Post by Jonnie Valentine on Mar 13, 2024 18:52:33 GMT -5
"I Got To Have It" by Ed O.G. and The Bulldogs plays and a video montage plays of Hardkore World's 19 year history. Cyrus Williams hits Andrew Karnage with The Blackout...Tarrasque chokeslams Big Brute ACE off of a balcony to the floor below...Rad Rick pulls back on a scorpion deathlock on Dragon Kimura...Ace Kilcannon drops "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson on the back of his head with The Kill...Bronco Guerillo comes off on with a rana off the second turnbuckle on Rad Rick...Adrian Faust nails Death Gojira with a Helldriver...Fidel "Che" Gueverra throws powder in Bronco Guerillo's eyes...Rated X hits Ghandi the Butcher with The Unabomber...Kentaro Korose hits Kuala Hala with a facebreaker deathkick...Matthew X flaming thumper heart punches Quasimoto Jones..."Deathstryke" Cyan Komar hits San Diego Strangler with The Deathstryke...Sadiopath pins "Nightmare" Stormy Sommers with a sadioplex...Devon Stevens hits Bobby Nowa with a Zero Grav Leg Drop...Rally Jackson puts Adrian Faust through a press table with a cradle piledriver...Tosh Marley tiger drivers Matthew X...Ace Kilcannon comes off the rope with a springboard DDT on El Hombre Murcie'Lago...Reverand Gozo Shioda nails Ace Kilcannon with a crucifix ganso bomb...Tuxedo Mask executes a gorgeous corkscrew 450 splash on "Sweet" Richard Romero..."Sexy" Anjanette Turner bending Makoto Jupiter in half with a scorpion deathlock with a crossface...Kilroy Evans drops from off the top of a cage with a crowbar across the chest of Death Gojira on a burning car...Tamara Sanchez delivering a crisp helicopter rana on Xyrynth onto a chair...The Miracle Violence Combination II giving Tarrasque a Shotgun Suplex...Cobryn gives Robert Hunglestien III The Answer 2005...Lonewolf McNeely gets a running start and jumps into the Scent of Destruction diamond cutter but Big Bad Bill reverses it into a reverse DDT faceplant off the second rope...Lucifer Jones gives Devon Stevens a London Air Raid off the top rope through a table on the floor...Ayame "Phoenix" Tokugawa backflips off the cage, catching Brandi on the top turnbuckle on the way down with a inverted FireBird DDT...Death Gojira puts the ladder over Cobryn's head in the corner with his chest in the turnbuckle, then jumps off the top turnbuckle on the long end, see sawing him into the audience....Kilroy Evans grabs Adrian Tanner Jr. on the apron and hits The Bad Touch to the floor...Vampira comes off the top rope with a shooting star press on Vagabond through a table on the floor...Andrew Sinclair gives Andrew Karnage an exploder off the ring steps on to the concrete floor...Lucifer Jones gives Kilroy Evans a burning hammer off the apron through a burning table with thumbtacks...Tatsuya Arakawa DDTs Sun off the apron to the concrete floor...Legacy pulls "Platinum" Pat Bozzini into a set-up for a piledriver, but Bozzini blocks it and reverses it into an alabama slammer but on the way over, Bozzini turns it into a tigerbomb... Lonewolf McNeely presses David Sadler over his head and drops him in the No Human Contact diamond cutter...The Outrider pulls Andrew Karnage up into a crucifix and then drops him into a backbreaker...Bad Boy King Kong gut wrenches Ryan Champion up into a tigerbomb through the tables...Rated X piledrives Kilroy Evans head through the roof of a Toyota Camry...Syberus half nelson facebusters Robert Hunglestien III off the top rope then it fades into a graphic that reads "Hardkore America". The camera pans around The Cox Arena showing the fans holding up various signs. The shot pans out to Guillermo O'Bannon with an blow dried Phil Blauer sitting in the next chair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hello fans and welcome back to San Diego! I'm Guillermo O'Bannon and next to me as always is Phil Blauer.
Phil Blauer: Hey! How come you get a inflatable cushion to sit on?
Guillermo O'Bannon: It's nothing, Phil. Our main event tonight is...
Phil Blauer: Well that does it. I work for peanuts compared to my last job but do I complain?
Yolanda Ando: Everyday.
Phil Blauer: But this takes the cake. An extra cushion? Guillermo gets an extra cushion.
Guillermo O'Bannon: It's not an extra cushion, Phil. It's for a medical condition. Tonight, the Hardkore America title is on the line when...
Phil Blauer: What kind of medical condition requires an extra cushion. Read my driver's license here. Does it say I was born yesterday? You sucked up to Jonnie and got yourself an inflatable luxurious cushion.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I just have some pain when I sit, so my doctor gave me an inflatable cushion. Can we drop it?
Phil Blauer: Why does it hurt when you sit down?
Guillermo O'Bannon: It doesn't matter, Phil. Andrew Karnage and James Fierce wrestled to see who would get tonight's shot at Rated X...
Phil Blauer: It matters that you are getting preferential treatment when it should be me, who gets preferential treatment. What's so wrong with you that you get a cushion.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I have some soreness back there.
Yolanda Ando: A hemmoroid?
Phil Blauer: Those rocks in space? Let me have one! I demand that you give me your hemmoroid!
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: A hemmoroid means that Guillermo has a sore growth in his bottom hole, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Thanks, Boone.
Yolanda Ando: Ew.
Phil Blauer: Oh my god! Is it contagious? I think my hand touched his bottom hole during our pre-show ass slapping.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I've been meaning to bring that up anyway. Can you stop doing that?
Phil Blauer: It never bothered you before.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yes it did.
Phil Blauer: This hemmoroid has changed you, Guillermo. I don't even know you anymore.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anyway, tonight there will be a culture clash. SWAT Carribean Heavyweight Champion "Platinum" James Fierce attempts to wade through the tables, chairs, and chains of Rated X with his grounded mat style. We'll see if Rated X's neck can hold up to Fierce's lethal submission techniques.
Phil Blauer: James Fierce could have Rated X in more pain than Guillermo's diseased asshole.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we pull the cage down as we get a rematch between new Hardkore World Women's Champion Yuku Shiro and five time Champion and nine year veteran "Sexy" Anjanette Turner. Turner lost a match in Albuquerque to Yuku Shiro. Shiro went to extend the hand of friendship to a fellow icon and Turner went batshit crazy on her. When Yuku defeated Tamara Sanchez for the Hardkore World Women's Championship, Anjanette Turner took the opportunity to hit the Turner Tornado on a chair. Turner gets what she wants, a title shot for the title she's held five times, but will it be more than she can handle with a pissed off Yuku Shiro?
Phil Blauer: Lesbiosexuals don't make good enemies. I had a neighboor that got mad whenever I would get drunk and drive over her lawn. I say "You wanna fight about it?" So she beat me until I begged her to stop. Now I walk her dogs every morning.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then The Un-Stable put their Hardkore World Tag Team titles on the line against the former WAW World Tag Team Champions The Kindred. Sain & Mr. Psycho are looking to dominate the West Coast the way they did in the WAW, but The Un-Stable won this year's Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup and have held on to their tag team titles since April. We'll see who the top team in Hardkore World is right now.
Phil Blauer: Christian Sain and Mr. Psycho lost their titles in WAW, and now they want Andy & Adrian's. But people in hell want ice water.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we have a big grudge match when The Un-Stable puts their other title on the line. Syberus, Rising Sun, and Kilroy Evans take on their respective opponents at Irish Rage in Belfast, Paul Soutter, Pat Bozzini, and Death Gojira.
Phil Blauer: I'm pulling for Soutter, Platinum Pat, & Gojira. Imagine those joint promos. Gojira setting Soutter's house on fire while he's drunk done as a sad French Canadian short film.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then a pair of former Hardkore America Heavyweight Champions face off in a match between Robert Hunglestien III and Lucifer Jones. These two have quite a history. Back in February 2005, Robert Hunglestien III put a $115,000 bounty on Cobryn's head. Lucifer Jones took him up on it at The Staples Center in Los Angeles when he broke Cobryn's arm with a barbed wire baseball bat. Hunglestien decided he didn't wanna pay it and had his Un-Stable buddies beat Jones up. Hunglestien left a voided check for 50 cents on him as he left. Lucifer Jones tore through Un-Stable member Hero, in the beginning of his revenge on the crew but tonight he wants to get his true vengence on the man that cost him over a hundred grand.
Phil Blauer: Hundred grand. That guy wouldn't know what to do with hundred bucks.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then a battle of two veterans as "The Punisher" Dan Stein takes on The Shootfighter. Between them the two of them they have twenty years of experience. Stein recently lost a close match to Rated X for the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship in Phoenix, and wants to get back on the winning track before his Sadistic Madness match with Adrian Tanner Jr. at Irish Rage in Belfast. But one of The Shootfighter will not be an easy one, as Vindication found out in Arizona.
Phil Blauer: Rated X refers to Dan Stien now as neck crick #3.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Speaking of Vindication, we will get a sneak preview of his Straightjacket Match at Irish Rage in Belfast 2006 with Johnny Parker. Vindication teams up with "The Unlucky One" 13 and newcomer Kieran O'Shea against Parker's Future World Order.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Unlucky 113 also gets an early shot at Big Mark Evans in that match.
Guillermo O'Bannon: In Phoenix, Miester & Ryan Champion wrestled in a great technical match up that had Champion tapping out to The Miester Lock. Champion would like to see Miester try that again in an I Quit Match.
Phil Blauer: I like the I Quit Match alot better than the I Respect You match. There I said it. That and Guillermo's sore hiney is gross.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez lost her Hardkore World Women's Championship to Yuku Shiro at the US Airways Center, and is not happy by any stretch of the World. Like every other time she's lost it, she plans on just biding her time and taking it right back at Irish Rage in Belfast. In the mean time, she gets the Future World Order's "Bad Bitch" Jessie.
Phil Blauer: She is one bad...
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Shut your mouth, sir!
Phil Blauer: Just talkin bout Jessie. Who's a bitch.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The woman's division here on the West Coast is red hot, so it's fitting that "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman is our next match. This Divas Unleashed free agent pick up is gonna be taking on former Canadian Women's Champ Jane Tyrra. Tyrra recently won an I Respect You match over EAW Women's Champion Shanna. But Kauffman is recieving training from Keiko Nakamura on the joshi style and is a 3 time Divas Unleashed Tag Team Champion. We'll see who's ready to break into the next level. Then we see the return of the legendary former Hardkore World Champion Cobryn when he takes on Justin Majoy!
"Ding" by Seeed! starts and a few seconds go by before Mo appears on the ramp. She stands there with ice cold face expressions. Then she takes a look to her right, then left, before starting her way down to the ring. She slaps some fans' hands on the way down to the aisleway
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo is a new star here in Hardkore World who won her big debut in Phoenix against "The Bad Bitch" Jessie. Tonight she gets EAW Women's Champion Shanna in a Last Woman Standing Match. Shanna could test Mo with her raw power.
Phil Blauer: I like Mo. She's like a German Tammy Sanchez.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman welcome to The Cox Arena. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine and Hardkore World present tonight's round of Hardkore America action. Our first encounter is a Last Woman Standing Match scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Bottrop, Germany; Standing 5 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds...MO!!!"
The San Diego fans cheer the new female star. "#1" by Nelly hits the speakers and Shanna walks out. She shows off her body but the Cox Arena boos her anyway. Shanna sneers and then walks into the ring and shows off her hot body to Mo. Mo puts her hand up and the audience sends wave after wave of boos toward her
Guillermo O'Bannon: In a Last Woman Standing match, EAW Women's Champion Shanna has a huge height disadvantage going into this match, giving up 5 inches to Mo so she has to use whatever she can get her hands on in The Cox Arena to counteract that.
Phil Blauer: She can have this Black Cherry Vanilla Coke, I'm almost done with it. Hold on. (starts to drink the rest)
Guillermo O'Bannon: I wouldn't even beat someone to death with that shit. Shanna defeated Jaclyn Frost in her first match in Albuquerque...
Phil Blauer: Hold on! (gulp) (gulp) (gulp)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, I...
Phil Blauer: (lets out all the breath he's been holding) Hold on!! (gulp) (gulp) (gulp) Ah! (belches) Ok, all Shanna's!
Phil tosses his can into the ring. Shanna sees it, and kicks it back out of the ring
Yolanda Ando: Shanna wears a white bikini and a white thong with a blue skirt on over the thong. The EAW Women's Title is around her waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent, from Austin, Texas; Standing 5 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 162 pounds; She is The Current EAW Women's Champion...SHANNA!!!"
The Cox Arena boos and jeers. Mike Peters signals for the bell. Mo & Shanna lock up in a collar & elbow tie-up. Mo grabs a side headlock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo wrenches Shanna's head to the side, trying to implode her head with a headlock.
Phil Blauer: Calm down now, it's a headlock.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo twists Shanna's head. But Shanna pushes her off into the ropes and clotheslines her! Mo gets up and tries to kick her but Shanna catches her foot. Mo swings around with an enzuigiri kick to the back of Shanna's head!
The San Diego fans pop. Mo grabs two handfuls of Shanna's hair and lifts her to her feet. Mo pops Shanna in the face with a couple of european uppercut. Mo goes for a suplex but Shanna blocks it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna suplexes Mo in the center of the ring. She has her sit a while with a sleeper hold.
Phil Blauer: She's got that arm underneath her chin so it's not a choke. Oh wait, yeah it is. Sorry, my monitor's on the fritz. Boone?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: But sir, your sitting three feet from the ring...
Phil Blauer: I don't need a math lesson!
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: ...yes sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo works her way to her feet, and runs backward. She squashes Shanna in the corner. Mo grabs the ropes and rams her shoulder into Shanna's stomach a few times.
Mo backs up and gets a running start and smashes Shanna with a kneelift that catches her right under the chin. Shanna tries to fight her way out but Mo headbutts her in the face to calm her down
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna fires back with a punch that dazes Mo.
Phil Blauer: More so than she is already?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna front facelocks her and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. She hops off with a tornado DDT!
The crowd boos. Shanna bounces against the ropes and jumps into a legdrop across Mo's throat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna grabs Mo's leg and drops back into a leglock. She bends her leg to the side, trying to hurt the knee. Mo's screams of pain pierce the relative calm of The Cox Arena.
Phil Blauer: (cracks another Black Cherry Vanilla Coke) Yeah, she needs to stop harshing my buzz.
Shanna releases her leg and then picks her up and butterflies her arms. Mo backdrops her. She pops Shanna in the face to knock her back a few steps
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo jabs her a few more times and then knocks her back into the ropes with a big uppercut!
Phil Blauer: We went to a wrestling match and a boxing match broke out.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo clotheslines Shanna over the ropes to the floor below!
The audience cheers. Mo steps out on the apron, hops onto the middle of the second rope. She backflips into an asai moonsault that knocks Shanna back into the guardrail!! The Cox Arena pops and starts chanting "MO!! MO!! MO!! MO!! MO!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters laying the count on both ladies as they lie on The Cox Arena floor together.
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo gets up first, but Shanna still lying against the railing.
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna pulls herself up to her feet with some help from the security rail. Mo front facelocks Shanna but she blocks the DDT, and backdrops Mo on the concrete!
Shanna rolls back into the ring and waits for Mo to get back up. Shanna slingshots herself over the ropes onto Mo with a pescado body press
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna snap suplexes Mo on the Cox Arena floor! Mo gets up and gets her face smashed into the floor with an X factor!!
The San Diego fans boo. Mo rolls over with a bruise under her eye. Shanna tosses Mo into the ring and then hops onto the apron. She climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Mo to get up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna catches Mo in the face with a missle dropkick!! She lifts her up and irish whips her into the ropes. She goes for a huracanrana, but Mo catches her legs and powerbombs her!!
The Cox Arena comes alive! Mo full nelsons Shanna. She links her fingers together and presses down on the back of her neck. Mo thrashes her from side to side
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna backs her into the corner, smashing her back into the turnbuckles. She lifts Mo up and sits her up on the top turnbuckle. Shanna climbs up to the second rope, and flips into a stratusphere handstand huracanrana!!
Mo bounces off her head and then lies on her side. Shanna grabs her by her legs but before she can turn her over into a sharpshooter, Mo pokes her in the eye. She then straightens her up with a German uppercut
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo running bulldogs Shanna! She irish whips her into the ropes, dips down for a backdrop, but Shanna double underhook DDTs her!!
The fans boo as Shanna motions for Mo to get up. When she does, Shanna spears her into next week
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna climbs to the top turnbuckle from the inside of the ring. She backflips into a moonsault, but Mo rolls out of the way!! Shanna staggers up and gets a dropkick to her face.
The Cox Arena cheers. Mo russian legsweeps Shanna and climbs to the top turnbuckle. She leaps off with a frog splash!! The audience gets louder and Mo tells Mike Peters to start counting
Referee Mike Peters: 1!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna gets to her feet. Mo back suplexes her but Shanna flips onto her feet. She release german suplexes Mo onto the back of her head!
The fans boo as Shanna takes a few moments to collect herself. She irish whips Mo into the ropes and then sidewalk slams her
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a huracanrana!!
The Cox Arena jeers and boos Shanna, who seductively gyrates for them. She pulls Mo up for a DDT, but Mo lifts her up into a fireman's carry. She flips Shanna over into an FU
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo climbs out to the apron, slingshots herself onto the middle of the top rope and springboard leg drops Shanna!!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna up, but Mo spears her back to the mat! She side suplexes her near the corner. Mo climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Shanna shakes the ropes and crotches her. Shanna climbs to the second rope and huracanranas her off the top!!
The crowd boos. Shanna demands Mo get counted down and spends the time strutting for the jeering crowd
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo gets to her feet but Shanna jams her into the mat with an impaler DDT! She climbs up to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a gorgeous moonsault!!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo climbs up to her feet again, but Shanna drops her again with a stunner! She irish whips Mo into the ropes, but Mo ducks a clothesline and counters with a flatliner!
The Cox Arena comes to life with cheers as Mo tries to regain her senses. She irish whips Shanna into the ropes and goes for a backdrop, but Shanna stops her in her tracks with a DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna headlocks Mo and runs up the ropes into a stratusfaction bulldog, but Mo drops backward into a back suplex! She applies a sleeper hold on Shanna.
The fans yell out encouragement for Mo. She clamps down on Shanna's forehead and jaw, causing the EAW Women's Champion to get rubbery legs. Shanna fights to stay awake, and reaches out for her only escape, the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna drops down to her knees and shoots the top of her skull through Mo's chin. Mo staggers around, dazed, and cracks her upside the head with a superkick!
Shanna turns Mo over into a boston crab. She leans back on Mo's legs, bending her spine. Mo crawls over to the ropes, while Shanna tries to sit low on the crab
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo reaches the ropes and Shanna is forced to release the boston crab. Shanna rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair!
Phil Blauer: This chick isn't fucking around!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna steps back into the ring and chases Mo around with that chair. She takes a swing but misses, hits the top rope, and it bounces back into her face!! Mo russian legsweeps her!
The fans cheer. She irish whips Shanna into the ropes and flips her over her head with a belly to belly suplex! She lifts Shanna up and spins her around into a tigerbomb
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Phil Blauer: Shanna is up to her feet but looks woozy!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo double underhooks Shanna's arms, but Shanna backdrops her! She cracks her in the head with a chick kick!! Shanna runs into the ropes and jumping elbow drops her!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo is up! Shanna irish whips her into the ropes, but Mo somersaults underneath a spinning heel kick!
The San Diego fans roar. Mo attacks Shanna with a rapid fire succession of chops and thigh kicks that drop her to her knees. Mo then swings around with a shining wizard kick to Shanna's temple
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo lifts up the chair and brings it down on Shanna's skull as hard as she can! She double underhooks Shanna's arms and drives her facefirst into the mat with a pedigree on that chair!!
The Cox Arena is unanimous in their chant of "MO!! MO!! MO!! MO!! MO!!" Mo lifts up a dazed Shanna and twists her around in a corkscrew neckbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo climbs to the top turnbuckle with the chair in her hand. She backflips into her Mo Curler shooting star press with the chair!!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: That's it, Shanna is knocked out!
"Ding" by Seeed! plays and the San Diego fans cheer as Mo raises her hands in victory
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 17 minutes 36 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...MO!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo's winning streak continues in an impressive fashion. These two ladies will meet again at the Irish Rage in Belfast 2006 pay-per-view in a huge hell in the cell match to determine the number one contender to the Hardkore World Women's Championship!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tonight we have the return of a wrestling legend. Cobryn has held the World Championship in such legendary regions as Ring Syndicate, Ascendent Wrestling, UWA, and of course here in Hardkore World. Tonight he returns to the ring in his climb back to the top against young scrapper Justin Majoy.
Phil Blauer: I thought he got his head shaved.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That was Cyrus.
Phil Blauer: What did I say?
"Bad, Bad Men" by John Cena hits as Justin Majoy walks out to a booing San Diego crowd. He flips them off before running down to, and sliding in, the ring. He raises his arms to more boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy and the Future World Order came this close to winning the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles in Phoenix from Cobryn's old crew The Un-Stable. A win over this icon could be the thing that skyrockets young Justin's career.
Phil Blauer: White rapper champions are over huge these days. HUGE!
Yolanda Ando: Justin Majoy wears baggy blue jeans and a dark blue tank top.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall, and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Huron, Ohio; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 225 pounds...JUSTIN MAJOY!!!"
The crowd boos and jeers Majoy. Then "No Quarter" by Led Zepplin plays and The Cox Arena silences. Cobryn steps out in a black silk robe that trails behind him a good four feet. The audience boos and thows debris at Cobryn as he walks out. He sneers, then smiles and makes his way to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn is making his first full time return since November 2005 when he lost his Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship to Andrew Sinclair in a major upset in Sinclair's hometown of Sacramento. Since then he's made sporadic appearences. In the Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup being eliminated by veterans "Magnificent" Ron Lauren & "Heart Throb" Rich Andrews. At a SWAT show in February at the Rod Laver Arena in Melbourne, Australia defeating Phantom. Tonight he says the Hardkore World Championship is back in his sights but first Justin Majoy.
Phil Blauer: A walk around the World starts with a single step, or in this case, Justin Majoy.
Yolanda Ando: Cobryn wears regular black tights with black wrestling boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Key Largo of the Florida Keys; He Stands 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...COBRYN!!!"
The fans boo even louder, as Cobryn wipes his feet upon entering the ring. He hands his cape to Ron Reid then chastises him for not folding it correctly. So he hands the cape to Yolanda instead
Yolanda Ando: Thanks!
Phil Blauer: You can't keep it. Can she? If so, I want a cape.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn and Justin Majoy lock up in a collar & elbow tie-up. Cobryn twists his arm. He takes another wring on his wrist.
Cobryn flips Majoy on to his back with a judo throw. He applies an armscissors. He bends Justin's arm over his leg, making Majoy kick his feet into the mat in pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn releases a leg and whacks Majoy in the face with a few kicks. Majoy rolls Cobryn over onto his stomach, and applies a crippler crossface.
Phil Blauer: As Cobryn was saying he is 2-0 in Phoenix. Back in July of 2004, he defeated Adrian Tanner Jr. to earn the first shot at the Hardkore World Champion. Then in June 2005 he successfully defended his Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship in a brutal falls count anywhere match.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn hoping to make it three times the charm.
Justin Majoy leans back on Cobryn's arm & head. Cobryn grunts in pain while trying to get to the ropes. Majoy readjust his grip and yanks back on Cobryn's arm
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn rolls over into a cradle!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Justin Majoy releases the crippler crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn applies a wristlock and cranes back on Majoy's arm. He bends the arm behind him and then lifts him up by it!!
Phil Blauer: All of Majoy's 225 pounds are being supported by his elbow!
Cobryn drops him to the mat. He crossface chicken wings him and then back suplexes him onto the back of his head & shoulder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Millennium Suplex!! Cobryn irish whips Majoy into the ropes, but Justin ducks under a clothesline. Majoy counters with a flatliner!
Cobryn rolls onto his side. Majoy goes for a piledriver, but Cobryn backdrops him. Cobryn hammerlocks Justin's arm behind his back and then belly to belly suplexes him onto his own chicken winged arm! Majoy rolls around the mat, clutching his elbow
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn drops a pointed elbow drop to Justin Majoy's throat. He lifts Majoy up into a reverse crucifix and then drops him down to his face with an inverted razor's edge!! The Salty Salty Tears of Justin Majoy!!
Justin Majoy clutches his face and tries to make his way up to his feet. Cobryn presses him over his head but Majoy falls behind Cobryn on his feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy grabs Cobryn and drops an RKO! He bounces into the ropes and leaping elbow drops Cobryn!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Cobryn kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn ducks under a superkick and starts peppering Majoy with jabs to the face. He flips Majoy over his shoulder with an exploder suplex!
Cobryn butterflies his arms and then lifts him up and deposits him back onto his face with a michinoku driver II! Cobryn then lies along the turnbuckles and pretends to sleep
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn seems to be going after Majoy's face.
Phil Blauer: It's his only marketable appendage. Those boxer briefs aren't gonna sell themselves.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn lifts Justin Majoy up and finishes him off with a slingshot suplex known as The Tsunami Effect!
Phil Blauer: Coby has been gone a while. He has to update his offensive move names. Next he's gonna be unleashing the Shoe Bomb.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Justin Majoy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn slaps the mat in frustration and half nelsons Majoy. But Justin elbows his way out of it. He reverses with a rock bottom called Brightside!
The fans pop a little. Justin Majoy draws off their energy and demands Cobryn get up. He irish whips Cobryn into the ropes and catches him on the way back with a black hole slam
Guillermo O'Bannon: Scrapbuster!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Cobryn kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy DDTs Cobryn and climbs up to the top turnbuckle from inside of the ring. He backflips into a moonsault but Cobryn puts his knees up!! Cobryn fireman's carries Majoy up and delivers Majoy's own FU on him!!
Phil Blauer: Diss!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Justin Majoy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn gets up and walks right into a superkick!
Phil Blauer: The upside of having an FU as your finisher is that at least if someone uses it on you, it doesn't hurt very much.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy butterflies Cobryn's arms, but Cobryn backdrops him. He straightjacket suplexes him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Justin Majoy gets his arm free)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn irish whips Majoy into the ropes and then drops him on his face again with a flapjack!
The fans boo. Cobryn leans over the rope and points one kid out and says "You wanna do something about it, fat boy? I'll slap the crisco out of you. When you masturbate, it's a threesome." Justin Majoy sneaks up behind him and t-bone suplexes him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy irish whips Cobryn into the turnbuckles and follows him in with a huracanrana, but Cobryn reverses it with a ligerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Cobryn releases Majoy)
Phil Blauer: Diss!
Cobryn motions to the audience that it's not time yet. He sits Majoy on the top turnbuckle. Cobryn climbs up to the second rope with his back towards Majoy. He lifts him up in an inverted crucifix, then drops down into a stunner
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stabler!! Cobryn applies an inverted facelock. He adjusts Majoy's arms and locks them in a double chicken wing, linking his hands under Majoy's back. Cobryn lifts him up and drops him back down on the back of their head in a modified reverse DDT while keeping arms locked!! The Answer 2005!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"No Quarter" by Led Zeppelin plays and the fans boo. Cobryn stands up and demands that Ron Reid lift his arm in victory. Reid dutifully does and then Cobryn rips it away
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 8 minutes 33 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...COBRYN!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn makes quick work of Justin Majoy!
Cobryn motions with his finger "that's one down"
Guillermo O'Bannon: It seems his bizarre war with the Future World Order is going to continue at the Irish Rage in Belfast!
Phil Blauer: Is it me or are Yuku Shiro and Pat Bozzini in cahoots?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I think it's obvious, Phil. I think Pat is forgetting that Yuku Shiro could just as easily go for Pat's Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship. But Yuku's got alot on her hands to deal with as it is. Recently our women's division has gotten hotter than Phil's car.
Phil Blauer: Hey, we raced for pinks.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I wasn't even in my car yet.
Phil Blauer: Boone!
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (flips to page 371 in the Street Racing Rulebook) "The first rule of Street Racing...THERE ARE NO RULES!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's on page 371? What's up until then?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: A foreword by Vin Diesal.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Either way, the women's division's newest free agent is "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman. She is an accomplished roller derby player & grappler of the past few years, and now wants a shot at Yuku Shiro's Hardkore World Women's Championship, the oldest Women's title in the World. But first she has to get through former Canadian Women's Champion Jane Tyrra.
"Without Me" by Eminem hits and the Cox Arena cheers. Jane Tyrra walks out to even more cheers. Her boyfriend, Miester, walks out behind her. He's blown back by boos as a few people continue to cheer for Tyrra. The crowd now cheers for Jane Tyrra as she enters the ring and raises her arms. On the outside, Miester flips off the crowd, drawing more boos to him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra recently won a big match to end her feud with EAW Women's Champion Shanna in an I Respect You Match in Phoenix. Tonight she wants to pick up a win over Kauffman so she can get a match with Yuku Shiro sometime down the line.
Phil Blauer: Tyrra is one of the hottest girls in the ring right now.
Yolanda Ando: Jane Tyrra wears long black tights with a blue stripe on each side, and a blue tanktop. She also wears a necklace around her neck, with an 'M' pendant attached to it, as a show of love for her boyfriend Miester.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Miester; from Chicago, Illinois; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 160 pounds...JANE TYRRA!!!"
The crowd cheers. "No Reason" by Sum 41 plays and the audience cheers. "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman steps through the curtain on roller skates. She surveys her new audience then skates down to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman is I think the first wrestler to ever skate down to a ring!
Phil Blauer: What about Johnny Ace & Shane Douglas, the Dynamic Dudes?
Guillermo O'Bannon: They just carried their skateboards. She has been training to be a wrestler ever since she was thirteen years old being trained her father, "The Legend" Ted Kauffman. Ted Kauffman was killed in a car accident when Amanda was only fifteen. When Amanda graduated from high school she joined the IFWF until she became pregnant with her daughter Michelle. Amanda then went to the CWF and did very well in that promotion. She came to the Women's World Wrestling League and had much success in the promotion. She later joined 3WL's sister fed, Divas Unleashed and has pretty good success there too.
Phil Blauer: I would have gone another way than "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman. The Mexican Jew thing is an interesting way to reach out to two very large wrestling contingents at the same time. But it's not gonna move many t-shirts. Think about it. She's got two kids, right?
Guillermo O'Bannon: (checks his index card) Yeah, she has a five year old daughter Michelle and her two year old foster son Ryan.
Phil Blauer: "MILF" Amanda Kauffman! It's a marketing bonanza! "I'm a MILF" & "Got MILF?" t-shirts. I'm just riffin here.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, Phil. But recently Amanda decided to move to Austin, Texas after watching the A&E show Rollergirls...
Phil Blauer: She joined The Roller Derby because of a reality show? Let's hope she doesn't watch Dog The Bounty Hunter. Cause I got warrants.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Either way, she's an amazing competitor. She's a two time Champions Wrestling Federation United States Women's champion, two time CWF Women's World Champion and a three time Women's World Wrestling League All Pacific champion. Now let's go to our fashion reporter, Yolanda.
Yolanda Ando: Amanda Kauffman is on fire, literally! She has on a cute black one piece swimsuit with a fire design. Her black wrestling boots have a fire design, with black elbow pads and black knee pads. Looks like she's ready to burn the competition...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Thank you Yolanda,...
Yolanda Ando: Or smoke her opponent...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, we get it Yolanda.
Yolanda Ando: Too bad she didn't come down to the Bee Gees cause this would be a disco inferno!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Alright, Yolanda.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent, from Austin, Texas; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 135 pounds; Making her Hardkore Debut...'HABANERO' AMANDA KAUFFMAN!!!"
The audience cheers. Mike Peters signals for the bell and Kauffman & Tyrra circle one another. They lock up in a collar & elbow tie-up
Phil Blauer: It must be hard to wrestle in skates. I know it's hard cook with them, which is the reason why I'm not allowed back to work at Benihana's
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman skates quickly at her and clotheslines Jane Tyrra! She skates back and then gets a good amount of speed before backflipping into a shooting star press!!
Phil Blauer: Come on Peters, she has skates on! That has to be illegal. The Harlem Globetrotters aren't even allowed to do that!
Mike Peters demands Kauffman remove her skates. She rolls her eyes and detatches the wheels from her boots. She asks Mike, "Are you happy?" Peters responds "Not since my wife left me. But it's nice to just talk to a lady."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman and Jane Tyrra lock up in a collar & elbow tie-up. Amanda Kauffman takes her over into a hiptoss. She goes for a suplex, but Tyrra blocks it with her leg. She counters with a snap suplex.
Tyrra wraps up Kauffman's legs but before she can turn her over into a sharpshooter, Kauffman rakes her eyes with her nails
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman irish whips Tyrra into the ropes and then flips her over in a flying head scissors takedown! She waits for Tyrra to get to her feet and then catches her on the button with a picture perfect dropkick!
The San Diego audience applauds. Tyrra ducks under a uraken spinning back punch, and scoops her up. Jane drops her on her knee with a backbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra irish whips Kauffman into the ropes, and then hits her with a flying body press!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra pulls Kauffman up into a powerbomb, but Amanda spins around on her shoulders, and then flips over into a victory roll!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman lifts Tyrra's arm up and then hits her with a swift kick to her chest. She then applies a bearhug.
Amanda Kauffman grips her wrist into the small of Tyrra's back. Tyrra lets out a cry of pain as Kauffman tries to squeeze the life out of her. Mike Peters asks Tyrra if she wants to submit but she refuses
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra punches her way out of the bearhug. She irish whips Kauffman into the ropes and then takes her out with a spinning heel kick!
Tyrra grabs Kauffman by the legs and turns her over into a boston crab. She leans back with Amanda's feet in her arms, and yells "Ask her!" Dutifully, Mike Peters checks in with Kauffman who refuses to tap out. On the outside, Miester yells "Come on, babe. Let's hurry this up!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra plants her feet and yanks back on Kauffman's legs. Then she releases the boston crab and textbook suplexes her in the center of the ring.
Tyrra pulls Kauffman up but Amanda ducks under neath a punch, and atomic drops her into the turnbuckles. When she bounces back, Kauffman chicken wing suplexes her
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman applies an armbar. She sticks her knee into the ball of Tyrra's shoulder and clamps down on her elbow. Jane works her way to her feet but Kauffman hangs on to her arm.
Kauffman drops down with a code red armbreaker! Tyrra rolls around clutching her shoulder. She kicks her feet into the canvas in pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman lifts Tyrra up into a powerbomb, but Tyrra reverses it into a huracanrana! She irish whips Kauffman into the ropes and drill her into the mat with a sidewalk slam!
Jane Tyrra shakes her arm out a little and then bounces into the ropes. She diving legdrops Kauffman
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra irish whips Amanda Kauffman into the ropes and nearly takes her head off with a clothesline! She front facelocks Tyrra but Kauffman backdrops her. Kauffman delivers a stunner!
The audience cheers. Amanda Kauffman takes a swing at Tyrra, but Jane ducks. She german suplexes Amanda
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman kips up to her feet and spins into a uraken punch that knocks Tyrra over the ropes to the floor!
Jane Tyrra falls awkwardly and lands on the concrete Cox Arena floor. She tries to re-enter the ring, but Amanda Kauffman's waiting for her with a baseball slide kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman rolls out of the ring, and lifts her up into a fireman's carry. But Tyrra falls behind her onto her feet. Jane cracks Kauffman in the ear with a superkick!
Jane Tyrra rolls back into the ring and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. She waits for Kauffman to get to her feet, and then leaps off. She catches Kauffman with a huracanrana on the concrete!! The San Diego fans erupt with cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra rolls Kauffman back into the ring. She climbs up to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a moonsault but Kauffman puts her knees up into Tyrra's stomach!
Jane Tyrra staggers around and doesn't see Kauffman coming with a flying body press
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman pulls Tyrra's head into her legs and then twists her neck. She applies an abdominal stretch, pulling back on that arm & shoulder she was working on earlier.
Mike Peters checking in to see if Tyrra wants to submit, but she shakes her head. Kauffman plants her foot and leans back on the abdominal stretch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra hiptosses Kauffman to get out of the submission hold. She drives Amanda's face into the canvas with an X factor! She climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes flying off with a 747 splash!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra twists up Kauffman's legs and turns her over into a sharpshooter! She sits low on the bridge trying to break Kauffman's back.
Phil Blauer: Jane Tyrra has been known to wear down the back and did just that tonight. She wore her down with a boston crab, sidewalk slam, backbreaker, and suplexes. Now she's trying to cash in.
Kauffman cries out in pain as Tyrra leans back on the scorpion deathlock. Peters asks Habanero if she wants to tap out over & over but she continually refuses. Miester screams in Kauffman's face "Give it up! Give it up, bitch, it's over!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman crawls over to the ropes and grabs onto the bottom rope. Mike Peters makes Tyrra break the sharpshooter. Jane irish whips Kauffman into the ropes, but Amanda comes back with a flying leg lariot!
The fans come alive. Kauffman pops her in the mouth with a shotei palm strike. She inverted facelocks Jane's head and climbs to the second turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman hops off with a tornado reverse DDT!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman turns her over into a boston crab of her own. She cranes back on her legs, putting alot of pressure on her lower back.
Jane Tyrra reaches out for Miester who keeps saying "Hang on, baby! You can do it! Just get to them ropes!" Kauffman switches it up into a liontamer version
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra finally gets to the ropes and Kauffman has to break the boston crab. Amanda irish whips Tyrra into the ropes and then goes for a cross body block, but Jane catches her and powerslams her!
Tyrra runs into the ropes and leaping elbow drops Kauffman. She rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. She slides it into the ring and then climbs in herself. She drags Kauffman into the corner, leaning against the bottom turnbuckle. Tyrra leans the chair against Amanda's face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra climbs up to the top turnbuckle and then leaps off, dropkicking the chair into Kauffman's face!!
The fans let out a loud pop. Jane Tyrra front facelocks her and climbs to the second turnbuckle. She comes off with a tornado DDT on the chair
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra irish whips Kauffman into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana but Amanda reverses it into a samurai driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman sits Tyrra up on the top turnbuckle and then climbs up to the second rope. Tyrra cracks her with a couple of punches and then hits a side effect off the second rope!! Tyrra Effect!
Phil Blauer: What a match!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra grabs two handfuls of Kauffman's hair and pulls her to her feet. Kauffman karate chops her in the neck. She grabs her with a 3/4 facelock and runs up the ropes into a sliced bread #2!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman irish whips her into the ropes, dips down for a backdrop and Tyrra double underhook DDTs her!
Jane Tyrra catches her breath and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. She leaps off into a frog splash
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman ducks out of the way of a leg drop. Amanda lifts Jane's arm and hits her with a heart punch. She lifts Tyrra up in a human torture rack, then flips her over onto her head with a burning hammer!!
Phil Blauer: Her classes with Keiko Nakamura are paying dividends.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman applies a body scissors to Tyrra's midsection.
Phil Blauer: This is a great move in the respect that it tires your opponent out at a critical stage, and then hampers their future attempts to get new air. Plus it looks totally hot when those two do it.
Miester pounds the apron trying to get the audience to clap along, but they just boo him. Kauffman tightens her grip around Jane's kidneys with those strong trunk-like legs
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters asks Jane Tyrra if she's ready to tap. Mike gets his answer when Tyrra punches her way out of the body vice. She butterflies Kauffman's arms and lifts her up into an angel's wings onto her face & chest!!
The crowd cheers and Jane Tyrra climbs to the top turnbuckle, she backflips into a moonsault that she hits this time
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra whips her leg around in a spinning toe hold and then drops down into a figure four leglock.
Phil Blauer: This is the move that made her most hated enemy, Shanna begrudingly say "I respect you" in their match in Phoenix!
Amanda Kauffman sits up and falls back over & over in pain. Mike Peters asks if she submits and she grabs his shirt in frustration and agony. Kauffman shakes her head and Tyrra clamps down harder on her twisted legs
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman finally turns the figure four over into an inverted indian deathlock! Jane Tyrra quickly grabs the ropes and Peters makes Manda break the deathlock. Tyrra is the first to her feet, and takes a swing at her but Kauffman ducks. She runs Tyrra into the ropes and then rolls back into a japanese leg roll crush!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: She drops Tyrra on her head with a death valley driver! While Tyrra is still sitting, Amanda Kauffman applies up into an abdominal stretch with an inverted facelock. Better knowns as a stretch plum.
Yolanda Ando: I had a plum pullover once that was so comfy that I left over Phil's house (Phil & Guillermo look at her. Phil looks uncomfortable) Just sayin, I miss it.
Phil Blauer: I forgot my new girlfriend's birthday and gave it to her on the fly.
Yolanda Ando: That was mine!
Phil Blauer: Hey! It was her birthday and there it was, dropped out of the sky! What was I supposed to do, remember her birthday?
The Cox Arena cheers. Amanda Kauffman readjusts her grip and pulls back on Tyrra's head & arm. Peters checks in to see if she wants to tap, but Jane lets out a muffled refusal
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra tries to escape the stretch plum, but Kauffman has it locked in tight. She tags Jane with a few crossfaces, and then lifts her up into an island driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman places her knee on the shins of Jane Tyrra's crossed legs and applies pressure to her knees. Kauffman puts one arm behind Jane's neck and reaches under both of her arms, locking Tyrra's arms behind her back. An indian deathlock with a reverse full nelson!
Phil Blauer: It's as painful to look at as it is to say!
Amanda Kauffman applies pressure by pushing Jane Tyrra's neck forward. She rocks back on Tyrra's crossed legs to cause even more pain. Miester jumps on the apron to distract Mike Peters so he can't see his girlfriend tap out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman releases the indian deathlock and gets up to see what the commotion is. Tyrra knees her in the kidneys and then powerbombs her!
The fans boo. But Jane Tyrra quiets them when she climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra lifts Kauffman up on her shoulder and then runs into the center of the ring with a Tyrra Bomb!! She climbs to the top turnbuckle and then flips into a Windy North swanton!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Amanda Kauffman gets her shoulder up)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra irish whips Kauffman, but she reverses it and shoots Jane into the ropes. She catches her coming back with an emerald frosion brainbuster!!
The crowd is deafening. She chicken wings Tyrra, but Tyrra back elbows her in the face. She lifts Kauffman up into a powerbomb, but then rolls through into an X factor
Guillermo O'Bannon: Show of Love!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Tyrra slaps the mat in frustration after Kauffman kicks out of her finisher!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra climbs to the top rope and comes off with a big splash, but there's no water in the pool! Amanda Kauffman grabs her with a double chicken wing!
Phil Blauer: Now we see why she wanted to work down those arms in the beginning of this match. At the time it seemed, I dunno...weird.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman pulls up on both of Tyrra's wrists, trying to hyperextend her elbows. Mike Peters checking in and it looks as though this could be it!
Jane Tyrra is screaming bloody murder as Kauffman tries to break both of her arms. Miester jumps up on the apron again and tries to distract Peters. Kauffman runs Jane Tyrra facefirst into Miester's face and they butt heads
Guillermo O'Bannon: While Jane Tyrra is sitting, Kauffman places her leg behind Tyrra's neck so that the back of her knee is on Jane's neck. Kauffman lies on her side and reaches under their shin of the leg and applies her sleeper! She's forcing Tyrra's head down with her leg while squeezing her neck with her arms.
The crowd cheers as Tyrra is tied up like a pretzel. Mike Peters asks her if she wants to tap and she refuses. Amanda Kauffman clamps down around her neck and pushes her neck forward with her leg and finally Tyrra has to tap out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra taps out to Amanda Kauffman's brutal submission hold!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 21 minutes 43 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...AMANDA KAUFFMAN!!!"
"No Reason" by Sum 41 plays and the audience lets out a huge pop. Mike Peters raises Kauffman's arm in victory as she soaks in the cheers of the San Diego audience. She wipes her sweat drenched hair back and climbs to the second rope to celebrate as Sum 41 continues to play through the Cox Arena
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman Jane Tyrra battle for over twenty minutes in a brilliant match, but it's the veteran Amanda Kauffman that scores her first win in Hardkore World. Jane Tyrra has a chance to gain some revenge when they all battle in a hell in a cell cage in an elimination match to decide the number one contender to Yuku Shiro's Hardkore World Women's Championship at next month's Irish Rage in Belfast 2006.
