelock and climbs to the second rope. She jumps off into a tornado DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra walks right into a superkick by Tamara Sanchez! Tammy climbs to the top turnbuckle and catches Anjanette Turner on the button with a missle dropkick!
Sanchez scoops Tyrra up and drills her head into the mat with a tombstone piledriver. Tracee Nguyen pulls Anjanette Turner by her braid and slaps her hard across the face! The fans let out a collective "OH!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tracee Nguyen irish whips Anjanette into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana, but Turner catches her by the legs and powerbombs her!! She holds onto her hands & legs and powerbombs Nguyen on the ladder!!
Nguyen arches her back in agony, and the audience chants "SEXY ANJ! SEXY ANJ! SEXY ANJ! SEXY ANJ! SEXY ANJ!" Anjanette Turner climbs up to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a roundhouse kick to Tammy's face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner whacks Tammy in the side of the head with an enzuigiri! She pulls the ladder of Sanchez's face and Jane Tyrra comes off the top turnbuckle with a leg drop to the ladder over Tammy's head!!
The audience celebrates with jubilation as the hated female superstar stomps her feet into the mat while clutching her face. Turner pulls her up by the hair and sits her up on the top turnbuckle. Anjanette climbs to the second rope in front of Sanchez
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner goes for a superbomb, but Tammy reverses it into a rana off the top turnbuckle!! Tracee Nguyen gives Turner a couple vicious stomps to the head for that powerbomb on the ladder.
Nguyen goes for a suplex on the ladder, but Anj blocks it with her calf. Turner reverses it with suplex then dropped into a falcon arrow! Meanwhile, Tyrra sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra climbs to the middle of the ladder and comes off with a flying elbow drop to Nguyen's chest!
Hardkore Hall cheers. Tyrra climbs up the ladder trying to grab the belt. Anjanette Turner sees that and climbs up the ladder after her. They both meet at the top and start exchanging punches
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra and Turner on the top of the ladder giving as good as their getting. Tyrra grabs around her head, and jumps off the ladder with a side effect with a Tyrra Effect!!
The Palm Springs fans go wild! Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top of the ladder and waits for everyone to get to their feet. Sanchez backflips into a moonsault onto Tyrra, Nguyen, and Turner!!! The crowd gets louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez folds up the ladder and lies it over Jane Tyrra's body. Sanchez runs into the ropes, hops onto the middle of the second rope, and backflips into a lionsault on the ladder & Jane!!
Both Tyrra and Sanchez lie next to one another, clutching their bodies. Sanchez staggers to her feet, and Tracee Nguyen jumping kicks her in her calf. Tammy screams in pain and drops to the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner grabs Sanchez's other leg, and drops down into a figure four leglock! She clamps down on Tammy's twisted legs, while Nguyen stomps her about Sanchez's head & legs.
Jane Tyrra catches Nguyen from behind with a german suplex! Sanchez cries out in pain while Turner continues to press down on her ankle. Jane sets the ladder up next to them
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra comes off the top of the ladder with a splash to Sanchez's twisted legs while Turner holds her in a figure four!!
Tamara Sanchez screams out in pain as she clutches at her recently surgically reconstructed kneecap. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off, catching Tracee Nguyen with a helicopter rana!! The fans pop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra kicks Turner in the stomach and drops her with a stunner! Tracee Nguyen knocks over the ladder and sets it up in the center of the ring. Nguyen headlocks Sanchez and running bulldogs her facefirst on the ladder!!
Sanchez clutches her face, and Tracee Nguyen pulls her up by the hair and irish whips her into the ropes. She dips down for a backdrop, but Sanchez butterflies her arms
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez double underhook DDTs Nguyen's face into the canvas! Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and then dives off with a flying headbutt to Tracee's face!
Sanchez lifts Anjanette in a hanging suplex then drops her on her head with a brainbuster! She pulls Turner up by the braid, but Anj ducks under a punch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner sambo suplexes Tamara Sanchez! Tracee Nguyen climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jane Tyrra punches her in the stomach, crotching her on the turnbuckle.
Anjanette Turner climbs to the second turnbuckle and gut wrench superplexes her to the mat! She turns the ladder over and drags it near the corner. Turner fireman's carries Sanchez onto her shoulders and sits her on the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sexy Anj climbs to the second rope with her back to Tammy. She lifts her up into an inverted crucifix and jumps off with a reverse facefirst tigerbomb from the second rope on to the ladder!!
Hardkore Hall chants "SEXY ANJ! SEXY ANJ! SEXY ANJ! SEXY ANJ! SEXY ANJ!" Turner rolls Tammy over onto the ladder. Jane Tyrra climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a frog splash to Tammy on the ladder!! Tammy rolls over on her side, coughing
Phil Blauer: Tammy's flatter than a pancake! Because of the frog splash, obviously. Not the cruel hand that fate dealt Callista Flockheart.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra snap suplexes Tracee Nguyen. She irish whips Nguyen into the ropes and drives her onto the ladder with a sidewalk slam!
Jane Tyrra climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press, but Tracee Nguyen rolls out of the way and Tyrra's chest hits the railing!! Nguyen lifts Tyrra up into a brainbuster and drops her headfirst
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nguyen climbs up to the top turnbuckles and backflips into a moonsault press to Sanchez & Turner!! Tracee irish whips Sanchez into the ropes and then drops her chestfirst onto the ladder with a flapjack!!
Tammy rolls around, clutching her chest. Anjanette Turner lifts Jane Tyrra up into a gory special, then drops to her knees, drilling Tyrra's head into the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner waistlocks Tyrra and lifts her up into a german suplex, but Tyrra lands on her feet and cracks Turner upside her head with a superkick!
Tracee Nguyen sets the ladder up in the center of the ring. Tamara Sanchez scoops jane Tyrra up and drops her on her head with a michinoku driver II! Nguyen climbs to the top of the ladder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tracee Nguyen backflips into a shooting star press off the ladder on Jane Tyrra!!
Phil Blauer: That's Tammy's move! And she doesn't look happy!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nguyen lifts Jane Tyrra up in her widow's peak called The South Texas Deathride but it gets broken up by a spear from Tamara Sanchez!
