Post by Jonnie Valentine on Jan 5, 2024 20:53:48 GMT -5
"Phreaked" by Delta 9 plays and a video montage plays of Hardkore World's 19 year history. Cyrus Williams hits Andrew Karnage with The Blackout...Tarrasque chokeslams Big Brute ACE off of a balcony to the floor below...Rad Rick pulls back on a scorpion deathlock on Dragon Kimura...Ace Kilcannon drops "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson on the back of his head with The Kill...Bronco Guerillo comes off on with a rana off the second turnbuckle on Rad Rick...Adrian Faust nails Death Gojira with a Helldriver...Fidel "Che" Gueverra throws powder in Bronco Guerillo's eyes...Rated X hits Ghandi the Butcher with The Unabomber...Kentaro Korose hits Kuala Hala with a facebreaker deathkick...Matthew X flaming thumper heart punches Quasimoto Jones..."Deathstryke" Cyan Komar hits San Diego Strangler with The Deathstryke...Sadiopath pins "Nightmare" Stormy Sommers with a sadioplex...Devon Stevens hits Bobby Nowa with a Zero Grav Leg Drop...Rally Jackson puts Adrian Faust through a press table with a cradle piledriver...Tosh Marley tiger drivers Matthew X...Ace Kilcannon comes off the rope with a springboard DDT on El Hombre Murcie'Lago...Reverand Gozo Shioda nails Ace Kilcannon with a crucifix ganso bomb...Tuxedo Mask executes a gorgeous corkscrew 450 splash on "Sweet" Richard Romero..."Sexy" Anjanette Turner bending Makoto Jupiter in half with a scorpion deathlock with a crossface...Kilroy Evans drops from off the top of a cage with a crowbar across the chest of Death Gojira on a burning car...Tamara Sanchez delivering a crisp helicopter rana on Xyrynth onto a chair...The Miracle Violence Combination II giving Tarrasque a Shotgun Suplex...Cobryn gives Robert Hunglestien III The Answer 2005...Lonewolf McNeely gets a running start and jumps into the Scent of Destruction diamond cutter but Big Bad Bill reverses it into a reverse DDT faceplant off the second rope...Lucifer Jones gives Devon Stevens a London Air Raid off the top rope through a table on the floor...Ayame "Phoenix" Tokugawa backflips off the cage, catching Brandi on the top turnbuckle on the way down with a inverted FireBird DDT...Death Gojira puts the ladder over Cobryn's head in the corner with his chest in the turnbuckle, then jumps off the top turnbuckle on the long end, see sawing him into the audience....Kilroy Evans grabs Adrian Tanner Jr. on the apron and hits The Bad Touch to the floor...Vampira comes off the top rope with a shooting star press on Vagabond through a table on the floor...Andrew Sinclair gives Andrew Karnage an exploder off the ring steps on to the concrete floor...Lucifer Jones gives Kilroy Evans a burning hammer off the apron through a burning table with thumbtacks...Tatsuya Arakawa DDTs Sun off the apron to the concrete floor...Legacy pulls "Platinum" Pat Bozzini into a set-up for a piledriver, but Bozzini blocks it and reverses it into an alabama slammer but on the way over, Bozzini turns it into a tigerbomb... Lonewolf McNeely presses David Sadler over his head and drops him in the No Human Contact diamond cutter...The Outrider pulls Andrew Karnage up into a crucifix and then drops him into a backbreaker...Bad Boy King Kong gut wrenches Ryan Champion up into a tigerbomb through the tables then it fades into a graphic that reads "Hardkore America". The camera pans around The University Arena showing the fans holding up various signs. The shot pans out to Guillermo O'Bannon with an blow dried Phil Blauer sitting in the next chair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hello fans, and welcome to Albuquerque. I'm Guillermo O'Bannon and next to me is Phil Blauer.
Guillermo takes a drink off of his water
Phil Blauer: Thank you, I am overjoyed to be here in the nuclear capital of the United States. Much of the nation's nuclear research program is conducted or supervised here.
Guillermo O'Bannon: (spits out his water) Good to know. Our main event is gonna be a technical clinic, as Syberus gets his long awaited title shot against Robert Hunglestien III. Syberus helped Hunglestien win his UWA World Championship when he hit The Pure Confidence on Rising Sun and rolled Hunglestien on top of him during The Gauntlet for the Gold. Now he'd like a shot at Hunglestien to win his own World Championship. He defeated "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa in a brutal submission match at the same show Hunglestien successfully defended his belt against Andrew Sinclair at; Palm Springs Punishment 2006. Hunglestien was the only champion to keep his belt on that show. Who will better use his momentum?
Phil Blauer: Speaking of which, Albuquerque receives 78% of all available sunshine.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Who was talking about sunshine?
Phil Blauer: I was.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anyway, we also have a great rematch that could take both men all over Albuquerque. Rated X defeated Kilroy Evans in a horrific barbed wire match to win the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship. Tonight, they go into a type of match both men claim to be the master of, the falls count anywhere match.
Phil checks his book
Phil Blauer: Check this out, approximately 40% of the uranium reserve in the United States is found in Albuquerque. Don't let Iran find out about this place.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we take the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title and hang it over the ring. Rising Sun and UCW World Triple Crown Champion "Platinum" Pat Bozzini fight it out with a ladder in a rematch from their Conneticut Chain Match in Portland. Bozzini and Sun can both put on a hell of a show, so it should be interesting what they do when one of the most prestigious Light Heavyweight titles in the World is on the line.
Phil Blauer: Albuquerque was the home of Ernie Pyle, the famous war correspondent. Pyle wrote, "If we could only have one house, then it has to be in New Mexico, preferably in Albuquerque." Pyle obviously had been driven insane by rhuematoid athritis by then.
Guillermo O'Bannon: At the Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup, Andrew Sinclair and "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa entered the tournament as the number one seed. All they had to do was get through the mis-matched team of Adrian Tanner Jr. & Andrew Karnage. That was easier said than done, and The Un-Stable upset them to advance to the second round and eventually win the entire tournament. Now Tanner & Karnage are the tag team champions and Sinclair & Arakawa are looking to erase that loss by taking the titles off of them.
Phil Blauer: Sinclair needs to get back in The Un-Stable. He had a spring in his step back then that we haven't seen since he stepped out on his own.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I know, Phil. You've talked about this before.
Phil Blauer: Pretty soon, he's gonna be like that balding Human Beat Box guy on the USA Network commercials. Sad, yet infuriating.
Guillermo O'Bannon: At Palm Springs Punishment 2006, Tamara Sanchez once again took on the entire women's division and won, gaining her third Hardkore World Women's Championship. Tonight she puts it on the line against former Canadian Wrestling Entertainment Women's Champion Jane Tyrra.
Phil Blauer: I don't know much about Jane Tyrra except that she has more R's in her name than she should. Which means she's a rebel. Someone who spits in the face of conformity and proper spelling.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Also at Palm Springs Punishment 2006, Ryan Champion defeated five other men in a MIR Match to earn the right to face Paul Soutter tonight for the Hardkore West Coast title. On the same show, Soutter won his title back from Lonewolf McNeely in a hang em high match and now never wants to let it out of his sight. Can Ryan Champion win the West Coast title in the second match of his career?
Phil Blauer: That'll earn him a spot in Blauer's Hall of Fame!
Phil pulls out a placard with "Phil's Hall of Fame" written on the top with pictures of Ryan Seacrest, Kevin Federline, and Burt Young on it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hey, what happened to Arsenio?
Phil Blauer: I'm not over the braids.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein had a bloody feud that was voted 2005 Feud of the Year. They put their differences behind them to join Cobryn in re-birthing The Society of the New Breed. When Cobryn took a powder they stayed together and won the Hardkore World Tag Team titles from The Un-Stable. At Palm Springs Punishment though the partnership dissolved when Lucifer Jones clubbed Stein over the head with a chair and allowed him to be pinned by Adrian Tanner Jr.
Phil Blauer: I never saw that lasting. I've never stayed friends with any of the people I've peed on.
Yolanda Ando: I hear that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tonight, we chain them up to each other by a dog collar and let em tear each other apart. Then we get real violent with the first ever glass tables match. Former EPW Deathmatch Champion Vindication tries to shut the mouth of Justin Majoy.
Phil Blauer: I see a little something of myself in Majoy. He's like me if I was a pissed off white rapper with bad grammar. Instead of a pissed off white republican with incredible hair.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The steel cage comes down after that and Bad Boy King Kong, and newcomers "Big" Mark Evans, The Unlucky 13, Miester, and Johnny Parker rip and tear each other against that chain mesh until one man remains. That man will wrestle Paul Soutter or Ryan Champion for the Hardkore West Coast title at our next show in Phoenix.
Phil Blauer: Phoenix?? Christ! We were just in Palm Springs for three months, we gotta go back to the Desert already? It's gonna be like 110 degrees in June!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we have a dream match fans have been waiting for for years. Former Divas Unleashed Champion Yuku Shiro makes her debut in Hardkore World to take on five time Hardkore World Women's Champion "Sexy" Anjanette Turner. The winner will get a shot at the title in Phoenix as well. Another women's match tonight will be two newcomers debuting, Shanna and Jaclyn Frost. But coming up next is a match between The KGB & The Kindred. The Shootfighter eliminated Christian Sain in the big MIR Match at Palm Springs Punishment. That did not sit well with Christian Sain who brought his partner Mr. Psycho and Jaclyn Frost over from WAW. Tonight these two teams try and settle that grudge.
The University Arena darkens as a demonic voice is heard
"FEAR...
THE DEAD...
FEAR...
SAIN!!!"
At that point, huge pyros explode as the lights come back on and "Crossed" by Sam X hits. Christian Sain walks out wearing a black jacket with his face hidden by the hood, showing off his WAW Team Title belt along the way. Mr. Psycho walks out acting cocky with Jaclyn Frost following him. He holds up his WAW Team Title before entering the ring. He climbs onto the turnbuckle and points at the crowd, bringing boos upon him. Christain Sain gets on the apron, climbs the turnbuckle, and removes the hood and raises his arms. He hops into the ring with a wicked smile on his face and removes the jacket and title belt
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Kindred are WAW World Tag Team Champions and looking to take their success here to the West Coast. The fans are well accustomed to Christian Sain already, but this will be their first look at Mr. Psycho.
Yolanda Ando: Christian Sain wears long black pants and a black tanktop. On the left side of the pants is Sain's symbol: a cross over a heart. On the right side it reads "Sain" in white lettering. On the chest of the tanktop is the heart/cross symbol again. Sain also wears black tape around his hands and wrists, and black elbow pads. The WAW Team Title belt is strapped around his waist. Mr.Psycho wears long black pants and a black tanktop. On the left and right sides of the pants it reads "Psycho" in white lettering. On the chest of the tanktop is the heart/cross symbol that Sain uses. The WAW Team Title belt is strapped around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: Hello ladies and gentleman and welcome to The University Arena. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine & Hardkore America present tonight's round of wrestling action. Our first non-title tag team match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit; Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Jaclyn Frost; They are both from Lowell, Massachusetts; First, standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 155 pounds...'THE DARK STALKER' CHRISTIAN SAIN!! His partner stands 6 feet tall; Weighing 180 pounds...MR. PSYCHO!! They are The Current WAW World Tag Team Champions...THE KINDRED!!!"
The audience boos. Then "Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against the Machine plays and the audience cheers as Judge Death & Vampira lead The Shootfighter & James Fierce down to the ring. Fierce holds both SWAT Carribean title belts over his shoulders, while The Shootfighter weilds a stainless steel singapore cane and carries half of the Hardkore Nippon Western Pacific title
Guillermo O'Bannon: These two men have been jet-setting champions as of late. James Fierce was stripped of his SWAT Carribean Bermuda Triangle title by Dracon Xanathos, but recently defended his SWAT Carribean Heavyweight title against "The Enigma" Adam Haven in Mexico at the Tijuana Entertainment Centre with some help from Syberus. Then in Barbados he defeated the man who was handed his Bermuda Triangle title, Tony "The Bull" Jackson. The Shootfighter defended his half of the Western Pacific title against Carson "Big Time" Parker in a singapore steel cane match at the Sendai Gymnasium in Sendai, Japan.
Yolanda Ando: That's mean. James Fierce is in a traditional wrestling singlet. The singlet is red at the top and transitions into black towards the thighs. On the back of the singlet the letters “KGB” are written in black. Fierce wears a black and red warm up jacket that has "Bandits" written on the left breast and "Fierce" underneath. He carries both SWAT Carribean singles titles on either shoulder. The Shootfighter wears knee length black wrestling tights, black wrestling boots, sharp studded forearm pads and a tight black robe with a red dragon on the back and wields a stainless steel singapore cane. Judge Death wears a Salem witch trial style wig & robe, a gargoyles mask and black boots & wields a cane with a gargoyles head on it.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents are accompanied to the ring by Judge Death & Vampira; First from Bangkok, Thailand; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds; He is One Half of the Hardkore Nippon Western Pacific Champions...THE SHOOTFIGHTER!! His partner is from Washington, D.C but originally from West by gawd Virginia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 255 pounds; He is The Current SWAT Carribean Heavyweight Champion...JAMES'PLATINUM' FIERCE!! They are THE K.G.B.!!!"
The fans cheer. Mr. Psycho & James Fierce elect to start out and Mike Peters signals for the bell
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce and Psycho lock up with a collar & elbow tie-up, but Fierce gets the jump on him with a side headlock. He grinds his forearm into Psycho's temple for a little while and then flips him over into a side headlock takedown. Psycho's shoulders are pinned to the mat.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Mr. Psycho takes him over in a leg scissors)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho applies an armbar. He clamps down on Fierce's elbow, jerking up on the entire arm. Fierce works his way up to his feet, with Psycho still squeezing on his arm. Fierce takes him over in a hiptoss.
Fierce applies another headlock but Mr. Psycho german suplexes him. He pulls Fierce up into a second and then a third that he bridges
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(James Fierce gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho irish whips James Fierce into the ropes and comes at him with a cross body block, but Fierce catches him and powerslams him! He rolls Psycho onto his stomach, and applies a chicken wing.
Fierce pulls up on Psycho's wrist behind his back. Mike Peters asks Psycho if he wants to submit but he refuses. Fierce tags in The Shootfighter who moves in with a keylock to his arm
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter yanks up on Mr. Psycho's wrist trying to hyperextend his elbow. Mr. Psycho claws at The Shootfighter's eyes, but he just tugs on his arm even harder. He rolls Psycho back onto his stomach, and slides up into a crippler crossface STF!
The Albuquerque audience applauds. The Shootfighter pulls up on Mr. Psycho's arm & head while Peters checks in to see if he submits. Jaclyn Frost looks on, worried. Mr. Psycho's screams can be heard all over the eerily quiet University Arena
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho crawls over to the ropes and Mike Peters forces a break . The Shootfighter pulls him up into a suplex, but Psycho blocks it and counters it with a textbook suplex of his own.
The University Arena boos, but Jacklyn Frost tries to drown them out with her applause unsuccessfully. Mr. Psycho scoops him up and drops down to one knee with a shoulderbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho irish whips Shootfighter into the corner, and then rams his shoulder into his stomach a few times with his shoulder before tagging in Christian Sain. The Kindred deliver a double suplex to The Shootfighter!
Christian Sain applies an armbar. He sticks his knee into the ball of Psycho's shoulder and pulls back on his whammybarred arm. Mike Peters asks The Shootfighter if he wants to submit
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain rolls him onto his back into a crippler crossface of his own. He links his fingers together and pulls up on this arm that The Kindred have been wearing down.
The Shootfighter cries out in pain & anguish as Sain leans back on the crossface. The Shootfighter rolls him over into a cradle
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Christian Sain releases the crippler crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain stands up into a russian sickle from The Shootfighter! He sweep kicks him with a muy thai kick to his ankle. While Sain is on the mat, The Shootfighter holds onto the rope for balance and muy thai kicks him in the knee.
The Shootfighter hits Christian Sain with another muy thai kick to his ankle and then applies an ankle lock. He stands over the WAW Tag Team Champion, wrenching his foot from side to side. Sain reaches out for the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter drags him back into the center of the ring, wraps his legs around Sain's thigh and drops down to the mat. He twists Sain's foot, making him cry out in pain. The Shootfighter rolls over and tags in James Fierce who takes over the ankle lock.
The audience pops as Sain screams in agony, but refusing to tap out to Mike Peters. Fierce bends Sain's foot, trying to break his ankle. Christian Sain reaches out for the ropes but is too far
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho runs into the ring and stomps James Fierce to break up the ankle lock. Christian Sain inverted facelocks Fierce and drops him with a reverse DDT!
The Albuquerque fans boo. Sain limps into the ropes but Fierce rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. He turns Sain over into a single boston crab. He plants his feet and pulls back on Christian's aching leg. Mike Peters asks him if he wants to submit but Sain refuses
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce sits low on the half crab, attempting to hyperextend his kneecap. Sain crawls over and reaches the rope, and Mike Peters forces Fierce to break the hold. He pulls Sain up and irish whips him into the ropes. Sain ducks a lariot and comes back with a clothesline of his own.
Sain limps towards his corner to tag out, but James Fierce trips him up with a drop toe hold and tags in The Shootfighter. The Shootfighter grabs Sain by the leg and spins around & drops into a figure four leglock. The audience cheers as Christian Sain sits up in pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter clamps down on Christian Sain's twisted legs, making an agonizing situation for The Dark Stalker. Stalker reaches out for the ropes, but their nowhere to be found. Mr. Psycho leaps off the second rope and drops an elbow across The Shootfighter's face, breaking up the figure four!
Christian Sain irish whips The Shootfighter into the ropes and slams him into the mat with a sidewalk slam! He goes for a twist of fate, but The Shootfighter backdrops him and applies an inverted indian deathlock
Guillermo O'Bannon: The KGB goes back to Christian Sain's injured knee.
Phil Blauer: The last time The Shootfighter was in this building was in May of 2005, when he, "God's Gift" Jeremiah Vastrix, and Tarrasque lost their Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles in a controversial scaffold match with The Black Experience.
Guillermo O'Bannon: You mean when when Bruno refused to get off his hands and knees because of his fear of heights? That was hilarious, but I think it still sticks in Shootfighter's craw.
Phil Blauer: Men don't have craws.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter leans back on Sain's crossed legs. He slaps the back of Sain's head, demanding he tap out to The Shootfighter Leglock. Sain grabs onto the ropes, and The Shootfighter has to break the inverted indian deathlock.
Christian Sain ducks under a muy thai punch and counters with a german suplex
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sain tags in Mr. Psycho and they double DDT The Shootfighter!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho scoops The Shootfighter up and drops him on his knee with a backbreaker. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes down with a leg drop across The Shootfighter's throat!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho goes for a bulldog, but The Shootfighter pushes him off into James Fierce who pops him with a european forearm to the face! The Shootfighter tags him with a couple of stiff muy thai strikes to his lower back.
After a couple more muy thai kicks to the small of Mr. Psycho's back, The Shootfighter scoops him up and drops him on his knee with a backbreaker. He pulls him up for a second, and then a third backbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter flips him over into a powerslam! He tags in James Fierce. Fierce flips Mr. Psycho over into an exploder!
The Albuquerque crowd cheers. Fierce pulls him up into a powerbomb, but Mr. Psycho turns it over into a huracanrana! Mr. Psycho drops him on his head with a brainbuster
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho waistlocks James Fierce, but james back elbows him. He does a shortarm clothesline, but hangs onto his arm for another clothesline, then pulls him into a double underhook DDT!! Tylenol’s Favorite Combo!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Mr. Psycho kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost stands up on the apron demanding Mike Peters stop Fierce. James Fierce comes over to tell her to get down but she throws a bag of white powder in his face!
Phil Blauer: Hey!!! That's mine! I paid $180 bucks for that...talcum powder. Quick, I gotta get over there and lick Fierce's face!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho spears the blinded James Fierce!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho tags in Christian Sain and they deliver a double neckbreaker to James Fierce!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain goes for a razor's edge...but his hurt knee folds underneath him! James Fierce falls to his feet, and fireman's carries Sain up onto his shoulders. He spins him around into a DDT!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Mr. Psycho stomps the back of Fierce's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sain ducks under a super side kick, and counters with a backcracker he calls The Paralyzer!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sain inverted facelocks Fierce and flips him over into a reverse suplex!
James Fierce ducks under a superkick, and Trauma Suplexes the back of Sain's head on the turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce irish whips Christian Sain into the ropes, but Sain comes back with a high crossbody!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce uses his momentum to roll it over)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Christian Sain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jaclyn Frost grabs his leg and crotches him on the turnbuckle! Sain tags in Mr. Psycho and they climb up to the second rope. Double superplex by The Kindred!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho picks Fierce up in a back suplex then flips him facefirst with a Crash Thunder Buster!!
Mr. Psycho applies a cobra clutch. James Fierce stands on rubbery legs as Mr. Psycho thrashes him from side to side. Fierce begins to fade and slides down Psycho's chest
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter runs into the ring and cracks Mr. Psycho in the back with his stainless steel singapore cane!! He cracks Christian Sain in the head when he limps into the ring as well!!
The Albuquerque fans erupt! James Fierce pulls him up into a standing headscissors then drops down into a pedigree with his knees on the back of Psycho's head
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Platinum Driver!! James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes crashing down with a Picture Perfect Elbow Drop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
The bell rings and The University Arena applauds. "Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against the Machine plays and Judge Death runs into the ring
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 16 minutes 25 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH...THE K.G.B.!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: The K.G.B. win a hard-fought victory over The WAW Tag Team Champions The Kindred.
James Fierce walks by and Phil jumps on him licking his face. Fierce piefaces him to the ground, disgusted
Phil Blauer: I can't feel my tongue...I never wanna feel my tongue.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Get some help man.
Phil Blauer: I thought I just did.
"Block Rockin' Beats" by the Chemical Brothers kicks in over the PA system. "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson comes out wearing his capoiera gui with yellow trim. He conveniently brings a microphone with him as he has something to say. In fact, his music gets cut midway down the aisle son he can speak on his way to the ring.
Guillermo O'Bannon: What the hell is Rally Jackson doing here? I thought Rated X killed him when he wrapped that barbed wire around his head at Palm Springs Punishment and then smashed that ladder into his face.
Phil Blauer: AHHHHHH!!! ZOMBIE!!!
Phil hides under his desk
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, you still have a little white on your nose.
Rally Jackson: "It's been a while since Hardkore has heard from their prodigal son. Many have thought I retired. No, I was just taken off the active roster after my poor showing teaming with Shocker against Rated X and the other guy. I've been working mostly dark matches."
Phil Blauer: His match with "Wild" Bill Kasal was considered a dark match classic. They had to pull Bill off him when he was using his Lebanese Chain to choke the life out of him.
Rally climbs into the ring and bats away some paper refuge
Rally Jackson: "That's internet lingo for matches not seen on television. If you bought tickets, you had the opportunity to catch that cocky lil tigerheart.... assuming you showed up an hour before belltime."
Phil Blauer: People are here before belltime?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Of course, sir. That's when me and Yolanda call the earlier matches for our international internet only show. I'm the heel and have been called a "poor man's Phil Blauer" in FinnishWrestlingSource.com's review of the show. It's the greatest compliment of my life.
Rally Jackson: "What I came out here for tonight was to make an announcement. I came here to announce.... that.... I ain't goin out like dat. No.... I ain't goin out like dat."
::Tito in the background::
Tito: "HE AINT GOIN OUT!!!"
Rally Jackson: "No sir, I am the only three-time champion here. My goal has been to win it a fourth time to be the only man in history to hold the gold four times and with Hunglow currently holding the belt now that doesn't seem like much of a task."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Diss!
Rally Jackson: "Now this isn't a return because I technically never left. My entourage is gone. Triple B left for SWAT. Shocker is filming Brokeback Mountain 2, and this leaves me by my lonesome. The last time you saw me I was looking to fued with Andrew Karnage over his documented steroid abuse. Hey man, Karnage does abuse steroids. We all do. I shot some up my behind in the gorilla position waiting for my cue."
::that's more net lingo::
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I too am on the gas.
Boone hands Guillermo his syringe
Guillermo O'Bannon: Matt, this a turkey baster.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Well, I'm afraid of needles.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Is this gravy in here?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: It makes me sleepy.
Rally Jackson: "I didn't want to feud with Karnage because his muscles were big. I wanted to feud with him so that I could have a chance as a veteran to elevate someone who needed that one big win to get in the main event picture. Well I blew that idea along with a line of what turned out to be splenda. But I need to get back. I need that forth title reign.
But before I can move on to the future, I have to escape my past. I have to get rid of a few blemishes on my near perfect record."
"Self-High Five" is heard over the pa system and DDP's old music plays. An out of shape man stumbles out into the aisle and down to the ring.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dad?
Rally Jackson: "In my very first match I jobbed to Sabelia Hotta. That's a known fact. A fluke, yes, but I saw she had talent so I took her under my wings and trained her to be one of the greatest women wrestlers ever. In fact, she is not allowed in the Hardkore Women's division for fear that she might end one of their lives. She has since taken a job at Hooter's.... working as a cook.
ANYWAY... my second ever professional wrestling match was another loss. Yeah that's right. Rally started out 0-2. Sorry we can't all be like Cobryn and have our first twelve matches against guys that can't spell their names.
"Diamond Guy" Jerry Dreamer he called himself. A cross between DDP and Tommy Dreamer. He was the type that notified the president that he was quitting if he were to lose. He did that with me. It was my second match. I just wanted to compete. So I jobbed to this hack. It's payback."
Phil Blauer: I think it's really healthy how Rally's confronting his demons like this.
Diamond Guy: "I ain't fighting unless they book me to beat you."
Rally Jackson: "Oh yeah sure buddy."
Rally beats Diamon Guy over the head with the mic, Angle Invitational style as the bell rings. Rally leaps to the top and lands on his opponent with a tumble weed for the pin.
Rally Jackson: "Get this piece out of my ring. That felt good."
"Block Rocki..."
Rally Jackson: ::interrupting:: Oh I ain't done by a long shot. I have many losses I need to avenge and it's going down TONIGHT. Cyrus Williams isn't the only guy without talent that holds victories over me. I want to get into title contention and this is the only way."
Generic "Hitman" music kicks in over the pa system and a very old school looking wrestler makes his way down to the ring.
Rally Jackson: "The attitude era of professional wrestling was just beginning so the "Stone Cold" Wrestling Federation started up. I competed. The fed was a joke, but I do admit to participating. I had a pretty good win/loss record.
Except they set me up with "Hitman" John Parks. The man was hyped through the roofin that promotion. He was SCWF's shooter, but squashed all of his opponents with his technical prowess. Until he met me. I gave him the first long match of his career, but it was a glorified squash. Who was I? An upper carder, but I fought a guy who was built as their second coming. I had no chance. 'Cept the guy was awful in the ring and his promos were atrocious. The one good thing that came out of my loss to him was the Drunk Funk character. Yes, my commentator for Hardkore Lucha Libre originally appeared in a bad John Parks promo tapping out to a sharpshooter poolside. It's true. Oh it's true."
::Parks just shrugs his shoulders::
Rally Jackson: "Well get in here, big boy. Let's see what you've got."
Parks hits the ring as the bell rings and shoots on Jackson. Rally sprawls. A total MMA style match. Parks goes for the double leg again, but Jackson sprawls big time showing he was way to kick. A third shoot by Parks leads to a huge knee right to the face. A stunned Parks stands there as Jackson nails a high kick to the jaw knocking him unconscious. The ref steps in and calls the fight.
Rally Jackson: ::wiping the little bit of sweat off of him:: "Let's bring out the next contestant."
Guillermo O'Bannon: This is getting kind of freaky.
Phil Blauer: I saw all these guys standing around backstage. I just thought they were here to wear Lucifer Jones masks, take the ring down, or hold Hunglestien & Syberus back during a locker room brawl.
No music plays and what looks to be a bodybuilder makes his way through the curtains.
Rally Jackson: "The promotion was UWW and the wrestler was Powerhouse Nelson. I actually held the booking sheets in this promotion. I was one of those naive guys with a bleeding heart who wanted to do what was best for the company. Morale was down. I was the only guy who seemed to care. So I gave Nelson a countout victory over yours truly hoping that would jumpstart his career. I mean, present day he looks to have juiced more than Andrew Karnage, but he did absolutely nothing with the job I did for him."
::opens to the ropes for Nelson::
Rally Jackson: "C'mon Powerhouse. I'm going to take the masterlock challenge."
Powerhouse Nelson's big huge arms go under Jackson's shoulders and he locks on a full nelson. Jackson mulekicks Nelson in the groin and rolls him up for the pin.
Rally Jackson: "Want to complain about quick matches? You try to work with that stiff in a ten minute match."
Two big huge guys step through entrance area.
Rally Jackson: "I never lost to the Deimos or the RWO. After some incriminating photos made their way to the FBI, I was banned from most state athletic commissions for a good three months. I eventually cleared my name when they found out said photos were actually of my lookalike, some Eddy Gordo. Anywho, I had already advertised dates and instead of cancelling the matches they had some other Brazilian posing as me to do jobs to these two.
Now RWO is a cool cat. It stands for the Real World Order and we have since spoken since the incident. We worked in FWWF together and I always asked for the opportunity for him to return the job, but he refused. It's my turn.
Deimos, on the other hand, was the poster boy for everything that was wrong with professional wrestling in 1998. He was supposed to be a devilish character. But when he promoed, he talked like he was from Grape Street in Watts. And he talked and talked and talked, too. And at the end of his promo he would, get this, tell us how long he talked for. I can't stand that. Come on in guys."
RWO and Deimos enter the ring and Rally does some real capoeira stuff sending them both to the mat. He pins them simultaneously.
Rally Jackson: "One of my favorite promotions I ever worked for was EULW. I won three world titles there and the shows were amazing. The talent was amazing. Everything. That's one thing about Hardkore. There's a lot of talent, but there's also a lot of wrestlers like Rising Sun. You didn't have that in EULW. Everyone was at the top of their game. Well although I went on to great things there, I lost my very first match..."
"Jesus Christ Superstar" kicks in over the PA system.
Rally Jackson: "'Superstar' Steve Walker. He didn't just beat me in my debut. He beat me so bad the ref stopped the fight and I couldn't continue. I always wanted to avenge that loss. Instead of a one on one match, the EULW execs allowed me to eliminate him in a battle royal. Gee... thanks. C'mon in, Steve."
Steve Walker hits the ring and runs right at Rally. Rally kicks him in the guts and nails a ganso bomb. He covers him. After two counts, he picks him back up and just starts pounding on his face until it's purple. The ref has to stop the fight.
Phil Blauer: I think this thing is gonna put us over.
Guillermo O'Bannon: How is Rally beating up a bunch of washed up losers gonna get us any credibility?
Phil Blauer: No I think this is gonna put us over by about 5-10 minutes. We might have to cut the steel cage match.
Rally Jackson: "I had one match and one match only in NECW."
A man come out to the entranceway. I always pictured a Glenn Jacobs looking type.
Rally Jackson: "I lost that match in NECW by submission. I wish I had a better ending to that story. NECW was the greatest promotion of all time. I wish I could say I went onto bigger and better things. Their booker, The Boston Strangler Dave Fielding remains a friend to me to this day. Unfortunately, I left the promotion and I heard my homeboy Jeff Manson cleaned house there. But that's a different story for a different time. Let's have at it, Butch."
Butch Thrasher come in and takes Jackson down hard laying in lefts and rights. The resilients guy that he is, Rally slaps on an armbar on Butch's right after Butch lands one of his punches. Butch keels over and taps.
Rally Jackson: "I won my first world title in a promotion called CNWL. I was not a well liked man there. I scored a lot of big victories but toward the end of my title reign everyone started to really gun for me. The late El Loco (no not THAT LOCO, inside joke none of you will get sorry), would recruit men to come fight me. He first tried to get this guy, Manimal, but he tested positive for HIV so we didn't let him near a ring. Then he brought in "Franchise" Chris Douglas who toock a countout victory over me. Douglas, I crap you not, cut promos where he stole tricycles from little kids. He sucked and he was unoriginal.
I lost my world title a month later. A guy that would basically keep a thesaurus in his hand everytime he had an interview. Lame. I think I'll run a gauntlet on these two."
Douglas and Guru come through the audience as they had to purchase tickets to be here. They came together wearing their Burger King outfits as they work together and have just gotten out. Douglas comes in first and Rally nails him over the head with a tricycle... hard. He covers for the pin.
Guillermo O'Bannon: How many more feds does he have to go?
Rally Jackson: "If you would stop and listen for a second you can hear a young girl thanking me right now for that."
Guru is next. This is a huge standoff. They stare each other down and Rally looks at Guru about as pissed off about jobbing to him as he was for the four times he lost to Cyrus combined. Rally pulls Guru's Burger King shirt over his face and rolls him up in a small cradle.
Rally Jackson: "Alright WHO'S NEXT??? Seriously, I can go all night. This is an open challenge right now. I've avenged all my past losses. Now it's time for me to move on. Gimme someone on the Hardkore roster. I'm ready to move up the ranks tonight."
A voice is heard on the speakers.
Voice: "ARE YOU SURE YOU AVENGED ALL YOUR LOSSES??????"
Rally Jackson: "Cyrus, is that you? BRING IT!!"
"Why Can't We Be Friends" comes in over the pa system. Paco Sanchez bursts through the curtains and the audience ERUPTS. Paco makes in halfway down the aisle when "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot begins to play. Rated X bolts down the aisle. When he gets to Sanchez, he just clobbers him with a chair sending him reeling.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's not Cyrus, that's Rated X! He looks like he's shit tired of seeing Rally get his rocks off beating up old sports entertainers.
Rally Jackson: "Oh I've been looking forward to this for a LONG time. You have ducked me since Hardkore Helloween. I wouldn't be surprised if the damn promotion closed before that event just so you wouldn't have to face me. Hardkore reopened and you disappeared. You waited until I faded out and you came back. Why now? Why the sudden change of heart?"
Rated X: "Rally, how many times do I have to skull fuck you before you stop calling yourself a virgin? I came back because Hardkore World and the sport itself, needed me. Even if you don't know it, Rally. You need me. You need me like Bugs needs Elmer, and GW needs the Arabs. You need me to explain why your out here making fake matches for yourself while I'm wrestling at the top of the card. You need me so that people remember why they watched you in the first place. They knew that one day, they'd have a lot of fun watching you get hurt by me.
Rally Jackson: "Oh yeah? I'd love to fight you. See who really is the best. C'mon in boy. See who really is the best tonight. The greatest wrestler in Hardkore World history."
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson and X lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up and I guess we have an impromptu match!
Ron Reid runs down to the ring and signals for the bell. Rated X sends Rally to the ropes and takes him over with a vicious clothesline
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson's boy Tito runs in and low blows Rated X from behind. Rally gets up and tackles Rated X over with a swinging neckbreaker!
Phil Blauer: The irony!
The Albuquerque fans boo. Rally goes to the top and attempts that tumble weed again but there is no water in the pool!! The University Arena erupts
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X gets up and starts pulling out Rally's dreadlocks with his barehands as he lays fists into his face! Tito comes back in and hits X with a weak clothesline.
Phil Blauer: X no-sells it!
Rated X just grabs Tito and nonchalantly tosses him outside and into the guardrail. X then lays Rally down and starts stepping on his face. His entire body weight is on Jackson's face
Guillermo O'Bannon: I believe that's Toshin hits the ring and chokeslams Rated X!!
Phil Blauer: Who the hell is that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: God, it's on the tip of my tongue. He was a barefoot guy from Rally's Tiger's Den. Wrestled in Hardkore Far East I think...God, it's right there, I just can't...
Toshin exits. Rally slowly makes it to his feet and sets X up for a piledriver
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X reverses it into a backdrop! He picks up his X Chair clobbers Rally in the face with a it!!
Trevor Redding comes down and delivers a brainbuster on Rated X onto The X Chair!! The fans boo as X keels over and Trevor exits
Phil Blauer: What the hell??
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, I remember him. This was the guy from The Tiger's Den that Rally sent to dominate Hardkore Dane County...wait, Rally grabs a bleeding X and tries to unmask him!
Phil Blauer: Oh wait, Boone and me have a bet on this! (praying) Please be Boris Zukoff, please, oh, please, oh, please be Boris Zukoff!
Rated X comes to and grabs Rally by the throat with both hands and tosses him into the corner. He starts stomping a mudhole in him until Tito finally comes back in
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs Tito and tosses him out into the audience!
Phil Blauer: Hopefully never to be heard from for a very long time.
Guillermo O'Bannon: X grabs that bag from underneath the ring and sets it up on the chair.
Phil Blauer: Looks like Kilroy gets a reprieve from the dog shit!
Rated X lights up a steaming pile of dogshit and tornado DDT's Rally onto it!! The audience erupts and chants "RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!!" X rolls him over and makes the nonchalant cover
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pins Rally Jackson in an impromptu match here tonight!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 4 minutes 4 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...RATED X!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: X then picks an unconscious, shitfaced, Jackson up and tears his gui off leaving him in his underwear!
Phil Blauer: Yikes, even his banana hammock is tiger striped!
Rated X throws the gui onto the flaming pile. He sets a chair up on the outside
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X not done. He pulls Rally out to the apron and then piledrives Rally off the apron onto the chair!!!
Phil Blauer: Rally's neck has nowhere to go but broke!
The Albuquerque fans chant "RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!!" Mike Peters begins to throw up the X sign for help, but no one comes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally gets no help.
Phil Blauer: Maybe they thought he was a Rated X fan. Maybe nobody cared about a three time former world champion.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Maybe?
Rated X holds his Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship up in the air and then grabs the microphone
Rated X: "You see that shit, Kilroy? That's you, fatboy, in about an hour and a half or however long it takes to finish all this filler before our match. Better get used to the new name, 'Tigerheart' Kilroy Evans!"
X tosses down the mic as Rally begins going into convulsions as Hardkore America in Albuquerque cuts to a commercial.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is a match between two newcomers to the West Coast but certainly no stranger to a wrestling ring. At CWE vs. EAW Civil War, Shanna Frost lost to the CWE Women's Champion, Jane Tyrra. However, EAW won more matches, including the War Games Match at the end. Therefore, due to an agreement by both feds beforehand, CWE was closed down forever. Now she's here looking to settle the score with Jane Tyrra. In fact, she has already signed a "I Respect You Match" for our next show in Phoenix. But first in her way is Jaclyn Frost, the manager of the new tag team here in Hardkore America, The Kindred.
"#1" by Nelly hits the speakers and Shanna walks out. She shows off her body but the University Arena boos her. Shanna enters the ring and shows off her hot body again, but to no avail as the crowd still sends wave after wave of boos toward her
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Albuquerque fans seem well aware of who Shanna and don't appreciate her trying to use her looks to get over.
Phil Blauer: Fags. Either way, she is EAW Women's Champion and commands respect.
Yolanda Ando: Shanna wears a white bikini and a white thong with a blue skirt on over the thong. The EAW Women's Title is around her waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Austin, Texas; Standing 5 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 162 pounds; She is The Current EAW Women's Champion...SHANNA!!!"
The crowd boos. The arena darkens as "Frost Bite" by Winter's Night hits. Blue lights come up as snow appears to be falling. Jaclyn Frost walks out alongside her Kindred partners. She gets on the apron, climbs the turnbuckle, and raises his arms. She hops into the ring as the Kindred clap for her. The fans give her a slightly warmer response
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost trying to have her Hardkore debut be a little more successful after her team was defeated in theirs.
Yolanda Ando: Frost wearing a medium-length light blue skirt and a white short-sleeve t-shirt.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent, from Lowell, Massachusetts; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 175 pounds...JACLYN FROST!!!"
The Albuquerque fans give her a quiet round of applause. Ron Reid signals for the bell and the match begins. Frost and Shanna lock up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frost gets the advantage with an armbar. Frost rachets up on her arm, wrenching her shoulder.
Frost clamps down on her arm, but Shanna scoops her up and gives her a backbreaker. Shanna goes for a suplex, but Jaclyn blocks it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost counters with a textbook suplex. She irish whips Shanna into the turnbuckles. Frost rams her shoulder into Shanna's gut a few times.
Shanna pops her in the face with a kneelift. She front facelocks her and climbs to the second turnbuckles. Shanna jumps off with a tornado DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna irish whips Jaclyn Frost into the ropes and clotheslines her. Frost rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. Jaclyn picks her up and twists her around into a corkscrew neckbreaker.
Frost applies an STF. She pulls up on Shanna's head, trying to break her neck. Jaclyn Frost clamps down on her windpipe, trying to choke the EAW Champion out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna crawls over and grabs the bottom rope, and Ron Reid forces her to break up the STF. Shanna pulls herself up along the ropes, and catches a chick kick to the temple by Jaclyn Frost!
Frost irish whips Shanna to the ropes but Shanna comes back with a high crossbody
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jaclyn Frost kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna grabs her by the legs and turns her over into a boston crab. She plants her feet and sits low on Frost's back.
Christian Sain and Mr. Psycho pound on the apron, trying to root Jaclyn on. Shanna pulls back on Frost's legs as Reid checks in to see if she wants to tap out. Shanna releases her legs and climbs up to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna jumps off the top with a missle dropkick that catches Jaclyn Frost right on the button!
Shanna irish whips Frost into the ropes. She goes for a huracanrana, but Jaclyn Frost catches her legs and powerbombs her! Shanna sits up and clutches the back of her head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost drops her on her knee with a backbreaker. She waistlocks her and german suplexes her!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Shanna gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frost inverted facelocks her and then spins around into a reverse twist of fate!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Shanna kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frost sits Shanna on the top turnbuckle, and then climbs up to the second rope. She pulls her up into a superbomb, but Shanna reverses it into a huracanrana off the top rope!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jaclyn Frost kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna irish whips Frost into the ropes and catches her with a sidewalk slam!
Shanna climbs to the top turnbuckle and then crashes down on her chest with a elbow drop!! She makes the cover
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jaclyn Frost kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna double underhook DDTs Frost! She climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Mr. Psycho jumps up on the apron and grabs her leg. Psycho crotches Shanna on the turnbuckle!
The Albuquerque fans boo. Jaclyn Frost climbs to the second turnbuckle and superplexes her
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frost goes for a suplex, but Shanna blocks it. She counters with a snap suplex. Shanna climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a moonsault, but Frost puts her knees up into her chest!!
Jaclyn Frost double underhooks her arms and drives Shanna's face into the mat with a pedigree
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frosty!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Shanna kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frost applies a crippler crossface! She links her fingers together and pull up on Shanna's face & arm. Shanna screams out in agony, as Frost leans back on the crossface. Shanna rolls her over into a cradle!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Jaclyn Frost releases the crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna whacks Frost in the face with a spinning heel kick! She waits for Frost to get to her feet, and then catches her in the guts with a spear!
The crowd jeers and boos this slow paced match. Shanna goes to punch her, but Frost ducks and back suplexes her. She steps through Shanna' legs and turns her over into a sharphooter
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frost sits back on her twisted legs, bending her spine. Ron Reid asks her if she wants to submit, but she refuses. She crawls over towards the ropes, but Frost sits down and plants herself in the middle of the ring.
Jaclyn Frost butterflies her arms and double underhook DDTs her face into the mat! The audience boos again with some "boring" chants start up. Frost climbs up to the top turnbuckle, but Shanna grabs the bottom rope and flips up & back over with a stratusphere huracanrana! That gets some applause
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna hits a stunner and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. Shanna drops a big leg across the face of Frost!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jaclyn Frost kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna scoops Frost up, but Jaclyn falls behind her in an inverted facelock. She drops Frost into a reverse DDT! She pulls her back up with the inverted facelock, and whips her around into a coolbreaker called Touch of Frost!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Shanna kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost drops Shanna on her head with a brainbuster! She then drills her back into an STO!
Frost irish whips Shanna into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop, but Shanna drills her head into the mat with an implant DDT! She climbs to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna moonsaults Frost!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jaclyn Frost kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna headlocks her and runs up the ropes into a swinging bulldog! She butterflies her up into a double underhook powerbombs but Jaclyn Frost takes her over in a huracanrana!
Christian Sain runs down to the ring and pours some white powder on Frost's hand
Phil Blauer: Hey!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho distracts Ron Reid and Frost blows that powder into Shanna's eyes!
Phil Blauer: That's not how you do it! You rub it on your gums!
Shanna staggers around blinded and walks right into a widows peak by Jaclyn Frost
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost nails her Blizzard and Mr. Psycho alerts the ref of the cover!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
The fans boo. "Frost Bite" by Winter's Night plays and The Kindred both take a wrist of Jaclyn Frost's raise her arms
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes and 11 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...JACLYN FROST!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: With the help of her tag team, The Kindred, Jaclyn Frost steals one.
Phil Blauer: A wins a win.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Things didn't go Shanna's way tonight but she still has that big I Respect You Match with Jane Tyrra in Phoenix. And if Tyrra wins the belt off of Tamara Sanchez later on tonight, it could be for the Hardkore World Women's Championship.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, we're back fans. We're waiting on Anjanette's introduction for a dream match that many fans have been wanting to see for years. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner is a five time Hardkore World Women's Champion. She started her career back in 1997 in the National Wrestling Council. The second match of her Hardkore career, she defeated Ms. Alexandria Macabre for her first championship. She went on to have a legendary feud with Makoto Jupiter where they traded the belt a few times, before she retired in 2001. She returned in 2004, when she won two championships from Horror Girl & Tamara Sanchez. Yuku Shiro is one of the biggest free agents Hardkore World has ever signed in it's 19 year history. Her list of championships is awe-inspiring. She is a three time SWA/UWN World Heavyweight Champion, Divas Unleashed Champion, SCW Heavyweight Champion, SWA/UWN American Champion, Divas Unleashed Stripped Champion, IEW Solid Steel Champion, a two time SWA World Tag Champion, Divas Unleashed Tag Team Champion, a two time IEW Tag Champion, CWU Tag Champion, JCWF Tag Champion, SCW Women's Champion, IEW Featherweight Champion, CWU Featherweight Champion, and CWU Blue Collar Champion. She now comes to Hardkore World looking to statisfy her lust for top athletic competition, and add the oldest Women's title in the industry to her collection.
Phil Blauer: That sure is alot of titles but everyone knows the real litmus test for wrestling careers is Diva of the Month awards.
Guillermo O'Bannon: She's got two, July and August of 2004.
Phil Blauer: Fine. But I would like to challenge her, here and now to put her CWU Blue Collar Championship on the line against my White Collar Championship. I beat Rupert Murdoch half to death for this thing.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Within months of entering the all-female wrestling company Divas Unleashed, Yuku Shiro captured her first title, the DU Stripped title, which is the second highest title within the DU. Later on she would capture the Divas Unleashed Tag titles with her now wife Tara Lee Shiro. She would eventually lose the Stripped title, but would go on to dominate the DU Tag division for almost half a year as Tag Champions...
Phil Blauer: Wait...wife?!?! She has a wife?? That is an abomination! If she thinks she's moving next to me and my mail order bride they have another thing coming. My property value is gonna go down!
Yolanda Ando: You rent an apartment, Phil.
Phil Blauer: I don't want lesbiosexuals teaching my kids...
Guillermo O'Bannon: You don't have any kids.
Phil Blauer: That I know of. (chuckles) I don't want them writing my laws....
Guillermo O'Bannon: You don't vote and aren't lawbiding.
Phil Blauer: And I definately don't want them wrestling in my rings. In buckets of mud, maybe, prison, definately, but the squared circle, no phlippin' way.
Yolanda Ando: Luckily no one cares what you think.
Phil Blauer: People care, they just don't talk about it. Like the music of Robbie Williams or that show after "Scrubs".
"Warning" by The Notorious B.I.G. plays and the Albuquerque fans cheer. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner steps out with her hands in the air, slapping the fans' hands that strain over the guardrail
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette lost her Hardkore World Women's Championship to her nemesis Tamara Sanchez in a ladder match at Palm Springs Punishment 2006. She's looking to dispatch of Yuku Shiro and get back into the title hunt.
Yolanda Ando: Anjanette Turner wearing a very form fitting laser red two piece bathing suit, red boots, hair in a fish tail braid.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Now residing in Las Vegas, Nevada; Standing 5 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 130 pounds...'SEXY' ANJANETTE TURNER!!!"
The Albuquerque fans cheer as Turner pumps them up on the second turnbuckle.
Phil Blauer: I once tried to talk Anj into pumping me up. She kicked me in the balls instead. It was almost as good.
The audience roars as she loosens up in the corner. Ron Reid signals for the bell. Anjanette Turner goes to kick her, but Yuku catches her foot. Shiro nails Turner with a reverse roundhouse kick to the head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro irish whips Anjanette Turner into the ropes. She goes for a huracanrana, but Turner catches her by the legs and drops her in a powerbomb!