Amanda Kauffman puts her skates back on and skates down the aisleway, slapping the fans' hands along the way
Guillermo O'Bannon: We're gonna keep the ball rolling with our red-hot women's division. In Phoenix, three time champion Tamara Sanchez lost her Hardkore World Women's title to Yuku Shiro. Tonight she wants to get back on the winning path before her Ambulance Match with Yuku Shiro at Irish Rage in Belfast 2006.
The lights in the Cox Arena start to flicker, red and blue pyro explodes. "Always" by Saliva hits and a spotlight points on Tamara Sanchez standing in the entrance. The spotlight drives up her body, and past her gold belt while she performs the Clique sign. She runs down the ramp, sliding into the ring where she jumps up the top turnbuckle and flips off the audience before backflipping into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy was not happy when Yuku Shiro burned through the Women's ranks, waltzed in and took her title. She wants to get that belt back and become a four time champion by putting Yuku in an ambulance in Belfast. But first she has to get through the Future World Order's "The Bad Bitch" Jessie.
Phil Blauer: Tammy should take this chick's nickname if she wins.
Yolanda Ando: Tammy is wearing black hot pants and a red top with spaghetti sleeves, appropriately saying "BITCH" on the front in black letters & red boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from New York City; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
The Cox Arena boos. Then "We Be Burnin" by Sean Paul hits as the boos get louder. Huge red pyro explodes as Jess walks out, flipping off the crowd. Big Mark Evans, Mr. Dean, and Johnny Parker follow behind her. She slides into the ring and raises her arms
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jess lost her debut match to Mo in Phoenix in a close one. Tonight she has a huge mountain to climb with the three time Hardkore World Women's Champion Tamara Sanchez, but if she can beat her, it'll skyrocket her to the top of Yuku Shiro's contenders.
Yolanda Ando: "The Bad Bitch" wears a short tan skirt and a black t-shirt with a Batista-style 'B' on the front.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent, accompanied to the ring by The Future World Order; Hailing from Washington D.C.; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 132 pounds; Also making her Hardkore Debut...'THE BAD BITCH' JESS!!!"
The fans boo. Jess turns around into a mighty spear from Tamara Sanchez!! Ron Reid signals for the bell for the match to begin
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez irish whips Jess into the ropes but The Bad Bitch comes back with a clothesline!
Jess headlocks Sanchez and goes for a bulldog, but Tammy pushes her off into the turnbuckles. Jess staggers back out into an angle slam by Sanchez
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy scoops her up and drops her on her head with a michinoku driver I!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Jess gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara waistlocks Jess, but The Bad Bitch back elbows her in the face. She textbook suplexes Sanchez. Jess runs into the ropes and leaping elbow drops her.
Sanchez ducks under a chick kick, and counters with a spin kick of her own! Tammy front facelocks Jess and climbs up on the second turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez hops off into a tornado DDT! She grabs Jess by the foot and turns her around into a spinning toe hold. She unwraps her leg and then swings around into another spinning toe hold.
Sanchez wrenches Jess' leg again, but Jess grabs her by her head and inside cradles her
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Tamara Sanchez kicks her out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Bad Bitch" Jess DDTs Tammy! She bounces into the ropes and leg drops the back of her head.
Jess pulls Tammy up into a half nelson and then drops her on her head with a t-bone suplex! Jess irish whips Sanchez into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy comes back with a scissors kick to Jess' chest! She reverse DDTs Jess!
Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Jess to get to her feet. She leaps off with a flying body press
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jess kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez german suplexes her!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jess rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez front facelocks her and steps up to the second turnbuckle. She comes off with a tornado DDT but Jess turns it into a spinebuster!
The fans boo. The Bad Bitch Jessie vertical suplexes Tammy, then impaler DDTs her! She pulls her up and irish whips her into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Bad Bitch Jess catches her with a sidewalk slam!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jess double underhooks her arms but Tammy backdrops her. She grabs Jess from behind with a chinlock and then drops down into an orton backbreaker!
Tamara Sanchez irish whips Jess into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana but Jess catches her by her legs and powerbombs her! The San Diego crowd boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jess goes for a piledriver but Tammy backdrops her. Sanchez lifts her up in a fireman's carry and then drops back into a samoan drop!
Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a flying thez press
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jess gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jess gets to her feet and takes Tammy out of her boots with a spear! She scoops Tamara Sanchez up and drops her into a backbreaker.
Jess climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Tammy shakes the ropes and crotches her on the top turnbuckle. Sanchez climbs to the second turnbuckle and DDTs her!! The Cox Arena rocks with boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez wraps up Jess' legs and turns her over into a scorpion deathlock. She leans back with Jess' feet in her arms, bending her spine backwards.
Jess cries out in pain. Ron Reid checks in to see if she wants to tap out. Jess shakes her head and crawls over towards the rope. Tammy drags her back to the center of the ring and applies a texas cloverleaf. The Bad Bitch screams in both frustration and agony
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez rocks back on the cloverleaf trying to hurt Jess' knee & back. Jess again trying crawl to the ropes and is gaining some ground. Inch by inch, until she grabs the bottom rope! Reid forces Tammy to break the texas cloverleaf. Sanchez goes for a german suplex, but Jess reverses it into a bulldog!
"The Bad Bitch" Jess drops Tammy facefirst into the mat with an unprettier! She quickly capitalizes into an STF! Jess clamps down on Sanchez's windpipe and pulls up on her head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jess thrashes Sanchez's head from side to side trying to make her tap. Ron Reid asks Tammy if she wants to give up but she's not giving it up yet. Tamara grabs the bottom rope and gets out of the STF. Jess pulls her up for a powerbomb, but Tammy takes her over with a huracanrana!
Phil Blauer: Works both ways.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez inverted facelocks Jess, and then whips her around into a test drive! She climbs to the top turnbuckles and then corkscrews into a spiral tap!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jess gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez drops down into a figure four. Jess is in total agony! She sits up and falls back over & over in pain.
Jess refuses to tap out and Sanchez clamps down on her twisted legs. Jess crawls over and grabs the rope. Ron Reid makes Tamara Sanchez release the figure four. Tammy irish whips Jess into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez ducks down for a backdrop but Jess double underhooks her arms. Tigerdriver '91!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez claps his legs together on Jess' head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jess inverted facelocks Tammy, and then drops down into an eye of the hurricane!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez gets to her feet and gets knocked out with a chick kick! Jess pulls her up and piledrives her!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jess goes for a suplex, but Tammy blocks it with her leg. Sanchez counters with a fisherman's suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jess kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez runs into the ropes, hops onto the middle of the second rope and backflips into a lionsault but Jess puts her knees up! She double underhook piledrives Tammy!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. Tamara Sanchez DDTs Jess and then climbs to the top rope and backflips into a shooting star press known as the 7 Year Inch!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
The fans boo and "Alive" by Saliva plays and Tamara Sanchez raises her arm
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez goes to Irish Rage in Belfast to try and regain her Hardkore World Championship...by putting Yuku Shiro in the hospital.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is a preivew of a couple of matches at Irish Rage in Belfast 2006. Vindication will be wrestling Johnny Parker in a straightjacket match. "The Unlucky One" 13 is gonna be linked in the first ever threeway chain match with Miester & Big Mark Evans. Kieran O'Shea will team with Mr. Psycho to take on Mr. Dean & Justin Majoy. They'll try and fire the first shot when "The Unlucky One" 13 and Vindication team up with newcomer Kieran O'Shea in a six man tag team match against The Future World Order.
"Hustler's Ambition" by 50 Cent plays as the lights go out. Purple lights come up as 13 walks out, a cloak hiding his face. Vindication comes out to a series of fireworks and pyro. Keiran O'Shean makes his way down the steps as he then moves through the crowd. O'Shea hops over the barricade as he makes his way to the ring apron. 13 has the UPW Tag Title over his left shoulder and the UPW Hardcore Title on his right shoulder. 13 walks up the steel steps and raises his arms. Vindication storms down to the ring focused on the job at hand. He enters the ring and acknowledges the fans whilst jumping up and down in preparation. Kieran gets on the ring apron and smiles cockily at the San Diego crowd as they boo him out of the Cox Arena. 13 enters the ring and raises his arms. He has three fingers up. Then, he removes the cloak and sits in a corner. O'Shea then steps inside the ring and climbs to the top rope where he smiles evilly at the crowd as he points to himself with his two thumbs. Swiftly, O'Shea jumps off of the turnbuckle and he points to the crowd extending his arms as he generates lots of heat from the crowd. Suddenly, Kieran pulls back his arm quickly as he points to himself using his two thumbs, as fireworks go off all over the arena
Guillermo O'Bannon: These three have never teamed before, hell, they've never even met. But tonight they join forces to try and send a message to the Future World Order?
Phil Blauer: Still, they need a name. For tonight, they are the Gothy Roid Irish Express.
Yolanda Ando: Vindication wears medium-length black tights with Vindication written in red lettering down each leg. 13 wears long black jeans and a black tanktop. To the ring 13 wears a long black cloak with the hood covering his face. The UPW Tag Title is on his left shoulder and the UPW Hardcore Title is on his right shoulder. Kieran O'Shea has on some green tights with a white shamrock on the front and "O'Shea" on the ass in white cursive lettering.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following six man tag team match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 310 pounds...VINDICATION!!! And from The Darkest Shadows of New York City; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 200 pounds; He is The Current UPW Hardore Champion and One Half of the UPW World Tag Team Champions...'THE UNLUCKY ONE' 13!!! From Cork, Ireland; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 223 pounds; Making his Hardkore Debut...KIERAN O'SHEA!!!"
The San Diego fans cheer. "Line in the Sand" by Motorhead plays and Johnny Parker and "The Bad Bitch" Jess walk out first. Then Mr. Dean runs out to boos. Next, Mark Evans walks out from behind the curtain and the crowd gives him a powerful booing ovation as Evans raises his right arm while trying to ignore the fans. Justin walks out to a booing crowd. He flips them off before running down to, and sliding in, the ring. He raises his arms to more boos, then Marks Evans gets into the ring and raises his arms to more heat. Mr. Dean flips off the fans before running to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Future World Order haven't been having a good night so far. Justin Majoy was destroyed by Cobryn and then "The Bad Bitch" Jess was soundly defeated by Tamara Sanchez. This match is a way to not only go out tonight with a win but also send a message to these three that the Future World Order will defeat them in Northern Ireland.
Phil Blauer: This match should have more messages than a 14 year old girl's computer.
Yolanda Ando: You should know. Johnny Parker wears long blue jeans and a gold tanktop. Big Mark Evans wears long red tights with the straps coming up over each shoulder. Mr. Dean wears long light blue pants with a white line down each side.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And their opponents, accompanied to the ring by "The Bad Bitch" Jess & Justin Majoy; First from Parts Unknown, Florida; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 200 pounds...MR. DEAN!! From Salisbury, Maryland; Standing an amazing 7 feet tall; Weighing 255 pounds...BIG MARK EVANS!! From Miami, Florida; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 240 pounds...JOHNNY PARKER!! They are the FUTURE WORLD ORDER!!!"
The San Diego fans boo. Johnny Parker & Kieran O'Shea start off. O'Shea & Parker lock up in a collar & elbow tie-up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea grabs an armbar. He wrenches up on Parker's shoulder. Parker grabs O'Shea's hair, but Peters makes him let go. Johnny uses his armbarred arm to scoop him up and drop him on his knee with a backbreaker.
Parker turns him over into a boston crab. He sits back on O'Shea's legs and back. Kieran O'Shea reaches out for the ropes but is to far away. Parker plants his feet and pulls back on the boston crab
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea powers out of the boston crab! Both men get to their feet and O'Shea catches with an STO!
Kieran O'Shea double underhooks Parker's arms, but Johnny backdrops him. He catches O'Shea under his chin with a superkick! He tags in Big Mark Evans, who headbutts O'Shea
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans irish whips Kieran O'Shea into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop, but O'Shea drills him into the mat with a DDT! He applies an abdominal stretch on the seven footer!
Kieran O'Shea leans back on Evans' arm, trying to plant his foot but he's too tall. Mike Peters checks in to see if Evans wants to give up. But Evans hiptosses O'Shea over. He grabs O'Shea into a bearhug
Phil Blauer: Evans trying to squash O'Shea like an Irish bug.
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea biting, scratching, and clawing but nothing is working on the big man as he continues to constrict his breathing. Evans flips him over his shoulder in a northern lights suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Kieran O'Shea gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans tags in Mr. Dean. Evans irish whips Kieran O'Shea into the ropes and Dean & Evans double clothesline him. Mr. Dean scoops O'Shea up and bodyslams him.
Phil Blauer: Mr. Dean hoping to do some damage to Kieran O'Shea before he gets in front of his countrymen.
The San Diego fans boo Mr. Dean. He scoops O'Shea up and delivers another backbreaker. He bounces into the ropes but O'Shea rolls out of the way of an elbow drop
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea clotheslines Mr. Dean! He irish whips Dean into the ropes and then drills him into the mat with a spinebuster!
The fans cheer. O'Shea butterflies his arms and lifts Dean up into a double underhook backbreaker! He tags in Vindication. Vindication comes in like a house on fire, nearly taking Dean's head off with a clothesline
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication comes after him with a second clothesline but Mr. Dean ducks and german suplexes him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Vindication rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dean irish whips Vindication into the ropes and then comes at him with a flying body press, but Vindication catches him with a powerslam!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Mr. Dean kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication goes for a DDT, but Mr. Dean reverses with a spinebuster! Dean goes for a suplex, but Vindication becomes dead weight. He reverses with a brainbuster!
The Cox Arena roars. Vindication tags in "The Unlucky One" 13. Vindication lifts him up into a piledriver while 13 climbs to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Spike piledriver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Johnny Parker stomps the back of 13's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: While 13 & Johnny Parker brawl, Dean sneaks up on him with a reverse DDT! He follows up with a leg drop, but 13 rolls out of the way. 13 smells blood and quickly capitalizes with an inverted indian deathlock, known as the 13 Deathlock.
13 leans back on Dean's crossed legs. Mike Peters checks in to see if Mr. Dean wants to submit. Dean shakes his head, so 13 falls back on his legs again. Vindication reaches out and grabs 13's hand to increase the pressure
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Dean crawls over and grabs the bottom rope and forces 13 to break the 13 Deathlock. 13 pulls him up and drops him with a textbook suplex.
13 pulls Dean up by the hair, but Dean ducks a right hand and back suplexes him. He irish whips 13 into the FWO corner. Big Mark Evans holds 13 by the throat while Mr. Dean rams several shoulders into his stomach. Dean tags in Johnny Parker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Dean irish whips 13 into the ropes and Johnny Parker lays him out with a leg lariot! Parker half nelsons 13 and then drops him onto his head with a t-bone suplex!
The San Diego fans boo and jeer Johnny Parker. Parker climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press but 13 rolls out of the way!! The jeers turn to cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 full nelsons Parker and drops back into a 13-plex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Johnny Parker gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 maintains the full nelson and flips into a cattle mutilation!
Phil Blauer: The Unlucky 113's putting all that pressure on Parker's neck & shoulders!
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 maintaining a perfect bridge...but Mr. Dean runs in and stomps 13's exposed stomach! Peters shoos Dean back to his corner, but Parker's back in control. Johnny Parker takes a wild swing but "The Unlucky One" 13 german suplexes him!
13 german suplexes him a second time, then pulls him up into a waistlock for a third! 13 tags in Kieran O'Shea. O'Shea runs in and pumphandle slams him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea applies a sleeper hold on Johnny Parker! He thrashes Parker's head from side to side, as Parker begins to get rubbery legs. Peters tests his arm, but Parker keeps his arm up. O'Shea clamps down harder.
Johnny Parker drops to his knees, shooting the top of his head into O'Shea's chin. Kieran staggers around, dazed, and walks right into an unprettier
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker gut wrench powerbombs O'Shea!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea claps his legs together on Parker's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Parker irish whips O'Shea but Kieran reverses it and shoots him into the ropes. O'Shea tiltawhirl slams Parker!
O'Shea tags in Vindication. They double clothesline Parker! The fans cheer. Vindication leg drops Parker
Phil Blauer: Vindication getting his hands on the man who wants to put him in a straightjacket in Northern Ireland. Try scratching your balls in one of those things.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication scoops up Parker and drops him into a backbreaker. He waistlocks Johnny, but Parker back elbows him in the face. Parker goes a go behind and applies a crossface chicken wing. He flips Vindication onto his head in a Millenniumplex!!
Johnny Parker flips over into a cattle mutilation. He rocks to & fro on Vindication's head & arms. Vindication screams out his refusals to submit. Parker pulls him up into a double underhook and drives his face into the mat with an angel's wings
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vindication kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker tags in Big Mark Evans. Evans inverted atomic drops Vindication. Evans grabs him by the throat and drops him on his knee with a Chokebreaker!
The San Diego crowd boos and then chants "BIG ASS MARK! BIG ASS MARK! BIG ASS MARK! BIG ASS MARK! BIG ASS MARK!" Big Mark Evans walks over to the ropes and challenges a few fans to get in the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mark Evans turns around into a spear by Vindication! He runs into the ropes, leaps in the air and brings down an elbow on Mark's massive chest!
The Cox Arena is cheering Vindication, who flexes for them. He grabs a dragon sleeper. He bends Evans' head back, and Mike Peters asks him if he wants to submit
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters lifts Big Mark Evans' arm up but he keeps it up there, so Vindication tags in "The Unlucky One" 13. 13 takes over with a cobra clutch. He presses down on the back of Evans' neck, while pulling back on his wrist.
Phil Blauer: During their six man elimination match, The Unlucky 113 and Big Mark Evans teamed up to eliminate Justin Majoy. Former tag team partners, now...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Actually they were never tag team partners.
Phil Blauer: What? (covers his mic) But last time you said...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah, 13 told me they were never a tag team. I got it wrong.
Phil Blauer: Oh. OH! So the great Guillermo finally gets something wrong. Mark the date!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, Phil...
Phil Blauer: No, no. I'm gonna enjoy this. I gotta write this down. Like the time I thought Bobby Lashley was Wayne Brady, next time I can say "Hey, The Unlucky 113 and Mark Evans weren't partners."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, Phil...
Phil Blauer: Or the time I thought lesbians were marsupials, I can say "Hey, The Unlucky 113 and Mark Evans weren't partners."
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 thrashes Evans' head from side to side...
Phil Blauer: Or the time I said we would be greeted as liberators?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans gets to his feet and backs 13 into the corner! He lifts 13 onto his shoulders with an electric chair. He drops 13 facefirst onto the turnbuckle!
Phil Blauer: That was from seven feet up! He now knows what it's like to be Big Mark Evans' dandruff.
Yolanda Ando: I'm curious, did that sound less gross in your head?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans presses 13 over his head, but 13 drops to his feet behind him. He german suplexes Evans! He sits on Evans' back with a camel clutch.
Phil Blauer: The Unlucky 113 would be well advised to injure Big Mark's big neck so he could use that chain on it in Belfast.
"The Unlucky One" 13 sits back on Evans' back, his fingers locked underneath Mark's chin. Evans' reaches out for the ropes but 13 jumps up and sits on his back! He reaches out and tags in Kieran O'Shea
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea takes over the camel clutch and then "The Unlucky One" 13 texas cloverleaf's his legs! They're bending Big Mark in half! They've got a five count to break it! But Johnny Parker runs in and cracks Kieran O'Shea in the head with a shining wizard kick to break it!
The San Diego fans boo. Mike Peters forces 13 to return to his corner. Big Mark Evans grabs a stunned O'Shea by the throat and chokeslams him two inches into the mat
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea rolls out of the way of a leg drop! He wraps his legs around Evans' head and applies a triangle choke. He rocks back with Evans' arm, cutting off any air.
Evans rolls to his side from exhaustion. Mike Peters asks him if he wants to tap out but he refuses. He pulls Evans up and then drives his face into the mat with a reverse russian legsweep
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea irish whips Big Mark Evans into the turnbuckles, but he bounces back and big boots O'Shea's head into the third row!
The crowd boos. Big Mark Evans catches his breath and then tags in Mr. Dean. Dean grabs O'Shea's arms and hooks both of Kieran's legs behind his back with his left leg. Mr. Dean then takes his right leg and pushes down on the back of O'Shea's head with his foot, driving it into the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Curb Stomp!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dean stomps the back of O'Shea's head over & over. Mr. Dean sits Kieran O'Shea on the top turnbuckle and then climbs to the second rope. O'Shea grabs the rope to block the superplex...and then turns it into a top rope tigerdriver '91!! Cork Screw-You!
Phil Blauer: I don't speak Irish.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Mr. Dean claps his legs together on O'Shea's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea irish whips Dean into the ropes and then drills him on his head with an emerald frosion!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Mr. Dean kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea goes for a northern lights suplex, but Dean brings his knee up into O'Shea's groin. He drops down into a stunner! Dean runs into the ropes and catches O'Shea with a flying body press!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: He tags in Johnny Parker who waistlocks O'Shea. Evans & Mr. Dean double clothesline O'Shea while Parker drops back into a german suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kieran O'Shea gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker lifts O'Shea up on his shoulders in a human torture rack, then flips him onto his head with a burning hammer!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Parker lifts O'Shea onto his shoulders with a fireman's carry then swings him around into a Spinning Cutter!
Parker climbs to the top turnbuckle but "The Unlucky One" 13 trips him and crotches him on the turnbuckle. Kieran O'Shea climbs to the second rope and double underhooks his arms. He comes off with a pedigree off the second rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Spit-Roast!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Johnny Parker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea double underhook DDTs Parker! He pulls Parker's head into his legs and then flips into a piledriver called the G-Spot!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Mr. Dean stomps the back of O'Shea's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea tags in Vindication. Vindication picks Johnny Parker up on his shoulder and then flips him over into a dominator!!
Vindication gets underneath Parker and tosses him across the ring with an angle slam! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press but Johnny Parker rolls out of the way
Phil Blauer: Like JFK Jr. some things should never take flight.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker lifts Vindication up in a back suplex and then spins him around into a blue thunder bomb he calls The Parker Bomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vindication claps his legs together on Parker's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker climbs up to the top turnbuckle and this time hits the skytwister press!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vindication kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny pumphandles Vindication up and then drops down into a Pumpdriver!!
Parker tags in Mr. Dean who climbs up to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star leg drop!! The audience has to give it up and applaud that manuever
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Vindication kicks out)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Dean lifts Vindication up on his shoulders and then drops down into a shock treatment!! The Dean Breaker!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kieran O'Shea stomps Mr. Dean's back)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea irish whips Mr. Dean into the ropes and catches him with a black hole slam he calls Fuck Yer Mam!!
Phil Blauer: I beg your pardon?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication staggers up to his feet, and irish whips Dean into the ropes. He spinebusters him into the mat!! He lifts Dean up and drills him into the mat with his high extension tiger bomb he calls Vindicated!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Big Mark Evans kicks Vindication in the back)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication tags "The Unlucky One" 13 in and now all six men are in the ring! 13 applies a rear naked choke to Mr. Dean called The 13 Chokeout!!
While the ensuing chaos goes on in the ring, Mr. Dean taps out! Mike Peters signals for the bell. "Haunted" by Evanescence plays and the audience roars
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 26 minutes 5 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH...VINDICATION, 'THE UNLUCKY ONE' 13, & KIERAN O'SHEA!!!"
Phil Blauer: They almost went to a time limit draw with that match!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Now they get to settle their scores on pay-per-view. "The Unlucky One" 13 will be locked together in the first ever threeway chain match againmst Big Mark Evans and Miester. Vindication will attempt to put Johnny Parker in a straightjacket. And Kieran O'Shea continues his battle with the Future World Order when he teams with Mr. Psycho to take on Mr. Dean & Justin Majoy.In Phoenix, Miester upset Ryan Champion by making him tap out. Let's take a look:
Fade to video dated: "Phoenix 6/7/06"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion irish whips Miester into the ropes and flips around into a crucifix cradle into a spinning headscissors!
The Phoenix fans applaud. Ryan Champion half nelson suplexes him across the ring, folding him like an accordian. Champion irish whips Miester into the ropes, dips down for a backdrop, but Miester impaler DDTs him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips into a swanton bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Ryan Champion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester grabs Champion by the leg and whips around into a spinning toe hold and then drops down into a figure four. He turns it over and stands up into a sharpshooter he calls The Miester Lock!!
Phil Blauer: Miester trying to cash in on that aching knee of Champion's!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester leans back with Champion's legs in his hands, bending his spine in an impossible bridge. Ron Reid asks Ryan if he wants to tap out but he's shaking his head "no".
Jane Tyrra pounds on the mat, rooting her man on. Ryan Champion reaches out for the ropes, and crawls over until Miester drags him back into the center of the ring. He reapplies The Miester Lock and Ryan Champion taps out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion is forced to give it up!
"Welcome 2 Detroit" By Tricky featuring Eminem plays and the America West Arena boos. Jane Tyrra screams with joy and runs into the ring to hug Miester. Ron Reid raises Miester's arm
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 17 minutes 38 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...MIESTER!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion demanded a rematch, but it had to be an I Quit Match.
"Welcome 2 Detroit" By Tricky featuring Eminem starts up and the fans boo. Meister walks out with Jane Tyrra, and then puts up two middle fingers to the booing fans in the America West Arena
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester had some strong words for Big Mark Evans after their steel cage elimination match, challenging him to a chain match. However, Big Mark Evans is gunning for the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title tonight so Miester gets Ryan Champion.
Phil Blauer: Either or.
Yolanda Ando: Miester wears green & brown army pants. His wrist is taped up. His left arm has an arm sleeve. He's also sporting a custom-made Toronto Blue Jays army camo baseball cap. He is also wearing an L.A. Lakers basketball jersey.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following I Quit Match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Accompanied to the ring by his manager, Jane Tyrra; Originally from Toronto, now residing in Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 230 pounds...MIESTER!!!"
The fans boo then all the lights in The America West Arena drop. As the first chord of “Pump It” by Black Eyed Peas strikes, a gold spotlight hits the entrance. Ryan Champion comes out wearing an expensive off-white suit, open jacket with no undershirt and a gold chain gold letters “RC” on it, and sports a pair of gold-rimmed sunglasses. Champion extended his arms, hands open and palms up, posing for the crowd. He then casually makes his way to the ring as lights flash to the music in alternating colors. Once in the ring, Champion removes his suit and sunglasses revealing his ring gear, then hands the suit to a ring-hand, telling him to take care of it. He then stretches out and lays across one of the top turnbuckles, awaiting the match to begin
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion came up short in Albuquerque in his bid to relieve Paul Soutter of his Hardkore West Coast title. Tonight he hopes to get back on the winning track with a victory over the former USWF World Champion. Especially after all the smack talk he had to endure from him.
Yoland Ando: Champion wears half trunks that come up about six to eight inches above the knees lined in gold trim. White with “Champion” written in gold across the top back portion of them. He also wears a necklace with a small “RC” on the chain tight around his neck, and white wrestling boots that have “Champion” written in gold down the outside of each. Wears thin black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 200 pounds...RYAN CHAMPION!!!"
Champion raises his arms but gets clotheslined out of his boots! Ron Reid signals for the bell and the match begins
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester irish whips Champion into the ropes but Ryan comes back with a flying forearm smash! Miester staggers back a few steps, and when Champion tries to follow up he walks right back into a superkick!
The San Diego fans boo. Miester measures Ryan's neck then drops down into a legdrop. He scoops Champion up, but Ryan falls behind him with an inverted facelock. Ryan Champion drops down into a reverse DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion bounces into the ropes and kneedrops Miester's elbow. He pulls Miester up into a powerbomb, but Miester takes him over into a huracanrana!
The boos get louder. Miester irish whips Champion into the ropes and catches him on the way back with a black hole slam! He steps through the ropes to the apron. Miester pulls onto the top rope and comes off with a springboard head scissors
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester waistlocks Champion but Ryan back elbows him. Ryan does a go behind and drops him back into a release tiger suplex!
The Cox Arena cheers. Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off into a flying forearm right between the eyes! Miester staggers around and Champion gets a running start and catches him under the chin with a running knee strike
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester blocks a forearm and fires back with a punch to Champion's chops. He kicks Ryan in the stomach, and then double underhook DDTs him!
The San Diego fans boo Miester. He shows off for Jane Tyrra, then runs into the ropes and hops onto the middle of the second rope. He backflips into a lionsault
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester pulls him up into a powerbomb!! He runs into the ropes and drops a big elbow. He irish whips Champion into the ropes, but Ryan comes back with a crucifix cradle into a head scissors!
Ryan Champion half nelson suplexes Miester! He snapmares Miester over and then cracks him in the spine with a few kicks, then applies a dragon sleeper. He kneels back with an inverted facelock
Referee Ron Reid: "What about it, Miester? Wanna give it up?"
Miester: "No!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion leans back with Miester's head in his arms. He gets to his feet and does a version of the dragon sleeper like that. Miester reaches up and scratches Ryan's eyes. Miester snap suplexes Champion, then rolls his hips up and does a second. He goes for a third but Ryan sees it coming and counters with a stunner!
The audience pops. Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckles but Miester rolls out of the way of a kneedrop!! Champion clutches his knee, and cries out in pain
Phil Blauer: It looks like that knee might have gone again.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's true, Champion's knee was the issue in the last match, it could be again. Miester wraps up Ryan's leg and drops down into a figure four!
The Cox Arena boos and Jane Tyrra begins clapping at ringside. Miester sits up and and presses down on Champion's crossed legs. Ron Reid crouches over Champion with a microphone in his hand
Referee Ron Ried: "What do you say, Champ?"
Ryan Champion: "Arrggh!! Ah!! Ah!! Ow! No!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion sits up and pokes Miester in the eye! Miester breaks the figure four but he snap suplexes Champion again.
Miester goes for a front facelock but Champion backdrops out of the DDT. He stuns Miester with a european forearm and then applies a chicken wing crossface. He pulls up on Ryan's wrist, and pulls back on his throat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion falls back to the mat, lifting up on Miester's chicken winged arm.
Referee Ron Reid: "Ok, Miester. You want to give it up?"
Miester: "Ah! No, no, no! Ow!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester leans back so that Champion's shoulders are pinned to the mat.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Ryan Champion breaks the chicken wing crossface)
Ryan Champion: "It's an I Quit Match, you moron!"
Referee Ron Reid: "Woops. I'm sorry, but there's no need for namecalling."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester takes advantage of their argument and release german suplexes Ryan Champion onto the back of his head! He grabs two handfuls of Ryan's hair and tosses him over the top rope to the floor below!
Miester runs into the ropes then flies over the top rope into a kamakazi dive onto Ryan Champion!! The crowd pops. Miester rolls back into the ring and waits for Ryan to get to his feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester pulls on the top rope and slingshots himself over the ropes into a pescado! Both men fall back into the railing and hit the steel hard! Miester climbs up to the apron and hops onto the middle of the second rope. He backflips into an asai moonsault but Champion moves out of the way and Miester hits the guardrail hard!!
Miester is slumped over the railing in pain. Jane Tyrra walks over and pats him on the back, trying to help. Meanwhile Ryan Champion climbs up to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra helps Miester to his feet, but Ryan Champion flips into a corkscrew moonsault on both Miester & Tyrra!!
The fans gasp with shock. Ryan Champion rolls back into the ring and climbs to the top rope again. He flies off with a suicide dive on Miester!! The San Diego crowd pops
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion climbs back into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Miester gets on the apron and stops him this time. Champion fires back with a few punches to back him off. He leaps off and lands with his knees on Miester's shoulders and somersaults forward into a Wake Up Call!!
The Cox Arena roar as Champion lands on his feet but his knee buckles a little underneath the weight. He checks his knee for a little while and then grabs a chair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion walks over but gets the chair superkicked into his face!! Miester rolls Champion into the ring and Jane Tyrra holds the chair over Ryan's face. Miester climbs up to the top turnbuckle and then dropkicks the chair into Champion's skull!!
The San Diego fans chant "DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!!" and Miester mockingly bows towards them. He slides the chair out in to the center of the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester implant DDTs Champion's face into the steel chair!! Miester turns him over into a boston crab. He leans back on the legs and back of Ryan Champion.
Referee Ron Reid: "Ok, Ryan. What do want to do here?"
Ryan Champion: "Ow! Grrr...No!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester sits low on the boston crab. Miester crawls over and grabs the bottom rope. Reid forces Miester to break the crab. Champion gets to his feet and lays into him with a few reverse knife edge chops. He release dragon suplexes him!
Ryan Champion stepover toehold and pulls Miester's head up into a front facelock with a double chicken wing. Miester cries out in agony, while Champion tries to bend him in half
Phil Blauer: Now that's a submission hold! What do they call that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't know.
Phil Blauer: Then I'm calling it Snowman Tears.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok. Ryan Champion locks in the Snowman Tears!
Phil Blauer: Now, that's tight!
Referee Ron Reid: "Miester, you wanna give it up?"
Miester: "AHHH!!! AHHH!!! AHHHH!!!"
Referee Ron Reid: "Come on, Miester. Let's pack it in, buddy."
Miester: "No!! AHHH!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion pulls him up but drops down into a triangle choke! He pulls down on Miester's arm, while cutting off his air with his powerful legs.
Phil Blauer: Their first match, which I have billed Miester Champion I, Ryan Champion went for this move pretty early. Miester may have been worn down enough for this to be it.
Referee Ron Reid: "What about it, Miester?"
Miester: "(choke) ..."
Referee Ron Reid: "Come on, man. You want to give it up?"
Miester: "(cough) (choke) ...no"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester makes it over to the ropes, and Champion has to break the triangle choke. Ryan gets to his feet, but Miester mashes his face into the mat with an X factor!
The crowd boos. Miester waistlocks Champion back elbows him in the face. He whacks Miester on the side of the head with an enzuigiri
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckle but Jane Tyrra grabs him by his leg and crotches him on the turnbuckle! Miester climbs to the second turnbuckle, and flips off into a huracanrana!!
The fans boo and jeer Jane Tyrra who bows for them. Miester turns Ryan Champion over into a sharpshooter! He sits low on his back, pulling his feet back towards Champion's head
Referee Ron Reid: "Ok, Champ. What do you want do here?"
Ryan Champion: "Arghh!! Ah!! AHHH!!! No!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester leans back on the sharpshooter trying to get him to quit. Ryan Champion crawls over to the ropes while Miester tries to get as much damage in as he can before he has to break the hold. Champion grabs the rope and Ron Reid makes him break the sharpshooter. He double underhooks Champion's arms, but Ryan backdrops him. He release dragon suplexes Miester!
Ryan Champion front facelocks and drops down into a guillotine choke. Champion clamps down on Miester's throat & neck. He clamps his legs together on his kidneys. Ron Reid tries to put the microphone near Miester's mouth but Ryan Champion keeps rocking back & forth
Referee Ron Reid: "Miester, you wanna give it up?"
Miester: "...(choke)...no."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester slips his head out and punches Champion a few times. He lifts him up and german suplexes him! So he climbs to the top turnbuckle and Infra-Red corkscrew legdrops!!
He climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off into a corkscrew moonsault!! Miester wraps up Champion's aching leg in a spinning toe hold but Champion pushes him off into the turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester backpeddles into Champion who german suplexes him! Ryan Champion runs at him and swings into a Sweet Dreams shining wizard kick!!
Ryan Champion pulls Miester up into a sitting position, and flips over into a cattle mutilation!! He uses his entire weight on the back of Miester's neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: T.O.D. better known as the Tap Or Die!! Ryan Champion is holding a perfect bridge. Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to tap.
Referee Ron Reid: "You wanna give it up, Miester?"
Miester: "Ahhh!! Arghhh!! Yeah!!"
Ron Reid signals for the bell and “Pump It” by the Black Eyed Peas plays. Ryan Champion releases the cattle mutilation
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 17 minutes 32 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...RYAN CHAMPION!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion gets one back from Miester! Miester now goes to the Irish Rage in Belfast pay-per-view to take on "The Unlucky One" 13 and Big Mark Evans in a threeway chain match! Up next is match as we said before is a match between two of the most experienced wrestlers left in the business. Dan Stein and The Shootfighter wrangle to see who is the top brawler on the West Coast.
The Cox Arena goes dark. On the tron, 3 symbols flash in time with a heart beating:
ALOHA
OMEGA
The Punisher skull
The lights abruptly come on again. “More Human Than Human” by White Zombie plays over the PA as “The Punisher” Dan Stein makes his way to the ring area, flanked by his manager, the 21st century “First Lady of Professional Wrestling,” Domino. Stein gets though the ring ropes, and opens them up for Domino, then comes in himself after her. Upon entering the ring, Stein thrusts up his trusty club, the Peacemaker, to the roar of the crowd. Domino waves and blows kisses to the crowd as random whistles and catcalls reign down upon them. Domino takes Stein’s black duster and promptly leaves the ring.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Last month in the scorching desert of Phoenix, Arizona, Dan Stein lost a bloody match to Rated X for the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship. But he has to get the taste out of his mouth, and concentrate on this match. He'd love to have a win on his record when he gets on that plane to go to Northern Ireland. There he will face Adrian Tanner Jr. in a Sadistic Madness Match where you can't pin someone until they are bleeding. Last summer he was in this building, he defeated former Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion Devon Stevens.
Phil Blauer: Last summer when we were in this building, he defeated former Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion Devon Stevens. I remember that night, I was so sunburned Boone had to apply aloe to my entire body between every match.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: So do I sir, so do I.
Yolanda Ando: Stien is wearing a simple tight black t-shirt, and plain black shorts, with black leather wrestling boots. Stein also wears black leather gloves with the fingers ripped out.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Domino; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 285 pounds...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!!"
The crowd lets out an ear splitting pop. Then "Mortal Kombat" by The Immortals plays over the PA system. The Shootfighter steps through the curtain with the Hardkore Nippon Western Pacific Championship strapped around his waist. Judge Death following behind him. He gets into the ring, takes off his robes slowly and glares at then entrance with intense hate, rage and fury. The crosses his arms as he continues to stare at Stein and Domino
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter loves it here on the beach, he's undefeated. This was the town where The Shootfighter defeated Paul Soutter in a singapore cane ladder match in June 2004. He also had a successful title defense of his Hardkore West Coast Championship against "The Extremist" Tony Thunder in June 2005.
Phil Blauer: God rest his soul.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I think he's just retired, Phil.
Yolanda Ando: The Shootfighter wears knee length black wrestling tights, black wrestling boots, sharp studded forearm pads and a tight black robe with a red dragon on the back and wields a stainless steel singapore cane. Judge Death wears a Salem witch trial style wig & robe, a gargoyles mask and black boots & wields a cane with a gargoyles head on it.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by his manager, Judge Death; Hailing from Bangkok, Thailand; Standing 5 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds; He is One Half of the HARDKORE NIPPON WESTERN PACIFIC co-CHAMPIONS...THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!!"
The San Diego fans boo. Mike Peters signals for the bell. The Shootfighter goes for a muy thai strike, but Stein catches him by the arm and then delivers three hard heart punches
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter catches his arm and applies a keylock of his own. He wrenches up on his arm, but Stein hiptosses him over.
Dan Stein rolls over him with an oklahoma roll
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(The Shootfighter gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein chicken wing and half nelsons him, dropping Shootfighter into a tiger suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(The Shootfighter rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein shoots him into the ropes, but Shootfighter ducks under a clothesline. He counters with a german suplex! He pull him up for a second, and then a third which he holds for the bridge!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Dan Stein rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter tags Stein in the back of the thigh with a muy thai kick. He hits him with a a muy thai kick to the ankle that takes him off his feet.
The Shootfighter grabs hold of the rope for balanche and then lays in a few more muy thai kicks to his legs. He goes for a scorpion but Stein rakes his eyes before he can turn it over
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein double underhook suplexes Shootfighter across the ring! Stein applies one of his pattented full nelsons!
The audience cheers as Stein thrashes him from side to side with his fingers lickned behind The Shootfighter's neck. Mike Peters asks him if he wants to submit but he shakes his head. Shootfighter mule kicks Stein in the groin, and the boos start coming in
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter hits Stein low again, and then snap suplexes him. He goes for a DDT, but Stein lifts him up into a fireman's carry. He F5's Shootfighter's face on the turnbuckle!
Stein runs into the ropes and clotheslines the back of Shootfighter's head! The Punisher lifts Shootfighter up in a hanging suplex for a few moments and then drops down
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein presses Shootfighter over his head but he drops to his feet behind him. Shootfighter tags him with several muy thai kicks to the small of his back. He samoan drops Stein!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter motions for Stein to get to his feet and then hits him with a russian sickle! Stein just stares at him and no-sells it!
The crowd roars as The Shootfighter stares at his arm, dumbfounded. Stein kicks him in the stomach, and then DDTs his face into the canvas
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter tries to get to his feet, but Stein rolls him up with a la majistral!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein lifts him up into another hangining suplex, but he drops it into a jackhammer instead!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein grabs The Shootfighter's adam's apple with his fingers and chokes him with The Chinese Clutch. Shootfighter responds with some rapid fire dragon claw strikes to his chest. He follows it up with several muy thai kicks to his kidneys and body.
The Shootfighter hits some more dragon claw strikes to his stomach, then finishes him off with a muy thai strike to the nose that drops Dan Stein. Shootfighter pulls him up by the hair and hits him with another muy thai strike but Stein no-sells it! The San Diego fans pop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein grabs two handfuls of Shootfighter's hair and lifts him up in the air! He throttles him by his hair! He drops him down to his ass, and then crushes his skull with a head vice hold!
The Shootfighter hits Stein low again! He scoops Stein up and drops him into a backbreaker. He swings him over into a powerslam
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein no-sells it!
Phil Blauer: He's inhuman!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein irish whips a confused Shootfighter and gives him a powerslam of his own!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein scoops Shootfighter up and drops him on his head with a jumping michinoku driver I!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein goes to punch Shootfighter but he catches his arm and drops down into a triangle choke. He rocks back with Stein's arm in his hands, and constricts his breathing with those powerful legs.
Mike Peters checks in to see if Stien wants to tap out but Punisher refuses. The audience chants "PUN! PUN! PUN! PUN! PUN!" Stein uses their energy to lift Shootfighter up by one arm, and slam him down to the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter lays into Punisher with several stiff forearms but Dan Stein just stares at him! He grabs Shootfighter by the throat and lifts him up into a choke!
Dan Stein throttles him by the throat until Shootfighter goes limp, then drives him into the mat! Stein pulls him up by the hair and then climbs to the second rope. He drives Shootfighter's face into the mat with a bulldog with a knee in the back of his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein pumphandles The Shootfighter up into The Reckoning slam!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
“More Human Than Human” by White Zombie plays and the fans leap to their feet. Domino walks into the ring and raises Stein's hand for him
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 11 minutes 21 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein now goes on to the Irish Rage in Belfast pay-per-view where he will face Adrian Tanner Jr. in a match where you can't pin your opponent until he's busted open. Coming up is a match between two former Hardkore America Heavyweight Champions desperately in need of a win. Lucifer Jones was defeated by "Platinum" Pat Bozzini in a brutal electrified steel cage match, falling short of winning the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title. That same night, Robert Hunglestien III went to a time limit draw with Syberus in his bid to win the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship. Tonight the two of them try and get a win before they get on the Ireland bound plane.
The Cox Arena goes dark, purple lights flash and a purple spotlight shines on Robert Hunglestein III at the top of the ramp way. The purple lights turn to gold as a voice says "You wish you could be me...It must suck to be you!" then purple and gold begin to alternate and run all over The Cox Arena as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears hits. Hunglestien heads down to ring with a slow cocky strut, as the fans boo him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III has a chance to win back the Hardkore America Championship that he lost to Cobryn back in March of 2005. When he goes to Belfast, Northern Ireland he will try and rest it out of Rated X's clutches and give Rated X his first loss since 2000.
Phil Blauer: If anyone can do it, it would be Hunglestien. He's won the World Championship in Hardkore World, IZW, IPW and UWA. Hunglestien seems to still be favoring his leg a little from his match with Syberus last month.
Camera shows a kid holding a sign that says "Retire Again"
Guillermo O'Bannon: There's a fan with a good memory. This was the building in which Robert Hunglestien III retired in July 2004 rather than wrestle Tuxedo Mask in a falls count anywhere.