Sanchez sits over Tracee, cursing in German about stealing the 7 Year Inch. Anjanette grabs her from behind in an inverted facelock and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. She jumps off into her inverted tornado DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Turner Tornado!! Turner climbs up the ladder towards her belt, but after all the punishment she's absorbed she's taking much too long. Sanchez limping up the ladder on the other side...Tammy meets her at the top and smashes her in the face with a few punches. Tamara pulls Anj's head into her legs in a piledriver position, then flips over the top of the ladder with her Mexican Destroyer!!!
Hardkore Hall blows the roof off and chants "TAM-MY!! TAM-MY!! TAM-MY!! TAM-MY!! TAM-MY!!" Sanchez limps up to the ladder and grabs the belt! Ron Reid signals for the bell and "Alive" by Saliva plays
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 27 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND ONCE AGAIN HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez wins the World Championship for a third time!
Tammy stands on the ladder with her belt lofted high in the air as "Alive" continues to play. The Palm Springs fans boo her
A steel cage lowers over the ring as the ring crew furiously puts the finishing touches on it
Guillermo O'Bannon: In Las Vegas, JoJo Sushi defended his belt in a threeway dance against Anzu & Rising Sun.
Phil Blauer: Anzu of course, turned out to be Nick Knight.
Guillermo O'Bannon: In that match, Sun came within a hair of winning the Light Heavyweight Championship if it wasn't for the interference of his father and midget.
Phil Blauer: Everyone needs help from their midget counterpart.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Another diet Slice, sir?
Phil Blauer: No, but you're close. I'd like a Crystal Pepsi.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: But they don't make that anymore.
Phil Blauer: THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM!!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tonight, there's a steel cage protecting Sun from all of JoJo's family, but no one to protect JoJo from Sun.
"Thesis of a Cruel Angel" by Yoko Takahashi plays and the Palm Springs fans cheer. Sun walks out and is nearly blown back by the huge applause he recieves. A fan holds up a sign that says "Palm Springs Loves the Sun"
Phil Blauer: Someone kick that kid out of here.
Guillermo O'Bannon: First Sun won UWA's Tournament for The Tropy in West Virginia. Then Sun almost defeated Reverend Cornelius Marsh for the SWAT Death Match title in Springfield, Massachusetts in a brutal match. He then went on to take the Hardkore Nippon Grand Championship belt off of Johnny Lee Harley. He's on a HUGE roll right now, and JoJo Sushi has to do anything he can to stop him.
Yolanda Ando: Sun wears a purple martial arts gi and a “vega” style mask. The Mask is white with a red dot in the center mimicking the Japanese Flag. He wears two Shuko Ninja Claws on each hands and carries a bag of Martial Arts weapons.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Steel Cage Match is for the HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Cheshire, Connecticut; Standing 6 feet; Weighing 190 pounds; He is the Current SWAT World Death Match Champion and HARDKORE NIPPON GRAND CHAMPION...SUN!!!"
The audience gives him a HUGE pop as he stands on the top of the cage, pumping them up. Then a casio keyboard version of "Nutbush City Limits" by Tina Turner begins playing. "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi steps through the curtain and the Palm Springs crowd gives him a huge ovation. His dad, Dr. Tojo Sushi walks behind him playing the keyboard, with a mic headset. The Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship belt's dazzle is only dulled by his sparkling platinum mullet. His midget counterpart Lil Jo walks out dancing
"The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi (singing) A church house gin house
A school house outhouse
On highway number nineteen
The people keep the city clean
They call it nutbush, oh nutbush
They call it nutbush city limits
Twenty-five for speed limit
Motorcicle not allowed in it
You go to store on friday
You go to church on sunday
They call it nutbush, oh nutbush
They call it nutbush city limits
You go to the fields on weekdays
And have a picnic on labor day
You go to town on saturday
And go to church every sunday
They call it nutbush, oh nutbush
They call it nutbush city limits
No whiskey for sale
If you get drunk no bail
Salt pork and molasses
Is all you get in jail
They call it nutbush, oh nutbush
They call it nutbush city limits
A little old town in tennessee
A quiet little community
A one-horse town
You have to watch what you’re putting down
In old nutbush, oh nutbush
The crowd gives JoJo Sushi a standing ovation with Tojo & Lil Jo clapping the loudest. He bows to every side of Hardkore Hall
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi getting in on the Verne Gagne action and put the Hardkore Nippon Grand Tag Team titles on both he and his father.
Phil Blauer: Looks like he's been working so hard on JoJo Sushi presents Hardkore Nippon that he's let himself go. Look at that gut. He looks like Tom Arnold with a platinum mullet.
Yolanda Ando: JoJo Sushi wears an elaborate green robe with “The Big Ragoo” in jeweled script on the back. He wears old school trunks with “J J” on the hip. His Hardkore Nippon Grand Tag Team title belt slung over his shoulder with the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title belt strapped around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And accompanied to the ring by his father, Dr. Tojo Sushi and Lil Jo; From Bad Street, Japan; Standing 5 feet 9 inches tall; Weighing 222 pounds; He is One Half of the HARDKORE NIPPON GRAND TAG TEAM CHAMPION & The Current HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...'THE BIG RAGOO' JOJO SUSHI!!!"
Ron Reid locks the cage door and signals for the bell. Sun hammers JoJo with a few punches and then kicks him in the stomach. Sun kneelifts JoJo in the face
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi gets up and locks up with Sun with a collar & elbow tie-up. Sushi gets the advantage with a side headlock. He grinds his forearm into Sun's temple.
Sun pushes JoJo off into the ropes, but JoJo hangs onto the headlock. Sun slips out into a full nelson
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun dragon suplexes JoJo Sushi!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(JoJo Sushi gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun irish whips JoJo Sushi into the ropes and takes him out with a flying leg lariot!
Sun irish whips JoJo Sushi into the ropes again and hits him with a crossbody, but JoJo catches him and powerslams him! He butterflies Sun's arms and tosses him across the ring with a double underhook JoJo-plex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun sits up and JoJo flips over him with a chiropracter crunch. But Sun rolls out of the way of The Hiroshima Fistdrop!
