Post by Jonnie Valentine on Feb 15, 2024 15:31:19 GMT -5
Ontario, California
Toyota Center
Gate: 8, 145
Tuxedo Mask vs. Dana “The Drone” Daniels
Toyota Center
Gate: 8, 145
Tuxedo Mask vs. Dana “The Drone” Daniels
Tuxedo Mask, who wrestled Dana’s nephew, Greg “The Great” Daniels, took on his beekeeping uncle. As Tux spoke to an attractive young woman on the outside during his introduction, so Dana snuck up behind him and raked his nails down Tux’s back. Tux escaped into the ring, when The Drone came in to meet him, Tux tried to attack but Dana hip tossed him. Daniels stepped up to the bottom rope and came off with a splash, but Tuxedo Mask put his knees up. Tuxedo Mask dropped Daniels on his head with a saito suplex he calls the Tuxplex ‘99. He rolled Daniels up into the Tuxmission dragon sleeper mexican surfboard but Daniels refused to give up. Tuxedo Mask pulled Dana Daniels up into a pumphandle spinning juvi driver known as The Rosegarden for a two count. Dana Daniels crawled over to the corner and grabbed his thermos of bees. He opened the thermos near Tux and the bees flew out, overwhelming a screaming Tux. Ri Eun-Ae ran over and sprayed Tuxedo Mask with a fire extinguisher to get the bees away from him. Dana Daniels ran over screaming at Eun-Ae not to hurt the bees, and Tux dropped to a split and punched The Drone in the jimmy. Tux double underhooked his arms and flipped into The Moonlight Waltz sunset bomb for the win. The bees continued to become an ongoing problem throughout the show.
Location: Dimly lit backstage area at Hardkore World wrestling show in Ontario, California.
Joe Nobody, the HardKore California Champion, paces nervously after a recent attack during a show in LA. Determined to uncover the truth, he decides to enlist the help of fellow wrestler "Rink Rat" Joseph Hart, known for his hockey gimmick. The scene is set as Joe Nobody gruffly speaks into his phone.
Joe Nobody: (frustrated) "I need answers, and I need them now. Hart, meet me backstage. We've got business to attend to."
Rink Rat enters the scene, donned in full hockey gear, skates slung over his shoulder, and a hockey stick in hand. His rhotacism becomes immediately evident as he addresses Joe Nobody.
Rink Rat: "I'm hewe, Nobody. What's the deal? Who attacked you?"
Joe Nobody narrows his eyes, relaying the urgency of the situation.
Joe Nobody: "Someone blindsided me in LA. I need you to find out who. This can't go unanswered."
Rink Rat nods, gripping his hockey stick with determination.
Rink Rat: "Don't wowwy, Nobody. I'll get to the bottom of this, no matter what it takes."
Scorpion vs. Captain Righteous
Righteous started off the match with a headbutt and then nearly decapitated Scorpion with a lariat. He picked Scorpion and running spinebustered him across the ring. He Righteous Purge tornado DDTed Scorpion to win in less than a minute.
Mary Yellowbird vs. Kim Riggs
Mary Yellowbird overwhelmed Kim Riggs early on with tomahawk chops. She did a war dance, and then wore Riggs down with a nerve hold. She irish whipped Riggs into the corner so hard, she fell to the ground, Yellowbird then ran in and cannonballed Kim sitting in the corner, squishing her with her 280 pounds! Riggs crawled out of the corner but Mary Yellowbird squashed her with a splash to her back. Yellowbird tried to kick her, but Kim caught her leg and took her down with a dragon screw into a leglock. Tommy Milligan checked in but Yellowbird powered out of the leglock. Kim Riggs went for a suplex, but Yellowbird blocked it and tumbled back into her Seeing It inside cradle for the win.
“The Milkman’s Daughter” Klazina van Dam vs. Lady Liberty
The debuting Lady Liberty took van Dam down to the mat with an armbar. Later, she traded forearms with the woman dressed as a milkmaid, and then Liberty came off the ropes with the Crown of Cassiopeia slingblade. She followed it up with a Beta Librae standing corkscrew splash for a two count. Van Dam ducked an elbow and pulled Liberty down with a backslide for a two count of her own. Klazina irish whipped her into the ropes and back dropped her, but Lady Liberty landed on her feet behind her. She pulled her into a ripcord into a bicycle knee that she calls Ursa Minor. She pulled her into a koji clutch known as the Seven Stars of Orion for the tap out victory.
As the investigation unfolds, Rink Rat struggles with his speech impediment during phone conversations with potential witnesses.
Rink Rat: (frustrated) "I've been talking to witnesses, Nobody. It's not easy with this speech thing, but I'm making pwogwess."