Phil Blauer: Retirement doesn't have to mean the end anymore. Nowadays, what with viagra, retirees like Robert can still have rich active lives.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah I think it lasted a month. But Hunglestien looks angrier than I've seen him a while. He lost his other World Championship to Rising Sun in UWA recently. After this match with LuJo he'll be looking to get gold back around his waist when he wrestles Rated X.
Yolanda Ando: Robert Hunglestien wears a long black robe, with purple and gold gems spelling out the name "Hunglestein" across the back. has on a black wrestling singlet that has "Hunglestein" wrapping across the front diagonally from top to bottom in dark purple with gold outline. On the back of the singlet there’s three slashes in gold which obviously symbolize the 3 from the end of his name. Hunglestien also wears black elbow pads, and has his wrist taped with black tape. Robert wears black boots and black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Freaturing first, originally hailing from Cleveland, Ohio, now making his residence in Beverly Hills, California; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 265 pounds...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!!"
The fans boo, then the lights in the Cox Arena turn a deep shade of blood red, and the sound of white noise blasts over the PA...then suddenly "Homicidal" by Bad Luck 13 plays and Lucifer Jones bursts through the curtains. He starts looking out over the fans, and getting involved with the ones by the security railings; talking shit back to them. Jones eyes the ring and smiles sadistically, his gold teeth bling blingin' under the lights, before running and sliding under the ropes into the cage. He cracks his neck a couple times and continues to run his mouth
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones is looking forward to an easy night in Belfast. In February, Lucifer Jones attacked Christian Sain before a match with Mr. 100 in Portland. Christian Sain has patiently waited for revenge and expects to take it in Northern Ireland in a Last Man Standing Match. Jones however expects to showcase his brutality on an international stage. Last time Jones was in this building was in June 2005, when he lost a tournament match to Big Bad Bill. But tonight he has a World caliber opponent in Robert Hunglestien III, the man who stiffed him on a $115,000 bounty for breaking Cobryn's arm in LA back in February 2005.
Yolanda Ando: Lucifer Jones is wearing a pair of snake skin leather pants tucked into a pair of well worn, scuffed up black leather combat boots. He's heavily tattooed and the scars marking his body look like a battlefield, topped all off with a long nasty scar wrapping around his throat. His eyes are a creepy shade of yellowish, and his hair is now shaved into a long, dyed black mohawk which he keeps slicked back. He has the SWAT Springfield Championship strapped around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Featuring first, from White Chapel, England; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 237 pounds; He is The Current SWAT Springfield Champion...LUCIFER JONES!!!"
The fans boo even louder than they did to Hunglestien. Ron Reid signals for the bell. Hunglestien goes to knee Lucifer Jones in the stomach, but he catches Hunglestien's leg and hits him with an STO
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones hangs on to his leg and stomps Robert's stomach a few more times. Lucifer stomps him in the groin! Lucifer gets a running start and double stomps Hunglestien in the face!
Robert Hunglestien clutches his face, and rolls around the mat. Lucifer Jones mocks him, holding his face too. Hunglestien comes up swinging with a european forearm
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III scoops Jones up and bodyslams him but LuJo inside cradles him! He's got a hold of the second rope!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Reid notices Jones' hand on the rope)
The fans boo. Jones pulls him up by the arm, but Hunglestien pulls him into a short arm knee in the stomach. He slams an elbow into Jones' lower back
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien goes for a piledriver, but Lucifer Jones backdrops him. Jones irish whips Rob into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but Hunglestien ducks underneath it. Rob continues to the other ropes, rebounds back, Jones leapfrogs over an elbow smash attempt, and on the second rebound back body drops Rob right into the corner!
The impact is so great, Rob traps himself in a tree of woe! Jones smiles to himself, and almost kicks Rob's head off with brutal soccer kick flush to the face! The Cox Arena cheers Rob's predictament as he's stuck upside down. Lucifer Jones rolls under the ropes, grabs a steel chair, climbs back onto the apron, and delivers a nasty running chair shot right into Rob's already hurting knee
Phil Blauer: Jones already moving in on that knee.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones pulls his studded leather belt out of his loops. He whips Hunglestien while he's upside down with the belt!
Hunglestien falls back to the mat while Jones continues to lash him over & over. He then wraps it around Robert's throat and chokes him until he's blue in the face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones pulls Hunglestien's leg onto the bottom rope and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off with a double stomp to Hunglestien's outstretched knee!!
Robert howls in pain, rolling around the mat. Jones walks over to pick him up, but Hunglestien takes him over into a dragon screw. He applies an inverted indian deathlock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III leans back on Lucifer Jones' crossed legs. Ron Reid asks Jones if he wants to submit, but LuJo refused. Hunglestien whacks him with a few slaps to the back of the head. He releases the indian deathlock and irish whips him into the ropes. Hunglestien clotheslines him.
Hunglestien climbs to the top turnbuckle but Lucifer Jones runs up the turnbuckles to meet him. He hops off with a super kneebreaker, dropping Hunglestien's kneecap on the apron!! Hunglestien cries out in agony
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones lifts Hunglestien up in an atomic drop and runs his balls into the corner post!
Phil Blauer: I hope Hunter didn't want any brothers or sisters.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones german suplexes the back of Hunglestien's head on the guardrail! He rolls Robert back into the ring and hangs his leg off the apron. Jones grabs a chair, and then gets a running start, bashing Hunglestien in the knee with a chair!
Robert clutches his knee and screams through gritted teeth. Lucifer Jones rolls back into the ring and then flips him over into a wheelbarrow german suplex
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien III rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien ducks a huge haymaker and german suplexes him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien applies a full nelson. He applies pressure to the back of Jones' neck with those locked hands. Hunglestien thrashes him around from side to side before slamming him to the mat!
Robert Hunglestien irish whips Lucifer Jones into the ropes, and then takes him down with a hart attack clothesline! He pulls Hunglestien up but Jones comes up swinging with an uppercut
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones grabs a fist full of Hunglestien's hair, then delivers repeated punches to his face until he falls to his knees dazed.
Lucifer Jones finishes him off a stiff running yakuza kick to the head! Jones irish whips him into the ropes, then ducks down for a backdrop. Robert Hunglestien DDTs him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien irish whips Lucifer Jones into the ropes, but Jones hops onto the middle of the second rope. He springboards back into a tornado DDT!
The Cox Arena boos. Jones waits for Hunglestien to struggle to his feet, then pimp slaps him across face! The audience lets out a collective "OH!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: LuJo spits in Hunglestien's face! Hunglestien wipes it off his face and flies into a rage. He smashes Jones' face in with a polish hammer!
Hunglestien flips Lucifer Jones up onto his shoulder in an argentinean backbreaker. He bounces Jones' spine up & down on his shoulder. Ron Reid checks in to see if Jones' submit, but he refuses
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien drops down to his knees, and drives his shoulder into his back. Lucifer Jones ducks under an elbow smash and drops Hunglestien onto the back of his head with a backdrop driver!! Lucifer Jones sits on Hunglestien's back and applies a camel clutch. He fish hooks Hunglestien's mouth, trying to humiliate the UWA World Champion.
Ron Reid asks Hunglestien if he wants to submit but he refuses. Lucifer Jones scratches his eyes. He then smacks Hunglestien with a few crossfaces to his jaw. He rolls Hunglestien over and applies a step over toehold
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones rolls him up into a cradle, pulling Hunglestien's trunks for leverage!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien backs into a corner, Lucifer Jones lays into him with several punches. He slaps him across the face, and then kicks him in the kneecap a few times!
Lucifer Jones chokes Hunglestien with the tag rope until Reid pulls him off of him. Jones moves back in and bites Hunglestien until he opens up a cut over Hunglestien's eye. Lucifer Jones then finishes it up with a hard closed fist punch to the face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones irish whips Hunglestien into the ropes, goes for a huracanrana, but Hunglestien reverses it into a powerbomb!! He pulls Jones up and piledrives him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A busted open Robert Hunglestien III lifts Lucifer Jones up in a fireman's carry. He swings him around into an F5!
Hunglestien irish whips him into the ropes, but Jones ducks under a clothesline. Lucifer atomic drops Hunglestien's groin on the middle of the top rope! Jones steps through the ropes out on to the apron, and then lifts Hunglestrien onto his shoulders in a human torture rack
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones comes off the apron with a burning hammer to the concrete!!
The San Diego fans roar, with some pockets chanting "LuJo!! LuJo!! LuJo!! LuJo!! LuJo!!" Jones grabs his studded belt and whips Rob across the face with it! Stunned, a bleeding, limping Rob stumbles back near the steel ring post
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones charges in and squashes him with a running clothesline into the post. He then ties the belt around Rob's neck and to the steel post, cinching it in tight.
Phil Blauer: Rob's stuck and can't get loose!
Jones snatches two beer bottles out of the hand of a fan and dumps them both out on Rob's head, dousing him in Karl Strauss Pale Ale. Rob screams and spits at the laughing LuJo, who laughs to himself and shrugs innocently
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones smashes both bottles against Rob's face simultaneously!! He carves Hunglestien's forehead with a shard of the glass!
Jones drags a blood drenched Hunglestien onto the apron. He atomic drops Hunglestien's testicals onto the middle of the top rope again. Jones re-enters the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: LuJo Assault & Battery release dragon suplexes him back into the ring! Jones tries to pull him up but Hunglestien takes him over with a fireman's carry. He pulls Jones up by the arm, and shortarm clotheslines him. Hunglestien kataha-jime suplexes Jones onto his head!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III scoops Jones up and bodyslams him. He gets him set up for a DDT, but LuJo backdrops him. Jones lifts him up into a fisherman's suplex, but grabs him by the throat in mid-air and slams the back of his neck against his knee!! "Snap, Crackle, Pop"!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones front facelocks Hunglestien and climbs up on the second turnbuckles. He comes off with a tornado DDT, but Hunglestien reverses it into a spinebuster!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones ducks under an elbow smash, and lifts him up into a back suplex...in mid-air he turns it into a stiff Whiplash brainbuster DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Robert Hunglestien gets his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones takes Hunglestien down with a shoot-style with a belly to back takedown. He delivers some stiff punches to the back of Robert's head, leaving some sickening blood splatter on the canvas.
Phil Blauer: LuJo really making Hunglestien pay for that loss Robbie gave him in SWAT.
Lucifer Jones drives a few knees in to the back of his head, then quickly slaps on a buffalo sleeper camel clutch. He rocks back with Hunglestien's head & arm in his hands
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Bloke Choke! Ron Reid asks Hunglestien if he wants to tap out but he's not getting much of an answer.
Phil Blauer: Robert is bleeding all over Lucifer's arms! If it wasn't him, that would be gross.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien reaches the ropes, and Reid makes him release the Bloke Choke. LuJo wheelbarrows him up, but Hunglestien drives him back down into a bulldog!
Hunglestien wipes the blood out of his eyes and pulls Lucifer up into a powerbomb, but before he drops him, he catches him on the way down with a diamond cutter
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III front facelocks Jones and then deposits him on his face with an implant DDT! He inverted facelocks Jones and then lifts him up into a reverse suplex, then drops him down into a backbreaker!!
Lucifer Jones holds the small of his back, stomping his foot into the mat. Hunglestien irish whips Jones into the ropes. He tiltawhirls LuJo but he spins out of it and tosses Hunglestien across the ring with a head scissors takedown
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones lifts Robert Hunglestien up into a crucifix, then running razor's edge powerbombs him over the ropes onto the concrete!!
Hunglestien hits the floor with a sickening thud. Lucifer Jones rolls out of the ring while Hunglestien struggles to his feet. Lucifer Jones hits him with a particularly nasty dropkick to Rob's knee
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones smashes the top half of the ring steps on Rob's leg! With the steps lying on top of his leg, Jones climbs onto the apron and runs and leaps up onto the top turnbuckle. He leaps off with a double stomp onto the steel steps, crushing Rob's leg!!
Hunglestien rolls around, clutching his knee and screaming in agony. Jones rubs his fingers together in the "money, money" handsign
Phil Blauer: Jones telling Hunglestien he should have paid him for breaking his arm, now it looks like he's trying to break his leg!
Guillermo O'Bannon: If he hasn't already. Lucifer Jones rolls Hunglestien into the ring and then climbs in himself. He atomic drops Hunglestien on the top turnbuckle facing the audience. Lucifer Jones climbs up behind him on the second turnbuckle. He drops Hunglestien onto the back of the head with a super backdrop driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Robert Hunglestien III gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones goes for a suplex, but Hunglestien blocks it. He counters with a michinoku driver II!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: On one leg, Hunglestien lifts him up into a blue thunder bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones claps his legs together on Rob's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III flips Jones up into a dominator!! Rob double underhooks his arms and then lifts up Jones for the Starbreaker, but his knee buckles!! Lucifer Jones lifts Hunglestien up into a kryptonite krunch! Jones positions Robert's legs in a figure four position, while holding onto his head behind him. He jumps up, and slams the back of Hunglestien's neck onto his knee, holding him there and compacting the neck against his knee! while also pulling down on there locked up legs for the submission. He turns it into a Shweingatame!! Rolling Hell Bomb submission! He rocks back on Hunglestien's leg! He has to tap out!
The fans boo as "Homicidal" by Bad Luck 13 plays. Hunglestien clutches his knee, and screams in pain. Ron Reid motions for medical personnel to come down to the ring
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 47 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...LUCIFER JONES!!!"
Phil Blauer: Lucifer Jones may be in the pocket of Rated X! He just broke Hunglestien's leg right before their match for X's Hardkore America Championship.
Guillermo O'Bannon: We don't know that, Phil. Besides how much could Rated X have? He rides to work on a bicycle.
Phil Blauer: He told me that's just an excuse to always have a bike chain handy.
Lucifer Jones smiles with his gold teeth and then rolls out of the ring. EMTs rush to Robert Hunglestien's side to help stabilize his leg and move him to the awaiting ambulance
Guillermo O'Bannon: The trick to beating Rated X just got a whole lot tougher after Hunglestien's match with Lucifer Jones.
Phil Blauer: Hunglestien could have been trying to soften Lucifer Jones up for Christian Sain, you never know. They could be in cahoots.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tonight, The Un-Stable defend their belts against the three men they have matches with at the Irish Rage in Belfast 2006 pay-per-view. Their opponents have never teamed with one another, but their hoping their combined hatred of their foes will smooth over any unfamiliarity problems.
Fear Factory's "Archetype" blasts through the speakers. "Platinum" Pat Bozzini steps out with both of his arms raised. Death Gojira steps out and lets loose with a defiant "SKREEOOOORNGHK!", he's followed by Paul Soutter
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter has one of the biggest matches of his life when he lands in Northern Ireland. He takes on Syberus for the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship in a stretcher match. This is his first shot at the Hardkore World title and he is taking it more seriously then I've seen him take any match.
Phil Blauer: True, gone is the happy go lucky fat Aussie that we had all grown accustomed to. Replaced by an intense Aussie who wants to put Syberus' limey ass in the hospital.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Still, he is fat.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini is playing the other role. He's looking to finish off Rising Sun, once and for all. They've wrestled one another in both UCW and Hardkore World with Bozzini usually getting his hand raised. In Belfast, he wants to get revenge for Sun costing him the UCW World Triple Crown title and nuetralize his #1 contender for the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship. Death Gojira continues his blood feud with Kilroy Evans that has supplied some of Hardkore World's greatest moments, but this time 25 feet over the ring. A match where all moves go out the window, you just have to keep from getting tossed over the side.
Phil Blauer: He almost got tossed from this team for a chick.
Yolanda Ando: Gojira wears tightly wrapped bandages around his face, chest and arms. The only place we do get to see a part of Gojira is his eyes, which are maroon, serpentine, and terrifying! Aside from his wrappings, Gojira wears a Haori Japanese Vest over his chest with long black shorts and boots. On the back of his Haori is the symbol for Godzilla, with the Japanese characters for "Hageshiimaru" encircling it. Tuxedo Mask wears a tuxedo to the ring; a tailcoat, white gloves, white formal shirt with a top hat to complete the look. He also wears a ballroom mask, hiding his eyes. Pat wears some tight and long tights which are black on one leg and silver/gold on the other leg. It has "Platinum" written on one leg in platinum and has a roaring Cerberus in platinum on the side of the other leg. Red droplets of blood can be seen surrounding the different symbols on both legs. On the back of his tights, it is written "The Feature Presentation" in black. Soutter wears black trunks with the straps coming up over each shoulder and he has red boots. He also wears a black leather vest to the ring.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 428 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL SOUTTER!!! His partner Monster Island, Japan; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 240 pounds...DEATH GOJIRA!! His partner is from Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 225 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...'PLATINUM' PAT BOZZINI!!!"
The fans give Bozzini, Soutter, & Gojira a mixed reaction. Then "No Rest For The Wicked" by The Bloodhound Gang hits and the San Diego fans let out an ear splitting pop. Kilroy Evans steps out waving to the audience. Syberus walks down to the ring with Rising Sun following behind him. Syberus wipes his feet before entering the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus just went to a thrilling time limit draw with Robert Hunglestien III in a steel cage match in Phoenix. Now he wants to get his first World title victory on a pay-per-view, to do that he has to try and load a 400 pound man on the stretcher. Soutter has a history of using his heavy load to his advantage in gimmick matches. He won his second West Coast title by Lonewolf McNeely not being able to lift him with his noose. Kilroy Evans looks to finally get a win over Death Gojira. They had some legendary matches in the past. They had a brutal barbed wire match in this very building back in July of 2004. A falls count anywhere dog collar match the next month in Phoenix and a Bomb Barbed Wire Exploding Cage Match at Hardkore Helloween 2004. They had a tag team fire match with Andrew Karnage & Tuxedo Mask, respectively at Palm Springs Punishment 2005. Their last encounter was a Double Hell Match at last year's Irish Rage in Belfast 2005. This year's show, they'll try and toss one another off that huge scaffold.
Yolanda Ando: Kilroy Evans wears a black Bloodhound Gang t-shirt, blue jeans and a brown belt. Rising Sun wears a blue martial arts gi and a “vega” style mask. The Mask is white with a red dot in the center mimicking the Japanese Flag. He wears two Shuko Ninja Claws on each hands and carries a bag of Martial Arts weapons with his Hardkore Nippon & UWA title belts hanging off each shoulder. Syberus wears some dark blue vinyl-look short tights with the yellow circle of stars representing the European Union on the front and back, Black elbow and knee pads and black boots, with yellow hand/wrist tape to accent the yellow of the European stars.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents, featuring first from Cheshire, Connecticut; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 190 pounds; He is The Current UWA World Champion & HARDKORE NIPPON GRAND CHAMPION...RISING SUN!! From Attbury, South Carolina; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 256 pounds...KILROY EVANS!! And from The Continent of Europe; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 228 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...The Great SYBERUS!!! They are the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"
The fans cheer wildly. Mike Peters signals for the bell. Syberus elects to start off for his team. Pat Bozzini elects to start off for his
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini and the World Champion lock up in a collar & elbow tie-up.
Phil Blauer: We may be seeing a preview to a possible PPV main event down the line right now.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini takes Syberus over with a judo toss. Syberus brushes himself off and locks up with Pat again. He takes Bozzini's arm and twists it into a wrist lock.
Phil Blauer: Syberus may still have a bad taste in his mouth from the last time he was in this building. This was where he was eliminated from the Hardkore World Heavyweight Title Tournament by Cyrus Williams back in June of 2005.
Bozzini and Syberus jockey for position. Syberus begins to lose so he switches it up into a hammerlock. Bozzini pops Syberus in the mouth with a back elbow and does a go behind. He applies a chicken wing of his own
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus isn't in the chicken wing long, he reverses it into a full nelson. He tries to force Bozzini to the ground, but Bozzini breaks the full nelson up with a mule kick to the groin! He runs into the ropes and takes Syberus over with a sunset flip!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Syberus claps his legs together on Pat's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus rolls to his feet and cracks Bozzini in the head with a kick to the face! He steps on Bozzini's face and twists his boot into a facewash!
The San Diego fans cheer. Bozzini covers his mouth and hesitantly tags out to Death Gojira. Gojira steps through the ropes and "SKREE-ORNK"s to the fans and they "SKREE-ORNK" back
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira and the World Champion circle one another. Gojira fakes a lock up and pokes Syberus in the eye. He applies a crossface chicken wing!
Gojira clamps down in the windpipe of Syberus while pulling up on his wrist. He then drops back into a russian legsweep
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira pumphandles Syberus up onto his shoulder, but Syberus falls behind him on his feet. Syberus german suplexes the former Hardkore America Champion!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Death Gojira rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus hammerlocks Gojira's arm behind him and then bodyslams him on his chicken winged arm. He pulls him back up by the arm and delivers a fameasser to the back of his elbow!
Syberus rolls over and tags in Rising Sun. Sun arm drags Death Gojira across the ring. He irish whips Gojira into the turnbuckles
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun runs into the corner and takes to the air with a stinger splash but he meets a boot in the head instead! Sun staggers around and Gojira twists his arm. He bends it behind him and then reverse DDTs him onto his own arm!
Syberus runs into the ring, and Death Gojira tornado DDTs his head onto Sun's face!! Sun clutches his mouth while Syberus rolls out of the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira lifts Rising Sun up into a powerbomb, but Sun takes him over into a huracanrana! He stuns Gojira with a shotei palm strike and tags in Kilroy Evans!
The fans cheer as Gojira and Kilroy Evans are in the ring together for the first time in a year. Rising Sun holds Death Gojira in a russian legsweep and Kilroy Evans takes him out with a lariot
Guillermo O'Bannon: Streetbeater!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Death Gojira kicks out)
Phil Blauer: You can't keep a good monster down.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans lifts Gojira up in a suplex then drops him on his face. He grabs Gojira and drops down to his knees, shooting the top of his head into Gojira's chin. He catches Death Gojira's legs and turns him over into a boston crab. As we said earlier, Evans and Gojira tore down the house two years ago in a barbed wire match in this very building. But last time they were here, Kilroy Evans defended his tag team titles with Andrew Karnage against the ill-fated duo of Stan Wilson & Bruno, The Black Experience.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, getting rid of them was like throwing away money. We still sell those Black Experience t-shirts.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah, but that's mostly from Boone trying to get street cred.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (crosses his arms) Word, son.
Kilroy Evans leans back with Gojira's legs in his arms. Mike Peters asks him if he wants to tap out but he refuses. Kilroy tries to sit really low, but Pat Bozzini sneaks into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini running bulldogs Kilroy Evans from behind! Death Gojira gets to his feet and pulls Kilroy up into a fireman's carry. He swings him around into an F5!
Phil Blauer: That got a reaction out of these fans. They miss him ever since he put Cobryn in the trunk of car and backed it into a wall a few times during his last match here.
Death Gojira runs into the ropes and hops onto the middle of the second rope and backflips into an asai reverse DDT!! The fans applaud
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Kilroy Evans rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira tags in Soutter. Soutter headbutts Kilroy in the face. But Kilroy responds by biting Soutter on the nose!
Soutter screams in pain, but stops it with a sharp forearm to the face. The second one sends Kilroy Evans to the mat. He pulls Kilroy to his feet
Phil Blauer: Last time Soutter was here in San Diego was two years ago when he was defeated by The Shootfighter in a singapore cane ladder match.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter irish whips Kilroy Evans into the ropes, but Kilroy ducks under a clothesline. He comes back from the other side with a roundhouse kick!
Kilroy Evans tries to lift him up in a spinebuster but he's too heavy. Soutter brings his knee up, smashing Kilroy's face. He holds on to him and rams his knee into Kilroy's stomach and groin
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter tags in Pat Bozzini. Bozzini takes him over with a snap mare. He flips over Kilroy with a chiropracter crunch. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Kilroy to get to his feet. When he does he flies off with a flying forearm but Kilroy catches him and flips him over into a belly to belly suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Where's Soutter going?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter's leaving! He's abandoning his team! Meanwhile, Kilroy Evans atomic drops Bozzini on the top turnbuckle and pulls him back down into a tree of woe. He backs into the other corner and running spears an upside down Bozzini in the guts!
Bozzini drops down to the mat, clutching his stomach. Kilroy pulls him up into a DDT, but Bozzini blocks it. He drops Kilroy's throat on the top rope! He spins around into a discus punch that knocks Kilroy on his ass
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini irish whips Kilroy, but Evans reverses it and shoots him into his corner. He follows Pat in with an avalanche! He tags in Syberus. He runs at him and catching Bozzini with a lou thez press!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Pat Bozzini gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus irish whips Bozzini into the ropes and backdrops him into the lights. He swings at him but Pat ducks, but he runs Syberus into the ropes and falls back into a mexican roll-up!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Syberus kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini applies a sleeper hold and leads him out into the middle of the ring, and then suplexes him onto his head! He irish whips Syberus into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop. Syberus double underhooks Bozzini's arms and drops him into a tigerdriver '91!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini claps his legs together on Syberus' head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus tags in Rising Sun. Syberus lifts Bozzini on his shoulders in an electric chair. Rising Sun climbs to the top turnbuckle and spears Bozzini off his shoulders!!
The San Diego fans cheer Rising Sun getting Bozzini back in the ring! He motions for Pat to get to his feet. He clocks Pat in the face with a spinning punch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun runs at Bozzini and takes him out with a leg lariot! He irish whips Bozzini into the ropes and tiltawhirls him but Pat rolls through onto his feet. He drops down into a flatliner with his knee in Sun's stomach!
The Cox Arena boos. Pat pulls Sun's head into his legs and lifts him up into a spinning styles clash!! He rolls him over onto his shoulders in a sunset flip
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Symphony of Sorrow!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Rising Sun claps his legs together on Pat's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini drives Sun's face into the canvas, with an inverted russian legsweep called The Platinum Flood!
Pat Bozzini tags in Death Gojira. Gojira scoops Sun up and bodyslams him with a reverse bulldog! He pumphandles Sun up into a stiener screwdriver
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rising Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira flips Sun onto his shoulders in an argentinean backbreaker but Sun falls on his feet behind him. He cracks Gojira in the back of the head with an enzuigiri kick! He backflips into a standing shooting star press!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Death Gojira kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun lifts Gojira up in a fireman's carry and then drops him on his head with a death valley bomb!
Rising Sun tags in Kilroy Evans. Kilroy Evans waistlocks Gojira and Rising Sun superkicks him and Kilroy german suplexes him
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Death Gojira rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans and Death Gojira going at one another, trading some punches. Kilroy catches both of Gojira's arms and headbutts him in the face a few times! He sinks his teeth into Gojira's forehead!
Kilroy Evans climbs to the top turnbuckle and then leaps off with a 747 splash, but Gojira puts his knees up into his stomach! Gojira lifts him up into a hanging suplex but then swings him around into an ace crusher
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira sits on Kilroy's back and applies a straightjacket camel clutch. He pulls back with both of Kilroy's arms, using his own arms to choke him with.
Mike Peters checks in to see if Kilroy wants to give it up but he refuses. Rising Sun ruclimbs to the top rope and missle dropkicks the back of Gojira's head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans tags in Syberus. Kilroy applies a half nelson and t-bone suplexes him into a hangman’s neckbreaker by Syberus!! Syberus applies his new Pure Confidence rear naked choke!! Gojira taps out!
The bell rings, and "Seventeen Years" by Ratatat plays. Kilroy Evans, Syberus, and Rising Sun raises their arms. Cobryn walks down to the ring and begins arguing with Syberus and the rest of his crew
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 40 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn fighting with his old crew, Syberus included. "Platinum" Pat Bozzini & Death Gojira attack Rising Sun & Kilroy Evans from behind!
The audience boos as Cobryn slides into the ring and attacks Syberus as well! Death Gojira sticks Kilroy's head through a chair. He electric chairs Kilroy up onto his shoulders
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira reverse powerbombs Kilroy off his shoulders with the chair over his head!! Pat Bozzini lifts Rising Sun on his shoulders in a fireman's carry and flips into an eye of the hurricane!! Childhood Scar!
The Cox Arena boos, and Cobryn puts the boots to Syberus' face. He sets him up for The Answer but suddenly Robert Hunglestien III hobbles into the ring on crutches, chasing off Cobryn with his crutch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien III saving Syberus? The man who took his Hardkore World Championship?
Phil Blauer: Cobryn unites everyone in common hatred. It's kind of beautiful when you think about it.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien helps Syberus to his feet...and smashes him with his wooden crutch across the face!
The San Diego fans boo and jeer Cobryn as he and Hunglestien shake hands and then embrace. Pat Bozzini and Death Gojira leave the ring
Phil Blauer: Now these two are together? The only guy Hunglestien & Cobryn haven't teamed with and swerved is me. And I can see that shit coming from a mile away. Now, DX. That's a crew that's gonna be around forever. If I could...I'd buy stock.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien hits a one legged High Life on Syberus!! He doesn't get much rest before Cobryn hits him with The Answer!!
The fans boo as Cobryn and Hunglestien soak in the boos. Cobryn demands the microphone from Bill Kasal
Cobryn: "Well, that was fun."
Hunglestein: "It was."
Cobryn: "So what were you saying before we came out here?"
Hunglestein: "Right... So anyway Jonnie comes to me, and begs me almost on his knees might I add to rejoin the Un~Stable. Says hey, 'that groups flopping without you man.'"
Cobryn: "Uh-huh."
Hunglestein: "He says, 'They need you,' and I’m like 'Jonnie how much sense does it make for someone who swerved a group to rejoin two months later? How am I supposed to explain it?'"
Cobryn does that "I'm paying attention, really" face.
Hunglestein: "He says 'Hung just say you made a mistake, just say you're trying to fix a mistake you made.' So being the team player I am I go for it, and you know what I got? I got swerved by them... On top of that the swerve costs me my World Title, and even better it costs me my World Title to Syberus for Christ’s sake. Then even better than that in the rematch Jonnie puts up a thirty minute time limit. 30 minutes in a World Title match, Coby have you ever heard of something so silly?"
Cobryn: "Silly? Two names. Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein. How’s that for silly?"
Hunglestein: "Ah very true... Being stuck with those guys for four months would drive anyone to leave."
Cobryn: "Actually I lost a bet with Cyrus."
Hunglestein: "That’s how that happened?"
Cobryn: "I bet him that if Andrew Sinclair won Hardkore Helloween that I'd go to Ethiopia for a few months and help out those {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} skinny people who eat their thumbs. Go figure."
Hunglestein: "Well I can see how you would think that was a no lose situation for yourself..."
Cobryn: "You should have seen the odds I was getting. If that 100-1 shot doesn’t go through... Cyrus has Double D breasts, goes by the moniker Platinum Pat and walks around with shit in his pants right now."
Hunglestein: "I knew something had to be up. I'd pay to watch Kilroy trying to cop a feel as we speak... The look on Cyrus' face would be golden."
Cobryn: "It would be no more bizarre than watching Syberus walk around with the Hardkore World Championship belt unfortunately. gag reflex"
Hunglestein: "My World Championship belt... He only has it for a moment take my word. The world can stop gagging soon enough."
Cobryn: "Actually My World Championship belt..."
Hunglestein: "Yours?"
Cobryn: "That’s what I'm saying. When I carried that strap, its all the world could think about. Two months later the Iron Bear is wearing it and then you drop it to Syberus. The fucking Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship."
Hunglestein: "Wait, wait... I got it we'll flip a coin. Winner pins Syb for MY World Title..."
Cobryn: "Alright use this coin. I'll take heads." He pulls this coin from his boot. Both sides are heads
RHIII doesn’t pay attentions and flips... Losing obviously
Hunglestein: "Best two of three... Hey wait… This coin is..."
Cobryn: "Too late I win, besides, your leg is all busted. Hardkore World isn't handicap accessible"
Hunglestein: "You’re an ass…"
Cobryn: "You can face Syberus after me. Deal?"
Hunglestein: "Seems rather pointless to face Syb AFTER you... Not like he'll have anything left to win. Hell I wont even be able to take his pride from him as that'll already be gone too."
Cobryn: "Damn it. You are smarter than I remember Hung. Kilroy and Karnage would have jumped on that deal. Actually so would Stein and Jones."
Hunglestein: "I bet they would’ve… For the life of me I don’t know how you keep getting all that dead weight in the Society... Must be hard carrying those idiots to water whenever they forget their way. I know it was for me when I had Kilroy and Karnage on my shoulders in the stable."
Cobryn: "They didn’t need much to be pleased though. I just talked Domino into giving Stein golden showers all the time and Jones would whack off in the corner watching. Hell if I picked more talented guys I would have probably had to ... 'pay' them. And as far as Kilroy and Karnage went... I used to tell them to let me have the gold here... and then all they could have all the gold they wanted as soon as Messiah's Canada region opened."
Hunglestein: "Yeah I can see Kilroy and Karnage falling for something like that… Man I can just see the meeting you and Jonnie had with him suggesting LuJo and Stein for the new Society... I bet that was comedy gold."
Cobryn: "It was either Jones and Stein or Bruno and DK."
Hunglestein: "Wow Jonnie really had high hopes for the new Society huh?"
Cobryn: "Hey, when you got the name Cobryn you just throw whatever you have along side of him and start selling T-shirts. God Damn Cyrus Williams."
Hunglestein: "You know man we've kind of gotten off the subject here... Me rewinning the World Title. I don’t know how anyone can get off that subject but we have apparently... Anyway it's going to happen, and soon too."
Cobryn: "Yeah good luck winning the Ring Syndicate World title. It'll look nice when you stand next to me and the Hardkore World belt."
Hunglestein: "Bah... You know what? The point is boys you have something that belongs to us, and you're officially on notice that we're out to take it back. Whichever of us gets there first walks away with our gold... And you idiots will finally be out of the main event scene exactly where you belong... Oh, and Tanner... Karnage... Don’t you morons think you're safe we take tag gold just as quickly as we take any other gold..."
Cobryn: "Wait hold on a second. Who's this ... Tanner person? Or has Karnage been tanning, or did he change gimmicks? I'm confused now. Anyway Unstable. We don’t care that you got Big Stan and HBKilmer to join you."
Hunglestein: "Yeah he's gotten a bit darker... But he also has this little mini me that he carries around with him now as well. That’s the mysterious Tanner I speak of... You have to look quick or you'll miss him."
Cobryn: "What about Big Stan and HBKilmer?"
Hunglestein: "Oh I’m sure they're in there as well... For Christ's sake they have Rising Sun now as well."
Cobryn: "See what happens when I go on vacation? Everybody moves up the card. Sun was washing dishes in the catering department before I left."
Hunglestein: "Yeah yeah…"
Cobryn: "So anyway.... we take the World title belt. And maybe we take the tag straps. Right?"
Hunglestein: "That’s pretty much the way we planned it.. I don’t see why the plan shouldn’t go through without a problem… I mean seriously whose gonna stop it?"
Cobryn: "True. So, uh, did we came out here for a reason besides to up ratings and beat up on Syberus?"
Hunglestein: "Nope that was the reason... Remember Jonnie giving us that lecture in the back when we held him up for more cash ten minutes ago? 'Guys my ratings are in the toilet when they're on screen please go out...'"
Cobryn: "Hello ratings."
Hunglestein: "Jackpot.... Anyway lets get out of here. He didn’t pay us enough to stay in this shithole anymore than we absolutely have to."
Cobryn: "Yeah, Gojira smells like shit. Or is that Soutter?"
Hunglestein: "Both..."
Cobryn hops down, and walks over... taking the Hardkore World Championship in his hands and looks at it for a long moment... grins and carefully sets it back down on the table. As RHIII hobbles between him and the belt and taps the belt on the center plate before turning to leave…
Phil Blauer: Robert Hunglestien may have a bum leg, but he's got a new crutch in Cobryn!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up, after the craziness of our earlier match, The Un-Stable tries to get that out of their heads and defend their tag team titles against the former WAW World Tag Team Champions.
Phil Blauer: Guillermo, I'm hearing in my ear piece we have some action going on in the locker room!
Guillermo O'Bannon: You mean that gum in your ear?
Phil Blauer: (in a sing songy voice) Yes, I mean the gum in my ear.
Cut to former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone, backstage
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Thanks, Guillermo. I'm hear with the Hardkore World Champion Syberus. Now, Syberus, as we saw earlier tonight, Cobryn and Robert Hunglestien III put aside their differences to concentrate on making your life a living...
Soutter double ax handles Syberus in the back of the head! Boone screams like a woman and runs away
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter going crazy on Syberus ramming him into the walls! He belly to belly suplexes Syberus through Hardkore Jonnie Valentine's office door!!
Hardkore Jonnie Valentine sits up from his chair and the girl blowing him bangs the top of her head into the desk
Hardkore Jonnie Valentine: What the hell are you two doing in here? I have a very important meeting going on here!
Girl: (coughs) So can I get that kidney?
Hardkore Jonnie Valentine: Oh, that. I have a coffee mug I can give you. Or Judge Death's car.
Paul Soutter pulls Syberus up and powerbombs him onto Jonnie's desk!! The girl screams and runs out of the room
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter just powerbombed Syberus on that desk! He walks through the door and this is finally over...
Phil Blauer: Wait, he's back.
Soutter pushes a stretcher through the door, and lifts it up over his head. He then tosses it onto Syberus, still lying on the desk!! Hardkore Jonnie Valentine runs for cover
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter just bounced that stretcher off of Syberus! He scoops Syberus up and powerslams him onto the side of the stretcher!!
Phil Blauer: He broke his back with a stretcher...the irony!
Soutter locks Syberus in a rear chinlock, then reaches over with the other arm, and sticks a finger right up each nostril. He starts trying to rip his face off
Paul Soutter: "WHERE'S YOUR TECHNICAL PROWESS NOW...WORM!!!"
Phil Blauer: Isn't that more of a question?
Paul Soutter clobbers Syberus with a few crossfaces, before head of Hardkore Security Vince Killer runs in and pulls Soutter off of him
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Security now pulling Soutter out of this room but it looks like Syberus will remember tonight as the beginning of a hard reign as champion.
Fade back to the dark Cox Arena when as a demonic voice is heard
"FEAR...
THE DEAD...
FEAR...
SAIN!!!"
"Tortured Soul" by Dead Play & Sam X hits. Mr. Psycho walks out acting cocky with Jaclyn Frost following him. Christian Sain walks out wearing a black jacket with his face hidden by the hood. Sain gets on the apron, climbs the turnbuckle, and removes the hood and raises his arms. He hops into the ring with a wicked smile on his face and removes the jacket. He raises his fists high before entering the ring. Christian climbs onto the turnbuckle and points at the crowd, bringing boos upon him
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Kindred are looking to be the first ever team to hold both WAW Tag Team titles and Hardkore World Tag Team titles. Psycho & Sain are also probably hoping to take advantage of the obvious distraction of what went on in the previous six man tag team title match where Cobryn and Hunglestien joined up to attack Syberus.
Phil Blauer: Not to mention the fat man powerbombing Syberus onto Jonnie's desk.
Guillermo O'Bannon: They're getting set for their first matches in Northern Ireland. Christian Sain takes on Lucifer Jones in a last man standing match. Mr. Psycho will team with Irish local Kieran O'Shea to take on the Future World Order.
Yolanda Ando: Mr. Psycho wears long black pants and a black tanktop. On the left and right sides of the pants it reads "Psycho" in white lettering. On the chest of the tanktop is the heart/cross symbol that Sain uses. Christian Sain wears long black pants and a black tanktop. On the left side of the pants is Sain's symbol: a cross over a heart. On the right side it reads "Sain" in white lettering. On the chest of the tanktop is the heart/cross symbol again. Sain also wears black tape around his hands and wrists, and black elbow pads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and it is for the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Jaclyn Frost; They are both from Lowell, Massachusetts; First, standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 155 pounds...'THE DARK STALKER' CHRISTIAN SAIN!! His partner stands 6 feet tall; Weighing 180 pounds...'THE TORTURED SOUL' MR. PSYCHO!! They are...THE KINDRED!!!"
The fans boo. "I'm the One" by Static-X plays and the San Diego crowd cheers. Andrew Karnage steps through the curtain with Adrian Tanner Jr. They walk down the aisle slapping the fans' hands along the way. Adrian gets in the ring, raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Kindred have quite a mountain to climb with these two opponents, who apart have been a part of two of the greatest teams of the last ten years The Connection and The Miracle Violence Combination II. But together they have won the Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup and held the Hardkore World Tag Team titles since April. But it's their heads that are suspect in this match. Not only do they have Cobryn, Hunglestien, & Soutter to worry about but they have their individual matches at Irish Rage in Belfast to contend with. Adrian Tanner Jr. will continue his SWAT Australia war when he faces "The Punisher" Dan Stein in a match where you have to bleed in order to be pinned. Andrew Karnage will face James "Platinum" Fierce in an ultimate submission match.
Yolanda Ando: Andrew Karnage wears black knee length basketball shorts with AK-47 down the outsides of each leg in dark red. Dark red kneepads, and black calf high boots with red laces, and has a black elbow supporter on his right elbow. The Hardkore World Six man Tag Team title belt is strapped around his waist with the tag team belt strapped over that. Adrian Tanner Jr. wears metallic blue shorts with "AT" in shiny red lettering on the sides. He has the Hardkore World Tag Team title belt in on hand and the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belt over his other.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents; Featuring first, from Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 263 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!! His partner is from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!! They are Two Thirds of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS/B and The Current HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"
The Cox Arena roars. Ron Reid signals for the bell and Christian Sain and Adrian Tanner Jr. elect to start out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sain & Tanner lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up, and Tanner grabs a side headlock.
Phil Blauer: It's been two years since Adrian Tanner Jr. was back in San Diego, back in July of 2004. He was in a threeway dance with Cobryn and Vincent Silvestri to determine the number one contender to the Hardkore World Championship.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner takes him over in a side headlock takedown. He grinds his forearm into Sain's temple then presses his shoulder to the mat.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Christian Sain rolls Tanner over into a cradle)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Tanner releases the headlock)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain applies an armbar. He clamps down on Tanner's twisted elbow. He tries to wrench his shoulder out of his socket with a might pull.
Adrian Tanner Jr. uses his armbarred arm to arm drag Sain across the ring. He hangs on to his arm with an armbar of his own. He sticks his knee into the ball of Sain's shoulder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. stands over Christian Sain pulling up on his arm. He readjusts his grip and clamps down on his arm. Sain works his way back up to his feet and hiptosses Tanner over. He applies a crippler crossface!
Christian Sain pulls up on Tanner's arm & head. He links his fingers together and pulls up underneath Adrian's chin. Tanner reaches out for the ropes, but Sain stays put in the middle of the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner finally crawls over to the ropes, and grabs hold of the bottom rope. Christian Sain irish whips Tanner into the ropes, but Tanner comes back with a flying body press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Christian Sain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage scoops Christian Sain up and hammerlocks his arm behind him. He running powerslams Sain onto his chicken winged arm!!
The San Diego fans cheer. Christian Sain clutches his elbow, and rolls around the mat, kicking his heels into the mat in pain. Andrew Karnage applies a crippler crossface where he locks a hammerlock on the arm that isn’t scissored, holding with his elbow while he reaches up to apply the chinlock
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Pain Killer EX! Karnage working both of Sain's arms, including the one Tanner had in an armbar earlier.
Phil Blauer: The last time Andrew Karnage was here he was in June 2005. He was defending the Hardkore World Tag Team titles again, this time with his Miracle Violence Combination II partner Kilroy Evans. They blew through the Black Experience, like I blow through young impressionable interns.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid checking in to see if Christian Sain wants to tap out, but he refuses. Mr. Psycho runs in and kicks Andrew Karnage in the face, breaking up The Pain Killer EX. Christian Sain gets to his feet and shakes some feeling back into his arm. He scoops Karnage up and drops him into a backbreaker.
Christian Sain bounces into the ropes and drops a leg across Karnage's neck. He makes the cover
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain irish whips Karnage into the ropes and comes at him with a cross body, but Karnage catches him and powerslams him! He flips Sain across the ring with a head & arm suplex!
The audience cheers, and Karnage tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. and irish whips Sain into the ropes. Tanner backdrops Sain into the air and Andrew Karnage catches him with a powerbomb!! The pops get louder
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Christian Sain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. dropkicks Christian Sain. He irish whips Sain into the ropes and backdrops him but Sain lands on his feet. He cracks Tanner in the jaw with a superkick!