The crowd pops as JoJo clutches his hand in pain. Sun runs behind him with an enzuigiri kick to the back of his head. Sushi staggers around dazed as Sun runs into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun tumbles forward into a rolling thunder lariot!! Sun scoops him up in a bodyslam, but JoJo catches him on the way down with an inside cradle!
Phil Blauer: He's got the second rope, Honkytonk style!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Ron Reid notices JoJo's hand on the ropes)
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi lifts Sun up in a hanging suplex...
JoJo shows Sun to all four sides of Hardkore Hall before dropping him to the mat! He then grabs a chinlock and settles in
Phil Blauer: JoJo applies The Chinlock For Years.
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo pulls up on the chinlock while Reid checks to make sure it's not a choke. He whips his body up to apply even more pressure to his neck & jaw.
Palm Springs claps in unison to root Sun on. Sun works his way up to his feet and jams his elbow into Sushi's stomach. He lifts JoJo up on his shoulders in a fireman's carry, then drops him on his head with a death valley bomb
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun tosses JoJo across the ring with a deep arm drag. Another one pitches him into the cage facefirst!
Phil Blauer: He's busted open!
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo staggers back into a big boot to the face by Sun! He irish whips Sushi into the ropes and catches him with a flying body press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun leans JoJo Sushi against the ropes and dives at him with a clothesline off the ropes, but JoJo catches him and flapjacks his face into the steel cage wall!!
Phil Blauer: He's busted open too!
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi drops a Hiroshima Fistdrop to Sun's laceration over his eye. A second one entitles The Nagasaki Fistdrop busts Sun open even further with those razor sharp knuckles!
Sun sits up with blood running down his face. JoJo Sushi sticks his knees into Sun's back and bridges him up into a Jo and Arrow! JoJo pulls back on Sun's head & legs
Phil Blauer: Ron Reid checks in to see if Sun submits but he's getting no sale.
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi begins rolling Sun around the mat with the Jo and Arrow. JoJo pulls him up into a belly to back JoJoplex!
Sun rolls onto his feet, dazed and walks right into a belly to belly JoJoplex! He pulls Sun up for a JoJobomb, but Sun reverses it into a huracanrana! Sun begins climbing up the cage wall
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun trying to climb out of the cage, he gets up halfway before JoJo Sushi comes up from behind with a low blow that peels the Hardkore Nippon Champion off the cage!
Dr. Tojo Sushi pokes his cane through the chain link fence to his son. JoJo takes a baseball swing at Sun, but he ducks it! Sun responds with a roundhouse kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun irish whips JoJo into the ropes and tiltawhirls him into a quebradora con hilo backbreaker!
Sun swings around into a corkscrew legdrop, but JoJo rolls out of the way! JoJo Sushi applies a chicken wing crossface. He pulls up on Sun's wrist and clamps down on his throat
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo drags Sun into the center of the ring with a chicken wing crossface german suplex!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody JoJo Sushi irish whips Sun into the turnbuckles. He charges after him, but Sun leaps over him and steps on the back of his head! JoJo staggers out and gets taken out with a spinning punch! Sun backflips into a standing moonsault!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun runs into the ropes and flips into a senton, but JoJo rolls out of the way! He picks up that cane and cracks it across the back of Sun's head!!
The crowd pops. JoJo sits on Sun's back and applies a camel clutch. He pulls back on Sun's head and Ron Reid checks in tgo see if he wants to tap out. Sun refuses so JoJo says "Say No Jo!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo Sushi continues to pull back on Sun's head, as blood flows from both their faces. He pulls Sun up into a Jold-school vertical JoJo-Plex!
JoJo Sushi begins climbing up the ropes and then starts climbing the cage. Sun climbs up behind him. He balances on the top turnbuckle and hits JoJo with a shotei open palm strike
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun bashes JoJo's head into the top of the cage! JoJo takes a swing at him but Sun ducks and catches him with a side kick to the kidneys. He slams JoJo's face into the top of the cage again!
JoJo attempts to walk away from Sun but crotches himself on the middle of the top rope! He tips over like a redwood. Sun jumps off and catches JoJo with a missle dropkick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun steps through the ropes and then jumps onto the middle of the top rope. Using the cage for leverage, he backflips into a springboard shooting star press!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun opens up the cage door to walk out but Dr. Tojo Sushi tosses salt in his eyes!!
Rising Sun staggers into JoJo Sushi monkey flips him facefirst into the steel cage! Sun backs into a hangman's neckbreaker
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lil Jo climbs up the cage wall to the very top!
Phil Blauer: To a midget, that's like 30 stories high!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lil Jo somersault corkscrew legdrops Sun!!
The Palm Springs fans chant "LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!! LIL JO!!" JoJo Sushi pulls him up into a fisherman's suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Regal Begal!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Rising Sun gets his shoulder up)
The audience pops at Sun being able to kick out of the move that has ended so many matches over the years. Ron Reid chases Lil Jo back up the cage wall with Tojo's cane. JoJo Sushi curses in Japanese and then pulls Sun up by the hair
Guillermo O'Bannon: After exchanging blows with Sun, Sun ducks low. He dodges JoJo's swing and sweeps out his legs. Sun then lands a shooting star press on his mid section!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(JoJo Sushi kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun irish whips JoJo Sushi into the ropes, and dips down for a backdrop, but JoJo reverses with a swinging hangman's neckbreaker!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: JoJo irish whips Sun but he reverses it and shoots Sushi into the corner. He follows him in with a stinger splash!
Sun begins climbing out of the cage again, but JoJo Sushi follows him up there. Sun has his leg swung over when JoJo grabs his foot. JoJo hammers the perched Rising Sun with a few punches
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun grabs JoJo's pink stained mullet and bashes his face into the top of the cage! A second hit on the top of the cage backs JoJo up! Sun stands on the top of the cage and vaults over him into a sunset flip powerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Thesis of a Cruel Angel" by Yoko Takahashi plays and the Palm Springs crowd roars! Ron Reid grabs Rising Sun's three title belts and hands them to him
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 40 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...RISING SUN!!!"