Anjanette Turner hangs onto her arms and legs and lifts her up for a second powerbomb! Sexy Anj pulls her up for a third, but Shiro punches her. She flips her into a huracanrana
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro steps through the ropes out onto the apron. She slingshots herself onto the middle of the top rope. Shiro springboards off and bulldogs Turner's face into the mat!
Yuku Shiro goes for a suplex but Anjanette wraps her calf around Shiro's to block it. Anjanette Turner reverses with a falcon arrow
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Yuku Shiro gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner wraps Shiro's legs up, and turns her over in a scorpion deathlock. She bridges back and catches Yuku by the head with a reverse chinlock.
Phil Blauer: Shiro is nearly bent in half!
Ron Reid checks in to see if Shiro wants to submit, but Yuku shakes her head. Anjanette Turner pulls Shiro's feet down towards her head. Yuku crawls over and grabs the bottom rope, and Ron Reid forces Turner to break the bridging scorpion deathlock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro gets to her feet and goes to kick her, but Anjanette catches her foot. Shiro backflips into a kick underneath Turner's chin! Shiro settles in and applies a dragon sleeper.
Turner struggles her way to her feet, but Shiro springboards off the second rope and somersaults over into a diamond dust stunner! The audience applauds and Shiro waits for her to get up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro gets a running start and catches her with a tornado DDT! She pulls Turner up by her french braid, but Anj ducks under a right hand. She drops Shiro on the back of her head with a backdrop driver! She handsprings into a moonsault splash!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Shiro to get to her feet. She jumps off and catches Shiro with a hart attack clothesline!
The Albuquerque fans cheer. Anjanette Turner irish whips Shiro into the ropes and lifts her up into a flapjack, but Shiro dropkicks out of it. The audience applauds Yuku Shiro's counter
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro runs and hops onto the middle of the top rope. She turns around and springboard legdrops Turner!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku kicks Turner in the ribs, hits a jumping roundhouse kick, and levels her with a leg sweep! Yuku grabs Turner's hair from behind, jumps backwards pulling her with her, and slams the back of her head into the mat with a reverse X factor!
Yuku Shiro climbs up to the top turnbuckle, but Anajette shakes the ropes and crotches her on the turnbuckle. She steps up onto the second rope and gut wrench superplexes her! The Unversity Arena cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner lifts Shiro up into a human torture rack. She spins Shiro around into a jumping ganso bomb!!
The fans pop as Yuku clutches the back of her head. Turner lifts her up into an electric chair and then bends her back over her back in a gory special backbreaker. Turner walks into the center of the ring and drops down to her knees with a gory driver
Phil Blauer: Yuku's neck had nowhere to go but broken!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette climbs to the top turnbuckle and then backflips into a gorgeous moonsault!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro gets to her feet and goes to kick her but Turner catches her by the boot. Yuku swings around into an enzuigiri kick that knocks Turner over the ropes to the floor below!
Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off with a twisting moonsault, but Turner avoids and Yuku smacks the steel guardrail!! The audience lets out a collective "OH!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner climbs back in and gets on the top turnbuckle. She jumps off and catches Yuku Shiro with a helicopter rana on the floor!!
The Albuquerque fans chant "SEXY ANJ!! SEXY ANJ!! SEXY ANJ!! SEXY ANJ!! SEXY ANJ!!" Turner pulls her up into a t-bone, but Yuku Shiro elbows her way out of it. She smashes Anj's face into the guardrail! Shiro leans Turner against the railing and climbs up to the apron
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro hops onto the middle of the second rope and backflips into an asai moonsault that takes her and Turner over the railing!!
The University Arena erupts and the audience rocks the house with cheers. Yuku Shiro pulls a table out from underneath the ring and sets it up in the ringside area. She lies Anjanette on top of it and then climbs back into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press onto Anjanette through the table!!
The audience changes their tune and starts chanting "YU-KU!! YU-KU!! YU-KU!! YU-KU!! YU-KU!!" Shiro rolls Anjanette Turner back into the ring and climbs up to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro leaps off with a huracanrana, but Anj catches her by the legs and powerbombs her hard into the mat!! She cradles her legs!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner chicken wings both of Yuku's arms behind her and then double hammerlock suplexes her with a bridge!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Yuku rolls onto her feet)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner irish whips Yuku Shiro into the ropes, and backdrops her, but Shiro catches her by the head and brings her back down into a harsh DDT!!
The impact bounces Turner up to her knees and back down to her face. The fans applaud. Yuku Shiro climbs up to the top turnbuckle and somersaults into a senton! Turner sits up, clutching her stomach
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro hops onto middle of the top rope, and leaps off with a springboard hart attack clothesline!
The fans cheer. Yuku Shiro front facelocks Turner and climbs up to the second rope. She jumps off into a tornado DDT, but Anj spinebusters her! She scoops Shiro up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner drills Shiro's head into the mat with a corkscrew tombstone! She gut wrenches her up into a jumping tigerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro claps her legs together on Turner's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sexy Anj applies kataha-jime choke and starts spinning her round & round! Shiro's legs leave the ground as Turner spins her around in the tazmission.
Ron Reid tries to ask Shiro if she wants to submit but Turner's spinning her too fast. Shiro finally finds her feet and runs backwards into the turnbuckles, squashing Anjanette
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro atomic drops Anjanette on the top turnbuckle facing the audience. She climbs to the second rope and applies an inverted facelock. Shiro flips her over into a reverse superplex!
Anjanette rolls around clutching her chest. Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle and then somersaults into a leg drop across Turner's throat!! She makes the cover
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro applies a dragon sleeper with a body scissors. The Dragon Killer! Shiro pulls back on her head and neck, constricting her breathing with those powerful legs around her waist.
Ron Reid asks Anjanette if she wants to tap out but she refuses. Shiro clamps down on her kidneys with the body vice, while leaning back on Turner's head. Yuku then releases it and jumps onto the middle of the top rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro drills Turner's head into the mat with a springboard tornado DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku climbs up to the top turnbuckles but before she can hit a moonsault, Turner climbs up behind her and drops back with a german superplex!!
The crowd cheers and Anjanette Turner steps on the back of both Shiro's knees and bridges her back into an inverted surfboard with a chinlock. She bounces Shiro's knees with her powerful calves
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid again checks in with Yuku Shiro to see if she wants to give it up, but Shiro valiantly hanging on. Turner pulls back down on Yuku's head, trying to injure her back. Turner releases the inverted surfboard. She pulls Shiro up into an inverted facelock and then twists her around into a test drive!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner butterflies Shiro's arms and double underhooks her up into a running michinoku driver I!!
Anjanette Turner goes for a moonsault but Shiro pushes her and crotches her on the top turnbuckle steel cable, hook, facing the audience. Shiro gets behind her and lifts her up into a burning hammer off the second turnbuckle!! The crowd erupts and chants "YU-KU!! YU-KU!! YU-KU!! YU-KU!! YU-KU!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Burning God fist Hammer!!
Phil Blauer: He's speaking in tongues!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Anjanette Turner gets her foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Turner runs up the turnbuckles and meets her at the top. She double overhook belly to belly superplexes Yuku!
The crowd starts a dueling chant of "Let's Go Yuku! Let's Turner! Let's Go Yuku! Let's Turner! Let's Go Yuku! Let's Turner!" Anjanette Turner irish whips Shiro into the ropes but she comes back with a backflip dropkick
Phil Blauer: The Hardkore fans have certainly been won over by the Iron Asian Beauty.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off with a 450 splash!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro up on the top again, and front flips into a leg drop but Turner rolls out of the way! She flips Yuku onto her face with a slingshot german suplex!
The Albuquerque audience applauds that move. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner applies a standing kataha-jime on Yuku Shiro. She clamps down on Shiro's throat while applying pressure to the back of her neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro gets to the ropes, and Ron Reid demands that Turner break the kataha-jime, but Turner drops her back into a russian legsweep and uses the momentum to roll on top of her for a pin!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner irish whips Shiro into the turnbuckles but Yuku puts the breaks on by catching herself with her hands. She catches Anjanette coming in with a jumping spinning round house kick!
Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckles and flips over Turner with a blockbuster neckbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: She calls that The Northern Light Smash!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro back up there on the turnbuckle...
Phil Blauer: She's up there so much we should charge her rent and deposit.
Guillermo O'Bannon: She backflips into a 540 DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner ducks under a right hand and counters with a sambo suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner climbs up to the second rope with an inverted facelock, she hops off with a reverse tornado DDT called The Turner Tornado!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Yuku Shiro gets her shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: Shiro kicked out of The Turner Tornado!
Guillermo O'Bannon: That move won her the Hardkore World Women's Championship at The Cow Palace back in 1998 when she battled "Triple C" Justina America in San Francisco. Anjanette half nelsons Shiro and drops her on her head with a t-bone suplex!
Turner fireman's carries Yuku Shiro up on her shoulders and sits her on the top turnbuckles. She climbs up to the second turnbuckle, but Shiro cracks her with a forearm to the jaw. She pushes Turner to the mat below
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro catches Anjanette in the guts with an amazing Diving Dragon spear off the top turnbuckle!!
The crowd roars, as Turner rolls around clutching her stomach. Shiro runs and hops onto the middle of the top rope. She backflips into a springboard moonsault
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro attempts to irish whip Anjanette, but she reverses it and sends Shiro into the ropes. Yuku asai moonsault body presses Turner!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku locks Turner in a dragon sleeper from behind, and then hoists her into a reverse vertical suplex position. She then cradles the leg closest to her, and kicks her legs out from underneath her driving Anjanette's head straight down into the Life Hammer!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Invincible" by Pat Benatar plays and the audience applauds both woman's outstanding performance. Yuku Shiro raises her arm, exhausted
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 34 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...YUKU SHIRO!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro, a member of the celebrated Shiro clan, uses the move said to cut your life span in half, the Life Hammer. She can thank it for getting her a title shot against Tamara Sanchez in Phoenix, Arizona next month.
Open up on the steel cage being lowered onto the ring as the ring crew puts the finishing touches on it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is a big steel cage elimination to decide Paul Soutter's next West Coast opponent...
Phil Blauer: Provided he gets through Ryan Champion.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Obviously. Five of these guys are looking to make a big impact tonight. If they win this match, it'll be their first shot at some Hardkore gold, and what better way to make an impact than be the one calling the shots?
“If You Want Blood (You Got It)” by AC/DC hits as Mark Evans walks out from behind the curtain with a mic. The Albuerque crowd cheers as Evans raises his right arm in acknowledgement, then raises the mic up with his left hand and starts to lip-synch the song
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hmm.
Phil Blauer: What do you know about this guy, Guillermo?
Guillermo O'Bannon: He's a former UPW World Tag Team Champion, and he seems to like AC/DC.
"Big" Mark Evans gets into the cage and raises his arms
Yolanda Ando: Mark Evans wears long red tights with the straps coming up over each shoulder.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is an Elimination Steel Cage Match. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Salisbury, Maryland; Standing an amazing 7 feet tall; Weighing 255 pounds; He is One Half of the UPW World Tag Team Champion...'BIG' MARK EVANS!!!"
The fans give him a round of applause. Then "I Hate Everything About You" by 3 Days Grace hits as Johnny Parker walks down to the ring, recieving a mixed reaction from the crowd. He climbs into the cage and raises his arms
Phil Blauer: What do you know about this guy?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Even less.
Yolanda Ando: Johnny Parker wears long blue jeans and a gold tanktop.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Miami, Florida; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 240 pounds...JOHNNY PARKER!!!"
"Haunted" by Evanescence plays as the lights go out. Purple lights come up as 13 walks out, a cloak hiding his face. He has the UPW Tag Title over his left shoulder and the UPW Hardcore Title on his right shoulder. He walks up the steel steps and raises his arms. The lights come back on as smoke comes out of the turnbuckle posts. He enters the cage and raises his arms. He has three fingers up. Then, he removes the cloak and sits in a corner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Now this guy I know something about. "The Unlucky One" 13 is obviously the current UPW Tag Team Champion with Big Mark Evans and UPW Hardcore Champion. And a former UPW World Heavyweight Champion, UPW Fuck The World Champion, UCW True Champion, and the Leader of the Cult of Bad Luck.
Phil Blauer: I like this The Unlucky 113. He's what the kids like today. He's dark, but not without...
Guillermo O'Bannon: He's "The Unlucky One" 13.
Phil Blauer: That's what I said. The Unlucky 113.
Guillermo O'Bannon: You have to take a breath. "The Unlucky One" 13.
Phil Blauer: The Unlucky (sighs) 113.
Yolanda Ando: 13 wears long black jeans and a black tanktop. To the ring 13 wears a long black cloak with the hood covering his face. The UPW Tag Title is on his left shoulder and the UPW Hardcore Title is on his right shoulder.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From The Darkest Shadows of New York City; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 200 pounds; He is The Current UPW Hardore Champion and One Half of the UPW World Tag Team Champions...'THE UNLUCKY ONE' 13!!!"
"Welcome 2 Detroit" By Tricky feat. Eminem starts up and the fans boo. Meister walks out with Jane Tyrra, and then puts up two middle fingers to the jeering New Mexico crowd
Guillermo O'Bannon: Meister was the first ever USWF World Heavyweight Champion, USWF X-Treme Champion, as well as the first ever UPW Hardcore Champion, the title "The Unlucky One" 13 currently holds. He lost that USWF X-Treme Title to a masked man due to the 24/7 rule with the belt. The masked man turned out to be a man named Ghost, who was buried alive many PPV's ago by Miester's partner Fire Cracker. Ghost also cost Miester his second round match in a WHC #1 Contender's tournament to Nightcrawler, and cost him a tag match in which he and "Big Money" Mark Philip lost to Karnage and Jake Jameson of the Revolution.
Phil Blauer: Ah. Fire Cracker?
Yolanda Ando: Miester wears green & brown army pants. His wrist is taped up. His left arm has an arm sleeve. He's also sporting a custom-made Toronto Blue Jays army camo baseball cap. He is also wearing an L.A. Lakers basketball jersey.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Accompanied to the ring by his manager, Jane Tyrra; Originally from Toronto, now residing in Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 230 pounds...MIESTER!!!"
The Albuquerque crowd boos. Then music starts up from the King Kong Soundtrack, mixed with good old country rap plays in the background. Bad Boy King Kong walks out with the Microshocker, who carries Mr. Computer in his hands. The trio makes their way strutting down into the cage
Guillermo O'Bannon: This guy is the most seasoned wrestler in this match. Bad Boy King Kong has been wrestling since 2000. He's been The Microshocker's bodyguard and muscle for six years and is looking for his first singles title.
Yolanda Ando: Bad Boy King Kong wears really tight jeans and a black sleeveless shirt.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: And finally, accompanied to the ring by The Microshocker; From The Smokey Mountains; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 451 pounds...BAD BOY KING KONG!!!"
The fans boo and jeer. Ron Reid signals for the bell as Mike Peters locks the steel cage door. Big Mark Evans atomic drops Miester facefirst into the steel cage
Phil Blauer: Miester staggers back, already busted open, and Evans' partner The Unlucky 113 pops him with a superkick!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil it's...nevermind. "The Unlucky One" 13 turns around into a leg lariot by Johnny Parker. Bad Boy King Kong lays into Big Mark Evans' chest with several knife edge chops. Miester moves in and drills Evans' face into the mat with an X factor!
Evans gets to his feet as Johnny Parker rushes him, and Evans nearly takes his head off with a big boot to the face! The fans cheer
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans scoops Miester up and drops down into a shoulderbreaker and "The Unlucky One" 13 applies a crippler crossface to his arm. A bleeding Miester cries out in pain as 13 links his fingers together and pulls up on his head & arm.
Johnny Parker kicks Bad Boy King Kong in the stomach and DDTs his head into the mat! Ron Reid checks in on Miester to see if he wants to submit to 13's crippler crossface. 13 releases it and applies a fujiwara armbar to the same arm
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 yanks up on Miester's aching arm, while Johnny Parker irish whips Mark Evans into the ropes. Parker catches him in the chest with a bicycle kick!
Ron Reid checks in to see if Miester wants to tap out to the armbar, but he shakes his head no. Bad Boy King Kong punches 13 to break up the fujiwara armbar. Kong scoops 13 up and bodyslams him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong brings 451 pounds worth of legdrop down on The Unlucky One's neck!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...("The Unlucky One" 13 kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong pulls 13 up into a vertical suplex. Miester comes off the second rope with an elbow drop to 13's chest!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...("The Unlucky One" 13 kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester irish whips Big Mark Evans into the ropes and clotheslines him...but Big Mark no-sells it! He headbutts Miester on the cut over his eye, opening it even more.
Big Mark Evans presses Johnny Parker over his head and tosses him facefirst into the cage wall!! Parker slides down the chain mesh with a laceration on his scalp
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans inverted atomic drops Johnny Parker and his partner "The Unlucky One" 13 straightjacket lung blowers his back!
The Albuquerque fans cheer. "The Unlucky One" 13 lifts Meister up in a fireman's carry and then F5's his face into the cage wall!! 13 applies a boston crab
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 pulls back on Miester's legs, bending his spine the wrong way. But Johnny Parker walks up and cracks 13 in his head with a shining wizard kick to the side of the head!
Parker lifts 13 up on his shoulders and runs into the center of the ring and drops him on his head with a death valley driver! He makes the cover
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...("The Unlucky One" 13 kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A busted open Johnny Parker kicks Bad Boy King Kong in the stomach, and then DDTs him! He climbs up to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press but Bad Boy King Kong rolls out of the way!!
Johnny Parker bounces off his chest. Bad Boy King Kong runs off the ropes and earthquake splashes Parker's chest
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Johnny Parker gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong jack knife powerbombs Johnny Parker!! Kong climbs up to the second turnbuckle and comes off with a 451 pound elbow drop!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Johnny Parker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong runs into the ropes and walks right into a Choke-breaker by Big Mark Evans!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 9 minutes 30 seconds; BAD BOY KING KONG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY BIG MARK EVANS!!!"
The crowd cheers as The Microshocker collects Bad Boy King Kong and helps him get through the door of the cage
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 smashes Johnny Parker's face into the mat with an impaler DDT! Johnny Parker rolls out of the way of an elbow drop, and he counters with a gut wrench tigerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...("The Unlucky One" 13 claps his legs together on Parker's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody Miester ducks underneath a superkick by Johnny Parker and drops him with a stunner! "Big" Mark Evans drops a legdrop across Parker's neck and makes the cover!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Johnny Parker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans pulls Parker up and applies a bearhug. He constricts Parker's breathing with those massive arms, as he tries to squeeze the life out of him. He walks over to the cage wall and drops him facefirst into chain mesh!!
Parker is now bleeding even worse, his entire face is covered by a crimson mask. "The Unlucky One" 13 applies a sleeper hold to Parker, clamping down on his windpipe, and squeezing more blood out of the cut over his eye
Phil Blauer: Johnny Parker thrashing like a madman, trying to escape "The Unlucky" 113's sleeper before it's too late.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Meanwhile Miester is standing on the middle of the top rope, using the cage for balance. He leaps off and catches Big Mark Evans in a springboard head scissors takedown!
The Albuquerque fans boo Miester, who wipes some blood out of his eyes and then smiles. "The Unlucky One" 13 continues to wear down Johnny Parker with the sleeper, but then lifts him up in a fireman's carry. He F5's Parker's bloody head into the cage wall
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker walks right into a powerbomb into an X factor by Miester called, what else? The Miester Bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 12 minutes 55 seconds; JOHNNY PARKER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY MIESTER!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yikes. Miester started this match as an elimination match and now it's become a handicap match.
Phil Blauer: He's now in there with the UPW Tag Team Champions, "Big" Mark Evans & "The Unlucky" 113!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The bloody Miester barely has time to stand before Big Mark Evans feeds him some boot with a running kick to the head! "The Unlucky One" 13 applies a camel clutch.
"The Unlucky One" 13 rocks back with Miester's head in his hands. The blood runs down off of Miester's face through his hands. Big Mark Evans stands in front of them and kicks Miester's face in
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 & Evans go to work on Miester's face with that camel clutch. 13 then lets him go and pulls Miester up by the hair and Big Mark Evans chokeslams him from the seven feet in the air!! "The Unlucky One" 13 turns him over into a texas cloverleaf known as The Shallow Grave!
The University Arena cheers as Miester tries to bend him in half. 13 plants his feet and pulls back on Miester's twisted legs. Big Mark Evans comes off the ropes and leg drops the back of his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 irish whips Miester into Big Mark Evans who powerslams him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Miester kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 full nelsons Miester and dragon 13-plexes him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Miester gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 goes for a powerbomb but Miester reverses it into a huracanrana! He kicks Big Mark Evans in the groin, and butterflies his arms. He double underhook DDTs the big man!
The fans boo. Miester runs into the ropes and hops onto the middle of the second rope and backflips into a lionsault on Mark Evans
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(13 stomps the back of Miester's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 lifts Miester up for a vertical suplex! He pulls him up and irish whips Miester into Big Mark Evans who belly to belly suplexes him headfirst into the steel cage!!
The crowd pops. Miester falls between the ropes and the cage wall, looking head dipped in blood. 13 & Evans go over some plans, when Miester pulls himself up by the ropes and climbs to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester leaps off the top rope onto both 13 and Evans with a kamakazi dive!! He gets to his feet and swings at 13 with a clothesline but The Unlucky One gets lucky and ducks. Miester walks right into a swinging lariot by Big Mark Evans!
The fans cheer again. "The Unlucky One" 13 applies an inverted indian deathlock to Miester. 13 leans back on Miester's twisted legs, trying to hyperextend the knee. Blood runs down Miester's face as he does a push up, trying to get out of The 13 Death Lock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans stomps the back of Miester's head while "The Unlucky One" 13 falls back on The 13 Deathlock. He releases it and pulls Miester up. Evans butterflies Miester's arms and lifts him up into a double underhook backbreaker!
Phil Blauer: "Big" Mark Evans and "The Unlucky" 113 have been concentrating alot on Miester's back.
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 applies a cobra clutch on Miester. The first ever USWF World Heavyweight Champion's legs buckle as 13 pulls back on his arm and presses down on his neck.
The crowd cheers, as Miester begins to fade. Ron Reid raises Miester's arm, but he keeps it up. Miester then runs towards the cage and then ducks down, pitching 13 facefirst into the steel cage
Phil Blauer: "The Unlucky" 113 is busted open!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans reels Miester back in and irish whips him into the ropes. Miester comes back with a flying cross body block!
Phil Blauer: He's got the tights!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 56 seconds; BIG MARK EVANS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY MIESTER!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wow! Miester has been enduring the onslaught of a 2 on 1 attack by the UPW Tag Team Champions for five minutes now, and is finally back on solid ground. Miester german suplexes 13, then pulls him up for a second, then bridges the third rolling german suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...("The Unlucky One" 13 rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 ducks under a right hand by Miester and german suplexes him! He hangs on and gives a blood drenched Miester a couple more!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Miester rolls his shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: I think that's the most german suplexes given in one amount of time! "The Unlucky" 113 takes a swing at Miester, but Miester ducks and gives him yet another german suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2......("The Unlucky One" 13 rolls his shoulder up)
The University Arena boos. Miester bounces into the ropes and legdrops 13. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips into a swanton, but Miester rolls out of the way!! The crowd cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 full nelsons Miester and flips forward into a cattle mutilation! Miester is in agony but refuses to submit to Ron Reid.
Jane Tyrra looks concerned on the outside as Miester bleeds down his front. "The Unlucky One" 13 releases the cattle mutilation and pulls him up into a tigerbomb
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Miester claps his legs together on 13's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 front facelocks Miester but he back body drops him. Miester snap suplexes him.
The crowd chants "DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!!" and Miester flips them off. Miester climbs up to the top turnbuckles and the fans continue to chant "DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!!" Miester decides to show them and climbs to the top of the cage
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester backflips off the top of the cage with a beautiful moonsault!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- ("The Unlucky One" 13 kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester motions for Jane Tyrra and she tosses a chair over the cage wall into the ring! But "The Unlucky One" 13 catches it!
Phil Blauer: Chick has an arm.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester superkicks the chair into "The Unlucky One" 13's face!!
The audience boos and starts up a "Fuck You Miester *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Miester *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Miester *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" chant. "The Unlucky One" 13 is now a bloody mess
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester goes for a stunner, but "The Unlucky One" 13 pushes him off into the steel cage! "The Unlucky One" 13 drills his head into the mat with a double underhook brainbuster! 13 applies an STF!
The fans cheer Miester's predictament. "The Unlucky One" 13 pulls up on Miester's head while wrenching his face to the side. 13 clamps down on his throat, cutting off any air to his brain. Miester bleeds down 13's arm. Jane Tyrra shakes the cage trying to wake Miester up
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 rolls it over into a rear naked choke he calls The 13 Chokeout!
Phil Blauer: Why would 113 call it that?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: It's a question for the angels, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 leans back, strangling Miester with his forearm. Ron Reid checking in to see if Miester taps, but he can barely see.
Jane Tyrra cries out words to encouragement, while Miester scratches and claws 13's forearm desperately trying to escape. Miester is able to roll on his side, but 13 reapplies The 13 Chokeout
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester is able to finally crawl over to the ropes, but how much damage has been done? "The Unlucky One" 13 irish whips Miester into the ropes, and goes for a spinebuster, but Miester reverses it into a tornado DDT on that chair!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...("The Unlucky One" 13 kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester tosses 13 into the corner so he's lying against the bottom turnbuckle. He places the chair over 13's face and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off with a dropkick to the chair, smashing it into his face!!
"The Unlucky One" 13 is slumped over the bottom rope, bleeding a pool of blood underneath his face. Miester pulls him into the middle of the ring and powerbombs him!! He cradles his legs
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- ("The Unlucky One" 13 gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester spins 13's leg around and drops down into a figure four leglock. He clamps down on 13's legs, and sits up to increase the pressure.
"The Unlucky One" 13 falls back, clutching both sides of his hair in pain. He sits back up and takes a desperate swat at Miester but misses by a mile. 13 twists and turns until he's able to roll them over! The fans cheer
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 stands a little and bridges back into the haas of pain called Crosswire! He pulls back on Miester's ankle, pointing it towards his head. Miester is in agony!
Phil Blauer: "The Unlucky" 113 has worked down Miester's legs and back the entire match and is trying to cash in right now with the Crosswire.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Well, Miester's not tapping so 13 releases the Crosswire and pulls his head into his legs. "The Unlucky One" 13 piledrives Miester's bloody skull into the mat!
"The Unlucky One" 13 runs into the ropes and elbow drops him across the face. He pulls Miester up into his batista bomb
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Luck Bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
The Albuquerque fans cheer and "Haunted" by Evanescence plays through The University Arena. A bloody 13 raises his arms as Ron Reid holds up his wrist
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 25 minutes and 49 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'THE UNLUCKY ONE' 13!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 has outlasted four other international superstars to win the next shot at Hardkore West Coast Champion Paul Soutter!
The ring crew carries out several glass tables into the ring and outside. Kilroy Evans is checking around ringside
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: May I help you with something Mr. Evans?
Kilroy Evans: No...no, I got it.
Kilroy Evans looks around the ringside area and especially the ringposts for something
Guillermo O'Bannon: What's Kilroy looking for?
Phil Blauer: I dunno. Probably thought he left a Nestle Crunch out here. He does it all the time. Fucker will just go back to eating it. Gross.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anyway. Two newcomers to Hardkore America got into a backstage argument at Palm Springs Punishment and now we got ourselves Hardkore World's first Glass Tables Match for the EPW Death Match title.
Phil Blauer: Where's EPW? Do they need a color guy?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hopefully.
"Bad, Bad Men" by John Cena hits as Justin Majot walks out to a booing New Mexico crowd. He flips them off before running down to, and sliding in, the ring. He raises his arms to more boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: This has got to be the first wrestler to come down to a theme done by another wrestler.
Phil Blauer: What about HBK? Sherri Martel was the first to do "Sexy Boy" before Vince covered it.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy is not endearing himself to these fans very much but is one of the top wrestlers over in EPW.
Phil Blauer: Really?
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's what he told me.
Yolanda Ando: Justin Majoy wears baggy blue jeans and a dark blue tank top.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Glass Tables match is scheduled for one fall, 30 minute time limit, and is for the EPW Death Match Title. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Huron, Ohio; Weighing 225 pounds...JUSTIN MAJOY!!!"
The fans chant "WHO?? WHO?? WHO?? WHO?? WHO??" Then "Hustler's Ambition" by 50 Cent hits and Vindication comes out to a series of fireworks and pyro while showing off his EPW Deathmatch Title. He storms down to the ring focused on the job at hand. He enters the ring and acknowledges the fans whilst jumping up and down in preparation
Guillermo O'Bannon: Two weeks ago, Vindication upset Sam Solitary to win the EPW Deathmatch Title in only his second week in the business, although he had help from Johnny Mosa to do it. Last month, he lost a non-title, champion vs. champion match against EPW Primetime Champion Thunder. Tonight he puts that title up against Justin Majoy in one of the most dangerous matches in the World.
Phil Blauer: Wow, he's big. Majoy sure he knows what he's doing?
Yolanda Ando: Vindication wears medium-length black tights with Vindication written in red lettering down each leg. The EPW Deathmatch Title belt is strapped around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 310 pounds; He is The Current EPW DEATHMATCH CHAMPION...VINDICATION!!!"
The Albuquerque fans cheer. Majoy runs at him and Vindication catches him with a belly to belly suplex through the glass table!! The crowd roars as Majoy's back shatters the glass
Phil Blauer: Wow, that was quick.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy sits up with a large gash on his shoulder, he pulls a large shard out of his shoulder and gets up. Justin Majoy catches Vindication under his chin with a superkick!
The fans boo. Majoy goes for a piledriver, but Vindication backdrops him. He waits for Majoy to get up, when he does he catches him with a stiff spear into the turnbuckles! Vindication applies an STF
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication pulls up on his head with that granite like arm. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to submit but Majoy shakes his head.
Phil Blauer: Justin Majoy attempting to channel the late great John Cena for help.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy crawls over to the ropes, while Vindication continues to clamp down on his throat. Majoy grabs the bottom rope, and Mike Peters forces him to break the STF. Vindication pulls him up into a half nelson, but Majoy back elbows him. Majoy lifts Vindication in a fireman's carry, an F5 into a glass table!!
Vindication rolls around, clutching his face with a big gash across the top of his scalp. Majoy climbs to the top turnbuckle from inside the ring, and then backflips into a moonsault
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Vindication kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy gets a running start and catches Vindication with a tornado DDT, but the big man reverses it into a hard spinebuster!!
The crowd applauds. Vindication wipes some blood out of his eyes, and then drops a leg across Majoy's face! He applies a dragon sleeper
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication pulls back on Majoy's head & neck, cinching off his air with those powerful arms. Majoy gets to the bottom rope and Peters forces him to break it. Vindication pulls him up by the hair, but Majoy catches him on the way up with an RKO!
Justin Majoy wraps up Vindication's legs and turns him over into a sharpshooter! He sits down on Vindication's back, pulling his legs back
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters checks in to see if Vindication wants to give up the EPW Deathmatch Title. Vindication bleeds a huge pool of blood underneath his face. He crawls over to the ropes and grabs onto the bottom rope.
Mike Peters asks Justin Majoy to break the sharpshooter, but he just drags Vindication into the center of the ring and applies a boston crab. He sits low trying to break the champion's back
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy plants his feet and pulls back on Vindication's legs. The big man does a push-up with his arms and powers out with those trunk-like legs! Vindication ducks under a punch from Majoy and german suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Justin Majoy gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication chokeslams Justin Majoy! He pulls Majoy's head into his legs and flips him up into a powerbomb through the glass table!!
The Albuquerque crowd pops as Vindication stands over Majoy in a pile of glass. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press and the audience erupts
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Justin Majoy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy rolls out of the way of an elbow drop and Vindication hits some glass on the mat! He scoops Vindication up and running powerslams him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vindication kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy half nelsons Vindication and drops him headfirst with a t-bone suplex!
The University Arena chants "Fuck You Cena *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Cena *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Cena *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" Majoy flips them off and they boo. He lifts Vindication up into a tigerbomb
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vindication claps his legs together on Majoy's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy grabs one of the glass tables up against the corner. he irish whips Vindication into the ropes and then pounces his side into the glass!!
The fans pop and Vindication shudders on the mat, bleeding heavily from a gash under his elbow and on his thigh. Majoy pulls him down into a pin
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Vindication gets his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy climbs to the top turnbuckle and moonsaults him, but Vindication rolls out of the way!! He comes up from behind Majoy and Vindication Slams him!
The fans are cheering as Vindication motions for him to get up. Majoy ducks under a clothesline, and counters with a rock bottom
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bright Side!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vindication kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy climbs up to the top turnbuckle, but Vindication shakes the ropes and crotches him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up to the second rope and drops him headfirst with a super fisherman's buster!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Justin Majoy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication lifts Majoy up into a stalling powerbomb!!
Vindication goes for a DDT but Justin Majoy lifts him up into a fireman's carry. He turns it into a cradle shock
Guillermo O'Bannon: He lifts Vindication on his shoulders in a fireman's carry and then flips him over into a cliffhanger DDT!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Vindication kicks out)
The chants of "Fuck You Cena *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Cena *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Cena *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" get louder. Justin Majoy gets on the second turnbuckle to call a few of them into the ring to fight. There's no takers
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy turns around into a downward spiral! Vindication flips Majoy over his shoulder into a argentinean backbreaker then sits down into a shock treatment!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Justin Majoy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication slams Majoy facefirst into a dominator powerbomb!! He climbs to the top turnbuckles, he backflips into another shooting star but Majoy puts his knees up!!
Majoy drops down into a stunner on Vindication! Justin front facelocks Vindication and climbs onto the second turnbuckle. He comes off with a tornado DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy fireman carries Vindication up and swings him facefirst into an F5 on the glass table!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Vindication kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Vindication's a bloody mess!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The grisly looking EPW Death Match Champion looks like just that as Majoy irish whips him into the ropes. Vindication comes back with a lethal looking clothesline!
Vindication lifts Justin Majoy up and lets him think about it for a little while before drilling him into the canvas with a brainbuster! The Albuquerque fans cheer
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication piledrives Majoy! He drags the last glass table into the center of the ring and batista bombs him through the glass table with The Vindication!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
50 Cent's "Hustler's Ambition" plays as the New Mexico fans crowd applauds the blood covered Vindication
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 12 minutes 11 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...VINDICATION!!!"
A blood covered Vindication rises his arms in glory while the fans cheer his brave victory. He needs help from the ring though
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication gets his first win here in the oldest federation Hardkore World in quite a fashion, in a glass tables match!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the restart of the hottest feud of 2005. It won Hardkore World Feud of the Year. Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein were in a blood war that featured steel cages, spiked straps, bodily fluids, and a tag team championship. Lucifer Jones cracked Dan Stein in the head with a chair to hit the reset button on this war. Lucifer gave up their chance to remain tag team champions, and now he's got hell to pay.
The Univesity Arena goes dark. A choir fills the arena with the song of the "Miserere," a legendary song that has been played for centuries at the Sistine Chapel.
#Miserere mei Deus#
(Have mercy on me, O God!)
#Amplius lava me ab iniquitate mea et a peccato meo munda me#
(Wash me yet more from my iniquity, and cleanse me from my sin.)
#Quoniam iniquitatem meam ego cognosco et peccatum meum contra me est semper#
(For I know my iniquity, and my sin is always before me.)
#Tibi soli peccavi et malum coram te feci ut iustificeris in sermonibus tuis et vincas cum iudicaris#
(Against You, You alone, have I sinned, and done that which is evil in Your sight, so that You are justified in Your sentence and blameless in Your judgment.)
The choir fades and in its place the heart beats 3 times. In coordination with the beats, the screen flashes the following:
<ALPHA>
<OMEGA>
<The Punisher skull>
"More Human Than Human" by White Zombie plays over the PA. Out from the back walks "The Punisher" Dan Stein, this time, upon his face is painted a fearsome, intricately painted white skull. Stein walks slowly to the ring with a dog collar latched around his neck. He slowly walks into the ring, stone-faced. He does not acknowledge the crowd. He takes off his black trenchcoat, and calmly hands the Peacemaker to Ron Reid. He stares intently at the entrance, and cracks a beastly, savage smile. He cracks his neck without the use of his hands, looks at the entrance, and lets out a barbaric shout
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein conferred with his dead brother and did some soul searching to realize that he's been a complete bastard to Domino. He spoke with me backstage and said that his mindset going into this match is that he must win at any cost. He needs to win to redeem himself for all the bad things he has done as a heel. He comes with the mindset that he would rather die than lose this match, therefore he will exceed all past efforts to win, literally, he will continue until he can no longer physically move.
Phil Blauer: Domino certainly looks happy. The kind of happy that a woman gets when she's not having beer cans bounced off her head.
Yolanda Ando: I hope to know that kind of happy. Stien is wearing a simple tight black t-shirt, and plain black shorts, with black leather wrestling boots. Stein also wears black leather gloves with the fingers ripped out.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is a Dog Collar Match scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Domino; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 285 pounds...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!!"
The fans cheer. The lights at The University Arena turn a deep shade of blood red, and the sound of white noise blasts over the PA...then suddenly "Homicidal" by Bad Luck 13 plays and Lucifer Jones bursts through the curtains. He starts looking out over the fans; talking shit back to them. He eyes Domino and smiles sadistically. He runs and slides under the ropes and blows Domino a kiss
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein rushes Lucifer and bashes him in the face with that chain!
The audience erupts in cheers and Ron Reid signals for the bell. Stein hooks Lucifer Jones' dog collar around his neck, then lifts him up into a hanging suplex. He shows him to all four sides of The University Arena who cheer Jones predictament
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein drops Jones in the suplex! He tosses Lucifer Jones over the top rope and hangs him with the chain!
The Albuquerque fans roar as Lucifer Jones kicks his feet out, trying to find the apron. Ron Reid tries to get control of this match but is unsuccessful
Phil Blauer: A little poetic justice here since Lucifer Jones did this to Syberus at their Hardkore Helloween match for the Hardkore America title.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein pulls him back over the ropes. He pulls in hard on the chain, effectively irish whipping Jones towards him. Dan Stein goes for a huge clothesline but Jones ducks under it. Jones springboards off the middle rope and goes for a tornado DDT but Stein catches him in mid-air! He tries to atomic throw him out of the ring, but Jones lands on his feet onto the apron and the chain has wrapped around Stein's throat!
Phil Blauer: He's choking the life out of The Punisher!
Jones takes advantage of this by tightening the chain a bit more, and with Stein's back to him, Jones grabs his head and gives him the Stigmata off the apron!!! The audience reacts with a gasp
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein are already busted open! Jones pulls him up but Jones comes up swinging with the chain around his fist! Stein russian legsweeps the back of Jones' head into the railing!!
The fans wince at the sound of Jones' skull bouncing off the guardrail. Stein presses Jones over his head and then drops his throat on the steel rail!! Lucifer clutches his throat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein pulls Lucifer Jones up into a powerbomb, but Jones drills his head into the concrete with a huracanrana!! He grabs a bottle of Albuquerque Pale Ale and finishes it off, then breaks it over Stein's head!!
Stein staggers around with blood spewing out of his forehead. Lucifer Jones takes the broken bottle and stabs Stein in the back with it!! Stein lets out a blood curdling scream. Lucifer Jones atomic drops Dan Stein, groinfirst into the cornerpost
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones german suplexes Dan Stein on The University Arena floor!! He rolls Stein back into the ring and slides back in himself. He lifts Stein up onto a crucifix but Stein lands on his feet behind him. Stein locks on a full nelson!
Phil Blauer: The last time both these men were here was in May of 2005, wrestling in the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship Title Tournament. Syberus defeated Dan Stein, while Lucifer Jones advanced by defeating Lonewolf McNeely. Just sayin.
The Albuqerque fans cheer. Lucifer Jones panics as he tries to get out of Stein's clutches. He kicks his feet out wildly, as Stein attempts to break his neck. The Punisher releases the full nelson and wraps the chain around Jones' throat. He pulls Jones down by the chain, crashing the back of his head on Stein's knee
Guillermo O'Bannon: He pulls Jones up by the dog collar, and pulls him into a short arm clothesline with the chain. Dan Stein kicks him in the guts and drops down into a stunner! He scoops Lucifer Jones up and bodyslams him, but Jones catches him by the leg with an inside cradle!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones wraps that chain around Stein's throat and chokes him with it. He cinches off that chain with his fist and pulls back, with the skin on Stein's neck turning white from the pressure.
Domino screams obscenities at Lucifer Jones who winks at her while he strangles Stein. He walks over to the corner and undoes the turnbuckle padding. He lifts Stein up in a hanging suplex and then drops him facefirst on the steel cable hook
Phil Blauer: Lucifer Jones just assaulting Dan Stein!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein pulls the dog collar chain up between Jones' legs! He gives it another yank to flip LuJo over. He flips him into an oklahoma roll!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Punisher" Dan Stein wraps up Jones' arm with the chain a few times and then uses it to chicken wing suplex Lucifer! He scoops Jones up into a jumping michinoku driver II!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein locks in that full nelson again! He pushes down on LuJo's neck as Jones bleeds profusely down his face and chest. Lucifer refuses to submit so Stein lifts him up high and full nelson slams him!
The audience lets out a huge pop as Jones rolls around clutching the small of his back. Stein wraps the chain around Jones' throat and chokes him with it. He then rolls Lucifer around and drops a rude awakening with the chain around Jones' neck
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino has a fire in her eye and is pulling out a table! She slides it into the ring for Dan, who dutifully sets it up. But Jones is waiting for him and punches him in the face with that chain! He fireman's carries Stein onto his shoulders and then sits him on the top turnbuckle. Lucifer Jones pulls out a bag of thumbtacks!
The audience buzzes with curiosity while Jones pours the thumbtacks on the table. Jones climbs to the second turnbuckle, and flips Stein over into a C4 flipping uranage onto the table
Guillermo O'Bannon: London Air Raid on the table with tacks!!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones wraps that chain around his fist and brutalizes Stein with punches until The Punisher is a sickening thumbtack covered bloody mess. Jones stands up and lands a couple of hard kicks to Stein's face.
Lucifer Jones slaps Stein across the face and says "Eh, you like it rough, eh? I know someone else who does too." Then spits on Domino! Domino screams with rage and wipes the spit off of her feverishly. Jones wraps the chain around his hand and punches Stein in the face with a brutal stiff closed fist
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones bounces into the ropes and punt kicks Stein in the face while he's in his hands and knees!
The crowd chants "Fuck You LuJo! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You LuJo! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You LuJo! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" Lucifer Jones wraps the chain around Stein's head a few times over his eyes & mouth. He leans back on a camel clutch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones using that chain like a vice to try and squash Stein's head. The chain is cutting into the skin around his lips and eyes. Lucifer leaning back on that chain, and Stein is going limp.
Domino enters the ring and superkicks Lucifer Jones in the face! Jones drops the chain and staggers around, stunned
Phil Blauer: What's she doing here?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino's never gonna forget what he did to her. Jones staggers around into a gut wrench high elevation stiff powerbomb by Dan Stein!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones claps his legs together on Jones' head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein irish whips Lujo into the ropes, but Jones catches the big boot and leg capture suplexes him!
Domino mocks Lucifer Jones on the outside, rubbing her cheek where she superkicked him. Jones goes after her but Stein is pulling back on the chain. He pulls him back into a powerslam
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein tosses Jones across the ring with that double underhook suplex! He wraps the chain around his fist, but Jones ducks under the punch and snap backdrop drivers him!
Jones grabs a bleeding and hurt Stein, then shoves a handful of thumbtacks into Stein's mouth
Phil Blauer: Ew! I think those are a choking hazard, Guillermo! Kids don't try this at home, tacks are not candy. Even though they are multi-colored.
Lucifer Jones grabs Stein by the hair, and then mocks the crowd's earlier chant with a "Fuck You Albuquerque!" He punches Stein full force square in the mouth!! The fans gasp with shock and horror as Stein spits out bloody thumbtacks and tacks stuck in his gums and tongue
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ugh, that is disgusting. Lucifer Jones trying to do much more than win a match here. Some fans are so upset with him, security is trying to keep them from jumping the rail!
Phil Blauer: Stop them Matthew!
Former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone rushes over to hold back some rowdy fans but gets clocked in the face by one of their girlfriends. Boone goes down like a sack of hammers. Lucifer Jones vaults over the rope to the apron and challenges a few of them to come into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Punisher" Dan Stein is sneaking up behind him and bulldogs him off the top turnbuckle to the floor!!
The University Arena erupts and chants "PUN!! PUN!! PUN!! PUN!! PUN!!" Stein spits one of the thumbtacks into the audience for a souvenier. Jones stands up with a grisly looking new gash over his eye. Dazed, he tries to walk back to the locker room. Stein holds onto the chain, and then clotheslines him on the back of the head in the aisle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein headbutts Jones over & over until they go through the curtain into the back!
Phil Blauer: Can we get a camera on them, Robert?
The video tron shows Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein brawling in the locker room of The University Arena. Dan Stein grabs the chain and X factors his face into the concrete!! An "Oh" is heard from Christian Sain and Rising Sun, standing nearby
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein running powerslams Jones into a soda machine!!
Phil Blauer: Hey anything that comes out of there is mine. I got 35 cents in there, just waiting on someone to give me a quarter to get the rest.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein grabs a glass Coke bottle from the soda machine and breaks it over Jones head!! He gives Jones a reciept from earlier and carves some of those glass shards into Jones' back!!
The eerie silence of the locker room is peirced by Jones screams of agony. Lucifer tries to walk back to the ring and yanks Stein by the chain. They get through the curtain into the aisleway, exchanging punches
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones uses the chain to irish whip Stein facefirst into the cornerpost! He rolls Stein back into the ring and hangs his head off of the apron.
Phil Blauer: He's got Dan Stein's Peacemaker!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones cracks Stein in the head with his own Peacemaker!!
Phil Blauer: Ouch, that's like banging your head into the cabinet door. Got no one to blame but yourself.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones climbs up on the apron and running guillotine legdrops Stein's head while it's hanging off the apron!
Jones pulls Stein up and tosses him over the ropes back into the ring. He attempts to suplex him back to the floor, but Stein grabs the rope and blocks it. The Punisher reverses it into a suplex into a jackhammer back into the ring
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein wraps the chain around his fist, and then hooks Jones arm into a keylock. With his other arm, he delivers several chain wrapped heart punches!
The fans cheer Lucifer Jones' predictament. Stein then takes the chain and tries to choke the life out of Lucifer with it. He squeezes the chain harder & harder, as Jones desperately kicks his legs out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan pulls him to his feet with the chain, and continues to strangle him. He hammerlocks both of Jones' arms behind him and lifts him up in a double chicken wing! He shows his considerable power by lifting the 237 pound Jones like he's nothing.
Stein bounces Jones on his wrists, trying to break both of his elbows. Jones looks like he was hand dipped in blood, screaming out refusals to give up. Stein finally tires of him and drops him on his face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein wraps the chain around his fist and takes a swing at him, but Lucifer ducks. He goes behind and pulls the chain up between Stein's legs! Stein keels over and gets DDTed into the mat! Lucifer Jones wraps up their legs and does a step over cradle!
Phil Blauer: He's got the tights!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Domino alerts the ref that Jones has hold of the tights)
Phil Blauer: Lucifer Jones is taking on both Stein and Domino at the same time! Like that porno I got running in my head.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones wraps the chain around his fist and grabs Stein by the hair. He bludgeons Stein with the chain over & over until he drops to his knees from the beating. Jones whacks him with a shining wizard!
The Albuquerque fans jeer and boo Lucifer Jones, tossing soda cups into the ring. He lifts Dan Stein up and running crucifix bombs him!! Jones cradles the legs
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dan Stein gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones double underhooks Stein's arms but he backdrops Jones. He wraps the chain around Jones neck and lifts him over his back with The Final Solution!!
The audience leaps to their feet! Jones kicks his legs out helplessly, trying to escape. Stein uses Jones' own weight to strangle himself with the chain. Eventually, Jones' legs & arms stop flailing
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid raises Jones' arm, but he keeps it up. He slips out of the chain, and hits a low blow on Stein! He sets him up in a rude awakening and then twists him onto his face with The Yankee Cracker!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stein kicks out)
Phil Blauer: He kicked out of The Yankee Cracker!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The move that beat Dan Stein in their blue bar steel cage match at Irish Rage in Belfast, July of 2005! Stein gut wrenches him up into a reverse DDT slam!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein wraps the chain around LuJo's eyes and mouth the same way that was done to him and gives him a camel clutch!
Phil Blauer: We knew this match was gonna be ugly, but who knew someone was gonna get disfigured?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein trying to rip Jones' head off with that steel chain!