Christian Sain irish whips Tanner into the ropes and hits him with a hard clothesline. He pulls Tanner up and irish whips him into the turnbuckles. He follows him in with an avalanche, but Tanner trips him up with a drop toe hold that drops Sain's throat into the middle rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. runs into the ropes and leaps up trying to leg drop the back of his head, but Sain moves and Tanner is crotched on the middle rope! Christian Sain corkscrew neckbreakers Tanner.
Christian Sain tags in Mr. Psycho. Psycho headlocks Tanner and runs into the center of the ring with a bulldog. Adrian Tanner pulls himself up by the ropes, and tries to kick Psycho in the stomach but Mr. Psycho catches his boot. Tanner swings around with an enzuigiri kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner scoops Psycho up and drops him on his knee with a backbreaker. Adrian irish whips Mr. Psycho but Psycho reverses the whip and shoots Tanner into the turnbuckles.
Mr. Psycho grabs the middle rope and rams his shoulder into Tanner's stomach a few times. He textbook suplexes tanner out of the corner, then tags in Christian Sain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho irish whips Adrian Tanner into the ropes and The Kindred double clotheslines him! Christian Sain pulls him up in a waistlock and german suplexes Tanner!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. Adrian Tanner lays into Christian's chest with a series of knife edge chops. Sain ducks one of them and back suplexes Tanner.
Christian Sain pulls Tanner up in a powerbomb, but Tanner takes him over into a huracanrana! He cradles Sain's leg
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Christian Sain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops Sain up but Christian falls behind him in an inverted facelock. He swings around into a hangman's neckbreaker!
The San Diego fans boo. Christian Sain tags in Mr. Psycho. They double DDT Adrian Tanner Jr.! The crowd boos louder and Mr. Psycho makes the cover
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho motioning for Tanner to get to his feet. When he does, Mr. Psycho spears him out of his boots! He runs into the ropes and leaps into an elbow drop!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho goes for a DDT, but Adrian Tanner backdrops him. Tanner full nelsons Psycho and lifts him up into a slam!
The crowd pops. Adrian Tanner Jr. textbook suplexes Psycho. He pulls Mr. Psycho up into a front facelock and climbs to the second turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. tornado DDTs Mr. Psycho!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Mr. Psycho kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner makes the tag to Andrew Karnage. Karnage gut wrenches Psycho up and running Origin Bombs him!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Mr. Psycho claps his legs together on Karnage's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage irish whips Psycho into the ropes, but Psycho ducks under a Nightmare Lariot! Psycho german suplexes him! He maintains the waistlock and pulls him up for a second german! Mr. Psycho pulls him up for a third german suplex that he holds for a bridge!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Andrew Karnage rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho DDTs Andrew Karnage! He climbs to the top turnbuckle but Adrian Tanner Jr. runs over and crotches him on the turnbuckle. Karnage grabs Psycho by his arms and flips him over into an owendriver iconoclasm!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Mr.Psycho kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage half nelsons Psycho and then drops him on his head with a t-bone suplex! He tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. who irish whips Psycho into the ropes. Karnage catches him with a tiltawhirl backbreaker! Tanner running kneedrops Psycho off his knee!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Mr. Psycho kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. fisherman's suplexes Mr. Psycho! The SureShot!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Christian Sain stomps Tanner's stomach)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho irish whips Tanner into the ropes and clotheslines him. Psycho attempts to hiptoss him but Tanner plants his foot and applies an abdominal stretch.
The fans cheer. Adrian leans back on his arm & back. Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to submit. Mr. Psycho refuses. Psycho finally is able to hiptoss out of it. He attempts to irish whip Tanner but Tanner reverses it and shoots him into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. goes for a huracanrana but Mr. Psycho powerbombs him! Tanner rolls out of the way of a leg drop by Psycho. He snap suplexes Mr. Psycho.
Adrian Tanner Jr. tags in Andrew Karnage. The Un-Stable double superkick Mr. Psycho right underneath the chin. He falls into the ropes and bounces back into Andrew Karnage who flips him across the ring with a belly to belly suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage applies an STF on Mr. Psycho. He's got that granite like arm right underneath Psycho's chin as he pulls up on his head & neck. Mr. Psycho is miles away from the ropes. The Kindred lost their WAW Team Titles to Asylum in a Threeway Tag Match also involving Total Kaos. The week after that, The Kindred used their rematch clause to challenge Asylum for the belts in a Best Of Three Falls Tag Match, in which Asylum won. Recently, The Kindred have had trouble with a man named Gino Diomedes, who is after Sain because Sain stole his gimmick.
Phil Blauer: He's been getting alot of that lately. I think Jaclyn Frost stole my gimmick of never saying anything important.
Andrew Karnage is nearly standing he's pulling up on Psycho's head so hard. Ron Reid asks Mr. Psycho if he wants to tap out but he refuses. Christian Sain runs into the ring and pulls Karnage off of him into an inverted facelock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain drills the back of Karnage's head into the canvas with a reverse DDT! Karnage staggers to his feet, and Mr. Psycho grabs two handfuls of his hair and drives him into the mat with an X factor!
Mr. Psycho climbs to the top turnbuckle and then front flips into a 450 splash!! The fans boo
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho tags in Christian Sain. Sain irish whips Karnage into the ropes and sidewalk slams him into the mat with a sidewalk slam! He runs into the ropes and elbow drops him.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage ducks under a punch and backdrop drivers Christian Sain!!
The San Diego fans come to life! Andrew Karnage scoops Sain up and swings him around into a catatonic backbreaker! He double underhooks Sain's arms but Christian backdrops him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain bounces into the ropes and scissor kicks Andrew Karnage! He tags in Mr. Psycho. Psycho electric chairs Karnage up on his shoulders while Christian Sain climbs to the turnbuckle. Sain clotheslines Karnage off of Mr. Psycho's shoulders!!
Referee Ron Ried: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho crosses Karnage's legs over his arms and turns him over into a texas cloverleaf! He steps back a few steps to cinch in the cloverleaf, bending his spine nearly in half.
Andrew Karnage screams in pain and reaches out for the ropes. Mr. Psycho sits low on the cloverleaf. Ron Reid checks in to see if Karnage wants to tap out but he hangs on
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. runs into the ring, slugging Psycho in the face. That breaks up the texas cloverleaf as he drops Karnage's legs to brawl with Tanner. Karnage sneaks up on him with a kataha-jime and then drops Psycho on his head with a Lobotomy Suplex!!
The fans chant "KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!!" Andrew Karnage grabs Mr. Psycho by the leg and turns him over into a single leg boston crab. He stands on the back of Mr. Psycho's neck and stomps the back of his head
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid asks Mr. Psycho if he wants to submit but he can't get a word in edgewise with all that stomping. Jaclyn Frost has snuck into the ring! She throws a handful of powder in Andrew Karnage's eyes! He's blind!
The Cox Arena erupts with boos. Andrew Karnage drops Psycho's leg as he staggers around blindly. Mr. Psycho lifts Karnage up in a human torture rack. He spins him around into a DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mass Hysteria!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Karnage gets his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho tags in Christian Sain. Psycho lifts Andrew Karnage in another electric chair. Sain stands up on the second turnbuckle behind Psycho and takes a huge leap onto the back of Karnage dropping back into a backcracker!! Murderide!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. stomps the back of Christian Sain's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: All four men in the ring now! Christian Sain front facelocks Tanner and swings around into a twist of fate! Sain turns around into a chokeslam into a backbreaker by Andrew Karnage!!
Ron Reid gets Tanner and Psycho back to their corners which is no easy task. Andrew Karnage grabs Sain by the hair and batters him with a melee of headbutts to the back of his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage scoops Christian Sain up but Sain falls behind him on his feet in an inverted facelock. He twists Karnage around into a testdrive he calls Lobotomy!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain lifts Karnage up in a razor's edge, but Karnage wriggles free and lands on his feet behind Sain! He lifts Sain up into a orange crush bomb!! He lifts Sain up into a vertical suplex and then drops him into his released orange crush bomb!! Karnage Crush Bomb!
The San Diego fans leap to their feet! Andrew Karnage tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. who waistlocks Sain. Andrew Karnage runs into the ropes and hits him with a Nightmare Lariot while Tanner german suplexes Sain!! The audience is deafening
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shotgun Suplex!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
The fans cheer and "I'm the One" by Static-X plays and Ron Reid hands Karnage & Tanner their belts back
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 23 minutes 29 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: These two go it alone next month Adrian Tanner Jr. will continue his SWAT Australia feud with "The Punisher" Dan Stein in a match where you have to cut your opponent before he can be pinned. They will also be facing one another in a tag team match for the vacant SWAT World Tag Team titles. Tanner will re-team with his old Goodfellas partner, Brandon Young. Dan Stein will team with …”The Rising Sun” Marty Donovan.
Phil Blauer: Who?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Our Hardkore Nippon Grand Champion?
Phil Blauer: Oh you mean RISING Sun.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage will be facing James "Platinum" Fierce in their rematch from Phoenix in a submission match. If James is able to defeat Rated X tonight, that match will be for the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship.Back in Albuquerque, Yuku Shiro and Anjanette Turner had what was reguarded as a dream match by many critics. Shiro won the match and attempted to congratulate Anjanette on a good match. Let's take a look.
Fade backstage to The University Arena dated 5/22/06. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner walks out of her dressing room with her bag slung over her side. Former Hardkore American Tag Team Champion "Magnificent" Ron Lauren is at her side. Yuku Shiro stands in her way
Yuku Shiro: Look, I want you to know, that even after all that we left in the ring, I still respect you. That was one hell of a match and I can see why your so respected around here...
"Sexy" Anjanette Turner: Whatever...
Anj pushes Yuku Shiro out of her way
Yuku Shiro: Look. (pulls Anj back in front of her) I'm the new kid on the block around here so I thought I'd show a little courtesy. But by no means think that I am afraid of you. I have been both a World Champion of Women's divisions, but of entire feds and...
"Sexy" Anjanette Turner: Your belts don't mean anything here! Until further notice, I am the alpha female around here. Tonight was just the result of me not checking my tapes. You may have Tamara Sanchez in your present, but you have Sexy Anj as your future!
Anjanette Turner slaps Yuku Shiro across the face! Shiro's eyes burn with fire and then she cracks Anjanette in the head with an elbow smash! Anj grabs a handful of Shiro's hair and belts her several times across the nose! Shiro comes up swinging with an uppercut that backs Turner up! Jaclyn Frost and Jane Tyrra hold Yuku Shiro back while "Magnificent" Ron Lauren, Shanna, and Ron Reid do the same for Anjanette Turner. The two brawling ladies are pulled apart amid obscenities and shrieking. Fade back up on a present day Cox Arena as the ring crew puts the finishing touches on the steel cage. "Warning" by The Notorious B.I.G. plays and the San Diego fans boo. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner snarls at their reaction and ignores the fans that try and slap her hands
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner is seeking to win her sixth Hardkore World Women's Championship tonight.
Phil Blauer: But it will be her hardest win. Tougher then when she won it from Velvet twice in 1997, Justina America in 98, Horror Girl in 2005, and Tamara Sanchez this year. This is Yuku Shiro.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Indeed. But where Yuku Shiro has high flying moves, Anjanette Turner has a ground em & pound em style and submissions that can splinter your bones. It should be interesting to see if Anjanette has learned anything from their last encounter.
Yolanda Ando: Anjanette Turner is wearing a Lakeshore slate blue one piece slate blue bathing suit and matching boots with her hair flowing.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: ""The following Steel Cage Match is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and it is for the HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Now residing in Las Vegas, Nevada; Standing 5 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 130 pounds...'SEXY' ANJANETTE TURNER!!!"
The fans boo. Then "Invincible" by Pat Benatar plays and the fans run to amass along the aisleway and railing. Yuku Shiro walks out and is nearly blown back by the pop. She walks out and slaps a few lucky fans' hands down the way to the ring with a chair in her hand
Phil Blauer: Look out! A lesbiosexual with a chair! Hide the jewels, fellas!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro has been begging for this match since she won the Hardkore World Women's Championship from Tamara Sanchez last month in Phoenix. She's dying to get her hands on Anjanette for slapping her around, and wants to put another loss on her record. She'd also like to send a message to Tamara Sanchez for their upcoming ambulance match at Irish Rage in Belfast.
Phil Blauer: Yuku Shiro was this close to taking Death Gojira's spot on Pat Bozzini and Paul Soutter's six man team. I was a little hurt I wasn't contacted, but say lovee.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Lovee?
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent from Tokyo, Japan; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 150 pounds; She is The Current WXW Xtreme Bombshell Champion and Current HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...YUKU SHIRO!!!"
Mike Peters signals for the bell and Ron Reid locks the cage door. Yuku Shiro whacks Anjanette Turner in the head with the chair and the San Diego fans pop! Anj staggers around dazed, and Shiro spears her, tackling her to the ground. She then pummels her with both hands
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette blocks one of the punches and fires back with one of her own. She fights her way back up to her feet, and ducks under one of Yuku Shiro's punches. She waistlocks Shiro, and then slingshot german suplexes her on to the chair!!
Shiro flips over onto her chest. She clutches her breasts and coughs. Anjanette Turner irish whips Shiro into the ropes and ducks down to backdrop her, but Shiro grabs two handfuls of hair and X factors her
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro single underhooks Turner's arm and cradles her leg. She drops her back into a tiger suplex '04!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Anjanette Turner gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro irish whips Turner into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana, but Turner powerbombs her! She holds on to her legs & arms and powerbombs her a second time!
The fans boo and Anjanette Turner powerbombs Shiro a third and final time where she cradles the legs
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Yuku Shiro gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner hammerlocks both of Shiro's arms behind her and lifts her up in a double flying chicken wing! She bounces Shiro on both of her elbows!
Mike Peters checks in with Shiro but she shakes her head. Turner drops her back into a double hammerlock suplex
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner pulls Shiro up by the hair but Yuku blocks a punch. Shiro responds with a shotei palm strike to Turner's throat. Yuku kicks Turner in the ribs, then hits a jumping roundhouse kick, and levels Anj with a leg sweep!
The San Diego audience cheers the combo. Yuku Shiro lifts Anj Turner up into a powerbomb and turns her around into a chokeslam
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jap Tower Powerbomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro irish whips Turner but Anj reverses it and shoots her into the ropes. Yuku hops onto the middle of the second rope and then backflips into an asai moonsault, but Anj catches her and powerslams her!
The Cox Arena boos. Anjanette Turner lifts Yuku Shiro up in a back suplex, then flips her over her shoulder and spins around to catch her on the way down with a piledriver!! The audience lets out a collective "OH!!"
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Shiro's neck had nowhere to go but broken!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Yuku Shiro to stagger to her feet. When she does, she jumps off and catches Shiro with a helicopter rana!!
Shiro is dizzy as she gets back up to her feet. Anjanette Turner applies a kataha-jime from behind. She spins Anjanette around in a tazmission choke, until her feet leave the ground
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette clamps down on Shiro's throat while Peters asks her if she wants to tap out.
Phil Blauer: Shiro locks his feet around the second rope to stop the ride, she wants to get off.
Guillermo O'Bannon: She takes Turner over into a snapmare. Shiro irish whips Turner into the ropes and then drills her head into the mat with an emerald frosion!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro irish whips Turner into the ropes and takes her out with a flying spinning roundhouse kick! She climbs to the top turnbuckle from inside the ring and backflips into a moonsault!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku german suplexes Anjanette Turner, then pulls her up into a full nelson and then dragon suplexes her! He pulls Turner up into a straightjacket and then drops back into an aztec suplex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner gets her arm free)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro crosses Turner's legs and turns her over into a sharpshooter! She leans back with Anj's crossed feet under her arms. Shiro plants her feet and sits low with her legs.
Mike Peters checks in to see if Turner submits but she shakes her head. She crawls over and grabs hold of the bottom rope. Peters forces Shiro to break the sharpshooter. She double underhooks Turner's arms but Anjanette backdrops her. Turner back suplexes Shiro
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner double underhooks Shiro and lifts her up. She runs into the center of the ring with a michinoku driver II!! She handsprings into a moonsault splash!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner half nelsons Shiro and then drops her on her head with a t-bone suplex!
The Cox Arena boos. Turner lifts Shiro up into a powerbomb but Shiro rolls through into an X factor! The jeers turn to cheer. Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckles, but Anj shakes the ropes and crotches her on the turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner climbs to the second turnbuckle, and gut wrench superplexes her!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner irish whips Shiro into the ropes and backdrops her, but Shiro catches hold of her head and falls back down into a DDT!
The arena comes alive! Yuku Shiro applies a rear naked choke with a body scissors. She presses her forearm into Turner's windpipe, while pushing the back of her head forward. Mike Peters crouches over Anj and asks her if she wants to tap out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro's powerful legs constrict Turner's breathing while her choke keeps her from getting new air. Turner is finally able to elbow Yuku in the guts and breaks the rear naked choke. Turner lifts Shiro up into a suplex then comes down in a falcon arrow!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner hammerlocks Shiro's arm behind her and then northern lights suplexes her on her chicken winged arm!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro gets her shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: I didn't think they could top their last match but they have already. But then again I also thought that betting movie with Matthew McConaughey & Al Pacino would do better.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Two for the Money. A movie about bookie with a heart? You had every expectation of it being a classic, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner half nelsons Shiro, but Yuku back elbows her in the ear. She kicks Anj in the ribs, and then viciously Dragon Kicks her grounded leg, dropping Turner to the mat. Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into an asai reverse DDT!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro climbs up to the top turnbuckles and comes off with a huracanrana, but Turner catches her legs and drills the back of her head into mat with a powerbomb!!
The fans boo as Anjanette scoops Shiro up and spins around into a corkscrew tombstone! The jeers get louder. Turner pulls Shiro up by her hair and irish whips her but Yuku reverses it and sends Anj into the turnbuckles
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro batters Turner in the corner with left and rights, lines Sexy Anj up, and then drops her with a devastating right haymaker. She front facelocks Turner and applies a standing guillotine choke. She cinches up on Anj's throat, cutting off all oxygen.
Mike Peters checks in to see if Turner submits but she refuses. Anj tries ramming Shiro into the turnbuckles but can't break the guillotine choke. Shiro climbs up to the second turnbuckle and tornado DDTs Turner!
Yuku Shiro tries to climb out of the cage but Anjanette climbs up behind her until they are both standing on the top turnbuckle. Turner smashes Shiro's head on the top of the cage
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner bashes Shiro's face into the top of the cage again. She back superplexes Shiro!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro raises her shoulder)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner gut wrenches Shiro up and then spins around a few times before jumping into a powerbomb!!
The audience jeers and boos. Anjanette Turner inverted facelocks Yuku and then twists around into a test drive
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner tries to climb out of the cage but Shiro climbs up behind her. Shiro bashes Turner's unprotected face into the top of the cage several times! She inverted facelocks Anjanette and then lifts her up into a reverse superplex!! Top Rope Super Dragon Suplex!
Phil Blauer: I thought a dragon suplex was a full nelson suplex?
Guillermo O'Bannon: It is, but whatever.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro motions for Anj to get up and then cracks her in the ear with a super side thrust kick! She climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off into a swanton bomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro turns Turner over into a boston crab! She plants her feet and pulls back on Anjanette's legs. She stands on Turner's head and tries to crush her skull as well.
Mike Peters asks Anjanette if she wants to tap out but she refuses. Shiro stomps her head again and breaks the boston crab. Yuku Shiro climbs up to the top turnbuckles from inside the ring but Anjanette pushes her and crotches her on the turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner double locks both of Shiro's arms and falls back into a tiger superplex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner fireman's carries Shiro up onto her shoulder and sits her on the turnbuckle. She climbs up to the second turnbuckle with her back to Yuku. She lifts Shiro up in a reverse crucifix, and then leaps off with an inverted razor's edge off the second rope!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner climbs to the top turnbuckles and waits for Yuku to get to her feet. She hart attack clotheslines Shiro! Turner wraps up Shiro's legs and turns her over into a scorpion deathlock. She bridges back and catches Yuku's head with a reverse chinlock!
Phil Blauer: Yuku Shiro is being bent like an accordian!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Their usually folded, Phil.
Phil Blauer: I must be playing it wrong.
Turner pulling up on her head while pulling her feet towards her in a bizarre pretzel like manuever. Mike Peters asks Shiro if she wants to tap out, she doesn't answer, but just reaches out for the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner breaks the scorpion and pulls Shiro up. Shiro punches Turner and goes to kick her but Anjanette catches her boot. Yuku swings around with an enzuigiri kick!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Yuku Shiro lifts her up on her shoulder and goes to running powerbomb her over the ropes, but Turner lands on her feet behind her. She lifts Yuku Shiro up in a human torture rack
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner bends Shiro's spine across her shoulders, bouncing up & down in the rack. Mike Peters asks Shiro if she wants to submit.
Phil Blauer: Anjanette Turner trying to win this title by breaking Yuku Shiro's back! She didn't do it with the bridging scorpion deathlock, we'll see if she can do it here.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner swings Shiro around into a powerbomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro gets to her feet and tries to kick Turner, but Anj catches her boot. Anjanette Turner backflips into a kick under a chin! Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner ducks under a right hand and sambo suplexes her!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner applies another standing kataha-jime, wraps up their legs and falls back into a legsweep! She maintains the kataha-jime with a body scissors. She thrashes Shiro's head & neck from side to side trying to get her to tap out.
The San Diego fans boo. Mike Peters crouches over them asking her if she wants to tap out. Shiro's hand flails wildly until it finally falls to her side. Peters pulls Shiro's arm up but she keeps it up so the match continues
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette releases the kataha-jime and then lifts Shiro up in a vertical suplex, but Yuku floats over into a reverse DDT! Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Anj to get to her feet. Shiro flips over her with a blockbuster called the Northern Light Smash!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro fireman's carries Turner up on her shoulder and sits her on the top turnbuckle. Shiro climbs to the second turnbuckle, and double underhooks her arms. She jumps off with a tiger driver '00 off the top rope!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner claps her legs together on Shiro's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner inverted facelocks Shiro and climbs to the second rope. She leaps off with her reverse tornado DDT!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Yuku Shiro rolls her shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: Yuku Shiro kicks out of the Turner Tornado!
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner lifts Shiro up with an inverted crucifix, then delivers an inverted jumping crucifix!!
The fans boo and Anjanette Turner begins climbing the cage. She's at the top when she looks over her shoulder
Phil Blauer: What is she doing? She can climb out of the cage!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette backflips off the top of the steel cage with a dazzling moonsault!!
The fans gasp and Turner bounces off Yuku Shiro's chest. She hooks Turner's limp leg
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Yuku Shiro rolls over to her side, which looks like the only thing she has left to do. Stay off her back. The same could be said of Yolanda.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner irish whips Yuku into the ropes and backdrops her but in mid-air, Shiro dropkicks Turner in the face! Yuku Shiro gets a running start, hops to the middle of the top rope and springboard moonsaults her!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro pumphandles Anj up into a burning hammer!! She applies a dragon sleeper with a bodyscissors! The Dragon Killer! She rocks back with Turner's head in her arm, while keeping her from getting any new air.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
Mike Peters asks Anjanette Turner if she wants to submit but she refuses. Yuku Shiro clamps down on Turner's neck. Mike Peters tests Turner's arm and it falls to the mat, so he signals for the bell. The crowd roars and "Invincible" by Pat Benatar plays on the PA
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 25 minutes 16 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...YUKU SHIRO!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro retains her Hardkore World Championship in a brutal cage match.
Phil Blauer: A cage match Anjanette could have won if she had just gone over the cage. Her hatred got the best of her. I can relate.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Don't be bitter, Phil. She'll have another chance at Yuku Shiro if she can win the giant hell in a cell match with all the female wrestlers here in Hardkore World at Irish Rage in Belfast. Yuku Shiro can now focus her attention on putting Tamara Sanchez in an amblulance in Ireland.
Phil Blauer: That's probably a healthy goal.
former prowrestling.com internet reportstling.com internet reporter Matt Boone is standing by backstage with Paul Soutter
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: ...
Paul Soutter: I think that camera bloke is giving you the cue there.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: No no. They point alot harder if they really want me to go. But anyway, Soutter as your KGB partner is about to take on Rated X for the Hardkore America...
Syberus clubs Soutter in the back of the head with a chair! Boone dives for cover and leaks his protective ink of urine to fend off predators
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus takes that chair and bashes it into Soutter's knee!! Again! He pulls his kneepad down and kneedrops Soutter's kneecap!
Soutter screams in pain, clutching his knee. Syberus stands by his head with a hold of one foot, stretching the leg up toweards his face. He keeps a hold and drops a knee onto Soutter's face, almost wrenching the leg 180 degrees
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Hyperextender! Syberus grabs that chair and smashes it into Soutter's knee one last time!
Phil Blauer: Looks like Robert Hunglestien III isn't the only one buying a second seat to put his leg up on the flight to Northern Ireland. Well, for Soutter I guess it would be three seats.
Syberus walks away, holding his back a little and it fades to the Cox Arena where "Around the World" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers plays and the San Diego fans cheer as James Fierce calmly walks down to the ring with The Shootfighter
Guillermo O'Bannon: Well, unbeknownst to James Fierce his partner just got his knee caved in with a chair. He seems to be looking around for the big man.
Phil Blauer: Hard to miss him.
Guillermo O’Bannon: Eitherway he's looking to make history tonight and win the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship. In fact, he hopes to make his submission match at Irish Rage in Belfast with Andrew Karnage his first title defense of that title.
Phil Blauer: Easier said than done. Rated X's X Seat is stained with the blood of many men who tried the same thing.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce recently was down in the Virgin Islands where he teamed with Brandon Young to defeat "The Icon" Ignacious Conner and SWAT Carribean Bermuda Triangle Champion JW Madison, quickly making Conner submit to the James Fierce Experience.
Phil Blauer: You have to hand it to Fierce. When some people do the indies, they do Fargo, North Dakota. Fierce goes to the Virgin Islands.
Guillermo O’Bannon: His second man Shootfighter lost a match earlier this evening to “The Punisher” Dan Stein.
Phil Blauer: Just overpowered.
Yolanda Ando: James Fierce is in a traditional wrestling singlet. The singlet is red at the top and transitions into black towards the thighs. On the back of the singlet the letters “KGB” are written in black. Fierce wears a black and red warm up jacket that has "Bandits" written on the left breast and "Fierce" underneath.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is the Main Event of the evening. It is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit and is for the HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Featuring first from Washington, D.C but originally from West by gawd Virginia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 255 pounds; He is The Current SWAT Carribean Heavyweight Champion...JAMES'PLATINUM' FIERCE!!!"
The crowd cheers. Then "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and the San Diego match amass along the aisleway. Rated X steps through the curtain with his dinged up bloody steel chair with a white "X" painted across the seat. He slaps his Hardkore America Heavyweight title belt and begins walking down to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X has been undefeated since returning to the ring from a 5 year layoff in February. Before that he hadn't lost a match since being defeated by "Irish" Mike Powers in 1999. Tonight he wants to defeat his first Hardkore World Champion since defeating Cyrus Williams in a Best of Three Falls Flaming Table match in 2001.
Phil Blauer: Speaking of flaming, how's your asshole doing?
Guillermo O'Bannon: (ahem) It's fine. Rated X wants to send a message to Robert Hunglestien III that he can bring Cobryn or whoever else he want to the ring with him, that he can beat anyone.
Phil Blauer: Big talk when the guy's leg is broken.
Yolanda Ando: Rated X is wearing some black trunks, black boots and his signature black mask with a white X on it. His chest, arms, and back are covered in Yakuza style tattoos and the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship strapped around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Parts Unknown, Standing 5 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...RATED X!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce demands a collar and elbow tie-up. Rated X smirks and agrees. They lock up, and James Fierce grabs a side headlock. X tries to push him off but Fierce hangs on to the headlock.
Phil Blauer: James Fierce flips him over into a headlock takedown. He grinds his arm, clamping into the back of X's problem neck. Rated X should really avoid any kind of grapplinf with The Ferocious Bandit. He should stick to barbed wire enemas.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X works his way back up to his feet with Fierce still hanging on to his headlock. X back suplexes him!
The San Diego fans pop. Rated X tomahawk chops James Fierce on the top of his head. James moves back and reverse knifed edges him. X responds with another chop to the top of Fierce’s head. The fans “Woo!” with each one
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce fires back with another karate chop that resonates into the cheap seats. Rated X hits Fierce with a tomahawk chop to his face. Fierce answers with a shotei palm strike to X’s chin that back him up a few steps. He double chops Rated X’s shoulders.
Phil Blauer: Better known as the vulcan nerve chop.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X hits back with a couple of hard knuckle shots to James Fierce’s forehead!
Phil Blauer: James Fierce is busted open the hard way!
Guillermo O’Bannon: Rated X bites James’ forehead, opening up the wound even more!
Phil Blauer: James Fierce is deviating from the game plan again. He has to get Rated X back into a hold of some sort and stay away from those rat like teeth of Rated X’s.
Guillermo O’Bannon: Rated X rains down some more closed fists and sharp elbows, opening the wound up more!
With a fist full of blood soaked hair Rated X drives him face first into his knee twice, then finishes up with a big punch sending James Fierce through the ropes to the floor! Rated X rolls through the ropes out to the apron
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X walks over and stomps James Fierce over & over until he falls to the floor. X walks out to the apron and then leg drops James Fierce on the floor!!
The Cox Arena chants “RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!” The Shootfighter pulls up James Fierce and rolls him back into the ring. The San Diego fans boo and Rated X asks him “What’s wrong, Shiteater?” Rated X steps back up to the apron
Phil Blauer: The Shootfighter wisely keeping this match in the ring and really helping out his KGB partner.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce meets Rated X at the ropes and suplexes him over the ropes but then drops him on his face in the ring!
The audience boos. James Fierce wipes some blood out of his eyes and then hits Rated X with a hard karate chop to the carotid artery in his neck. X goes down to one knee. Fierce pulls Rated X’s head into his legs and then instead of piledriving him, twists his neck to the side with his legs! Rated X drops to the mat and clutches his neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X ducks an elbow strike and full nelsons Fierce. He drops back into a dragon suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O’Bannon: A dragon suplex...from Rated X? That’s like Abdullah the Butcher doing a shortarm scissors! Rated X stomps Fierce right over the eye a few times.
Phil Blauer: X going after that cut over James’ eye with vicious toe kicks.
Rated X undoes the turnbuckle padding in the far corner. He irish whips James Fierce into the opposite corner and when he bounces out Rated X belly to belly brainbusters Fierce’s skull into the unprotected turnbuckle steel cable hook!! Fierce bounces out with blood gushing out from over his eye
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce stumbles into Rated X’s clutches, but he grab’s X’s face and drops down to his knees and drives the back of his head into the mat with a hayashi bulldog!!
The San Diego fans boo and The Shootfighter dabs the blood away from Fierce’s forehead with a white rag. James Fierce pulls X into a front facelock and spins into a corkscrew neckbreaker! Rated X stomps his feet into the mat, holding the back of his neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce smells blood and pulls Rated X up into a single underhook. He drops down into Gary Wolfe’s Favorite Move, the single arm DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O’Bannon: Rated X grabs at his neck, and is helpless when Fierce stands in front of him and applies a reverse full nelson.
Phil Blauer: The last time Rated X lost, “Irish” Mike Powers had to break his neck. It looks like James Fierce is willing to do the same.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls Rated X’s face back, bending his neck at an impossible angle. He wraps a leg around one of Rated X’s to prevent him from falling or escaping.
The Cox Arena boos. Ron Reid asks Rated X but he screams out “No!” Rated X brings his knee up into James’ groin. He rattles James’ teeth with a hard back elbow
Phil Blauer: Rated X on the mend!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs two handfuls of Fierce’s hair and tosses him through the ropes, missling him into the steel guardrail!!
The crowd pops. Rated X rolls out of the ring and pulls Fierce up into a half nelson. He t-bone suplexes James Fierce into the apron!! The fans cheer even louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X climbs up to the apron and pulls Fierce’s head into his legs. He pulls him up into a ganso bomb off the apron the the Cox Arena floor!!!
The San Diego fans chant “RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!”The Shootfighter helps a blood covered James Fierce to his feet. He rolls his partner into the ring and the cheers turn to jeers
Phil Blauer: The San Diego beach bums not liking this match staying in the ring. So what? Get a job.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Isn’t this your hometown sir?
Phil Blauer: Maybe Matthew. But I’ve always thought I had to have been born in Atlantis. Just a gut feeling.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce waits for Rated X to roll back into the ring and catches him with a guillotine choke!
Phil Blauer: Fierce is so powerful he’s able to lift X off his feet with that chokehold!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce clamps down on the throat and neck in that front facelock. He’s got those fingers locked, but Rated X backdrops him!
Rated X pulls his X Seat out from his corner. He lofts it over his head and brings it down hard on James Fierce, bending the frame!! The sound reaches the cheap seats of the Cox Arena
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X attempts to spinebuster on the chair but James Fierce rolls through into an implant DDT on his own X Seat!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce irish whips Rated X into the ropes and catches him on the way back with a belly to belly suplex!
The San Diego fans boo. The Shootfighter wipes some blood out off Fierce’s forehead. Rated X gets to his feet and locks up with Fierce again. X grabs a side headlock and the audience laughs
Phil Blauer: Rated X showing Fierce he can wrestle too.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X rolls James Fierce up into a hangman’s neckbreaker and then drops down!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X scoops James Fierce up, but Fierce falls down to his feet behind X with an inverted facelock. He twists around into an eye of the hurricane elbow drop on the way down!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applies another inverted facelock and then lifts X into a reverse suplex but drops down into a brainbuster!!
Phil Blauer: Obviously Fierce watched Rated X’s match last month in Phoenix with “The Punisher” Dan Stein and decided that his neck is still very vulnerable to attack since Powers broke it with a cobra clutch suplex seven years ago.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce has X in a third inverted facelock and this time drops down into a reverse DDT!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce goes for a suplex but Rated X blocks it. He responds with a slingshot suplex on the chair!!
The fans roar and James Fierce rolls around, clutching his back. Rated X sits on top of Fierce’s chest. He digs his thumbs into the wound over James’ eye and pulls it open more!! Fierce screams bloody murder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X drops a couple bionic elbows into that huge cut over Fierce’s eye. James Fierce jams his fingers into X’s windpipe to get him off of his chest. He drops Rated X on his head with am exploder ‘98!
The Cox Arena boos. Rated X clutches the back of his neck. James Fierce rolls him up onto his shoulder and then flips him forward into a dominator
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Bloody Mess Formerly Known As James Fierce goes for a suplex but Rated X rolls him up with an inside cradle!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls Fierce’s head into his legs and then running ganso bombs him on the X Seat!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs a fist full of James Fierce’s blood soaked hair. He forces Kames’ head down, then repeatedly kicks him in the face with the toe of his boots! But Fierce comes up with a discus elbow smash to X’s mouth!
The audience boos. Rated X drops to his knees, covering his mouth. James Fierce applies a half nelson and then drops him on to the back of his neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Extreme-plex! James Fierce pulls X’s head into his legs and then drills his head into the canvas with a piledriver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce grabs Rated X’s neck with both arms and drops back to the mat with a chokehold. He clamps both arms around X’s throat and tries to choke the Hardkore American Champion into unconciousness!
The San Diego fans clap in unison, faster & faster, trying to raise Rated X. Ron Reid tests his arm, but the champ keeps it up. Rated X reaches the bottom rope and Reid forces Fierce to break the choke hold
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce chicken wings Rated X’s arm but X back elbows him in the teeth. Rated X DDTs Fierce on his X Seat chair!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X rolls out of the ring and goes underneath the apron.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Before Rated X reveals it to the World...Yes, I sleep under there. And yes, I read alot of gay pornography under there. But is that so wrong? think about it, won’t you?
Rated X pulls out a military spade. The Cox Arena audience pops and then buzzes with anticipation. Rated X rolls back into the ring and whacks a standing Fierce right between the eyes with the spade! The crowd erupts
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X stomps Fierce’s ever widening cut with a few stiff stomps. He takes that military spade and smashes it over James’ stomach! When James sits upright, Rated X smashes the top of the spade into Fierce’s head!!
The Cox Arena is deafening! Rated X irish whips James Fierce into the ropes, but Fierce comes back with a lariot that takes X out of his boots
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls the chair up and sets it up in the center of the ring. He irish whips Rated X into the ropes and tries to back drop him onto the unfolded chair but X turns it into a corkscrew hangman’s neckbreaker onto the back ot the X Seat!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X goes for a DDT but Fierce lifts him up on his shoulders in a fireman’s carry. He swings X around into a DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce powerbombs Rated X on his own standing chair, liquifiying his trademark chair!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce headlocks X and then runs into the center of the ring with a bulldog! Rated X grabs hold of that military spade and rams the handle into Fierce’s forehead!!
The fans all let out a collective “OH!!!” as the sound of the wooden handle riccochets off of Fierce’s forehead throughout the Cox Arena. Rated X swings with another knuckle shot to Fierce’s cut that makes it gush even more blood. Rated X screams in his face “Bleed for Daddy!!!”
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X slides a table into the ring and sets it up in the center. He irish whips James Fierce into the ropes and spinebusters him through the table!!
Referee Ron Reid” 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X scoops Fierce up but James lands behind him on his feet in an inverted facelock. He kneels down into a dragon sleeper!
The San Diego audience boos. James Fierce links his fingers together and pulls back on Rated X’s neck or head. Ron Reid checks in but X refuses to submit. Fierce radjusts his hands and then pulls back on the dragon sleeper
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pitches Rated X onto his stomach. He runs into the ropes and flips over X’s back, wrenching his neck on the way over! Rated X rolls over onto his back, clutching his neck. Fierce grabs one of Rated X’s arms and puts his leg behind X's head so that his neck is behind Fierce's knee. James Fierce steps with his foot over X’s body and pulls on back on the Stranglehold Gamma!
While Rated X is on his side, refusing to submit to Ron Reid. The audience boos. The Shootfighter pounds on the mat rooting James Fierce on. Fierce wrenches back on the stranglehold gamma but X refuses to tap out
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls Rated X’s head back into his knee. He rolls X onto his stomach and applies a camel clutch. He links his fingers and pulls back on Rated X’s chin!
The Cox Arena boos. James Fierce rocks back with Rated X’s head in his hands. Ron Reid asks X if he submits but he waves him off. Rated X reaches the bottom rope and Reid forces Fierce to break the camel clutch. Fierce waits for X to get to his feet and comes at him with a clothesline but X backdrops him over the ropes! The audience pops
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs a hold of James Fierce’s hair and rams his head into the corner post!!
The fans cheer. Rated X grabs a chair from under Bill Kasal and then smashes the back of Fierce’s head in with a chair!! Fierce sprays a stream of blood on the ringpost
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sets up a press table near the apron. He rolls Fierce onto the table. X climbs onto the apron and pulls Fierce to his feet with them both standing on that table...Rated X hits a hangman’s neckbreaker through the table!!
The Cox Arena chants “RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!” Rated X lifts James Fierce up into an argentinean backbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X drops Fierce into a Southern Cross samoan drop on the concrete!! X pulls him up into a piledriver on the Cox Arena floor!!
Phil Blauer: James Fierce has left a sickening blood smear on the cement floor!
“Wild” Bill Kasal: “Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining.”
The Shootfighter pulls a dazed James Fierce to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Rated X steps back through the ropes and catches a european forearm to the face on the way through from The Ferocious Bandit
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter throws a chair into the ring. Fierce sets it up in the center of the ring. He irish whips Rated X into the ropes and tries to backdrop hm on a chair, but Rated X swinging powerbombs Fierce onto the standing chair!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr-(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs the military spade and comes at Fierce but James catches him with a front chancery! James Fierce steps on X’s face and then spins into a bootscrape!
James Fierce kneedrops X on the back of the head. The San Diego fans boo. Fierce sets up that chair in the center of the ring. He pulls X up by the mask and irish whips him into the ropes. Fierce dips down for a backdrop but Rated X corkscrew neckbreakers the back of his head onto the seat of the chair!! The audience cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X lifts Fierce up on his shoulders and then flips him around into his Palm Springs Driver burning hammer!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X irish whips Fierce into the ropes, but James ducks a clothesline and flips X onto his back with an STO!
The San Diego audience boos and jeers James Fierce. James Fierce lifts Rated X int an inverted crucifix and then drops him into an inverted razor’s edge
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applying the cobra clutch on Rated X!
Phil Blauer: The move that broke his neck the first time!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce thrashes Rated X from side to side. He pulls back on X’s arm while applying pressure to the back of his neck with his other hand. Rated X backpeddals Fierce’s back into the turnbuckles to escape the cobra clutch!
Rated X sets up the chair in the center of the ring. He electric chairs James Fierce up on his shoulders and then drops the back of Jimmy’s head on the seat of the chair with an ocean cyclone suplex!! The audience chants “RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!”
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs that chair and caves in Fierce’s bloody skull with a shot to the forehead!! He throws the chair down and then DDTs James head into it!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X picks up that miltary spade but James Fierce comes up from behind and applies a chinlock. Fierce pulls X’s arm back into a buffalo sleeper!
Phil Blauer: Fierce swinging for the fences with this submission move on Rated X’s worn down neck.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce cranes back on Rated X’s head & arm with the buffalo sleeper. Ron Reid lifts X’s arm and he keeps it up, continuing this match. James Fierce pushes Rated X forward into an STF! He pulls up on X’s face.
James Fierce thrashes Rated X’s face to the side. Ron Reid asks him if he wants to submit. X refuses, so Fierce cranes back further on the STF. He pulls Rated X’s head into his legs, and then powerbombs the back of his head into the exposed turnbuckle!! The San Diego fans let out a collective “OH!!!!” as X’s head snaps back
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter slides a table into the ring. James Fierce sets it up in the corner and then irish whips Rated X, but X reverses it and shoots Fierce through the table!
“Wild” Bill Kasal: “Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining.”
Guillermo O’Bannon: Rated X takes the chair and chokes Fierce with the bottom of it! James Fierce’s feet kick out in desperation until Ron Reid grabs that chair out of Rated X’s hands. He rolls out of the ring and goes underneath the apron.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Before Rated X reveals it to the world. Yes, I have a sampling of all of Hardkore World’s female talent’s underwear under there. At least I care.
Phil Blauer: I’ll give you $10 for Amanda Kauffman’s.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Deal.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X comes up with a steel chain. He wraps it around his fist and rolls back into the ring. X clocks Fierce in the face with the chain around his hand!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Fierce is bloodier if that was possible!
Guillermo O'Bannon: James ducks another shot from that chain and lifts him up in a fireman’s carry. He runs into the center of the ring with a death valley driver!
The fans boo. James Fierce puts the chair over Rated X’s face. He runs into the ropes and double stomps the chair into Rated X’s face!! The fans wince in sympathy. The Shootfighter slides another table into the ring. Fierce sets it up in the center of the ring and then rolls X onto it
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce climbs onto the table and pulls X up by his mask. He rocker dropper’s Rated X through the table!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2..thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O’Bannon: James Fierce puts the chair over X’s face amd climbs to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off into a Picture Perfect Elbow Drop with the chair over X’s face!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Robert Hunglestien III smashes X in the face with his crutch)
Phil Blauer: What the hell is Hunglestien doing here?
Guillermo O'Bannon: It seems he's giving Rated X a little taste of Belfast.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "29 Minutes Have Elapsed. 1 MINUTE REMAINING!!"
Guillermo O’Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III whacking Rated X with his crutch until it’s a broken mess! Hunglestien takes the other crutch and swings at X, but he ducks the hit. Rated X takes the crutch and cracks it along Hunglestien’s injured leg!!
The audience pops! Rated X smashes James Fierce with the crutch!! Rated X double underhooks Fierce’s arms, and flips him up into a dominator. But X flips him forward into a piledriver
Guillermo O’Bannon: The RU-486!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1..2..thr- (James Fierce kicks out)
Phil Blauer: James Fierce kicked out of the RU-486!
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls his head into his legs and lifts him up in a piledriver then he pitches him forward and puts his knees against the back of X's head to drill his face into the mat with a Platinum Driver!!