Sun runs up the turnbuckles and sits on the cage with the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship strapped around his waist as he soaks in the applause
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun is having a hell of a 2006!
Shot opens up on the ring crew putting the finishing touches on the barbed wire wrapped around the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the match I've been looking forward to all night. From 1997 to mid 99, Rated X ruled Hardkore World with an iron fist. He had an unbeaten streak that was made all the more amazing by the no-name that wound up defeating him.
Phil Blauer: "Scottish" Mark Fusion?
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Irish" Mike Powers. But since he lost that title in 1999, Rated X has only won the Hardkore America Television title and the CWF German Television title.
Phil Blauer: Germans have TVs?
Guillermo O'Bannon: They gotta have something to watch their piss porn on. When Kilroy Evans debuted in 2001, he picked up where Rated X left off, earning his name in death matches throughout UWA, IWA, SWAT and Ring Syndicate. Tonight, he enters his familiar barbed wire surroundings to take on his predecessor and someone he must defeat to claim the title the King of Extreme.
"Fame" by David Bowie hits and Soutter swaggers his way to he ring, with his Hardkore West Coast title belt slung over his shoulder. He removing his Hawaiian shirt along the way and tossing it into the crowd. He steps over the top ropes and pulls out the mic.
Phil Blauer: What's the fat guy doing out here? You said it was supposed to be Rated X.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I'm as clueless as you are, Phil.
Phil Blauer: I highly doubt that.
Paul Soutter: "Time to liven this show up Palm Springs!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Liven it up? We've had a MIR Match, a great submission match, a ladder match, and even the Hang em High Match that Soutter was in.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, but you've been calling them.
Paul Soutter: "Liven it up with the Powerslam Challenge!"
Phil Blauer: See, the man had a point to make. You can't have a pay-per-view without a powerslam.
Paul Soutter: "Later tonight, I will finally get my West Coast Championship back. But I need a little warm up, normally, you all know the drill, I set out an open challenge, one of the up and comers hoping to make a name for themselves come out here, and then the KGB waylay them. But as you can see, the KGB are sitting this one out. I stood aside from them in the Frank A Marano tourney, and now for this one, I am on my own. RATED X! Get your ass out here right now! I told you boy, that turning on me would be the biggest mistake of your career, and tonight it begins, think your up for the Powerslam challenge? Think you can one up the Suit?Think again."
"Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and Hardkore Hall leaps to their feet, cheering wildly. Rated X steps through the curtain with his dinged up bloody steel chair with a white "X" painted across the seat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X hears Soutter's challenge and looks like he's ready to tear into both him and Kilroy Evans tonight.
Phil Blauer: Wait, wait. Now it's a handicap match? I'm getting more confused than you when you're asked to please a woman!
Yolanda Ando: Rated X is wearing some black trunks, black boots and his signature black mask with a white X on it. His chest, arms, and back are covered in Yakuza style tattoos.
Rated X stands on the rampway, aware of how this usually turns out
Paul Soutter: "Well well. Here he is. Don't just stand there on the rampway all day, get down here and lets see what your really made of. Hardkore shit matches with barbed wire and chairs, big deal, any turkey can do that, but have you got what it takes to get up from the might of the POWERSLAM!"
X pulls out a mic of his own and goes to speak, but Soutter cuts him off angrily
Paul Soutter: "SHUT IT! Your not going to talk your way out of this one, you knew damn well what you were doing turning on me, now is the time to face the consequences. Now is time to face the BIG BAD BUSTLING BANDIT ... THE SUIT now its time to face the MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM!"
From the back Shootfighter runs through the curtain and cracks Rated X with his steel singapore cane. A thudding blow, which drops X to his knees. James Fierce then runs out with him, and the two of them start pummelling into Rated X
Guillermo O'Bannon: It was a trap! The KGB hammering Rated X out on the rampway!
Phil Blauer: Now I get it.
Soutter bolts out of the ring and up the runway as Rated X starts to fight back, nailing Shootfighter with a low blow, and then snatching the steel cane from him and cracking James Fierce with it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X fighting his way out of the trap but Soutter then spears the hell out of Rated X!!
Soutter then poses for the mostly booing fans, as James Fierce and The Shootfighter continue the assault on Rated X, now stomping away on him. Soutter joins them for a few stomps and then picks him up in a pumphandle onto the shoulder, before dropping him on the steel ramp with sit down viagra driver, Soutter Special
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter drops Rated X headfirst on that railing! The KGB sets up a table in the audience. Soutter then picks X up once more on his shoulder, he takes off running, and leaps off the entrance ramp, powerslamming him through a table on the floor!!!
The audience lets out a collective "OH!!!" as Soutter liquifies the table!! Rated X is motionless, lying in the 14th row. James Fierce grabs Bill Kasal by the jacket and forces Kasal to begin introductions
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Uhh...The following Barbed Wire Match is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters; Featuring first from Parts Unknown, Standing 5 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds...RATED X!!!"
The audience buzzes with confusion as The KGB help Soutter to his feet. They also pick up Rated X and pull him towards the ring area. Then "No Rest For The Wicked" by The Bloodhound Gang plays and Hardkore Hall cheers. Kilroy Evans down to the ring, seeming somewhat confused. He slides under the barbed wire and climbs up to the second turnbuckle and holds his Hardkore America Heavyweight and Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belts up in the air
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans looking a little wary of the current situation. Soutter just put his opponent through a table, but The KGB is still hanging around the ring.
Phil Blauer: Maybe they want to watch. I hear Fierce likes to watch. Besides, Soutter could be doing him a solid for helping him in The Hang Em High match.
Yolanda Ando: Kilroy Evans wears a black The Tick t-shirt, blue jeans, brown belt and red, white, and blue wristbands.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, from Attbury, South Carolina; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 253 pounds; He is One Third of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS & The Current HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...KILROY EVANS!!!"
Mike Peters signals for the bell as Rated X struggles to get to his feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans shrugs and spears Rated X into the barbed wire!!