The fans chant "Rip His Head Off! Rip His Head Off! Rip His Head Off! Rip His Head Off! Rip His Head Off!" Blood runs down Jones' face but he refuses to submit. Stein irish whips Jones into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer ducks under Stein's clothesline, and responds with an STO with the chain!!
The fans boo. Lucifer locks his legs up and turns him over into a texas cloverleaf. He bridges back and locks Stein's neck with the chain to complete The London Clover Leaf! Stein's neck turns white from where the chain is cutting into him. Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to tap out
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Punisher being bent in half! Jones has lost too much blood to maintain the bridge and has to quit. He fireman's carries Stein up onto his shoulders and sits him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs to the second rope and goes for another London Air Raid, but Stein just tosses him to the mat!
Stein jumps off with a hart attack clothesline with the chain off the second rope! He flips Lucifer Jones over into a hanging backbreaker. The blood from Lucifer's head leaks down onto Stein's shoulders
Phil Blauer: Both men would love nothing better than to make the other man scream for mercy.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein bounces Jones' spinal column on his shoulder, then drops down to his knees. He grabs Jones by the dog collar and lifts him up into a double chokehold slam!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein presses Jones over his head but Lucifer escapes his grip and lands on his feet behind him. He atomic drops Stein's groin on the middle of the top rope! He full nelsons him and Assault & Battery dragon suplexes him back into the ring!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dan Stein rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones fisherman's suplexes Stein up and then drops the back of his head onto his knee! He jumping sitdown ganso bombs Stein and cradles his legs!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dan Stein rolls his shoulder up)
Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones kicks Stein but The Punisher wraps the chain around his leg and turns it into a single leg boston crab. He plants his leg and pulls back on the chain around his ankle.
Ron Reid asks Jones who just spits blood on him in response. Stein makes him pay for it with another painful yank on that chain. He rolls him over into a la majistral
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein wraps the chain around his fist and crouches over him. He bashes Jones skull in with that chain over & over until the links are coated in thick blood.
Stein spits out some more blood and then rakes the chain links back & forth over Jones cuts & lacerations on his forehead. He lifts Jones up and powerbombs him on the top rope, using the momentum to swing him around into a slingshot powerbomb!! He cradles his legs
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Lucifer Jones gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein irish whips Jones into the ropes, but LuJo hops onto the middle of the second rope and spingboards off into a tornado DDT!
Jones grabs Stein by the legs and flips him over into a wheelbarrow german suplex! The crowd boos, and Lucifer Jones applies a cobra clutch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones pulls a bloody Stein back by the arm onto his knee into a Lucifer's Touch backbreaker! He continues to press him down across his knee with the cobra clutch.
Stein won't submit so Jones swings him around into a front facelock while applying a chicken wing. Then instead of suplexing him over, he sits down hard and drops Stein into a Toxic Shock Drop neckbreaker, wrenching both the arm and his neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones goes for a Yankee Cracker again, but Stein reverses it into a hangman's neckbreaker!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein lifts Jones up in a fireman's carry and then F5's his face into the bare turnbuckle steel cable hook!!
Jones staggers around, but ducks under a clothesline with the chain. Jones kicks him in the guts and butterflies his arms. He double underhooks him up into a canadian backbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones flips him back over into a the DeathDriver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones wraps the chain around his fist but Stein blocks the punch and responds with two of his own. He kicks Jones in the stomach and DDTs him!
Stein ravels the chain around his hand and gives Jones a mandible claw. Lucifer kicks and stomps in pain as Stein tries to cram the chain down his throat. He grinds the chain links into his lips & teeth
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones pushes him away and then slaps Stein across the mouth. Stein snarls at him but Jones spits some blood at him. Stein charges him but Jones catches him coming with an The Dog's Bollocks emerald frosion!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stein kicks out)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
Phil Blauer: Five minutes left for this Hardkore Dream!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones waistlocks Stein, but he back elbows Lucifer in the face. He wraps the chain around Jones' neck and drops The Twilight Hammer reverse neckbreaker!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Lucifer Jones rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein lifts Lucifer Jones into a razor's edge crucifix, then drops down into a hangman's neckbreaker!!
Domino throws Dan Stein a bag and Stein dumps out another slew of thumbtacks! The crowd roars
Phil Blauer: Domino came prepared. She must have thought there would have been some posters to put up.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein pumphandles Lucifer Jones up into The Reckoning on the thumbtacks!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
The crowd leaps to their feet as "More Human Than Human" by White Zombie plays. Dan Stein disgustedly rips the dog collar off his neck and tosses it at Jones' body
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 26 minutes 17 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...DAN 'THE PUNISHER' STEIN!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein finally wins one over Lucifer Jones! Domino wraps her arms around him and gives him a big hug.
Phil Blauer: Ew, she's covered in blood now!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein and Domino can finally put this ugly horrible period behind them.
Guillermo O'Bannon: At Palm Springs Punishment 2006, Ryan Champion had his first match. His first match happened to be a MIR Match with five other wrestlers trying to kill each other with tables. He won that match and got himself a title shot tonight against Paul Soutter for the West Coast title. Soutter won that belt back from Lonewolf McNeely in the first ever Hang Em High match and wants to make Ryan Champion his first victim in a long second term.
All the lights in The University Arena drop. As the first chord of “Pump It” by Black Eyed Peas strikes, a gold spotlight hits the entrance. Ryan Champion comes out wearing an expensive off-white suit, open jacket with no undershirt and a gold chain gold letters “RC” on it, and sports a pair of gold-rimmed sunglasses. Champion extended his arms, hands open and palms up, posing for the crowd. He then casually makes his way to the ring as lights flash to the music in alternating colors. Once in the ring, Champion removes his suit and sunglasses revealing his ring gear, then hands the suit to a ring-hand, telling him to take care of it. He then stretches out and lays across one of the top turnbuckles, awaiting the match to begin
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion looking to be not only the first wrestler to win a MIR Match in his first match, but a title in his second.
Phil Blauer: Didn't I do that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: No, your first match you offered to orally service your opponent in exchange for allowing you to leave.
Phil Blauer: Didn't it wind up being...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bill Kasal? Yep.
Yoland Ando: Champion wears half trunks that come up about six to eight inches above the knees lined in gold trim. White with “Champion” written in gold across the top back portion of them. He also wears a necklace with a small “RC” on the chain tight around his neck, and white wrestling boots that have “Champion” written in gold down the outside of each. Wears thin black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Hailing from Los Angeles, California; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 200 pounds...RYAN CHAMPION!!!"
"Rip It Up" by 28 Days plays and the Albuquerque fans cheer. Soutter steps through the curtain followed by James Fierce and The Shootfighter. Soutter slaps the gold plate on his West Coast title belt and walks down to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter and Rated X are ramping up for a war. At Palm Springs Punishment, The KGB ended their moderately successful night by attacking Rated X and making him the latest loser to The Powerslam Challenge.
Phil Blauer: I've been meaning to take this guy up on this powerslam challenge thing...doesn't look that hard. Hold this Boone.
Phil hands his headset to former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone. Boone sniff the ear piece. Phil enters the ring and starts tapping Kasal on the shoulder to give him the mic. Bill ignores him
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by The K.G.B...."
Phil Blauer: Bill...
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "from Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall..."
Phil Blauer: Bill, can I...
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Weighing 428 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL SOUTTER!!"
Phil yanks the microphone out of Bill's hand
Phil Blauer: Give me that you Lebanese windbag! Now, Paul Soutter. I've been watching this Powerslam Challenge for a few years now. And I think I know the trick of it. Slam me, fat man.
Soutter shrugs and scoops Phil up, and then running powerslams him. Blauer staggers up to his feet and pulls a pillow out of his shirt
Guillermo O'Bannon: It seems Phil thought he could pad the impact with a pillow but it doesn't look like it worked all that well.
The Shootfighter cracks Phil in the head with his singapore cane
Guillermo O'Bannon: I bet The Shootfighter's been waiting to do that for years!But Ryan Champion takes advantage of the distraction and snapmares Soutter over! Mike Peters signals for the bell and Champion tags Soutter with a kick to the back. He irish whips Soutter into the ropes, but when he shoulderblocks him, Champion falls to the mat like a ton of bricks.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: SIR!!
Matt Boone runs to the ring and slowly rolls Blauer out of the ring. Paul Soutter irish whips Ryan Champion into the ropes, but Champion ducks under a clothesline
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion smacks Soutter with a few forearms and drops an ace crusher!
Phil Blauer: Take me back to my chair, Matthew...must...share...the gift.
The crowd boos. Champion attempts to scoop Soutter up, but he's too heavy. Soutter smashes his back with several stiff forearms. Soutter delivers a textbook suplex. Boone helps Phil to his seat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter irish whips Champion into the ropes, but Champion comes back with a flying kneelift! Soutter staggers back a little, and Champion floors him with a sharp european uppercut.
Phil Blauer: Champion...(throws up)
Guillermo, Boone, and Yolanda scoot back as Hardkore World executive janitor Vince Killer rushes to go clean it up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jesus, Phil.
Ryan Champion gets down on one knee and applies a dragon sleeper. He cranks back on the champion's head & neck. Mike Peters checks in to see if Soutter wants to submit but he refuses
Phil Blauer: Sorry about that. You always feel better after you throw up a little.
Yolanda Ando: Amen.
Hardkore World Executive Janitor Vince Killer: U must feil grate then.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter scratches Champion's eyes to escape the dragon sleeper, then headbutts him once he gets to his feet. Soutter inverted atomic drops him, then clotheslines him out of his boots!
The Albuquerque fans pop. Soutter pulls him up for a powerbomb, but Ryan Champion reverses it with a huracanrana!! Soutter gets to his feet and gets tagged with a reverse knife edge chop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion tattoos him with karate chop after karate chop until he's backed into the corner. Champion then goes to work with a flurry of sharp kicks to his face & body, ending with an implant DDT!
The University Arena boos as Champion steps through the ropes to the apron. He slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope and delivers a springboard missle dropkick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hang Time!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Paul Soutter kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Surf's up! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, Phil. Take it easy. Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off into a reverse huracanrana, but Soutter hangs on to his legs! He electric chairs him over to the side of the ring, and then drops his throat on the top rope!
Ryan Champion staggers around clutching his throat. Soutter takes him out with a spinning heel kick! The New Mexico crowd applauds. He grabs Champion's legs and wheelbarrow spins him around & round until he dumps him over his back
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter knees Champion in the groin, the face, back down to the stomach, and then the face again! Soutter northern lights suplexes him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter grabs Champion by the throat and then chokeslams him, but Champion turns it into a triangle choke! He clamps his legs around Soutter's neck while pulling down on his arm.
Phil Blauer: Somebody help him!
Phil tries to get up but Matt Boone pulls him back into his chair. Soutter cries out in pain as Champion cinches in the triangle choke. Mike Peters asks him if he wants to tap out but Soutter punches his way out of it. Soutter gut wrench suplexes him across the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter irish whips Champion into the ring, but Ryan comes back with a jumping roundhouse kick! Ryan applies a crossface chicken wing. He pulls Soutter's wrist up while choking him with his other arm.
Mike Peters asks him if he wants to submit but Soutter shakes his head. Champion tries to hyperextend Soutter's elbow, but Soutter back peddles and squashes him in the corner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter bulldogs him out of the corner! He irish whips Champion into the ropes and then crushes him with a 400 pound belly to belly suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter scoops Champion up and bodyslams him. He climbs to the second rope and jumps off with a bonzai drop but Champion puts his boot up into Soutter's groin!
Soutter clutches The Centre of Attention, Ryan Champion applies a cobra clutch, then Cannon drops to one knee, pulling Soutter with him and drives the back of his head onto his knee
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cali-Combo!! He applies an STF. He pulls up on Soutter's head, clamping down on his windpipe. Champion keeping the big man down with a multitude of submission holds thus far.
Phil starts playing with his pens like their action figures. Champion re-adjusts his grip and pulls up on his head. Mike Peters checks in to see if Soutter wants to submit but he refuses. Ryan Champion rolls onto his back into an inverted STF
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion arches his back to try and choke out Paul Soutter. Soutter scratches and claws at Ryan's arm, desperately trying to break the crossface. He next goes to trying to get to the ropes, and rolls on his side. Champion's not budging.
Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Soutter to get to his feet. Champion jumps off and catches Soutter between the eyes with a flying forearm
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Paul Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion springboards off the ropes, leaping backwards, landing in an electric chair on Soutter’s shoulders. Then, continuing with the momentum, Champion performs a reverse huricanrana!! West Coast Sunrise!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Paul Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckles but Soutter catches him with a punch to the gut. He climbs to the second turnbuckle and Soutterplexes him!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter fireman's carries Champion up and then squashes him with a samoan drop!
Soutter presses Ryan Champion over his head and then slams him over the ropes to the concrete!! The crowd erupts, chanting "SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter irish whips Ryan Champion into the guardrail! He climbs up onto the apron, gets a running start and Soutterlanches Champion against the railing!!
Soutter goes for a bulldog, but Champion pushes him off into the ringpost! Soutter turns around with a gash over his eye. Champion climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits Soutter with a corkscrew plancha!! The fans jeer and boo
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion climbs back into the ring and slingshots over the top rope into a suicide dive, but Soutter moves out of the way!! Champion cracks his face on the railing! He's busted open too.
Soutter grabs a chair and tosses it over the ropes into the ring. He rolls Champion into the ring. He pulls Champion's head into his legs and powerbombs him on the chair!! The audience lets out a collective "OH!!!"
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Ryan Champion gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter irish whips Champion into the ropes, and dips down for a backdrop, but Champion catches him with a corkscrew neckbreaker!
Champion applies a step-over toe hold face lock with double arm lock. He pulls up on Soutter's head & arms while Peters badgers him about submitting. Soutter bleeds all over his front
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion attempting to cash in on the damage he did to Soutter's neck & arms with the two STFs, triangle choke, and DDTs. Champion leans back on the double armlock, trying to pop his shoulders. Soutter will not submit, so Champion releases it and pulls him up. He applies a front facelock, but Soutter lifts him up in a fireman's carry. Soutter F5's him into The Down Under Drop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter waits for Champion to get his feet and then knocks him on his ass with a Soutter Spear!!
Soutter irish whips Ryan Champion into the ropes, but Champion swings around into a crucifix DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Copasetic!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter staggers up to his feet but Ryan Champion catches him on the side of the head with an enzuigiri! He applies a cobra clutch and Soutter's legs buckle.
Phil Blauer: You know who's really interested in this match?
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13?
Phil Blauer: No, the monkey on my hand.
Phil starts making monkey sounds for his fist. A bloody Champion applies pressure to the back of Soutter's neck while pulling back on his arm. The Albuquerque fans boo as Soutter goes down to one knee. Mike Peters raises his arm but Soutter keeps it up in the air
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter runs back into the corner and smashes him in the turnbuckle! He backs up and running double ax handles him in the face. He irish whips Champion into the ropes and tiltawhirls him into a sidewalk slam!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter sets that chair up in the corner in between the second & top turnbuckle. He irish whips Champion's back into the chair! He follows him in with another Soutterlanche!!
Champion takes a few steps and then falls flat on his face, bleeding a pool of blood near his face. Soutter irish whips Ryan into the ropes, but Champion swings around into a crucifix into a head scissors takedown
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion drops down into a guillotine choke! He rocks back with Soutter's head, choking him out. Champion clamps down on his neck & throat, while squeezing on that body scissors.
Blood flows down Champion's face. Mike Peters asks Soutter if he submits, but he refuses. Champion releases the guillotine choke, and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He hops off and kneedrops Soutter's forehead
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckles again and leaps off into a corkscrew moonsault!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion pulls Soutter up by the hair, but Soutter comes up swinging with a right hand and Champion goes down like a bag of hammers!
The camera does a close-up of Soutter's hand and there's a bike chain wrapped around his fist. The audience sees it and cheers wildly. Soutter cocks his fist again and bashes Champion in the head with it! He sits over him and batters him with the chain until Champion's a bloody mess
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter flips Ryan Champion over his shoulder into a dominator he calls The Soutter Splat!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Ryan Champion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter inverted DDTs Champion's skull onto that chair!! He climbs up to the second rope and hops down into a bonzai drop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Ryan Champion sunset flips Soutter over)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Paul Soutter claps his legs together on Champion's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter goes for a DDT but Champion drops down one knee and hits him low. He runs into the ropes and smashes Soutter in the face with a forearm across the cheek.
Ryan Champion kneedrops Soutter in the throat. He tosses him over the ropes to the apron. He then climbs the turnbuckle behind him, leaps off and lands with his knees on Soutter's shoulders and somersaults forward to violently jerk his neck and flip him off the apron and to the floor
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wake Up Call!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion rolls Soutter into the ring and then enters the ring. He gets a running start and hits him in the side of the head with his shining wizard kick! Sweet Dreams!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Paul Soutter puts his foot on the bottom rope)
The audience gasps, and then breathes a sigh of relief. Ryan Champion springboards off the top rope but Soutter avoids a dropkick! He counters with a pumphandle viagra driver
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Soutter Special!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Rip it Up" by 28 Days plays and the Albuquerque fans cheer. A bleeding Soutter holds the Hardkore West Coast title belt over his head
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 20 minutes 51 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND STILL HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL SOUTTER!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter defeats Ryan Champion in a very close match up. Next he goes to the scorching desert to defend that belt against "The Unlucky One" 13.
Fade backstage to The University Arena. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner walks out of her dressing room with her bag slung over her side. Former Hardkore American Tag Team Champion "Magnificent" Ron Lauren is at her side. Yuku Shiro stands in her way
Yuku Shiro: Look, I want you to know, that even after all that we left in the ring, I still respect you. That was one hell of a match and I can see why your so respected around here...
"Sexy" Anjanette Turner: Whatever...
Anj pushes Yuku Shiro out of her way
Yuku Shiro: Look. (pulls Anj back in front of her) I'm the new kid on the block around here so I thought I'd show a little courtesy. But by no means think that I am afraid of you. I have been both a World Champion of Women's divisions, but of entire feds and...
"Sexy" Anjanette Turner: Your belts don't mean anything here! Until further notice, I am the alpha female around here. Tonight was just the result of me not checking my tapes. You may have Tamara Sanchez in your present, but you have Sexy Anj as your future!
Anjanette Turner slaps Yuku Shiro across the face! Shiro's eyes burn with fire and then she cracks Anjanette in the head with an elbow smash! Anj grabs a handful of Shiro's hair and belts her several times across the nose! Shiro comes up swinging with an uppercut that backs Turner up! Jaclyn Frost and Jane Tyrra hold Yuku Shiro back while "Magnificent" Ron Lauren, Shanna, and Ron Reid do the same for Anjanette Turner. The two brawling ladies are pulled apart amid obscenities and shrieking. Fade back up on Guillermo and Phil
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wow! Yuku Shiro was just trying to be friendly to the ladies locker room leader here in Hardkore World and Anj went ballistic.
Phil Blauer: Ever since she lost her title to Tamara Sanchez at Palm Springs Punishment 2006, Anj has just been miserable. Back in the day, if I patted her ass when she walked by me, I'd catch a swat to the face. Yesterday she took me on a long car ride...that I'll never forget.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up next is a rematch from the Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup. In Palm Springs, Arakawa & Sinclair were the number one seeded team, expected to win the whole thing. They just had to get past The Un-Stable. Easier said than done.
Cut to a video dated 3/9/06
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair slams Karnage into the mat with an STO! Tatsuya Arakawa moves in for the kill with a rear naked choke!!
Hardkore Hall rocks with boos. Tatsuya Arakawa leans back on the choke, clamping his forearm against Karnage's throat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. runs in and stomps Arakawa, breaking up the rear naked choke! Andrew Sinclair runs into the ring and knocks Tanner out of the ring with a running knee!
Tatsuya Arakawa lifts Karnage up into a fireman's carry, but Karnage slips onto his feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage irish whips Arakawa into the ropes and lays him out with Requiem for a Nightmare Lariat!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
Ron Reid signals for the bell, and "I'm the One" by Static-X plays through Palm Springs Convention Center. The crowd roars as Karnage & Tanner raise their arms
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 26 minutes 26 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, ADVANCING TO THE THIRD ROUND...THE UN-STABLE!!!"
Fade back to The University Arena
Guillermo O'Bannon: They raged war for nearly a half hour, but in the end Karnage & Tanner were able to nail the Nightmare Lariot and get the win. Now the stakes are higher. It's for The Un-Stable's tag team titles.
"Monkey Man" by The Rolling Stones plays and the Albuquerque fans boo. Andrew Sinclair and "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa walk through the curtain with Tom Lux
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair recently lost his bid to win the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship back from Robert Hunglestien III at Palm Springs Punishment 2006. Tatsuya Arakawa lost his submission match with Syberus on that same show. Both these men are trying to get back to their winning ways. Defeating The Un-Stable tonight and winning their first ever tag team belts would be a huge step in that direction.
Yolanda Ando: Tatsuya Arakawa wears blood red biker MMA style tights with Japanese lettering for "Saikyo Terrorist" on the rear in black, high below the knee black boots, black TRACE kneepads, black wrist tape, and wears a "Tatsuya Arakawa - SAIKYO KENKA MICHI" t-shirt to the ring. Sinclair walks down to the ring wearing his wrestling trunks under a knee-length black and white Kobashi-style velvet robe. He also wears a black head band that trails down to his waist. Before entering the ring, he drops the robe and headband, revealing a long sleeve black t-shirt with the words "Straight Shooter" on the front and "Internationally Infamous" on the back in silver. He wears black bicycle-short-style wrestling trunks that have a stylized white revolver emblazoned across the ass.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit and is for the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first accompanied to the ring by Tom Lux; First from Shimo-tsuga-gun, Tochigi, Japan; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 264 pounds...'THE SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA!! His partner is from Sacramento, California; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds...'THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER' ANDREW SINCLAIR!!
The fans boo. "I'm the One" by Static-X plays and the crowd cheers. Andrew Karnage steps through the curtain with Adrian Tanner Jr. walk through getting some atta-boys from the fans on the way down to the ring. Adrian raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down
Guillermo O'Bannon: How you feeling after that Powerslam Challenge, Phil?
Phil Blauer: Better, Greg. Much better.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Here we go again. Adrian Tanner Jr. and Andrew Karnage have been dominating the tag team scene as of late, being the first team to hold both Hardkore World Tag Team titles & Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles since Draconian Lord, Pain, & Crash did it back in 1995.
Phil Blauer: What happened to imaginative names like Pain?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't know, Phil. In Philadelphia, at a recent UWA show, Tanner hit his longtime tag team partner Syberus with a superkick to cause Syberus to lose his job there. If you could call it a possitive, it at least affirms the longevity of his new partnership with Andrew Karnage.
Phil Blauer: When you say it like that, Adrian Tanner kind of sounds like a whore.
Yolanda Ando: Andrew Karnage wears black knee length basketball shorts with AK-47 down the outsides of each leg in dark red. Dark red kneepads, and black calf high boots with red laces, and has a black elbow supporter on his right elbow. The Hardkore World Six man Tag Team title belt is strapped around his waist with the tag team belt strapped over that. Adrian Tanner Jr. wears metallic blue shorts with "AT" in shiny red lettering on the sides. He has the Hardkore World Tag Team title belt in on hand and the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belt over his other.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents; Featuring first, from Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 263 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!! His partner is from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!! They are Two Thirds of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS/B and The Current HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!
The Albuquerque crowd roars. Andrew Sinclair sneaks up on Tanner with an elbow to the face
Guillermo O'Bannon: And we are underway! Adrian Tanner Jr. answers with some chops to Sinclair's chest! Sinclair hits Tanner in the kidney with a stiff kick and then one to his chest.
Adrian Tanner Jr. arm drags him. Sinclair kips up only to get arm dragged again into an armbar. Sinclair kips up again, but Tanner hangs onto the armbar
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair uses his armbarred arm to whip Tanner into the ropes, but Adrian comes back with a sharp dropkick! He tags in Andrew Karnage. Tanner irish whips Sinclair into the ropes and backdrops him into a powerbomb by Andrew Karnage!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Andrew Karnage gets his shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: Last time Andrew Karnage was in this building was back in May of 2005. He defeated Carpenter in the infamous match where Carpenter famously quit right after, complaining of unfair treatment. Could Karnage dole out some unfair treatment tonight?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage belly to belly suplexes Sinclair across the ring! He pulls Sinclair up by the hair and gives him a couple of headbutts to the back of his head.
Sinclair back elbows him. He irish whips Karnage into the ropes and catches him under the chin with a flying knee! He raises his fist and shouts "OH!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair runs into the ropes and catches Karnage in the chest with a soccer kick! But Karnage rolls out of the way of a falling headbutt. Karnage drops him on his head with a t-bone suplex!
The audience applauds. Andrew Karnage tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. They deliver a double slingshot suplex on Sinclair
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. reverse russian legsweeps Sinclair's face into the turnbuckle. He lifts him up into a textbook suplex!
Sinclair ducks under a back elbow and tosses him across the ring with an exploder! He northern lights suplexes him
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair irish whips Tanner into the ropes and kicks him upside his head with a running big boot! He tags in "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa. Sinclair holds Tanner's head back so that Arakawa can kneedrop his throat!
Tanner rolls around the mat, clutching his throat. He scoots back against the turnbuckles, but Tatsuya Arakawa catches him with a running knee to the face! The Albuquerque fans boo
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa pulls Tanner to his feet and lays into him with some chops. Tanner answers back with several knife edge chops of his own and backs him up far enough to get caught with a beautiful standing dropkick.
The University Arena applauds. Adrian Tanner Jr. waistlocks Tatsuya Arakawa and then german suplexes him
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Tatsuya Arakawa gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up to the top turnbuckle and flips over Arakawa with a blockbuster neckbreaker!
Tanner tags in Andrew Karnage who climbs to the top turnbuckle. Tanner superplexes Karnage on top of Tatsuya Arakawa
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage scoops Arakawa up and swings him around into a catatonic backbreaker!
Karnage irish whips Arakawa into the ropes but Tatsuya comes back with a rolling solebutt kick! He applies an ankle lock on Karnage
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa stands over Andrew Karnage, wrenching his foot to the side, trying to twist it off. Karnage crawls over to the ropes, but Arakawa drags him back to the center of the ring. He rolls onto his back and kicks Arakawa off.
Tatsuya Arakawa gets up and charges but Karnage catches him in the chest with a yakuza kick! He staggers back a few steps and then gets deposited on his head with a backdrop driver
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. and then irish whips Arakawa into the ropes. He catches Arakawa with a tiltawhirl backbreaker then Tanner running kneedrops his face!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops Arakawa up and delivers a backbreaker. He bounces into the ropes and elbow drops the small of his back.
Arakawa rolls out of the way of a kneedrop. He quickly moves in with a snap mare. Tatsuya tags him in the back with a couple of stiff kicks
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa applies a stretch plum. He cranes Tanner's head to the side, pulling back on his arm. Tanner growls out refusals to submit, and then Arakawa lifts him up to his feet. He turns the stretch plum into a dangerous backdrop driver that folds Tanner like an accordian!
The crowd boos and jeers the stoic Arakawa. Tatsuya lifts him up into a MASSIVE bomb, but Tanner reverses it into a huracanrana
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner tags in Andrew Karnage. Karnage irish whips Arakawa into the ropes and they double superkick him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage dumps Arakawa onto his head with an exploder '98!
Phil Blauer: That exploder was SOOO 98.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage irish whips him, but Arakawa reverses it and sends him into the turnbuckles. Arakawa rushes him and kicks his face in with a face erasure kick!
The crowd jeers. Arakawa assaults Karnage in the corner with a wild flurry of stiff punches to his face. Karnage answers with several wicked forearm smashes to his face. He switches places with Arakawa and hits him with some more forearms
Guillermo O'Bannon: The last shot sends Arakawa to his ass. Karnage kicks him in the face a couple times, then grinds the bottom of his boot into Arakawa's face with a facewash. He picks him up and hammerlocks his arm behind Arakawa's back, then running powerslams him on his chicken winged arm!
Karnage tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. and then powerbombs him on top of Arakawa
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa ducks under a reverse knife edge chop and drills him with a deadlift german suplex!
Arakawa grabs Tanner's hair, then proceeds to throw a few high muy thai style kneelifts to his stomach, and ends the combo with a kneelift to jaw that floors him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa kicks Tanner in the head then slaps him a couple times. He spinning chops him in the chest followed by a kick to the ribs. Arakawa bounces off the ropes with a yakuza kick!
Tatsuya Arakawa tags in Andrew Sinclair. He applies a camel clutch while Sinclair bounces off the ropes and kicks him in the face
Phil Blauer: The Un-Stable's taken more kicks to the face than I did at The Red Hat Society luncheon I crashed.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair lifts Tanner up on his shoulders and then runs into the center of the ring with a death valley driver!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Phil Blauer: It's ironic that Sinclair and Arakawa would be teaming up. Tatsuya Arakawa was trained by Cyrus Williams, who ran in on a IWA World Championship match between Sinclair & Kilroy Evans and drew a no contest by attacking both men. The next time the two men would be in the ring at the same time would be at the IWA's second PPV, Deadly Sin II, when Sinclair acted as the special guest referee for the Evans/Williams title bought, and counted the pin for Williams as he downed Evans and took the Triple Crown championship.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hmm, like rain on your wedding day. Sinclair full nelsons Tanner and then drops back into a dragon suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair irish whips Tanner into the ropes, but The Arizona Assassin comes back with a high cross body!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner kneedrops Sinclair's back. He pulls him up into a double underhook, but Sinclair backdrops him. He lifts Tanner up into a suplex and then drops him facefirst on his knee with a Go To (the) ER!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
The Albuquerque audience sighs with relief. Andrew Sinclair gets to his feet and tags in "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa. Arakawa swings for the fences with a left roundhouse kick to the face while Sinclair does a left roundhouse kick to the back of Tanner's head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Requiem for a CroCop!! Tatsuya Arakawa lifts him up into a vertical drop brainbuster!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Karnage stomps Arakawa's back)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa climbs to the second turnbuckle and comes off with a Shinjuku Crush kneedrop to Tanner's chest!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner ducks under an Aki lariot and responds with a Daytripper superkick! He exacerbates the situation with The SureShot fisherman's suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. drops back into his flatliner he calls The Revolver!!
The crowd explodes and Adrian Tanner Jr. tags in Andrew Karnage. He catapults Tatsuya Arakawa up into a Nightmare Lariot by Andrew Karnage, making him fall back on to Tanner's knees
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nightmare Trip!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
The fans leap to their feet as "I'm the One" by Static-X plays through The University Arena
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 Minutes 42 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable retain their tag team title in this hard fought win tonight.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's right, Yuku Shiro is watching as well as the rest of the world to see this next match Three time Hardkore World Women's Champion Tamara Sanchez takes on former CME Women's Champion Jane Tyrra. Tyrra made her Hardkore debut in the big ladder match at Palm Springs Punishment 2006. But this will be her first singles match in Hardkore World, and against the champion no less.
"Without Me" by Eminem plays and Jane Tyrra walks out to a huge pop from the Albuquerque fans. Her boyfriend, Hardkore Nippon star Miester, walks out behind her. He's blown back by boos as a few people continue to cheer for Tyrra. On the outside, Miester flips off the crowd, drawing more boos to him. Jane Tyrra enters the ring and raises her arms
Guillermo O'Bannon: At CWE vs. EAW Civil War, Shanna lost to the Canadian Wrestling Entertainment Women's Champion, Jane Tyrra. However, EAW won more matches, including the War Games Match at the end. Therefore, due to an agreement by both feds beforehand, CWE was closed down forever. So Tyrra is a champion without a company, something she hopes to change tonight.
Phil Blauer: Who's that douchebag?
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's Meister.
Phil Blauer: Ah, The Douchemeister.
Yolanda Ando: Jane Tyrra wears long black tights with a blue stripe on each side, and a blue tanktop. She also wears a necklace around her neck, with an 'M' pendant attached to it, as a show of love for her boyfriend Miester.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Meister. From Chicago, Illinois; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 160 pounds...JANE TYRRA!!!"
The University Arena cheers, then the lights start to flicker, red and blue pyro explodes and "Always" by Saliva hits and a spotlight points on Tamara Sanchez standing in the entrance. The spotlight drives up her body, and past her gold belt while she performs the Clique sign. She runs down the ramp, sliding into the ring where she jumps up the top turnbuckle holding the Hardkore World Championship over her head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez won her title back at Palm Springs Punishment 2006, but has a brand new slew of contenders in front of her, including Jane Tyrra, Jaclyn Frost, Shanna, Tracee Nguyen, and the woman who awaits the winner of this match, the legendary Yuku Shiro.
Phil Blauer: I'd say Tammy was concerned, if I thought she had an emotion.
Yolanda Ando: Just because we turn you down, doesn't mean we don't have feelings.
Phil Blauer: Doesn't it??
Yolanda Ando: Tammy is wearing black hot pants and a red top with spaghetti sleeves, appropriately saying "BITCH" on the front in black letters & red boots. The Hardkore World Women's Championship is back around her waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent, from New York City; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds; She is The Current HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
The Albuquerque fans boo. Sanchez holds her belt up in Jane's face, but Jane slaps it away. Peters signals for the bell. Tamara Sanchez nods and then spears Tyrra out of her boots
Phil Blauer: Welcome to Hardkore World!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez irish whips Tyrra into the ropes but the former Canadian champion comes back and hits her with a stiff clothesline!
The crowd comes to life. Tyrra irish whips Tammy into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop, but Tamara catches her with a corkscrew neckbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez lifts her up and gives her a beautiful textbook suplex. She climbs up to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a huracanrana, but Tyrra hangs onto her legs and powerbombs her!!
The fans cheer as Sanchez clutches the back of her head. Tyrra scoops her up and drops her on her knee with a backbreaker. She climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Tammy runs up the turnbuckles to meet her at the top. She back body drops Tyrra off the top rope to the mat below!! The crowd winces at the impact. Sanchez is still up on the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez flies off with a flying thez press!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Jane Tyrra gets her shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: Shades of Art Barr! Without the child {No Means No}, obviously.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Obviously. Sanchez flips Tyrra over onto those gorgeous breasts with an inverted suplex. She lifts Tyrra up into a fireman's carry, but Jane falls on to her feet behind her. Tyrra german suplexes her!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Tamara Sanchez gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra grabs her by the legs and turns her over into a boston crab. She sits down low on Tammy's back and pulls her legs towards her head.
The fans celebrate Tammy's pain with cheers and whistles. Mike Peters checks in to see if Sanchez wants to tap but she refuses. Tyrra releases the boston crab, and climbs to the top turnbuckle, waiting for Tammy to get to her feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra comes off the top rope with a flying body press to Tamara Sanchez!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Tamara Sanchez rolls the pin over)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez ducks under a right hand and belly to back suplexes her. She steps through the ropes out on to the apron, and then slingshots herself onto the middle of the top rope. Springboard huracanrana!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy grabs Jane's ankle and whips around into a spinning toe hold. She grinds her knee towards Jane's body, trying to hyperextend the knee. Sanchez readjusts her grip, and then spins Tyrra's leg around again.
Mike Peters asks a screaming Tyrra if she wants to submit, but Jane shakes her head. Sanchez then grabs Jane's other leg and drops back into a figure four leglock. Tyrra sits up in agony, grabbing both sides of her hair in a portrait of pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez clamps down on Jane Tyrra's twisted legs in that figure four!
Phil Blauer: Tammy going after the legs on Jane Tyrra. Can't says I blame her.
The audience claps faster & faster, rooting Tyrra on. She uses this to turn the figure four over and turn the tables. Tammy attempts to escape but Jane hangs onto her leg and drops back into a figure four of her own
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra giving Tamara Sanchez a reciept for that figure four!
Phil Blauer: And she better save it because they are tax deductable!
Guillermo O'Bannon: That was lame, Phil. Sanchez in fits of pain, as now the ref asking HER if she would like to tap out. Tammy sits up and spits at Tyrra, but the former CWE Women's Champion will not be deterred.
Tamara Sanchez lays back and grabs onto the bottom rope. The Albuquerque fans boo. Mike Peters forces Jane Tyrra to break the figure four. Jane Tyrra gets to her feet and snap suplexes Tammy
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra limps up to the top turnbuckle and frog splashes Sanchez!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra irish whips Tamara into the ropes and slams her into the mat with a sidewalk slam! She climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Tammy shakes the ropes and crotches her up there. Tamara Sanchez climbs to the second turnbuckle and super ranas her off the top rope!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez irish whips Tyrra into the ropes and gives her a spinebuster, but Jane Tyrra reverses it into a tornado DDT!
The University Arena erupts! Tyrra scoops Sanchez up, but Sanchez falls back behind her in an inverted facelock. She whips around into a roll the dice neckbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez crosses Tyrra's legs over and turns her over into a sharpshooter!
Phil Blauer: Tammy continuing to focus on the knee of the hottie Canadian.
Yolanda Ando: She's from Chicago, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, that's like diet Toronto.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez sitting low in that sharpshooter, applying extreme pressure to both her back and knee.
Mike Peters asks her if she wants to submit, but Jane continues to refuse. Meister is on the outside, begging her to hang on. He jumps up onto the apron, but Peters demands he get down
Guillermo O'Bannon: Meister doesn't seem like he can continue to watch his girlfriend get tortured like this...
Phil Blauer: He should remember who made him help her mother move on Superbowl.
Yolanda Ando: It's just a game, guys.
Phil, Guillermo, Matt, and The entire audience: SHUT UP, YOLANDA!
Tyrra reaches the ropes, and Peters breaks up the scorpion deathlock. Tyrra is clutching her knee tightly when Tammy lets her legs drop to the ground. Tamara Sanchez rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez back in the ring with that chair. Jane Tyrra is waiting for her with a van daminator kick that sends the chair into her face!
The fans let out an earsplitting pop as Sanchez staggers around. Tyrra drops down into a stunner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra climbs to the top rope and comes off with a big splash, but Tammy puts her knees up into Tyrra's stomach!! Sanchez moves in for the kill with an angle slam! She turns her over into a texas cloverleaf!
Tamara Sanchez plants her feet and pulls back on Jane Tyrra's legs. The fans chant "Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" She snarls back at them and yanks back on Tyrra's legs
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane not submitting, so Sanchez releases her legs and lifts her up into a fireman's carry. She drops her on her head with a death valley driver on the chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez german suplexes her but Tyrra flips and lands on her feet. She blasts Sanchez upside the head with a superkick!
The audience roars. Jane Tyrra bounces into the ropes and drops a big elbow across Sanchez's neck. She climbs to the top turnbuckle from inside the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra backflips into a gorgeous moonsault!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra irish whips Sanchez into the ropes, but Tammy comes back with a flying head scissors takedown that flips Jane across the ring!
The University Arena boos. She lifts Jane Tyrra up into a fisherman's suplex than drops her into a ki krusher piledriver!! Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez flips off the top rope with a swanton bomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez scoops Tyrra up into a nail in the coffin sit-out powerslam!
Tamara Sanchez leaps up to the second rope, and then hops back onto the rope, and then double jump moonsaults the canvas!! Jane Tyrra is waiting for her to get up and then double underhook DDTs her
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra climbs up to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra lifts Sanchez up on her shoulder, then gets a running start and Tyrra Bombs her!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Tamara Sanchez claps her legs together on Tyrra's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: She climbs to the top turnbuckle and then flips into a Windy North senton!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Tamara Sanchez gets her foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra wraps her arms around Tammy's head and drops down into a side effect named The Tyrra Effect!!
The crowd is on their feet, and Jane Tyrra climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Suddenly Shanna runs up to the apron, grabs the top rope for balance, and swats Tyrra in the back of the head with an enzuigiri kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra is crotched on the top turnbuckle, courtesy of Shanna, and Tamara Sanchez climbs to the second rope. She grabs two handfuls of Tyrra's hair and leaps off with an X factor off the top rope!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
The University Arena boos as "Alive" by Saliva plays over the PA system. Tamara Sanchez snatches her Hardkore World Women's Championship out of Mike Peters hands and escapes out of the ring before Meister can get her
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 15 minutes 16 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: With some help from EAW Women's Champion Shanna, Tamara Sanchez scores a win over former CWE Women's Champion Jane Tyrra. Next up in Phoenix, she has to put her precious title on the line against 3 time SWA/UWN World Heavyweight Champion, Divas Unleashed Champion, SCW Heavyweight Champion, & SCW Women's Champion Yuku Shiro.
Tamara Sanchez suspicously eyes Shanna as she walks past her with her Hardkore World Women's Championship clutched tightly to her body. Meister helps Jane Tyrra to her feet. Tyrra covers her nose while screaming obscenities at a laughing Shanna
Guillermo O'Bannon: I think Shanna and Jane Tyrra have a score to settle in Phoenix as well!
Guillermo O'Bannon: In Portland, Rising Sun and "Platinum" Pat Bozzini beat each other senseless with a steel chain until they were bloody messes. Then at Palm Springs Punishment, both Sun and "Platinum" Pat Bozzini picked up big wins. Pat Bozzini defeated former Hardkore World Champion James Fierce, and Rising Sun won the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship. Tonight, they have a rematch for that very belt hanging above the ring in a ladder match.
Suddenly, Fear Factory's "Archetype" blasts through the speakers and the fans jump to their feet in anticipation of their hero's arrival. Platinum then looks toward his former admirers, who are booing him on from the top of their lungs. He arrogantly makes his way in direction of the ring . Numerous strobes of different colors are beaming inside of the squared circle and over the fans as if the arena was a discotheque. Platinum adjusts his right elbow pad and then, he proceeds to get up on the ring apron and he jumps over the top rope to enter the ring in an athletic way. Platinum climbs on the ladder and points toward himself while screaming that he is the best. He quickly raises his arms again with an air of superiority. He takes off his shirt and prepares himself for battle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Platinum Productions has been red hot as of late, churning out the hits that have Hollywood banging down their door.
Phil Blauer: I'm dating that Rebecca Vanier chick from The Platinum Gamble, the girl that played Pat's girlfriend.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I think that was his girlfriend, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah.
Phil Blauer: Uh...those Hollywood guys are all homos anyway. Ask that guy at the end of the bar.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Guillermo's Dad?
Guillermo O'Bannon: At UCW Night of the Champions, UCW's big PPV of the year, "Platinum" Pat Bozzini successfully defended the UCW Triple Crown World Title first against R.C. in a Gold Rush cage match, finishing with a top-cage Heaven's Blade and the 1-2-3. Then, in his second title defense, the UCW Triple Crown World Heavyweight Champion faced up against the reigning GCW Undisputed World and Xtreme Champion, the 2006 King of the Death matches, Dynamite. After a grueling encounter, PPB narrowly put Dynamite away with a top-cage hurricanrana back into the ring.
Phil Blauer: They should charge him rent on the top of that cage.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The two Gold Rush cage World Title matches finished, Bozzini celebrated until Sadler arrived and announced that Mark Deal's special surprise match at Warfare 20 was for a World title shot whenever he desired. Deal cashed it in then and there, making it PPB's third title defense of the evening. His opponent tonight, Rising Sun- who was at ringside, jumped out of the guardrail, nailed Johnny with a DDT and hit Bozzini with a steel chair. A bit later, Deal hit his finisher for the 1-2-3 and finally end the long UCW Triple Crown reign of Bozzini.
Phil Blauer: Wow. The end of an era. Right?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Over at GCW, Platinum Pat Bozzini has returned to GCW on the 4-year Anniversary show, having a good performance and eliminating Lucean Slane. He was the last man eliminated when Slane helped Juan Pablo eliminate him, making Juan the winner. Tonight he hopes to do one better and climb that ladder and come down the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion.
Yolanda Ando: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini wears tight and long tights which are black on one leg and silver on the other leg.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Those pants sure are long.
Phil Blauer: And tight!
Yolanda Ando: He has "Platinum" written on one leg in platinum and has a roaring cerberus in platinum on the side of the other leg. Red droplets of blood can be seen surrounding the different symbols on both legs. On the back of his tights, it is written "The Feature Presentation" in black. He would also wear black pads, black wrist tape that also covers much of the hands and he would wear black boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Ladder Match is for the HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 225 pounds...'PLATINUM' PAT BOZZINI!!!"
The Albuquerque fans boo. "Thesis of a Cruel Angel" by Yoko Takahashi plays and The University Arena erupts. Rising Sun walks out with both the Hardkore Nippon Grand Championship and Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship in his arms, held up high. The audience cranes over the railing, trying to slap Sun's hands. He gets to as many as he can then steps in the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun has had a hot year so far in 2006. He won the Hardkore Nippon Grand Championship off of Johnny Lee Harley in Sendai, Japan. At Palm Springs Punishment 2006, he won the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship off of "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi. He then won the Tournament for the Trophy at The Big Sandy Superstore Arena in Huntington, West Virginia. He just missed winning the UWA World Championship before Syberus swerved him in a match with Robert Hunglestien III DVD at the Convo in Athens, Ohio.
Yolanda Ando: Sun wears a orange martial arts gi’s and a “vega” style mask. The Mask is white with a red dot in the center mimicking the Japanese Flag.
Phil Blauer: He looks like a big carrot.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent is from Cheshire, Connecticut; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 190 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE NIPPON GRAND CHAMPION & HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...RISING SUN!!!"
The audience roars. Pat Bozzini and Sun lock-up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Sun snap mares Bozzini over
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini bounces into the ropes, and flips over Sun with a chiropracter crunch. Pat runs into the ropes again, but Sun takes him over with a deep arm drag.
Sun tosses him across the ring with another arm drag. Bozzini ducks under a right hand from Sun, and counters with a back suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini knocks over the ladder and puts it in the center of the ring. He irish whips Sun into the ropes and lifts him up high into a rydeen bomb onto the ladder!!
The audience pops as Sun arches his back in pain. Bozzini double underhooks his arms but Sun backdrops him. Sun runs off the ropes and stuns Bozzini with a double ax handle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun pops Bozzini in the face with a kneelift. He irish whips Bozzini into the corner and climbs up over him, pummeling him with a series of rights. Bozzini walks out a few steps and inverted atomic drops him. He drops Sun's throat on the top rope!
Bozzini sticks both of his knees into Sun's back and rolls him up into a bow & arrow. He bends Sun's spine across his upraised knees, pulling his head & ankles down towards the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini can break Sun's back in half, it won't do him any good. The only way to win this match is to climb that ladder and grab the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title.
Phil Blauer: Or a countout.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat rocks back on the bow & arrow, then sets up the ladder in the center of the ring. He gets a running start and bulldogs Sun's face on the ladder! The fans booing Bozzini, he was getting quite a different reaction at a UCW show on May 15th live in Bozzini's hometown of Montreal, Quebec, Canada. Platinum Pat Bozzini defeated the 2006 UCW Ruler of the Ring Tournament Winner Lucean Slane.
Sun rolls around the mat, clutching his face. Pat Bozzini stands the ladder up and climbs up to near the top. He leaps off with a froggy plancha, but Sun roundhouse kicks him in mid-air!! The Albuquerque fans cheer
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun knocks the ladder down and rolls Bozzini on to it. He gets a running start and handsprings backfirst into the ropes bouncing back into a splash on the ladder!
Bozzini rolls off the ladder in pain. Rising Sun irish whips Pat into the ropes and catches him with a huracanrana
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun goes for a canadian destroyer, but Bozzini reverses it with a northern lights suplex on the ladder!!
The University Arena boos. Pat Bozzini steps through the ropes and slingshots himself onto the top rope. He springboards off into a corkscrew elbow drop!! Some pockets of fans applaud that manuever
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini snap suplexes him. He applies an inverted facelock and twists around with a test drive he calls The Broken Promise!!
Bozzini leans the ladder up against the corner. He irish whips Sun, but Sun reverses it and shoots Pat into the ladder! Sun backs up and then runs in with a stinger splash, squashing him into the ladder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun whacks him with a shotei palm strike. He irish whips Pat Bozzini into the ropes and tiltawhirls him onto his knee with a quebradora con hilo backbreaker!!
He sets the ladder up in the center of the ring and climbs up halfway. Sun hops off into a corkscrew leg drop!! The audience roars and chants "SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun goes for a DDT but Bozzini lifts him up into a fireman's carry, but he swings him around into a lung blower called the "Goin' Platinum"-plex!!
The fans boo. Bozzini slides out of the ring and tries to bring the ladder out with him. Sun runs into the ropes and baseball slide kicks the ladder into his face!! Bozzini drops to the arena floor, clutching his face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun gets a running start and goes over the top rope with a plancha, but Bozzini moves!! Sun crashes facefirst into the railing!
Bozzini pulls Sun's head into his legs and drills him headfirst into the concrete with a cradle piledriver
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Priceless Driver on the floor!! He leans Rising Sun against the railing and then slides back into the ring. Pat Bozzini runs and hops onto the middle of the top rope, leaping off into a springboard clothesline!!