“The Punisher” Dan Stein vs. The Martian
Dan Stein popped The Martian right after the bell with a Stein Line. He then showed off his power by gorilla pressing the 5’9 275 pound Martian over his head. While Dan was distracted with that, Lady Liberty appeared to be lightly pushed through the curtain by somebody. Hesitantly, she walked up to Domino and snatched The Peacemaker staff from her. The boos alerted Stein to the thievery, and he yelled at the fleeing Lady Liberty, but Martian snuck up on him with a boot to the back. An enraged Stein turned around and lifted Martian up in a suplex, and then dropped him on his head with a Stein Screwdriver, then applied his Motown Lockdown STF to get the submission, but lose his Peacemaker.
The Dutch Express (Harvey van Houten and Leonard van Dam)
vs.
Nowa Out (Bobby Nowa and Anthony Jordan)
vs.
Nowa Out (Bobby Nowa and Anthony Jordan)
Harvey van Houten backed Anthony Jordan up with a few boxing jabs and then shot him into the ropes, backdropping him high into the air. Van Houten grabbed him in a headlock, but Nowa lifted him in a shinbreaker atomic drop. He pulled him back into an eye of the hurricane known as the Jordan Neckbreaker. He tagged in Bobby Nowa who front facelocked van Houten, as Jordan came off the second rope with an elbow to Harvey’s lower back. Nowa pulled van Houten up into a full nelson and then dropped him on his face in The Rosebud, then he tagged in Jordan and lifted van Houten up into a suplex, as Anthony Jordan came off the top with a high cross body for the win.
The Hardkore World Champion steps out onto the entranceway to a chorus of boos.
Florida Man:"Word Up OntariariariOoooh, yeah, the Philthy Animals are in the house! Now... as many of you know, the Philthy Animals are all aboutz taking care of business! ...LIKE supporting local businesses - which got me thinking of a little challenge. So I put it to you HARDKORE WORLD to rise to the occasion! So when we heads out to Phoenix, i want all you HKW bois to appear in local commercials. Best appearance? I'll give a world title shot too - and I'll put it in writing, so even in the highly unlikely event that G to the D strikes me with lightning letting my opponent steal the win, the surfer bum will have to honour this here call to commercial arms as well! So thumb through those yellow pages, and whore yourselves out to plumbers, used car salesmen, and pizzerias to book an ad - before your opponents beat you to the good ones! Whether it's Joe Nobody or Pork Dirkmeyer - make a Phoenix commercial, this is your shot to headline a HKW event, so step up.... for the shorties yo."
Apparently laboring under the false impression that Marty has signed them up for an altruistic super face stable, the deranged meth dealer waves to his non-existent fans before heading to the back.
The Hardkore World Champion steps out onto the entranceway to a chorus of boos.
Florida Man:"Word Up OntariariariOoooh, yeah, the Philthy Animals are in the house! Now... as many of you know, the Philthy Animals are all aboutz taking care of business! ...LIKE supporting local businesses - which got me thinking of a little challenge. So I put it to you HARDKORE WORLD to rise to the occasion! So when we heads out to Phoenix, i want all you HKW bois to appear in local commercials. Best appearance? I'll give a world title shot too - and I'll put it in writing, so even in the highly unlikely event that G to the D strikes me with lightning letting my opponent steal the win, the surfer bum will have to honour this here call to commercial arms as well! So thumb through those yellow pages, and whore yourselves out to plumbers, used car salesmen, and pizzerias to book an ad - before your opponents beat you to the good ones! Whether it's Joe Nobody or Pork Dirkmeyer - make a Phoenix commercial, this is your shot to headline a HKW event, so step up.... for the shorties yo."
Apparently laboring under the false impression that Marty has signed them up for an altruistic super face stable, the deranged meth dealer waves to his non-existent fans before heading to the back.
Black Tiger vs. Virago
Virago hip tossed Black Tiger and then monkey flipped her into an armbar. After some moments on the mat, the Hardkore Women’s Champion got to her feet and used her locked arm to take Virago over in a Mexican armdrag. She applied a cross armbar, wearing down her elbow and shoulder. Tiger then lifted her up on her shoulders and ran into the center of the ring, dropping her on her head with a Black Tiger Driver. Virago stumbled up and walked into a Black Tiger Strike superman punch. Tiger went to wait for her in the corner, and then speared her with the Black Tiger Strike #2 for the pinfall.
The Hurricane vs. “El Exotioco” Joey Little Horse
The Hurricane and Little Horse started off exchanging punches and tomahawk chops, respectively. Finally, Hurricane took him down with a double leg and gave him a double stomp to the chest. He gave a thumbs up and grabbed Little Horse by the throat, but the 260 pounder was too big for Hurricane to lift. El Exotico countered with a ¾ nelson suplex. Joey Little Horse bent Hurricane in half with a bow and arrow, until he got to the ropes. Little Horse shot Hurricane into the ropes and tiltawhirl suplexed him, and then applied the Indian Standoff double arm lock to win by submission.