Rated X staggers out of the barbed wire, and Kilroy Evans belly to belly suplexes him across the ring! X gets up and charges Kilroy, but he drop toe holds X's face into the barbed wire
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans pulls a bloody Rated X up into a full nelson. He tosses X over his shoulder with a release dragon suplex!
Kilroy Evans goes for a boston crab, but Rated X reaches up and rakes his eyes. He gets up and splits Kilroy's wig with a chop. A second one backs Kilroy up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X takes a swing at him but Kilroy ducks it and german suplexes him!
Kilroy Evans applies a cobra clutch and then ties up their legs, he pitches him facefirst into the barbed wire with an inverted cobra clutch legsweep!! Rated X clutch his face and tips over to one side
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans goes for a suplex, but Rated X blocks it. X grabs Kilroy by the t-shirt and swings him into the barbed wire!!
Kilroy arches his back in pain and crawls away from the barbed wire on his knees. Rated X kicks him in the face, making him fall to his side. He continues to stomp Kilroy about the face & head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X goes for a piledriver, but Kilroy Evans backdrops him. Kilroy irish whips Rated X chestfirst into the barbed wire!!
Kilroy spears Rated X in the back, pushing him into the wire even further! Kilroy Evans lifts Rated X up into a hanging suplex, then drops him headfirst into a brainbuster
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Rated X still feeling the effects of the beatdown from the KGB and that 400 pound powerslam.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans grabs a sleeper hold on Rated X as soon as he sits up. He thrashes X from side to side with his forearm underneath his chin. X is bleeding profusely from his chest, arms, and back.
Kilroy Evans applies pressure to X's carotid artery, as Rated X works his way up to his feet. He back pedals Kilroy backfirst into the barbed wire!! Kilroy stumbles back, into a hangman's neckbreaker by Rated X
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sits on top of Kilroy's chest. He digs his thumbs into Kilroy Evans' head wound and pulls it open more. Rated X drops in a few elbows for good measure.
Rated X drags Kilroy Evans over to the barbed wire and pushes the bottom strand down into his throat! He stomps his feet into the mat in pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Kilroy Evans clotheslines him off the turnbuckle to the floor below!!
Kilroy Evans pulls out a table and sets it up in the ringside area. He lays Rated X on the top of the table and places a chair over his chest. He climbs up to the apron, gets a running start and splashes the chair putting X through a table!! The Palm Springs fans chant "KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans grabs a beer bottle out of a fans' hand and tosses the alcohol into Rated X's eyes when he gets up! He staggers around blinded, and Kilroy cracks the bottle over X's head!!
Rated X walks like a drunk man right into a spinebuster from Kilroy Evans into the steel railing!! Kilroy pulls him up by the mask, but Rated X comes up and bounces Kilroy's head off the guardrail
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X headlocks Kilroy Evans and gets a running start, bulldogging this throat on the railing!! X irish whips Kilroy headfirst into the corner post!
Kilroy Evans spins around with blood flowing down his face. Rated X drags a table over to the railing and leans it up against the guardrail. He pulls Kilroy up over his shoulder, then running powerbombs him through the table!! The fans chant "RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X piledrives Kilroy Evans on the concrete!!
The Palm Springs audience cheers, and Kilroy rolls over to his side with blood running down his face. He grabs a full can of Diet Cherry Coke and smashes Rated X in the skull with it!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X kicks Evans in the stomach, and rolls him around into a hangman's neckbreaker on the railing!!
Rated X pulls Kilroy Evans up onto the apron, but Kilroy pushes X's face into the barbed wire! He grabs X by the head and drops The Bad Touch diamond cutter off the apron!! The Palm Springs fans chant "KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans rolls Rated X under the barbed wire. He slides under the barbed wire and crouches over him, headbutting X's mask until there can't be much face left in there.
Kilroy Evans scoops Rated X up and bodyslams him, but X inside cradles him
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans drops him into a stunner! He turns Rated X over into a boston crab. He sits back on X's back, arching back on his legs. X tries to crawl away, but Kilroy crouches down even further.
Rated X powers out of the boston crab. He gives Kilroy a few knuckle shots to his forehead breaking his head open the hard way. X bites his forehead opening up the wound even more and follows with more closed fists and sharp elbows to make the bleeding even worse
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X drives him face first into his knee twice, then finishes up with a big punch sending him to the mat. Kilroy Evans catches one of his fists, and then catches the other. He batters Rated X with some more headbutts while his arms are trapped.
Kilroy Evans piledrives Rated X's skull into the mat!! Evans climbs to the top turnbuckles and leaps off with an elbow drop to Rated X's chest!! He hooks Rated X's leg
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans sets up the X Chair. He goes for The Bad Touch but X slips out and lifts Kilroy up in a human torture rack. He flips him over into a Palm Springs Driver on the standing chair!!
The Palm Springs fans erupt and chant "RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!" Rated X scoops Kilroy Evans up and fallaway slams him into the barbed wire!! The audience pops even louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans staggers to his feet and Rated X caves his head in with a steel chair!!
Kilroy no-sells it and the fans cheer. He trembles with rage, pointing at X. Rated X laughs and takes a second baseball swing but Kilroy Evans delivers a big boot to the chair, smashing it into X's face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans bites at one of the cuts on Rated X's shoulder, causing him to scream in agony. He pulls a salt packet out of his pocket. He tears it open and pours the salt into his wound!
A dueling chant of "Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X!" Kilroy Evans pulls him up into a crucifix powerbomb onto the barbed wire!! The Palm Springs fans roar
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X staggers out of the barbed wire and Kilroy Evans catches him with The Bad Touch!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans sets up The X Chair. He pulls him up by the mask, but Rated X comes up swinging with a back elbow to Evan's face! Rated X lifts Kilroy up into a powerbomb onto the back of the chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X inverted facelocks Kilroy and lifts him up into The Black Out neckbreaker!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls a pair of pliers out from behind the turnbuckle. He cuts a strand of barbed wire off the bottom layer. He whips Kilroy Evans' back with the barbed wire!!