Sun flips up and over the guardrail into the audience! The crowd cheers wildly. Bozzini pulls him up by the hair, but Sun punches him a few times. He spins around and floors Bozzini with a discus punch that sends Pat to the feet of the front row fans
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun climbs to the top turnbuckle and dives onto Pat Bozzini in the crowd with a tope suicida!!
The University Arena rocks with chants of "SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!!" both men lie on top of a couple jubilant fans as their friends snap pictures. Sun flips him over the guardrail into the ringside area. Sun leans Pat against the railing
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun hops onto the middle of the second rope, and backflips into an asai moonsault but Bozzini moves out of the way and Sun drops chestfirst onto the railing!!
The fans boo. Pat Bozzini drops Sun on the concrete with a tigerdriver!! He rolls Sun back into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun stands up and catches The Technicality flying forearm off the top rope right between the eyes! He irish whips Sun into the ropes, but Sun ducks under a clothesline and counters with a side kick. Sun lifts him up into a death valley bomb!!
Sun drags Bozzini onto the ladder. He backflips into a moonsault splash on the ladder! Bozzini rolls off the ladder, and clutches his stomach. Sun sets the ladder up underneath the belt
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun climbs up the ladder, and grabs onto the belt! He's trying to get it loose, but Bozzini climbs up the other side and punches him in the face. Pat Bozzini butterflies his arms and double underhook powerbombs him off the ladder!!
The Albuquerque fans applaud the match so far, as both men lie next to one another trying to catch their breath. Bozzini pulls Sun up and half nelsons his one arm and hammerlocks the other
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini folds him up with a release tiger suplex! He knocks the ladder over and pulls Sun up into a styles clash, and spins around until he drops him facefirst with the Symphony of Sorrow on the ladder!!
Sun rolls around, clutching his face. Bozzini gut wrench suplexes Sun, then pulls him back up into a second and a third
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat pulls him up for a fourth gut wrench suplex. He lifts up the ladder, but Sun spinning leg lariots it into his face!!
The Albuquerque fans pop at the sound of metal clanging off of Bozzini's face. Sun leans Bozzini against the ropes. He runs into a cactus clothesline on & over the ropes! The cheers get louder and Sun gets back up onto the apron
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun steps through the ropes, and back into the ring. He jumps up onto the middle of the top rope and backflips into a springboard shooting star press on top of Pat Bozzini!!
The University Arena chants "SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!!" Sun throws Pat Bozzini over the railing into the audience. He pulls the railing towards the apron and then climbs back into the ring. Sun runs into the ropes and somersaults over the top rope into a senton in the crowd!! The chants of "SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!!" are deafening
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun drags out a table and lies Pat Bozzini on top of it. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips into a corkscrew legdrop, but Bozzini rolls off the table and Sun crashes through!!
The cheers turn to jeers. Pat Bozzini staggers back into the ring and drags the ladder up underneath the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title belt. Bozzini starts climbing up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini is near the top when he sees Sun entering the ring. He jumps off with a missle dropkick off the ladder catching him right in the face!!
Albuquerque fans boo. Pat Bozzini inverted facelocks him, and then lifts Sun up in a slingshot reverse suplex but Sun flips onto his feet! Sun & Bozzini exchanging blows but Sun ducks low. He dodges Bozzini's swing and sweeps out his legs. He then lands a shooting star press on Pat's mid section
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun climbs up the ladder, but Pat stops him with a couple of punches to his stomach. He tucks Sun's head into his shoulder and pulls him off the ladder with a muscle buster into a powerbomb called The Paralyzing Failure!!
The audience chants "Your Movies Suck! Your Movies Suck! Your Movies Suck! Your Movies Suck! Your Movies Suck!" Pat covers his ears and kicks the ropes towards some fans in the front row
Phil Blauer: Guillermo, did you start that chant?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini knocks down the ladder and lies Sun on top of it. He steps through the ropes and slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope. Springboard frog splash on the ladder!!
Sun flops like a stunned fish off of the ladder, clutching his riblets. Bozzini pulls the ladder up and leans it in the corner. He pulls Sun up and irish whips him into the corner, but Sun reverses it and shoots Pat facefirst into the ladder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun follows him in with a running enzuigiri, smacking Bozzini's face back into the ladder! Bozzini falls back to the mat, and Sun backflips into a standing moonsault!
Sun drags the ladder into the corner and then lays Bozzini on it. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Bozzini gets up and sweeps Sun's feet out from under him, crotching him on the turnbuckle. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle and sits down in front of Sun, wrapping his legs around the top rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini with a spider superplex onto the ladder!! Bozzini pulls himself back up on the top turnbuckle and delivers a beautiful reverse frankensteiner called Downfall of Humanity!!
Phil Blauer: I always thought that was when we allowed women to vote.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini release german suplexes him! He pulls Sun up into a crucifix and gets a running start, but Sun slips out on to his feet. He targets Pat's chest with a front kick with enough force to make him lean down. Sun then turns 180 and nails the lowered Bozzini with a strong back kick to the head.
The Albuquerque audience applauds. He full nelsons "Platinum" Pat Bozzini and then drops back into a dragon suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Enter the Dragon!! Sun hits Bozzini in the temple with a right hand. He then rapid fire punches him in the ribs, gut and groin! Then he goes upstairs to his nose, and finally his chin!
Pat Bozzini answers with a kick to Sun's balls, he then folds him up with a twisted and bridged blizzard suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Perfect Fantasy!! Pat Bozzini drags over the ladder and electric chairs him up onto his shoulders. He ocean cyclone suplexes Sun onto the ladder!!
Pat Bozzini sets the ladder up and climbs up. Sun gets up and grabs the ladder & wobbles it to set him off balance. Sun climbs up the ladder after him, but Bozzini wraps around his neck and drops back into a flatliner with his knee in Sun's stomach off the ladder!! The Albuquerque fans boo as Sun rolls around clutching his stomach
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini irish whips Rising Sun into the ropes, but he tumbles back with a rolling thunder lariot that nearly takes him out of his boots!
The University Arena pops big! Sun climbs up to the top turnbuckle with the ladder in his hands. He frog splashes off the top with the ladder between him and Bozzini!! The chants of "SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!!" are deafening. Both men roll around the mat in agony
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun applies a cobra twist and then pumphandles him up into a X-Tornado!!
The crowd cheers and Sun rolls out of the ring and grabs another table. He slides it under the ropes and then sets it up near the ladder. He rolls Bozzini on the table, and then climbs up the ladder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun backflips into a shooting star press with a 450 degree inward spin onto Pat Bozzini through the table!!
The Albuquerque fans blow the roof off The University Arena. The "SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!!" chants come back. After some agonizing moments, Sun irish whips Bozzini into the ropes and tiltawhirls him, but Pat twists out of it with a flying head scissors takedown
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini full nelsons him and then drops back into a russian legsweep! Bozzini irish whips Sun into the turnbuckles, but Sun runs up the turnbuckles and backflips into a moonsault reverse DDT!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun sets the ladder up underneath the belt and climbs up. Pat Bozzini gets underneath him, and pulls him back down in a sunset flip Rollercoaster Bomb!!
Both men lie next to one another, completely exhausted. Pat Bozzini pulls him up into a double underhook, then spinning brainbusters him
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Brain Storm! He irish whips Bozzini into the turnbuckles. He follows him in but Sun jumps over him and kicks the back of his head in mid air. Bozzini is pushed face first into the turnbuckle!
Sun rolls Bozzini onto the ladder. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and then somersaults forward into a firebird splash on Bozzini on the ladder!! The audience cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun goes to pull Bozzini up by the hair, but Pat flips him across the ring with an armdrag. He flips him to the other side with another armdrag. Rising Sun applies a sleeper hold and then flips him onto his head!
"Platinum" Pat Bozzini lifts Sun up for a vertical Suplex. Instead of dropping him, he spins him several times in the air before briefly positioning Sun to a 45 degree angle while still spinning. Without stopping to spin, he quickly and abruptly drills his opponent to the mat with a implant DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Superiority ShellShock!! The crowd giving both competitors a standing ovation for such a great match. Bozzini runs into the ropes and comes at him with a flying forearm, but Sun catches him in mid-air with a big boot!
Bozzini clutches his face while kicking his heels into the mat in pain. He gets up only far enough for Sun to catch him on the back of his headd with an axe kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun sticks his knee in Bozzini's back and pulls back on his arms with a surfboard. Bozzini in fits of pain! Rising Sun trying to rip Pat's arms out of his sockets.
Phil Blauer: That'll make it hard to climb a ladder.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun rolls Bozzini onto the ladder and climbs up to the top turbnbuckle from inside the ring. He backflips into a moonsault but just hits the ladder!!
Pat gets to his feet and sets the ladder up and begins climbing, but Sun catches his foot. Bozzini inverted facelocks him and jumps off into a tornado neckbreaker!! The crowd boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini back suplexes Sun up into a blue thunder driver!! He butterflies his arms and tosses him over his shoulder with a double underhook suplex!
Pat Bozzini climbs up the ladder but Sun climbs up the other side to meet him at the top. They trade punches and Bozzini catches him with a diamond cutter off the top of the ladder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozz Cut off the ladder!!
Phil Blauer: What a match!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini pulls him up in a waistlock, but Sun back elbows him. Sun bounces into the ropes and catches him with a flying body press!
Phil Blauer: Idiot. You can't pin anyone in this match.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun twists his arm and hops onto the top turnbuckle. He tightrope walks along the top rope for a while and then jumps off with a forearm smash to the back of his neck.
Sun steps through the ropes and runs along the apron. He hops onto the second turnbuckle and back twists over the ropes back into the ring with a splash
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun climbs up the ladder. He jumps off the ladder, grabbing the backs of his own ankles with a double kneedrop to Bozzini's chest!! The 3rd Impact!
Sun knocks the ladder over and lays it in the center of the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Bozzini to get back up to his feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun flips over Bozzini with his Setting Sunset flip, smacking the back of Bozzini's head on the ladder!!
The Albuquerque audience pops and Rising Sun sets the ladder up and climbs up to the top. Pat Bozzini climbs up the ladder behind him and lifts him up into a human torture rack
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini flips him over into a burning hammer into a DDT off the top of the ladder!! Bozzini Code off the ladder!!
Pat Bozzini climbs up the ladder and grabs the belt and the bell rings! The Albuquerque fans boo
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini wins the World Light Heavyweight Championship!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 27 minutes 14 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...'PLATINUM' PAT BOZZINI!!"
The crowd jeers as Fear Factory's "Archetype" plays. Bozzini stays on the ladder and kisses the belt
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini wins a belt that goes back to 1993, he can be mentioned is the same breath as such legends as Rad Rick, Kuala Hala, Kentaro Korose, San Diego Strangler, Ace Kilcannon, El Hombre Murcie'Lago, and Tuxedo Mask!
Phil Blauer: These fans don't seem to want to mention him in those breaths.
Bozzini hugs the title to his chest while the fans chant "FUCK YOU PAT!! FUCK YOU PAT!! FUCK YOU PAT!! FUCK YOU PAT!! FUCK YOU PAT!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: In Palm Springs, Kilroy Evans and Rated X tore it up in a barbed wire match for the ages. Rated X came out on top taking the Hardkore America Championship that Kilroy's had since December. Tonight, they're gonna take it all over The University Arena in a falls count anywhere match.
"No Rest For The Wicked" by The Bloodhound Gang plays and gets a pop from the New Mexico fans. Kilroy Evans walks down to the ring, waving to the fans. He slides under the ropes and climbs to the second turnbuckle and holds his Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belt up in the air, while waving to the audience
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy and Rated X were neck and neck in that barbed wire match all the way. That was a definate match of the year candidate, hopefully tonight they can top themselves.
Phil Blauer: What is it with you women?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, I'm a man...
Phil Blauer: It's not enough you had a good time last time, now I gotta top that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: You barely said anything...
Phil Blauer: I am not a machine! Babe Ruth didn't hit out the park every day.
Yolanda Ando: He also didn't pop out most of the time. Kilroy Evans wears a black Mystery Science Theatre t-shirt, blue jeans, brown belt and red, white, and blue wristbands.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Falls Count Anywhere Match is for the HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters; Featuring first from Attbury, South Carolina; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 253 pounds; He is One Third of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...'TIGERHEART' KILROY EVANS!!!"
The fans cheer and Bill Kasal slips a $50 into his breast pocket. Then "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and The University Arena goes ballistic. Rated X steps through the curtain with his dinged up bloody steel chair with a white "X" painted across the seat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X makes his debut in New Mexico! This is the first time any of them have seen the Hardkore Legend!
Phil Blauer: Many of them listed X as the most famous wrestler they've never seen on OOC boards across the country. Doesn't surprise me. Most of these people haven't seen indoor plumbing.
Yolanda Ando: Rated X is wearing some black trunks, black boots and his signature black mask with a white X on it. His chest, arms, and back are covered in Yakuza style tattoos.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Parts Unknown, Standing 5 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds...RATED X!!!"
The Albuquerque fans roar and chant "Ra-ted X!! Ra-ted X!! Ra-ted X!! Ra-ted X!! Ra-ted X!!" X gets a running start and cracks Kilroy Evans in the head with his X Chair!! The sound rings through The University Arena and Mike Peters signals for the bell
Phil Blauer: Kilroy Evans is laid out by a chair shot!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls Kilroy Evans up but Kilroy ducks under an elbow shot. Kilroy Evans responds with a german suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Rated X rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans goes for a belly to belly but X knees him in the balls. Rated X grabs him by his Mystery Science Theatre 3000 t-shirt and tosses him through the ropes into the railing!
Phil Blauer: There they go.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X rolls out of the ring and irish whips Kilroy Evans as hard as he can into the guardrail! Rated X charges him but Kilroy Evans back body drops him over the railing into the front row!
The Albuquerque fans pop, and Kilroy Evans steps over the railing to meet Rated X. A fan hands Kilroy Evans a Big Mark Evans stuffed animal and Evans tosses it into X's face
Phil Blauer: Hey! Those are $14.95!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans irish whips Rated X into the railing and then avalanches him against the cold steel!
Rated X smashes Evans in the face with a punch, and then tosses his face into the top of the guardrail. Rated X headlocks Kilroy and then running bulldogs his throat on the railing
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X backs Kilroy Evans through the crowd with karate chops to the top of the head.
Phil Blauer: Reminicent of the Mongolian guy Kin Corn Karn from the NES Pro Wrestling game in 87!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X kicks a guy out of his chair, and delivers a swinging neckbreaker to the back of his chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Kilroy's gonna have to burn that MST shirt now that it touched this floor. A tetnus shot wouldn't hurt either.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X goes for a piledriver but Kilroy backdrops him on the concrete! Kilroy Evans grabs a kid's coke can and shakes it up. He sprays Rated X in the face with half a can of Squirt.
Phil Blauer: He squirted all over his face!
Yolanda Ando: I hate when they do that. There's a reason they pay those girls so well.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans full nelson suplexes Rated X on a bunch of empty chairs!
A kid in a wheelchair comes over and hands Rated X his chair
Phil Blauer: How sweet. This child's dying wish is for Kilroy to bludgeon Rated X to death with his chair.
Guillermo O'Bannon: How do you know he's dying...and what does a kid in a wheelchair need a folding chair for?
Kilroy Evans wails back and cracks Rated X in the head with cancer boy's chair! Rated X staggers a little and then falls into a man's lap headfirst. The man doesn't seem to mind so much
Yolanda Ando: Take ya back, Phil?
Phil Blauer: Don't ever get drunk with this woman, she's a parrot!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans scoops Rated X up, but X falls behind him in an inverted facelock...he hits The Black Out on the floor!!
The Albuquerque fans cheer, and Rated X kicks the wheelchair kid in the chest! The sick crowd cheers even louder. Rated X grabs a coke can and returns the favor by pouring the coke on Kilroy's face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X rips the coke can in half...
Phil Blauer: The pure power it takes to do that boggles the mind.
Guillermo O'Bannon: X now tearing Kilroy Evans barely healed cuts from their last match with that coke can! He then grabs a crutch from a kid behind him and breaks it over Kilroy's back!!
Phil Blauer: Wheelchairs & crutches? Who knew The University Arena's "Cripples Get In Free" promotion would be so intergral to tonight's action?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X takes the pointy broken edge and stabs it into Kilroy's leg!!
Kilroy screams in agony. A fan hands Rated X a cheese grater and he drops it on the ground. He DDTs Kilroy's face on the grater!! Kilroy Evans rolls over onto the floor with a huge cut on his scalp
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X stomps Kilroy's head over & over, and kicks him in the face! Kilroy tries to crawl away, and grabs a fan's cup of beer and tosses it in X's eyes!
Rated X staggers around, blinded. Kilroy Evans grabs him by the mask and slams him headfirst into the railing! Kilroy grabs Rated X and drops a stunner so that X's jaw hits the top of the chair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans inverted russian leg sweeps Rated X's face into the railing!! Rated X fires back with some knuckle shots to his forehead breaking Kilroy's head open the hard way.
Rated X bites his forehead opening up the wound even more. He delivers some closed fists and sharp elbows opening the wound up more. Rated X drives Evans' face first into his knee twice, then finishes up with a big punch sending him over the railing into the aisleway
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X steps over the railing, but Kilroy catches him with a punch in mid-straddle. A fan hands him some fishing line and Evans strangles him with it!
Phil Blauer: Strangles him with what?
Guillermo O'Bannon: The fishing line.
Phil Blauer: I don't see anything. It seems they're doing one of those there pantomimes.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X's neck is turning white from the fishing line, so he back elbows Kilroy in the face. He hangman's neckbreakers Evans head into the railing! He pins him out in the aisleway.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A fan tosses a stuffed bear at the wrestlers. Kilroy Evans instinctively grabs it and whacks Rated X in the head with it...X goes down like a sack of hammers?!?
Kilroy looks at the bear, confused. He then drops the bear on the ground and DDTs him on it! Rated X rolls over, to the side, limp. Kilroy Evans lifts it up and rips the bear in half and pulls out a large brick! Kilroy smiles and the crowd pops. Kilroy mouths "Thank you." to the fan
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans punches Rated X up the rampway to the top. X digs his thumbs into Kilroy's head wound and pulls it open more. He drops a couple of bionic elbows, and then scoops Evans up. He fallaway slams Kilroy Evans off the ramp to the floor below!!
The audience erupts and chants "RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!" Rated X hops down from the ramp onto the floor and makes the cover
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
He grabs Kilroy Evans and pulls him through the back curtain into the locker room
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs a framed picture of our fearless leader, Jonnie Valentine!
Phil Blauer: Hey, that's someone's job to hang that back up there.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I'm standing right here, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X breaks the frame over Kilroy's head! Kilroy kicks Rated X between the stems and then piledrives him on the concrete!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans headlocks Rated X and gives him...a noogie?
Phil Blauer: Only the deadliest of blood feuds are reserved for the purple nurple.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans gives X an indian burn, and double underhook DDTs Rated X's face on the locker room floor!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X rolls over and grabs a broom stick...
Phil Blauer: Someone sweeps up back there? You'd never know it.
Guillermo O'Bannon: X cracks that broom over Kilroy Evans' head! He pulls down Kilroy Evans' jean shorts and...no!
Phil Blauer: I'm getting bad flashbacks of my time in Mexican prison here.
Before Kilroy Evans can be violently sodomized, Rising Sun runs up and grabs it out of his hands
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun makes the save, but Rated X kicks him in the guts and DDTs his skull into Kilroy Evans' face!! He breaks the glass and grabs the firehose. He sits on Kilroy's back and camel clutches him with the hose!
Kilroy Evans coughs and chokes as X leans back with the hose. Mike Peters checks in to see if he submits but he waves his finger from side to side that he doesn't
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X cracks Kilroy Evans over the head with the metal nozzle! Kilroy staggers around and falls against the locker. Rated X lifts him up in a human torture rack, but Evans lands on his feet behind her. He smashes Rated X's face into the locker!
Kilroy Evans knocks the locker over onto the ground. He pulls Rated X up and suplexes him onto the locker!! X's back makes a huge impression on the locker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X tries to sit up but Kilroy Evans soccer kicks him in the chest! Kilroy Evans belly to belly suplexes X through the locker room doors out into the parking lot!
Rated X gets up and gets speared into Toyota Camry! His elbow breaks the windshield
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans crucifix powerbombs him onto the hood!!
Phil Blauer: Ouch.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy climbs up on the hood, but Rated X comes up swinging! X kicks him in the stomach and DDTs Kilroy's head through the windshield!!
The car alarm goes off as Kilroy Evans body hangs out of the windshield. Rated X pulls him onto the roof of the Camry. He pulls the head into his legs and then drills Evans' head into the top of the roof with a piledriver
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X takes a shard of glass and stabs him in the ear with it!!
Phil Blauer: Did X's dad not hug em enough? Did he even have a Dad?
Yolanda Ando: I always thought he ate his Dad as soon as he was able.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls him up into a front facelock, but Kilroy Evans spinebusters him onto the windshield!! He covers him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy pulls him off the car and irish whips him into the steel locker room doors! He limps in with a clothesline that send them both sprawling back into the locker room!
Rated X grabs Soutter's personal fork off of the craft service and stabs Kilroy Evans in the arm with it! Evans howls in pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X irish whips Kilroy Evans head into the locker room wall!
Phil Blauer: Ew, it left a big red spot.
Rated X draws a red X on the wall with Kilroy's head, then tosses him to the floor and puts the boots to him. He pulls Kilroy up and bulldogs his head into the coke machine
Phil Blauer: Between this and the dog collar match between Lucifer Jones & "The Punisher" Dan Stein that coke machine has taken alot of damage tonight.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Something tells me the dean of New Mexico University is gonna be charging Jonnie for a new one. Rated X rams his head into the coke machine again and some bottles come out!
Rated X picks up a couple of the bottles and bounces them off of Kilroy Evans' head! The bottles making sickening clanking noises as they riccochet off his skull. Rated X walks over and grabs a toolbox from one of the handymen
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X takes a screwdriver out of that toolbox and stabs it into Kilroy Evans' forehead!! He twists the phillip's head around making the cut even worse.
Rated X takes out a pair of pliers and puts them in Kilroy's mouth. He tries to pull out a tooth before Robert Hunglestien III walks up and knees Rated X in the face
Phil Blauer: What the hell is Hunglestien doing?
Guillermo O'Bannon: He's in The Un-Stable with Kilroy so he's making sure his partner doesn't lose a tooth.
Phil Blauer: He is? What happened to that whole thing with Lonewolf McNeely where they hated The Un-Stable? No one tells me anything! I look like a fool now!
Rated X threatens Robert Hunglestien III with the pliers and the World Champion backs off, but Kilroy Evans spears him from behind into a locker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans punches Rated X until they appear through the curtain once again.
The audience pops as they see this match live for the first time in seven minutes. Kilroy headbutts Rated X over & over as they make their way down the aisleway. A fan hands Kilroy Evans a garden hoe
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans cracks Rated X over the head with that garden hoe! Rated X staggers around and Evans drops the hoe between his legs. Evans steps on the head and it smacks X in the face!
Phil Blauer: Foghorn Leghorn did it better.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans lifts Rated X up and running spinebusters his back into the guardrail!
The fans cheer. Kilroy Evans sets up the table by the apron and rolls Rated X onto the table. Kilroy climbs up to the apron, and pulls X up by the mask. Rated X reverses it into a hangman's neckbreaker through the table
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X hits one of his lethal neckbreakers through that table! He makes the cover!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls out a chain from underneath the ring. He wraps it around his fist and bludgeons him with it!
Rated X sits over Evans whacking him over & over with the chain wrapped around his fist. He pulls Evans up to his feet but Kilroy blocks one of the punces and fires back with one of his own
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans gives Rated X a brainbuster on The University Arena floor!! He goes underneath the ring and pulls out a bag of something...
Kilroy Evans scatters lego pieces on the floor, the audience cheers. Kilroy scoops Rated X up and bodyslams him onto the plastic shrapnel!! Rated X sits up, arching his back in pain. His back is littered with multi-colored lego pieces
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans pulls out a table and leans it up against the railing. Rated X has that chain around his fist again and bashes Evans in the face with it! He pulls Kilroy's head into his legs and then running powerbombs Kilroy into the leaning table!!
The Albuquerque fans roar. Rated X picks little lego pieces out of his back and then pulls out another table. He sets it up next to the apron and rolls Kilroy onto the table. Rated X climbs up to the apron
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X scoops Kilroy Evans up and running tombstone piledrives Kilroy's head through the table!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls Kilroy back up to the apron and steps through the ropes. He wraps that chain around Evans' neck and hangs him over the top rope! Kilroy is a bloody mess, kicking his feet out looking for the apron.
Rated X braces his knee against Kilroy's back and strangles him with the chain links. Kilroy Evans finally gets his feet on the apron and hiptosses him over the ropes onto the broken table!! The fans chant "KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans DDTs Rated X's head onto the lego pieces and the concrete!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A fan hands Kilroy a foam bat, and he smashes Rated X in the chest with it!!
The audience buzzes with confusion and then Kilroy slips the foam off and shows that it's an aluminum bat underneath
Phil Blauer: Now, I'm confused. Why didn't he just take the foam off? It would have hurt more.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X has the timekeeper's bell...
Ron De La O: Fuck Youuuuuuu Man!
Rated X smashes Kilroy in the face with the timekeeper's bell!! Before Kilroy has a chance to fall, Rated X DDTs him on the bell
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X smashes Kilroy Evans face into the cornerpost!! He then picks up his X Seat and caves in the back of Evans' skull while he's leaning against the ringpost!!
The fans wince at the impact. The crowd starts up a dueling chant of "Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X!" Rated X goes and pulls out a ladder to silence the Kilroy fans
Phil Blauer: He has a ladder!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: I see that, Phil. Rated X leans Kilroy against the guardrail and then places the ladder against Kilroy's face. X rolls back into the ring and runs into the ropes. He baseball slide kicks the bottom so the top of the ladder smashes Evans in the face!!
Phil Blauer: That was the move that killed Kilroy's namesake, Rally Jackson, the first time!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X stabs Kilroy in the back over & over with a piece of that broken table! He rolls Kilroy onto the apron, but Kilroy hits X low when X stands up there with him. Kilroy Evans gives him The Bad Touch off the apron!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A fan hands Kilroy a bottle of hot sauce and throws it in Rated X's eyes! Rated X staggers around blinded while Kilroy climbs up on the apron with Rated X's X Chair. He leaps off, braining Rated X with a clothesline with The X Seat!!
The University Arena roars! Kilroy Evans sets up a table and rolls Rated X on top of it. Evans climbs to the top turnbuckles and then leaps off with a superfly splash onto Rated X, liquifying the table
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans rolls Rated X back into the ring and follows him in. He goes for a piledriver, but Rated X backdrops out of it. Rated X drags the ladder into the ring and suplexes Kilroy onto the ladder!!
Kilroy Evans' back arches in pain and then he lays back down on the ladder. Rated X climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with an elbow that misses Kilroy but not that ladder!! X rolls around, clutching his arm
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans sets up the ladder in the corner and irish whips Rated X facefirst into it! He follows him in, but X catches him with a clothesline.
Rated X picks up the ladder and gets a running start before bashing him in the face with it! Rated X crouches over him and chokes Kilroy with the bottom rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sets up The X Chair, but Kilroy trips him up with a drop toe hold, smashing Rated X's face into the seat! Kilroy Evans rolls out of the ring and pulls a table into the ring. He sets up the table and suplexes Rated X on the ladder!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans rolls X on the table. He climbs up on the top turnbuckles, and then comes off with an elbow drop but Rated X rolls off it!! Kilroy Evans goes right through the table!
The Albuquerque fans roar. Rated X unfolds the chair, and lifts Kilroy up in a human torture rack, and then flips him over into a Palm Springs Driver on the standing chair
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X presses the top of that chair into Kilroy Evans' throat, choking him. He pushes down on Kilroy's windpipe, trying to go right through to the other side.
Phil Blauer: China?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X picks up the ladder and puts it over his head. He gets a running start and clotheslines Kilroy with it!!
Rated X sets up the ladder in the corner and irish whips him, but Kilroy reverses the irish whip and shoots X into the ladder! X staggers out into a double underhook DDT on the X Seat
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans crouches over him and headbutts him over & over in the face! He pulls him up and salutes X before applying a cobra clutch. He pulls back on X's arm while pressing down on the back of his neck.
Kilroy Evans thrashes Rated X from side to side, while X's legs begin to buckle. Mike Peters raises Rated X's arm but he keeps it up and then runs backwards, smashing Kilroy's back into the ladder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X lifts Kilroy Evans up into a powerbomb onto the standing X Chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X puts the ladder over Kilroy Evans body and then stands on it. He takes the chair and smashes the ladder with it over & over! He lifts Kilroy up and delivers another Palm Springs Driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X slides underneath the ring and pulls another table into the ring. He powerbombs Rated X through the table!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans gets his shoulder up)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X tries to suplex him but Kilroy Evans blocks it. He lifts up Rated X in a suplex and drops him over the top rope to the The University Arena floor!
Kilroy Evans crouches over Rated X and beats his head in with a downpour of fists. He then grinds Rated X's face into the floor for a while. He goes underneath the ring and produces a dog collar. He puts it around Rated X's neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans rolls back into the ring. Rated X follows after him and...
Rated X screams in agony, jolting like a stunned fish. He rolls out of the ring, confused. Kilroy waves him back on, and Rated X rolls in with the same result, pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans put one of those electric dog fences around the ringposts! Rated X tries to take the dog collar off, but Andrew Karnage runs up behind him and tosses Rated X into the ring!!
Rated X shrieks in pain, shaking and contorting. Rated X can finally get the collar off but Kilroy Evans makes the cover
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X puts his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans climbs to the top turnbuckle, but X kicks Peters into the ropes and crotches him! Rated X limps up to the second turnbuckle and Unabomber DDTs Kilroy Evans on the X Chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls him up into a powerbomb but Kilroy rolls out of it into The Bad Touch!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans climbs to the top turnbuckles and flies off with a splash, but Rated X puts up his knees!
Rated X rolls underneath the ring and grabs a strand of barbed wire. He holds it up for the Albuquerque fans who let out a huge pop. He rolls back into the ring and whips Kilroy's back with it
Phil Blauer: If Rated X keeps doing that, Kilroy's gonna run out of the four shirts he owns.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X lashes him once again with the barbed wire strand! He wraps the barbed wire around Kilroy's head & mouth and applies a side headlock!!
Kilroy cries out in agony and pushes Rated X off into the ropes. He floors X on the comeback with a roundhouse kick! He tries his best to pull off the barbed wire and after a few attempts, he does it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans puts the chair over Rated X's face and legdrops it into his face!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy irish whips X into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop, and X swings around into a rude awakening!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X rolls Kilroy onto the ladder and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He jumps off into an elbow drop, squashing Evans!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X double underhooks Evans up into a backbreaker over his shoulder and then drills his head into the mat with his RU-486!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans gets his shoulder up)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Nine Minutes Have Elapsed. 1 MINUTE REMAINING!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: I can't believe it! Kilroy kicked out of the RU-486!
Phil Blauer: He's done what half a million day old fetuses couldn't!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sets up the ladder in the corner, and irish whips him into the corner, but Kilroy reverses it and irish whips X into the ladder again! He catches him with The Bad Touch on the seat of the X Chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans back suplexes him up into his Blue Thunder Driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans scoops Rated X up and bodyslams him but Rated X catches his leg on the way down and inside cradles him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
The Albuquerque audience leaps to their feet as "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot begins playing. Both men pass out from exhaustion and Mike Peters holds up Rated X's limp arm, then places the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship on his chest
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 29 minutes 28 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...RATED X!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: These two men have taken each other to the locker room, the parking lot, and nearly to a time limit draw tonight! At the end, Rated X stands alone as the Hardkore America Champion.
Andrew Karnage, Rising Sun, Adrian Tanner Jr., and Robert Hunglestien III come down to the ring and help Kilroy Evans to his feet. Karnage goes to stomp the downed Rated X
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wait, Kilroy Evans stops Karnage from attacking Rated X.
Phil Blauer: I think these two men earned one another's respect tonight...something you will never do for me, Guillermo. I hate you. I hate you so much it makes my stomach hurt sometimes.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Uh, ok. The Un-Stable helping Kilroy Evans from the ring to fight another day. Rated X has strongman "The Punisher" Dan Stein next up for him in Phoenix.
The University Arena chants "RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Now it's time for the Main Event. This should be a technical clinic, so I'm excited.
Phil slides away
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus helped Robert Hunglestien III win the UWA World Championship, but people should know by now not to help Hunglestien. All it got him was a one way ticket to Firedville when he lost a loser leaves town match to Sun in Philadelphia. Adrian Tanner Jr. came down to help him by becoming the referee but wound up swerving him and helped Sun keep his job. Now Syberus comes back to this "regional Southwest Indy fed" to get some revenge on Hunglestien. But this isn't Hunglestien's first barbeque. He's held nearly every title in Hardkore World, and is the first wrestler to ever hold both the UWA & Hardkore World Heavyweight Championships at the same time. He's shown he will do anything and betray anyone to keep any title around his waist.
“Some Might Say" by Oasis plays and Syberus walks down to the ring to the cheers of the fans. He slaps a few hands and then gets on the apron and wipes his feet before entering the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus has won alot of championships, but seems to have been committed to win this one since I first met him. And now with his unceremonial firing at UWA, it's galvanized this notorious carpetbagger to focus on the oldest World Championship on the net.
Phil Blauer: What's the net have to do with anything?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nevermind.
Yolanda Ando: Syberus wears dark blue vinyl-look short tights with the yellow circle of stars representing the European Union on the front and back, Black elbow and knee pads and black boots, with yellow hand/wrist tape to accent the yellow of the European stars. The WMW World title is strapped around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE! Your referee is Ron Reid. From The Continent of Europe; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 228 pounds; He is The Current WMW World Heavyweight Champion...The Great SYBERUS!!!"
The audience cheers. Then The University Arena goes dark, purple lights flash and a purple spotlight shines on Robert Hunglestein III at the top of the ramp way. The purple lights turn to gold as a voice says "You wish you could be me...It must suck to be you!" then purple and gold begin to alternate and run all over The University Arena as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears hits. Hunglestien points at his Hardkore World Heavyweight Champioship strapped around his waist and then shines up his UWA World Championship slung over his shoulder. He heads down to ring with a slow cocky strut, as the fans cheer
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien has dominated UWA and Hardkore World for the past few months and at Palm Springs Punishment 2006, he cleanly defeated Andrew Sinclair, his former Un-Stablemate. While Sinclair wrestles a Strong style, while Syberus wrestles a style he's much more accustomed to. A technical mat based style.
Phil Blauer: When did he get back in The Un-Stable? I'm completely lost.
Guillermo O'Bannon: When he swerved Lonewolf McNeely during his Hardkore West Coast title match at Palm Springs Punishment 2006. The Hang Em High match?
Phil Blauer: Was I there?
Yolanda Ando: Yes, Phil. Anyway, the champ is wearing a long black robe, with purple and gold gems spelling out the name "Hunglestein" across the back. has on a black wrestling singlet that has "Hunglestein" wrapping across the front diagonally from top to bottom in dark purple with gold outline. On the back of the singlet there’s three slashes in gold which obviously symbolize the 3 from the end of his name. Hunglestien also wears black elbow pads, and has his wrist taped with black tape. Robert wears black boots and black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent, originally hailing from Cleveland, Ohio, now making his residence in Beverly Hills, California; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 265 pounds; He is The Current UWA World Champion and HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!!"
The crowd gives him a mixed reaction. Ron Reid holds the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship in the air and then signals for the bell. Syberus and Hunglestien lock up in a collar-and-elbow tie up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus will takes Hunglestien's arm and twist it into a wrist lock. He pushes his wrist downward as he and Hunglestien jockey for position. Hunglestien proves to be the stronger one, so Syberus panics and turns it into a hammerlock.
Syberus pulls up on Hunglestien's wrist in the chicken wing. Hunglestien back elbows Syberus in the face and applies a chicken wing of his own
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus reverses the hammerlock into a full nelson that he takes to the ground. He grinds Hunglestien's face into the canvas, pressing down on the back of his neck. Hunglestien works his way back up to his feet, and mule kicks Syberus in the groin!
The audience boos and Hunglestien takes him over in a side arm takedown. But Syberus takes him back down with a leg scissors. Hunglestien tries to whip his body out of it but it unsuccessful
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus squeezes those powerful legs around Hunglestien's head. Hunglestien gets to his feet with his head still between Syberus's legs, but Syberus lifts his legs up and drives his head into the mat! Syberus goes back to the hammerlock.
Syberus is on Hunglestien's back pulling up on his arm as the champ growls in pain, kicking his feet into the mat. Hunglestien fights his way back to his feet and snap mares Syberus over
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien hammerlocks Syberus' arm behind him, then body slams him on his chicken winged arm. Hunglestien grabs Syberus' arm and drops down into a code red armbreaker!
Syberus rolls around, clutching his arm. Hunglestien pulls him up by the arm, but Syberus ducks under a shortarm clothesline and responds with a german suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus applies a keylock to that same arm he's been wearing down all night. He wrenches up on Hunglestien's wrist and elbow. Hunglestien tries to hook his feet around the ropes, but Syberus drags him away by the arm.
Phil Blauer: Everybody better get comfortable. Hunglestien included.
Syberus gets behind Hunglestien and grabs the other arm into a double keylock. He leans back as far as he can, trying to hyperextend his elbows. Syberus readjusts for a better grip and pulls back on his wrists
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien rolls back and is able to kick Syberus in the head. He hammerlocks Syberus' arm behind him and drops down into a jawbreaker. He applies a crippler crossface! He rocks back with Syberus' head & arm in his hands.
Syberus cries out in pain, as Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to tap out. Syberus reaches the ropes and the ref forces him to break the hold. Hunglestien scoops him up and bodyslams him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien applies an armbar but Syberus takes him down with another scissors hold. This time Hunglestien kips out of it, but Syberus kicks him in the stomach. He gives him a fameasser to the back of his elbow!
Hunglestien lays on his stomach clutching his arm close to his body, but Syberus kneels on the his upper back. With the aid of his knee, he hyperextends the arm with one arm and puts on a wristlock with the other
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus with an arm bar to one arm with a wristlock to the other.
Phil Blauer: After Syberus' match with Tatsuya Arakawa, Arakawa was still having trouble with his arms in that tag team match. Hunglestien needs to keep them away from Syberus or he'll have trouble with them for life.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien hooks his feet around the ropes and Ron Reid forces a break. Syberus pulls him up by the hair but Hunglestien does a go behind takedown to the mat. He applies a full nelson, giving Syberus a reciept for the manuever earlier on.
Hunglestien grinds Syberus' face into the canvas a little and the Albuquerque fans boo him. He pulls him back up to his feet and dragon suplexes him
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Syberus gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III irish whips Syberus into the ropes and hits him with a stiff clothesline. He lifts Syberus up in a fireman's carry, but Syberus takes him down with a crucifix cradle!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien gets his shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: Someone used to do that as a finisher, I can't remember who. God, this is gonna kill me...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Both men up to a vertical base, and Hunglestien stuns him with a double ax handle. He irish whips Syberus but Syberus hangs onto his arm and uses it to yank him down to the mat.
Phil Blauer: Was it Max Moon?
Guillermo O'Bannon: He did the flying body press. Syberus applies a fujiwara armbar. He pulls up on Hunglestien's whammybarred arm, pulling up on his wrist & elbow.
Phil Blauer: Battle Kat?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nah, that was more of a victory roll. Ron Reid checking in to see if Hunglestien wants to give it up but no such luck. Hunglestien instead uses the momentum to cradle him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Syberus gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus goes to kick him, but Hunglestien catches his leg and takes him over into a dragon screw legwhip. He quickly turns it into an inverted indian deathlock. He leans back on his twisted legs, also giving himself a much needed rest.
Phil Blauer: That's what I've always liked about the inverted indian deathlock. It seems like the most relaxing move you could do. All your missing is a cold one in your hand. If I had a finisher, it'd be that one. Can we call it The Blau-Lock?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Oh can we? Can we please?
Guillermo O'Bannon: No.
Phil Blauer: I got it, Blue Blazer!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Moonsault.
Phil Blauer: Damn!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus crawling over to the ropes, while Hunglestien tries to slow him down by sitting on his legs. He gets to the bottom rope! Ron Reid gives Hunglestien a five count to break the indian deathlock...
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: The Blau-Lock!
Guillermo O'Bannon: ...and Hunglestien taking every minute of it. Ron Reid pulls him off and they get into a shoving match about it. Ron Reid shoves back!
Hunglestien trips over Syberus who schoolboy cradles him! The Albuquerque fans pop
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus irish whips Hunglestien into the ropes and back body drops him nearly into the lights. He applies a udi-garami figure four armlock. He lays across Hunglestien's body, pressing down on Hunglestien's wrist. He has his shoulders pinned to the mat!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus irish whips Hunglestien into the ropes but he comes back with a hart attack clothesline! He cracks Syberus in the chin with a elbow uppercut. He then nails him with a DDT!
The audience boos Hunglestien who tries to shake some blood & feeling back into his arm. He irish whips Syberus into the ropes, but Syberus ducks a clothesline and counters with a rude awakening
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus scoops him up and drops him onto his knee with a backbreaker. He stomps his arm, then drops a knee on the back of Hunglestien's elbow. Syberus twists his legs up and bends him back into a haas of pain.
The crowd cheers. Hunglestien moans & groans as his back is bent the wrong way. Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to tap out. Hunglestien shakes his head, so Syberus leans back farther
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus pulls him up by the hair, but Hunglestien takes him over in a fireman's carry. He german suplexes Syberus!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Syberus gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III lifts him up in a full nelson slam! He lifts Syberus up in a fireman's carry and then swings him around into a TKO!
Hunglestien scoops Syberus up but Syberus slips out and falls behind him in a dragon sleeper. He pulls back on Hunglestien's head & neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus leaning back on that dragon sleeper. Hunglestien desperately looks for an escape and finds it with a rake of Syberus' eyes. He scoops Syberus up and drops him on his head with a michinoku driver II!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Syberus gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien suplexes Syberus but he floats over onto his feet! He runs Hunglestien into the ropes and tumbles back into a bridging backroll press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus chicken wings Hunglestien's arm behind him and bodyslams him on his hammerlocked arm. He pulls him up in a DDT, but Hunglestien lifts him up into a fireman's carry. He swings around into an F5!
The University Arena boos. Hunglestien lifts him up by his legs and wheelbarrow facefirst powerbombs him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien irish whips Syberus, but the Englishman reverses the whip into the ropes. He catches Hunglestien coming back with a powerslam!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus applies another udi-garami figure four armlock, then lifts Hunglestien into a seated position. From the side, Syberus applies a body leg scissor whilst tweaking back on the figure four even more.
Hunglestien screams in pain as Syberus lays back with his trapped arm. Syberus squeezes the air out of the champ's lungs. Hunglestien tries to swing wildly at Syberus' face but is unsuccessful in breaking the udi-garami
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien wraps his foot around the rope and Ron Reid forces him to break the figure four armlock. He lifts him up but then drops him back down into a code red armbreaker!
Hunglestien clutches his shoulder, and kicks his feet into the canvas. He gets to his feet, but ducks a forearm smash by Syberus. He atomic drops Syberus over the ropes to The University Arena floor
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien rolls out of the ring and cobra clutch suplexes him on the concrete!!
The audience winces at the sight of Syberus' head hitting the floor. Hunglestien pulls his head into his legs and piledrives him on The University Arena floor!! Syberus rolls to his side with a cut over his eye
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien goes for a suplex but Syberus blocks it with his leg. He counters with a suplex into a neckbreaker on the floor!
The fans cheer. Syberus slides a chair underneath Hunglestien's head. He then takes another chair and does a one man con-chair-to!! Hunglestien clutches his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus slips a busted open Hunglestien's arm in the chair. He climbs up to the apron and stomps the chair shut on his elbow!!
The University Arena is on their feet, chanting "Break His Arm!! Break His Arm!! Break His Arm!! Break His Arm!! Break His Arm!!" Syberus finds that steel chain Rated X was using in his match with Kilroy Evans
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus has Rated X's chain and wraps it around Hunglestien's throat. He sits on his back with a camel clutch with the chain! He leans back as far as he can with no one to stop him!
The chain links turn Hunglestien's neck white as Syberus strangles him. Blood runs down Syberus' face as he tries to kill him with that chain. He rolls Hunglestien back into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus climbs up to the apron, but Hunglestien belly to belly suplexes over the ropes back into the ring!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Syberus kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus gets up but gets a sharp elbow in the small of his back. He flips Syberus onto his shoulder in a canadian backbreaker. He bounces Syberus' spine on his shoulder for a few moments then flips him around into a diamond cutter!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Syberus kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien irish whips Syberus into the ropes and tiltawhirls him into a quebradora con hilo backbreaker!
Phil Blauer: While Syberus has been focusing on Hunglestien's arm, the champ seems to be trying to make Syberus a parapalegic.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: A sound strategy. Like the Kobra Kai say: If a man can't walk. He can't fight.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III lifts Syberus up in a razor's edge, but Syberus blood allows him to slip out of Hunglestien's grip. Hunglestien turns around into a spear!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
The University Arena erupts. Syberus goes for a belly to back suplex, but Hunglestien takes him over into a headlock takedown. They both get up to a vertical base, and Syberus dropkicks Hunglestien's kneecap
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus grabs Hunglestien's leg and wraps him up & falls back into a figure four leglock. Hunglestien sits up & falls back repeatedly in pain, grasping at the air.
Syberus clamps down on Hunglestien's twisted legs, getting a scream of pain out of him. But the champ is finally able to roll over and grab the ropes. Ron Reid makes him break the figure four
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien gets up and pulls him in by the arm into a knee to his stomach. He pulls him up into a powerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Syberus rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien pulls Syberus up and applies a hammerlock, but Syberus grabs his leg, and pulls his leg through his legs to trip him up. He rolls him over into a single leg boston crab. Syberus plants his feet and leans back on his leg.
Syberus tries to hyperextend Hunglestien's knee cap by pulling back on his ankle and leg. He readjusts and then yanks back on his leg again. He then twists into an STF! The audience applauds the combo. Syberus pulls up on Hunglestien's head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien reaches out for the ropes, but Syberus has the STF hooked in tight. Hunglestien finally gets hold of the bottom rope and Ron Reid makes Syberus break it up. Syberus grabs Hunglestien's arm, but Hunglestien pulls him in to a shortarm elbow smash. He t-bone suplexes Syberus onto his head!
Robert Hunglestien III scoops Syberus up and tosses him across the ring with a fallaway slam. He irish whips him into the ropes but Syberus comes back with a clothesline. The fans pop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus flips him into a nothern lights suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus irish whips Hunglestien into the ropes and flapjacks his face into the canvas, leaving a bloody stain on the mat! Syberus applies a half nelson with a chicken wing. European Three Quarter Nelson!
Syberus grinds Hunglestien blood covered face into the mat. He presses down on the back of Hunglestien's neck, pulling up on his hammerlocked wrist. Ron Reid asks him if he submits
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus shoots him into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop but Hunglestien drills his head into the mat with an implant DDT!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III sits on Syberus' back and applies a camel clutch.
Syberus bleeds a large pool of blood underneath his face. Hunglestien rocks back with Syberus' head in his hands. Ron Reid asks him if he wants to submit, but Syberus refuses
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien releases the camel clutch, and irish whips Syberus into the ropes. He tiltawhirls him into a gut buster! He follows it up with a double underhook backbreaker!
Syberus rolls around, clutching the small of his back. Hunglestien irish whips Syberus into the ropes but Syberus comes back with a thez press
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus goes for a suplex, but Hunglestien blocks it with his leg. He counters with a snap suplex. He scoops Hunglestien up, but Syberus inside cradles him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus double underhook suplexes Hunglestien across the ring!
The University Arena cheers. Syberus goes for a DDT, but Robert Hunglestien spinebusters him! The cheers turn to jeers. Hunglestien wipes some blood out of his eyes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien irish whips Syberus into the ropes and catches him under the jaw with a flying kneelift! Syberus falls into the ropes and bounces back into Hunglestien's clutches and he spinning belly to belly suplexes him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Syberus kicks out)
The audience applauds the match. Then The Un-Stable begins to make their way down to the ring and the fans buzz with curiosity. Robert Hunglestien III double underhooks Syberus onto his shoulder in a dominator and then drills his head into the mat with a piledriver
Phil Blauer: RU-486!
