Righteously F**ked
Jan 14, 2024 18:47:33 GMT -5
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Post by CAPTAIN RIGHTEOUS/LADY LIBERTY on Jan 14, 2024 18:47:33 GMT -5
...New York, Prince Industry…
The scene opens in the boardroom of Prince Industries, Captain Righteous sat in a random chair at a large door alone for the most part as he worked a complex Rubiks cube. While no one was there physically Ship was in Captain Righteous ear at all times.
Ship: ”A meeting with the board, duuude, that's not great right?”
Captain Righteous let out a dry chuckle with an emotionless face.
Captain Righteous: ”Pfft, those rats only exist because of me, because of Mom and Dad…I will be fine, plus I have my own thing going.”
Ship: ”oh? With HardKore?”
Captain Righteous: ”Yeppers. But I do not kiss and tell Shipley so you'll just have to tune in to the show!”
Ship: -very stern- ”Shipley was my Father's name, it's Ship. Just Ship…Victor.”
Captain Righteous: ”Do you want me to fly up there and fuck punch your fuelslage coils until you never shit carbon or tungsten bicardials again?”
Ship: ”whoa…whoa…no. I'm sorry, that was rude please don't fuck punch me anywhere. Um, anyways, do you think the board is calling you to audit that uh misunderstanding with Uranus?”
Captain Righteous: ”Shit. Possibly, but I'm standing on what I said, they were dead when I got there…then I killed the Martians.”
Ship: ”I fudged the videos Captain, you've got my support.”
Captain Righteous looked up from his cube with a small fragile smile on his face.
Captain Righteous: ”You are the best…”
The door opened and in shuffled the head of the board, Hustace Copperwaller, and the lawyers twins Eddie and Eddy Hinderbottom.
Captain Righteous: ”The rats are here Ship, I must go…hello gentleman.”
They greeted him with silence and Captain Righteous rolled his blue eyes standing.
Captain Righteous: ”Listen if this is about what happened to the Uranains they were dead when I got there! I mean they eat from their asses mister Copperwaller, what do you do with that? But Martian invasion averted that carries some clout yeah?”
As Captain Righteous continued his rant a new guest arrived Madame Vice President of the United fucking States.
Madame Vice President: ”Save it Victor.”
Bitch, he thought to himself. As they sat and offered Captain Righteous a seat he just stared, defiant as ever. Fuckin rats. He could explode tear and fuck everyone in this room before security could pinch their 1,000's shit of the morning. Then them too. Nothing could stop him, except his wrestling dream. He still wanted that.
Madame Vice President: ”In light of your recently granted extracurricular privileges and now that you have outed the secret of your existence..”
Hustace Copperweller: ”...or your very gray questionable moral compass…”
The Lawyer Twins Together: ”All the violence.”
Captain Righteous: ”*scoff* I get things done!”
Madame Vice President: ”...no you solve problems without a second thought to the outcome Captain Righteous! To make sure you don't cause to much collateral while you pursue this silly wrestling dream of yours let me introduce you to Lady Liberty…”
The door opens again and strutting through the door is a small petite blonde woman dressed almost comically (at least to Captain Righteous who thought she looked silly) in a superhero outfit.
Lady Liberty: ”Thank you Madame Vice President…Captain Righteous it is a honor to finally meet you, I've been follo-”
Captain Righteous interrupts with a fit of barking laughter looking at everyone at the table.
Captain Righteous: ”What the fuck is this? Why…why does she sound so horrid?! What is that accent? Is this an episode of Fargo?”
Lady Liberty: ”I'm actually from South Dakota dontcha know?!”
Captain Righteous: ”Stop…seriously…what can she even do to “police me”..”
Now everyone looked smugger than the Captain. Madame Vice President took a seat and nodded at Lady Liberty who simply floated above and over the meeting table which instantly made Captain Righteous trigger a fight instinct by floating himself…he'd never seen another living creature do that, because that was his thing! She still approached closing the distance by flight when she cocked back and PUNCHED CAPTAIN RIGHTEOUS IN THE FACE SENDING HIM SAILING INTO A LARGE CONCRETE WALL! And just like that Captain Righteous launched into an attack spearing Lady Liberty through a large thick plate of glass, spilling them both into the night air. The pair would fight for hours in the sky above with hundreds of millions of people watching and filming.
Eustace Copperwaller: ”I hope you are right about this Madame Vice President, he didn't look happy.”
Madame Vice President sat back in her chair smug and happy, a smirk of great condescension wilted on her face.
Madame Vice President: ”She'll do for now, perhaps she will beat some of that fire within Victor make him more manageable…plus I think we found someone within the organization of HardKore World that will dampen his little wet dream…Dan Stein…I'll work the angle in due time.”
She twisted her imaginary evil mustache as the board minions laughed evily....A top a New York SKY scraper…
The pair, Captain Righteous and Lady Liberty, come to a crashing landing! Dust and pieces of shrapnel explode into the air…Captain Righteous slowly stands with mild damage, a red spot beside his left eye and dry blood from his under his nose were his only markings. While Lady Liberty looked a little more beat up, he grabs her up by the front of her outfit pulling her close to his face.
Captain Righteous: ”Never think you're better little Missy! And don't ever get in my way, understood? I will destroy you like I will destroy that Joey Rides One Horse! Do you want to see the extent of my power ?! You just show up for my match and watch a God amongst men…”
He tosses her off the sky scraper and takes off into the night air towards Ship.
[End Scene]