Phil Blauer: I would think that's for the salt. Just a guess.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy gets up and grabs Rated X by the mask and tosses his face into the barbed wire!! He grinds X's face into the barbs from side to side!
The dueling chants start back up of "Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X!" Kilroy slides under the barbed wire and tosses not one, but two tables into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy takes one of the tables and leans it against the corner. He irish whips Rated X, but X reverses it and shoots Kilroy into the table, breaking it!
Rated X pulls Kilroy up, but The Attbury Assassin kicks him between the uprights. He double underhooks Kilroy's arms and then DDTs him on his on X Chair!! He turns him over and makes the pin
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans goes for a spear, but Rated X spins out like he's Shaun Alexander, and Kilroy hits the barbed wire!! X comes up from behind him and delivers another Palm Springs Driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X picks up his X Chair and brains Kilroy with it! Kilroy staggers around and gets DDTed on a chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sets the table up and rolls Kilroy Evans onto the table. He climbs up on to the table and pulls Kilroy Evans up to his feet. But Evans paint brushes X across the face and then drops The Bad Touch through the table!!
Hardkore Hall chants "KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!!" as both men lie in the wrecked table. Evans gets to his feet and lays the X Chair over his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans leg drops the chair into Rated X's face!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy goes under the barbed wire and grabs another table. He slides it under the barbed wire and sets it up near the corner. He lays Rated X on the table and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Kilroy Evans leaps off with a 747 splash through the table!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans irish whips Rated X into the corner and follows him in with an avalanche, but X puts his boot up into his face! He takes his X Chair and puts it on his throat, choking him with it.
Kilroy Evans, covered in blood, kicks his legs out feebly while struggling for air. Rated X grabs one of the jagged pieces of table and begins carving Kilroy's flesh with it. He then slides under the barbed wire and goes underneath the ring. He retrieves a very familiar looking bag
Phil Blauer: MY god, what is that smell?? Boone?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I don't think so. Check my butt, did I sit in something dead again?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X has that bag of dog shit! He sets up his X Chair and sits it on the seat. He sets the bag of shit on fire! Rated X fireman's carries Kilroy Evans and sits him on the turnbuckle. He climbs to the second rope and Unabomber DDTs Kilroy Evans into the flaming bag of shit!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans gets his shoulder up)
The Palm Springs fans gasp
Phil Blauer: He kicked out of The Unabomber!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: No one's done that since Cyrus Williams! Rated X goes to suplex him, but Kilroy blocks it and gourdbusters X on the barbed wire!!
The audience pops. Rated X hangs over the barbed wire by the stomach, and Kilroy Evans catches him with The Bad Touch off the wire!! He picks up Rated X's chair and twirls it a bit, waiting for X to get to his feet
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans hits X in the balls with his own X Chair! He lifts X up into a back suplex for The Blue Thunder Driver, but Rated X flips onto his feet behind him!
Rated X kicks him in the stomach and double underhooks his arms. He lifts Kilroy up and over his shoulder and then pitches him headfirst into a piledriver!! He folds his legs over in a cradle
Guillermo O'Bannon: RU-486!!
Referee Mike Peters: (the audience counts along) 1...2...3!!!
The Palm Springs Convention Center leaps to their feet in celebration as "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays on the PA
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 20 minutes 27 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...RATED X!!!"
Phil Blauer: Rated X's first championship in six years!
Guillermo O'Bannon: What about the CWF German TV title?
Phil Blauer: Rated X's first championship in six years!
Mike Peters hands Rated X his Hardkore America Championship belt, and Rated X climbs up the turnbuckles with the belt high in his hands. He kisses it and then lofts it high above his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X wins the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship after one of the most hellacious matches of his career! If this was any indication, he's not done with Kilroy Evans by a sight.First off, fans, I have to apologize. Due to satelitte hook-up problems. We will be un-able to bring you the Hardkore Nippon Junior Heavyweight Title rumble. It will be at JoJo's next show at the Boduken Hall in Tokyo, Japn. Now it's time for our main event. The Hardkore World Heavyweight title picture has been a revolving door, as it has since Rated X lost it back in 1999. Andrew Sinclair upset Cobryn in his hometown of Sacramento to win his first World Championship. James Fierce defeated him in his first title defense in Las Vegas. In Portland, Robert Hunglestien III pinned Fierce to win it. Now Andrew Sinclair attempts to win it back and become only the fifth two time Hardkore World Champion in our 19 year history. Hunglestien attempts to become the first World Champion to defend his title since Cobryn back in November.
"Monkey Man" by The Rolling Stones starts up and Hardkore Hall stands up to boo Sinclair. Andrew "Gonzo" Sinclair jogs in place for a little while, and then steps out and is nearly blown back by the heel pop. He slowly walks down to the ring, staring straight ahead
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair and Hunglestien were once teammates in The Un-Stable. A crew that Hunglestien is once more a part of, after swerving his bodyguard Lonewolf McNeely earlier in the evening. Sinclair was one of the men Hunglestien betrayed when he attacked The Un-Stable with a barbed wire baseball bat in Las Vegas. Sinclair wants to give Hunglestien a reciept for that High Life he recieved on the barbed wire bat in January.
Phil Blauer: This crew is more confusing then Lost.
Guillermo O'Bannon: You don't watch Lost.
Phil Blauer: I can't even figure out when it's on!
Yolanda Ando: Sinclair walks down to the ring wearing his wrestling trunks under a knee-length black and white Kobashi-style velvet robe. He also wears a black head band that trails down to his waist. Andrew Sinclair wears black bicycle-short-style wrestling trunks that have a stylized white revolver emblazoned across the ass.
Before entering the ring, he drops the robe and headband, revealing a long sleeve black t-shirt with the words "Straight Shooter" on the front and "Internationally Infamous" on the back in silver
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is The Main Event of the evening. It is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Sacramento, California; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds...'THE STRAIGHTSHOOTER' GONZO SINCLAIR!!!"