Guillermo O'Bannon: But Hunglestien calls it The Star Breaker!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Syberus kicks out)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Nine Minutes Have Elapsed. ONE MINUTE REMAINING!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable have come down to the ring, and I doubt it's to get a better look at this match.
Phil Blauer: I swear your making this up. Hunglestien's back in The Un-Stable?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien double underhooks his arms, but Syberus backdrops out of The High Life! He hits The Highlight Cutter!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Karnage puts Hunglestien's foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus pulls Andrew Karnage up to the apron by the hair but Hunglestien takes advantage of the distraction with an angle slam!
The audience boos, and Robert Hunglestien double underhooks his arms but Adrian Tanner Jr. slides into the ring and Daytripper superkicks Hunglestien under neath the chin
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "10 seconds remaining!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus hits The Pure Confidence single underhook DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
The University Arena erupts and “Some Might Say" by Oasis plays over the PA System! Confetti falls down from the roof as Ron Reid hands a bloody and exhausted Syberus his life's dream
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 29 minutes 55 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...SYBERUS!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: What is Adrian Tanner doing...The Un-Stable now circles Syberus and congratulating him. This seems to have been a plan to decieve Robert Hunglestien III and bring the new World Champion into their midst.
Andrew Karnage, Kilroy Evans, Rising Sun, and Adrian Tanner Jr. hold Syberus up on their shoulders as he shows his Hardkore World Championship to the roaring crowd. Gold confetti falls on them
Guillermo O'Bannon: Since 1987, many 31 men have held the Hardkore World Championship. But few have worked so hard to get there.
Syberus gets off The Un-Stable's shoulders and then runs to the second rope holding the World title belt up in the air for the cheering University Arena
Guillermo O'Bannon: We'll see you in Phoenix!
Phil Blauer: Bring sunblock!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hello fans, and welcome to Albuquerque. I'm Guillermo O'Bannon and next to me is Phil Blauer.
Guillermo takes a drink off of his water
Phil Blauer: Thank you, I am overjoyed to be here in the nuclear capital of the United States. Much of the nation's nuclear research program is conducted or supervised here.
Guillermo O'Bannon: (spits out his water) Good to know. Our main event is gonna be a technical clinic, as Syberus gets his long awaited title shot against Robert Hunglestien III. Syberus helped Hunglestien win his UWA World Championship when he hit The Pure Confidence on Rising Sun and rolled Hunglestien on top of him during The Gauntlet for the Gold. Now he'd like a shot at Hunglestien to win his own World Championship. He defeated "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa in a brutal submission match at the same show Hunglestien successfully defended his belt against Andrew Sinclair at; Palm Springs Punishment 2006. Hunglestien was the only champion to keep his belt on that show. Who will better use his momentum?
Phil Blauer: Speaking of which, Albuquerque receives 78% of all available sunshine.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Who was talking about sunshine?
Phil Blauer: I was.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anyway, we also have a great rematch that could take both men all over Albuquerque. Rated X defeated Kilroy Evans in a horrific barbed wire match to win the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship. Tonight, they go into a type of match both men claim to be the master of, the falls count anywhere match.
Phil checks his book
Phil Blauer: Check this out, approximately 40% of the uranium reserve in the United States is found in Albuquerque. Don't let Iran find out about this place.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we take the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title and hang it over the ring. Rising Sun and UCW World Triple Crown Champion "Platinum" Pat Bozzini fight it out with a ladder in a rematch from their Conneticut Chain Match in Portland. Bozzini and Sun can both put on a hell of a show, so it should be interesting what they do when one of the most prestigious Light Heavyweight titles in the World is on the line.
Phil Blauer: Albuquerque was the home of Ernie Pyle, the famous war correspondent. Pyle wrote, "If we could only have one house, then it has to be in New Mexico, preferably in Albuquerque." Pyle obviously had been driven insane by rhuematoid athritis by then.
Guillermo O'Bannon: At the Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup, Andrew Sinclair and "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa entered the tournament as the number one seed. All they had to do was get through the mis-matched team of Adrian Tanner Jr. & Andrew Karnage. That was easier said than done, and The Un-Stable upset them to advance to the second round and eventually win the entire tournament. Now Tanner & Karnage are the tag team champions and Sinclair & Arakawa are looking to erase that loss by taking the titles off of them.
Phil Blauer: Sinclair needs to get back in The Un-Stable. He had a spring in his step back then that we haven't seen since he stepped out on his own.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I know, Phil. You've talked about this before.
Phil Blauer: Pretty soon, he's gonna be like that balding Human Beat Box guy on the USA Network commercials. Sad, yet infuriating.
Guillermo O'Bannon: At Palm Springs Punishment 2006, Tamara Sanchez once again took on the entire women's division and won, gaining her third Hardkore World Women's Championship. Tonight she puts it on the line against former Canadian Wrestling Entertainment Women's Champion Jane Tyrra.
Phil Blauer: I don't know much about Jane Tyrra except that she has more R's in her name than she should. Which means she's a rebel. Someone who spits in the face of conformity and proper spelling.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Also at Palm Springs Punishment 2006, Ryan Champion defeated five other men in a MIR Match to earn the right to face Paul Soutter tonight for the Hardkore West Coast title. On the same show, Soutter won his title back from Lonewolf McNeely in a hang em high match and now never wants to let it out of his sight. Can Ryan Champion win the West Coast title in the second match of his career?
Phil Blauer: That'll earn him a spot in Blauer's Hall of Fame!
Phil pulls out a placard with "Phil's Hall of Fame" written on the top with pictures of Ryan Seacrest, Kevin Federline, and Burt Young on it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hey, what happened to Arsenio?
Phil Blauer: I'm not over the braids.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein had a bloody feud that was voted 2005 Feud of the Year. They put their differences behind them to join Cobryn in re-birthing The Society of the New Breed. When Cobryn took a powder they stayed together and won the Hardkore World Tag Team titles from The Un-Stable. At Palm Springs Punishment though the partnership dissolved when Lucifer Jones clubbed Stein over the head with a chair and allowed him to be pinned by Adrian Tanner Jr.
Phil Blauer: I never saw that lasting. I've never stayed friends with any of the people I've peed on.
Yolanda Ando: I hear that.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tonight, we chain them up to each other by a dog collar and let em tear each other apart. Then we get real violent with the first ever glass tables match. Former EPW Deathmatch Champion Vindication tries to shut the mouth of Justin Majoy.
Phil Blauer: I see a little something of myself in Majoy. He's like me if I was a pissed off white rapper with bad grammar. Instead of a pissed off white republican with incredible hair.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The steel cage comes down after that and Bad Boy King Kong, and newcomers "Big" Mark Evans, The Unlucky 13, Miester, and Johnny Parker rip and tear each other against that chain mesh until one man remains. That man will wrestle Paul Soutter or Ryan Champion for the Hardkore West Coast title at our next show in Phoenix.
Phil Blauer: Phoenix?? Christ! We were just in Palm Springs for three months, we gotta go back to the Desert already? It's gonna be like 110 degrees in June!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we have a dream match fans have been waiting for for years. Former Divas Unleashed Champion Yuku Shiro makes her debut in Hardkore World to take on five time Hardkore World Women's Champion "Sexy" Anjanette Turner. The winner will get a shot at the title in Phoenix as well. Another women's match tonight will be two newcomers debuting, Shanna and Jaclyn Frost. But coming up next is a match between The KGB & The Kindred. The Shootfighter eliminated Christian Sain in the big MIR Match at Palm Springs Punishment. That did not sit well with Christian Sain who brought his partner Mr. Psycho and Jaclyn Frost over from WAW. Tonight these two teams try and settle that grudge.
The University Arena darkens as a demonic voice is heard
"FEAR...
THE DEAD...
FEAR...
SAIN!!!"
At that point, huge pyros explode as the lights come back on and "Crossed" by Sam X hits. Christian Sain walks out wearing a black jacket with his face hidden by the hood, showing off his WAW Team Title belt along the way. Mr. Psycho walks out acting cocky with Jaclyn Frost following him. He holds up his WAW Team Title before entering the ring. He climbs onto the turnbuckle and points at the crowd, bringing boos upon him. Christain Sain gets on the apron, climbs the turnbuckle, and removes the hood and raises his arms. He hops into the ring with a wicked smile on his face and removes the jacket and title belt
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Kindred are WAW World Tag Team Champions and looking to take their success here to the West Coast. The fans are well accustomed to Christian Sain already, but this will be their first look at Mr. Psycho.
Yolanda Ando: Christian Sain wears long black pants and a black tanktop. On the left side of the pants is Sain's symbol: a cross over a heart. On the right side it reads "Sain" in white lettering. On the chest of the tanktop is the heart/cross symbol again. Sain also wears black tape around his hands and wrists, and black elbow pads. The WAW Team Title belt is strapped around his waist. Mr.Psycho wears long black pants and a black tanktop. On the left and right sides of the pants it reads "Psycho" in white lettering. On the chest of the tanktop is the heart/cross symbol that Sain uses. The WAW Team Title belt is strapped around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: Hello ladies and gentleman and welcome to The University Arena. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine & Hardkore America present tonight's round of wrestling action. Our first non-title tag team match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit; Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Jaclyn Frost; They are both from Lowell, Massachusetts; First, standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 155 pounds...'THE DARK STALKER' CHRISTIAN SAIN!! His partner stands 6 feet tall; Weighing 180 pounds...MR. PSYCHO!! They are The Current WAW World Tag Team Champions...THE KINDRED!!!"
The audience boos. Then "Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against the Machine plays and the audience cheers as Judge Death & Vampira lead The Shootfighter & James Fierce down to the ring. Fierce holds both SWAT Carribean title belts over his shoulders, while The Shootfighter weilds a stainless steel singapore cane and carries half of the Hardkore Nippon Western Pacific title
Guillermo O'Bannon: These two men have been jet-setting champions as of late. James Fierce was stripped of his SWAT Carribean Bermuda Triangle title by Dracon Xanathos, but recently defended his SWAT Carribean Heavyweight title against "The Enigma" Adam Haven in Mexico at the Tijuana Entertainment Centre with some help from Syberus. Then in Barbados he defeated the man who was handed his Bermuda Triangle title, Tony "The Bull" Jackson. The Shootfighter defended his half of the Western Pacific title against Carson "Big Time" Parker in a singapore steel cane match at the Sendai Gymnasium in Sendai, Japan.
Yolanda Ando: That's mean. James Fierce is in a traditional wrestling singlet. The singlet is red at the top and transitions into black towards the thighs. On the back of the singlet the letters “KGB” are written in black. Fierce wears a black and red warm up jacket that has "Bandits" written on the left breast and "Fierce" underneath. He carries both SWAT Carribean singles titles on either shoulder. The Shootfighter wears knee length black wrestling tights, black wrestling boots, sharp studded forearm pads and a tight black robe with a red dragon on the back and wields a stainless steel singapore cane. Judge Death wears a Salem witch trial style wig & robe, a gargoyles mask and black boots & wields a cane with a gargoyles head on it.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents are accompanied to the ring by Judge Death & Vampira; First from Bangkok, Thailand; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds; He is One Half of the Hardkore Nippon Western Pacific Champions...THE SHOOTFIGHTER!! His partner is from Washington, D.C but originally from West by gawd Virginia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 255 pounds; He is The Current SWAT Carribean Heavyweight Champion...JAMES'PLATINUM' FIERCE!! They are THE K.G.B.!!!"
The fans cheer. Mr. Psycho & James Fierce elect to start out and Mike Peters signals for the bell
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce and Psycho lock up with a collar & elbow tie-up, but Fierce gets the jump on him with a side headlock. He grinds his forearm into Psycho's temple for a little while and then flips him over into a side headlock takedown. Psycho's shoulders are pinned to the mat.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Mr. Psycho takes him over in a leg scissors)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho applies an armbar. He clamps down on Fierce's elbow, jerking up on the entire arm. Fierce works his way up to his feet, with Psycho still squeezing on his arm. Fierce takes him over in a hiptoss.
Fierce applies another headlock but Mr. Psycho german suplexes him. He pulls Fierce up into a second and then a third that he bridges
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(James Fierce gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho irish whips James Fierce into the ropes and comes at him with a cross body block, but Fierce catches him and powerslams him! He rolls Psycho onto his stomach, and applies a chicken wing.
Fierce pulls up on Psycho's wrist behind his back. Mike Peters asks Psycho if he wants to submit but he refuses. Fierce tags in The Shootfighter who moves in with a keylock to his arm
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter yanks up on Mr. Psycho's wrist trying to hyperextend his elbow. Mr. Psycho claws at The Shootfighter's eyes, but he just tugs on his arm even harder. He rolls Psycho back onto his stomach, and slides up into a crippler crossface STF!
The Albuquerque audience applauds. The Shootfighter pulls up on Mr. Psycho's arm & head while Peters checks in to see if he submits. Jaclyn Frost looks on, worried. Mr. Psycho's screams can be heard all over the eerily quiet University Arena
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho crawls over to the ropes and Mike Peters forces a break . The Shootfighter pulls him up into a suplex, but Psycho blocks it and counters it with a textbook suplex of his own.
The University Arena boos, but Jacklyn Frost tries to drown them out with her applause unsuccessfully. Mr. Psycho scoops him up and drops down to one knee with a shoulderbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho irish whips Shootfighter into the corner, and then rams his shoulder into his stomach a few times with his shoulder before tagging in Christian Sain. The Kindred deliver a double suplex to The Shootfighter!
Christian Sain applies an armbar. He sticks his knee into the ball of Psycho's shoulder and pulls back on his whammybarred arm. Mike Peters asks The Shootfighter if he wants to submit
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain rolls him onto his back into a crippler crossface of his own. He links his fingers together and pulls up on this arm that The Kindred have been wearing down.
The Shootfighter cries out in pain & anguish as Sain leans back on the crossface. The Shootfighter rolls him over into a cradle
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Christian Sain releases the crippler crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain stands up into a russian sickle from The Shootfighter! He sweep kicks him with a muy thai kick to his ankle. While Sain is on the mat, The Shootfighter holds onto the rope for balance and muy thai kicks him in the knee.
The Shootfighter hits Christian Sain with another muy thai kick to his ankle and then applies an ankle lock. He stands over the WAW Tag Team Champion, wrenching his foot from side to side. Sain reaches out for the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter drags him back into the center of the ring, wraps his legs around Sain's thigh and drops down to the mat. He twists Sain's foot, making him cry out in pain. The Shootfighter rolls over and tags in James Fierce who takes over the ankle lock.
The audience pops as Sain screams in agony, but refusing to tap out to Mike Peters. Fierce bends Sain's foot, trying to break his ankle. Christian Sain reaches out for the ropes but is too far
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho runs into the ring and stomps James Fierce to break up the ankle lock. Christian Sain inverted facelocks Fierce and drops him with a reverse DDT!
The Albuquerque fans boo. Sain limps into the ropes but Fierce rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. He turns Sain over into a single boston crab. He plants his feet and pulls back on Christian's aching leg. Mike Peters asks him if he wants to submit but Sain refuses
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce sits low on the half crab, attempting to hyperextend his kneecap. Sain crawls over and reaches the rope, and Mike Peters forces Fierce to break the hold. He pulls Sain up and irish whips him into the ropes. Sain ducks a lariot and comes back with a clothesline of his own.
Sain limps towards his corner to tag out, but James Fierce trips him up with a drop toe hold and tags in The Shootfighter. The Shootfighter grabs Sain by the leg and spins around & drops into a figure four leglock. The audience cheers as Christian Sain sits up in pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter clamps down on Christian Sain's twisted legs, making an agonizing situation for The Dark Stalker. Stalker reaches out for the ropes, but their nowhere to be found. Mr. Psycho leaps off the second rope and drops an elbow across The Shootfighter's face, breaking up the figure four!
Christian Sain irish whips The Shootfighter into the ropes and slams him into the mat with a sidewalk slam! He goes for a twist of fate, but The Shootfighter backdrops him and applies an inverted indian deathlock
Guillermo O'Bannon: The KGB goes back to Christian Sain's injured knee.
Phil Blauer: The last time The Shootfighter was in this building was in May of 2005, when he, "God's Gift" Jeremiah Vastrix, and Tarrasque lost their Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles in a controversial scaffold match with The Black Experience.
Guillermo O'Bannon: You mean when when Bruno refused to get off his hands and knees because of his fear of heights? That was hilarious, but I think it still sticks in Shootfighter's craw.
Phil Blauer: Men don't have craws.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter leans back on Sain's crossed legs. He slaps the back of Sain's head, demanding he tap out to The Shootfighter Leglock. Sain grabs onto the ropes, and The Shootfighter has to break the inverted indian deathlock.
Christian Sain ducks under a muy thai punch and counters with a german suplex
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sain tags in Mr. Psycho and they double DDT The Shootfighter!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho scoops The Shootfighter up and drops him on his knee with a backbreaker. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes down with a leg drop across The Shootfighter's throat!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho goes for a bulldog, but The Shootfighter pushes him off into James Fierce who pops him with a european forearm to the face! The Shootfighter tags him with a couple of stiff muy thai strikes to his lower back.
After a couple more muy thai kicks to the small of Mr. Psycho's back, The Shootfighter scoops him up and drops him on his knee with a backbreaker. He pulls him up for a second, and then a third backbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter flips him over into a powerslam! He tags in James Fierce. Fierce flips Mr. Psycho over into an exploder!
The Albuquerque crowd cheers. Fierce pulls him up into a powerbomb, but Mr. Psycho turns it over into a huracanrana! Mr. Psycho drops him on his head with a brainbuster
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho waistlocks James Fierce, but james back elbows him. He does a shortarm clothesline, but hangs onto his arm for another clothesline, then pulls him into a double underhook DDT!! Tylenol’s Favorite Combo!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Mr. Psycho kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost stands up on the apron demanding Mike Peters stop Fierce. James Fierce comes over to tell her to get down but she throws a bag of white powder in his face!
Phil Blauer: Hey!!! That's mine! I paid $180 bucks for that...talcum powder. Quick, I gotta get over there and lick Fierce's face!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho spears the blinded James Fierce!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho tags in Christian Sain and they deliver a double neckbreaker to James Fierce!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain goes for a razor's edge...but his hurt knee folds underneath him! James Fierce falls to his feet, and fireman's carries Sain up onto his shoulders. He spins him around into a DDT!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Mr. Psycho stomps the back of Fierce's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sain ducks under a super side kick, and counters with a backcracker he calls The Paralyzer!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sain inverted facelocks Fierce and flips him over into a reverse suplex!
James Fierce ducks under a superkick, and Trauma Suplexes the back of Sain's head on the turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce irish whips Christian Sain into the ropes, but Sain comes back with a high crossbody!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(James Fierce uses his momentum to roll it over)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Christian Sain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jaclyn Frost grabs his leg and crotches him on the turnbuckle! Sain tags in Mr. Psycho and they climb up to the second rope. Double superplex by The Kindred!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho picks Fierce up in a back suplex then flips him facefirst with a Crash Thunder Buster!!
Mr. Psycho applies a cobra clutch. James Fierce stands on rubbery legs as Mr. Psycho thrashes him from side to side. Fierce begins to fade and slides down Psycho's chest
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter runs into the ring and cracks Mr. Psycho in the back with his stainless steel singapore cane!! He cracks Christian Sain in the head when he limps into the ring as well!!
The Albuquerque fans erupt! James Fierce pulls him up into a standing headscissors then drops down into a pedigree with his knees on the back of Psycho's head
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Platinum Driver!! James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes crashing down with a Picture Perfect Elbow Drop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
The bell rings and The University Arena applauds. "Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against the Machine plays and Judge Death runs into the ring
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 16 minutes 25 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH...THE K.G.B.!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: The K.G.B. win a hard-fought victory over The WAW Tag Team Champions The Kindred.
James Fierce walks by and Phil jumps on him licking his face. Fierce piefaces him to the ground, disgusted
Phil Blauer: I can't feel my tongue...I never wanna feel my tongue.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Get some help man.
Phil Blauer: I thought I just did.
"Block Rockin' Beats" by the Chemical Brothers kicks in over the PA system. "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson comes out wearing his capoiera gui with yellow trim. He conveniently brings a microphone with him as he has something to say. In fact, his music gets cut midway down the aisle son he can speak on his way to the ring.
Guillermo O'Bannon: What the hell is Rally Jackson doing here? I thought Rated X killed him when he wrapped that barbed wire around his head at Palm Springs Punishment and then smashed that ladder into his face.
Phil Blauer: AHHHHHH!!! ZOMBIE!!!
Phil hides under his desk
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, you still have a little white on your nose.
Rally Jackson: "It's been a while since Hardkore has heard from their prodigal son. Many have thought I retired. No, I was just taken off the active roster after my poor showing teaming with Shocker against Rated X and the other guy. I've been working mostly dark matches."
Phil Blauer: His match with "Wild" Bill Kasal was considered a dark match classic. They had to pull Bill off him when he was using his Lebanese Chain to choke the life out of him.
Rally climbs into the ring and bats away some paper refuge
Rally Jackson: "That's internet lingo for matches not seen on television. If you bought tickets, you had the opportunity to catch that cocky lil tigerheart.... assuming you showed up an hour before belltime."
Phil Blauer: People are here before belltime?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Of course, sir. That's when me and Yolanda call the earlier matches for our international internet only show. I'm the heel and have been called a "poor man's Phil Blauer" in FinnishWrestlingSource.com's review of the show. It's the greatest compliment of my life.
Rally Jackson: "What I came out here for tonight was to make an announcement. I came here to announce.... that.... I ain't goin out like dat. No.... I ain't goin out like dat."
::Tito in the background::
Tito: "HE AINT GOIN OUT!!!"
Rally Jackson: "No sir, I am the only three-time champion here. My goal has been to win it a fourth time to be the only man in history to hold the gold four times and with Hunglow currently holding the belt now that doesn't seem like much of a task."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Diss!
Rally Jackson: "Now this isn't a return because I technically never left. My entourage is gone. Triple B left for SWAT. Shocker is filming Brokeback Mountain 2, and this leaves me by my lonesome. The last time you saw me I was looking to fued with Andrew Karnage over his documented steroid abuse. Hey man, Karnage does abuse steroids. We all do. I shot some up my behind in the gorilla position waiting for my cue."
::that's more net lingo::
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I too am on the gas.
Boone hands Guillermo his syringe
Guillermo O'Bannon: Matt, this a turkey baster.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Well, I'm afraid of needles.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Is this gravy in here?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: It makes me sleepy.
Rally Jackson: "I didn't want to feud with Karnage because his muscles were big. I wanted to feud with him so that I could have a chance as a veteran to elevate someone who needed that one big win to get in the main event picture. Well I blew that idea along with a line of what turned out to be splenda. But I need to get back. I need that forth title reign.
But before I can move on to the future, I have to escape my past. I have to get rid of a few blemishes on my near perfect record."
"Self-High Five" is heard over the pa system and DDP's old music plays. An out of shape man stumbles out into the aisle and down to the ring.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dad?
Rally Jackson: "In my very first match I jobbed to Sabelia Hotta. That's a known fact. A fluke, yes, but I saw she had talent so I took her under my wings and trained her to be one of the greatest women wrestlers ever. In fact, she is not allowed in the Hardkore Women's division for fear that she might end one of their lives. She has since taken a job at Hooter's.... working as a cook.
ANYWAY... my second ever professional wrestling match was another loss. Yeah that's right. Rally started out 0-2. Sorry we can't all be like Cobryn and have our first twelve matches against guys that can't spell their names.
"Diamond Guy" Jerry Dreamer he called himself. A cross between DDP and Tommy Dreamer. He was the type that notified the president that he was quitting if he were to lose. He did that with me. It was my second match. I just wanted to compete. So I jobbed to this hack. It's payback."
Phil Blauer: I think it's really healthy how Rally's confronting his demons like this.
Diamond Guy: "I ain't fighting unless they book me to beat you."
Rally Jackson: "Oh yeah sure buddy."
Rally beats Diamon Guy over the head with the mic, Angle Invitational style as the bell rings. Rally leaps to the top and lands on his opponent with a tumble weed for the pin.
Rally Jackson: "Get this piece out of my ring. That felt good."
"Block Rocki..."
Rally Jackson: ::interrupting:: Oh I ain't done by a long shot. I have many losses I need to avenge and it's going down TONIGHT. Cyrus Williams isn't the only guy without talent that holds victories over me. I want to get into title contention and this is the only way."
Generic "Hitman" music kicks in over the pa system and a very old school looking wrestler makes his way down to the ring.
Rally Jackson: "The attitude era of professional wrestling was just beginning so the "Stone Cold" Wrestling Federation started up. I competed. The fed was a joke, but I do admit to participating. I had a pretty good win/loss record.
Except they set me up with "Hitman" John Parks. The man was hyped through the roofin that promotion. He was SCWF's shooter, but squashed all of his opponents with his technical prowess. Until he met me. I gave him the first long match of his career, but it was a glorified squash. Who was I? An upper carder, but I fought a guy who was built as their second coming. I had no chance. 'Cept the guy was awful in the ring and his promos were atrocious. The one good thing that came out of my loss to him was the Drunk Funk character. Yes, my commentator for Hardkore Lucha Libre originally appeared in a bad John Parks promo tapping out to a sharpshooter poolside. It's true. Oh it's true."
::Parks just shrugs his shoulders::
Rally Jackson: "Well get in here, big boy. Let's see what you've got."
Parks hits the ring as the bell rings and shoots on Jackson. Rally sprawls. A total MMA style match. Parks goes for the double leg again, but Jackson sprawls big time showing he was way to kick. A third shoot by Parks leads to a huge knee right to the face. A stunned Parks stands there as Jackson nails a high kick to the jaw knocking him unconscious. The ref steps in and calls the fight.
Rally Jackson: ::wiping the little bit of sweat off of him:: "Let's bring out the next contestant."
Guillermo O'Bannon: This is getting kind of freaky.
Phil Blauer: I saw all these guys standing around backstage. I just thought they were here to wear Lucifer Jones masks, take the ring down, or hold Hunglestien & Syberus back during a locker room brawl.
No music plays and what looks to be a bodybuilder makes his way through the curtains.
Rally Jackson: "The promotion was UWW and the wrestler was Powerhouse Nelson. I actually held the booking sheets in this promotion. I was one of those naive guys with a bleeding heart who wanted to do what was best for the company. Morale was down. I was the only guy who seemed to care. So I gave Nelson a countout victory over yours truly hoping that would jumpstart his career. I mean, present day he looks to have juiced more than Andrew Karnage, but he did absolutely nothing with the job I did for him."
::opens to the ropes for Nelson::
Rally Jackson: "C'mon Powerhouse. I'm going to take the masterlock challenge."
Powerhouse Nelson's big huge arms go under Jackson's shoulders and he locks on a full nelson. Jackson mulekicks Nelson in the groin and rolls him up for the pin.
Rally Jackson: "Want to complain about quick matches? You try to work with that stiff in a ten minute match."
Two big huge guys step through entrance area.
Rally Jackson: "I never lost to the Deimos or the RWO. After some incriminating photos made their way to the FBI, I was banned from most state athletic commissions for a good three months. I eventually cleared my name when they found out said photos were actually of my lookalike, some Eddy Gordo. Anywho, I had already advertised dates and instead of cancelling the matches they had some other Brazilian posing as me to do jobs to these two.
Now RWO is a cool cat. It stands for the Real World Order and we have since spoken since the incident. We worked in FWWF together and I always asked for the opportunity for him to return the job, but he refused. It's my turn.
Deimos, on the other hand, was the poster boy for everything that was wrong with professional wrestling in 1998. He was supposed to be a devilish character. But when he promoed, he talked like he was from Grape Street in Watts. And he talked and talked and talked, too. And at the end of his promo he would, get this, tell us how long he talked for. I can't stand that. Come on in guys."
RWO and Deimos enter the ring and Rally does some real capoeira stuff sending them both to the mat. He pins them simultaneously.
Rally Jackson: "One of my favorite promotions I ever worked for was EULW. I won three world titles there and the shows were amazing. The talent was amazing. Everything. That's one thing about Hardkore. There's a lot of talent, but there's also a lot of wrestlers like Rising Sun. You didn't have that in EULW. Everyone was at the top of their game. Well although I went on to great things there, I lost my very first match..."
"Jesus Christ Superstar" kicks in over the PA system.
Rally Jackson: "'Superstar' Steve Walker. He didn't just beat me in my debut. He beat me so bad the ref stopped the fight and I couldn't continue. I always wanted to avenge that loss. Instead of a one on one match, the EULW execs allowed me to eliminate him in a battle royal. Gee... thanks. C'mon in, Steve."
Steve Walker hits the ring and runs right at Rally. Rally kicks him in the guts and nails a ganso bomb. He covers him. After two counts, he picks him back up and just starts pounding on his face until it's purple. The ref has to stop the fight.
Phil Blauer: I think this thing is gonna put us over.
Guillermo O'Bannon: How is Rally beating up a bunch of washed up losers gonna get us any credibility?
Phil Blauer: No I think this is gonna put us over by about 5-10 minutes. We might have to cut the steel cage match.
Rally Jackson: "I had one match and one match only in NECW."
A man come out to the entranceway. I always pictured a Glenn Jacobs looking type.
Rally Jackson: "I lost that match in NECW by submission. I wish I had a better ending to that story. NECW was the greatest promotion of all time. I wish I could say I went onto bigger and better things. Their booker, The Boston Strangler Dave Fielding remains a friend to me to this day. Unfortunately, I left the promotion and I heard my homeboy Jeff Manson cleaned house there. But that's a different story for a different time. Let's have at it, Butch."
Butch Thrasher come in and takes Jackson down hard laying in lefts and rights. The resilients guy that he is, Rally slaps on an armbar on Butch's right after Butch lands one of his punches. Butch keels over and taps.
Rally Jackson: "I won my first world title in a promotion called CNWL. I was not a well liked man there. I scored a lot of big victories but toward the end of my title reign everyone started to really gun for me. The late El Loco (no not THAT LOCO, inside joke none of you will get sorry), would recruit men to come fight me. He first tried to get this guy, Manimal, but he tested positive for HIV so we didn't let him near a ring. Then he brought in "Franchise" Chris Douglas who toock a countout victory over me. Douglas, I crap you not, cut promos where he stole tricycles from little kids. He sucked and he was unoriginal.
I lost my world title a month later. A guy that would basically keep a thesaurus in his hand everytime he had an interview. Lame. I think I'll run a gauntlet on these two."
Douglas and Guru come through the audience as they had to purchase tickets to be here. They came together wearing their Burger King outfits as they work together and have just gotten out. Douglas comes in first and Rally nails him over the head with a tricycle... hard. He covers for the pin.
Guillermo O'Bannon: How many more feds does he have to go?
Rally Jackson: "If you would stop and listen for a second you can hear a young girl thanking me right now for that."
Guru is next. This is a huge standoff. They stare each other down and Rally looks at Guru about as pissed off about jobbing to him as he was for the four times he lost to Cyrus combined. Rally pulls Guru's Burger King shirt over his face and rolls him up in a small cradle.
Rally Jackson: "Alright WHO'S NEXT??? Seriously, I can go all night. This is an open challenge right now. I've avenged all my past losses. Now it's time for me to move on. Gimme someone on the Hardkore roster. I'm ready to move up the ranks tonight."
A voice is heard on the speakers.
Voice: "ARE YOU SURE YOU AVENGED ALL YOUR LOSSES??????"
Rally Jackson: "Cyrus, is that you? BRING IT!!"
"Why Can't We Be Friends" comes in over the pa system. Paco Sanchez bursts through the curtains and the audience ERUPTS. Paco makes in halfway down the aisle when "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot begins to play. Rated X bolts down the aisle. When he gets to Sanchez, he just clobbers him with a chair sending him reeling.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's not Cyrus, that's Rated X! He looks like he's shit tired of seeing Rally get his rocks off beating up old sports entertainers.
Rally Jackson: "Oh I've been looking forward to this for a LONG time. You have ducked me since Hardkore Helloween. I wouldn't be surprised if the damn promotion closed before that event just so you wouldn't have to face me. Hardkore reopened and you disappeared. You waited until I faded out and you came back. Why now? Why the sudden change of heart?"
Rated X: "Rally, how many times do I have to skull fuck you before you stop calling yourself a virgin? I came back because Hardkore World and the sport itself, needed me. Even if you don't know it, Rally. You need me. You need me like Bugs needs Elmer, and GW needs the Arabs. You need me to explain why your out here making fake matches for yourself while I'm wrestling at the top of the card. You need me so that people remember why they watched you in the first place. They knew that one day, they'd have a lot of fun watching you get hurt by me.
Rally Jackson: "Oh yeah? I'd love to fight you. See who really is the best. C'mon in boy. See who really is the best tonight. The greatest wrestler in Hardkore World history."
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson and X lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up and I guess we have an impromptu match!
Ron Reid runs down to the ring and signals for the bell. Rated X sends Rally to the ropes and takes him over with a vicious clothesline
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson's boy Tito runs in and low blows Rated X from behind. Rally gets up and tackles Rated X over with a swinging neckbreaker!
Phil Blauer: The irony!
The Albuquerque fans boo. Rally goes to the top and attempts that tumble weed again but there is no water in the pool!! The University Arena erupts
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X gets up and starts pulling out Rally's dreadlocks with his barehands as he lays fists into his face! Tito comes back in and hits X with a weak clothesline.
Phil Blauer: X no-sells it!
Rated X just grabs Tito and nonchalantly tosses him outside and into the guardrail. X then lays Rally down and starts stepping on his face. His entire body weight is on Jackson's face
Guillermo O'Bannon: I believe that's Toshin hits the ring and chokeslams Rated X!!
Phil Blauer: Who the hell is that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: God, it's on the tip of my tongue. He was a barefoot guy from Rally's Tiger's Den. Wrestled in Hardkore Far East I think...God, it's right there, I just can't...
Toshin exits. Rally slowly makes it to his feet and sets X up for a piledriver
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X reverses it into a backdrop! He picks up his X Chair clobbers Rally in the face with a it!!
Trevor Redding comes down and delivers a brainbuster on Rated X onto The X Chair!! The fans boo as X keels over and Trevor exits
Phil Blauer: What the hell??
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, I remember him. This was the guy from The Tiger's Den that Rally sent to dominate Hardkore Dane County...wait, Rally grabs a bleeding X and tries to unmask him!
Phil Blauer: Oh wait, Boone and me have a bet on this! (praying) Please be Boris Zukoff, please, oh, please, oh, please be Boris Zukoff!
Rated X comes to and grabs Rally by the throat with both hands and tosses him into the corner. He starts stomping a mudhole in him until Tito finally comes back in
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs Tito and tosses him out into the audience!
Phil Blauer: Hopefully never to be heard from for a very long time.
Guillermo O'Bannon: X grabs that bag from underneath the ring and sets it up on the chair.
Phil Blauer: Looks like Kilroy gets a reprieve from the dog shit!
Rated X lights up a steaming pile of dogshit and tornado DDT's Rally onto it!! The audience erupts and chants "RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!!" X rolls him over and makes the nonchalant cover
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pins Rally Jackson in an impromptu match here tonight!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 4 minutes 4 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...RATED X!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: X then picks an unconscious, shitfaced, Jackson up and tears his gui off leaving him in his underwear!
Phil Blauer: Yikes, even his banana hammock is tiger striped!
Rated X throws the gui onto the flaming pile. He sets a chair up on the outside
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X not done. He pulls Rally out to the apron and then piledrives Rally off the apron onto the chair!!!
Phil Blauer: Rally's neck has nowhere to go but broke!
The Albuquerque fans chant "RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!!" Mike Peters begins to throw up the X sign for help, but no one comes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally gets no help.
Phil Blauer: Maybe they thought he was a Rated X fan. Maybe nobody cared about a three time former world champion.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Maybe?
Rated X holds his Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship up in the air and then grabs the microphone
Rated X: "You see that shit, Kilroy? That's you, fatboy, in about an hour and a half or however long it takes to finish all this filler before our match. Better get used to the new name, 'Tigerheart' Kilroy Evans!"
X tosses down the mic as Rally begins going into convulsions as Hardkore America in Albuquerque cuts to a commercial.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is a match between two newcomers to the West Coast but certainly no stranger to a wrestling ring. At CWE vs. EAW Civil War, Shanna Frost lost to the CWE Women's Champion, Jane Tyrra. However, EAW won more matches, including the War Games Match at the end. Therefore, due to an agreement by both feds beforehand, CWE was closed down forever. Now she's here looking to settle the score with Jane Tyrra. In fact, she has already signed a "I Respect You Match" for our next show in Phoenix. But first in her way is Jaclyn Frost, the manager of the new tag team here in Hardkore America, The Kindred.
"#1" by Nelly hits the speakers and Shanna walks out. She shows off her body but the University Arena boos her. Shanna enters the ring and shows off her hot body again, but to no avail as the crowd still sends wave after wave of boos toward her
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Albuquerque fans seem well aware of who Shanna and don't appreciate her trying to use her looks to get over.
Phil Blauer: Fags. Either way, she is EAW Women's Champion and commands respect.
Yolanda Ando: Shanna wears a white bikini and a white thong with a blue skirt on over the thong. The EAW Women's Title is around her waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Austin, Texas; Standing 5 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 162 pounds; She is The Current EAW Women's Champion...SHANNA!!!"
The crowd boos. The arena darkens as "Frost Bite" by Winter's Night hits. Blue lights come up as snow appears to be falling. Jaclyn Frost walks out alongside her Kindred partners. She gets on the apron, climbs the turnbuckle, and raises his arms. She hops into the ring as the Kindred clap for her. The fans give her a slightly warmer response
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost trying to have her Hardkore debut be a little more successful after her team was defeated in theirs.
Yolanda Ando: Frost wearing a medium-length light blue skirt and a white short-sleeve t-shirt.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent, from Lowell, Massachusetts; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 175 pounds...JACLYN FROST!!!"
The Albuquerque fans give her a quiet round of applause. Ron Reid signals for the bell and the match begins. Frost and Shanna lock up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frost gets the advantage with an armbar. Frost rachets up on her arm, wrenching her shoulder.
Frost clamps down on her arm, but Shanna scoops her up and gives her a backbreaker. Shanna goes for a suplex, but Jaclyn blocks it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost counters with a textbook suplex. She irish whips Shanna into the turnbuckles. Frost rams her shoulder into Shanna's gut a few times.
Shanna pops her in the face with a kneelift. She front facelocks her and climbs to the second turnbuckles. Shanna jumps off with a tornado DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna irish whips Jaclyn Frost into the ropes and clotheslines her. Frost rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. Jaclyn picks her up and twists her around into a corkscrew neckbreaker.
Frost applies an STF. She pulls up on Shanna's head, trying to break her neck. Jaclyn Frost clamps down on her windpipe, trying to choke the EAW Champion out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna crawls over and grabs the bottom rope, and Ron Reid forces her to break up the STF. Shanna pulls herself up along the ropes, and catches a chick kick to the temple by Jaclyn Frost!
Frost irish whips Shanna to the ropes but Shanna comes back with a high crossbody
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jaclyn Frost kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna grabs her by the legs and turns her over into a boston crab. She plants her feet and sits low on Frost's back.
Christian Sain and Mr. Psycho pound on the apron, trying to root Jaclyn on. Shanna pulls back on Frost's legs as Reid checks in to see if she wants to tap out. Shanna releases her legs and climbs up to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna jumps off the top with a missle dropkick that catches Jaclyn Frost right on the button!
Shanna irish whips Frost into the ropes. She goes for a huracanrana, but Jaclyn Frost catches her legs and powerbombs her! Shanna sits up and clutches the back of her head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost drops her on her knee with a backbreaker. She waistlocks her and german suplexes her!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Shanna gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frost inverted facelocks her and then spins around into a reverse twist of fate!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Shanna kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frost sits Shanna on the top turnbuckle, and then climbs up to the second rope. She pulls her up into a superbomb, but Shanna reverses it into a huracanrana off the top rope!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jaclyn Frost kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna irish whips Frost into the ropes and catches her with a sidewalk slam!
Shanna climbs to the top turnbuckle and then crashes down on her chest with a elbow drop!! She makes the cover
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jaclyn Frost kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna double underhook DDTs Frost! She climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Mr. Psycho jumps up on the apron and grabs her leg. Psycho crotches Shanna on the turnbuckle!
The Albuquerque fans boo. Jaclyn Frost climbs to the second turnbuckle and superplexes her
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frost goes for a suplex, but Shanna blocks it. She counters with a snap suplex. Shanna climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a moonsault, but Frost puts her knees up into her chest!!
Jaclyn Frost double underhooks her arms and drives Shanna's face into the mat with a pedigree
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frosty!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Shanna kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frost applies a crippler crossface! She links her fingers together and pull up on Shanna's face & arm. Shanna screams out in agony, as Frost leans back on the crossface. Shanna rolls her over into a cradle!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Jaclyn Frost releases the crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna whacks Frost in the face with a spinning heel kick! She waits for Frost to get to her feet, and then catches her in the guts with a spear!
The crowd jeers and boos this slow paced match. Shanna goes to punch her, but Frost ducks and back suplexes her. She steps through Shanna' legs and turns her over into a sharphooter
Guillermo O'Bannon: Frost sits back on her twisted legs, bending her spine. Ron Reid asks her if she wants to submit, but she refuses. She crawls over towards the ropes, but Frost sits down and plants herself in the middle of the ring.
Jaclyn Frost butterflies her arms and double underhook DDTs her face into the mat! The audience boos again with some "boring" chants start up. Frost climbs up to the top turnbuckle, but Shanna grabs the bottom rope and flips up & back over with a stratusphere huracanrana! That gets some applause
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna hits a stunner and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. Shanna drops a big leg across the face of Frost!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jaclyn Frost kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna scoops Frost up, but Jaclyn falls behind her in an inverted facelock. She drops Frost into a reverse DDT! She pulls her back up with the inverted facelock, and whips her around into a coolbreaker called Touch of Frost!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Shanna kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost drops Shanna on her head with a brainbuster! She then drills her back into an STO!
Frost irish whips Shanna into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop, but Shanna drills her head into the mat with an implant DDT! She climbs to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna moonsaults Frost!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jaclyn Frost kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna headlocks her and runs up the ropes into a swinging bulldog! She butterflies her up into a double underhook powerbombs but Jaclyn Frost takes her over in a huracanrana!
Christian Sain runs down to the ring and pours some white powder on Frost's hand
Phil Blauer: Hey!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho distracts Ron Reid and Frost blows that powder into Shanna's eyes!
Phil Blauer: That's not how you do it! You rub it on your gums!
Shanna staggers around blinded and walks right into a widows peak by Jaclyn Frost
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaclyn Frost nails her Blizzard and Mr. Psycho alerts the ref of the cover!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
The fans boo. "Frost Bite" by Winter's Night plays and The Kindred both take a wrist of Jaclyn Frost's raise her arms
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes and 11 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...JACLYN FROST!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: With the help of her tag team, The Kindred, Jaclyn Frost steals one.
Phil Blauer: A wins a win.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Things didn't go Shanna's way tonight but she still has that big I Respect You Match with Jane Tyrra in Phoenix. And if Tyrra wins the belt off of Tamara Sanchez later on tonight, it could be for the Hardkore World Women's Championship.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, we're back fans. We're waiting on Anjanette's introduction for a dream match that many fans have been wanting to see for years. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner is a five time Hardkore World Women's Champion. She started her career back in 1997 in the National Wrestling Council. The second match of her Hardkore career, she defeated Ms. Alexandria Macabre for her first championship. She went on to have a legendary feud with Makoto Jupiter where they traded the belt a few times, before she retired in 2001. She returned in 2004, when she won two championships from Horror Girl & Tamara Sanchez. Yuku Shiro is one of the biggest free agents Hardkore World has ever signed in it's 19 year history. Her list of championships is awe-inspiring. She is a three time SWA/UWN World Heavyweight Champion, Divas Unleashed Champion, SCW Heavyweight Champion, SWA/UWN American Champion, Divas Unleashed Stripped Champion, IEW Solid Steel Champion, a two time SWA World Tag Champion, Divas Unleashed Tag Team Champion, a two time IEW Tag Champion, CWU Tag Champion, JCWF Tag Champion, SCW Women's Champion, IEW Featherweight Champion, CWU Featherweight Champion, and CWU Blue Collar Champion. She now comes to Hardkore World looking to statisfy her lust for top athletic competition, and add the oldest Women's title in the industry to her collection.
Phil Blauer: That sure is alot of titles but everyone knows the real litmus test for wrestling careers is Diva of the Month awards.
Guillermo O'Bannon: She's got two, July and August of 2004.
Phil Blauer: Fine. But I would like to challenge her, here and now to put her CWU Blue Collar Championship on the line against my White Collar Championship. I beat Rupert Murdoch half to death for this thing.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Within months of entering the all-female wrestling company Divas Unleashed, Yuku Shiro captured her first title, the DU Stripped title, which is the second highest title within the DU. Later on she would capture the Divas Unleashed Tag titles with her now wife Tara Lee Shiro. She would eventually lose the Stripped title, but would go on to dominate the DU Tag division for almost half a year as Tag Champions...
Phil Blauer: Wait...wife?!?! She has a wife?? That is an abomination! If she thinks she's moving next to me and my mail order bride they have another thing coming. My property value is gonna go down!
Yolanda Ando: You rent an apartment, Phil.
Phil Blauer: I don't want lesbiosexuals teaching my kids...
Guillermo O'Bannon: You don't have any kids.
Phil Blauer: That I know of. (chuckles) I don't want them writing my laws....
Guillermo O'Bannon: You don't vote and aren't lawbiding.
Phil Blauer: And I definately don't want them wrestling in my rings. In buckets of mud, maybe, prison, definately, but the squared circle, no phlippin' way.
Yolanda Ando: Luckily no one cares what you think.
Phil Blauer: People care, they just don't talk about it. Like the music of Robbie Williams or that show after "Scrubs".
"Warning" by The Notorious B.I.G. plays and the Albuquerque fans cheer. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner steps out with her hands in the air, slapping the fans' hands that strain over the guardrail
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette lost her Hardkore World Women's Championship to her nemesis Tamara Sanchez in a ladder match at Palm Springs Punishment 2006. She's looking to dispatch of Yuku Shiro and get back into the title hunt.
Yolanda Ando: Anjanette Turner wearing a very form fitting laser red two piece bathing suit, red boots, hair in a fish tail braid.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Now residing in Las Vegas, Nevada; Standing 5 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 130 pounds...'SEXY' ANJANETTE TURNER!!!"
The Albuquerque fans cheer as Turner pumps them up on the second turnbuckle.
Phil Blauer: I once tried to talk Anj into pumping me up. She kicked me in the balls instead. It was almost as good.
The audience roars as she loosens up in the corner. Ron Reid signals for the bell. Anjanette Turner goes to kick her, but Yuku catches her foot. Shiro nails Turner with a reverse roundhouse kick to the head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro irish whips Anjanette Turner into the ropes. She goes for a huracanrana, but Turner catches her by the legs and drops her in a powerbomb!
Anjanette Turner hangs onto her arms and legs and lifts her up for a second powerbomb! Sexy Anj pulls her up for a third, but Shiro punches her. She flips her into a huracanrana
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro steps through the ropes out onto the apron. She slingshots herself onto the middle of the top rope. Shiro springboards off and bulldogs Turner's face into the mat!
Yuku Shiro goes for a suplex but Anjanette wraps her calf around Shiro's to block it. Anjanette Turner reverses with a falcon arrow
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Yuku Shiro gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner wraps Shiro's legs up, and turns her over in a scorpion deathlock. She bridges back and catches Yuku by the head with a reverse chinlock.
Phil Blauer: Shiro is nearly bent in half!
Ron Reid checks in to see if Shiro wants to submit, but Yuku shakes her head. Anjanette Turner pulls Shiro's feet down towards her head. Yuku crawls over and grabs the bottom rope, and Ron Reid forces Turner to break the bridging scorpion deathlock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro gets to her feet and goes to kick her, but Anjanette catches her foot. Shiro backflips into a kick underneath Turner's chin! Shiro settles in and applies a dragon sleeper.
Turner struggles her way to her feet, but Shiro springboards off the second rope and somersaults over into a diamond dust stunner! The audience applauds and Shiro waits for her to get up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro gets a running start and catches her with a tornado DDT! She pulls Turner up by her french braid, but Anj ducks under a right hand. She drops Shiro on the back of her head with a backdrop driver! She handsprings into a moonsault splash!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Shiro to get to her feet. She jumps off and catches Shiro with a hart attack clothesline!
The Albuquerque fans cheer. Anjanette Turner irish whips Shiro into the ropes and lifts her up into a flapjack, but Shiro dropkicks out of it. The audience applauds Yuku Shiro's counter
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro runs and hops onto the middle of the top rope. She turns around and springboard legdrops Turner!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku kicks Turner in the ribs, hits a jumping roundhouse kick, and levels her with a leg sweep! Yuku grabs Turner's hair from behind, jumps backwards pulling her with her, and slams the back of her head into the mat with a reverse X factor!
