Post by Kasper Van Zant on Feb 18, 2024 14:50:11 GMT -5
...North Carolina…
The scene opens up in North Carolina, Kasper sits on the bench seat of her camper bus, the WUK World Heavyweight belt lays across her lap. Her jet black hair is hanging loosely from under a XHF ball cap, a XHF crop top, and black jeans with the legs tucked into heavy black boots. She looks up at the camera with a smirk.
Kasper: ”I know they say a third time is a charm, but maybe I'll go against the grain this time and achieve my next goal on the fourth? But you might ask what's going to make this time different? What has Kasper Van Zant done to progress past her losses of the previous chances she took?”
She rubbed the face of the WUK World Heavyweight belt laying across her lap.
Kasper: ”This time I'm coming with a bit more experience and hunger than ever before, I'm the WUK World Heavyweight representative on a hot streak! I'm not the same fresh faced girl that willy-nilly signed up to face Steve Awesome for the Hardcore title nor am I the same Kasper that entered the End of Days tournament. I'm not even close to the same woman who was picked to face Cross Recoba for the X*Crown, I've been putting in the time and this time…not to sound cheesy but this time I'm taking some of that Network shine back to WUK.”
She leans forward.
Kasper: ”And after tossing my name in the pool I did start thinking; this might be some of the weirdest shit I've ever done all things aside like it's a cheese fight, or or a dog is involved which trust me I did my research it's kinda okay for dogs to have cheese but probably not this much because of lactose problems…so that aside there's a literal mind flayer and I've watched Stranger Things on Netflix™, this couldn't possibly end well right? A shitting dog and a mind leeching probably dick head! Again all of that aside, Funaki a ring announcer? Or something…it's all a bit confusing really…Mr. Rip N Terror? What?”
Kasper rubs her face aggressively and sighs loudly.
Kasper: ”The cherry on the cake, the delusion of the Junior Heavyweight Champion…Trekker. I mean reality check right? Buuut then again, she's pretty resilient and pretty attached to that belt. It's just she hasn't really lived or competed in a reality when someone who isn't a gimmick…or an alien…or nerds at cons…something real like me comes along and guess what?! I don't even wanna shatter her world?”
Kasper stood up and laid her belt down holding up a finger.
Kasper: ”I can't be in the streaming wars cause I'm not that big of a sell out but…bare with me..”
The scene faded with Kaspers dismissal.
When the scene returned there was no one there bur Kasper could be heard off screen talking, her voice muffled and slightly robotic in a sense.
Kasper: ”I said I couldn't participate in a streaming war, but I guess it wouldn't matter since it appears the Junior Heavyweight Champion doesn't have a home anymore either! So I'm thinking we bring the classic fight to the forefront Trekker!”
Heavy foot falls break the quickly falling silence as Kasper the Mandalorian™ walks into view.
Kasper: ”The Trekkie versus The Star Wars! I represent where there are no sophomoric "Star Wars" jokes about circling Uranus in search of Klingons! And…and I thought maybe a Sith would have been cooler or a Jedi but a Mando…a Mando is going to kick your ass Trekker and finally dethrone you! Where there is a Stormtrooper or a Red shirt, one's bound to miss and the other to die…but where there's a Mando….this…this is the way!”
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