James Fierce climbs up to the top turnbuckle but Ron Reid signals for the bell. The audience boos. Hunglestien clutches his leg on the outside
“Wild” Bill Kasal: ”THE TIME LIMIT HAS EXPIRED, REFEREE RON REID HAS RULED THIS MATCH...A DRAW!”
The Cox Arena boos and chants "FIVE MORE MINUTES! FIVE MORE MINUTES! FIVE MORE MINUTES! FIVE MORE MINUTES! FIVE MORE MINUTES!" Ron Reid explains the situation to James Fierce and he kicks the rope in frustration
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X’s neck looks to be in bad shape but he escapes San Diego with the Hardkore America Championship! X also may have sent Hunglestien’s leg back a few stages with that shot with his own crutches.
Rated X steps through the ropes and walks to the back, holding the back of his neck. The crowd strains to slap him as he walks by them in the aisleway
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce took Rated X to the limit, giving him his first draw since I can remember. He goes on to wrestle Andrew Karnage in a submission match. That's it from San Diego ladies and gentleman. Join us in Belfast, Northern Ireland for our seventh annual Irish Rage in Belfast pay-per-view!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hello fans and welcome back to San Diego! I'm Guillermo O'Bannon and next to me as always is Phil Blauer.
Phil Blauer: Hey! How come you get a inflatable cushion to sit on?
Guillermo O'Bannon: It's nothing, Phil. Our main event tonight is...
Phil Blauer: Well that does it. I work for peanuts compared to my last job but do I complain?
Yolanda Ando: Everyday.
Phil Blauer: But this takes the cake. An extra cushion? Guillermo gets an extra cushion.
Guillermo O'Bannon: It's not an extra cushion, Phil. It's for a medical condition. Tonight, the Hardkore America title is on the line when...
Phil Blauer: What kind of medical condition requires an extra cushion. Read my driver's license here. Does it say I was born yesterday? You sucked up to Jonnie and got yourself an inflatable luxurious cushion.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I just have some pain when I sit, so my doctor gave me an inflatable cushion. Can we drop it?
Phil Blauer: Why does it hurt when you sit down?
Guillermo O'Bannon: It doesn't matter, Phil. Andrew Karnage and James Fierce wrestled to see who would get tonight's shot at Rated X...
Phil Blauer: It matters that you are getting preferential treatment when it should be me, who gets preferential treatment. What's so wrong with you that you get a cushion.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I have some soreness back there.
Yolanda Ando: A hemmoroid?
Phil Blauer: Those rocks in space? Let me have one! I demand that you give me your hemmoroid!
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: A hemmoroid means that Guillermo has a sore growth in his bottom hole, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Thanks, Boone.
Yolanda Ando: Ew.
Phil Blauer: Oh my god! Is it contagious? I think my hand touched his bottom hole during our pre-show ass slapping.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I've been meaning to bring that up anyway. Can you stop doing that?
Phil Blauer: It never bothered you before.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yes it did.
Phil Blauer: This hemmoroid has changed you, Guillermo. I don't even know you anymore.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anyway, tonight there will be a culture clash. SWAT Carribean Heavyweight Champion "Platinum" James Fierce attempts to wade through the tables, chairs, and chains of Rated X with his grounded mat style. We'll see if Rated X's neck can hold up to Fierce's lethal submission techniques.
Phil Blauer: James Fierce could have Rated X in more pain than Guillermo's diseased asshole.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we pull the cage down as we get a rematch between new Hardkore World Women's Champion Yuku Shiro and five time Champion and nine year veteran "Sexy" Anjanette Turner. Turner lost a match in Albuquerque to Yuku Shiro. Shiro went to extend the hand of friendship to a fellow icon and Turner went batshit crazy on her. When Yuku defeated Tamara Sanchez for the Hardkore World Women's Championship, Anjanette Turner took the opportunity to hit the Turner Tornado on a chair. Turner gets what she wants, a title shot for the title she's held five times, but will it be more than she can handle with a pissed off Yuku Shiro?
Phil Blauer: Lesbiosexuals don't make good enemies. I had a neighboor that got mad whenever I would get drunk and drive over her lawn. I say "You wanna fight about it?" So she beat me until I begged her to stop. Now I walk her dogs every morning.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then The Un-Stable put their Hardkore World Tag Team titles on the line against the former WAW World Tag Team Champions The Kindred. Sain & Mr. Psycho are looking to dominate the West Coast the way they did in the WAW, but The Un-Stable won this year's Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup and have held on to their tag team titles since April. We'll see who the top team in Hardkore World is right now.
Phil Blauer: Christian Sain and Mr. Psycho lost their titles in WAW, and now they want Andy & Adrian's. But people in hell want ice water.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then we have a big grudge match when The Un-Stable puts their other title on the line. Syberus, Rising Sun, and Kilroy Evans take on their respective opponents at Irish Rage in Belfast, Paul Soutter, Pat Bozzini, and Death Gojira.
Phil Blauer: I'm pulling for Soutter, Platinum Pat, & Gojira. Imagine those joint promos. Gojira setting Soutter's house on fire while he's drunk done as a sad French Canadian short film.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then a pair of former Hardkore America Heavyweight Champions face off in a match between Robert Hunglestien III and Lucifer Jones. These two have quite a history. Back in February 2005, Robert Hunglestien III put a $115,000 bounty on Cobryn's head. Lucifer Jones took him up on it at The Staples Center in Los Angeles when he broke Cobryn's arm with a barbed wire baseball bat. Hunglestien decided he didn't wanna pay it and had his Un-Stable buddies beat Jones up. Hunglestien left a voided check for 50 cents on him as he left. Lucifer Jones tore through Un-Stable member Hero, in the beginning of his revenge on the crew but tonight he wants to get his true vengence on the man that cost him over a hundred grand.
Phil Blauer: Hundred grand. That guy wouldn't know what to do with hundred bucks.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Then a battle of two veterans as "The Punisher" Dan Stein takes on The Shootfighter. Between them the two of them they have twenty years of experience. Stein recently lost a close match to Rated X for the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship in Phoenix, and wants to get back on the winning track before his Sadistic Madness match with Adrian Tanner Jr. at Irish Rage in Belfast. But one of The Shootfighter will not be an easy one, as Vindication found out in Arizona.
Phil Blauer: Rated X refers to Dan Stien now as neck crick #3.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Speaking of Vindication, we will get a sneak preview of his Straightjacket Match at Irish Rage in Belfast 2006 with Johnny Parker. Vindication teams up with "The Unlucky One" 13 and newcomer Kieran O'Shea against Parker's Future World Order.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Unlucky 113 also gets an early shot at Big Mark Evans in that match.
Guillermo O'Bannon: In Phoenix, Miester & Ryan Champion wrestled in a great technical match up that had Champion tapping out to The Miester Lock. Champion would like to see Miester try that again in an I Quit Match.
Phil Blauer: I like the I Quit Match alot better than the I Respect You match. There I said it. That and Guillermo's sore hiney is gross.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez lost her Hardkore World Women's Championship to Yuku Shiro at the US Airways Center, and is not happy by any stretch of the World. Like every other time she's lost it, she plans on just biding her time and taking it right back at Irish Rage in Belfast. In the mean time, she gets the Future World Order's "Bad Bitch" Jessie.
Phil Blauer: She is one bad...
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Shut your mouth, sir!
Phil Blauer: Just talkin bout Jessie. Who's a bitch.
Guillermo O'Bannon: The woman's division here on the West Coast is red hot, so it's fitting that "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman is our next match. This Divas Unleashed free agent pick up is gonna be taking on former Canadian Women's Champ Jane Tyrra. Tyrra recently won an I Respect You match over EAW Women's Champion Shanna. But Kauffman is recieving training from Keiko Nakamura on the joshi style and is a 3 time Divas Unleashed Tag Team Champion. We'll see who's ready to break into the next level. Then we see the return of the legendary former Hardkore World Champion Cobryn when he takes on Justin Majoy!
"Ding" by Seeed! starts and a few seconds go by before Mo appears on the ramp. She stands there with ice cold face expressions. Then she takes a look to her right, then left, before starting her way down to the ring. She slaps some fans' hands on the way down to the aisleway
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo is a new star here in Hardkore World who won her big debut in Phoenix against "The Bad Bitch" Jessie. Tonight she gets EAW Women's Champion Shanna in a Last Woman Standing Match. Shanna could test Mo with her raw power.
Phil Blauer: I like Mo. She's like a German Tammy Sanchez.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman welcome to The Cox Arena. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine and Hardkore World present tonight's round of Hardkore America action. Our first encounter is a Last Woman Standing Match scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Bottrop, Germany; Standing 5 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds...MO!!!"
The San Diego fans cheer the new female star. "#1" by Nelly hits the speakers and Shanna walks out. She shows off her body but the Cox Arena boos her anyway. Shanna sneers and then walks into the ring and shows off her hot body to Mo. Mo puts her hand up and the audience sends wave after wave of boos toward her
Guillermo O'Bannon: In a Last Woman Standing match, EAW Women's Champion Shanna has a huge height disadvantage going into this match, giving up 5 inches to Mo so she has to use whatever she can get her hands on in The Cox Arena to counteract that.
Phil Blauer: She can have this Black Cherry Vanilla Coke, I'm almost done with it. Hold on. (starts to drink the rest)
Guillermo O'Bannon: I wouldn't even beat someone to death with that shit. Shanna defeated Jaclyn Frost in her first match in Albuquerque...
Phil Blauer: Hold on! (gulp) (gulp) (gulp)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, I...
Phil Blauer: (lets out all the breath he's been holding) Hold on!! (gulp) (gulp) (gulp) Ah! (belches) Ok, all Shanna's!
Phil tosses his can into the ring. Shanna sees it, and kicks it back out of the ring
Yolanda Ando: Shanna wears a white bikini and a white thong with a blue skirt on over the thong. The EAW Women's Title is around her waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent, from Austin, Texas; Standing 5 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 162 pounds; She is The Current EAW Women's Champion...SHANNA!!!"
The Cox Arena boos and jeers. Mike Peters signals for the bell. Mo & Shanna lock up in a collar & elbow tie-up. Mo grabs a side headlock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo wrenches Shanna's head to the side, trying to implode her head with a headlock.
Phil Blauer: Calm down now, it's a headlock.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo twists Shanna's head. But Shanna pushes her off into the ropes and clotheslines her! Mo gets up and tries to kick her but Shanna catches her foot. Mo swings around with an enzuigiri kick to the back of Shanna's head!
The San Diego fans pop. Mo grabs two handfuls of Shanna's hair and lifts her to her feet. Mo pops Shanna in the face with a couple of european uppercut. Mo goes for a suplex but Shanna blocks it
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna suplexes Mo in the center of the ring. She has her sit a while with a sleeper hold.
Phil Blauer: She's got that arm underneath her chin so it's not a choke. Oh wait, yeah it is. Sorry, my monitor's on the fritz. Boone?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: But sir, your sitting three feet from the ring...
Phil Blauer: I don't need a math lesson!
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: ...yes sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo works her way to her feet, and runs backward. She squashes Shanna in the corner. Mo grabs the ropes and rams her shoulder into Shanna's stomach a few times.
Mo backs up and gets a running start and smashes Shanna with a kneelift that catches her right under the chin. Shanna tries to fight her way out but Mo headbutts her in the face to calm her down
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna fires back with a punch that dazes Mo.
Phil Blauer: More so than she is already?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna front facelocks her and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. She hops off with a tornado DDT!
The crowd boos. Shanna bounces against the ropes and jumps into a legdrop across Mo's throat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna grabs Mo's leg and drops back into a leglock. She bends her leg to the side, trying to hurt the knee. Mo's screams of pain pierce the relative calm of The Cox Arena.
Phil Blauer: (cracks another Black Cherry Vanilla Coke) Yeah, she needs to stop harshing my buzz.
Shanna releases her leg and then picks her up and butterflies her arms. Mo backdrops her. She pops Shanna in the face to knock her back a few steps
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo jabs her a few more times and then knocks her back into the ropes with a big uppercut!
Phil Blauer: We went to a wrestling match and a boxing match broke out.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo clotheslines Shanna over the ropes to the floor below!
The audience cheers. Mo steps out on the apron, hops onto the middle of the second rope. She backflips into an asai moonsault that knocks Shanna back into the guardrail!! The Cox Arena pops and starts chanting "MO!! MO!! MO!! MO!! MO!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters laying the count on both ladies as they lie on The Cox Arena floor together.
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo gets up first, but Shanna still lying against the railing.
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna pulls herself up to her feet with some help from the security rail. Mo front facelocks Shanna but she blocks the DDT, and backdrops Mo on the concrete!
Shanna rolls back into the ring and waits for Mo to get back up. Shanna slingshots herself over the ropes onto Mo with a pescado body press
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna snap suplexes Mo on the Cox Arena floor! Mo gets up and gets her face smashed into the floor with an X factor!!
The San Diego fans boo. Mo rolls over with a bruise under her eye. Shanna tosses Mo into the ring and then hops onto the apron. She climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Mo to get up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna catches Mo in the face with a missle dropkick!! She lifts her up and irish whips her into the ropes. She goes for a huracanrana, but Mo catches her legs and powerbombs her!!
The Cox Arena comes alive! Mo full nelsons Shanna. She links her fingers together and presses down on the back of her neck. Mo thrashes her from side to side
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna backs her into the corner, smashing her back into the turnbuckles. She lifts Mo up and sits her up on the top turnbuckle. Shanna climbs up to the second rope, and flips into a stratusphere handstand huracanrana!!
Mo bounces off her head and then lies on her side. Shanna grabs her by her legs but before she can turn her over into a sharpshooter, Mo pokes her in the eye. She then straightens her up with a German uppercut
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo running bulldogs Shanna! She irish whips her into the ropes, dips down for a backdrop, but Shanna double underhook DDTs her!!
The fans boo as Shanna motions for Mo to get up. When she does, Shanna spears her into next week
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna climbs to the top turnbuckle from the inside of the ring. She backflips into a moonsault, but Mo rolls out of the way!! Shanna staggers up and gets a dropkick to her face.
The Cox Arena cheers. Mo russian legsweeps Shanna and climbs to the top turnbuckle. She leaps off with a frog splash!! The audience gets louder and Mo tells Mike Peters to start counting
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna gets to her feet. Mo back suplexes her but Shanna flips onto her feet. She release german suplexes Mo onto the back of her head!
The fans boo as Shanna takes a few moments to collect herself. She irish whips Mo into the ropes and then sidewalk slams her
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a huracanrana!!
The Cox Arena jeers and boos Shanna, who seductively gyrates for them. She pulls Mo up for a DDT, but Mo lifts her up into a fireman's carry. She flips Shanna over into an FU
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo climbs out to the apron, slingshots herself onto the middle of the top rope and springboard leg drops Shanna!!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna up, but Mo spears her back to the mat! She side suplexes her near the corner. Mo climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Shanna shakes the ropes and crotches her. Shanna climbs to the second rope and huracanranas her off the top!!
The crowd boos. Shanna demands Mo get counted down and spends the time strutting for the jeering crowd
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo gets to her feet but Shanna jams her into the mat with an impaler DDT! She climbs up to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a gorgeous moonsault!!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo climbs up to her feet again, but Shanna drops her again with a stunner! She irish whips Mo into the ropes, but Mo ducks a clothesline and counters with a flatliner!
The Cox Arena comes to life with cheers as Mo tries to regain her senses. She irish whips Shanna into the ropes and goes for a backdrop, but Shanna stops her in her tracks with a DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna headlocks Mo and runs up the ropes into a stratusfaction bulldog, but Mo drops backward into a back suplex! She applies a sleeper hold on Shanna.
The fans yell out encouragement for Mo. She clamps down on Shanna's forehead and jaw, causing the EAW Women's Champion to get rubbery legs. Shanna fights to stay awake, and reaches out for her only escape, the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna drops down to her knees and shoots the top of her skull through Mo's chin. Mo staggers around, dazed, and cracks her upside the head with a superkick!
Shanna turns Mo over into a boston crab. She leans back on Mo's legs, bending her spine. Mo crawls over to the ropes, while Shanna tries to sit low on the crab
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo reaches the ropes and Shanna is forced to release the boston crab. Shanna rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair!
Phil Blauer: This chick isn't fucking around!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shanna steps back into the ring and chases Mo around with that chair. She takes a swing but misses, hits the top rope, and it bounces back into her face!! Mo russian legsweeps her!
The fans cheer. She irish whips Shanna into the ropes and flips her over her head with a belly to belly suplex! She lifts Shanna up and spins her around into a tigerbomb
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Phil Blauer: Shanna is up to her feet but looks woozy!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo double underhooks Shanna's arms, but Shanna backdrops her! She cracks her in the head with a chick kick!! Shanna runs into the ropes and jumping elbow drops her!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo is up! Shanna irish whips her into the ropes, but Mo somersaults underneath a spinning heel kick!
The San Diego fans roar. Mo attacks Shanna with a rapid fire succession of chops and thigh kicks that drop her to her knees. Mo then swings around with a shining wizard kick to Shanna's temple
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo lifts up the chair and brings it down on Shanna's skull as hard as she can! She double underhooks Shanna's arms and drives her facefirst into the mat with a pedigree on that chair!!
The Cox Arena is unanimous in their chant of "MO!! MO!! MO!! MO!! MO!!" Mo lifts up a dazed Shanna and twists her around in a corkscrew neckbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo climbs to the top turnbuckle with the chair in her hand. She backflips into her Mo Curler shooting star press with the chair!!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: That's it, Shanna is knocked out!
"Ding" by Seeed! plays and the San Diego fans cheer as Mo raises her hands in victory
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 17 minutes 36 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...MO!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mo's winning streak continues in an impressive fashion. These two ladies will meet again at the Irish Rage in Belfast 2006 pay-per-view in a huge hell in the cell match to determine the number one contender to the Hardkore World Women's Championship!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tonight we have the return of a wrestling legend. Cobryn has held the World Championship in such legendary regions as Ring Syndicate, Ascendent Wrestling, UWA, and of course here in Hardkore World. Tonight he returns to the ring in his climb back to the top against young scrapper Justin Majoy.
Phil Blauer: I thought he got his head shaved.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That was Cyrus.
Phil Blauer: What did I say?
"Bad, Bad Men" by John Cena hits as Justin Majoy walks out to a booing San Diego crowd. He flips them off before running down to, and sliding in, the ring. He raises his arms to more boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy and the Future World Order came this close to winning the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles in Phoenix from Cobryn's old crew The Un-Stable. A win over this icon could be the thing that skyrockets young Justin's career.
Phil Blauer: White rapper champions are over huge these days. HUGE!
Yolanda Ando: Justin Majoy wears baggy blue jeans and a dark blue tank top.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall, and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Huron, Ohio; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 225 pounds...JUSTIN MAJOY!!!"
The crowd boos and jeers Majoy. Then "No Quarter" by Led Zepplin plays and The Cox Arena silences. Cobryn steps out in a black silk robe that trails behind him a good four feet. The audience boos and thows debris at Cobryn as he walks out. He sneers, then smiles and makes his way to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn is making his first full time return since November 2005 when he lost his Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship to Andrew Sinclair in a major upset in Sinclair's hometown of Sacramento. Since then he's made sporadic appearences. In the Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup being eliminated by veterans "Magnificent" Ron Lauren & "Heart Throb" Rich Andrews. At a SWAT show in February at the Rod Laver Arena in Melbourne, Australia defeating Phantom. Tonight he says the Hardkore World Championship is back in his sights but first Justin Majoy.
Phil Blauer: A walk around the World starts with a single step, or in this case, Justin Majoy.
Yolanda Ando: Cobryn wears regular black tights with black wrestling boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Key Largo of the Florida Keys; He Stands 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...COBRYN!!!"
The fans boo even louder, as Cobryn wipes his feet upon entering the ring. He hands his cape to Ron Reid then chastises him for not folding it correctly. So he hands the cape to Yolanda instead
Yolanda Ando: Thanks!
Phil Blauer: You can't keep it. Can she? If so, I want a cape.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn and Justin Majoy lock up in a collar & elbow tie-up. Cobryn twists his arm. He takes another wring on his wrist.
Cobryn flips Majoy on to his back with a judo throw. He applies an armscissors. He bends Justin's arm over his leg, making Majoy kick his feet into the mat in pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn releases a leg and whacks Majoy in the face with a few kicks. Majoy rolls Cobryn over onto his stomach, and applies a crippler crossface.
Phil Blauer: As Cobryn was saying he is 2-0 in Phoenix. Back in July of 2004, he defeated Adrian Tanner Jr. to earn the first shot at the Hardkore World Champion. Then in June 2005 he successfully defended his Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship in a brutal falls count anywhere match.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn hoping to make it three times the charm.
Justin Majoy leans back on Cobryn's arm & head. Cobryn grunts in pain while trying to get to the ropes. Majoy readjust his grip and yanks back on Cobryn's arm
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn rolls over into a cradle!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Justin Majoy releases the crippler crossface)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn applies a wristlock and cranes back on Majoy's arm. He bends the arm behind him and then lifts him up by it!!
Phil Blauer: All of Majoy's 225 pounds are being supported by his elbow!
Cobryn drops him to the mat. He crossface chicken wings him and then back suplexes him onto the back of his head & shoulder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Millennium Suplex!! Cobryn irish whips Majoy into the ropes, but Justin ducks under a clothesline. Majoy counters with a flatliner!
Cobryn rolls onto his side. Majoy goes for a piledriver, but Cobryn backdrops him. Cobryn hammerlocks Justin's arm behind his back and then belly to belly suplexes him onto his own chicken winged arm! Majoy rolls around the mat, clutching his elbow
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn drops a pointed elbow drop to Justin Majoy's throat. He lifts Majoy up into a reverse crucifix and then drops him down to his face with an inverted razor's edge!! The Salty Salty Tears of Justin Majoy!!
Justin Majoy clutches his face and tries to make his way up to his feet. Cobryn presses him over his head but Majoy falls behind Cobryn on his feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy grabs Cobryn and drops an RKO! He bounces into the ropes and leaping elbow drops Cobryn!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Cobryn kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn ducks under a superkick and starts peppering Majoy with jabs to the face. He flips Majoy over his shoulder with an exploder suplex!
Cobryn butterflies his arms and then lifts him up and deposits him back onto his face with a michinoku driver II! Cobryn then lies along the turnbuckles and pretends to sleep
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn seems to be going after Majoy's face.
Phil Blauer: It's his only marketable appendage. Those boxer briefs aren't gonna sell themselves.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn lifts Justin Majoy up and finishes him off with a slingshot suplex known as The Tsunami Effect!
Phil Blauer: Coby has been gone a while. He has to update his offensive move names. Next he's gonna be unleashing the Shoe Bomb.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Justin Majoy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn slaps the mat in frustration and half nelsons Majoy. But Justin elbows his way out of it. He reverses with a rock bottom called Brightside!
The fans pop a little. Justin Majoy draws off their energy and demands Cobryn get up. He irish whips Cobryn into the ropes and catches him on the way back with a black hole slam
Guillermo O'Bannon: Scrapbuster!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Cobryn kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Justin Majoy DDTs Cobryn and climbs up to the top turnbuckle from inside of the ring. He backflips into a moonsault but Cobryn puts his knees up!! Cobryn fireman's carries Majoy up and delivers Majoy's own FU on him!!
Phil Blauer: Diss!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Justin Majoy kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn gets up and walks right into a superkick!
Phil Blauer: The upside of having an FU as your finisher is that at least if someone uses it on you, it doesn't hurt very much.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy butterflies Cobryn's arms, but Cobryn backdrops him. He straightjacket suplexes him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Justin Majoy gets his arm free)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn irish whips Majoy into the ropes and then drops him on his face again with a flapjack!
The fans boo. Cobryn leans over the rope and points one kid out and says "You wanna do something about it, fat boy? I'll slap the crisco out of you. When you masturbate, it's a threesome." Justin Majoy sneaks up behind him and t-bone suplexes him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Majoy irish whips Cobryn into the turnbuckles and follows him in with a huracanrana, but Cobryn reverses it with a ligerbomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Cobryn releases Majoy)
Phil Blauer: Diss!
Cobryn motions to the audience that it's not time yet. He sits Majoy on the top turnbuckle. Cobryn climbs up to the second rope with his back towards Majoy. He lifts him up in an inverted crucifix, then drops down into a stunner
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stabler!! Cobryn applies an inverted facelock. He adjusts Majoy's arms and locks them in a double chicken wing, linking his hands under Majoy's back. Cobryn lifts him up and drops him back down on the back of their head in a modified reverse DDT while keeping arms locked!! The Answer 2005!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
"No Quarter" by Led Zeppelin plays and the fans boo. Cobryn stands up and demands that Ron Reid lift his arm in victory. Reid dutifully does and then Cobryn rips it away
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 8 minutes 33 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...COBRYN!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn makes quick work of Justin Majoy!
Cobryn motions with his finger "that's one down"
Guillermo O'Bannon: It seems his bizarre war with the Future World Order is going to continue at the Irish Rage in Belfast!
Phil Blauer: Is it me or are Yuku Shiro and Pat Bozzini in cahoots?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I think it's obvious, Phil. I think Pat is forgetting that Yuku Shiro could just as easily go for Pat's Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship. But Yuku's got alot on her hands to deal with as it is. Recently our women's division has gotten hotter than Phil's car.
Phil Blauer: Hey, we raced for pinks.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I wasn't even in my car yet.
Phil Blauer: Boone!
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (flips to page 371 in the Street Racing Rulebook) "The first rule of Street Racing...THERE ARE NO RULES!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's on page 371? What's up until then?
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: A foreword by Vin Diesal.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Either way, the women's division's newest free agent is "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman. She is an accomplished roller derby player & grappler of the past few years, and now wants a shot at Yuku Shiro's Hardkore World Women's Championship, the oldest Women's title in the World. But first she has to get through former Canadian Women's Champion Jane Tyrra.
"Without Me" by Eminem hits and the Cox Arena cheers. Jane Tyrra walks out to even more cheers. Her boyfriend, Miester, walks out behind her. He's blown back by boos as a few people continue to cheer for Tyrra. The crowd now cheers for Jane Tyrra as she enters the ring and raises her arms. On the outside, Miester flips off the crowd, drawing more boos to him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra recently won a big match to end her feud with EAW Women's Champion Shanna in an I Respect You Match in Phoenix. Tonight she wants to pick up a win over Kauffman so she can get a match with Yuku Shiro sometime down the line.
Phil Blauer: Tyrra is one of the hottest girls in the ring right now.
Yolanda Ando: Jane Tyrra wears long black tights with a blue stripe on each side, and a blue tanktop. She also wears a necklace around her neck, with an 'M' pendant attached to it, as a show of love for her boyfriend Miester.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Miester; from Chicago, Illinois; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 160 pounds...JANE TYRRA!!!"
The crowd cheers. "No Reason" by Sum 41 plays and the audience cheers. "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman steps through the curtain on roller skates. She surveys her new audience then skates down to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman is I think the first wrestler to ever skate down to a ring!
Phil Blauer: What about Johnny Ace & Shane Douglas, the Dynamic Dudes?
Guillermo O'Bannon: They just carried their skateboards. She has been training to be a wrestler ever since she was thirteen years old being trained her father, "The Legend" Ted Kauffman. Ted Kauffman was killed in a car accident when Amanda was only fifteen. When Amanda graduated from high school she joined the IFWF until she became pregnant with her daughter Michelle. Amanda then went to the CWF and did very well in that promotion. She came to the Women's World Wrestling League and had much success in the promotion. She later joined 3WL's sister fed, Divas Unleashed and has pretty good success there too.
Phil Blauer: I would have gone another way than "Habanero" Amanda Kauffman. The Mexican Jew thing is an interesting way to reach out to two very large wrestling contingents at the same time. But it's not gonna move many t-shirts. Think about it. She's got two kids, right?
Guillermo O'Bannon: (checks his index card) Yeah, she has a five year old daughter Michelle and her two year old foster son Ryan.
Phil Blauer: "MILF" Amanda Kauffman! It's a marketing bonanza! "I'm a MILF" & "Got MILF?" t-shirts. I'm just riffin here.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, Phil. But recently Amanda decided to move to Austin, Texas after watching the A&E show Rollergirls...
Phil Blauer: She joined The Roller Derby because of a reality show? Let's hope she doesn't watch Dog The Bounty Hunter. Cause I got warrants.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Either way, she's an amazing competitor. She's a two time Champions Wrestling Federation United States Women's champion, two time CWF Women's World Champion and a three time Women's World Wrestling League All Pacific champion. Now let's go to our fashion reporter, Yolanda.
Yolanda Ando: Amanda Kauffman is on fire, literally! She has on a cute black one piece swimsuit with a fire design. Her black wrestling boots have a fire design, with black elbow pads and black knee pads. Looks like she's ready to burn the competition...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Thank you Yolanda,...
Yolanda Ando: Or smoke her opponent...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, we get it Yolanda.
Yolanda Ando: Too bad she didn't come down to the Bee Gees cause this would be a disco inferno!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Alright, Yolanda.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent, from Austin, Texas; Standing 5 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 135 pounds; Making her Hardkore Debut...'HABANERO' AMANDA KAUFFMAN!!!"
The audience cheers. Mike Peters signals for the bell and Kauffman & Tyrra circle one another. They lock up in a collar & elbow tie-up
Phil Blauer: It must be hard to wrestle in skates. I know it's hard cook with them, which is the reason why I'm not allowed back to work at Benihana's
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman skates quickly at her and clotheslines Jane Tyrra! She skates back and then gets a good amount of speed before backflipping into a shooting star press!!
Phil Blauer: Come on Peters, she has skates on! That has to be illegal. The Harlem Globetrotters aren't even allowed to do that!
Mike Peters demands Kauffman remove her skates. She rolls her eyes and detatches the wheels from her boots. She asks Mike, "Are you happy?" Peters responds "Not since my wife left me. But it's nice to just talk to a lady."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman and Jane Tyrra lock up in a collar & elbow tie-up. Amanda Kauffman takes her over into a hiptoss. She goes for a suplex, but Tyrra blocks it with her leg. She counters with a snap suplex.
Tyrra wraps up Kauffman's legs but before she can turn her over into a sharpshooter, Kauffman rakes her eyes with her nails
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman irish whips Tyrra into the ropes and then flips her over in a flying head scissors takedown! She waits for Tyrra to get to her feet and then catches her on the button with a picture perfect dropkick!
The San Diego audience applauds. Tyrra ducks under a uraken spinning back punch, and scoops her up. Jane drops her on her knee with a backbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra irish whips Kauffman into the ropes, and then hits her with a flying body press!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra pulls Kauffman up into a powerbomb, but Amanda spins around on her shoulders, and then flips over into a victory roll!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman lifts Tyrra's arm up and then hits her with a swift kick to her chest. She then applies a bearhug.
Amanda Kauffman grips her wrist into the small of Tyrra's back. Tyrra lets out a cry of pain as Kauffman tries to squeeze the life out of her. Mike Peters asks Tyrra if she wants to submit but she refuses
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra punches her way out of the bearhug. She irish whips Kauffman into the ropes and then takes her out with a spinning heel kick!
Tyrra grabs Kauffman by the legs and turns her over into a boston crab. She leans back with Amanda's feet in her arms, and yells "Ask her!" Dutifully, Mike Peters checks in with Kauffman who refuses to tap out. On the outside, Miester yells "Come on, babe. Let's hurry this up!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra plants her feet and yanks back on Kauffman's legs. Then she releases the boston crab and textbook suplexes her in the center of the ring.
Tyrra pulls Kauffman up but Amanda ducks under neath a punch, and atomic drops her into the turnbuckles. When she bounces back, Kauffman chicken wing suplexes her
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman applies an armbar. She sticks her knee into the ball of Tyrra's shoulder and clamps down on her elbow. Jane works her way to her feet but Kauffman hangs on to her arm.
Kauffman drops down with a code red armbreaker! Tyrra rolls around clutching her shoulder. She kicks her feet into the canvas in pain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman lifts Tyrra up into a powerbomb, but Tyrra reverses it into a huracanrana! She irish whips Kauffman into the ropes and drill her into the mat with a sidewalk slam!
Jane Tyrra shakes her arm out a little and then bounces into the ropes. She diving legdrops Kauffman
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra irish whips Amanda Kauffman into the ropes and nearly takes her head off with a clothesline! She front facelocks Tyrra but Kauffman backdrops her. Kauffman delivers a stunner!
The audience cheers. Amanda Kauffman takes a swing at Tyrra, but Jane ducks. She german suplexes Amanda
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman kips up to her feet and spins into a uraken punch that knocks Tyrra over the ropes to the floor!
Jane Tyrra falls awkwardly and lands on the concrete Cox Arena floor. She tries to re-enter the ring, but Amanda Kauffman's waiting for her with a baseball slide kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman rolls out of the ring, and lifts her up into a fireman's carry. But Tyrra falls behind her onto her feet. Jane cracks Kauffman in the ear with a superkick!
Jane Tyrra rolls back into the ring and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. She waits for Kauffman to get to her feet, and then leaps off. She catches Kauffman with a huracanrana on the concrete!! The San Diego fans erupt with cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra rolls Kauffman back into the ring. She climbs up to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a moonsault but Kauffman puts her knees up into Tyrra's stomach!
Jane Tyrra staggers around and doesn't see Kauffman coming with a flying body press
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman pulls Tyrra's head into her legs and then twists her neck. She applies an abdominal stretch, pulling back on that arm & shoulder she was working on earlier.
Mike Peters checking in to see if Tyrra wants to submit, but she shakes her head. Kauffman plants her foot and leans back on the abdominal stretch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra hiptosses Kauffman to get out of the submission hold. She drives Amanda's face into the canvas with an X factor! She climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes flying off with a 747 splash!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra twists up Kauffman's legs and turns her over into a sharpshooter! She sits low on the bridge trying to break Kauffman's back.
Phil Blauer: Jane Tyrra has been known to wear down the back and did just that tonight. She wore her down with a boston crab, sidewalk slam, backbreaker, and suplexes. Now she's trying to cash in.
Kauffman cries out in pain as Tyrra leans back on the scorpion deathlock. Peters asks Habanero if she wants to tap out over & over but she continually refuses. Miester screams in Kauffman's face "Give it up! Give it up, bitch, it's over!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman crawls over to the ropes and grabs onto the bottom rope. Mike Peters makes Tyrra break the sharpshooter. Jane irish whips Kauffman into the ropes, but Amanda comes back with a flying leg lariot!
The fans come alive. Kauffman pops her in the mouth with a shotei palm strike. She inverted facelocks Jane's head and climbs to the second turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman hops off with a tornado reverse DDT!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman turns her over into a boston crab of her own. She cranes back on her legs, putting alot of pressure on her lower back.
Jane Tyrra reaches out for Miester who keeps saying "Hang on, baby! You can do it! Just get to them ropes!" Kauffman switches it up into a liontamer version
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra finally gets to the ropes and Kauffman has to break the boston crab. Amanda irish whips Tyrra into the ropes and then goes for a cross body block, but Jane catches her and powerslams her!
Tyrra runs into the ropes and leaping elbow drops Kauffman. She rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. She slides it into the ring and then climbs in herself. She drags Kauffman into the corner, leaning against the bottom turnbuckle. Tyrra leans the chair against Amanda's face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra climbs up to the top turnbuckle and then leaps off, dropkicking the chair into Kauffman's face!!
The fans let out a loud pop. Jane Tyrra front facelocks her and climbs to the second turnbuckle. She comes off with a tornado DDT on the chair
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra irish whips Kauffman into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana but Amanda reverses it into a samurai driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman sits Tyrra up on the top turnbuckle and then climbs up to the second rope. Tyrra cracks her with a couple of punches and then hits a side effect off the second rope!! Tyrra Effect!
Phil Blauer: What a match!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra grabs two handfuls of Kauffman's hair and pulls her to her feet. Kauffman karate chops her in the neck. She grabs her with a 3/4 facelock and runs up the ropes into a sliced bread #2!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman irish whips her into the ropes, dips down for a backdrop and Tyrra double underhook DDTs her!
Jane Tyrra catches her breath and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. She leaps off into a frog splash
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kauffman ducks out of the way of a leg drop. Amanda lifts Jane's arm and hits her with a heart punch. She lifts Tyrra up in a human torture rack, then flips her over onto her head with a burning hammer!!
Phil Blauer: Her classes with Keiko Nakamura are paying dividends.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman applies a body scissors to Tyrra's midsection.
Phil Blauer: This is a great move in the respect that it tires your opponent out at a critical stage, and then hampers their future attempts to get new air. Plus it looks totally hot when those two do it.
Miester pounds the apron trying to get the audience to clap along, but they just boo him. Kauffman tightens her grip around Jane's kidneys with those strong trunk-like legs
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters asks Jane Tyrra if she's ready to tap. Mike gets his answer when Tyrra punches her way out of the body vice. She butterflies Kauffman's arms and lifts her up into an angel's wings onto her face & chest!!
The crowd cheers and Jane Tyrra climbs to the top turnbuckle, she backflips into a moonsault that she hits this time
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra whips her leg around in a spinning toe hold and then drops down into a figure four leglock.
Phil Blauer: This is the move that made her most hated enemy, Shanna begrudingly say "I respect you" in their match in Phoenix!
Amanda Kauffman sits up and falls back over & over in pain. Mike Peters asks if she submits and she grabs his shirt in frustration and agony. Kauffman shakes her head and Tyrra clamps down harder on her twisted legs
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman finally turns the figure four over into an inverted indian deathlock! Jane Tyrra quickly grabs the ropes and Peters makes Manda break the deathlock. Tyrra is the first to her feet, and takes a swing at her but Kauffman ducks. She runs Tyrra into the ropes and then rolls back into a japanese leg roll crush!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: She drops Tyrra on her head with a death valley driver! While Tyrra is still sitting, Amanda Kauffman applies up into an abdominal stretch with an inverted facelock. Better knowns as a stretch plum.
Yolanda Ando: I had a plum pullover once that was so comfy that I left over Phil's house (Phil & Guillermo look at her. Phil looks uncomfortable) Just sayin, I miss it.
Phil Blauer: I forgot my new girlfriend's birthday and gave it to her on the fly.
Yolanda Ando: That was mine!
Phil Blauer: Hey! It was her birthday and there it was, dropped out of the sky! What was I supposed to do, remember her birthday?
The Cox Arena cheers. Amanda Kauffman readjusts her grip and pulls back on Tyrra's head & arm. Peters checks in to see if she wants to tap, but Jane lets out a muffled refusal
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra tries to escape the stretch plum, but Kauffman has it locked in tight. She tags Jane with a few crossfaces, and then lifts her up into an island driver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Jane Tyrra kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman places her knee on the shins of Jane Tyrra's crossed legs and applies pressure to her knees. Kauffman puts one arm behind Jane's neck and reaches under both of her arms, locking Tyrra's arms behind her back. An indian deathlock with a reverse full nelson!
Phil Blauer: It's as painful to look at as it is to say!
Amanda Kauffman applies pressure by pushing Jane Tyrra's neck forward. She rocks back on Tyrra's crossed legs to cause even more pain. Miester jumps on the apron to distract Mike Peters so he can't see his girlfriend tap out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman releases the indian deathlock and gets up to see what the commotion is. Tyrra knees her in the kidneys and then powerbombs her!
The fans boo. But Jane Tyrra quiets them when she climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra lifts Kauffman up on her shoulder and then runs into the center of the ring with a Tyrra Bomb!! She climbs to the top turnbuckle and then flips into a Windy North swanton!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Amanda Kauffman gets her shoulder up)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra irish whips Kauffman, but she reverses it and shoots Jane into the ropes. She catches her coming back with an emerald frosion brainbuster!!
The crowd is deafening. She chicken wings Tyrra, but Tyrra back elbows her in the face. She lifts Kauffman up into a powerbomb, but then rolls through into an X factor
Guillermo O'Bannon: Show of Love!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Amanda Kauffman kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Tyrra slaps the mat in frustration after Kauffman kicks out of her finisher!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tyrra climbs to the top rope and comes off with a big splash, but there's no water in the pool! Amanda Kauffman grabs her with a double chicken wing!
Phil Blauer: Now we see why she wanted to work down those arms in the beginning of this match. At the time it seemed, I dunno...weird.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman pulls up on both of Tyrra's wrists, trying to hyperextend her elbows. Mike Peters checking in and it looks as though this could be it!
Jane Tyrra is screaming bloody murder as Kauffman tries to break both of her arms. Miester jumps up on the apron again and tries to distract Peters. Kauffman runs Jane Tyrra facefirst into Miester's face and they butt heads
Guillermo O'Bannon: While Jane Tyrra is sitting, Kauffman places her leg behind Tyrra's neck so that the back of her knee is on Jane's neck. Kauffman lies on her side and reaches under their shin of the leg and applies her sleeper! She's forcing Tyrra's head down with her leg while squeezing her neck with her arms.
The crowd cheers as Tyrra is tied up like a pretzel. Mike Peters asks her if she wants to tap and she refuses. Amanda Kauffman clamps down around her neck and pushes her neck forward with her leg and finally Tyrra has to tap out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra taps out to Amanda Kauffman's brutal submission hold!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 21 minutes 43 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...AMANDA KAUFFMAN!!!"
"No Reason" by Sum 41 plays and the audience lets out a huge pop. Mike Peters raises Kauffman's arm in victory as she soaks in the cheers of the San Diego audience. She wipes her sweat drenched hair back and climbs to the second rope to celebrate as Sum 41 continues to play through the Cox Arena
Guillermo O'Bannon: Amanda Kauffman Jane Tyrra battle for over twenty minutes in a brilliant match, but it's the veteran Amanda Kauffman that scores her first win in Hardkore World. Jane Tyrra has a chance to gain some revenge when they all battle in a hell in a cell cage in an elimination match to decide the number one contender to Yuku Shiro's Hardkore World Women's Championship at next month's Irish Rage in Belfast 2006.
Amanda Kauffman puts her skates back on and skates down the aisleway, slapping the fans' hands along the way
Guillermo O'Bannon: We're gonna keep the ball rolling with our red-hot women's division. In Phoenix, three time champion Tamara Sanchez lost her Hardkore World Women's title to Yuku Shiro. Tonight she wants to get back on the winning path before her Ambulance Match with Yuku Shiro at Irish Rage in Belfast 2006.
The lights in the Cox Arena start to flicker, red and blue pyro explodes. "Always" by Saliva hits and a spotlight points on Tamara Sanchez standing in the entrance. The spotlight drives up her body, and past her gold belt while she performs the Clique sign. She runs down the ramp, sliding into the ring where she jumps up the top turnbuckle and flips off the audience before backflipping into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy was not happy when Yuku Shiro burned through the Women's ranks, waltzed in and took her title. She wants to get that belt back and become a four time champion by putting Yuku in an ambulance in Belfast. But first she has to get through the Future World Order's "The Bad Bitch" Jessie.
Phil Blauer: Tammy should take this chick's nickname if she wins.
Yolanda Ando: Tammy is wearing black hot pants and a red top with spaghetti sleeves, appropriately saying "BITCH" on the front in black letters & red boots.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from New York City; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
The Cox Arena boos. Then "We Be Burnin" by Sean Paul hits as the boos get louder. Huge red pyro explodes as Jess walks out, flipping off the crowd. Big Mark Evans, Mr. Dean, and Johnny Parker follow behind her. She slides into the ring and raises her arms
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jess lost her debut match to Mo in Phoenix in a close one. Tonight she has a huge mountain to climb with the three time Hardkore World Women's Champion Tamara Sanchez, but if she can beat her, it'll skyrocket her to the top of Yuku Shiro's contenders.
Yolanda Ando: "The Bad Bitch" wears a short tan skirt and a black t-shirt with a Batista-style 'B' on the front.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent, accompanied to the ring by The Future World Order; Hailing from Washington D.C.; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 132 pounds; Also making her Hardkore Debut...'THE BAD BITCH' JESS!!!"
The fans boo. Jess turns around into a mighty spear from Tamara Sanchez!! Ron Reid signals for the bell for the match to begin
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez irish whips Jess into the ropes but The Bad Bitch comes back with a clothesline!