Yuku Shiro climbs up to the top turnbuckle, but Anajette shakes the ropes and crotches her on the turnbuckle. She steps up onto the second rope and gut wrench superplexes her! The Unversity Arena cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner lifts Shiro up into a human torture rack. She spins Shiro around into a jumping ganso bomb!!
The fans pop as Yuku clutches the back of her head. Turner lifts her up into an electric chair and then bends her back over her back in a gory special backbreaker. Turner walks into the center of the ring and drops down to her knees with a gory driver
Phil Blauer: Yuku's neck had nowhere to go but broken!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette climbs to the top turnbuckle and then backflips into a gorgeous moonsault!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro gets to her feet and goes to kick her but Turner catches her by the boot. Yuku swings around into an enzuigiri kick that knocks Turner over the ropes to the floor below!
Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off with a twisting moonsault, but Turner avoids and Yuku smacks the steel guardrail!! The audience lets out a collective "OH!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner climbs back in and gets on the top turnbuckle. She jumps off and catches Yuku Shiro with a helicopter rana on the floor!!
The Albuquerque fans chant "SEXY ANJ!! SEXY ANJ!! SEXY ANJ!! SEXY ANJ!! SEXY ANJ!!" Turner pulls her up into a t-bone, but Yuku Shiro elbows her way out of it. She smashes Anj's face into the guardrail! Shiro leans Turner against the railing and climbs up to the apron
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro hops onto the middle of the second rope and backflips into an asai moonsault that takes her and Turner over the railing!!
The University Arena erupts and the audience rocks the house with cheers. Yuku Shiro pulls a table out from underneath the ring and sets it up in the ringside area. She lies Anjanette on top of it and then climbs back into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press onto Anjanette through the table!!
The audience changes their tune and starts chanting "YU-KU!! YU-KU!! YU-KU!! YU-KU!! YU-KU!!" Shiro rolls Anjanette Turner back into the ring and climbs up to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro leaps off with a huracanrana, but Anj catches her by the legs and powerbombs her hard into the mat!! She cradles her legs!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner chicken wings both of Yuku's arms behind her and then double hammerlock suplexes her with a bridge!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Yuku rolls onto her feet)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner irish whips Yuku Shiro into the ropes, and backdrops her, but Shiro catches her by the head and brings her back down into a harsh DDT!!
The impact bounces Turner up to her knees and back down to her face. The fans applaud. Yuku Shiro climbs up to the top turnbuckle and somersaults into a senton! Turner sits up, clutching her stomach
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro hops onto middle of the top rope, and leaps off with a springboard hart attack clothesline!
The fans cheer. Yuku Shiro front facelocks Turner and climbs up to the second rope. She jumps off into a tornado DDT, but Anj spinebusters her! She scoops Shiro up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner drills Shiro's head into the mat with a corkscrew tombstone! She gut wrenches her up into a jumping tigerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro claps her legs together on Turner's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sexy Anj applies kataha-jime choke and starts spinning her round & round! Shiro's legs leave the ground as Turner spins her around in the tazmission.
Ron Reid tries to ask Shiro if she wants to submit but Turner's spinning her too fast. Shiro finally finds her feet and runs backwards into the turnbuckles, squashing Anjanette
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro atomic drops Anjanette on the top turnbuckle facing the audience. She climbs to the second rope and applies an inverted facelock. Shiro flips her over into a reverse superplex!
Anjanette rolls around clutching her chest. Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle and then somersaults into a leg drop across Turner's throat!! She makes the cover
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro applies a dragon sleeper with a body scissors. The Dragon Killer! Shiro pulls back on her head and neck, constricting her breathing with those powerful legs around her waist.
Ron Reid asks Anjanette if she wants to tap out but she refuses. Shiro clamps down on her kidneys with the body vice, while leaning back on Turner's head. Yuku then releases it and jumps onto the middle of the top rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro drills Turner's head into the mat with a springboard tornado DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku climbs up to the top turnbuckles but before she can hit a moonsault, Turner climbs up behind her and drops back with a german superplex!!
The crowd cheers and Anjanette Turner steps on the back of both Shiro's knees and bridges her back into an inverted surfboard with a chinlock. She bounces Shiro's knees with her powerful calves
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid again checks in with Yuku Shiro to see if she wants to give it up, but Shiro valiantly hanging on. Turner pulls back down on Yuku's head, trying to injure her back. Turner releases the inverted surfboard. She pulls Shiro up into an inverted facelock and then twists her around into a test drive!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner butterflies Shiro's arms and double underhooks her up into a running michinoku driver I!!
Anjanette Turner goes for a moonsault but Shiro pushes her and crotches her on the top turnbuckle steel cable, hook, facing the audience. Shiro gets behind her and lifts her up into a burning hammer off the second turnbuckle!! The crowd erupts and chants "YU-KU!! YU-KU!! YU-KU!! YU-KU!! YU-KU!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Burning God fist Hammer!!
Phil Blauer: He's speaking in tongues!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Anjanette Turner gets her foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Turner runs up the turnbuckles and meets her at the top. She double overhook belly to belly superplexes Yuku!
The crowd starts a dueling chant of "Let's Go Yuku! Let's Turner! Let's Go Yuku! Let's Turner! Let's Go Yuku! Let's Turner!" Anjanette Turner irish whips Shiro into the ropes but she comes back with a backflip dropkick
Phil Blauer: The Hardkore fans have certainly been won over by the Iron Asian Beauty.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off with a 450 splash!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro up on the top again, and front flips into a leg drop but Turner rolls out of the way! She flips Yuku onto her face with a slingshot german suplex!
The Albuquerque audience applauds that move. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner applies a standing kataha-jime on Yuku Shiro. She clamps down on Shiro's throat while applying pressure to the back of her neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro gets to the ropes, and Ron Reid demands that Turner break the kataha-jime, but Turner drops her back into a russian legsweep and uses the momentum to roll on top of her for a pin!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner irish whips Shiro into the turnbuckles but Yuku puts the breaks on by catching herself with her hands. She catches Anjanette coming in with a jumping spinning round house kick!
Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckles and flips over Turner with a blockbuster neckbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: She calls that The Northern Light Smash!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro back up there on the turnbuckle...
Phil Blauer: She's up there so much we should charge her rent and deposit.
Guillermo O'Bannon: She backflips into a 540 DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner ducks under a right hand and counters with a sambo suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner climbs up to the second rope with an inverted facelock, she hops off with a reverse tornado DDT called The Turner Tornado!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Yuku Shiro gets her shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: Shiro kicked out of The Turner Tornado!
Guillermo O'Bannon: That move won her the Hardkore World Women's Championship at The Cow Palace back in 1998 when she battled "Triple C" Justina America in San Francisco. Anjanette half nelsons Shiro and drops her on her head with a t-bone suplex!
Turner fireman's carries Yuku Shiro up on her shoulders and sits her on the top turnbuckles. She climbs up to the second turnbuckle, but Shiro cracks her with a forearm to the jaw. She pushes Turner to the mat below
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro catches Anjanette in the guts with an amazing Diving Dragon spear off the top turnbuckle!!
The crowd roars, as Turner rolls around clutching her stomach. Shiro runs and hops onto the middle of the top rope. She backflips into a springboard moonsault
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro attempts to irish whip Anjanette, but she reverses it and sends Shiro into the ropes. Yuku asai moonsault body presses Turner!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku locks Turner in a dragon sleeper from behind, and then hoists her into a reverse vertical suplex position. She then cradles the leg closest to her, and kicks her legs out from underneath her driving Anjanette's head straight down into the Life Hammer!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Invincible" by Pat Benatar plays and the audience applauds both woman's outstanding performance. Yuku Shiro raises her arm, exhausted
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 34 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...YUKU SHIRO!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro, a member of the celebrated Shiro clan, uses the move said to cut your life span in half, the Life Hammer. She can thank it for getting her a title shot against Tamara Sanchez in Phoenix, Arizona next month.
Open up on the steel cage being lowered onto the ring as the ring crew puts the finishing touches on it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is a big steel cage elimination to decide Paul Soutter's next West Coast opponent...
Phil Blauer: Provided he gets through Ryan Champion.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Obviously. Five of these guys are looking to make a big impact tonight. If they win this match, it'll be their first shot at some Hardkore gold, and what better way to make an impact than be the one calling the shots?
“If You Want Blood (You Got It)” by AC/DC hits as Mark Evans walks out from behind the curtain with a mic. The Albuerque crowd cheers as Evans raises his right arm in acknowledgement, then raises the mic up with his left hand and starts to lip-synch the song
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hmm.
Phil Blauer: What do you know about this guy, Guillermo?
Guillermo O'Bannon: He's a former UPW World Tag Team Champion, and he seems to like AC/DC.
"Big" Mark Evans gets into the cage and raises his arms
Yolanda Ando: Mark Evans wears long red tights with the straps coming up over each shoulder.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is an Elimination Steel Cage Match. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Salisbury, Maryland; Standing an amazing 7 feet tall; Weighing 255 pounds; He is One Half of the UPW World Tag Team Champion...'BIG' MARK EVANS!!!"
The fans give him a round of applause. Then "I Hate Everything About You" by 3 Days Grace hits as Johnny Parker walks down to the ring, recieving a mixed reaction from the crowd. He climbs into the cage and raises his arms
Phil Blauer: What do you know about this guy?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Even less.
Yolanda Ando: Johnny Parker wears long blue jeans and a gold tanktop.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Miami, Florida; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 240 pounds...JOHNNY PARKER!!!"
"Haunted" by Evanescence plays as the lights go out. Purple lights come up as 13 walks out, a cloak hiding his face. He has the UPW Tag Title over his left shoulder and the UPW Hardcore Title on his right shoulder. He walks up the steel steps and raises his arms. The lights come back on as smoke comes out of the turnbuckle posts. He enters the cage and raises his arms. He has three fingers up. Then, he removes the cloak and sits in a corner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Now this guy I know something about. "The Unlucky One" 13 is obviously the current UPW Tag Team Champion with Big Mark Evans and UPW Hardcore Champion. And a former UPW World Heavyweight Champion, UPW Fuck The World Champion, UCW True Champion, and the Leader of the Cult of Bad Luck.
Phil Blauer: I like this The Unlucky 113. He's what the kids like today. He's dark, but not without...
Guillermo O'Bannon: He's "The Unlucky One" 13.
Phil Blauer: That's what I said. The Unlucky 113.
Guillermo O'Bannon: You have to take a breath. "The Unlucky One" 13.
Phil Blauer: The Unlucky (sighs) 113.
Yolanda Ando: 13 wears long black jeans and a black tanktop. To the ring 13 wears a long black cloak with the hood covering his face. The UPW Tag Title is on his left shoulder and the UPW Hardcore Title is on his right shoulder.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From The Darkest Shadows of New York City; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 200 pounds; He is The Current UPW Hardore Champion and One Half of the UPW World Tag Team Champions...'THE UNLUCKY ONE' 13!!!"
"Welcome 2 Detroit" By Tricky feat. Eminem starts up and the fans boo. Meister walks out with Jane Tyrra, and then puts up two middle fingers to the jeering New Mexico crowd
Guillermo O'Bannon: Meister was the first ever USWF World Heavyweight Champion, USWF X-Treme Champion, as well as the first ever UPW Hardcore Champion, the title "The Unlucky One" 13 currently holds. He lost that USWF X-Treme Title to a masked man due to the 24/7 rule with the belt. The masked man turned out to be a man named Ghost, who was buried alive many PPV's ago by Miester's partner Fire Cracker. Ghost also cost Miester his second round match in a WHC #1 Contender's tournament to Nightcrawler, and cost him a tag match in which he and "Big Money" Mark Philip lost to Karnage and Jake Jameson of the Revolution.
Phil Blauer: Ah. Fire Cracker?
Yolanda Ando: Miester wears green & brown army pants. His wrist is taped up. His left arm has an arm sleeve. He's also sporting a custom-made Toronto Blue Jays army camo baseball cap. He is also wearing an L.A. Lakers basketball jersey.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Accompanied to the ring by his manager, Jane Tyrra; Originally from Toronto, now residing in Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 230 pounds...MIESTER!!!"
The Albuquerque crowd boos. Then music starts up from the King Kong Soundtrack, mixed with good old country rap plays in the background. Bad Boy King Kong walks out with the Microshocker, who carries Mr. Computer in his hands. The trio makes their way strutting down into the cage
Guillermo O'Bannon: This guy is the most seasoned wrestler in this match. Bad Boy King Kong has been wrestling since 2000. He's been The Microshocker's bodyguard and muscle for six years and is looking for his first singles title.
Yolanda Ando: Bad Boy King Kong wears really tight jeans and a black sleeveless shirt.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: And finally, accompanied to the ring by The Microshocker; From The Smokey Mountains; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 451 pounds...BAD BOY KING KONG!!!"
The fans boo and jeer. Ron Reid signals for the bell as Mike Peters locks the steel cage door. Big Mark Evans atomic drops Miester facefirst into the steel cage
Phil Blauer: Miester staggers back, already busted open, and Evans' partner The Unlucky 113 pops him with a superkick!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil it's...nevermind. "The Unlucky One" 13 turns around into a leg lariot by Johnny Parker. Bad Boy King Kong lays into Big Mark Evans' chest with several knife edge chops. Miester moves in and drills Evans' face into the mat with an X factor!
Evans gets to his feet as Johnny Parker rushes him, and Evans nearly takes his head off with a big boot to the face! The fans cheer
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans scoops Miester up and drops down into a shoulderbreaker and "The Unlucky One" 13 applies a crippler crossface to his arm. A bleeding Miester cries out in pain as 13 links his fingers together and pulls up on his head & arm.
Johnny Parker kicks Bad Boy King Kong in the stomach and DDTs his head into the mat! Ron Reid checks in on Miester to see if he wants to submit to 13's crippler crossface. 13 releases it and applies a fujiwara armbar to the same arm
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 yanks up on Miester's aching arm, while Johnny Parker irish whips Mark Evans into the ropes. Parker catches him in the chest with a bicycle kick!
Ron Reid checks in to see if Miester wants to tap out to the armbar, but he shakes his head no. Bad Boy King Kong punches 13 to break up the fujiwara armbar. Kong scoops 13 up and bodyslams him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong brings 451 pounds worth of legdrop down on The Unlucky One's neck!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...("The Unlucky One" 13 kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong pulls 13 up into a vertical suplex. Miester comes off the second rope with an elbow drop to 13's chest!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...("The Unlucky One" 13 kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester irish whips Big Mark Evans into the ropes and clotheslines him...but Big Mark no-sells it! He headbutts Miester on the cut over his eye, opening it even more.
Big Mark Evans presses Johnny Parker over his head and tosses him facefirst into the cage wall!! Parker slides down the chain mesh with a laceration on his scalp
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans inverted atomic drops Johnny Parker and his partner "The Unlucky One" 13 straightjacket lung blowers his back!
The Albuquerque fans cheer. "The Unlucky One" 13 lifts Meister up in a fireman's carry and then F5's his face into the cage wall!! 13 applies a boston crab
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 pulls back on Miester's legs, bending his spine the wrong way. But Johnny Parker walks up and cracks 13 in his head with a shining wizard kick to the side of the head!
Parker lifts 13 up on his shoulders and runs into the center of the ring and drops him on his head with a death valley driver! He makes the cover
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...("The Unlucky One" 13 kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A busted open Johnny Parker kicks Bad Boy King Kong in the stomach, and then DDTs him! He climbs up to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press but Bad Boy King Kong rolls out of the way!!
Johnny Parker bounces off his chest. Bad Boy King Kong runs off the ropes and earthquake splashes Parker's chest
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Johnny Parker gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong jack knife powerbombs Johnny Parker!! Kong climbs up to the second turnbuckle and comes off with a 451 pound elbow drop!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Johnny Parker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong runs into the ropes and walks right into a Choke-breaker by Big Mark Evans!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 9 minutes 30 seconds; BAD BOY KING KONG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY BIG MARK EVANS!!!"
The crowd cheers as The Microshocker collects Bad Boy King Kong and helps him get through the door of the cage
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 smashes Johnny Parker's face into the mat with an impaler DDT! Johnny Parker rolls out of the way of an elbow drop, and he counters with a gut wrench tigerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...("The Unlucky One" 13 claps his legs together on Parker's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody Miester ducks underneath a superkick by Johnny Parker and drops him with a stunner! "Big" Mark Evans drops a legdrop across Parker's neck and makes the cover!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Johnny Parker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans pulls Parker up and applies a bearhug. He constricts Parker's breathing with those massive arms, as he tries to squeeze the life out of him. He walks over to the cage wall and drops him facefirst into chain mesh!!
Parker is now bleeding even worse, his entire face is covered by a crimson mask. "The Unlucky One" 13 applies a sleeper hold to Parker, clamping down on his windpipe, and squeezing more blood out of the cut over his eye
Phil Blauer: Johnny Parker thrashing like a madman, trying to escape "The Unlucky" 113's sleeper before it's too late.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Meanwhile Miester is standing on the middle of the top rope, using the cage for balance. He leaps off and catches Big Mark Evans in a springboard head scissors takedown!
The Albuquerque fans boo Miester, who wipes some blood out of his eyes and then smiles. "The Unlucky One" 13 continues to wear down Johnny Parker with the sleeper, but then lifts him up in a fireman's carry. He F5's Parker's bloody head into the cage wall
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker walks right into a powerbomb into an X factor by Miester called, what else? The Miester Bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 12 minutes 55 seconds; JOHNNY PARKER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY MIESTER!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yikes. Miester started this match as an elimination match and now it's become a handicap match.
Phil Blauer: He's now in there with the UPW Tag Team Champions, "Big" Mark Evans & "The Unlucky" 113!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The bloody Miester barely has time to stand before Big Mark Evans feeds him some boot with a running kick to the head! "The Unlucky One" 13 applies a camel clutch.
"The Unlucky One" 13 rocks back with Miester's head in his hands. The blood runs down off of Miester's face through his hands. Big Mark Evans stands in front of them and kicks Miester's face in
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 & Evans go to work on Miester's face with that camel clutch. 13 then lets him go and pulls Miester up by the hair and Big Mark Evans chokeslams him from the seven feet in the air!! "The Unlucky One" 13 turns him over into a texas cloverleaf known as The Shallow Grave!
The University Arena cheers as Miester tries to bend him in half. 13 plants his feet and pulls back on Miester's twisted legs. Big Mark Evans comes off the ropes and leg drops the back of his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 irish whips Miester into Big Mark Evans who powerslams him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Miester kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 full nelsons Miester and dragon 13-plexes him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Miester gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 goes for a powerbomb but Miester reverses it into a huracanrana! He kicks Big Mark Evans in the groin, and butterflies his arms. He double underhook DDTs the big man!
The fans boo. Miester runs into the ropes and hops onto the middle of the second rope and backflips into a lionsault on Mark Evans
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(13 stomps the back of Miester's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 lifts Miester up for a vertical suplex! He pulls him up and irish whips Miester into Big Mark Evans who belly to belly suplexes him headfirst into the steel cage!!
The crowd pops. Miester falls between the ropes and the cage wall, looking head dipped in blood. 13 & Evans go over some plans, when Miester pulls himself up by the ropes and climbs to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester leaps off the top rope onto both 13 and Evans with a kamakazi dive!! He gets to his feet and swings at 13 with a clothesline but The Unlucky One gets lucky and ducks. Miester walks right into a swinging lariot by Big Mark Evans!
The fans cheer again. "The Unlucky One" 13 applies an inverted indian deathlock to Miester. 13 leans back on Miester's twisted legs, trying to hyperextend the knee. Blood runs down Miester's face as he does a push up, trying to get out of The 13 Death Lock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans stomps the back of Miester's head while "The Unlucky One" 13 falls back on The 13 Deathlock. He releases it and pulls Miester up. Evans butterflies Miester's arms and lifts him up into a double underhook backbreaker!
Phil Blauer: "Big" Mark Evans and "The Unlucky" 113 have been concentrating alot on Miester's back.
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 applies a cobra clutch on Miester. The first ever USWF World Heavyweight Champion's legs buckle as 13 pulls back on his arm and presses down on his neck.
The crowd cheers, as Miester begins to fade. Ron Reid raises Miester's arm, but he keeps it up. Miester then runs towards the cage and then ducks down, pitching 13 facefirst into the steel cage
Phil Blauer: "The Unlucky" 113 is busted open!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans reels Miester back in and irish whips him into the ropes. Miester comes back with a flying cross body block!
Phil Blauer: He's got the tights!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 56 seconds; BIG MARK EVANS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY MIESTER!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wow! Miester has been enduring the onslaught of a 2 on 1 attack by the UPW Tag Team Champions for five minutes now, and is finally back on solid ground. Miester german suplexes 13, then pulls him up for a second, then bridges the third rolling german suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...("The Unlucky One" 13 rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 ducks under a right hand by Miester and german suplexes him! He hangs on and gives a blood drenched Miester a couple more!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Miester rolls his shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: I think that's the most german suplexes given in one amount of time! "The Unlucky" 113 takes a swing at Miester, but Miester ducks and gives him yet another german suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2......("The Unlucky One" 13 rolls his shoulder up)
The University Arena boos. Miester bounces into the ropes and legdrops 13. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips into a swanton, but Miester rolls out of the way!! The crowd cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 full nelsons Miester and flips forward into a cattle mutilation! Miester is in agony but refuses to submit to Ron Reid.
Jane Tyrra looks concerned on the outside as Miester bleeds down his front. "The Unlucky One" 13 releases the cattle mutilation and pulls him up into a tigerbomb
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Miester claps his legs together on 13's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 front facelocks Miester but he back body drops him. Miester snap suplexes him.
The crowd chants "DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!!" and Miester flips them off. Miester climbs up to the top turnbuckles and the fans continue to chant "DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!!" Miester decides to show them and climbs to the top of the cage
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester backflips off the top of the cage with a beautiful moonsault!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- ("The Unlucky One" 13 kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester motions for Jane Tyrra and she tosses a chair over the cage wall into the ring! But "The Unlucky One" 13 catches it!
Phil Blauer: Chick has an arm.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester superkicks the chair into "The Unlucky One" 13's face!!
The audience boos and starts up a "Fuck You Miester *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Miester *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Miester *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" chant. "The Unlucky One" 13 is now a bloody mess
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester goes for a stunner, but "The Unlucky One" 13 pushes him off into the steel cage! "The Unlucky One" 13 drills his head into the mat with a double underhook brainbuster! 13 applies an STF!
The fans cheer Miester's predictament. "The Unlucky One" 13 pulls up on Miester's head while wrenching his face to the side. 13 clamps down on his throat, cutting off any air to his brain. Miester bleeds down 13's arm. Jane Tyrra shakes the cage trying to wake Miester up
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 rolls it over into a rear naked choke he calls The 13 Chokeout!
Phil Blauer: Why would 113 call it that?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: It's a question for the angels, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 leans back, strangling Miester with his forearm. Ron Reid checking in to see if Miester taps, but he can barely see.
Jane Tyrra cries out words to encouragement, while Miester scratches and claws 13's forearm desperately trying to escape. Miester is able to roll on his side, but 13 reapplies The 13 Chokeout
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester is able to finally crawl over to the ropes, but how much damage has been done? "The Unlucky One" 13 irish whips Miester into the ropes, and goes for a spinebuster, but Miester reverses it into a tornado DDT on that chair!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...("The Unlucky One" 13 kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester tosses 13 into the corner so he's lying against the bottom turnbuckle. He places the chair over 13's face and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off with a dropkick to the chair, smashing it into his face!!
"The Unlucky One" 13 is slumped over the bottom rope, bleeding a pool of blood underneath his face. Miester pulls him into the middle of the ring and powerbombs him!! He cradles his legs
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- ("The Unlucky One" 13 gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester spins 13's leg around and drops down into a figure four leglock. He clamps down on 13's legs, and sits up to increase the pressure.
"The Unlucky One" 13 falls back, clutching both sides of his hair in pain. He sits back up and takes a desperate swat at Miester but misses by a mile. 13 twists and turns until he's able to roll them over! The fans cheer
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 stands a little and bridges back into the haas of pain called Crosswire! He pulls back on Miester's ankle, pointing it towards his head. Miester is in agony!
Phil Blauer: "The Unlucky" 113 has worked down Miester's legs and back the entire match and is trying to cash in right now with the Crosswire.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Well, Miester's not tapping so 13 releases the Crosswire and pulls his head into his legs. "The Unlucky One" 13 piledrives Miester's bloody skull into the mat!
"The Unlucky One" 13 runs into the ropes and elbow drops him across the face. He pulls Miester up into his batista bomb
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Luck Bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
The Albuquerque fans cheer and "Haunted" by Evanescence plays through The University Arena. A bloody 13 raises his arms as Ron Reid holds up his wrist
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 25 minutes and 49 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'THE UNLUCKY ONE' 13!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 has outlasted four other international superstars to win the next shot at Hardkore West Coast Champion Paul Soutter!
The ring crew carries out several glass tables into the ring and outside. Kilroy Evans is checking around ringside
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: May I help you with something Mr. Evans?
Kilroy Evans: No...no, I got it.
Kilroy Evans looks around the ringside area and especially the ringposts for something
Guillermo O'Bannon: What's Kilroy looking for?
Phil Blauer: I dunno. Probably thought he left a Nestle Crunch out here. He does it all the time. Fucker will just go back to eating it. Gross.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anyway. Two newcomers to Hardkore America got into a backstage argument at Palm Springs Punishment and now we got ourselves Hardkore World's first Glass Tables Match for the EPW Death Match title.
Phil Blauer: Where's EPW? Do they need a color guy?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hopefully.
"Bad, Bad Men" by John Cena hits as Justin Majot walks out to a booing New Mexico crowd. He flips them off before running down to, and sliding in, the ring. He raises his arms to more boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: This has got to be the first wrestler to come down to a theme done by another wrestler.
Phil Blauer: What about HBK? Sherri Martel was the first to do "Sexy Boy" before Vince covered it.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy is not endearing himself to these fans very much but is one of the top wrestlers over in EPW.
Phil Blauer: Really?
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's what he told me.
Yolanda Ando: Justin Majoy wears baggy blue jeans and a dark blue tank top.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Glass Tables match is scheduled for one fall, 30 minute time limit, and is for the EPW Death Match Title. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Huron, Ohio; Weighing 225 pounds...JUSTIN MAJOY!!!"
The fans chant "WHO?? WHO?? WHO?? WHO?? WHO??" Then "Hustler's Ambition" by 50 Cent hits and Vindication comes out to a series of fireworks and pyro while showing off his EPW Deathmatch Title. He storms down to the ring focused on the job at hand. He enters the ring and acknowledges the fans whilst jumping up and down in preparation
Guillermo O'Bannon: Two weeks ago, Vindication upset Sam Solitary to win the EPW Deathmatch Title in only his second week in the business, although he had help from Johnny Mosa to do it. Last month, he lost a non-title, champion vs. champion match against EPW Primetime Champion Thunder. Tonight he puts that title up against Justin Majoy in one of the most dangerous matches in the World.
Phil Blauer: Wow, he's big. Majoy sure he knows what he's doing?
Yolanda Ando: Vindication wears medium-length black tights with Vindication written in red lettering down each leg. The EPW Deathmatch Title belt is strapped around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 310 pounds; He is The Current EPW DEATHMATCH CHAMPION...VINDICATION!!!"
The Albuquerque fans cheer. Majoy runs at him and Vindication catches him with a belly to belly suplex through the glass table!! The crowd roars as Majoy's back shatters the glass
Phil Blauer: Wow, that was quick.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy sits up with a large gash on his shoulder, he pulls a large shard out of his shoulder and gets up. Justin Majoy catches Vindication under his chin with a superkick!
The fans boo. Majoy goes for a piledriver, but Vindication backdrops him. He waits for Majoy to get up, when he does he catches him with a stiff spear into the turnbuckles! Vindication applies an STF
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication pulls up on his head with that granite like arm. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to submit but Majoy shakes his head.
Phil Blauer: Justin Majoy attempting to channel the late great John Cena for help.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy crawls over to the ropes, while Vindication continues to clamp down on his throat. Majoy grabs the bottom rope, and Mike Peters forces him to break the STF. Vindication pulls him up into a half nelson, but Majoy back elbows him. Majoy lifts Vindication in a fireman's carry, an F5 into a glass table!!
Vindication rolls around, clutching his face with a big gash across the top of his scalp. Majoy climbs to the top turnbuckle from inside the ring, and then backflips into a moonsault
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Vindication kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy gets a running start and catches Vindication with a tornado DDT, but the big man reverses it into a hard spinebuster!!
The crowd applauds. Vindication wipes some blood out of his eyes, and then drops a leg across Majoy's face! He applies a dragon sleeper
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication pulls back on Majoy's head & neck, cinching off his air with those powerful arms. Majoy gets to the bottom rope and Peters forces him to break it. Vindication pulls him up by the hair, but Majoy catches him on the way up with an RKO!
Justin Majoy wraps up Vindication's legs and turns him over into a sharpshooter! He sits down on Vindication's back, pulling his legs back
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters checks in to see if Vindication wants to give up the EPW Deathmatch Title. Vindication bleeds a huge pool of blood underneath his face. He crawls over to the ropes and grabs onto the bottom rope.
Mike Peters asks Justin Majoy to break the sharpshooter, but he just drags Vindication into the center of the ring and applies a boston crab. He sits low trying to break the champion's back
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy plants his feet and pulls back on Vindication's legs. The big man does a push-up with his arms and powers out with those trunk-like legs! Vindication ducks under a punch from Majoy and german suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Justin Majoy gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication chokeslams Justin Majoy! He pulls Majoy's head into his legs and flips him up into a powerbomb through the glass table!!
The Albuquerque crowd pops as Vindication stands over Majoy in a pile of glass. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press and the audience erupts
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Justin Majoy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy rolls out of the way of an elbow drop and Vindication hits some glass on the mat! He scoops Vindication up and running powerslams him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vindication kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy half nelsons Vindication and drops him headfirst with a t-bone suplex!
The University Arena chants "Fuck You Cena *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Cena *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Cena *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" Majoy flips them off and they boo. He lifts Vindication up into a tigerbomb
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vindication claps his legs together on Majoy's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy grabs one of the glass tables up against the corner. he irish whips Vindication into the ropes and then pounces his side into the glass!!
The fans pop and Vindication shudders on the mat, bleeding heavily from a gash under his elbow and on his thigh. Majoy pulls him down into a pin
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Vindication gets his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy climbs to the top turnbuckle and moonsaults him, but Vindication rolls out of the way!! He comes up from behind Majoy and Vindication Slams him!
The fans are cheering as Vindication motions for him to get up. Majoy ducks under a clothesline, and counters with a rock bottom
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bright Side!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vindication kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy climbs up to the top turnbuckle, but Vindication shakes the ropes and crotches him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up to the second rope and drops him headfirst with a super fisherman's buster!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Justin Majoy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication lifts Majoy up into a stalling powerbomb!!
Vindication goes for a DDT but Justin Majoy lifts him up into a fireman's carry. He turns it into a cradle shock
Guillermo O'Bannon: He lifts Vindication on his shoulders in a fireman's carry and then flips him over into a cliffhanger DDT!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Vindication kicks out)
The chants of "Fuck You Cena *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Cena *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Cena *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" get louder. Justin Majoy gets on the second turnbuckle to call a few of them into the ring to fight. There's no takers
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy turns around into a downward spiral! Vindication flips Majoy over his shoulder into a argentinean backbreaker then sits down into a shock treatment!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Justin Majoy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication slams Majoy facefirst into a dominator powerbomb!! He climbs to the top turnbuckles, he backflips into another shooting star but Majoy puts his knees up!!
Majoy drops down into a stunner on Vindication! Justin front facelocks Vindication and climbs onto the second turnbuckle. He comes off with a tornado DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy fireman carries Vindication up and swings him facefirst into an F5 on the glass table!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Vindication kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Vindication's a bloody mess!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The grisly looking EPW Death Match Champion looks like just that as Majoy irish whips him into the ropes. Vindication comes back with a lethal looking clothesline!
Vindication lifts Justin Majoy up and lets him think about it for a little while before drilling him into the canvas with a brainbuster! The Albuquerque fans cheer
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication piledrives Majoy! He drags the last glass table into the center of the ring and batista bombs him through the glass table with The Vindication!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
50 Cent's "Hustler's Ambition" plays as the New Mexico fans crowd applauds the blood covered Vindication
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 12 minutes 11 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...VINDICATION!!!"
A blood covered Vindication rises his arms in glory while the fans cheer his brave victory. He needs help from the ring though
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication gets his first win here in the oldest federation Hardkore World in quite a fashion, in a glass tables match!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the restart of the hottest feud of 2005. It won Hardkore World Feud of the Year. Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein were in a blood war that featured steel cages, spiked straps, bodily fluids, and a tag team championship. Lucifer Jones cracked Dan Stein in the head with a chair to hit the reset button on this war. Lucifer gave up their chance to remain tag team champions, and now he's got hell to pay.
The Univesity Arena goes dark. A choir fills the arena with the song of the "Miserere," a legendary song that has been played for centuries at the Sistine Chapel.
#Miserere mei Deus#
(Have mercy on me, O God!)
#Amplius lava me ab iniquitate mea et a peccato meo munda me#
(Wash me yet more from my iniquity, and cleanse me from my sin.)
#Quoniam iniquitatem meam ego cognosco et peccatum meum contra me est semper#
(For I know my iniquity, and my sin is always before me.)
#Tibi soli peccavi et malum coram te feci ut iustificeris in sermonibus tuis et vincas cum iudicaris#
(Against You, You alone, have I sinned, and done that which is evil in Your sight, so that You are justified in Your sentence and blameless in Your judgment.)
The choir fades and in its place the heart beats 3 times. In coordination with the beats, the screen flashes the following:
<ALPHA>
<OMEGA>
<The Punisher skull>
"More Human Than Human" by White Zombie plays over the PA. Out from the back walks "The Punisher" Dan Stein, this time, upon his face is painted a fearsome, intricately painted white skull. Stein walks slowly to the ring with a dog collar latched around his neck. He slowly walks into the ring, stone-faced. He does not acknowledge the crowd. He takes off his black trenchcoat, and calmly hands the Peacemaker to Ron Reid. He stares intently at the entrance, and cracks a beastly, savage smile. He cracks his neck without the use of his hands, looks at the entrance, and lets out a barbaric shout
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein conferred with his dead brother and did some soul searching to realize that he's been a complete bastard to Domino. He spoke with me backstage and said that his mindset going into this match is that he must win at any cost. He needs to win to redeem himself for all the bad things he has done as a heel. He comes with the mindset that he would rather die than lose this match, therefore he will exceed all past efforts to win, literally, he will continue until he can no longer physically move.
Phil Blauer: Domino certainly looks happy. The kind of happy that a woman gets when she's not having beer cans bounced off her head.
Yolanda Ando: I hope to know that kind of happy. Stien is wearing a simple tight black t-shirt, and plain black shorts, with black leather wrestling boots. Stein also wears black leather gloves with the fingers ripped out.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is a Dog Collar Match scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Domino; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 285 pounds...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!!"
The fans cheer. The lights at The University Arena turn a deep shade of blood red, and the sound of white noise blasts over the PA...then suddenly "Homicidal" by Bad Luck 13 plays and Lucifer Jones bursts through the curtains. He starts looking out over the fans; talking shit back to them. He eyes Domino and smiles sadistically. He runs and slides under the ropes and blows Domino a kiss
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein rushes Lucifer and bashes him in the face with that chain!
The audience erupts in cheers and Ron Reid signals for the bell. Stein hooks Lucifer Jones' dog collar around his neck, then lifts him up into a hanging suplex. He shows him to all four sides of The University Arena who cheer Jones predictament
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein drops Jones in the suplex! He tosses Lucifer Jones over the top rope and hangs him with the chain!
The Albuquerque fans roar as Lucifer Jones kicks his feet out, trying to find the apron. Ron Reid tries to get control of this match but is unsuccessful
Phil Blauer: A little poetic justice here since Lucifer Jones did this to Syberus at their Hardkore Helloween match for the Hardkore America title.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein pulls him back over the ropes. He pulls in hard on the chain, effectively irish whipping Jones towards him. Dan Stein goes for a huge clothesline but Jones ducks under it. Jones springboards off the middle rope and goes for a tornado DDT but Stein catches him in mid-air! He tries to atomic throw him out of the ring, but Jones lands on his feet onto the apron and the chain has wrapped around Stein's throat!
Phil Blauer: He's choking the life out of The Punisher!
Jones takes advantage of this by tightening the chain a bit more, and with Stein's back to him, Jones grabs his head and gives him the Stigmata off the apron!!! The audience reacts with a gasp
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein are already busted open! Jones pulls him up but Jones comes up swinging with the chain around his fist! Stein russian legsweeps the back of Jones' head into the railing!!
The fans wince at the sound of Jones' skull bouncing off the guardrail. Stein presses Jones over his head and then drops his throat on the steel rail!! Lucifer clutches his throat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein pulls Lucifer Jones up into a powerbomb, but Jones drills his head into the concrete with a huracanrana!! He grabs a bottle of Albuquerque Pale Ale and finishes it off, then breaks it over Stein's head!!
Stein staggers around with blood spewing out of his forehead. Lucifer Jones takes the broken bottle and stabs Stein in the back with it!! Stein lets out a blood curdling scream. Lucifer Jones atomic drops Dan Stein, groinfirst into the cornerpost
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones german suplexes Dan Stein on The University Arena floor!! He rolls Stein back into the ring and slides back in himself. He lifts Stein up onto a crucifix but Stein lands on his feet behind him. Stein locks on a full nelson!
Phil Blauer: The last time both these men were here was in May of 2005, wrestling in the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship Title Tournament. Syberus defeated Dan Stein, while Lucifer Jones advanced by defeating Lonewolf McNeely. Just sayin.
The Albuqerque fans cheer. Lucifer Jones panics as he tries to get out of Stein's clutches. He kicks his feet out wildly, as Stein attempts to break his neck. The Punisher releases the full nelson and wraps the chain around Jones' throat. He pulls Jones down by the chain, crashing the back of his head on Stein's knee
Guillermo O'Bannon: He pulls Jones up by the dog collar, and pulls him into a short arm clothesline with the chain. Dan Stein kicks him in the guts and drops down into a stunner! He scoops Lucifer Jones up and bodyslams him, but Jones catches him by the leg with an inside cradle!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones wraps that chain around Stein's throat and chokes him with it. He cinches off that chain with his fist and pulls back, with the skin on Stein's neck turning white from the pressure.
Domino screams obscenities at Lucifer Jones who winks at her while he strangles Stein. He walks over to the corner and undoes the turnbuckle padding. He lifts Stein up in a hanging suplex and then drops him facefirst on the steel cable hook
Phil Blauer: Lucifer Jones just assaulting Dan Stein!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein pulls the dog collar chain up between Jones' legs! He gives it another yank to flip LuJo over. He flips him into an oklahoma roll!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Punisher" Dan Stein wraps up Jones' arm with the chain a few times and then uses it to chicken wing suplex Lucifer! He scoops Jones up into a jumping michinoku driver II!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein locks in that full nelson again! He pushes down on LuJo's neck as Jones bleeds profusely down his face and chest. Lucifer refuses to submit so Stein lifts him up high and full nelson slams him!
The audience lets out a huge pop as Jones rolls around clutching the small of his back. Stein wraps the chain around Jones' throat and chokes him with it. He then rolls Lucifer around and drops a rude awakening with the chain around Jones' neck
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino has a fire in her eye and is pulling out a table! She slides it into the ring for Dan, who dutifully sets it up. But Jones is waiting for him and punches him in the face with that chain! He fireman's carries Stein onto his shoulders and then sits him on the top turnbuckle. Lucifer Jones pulls out a bag of thumbtacks!
The audience buzzes with curiosity while Jones pours the thumbtacks on the table. Jones climbs to the second turnbuckle, and flips Stein over into a C4 flipping uranage onto the table
Guillermo O'Bannon: London Air Raid on the table with tacks!!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones wraps that chain around his fist and brutalizes Stein with punches until The Punisher is a sickening thumbtack covered bloody mess. Jones stands up and lands a couple of hard kicks to Stein's face.
Lucifer Jones slaps Stein across the face and says "Eh, you like it rough, eh? I know someone else who does too." Then spits on Domino! Domino screams with rage and wipes the spit off of her feverishly. Jones wraps the chain around his hand and punches Stein in the face with a brutal stiff closed fist
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones bounces into the ropes and punt kicks Stein in the face while he's in his hands and knees!
The crowd chants "Fuck You LuJo! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You LuJo! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You LuJo! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" Lucifer Jones wraps the chain around Stein's head a few times over his eyes & mouth. He leans back on a camel clutch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones using that chain like a vice to try and squash Stein's head. The chain is cutting into the skin around his lips and eyes. Lucifer leaning back on that chain, and Stein is going limp.
Domino enters the ring and superkicks Lucifer Jones in the face! Jones drops the chain and staggers around, stunned
Phil Blauer: What's she doing here?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Domino's never gonna forget what he did to her. Jones staggers around into a gut wrench high elevation stiff powerbomb by Dan Stein!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones claps his legs together on Jones' head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein irish whips Lujo into the ropes, but Jones catches the big boot and leg capture suplexes him!
Domino mocks Lucifer Jones on the outside, rubbing her cheek where she superkicked him. Jones goes after her but Stein is pulling back on the chain. He pulls him back into a powerslam
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein tosses Jones across the ring with that double underhook suplex! He wraps the chain around his fist, but Jones ducks under the punch and snap backdrop drivers him!
Jones grabs a bleeding and hurt Stein, then shoves a handful of thumbtacks into Stein's mouth
Phil Blauer: Ew! I think those are a choking hazard, Guillermo! Kids don't try this at home, tacks are not candy. Even though they are multi-colored.
Lucifer Jones grabs Stein by the hair, and then mocks the crowd's earlier chant with a "Fuck You Albuquerque!" He punches Stein full force square in the mouth!! The fans gasp with shock and horror as Stein spits out bloody thumbtacks and tacks stuck in his gums and tongue
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ugh, that is disgusting. Lucifer Jones trying to do much more than win a match here. Some fans are so upset with him, security is trying to keep them from jumping the rail!
Phil Blauer: Stop them Matthew!
Former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone rushes over to hold back some rowdy fans but gets clocked in the face by one of their girlfriends. Boone goes down like a sack of hammers. Lucifer Jones vaults over the rope to the apron and challenges a few of them to come into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Punisher" Dan Stein is sneaking up behind him and bulldogs him off the top turnbuckle to the floor!!
The University Arena erupts and chants "PUN!! PUN!! PUN!! PUN!! PUN!!" Stein spits one of the thumbtacks into the audience for a souvenier. Jones stands up with a grisly looking new gash over his eye. Dazed, he tries to walk back to the locker room. Stein holds onto the chain, and then clotheslines him on the back of the head in the aisle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein headbutts Jones over & over until they go through the curtain into the back!
Phil Blauer: Can we get a camera on them, Robert?
The video tron shows Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein brawling in the locker room of The University Arena. Dan Stein grabs the chain and X factors his face into the concrete!! An "Oh" is heard from Christian Sain and Rising Sun, standing nearby
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein running powerslams Jones into a soda machine!!
Phil Blauer: Hey anything that comes out of there is mine. I got 35 cents in there, just waiting on someone to give me a quarter to get the rest.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein grabs a glass Coke bottle from the soda machine and breaks it over Jones head!! He gives Jones a reciept from earlier and carves some of those glass shards into Jones' back!!
The eerie silence of the locker room is peirced by Jones screams of agony. Lucifer tries to walk back to the ring and yanks Stein by the chain. They get through the curtain into the aisleway, exchanging punches
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones uses the chain to irish whip Stein facefirst into the cornerpost! He rolls Stein back into the ring and hangs his head off of the apron.
Phil Blauer: He's got Dan Stein's Peacemaker!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones cracks Stein in the head with his own Peacemaker!!
Phil Blauer: Ouch, that's like banging your head into the cabinet door. Got no one to blame but yourself.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones climbs up on the apron and running guillotine legdrops Stein's head while it's hanging off the apron!
Jones pulls Stein up and tosses him over the ropes back into the ring. He attempts to suplex him back to the floor, but Stein grabs the rope and blocks it. The Punisher reverses it into a suplex into a jackhammer back into the ring
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein wraps the chain around his fist, and then hooks Jones arm into a keylock. With his other arm, he delivers several chain wrapped heart punches!
The fans cheer Lucifer Jones' predictament. Stein then takes the chain and tries to choke the life out of Lucifer with it. He squeezes the chain harder & harder, as Jones desperately kicks his legs out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan pulls him to his feet with the chain, and continues to strangle him. He hammerlocks both of Jones' arms behind him and lifts him up in a double chicken wing! He shows his considerable power by lifting the 237 pound Jones like he's nothing.
Stein bounces Jones on his wrists, trying to break both of his elbows. Jones looks like he was hand dipped in blood, screaming out refusals to give up. Stein finally tires of him and drops him on his face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein wraps the chain around his fist and takes a swing at him, but Lucifer ducks. He goes behind and pulls the chain up between Stein's legs! Stein keels over and gets DDTed into the mat! Lucifer Jones wraps up their legs and does a step over cradle!
Phil Blauer: He's got the tights!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Domino alerts the ref that Jones has hold of the tights)
Phil Blauer: Lucifer Jones is taking on both Stein and Domino at the same time! Like that porno I got running in my head.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones wraps the chain around his fist and grabs Stein by the hair. He bludgeons Stein with the chain over & over until he drops to his knees from the beating. Jones whacks him with a shining wizard!
The Albuquerque fans jeer and boo Lucifer Jones, tossing soda cups into the ring. He lifts Dan Stein up and running crucifix bombs him!! Jones cradles the legs
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dan Stein gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones double underhooks Stein's arms but he backdrops Jones. He wraps the chain around Jones neck and lifts him over his back with The Final Solution!!
The audience leaps to their feet! Jones kicks his legs out helplessly, trying to escape. Stein uses Jones' own weight to strangle himself with the chain. Eventually, Jones' legs & arms stop flailing
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid raises Jones' arm, but he keeps it up. He slips out of the chain, and hits a low blow on Stein! He sets him up in a rude awakening and then twists him onto his face with The Yankee Cracker!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stein kicks out)
Phil Blauer: He kicked out of The Yankee Cracker!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: The move that beat Dan Stein in their blue bar steel cage match at Irish Rage in Belfast, July of 2005! Stein gut wrenches him up into a reverse DDT slam!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein wraps the chain around LuJo's eyes and mouth the same way that was done to him and gives him a camel clutch!
Phil Blauer: We knew this match was gonna be ugly, but who knew someone was gonna get disfigured?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein trying to rip Jones' head off with that steel chain!
The fans chant "Rip His Head Off! Rip His Head Off! Rip His Head Off! Rip His Head Off! Rip His Head Off!" Blood runs down Jones' face but he refuses to submit. Stein irish whips Jones into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer ducks under Stein's clothesline, and responds with an STO with the chain!!
The fans boo. Lucifer locks his legs up and turns him over into a texas cloverleaf. He bridges back and locks Stein's neck with the chain to complete The London Clover Leaf! Stein's neck turns white from where the chain is cutting into him. Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to tap out
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Punisher being bent in half! Jones has lost too much blood to maintain the bridge and has to quit. He fireman's carries Stein up onto his shoulders and sits him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs to the second rope and goes for another London Air Raid, but Stein just tosses him to the mat!
Stein jumps off with a hart attack clothesline with the chain off the second rope! He flips Lucifer Jones over into a hanging backbreaker. The blood from Lucifer's head leaks down onto Stein's shoulders
Phil Blauer: Both men would love nothing better than to make the other man scream for mercy.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein bounces Jones' spinal column on his shoulder, then drops down to his knees. He grabs Jones by the dog collar and lifts him up into a double chokehold slam!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein presses Jones over his head but Lucifer escapes his grip and lands on his feet behind him. He atomic drops Stein's groin on the middle of the top rope! He full nelsons him and Assault & Battery dragon suplexes him back into the ring!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dan Stein rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones fisherman's suplexes Stein up and then drops the back of his head onto his knee! He jumping sitdown ganso bombs Stein and cradles his legs!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dan Stein rolls his shoulder up)
Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones kicks Stein but The Punisher wraps the chain around his leg and turns it into a single leg boston crab. He plants his leg and pulls back on the chain around his ankle.
Ron Reid asks Jones who just spits blood on him in response. Stein makes him pay for it with another painful yank on that chain. He rolls him over into a la majistral
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein wraps the chain around his fist and crouches over him. He bashes Jones skull in with that chain over & over until the links are coated in thick blood.