Roscoe Law vs. Sweet Bone Daddy
Roscoe Law got another big ovation from the Ontario fans for his first match since the 2009 Frank Marano Jr. Memorial Cup. Early in the match, Roscoe had Sweet Bone Daddy down on the mat, then did his patented handstand into a knee drive to his throat. He pulled Daddy up by the mask and drove him into the mat with a cobra clutch bulldog. Law tried to go for a suplex, but Sweet Bone Daddy rolled him back into an inside cradle for a one count. He arm dragged Law, and then went for a spinning heel kick, but Law avoided and Sweet Bone Daddy dropped to the mat. Roscoe capitalized with a powerbomb, which was followed by a leg drop to the groin. He sat Sweet Bone Daddy on the top turnbuckles, and then drilled his head into the mat with his Lawbreaker brainbuster for the win.
[hr'As the plot thickens, the audience learns more about the ongoing investigation. The tension rises as Rink Rat continues to dig deeper into the mysterious attack.
Joe Nobody: (on the phone) "Hart, where are you? We need those answers now."
Rink Rat: "I'm in Ontario, Nobody. Checking out leads."
There's a brief pause, and Joe Nobody's confusion becomes evident.
Joe Nobody: "Ontario, California, right?"
Rink Rat: "No, Ontario, Canada. Didn't you say that?"
The realization dawns on Joe Nobody as he grapples with the mix-up.
Joe Nobody: (facepalming) "Hart, you're in the wrong Ontario!"
The vignette concludes with Rink Rat looking puzzled in Ontario, Canada, while Joe Nobody, still in California, contemplates the unexpected twist in their investigation.
Pork Dirkmeyer vs. Simon Cruise
The nearly 500 pound Dirkmeyer leaned Cruise into the ropes while Tommy Milligan laid in the count. Cruise finally got out from under Pork and hit him with a Bitchin Dropkick. He went through the ropes and hit a rising Dirkmeyer with a Wipeout ‘18 springboard senton. Simon Cruise called for a surfboard and a fan threw him one where Cruise could catch it. He van daminatored the surfboard into Pork’s face and then took it with him as he climbed to the top turnbuckle. Simon dived off the top landing on the surfboard in midair, and landing on his Pork's back. Cruise tried to surf Dirkmeyer until Milligan pulled him off. Simon rolled Pork over and pinned him, while smiling at the camera.
The Miracle Violence Combination II (Andrew Karnage and Kilroy Evans)
vs.
Hardkore Tuvalu (Apisai Paisi and Sami Ielemia)
vs.
Hardkore Tuvalu (Apisai Paisi and Sami Ielemia)
Greg Jin couldn’t get through the introductions because of the “Karnage” chants. Kilroy started off the match and was in control early with a bulldog on Sami Ielemia and a stump puller. Evans went for a DDT but the 6’8 Ielemia lifted him up on his shoulders with a samoan drop. He tagged in Apisai Paisi, who shot Kilroy into the ropes and hit him with a flying shoulder tackle. Paisi went over for a sunset flip, but Evans wouldn’t go down and pulled Apisai up by the shoulders and bit him on the forehead. He dropped down into a jawbreaker and tagged in Andrew Karnage to a huge pop. Karnage wailed back and gave Paisi a giant headbutt that left him sprawled out. He pulled Apisai up into a muay thai clinch, and cracked him with a few knees before he whipped him into the ropes and flipped him end over end with a Nightmare Lariot for the win and a huge ovation from the fans. Kilroy pulled out some pinatas that looked like Phil Blauer, Marty Donovan, and Alexander Von Blankenship and had Karnage suplex them open and throw the candy inside out to the fans.
Hardkore California Championship Match
Joe Nobody vs. Moondog Dook
Dook jumped Nobody during his entrance and irish whipped him into the railing. He ran in for a clothesline but Nobody backdropped him into the audience. Nobody got up on the apron and ran to the corner, jumping on the second turnbuckle steel cable hook and hopping back into a missile dropkick to Dook in the crowd. He rolled Dook back into the ring and gave him a fisherman’s buster into an orange crush bomb known as The Awesome Driver for a two count. He lifted him up into a reverse waistlock into a wheelbarrow Victory Driver facebuster, and then hit the Denial of Perfection running STO to retain his title. Suddenly the song “You’re Nobody Until Somebody Loves You” by Dean Martin plays again and Joe Nobody looked around with his fists cocked. Then a QR code appeared on the video screen
Non-Title Match
Florida Man vs. The Great Syberus
The contest started with the everglades mad man going for a Windmill only to be pulled into an inside cradle for the three count. The official match time was under ten seconds. Florida Man was quick to ask Tommy Milligan for a do over, but it was not happening. While leaving the ring, Syberus made a snide comment about "that lunatic fringe consistency." Insult to injury. Attacking from behind, Florida bites the Hardkore World legend’s shoulder, drawing heavy blood. A dozen officials try to pry the champion off the victor, but he really digs in. When Florida Man finally lets go, rather than lick his wounds, Syberus goes on the attack. The two men see red, throwing hard punches back and forth. Ignoring the ring bell, referees, multiple Valentine family members, the brawl works the crowd up into a frenzy. As the fifth official gets knocked down, the locker room spills out of the back to hold back the two volatile stars.