Jess headlocks Sanchez and goes for a bulldog, but Tammy pushes her off into the turnbuckles. Jess staggers back out into an angle slam by Sanchez
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy scoops her up and drops her on her head with a michinoku driver I!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Jess gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara waistlocks Jess, but The Bad Bitch back elbows her in the face. She textbook suplexes Sanchez. Jess runs into the ropes and leaping elbow drops her.
Sanchez ducks under a chick kick, and counters with a spin kick of her own! Tammy front facelocks Jess and climbs up on the second turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez hops off into a tornado DDT! She grabs Jess by the foot and turns her around into a spinning toe hold. She unwraps her leg and then swings around into another spinning toe hold.
Sanchez wrenches Jess' leg again, but Jess grabs her by her head and inside cradles her
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Tamara Sanchez kicks her out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Bad Bitch" Jess DDTs Tammy! She bounces into the ropes and leg drops the back of her head.
Jess pulls Tammy up into a half nelson and then drops her on her head with a t-bone suplex! Jess irish whips Sanchez into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tammy comes back with a scissors kick to Jess' chest! She reverse DDTs Jess!
Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Jess to get to her feet. She leaps off with a flying body press
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jess kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez german suplexes her!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jess rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez front facelocks her and steps up to the second turnbuckle. She comes off with a tornado DDT but Jess turns it into a spinebuster!
The fans boo. The Bad Bitch Jessie vertical suplexes Tammy, then impaler DDTs her! She pulls her up and irish whips her into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Bad Bitch Jess catches her with a sidewalk slam!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jess double underhooks her arms but Tammy backdrops her. She grabs Jess from behind with a chinlock and then drops down into an orton backbreaker!
Tamara Sanchez irish whips Jess into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana but Jess catches her by her legs and powerbombs her! The San Diego crowd boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jess goes for a piledriver but Tammy backdrops her. Sanchez lifts her up in a fireman's carry and then drops back into a samoan drop!
Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a flying thez press
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jess gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jess gets to her feet and takes Tammy out of her boots with a spear! She scoops Tamara Sanchez up and drops her into a backbreaker.
Jess climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Tammy shakes the ropes and crotches her on the top turnbuckle. Sanchez climbs to the second turnbuckle and DDTs her!! The Cox Arena rocks with boos
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez wraps up Jess' legs and turns her over into a scorpion deathlock. She leans back with Jess' feet in her arms, bending her spine backwards.
Jess cries out in pain. Ron Reid checks in to see if she wants to tap out. Jess shakes her head and crawls over towards the rope. Tammy drags her back to the center of the ring and applies a texas cloverleaf. The Bad Bitch screams in both frustration and agony
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez rocks back on the cloverleaf trying to hurt Jess' knee & back. Jess again trying crawl to the ropes and is gaining some ground. Inch by inch, until she grabs the bottom rope! Reid forces Tammy to break the texas cloverleaf. Sanchez goes for a german suplex, but Jess reverses it into a bulldog!
"The Bad Bitch" Jess drops Tammy facefirst into the mat with an unprettier! She quickly capitalizes into an STF! Jess clamps down on Sanchez's windpipe and pulls up on her head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jess thrashes Sanchez's head from side to side trying to make her tap. Ron Reid asks Tammy if she wants to give up but she's not giving it up yet. Tamara grabs the bottom rope and gets out of the STF. Jess pulls her up for a powerbomb, but Tammy takes her over with a huracanrana!
Phil Blauer: Works both ways.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez inverted facelocks Jess, and then whips her around into a test drive! She climbs to the top turnbuckles and then corkscrews into a spiral tap!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jess gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez drops down into a figure four. Jess is in total agony! She sits up and falls back over & over in pain.
Jess refuses to tap out and Sanchez clamps down on her twisted legs. Jess crawls over and grabs the rope. Ron Reid makes Tamara Sanchez release the figure four. Tammy irish whips Jess into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez ducks down for a backdrop but Jess double underhooks her arms. Tigerdriver '91!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez claps his legs together on Jess' head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jess inverted facelocks Tammy, and then drops down into an eye of the hurricane!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez gets to her feet and gets knocked out with a chick kick! Jess pulls her up and piledrives her!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jess goes for a suplex, but Tammy blocks it with her leg. Sanchez counters with a fisherman's suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jess kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez runs into the ropes, hops onto the middle of the second rope and backflips into a lionsault but Jess puts her knees up! She double underhook piledrives Tammy!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sanchez rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. Tamara Sanchez DDTs Jess and then climbs to the top rope and backflips into a shooting star press known as the 7 Year Inch!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
The fans boo and "Alive" by Saliva plays and Tamara Sanchez raises her arm
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez goes to Irish Rage in Belfast to try and regain her Hardkore World Championship...by putting Yuku Shiro in the hospital.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is a preivew of a couple of matches at Irish Rage in Belfast 2006. Vindication will be wrestling Johnny Parker in a straightjacket match. "The Unlucky One" 13 is gonna be linked in the first ever threeway chain match with Miester & Big Mark Evans. Kieran O'Shea will team with Mr. Psycho to take on Mr. Dean & Justin Majoy. They'll try and fire the first shot when "The Unlucky One" 13 and Vindication team up with newcomer Kieran O'Shea in a six man tag team match against The Future World Order.
"Hustler's Ambition" by 50 Cent plays as the lights go out. Purple lights come up as 13 walks out, a cloak hiding his face. Vindication comes out to a series of fireworks and pyro. Keiran O'Shean makes his way down the steps as he then moves through the crowd. O'Shea hops over the barricade as he makes his way to the ring apron. 13 has the UPW Tag Title over his left shoulder and the UPW Hardcore Title on his right shoulder. 13 walks up the steel steps and raises his arms. Vindication storms down to the ring focused on the job at hand. He enters the ring and acknowledges the fans whilst jumping up and down in preparation. Kieran gets on the ring apron and smiles cockily at the San Diego crowd as they boo him out of the Cox Arena. 13 enters the ring and raises his arms. He has three fingers up. Then, he removes the cloak and sits in a corner. O'Shea then steps inside the ring and climbs to the top rope where he smiles evilly at the crowd as he points to himself with his two thumbs. Swiftly, O'Shea jumps off of the turnbuckle and he points to the crowd extending his arms as he generates lots of heat from the crowd. Suddenly, Kieran pulls back his arm quickly as he points to himself using his two thumbs, as fireworks go off all over the arena
Guillermo O'Bannon: These three have never teamed before, hell, they've never even met. But tonight they join forces to try and send a message to the Future World Order?
Phil Blauer: Still, they need a name. For tonight, they are the Gothy Roid Irish Express.
Yolanda Ando: Vindication wears medium-length black tights with Vindication written in red lettering down each leg. 13 wears long black jeans and a black tanktop. To the ring 13 wears a long black cloak with the hood covering his face. The UPW Tag Title is on his left shoulder and the UPW Hardcore Title is on his right shoulder. Kieran O'Shea has on some green tights with a white shamrock on the front and "O'Shea" on the ass in white cursive lettering.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following six man tag team match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 310 pounds...VINDICATION!!! And from The Darkest Shadows of New York City; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 200 pounds; He is The Current UPW Hardore Champion and One Half of the UPW World Tag Team Champions...'THE UNLUCKY ONE' 13!!! From Cork, Ireland; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 223 pounds; Making his Hardkore Debut...KIERAN O'SHEA!!!"
The San Diego fans cheer. "Line in the Sand" by Motorhead plays and Johnny Parker and "The Bad Bitch" Jess walk out first. Then Mr. Dean runs out to boos. Next, Mark Evans walks out from behind the curtain and the crowd gives him a powerful booing ovation as Evans raises his right arm while trying to ignore the fans. Justin walks out to a booing crowd. He flips them off before running down to, and sliding in, the ring. He raises his arms to more boos, then Marks Evans gets into the ring and raises his arms to more heat. Mr. Dean flips off the fans before running to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Future World Order haven't been having a good night so far. Justin Majoy was destroyed by Cobryn and then "The Bad Bitch" Jess was soundly defeated by Tamara Sanchez. This match is a way to not only go out tonight with a win but also send a message to these three that the Future World Order will defeat them in Northern Ireland.
Phil Blauer: This match should have more messages than a 14 year old girl's computer.
Yolanda Ando: You should know. Johnny Parker wears long blue jeans and a gold tanktop. Big Mark Evans wears long red tights with the straps coming up over each shoulder. Mr. Dean wears long light blue pants with a white line down each side.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And their opponents, accompanied to the ring by "The Bad Bitch" Jess & Justin Majoy; First from Parts Unknown, Florida; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 200 pounds...MR. DEAN!! From Salisbury, Maryland; Standing an amazing 7 feet tall; Weighing 255 pounds...BIG MARK EVANS!! From Miami, Florida; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 240 pounds...JOHNNY PARKER!! They are the FUTURE WORLD ORDER!!!"
The San Diego fans boo. Johnny Parker & Kieran O'Shea start off. O'Shea & Parker lock up in a collar & elbow tie-up
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea grabs an armbar. He wrenches up on Parker's shoulder. Parker grabs O'Shea's hair, but Peters makes him let go. Johnny uses his armbarred arm to scoop him up and drop him on his knee with a backbreaker.
Parker turns him over into a boston crab. He sits back on O'Shea's legs and back. Kieran O'Shea reaches out for the ropes but is to far away. Parker plants his feet and pulls back on the boston crab
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea powers out of the boston crab! Both men get to their feet and O'Shea catches with an STO!
Kieran O'Shea double underhooks Parker's arms, but Johnny backdrops him. He catches O'Shea under his chin with a superkick! He tags in Big Mark Evans, who headbutts O'Shea
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans irish whips Kieran O'Shea into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop, but O'Shea drills him into the mat with a DDT! He applies an abdominal stretch on the seven footer!
Kieran O'Shea leans back on Evans' arm, trying to plant his foot but he's too tall. Mike Peters checks in to see if Evans wants to give up. But Evans hiptosses O'Shea over. He grabs O'Shea into a bearhug
Phil Blauer: Evans trying to squash O'Shea like an Irish bug.
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea biting, scratching, and clawing but nothing is working on the big man as he continues to constrict his breathing. Evans flips him over his shoulder in a northern lights suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Kieran O'Shea gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans tags in Mr. Dean. Evans irish whips Kieran O'Shea into the ropes and Dean & Evans double clothesline him. Mr. Dean scoops O'Shea up and bodyslams him.
Phil Blauer: Mr. Dean hoping to do some damage to Kieran O'Shea before he gets in front of his countrymen.
The San Diego fans boo Mr. Dean. He scoops O'Shea up and delivers another backbreaker. He bounces into the ropes but O'Shea rolls out of the way of an elbow drop
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea clotheslines Mr. Dean! He irish whips Dean into the ropes and then drills him into the mat with a spinebuster!
The fans cheer. O'Shea butterflies his arms and lifts Dean up into a double underhook backbreaker! He tags in Vindication. Vindication comes in like a house on fire, nearly taking Dean's head off with a clothesline
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication comes after him with a second clothesline but Mr. Dean ducks and german suplexes him!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Vindication rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dean irish whips Vindication into the ropes and then comes at him with a flying body press, but Vindication catches him with a powerslam!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Mr. Dean kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication goes for a DDT, but Mr. Dean reverses with a spinebuster! Dean goes for a suplex, but Vindication becomes dead weight. He reverses with a brainbuster!
The Cox Arena roars. Vindication tags in "The Unlucky One" 13. Vindication lifts him up into a piledriver while 13 climbs to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Spike piledriver!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Johnny Parker stomps the back of 13's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: While 13 & Johnny Parker brawl, Dean sneaks up on him with a reverse DDT! He follows up with a leg drop, but 13 rolls out of the way. 13 smells blood and quickly capitalizes with an inverted indian deathlock, known as the 13 Deathlock.
13 leans back on Dean's crossed legs. Mike Peters checks in to see if Mr. Dean wants to submit. Dean shakes his head, so 13 falls back on his legs again. Vindication reaches out and grabs 13's hand to increase the pressure
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Dean crawls over and grabs the bottom rope and forces 13 to break the 13 Deathlock. 13 pulls him up and drops him with a textbook suplex.
13 pulls Dean up by the hair, but Dean ducks a right hand and back suplexes him. He irish whips 13 into the FWO corner. Big Mark Evans holds 13 by the throat while Mr. Dean rams several shoulders into his stomach. Dean tags in Johnny Parker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Dean irish whips 13 into the ropes and Johnny Parker lays him out with a leg lariot! Parker half nelsons 13 and then drops him onto his head with a t-bone suplex!
The San Diego fans boo and jeer Johnny Parker. Parker climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press but 13 rolls out of the way!! The jeers turn to cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 full nelsons Parker and drops back into a 13-plex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Johnny Parker gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 maintains the full nelson and flips into a cattle mutilation!
Phil Blauer: The Unlucky 113's putting all that pressure on Parker's neck & shoulders!
Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Unlucky One" 13 maintaining a perfect bridge...but Mr. Dean runs in and stomps 13's exposed stomach! Peters shoos Dean back to his corner, but Parker's back in control. Johnny Parker takes a wild swing but "The Unlucky One" 13 german suplexes him!
13 german suplexes him a second time, then pulls him up into a waistlock for a third! 13 tags in Kieran O'Shea. O'Shea runs in and pumphandle slams him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea applies a sleeper hold on Johnny Parker! He thrashes Parker's head from side to side, as Parker begins to get rubbery legs. Peters tests his arm, but Parker keeps his arm up. O'Shea clamps down harder.
Johnny Parker drops to his knees, shooting the top of his head into O'Shea's chin. Kieran staggers around, dazed, and walks right into an unprettier
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker gut wrench powerbombs O'Shea!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea claps his legs together on Parker's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Parker irish whips O'Shea but Kieran reverses it and shoots him into the ropes. O'Shea tiltawhirl slams Parker!
O'Shea tags in Vindication. They double clothesline Parker! The fans cheer. Vindication leg drops Parker
Phil Blauer: Vindication getting his hands on the man who wants to put him in a straightjacket in Northern Ireland. Try scratching your balls in one of those things.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication scoops up Parker and drops him into a backbreaker. He waistlocks Johnny, but Parker back elbows him in the face. Parker goes a go behind and applies a crossface chicken wing. He flips Vindication onto his head in a Millenniumplex!!
Johnny Parker flips over into a cattle mutilation. He rocks to & fro on Vindication's head & arms. Vindication screams out his refusals to submit. Parker pulls him up into a double underhook and drives his face into the mat with an angel's wings
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vindication kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker tags in Big Mark Evans. Evans inverted atomic drops Vindication. Evans grabs him by the throat and drops him on his knee with a Chokebreaker!
The San Diego crowd boos and then chants "BIG ASS MARK! BIG ASS MARK! BIG ASS MARK! BIG ASS MARK! BIG ASS MARK!" Big Mark Evans walks over to the ropes and challenges a few fans to get in the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mark Evans turns around into a spear by Vindication! He runs into the ropes, leaps in the air and brings down an elbow on Mark's massive chest!
The Cox Arena is cheering Vindication, who flexes for them. He grabs a dragon sleeper. He bends Evans' head back, and Mike Peters asks him if he wants to submit
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters lifts Big Mark Evans' arm up but he keeps it up there, so Vindication tags in "The Unlucky One" 13. 13 takes over with a cobra clutch. He presses down on the back of Evans' neck, while pulling back on his wrist.
Phil Blauer: During their six man elimination match, The Unlucky 113 and Big Mark Evans teamed up to eliminate Justin Majoy. Former tag team partners, now...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Actually they were never tag team partners.
Phil Blauer: What? (covers his mic) But last time you said...
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah, 13 told me they were never a tag team. I got it wrong.
Phil Blauer: Oh. OH! So the great Guillermo finally gets something wrong. Mark the date!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, Phil...
Phil Blauer: No, no. I'm gonna enjoy this. I gotta write this down. Like the time I thought Bobby Lashley was Wayne Brady, next time I can say "Hey, The Unlucky 113 and Mark Evans weren't partners."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok, Phil...
Phil Blauer: Or the time I thought lesbians were marsupials, I can say "Hey, The Unlucky 113 and Mark Evans weren't partners."
Guillermo O'Bannon: 13 thrashes Evans' head from side to side...
Phil Blauer: Or the time I said we would be greeted as liberators?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans gets to his feet and backs 13 into the corner! He lifts 13 onto his shoulders with an electric chair. He drops 13 facefirst onto the turnbuckle!
Phil Blauer: That was from seven feet up! He now knows what it's like to be Big Mark Evans' dandruff.
Yolanda Ando: I'm curious, did that sound less gross in your head?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Mark Evans presses 13 over his head, but 13 drops to his feet behind him. He german suplexes Evans! He sits on Evans' back with a camel clutch.
Phil Blauer: The Unlucky 113 would be well advised to injure Big Mark's big neck so he could use that chain on it in Belfast.
"The Unlucky One" 13 sits back on Evans' back, his fingers locked underneath Mark's chin. Evans' reaches out for the ropes but 13 jumps up and sits on his back! He reaches out and tags in Kieran O'Shea
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea takes over the camel clutch and then "The Unlucky One" 13 texas cloverleaf's his legs! They're bending Big Mark in half! They've got a five count to break it! But Johnny Parker runs in and cracks Kieran O'Shea in the head with a shining wizard kick to break it!
The San Diego fans boo. Mike Peters forces 13 to return to his corner. Big Mark Evans grabs a stunned O'Shea by the throat and chokeslams him two inches into the mat
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea rolls out of the way of a leg drop! He wraps his legs around Evans' head and applies a triangle choke. He rocks back with Evans' arm, cutting off any air.
Evans rolls to his side from exhaustion. Mike Peters asks him if he wants to tap out but he refuses. He pulls Evans up and then drives his face into the mat with a reverse russian legsweep
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea irish whips Big Mark Evans into the turnbuckles, but he bounces back and big boots O'Shea's head into the third row!
The crowd boos. Big Mark Evans catches his breath and then tags in Mr. Dean. Dean grabs O'Shea's arms and hooks both of Kieran's legs behind his back with his left leg. Mr. Dean then takes his right leg and pushes down on the back of O'Shea's head with his foot, driving it into the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Curb Stomp!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dean stomps the back of O'Shea's head over & over. Mr. Dean sits Kieran O'Shea on the top turnbuckle and then climbs to the second rope. O'Shea grabs the rope to block the superplex...and then turns it into a top rope tigerdriver '91!! Cork Screw-You!
Phil Blauer: I don't speak Irish.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Mr. Dean claps his legs together on O'Shea's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea irish whips Dean into the ropes and then drills him on his head with an emerald frosion!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Mr. Dean kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea goes for a northern lights suplex, but Dean brings his knee up into O'Shea's groin. He drops down into a stunner! Dean runs into the ropes and catches O'Shea with a flying body press!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: He tags in Johnny Parker who waistlocks O'Shea. Evans & Mr. Dean double clothesline O'Shea while Parker drops back into a german suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kieran O'Shea gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker lifts O'Shea up on his shoulders in a human torture rack, then flips him onto his head with a burning hammer!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kieran O'Shea kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Parker lifts O'Shea onto his shoulders with a fireman's carry then swings him around into a Spinning Cutter!
Parker climbs to the top turnbuckle but "The Unlucky One" 13 trips him and crotches him on the turnbuckle. Kieran O'Shea climbs to the second rope and double underhooks his arms. He comes off with a pedigree off the second rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Spit-Roast!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Johnny Parker kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: O'Shea double underhook DDTs Parker! He pulls Parker's head into his legs and then flips into a piledriver called the G-Spot!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Mr. Dean stomps the back of O'Shea's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea tags in Vindication. Vindication picks Johnny Parker up on his shoulder and then flips him over into a dominator!!
Vindication gets underneath Parker and tosses him across the ring with an angle slam! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press but Johnny Parker rolls out of the way
Phil Blauer: Like JFK Jr. some things should never take flight.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker lifts Vindication up in a back suplex and then spins him around into a blue thunder bomb he calls The Parker Bomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vindication claps his legs together on Parker's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny Parker climbs up to the top turnbuckle and this time hits the skytwister press!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Vindication kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Johnny pumphandles Vindication up and then drops down into a Pumpdriver!!
Parker tags in Mr. Dean who climbs up to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star leg drop!! The audience has to give it up and applaud that manuever
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Vindication kicks out)
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Dean lifts Vindication up on his shoulders and then drops down into a shock treatment!! The Dean Breaker!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Kieran O'Shea stomps Mr. Dean's back)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kieran O'Shea irish whips Mr. Dean into the ropes and catches him with a black hole slam he calls Fuck Yer Mam!!
Phil Blauer: I beg your pardon?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication staggers up to his feet, and irish whips Dean into the ropes. He spinebusters him into the mat!! He lifts Dean up and drills him into the mat with his high extension tiger bomb he calls Vindicated!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Big Mark Evans kicks Vindication in the back)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Vindication tags "The Unlucky One" 13 in and now all six men are in the ring! 13 applies a rear naked choke to Mr. Dean called The 13 Chokeout!!
While the ensuing chaos goes on in the ring, Mr. Dean taps out! Mike Peters signals for the bell. "Haunted" by Evanescence plays and the audience roars
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 26 minutes 5 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH...VINDICATION, 'THE UNLUCKY ONE' 13, & KIERAN O'SHEA!!!"
Phil Blauer: They almost went to a time limit draw with that match!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Now they get to settle their scores on pay-per-view. "The Unlucky One" 13 will be locked together in the first ever threeway chain match againmst Big Mark Evans and Miester. Vindication will attempt to put Johnny Parker in a straightjacket. And Kieran O'Shea continues his battle with the Future World Order when he teams with Mr. Psycho to take on Mr. Dean & Justin Majoy.In Phoenix, Miester upset Ryan Champion by making him tap out. Let's take a look:
Fade to video dated: "Phoenix 6/7/06"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion irish whips Miester into the ropes and flips around into a crucifix cradle into a spinning headscissors!
The Phoenix fans applaud. Ryan Champion half nelson suplexes him across the ring, folding him like an accordian. Champion irish whips Miester into the ropes, dips down for a backdrop, but Miester impaler DDTs him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips into a swanton bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Ryan Champion kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester grabs Champion by the leg and whips around into a spinning toe hold and then drops down into a figure four. He turns it over and stands up into a sharpshooter he calls The Miester Lock!!
Phil Blauer: Miester trying to cash in on that aching knee of Champion's!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester leans back with Champion's legs in his hands, bending his spine in an impossible bridge. Ron Reid asks Ryan if he wants to tap out but he's shaking his head "no".
Jane Tyrra pounds on the mat, rooting her man on. Ryan Champion reaches out for the ropes, and crawls over until Miester drags him back into the center of the ring. He reapplies The Miester Lock and Ryan Champion taps out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion is forced to give it up!
"Welcome 2 Detroit" By Tricky featuring Eminem plays and the America West Arena boos. Jane Tyrra screams with joy and runs into the ring to hug Miester. Ron Reid raises Miester's arm
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 17 minutes 38 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...MIESTER!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion demanded a rematch, but it had to be an I Quit Match.
"Welcome 2 Detroit" By Tricky featuring Eminem starts up and the fans boo. Meister walks out with Jane Tyrra, and then puts up two middle fingers to the booing fans in the America West Arena
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester had some strong words for Big Mark Evans after their steel cage elimination match, challenging him to a chain match. However, Big Mark Evans is gunning for the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title tonight so Miester gets Ryan Champion.
Phil Blauer: Either or.
Yolanda Ando: Miester wears green & brown army pants. His wrist is taped up. His left arm has an arm sleeve. He's also sporting a custom-made Toronto Blue Jays army camo baseball cap. He is also wearing an L.A. Lakers basketball jersey.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following I Quit Match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Accompanied to the ring by his manager, Jane Tyrra; Originally from Toronto, now residing in Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 230 pounds...MIESTER!!!"
The fans boo then all the lights in The America West Arena drop. As the first chord of “Pump It” by Black Eyed Peas strikes, a gold spotlight hits the entrance. Ryan Champion comes out wearing an expensive off-white suit, open jacket with no undershirt and a gold chain gold letters “RC” on it, and sports a pair of gold-rimmed sunglasses. Champion extended his arms, hands open and palms up, posing for the crowd. He then casually makes his way to the ring as lights flash to the music in alternating colors. Once in the ring, Champion removes his suit and sunglasses revealing his ring gear, then hands the suit to a ring-hand, telling him to take care of it. He then stretches out and lays across one of the top turnbuckles, awaiting the match to begin
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion came up short in Albuquerque in his bid to relieve Paul Soutter of his Hardkore West Coast title. Tonight he hopes to get back on the winning track with a victory over the former USWF World Champion. Especially after all the smack talk he had to endure from him.
Yoland Ando: Champion wears half trunks that come up about six to eight inches above the knees lined in gold trim. White with “Champion” written in gold across the top back portion of them. He also wears a necklace with a small “RC” on the chain tight around his neck, and white wrestling boots that have “Champion” written in gold down the outside of each. Wears thin black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 200 pounds...RYAN CHAMPION!!!"
Champion raises his arms but gets clotheslined out of his boots! Ron Reid signals for the bell and the match begins
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester irish whips Champion into the ropes but Ryan comes back with a flying forearm smash! Miester staggers back a few steps, and when Champion tries to follow up he walks right back into a superkick!
The San Diego fans boo. Miester measures Ryan's neck then drops down into a legdrop. He scoops Champion up, but Ryan falls behind him with an inverted facelock. Ryan Champion drops down into a reverse DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion bounces into the ropes and kneedrops Miester's elbow. He pulls Miester up into a powerbomb, but Miester takes him over into a huracanrana!
The boos get louder. Miester irish whips Champion into the ropes and catches him on the way back with a black hole slam! He steps through the ropes to the apron. Miester pulls onto the top rope and comes off with a springboard head scissors
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester waistlocks Champion but Ryan back elbows him. Ryan does a go behind and drops him back into a release tiger suplex!
The Cox Arena cheers. Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off into a flying forearm right between the eyes! Miester staggers around and Champion gets a running start and catches him under the chin with a running knee strike
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester blocks a forearm and fires back with a punch to Champion's chops. He kicks Ryan in the stomach, and then double underhook DDTs him!
The San Diego fans boo Miester. He shows off for Jane Tyrra, then runs into the ropes and hops onto the middle of the second rope. He backflips into a lionsault
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester pulls him up into a powerbomb!! He runs into the ropes and drops a big elbow. He irish whips Champion into the ropes, but Ryan comes back with a crucifix cradle into a head scissors!
Ryan Champion half nelson suplexes Miester! He snapmares Miester over and then cracks him in the spine with a few kicks, then applies a dragon sleeper. He kneels back with an inverted facelock
Referee Ron Reid: "What about it, Miester? Wanna give it up?"
Miester: "No!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion leans back with Miester's head in his arms. He gets to his feet and does a version of the dragon sleeper like that. Miester reaches up and scratches Ryan's eyes. Miester snap suplexes Champion, then rolls his hips up and does a second. He goes for a third but Ryan sees it coming and counters with a stunner!
The audience pops. Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckles but Miester rolls out of the way of a kneedrop!! Champion clutches his knee, and cries out in pain
Phil Blauer: It looks like that knee might have gone again.
Guillermo O'Bannon: That's true, Champion's knee was the issue in the last match, it could be again. Miester wraps up Ryan's leg and drops down into a figure four!
The Cox Arena boos and Jane Tyrra begins clapping at ringside. Miester sits up and and presses down on Champion's crossed legs. Ron Reid crouches over Champion with a microphone in his hand
Referee Ron Ried: "What do you say, Champ?"
Ryan Champion: "Arrggh!! Ah!! Ah!! Ow! No!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion sits up and pokes Miester in the eye! Miester breaks the figure four but he snap suplexes Champion again.
Miester goes for a front facelock but Champion backdrops out of the DDT. He stuns Miester with a european forearm and then applies a chicken wing crossface. He pulls up on Ryan's wrist, and pulls back on his throat
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion falls back to the mat, lifting up on Miester's chicken winged arm.
Referee Ron Reid: "Ok, Miester. You want to give it up?"
Miester: "Ah! No, no, no! Ow!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester leans back so that Champion's shoulders are pinned to the mat.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Ryan Champion breaks the chicken wing crossface)
Ryan Champion: "It's an I Quit Match, you moron!"
Referee Ron Reid: "Woops. I'm sorry, but there's no need for namecalling."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester takes advantage of their argument and release german suplexes Ryan Champion onto the back of his head! He grabs two handfuls of Ryan's hair and tosses him over the top rope to the floor below!
Miester runs into the ropes then flies over the top rope into a kamakazi dive onto Ryan Champion!! The crowd pops. Miester rolls back into the ring and waits for Ryan to get to his feet
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester pulls on the top rope and slingshots himself over the ropes into a pescado! Both men fall back into the railing and hit the steel hard! Miester climbs up to the apron and hops onto the middle of the second rope. He backflips into an asai moonsault but Champion moves out of the way and Miester hits the guardrail hard!!
Miester is slumped over the railing in pain. Jane Tyrra walks over and pats him on the back, trying to help. Meanwhile Ryan Champion climbs up to the top turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jane Tyrra helps Miester to his feet, but Ryan Champion flips into a corkscrew moonsault on both Miester & Tyrra!!
The fans gasp with shock. Ryan Champion rolls back into the ring and climbs to the top rope again. He flies off with a suicide dive on Miester!! The San Diego crowd pops
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion climbs back into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Miester gets on the apron and stops him this time. Champion fires back with a few punches to back him off. He leaps off and lands with his knees on Miester's shoulders and somersaults forward into a Wake Up Call!!
The Cox Arena roar as Champion lands on his feet but his knee buckles a little underneath the weight. He checks his knee for a little while and then grabs a chair
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion walks over but gets the chair superkicked into his face!! Miester rolls Champion into the ring and Jane Tyrra holds the chair over Ryan's face. Miester climbs up to the top turnbuckle and then dropkicks the chair into Champion's skull!!
The San Diego fans chant "DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!!" and Miester mockingly bows towards them. He slides the chair out in to the center of the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester implant DDTs Champion's face into the steel chair!! Miester turns him over into a boston crab. He leans back on the legs and back of Ryan Champion.
Referee Ron Reid: "Ok, Ryan. What do want to do here?"
Ryan Champion: "Ow! Grrr...No!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester sits low on the boston crab. Miester crawls over and grabs the bottom rope. Reid forces Miester to break the crab. Champion gets to his feet and lays into him with a few reverse knife edge chops. He release dragon suplexes him!
Ryan Champion stepover toehold and pulls Miester's head up into a front facelock with a double chicken wing. Miester cries out in agony, while Champion tries to bend him in half
Phil Blauer: Now that's a submission hold! What do they call that?
Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't know.
Phil Blauer: Then I'm calling it Snowman Tears.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok. Ryan Champion locks in the Snowman Tears!
Phil Blauer: Now, that's tight!
Referee Ron Reid: "Miester, you wanna give it up?"
Miester: "AHHH!!! AHHH!!! AHHHH!!!"
Referee Ron Reid: "Come on, Miester. Let's pack it in, buddy."
Miester: "No!! AHHH!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Champion pulls him up but drops down into a triangle choke! He pulls down on Miester's arm, while cutting off his air with his powerful legs.
Phil Blauer: Their first match, which I have billed Miester Champion I, Ryan Champion went for this move pretty early. Miester may have been worn down enough for this to be it.
Referee Ron Reid: "What about it, Miester?"
Miester: "(choke) ..."
Referee Ron Reid: "Come on, man. You want to give it up?"
Miester: "(cough) (choke) ...no"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester makes it over to the ropes, and Champion has to break the triangle choke. Ryan gets to his feet, but Miester mashes his face into the mat with an X factor!
The crowd boos. Miester waistlocks Champion back elbows him in the face. He whacks Miester on the side of the head with an enzuigiri
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion climbs to the top turnbuckle but Jane Tyrra grabs him by his leg and crotches him on the turnbuckle! Miester climbs to the second turnbuckle, and flips off into a huracanrana!!
The fans boo and jeer Jane Tyrra who bows for them. Miester turns Ryan Champion over into a sharpshooter! He sits low on his back, pulling his feet back towards Champion's head
Referee Ron Reid: "Ok, Champ. What do you want do here?"
Ryan Champion: "Arghh!! Ah!! AHHH!!! No!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester leans back on the sharpshooter trying to get him to quit. Ryan Champion crawls over to the ropes while Miester tries to get as much damage in as he can before he has to break the hold. Champion grabs the rope and Ron Reid makes him break the sharpshooter. He double underhooks Champion's arms, but Ryan backdrops him. He release dragon suplexes Miester!
Ryan Champion front facelocks and drops down into a guillotine choke. Champion clamps down on Miester's throat & neck. He clamps his legs together on his kidneys. Ron Reid tries to put the microphone near Miester's mouth but Ryan Champion keeps rocking back & forth
Referee Ron Reid: "Miester, you wanna give it up?"
Miester: "...(choke)...no."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester slips his head out and punches Champion a few times. He lifts him up and german suplexes him! So he climbs to the top turnbuckle and Infra-Red corkscrew legdrops!!
He climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off into a corkscrew moonsault!! Miester wraps up Champion's aching leg in a spinning toe hold but Champion pushes him off into the turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Miester backpeddles into Champion who german suplexes him! Ryan Champion runs at him and swings into a Sweet Dreams shining wizard kick!!
Ryan Champion pulls Miester up into a sitting position, and flips over into a cattle mutilation!! He uses his entire weight on the back of Miester's neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: T.O.D. better known as the Tap Or Die!! Ryan Champion is holding a perfect bridge. Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to tap.
Referee Ron Reid: "You wanna give it up, Miester?"
Miester: "Ahhh!! Arghhh!! Yeah!!"
Ron Reid signals for the bell and “Pump It” by the Black Eyed Peas plays. Ryan Champion releases the cattle mutilation
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 17 minutes 32 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...RYAN CHAMPION!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ryan Champion gets one back from Miester! Miester now goes to the Irish Rage in Belfast pay-per-view to take on "The Unlucky One" 13 and Big Mark Evans in a threeway chain match! Up next is match as we said before is a match between two of the most experienced wrestlers left in the business. Dan Stein and The Shootfighter wrangle to see who is the top brawler on the West Coast.
The Cox Arena goes dark. On the tron, 3 symbols flash in time with a heart beating:
ALOHA
OMEGA
The Punisher skull
The lights abruptly come on again. “More Human Than Human” by White Zombie plays over the PA as “The Punisher” Dan Stein makes his way to the ring area, flanked by his manager, the 21st century “First Lady of Professional Wrestling,” Domino. Stein gets though the ring ropes, and opens them up for Domino, then comes in himself after her. Upon entering the ring, Stein thrusts up his trusty club, the Peacemaker, to the roar of the crowd. Domino waves and blows kisses to the crowd as random whistles and catcalls reign down upon them. Domino takes Stein’s black duster and promptly leaves the ring.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Last month in the scorching desert of Phoenix, Arizona, Dan Stein lost a bloody match to Rated X for the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship. But he has to get the taste out of his mouth, and concentrate on this match. He'd love to have a win on his record when he gets on that plane to go to Northern Ireland. There he will face Adrian Tanner Jr. in a Sadistic Madness Match where you can't pin someone until they are bleeding. Last summer he was in this building, he defeated former Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion Devon Stevens.
Phil Blauer: Last summer when we were in this building, he defeated former Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion Devon Stevens. I remember that night, I was so sunburned Boone had to apply aloe to my entire body between every match.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: So do I sir, so do I.
Yolanda Ando: Stien is wearing a simple tight black t-shirt, and plain black shorts, with black leather wrestling boots. Stein also wears black leather gloves with the fingers ripped out.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Domino; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 285 pounds...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!!"
The crowd lets out an ear splitting pop. Then "Mortal Kombat" by The Immortals plays over the PA system. The Shootfighter steps through the curtain with the Hardkore Nippon Western Pacific Championship strapped around his waist. Judge Death following behind him. He gets into the ring, takes off his robes slowly and glares at then entrance with intense hate, rage and fury. The crosses his arms as he continues to stare at Stein and Domino
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter loves it here on the beach, he's undefeated. This was the town where The Shootfighter defeated Paul Soutter in a singapore cane ladder match in June 2004. He also had a successful title defense of his Hardkore West Coast Championship against "The Extremist" Tony Thunder in June 2005.
Phil Blauer: God rest his soul.
Guillermo O'Bannon: I think he's just retired, Phil.
Yolanda Ando: The Shootfighter wears knee length black wrestling tights, black wrestling boots, sharp studded forearm pads and a tight black robe with a red dragon on the back and wields a stainless steel singapore cane. Judge Death wears a Salem witch trial style wig & robe, a gargoyles mask and black boots & wields a cane with a gargoyles head on it.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by his manager, Judge Death; Hailing from Bangkok, Thailand; Standing 5 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds; He is One Half of the HARDKORE NIPPON WESTERN PACIFIC co-CHAMPIONS...THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!!"
The San Diego fans boo. Mike Peters signals for the bell. The Shootfighter goes for a muy thai strike, but Stein catches him by the arm and then delivers three hard heart punches
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter catches his arm and applies a keylock of his own. He wrenches up on his arm, but Stein hiptosses him over.
Dan Stein rolls over him with an oklahoma roll
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(The Shootfighter gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein chicken wing and half nelsons him, dropping Shootfighter into a tiger suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(The Shootfighter rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein shoots him into the ropes, but Shootfighter ducks under a clothesline. He counters with a german suplex! He pull him up for a second, and then a third which he holds for the bridge!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Dan Stein rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter tags Stein in the back of the thigh with a muy thai kick. He hits him with a a muy thai kick to the ankle that takes him off his feet.
The Shootfighter grabs hold of the rope for balanche and then lays in a few more muy thai kicks to his legs. He goes for a scorpion but Stein rakes his eyes before he can turn it over
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein double underhook suplexes Shootfighter across the ring! Stein applies one of his pattented full nelsons!
The audience cheers as Stein thrashes him from side to side with his fingers lickned behind The Shootfighter's neck. Mike Peters asks him if he wants to submit but he shakes his head. Shootfighter mule kicks Stein in the groin, and the boos start coming in
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter hits Stein low again, and then snap suplexes him. He goes for a DDT, but Stein lifts him up into a fireman's carry. He F5's Shootfighter's face on the turnbuckle!
Stein runs into the ropes and clotheslines the back of Shootfighter's head! The Punisher lifts Shootfighter up in a hanging suplex for a few moments and then drops down
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein presses Shootfighter over his head but he drops to his feet behind him. Shootfighter tags him with several muy thai kicks to the small of his back. He samoan drops Stein!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter motions for Stein to get to his feet and then hits him with a russian sickle! Stein just stares at him and no-sells it!
The crowd roars as The Shootfighter stares at his arm, dumbfounded. Stein kicks him in the stomach, and then DDTs his face into the canvas
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter tries to get to his feet, but Stein rolls him up with a la majistral!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein lifts him up into another hangining suplex, but he drops it into a jackhammer instead!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein grabs The Shootfighter's adam's apple with his fingers and chokes him with The Chinese Clutch. Shootfighter responds with some rapid fire dragon claw strikes to his chest. He follows it up with several muy thai kicks to his kidneys and body.
The Shootfighter hits some more dragon claw strikes to his stomach, then finishes him off with a muy thai strike to the nose that drops Dan Stein. Shootfighter pulls him up by the hair and hits him with another muy thai strike but Stein no-sells it! The San Diego fans pop
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein grabs two handfuls of Shootfighter's hair and lifts him up in the air! He throttles him by his hair! He drops him down to his ass, and then crushes his skull with a head vice hold!
The Shootfighter hits Stein low again! He scoops Stein up and drops him into a backbreaker. He swings him over into a powerslam
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein no-sells it!
Phil Blauer: He's inhuman!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein irish whips a confused Shootfighter and gives him a powerslam of his own!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein scoops Shootfighter up and drops him on his head with a jumping michinoku driver I!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(The Shootfighter gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein goes to punch Shootfighter but he catches his arm and drops down into a triangle choke. He rocks back with Stein's arm in his hands, and constricts his breathing with those powerful legs.
Mike Peters checks in to see if Stien wants to tap out but Punisher refuses. The audience chants "PUN! PUN! PUN! PUN! PUN!" Stein uses their energy to lift Shootfighter up by one arm, and slam him down to the mat
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter lays into Punisher with several stiff forearms but Dan Stein just stares at him! He grabs Shootfighter by the throat and lifts him up into a choke!
Dan Stein throttles him by the throat until Shootfighter goes limp, then drives him into the mat! Stein pulls him up by the hair and then climbs to the second rope. He drives Shootfighter's face into the mat with a bulldog with a knee in the back of his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein pumphandles The Shootfighter up into The Reckoning slam!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!
“More Human Than Human” by White Zombie plays and the fans leap to their feet. Domino walks into the ring and raises Stein's hand for him
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 11 minutes 21 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein now goes on to the Irish Rage in Belfast pay-per-view where he will face Adrian Tanner Jr. in a match where you can't pin your opponent until he's busted open. Coming up is a match between two former Hardkore America Heavyweight Champions desperately in need of a win. Lucifer Jones was defeated by "Platinum" Pat Bozzini in a brutal electrified steel cage match, falling short of winning the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title. That same night, Robert Hunglestien III went to a time limit draw with Syberus in his bid to win the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship. Tonight the two of them try and get a win before they get on the Ireland bound plane.
The Cox Arena goes dark, purple lights flash and a purple spotlight shines on Robert Hunglestein III at the top of the ramp way. The purple lights turn to gold as a voice says "You wish you could be me...It must suck to be you!" then purple and gold begin to alternate and run all over The Cox Arena as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears hits. Hunglestien heads down to ring with a slow cocky strut, as the fans boo him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III has a chance to win back the Hardkore America Championship that he lost to Cobryn back in March of 2005. When he goes to Belfast, Northern Ireland he will try and rest it out of Rated X's clutches and give Rated X his first loss since 2000.
Phil Blauer: If anyone can do it, it would be Hunglestien. He's won the World Championship in Hardkore World, IZW, IPW and UWA. Hunglestien seems to still be favoring his leg a little from his match with Syberus last month.
Camera shows a kid holding a sign that says "Retire Again"
Guillermo O'Bannon: There's a fan with a good memory. This was the building in which Robert Hunglestien III retired in July 2004 rather than wrestle Tuxedo Mask in a falls count anywhere.
Phil Blauer: Retirement doesn't have to mean the end anymore. Nowadays, what with viagra, retirees like Robert can still have rich active lives.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah I think it lasted a month. But Hunglestien looks angrier than I've seen him a while. He lost his other World Championship to Rising Sun in UWA recently. After this match with LuJo he'll be looking to get gold back around his waist when he wrestles Rated X.
Yolanda Ando: Robert Hunglestien wears a long black robe, with purple and gold gems spelling out the name "Hunglestein" across the back. has on a black wrestling singlet that has "Hunglestein" wrapping across the front diagonally from top to bottom in dark purple with gold outline. On the back of the singlet there’s three slashes in gold which obviously symbolize the 3 from the end of his name. Hunglestien also wears black elbow pads, and has his wrist taped with black tape. Robert wears black boots and black kneepads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Freaturing first, originally hailing from Cleveland, Ohio, now making his residence in Beverly Hills, California; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 265 pounds...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!!"
The fans boo, then the lights in the Cox Arena turn a deep shade of blood red, and the sound of white noise blasts over the PA...then suddenly "Homicidal" by Bad Luck 13 plays and Lucifer Jones bursts through the curtains. He starts looking out over the fans, and getting involved with the ones by the security railings; talking shit back to them. Jones eyes the ring and smiles sadistically, his gold teeth bling blingin' under the lights, before running and sliding under the ropes into the cage. He cracks his neck a couple times and continues to run his mouth
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones is looking forward to an easy night in Belfast. In February, Lucifer Jones attacked Christian Sain before a match with Mr. 100 in Portland. Christian Sain has patiently waited for revenge and expects to take it in Northern Ireland in a Last Man Standing Match. Jones however expects to showcase his brutality on an international stage. Last time Jones was in this building was in June 2005, when he lost a tournament match to Big Bad Bill. But tonight he has a World caliber opponent in Robert Hunglestien III, the man who stiffed him on a $115,000 bounty for breaking Cobryn's arm in LA back in February 2005.