Stein spits out some more blood and then rakes the chain links back & forth over Jones cuts & lacerations on his forehead. He lifts Jones up and powerbombs him on the top rope, using the momentum to swing him around into a slingshot powerbomb!! He cradles his legs
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Lucifer Jones gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein irish whips Jones into the ropes, but LuJo hops onto the middle of the second rope and spingboards off into a tornado DDT!
Jones grabs Stein by the legs and flips him over into a wheelbarrow german suplex! The crowd boos, and Lucifer Jones applies a cobra clutch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones pulls a bloody Stein back by the arm onto his knee into a Lucifer's Touch backbreaker! He continues to press him down across his knee with the cobra clutch.
Stein won't submit so Jones swings him around into a front facelock while applying a chicken wing. Then instead of suplexing him over, he sits down hard and drops Stein into a Toxic Shock Drop neckbreaker, wrenching both the arm and his neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones goes for a Yankee Cracker again, but Stein reverses it into a hangman's neckbreaker!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein lifts Jones up in a fireman's carry and then F5's his face into the bare turnbuckle steel cable hook!!
Jones staggers around, but ducks under a clothesline with the chain. Jones kicks him in the guts and butterflies his arms. He double underhooks him up into a canadian backbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones flips him back over into a the DeathDriver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones wraps the chain around his fist but Stein blocks the punch and responds with two of his own. He kicks Jones in the stomach and DDTs him!
Stein ravels the chain around his hand and gives Jones a mandible claw. Lucifer kicks and stomps in pain as Stein tries to cram the chain down his throat. He grinds the chain links into his lips & teeth
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones pushes him away and then slaps Stein across the mouth. Stein snarls at him but Jones spits some blood at him. Stein charges him but Jones catches him coming with an The Dog's Bollocks emerald frosion!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stein kicks out)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
Phil Blauer: Five minutes left for this Hardkore Dream!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones waistlocks Stein, but he back elbows Lucifer in the face. He wraps the chain around Jones' neck and drops The Twilight Hammer reverse neckbreaker!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Lucifer Jones rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein lifts Lucifer Jones into a razor's edge crucifix, then drops down into a hangman's neckbreaker!!
Domino throws Dan Stein a bag and Stein dumps out another slew of thumbtacks! The crowd roars
Phil Blauer: Domino came prepared. She must have thought there would have been some posters to put up.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein pumphandles Lucifer Jones up into The Reckoning on the thumbtacks!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
The crowd leaps to their feet as "More Human Than Human" by White Zombie plays. Dan Stein disgustedly rips the dog collar off his neck and tosses it at Jones' body
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 26 minutes 17 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...DAN 'THE PUNISHER' STEIN!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein finally wins one over Lucifer Jones! Domino wraps her arms around him and gives him a big hug.
Phil Blauer: Ew, she's covered in blood now!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein and Domino can finally put this ugly horrible period behind them.
Guillermo O'Bannon: At Palm Springs Punishment 2006, Ryan Champion had his first match. His first match happened to be a MIR Match with five other wrestlers trying to kill each other with tables. He won that match and got himself a title shot tonight against Paul Soutter for the West Coast title. Soutter won that belt back from Lonewolf McNeely in the first ever Hang Em High match and wants to make Ryan Champion his first victim in a long second term.
All the lights in The University Arena drop. As the first chord of “Pump It” by Black Eyed Peas strikes, a gold spotlight hits the entrance. Ryan Champion comes out wearing an expensive off-white suit, open jacket with no undershirt and a gold chain gold letters “RC” on it, and sports a pair of gold-rimmed sunglasses. Champion extended his arms, hands open and palms up, posing for the crowd. He then casually makes his way to the ring as lights flash to the music in alternating colors. Once in the ring, Champion removes his suit and sunglasses revealing his ring gear, then hands the suit to a ring-hand, telling him to take care of it. He then stretches out and lays across one of the top turnbuckles, awaiting the match to begin
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion looking to be not only the first wrestler to win a MIR Match in his first match, but a title in his second.
Phil Blauer: Didn't I do that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: No, your first match you offered to orally service your opponent in exchange for allowing you to leave.
Phil Blauer: Didn't it wind up being...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bill Kasal? Yep.
Yoland Ando: Champion wears half trunks that come up about six to eight inches above the knees lined in gold trim. White with “Champion” written in gold across the top back portion of them. He also wears a necklace with a small “RC” on the chain tight around his neck, and white wrestling boots that have “Champion” written in gold down the outside of each. Wears thin black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Hailing from Los Angeles, California; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 200 pounds...RYAN CHAMPION!!!"
"Rip It Up" by 28 Days plays and the Albuquerque fans cheer. Soutter steps through the curtain followed by James Fierce and The Shootfighter. Soutter slaps the gold plate on his West Coast title belt and walks down to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter and Rated X are ramping up for a war. At Palm Springs Punishment, The KGB ended their moderately successful night by attacking Rated X and making him the latest loser to The Powerslam Challenge.
Phil Blauer: I've been meaning to take this guy up on this powerslam challenge thing...doesn't look that hard. Hold this Boone.
Phil hands his headset to former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone. Boone sniff the ear piece. Phil enters the ring and starts tapping Kasal on the shoulder to give him the mic. Bill ignores him
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by The K.G.B...."
Phil Blauer: Bill...
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "from Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall..."
Phil Blauer: Bill, can I...
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Weighing 428 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL SOUTTER!!"
Phil yanks the microphone out of Bill's hand
Phil Blauer: Give me that you Lebanese windbag! Now, Paul Soutter. I've been watching this Powerslam Challenge for a few years now. And I think I know the trick of it. Slam me, fat man.
Soutter shrugs and scoops Phil up, and then running powerslams him. Blauer staggers up to his feet and pulls a pillow out of his shirt
Guillermo O'Bannon: It seems Phil thought he could pad the impact with a pillow but it doesn't look like it worked all that well.
The Shootfighter cracks Phil in the head with his singapore cane
Guillermo O'Bannon: I bet The Shootfighter's been waiting to do that for years!But Ryan Champion takes advantage of the distraction and snapmares Soutter over! Mike Peters signals for the bell and Champion tags Soutter with a kick to the back. He irish whips Soutter into the ropes, but when he shoulderblocks him, Champion falls to the mat like a ton of bricks.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: SIR!!
Matt Boone runs to the ring and slowly rolls Blauer out of the ring. Paul Soutter irish whips Ryan Champion into the ropes, but Champion ducks under a clothesline
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion smacks Soutter with a few forearms and drops an ace crusher!
Phil Blauer: Take me back to my chair, Matthew...must...share...the gift.
The crowd boos. Champion attempts to scoop Soutter up, but he's too heavy. Soutter smashes his back with several stiff forearms. Soutter delivers a textbook suplex. Boone helps Phil to his seat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter irish whips Champion into the ropes, but Champion comes back with a flying kneelift! Soutter staggers back a little, and Champion floors him with a sharp european uppercut.
Phil Blauer: Champion...(throws up)
Guillermo, Boone, and Yolanda scoot back as Hardkore World executive janitor Vince Killer rushes to go clean it up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jesus, Phil.
Ryan Champion gets down on one knee and applies a dragon sleeper. He cranks back on the champion's head & neck. Mike Peters checks in to see if Soutter wants to submit but he refuses
Phil Blauer: Sorry about that. You always feel better after you throw up a little.
Yolanda Ando: Amen.
Hardkore World Executive Janitor Vince Killer: U must feil grate then.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter scratches Champion's eyes to escape the dragon sleeper, then headbutts him once he gets to his feet. Soutter inverted atomic drops him, then clotheslines him out of his boots!
The Albuquerque fans pop. Soutter pulls him up for a powerbomb, but Ryan Champion reverses it with a huracanrana!! Soutter gets to his feet and gets tagged with a reverse knife edge chop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion tattoos him with karate chop after karate chop until he's backed into the corner. Champion then goes to work with a flurry of sharp kicks to his face & body, ending with an implant DDT!
The University Arena boos as Champion steps through the ropes to the apron. He slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope and delivers a springboard missle dropkick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hang Time!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Paul Soutter kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Surf's up! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, Phil. Take it easy. Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off into a reverse huracanrana, but Soutter hangs on to his legs! He electric chairs him over to the side of the ring, and then drops his throat on the top rope!
Ryan Champion staggers around clutching his throat. Soutter takes him out with a spinning heel kick! The New Mexico crowd applauds. He grabs Champion's legs and wheelbarrow spins him around & round until he dumps him over his back
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter knees Champion in the groin, the face, back down to the stomach, and then the face again! Soutter northern lights suplexes him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter grabs Champion by the throat and then chokeslams him, but Champion turns it into a triangle choke! He clamps his legs around Soutter's neck while pulling down on his arm.
Phil Blauer: Somebody help him!
Phil tries to get up but Matt Boone pulls him back into his chair. Soutter cries out in pain as Champion cinches in the triangle choke. Mike Peters asks him if he wants to tap out but Soutter punches his way out of it. Soutter gut wrench suplexes him across the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter irish whips Champion into the ring, but Ryan comes back with a jumping roundhouse kick! Ryan applies a crossface chicken wing. He pulls Soutter's wrist up while choking him with his other arm.
Mike Peters asks him if he wants to submit but Soutter shakes his head. Champion tries to hyperextend Soutter's elbow, but Soutter back peddles and squashes him in the corner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter bulldogs him out of the corner! He irish whips Champion into the ropes and then crushes him with a 400 pound belly to belly suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter scoops Champion up and bodyslams him. He climbs to the second rope and jumps off with a bonzai drop but Champion puts his boot up into Soutter's groin!
Soutter clutches The Centre of Attention, Ryan Champion applies a cobra clutch, then Cannon drops to one knee, pulling Soutter with him and drives the back of his head onto his knee
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cali-Combo!! He applies an STF. He pulls up on Soutter's head, clamping down on his windpipe. Champion keeping the big man down with a multitude of submission holds thus far.
Phil starts playing with his pens like their action figures. Champion re-adjusts his grip and pulls up on his head. Mike Peters checks in to see if Soutter wants to submit but he refuses. Ryan Champion rolls onto his back into an inverted STF
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion arches his back to try and choke out Paul Soutter. Soutter scratches and claws at Ryan's arm, desperately trying to break the crossface. He next goes to trying to get to the ropes, and rolls on his side. Champion's not budging.
Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Soutter to get to his feet. Champion jumps off and catches Soutter between the eyes with a flying forearm
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Paul Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion springboards off the ropes, leaping backwards, landing in an electric chair on Soutter’s shoulders. Then, continuing with the momentum, Champion performs a reverse huricanrana!! West Coast Sunrise!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Paul Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckles but Soutter catches him with a punch to the gut. He climbs to the second turnbuckle and Soutterplexes him!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter fireman's carries Champion up and then squashes him with a samoan drop!
Soutter presses Ryan Champion over his head and then slams him over the ropes to the concrete!! The crowd erupts, chanting "SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!! SOUT-TER!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter irish whips Ryan Champion into the guardrail! He climbs up onto the apron, gets a running start and Soutterlanches Champion against the railing!!
Soutter goes for a bulldog, but Champion pushes him off into the ringpost! Soutter turns around with a gash over his eye. Champion climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits Soutter with a corkscrew plancha!! The fans jeer and boo
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion climbs back into the ring and slingshots over the top rope into a suicide dive, but Soutter moves out of the way!! Champion cracks his face on the railing! He's busted open too.
Soutter grabs a chair and tosses it over the ropes into the ring. He rolls Champion into the ring. He pulls Champion's head into his legs and powerbombs him on the chair!! The audience lets out a collective "OH!!!"
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Ryan Champion gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter irish whips Champion into the ropes, and dips down for a backdrop, but Champion catches him with a corkscrew neckbreaker!
Champion applies a step-over toe hold face lock with double arm lock. He pulls up on Soutter's head & arms while Peters badgers him about submitting. Soutter bleeds all over his front
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion attempting to cash in on the damage he did to Soutter's neck & arms with the two STFs, triangle choke, and DDTs. Champion leans back on the double armlock, trying to pop his shoulders. Soutter will not submit, so Champion releases it and pulls him up. He applies a front facelock, but Soutter lifts him up in a fireman's carry. Soutter F5's him into The Down Under Drop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter waits for Champion to get his feet and then knocks him on his ass with a Soutter Spear!!
Soutter irish whips Ryan Champion into the ropes, but Champion swings around into a crucifix DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Copasetic!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter staggers up to his feet but Ryan Champion catches him on the side of the head with an enzuigiri! He applies a cobra clutch and Soutter's legs buckle.
Phil Blauer: You know who's really interested in this match?
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13?
Phil Blauer: No, the monkey on my hand.
Phil starts making monkey sounds for his fist. A bloody Champion applies pressure to the back of Soutter's neck while pulling back on his arm. The Albuquerque fans boo as Soutter goes down to one knee. Mike Peters raises his arm but Soutter keeps it up in the air
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter runs back into the corner and smashes him in the turnbuckle! He backs up and running double ax handles him in the face. He irish whips Champion into the ropes and tiltawhirls him into a sidewalk slam!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ryan Champion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter sets that chair up in the corner in between the second & top turnbuckle. He irish whips Champion's back into the chair! He follows him in with another Soutterlanche!!
Champion takes a few steps and then falls flat on his face, bleeding a pool of blood near his face. Soutter irish whips Ryan into the ropes, but Champion swings around into a crucifix into a head scissors takedown
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion drops down into a guillotine choke! He rocks back with Soutter's head, choking him out. Champion clamps down on his neck & throat, while squeezing on that body scissors.
Blood flows down Champion's face. Mike Peters asks Soutter if he submits, but he refuses. Champion releases the guillotine choke, and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He hops off and kneedrops Soutter's forehead
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckles again and leaps off into a corkscrew moonsault!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Soutter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion pulls Soutter up by the hair, but Soutter comes up swinging with a right hand and Champion goes down like a bag of hammers!
The camera does a close-up of Soutter's hand and there's a bike chain wrapped around his fist. The audience sees it and cheers wildly. Soutter cocks his fist again and bashes Champion in the head with it! He sits over him and batters him with the chain until Champion's a bloody mess
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter flips Ryan Champion over his shoulder into a dominator he calls The Soutter Splat!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Ryan Champion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter inverted DDTs Champion's skull onto that chair!! He climbs up to the second rope and hops down into a bonzai drop!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Ryan Champion sunset flips Soutter over)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Paul Soutter claps his legs together on Champion's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter goes for a DDT but Champion drops down one knee and hits him low. He runs into the ropes and smashes Soutter in the face with a forearm across the cheek.
Ryan Champion kneedrops Soutter in the throat. He tosses him over the ropes to the apron. He then climbs the turnbuckle behind him, leaps off and lands with his knees on Soutter's shoulders and somersaults forward to violently jerk his neck and flip him off the apron and to the floor
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wake Up Call!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion rolls Soutter into the ring and then enters the ring. He gets a running start and hits him in the side of the head with his shining wizard kick! Sweet Dreams!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Paul Soutter puts his foot on the bottom rope)
The audience gasps, and then breathes a sigh of relief. Ryan Champion springboards off the top rope but Soutter avoids a dropkick! He counters with a pumphandle viagra driver
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Soutter Special!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
"Rip it Up" by 28 Days plays and the Albuquerque fans cheer. A bleeding Soutter holds the Hardkore West Coast title belt over his head
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 20 minutes 51 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND STILL HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL SOUTTER!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter defeats Ryan Champion in a very close match up. Next he goes to the scorching desert to defend that belt against "The Unlucky One" 13.
Fade backstage to The University Arena. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner walks out of her dressing room with her bag slung over her side. Former Hardkore American Tag Team Champion "Magnificent" Ron Lauren is at her side. Yuku Shiro stands in her way
Yuku Shiro: Look, I want you to know, that even after all that we left in the ring, I still respect you. That was one hell of a match and I can see why your so respected around here...
"Sexy" Anjanette Turner: Whatever...
Anj pushes Yuku Shiro out of her way
Yuku Shiro: Look. (pulls Anj back in front of her) I'm the new kid on the block around here so I thought I'd show a little courtesy. But by no means think that I am afraid of you. I have been both a World Champion of Women's divisions, but of entire feds and...
"Sexy" Anjanette Turner: Your belts don't mean anything here! Until further notice, I am the alpha female around here. Tonight was just the result of me not checking my tapes. You may have Tamara Sanchez in your present, but you have Sexy Anj as your future!
Anjanette Turner slaps Yuku Shiro across the face! Shiro's eyes burn with fire and then she cracks Anjanette in the head with an elbow smash! Anj grabs a handful of Shiro's hair and belts her several times across the nose! Shiro comes up swinging with an uppercut that backs Turner up! Jaclyn Frost and Jane Tyrra hold Yuku Shiro back while "Magnificent" Ron Lauren, Shanna, and Ron Reid do the same for Anjanette Turner. The two brawling ladies are pulled apart amid obscenities and shrieking. Fade back up on Guillermo and Phil
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wow! Yuku Shiro was just trying to be friendly to the ladies locker room leader here in Hardkore World and Anj went ballistic.
Phil Blauer: Ever since she lost her title to Tamara Sanchez at Palm Springs Punishment 2006, Anj has just been miserable. Back in the day, if I patted her ass when she walked by me, I'd catch a swat to the face. Yesterday she took me on a long car ride...that I'll never forget.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up next is a rematch from the Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup. In Palm Springs, Arakawa & Sinclair were the number one seeded team, expected to win the whole thing. They just had to get past The Un-Stable. Easier said than done.
Cut to a video dated 3/9/06
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair slams Karnage into the mat with an STO! Tatsuya Arakawa moves in for the kill with a rear naked choke!!
Hardkore Hall rocks with boos. Tatsuya Arakawa leans back on the choke, clamping his forearm against Karnage's throat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. runs in and stomps Arakawa, breaking up the rear naked choke! Andrew Sinclair runs into the ring and knocks Tanner out of the ring with a running knee!
Tatsuya Arakawa lifts Karnage up into a fireman's carry, but Karnage slips onto his feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage irish whips Arakawa into the ropes and lays him out with Requiem for a Nightmare Lariat!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
Ron Reid signals for the bell, and "I'm the One" by Static-X plays through Palm Springs Convention Center. The crowd roars as Karnage & Tanner raise their arms
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 26 minutes 26 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, ADVANCING TO THE THIRD ROUND...THE UN-STABLE!!!"
Fade back to The University Arena
Guillermo O'Bannon: They raged war for nearly a half hour, but in the end Karnage & Tanner were able to nail the Nightmare Lariot and get the win. Now the stakes are higher. It's for The Un-Stable's tag team titles.
"Monkey Man" by The Rolling Stones plays and the Albuquerque fans boo. Andrew Sinclair and "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa walk through the curtain with Tom Lux
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair recently lost his bid to win the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship back from Robert Hunglestien III at Palm Springs Punishment 2006. Tatsuya Arakawa lost his submission match with Syberus on that same show. Both these men are trying to get back to their winning ways. Defeating The Un-Stable tonight and winning their first ever tag team belts would be a huge step in that direction.
Yolanda Ando: Tatsuya Arakawa wears blood red biker MMA style tights with Japanese lettering for "Saikyo Terrorist" on the rear in black, high below the knee black boots, black TRACE kneepads, black wrist tape, and wears a "Tatsuya Arakawa - SAIKYO KENKA MICHI" t-shirt to the ring. Sinclair walks down to the ring wearing his wrestling trunks under a knee-length black and white Kobashi-style velvet robe. He also wears a black head band that trails down to his waist. Before entering the ring, he drops the robe and headband, revealing a long sleeve black t-shirt with the words "Straight Shooter" on the front and "Internationally Infamous" on the back in silver. He wears black bicycle-short-style wrestling trunks that have a stylized white revolver emblazoned across the ass.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit and is for the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first accompanied to the ring by Tom Lux; First from Shimo-tsuga-gun, Tochigi, Japan; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 264 pounds...'THE SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA!! His partner is from Sacramento, California; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds...'THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER' ANDREW SINCLAIR!!
The fans boo. "I'm the One" by Static-X plays and the crowd cheers. Andrew Karnage steps through the curtain with Adrian Tanner Jr. walk through getting some atta-boys from the fans on the way down to the ring. Adrian raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down
Guillermo O'Bannon: How you feeling after that Powerslam Challenge, Phil?
Phil Blauer: Better, Greg. Much better.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Here we go again. Adrian Tanner Jr. and Andrew Karnage have been dominating the tag team scene as of late, being the first team to hold both Hardkore World Tag Team titles & Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles since Draconian Lord, Pain, & Crash did it back in 1995.
Phil Blauer: What happened to imaginative names like Pain?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't know, Phil. In Philadelphia, at a recent UWA show, Tanner hit his longtime tag team partner Syberus with a superkick to cause Syberus to lose his job there. If you could call it a possitive, it at least affirms the longevity of his new partnership with Andrew Karnage.
Phil Blauer: When you say it like that, Adrian Tanner kind of sounds like a whore.
Yolanda Ando: Andrew Karnage wears black knee length basketball shorts with AK-47 down the outsides of each leg in dark red. Dark red kneepads, and black calf high boots with red laces, and has a black elbow supporter on his right elbow. The Hardkore World Six man Tag Team title belt is strapped around his waist with the tag team belt strapped over that. Adrian Tanner Jr. wears metallic blue shorts with "AT" in shiny red lettering on the sides. He has the Hardkore World Tag Team title belt in on hand and the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belt over his other.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents; Featuring first, from Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 263 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!! His partner is from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!! They are Two Thirds of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS/B and The Current HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!
The Albuquerque crowd roars. Andrew Sinclair sneaks up on Tanner with an elbow to the face
Guillermo O'Bannon: And we are underway! Adrian Tanner Jr. answers with some chops to Sinclair's chest! Sinclair hits Tanner in the kidney with a stiff kick and then one to his chest.
Adrian Tanner Jr. arm drags him. Sinclair kips up only to get arm dragged again into an armbar. Sinclair kips up again, but Tanner hangs onto the armbar
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair uses his armbarred arm to whip Tanner into the ropes, but Adrian comes back with a sharp dropkick! He tags in Andrew Karnage. Tanner irish whips Sinclair into the ropes and backdrops him into a powerbomb by Andrew Karnage!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Andrew Karnage gets his shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: Last time Andrew Karnage was in this building was back in May of 2005. He defeated Carpenter in the infamous match where Carpenter famously quit right after, complaining of unfair treatment. Could Karnage dole out some unfair treatment tonight?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage belly to belly suplexes Sinclair across the ring! He pulls Sinclair up by the hair and gives him a couple of headbutts to the back of his head.
Sinclair back elbows him. He irish whips Karnage into the ropes and catches him under the chin with a flying knee! He raises his fist and shouts "OH!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair runs into the ropes and catches Karnage in the chest with a soccer kick! But Karnage rolls out of the way of a falling headbutt. Karnage drops him on his head with a t-bone suplex!
The audience applauds. Andrew Karnage tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. They deliver a double slingshot suplex on Sinclair
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. reverse russian legsweeps Sinclair's face into the turnbuckle. He lifts him up into a textbook suplex!
Sinclair ducks under a back elbow and tosses him across the ring with an exploder! He northern lights suplexes him
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair irish whips Tanner into the ropes and kicks him upside his head with a running big boot! He tags in "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa. Sinclair holds Tanner's head back so that Arakawa can kneedrop his throat!
Tanner rolls around the mat, clutching his throat. He scoots back against the turnbuckles, but Tatsuya Arakawa catches him with a running knee to the face! The Albuquerque fans boo
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa pulls Tanner to his feet and lays into him with some chops. Tanner answers back with several knife edge chops of his own and backs him up far enough to get caught with a beautiful standing dropkick.
The University Arena applauds. Adrian Tanner Jr. waistlocks Tatsuya Arakawa and then german suplexes him
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Tatsuya Arakawa gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up to the top turnbuckle and flips over Arakawa with a blockbuster neckbreaker!
Tanner tags in Andrew Karnage who climbs to the top turnbuckle. Tanner superplexes Karnage on top of Tatsuya Arakawa
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage scoops Arakawa up and swings him around into a catatonic backbreaker!
Karnage irish whips Arakawa into the ropes but Tatsuya comes back with a rolling solebutt kick! He applies an ankle lock on Karnage
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa stands over Andrew Karnage, wrenching his foot to the side, trying to twist it off. Karnage crawls over to the ropes, but Arakawa drags him back to the center of the ring. He rolls onto his back and kicks Arakawa off.
Tatsuya Arakawa gets up and charges but Karnage catches him in the chest with a yakuza kick! He staggers back a few steps and then gets deposited on his head with a backdrop driver
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. and then irish whips Arakawa into the ropes. He catches Arakawa with a tiltawhirl backbreaker then Tanner running kneedrops his face!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops Arakawa up and delivers a backbreaker. He bounces into the ropes and elbow drops the small of his back.
Arakawa rolls out of the way of a kneedrop. He quickly moves in with a snap mare. Tatsuya tags him in the back with a couple of stiff kicks
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa applies a stretch plum. He cranes Tanner's head to the side, pulling back on his arm. Tanner growls out refusals to submit, and then Arakawa lifts him up to his feet. He turns the stretch plum into a dangerous backdrop driver that folds Tanner like an accordian!
The crowd boos and jeers the stoic Arakawa. Tatsuya lifts him up into a MASSIVE bomb, but Tanner reverses it into a huracanrana
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner tags in Andrew Karnage. Karnage irish whips Arakawa into the ropes and they double superkick him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage dumps Arakawa onto his head with an exploder '98!
Phil Blauer: That exploder was SOOO 98.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage irish whips him, but Arakawa reverses it and sends him into the turnbuckles. Arakawa rushes him and kicks his face in with a face erasure kick!
The crowd jeers. Arakawa assaults Karnage in the corner with a wild flurry of stiff punches to his face. Karnage answers with several wicked forearm smashes to his face. He switches places with Arakawa and hits him with some more forearms
Guillermo O'Bannon: The last shot sends Arakawa to his ass. Karnage kicks him in the face a couple times, then grinds the bottom of his boot into Arakawa's face with a facewash. He picks him up and hammerlocks his arm behind Arakawa's back, then running powerslams him on his chicken winged arm!
Karnage tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. and then powerbombs him on top of Arakawa
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa ducks under a reverse knife edge chop and drills him with a deadlift german suplex!
Arakawa grabs Tanner's hair, then proceeds to throw a few high muy thai style kneelifts to his stomach, and ends the combo with a kneelift to jaw that floors him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa kicks Tanner in the head then slaps him a couple times. He spinning chops him in the chest followed by a kick to the ribs. Arakawa bounces off the ropes with a yakuza kick!
Tatsuya Arakawa tags in Andrew Sinclair. He applies a camel clutch while Sinclair bounces off the ropes and kicks him in the face
Phil Blauer: The Un-Stable's taken more kicks to the face than I did at The Red Hat Society luncheon I crashed.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair lifts Tanner up on his shoulders and then runs into the center of the ring with a death valley driver!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Phil Blauer: It's ironic that Sinclair and Arakawa would be teaming up. Tatsuya Arakawa was trained by Cyrus Williams, who ran in on a IWA World Championship match between Sinclair & Kilroy Evans and drew a no contest by attacking both men. The next time the two men would be in the ring at the same time would be at the IWA's second PPV, Deadly Sin II, when Sinclair acted as the special guest referee for the Evans/Williams title bought, and counted the pin for Williams as he downed Evans and took the Triple Crown championship.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hmm, like rain on your wedding day. Sinclair full nelsons Tanner and then drops back into a dragon suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair irish whips Tanner into the ropes, but The Arizona Assassin comes back with a high cross body!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner kneedrops Sinclair's back. He pulls him up into a double underhook, but Sinclair backdrops him. He lifts Tanner up into a suplex and then drops him facefirst on his knee with a Go To (the) ER!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
The Albuquerque audience sighs with relief. Andrew Sinclair gets to his feet and tags in "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa. Arakawa swings for the fences with a left roundhouse kick to the face while Sinclair does a left roundhouse kick to the back of Tanner's head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Requiem for a CroCop!! Tatsuya Arakawa lifts him up into a vertical drop brainbuster!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Karnage stomps Arakawa's back)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa climbs to the second turnbuckle and comes off with a Shinjuku Crush kneedrop to Tanner's chest!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner ducks under an Aki lariot and responds with a Daytripper superkick! He exacerbates the situation with The SureShot fisherman's suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. drops back into his flatliner he calls The Revolver!!
The crowd explodes and Adrian Tanner Jr. tags in Andrew Karnage. He catapults Tatsuya Arakawa up into a Nightmare Lariot by Andrew Karnage, making him fall back on to Tanner's knees
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nightmare Trip!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
The fans leap to their feet as "I'm the One" by Static-X plays through The University Arena
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 Minutes 42 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable retain their tag team title in this hard fought win tonight.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's right, Yuku Shiro is watching as well as the rest of the world to see this next match Three time Hardkore World Women's Champion Tamara Sanchez takes on former CME Women's Champion Jane Tyrra. Tyrra made her Hardkore debut in the big ladder match at Palm Springs Punishment 2006. But this will be her first singles match in Hardkore World, and against the champion no less.
"Without Me" by Eminem plays and Jane Tyrra walks out to a huge pop from the Albuquerque fans. Her boyfriend, Hardkore Nippon star Miester, walks out behind her. He's blown back by boos as a few people continue to cheer for Tyrra. On the outside, Miester flips off the crowd, drawing more boos to him. Jane Tyrra enters the ring and raises her arms
Guillermo O'Bannon: At CWE vs. EAW Civil War, Shanna lost to the Canadian Wrestling Entertainment Women's Champion, Jane Tyrra. However, EAW won more matches, including the War Games Match at the end. Therefore, due to an agreement by both feds beforehand, CWE was closed down forever. So Tyrra is a champion without a company, something she hopes to change tonight.
Phil Blauer: Who's that douchebag?
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's Meister.
Phil Blauer: Ah, The Douchemeister.
Yolanda Ando: Jane Tyrra wears long black tights with a blue stripe on each side, and a blue tanktop. She also wears a necklace around her neck, with an 'M' pendant attached to it, as a show of love for her boyfriend Miester.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Meister. From Chicago, Illinois; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 160 pounds...JANE TYRRA!!!"
The University Arena cheers, then the lights start to flicker, red and blue pyro explodes and "Always" by Saliva hits and a spotlight points on Tamara Sanchez standing in the entrance. The spotlight drives up her body, and past her gold belt while she performs the Clique sign. She runs down the ramp, sliding into the ring where she jumps up the top turnbuckle holding the Hardkore World Championship over her head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez won her title back at Palm Springs Punishment 2006, but has a brand new slew of contenders in front of her, including Jane Tyrra, Jaclyn Frost, Shanna, Tracee Nguyen, and the woman who awaits the winner of this match, the legendary Yuku Shiro.
Phil Blauer: I'd say Tammy was concerned, if I thought she had an emotion.
Yolanda Ando: Just because we turn you down, doesn't mean we don't have feelings.
Phil Blauer: Doesn't it??
Yolanda Ando: Tammy is wearing black hot pants and a red top with spaghetti sleeves, appropriately saying "BITCH" on the front in black letters & red boots. The Hardkore World Women's Championship is back around her waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent, from New York City; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds; She is The Current HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
The Albuquerque fans boo. Sanchez holds her belt up in Jane's face, but Jane slaps it away. Peters signals for the bell. Tamara Sanchez nods and then spears Tyrra out of her boots
Phil Blauer: Welcome to Hardkore World!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez irish whips Tyrra into the ropes but the former Canadian champion comes back and hits her with a stiff clothesline!
The crowd comes to life. Tyrra irish whips Tammy into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop, but Tamara catches her with a corkscrew neckbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez lifts her up and gives her a beautiful textbook suplex. She climbs up to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a huracanrana, but Tyrra hangs onto her legs and powerbombs her!!
The fans cheer as Sanchez clutches the back of her head. Tyrra scoops her up and drops her on her knee with a backbreaker. She climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Tammy runs up the turnbuckles to meet her at the top. She back body drops Tyrra off the top rope to the mat below!! The crowd winces at the impact. Sanchez is still up on the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez flies off with a flying thez press!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Jane Tyrra gets her shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: Shades of Art Barr! Without the child {No Means No}, obviously.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Obviously. Sanchez flips Tyrra over onto those gorgeous breasts with an inverted suplex. She lifts Tyrra up into a fireman's carry, but Jane falls on to her feet behind her. Tyrra german suplexes her!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Tamara Sanchez gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra grabs her by the legs and turns her over into a boston crab. She sits down low on Tammy's back and pulls her legs towards her head.
The fans celebrate Tammy's pain with cheers and whistles. Mike Peters checks in to see if Sanchez wants to tap but she refuses. Tyrra releases the boston crab, and climbs to the top turnbuckle, waiting for Tammy to get to her feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra comes off the top rope with a flying body press to Tamara Sanchez!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Tamara Sanchez rolls the pin over)
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez ducks under a right hand and belly to back suplexes her. She steps through the ropes out on to the apron, and then slingshots herself onto the middle of the top rope. Springboard huracanrana!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy grabs Jane's ankle and whips around into a spinning toe hold. She grinds her knee towards Jane's body, trying to hyperextend the knee. Sanchez readjusts her grip, and then spins Tyrra's leg around again.
Mike Peters asks a screaming Tyrra if she wants to submit, but Jane shakes her head. Sanchez then grabs Jane's other leg and drops back into a figure four leglock. Tyrra sits up in agony, grabbing both sides of her hair in a portrait of pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez clamps down on Jane Tyrra's twisted legs in that figure four!
Phil Blauer: Tammy going after the legs on Jane Tyrra. Can't says I blame her.
The audience claps faster & faster, rooting Tyrra on. She uses this to turn the figure four over and turn the tables. Tammy attempts to escape but Jane hangs onto her leg and drops back into a figure four of her own
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra giving Tamara Sanchez a reciept for that figure four!
Phil Blauer: And she better save it because they are tax deductable!
Guillermo O'Bannon: That was lame, Phil. Sanchez in fits of pain, as now the ref asking HER if she would like to tap out. Tammy sits up and spits at Tyrra, but the former CWE Women's Champion will not be deterred.
Tamara Sanchez lays back and grabs onto the bottom rope. The Albuquerque fans boo. Mike Peters forces Jane Tyrra to break the figure four. Jane Tyrra gets to her feet and snap suplexes Tammy
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra limps up to the top turnbuckle and frog splashes Sanchez!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra irish whips Tamara into the ropes and slams her into the mat with a sidewalk slam! She climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Tammy shakes the ropes and crotches her up there. Tamara Sanchez climbs to the second turnbuckle and super ranas her off the top rope!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez irish whips Tyrra into the ropes and gives her a spinebuster, but Jane Tyrra reverses it into a tornado DDT!
The University Arena erupts! Tyrra scoops Sanchez up, but Sanchez falls back behind her in an inverted facelock. She whips around into a roll the dice neckbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez crosses Tyrra's legs over and turns her over into a sharpshooter!
Phil Blauer: Tammy continuing to focus on the knee of the hottie Canadian.
Yolanda Ando: She's from Chicago, Phil.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, that's like diet Toronto.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez sitting low in that sharpshooter, applying extreme pressure to both her back and knee.
Mike Peters asks her if she wants to submit, but Jane continues to refuse. Meister is on the outside, begging her to hang on. He jumps up onto the apron, but Peters demands he get down
Guillermo O'Bannon: Meister doesn't seem like he can continue to watch his girlfriend get tortured like this...
Phil Blauer: He should remember who made him help her mother move on Superbowl.
Yolanda Ando: It's just a game, guys.
Phil, Guillermo, Matt, and The entire audience: SHUT UP, YOLANDA!
Tyrra reaches the ropes, and Peters breaks up the scorpion deathlock. Tyrra is clutching her knee tightly when Tammy lets her legs drop to the ground. Tamara Sanchez rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez back in the ring with that chair. Jane Tyrra is waiting for her with a van daminator kick that sends the chair into her face!
The fans let out an earsplitting pop as Sanchez staggers around. Tyrra drops down into a stunner
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra climbs to the top rope and comes off with a big splash, but Tammy puts her knees up into Tyrra's stomach!! Sanchez moves in for the kill with an angle slam! She turns her over into a texas cloverleaf!
Tamara Sanchez plants her feet and pulls back on Jane Tyrra's legs. The fans chant "Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tammy! *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" She snarls back at them and yanks back on Tyrra's legs
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane not submitting, so Sanchez releases her legs and lifts her up into a fireman's carry. She drops her on her head with a death valley driver on the chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez german suplexes her but Tyrra flips and lands on her feet. She blasts Sanchez upside the head with a superkick!
The audience roars. Jane Tyrra bounces into the ropes and drops a big elbow across Sanchez's neck. She climbs to the top turnbuckle from inside the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra backflips into a gorgeous moonsault!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra irish whips Sanchez into the ropes, but Tammy comes back with a flying head scissors takedown that flips Jane across the ring!
The University Arena boos. She lifts Jane Tyrra up into a fisherman's suplex than drops her into a ki krusher piledriver!! Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez flips off the top rope with a swanton bomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez scoops Tyrra up into a nail in the coffin sit-out powerslam!
Tamara Sanchez leaps up to the second rope, and then hops back onto the rope, and then double jump moonsaults the canvas!! Jane Tyrra is waiting for her to get up and then double underhook DDTs her
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra climbs up to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra lifts Sanchez up on her shoulder, then gets a running start and Tyrra Bombs her!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Tamara Sanchez claps her legs together on Tyrra's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: She climbs to the top turnbuckle and then flips into a Windy North senton!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Tamara Sanchez gets her foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra wraps her arms around Tammy's head and drops down into a side effect named The Tyrra Effect!!
The crowd is on their feet, and Jane Tyrra climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Suddenly Shanna runs up to the apron, grabs the top rope for balance, and swats Tyrra in the back of the head with an enzuigiri kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra is crotched on the top turnbuckle, courtesy of Shanna, and Tamara Sanchez climbs to the second rope. She grabs two handfuls of Tyrra's hair and leaps off with an X factor off the top rope!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
The University Arena boos as "Alive" by Saliva plays over the PA system. Tamara Sanchez snatches her Hardkore World Women's Championship out of Mike Peters hands and escapes out of the ring before Meister can get her
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 15 minutes 16 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: With some help from EAW Women's Champion Shanna, Tamara Sanchez scores a win over former CWE Women's Champion Jane Tyrra. Next up in Phoenix, she has to put her precious title on the line against 3 time SWA/UWN World Heavyweight Champion, Divas Unleashed Champion, SCW Heavyweight Champion, & SCW Women's Champion Yuku Shiro.
Tamara Sanchez suspicously eyes Shanna as she walks past her with her Hardkore World Women's Championship clutched tightly to her body. Meister helps Jane Tyrra to her feet. Tyrra covers her nose while screaming obscenities at a laughing Shanna
Guillermo O'Bannon: I think Shanna and Jane Tyrra have a score to settle in Phoenix as well!
Guillermo O'Bannon: In Portland, Rising Sun and "Platinum" Pat Bozzini beat each other senseless with a steel chain until they were bloody messes. Then at Palm Springs Punishment, both Sun and "Platinum" Pat Bozzini picked up big wins. Pat Bozzini defeated former Hardkore World Champion James Fierce, and Rising Sun won the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship. Tonight, they have a rematch for that very belt hanging above the ring in a ladder match.
Suddenly, Fear Factory's "Archetype" blasts through the speakers and the fans jump to their feet in anticipation of their hero's arrival. Platinum then looks toward his former admirers, who are booing him on from the top of their lungs. He arrogantly makes his way in direction of the ring . Numerous strobes of different colors are beaming inside of the squared circle and over the fans as if the arena was a discotheque. Platinum adjusts his right elbow pad and then, he proceeds to get up on the ring apron and he jumps over the top rope to enter the ring in an athletic way. Platinum climbs on the ladder and points toward himself while screaming that he is the best. He quickly raises his arms again with an air of superiority. He takes off his shirt and prepares himself for battle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Platinum Productions has been red hot as of late, churning out the hits that have Hollywood banging down their door.
Phil Blauer: I'm dating that Rebecca Vanier chick from The Platinum Gamble, the girl that played Pat's girlfriend.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I think that was his girlfriend, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah.
Phil Blauer: Uh...those Hollywood guys are all homos anyway. Ask that guy at the end of the bar.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Guillermo's Dad?
Guillermo O'Bannon: At UCW Night of the Champions, UCW's big PPV of the year, "Platinum" Pat Bozzini successfully defended the UCW Triple Crown World Title first against R.C. in a Gold Rush cage match, finishing with a top-cage Heaven's Blade and the 1-2-3. Then, in his second title defense, the UCW Triple Crown World Heavyweight Champion faced up against the reigning GCW Undisputed World and Xtreme Champion, the 2006 King of the Death matches, Dynamite. After a grueling encounter, PPB narrowly put Dynamite away with a top-cage hurricanrana back into the ring.
Phil Blauer: They should charge him rent on the top of that cage.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The two Gold Rush cage World Title matches finished, Bozzini celebrated until Sadler arrived and announced that Mark Deal's special surprise match at Warfare 20 was for a World title shot whenever he desired. Deal cashed it in then and there, making it PPB's third title defense of the evening. His opponent tonight, Rising Sun- who was at ringside, jumped out of the guardrail, nailed Johnny with a DDT and hit Bozzini with a steel chair. A bit later, Deal hit his finisher for the 1-2-3 and finally end the long UCW Triple Crown reign of Bozzini.
Phil Blauer: Wow. The end of an era. Right?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Over at GCW, Platinum Pat Bozzini has returned to GCW on the 4-year Anniversary show, having a good performance and eliminating Lucean Slane. He was the last man eliminated when Slane helped Juan Pablo eliminate him, making Juan the winner. Tonight he hopes to do one better and climb that ladder and come down the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion.
Yolanda Ando: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini wears tight and long tights which are black on one leg and silver on the other leg.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Those pants sure are long.
Phil Blauer: And tight!
Yolanda Ando: He has "Platinum" written on one leg in platinum and has a roaring cerberus in platinum on the side of the other leg. Red droplets of blood can be seen surrounding the different symbols on both legs. On the back of his tights, it is written "The Feature Presentation" in black. He would also wear black pads, black wrist tape that also covers much of the hands and he would wear black boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Ladder Match is for the HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 225 pounds...'PLATINUM' PAT BOZZINI!!!"
The Albuquerque fans boo. "Thesis of a Cruel Angel" by Yoko Takahashi plays and The University Arena erupts. Rising Sun walks out with both the Hardkore Nippon Grand Championship and Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship in his arms, held up high. The audience cranes over the railing, trying to slap Sun's hands. He gets to as many as he can then steps in the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun has had a hot year so far in 2006. He won the Hardkore Nippon Grand Championship off of Johnny Lee Harley in Sendai, Japan. At Palm Springs Punishment 2006, he won the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship off of "The Big Ragoo" JoJo Sushi. He then won the Tournament for the Trophy at The Big Sandy Superstore Arena in Huntington, West Virginia. He just missed winning the UWA World Championship before Syberus swerved him in a match with Robert Hunglestien III DVD at the Convo in Athens, Ohio.
Yolanda Ando: Sun wears a orange martial arts gi’s and a “vega” style mask. The Mask is white with a red dot in the center mimicking the Japanese Flag.
Phil Blauer: He looks like a big carrot.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent is from Cheshire, Connecticut; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 190 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE NIPPON GRAND CHAMPION & HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...RISING SUN!!!"
The audience roars. Pat Bozzini and Sun lock-up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Sun snap mares Bozzini over
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini bounces into the ropes, and flips over Sun with a chiropracter crunch. Pat runs into the ropes again, but Sun takes him over with a deep arm drag.
Sun tosses him across the ring with another arm drag. Bozzini ducks under a right hand from Sun, and counters with a back suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini knocks over the ladder and puts it in the center of the ring. He irish whips Sun into the ropes and lifts him up high into a rydeen bomb onto the ladder!!
The audience pops as Sun arches his back in pain. Bozzini double underhooks his arms but Sun backdrops him. Sun runs off the ropes and stuns Bozzini with a double ax handle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun pops Bozzini in the face with a kneelift. He irish whips Bozzini into the corner and climbs up over him, pummeling him with a series of rights. Bozzini walks out a few steps and inverted atomic drops him. He drops Sun's throat on the top rope!
Bozzini sticks both of his knees into Sun's back and rolls him up into a bow & arrow. He bends Sun's spine across his upraised knees, pulling his head & ankles down towards the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini can break Sun's back in half, it won't do him any good. The only way to win this match is to climb that ladder and grab the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title.
Phil Blauer: Or a countout.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat rocks back on the bow & arrow, then sets up the ladder in the center of the ring. He gets a running start and bulldogs Sun's face on the ladder! The fans booing Bozzini, he was getting quite a different reaction at a UCW show on May 15th live in Bozzini's hometown of Montreal, Quebec, Canada. Platinum Pat Bozzini defeated the 2006 UCW Ruler of the Ring Tournament Winner Lucean Slane.
Sun rolls around the mat, clutching his face. Pat Bozzini stands the ladder up and climbs up to near the top. He leaps off with a froggy plancha, but Sun roundhouse kicks him in mid-air!! The Albuquerque fans cheer
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun knocks the ladder down and rolls Bozzini on to it. He gets a running start and handsprings backfirst into the ropes bouncing back into a splash on the ladder!
Bozzini rolls off the ladder in pain. Rising Sun irish whips Pat into the ropes and catches him with a huracanrana
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun goes for a canadian destroyer, but Bozzini reverses it with a northern lights suplex on the ladder!!
The University Arena boos. Pat Bozzini steps through the ropes and slingshots himself onto the top rope. He springboards off into a corkscrew elbow drop!! Some pockets of fans applaud that manuever
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini snap suplexes him. He applies an inverted facelock and twists around with a test drive he calls The Broken Promise!!
Bozzini leans the ladder up against the corner. He irish whips Sun, but Sun reverses it and shoots Pat into the ladder! Sun backs up and then runs in with a stinger splash, squashing him into the ladder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun whacks him with a shotei palm strike. He irish whips Pat Bozzini into the ropes and tiltawhirls him onto his knee with a quebradora con hilo backbreaker!!
He sets the ladder up in the center of the ring and climbs up halfway. Sun hops off into a corkscrew leg drop!! The audience roars and chants "SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun goes for a DDT but Bozzini lifts him up into a fireman's carry, but he swings him around into a lung blower called the "Goin' Platinum"-plex!!
The fans boo. Bozzini slides out of the ring and tries to bring the ladder out with him. Sun runs into the ropes and baseball slide kicks the ladder into his face!! Bozzini drops to the arena floor, clutching his face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun gets a running start and goes over the top rope with a plancha, but Bozzini moves!! Sun crashes facefirst into the railing!
Bozzini pulls Sun's head into his legs and drills him headfirst into the concrete with a cradle piledriver
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Priceless Driver on the floor!! He leans Rising Sun against the railing and then slides back into the ring. Pat Bozzini runs and hops onto the middle of the top rope, leaping off into a springboard clothesline!!
Sun flips up and over the guardrail into the audience! The crowd cheers wildly. Bozzini pulls him up by the hair, but Sun punches him a few times. He spins around and floors Bozzini with a discus punch that sends Pat to the feet of the front row fans
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun climbs to the top turnbuckle and dives onto Pat Bozzini in the crowd with a tope suicida!!
The University Arena rocks with chants of "SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!!" both men lie on top of a couple jubilant fans as their friends snap pictures. Sun flips him over the guardrail into the ringside area. Sun leans Pat against the railing
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun hops onto the middle of the second rope, and backflips into an asai moonsault but Bozzini moves out of the way and Sun drops chestfirst onto the railing!!
The fans boo. Pat Bozzini drops Sun on the concrete with a tigerdriver!! He rolls Sun back into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun stands up and catches The Technicality flying forearm off the top rope right between the eyes! He irish whips Sun into the ropes, but Sun ducks under a clothesline and counters with a side kick. Sun lifts him up into a death valley bomb!!
Sun drags Bozzini onto the ladder. He backflips into a moonsault splash on the ladder! Bozzini rolls off the ladder, and clutches his stomach. Sun sets the ladder up underneath the belt
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun climbs up the ladder, and grabs onto the belt! He's trying to get it loose, but Bozzini climbs up the other side and punches him in the face. Pat Bozzini butterflies his arms and double underhook powerbombs him off the ladder!!
The Albuquerque fans applaud the match so far, as both men lie next to one another trying to catch their breath. Bozzini pulls Sun up and half nelsons his one arm and hammerlocks the other
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini folds him up with a release tiger suplex! He knocks the ladder over and pulls Sun up into a styles clash, and spins around until he drops him facefirst with the Symphony of Sorrow on the ladder!!