The Palm Springs Convention Center goes dark, purple lights flash and a purple spotlight shines on Robert Hunglestein III at the top of the ramp way. The purple lights turn to gold as a voice says "You wish you could be me...It must suck to be you!" then purple and gold begin to alternate and run all over Hardkore Hall as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears hits. RHIII points at his Hardkore World Heavyweight Champioship strapped around his waist and then shines up his UWA World Championship slung over his shoulder. He heads down to ring with a slow cocky strut, as the fans cheer. He stands on the apron, staring a hole through Andrew Sinclair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III has won nearly every title there is to win in Hardkore America since he came here in 2004. His Hardkore America title reign was one that he was the proudest of, but he told me he's looking to surpass that and become the face of Hardkore World for years to come.
Phil Blauer: I can believe that The Undertaker lives in an urn. I can believe that HHH comes down to the ring before the show every night and hides a sledgehammer under the ring. I can believe no one can get beyond the worms long enough to try an offensive manuever against The Boogeyman. But the one thing I will not believe, is that Robert talks to you.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestein also has a huge conditioning advantage over Andrew Sinclair. He hasn't really wrestled in Hardkore World since February 11th, while Sinclair had a grueling tag team match with Andrew Karnage & Adrian Tanner Jr. He recently scored a second World Championship in UWA, where he won The Gauntlet for the Gold in Athens, Ohio by defeating Sun after some help from Syberus.
Yolanda Ando: Hunglestien is wearing a long black robe, with purple and gold gems spelling out the name "Hunglestein" across the back. has on a black wrestling singlet that has "Hunglestein" wrapping across the front diagonally from top to bottom in dark purple with gold outline. On the back of the singlet there’s three slashes in gold which obviously symbolize the 3 from the end of his name. Hunglestien also wears black elbow pads, and has his wrist taped with black tape. Robert wears black boots and black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent, originally hailing from Cleveland, Ohio, now making his residence in Beverly Hills, California; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 265 pounds; He is The Current UWA World Champion and HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!!"
The Palm Springs audience cheers. Ron Reid holds up the Hardkore World Heavyweight title belt in the air and signals for the bell. Hunglestien & Sinclair meet in the center ring, with a stare down
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien and Sinclair lock up in a collar & elbow tie up. They struggle for position, and then Hunglestien uses Gonzo's own momentuim to flip him over in a fireman's carry.
Hunglestien pulls him up into a shortarm clothesline, but Sinclair ducks and answers with a rolling ipponzei judo throw
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair runs into the ropes, but Hunglestien drops to his stomach. Gonzo hops over him into the ropes, but when he comes back Hunglestien drop toe holds him to the mat.
Hunglestien crawls up onto Sinclair's back and cracks him in the back of the head with stiff elbows. He slides up into a crippler crossface and the Palm Springs fans pop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III pulls up on Sinclair's head & face. The Straight Shooter growls out refusals to submit but Hunglestien has him wrapped up tight. He re-adjusts his fingers and leans back as far as Sinclair's neck will allow. Sinclair rolls him over into a cradle!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Hunglestien releases the crippler crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair catches him with a northern lights suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Robert Hunglestien gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Gonzo tags Hunglestien with a few side kicks and then catches him in the mouth with a high kick. He lifts him up into a fireman's carry, but Hunglestien lands on his feet behind him. He belly to back suplexes Andrew Sinclair.
Hunglestien scoops Sinclair up and bodyslams him. He irish whips Sinclair into the ropes and flips him over with a flying head scissors takedown
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien irish whips Sinclair into the ropes again and tiltawhirls him but Sinclair spins out of it onto his feet and scoops him up into a northern lights bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Robert Hunglestien gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair drops a falling headbutt right between Hunglestien's eyes. He pulls him up and tosses Hunglestien across the ring with a karelin lift!
Boos rock Hardkore Hall. Sinclair waistlocks Hunglestien, but Robert back elbows him. He takes Sinclair over in a side headlock
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Andrew Sinclair rolls him over into a cradle)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien straightens Sinclair up with a european uppercut. He belly to belly suplexes Andrew Sinclair!
The Palm Springs fans cheer. Robert Hunglestien III irish whips Andrew Sinclair into the ropes and catches him with a powerslam on the way back
Refereee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien irish whips Sinclair into the ropes but Gonzo ducks under a hart attack clothesline. Bobby the Third walks right into an elbow smash, and then gets slammed into the mat with a uranage!
The crowd boos. He grabs Hunglestien's leg and drops back into a hizajujigatame cross kneebar. He holds onto his ankle and pulls up on Hunglestien's foot. Hunglestien drops to his back in pain and his shoulders are pinned to the mat
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Robert Hunglestien sits up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair pulls up on Robert Hunglestien's leg but he refuses to tap out. Sinclair gets to his feet and turns him over onto his stomach. He grabs Hunglestien by his legs and flips him over into a wheelbarrow suplex!
The boos from the Palm Springs fans get louder. Sinclair irish whips him into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana but Hunglestien powerbombs him! The audience pops
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III cobra clutches Sinclair and then drops him headfirst with a brainbuster! He pulls Sinclair up on his shoulder with an Argentinean backbreaker. He bounces Sinclair's spine onto his shoulder trying to force a submission out of The Straight Shooter.
Ron Reid asks Sinclair if he wants to tap out but he refuses. Hunglestien drops to his knees shooting his shoulder through Sinclair's back! Sinclair flops off to his side. Hunglestien grabs Sinclair by his legs and turns him over into a boston crab
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien sits back on the boston crab, pulling his legs toward the back of his head. He pulls back on Sinclair's legs, trying to break his spine. Sinclair crawls over to the ropes, and grabs the bottom rope. Reid forces the break, but Hunglestien pulls him up by the hair. He irish whips him into the ropes and jams him into the mat with a spinebuster!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Andrew Sinclair clutching at his back after all the punishment it's taken.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien goes for a piledriver, but Sinclair backdrops out of it. Sinclair tags him with a spinning uraken back punch. He flips Hunglestien over his shoulder with an exploder!!