Yolanda Ando: Lucifer Jones is wearing a pair of snake skin leather pants tucked into a pair of well worn, scuffed up black leather combat boots. He's heavily tattooed and the scars marking his body look like a battlefield, topped all off with a long nasty scar wrapping around his throat. His eyes are a creepy shade of yellowish, and his hair is now shaved into a long, dyed black mohawk which he keeps slicked back. He has the SWAT Springfield Championship strapped around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Featuring first, from White Chapel, England; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 237 pounds; He is The Current SWAT Springfield Champion...LUCIFER JONES!!!"
The fans boo even louder than they did to Hunglestien. Ron Reid signals for the bell. Hunglestien goes to knee Lucifer Jones in the stomach, but he catches Hunglestien's leg and hits him with an STO
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones hangs on to his leg and stomps Robert's stomach a few more times. Lucifer stomps him in the groin! Lucifer gets a running start and double stomps Hunglestien in the face!
Robert Hunglestien clutches his face, and rolls around the mat. Lucifer Jones mocks him, holding his face too. Hunglestien comes up swinging with a european forearm
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III scoops Jones up and bodyslams him but LuJo inside cradles him! He's got a hold of the second rope!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Reid notices Jones' hand on the rope)
The fans boo. Jones pulls him up by the arm, but Hunglestien pulls him into a short arm knee in the stomach. He slams an elbow into Jones' lower back
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien goes for a piledriver, but Lucifer Jones backdrops him. Jones irish whips Rob into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but Hunglestien ducks underneath it. Rob continues to the other ropes, rebounds back, Jones leapfrogs over an elbow smash attempt, and on the second rebound back body drops Rob right into the corner!
The impact is so great, Rob traps himself in a tree of woe! Jones smiles to himself, and almost kicks Rob's head off with brutal soccer kick flush to the face! The Cox Arena cheers Rob's predictament as he's stuck upside down. Lucifer Jones rolls under the ropes, grabs a steel chair, climbs back onto the apron, and delivers a nasty running chair shot right into Rob's already hurting knee
Phil Blauer: Jones already moving in on that knee.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones pulls his studded leather belt out of his loops. He whips Hunglestien while he's upside down with the belt!
Hunglestien falls back to the mat while Jones continues to lash him over & over. He then wraps it around Robert's throat and chokes him until he's blue in the face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones pulls Hunglestien's leg onto the bottom rope and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off with a double stomp to Hunglestien's outstretched knee!!
Robert howls in pain, rolling around the mat. Jones walks over to pick him up, but Hunglestien takes him over into a dragon screw. He applies an inverted indian deathlock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III leans back on Lucifer Jones' crossed legs. Ron Reid asks Jones if he wants to submit, but LuJo refused. Hunglestien whacks him with a few slaps to the back of the head. He releases the indian deathlock and irish whips him into the ropes. Hunglestien clotheslines him.
Hunglestien climbs to the top turnbuckle but Lucifer Jones runs up the turnbuckles to meet him. He hops off with a super kneebreaker, dropping Hunglestien's kneecap on the apron!! Hunglestien cries out in agony
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones lifts Hunglestien up in an atomic drop and runs his balls into the corner post!
Phil Blauer: I hope Hunter didn't want any brothers or sisters.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones german suplexes the back of Hunglestien's head on the guardrail! He rolls Robert back into the ring and hangs his leg off the apron. Jones grabs a chair, and then gets a running start, bashing Hunglestien in the knee with a chair!
Robert clutches his knee and screams through gritted teeth. Lucifer Jones rolls back into the ring and then flips him over into a wheelbarrow german suplex
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien III rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien ducks a huge haymaker and german suplexes him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien applies a full nelson. He applies pressure to the back of Jones' neck with those locked hands. Hunglestien thrashes him around from side to side before slamming him to the mat!
Robert Hunglestien irish whips Lucifer Jones into the ropes, and then takes him down with a hart attack clothesline! He pulls Hunglestien up but Jones comes up swinging with an uppercut
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones grabs a fist full of Hunglestien's hair, then delivers repeated punches to his face until he falls to his knees dazed.
Lucifer Jones finishes him off a stiff running yakuza kick to the head! Jones irish whips him into the ropes, then ducks down for a backdrop. Robert Hunglestien DDTs him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien irish whips Lucifer Jones into the ropes, but Jones hops onto the middle of the second rope. He springboards back into a tornado DDT!
The Cox Arena boos. Jones waits for Hunglestien to struggle to his feet, then pimp slaps him across face! The audience lets out a collective "OH!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: LuJo spits in Hunglestien's face! Hunglestien wipes it off his face and flies into a rage. He smashes Jones' face in with a polish hammer!
Hunglestien flips Lucifer Jones up onto his shoulder in an argentinean backbreaker. He bounces Jones' spine up & down on his shoulder. Ron Reid checks in to see if Jones' submit, but he refuses
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien drops down to his knees, and drives his shoulder into his back. Lucifer Jones ducks under an elbow smash and drops Hunglestien onto the back of his head with a backdrop driver!! Lucifer Jones sits on Hunglestien's back and applies a camel clutch. He fish hooks Hunglestien's mouth, trying to humiliate the UWA World Champion.
Ron Reid asks Hunglestien if he wants to submit but he refuses. Lucifer Jones scratches his eyes. He then smacks Hunglestien with a few crossfaces to his jaw. He rolls Hunglestien over and applies a step over toehold
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones rolls him up into a cradle, pulling Hunglestien's trunks for leverage!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien backs into a corner, Lucifer Jones lays into him with several punches. He slaps him across the face, and then kicks him in the kneecap a few times!
Lucifer Jones chokes Hunglestien with the tag rope until Reid pulls him off of him. Jones moves back in and bites Hunglestien until he opens up a cut over Hunglestien's eye. Lucifer Jones then finishes it up with a hard closed fist punch to the face
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones irish whips Hunglestien into the ropes, goes for a huracanrana, but Hunglestien reverses it into a powerbomb!! He pulls Jones up and piledrives him!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: A busted open Robert Hunglestien III lifts Lucifer Jones up in a fireman's carry. He swings him around into an F5!
Hunglestien irish whips him into the ropes, but Jones ducks under a clothesline. Lucifer atomic drops Hunglestien's groin on the middle of the top rope! Jones steps through the ropes out on to the apron, and then lifts Hunglestrien onto his shoulders in a human torture rack
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones comes off the apron with a burning hammer to the concrete!!
The San Diego fans roar, with some pockets chanting "LuJo!! LuJo!! LuJo!! LuJo!! LuJo!!" Jones grabs his studded belt and whips Rob across the face with it! Stunned, a bleeding, limping Rob stumbles back near the steel ring post
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones charges in and squashes him with a running clothesline into the post. He then ties the belt around Rob's neck and to the steel post, cinching it in tight.
Phil Blauer: Rob's stuck and can't get loose!
Jones snatches two beer bottles out of the hand of a fan and dumps them both out on Rob's head, dousing him in Karl Strauss Pale Ale. Rob screams and spits at the laughing LuJo, who laughs to himself and shrugs innocently
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones smashes both bottles against Rob's face simultaneously!! He carves Hunglestien's forehead with a shard of the glass!
Jones drags a blood drenched Hunglestien onto the apron. He atomic drops Hunglestien's testicals onto the middle of the top rope again. Jones re-enters the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: LuJo Assault & Battery release dragon suplexes him back into the ring! Jones tries to pull him up but Hunglestien takes him over with a fireman's carry. He pulls Jones up by the arm, and shortarm clotheslines him. Hunglestien kataha-jime suplexes Jones onto his head!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III scoops Jones up and bodyslams him. He gets him set up for a DDT, but LuJo backdrops him. Jones lifts him up into a fisherman's suplex, but grabs him by the throat in mid-air and slams the back of his neck against his knee!! "Snap, Crackle, Pop"!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones front facelocks Hunglestien and climbs up on the second turnbuckles. He comes off with a tornado DDT, but Hunglestien reverses it into a spinebuster!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones ducks under an elbow smash, and lifts him up into a back suplex...in mid-air he turns it into a stiff Whiplash brainbuster DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Robert Hunglestien gets his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones takes Hunglestien down with a shoot-style with a belly to back takedown. He delivers some stiff punches to the back of Robert's head, leaving some sickening blood splatter on the canvas.
Phil Blauer: LuJo really making Hunglestien pay for that loss Robbie gave him in SWAT.
Lucifer Jones drives a few knees in to the back of his head, then quickly slaps on a buffalo sleeper camel clutch. He rocks back with Hunglestien's head & arm in his hands
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Bloke Choke! Ron Reid asks Hunglestien if he wants to tap out but he's not getting much of an answer.
Phil Blauer: Robert is bleeding all over Lucifer's arms! If it wasn't him, that would be gross.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien reaches the ropes, and Reid makes him release the Bloke Choke. LuJo wheelbarrows him up, but Hunglestien drives him back down into a bulldog!
Hunglestien wipes the blood out of his eyes and pulls Lucifer up into a powerbomb, but before he drops him, he catches him on the way down with a diamond cutter
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Lucifer Jones kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III front facelocks Jones and then deposits him on his face with an implant DDT! He inverted facelocks Jones and then lifts him up into a reverse suplex, then drops him down into a backbreaker!!
Lucifer Jones holds the small of his back, stomping his foot into the mat. Hunglestien irish whips Jones into the ropes. He tiltawhirls LuJo but he spins out of it and tosses Hunglestien across the ring with a head scissors takedown
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones lifts Robert Hunglestien up into a crucifix, then running razor's edge powerbombs him over the ropes onto the concrete!!
Hunglestien hits the floor with a sickening thud. Lucifer Jones rolls out of the ring while Hunglestien struggles to his feet. Lucifer Jones hits him with a particularly nasty dropkick to Rob's knee
Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones smashes the top half of the ring steps on Rob's leg! With the steps lying on top of his leg, Jones climbs onto the apron and runs and leaps up onto the top turnbuckle. He leaps off with a double stomp onto the steel steps, crushing Rob's leg!!
Hunglestien rolls around, clutching his knee and screaming in agony. Jones rubs his fingers together in the "money, money" handsign
Phil Blauer: Jones telling Hunglestien he should have paid him for breaking his arm, now it looks like he's trying to break his leg!
Guillermo O'Bannon: If he hasn't already. Lucifer Jones rolls Hunglestien into the ring and then climbs in himself. He atomic drops Hunglestien on the top turnbuckle facing the audience. Lucifer Jones climbs up behind him on the second turnbuckle. He drops Hunglestien onto the back of the head with a super backdrop driver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Robert Hunglestien III gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones goes for a suplex, but Hunglestien blocks it. He counters with a michinoku driver II!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: On one leg, Hunglestien lifts him up into a blue thunder bomb!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones claps his legs together on Rob's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III flips Jones up into a dominator!! Rob double underhooks his arms and then lifts up Jones for the Starbreaker, but his knee buckles!! Lucifer Jones lifts Hunglestien up into a kryptonite krunch! Jones positions Robert's legs in a figure four position, while holding onto his head behind him. He jumps up, and slams the back of Hunglestien's neck onto his knee, holding him there and compacting the neck against his knee! while also pulling down on there locked up legs for the submission. He turns it into a Shweingatame!! Rolling Hell Bomb submission! He rocks back on Hunglestien's leg! He has to tap out!
The fans boo as "Homicidal" by Bad Luck 13 plays. Hunglestien clutches his knee, and screams in pain. Ron Reid motions for medical personnel to come down to the ring
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 47 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...LUCIFER JONES!!!"
Phil Blauer: Lucifer Jones may be in the pocket of Rated X! He just broke Hunglestien's leg right before their match for X's Hardkore America Championship.
Guillermo O'Bannon: We don't know that, Phil. Besides how much could Rated X have? He rides to work on a bicycle.
Phil Blauer: He told me that's just an excuse to always have a bike chain handy.
Lucifer Jones smiles with his gold teeth and then rolls out of the ring. EMTs rush to Robert Hunglestien's side to help stabilize his leg and move him to the awaiting ambulance
Guillermo O'Bannon: The trick to beating Rated X just got a whole lot tougher after Hunglestien's match with Lucifer Jones.
Phil Blauer: Hunglestien could have been trying to soften Lucifer Jones up for Christian Sain, you never know. They could be in cahoots.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tonight, The Un-Stable defend their belts against the three men they have matches with at the Irish Rage in Belfast 2006 pay-per-view. Their opponents have never teamed with one another, but their hoping their combined hatred of their foes will smooth over any unfamiliarity problems.
Fear Factory's "Archetype" blasts through the speakers. "Platinum" Pat Bozzini steps out with both of his arms raised. Death Gojira steps out and lets loose with a defiant "SKREEOOOORNGHK!", he's followed by Paul Soutter
Guillermo O'Bannon: Paul Soutter has one of the biggest matches of his life when he lands in Northern Ireland. He takes on Syberus for the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship in a stretcher match. This is his first shot at the Hardkore World title and he is taking it more seriously then I've seen him take any match.
Phil Blauer: True, gone is the happy go lucky fat Aussie that we had all grown accustomed to. Replaced by an intense Aussie who wants to put Syberus' limey ass in the hospital.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Still, he is fat.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini is playing the other role. He's looking to finish off Rising Sun, once and for all. They've wrestled one another in both UCW and Hardkore World with Bozzini usually getting his hand raised. In Belfast, he wants to get revenge for Sun costing him the UCW World Triple Crown title and nuetralize his #1 contender for the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship. Death Gojira continues his blood feud with Kilroy Evans that has supplied some of Hardkore World's greatest moments, but this time 25 feet over the ring. A match where all moves go out the window, you just have to keep from getting tossed over the side.
Phil Blauer: He almost got tossed from this team for a chick.
Yolanda Ando: Gojira wears tightly wrapped bandages around his face, chest and arms. The only place we do get to see a part of Gojira is his eyes, which are maroon, serpentine, and terrifying! Aside from his wrappings, Gojira wears a Haori Japanese Vest over his chest with long black shorts and boots. On the back of his Haori is the symbol for Godzilla, with the Japanese characters for "Hageshiimaru" encircling it. Tuxedo Mask wears a tuxedo to the ring; a tailcoat, white gloves, white formal shirt with a top hat to complete the look. He also wears a ballroom mask, hiding his eyes. Pat wears some tight and long tights which are black on one leg and silver/gold on the other leg. It has "Platinum" written on one leg in platinum and has a roaring Cerberus in platinum on the side of the other leg. Red droplets of blood can be seen surrounding the different symbols on both legs. On the back of his tights, it is written "The Feature Presentation" in black. Soutter wears black trunks with the straps coming up over each shoulder and he has red boots. He also wears a black leather vest to the ring.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 428 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL SOUTTER!!! His partner Monster Island, Japan; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 240 pounds...DEATH GOJIRA!! His partner is from Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 225 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...'PLATINUM' PAT BOZZINI!!!"
The fans give Bozzini, Soutter, & Gojira a mixed reaction. Then "No Rest For The Wicked" by The Bloodhound Gang hits and the San Diego fans let out an ear splitting pop. Kilroy Evans steps out waving to the audience. Syberus walks down to the ring with Rising Sun following behind him. Syberus wipes his feet before entering the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus just went to a thrilling time limit draw with Robert Hunglestien III in a steel cage match in Phoenix. Now he wants to get his first World title victory on a pay-per-view, to do that he has to try and load a 400 pound man on the stretcher. Soutter has a history of using his heavy load to his advantage in gimmick matches. He won his second West Coast title by Lonewolf McNeely not being able to lift him with his noose. Kilroy Evans looks to finally get a win over Death Gojira. They had some legendary matches in the past. They had a brutal barbed wire match in this very building back in July of 2004. A falls count anywhere dog collar match the next month in Phoenix and a Bomb Barbed Wire Exploding Cage Match at Hardkore Helloween 2004. They had a tag team fire match with Andrew Karnage & Tuxedo Mask, respectively at Palm Springs Punishment 2005. Their last encounter was a Double Hell Match at last year's Irish Rage in Belfast 2005. This year's show, they'll try and toss one another off that huge scaffold.
Yolanda Ando: Kilroy Evans wears a black Bloodhound Gang t-shirt, blue jeans and a brown belt. Rising Sun wears a blue martial arts gi and a “vega” style mask. The Mask is white with a red dot in the center mimicking the Japanese Flag. He wears two Shuko Ninja Claws on each hands and carries a bag of Martial Arts weapons with his Hardkore Nippon & UWA title belts hanging off each shoulder. Syberus wears some dark blue vinyl-look short tights with the yellow circle of stars representing the European Union on the front and back, Black elbow and knee pads and black boots, with yellow hand/wrist tape to accent the yellow of the European stars.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents, featuring first from Cheshire, Connecticut; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 190 pounds; He is The Current UWA World Champion & HARDKORE NIPPON GRAND CHAMPION...RISING SUN!! From Attbury, South Carolina; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 256 pounds...KILROY EVANS!! And from The Continent of Europe; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 228 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...The Great SYBERUS!!! They are the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"
The fans cheer wildly. Mike Peters signals for the bell. Syberus elects to start off for his team. Pat Bozzini elects to start off for his
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini and the World Champion lock up in a collar & elbow tie-up.
Phil Blauer: We may be seeing a preview to a possible PPV main event down the line right now.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini takes Syberus over with a judo toss. Syberus brushes himself off and locks up with Pat again. He takes Bozzini's arm and twists it into a wrist lock.
Phil Blauer: Syberus may still have a bad taste in his mouth from the last time he was in this building. This was where he was eliminated from the Hardkore World Heavyweight Title Tournament by Cyrus Williams back in June of 2005.
Bozzini and Syberus jockey for position. Syberus begins to lose so he switches it up into a hammerlock. Bozzini pops Syberus in the mouth with a back elbow and does a go behind. He applies a chicken wing of his own
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus isn't in the chicken wing long, he reverses it into a full nelson. He tries to force Bozzini to the ground, but Bozzini breaks the full nelson up with a mule kick to the groin! He runs into the ropes and takes Syberus over with a sunset flip!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Syberus claps his legs together on Pat's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus rolls to his feet and cracks Bozzini in the head with a kick to the face! He steps on Bozzini's face and twists his boot into a facewash!
The San Diego fans cheer. Bozzini covers his mouth and hesitantly tags out to Death Gojira. Gojira steps through the ropes and "SKREE-ORNK"s to the fans and they "SKREE-ORNK" back
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira and the World Champion circle one another. Gojira fakes a lock up and pokes Syberus in the eye. He applies a crossface chicken wing!
Gojira clamps down in the windpipe of Syberus while pulling up on his wrist. He then drops back into a russian legsweep
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira pumphandles Syberus up onto his shoulder, but Syberus falls behind him on his feet. Syberus german suplexes the former Hardkore America Champion!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Death Gojira rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus hammerlocks Gojira's arm behind him and then bodyslams him on his chicken winged arm. He pulls him back up by the arm and delivers a fameasser to the back of his elbow!
Syberus rolls over and tags in Rising Sun. Sun arm drags Death Gojira across the ring. He irish whips Gojira into the turnbuckles
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun runs into the corner and takes to the air with a stinger splash but he meets a boot in the head instead! Sun staggers around and Gojira twists his arm. He bends it behind him and then reverse DDTs him onto his own arm!
Syberus runs into the ring, and Death Gojira tornado DDTs his head onto Sun's face!! Sun clutches his mouth while Syberus rolls out of the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira lifts Rising Sun up into a powerbomb, but Sun takes him over into a huracanrana! He stuns Gojira with a shotei palm strike and tags in Kilroy Evans!
The fans cheer as Gojira and Kilroy Evans are in the ring together for the first time in a year. Rising Sun holds Death Gojira in a russian legsweep and Kilroy Evans takes him out with a lariot
Guillermo O'Bannon: Streetbeater!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Death Gojira kicks out)
Phil Blauer: You can't keep a good monster down.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans lifts Gojira up in a suplex then drops him on his face. He grabs Gojira and drops down to his knees, shooting the top of his head into Gojira's chin. He catches Death Gojira's legs and turns him over into a boston crab. As we said earlier, Evans and Gojira tore down the house two years ago in a barbed wire match in this very building. But last time they were here, Kilroy Evans defended his tag team titles with Andrew Karnage against the ill-fated duo of Stan Wilson & Bruno, The Black Experience.
Phil Blauer: Yeah, getting rid of them was like throwing away money. We still sell those Black Experience t-shirts.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah, but that's mostly from Boone trying to get street cred.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (crosses his arms) Word, son.
Kilroy Evans leans back with Gojira's legs in his arms. Mike Peters asks him if he wants to tap out but he refuses. Kilroy tries to sit really low, but Pat Bozzini sneaks into the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini running bulldogs Kilroy Evans from behind! Death Gojira gets to his feet and pulls Kilroy up into a fireman's carry. He swings him around into an F5!
Phil Blauer: That got a reaction out of these fans. They miss him ever since he put Cobryn in the trunk of car and backed it into a wall a few times during his last match here.
Death Gojira runs into the ropes and hops onto the middle of the second rope and backflips into an asai reverse DDT!! The fans applaud
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Kilroy Evans rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira tags in Soutter. Soutter headbutts Kilroy in the face. But Kilroy responds by biting Soutter on the nose!
Soutter screams in pain, but stops it with a sharp forearm to the face. The second one sends Kilroy Evans to the mat. He pulls Kilroy to his feet
Phil Blauer: Last time Soutter was here in San Diego was two years ago when he was defeated by The Shootfighter in a singapore cane ladder match.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter irish whips Kilroy Evans into the ropes, but Kilroy ducks under a clothesline. He comes back from the other side with a roundhouse kick!
Kilroy Evans tries to lift him up in a spinebuster but he's too heavy. Soutter brings his knee up, smashing Kilroy's face. He holds on to him and rams his knee into Kilroy's stomach and groin
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter tags in Pat Bozzini. Bozzini takes him over with a snap mare. He flips over Kilroy with a chiropracter crunch. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Kilroy to get to his feet. When he does he flies off with a flying forearm but Kilroy catches him and flips him over into a belly to belly suplex!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Where's Soutter going?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter's leaving! He's abandoning his team! Meanwhile, Kilroy Evans atomic drops Bozzini on the top turnbuckle and pulls him back down into a tree of woe. He backs into the other corner and running spears an upside down Bozzini in the guts!
Bozzini drops down to the mat, clutching his stomach. Kilroy pulls him up into a DDT, but Bozzini blocks it. He drops Kilroy's throat on the top rope! He spins around into a discus punch that knocks Kilroy on his ass
Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini irish whips Kilroy, but Evans reverses it and shoots him into his corner. He follows Pat in with an avalanche! He tags in Syberus. He runs at him and catching Bozzini with a lou thez press!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Pat Bozzini gets his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus irish whips Bozzini into the ropes and backdrops him into the lights. He swings at him but Pat ducks, but he runs Syberus into the ropes and falls back into a mexican roll-up!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Syberus kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini applies a sleeper hold and leads him out into the middle of the ring, and then suplexes him onto his head! He irish whips Syberus into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop. Syberus double underhooks Bozzini's arms and drops him into a tigerdriver '91!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini claps his legs together on Syberus' head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus tags in Rising Sun. Syberus lifts Bozzini on his shoulders in an electric chair. Rising Sun climbs to the top turnbuckle and spears Bozzini off his shoulders!!
The San Diego fans cheer Rising Sun getting Bozzini back in the ring! He motions for Pat to get to his feet. He clocks Pat in the face with a spinning punch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun runs at Bozzini and takes him out with a leg lariot! He irish whips Bozzini into the ropes and tiltawhirls him but Pat rolls through onto his feet. He drops down into a flatliner with his knee in Sun's stomach!
The Cox Arena boos. Pat pulls Sun's head into his legs and lifts him up into a spinning styles clash!! He rolls him over onto his shoulders in a sunset flip
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Symphony of Sorrow!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Rising Sun claps his legs together on Pat's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini drives Sun's face into the canvas, with an inverted russian legsweep called The Platinum Flood!
Pat Bozzini tags in Death Gojira. Gojira scoops Sun up and bodyslams him with a reverse bulldog! He pumphandles Sun up into a stiener screwdriver
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rising Sun kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira flips Sun onto his shoulders in an argentinean backbreaker but Sun falls on his feet behind him. He cracks Gojira in the back of the head with an enzuigiri kick! He backflips into a standing shooting star press!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Death Gojira kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rising Sun lifts Gojira up in a fireman's carry and then drops him on his head with a death valley bomb!
Rising Sun tags in Kilroy Evans. Kilroy Evans waistlocks Gojira and Rising Sun superkicks him and Kilroy german suplexes him
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Death Gojira rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans and Death Gojira going at one another, trading some punches. Kilroy catches both of Gojira's arms and headbutts him in the face a few times! He sinks his teeth into Gojira's forehead!
Kilroy Evans climbs to the top turnbuckle and then leaps off with a 747 splash, but Gojira puts his knees up into his stomach! Gojira lifts him up into a hanging suplex but then swings him around into an ace crusher
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira sits on Kilroy's back and applies a straightjacket camel clutch. He pulls back with both of Kilroy's arms, using his own arms to choke him with.
Mike Peters checks in to see if Kilroy wants to give it up but he refuses. Rising Sun ruclimbs to the top rope and missle dropkicks the back of Gojira's head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans tags in Syberus. Kilroy applies a half nelson and t-bone suplexes him into a hangman’s neckbreaker by Syberus!! Syberus applies his new Pure Confidence rear naked choke!! Gojira taps out!
The bell rings, and "Seventeen Years" by Ratatat plays. Kilroy Evans, Syberus, and Rising Sun raises their arms. Cobryn walks down to the ring and begins arguing with Syberus and the rest of his crew
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 40 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn fighting with his old crew, Syberus included. "Platinum" Pat Bozzini & Death Gojira attack Rising Sun & Kilroy Evans from behind!
The audience boos as Cobryn slides into the ring and attacks Syberus as well! Death Gojira sticks Kilroy's head through a chair. He electric chairs Kilroy up onto his shoulders
Guillermo O'Bannon: Death Gojira reverse powerbombs Kilroy off his shoulders with the chair over his head!! Pat Bozzini lifts Rising Sun on his shoulders in a fireman's carry and flips into an eye of the hurricane!! Childhood Scar!
The Cox Arena boos, and Cobryn puts the boots to Syberus' face. He sets him up for The Answer but suddenly Robert Hunglestien III hobbles into the ring on crutches, chasing off Cobryn with his crutch
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien III saving Syberus? The man who took his Hardkore World Championship?
Phil Blauer: Cobryn unites everyone in common hatred. It's kind of beautiful when you think about it.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien helps Syberus to his feet...and smashes him with his wooden crutch across the face!
The San Diego fans boo and jeer Cobryn as he and Hunglestien shake hands and then embrace. Pat Bozzini and Death Gojira leave the ring
Phil Blauer: Now these two are together? The only guy Hunglestien & Cobryn haven't teamed with and swerved is me. And I can see that shit coming from a mile away. Now, DX. That's a crew that's gonna be around forever. If I could...I'd buy stock.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien hits a one legged High Life on Syberus!! He doesn't get much rest before Cobryn hits him with The Answer!!
The fans boo as Cobryn and Hunglestien soak in the boos. Cobryn demands the microphone from Bill Kasal
Cobryn: "Well, that was fun."
Hunglestein: "It was."
Cobryn: "So what were you saying before we came out here?"
Hunglestein: "Right... So anyway Jonnie comes to me, and begs me almost on his knees might I add to rejoin the Un~Stable. Says hey, 'that groups flopping without you man.'"
Cobryn: "Uh-huh."
Hunglestein: "He says, 'They need you,' and I’m like 'Jonnie how much sense does it make for someone who swerved a group to rejoin two months later? How am I supposed to explain it?'"
Cobryn does that "I'm paying attention, really" face.
Hunglestein: "He says 'Hung just say you made a mistake, just say you're trying to fix a mistake you made.' So being the team player I am I go for it, and you know what I got? I got swerved by them... On top of that the swerve costs me my World Title, and even better it costs me my World Title to Syberus for Christ’s sake. Then even better than that in the rematch Jonnie puts up a thirty minute time limit. 30 minutes in a World Title match, Coby have you ever heard of something so silly?"
Cobryn: "Silly? Two names. Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein. How’s that for silly?"
Hunglestein: "Ah very true... Being stuck with those guys for four months would drive anyone to leave."
Cobryn: "Actually I lost a bet with Cyrus."
Hunglestein: "That’s how that happened?"
Cobryn: "I bet him that if Andrew Sinclair won Hardkore Helloween that I'd go to Ethiopia for a few months and help out those {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} skinny people who eat their thumbs. Go figure."
Hunglestein: "Well I can see how you would think that was a no lose situation for yourself..."
Cobryn: "You should have seen the odds I was getting. If that 100-1 shot doesn’t go through... Cyrus has Double D breasts, goes by the moniker Platinum Pat and walks around with shit in his pants right now."
Hunglestein: "I knew something had to be up. I'd pay to watch Kilroy trying to cop a feel as we speak... The look on Cyrus' face would be golden."
Cobryn: "It would be no more bizarre than watching Syberus walk around with the Hardkore World Championship belt unfortunately. gag reflex"
Hunglestein: "My World Championship belt... He only has it for a moment take my word. The world can stop gagging soon enough."
Cobryn: "Actually My World Championship belt..."
Hunglestein: "Yours?"
Cobryn: "That’s what I'm saying. When I carried that strap, its all the world could think about. Two months later the Iron Bear is wearing it and then you drop it to Syberus. The fucking Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship."
Hunglestein: "Wait, wait... I got it we'll flip a coin. Winner pins Syb for MY World Title..."
Cobryn: "Alright use this coin. I'll take heads." He pulls this coin from his boot. Both sides are heads
RHIII doesn’t pay attentions and flips... Losing obviously
Hunglestein: "Best two of three... Hey wait… This coin is..."
Cobryn: "Too late I win, besides, your leg is all busted. Hardkore World isn't handicap accessible"
Hunglestein: "You’re an ass…"
Cobryn: "You can face Syberus after me. Deal?"
Hunglestein: "Seems rather pointless to face Syb AFTER you... Not like he'll have anything left to win. Hell I wont even be able to take his pride from him as that'll already be gone too."
Cobryn: "Damn it. You are smarter than I remember Hung. Kilroy and Karnage would have jumped on that deal. Actually so would Stein and Jones."
Hunglestein: "I bet they would’ve… For the life of me I don’t know how you keep getting all that dead weight in the Society... Must be hard carrying those idiots to water whenever they forget their way. I know it was for me when I had Kilroy and Karnage on my shoulders in the stable."
Cobryn: "They didn’t need much to be pleased though. I just talked Domino into giving Stein golden showers all the time and Jones would whack off in the corner watching. Hell if I picked more talented guys I would have probably had to ... 'pay' them. And as far as Kilroy and Karnage went... I used to tell them to let me have the gold here... and then all they could have all the gold they wanted as soon as Messiah's Canada region opened."
Hunglestein: "Yeah I can see Kilroy and Karnage falling for something like that… Man I can just see the meeting you and Jonnie had with him suggesting LuJo and Stein for the new Society... I bet that was comedy gold."
Cobryn: "It was either Jones and Stein or Bruno and DK."
Hunglestein: "Wow Jonnie really had high hopes for the new Society huh?"
Cobryn: "Hey, when you got the name Cobryn you just throw whatever you have along side of him and start selling T-shirts. God Damn Cyrus Williams."
Hunglestein: "You know man we've kind of gotten off the subject here... Me rewinning the World Title. I don’t know how anyone can get off that subject but we have apparently... Anyway it's going to happen, and soon too."
Cobryn: "Yeah good luck winning the Ring Syndicate World title. It'll look nice when you stand next to me and the Hardkore World belt."
Hunglestein: "Bah... You know what? The point is boys you have something that belongs to us, and you're officially on notice that we're out to take it back. Whichever of us gets there first walks away with our gold... And you idiots will finally be out of the main event scene exactly where you belong... Oh, and Tanner... Karnage... Don’t you morons think you're safe we take tag gold just as quickly as we take any other gold..."
Cobryn: "Wait hold on a second. Who's this ... Tanner person? Or has Karnage been tanning, or did he change gimmicks? I'm confused now. Anyway Unstable. We don’t care that you got Big Stan and HBKilmer to join you."
Hunglestein: "Yeah he's gotten a bit darker... But he also has this little mini me that he carries around with him now as well. That’s the mysterious Tanner I speak of... You have to look quick or you'll miss him."
Cobryn: "What about Big Stan and HBKilmer?"
Hunglestein: "Oh I’m sure they're in there as well... For Christ's sake they have Rising Sun now as well."
Cobryn: "See what happens when I go on vacation? Everybody moves up the card. Sun was washing dishes in the catering department before I left."
Hunglestein: "Yeah yeah…"
Cobryn: "So anyway.... we take the World title belt. And maybe we take the tag straps. Right?"
Hunglestein: "That’s pretty much the way we planned it.. I don’t see why the plan shouldn’t go through without a problem… I mean seriously whose gonna stop it?"
Cobryn: "True. So, uh, did we came out here for a reason besides to up ratings and beat up on Syberus?"
Hunglestein: "Nope that was the reason... Remember Jonnie giving us that lecture in the back when we held him up for more cash ten minutes ago? 'Guys my ratings are in the toilet when they're on screen please go out...'"
Cobryn: "Hello ratings."
Hunglestein: "Jackpot.... Anyway lets get out of here. He didn’t pay us enough to stay in this shithole anymore than we absolutely have to."
Cobryn: "Yeah, Gojira smells like shit. Or is that Soutter?"
Hunglestein: "Both..."
Cobryn hops down, and walks over... taking the Hardkore World Championship in his hands and looks at it for a long moment... grins and carefully sets it back down on the table. As RHIII hobbles between him and the belt and taps the belt on the center plate before turning to leave…
Phil Blauer: Robert Hunglestien may have a bum leg, but he's got a new crutch in Cobryn!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up, after the craziness of our earlier match, The Un-Stable tries to get that out of their heads and defend their tag team titles against the former WAW World Tag Team Champions.
Phil Blauer: Guillermo, I'm hearing in my ear piece we have some action going on in the locker room!
Guillermo O'Bannon: You mean that gum in your ear?
Phil Blauer: (in a sing songy voice) Yes, I mean the gum in my ear.
Cut to former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone, backstage
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Thanks, Guillermo. I'm hear with the Hardkore World Champion Syberus. Now, Syberus, as we saw earlier tonight, Cobryn and Robert Hunglestien III put aside their differences to concentrate on making your life a living...
Soutter double ax handles Syberus in the back of the head! Boone screams like a woman and runs away
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter going crazy on Syberus ramming him into the walls! He belly to belly suplexes Syberus through Hardkore Jonnie Valentine's office door!!
Hardkore Jonnie Valentine sits up from his chair and the girl blowing him bangs the top of her head into the desk
Hardkore Jonnie Valentine: What the hell are you two doing in here? I have a very important meeting going on here!
Girl: (coughs) So can I get that kidney?
Hardkore Jonnie Valentine: Oh, that. I have a coffee mug I can give you. Or Judge Death's car.
Paul Soutter pulls Syberus up and powerbombs him onto Jonnie's desk!! The girl screams and runs out of the room
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter just powerbombed Syberus on that desk! He walks through the door and this is finally over...
Phil Blauer: Wait, he's back.
Soutter pushes a stretcher through the door, and lifts it up over his head. He then tosses it onto Syberus, still lying on the desk!! Hardkore Jonnie Valentine runs for cover
Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter just bounced that stretcher off of Syberus! He scoops Syberus up and powerslams him onto the side of the stretcher!!
Phil Blauer: He broke his back with a stretcher...the irony!
Soutter locks Syberus in a rear chinlock, then reaches over with the other arm, and sticks a finger right up each nostril. He starts trying to rip his face off
Paul Soutter: "WHERE'S YOUR TECHNICAL PROWESS NOW...WORM!!!"
Phil Blauer: Isn't that more of a question?
Paul Soutter clobbers Syberus with a few crossfaces, before head of Hardkore Security Vince Killer runs in and pulls Soutter off of him
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Security now pulling Soutter out of this room but it looks like Syberus will remember tonight as the beginning of a hard reign as champion.
Fade back to the dark Cox Arena when as a demonic voice is heard
"FEAR...
THE DEAD...
FEAR...
SAIN!!!"
"Tortured Soul" by Dead Play & Sam X hits. Mr. Psycho walks out acting cocky with Jaclyn Frost following him. Christian Sain walks out wearing a black jacket with his face hidden by the hood. Sain gets on the apron, climbs the turnbuckle, and removes the hood and raises his arms. He hops into the ring with a wicked smile on his face and removes the jacket. He raises his fists high before entering the ring. Christian climbs onto the turnbuckle and points at the crowd, bringing boos upon him
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Kindred are looking to be the first ever team to hold both WAW Tag Team titles and Hardkore World Tag Team titles. Psycho & Sain are also probably hoping to take advantage of the obvious distraction of what went on in the previous six man tag team title match where Cobryn and Hunglestien joined up to attack Syberus.
Phil Blauer: Not to mention the fat man powerbombing Syberus onto Jonnie's desk.
Guillermo O'Bannon: They're getting set for their first matches in Northern Ireland. Christian Sain takes on Lucifer Jones in a last man standing match. Mr. Psycho will team with Irish local Kieran O'Shea to take on the Future World Order.
Yolanda Ando: Mr. Psycho wears long black pants and a black tanktop. On the left and right sides of the pants it reads "Psycho" in white lettering. On the chest of the tanktop is the heart/cross symbol that Sain uses. Christian Sain wears long black pants and a black tanktop. On the left side of the pants is Sain's symbol: a cross over a heart. On the right side it reads "Sain" in white lettering. On the chest of the tanktop is the heart/cross symbol again. Sain also wears black tape around his hands and wrists, and black elbow pads.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and it is for the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Jaclyn Frost; They are both from Lowell, Massachusetts; First, standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 155 pounds...'THE DARK STALKER' CHRISTIAN SAIN!! His partner stands 6 feet tall; Weighing 180 pounds...'THE TORTURED SOUL' MR. PSYCHO!! They are...THE KINDRED!!!"
The fans boo. "I'm the One" by Static-X plays and the San Diego crowd cheers. Andrew Karnage steps through the curtain with Adrian Tanner Jr. They walk down the aisle slapping the fans' hands along the way. Adrian gets in the ring, raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Kindred have quite a mountain to climb with these two opponents, who apart have been a part of two of the greatest teams of the last ten years The Connection and The Miracle Violence Combination II. But together they have won the Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup and held the Hardkore World Tag Team titles since April. But it's their heads that are suspect in this match. Not only do they have Cobryn, Hunglestien, & Soutter to worry about but they have their individual matches at Irish Rage in Belfast to contend with. Adrian Tanner Jr. will continue his SWAT Australia war when he faces "The Punisher" Dan Stein in a match where you have to bleed in order to be pinned. Andrew Karnage will face James "Platinum" Fierce in an ultimate submission match.
Yolanda Ando: Andrew Karnage wears black knee length basketball shorts with AK-47 down the outsides of each leg in dark red. Dark red kneepads, and black calf high boots with red laces, and has a black elbow supporter on his right elbow. The Hardkore World Six man Tag Team title belt is strapped around his waist with the tag team belt strapped over that. Adrian Tanner Jr. wears metallic blue shorts with "AT" in shiny red lettering on the sides. He has the Hardkore World Tag Team title belt in on hand and the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belt over his other.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents; Featuring first, from Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 263 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!! His partner is from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!! They are Two Thirds of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS/B and The Current HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"
The Cox Arena roars. Ron Reid signals for the bell and Christian Sain and Adrian Tanner Jr. elect to start out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Sain & Tanner lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up, and Tanner grabs a side headlock.
Phil Blauer: It's been two years since Adrian Tanner Jr. was back in San Diego, back in July of 2004. He was in a threeway dance with Cobryn and Vincent Silvestri to determine the number one contender to the Hardkore World Championship.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner takes him over in a side headlock takedown. He grinds his forearm into Sain's temple then presses his shoulder to the mat.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Christian Sain rolls Tanner over into a cradle)
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Tanner releases the headlock)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain applies an armbar. He clamps down on Tanner's twisted elbow. He tries to wrench his shoulder out of his socket with a might pull.
Adrian Tanner Jr. uses his armbarred arm to arm drag Sain across the ring. He hangs on to his arm with an armbar of his own. He sticks his knee into the ball of Sain's shoulder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. stands over Christian Sain pulling up on his arm. He readjusts his grip and clamps down on his arm. Sain works his way back up to his feet and hiptosses Tanner over. He applies a crippler crossface!
Christian Sain pulls up on Tanner's arm & head. He links his fingers together and pulls up underneath Adrian's chin. Tanner reaches out for the ropes, but Sain stays put in the middle of the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner finally crawls over to the ropes, and grabs hold of the bottom rope. Christian Sain irish whips Tanner into the ropes, but Tanner comes back with a flying body press!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Christian Sain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage scoops Christian Sain up and hammerlocks his arm behind him. He running powerslams Sain onto his chicken winged arm!!
The San Diego fans cheer. Christian Sain clutches his elbow, and rolls around the mat, kicking his heels into the mat in pain. Andrew Karnage applies a crippler crossface where he locks a hammerlock on the arm that isn’t scissored, holding with his elbow while he reaches up to apply the chinlock
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Pain Killer EX! Karnage working both of Sain's arms, including the one Tanner had in an armbar earlier.
Phil Blauer: The last time Andrew Karnage was here he was in June 2005. He was defending the Hardkore World Tag Team titles again, this time with his Miracle Violence Combination II partner Kilroy Evans. They blew through the Black Experience, like I blow through young impressionable interns.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid checking in to see if Christian Sain wants to tap out, but he refuses. Mr. Psycho runs in and kicks Andrew Karnage in the face, breaking up The Pain Killer EX. Christian Sain gets to his feet and shakes some feeling back into his arm. He scoops Karnage up and drops him into a backbreaker.
Christian Sain bounces into the ropes and drops a leg across Karnage's neck. He makes the cover
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain irish whips Karnage into the ropes and comes at him with a cross body, but Karnage catches him and powerslams him! He flips Sain across the ring with a head & arm suplex!
The audience cheers, and Karnage tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. and irish whips Sain into the ropes. Tanner backdrops Sain into the air and Andrew Karnage catches him with a powerbomb!! The pops get louder
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Christian Sain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. dropkicks Christian Sain. He irish whips Sain into the ropes and backdrops him but Sain lands on his feet. He cracks Tanner in the jaw with a superkick!
Christian Sain irish whips Tanner into the ropes and hits him with a hard clothesline. He pulls Tanner up and irish whips him into the turnbuckles. He follows him in with an avalanche, but Tanner trips him up with a drop toe hold that drops Sain's throat into the middle rope
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. runs into the ropes and leaps up trying to leg drop the back of his head, but Sain moves and Tanner is crotched on the middle rope! Christian Sain corkscrew neckbreakers Tanner.
Christian Sain tags in Mr. Psycho. Psycho headlocks Tanner and runs into the center of the ring with a bulldog. Adrian Tanner pulls himself up by the ropes, and tries to kick Psycho in the stomach but Mr. Psycho catches his boot. Tanner swings around with an enzuigiri kick
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner scoops Psycho up and drops him on his knee with a backbreaker. Adrian irish whips Mr. Psycho but Psycho reverses the whip and shoots Tanner into the turnbuckles.
Mr. Psycho grabs the middle rope and rams his shoulder into Tanner's stomach a few times. He textbook suplexes tanner out of the corner, then tags in Christian Sain
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho irish whips Adrian Tanner into the ropes and The Kindred double clotheslines him! Christian Sain pulls him up in a waistlock and german suplexes Tanner!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. Adrian Tanner lays into Christian's chest with a series of knife edge chops. Sain ducks one of them and back suplexes Tanner.
Christian Sain pulls Tanner up in a powerbomb, but Tanner takes him over into a huracanrana! He cradles Sain's leg
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Christian Sain kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops Sain up but Christian falls behind him in an inverted facelock. He swings around into a hangman's neckbreaker!
The San Diego fans boo. Christian Sain tags in Mr. Psycho. They double DDT Adrian Tanner Jr.! The crowd boos louder and Mr. Psycho makes the cover
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho motioning for Tanner to get to his feet. When he does, Mr. Psycho spears him out of his boots! He runs into the ropes and leaps into an elbow drop!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho goes for a DDT, but Adrian Tanner backdrops him. Tanner full nelsons Psycho and lifts him up into a slam!