Sun rolls around, clutching his face. Bozzini gut wrench suplexes Sun, then pulls him back up into a second and a third
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat pulls him up for a fourth gut wrench suplex. He lifts up the ladder, but Sun spinning leg lariots it into his face!!
The Albuquerque fans pop at the sound of metal clanging off of Bozzini's face. Sun leans Bozzini against the ropes. He runs into a cactus clothesline on & over the ropes! The cheers get louder and Sun gets back up onto the apron
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun steps through the ropes, and back into the ring. He jumps up onto the middle of the top rope and backflips into a springboard shooting star press on top of Pat Bozzini!!
The University Arena chants "SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!!" Sun throws Pat Bozzini over the railing into the audience. He pulls the railing towards the apron and then climbs back into the ring. Sun runs into the ropes and somersaults over the top rope into a senton in the crowd!! The chants of "SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!!" are deafening
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun drags out a table and lies Pat Bozzini on top of it. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips into a corkscrew legdrop, but Bozzini rolls off the table and Sun crashes through!!
The cheers turn to jeers. Pat Bozzini staggers back into the ring and drags the ladder up underneath the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title belt. Bozzini starts climbing up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini is near the top when he sees Sun entering the ring. He jumps off with a missle dropkick off the ladder catching him right in the face!!
Albuquerque fans boo. Pat Bozzini inverted facelocks him, and then lifts Sun up in a slingshot reverse suplex but Sun flips onto his feet! Sun & Bozzini exchanging blows but Sun ducks low. He dodges Bozzini's swing and sweeps out his legs. He then lands a shooting star press on Pat's mid section
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun climbs up the ladder, but Pat stops him with a couple of punches to his stomach. He tucks Sun's head into his shoulder and pulls him off the ladder with a muscle buster into a powerbomb called The Paralyzing Failure!!
The audience chants "Your Movies Suck! Your Movies Suck! Your Movies Suck! Your Movies Suck! Your Movies Suck!" Pat covers his ears and kicks the ropes towards some fans in the front row
Phil Blauer: Guillermo, did you start that chant?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini knocks down the ladder and lies Sun on top of it. He steps through the ropes and slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope. Springboard frog splash on the ladder!!
Sun flops like a stunned fish off of the ladder, clutching his riblets. Bozzini pulls the ladder up and leans it in the corner. He pulls Sun up and irish whips him into the corner, but Sun reverses it and shoots Pat facefirst into the ladder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun follows him in with a running enzuigiri, smacking Bozzini's face back into the ladder! Bozzini falls back to the mat, and Sun backflips into a standing moonsault!
Sun drags the ladder into the corner and then lays Bozzini on it. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Bozzini gets up and sweeps Sun's feet out from under him, crotching him on the turnbuckle. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle and sits down in front of Sun, wrapping his legs around the top rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini with a spider superplex onto the ladder!! Bozzini pulls himself back up on the top turnbuckle and delivers a beautiful reverse frankensteiner called Downfall of Humanity!!
Phil Blauer: I always thought that was when we allowed women to vote.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini release german suplexes him! He pulls Sun up into a crucifix and gets a running start, but Sun slips out on to his feet. He targets Pat's chest with a front kick with enough force to make him lean down. Sun then turns 180 and nails the lowered Bozzini with a strong back kick to the head.
The Albuquerque audience applauds. He full nelsons "Platinum" Pat Bozzini and then drops back into a dragon suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Enter the Dragon!! Sun hits Bozzini in the temple with a right hand. He then rapid fire punches him in the ribs, gut and groin! Then he goes upstairs to his nose, and finally his chin!
Pat Bozzini answers with a kick to Sun's balls, he then folds him up with a twisted and bridged blizzard suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Perfect Fantasy!! Pat Bozzini drags over the ladder and electric chairs him up onto his shoulders. He ocean cyclone suplexes Sun onto the ladder!!
Pat Bozzini sets the ladder up and climbs up. Sun gets up and grabs the ladder & wobbles it to set him off balance. Sun climbs up the ladder after him, but Bozzini wraps around his neck and drops back into a flatliner with his knee in Sun's stomach off the ladder!! The Albuquerque fans boo as Sun rolls around clutching his stomach
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini irish whips Rising Sun into the ropes, but he tumbles back with a rolling thunder lariot that nearly takes him out of his boots!
The University Arena pops big! Sun climbs up to the top turnbuckle with the ladder in his hands. He frog splashes off the top with the ladder between him and Bozzini!! The chants of "SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!!" are deafening. Both men roll around the mat in agony
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun applies a cobra twist and then pumphandles him up into a X-Tornado!!
The crowd cheers and Sun rolls out of the ring and grabs another table. He slides it under the ropes and then sets it up near the ladder. He rolls Bozzini on the table, and then climbs up the ladder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun backflips into a shooting star press with a 450 degree inward spin onto Pat Bozzini through the table!!
The Albuquerque fans blow the roof off The University Arena. The "SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!!" chants come back. After some agonizing moments, Sun irish whips Bozzini into the ropes and tiltawhirls him, but Pat twists out of it with a flying head scissors takedown
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini full nelsons him and then drops back into a russian legsweep! Bozzini irish whips Sun into the turnbuckles, but Sun runs up the turnbuckles and backflips into a moonsault reverse DDT!!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun sets the ladder up underneath the belt and climbs up. Pat Bozzini gets underneath him, and pulls him back down in a sunset flip Rollercoaster Bomb!!
Both men lie next to one another, completely exhausted. Pat Bozzini pulls him up into a double underhook, then spinning brainbusters him
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Brain Storm! He irish whips Bozzini into the turnbuckles. He follows him in but Sun jumps over him and kicks the back of his head in mid air. Bozzini is pushed face first into the turnbuckle!
Sun rolls Bozzini onto the ladder. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and then somersaults forward into a firebird splash on Bozzini on the ladder!! The audience cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun goes to pull Bozzini up by the hair, but Pat flips him across the ring with an armdrag. He flips him to the other side with another armdrag. Rising Sun applies a sleeper hold and then flips him onto his head!
"Platinum" Pat Bozzini lifts Sun up for a vertical Suplex. Instead of dropping him, he spins him several times in the air before briefly positioning Sun to a 45 degree angle while still spinning. Without stopping to spin, he quickly and abruptly drills his opponent to the mat with a implant DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Superiority ShellShock!! The crowd giving both competitors a standing ovation for such a great match. Bozzini runs into the ropes and comes at him with a flying forearm, but Sun catches him in mid-air with a big boot!
Bozzini clutches his face while kicking his heels into the mat in pain. He gets up only far enough for Sun to catch him on the back of his headd with an axe kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun sticks his knee in Bozzini's back and pulls back on his arms with a surfboard. Bozzini in fits of pain! Rising Sun trying to rip Pat's arms out of his sockets.
Phil Blauer: That'll make it hard to climb a ladder.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun rolls Bozzini onto the ladder and climbs up to the top turbnbuckle from inside the ring. He backflips into a moonsault but just hits the ladder!!
Pat gets to his feet and sets the ladder up and begins climbing, but Sun catches his foot. Bozzini inverted facelocks him and jumps off into a tornado neckbreaker!! The crowd boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini back suplexes Sun up into a blue thunder driver!! He butterflies his arms and tosses him over his shoulder with a double underhook suplex!
Pat Bozzini climbs up the ladder but Sun climbs up the other side to meet him at the top. They trade punches and Bozzini catches him with a diamond cutter off the top of the ladder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozz Cut off the ladder!!
Phil Blauer: What a match!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini pulls him up in a waistlock, but Sun back elbows him. Sun bounces into the ropes and catches him with a flying body press!
Phil Blauer: Idiot. You can't pin anyone in this match.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun twists his arm and hops onto the top turnbuckle. He tightrope walks along the top rope for a while and then jumps off with a forearm smash to the back of his neck.
Sun steps through the ropes and runs along the apron. He hops onto the second turnbuckle and back twists over the ropes back into the ring with a splash
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun climbs up the ladder. He jumps off the ladder, grabbing the backs of his own ankles with a double kneedrop to Bozzini's chest!! The 3rd Impact!
Sun knocks the ladder over and lays it in the center of the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Bozzini to get back up to his feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun flips over Bozzini with his Setting Sunset flip, smacking the back of Bozzini's head on the ladder!!
The Albuquerque audience pops and Rising Sun sets the ladder up and climbs up to the top. Pat Bozzini climbs up the ladder behind him and lifts him up into a human torture rack
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini flips him over into a burning hammer into a DDT off the top of the ladder!! Bozzini Code off the ladder!!
Pat Bozzini climbs up the ladder and grabs the belt and the bell rings! The Albuquerque fans boo
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini wins the World Light Heavyweight Championship!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 27 minutes 14 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...'PLATINUM' PAT BOZZINI!!"
The crowd jeers as Fear Factory's "Archetype" plays. Bozzini stays on the ladder and kisses the belt
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini wins a belt that goes back to 1993, he can be mentioned is the same breath as such legends as Rad Rick, Kuala Hala, Kentaro Korose, San Diego Strangler, Ace Kilcannon, El Hombre Murcie'Lago, and Tuxedo Mask!
Phil Blauer: These fans don't seem to want to mention him in those breaths.
Bozzini hugs the title to his chest while the fans chant "FUCK YOU PAT!! FUCK YOU PAT!! FUCK YOU PAT!! FUCK YOU PAT!! FUCK YOU PAT!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: In Palm Springs, Kilroy Evans and Rated X tore it up in a barbed wire match for the ages. Rated X came out on top taking the Hardkore America Championship that Kilroy's had since December. Tonight, they're gonna take it all over The University Arena in a falls count anywhere match.
"No Rest For The Wicked" by The Bloodhound Gang plays and gets a pop from the New Mexico fans. Kilroy Evans walks down to the ring, waving to the fans. He slides under the ropes and climbs to the second turnbuckle and holds his Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belt up in the air, while waving to the audience
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy and Rated X were neck and neck in that barbed wire match all the way. That was a definate match of the year candidate, hopefully tonight they can top themselves.
Phil Blauer: What is it with you women?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, I'm a man...
Phil Blauer: It's not enough you had a good time last time, now I gotta top that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: You barely said anything...
Phil Blauer: I am not a machine! Babe Ruth didn't hit out the park every day.
Yolanda Ando: He also didn't pop out most of the time. Kilroy Evans wears a black Mystery Science Theatre t-shirt, blue jeans, brown belt and red, white, and blue wristbands.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Falls Count Anywhere Match is for the HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters; Featuring first from Attbury, South Carolina; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 253 pounds; He is One Third of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...'TIGERHEART' KILROY EVANS!!!"
The fans cheer and Bill Kasal slips a $50 into his breast pocket. Then "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and The University Arena goes ballistic. Rated X steps through the curtain with his dinged up bloody steel chair with a white "X" painted across the seat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X makes his debut in New Mexico! This is the first time any of them have seen the Hardkore Legend!
Phil Blauer: Many of them listed X as the most famous wrestler they've never seen on OOC boards across the country. Doesn't surprise me. Most of these people haven't seen indoor plumbing.
Yolanda Ando: Rated X is wearing some black trunks, black boots and his signature black mask with a white X on it. His chest, arms, and back are covered in Yakuza style tattoos.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Parts Unknown, Standing 5 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds...RATED X!!!"
The Albuquerque fans roar and chant "Ra-ted X!! Ra-ted X!! Ra-ted X!! Ra-ted X!! Ra-ted X!!" X gets a running start and cracks Kilroy Evans in the head with his X Chair!! The sound rings through The University Arena and Mike Peters signals for the bell
Phil Blauer: Kilroy Evans is laid out by a chair shot!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls Kilroy Evans up but Kilroy ducks under an elbow shot. Kilroy Evans responds with a german suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Rated X rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans goes for a belly to belly but X knees him in the balls. Rated X grabs him by his Mystery Science Theatre 3000 t-shirt and tosses him through the ropes into the railing!
Phil Blauer: There they go.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X rolls out of the ring and irish whips Kilroy Evans as hard as he can into the guardrail! Rated X charges him but Kilroy Evans back body drops him over the railing into the front row!
The Albuquerque fans pop, and Kilroy Evans steps over the railing to meet Rated X. A fan hands Kilroy Evans a Big Mark Evans stuffed animal and Evans tosses it into X's face
Phil Blauer: Hey! Those are $14.95!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans irish whips Rated X into the railing and then avalanches him against the cold steel!
Rated X smashes Evans in the face with a punch, and then tosses his face into the top of the guardrail. Rated X headlocks Kilroy and then running bulldogs his throat on the railing
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X backs Kilroy Evans through the crowd with karate chops to the top of the head.
Phil Blauer: Reminicent of the Mongolian guy Kin Corn Karn from the NES Pro Wrestling game in 87!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X kicks a guy out of his chair, and delivers a swinging neckbreaker to the back of his chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Kilroy's gonna have to burn that MST shirt now that it touched this floor. A tetnus shot wouldn't hurt either.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X goes for a piledriver but Kilroy backdrops him on the concrete! Kilroy Evans grabs a kid's coke can and shakes it up. He sprays Rated X in the face with half a can of Squirt.
Phil Blauer: He squirted all over his face!
Yolanda Ando: I hate when they do that. There's a reason they pay those girls so well.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans full nelson suplexes Rated X on a bunch of empty chairs!
A kid in a wheelchair comes over and hands Rated X his chair
Phil Blauer: How sweet. This child's dying wish is for Kilroy to bludgeon Rated X to death with his chair.
Guillermo O'Bannon: How do you know he's dying...and what does a kid in a wheelchair need a folding chair for?
Kilroy Evans wails back and cracks Rated X in the head with cancer boy's chair! Rated X staggers a little and then falls into a man's lap headfirst. The man doesn't seem to mind so much
Yolanda Ando: Take ya back, Phil?
Phil Blauer: Don't ever get drunk with this woman, she's a parrot!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans scoops Rated X up, but X falls behind him in an inverted facelock...he hits The Black Out on the floor!!
The Albuquerque fans cheer, and Rated X kicks the wheelchair kid in the chest! The sick crowd cheers even louder. Rated X grabs a coke can and returns the favor by pouring the coke on Kilroy's face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X rips the coke can in half...
Phil Blauer: The pure power it takes to do that boggles the mind.
Guillermo O'Bannon: X now tearing Kilroy Evans barely healed cuts from their last match with that coke can! He then grabs a crutch from a kid behind him and breaks it over Kilroy's back!!
Phil Blauer: Wheelchairs & crutches? Who knew The University Arena's "Cripples Get In Free" promotion would be so intergral to tonight's action?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X takes the pointy broken edge and stabs it into Kilroy's leg!!
Kilroy screams in agony. A fan hands Rated X a cheese grater and he drops it on the ground. He DDTs Kilroy's face on the grater!! Kilroy Evans rolls over onto the floor with a huge cut on his scalp
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X stomps Kilroy's head over & over, and kicks him in the face! Kilroy tries to crawl away, and grabs a fan's cup of beer and tosses it in X's eyes!
Rated X staggers around, blinded. Kilroy Evans grabs him by the mask and slams him headfirst into the railing! Kilroy grabs Rated X and drops a stunner so that X's jaw hits the top of the chair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans inverted russian leg sweeps Rated X's face into the railing!! Rated X fires back with some knuckle shots to his forehead breaking Kilroy's head open the hard way.
Rated X bites his forehead opening up the wound even more. He delivers some closed fists and sharp elbows opening the wound up more. Rated X drives Evans' face first into his knee twice, then finishes up with a big punch sending him over the railing into the aisleway
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X steps over the railing, but Kilroy catches him with a punch in mid-straddle. A fan hands him some fishing line and Evans strangles him with it!
Phil Blauer: Strangles him with what?
Guillermo O'Bannon: The fishing line.
Phil Blauer: I don't see anything. It seems they're doing one of those there pantomimes.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X's neck is turning white from the fishing line, so he back elbows Kilroy in the face. He hangman's neckbreakers Evans head into the railing! He pins him out in the aisleway.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A fan tosses a stuffed bear at the wrestlers. Kilroy Evans instinctively grabs it and whacks Rated X in the head with it...X goes down like a sack of hammers?!?
Kilroy looks at the bear, confused. He then drops the bear on the ground and DDTs him on it! Rated X rolls over, to the side, limp. Kilroy Evans lifts it up and rips the bear in half and pulls out a large brick! Kilroy smiles and the crowd pops. Kilroy mouths "Thank you." to the fan
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans punches Rated X up the rampway to the top. X digs his thumbs into Kilroy's head wound and pulls it open more. He drops a couple of bionic elbows, and then scoops Evans up. He fallaway slams Kilroy Evans off the ramp to the floor below!!
The audience erupts and chants "RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!" Rated X hops down from the ramp onto the floor and makes the cover
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
He grabs Kilroy Evans and pulls him through the back curtain into the locker room
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs a framed picture of our fearless leader, Jonnie Valentine!
Phil Blauer: Hey, that's someone's job to hang that back up there.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I'm standing right here, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X breaks the frame over Kilroy's head! Kilroy kicks Rated X between the stems and then piledrives him on the concrete!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans headlocks Rated X and gives him...a noogie?
Phil Blauer: Only the deadliest of blood feuds are reserved for the purple nurple.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans gives X an indian burn, and double underhook DDTs Rated X's face on the locker room floor!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X rolls over and grabs a broom stick...
Phil Blauer: Someone sweeps up back there? You'd never know it.
Guillermo O'Bannon: X cracks that broom over Kilroy Evans' head! He pulls down Kilroy Evans' jean shorts and...no!
Phil Blauer: I'm getting bad flashbacks of my time in Mexican prison here.
Before Kilroy Evans can be violently sodomized, Rising Sun runs up and grabs it out of his hands
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun makes the save, but Rated X kicks him in the guts and DDTs his skull into Kilroy Evans' face!! He breaks the glass and grabs the firehose. He sits on Kilroy's back and camel clutches him with the hose!
Kilroy Evans coughs and chokes as X leans back with the hose. Mike Peters checks in to see if he submits but he waves his finger from side to side that he doesn't
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X cracks Kilroy Evans over the head with the metal nozzle! Kilroy staggers around and falls against the locker. Rated X lifts him up in a human torture rack, but Evans lands on his feet behind her. He smashes Rated X's face into the locker!
Kilroy Evans knocks the locker over onto the ground. He pulls Rated X up and suplexes him onto the locker!! X's back makes a huge impression on the locker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X tries to sit up but Kilroy Evans soccer kicks him in the chest! Kilroy Evans belly to belly suplexes X through the locker room doors out into the parking lot!
Rated X gets up and gets speared into Toyota Camry! His elbow breaks the windshield
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans crucifix powerbombs him onto the hood!!
Phil Blauer: Ouch.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy climbs up on the hood, but Rated X comes up swinging! X kicks him in the stomach and DDTs Kilroy's head through the windshield!!
The car alarm goes off as Kilroy Evans body hangs out of the windshield. Rated X pulls him onto the roof of the Camry. He pulls the head into his legs and then drills Evans' head into the top of the roof with a piledriver
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X takes a shard of glass and stabs him in the ear with it!!
Phil Blauer: Did X's dad not hug em enough? Did he even have a Dad?
Yolanda Ando: I always thought he ate his Dad as soon as he was able.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls him up into a front facelock, but Kilroy Evans spinebusters him onto the windshield!! He covers him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy pulls him off the car and irish whips him into the steel locker room doors! He limps in with a clothesline that send them both sprawling back into the locker room!
Rated X grabs Soutter's personal fork off of the craft service and stabs Kilroy Evans in the arm with it! Evans howls in pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X irish whips Kilroy Evans head into the locker room wall!
Phil Blauer: Ew, it left a big red spot.
Rated X draws a red X on the wall with Kilroy's head, then tosses him to the floor and puts the boots to him. He pulls Kilroy up and bulldogs his head into the coke machine
Phil Blauer: Between this and the dog collar match between Lucifer Jones & "The Punisher" Dan Stein that coke machine has taken alot of damage tonight.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Something tells me the dean of New Mexico University is gonna be charging Jonnie for a new one. Rated X rams his head into the coke machine again and some bottles come out!
Rated X picks up a couple of the bottles and bounces them off of Kilroy Evans' head! The bottles making sickening clanking noises as they riccochet off his skull. Rated X walks over and grabs a toolbox from one of the handymen
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X takes a screwdriver out of that toolbox and stabs it into Kilroy Evans' forehead!! He twists the phillip's head around making the cut even worse.
Rated X takes out a pair of pliers and puts them in Kilroy's mouth. He tries to pull out a tooth before Robert Hunglestien III walks up and knees Rated X in the face
Phil Blauer: What the hell is Hunglestien doing?
Guillermo O'Bannon: He's in The Un-Stable with Kilroy so he's making sure his partner doesn't lose a tooth.
Phil Blauer: He is? What happened to that whole thing with Lonewolf McNeely where they hated The Un-Stable? No one tells me anything! I look like a fool now!
Rated X threatens Robert Hunglestien III with the pliers and the World Champion backs off, but Kilroy Evans spears him from behind into a locker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans punches Rated X until they appear through the curtain once again.
The audience pops as they see this match live for the first time in seven minutes. Kilroy headbutts Rated X over & over as they make their way down the aisleway. A fan hands Kilroy Evans a garden hoe
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans cracks Rated X over the head with that garden hoe! Rated X staggers around and Evans drops the hoe between his legs. Evans steps on the head and it smacks X in the face!
Phil Blauer: Foghorn Leghorn did it better.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans lifts Rated X up and running spinebusters his back into the guardrail!
The fans cheer. Kilroy Evans sets up the table by the apron and rolls Rated X onto the table. Kilroy climbs up to the apron, and pulls X up by the mask. Rated X reverses it into a hangman's neckbreaker through the table
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X hits one of his lethal neckbreakers through that table! He makes the cover!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls out a chain from underneath the ring. He wraps it around his fist and bludgeons him with it!
Rated X sits over Evans whacking him over & over with the chain wrapped around his fist. He pulls Evans up to his feet but Kilroy blocks one of the punces and fires back with one of his own
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans gives Rated X a brainbuster on The University Arena floor!! He goes underneath the ring and pulls out a bag of something...
Kilroy Evans scatters lego pieces on the floor, the audience cheers. Kilroy scoops Rated X up and bodyslams him onto the plastic shrapnel!! Rated X sits up, arching his back in pain. His back is littered with multi-colored lego pieces
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans pulls out a table and leans it up against the railing. Rated X has that chain around his fist again and bashes Evans in the face with it! He pulls Kilroy's head into his legs and then running powerbombs Kilroy into the leaning table!!
The Albuquerque fans roar. Rated X picks little lego pieces out of his back and then pulls out another table. He sets it up next to the apron and rolls Kilroy onto the table. Rated X climbs up to the apron
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X scoops Kilroy Evans up and running tombstone piledrives Kilroy's head through the table!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls Kilroy back up to the apron and steps through the ropes. He wraps that chain around Evans' neck and hangs him over the top rope! Kilroy is a bloody mess, kicking his feet out looking for the apron.
Rated X braces his knee against Kilroy's back and strangles him with the chain links. Kilroy Evans finally gets his feet on the apron and hiptosses him over the ropes onto the broken table!! The fans chant "KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans DDTs Rated X's head onto the lego pieces and the concrete!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A fan hands Kilroy a foam bat, and he smashes Rated X in the chest with it!!
The audience buzzes with confusion and then Kilroy slips the foam off and shows that it's an aluminum bat underneath
Phil Blauer: Now, I'm confused. Why didn't he just take the foam off? It would have hurt more.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X has the timekeeper's bell...
Ron De La O: Fuck Youuuuuuu Man!
Rated X smashes Kilroy in the face with the timekeeper's bell!! Before Kilroy has a chance to fall, Rated X DDTs him on the bell
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X smashes Kilroy Evans face into the cornerpost!! He then picks up his X Seat and caves in the back of Evans' skull while he's leaning against the ringpost!!
The fans wince at the impact. The crowd starts up a dueling chant of "Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X! Let's Go Kilroy! Let's Go X!" Rated X goes and pulls out a ladder to silence the Kilroy fans
Phil Blauer: He has a ladder!!
Guillermo O'Bannon: I see that, Phil. Rated X leans Kilroy against the guardrail and then places the ladder against Kilroy's face. X rolls back into the ring and runs into the ropes. He baseball slide kicks the bottom so the top of the ladder smashes Evans in the face!!
Phil Blauer: That was the move that killed Kilroy's namesake, Rally Jackson, the first time!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X stabs Kilroy in the back over & over with a piece of that broken table! He rolls Kilroy onto the apron, but Kilroy hits X low when X stands up there with him. Kilroy Evans gives him The Bad Touch off the apron!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A fan hands Kilroy a bottle of hot sauce and throws it in Rated X's eyes! Rated X staggers around blinded while Kilroy climbs up on the apron with Rated X's X Chair. He leaps off, braining Rated X with a clothesline with The X Seat!!
The University Arena roars! Kilroy Evans sets up a table and rolls Rated X on top of it. Evans climbs to the top turnbuckles and then leaps off with a superfly splash onto Rated X, liquifying the table
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans rolls Rated X back into the ring and follows him in. He goes for a piledriver, but Rated X backdrops out of it. Rated X drags the ladder into the ring and suplexes Kilroy onto the ladder!!
Kilroy Evans' back arches in pain and then he lays back down on the ladder. Rated X climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with an elbow that misses Kilroy but not that ladder!! X rolls around, clutching his arm
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans sets up the ladder in the corner and irish whips Rated X facefirst into it! He follows him in, but X catches him with a clothesline.
Rated X picks up the ladder and gets a running start before bashing him in the face with it! Rated X crouches over him and chokes Kilroy with the bottom rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sets up The X Chair, but Kilroy trips him up with a drop toe hold, smashing Rated X's face into the seat! Kilroy Evans rolls out of the ring and pulls a table into the ring. He sets up the table and suplexes Rated X on the ladder!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans rolls X on the table. He climbs up on the top turnbuckles, and then comes off with an elbow drop but Rated X rolls off it!! Kilroy Evans goes right through the table!
The Albuquerque fans roar. Rated X unfolds the chair, and lifts Kilroy up in a human torture rack, and then flips him over into a Palm Springs Driver on the standing chair
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X presses the top of that chair into Kilroy Evans' throat, choking him. He pushes down on Kilroy's windpipe, trying to go right through to the other side.
Phil Blauer: China?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X picks up the ladder and puts it over his head. He gets a running start and clotheslines Kilroy with it!!
Rated X sets up the ladder in the corner and irish whips him, but Kilroy reverses the irish whip and shoots X into the ladder! X staggers out into a double underhook DDT on the X Seat
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans crouches over him and headbutts him over & over in the face! He pulls him up and salutes X before applying a cobra clutch. He pulls back on X's arm while pressing down on the back of his neck.
Kilroy Evans thrashes Rated X from side to side, while X's legs begin to buckle. Mike Peters raises Rated X's arm but he keeps it up and then runs backwards, smashing Kilroy's back into the ladder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X lifts Kilroy Evans up into a powerbomb onto the standing X Chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X puts the ladder over Kilroy Evans body and then stands on it. He takes the chair and smashes the ladder with it over & over! He lifts Kilroy up and delivers another Palm Springs Driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X slides underneath the ring and pulls another table into the ring. He powerbombs Rated X through the table!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans gets his shoulder up)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X tries to suplex him but Kilroy Evans blocks it. He lifts up Rated X in a suplex and drops him over the top rope to the The University Arena floor!
Kilroy Evans crouches over Rated X and beats his head in with a downpour of fists. He then grinds Rated X's face into the floor for a while. He goes underneath the ring and produces a dog collar. He puts it around Rated X's neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans rolls back into the ring. Rated X follows after him and...
Rated X screams in agony, jolting like a stunned fish. He rolls out of the ring, confused. Kilroy waves him back on, and Rated X rolls in with the same result, pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans put one of those electric dog fences around the ringposts! Rated X tries to take the dog collar off, but Andrew Karnage runs up behind him and tosses Rated X into the ring!!
Rated X shrieks in pain, shaking and contorting. Rated X can finally get the collar off but Kilroy Evans makes the cover
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X puts his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans climbs to the top turnbuckle, but X kicks Peters into the ropes and crotches him! Rated X limps up to the second turnbuckle and Unabomber DDTs Kilroy Evans on the X Chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls him up into a powerbomb but Kilroy rolls out of it into The Bad Touch!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans climbs to the top turnbuckles and flies off with a splash, but Rated X puts up his knees!
Rated X rolls underneath the ring and grabs a strand of barbed wire. He holds it up for the Albuquerque fans who let out a huge pop. He rolls back into the ring and whips Kilroy's back with it
Phil Blauer: If Rated X keeps doing that, Kilroy's gonna run out of the four shirts he owns.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X lashes him once again with the barbed wire strand! He wraps the barbed wire around Kilroy's head & mouth and applies a side headlock!!
Kilroy cries out in agony and pushes Rated X off into the ropes. He floors X on the comeback with a roundhouse kick! He tries his best to pull off the barbed wire and after a few attempts, he does it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans puts the chair over Rated X's face and legdrops it into his face!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy irish whips X into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop, and X swings around into a rude awakening!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X rolls Kilroy onto the ladder and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He jumps off into an elbow drop, squashing Evans!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X double underhooks Evans up into a backbreaker over his shoulder and then drills his head into the mat with his RU-486!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kilroy Evans gets his shoulder up)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Nine Minutes Have Elapsed. 1 MINUTE REMAINING!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: I can't believe it! Kilroy kicked out of the RU-486!
Phil Blauer: He's done what half a million day old fetuses couldn't!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sets up the ladder in the corner, and irish whips him into the corner, but Kilroy reverses it and irish whips X into the ladder again! He catches him with The Bad Touch on the seat of the X Chair!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans back suplexes him up into his Blue Thunder Driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans scoops Rated X up and bodyslams him but Rated X catches his leg on the way down and inside cradles him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
The Albuquerque audience leaps to their feet as "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot begins playing. Both men pass out from exhaustion and Mike Peters holds up Rated X's limp arm, then places the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship on his chest
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 29 minutes 28 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...RATED X!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: These two men have taken each other to the locker room, the parking lot, and nearly to a time limit draw tonight! At the end, Rated X stands alone as the Hardkore America Champion.
Andrew Karnage, Rising Sun, Adrian Tanner Jr., and Robert Hunglestien III come down to the ring and help Kilroy Evans to his feet. Karnage goes to stomp the downed Rated X
Guillermo O'Bannon: Wait, Kilroy Evans stops Karnage from attacking Rated X.
Phil Blauer: I think these two men earned one another's respect tonight...something you will never do for me, Guillermo. I hate you. I hate you so much it makes my stomach hurt sometimes.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Uh, ok. The Un-Stable helping Kilroy Evans from the ring to fight another day. Rated X has strongman "The Punisher" Dan Stein next up for him in Phoenix.
The University Arena chants "RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Now it's time for the Main Event. This should be a technical clinic, so I'm excited.
Phil slides away
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus helped Robert Hunglestien III win the UWA World Championship, but people should know by now not to help Hunglestien. All it got him was a one way ticket to Firedville when he lost a loser leaves town match to Sun in Philadelphia. Adrian Tanner Jr. came down to help him by becoming the referee but wound up swerving him and helped Sun keep his job. Now Syberus comes back to this "regional Southwest Indy fed" to get some revenge on Hunglestien. But this isn't Hunglestien's first barbeque. He's held nearly every title in Hardkore World, and is the first wrestler to ever hold both the UWA & Hardkore World Heavyweight Championships at the same time. He's shown he will do anything and betray anyone to keep any title around his waist.
“Some Might Say" by Oasis plays and Syberus walks down to the ring to the cheers of the fans. He slaps a few hands and then gets on the apron and wipes his feet before entering the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus has won alot of championships, but seems to have been committed to win this one since I first met him. And now with his unceremonial firing at UWA, it's galvanized this notorious carpetbagger to focus on the oldest World Championship on the net.
Phil Blauer: What's the net have to do with anything?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nevermind.
Yolanda Ando: Syberus wears dark blue vinyl-look short tights with the yellow circle of stars representing the European Union on the front and back, Black elbow and knee pads and black boots, with yellow hand/wrist tape to accent the yellow of the European stars. The WMW World title is strapped around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE! Your referee is Ron Reid. From The Continent of Europe; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 228 pounds; He is The Current WMW World Heavyweight Champion...The Great SYBERUS!!!"
The audience cheers. Then The University Arena goes dark, purple lights flash and a purple spotlight shines on Robert Hunglestein III at the top of the ramp way. The purple lights turn to gold as a voice says "You wish you could be me...It must suck to be you!" then purple and gold begin to alternate and run all over The University Arena as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears hits. Hunglestien points at his Hardkore World Heavyweight Champioship strapped around his waist and then shines up his UWA World Championship slung over his shoulder. He heads down to ring with a slow cocky strut, as the fans cheer
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien has dominated UWA and Hardkore World for the past few months and at Palm Springs Punishment 2006, he cleanly defeated Andrew Sinclair, his former Un-Stablemate. While Sinclair wrestles a Strong style, while Syberus wrestles a style he's much more accustomed to. A technical mat based style.
Phil Blauer: When did he get back in The Un-Stable? I'm completely lost.
Guillermo O'Bannon: When he swerved Lonewolf McNeely during his Hardkore West Coast title match at Palm Springs Punishment 2006. The Hang Em High match?
Phil Blauer: Was I there?
Yolanda Ando: Yes, Phil. Anyway, the champ is wearing a long black robe, with purple and gold gems spelling out the name "Hunglestein" across the back. has on a black wrestling singlet that has "Hunglestein" wrapping across the front diagonally from top to bottom in dark purple with gold outline. On the back of the singlet there’s three slashes in gold which obviously symbolize the 3 from the end of his name. Hunglestien also wears black elbow pads, and has his wrist taped with black tape. Robert wears black boots and black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent, originally hailing from Cleveland, Ohio, now making his residence in Beverly Hills, California; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 265 pounds; He is The Current UWA World Champion and HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!!"
The crowd gives him a mixed reaction. Ron Reid holds the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship in the air and then signals for the bell. Syberus and Hunglestien lock up in a collar-and-elbow tie up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus will takes Hunglestien's arm and twist it into a wrist lock. He pushes his wrist downward as he and Hunglestien jockey for position. Hunglestien proves to be the stronger one, so Syberus panics and turns it into a hammerlock.
Syberus pulls up on Hunglestien's wrist in the chicken wing. Hunglestien back elbows Syberus in the face and applies a chicken wing of his own
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus reverses the hammerlock into a full nelson that he takes to the ground. He grinds Hunglestien's face into the canvas, pressing down on the back of his neck. Hunglestien works his way back up to his feet, and mule kicks Syberus in the groin!
The audience boos and Hunglestien takes him over in a side arm takedown. But Syberus takes him back down with a leg scissors. Hunglestien tries to whip his body out of it but it unsuccessful
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus squeezes those powerful legs around Hunglestien's head. Hunglestien gets to his feet with his head still between Syberus's legs, but Syberus lifts his legs up and drives his head into the mat! Syberus goes back to the hammerlock.
Syberus is on Hunglestien's back pulling up on his arm as the champ growls in pain, kicking his feet into the mat. Hunglestien fights his way back to his feet and snap mares Syberus over
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien hammerlocks Syberus' arm behind him, then body slams him on his chicken winged arm. Hunglestien grabs Syberus' arm and drops down into a code red armbreaker!
Syberus rolls around, clutching his arm. Hunglestien pulls him up by the arm, but Syberus ducks under a shortarm clothesline and responds with a german suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus applies a keylock to that same arm he's been wearing down all night. He wrenches up on Hunglestien's wrist and elbow. Hunglestien tries to hook his feet around the ropes, but Syberus drags him away by the arm.
Phil Blauer: Everybody better get comfortable. Hunglestien included.
Syberus gets behind Hunglestien and grabs the other arm into a double keylock. He leans back as far as he can, trying to hyperextend his elbows. Syberus readjusts for a better grip and pulls back on his wrists
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien rolls back and is able to kick Syberus in the head. He hammerlocks Syberus' arm behind him and drops down into a jawbreaker. He applies a crippler crossface! He rocks back with Syberus' head & arm in his hands.
Syberus cries out in pain, as Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to tap out. Syberus reaches the ropes and the ref forces him to break the hold. Hunglestien scoops him up and bodyslams him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien applies an armbar but Syberus takes him down with another scissors hold. This time Hunglestien kips out of it, but Syberus kicks him in the stomach. He gives him a fameasser to the back of his elbow!
Hunglestien lays on his stomach clutching his arm close to his body, but Syberus kneels on the his upper back. With the aid of his knee, he hyperextends the arm with one arm and puts on a wristlock with the other
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus with an arm bar to one arm with a wristlock to the other.
Phil Blauer: After Syberus' match with Tatsuya Arakawa, Arakawa was still having trouble with his arms in that tag team match. Hunglestien needs to keep them away from Syberus or he'll have trouble with them for life.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien hooks his feet around the ropes and Ron Reid forces a break. Syberus pulls him up by the hair but Hunglestien does a go behind takedown to the mat. He applies a full nelson, giving Syberus a reciept for the manuever earlier on.
Hunglestien grinds Syberus' face into the canvas a little and the Albuquerque fans boo him. He pulls him back up to his feet and dragon suplexes him
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Syberus gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III irish whips Syberus into the ropes and hits him with a stiff clothesline. He lifts Syberus up in a fireman's carry, but Syberus takes him down with a crucifix cradle!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien gets his shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: Someone used to do that as a finisher, I can't remember who. God, this is gonna kill me...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Both men up to a vertical base, and Hunglestien stuns him with a double ax handle. He irish whips Syberus but Syberus hangs onto his arm and uses it to yank him down to the mat.
Phil Blauer: Was it Max Moon?
Guillermo O'Bannon: He did the flying body press. Syberus applies a fujiwara armbar. He pulls up on Hunglestien's whammybarred arm, pulling up on his wrist & elbow.
Phil Blauer: Battle Kat?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Nah, that was more of a victory roll. Ron Reid checking in to see if Hunglestien wants to give it up but no such luck. Hunglestien instead uses the momentum to cradle him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Syberus gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus goes to kick him, but Hunglestien catches his leg and takes him over into a dragon screw legwhip. He quickly turns it into an inverted indian deathlock. He leans back on his twisted legs, also giving himself a much needed rest.
Phil Blauer: That's what I've always liked about the inverted indian deathlock. It seems like the most relaxing move you could do. All your missing is a cold one in your hand. If I had a finisher, it'd be that one. Can we call it The Blau-Lock?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Oh can we? Can we please?
Guillermo O'Bannon: No.
Phil Blauer: I got it, Blue Blazer!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Moonsault.
Phil Blauer: Damn!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus crawling over to the ropes, while Hunglestien tries to slow him down by sitting on his legs. He gets to the bottom rope! Ron Reid gives Hunglestien a five count to break the indian deathlock...
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: The Blau-Lock!
Guillermo O'Bannon: ...and Hunglestien taking every minute of it. Ron Reid pulls him off and they get into a shoving match about it. Ron Reid shoves back!
Hunglestien trips over Syberus who schoolboy cradles him! The Albuquerque fans pop
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus irish whips Hunglestien into the ropes and back body drops him nearly into the lights. He applies a udi-garami figure four armlock. He lays across Hunglestien's body, pressing down on Hunglestien's wrist. He has his shoulders pinned to the mat!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus irish whips Hunglestien into the ropes but he comes back with a hart attack clothesline! He cracks Syberus in the chin with a elbow uppercut. He then nails him with a DDT!
The audience boos Hunglestien who tries to shake some blood & feeling back into his arm. He irish whips Syberus into the ropes, but Syberus ducks a clothesline and counters with a rude awakening
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus scoops him up and drops him onto his knee with a backbreaker. He stomps his arm, then drops a knee on the back of Hunglestien's elbow. Syberus twists his legs up and bends him back into a haas of pain.
The crowd cheers. Hunglestien moans & groans as his back is bent the wrong way. Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to tap out. Hunglestien shakes his head, so Syberus leans back farther
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus pulls him up by the hair, but Hunglestien takes him over in a fireman's carry. He german suplexes Syberus!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Syberus gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III lifts him up in a full nelson slam! He lifts Syberus up in a fireman's carry and then swings him around into a TKO!
Hunglestien scoops Syberus up but Syberus slips out and falls behind him in a dragon sleeper. He pulls back on Hunglestien's head & neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus leaning back on that dragon sleeper. Hunglestien desperately looks for an escape and finds it with a rake of Syberus' eyes. He scoops Syberus up and drops him on his head with a michinoku driver II!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Syberus gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien suplexes Syberus but he floats over onto his feet! He runs Hunglestien into the ropes and tumbles back into a bridging backroll press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus chicken wings Hunglestien's arm behind him and bodyslams him on his hammerlocked arm. He pulls him up in a DDT, but Hunglestien lifts him up into a fireman's carry. He swings around into an F5!
The University Arena boos. Hunglestien lifts him up by his legs and wheelbarrow facefirst powerbombs him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien irish whips Syberus, but the Englishman reverses the whip into the ropes. He catches Hunglestien coming back with a powerslam!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus applies another udi-garami figure four armlock, then lifts Hunglestien into a seated position. From the side, Syberus applies a body leg scissor whilst tweaking back on the figure four even more.
Hunglestien screams in pain as Syberus lays back with his trapped arm. Syberus squeezes the air out of the champ's lungs. Hunglestien tries to swing wildly at Syberus' face but is unsuccessful in breaking the udi-garami
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien wraps his foot around the rope and Ron Reid forces him to break the figure four armlock. He lifts him up but then drops him back down into a code red armbreaker!
Hunglestien clutches his shoulder, and kicks his feet into the canvas. He gets to his feet, but ducks a forearm smash by Syberus. He atomic drops Syberus over the ropes to The University Arena floor
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien rolls out of the ring and cobra clutch suplexes him on the concrete!!
The audience winces at the sight of Syberus' head hitting the floor. Hunglestien pulls his head into his legs and piledrives him on The University Arena floor!! Syberus rolls to his side with a cut over his eye
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien goes for a suplex but Syberus blocks it with his leg. He counters with a suplex into a neckbreaker on the floor!
The fans cheer. Syberus slides a chair underneath Hunglestien's head. He then takes another chair and does a one man con-chair-to!! Hunglestien clutches his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus slips a busted open Hunglestien's arm in the chair. He climbs up to the apron and stomps the chair shut on his elbow!!
The University Arena is on their feet, chanting "Break His Arm!! Break His Arm!! Break His Arm!! Break His Arm!! Break His Arm!!" Syberus finds that steel chain Rated X was using in his match with Kilroy Evans
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus has Rated X's chain and wraps it around Hunglestien's throat. He sits on his back with a camel clutch with the chain! He leans back as far as he can with no one to stop him!
The chain links turn Hunglestien's neck white as Syberus strangles him. Blood runs down Syberus' face as he tries to kill him with that chain. He rolls Hunglestien back into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus climbs up to the apron, but Hunglestien belly to belly suplexes over the ropes back into the ring!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Syberus kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus gets up but gets a sharp elbow in the small of his back. He flips Syberus onto his shoulder in a canadian backbreaker. He bounces Syberus' spine on his shoulder for a few moments then flips him around into a diamond cutter!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Syberus kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien irish whips Syberus into the ropes and tiltawhirls him into a quebradora con hilo backbreaker!
Phil Blauer: While Syberus has been focusing on Hunglestien's arm, the champ seems to be trying to make Syberus a parapalegic.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: A sound strategy. Like the Kobra Kai say: If a man can't walk. He can't fight.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III lifts Syberus up in a razor's edge, but Syberus blood allows him to slip out of Hunglestien's grip. Hunglestien turns around into a spear!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
The University Arena erupts. Syberus goes for a belly to back suplex, but Hunglestien takes him over into a headlock takedown. They both get up to a vertical base, and Syberus dropkicks Hunglestien's kneecap
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus grabs Hunglestien's leg and wraps him up & falls back into a figure four leglock. Hunglestien sits up & falls back repeatedly in pain, grasping at the air.
Syberus clamps down on Hunglestien's twisted legs, getting a scream of pain out of him. But the champ is finally able to roll over and grab the ropes. Ron Reid makes him break the figure four
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien gets up and pulls him in by the arm into a knee to his stomach. He pulls him up into a powerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Syberus rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien pulls Syberus up and applies a hammerlock, but Syberus grabs his leg, and pulls his leg through his legs to trip him up. He rolls him over into a single leg boston crab. Syberus plants his feet and leans back on his leg.
Syberus tries to hyperextend Hunglestien's knee cap by pulling back on his ankle and leg. He readjusts and then yanks back on his leg again. He then twists into an STF! The audience applauds the combo. Syberus pulls up on Hunglestien's head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien reaches out for the ropes, but Syberus has the STF hooked in tight. Hunglestien finally gets hold of the bottom rope and Ron Reid makes Syberus break it up. Syberus grabs Hunglestien's arm, but Hunglestien pulls him in to a shortarm elbow smash. He t-bone suplexes Syberus onto his head!
Robert Hunglestien III scoops Syberus up and tosses him across the ring with a fallaway slam. He irish whips him into the ropes but Syberus comes back with a clothesline. The fans pop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus flips him into a nothern lights suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus irish whips Hunglestien into the ropes and flapjacks his face into the canvas, leaving a bloody stain on the mat! Syberus applies a half nelson with a chicken wing. European Three Quarter Nelson!
Syberus grinds Hunglestien blood covered face into the mat. He presses down on the back of Hunglestien's neck, pulling up on his hammerlocked wrist. Ron Reid asks him if he submits
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus shoots him into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop but Hunglestien drills his head into the mat with an implant DDT!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III sits on Syberus' back and applies a camel clutch.
Syberus bleeds a large pool of blood underneath his face. Hunglestien rocks back with Syberus' head in his hands. Ron Reid asks him if he wants to submit, but Syberus refuses
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien releases the camel clutch, and irish whips Syberus into the ropes. He tiltawhirls him into a gut buster! He follows it up with a double underhook backbreaker!
Syberus rolls around, clutching the small of his back. Hunglestien irish whips Syberus into the ropes but Syberus comes back with a thez press
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus goes for a suplex, but Hunglestien blocks it with his leg. He counters with a snap suplex. He scoops Hunglestien up, but Syberus inside cradles him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus double underhook suplexes Hunglestien across the ring!
The University Arena cheers. Syberus goes for a DDT, but Robert Hunglestien spinebusters him! The cheers turn to jeers. Hunglestien wipes some blood out of his eyes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien irish whips Syberus into the ropes and catches him under the jaw with a flying kneelift! Syberus falls into the ropes and bounces back into Hunglestien's clutches and he spinning belly to belly suplexes him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Syberus kicks out)
The audience applauds the match. Then The Un-Stable begins to make their way down to the ring and the fans buzz with curiosity. Robert Hunglestien III double underhooks Syberus onto his shoulder in a dominator and then drills his head into the mat with a piledriver
Phil Blauer: RU-486!
Guillermo O'Bannon: But Hunglestien calls it The Star Breaker!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Syberus kicks out)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Nine Minutes Have Elapsed. ONE MINUTE REMAINING!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable have come down to the ring, and I doubt it's to get a better look at this match.
Phil Blauer: I swear your making this up. Hunglestien's back in The Un-Stable?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien double underhooks his arms, but Syberus backdrops out of The High Life! He hits The Highlight Cutter!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Karnage puts Hunglestien's foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus pulls Andrew Karnage up to the apron by the hair but Hunglestien takes advantage of the distraction with an angle slam!
The audience boos, and Robert Hunglestien double underhooks his arms but Adrian Tanner Jr. slides into the ring and Daytripper superkicks Hunglestien under neath the chin
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "10 seconds remaining!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus hits The Pure Confidence single underhook DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
The University Arena erupts and “Some Might Say" by Oasis plays over the PA System! Confetti falls down from the roof as Ron Reid hands a bloody and exhausted Syberus his life's dream
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 29 minutes 55 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...SYBERUS!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: What is Adrian Tanner doing...The Un-Stable now circles Syberus and congratulating him. This seems to have been a plan to decieve Robert Hunglestien III and bring the new World Champion into their midst.
Andrew Karnage, Kilroy Evans, Rising Sun, and Adrian Tanner Jr. hold Syberus up on their shoulders as he shows his Hardkore World Championship to the roaring crowd. Gold confetti falls on them
Guillermo O'Bannon: Since 1987, many 31 men have held the Hardkore World Championship. But few have worked so hard to get there.
Syberus gets off The Un-Stable's shoulders and then runs to the second rope holding the World title belt up in the air for the cheering University Arena
Guillermo O'Bannon: We'll see you in Phoenix!
Phil Blauer: Bring sunblock!