Andrew Sinclair runs into the ropes and tattoos Hunglestien in the chest with a soccer kick! He pulls Hunglestien up into a front facelock and drops down into a guillotine choke
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair rocks back with Hunglestien's head in his arms. He clamps down on Hunglestien's throat & neck. He cinches up on his neck as he tries to choke out The Straight Shooter. Hunglestien gets half to his his feet and slips his head out. He stomps Sinclair's chest a few times. Hunglestien scoops Sinclair up and drops him with a michinoku driver II!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III front facelocks Sinclair, but he lifts Bobby up into a fireman's carry. He runs into the center of the ring and drops him on his head with a death valley driver!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien III kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien rolls out of the way of a kneedrop. Sinclair clutches his knee, and the World Champion applies an inverted indian deathlock. Hunglestien leans back on Sinclair's legs, sitting on his twisted limbs.
Andrew Sinclair cries out in pain. Ron Reid asks him if he submits, but Sinclair shakes his head "no". Hunglestien releases the inverted indian deathlock, and straightjacket suplexes him
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III pulls Andrew Sinclair up into a crucifix, but Sinclair slips out of it and lands behind him. Sinclair answers with a dragon suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair irish whips Hunglestien into the ropes and catches him under the jaw with a jumping kneelift!!
Sinclair scoops him up but Hunglestien falls behind him. He drops Sinclair on his head with a t-bone suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien pulls Sinclair up, and flips him over his shoulder, onto his face with a dominator powerbomb!!
Sinclair rolls around on the mat, clutching his stomach. Robert Hunglestien III pulls him up into a front facelock then into a DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien pumphandles Sinclair up, but he slips out of it and lands behind him. Sinclair german suplexes Hunglestien!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien sits up, and Sinclair runs off the ropes and soccer kicks him in the chest!
Hunglestien kicks his feet into the mat in pain, clutching his chest. Sinclair catches him between the eyes with a crisp kneedrop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair irish whips Hunglestien into the ropes and bends over for a backdrop. He butterflies Sinclair's arms and double underhook backbreakers him!
Hunglestien lifts Sinclair up over his shoulders, and then drops down into a vertebreaker!! The Palm Springs fans cheer and Hunglestien makes the cover
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III lifts Sinclair up in a fireman's carry. He swings him around onto his face with an F5!!
Hunglestien irish whips Sinclair into the ropes and tiltawhirls him into a quebradora con hilo backbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien irish whips Sinclair into the ropes, but he comes back with a STO!
The crowd boos Sinclair. Andrew clutches his back, and then runs into the ropes. He smashes Hunglestien in the face with his knee
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair waylays him with a Caution: Do Not Stop on the Tracks! Andrew Sinclair climbs to the top turnbuckles and comes off with a Bombs Away kneedrop!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair irish whips Hunglestien into the ropes with a running high kick that sends him over the top rope!
Sinclair steps through the ropes and comes out to the floor. He scoops Hunglestien up but he lands on his feet behind him. The World Champion knees him in the stomach and then pedigrees his face into the concrete!! Sinclair rolls over onto his back with a cut over his eye
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien pulls him up into a powerbomb, but Sinclair takes him over with a huracanrana on the floor! He lifts Hunglestien up into an electric chair and then lets him drop back against his back in a gory special. he flips him back over throatfirst into the railing with a Revolution Blues!!
The Palm Springs fans let out a collective "OH!!!" Hunglestien staggers around clutching his throat. A busted open Sinclair rolls Hunglestien back into the ring. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair hops off with another Bombs Away but Hunglestien rolls out of the way!! He pulls Sinclair in with a shortarm clothesline. He back suplexes him up into a blue thunder bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Sinclair claps his legs together on Hunglestien's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien irish whips Sinclair into the ropes but he ducks a clothesline and applies a wakigatame armbar! He pulls up on Hunglestien's arm & wrist, trying to hyperextend shoulder.
Ron Reid asks Hunglestien if he wants to submit but he shakes his head. Blood runs down Sinclair's face as he pulls up on Hunglestien's arm. He wraps Hunglestien's arm around his wrist with his leg behind Hunglestien's head. He rolls him over to put pressure on his elbow
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair wrenches up on Hunglestien's wrist. He pulls up on his shoulder, and Hunglestien is trying not to submit his World Championship. He finally grabs hold of the rope and Ron Reid forces him to break the kimura. Sinclair irish whips him into the ropes and goes for a running high kick but Hunglestien reverses it with a leg capture suplex!
The audience pops. Robert Hunglestien irish whips Sinclair into the ropes and jams him into the mat with a sidewalk slam
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien lifts Sinclair up into a human torture rack, and flips him facefirst into a burning hammer!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair grabs his leg and takes him over with a dragon screw. He gets up, but Sinclair trips Hunglestien up with a sambo takedown, and wraps his legs around his leg and turns it into a legbar! He pulls up on Hunglestien's ankle.
Hunglestien balls his fists up in pain. Sinclair clamps his trunk like legs around Hunglestien's thighs, and twists his foot. Sinclair releases the leg bar, and runs into the ropes. He tumbles into a koppo kick to Hunglestien's chest
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: A blood covered Sinclair wraps him up in a guillotine choke but before he can drop down, Hunglestien back drops him.
Hunglestien undoes the turnbuckle padding exposing the steel cable hook. He lifts Andrew Sinclair up and powerbombs the back of his head into the exposed turnbuckle!! His head snaps back and staggers back into Hunglestien's clutches
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien fisherman's suplexes Sinclair but drops him back on to his foot, jamming his own knee into his stomach! Paradise Hills!!
Sinclair is keeled over, and Hunglestien butterflies his arms. He double underhooks him up over his shoulder into a dominator, then flips him over into a piledriver
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Star Breaker!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III butterflies his arms and drops into his sit out pedigree known as The High Life!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears plays and the audience cheers. Ron Reid raises Robert Hunglestien's arm and hands him his belt
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 21 minutes 07 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III has become the first man to defend his Hardkore World Championship since Cobryn back in November. He's here to stay!
Hunglestien straps the belt around his waist and climbs up on the second rope, soaking in the cheers. A bandaged Kilroy Evans walks out with Adrian Tanner Jr. & Andrew Karnage
Guillermo O'Bannon: Well it's been one of the best Palm Springs Punishment in years. Join us next month in Albuquerque!