The crowd pops. Adrian Tanner Jr. textbook suplexes Psycho. He pulls Mr. Psycho up into a front facelock and climbs to the second turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. tornado DDTs Mr. Psycho!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Mr. Psycho kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner makes the tag to Andrew Karnage. Karnage gut wrenches Psycho up and running Origin Bombs him!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Mr. Psycho claps his legs together on Karnage's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage irish whips Psycho into the ropes, but Psycho ducks under a Nightmare Lariot! Psycho german suplexes him! He maintains the waistlock and pulls him up for a second german! Mr. Psycho pulls him up for a third german suplex that he holds for a bridge!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Andrew Karnage rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho DDTs Andrew Karnage! He climbs to the top turnbuckle but Adrian Tanner Jr. runs over and crotches him on the turnbuckle. Karnage grabs Psycho by his arms and flips him over into an owendriver iconoclasm!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Mr.Psycho kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage half nelsons Psycho and then drops him on his head with a t-bone suplex! He tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. who irish whips Psycho into the ropes. Karnage catches him with a tiltawhirl backbreaker! Tanner running kneedrops Psycho off his knee!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Mr. Psycho kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. fisherman's suplexes Mr. Psycho! The SureShot!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Christian Sain stomps Tanner's stomach)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho irish whips Tanner into the ropes and clotheslines him. Psycho attempts to hiptoss him but Tanner plants his foot and applies an abdominal stretch.
The fans cheer. Adrian leans back on his arm & back. Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to submit. Mr. Psycho refuses. Psycho finally is able to hiptoss out of it. He attempts to irish whip Tanner but Tanner reverses it and shoots him into the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. goes for a huracanrana but Mr. Psycho powerbombs him! Tanner rolls out of the way of a leg drop by Psycho. He snap suplexes Mr. Psycho.
Adrian Tanner Jr. tags in Andrew Karnage. The Un-Stable double superkick Mr. Psycho right underneath the chin. He falls into the ropes and bounces back into Andrew Karnage who flips him across the ring with a belly to belly suplex
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage applies an STF on Mr. Psycho. He's got that granite like arm right underneath Psycho's chin as he pulls up on his head & neck. Mr. Psycho is miles away from the ropes. The Kindred lost their WAW Team Titles to Asylum in a Threeway Tag Match also involving Total Kaos. The week after that, The Kindred used their rematch clause to challenge Asylum for the belts in a Best Of Three Falls Tag Match, in which Asylum won. Recently, The Kindred have had trouble with a man named Gino Diomedes, who is after Sain because Sain stole his gimmick.
Phil Blauer: He's been getting alot of that lately. I think Jaclyn Frost stole my gimmick of never saying anything important.
Andrew Karnage is nearly standing he's pulling up on Psycho's head so hard. Ron Reid asks Mr. Psycho if he wants to tap out but he refuses. Christian Sain runs into the ring and pulls Karnage off of him into an inverted facelock
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain drills the back of Karnage's head into the canvas with a reverse DDT! Karnage staggers to his feet, and Mr. Psycho grabs two handfuls of his hair and drives him into the mat with an X factor!
Mr. Psycho climbs to the top turnbuckle and then front flips into a 450 splash!! The fans boo
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho tags in Christian Sain. Sain irish whips Karnage into the ropes and sidewalk slams him into the mat with a sidewalk slam! He runs into the ropes and elbow drops him.
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage ducks under a punch and backdrop drivers Christian Sain!!
The San Diego fans come to life! Andrew Karnage scoops Sain up and swings him around into a catatonic backbreaker! He double underhooks Sain's arms but Christian backdrops him
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain bounces into the ropes and scissor kicks Andrew Karnage! He tags in Mr. Psycho. Psycho electric chairs Karnage up on his shoulders while Christian Sain climbs to the turnbuckle. Sain clotheslines Karnage off of Mr. Psycho's shoulders!!
Referee Ron Ried: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho crosses Karnage's legs over his arms and turns him over into a texas cloverleaf! He steps back a few steps to cinch in the cloverleaf, bending his spine nearly in half.
Andrew Karnage screams in pain and reaches out for the ropes. Mr. Psycho sits low on the cloverleaf. Ron Reid checks in to see if Karnage wants to tap out but he hangs on
Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. runs into the ring, slugging Psycho in the face. That breaks up the texas cloverleaf as he drops Karnage's legs to brawl with Tanner. Karnage sneaks up on him with a kataha-jime and then drops Psycho on his head with a Lobotomy Suplex!!
The fans chant "KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!!" Andrew Karnage grabs Mr. Psycho by the leg and turns him over into a single leg boston crab. He stands on the back of Mr. Psycho's neck and stomps the back of his head
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid asks Mr. Psycho if he wants to submit but he can't get a word in edgewise with all that stomping. Jaclyn Frost has snuck into the ring! She throws a handful of powder in Andrew Karnage's eyes! He's blind!
The Cox Arena erupts with boos. Andrew Karnage drops Psycho's leg as he staggers around blindly. Mr. Psycho lifts Karnage up in a human torture rack. He spins him around into a DDT
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mass Hysteria!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Karnage gets his foot on the bottom rope)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Mr. Psycho tags in Christian Sain. Psycho lifts Andrew Karnage in another electric chair. Sain stands up on the second turnbuckle behind Psycho and takes a huge leap onto the back of Karnage dropping back into a backcracker!! Murderide!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. stomps the back of Christian Sain's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: All four men in the ring now! Christian Sain front facelocks Tanner and swings around into a twist of fate! Sain turns around into a chokeslam into a backbreaker by Andrew Karnage!!
Ron Reid gets Tanner and Psycho back to their corners which is no easy task. Andrew Karnage grabs Sain by the hair and batters him with a melee of headbutts to the back of his head
Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage scoops Christian Sain up but Sain falls behind him on his feet in an inverted facelock. He twists Karnage around into a testdrive he calls Lobotomy!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Karnage kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Christian Sain lifts Karnage up in a razor's edge, but Karnage wriggles free and lands on his feet behind Sain! He lifts Sain up into a orange crush bomb!! He lifts Sain up into a vertical suplex and then drops him into his released orange crush bomb!! Karnage Crush Bomb!
The San Diego fans leap to their feet! Andrew Karnage tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. who waistlocks Sain. Andrew Karnage runs into the ropes and hits him with a Nightmare Lariot while Tanner german suplexes Sain!! The audience is deafening
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shotgun Suplex!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!
The fans cheer and "I'm the One" by Static-X plays and Ron Reid hands Karnage & Tanner their belts back
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 23 minutes 29 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: These two go it alone next month Adrian Tanner Jr. will continue his SWAT Australia feud with "The Punisher" Dan Stein in a match where you have to cut your opponent before he can be pinned. They will also be facing one another in a tag team match for the vacant SWAT World Tag Team titles. Tanner will re-team with his old Goodfellas partner, Brandon Young. Dan Stein will team with …”The Rising Sun” Marty Donovan.
Phil Blauer: Who?
Guillermo O'Bannon: Our Hardkore Nippon Grand Champion?
Phil Blauer: Oh you mean RISING Sun.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage will be facing James "Platinum" Fierce in their rematch from Phoenix in a submission match. If James is able to defeat Rated X tonight, that match will be for the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship.Back in Albuquerque, Yuku Shiro and Anjanette Turner had what was reguarded as a dream match by many critics. Shiro won the match and attempted to congratulate Anjanette on a good match. Let's take a look.
Fade backstage to The University Arena dated 5/22/06. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner walks out of her dressing room with her bag slung over her side. Former Hardkore American Tag Team Champion "Magnificent" Ron Lauren is at her side. Yuku Shiro stands in her way
Yuku Shiro: Look, I want you to know, that even after all that we left in the ring, I still respect you. That was one hell of a match and I can see why your so respected around here...
"Sexy" Anjanette Turner: Whatever...
Anj pushes Yuku Shiro out of her way
Yuku Shiro: Look. (pulls Anj back in front of her) I'm the new kid on the block around here so I thought I'd show a little courtesy. But by no means think that I am afraid of you. I have been both a World Champion of Women's divisions, but of entire feds and...
"Sexy" Anjanette Turner: Your belts don't mean anything here! Until further notice, I am the alpha female around here. Tonight was just the result of me not checking my tapes. You may have Tamara Sanchez in your present, but you have Sexy Anj as your future!
Anjanette Turner slaps Yuku Shiro across the face! Shiro's eyes burn with fire and then she cracks Anjanette in the head with an elbow smash! Anj grabs a handful of Shiro's hair and belts her several times across the nose! Shiro comes up swinging with an uppercut that backs Turner up! Jaclyn Frost and Jane Tyrra hold Yuku Shiro back while "Magnificent" Ron Lauren, Shanna, and Ron Reid do the same for Anjanette Turner. The two brawling ladies are pulled apart amid obscenities and shrieking. Fade back up on a present day Cox Arena as the ring crew puts the finishing touches on the steel cage. "Warning" by The Notorious B.I.G. plays and the San Diego fans boo. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner snarls at their reaction and ignores the fans that try and slap her hands
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner is seeking to win her sixth Hardkore World Women's Championship tonight.
Phil Blauer: But it will be her hardest win. Tougher then when she won it from Velvet twice in 1997, Justina America in 98, Horror Girl in 2005, and Tamara Sanchez this year. This is Yuku Shiro.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Indeed. But where Yuku Shiro has high flying moves, Anjanette Turner has a ground em & pound em style and submissions that can splinter your bones. It should be interesting to see if Anjanette has learned anything from their last encounter.
Yolanda Ando: Anjanette Turner is wearing a Lakeshore slate blue one piece slate blue bathing suit and matching boots with her hair flowing.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: ""The following Steel Cage Match is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and it is for the HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Now residing in Las Vegas, Nevada; Standing 5 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 130 pounds...'SEXY' ANJANETTE TURNER!!!"
The fans boo. Then "Invincible" by Pat Benatar plays and the fans run to amass along the aisleway and railing. Yuku Shiro walks out and is nearly blown back by the pop. She walks out and slaps a few lucky fans' hands down the way to the ring with a chair in her hand
Phil Blauer: Look out! A lesbiosexual with a chair! Hide the jewels, fellas!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro has been begging for this match since she won the Hardkore World Women's Championship from Tamara Sanchez last month in Phoenix. She's dying to get her hands on Anjanette for slapping her around, and wants to put another loss on her record. She'd also like to send a message to Tamara Sanchez for their upcoming ambulance match at Irish Rage in Belfast.
Phil Blauer: Yuku Shiro was this close to taking Death Gojira's spot on Pat Bozzini and Paul Soutter's six man team. I was a little hurt I wasn't contacted, but say lovee.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Lovee?
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent from Tokyo, Japan; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 150 pounds; She is The Current WXW Xtreme Bombshell Champion and Current HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...YUKU SHIRO!!!"
Mike Peters signals for the bell and Ron Reid locks the cage door. Yuku Shiro whacks Anjanette Turner in the head with the chair and the San Diego fans pop! Anj staggers around dazed, and Shiro spears her, tackling her to the ground. She then pummels her with both hands
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette blocks one of the punches and fires back with one of her own. She fights her way back up to her feet, and ducks under one of Yuku Shiro's punches. She waistlocks Shiro, and then slingshot german suplexes her on to the chair!!
Shiro flips over onto her chest. She clutches her breasts and coughs. Anjanette Turner irish whips Shiro into the ropes and ducks down to backdrop her, but Shiro grabs two handfuls of hair and X factors her
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro single underhooks Turner's arm and cradles her leg. She drops her back into a tiger suplex '04!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Anjanette Turner gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro irish whips Turner into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana, but Turner powerbombs her! She holds on to her legs & arms and powerbombs her a second time!
The fans boo and Anjanette Turner powerbombs Shiro a third and final time where she cradles the legs
Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Yuku Shiro gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner hammerlocks both of Shiro's arms behind her and lifts her up in a double flying chicken wing! She bounces Shiro on both of her elbows!
Mike Peters checks in with Shiro but she shakes her head. Turner drops her back into a double hammerlock suplex
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner pulls Shiro up by the hair but Yuku blocks a punch. Shiro responds with a shotei palm strike to Turner's throat. Yuku kicks Turner in the ribs, then hits a jumping roundhouse kick, and levels Anj with a leg sweep!
The San Diego audience cheers the combo. Yuku Shiro lifts Anj Turner up into a powerbomb and turns her around into a chokeslam
Guillermo O'Bannon: Jap Tower Powerbomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro irish whips Turner but Anj reverses it and shoots her into the ropes. Yuku hops onto the middle of the second rope and then backflips into an asai moonsault, but Anj catches her and powerslams her!
The Cox Arena boos. Anjanette Turner lifts Yuku Shiro up in a back suplex, then flips her over her shoulder and spins around to catch her on the way down with a piledriver!! The audience lets out a collective "OH!!"
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Shiro's neck had nowhere to go but broken!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Yuku Shiro to stagger to her feet. When she does, she jumps off and catches Shiro with a helicopter rana!!
Shiro is dizzy as she gets back up to her feet. Anjanette Turner applies a kataha-jime from behind. She spins Anjanette around in a tazmission choke, until her feet leave the ground
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette clamps down on Shiro's throat while Peters asks her if she wants to tap out.
Phil Blauer: Shiro locks his feet around the second rope to stop the ride, she wants to get off.
Guillermo O'Bannon: She takes Turner over into a snapmare. Shiro irish whips Turner into the ropes and then drills her head into the mat with an emerald frosion!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro irish whips Turner into the ropes and takes her out with a flying spinning roundhouse kick! She climbs to the top turnbuckle from inside the ring and backflips into a moonsault!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku german suplexes Anjanette Turner, then pulls her up into a full nelson and then dragon suplexes her! He pulls Turner up into a straightjacket and then drops back into an aztec suplex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner gets her arm free)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro crosses Turner's legs and turns her over into a sharpshooter! She leans back with Anj's crossed feet under her arms. Shiro plants her feet and sits low with her legs.
Mike Peters checks in to see if Turner submits but she shakes her head. She crawls over and grabs hold of the bottom rope. Peters forces Shiro to break the sharpshooter. She double underhooks Turner's arms but Anjanette backdrops her. Turner back suplexes Shiro
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner double underhooks Shiro and lifts her up. She runs into the center of the ring with a michinoku driver II!! She handsprings into a moonsault splash!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner half nelsons Shiro and then drops her on her head with a t-bone suplex!
The Cox Arena boos. Turner lifts Shiro up into a powerbomb but Shiro rolls through into an X factor! The jeers turn to cheer. Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckles, but Anj shakes the ropes and crotches her on the turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner climbs to the second turnbuckle, and gut wrench superplexes her!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner irish whips Shiro into the ropes and backdrops her, but Shiro catches hold of her head and falls back down into a DDT!
The arena comes alive! Yuku Shiro applies a rear naked choke with a body scissors. She presses her forearm into Turner's windpipe, while pushing the back of her head forward. Mike Peters crouches over Anj and asks her if she wants to tap out
Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro's powerful legs constrict Turner's breathing while her choke keeps her from getting new air. Turner is finally able to elbow Yuku in the guts and breaks the rear naked choke. Turner lifts Shiro up into a suplex then comes down in a falcon arrow!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner hammerlocks Shiro's arm behind her and then northern lights suplexes her on her chicken winged arm!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro gets her shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: I didn't think they could top their last match but they have already. But then again I also thought that betting movie with Matthew McConaughey & Al Pacino would do better.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Two for the Money. A movie about bookie with a heart? You had every expectation of it being a classic, sir.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner half nelsons Shiro, but Yuku back elbows her in the ear. She kicks Anj in the ribs, and then viciously Dragon Kicks her grounded leg, dropping Turner to the mat. Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into an asai reverse DDT!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner gets her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro climbs up to the top turnbuckles and comes off with a huracanrana, but Turner catches her legs and drills the back of her head into mat with a powerbomb!!
The fans boo as Anjanette scoops Shiro up and spins around into a corkscrew tombstone! The jeers get louder. Turner pulls Shiro up by her hair and irish whips her but Yuku reverses it and sends Anj into the turnbuckles
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro batters Turner in the corner with left and rights, lines Sexy Anj up, and then drops her with a devastating right haymaker. She front facelocks Turner and applies a standing guillotine choke. She cinches up on Anj's throat, cutting off all oxygen.
Mike Peters checks in to see if Turner submits but she refuses. Anj tries ramming Shiro into the turnbuckles but can't break the guillotine choke. Shiro climbs up to the second turnbuckle and tornado DDTs Turner!
Yuku Shiro tries to climb out of the cage but Anjanette climbs up behind her until they are both standing on the top turnbuckle. Turner smashes Shiro's head on the top of the cage
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner bashes Shiro's face into the top of the cage again. She back superplexes Shiro!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro raises her shoulder)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner gut wrenches Shiro up and then spins around a few times before jumping into a powerbomb!!
The audience jeers and boos. Anjanette Turner inverted facelocks Yuku and then twists around into a test drive
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner tries to climb out of the cage but Shiro climbs up behind her. Shiro bashes Turner's unprotected face into the top of the cage several times! She inverted facelocks Anjanette and then lifts her up into a reverse superplex!! Top Rope Super Dragon Suplex!
Phil Blauer: I thought a dragon suplex was a full nelson suplex?
Guillermo O'Bannon: It is, but whatever.
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro motions for Anj to get up and then cracks her in the ear with a super side thrust kick! She climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off into a swanton bomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro turns Turner over into a boston crab! She plants her feet and pulls back on Anjanette's legs. She stands on Turner's head and tries to crush her skull as well.
Mike Peters asks Anjanette if she wants to tap out but she refuses. Shiro stomps her head again and breaks the boston crab. Yuku Shiro climbs up to the top turnbuckles from inside the ring but Anjanette pushes her and crotches her on the turnbuckle
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner double locks both of Shiro's arms and falls back into a tiger superplex!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner fireman's carries Shiro up onto her shoulder and sits her on the turnbuckle. She climbs up to the second turnbuckle with her back to Yuku. She lifts Shiro up in a reverse crucifix, and then leaps off with an inverted razor's edge off the second rope!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner climbs to the top turnbuckles and waits for Yuku to get to her feet. She hart attack clotheslines Shiro! Turner wraps up Shiro's legs and turns her over into a scorpion deathlock. She bridges back and catches Yuku's head with a reverse chinlock!
Phil Blauer: Yuku Shiro is being bent like an accordian!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Their usually folded, Phil.
Phil Blauer: I must be playing it wrong.
Turner pulling up on her head while pulling her feet towards her in a bizarre pretzel like manuever. Mike Peters asks Shiro if she wants to tap out, she doesn't answer, but just reaches out for the ropes
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner breaks the scorpion and pulls Shiro up. Shiro punches Turner and goes to kick her but Anjanette catches her boot. Yuku swings around with an enzuigiri kick!
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."
Yuku Shiro lifts her up on her shoulder and goes to running powerbomb her over the ropes, but Turner lands on her feet behind her. She lifts Yuku Shiro up in a human torture rack
Guillermo O'Bannon: Turner bends Shiro's spine across her shoulders, bouncing up & down in the rack. Mike Peters asks Shiro if she wants to submit.
Phil Blauer: Anjanette Turner trying to win this title by breaking Yuku Shiro's back! She didn't do it with the bridging scorpion deathlock, we'll see if she can do it here.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner swings Shiro around into a powerbomb!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro gets to her feet and tries to kick Turner, but Anj catches her boot. Anjanette Turner backflips into a kick under a chin! Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner ducks under a right hand and sambo suplexes her!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Yuku Shiro rolls her shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner applies another standing kataha-jime, wraps up their legs and falls back into a legsweep! She maintains the kataha-jime with a body scissors. She thrashes Shiro's head & neck from side to side trying to get her to tap out.
The San Diego fans boo. Mike Peters crouches over them asking her if she wants to tap out. Shiro's hand flails wildly until it finally falls to her side. Peters pulls Shiro's arm up but she keeps it up so the match continues
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette releases the kataha-jime and then lifts Shiro up in a vertical suplex, but Yuku floats over into a reverse DDT! Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Anj to get to her feet. Shiro flips over her with a blockbuster called the Northern Light Smash!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro fireman's carries Turner up on her shoulder and sits her on the top turnbuckle. Shiro climbs to the second turnbuckle, and double underhooks her arms. She jumps off with a tiger driver '00 off the top rope!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner claps her legs together on Shiro's head)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner inverted facelocks Shiro and climbs to the second rope. She leaps off with her reverse tornado DDT!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Yuku Shiro rolls her shoulder up)
Phil Blauer: Yuku Shiro kicks out of the Turner Tornado!
Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner lifts Shiro up with an inverted crucifix, then delivers an inverted jumping crucifix!!
The fans boo and Anjanette Turner begins climbing the cage. She's at the top when she looks over her shoulder
Phil Blauer: What is she doing? She can climb out of the cage!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette backflips off the top of the steel cage with a dazzling moonsault!!
The fans gasp and Turner bounces off Yuku Shiro's chest. She hooks Turner's limp leg
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Yuku Shiro kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Yuku Shiro rolls over to her side, which looks like the only thing she has left to do. Stay off her back. The same could be said of Yolanda.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner irish whips Yuku into the ropes and backdrops her but in mid-air, Shiro dropkicks Turner in the face! Yuku Shiro gets a running start, hops to the middle of the top rope and springboard moonsaults her!!
Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro pumphandles Anj up into a burning hammer!! She applies a dragon sleeper with a bodyscissors! The Dragon Killer! She rocks back with Turner's head in her arm, while keeping her from getting any new air.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."
Mike Peters asks Anjanette Turner if she wants to submit but she refuses. Yuku Shiro clamps down on Turner's neck. Mike Peters tests Turner's arm and it falls to the mat, so he signals for the bell. The crowd roars and "Invincible" by Pat Benatar plays on the PA
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 25 minutes 16 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...YUKU SHIRO!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: Yuku Shiro retains her Hardkore World Championship in a brutal cage match.
Phil Blauer: A cage match Anjanette could have won if she had just gone over the cage. Her hatred got the best of her. I can relate.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Don't be bitter, Phil. She'll have another chance at Yuku Shiro if she can win the giant hell in a cell match with all the female wrestlers here in Hardkore World at Irish Rage in Belfast. Yuku Shiro can now focus her attention on putting Tamara Sanchez in an amblulance in Ireland.
Phil Blauer: That's probably a healthy goal.
former prowrestling.com internet reportstling.com internet reporter Matt Boone is standing by backstage with Paul Soutter
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: ...
Paul Soutter: I think that camera bloke is giving you the cue there.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: No no. They point alot harder if they really want me to go. But anyway, Soutter as your KGB partner is about to take on Rated X for the Hardkore America...
Syberus clubs Soutter in the back of the head with a chair! Boone dives for cover and leaks his protective ink of urine to fend off predators
Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus takes that chair and bashes it into Soutter's knee!! Again! He pulls his kneepad down and kneedrops Soutter's kneecap!
Soutter screams in pain, clutching his knee. Syberus stands by his head with a hold of one foot, stretching the leg up toweards his face. He keeps a hold and drops a knee onto Soutter's face, almost wrenching the leg 180 degrees
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Hyperextender! Syberus grabs that chair and smashes it into Soutter's knee one last time!
Phil Blauer: Looks like Robert Hunglestien III isn't the only one buying a second seat to put his leg up on the flight to Northern Ireland. Well, for Soutter I guess it would be three seats.
Syberus walks away, holding his back a little and it fades to the Cox Arena where "Around the World" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers plays and the San Diego fans cheer as James Fierce calmly walks down to the ring with The Shootfighter
Guillermo O'Bannon: Well, unbeknownst to James Fierce his partner just got his knee caved in with a chair. He seems to be looking around for the big man.
Phil Blauer: Hard to miss him.
Guillermo O’Bannon: Eitherway he's looking to make history tonight and win the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship. In fact, he hopes to make his submission match at Irish Rage in Belfast with Andrew Karnage his first title defense of that title.
Phil Blauer: Easier said than done. Rated X's X Seat is stained with the blood of many men who tried the same thing.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce recently was down in the Virgin Islands where he teamed with Brandon Young to defeat "The Icon" Ignacious Conner and SWAT Carribean Bermuda Triangle Champion JW Madison, quickly making Conner submit to the James Fierce Experience.
Phil Blauer: You have to hand it to Fierce. When some people do the indies, they do Fargo, North Dakota. Fierce goes to the Virgin Islands.
Guillermo O’Bannon: His second man Shootfighter lost a match earlier this evening to “The Punisher” Dan Stein.
Phil Blauer: Just overpowered.
Yolanda Ando: James Fierce is in a traditional wrestling singlet. The singlet is red at the top and transitions into black towards the thighs. On the back of the singlet the letters “KGB” are written in black. Fierce wears a black and red warm up jacket that has "Bandits" written on the left breast and "Fierce" underneath.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is the Main Event of the evening. It is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit and is for the HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Featuring first from Washington, D.C but originally from West by gawd Virginia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 255 pounds; He is The Current SWAT Carribean Heavyweight Champion...JAMES'PLATINUM' FIERCE!!!"
The crowd cheers. Then "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and the San Diego match amass along the aisleway. Rated X steps through the curtain with his dinged up bloody steel chair with a white "X" painted across the seat. He slaps his Hardkore America Heavyweight title belt and begins walking down to the ring
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X has been undefeated since returning to the ring from a 5 year layoff in February. Before that he hadn't lost a match since being defeated by "Irish" Mike Powers in 1999. Tonight he wants to defeat his first Hardkore World Champion since defeating Cyrus Williams in a Best of Three Falls Flaming Table match in 2001.
Phil Blauer: Speaking of flaming, how's your asshole doing?
Guillermo O'Bannon: (ahem) It's fine. Rated X wants to send a message to Robert Hunglestien III that he can bring Cobryn or whoever else he want to the ring with him, that he can beat anyone.
Phil Blauer: Big talk when the guy's leg is broken.
Yolanda Ando: Rated X is wearing some black trunks, black boots and his signature black mask with a white X on it. His chest, arms, and back are covered in Yakuza style tattoos and the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship strapped around his waist.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Parts Unknown, Standing 5 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...RATED X!!!"
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce demands a collar and elbow tie-up. Rated X smirks and agrees. They lock up, and James Fierce grabs a side headlock. X tries to push him off but Fierce hangs on to the headlock.
Phil Blauer: James Fierce flips him over into a headlock takedown. He grinds his arm, clamping into the back of X's problem neck. Rated X should really avoid any kind of grapplinf with The Ferocious Bandit. He should stick to barbed wire enemas.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X works his way back up to his feet with Fierce still hanging on to his headlock. X back suplexes him!
The San Diego fans pop. Rated X tomahawk chops James Fierce on the top of his head. James moves back and reverse knifed edges him. X responds with another chop to the top of Fierce’s head. The fans “Woo!” with each one
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce fires back with another karate chop that resonates into the cheap seats. Rated X hits Fierce with a tomahawk chop to his face. Fierce answers with a shotei palm strike to X’s chin that back him up a few steps. He double chops Rated X’s shoulders.
Phil Blauer: Better known as the vulcan nerve chop.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X hits back with a couple of hard knuckle shots to James Fierce’s forehead!
Phil Blauer: James Fierce is busted open the hard way!
Guillermo O’Bannon: Rated X bites James’ forehead, opening up the wound even more!
Phil Blauer: James Fierce is deviating from the game plan again. He has to get Rated X back into a hold of some sort and stay away from those rat like teeth of Rated X’s.
Guillermo O’Bannon: Rated X rains down some more closed fists and sharp elbows, opening the wound up more!
With a fist full of blood soaked hair Rated X drives him face first into his knee twice, then finishes up with a big punch sending James Fierce through the ropes to the floor! Rated X rolls through the ropes out to the apron
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X walks over and stomps James Fierce over & over until he falls to the floor. X walks out to the apron and then leg drops James Fierce on the floor!!
The Cox Arena chants “RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!” The Shootfighter pulls up James Fierce and rolls him back into the ring. The San Diego fans boo and Rated X asks him “What’s wrong, Shiteater?” Rated X steps back up to the apron
Phil Blauer: The Shootfighter wisely keeping this match in the ring and really helping out his KGB partner.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce meets Rated X at the ropes and suplexes him over the ropes but then drops him on his face in the ring!
The audience boos. James Fierce wipes some blood out of his eyes and then hits Rated X with a hard karate chop to the carotid artery in his neck. X goes down to one knee. Fierce pulls Rated X’s head into his legs and then instead of piledriving him, twists his neck to the side with his legs! Rated X drops to the mat and clutches his neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X ducks an elbow strike and full nelsons Fierce. He drops back into a dragon suplex!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O’Bannon: A dragon suplex...from Rated X? That’s like Abdullah the Butcher doing a shortarm scissors! Rated X stomps Fierce right over the eye a few times.
Phil Blauer: X going after that cut over James’ eye with vicious toe kicks.
Rated X undoes the turnbuckle padding in the far corner. He irish whips James Fierce into the opposite corner and when he bounces out Rated X belly to belly brainbusters Fierce’s skull into the unprotected turnbuckle steel cable hook!! Fierce bounces out with blood gushing out from over his eye
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce stumbles into Rated X’s clutches, but he grab’s X’s face and drops down to his knees and drives the back of his head into the mat with a hayashi bulldog!!
The San Diego fans boo and The Shootfighter dabs the blood away from Fierce’s forehead with a white rag. James Fierce pulls X into a front facelock and spins into a corkscrew neckbreaker! Rated X stomps his feet into the mat, holding the back of his neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce smells blood and pulls Rated X up into a single underhook. He drops down into Gary Wolfe’s Favorite Move, the single arm DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O’Bannon: Rated X grabs at his neck, and is helpless when Fierce stands in front of him and applies a reverse full nelson.
Phil Blauer: The last time Rated X lost, “Irish” Mike Powers had to break his neck. It looks like James Fierce is willing to do the same.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls Rated X’s face back, bending his neck at an impossible angle. He wraps a leg around one of Rated X’s to prevent him from falling or escaping.
The Cox Arena boos. Ron Reid asks Rated X but he screams out “No!” Rated X brings his knee up into James’ groin. He rattles James’ teeth with a hard back elbow
Phil Blauer: Rated X on the mend!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs two handfuls of Fierce’s hair and tosses him through the ropes, missling him into the steel guardrail!!
The crowd pops. Rated X rolls out of the ring and pulls Fierce up into a half nelson. He t-bone suplexes James Fierce into the apron!! The fans cheer even louder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X climbs up to the apron and pulls Fierce’s head into his legs. He pulls him up into a ganso bomb off the apron the the Cox Arena floor!!!
The San Diego fans chant “RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!”The Shootfighter helps a blood covered James Fierce to his feet. He rolls his partner into the ring and the cheers turn to jeers
Phil Blauer: The San Diego beach bums not liking this match staying in the ring. So what? Get a job.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Isn’t this your hometown sir?
Phil Blauer: Maybe Matthew. But I’ve always thought I had to have been born in Atlantis. Just a gut feeling.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce waits for Rated X to roll back into the ring and catches him with a guillotine choke!
Phil Blauer: Fierce is so powerful he’s able to lift X off his feet with that chokehold!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce clamps down on the throat and neck in that front facelock. He’s got those fingers locked, but Rated X backdrops him!
Rated X pulls his X Seat out from his corner. He lofts it over his head and brings it down hard on James Fierce, bending the frame!! The sound reaches the cheap seats of the Cox Arena
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X attempts to spinebuster on the chair but James Fierce rolls through into an implant DDT on his own X Seat!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce irish whips Rated X into the ropes and catches him on the way back with a belly to belly suplex!
The San Diego fans boo. The Shootfighter wipes some blood out off Fierce’s forehead. Rated X gets to his feet and locks up with Fierce again. X grabs a side headlock and the audience laughs
Phil Blauer: Rated X showing Fierce he can wrestle too.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X rolls James Fierce up into a hangman’s neckbreaker and then drops down!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X scoops James Fierce up, but Fierce falls down to his feet behind X with an inverted facelock. He twists around into an eye of the hurricane elbow drop on the way down!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applies another inverted facelock and then lifts X into a reverse suplex but drops down into a brainbuster!!
Phil Blauer: Obviously Fierce watched Rated X’s match last month in Phoenix with “The Punisher” Dan Stein and decided that his neck is still very vulnerable to attack since Powers broke it with a cobra clutch suplex seven years ago.
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce has X in a third inverted facelock and this time drops down into a reverse DDT!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce goes for a suplex but Rated X blocks it. He responds with a slingshot suplex on the chair!!
The fans roar and James Fierce rolls around, clutching his back. Rated X sits on top of Fierce’s chest. He digs his thumbs into the wound over James’ eye and pulls it open more!! Fierce screams bloody murder
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X drops a couple bionic elbows into that huge cut over Fierce’s eye. James Fierce jams his fingers into X’s windpipe to get him off of his chest. He drops Rated X on his head with am exploder ‘98!
The Cox Arena boos. Rated X clutches the back of his neck. James Fierce rolls him up onto his shoulder and then flips him forward into a dominator
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Bloody Mess Formerly Known As James Fierce goes for a suplex but Rated X rolls him up with an inside cradle!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls Fierce’s head into his legs and then running ganso bombs him on the X Seat!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce rolls his shoulder up)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs a fist full of James Fierce’s blood soaked hair. He forces Kames’ head down, then repeatedly kicks him in the face with the toe of his boots! But Fierce comes up with a discus elbow smash to X’s mouth!
The audience boos. Rated X drops to his knees, covering his mouth. James Fierce applies a half nelson and then drops him on to the back of his neck
Guillermo O'Bannon: Extreme-plex! James Fierce pulls X’s head into his legs and then drills his head into the canvas with a piledriver!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce grabs Rated X’s neck with both arms and drops back to the mat with a chokehold. He clamps both arms around X’s throat and tries to choke the Hardkore American Champion into unconciousness!
The San Diego fans clap in unison, faster & faster, trying to raise Rated X. Ron Reid tests his arm, but the champ keeps it up. Rated X reaches the bottom rope and Reid forces Fierce to break the choke hold
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce chicken wings Rated X’s arm but X back elbows him in the teeth. Rated X DDTs Fierce on his X Seat chair!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X rolls out of the ring and goes underneath the apron.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Before Rated X reveals it to the World...Yes, I sleep under there. And yes, I read alot of gay pornography under there. But is that so wrong? think about it, won’t you?
Rated X pulls out a military spade. The Cox Arena audience pops and then buzzes with anticipation. Rated X rolls back into the ring and whacks a standing Fierce right between the eyes with the spade! The crowd erupts
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X stomps Fierce’s ever widening cut with a few stiff stomps. He takes that military spade and smashes it over James’ stomach! When James sits upright, Rated X smashes the top of the spade into Fierce’s head!!
The Cox Arena is deafening! Rated X irish whips James Fierce into the ropes, but Fierce comes back with a lariot that takes X out of his boots
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls the chair up and sets it up in the center of the ring. He irish whips Rated X into the ropes and tries to back drop him onto the unfolded chair but X turns it into a corkscrew hangman’s neckbreaker onto the back ot the X Seat!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X goes for a DDT but Fierce lifts him up on his shoulders in a fireman’s carry. He swings X around into a DDT!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce powerbombs Rated X on his own standing chair, liquifiying his trademark chair!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce headlocks X and then runs into the center of the ring with a bulldog! Rated X grabs hold of that military spade and rams the handle into Fierce’s forehead!!
The fans all let out a collective “OH!!!” as the sound of the wooden handle riccochets off of Fierce’s forehead throughout the Cox Arena. Rated X swings with another knuckle shot to Fierce’s cut that makes it gush even more blood. Rated X screams in his face “Bleed for Daddy!!!”
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X slides a table into the ring and sets it up in the center. He irish whips James Fierce into the ropes and spinebusters him through the table!!
Referee Ron Reid” 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X scoops Fierce up but James lands behind him on his feet in an inverted facelock. He kneels down into a dragon sleeper!
The San Diego audience boos. James Fierce links his fingers together and pulls back on Rated X’s neck or head. Ron Reid checks in but X refuses to submit. Fierce radjusts his hands and then pulls back on the dragon sleeper
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pitches Rated X onto his stomach. He runs into the ropes and flips over X’s back, wrenching his neck on the way over! Rated X rolls over onto his back, clutching his neck. Fierce grabs one of Rated X’s arms and puts his leg behind X's head so that his neck is behind Fierce's knee. James Fierce steps with his foot over X’s body and pulls on back on the Stranglehold Gamma!
While Rated X is on his side, refusing to submit to Ron Reid. The audience boos. The Shootfighter pounds on the mat rooting James Fierce on. Fierce wrenches back on the stranglehold gamma but X refuses to tap out
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls Rated X’s head back into his knee. He rolls X onto his stomach and applies a camel clutch. He links his fingers and pulls back on Rated X’s chin!
The Cox Arena boos. James Fierce rocks back with Rated X’s head in his hands. Ron Reid asks X if he submits but he waves him off. Rated X reaches the bottom rope and Reid forces Fierce to break the camel clutch. Fierce waits for X to get to his feet and comes at him with a clothesline but X backdrops him over the ropes! The audience pops
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs a hold of James Fierce’s hair and rams his head into the corner post!!
The fans cheer. Rated X grabs a chair from under Bill Kasal and then smashes the back of Fierce’s head in with a chair!! Fierce sprays a stream of blood on the ringpost
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sets up a press table near the apron. He rolls Fierce onto the table. X climbs onto the apron and pulls Fierce to his feet with them both standing on that table...Rated X hits a hangman’s neckbreaker through the table!!
The Cox Arena chants “RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!” Rated X lifts James Fierce up into an argentinean backbreaker
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X drops Fierce into a Southern Cross samoan drop on the concrete!! X pulls him up into a piledriver on the Cox Arena floor!!
Phil Blauer: James Fierce has left a sickening blood smear on the cement floor!
“Wild” Bill Kasal: “Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining.”
The Shootfighter pulls a dazed James Fierce to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Rated X steps back through the ropes and catches a european forearm to the face on the way through from The Ferocious Bandit
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter throws a chair into the ring. Fierce sets it up in the center of the ring. He irish whips Rated X into the ropes and tries to backdrop hm on a chair, but Rated X swinging powerbombs Fierce onto the standing chair!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr-(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs the military spade and comes at Fierce but James catches him with a front chancery! James Fierce steps on X’s face and then spins into a bootscrape!
James Fierce kneedrops X on the back of the head. The San Diego fans boo. Fierce sets up that chair in the center of the ring. He pulls X up by the mask and irish whips him into the ropes. Fierce dips down for a backdrop but Rated X corkscrew neckbreakers the back of his head onto the seat of the chair!! The audience cheers
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X lifts Fierce up on his shoulders and then flips him around into his Palm Springs Driver burning hammer!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X irish whips Fierce into the ropes, but James ducks a clothesline and flips X onto his back with an STO!
The San Diego audience boos and jeers James Fierce. James Fierce lifts Rated X int an inverted crucifix and then drops him into an inverted razor’s edge
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce applying the cobra clutch on Rated X!
Phil Blauer: The move that broke his neck the first time!
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce thrashes Rated X from side to side. He pulls back on X’s arm while applying pressure to the back of his neck with his other hand. Rated X backpeddals Fierce’s back into the turnbuckles to escape the cobra clutch!
Rated X sets up the chair in the center of the ring. He electric chairs James Fierce up on his shoulders and then drops the back of Jimmy’s head on the seat of the chair with an ocean cyclone suplex!! The audience chants “RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!! RA-TED X!!”
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs that chair and caves in Fierce’s bloody skull with a shot to the forehead!! He throws the chair down and then DDTs James head into it!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X picks up that miltary spade but James Fierce comes up from behind and applies a chinlock. Fierce pulls X’s arm back into a buffalo sleeper!
Phil Blauer: Fierce swinging for the fences with this submission move on Rated X’s worn down neck.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Fierce cranes back on Rated X’s head & arm with the buffalo sleeper. Ron Reid lifts X’s arm and he keeps it up, continuing this match. James Fierce pushes Rated X forward into an STF! He pulls up on X’s face.
James Fierce thrashes Rated X’s face to the side. Ron Reid asks him if he wants to submit. X refuses, so Fierce cranes back further on the STF. He pulls Rated X’s head into his legs, and then powerbombs the back of his head into the exposed turnbuckle!! The San Diego fans let out a collective “OH!!!!” as X’s head snaps back
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter slides a table into the ring. James Fierce sets it up in the corner and then irish whips Rated X, but X reverses it and shoots Fierce through the table!
“Wild” Bill Kasal: “Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining.”
Guillermo O’Bannon: Rated X takes the chair and chokes Fierce with the bottom of it! James Fierce’s feet kick out in desperation until Ron Reid grabs that chair out of Rated X’s hands. He rolls out of the ring and goes underneath the apron.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Before Rated X reveals it to the world. Yes, I have a sampling of all of Hardkore World’s female talent’s underwear under there. At least I care.
Phil Blauer: I’ll give you $10 for Amanda Kauffman’s.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Deal.
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X comes up with a steel chain. He wraps it around his fist and rolls back into the ring. X clocks Fierce in the face with the chain around his hand!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(James Fierce kicks out)
Phil Blauer: Fierce is bloodier if that was possible!
Guillermo O'Bannon: James ducks another shot from that chain and lifts him up in a fireman’s carry. He runs into the center of the ring with a death valley driver!
The fans boo. James Fierce puts the chair over Rated X’s face. He runs into the ropes and double stomps the chair into Rated X’s face!! The fans wince in sympathy. The Shootfighter slides another table into the ring. Fierce sets it up in the center of the ring and then rolls X onto it
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce climbs onto the table and pulls X up by his mask. He rocker dropper’s Rated X through the table!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2..thr- (Rated X kicks out)
Guillermo O’Bannon: James Fierce puts the chair over X’s face amd climbs to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off into a Picture Perfect Elbow Drop with the chair over X’s face!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Robert Hunglestien III smashes X in the face with his crutch)
Phil Blauer: What the hell is Hunglestien doing here?
Guillermo O'Bannon: It seems he's giving Rated X a little taste of Belfast.
"Wild" Bill Kasal: "29 Minutes Have Elapsed. 1 MINUTE REMAINING!!"
Guillermo O’Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III whacking Rated X with his crutch until it’s a broken mess! Hunglestien takes the other crutch and swings at X, but he ducks the hit. Rated X takes the crutch and cracks it along Hunglestien’s injured leg!!
The audience pops! Rated X smashes James Fierce with the crutch!! Rated X double underhooks Fierce’s arms, and flips him up into a dominator. But X flips him forward into a piledriver
Guillermo O’Bannon: The RU-486!!
Referee Ron Reid: 1..2..thr- (James Fierce kicks out)
Phil Blauer: James Fierce kicked out of the RU-486!
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce pulls his head into his legs and lifts him up in a piledriver then he pitches him forward and puts his knees against the back of X's head to drill his face into the mat with a Platinum Driver!!
James Fierce climbs up to the top turnbuckle but Ron Reid signals for the bell. The audience boos. Hunglestien clutches his leg on the outside
“Wild” Bill Kasal: ”THE TIME LIMIT HAS EXPIRED, REFEREE RON REID HAS RULED THIS MATCH...A DRAW!”
The Cox Arena boos and chants "FIVE MORE MINUTES! FIVE MORE MINUTES! FIVE MORE MINUTES! FIVE MORE MINUTES! FIVE MORE MINUTES!" Ron Reid explains the situation to James Fierce and he kicks the rope in frustration
Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X’s neck looks to be in bad shape but he escapes San Diego with the Hardkore America Championship! X also may have sent Hunglestien’s leg back a few stages with that shot with his own crutches.
Rated X steps through the ropes and walks to the back, holding the back of his neck. The crowd strains to slap him as he walks by them in the aisleway
Guillermo O'Bannon: James Fierce took Rated X to the limit, giving him his first draw since I can remember. He goes on to wrestle Andrew Karnage in a submission match. That's it from San Diego ladies and gentleman. Join us in Belfast, Northern Ireland for our seventh annual Irish Rage in Belfast pay-per-view!